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Royal Showbags - A Jaws Showbag? · Lisa & Russell

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Only about 16 sleeps until the biggest show in town
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  Speaker 1: is here.
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  Speaker 2: Royal Show starts on Grand Final Day, doesn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's on the 26th.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's always that, usually that weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Well, same day. Grand Final Day is Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: So if the dockers make it, good afternoon to go.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 2: No lines. The show bags, 360 of them. 360 of them.
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  Speaker 1: You going to.
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  Speaker 2: Buy every one of them? I'm not going to buy
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  Speaker 2: any of them. None of them? I won't be going
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  Speaker 2: to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, really?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't pay that kind of price to go
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  Speaker 3: to an expo.
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  Speaker 2: You should be paying me.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go. I like it.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: Good for you.
• 0:41
  Speaker 1: I love the Royal Show. I don't go every year,
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  Speaker 1: but I go, you know. Would you like me to
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: grab you a Bertie Beadle bag at least?
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  Speaker 2: Sure. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Just five dollars. I remember when it was a dollar.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But that's inflation for you.
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  Speaker 3: The last time I went to the show, there were
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: about nine different types of Bertie Beetle bag you could
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  Speaker 3: get in varying amounts from $ 5 up to about $ 50.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Up to $ 50 for a Bertie Beetle bag.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it just had lots of Bertie Beetles in it.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Must have had a heck of a lot of Bertie
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  Speaker 1: Beetles in it.
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  Speaker 2: You'd think it would have had the original recipe in it,
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  Speaker 2: but no.
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  Speaker 1: It didn't. What I won't be getting for you is
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  Speaker 1: the Best of the West Moorish Nuts bag.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: $ 175. Mind you. There's $ 220 worth of product in there.
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  Speaker 2: Where does this story come from, may I ask?
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  Speaker 1: Perth Now, is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Perth Now, there is no U in Moorish. It's M-O-R-I-S-H.
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  Speaker 2: Say it with me. M-O-R-I-S-H. I know people say it's
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  Speaker 2: just spelling, but this is just journalism.
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  Speaker 1: Back to the Royal Show. Can we get it right?
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  Speaker 2: Good heavens, a Murgatroyd anything?
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  Speaker 1: There's lots of, you know, there's the Hello Kitty bag
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  Speaker 1: and there's the One Piece bag. But there's something for
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  Speaker 1: us grown-ups too, Lisa.
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  Speaker 2: It would be the Maurish nuts, wouldn't it?
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  Speaker 1: The Maurish nuts. What? I can grab you the Vegemite bag.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: I can grab you the Beatles yellow submarine bag. Have
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  Speaker 1: Ringo and Paul not made enough money? Have they not?
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  Speaker 1: Do they even have to muscle in on the Perth
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  Speaker 1: Royal Show as well?
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  Speaker 2: I have a question.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: The Jaws bag?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: A Jaws show bag?
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  Speaker 1: People will be snapping that up. They'll be snapping that
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  Speaker 1: up real quickly. Really?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, obviously, it's the universal.
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  Speaker 3: Pictures Jaws movie show bag.
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  Speaker 2: And I did have a MASH hat back in the day.
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  Speaker 1: I got one of those too.
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  Speaker 2: And the dog tags.
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  Speaker 1: That was the hottest show bag of about, oh, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, 78, 79, I think it was.
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  Speaker 3: But that was just, you know, clinger and radar. And
• 2:48
  Speaker 3: that wasn't a shark. Attack bag?
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  Speaker 1: I used to have a little Jaws shark, a little
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  Speaker 1: rubber shark that you put in the bath.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, gosh.
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  Speaker 1: Serious. Maybe they're bringing that back.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that's some interesting marketing.
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  Speaker 1: There's the Friends bag. I've never seen an episode, so
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  Speaker 1: I won't be buying that. Forget all these.
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  Speaker 2: I'm there for the lollies.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, hello. Hello. Hello. Here it is. This is the
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  Speaker 1: one I'm getting, Curly Whirly.
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: Curly Whirly.
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  Speaker 1: I love Curly Whirly.
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  Speaker 2: I love a Curly Whirly. What about a Polly Waffle?
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  Speaker 1: No, that's a Holly Waffle.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Perth now.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's... A Holly Waffle. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on.
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  Speaker 2: See, now am I surprised?
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  Speaker 3: How do I know if that means Polly Waffle? Or
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  Speaker 3: maybe Holly Waffle.
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  Speaker 2: Is a thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I think Holly Waffle is actually a thing.
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  Speaker 2: Is it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.
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  Speaker 2: Well, because, you know, who knows? Yeah. Because you can't
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  Speaker 2: trust it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, not after the Maurish nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Not after... No.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: See, this is why. This is why you've got to
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  Speaker 2: get it right, so that I can trust you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I thought we might talk about the Royal Showbags
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  Speaker 1: being announced.
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  Speaker 3: We have.
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  Speaker 1: But no, it's become a condemnation of journalism. Anyway, Royal
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  Speaker 1: Show's coming. It's only about 16 sleeps to go. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know about you, but I'm excited and I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to getting my curly whirly.