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Too Alaskan 2 Pipeline | Son of a Boy Dad #144 (Live) · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: A Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Cracker Barrel is home to all the more country anytimes
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  Speaker 2: that means buttermilk pancakes whenever you want them, homemade classics
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  Speaker 2: like chicken and dumplins, and a country store full of
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  Speaker 2: fun fines. Swing by and visit Cracker Barrel today. So
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  Speaker 2: y'all know that we're big fans of Cracker Barrel. In
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  Speaker 2: this holiday season, I will be sat at their table
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  Speaker 2: with a big plate of country fried turkey and Brandon.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it
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  Speaker 3: off my Christmas list in the country store.
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  Speaker 4: While I'm at it, we'll make a nice holiday tradition.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's so cute of you.
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  Speaker 3: Enjoy all the more holiday traditions only at Cracker Barrel.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going back to college to be your friend.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going so I can get Uber one for students.
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  Speaker 5: It saves you on Uber and Uber eats. I'm there
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  Speaker 5: for zero dollar delivery fee on cheeseburgers, up to ten
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  Speaker 5: percent off smoothies, and six percent Uber credits back on rides.
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  Speaker 5: Just to be clear. I'm there for savings, not whatever
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  Speaker 5: you think college is for.
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  Speaker 3: Get Uber one for students a membership to save on
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  Speaker 3: Uber and Uber eats. What deals this good?
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  Speaker 6: Everyone wants to be a student joined for just four
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  Speaker 6: ninety nine a month.
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  Speaker 3: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply. We'll see.
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  Speaker 3: I'm feeling funny. I'm gonna bring my absolute worst.
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  Speaker 7: All right, you're live, You're live, alrighty, Welcome back to
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  Speaker 7: the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today. It is Wednesday, October.
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  Speaker 7: I believe it's the twenty twenty fifth, my half birthday. Brother,
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  Speaker 7: it's Ron's half birthday. We are all celebrating. We are here,
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  Speaker 7: live in barstool HQ three. That's right, mix them up.
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  Speaker 7: Sometimes there's too many HQs these days. Hey, let's clap
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  Speaker 7: it up. Let's clap it up, guys. I don't know
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  Speaker 7: what we're clapping for, but we're here. Let's get right
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  Speaker 7: down to it. The Phillies will not be in the world, yo.
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  Speaker 7: See dude, fuck dude, fuck you.
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  Speaker 3: Well.
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  Speaker 7: On the bright side, the Eagles are good again.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. And Sas is the hottest gambler
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  Speaker 1: in the United States, I America.
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  Speaker 7: And the Patriots are also going to probably be in
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  Speaker 7: the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: SaaS one thousands and thousands of dollars with like Nikolin
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  Speaker 1: dime five dollar bets.
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  Speaker 3: How much did you actually win?
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  Speaker 7: Give us the dollar amount fifteen hundred on how many bets?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. Ten. That's not that impressive. I thought
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  Speaker 3: you were doing well. I had paid out seven to fifty.
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  Speaker 3: That's good. Yeah, that's exciting. Whatever, not a big deal.
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  Speaker 3: Not sweating.
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  Speaker 7: You said those screenshots to everybody?
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  Speaker 3: Really sent it to everyone? I know?
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  Speaker 1: I was walking through my neighborhood. They were stable to
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  Speaker 1: a telephone pole.
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  Speaker 3: You know my wife, right, I do. Yes, you didn't
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  Speaker 3: send it to her, so you didn't literally send it
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  Speaker 3: to everyone.
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  Speaker 7: I did send it to her. She probably just has
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  Speaker 7: my number saved to something else.
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  Speaker 3: Oh it's a hut cleaning lady. She got my number
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  Speaker 3: saved as pizza hut. Funny story about this one time
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  Speaker 3: a comedian I know was cheating on his girlfriend all
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  Speaker 3: the time and he would say Eve the girl that
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  Speaker 3: he was cheating on his girlfriend with as my name,
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  Speaker 3: and then she found it and confronted him about why
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  Speaker 3: he was sending dick pics to me. Damn and then
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  Speaker 3: he had to come clean and be like, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: be honest, it's not I would be like, I'm fucking Francis.
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  Speaker 3: That must have been an awkward Conbo. Well, she thought
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  Speaker 3: he was gay. I know she thought he was. What's worse?
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  Speaker 7: If you're probably that's probably best case scenario.
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  Speaker 1: If it's gay. No, if you're gay, it's just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing I could do. It's like Jada Pinker Smith's
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  Speaker 1: with Tupac. Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: If your best buddy told you that he had done
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  Speaker 3: this and that his girlfriend found out and was gonna
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  Speaker 3: kill you to corroborate I kill them both that it
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  Speaker 3: was you, would you back your buddy and be like, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: he does send me those sometimes, but just for me
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  Speaker 3: to check on them and be like, yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 3: good one and send that off.
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  Speaker 7: No, I would definitely not do that.
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  Speaker 3: You wouldn't. Maybe I would. I probably would, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: but if it was I would. Bo.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's nice Hammer, It's good fucking talk right there.
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  Speaker 1: He says them to me to kind of just like
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  Speaker 1: as a buffer. Yeah, it's just like the fact.
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  Speaker 7: Check is dick pics just like touch it up and
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  Speaker 7: photoshop for him.
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  Speaker 3: Does this all read right?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, make a little vanier, Yeah, make a little shorter.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, both had a little saturation to this. But then
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  Speaker 3: you have red. Then you'd have to tell Bo's girlfriend that,
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  Speaker 3: you know white red books. That's not right.
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  Speaker 7: It is red red dicks.
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  Speaker 3: Mine's not. My dick is red as hell? What your monkey? No?
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  Speaker 7: Really, it's true. Everyone All white dudes have red dicks.
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  Speaker 3: You know they don't. It's more red than it is white. No,
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  Speaker 3: it's what it is.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's skin colored. Yeah, it's red. Look like your
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  Speaker 7: hands are even a little red.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's just like a normal skin color. That's not
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  Speaker 3: a red, dude, that's a that's olive. Yeah, I would
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  Speaker 3: call that more of like a You ever looked at
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  Speaker 3: your dick after you jerk off? Dude? It's neon red?
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  Speaker 3: How hard you bro?
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  Speaker 2: Stop?
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  Speaker 3: No? No? Yeah? Abusing it? You going cream or no? Cream? Cream?
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  Speaker 3: What does that mean? You creaming ocean? Yeah? I use
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  Speaker 3: lotion all the time. Why then, why is there so
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  Speaker 3: much abrasion?
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  Speaker 8: Well there isn't these days, but when I was a
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  Speaker 8: young one, they would, there was always they were just
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  Speaker 8: it was just red as hell.
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  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, dude, like pulsating like glowing red or this hurts.
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  Speaker 7: See a lot of dudes when they beat off, they
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  Speaker 7: go to the kind of like the base of the
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  Speaker 7: the nook of the hand.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on fingertips. I don't want to hear about that
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  Speaker 3: from you.
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  Speaker 7: They're talking about how your dick is.
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  Speaker 3: My dick was talking about like massacring. I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't.
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  Speaker 7: I'm talking about how I'm like, fucking jerking off is
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  Speaker 7: not something I ever want to think about. Dude, you're
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  Speaker 7: just telling me how like you're you as a young boy,
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  Speaker 7: were violent.
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  Speaker 3: I was violent. We can't fucking share.
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  Speaker 8: I thought we were sharing, Yeah, but mine was like
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  Speaker 8: being I'd rather know that you were violent towards your
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  Speaker 8: dick than you were like gentle towards it.
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  Speaker 3: You want him to off the way you want him to.
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  Speaker 7: Drive, Yeah, because you already had a picture it in
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  Speaker 7: your mind. You're like, I see him being fucking savage.
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  Speaker 3: You see what were you seeing for him? Violent? Like
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  Speaker 3: be honest and then and then I'll give you what
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  Speaker 3: I thought, bron I don't. I wasn't on it, to
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  Speaker 3: be honest, I wasn't really picturing it in my head.
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  Speaker 7: You obviously had because how I said it didn't match
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  Speaker 7: up with your preconceived notion, which means that you had
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  Speaker 7: preconceived a notion. That's true. He makes good points. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you did what was yours.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was going to be kind of cool
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  Speaker 3: and rhythmic because he's got this uh you know, let's
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  Speaker 3: call it I imagine a layer.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I am white. I am a fucking bone.
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  Speaker 3: Like like a I don't know, a cool dance. He's
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  Speaker 3: doing a dance with it, you know, like the way
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  Speaker 3: he's in the great style. There's swag, there's like you know,
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  Speaker 3: if I watched him do it, I'd be like, God,
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  Speaker 3: I wish I could do it.
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  Speaker 7: I go across kind of like a crosshand like carry ok,
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  Speaker 7: when you're running, you know what I mean, Like.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm climbing a like I'm climbing a rope in
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  Speaker 1: gym class kind of is my like I'm a brown
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  Speaker 1: bear running from a black bear.
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  Speaker 7: Did you guys ever get to the top of the rope?
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  Speaker 7: I know you definitely did.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't. We didn't have that. You didn't have that?
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  Speaker 7: No, was that a Massachusetts Yeah? Absolutely we had it.
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  Speaker 7: We had to know.
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  Speaker 3: Tyler.
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  Speaker 8: You definitely were one of those kids. I was like
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  Speaker 8: hanging from the top of the rope. You're like, I
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  Speaker 8: guess I'll come down soon.
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  Speaker 3: I'd go up the rope. I'd go up the rope
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  Speaker 3: and then I'd shimmy across the Yeah, you guys are
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  Speaker 3: doing like pull ups on the rope.
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  Speaker 8: I never got more than a foot off the ground. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: still to this Dad would never come close to that.
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  Speaker 3: Really.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like maybe it's like a like a knee
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  Speaker 7: strength type of thing.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's all upper body, is it.
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  Speaker 7: There's no, you're not gribbing with the thighs at all.
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  Speaker 3: You're just like, why did they have us doing that?
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  Speaker 3: You do in the CrossFit games. They know how to
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  Speaker 3: do that. You got to use your legs in the
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  Speaker 3: you got to wrap it around your foot and then
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  Speaker 3: help yourself stay up up.
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  Speaker 7: Like, what are they what are they training you for?
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  Speaker 7: It's like why we're to boat?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it didn't really make sense. It's also pretty dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Well they put the mat down, Yeah, but if you're falling,
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  Speaker 3: I mean, how far does that go? Up? Twenty feet?
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  Speaker 3: Here's a question I was thinking, and this is something
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  Speaker 3: off what you just said. I was actually thinking about
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  Speaker 3: this morning because I saw a video of a guy
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  Speaker 3: on Twitter who beat the ship out of the teacher
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  Speaker 3: he found out was having an affair with his daughter.
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  Speaker 3: Oh honorable, and beat the ship out of the teacher.
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  Speaker 3: That's not an affair? Is an affair? I mean a
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  Speaker 3: statutory affair?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a little yeah whatever, dude, we kissed like once,
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  Speaker 7: not a big deal.
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  Speaker 3: I kind of like her a boy friend, being her
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  Speaker 3: high school boyfriend. And yeah, yeah, why do you have
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  Speaker 3: to fare on me with mister mister?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I lost my girl to an older man.
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  Speaker 3: A dirty affair. Girlfriend had an affair art teacher with
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  Speaker 3: the guy that kidnapped her. But the question is the
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  Speaker 3: question is what type of teacher of what subject would
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  Speaker 3: you be the least ashamed of your daughter for having
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  Speaker 3: the affair.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know, something like science, Yeah, something.
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  Speaker 1: If it's a gym teacher or something like that, it's
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  Speaker 1: like you have to kill them both.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, gym teacher or history teacher would destroy me?
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  Speaker 3: History? Why history?
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  Speaker 7: Because he was always the football coach or some shit
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  Speaker 7: or math.
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  Speaker 3: Oh and he's going to town. Yeah, okay, it's.
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  Speaker 7: Fucking laying that down, clapping cheeks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, a young hot guy.
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  Speaker 1: If it's if it's like it might be a true
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  Speaker 1: like sexual perversion on her part.
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  Speaker 3: If she likes an old man, it's just like you
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  Speaker 3: have to kind of allow that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like if she just likes like the old like chemistry
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  Speaker 1: teacher or some shit like that, it's like, Okay, your
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  Speaker 1: daughter sexual, she likes his his brain.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, if your daughter is.
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  Speaker 7: Eighteen, do you still give the teacher the beat down?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. I feel like I would.
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  Speaker 8: No, No, I like me fucking killing that guy, strangling him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, pull camp.
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  Speaker 8: Have you ever had a gym teacher? Yeah, like the fattest,
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  Speaker 8: fucking alcoholic.
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  Speaker 3: They're all out. It's not me bro.
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  Speaker 7: Well, yeah, I guess at Harvard they probably had different
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  Speaker 7: types of gym teacher.
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  Speaker 3: We had gym teachers at Harvard.
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  Speaker 7: Actually, my gym teacher in fifth grade went to Harvard.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, what happened?
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  Speaker 7: I went to from there. It was a damn good
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  Speaker 7: gym teacher. Some people have different some people have different goals. Dude,
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  Speaker 7: you gotta respect.
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  Speaker 3: High schooler and then get demoted into gym teaching. He
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  Speaker 3: fell in love in the small town. He wanted to
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  Speaker 3: stay around.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine going in to beat the ship, the dad
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  Speaker 1: going in to beat the ship.
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  Speaker 3: Out of him, kind of running back off last week.
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  Speaker 3: And he is the funniest thing. He loses the fight.
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  Speaker 3: It's the funniest thing. Oh, that's tough holding up to
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  Speaker 3: this school. Where's he parking? Yeah, he cares about park
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  Speaker 3: right out front? Yeah, out front. You don't.
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  Speaker 7: You don't circle around looking for parking if you're looking at.
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  Speaker 3: And then you have a ticket. Yeah, and you have
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  Speaker 3: a ticket car.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta walk home. Imagine that from the wife's perspective.
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  Speaker 8: You see him, You see him just stumbling down the street,
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  Speaker 8: called in blood.
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  Speaker 3: He beat the ship out him.
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  Speaker 8: Because then she I mean, your boyfriend's real piece of ship,
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  Speaker 8: you know that right talking to your daughter.
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  Speaker 7: You're fucking loser ass boyfriend.
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  Speaker 3: Who the fuck does he think he is?
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  Speaker 7: Except it's probably like I don't know, she would take
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  Speaker 7: the boyfriend's side for.
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  Speaker 8: I think that's like every single I think that's like
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  Speaker 8: every single like like girl's dream right to have like
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  Speaker 8: their boyfriend, be able to beat the fuck out of
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  Speaker 8: their dad.
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  Speaker 1: That's why girls get boyfriends. Yeah, it's like a challenger.
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  Speaker 1: It's like new new owner.
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  Speaker 8: Shirge the Purge, the scene where the girl with the
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  Speaker 8: girl's boyfriend shows up and tries to kill the dad.
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  Speaker 7: So funny because he just fails, just like beating up
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  Speaker 7: a dad and being like, she's mine. Yeah, bro, that's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: I can't imagine having a girlfriend and being like having
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  Speaker 3: like beef with her dad. Then a TV shot.
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  Speaker 7: Oh they had a TV shot and know that?
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  Speaker 3: Did you think that the original was so good? It's
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  Speaker 3: warrant that many successive cult classic.
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  Speaker 7: I think it's just the theory of it just gets
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  Speaker 7: people going so fucking much.
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  Speaker 3: What do we got? Good to go? Audio? Okay?
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  Speaker 7: Audio is good? Okay, cool, It's.
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  Speaker 3: Like, oh damn, talk about beating off made me want
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  Speaker 3: to play with it made me want to beat it up.
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  Speaker 8: I was looking at you were fiddling with a big time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah you got I saw you unplugging at one point.
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  Speaker 3: You like that.
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  Speaker 7: You're trying to sabotage this fucking show.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to watch me beat this thing up. Put a
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  Speaker 3: lot of work into this.
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  Speaker 7: Francis came in with the sweet tooth of all sweet
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  Speaker 7: tooths today. He Francis always has a sweet tooth.
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  Speaker 3: He he just doesn't gain weight because I work out.
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  Speaker 3: It's true, I've never seen you working out there. I've
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  Speaker 3: never seen you work. I'm surprised I haven't run into
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  Speaker 3: you in our gym and our building. I go every day.
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  Speaker 3: Do you really nothing ever goes? He doesn't go? Why? Why? How?
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  Speaker 7: How did you?
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  Speaker 3: How are you an authority of this?
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  Speaker 8: Ianron used to work out and I would go, do
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  Speaker 8: we go to that? We go on the road and
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  Speaker 8: we go to the hotel, and I never see him
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  Speaker 8: at the gym?
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  Speaker 3: What the fuck are you talking about? One?
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  Speaker 7: We used to go on the road. What other life
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  Speaker 7: did we live back when we were road the seventies
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  Speaker 7: being sash were on the road together.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, I'm in the gym every day and I have
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  Speaker 1: I'm like the fucking basic, like white girl who like
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  Speaker 1: will do a workout every day and just nothing happens
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  Speaker 1: to my body.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fine, it doesn't get worse keeping. That is true.
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  Speaker 3: You don't really have a big reason to improve. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just want functional strengths. I just you're able to function.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to be able to move around in
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  Speaker 1: the world.
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  Speaker 7: The furrowed brows or what happened to your thumb?
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  Speaker 3: Thick cat my way of self mutilation.
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  Speaker 7: Than what you're I'm plugging and plug it back in.
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  Speaker 3: How about now when I share with you, get real close. Good,
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  Speaker 3: all good, all good, you.
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  Speaker 7: Won't plug me.
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  Speaker 3: I want to share with Harry. All right, we're real
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  Speaker 3: tight now, Yeah, we're back. Sorry about the chips, everybody.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't think that that would cause the entire show
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  Speaker 3: to screech to a halt. Oh good, oh good, well, good.
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  Speaker 7: Way we got at least have this conversation on what
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  Speaker 7: happened here anyways, taking a quick quick pause, getting a
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  Speaker 7: different wire.
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  Speaker 3: And I wouldn't have thought putting the mic on my
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  Speaker 3: lap would have done that.
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  Speaker 7: Alrighty, did I have my vape back on? Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 7: sitting on it. Sassin needs a little vape in. Get
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  Speaker 7: him right real quick, Sass.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: You needs a little bit of fresh and nicotine in
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  Speaker 1: the old system, fucking to restart the old battery.
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  Speaker 3: So what was going on last night with you? Round?
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  Speaker 7: I saw you celebrating, I saw you knee kicking, leg kicking.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean, bro? They we fucking lost?
• 15:58
  Speaker 7: I know, But when did When did you realize it
• 16:00
  Speaker 7: was over?
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: It just fucking was, dude, I don't know when they
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: fucking lost. I believe in until the last second. I
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: believe until the fucking because it.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Went out way went to what the bottom of the ninth. Yeah,
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: they played the whole baseball game.
• 16:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah they did, and they lost. They played all nine
• 16:14
  Speaker 7: and we we were your bets.
• 16:15
  Speaker 9: Golf season is in full swing and getting out there
• 16:18
  Speaker 9: to work on your game is bound to make any
• 16:20
  Speaker 9: day even better. And if you're looking to improve your drive,
• 16:24
  Speaker 9: Chevy Equinox EV is the smartest choice you can make.
• 16:28
  Speaker 9: Bold athletic styling, a commanding presence, award winning tech, an
• 16:32
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• 16:37
  Speaker 9: will put a smile on your face, no matter how
• 16:39
  Speaker 9: your scorecard shakes.
• 16:40
  Speaker 7: Out or your units looking like I was gonna win
• 16:43
  Speaker 7: thirty five thousand dollars if they fucking won, dude, thirty
• 16:47
  Speaker 7: five thousand dollars. Yes, how much did you put on it?
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: One thousand dollars into the beginning of the season in
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: June when their odds were the lowest, And what was
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: your payout? Because you did this last year and you
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: totally fucked up. There was no payout? Really, yeah, there
• 17:00
  Speaker 7: was no. It wasn't offered. I didn't see anything offered.
• 17:03
  Speaker 7: It was uh, it was. It was preposterous. I tried
• 17:07
  Speaker 7: to look I tried to look at it like even
• 17:09
  Speaker 7: during the game.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 17:12
  Speaker 7: It was just fucking. It was just brutal. It's just
• 17:15
  Speaker 7: bad times.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: It does suck. I was. I was really for them.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: I wanted to No one's gonna watch the fucking Rangers
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: versus the Diamondbacks. It's gonna be the lowest view World
• 17:23
  Speaker 8: Series of all time.
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: What do you reuse? Socks fan? H yeah?
• 17:27
  Speaker 7: No, no win for the Socks this year.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: No, they weren't. They weren't great. The Patriots. You know
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: a Patriots fan? No? No, no, you're a Jets fan. No?
• 17:36
  Speaker 7: Are you crowdworking out of this? Are you crowd working
• 17:40
  Speaker 7: the way out of this?
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Are you? What? Are you a fan of Ruins? The Giants?
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: The Giants? What do you? What do you do for
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: a living? How'd you to meet? Yeah, I'm good. You
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: got the pizza. I think I saw you do CrowdWork about?
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: No, the Clams.
• 18:01
  Speaker 8: So I got the great last night hosting and you
• 18:04
  Speaker 8: really Uh? I don't know how people do that? What
• 18:07
  Speaker 8: just get him open right right away? You had to
• 18:10
  Speaker 8: go up quickly, so I know now cracked him open easily.
• 18:15
  Speaker 8: They were they were up for it. They were a
• 18:17
  Speaker 8: good crowd. Yeah, but every time I go up, I
• 18:20
  Speaker 8: try and make a little joke and then they're just like.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: I think it's it's it's about talking to people that
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: want to be talked to and not talking to people
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: that don't want to be talked to. And it's pretty
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: easy to tell, and people don't decipher that.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: I hate when someone's talking to me and I don't
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: want to be talked to, and specifically in that in
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: that setting. Yeah, and if a comedian's trying to crowd
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: work me and I just want to like fade into
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: like I'm not trying to be very public about it.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: That ship is fucking brutal. That shit is so uncomfortable
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: for me, and like I'm not giving him ship. I'm
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: not going to make his show any.
• 18:56
  Speaker 8: Better, right, Sometimes they like that though, Yeah, I tell
• 19:00
  Speaker 8: some men just want to see the world burn.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I know, I don't like it.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like people should be much more judicious about
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: who they talked to and leave my ass alone and
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: leave whoever's like fucking loud and fucking annoying, like let them,
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: let them be the center of attention if they want that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: Copy that brother, oh Man I'm talking shop with you guys.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: Things got weird in here.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: Uh. I feel bad. I didn't I didn't mean to.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: I didn't mean to do the thing with the chips.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I guess that was very unprofessional. It was the other episode.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: You spent the second half of it on your lap
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: talking into the lab and then complained about the audience.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: I never complained about the audio, all right, didn't I
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I didn't know that. I am not aware
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: that I'm doing these things.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: One of the best Gilly and Wallow episodes was when
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: they wrestled with each other.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Should we have a brawl? I don't know.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: I feel like that kind of thing. I kind of
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: kickstarts things in the right direction. If if it's just.
• 20:02
  Speaker 8: I feel like if there was a real brawl in here,
• 20:04
  Speaker 8: I think I would be I would die and everyone
• 20:06
  Speaker 8: else would walk out with like a couple of scrapes
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: and I get caught in the mix and just die.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Younger.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: No, I've shadow box with my boys and it never
• 20:16
  Speaker 7: goes well for me. Ilwa was end up bleeding and
• 20:17
  Speaker 7: they all walk away. What do you mean you're shadow
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: boxing not shadow boxing? We've boxed, We've done one hand
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: boxing like slap boxing. No one glove slap boxing. No
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: slap boxing is slapping right?
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 20:30
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, ye we've done boxing with one hand and.
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: You both have one glove.
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, And I always lose, and then I'm getting like
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: roundabout fucking.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: It's not good.
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: I think that you're tough, bro.
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: Oh man, I know I think that you.
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: I think you could fucking whip some ass if it
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: really came down to it.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be nice. What uh I think I could?
• 20:56
  Speaker 7: Who'd you box against my boys? This was a while ago.
• 20:58
  Speaker 7: It was probably in eighth grade. Oh so that was
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: a while ago.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: It was. Yeah, it's been a while.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: We love the glory days. I definitely peaked when I
• 21:05
  Speaker 8: was thirteen. I did not peak when I was thirteen.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: I was a rough thirteen.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I'll confess I was. I was fat when I was thirteen.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: I saw some pictures of myself on like eighth grade
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: field trips, and I was like, uh, I'm fooling myself, dude.
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: I was fat as fucked. Yeah.
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: I had a rough hair do too, and I think
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: people still get mad about my hair. I'm sure the
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: people have already commentated me like Sassa's hair is crazy,
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: which I get, but it was a lot worse at
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: one point.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Do you think you were fatter than me? Yeah, I'm
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: fatter than you now, yeah, But do you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: Think then, at that point in your life you were
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: fatter than I was? When I was thirteen or fourteen?
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: I think I could have been. I was at braces
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: until weirdly old age due.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: But I have braces too, and I was fat too, Dude,
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: I would have gotten along. If you want to have
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: a gross off, Dude, I think everyone's gross when they're
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: thirteen because boys they grow wide.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: No, because some of the other some of the other boys,
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: the other boys, some of the other boys were yeah, yes, exactly.
• 22:01
  Speaker 7: Where they are now, a bunch of the other working cubes. No,
• 22:04
  Speaker 7: they had their doctors. They're a doctors, doctors, they're fucking surgeons. Due,
• 22:10
  Speaker 7: they're fucking guys, had great abs And I just wasn't
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: one of them. Dude, I was gross and I was fat. Yeah,
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: that does suck, ass it was were you fat ever?
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Never? That's fucking awesome.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: It's so crazy just you never had that, like just
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: grabbing it, just like why me?
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: It's me? Me? Is the candy?
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: See, you're a big, sweet tooth guy. I'm a big,
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: sweet toothed guy. I've always been big on the candy. Yeah,
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: I like the candy, but I've been bigger. I've been
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: heavy on the candy lately.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: I've just been exercising my whole life. Yeah, that's true.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: Even as a little kid, I couldn't stop writing. Did
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: your parents make you exercise? No? My parents they allowed
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: me to. Really, they enabled me. Oh you need shin guards. Okay,
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: we'll get you some chin guards. Like, how do you
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: stave off your kids getting fat? That's tougher than I
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: would think. I think you know what it is than
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: we think it is. Can you eat?
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: Can you just make your kids do push ups or
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: like run laughs and shit like that.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: No, you can't, But you can fill the pantry with
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: healthier snacks through so that when they come home from
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: school starving at three thirty or four, instead of eating
• 23:14
  Speaker 3: rice crispy treats, they're eating a big thing of grapes.
• 23:17
  Speaker 8: It wasn't always the best getting home, and you just
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: dive into some fucking fruit.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: By the foot. You know. I was always so hungry when.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: I got you just stand at the pan. I would
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: just stand at the pantry. I would take a rip down.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: I would take a box of cereal.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would take the salad bowl, the communal
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: salad bowl that we would serve salad in for dinner,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: and I would fill the salad bowl with cereal, and
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: then I would take milk pour that in, and then
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: I would eat the whole thing, probably about half a
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: box of cereal, and then I would go nap for
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: like an hour and a half. That's a good grubbing
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: right there. Yeah, that is.
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: I used to just dude, I think the lowest feeling
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: I've ever felt in my life is getting home from
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: school and there's just nothing. And that's when you're just
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: fighting back tears. You're like, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: Nothing.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: You just put on some meat mail and ranola bars?
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me? The six gigantic Costco boxes
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: in there, but they were still sealed and they were
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: just waiting for someone to unwrap them. And I went
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: in there and I.
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: Had what and uh what what was in there? Okay,
• 24:32
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, it was what did you get?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Some industrial sized candies? I got some Harry got Harry
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: bow bears. I got some.
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: He came down with a feast.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to make sure that anyone who wanted
• 24:45
  Speaker 3: some could have some.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah, there was some some fucking fall and chocolate bars
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: in there.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: These look like they're going to be great. Peanut butter
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: and chocolate Francis. Those are gonna be fun.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't think so. I can't believe
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: there's fucking scientists who come up with snacks. Well that's
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: what jolly ranchers are.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: Jolly ranchers like that'll they should make a movie like
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: that about like similar to like Oppenheimer or yeah, like
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: one of the greats.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Of all time.
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: This is my vegetable course. Grams twenty calories. That's a
• 25:20
  Speaker 7: good ratio.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: You're protein, chocolate, peanut butter.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: Damn bro, you guys watching anything spooky?
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, Oh my god, it's called talk to me.
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: I just watched that. I just watched it this week.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: What did you think of it? Because I thought that the
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: ending was terrifying. I didn't think it was that scary.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: I was talking to Joe at the Standard. He said,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: it was the scariest movie you've seen in a while.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: I said, I don't even think it was close. I
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: thought the beginning was phenomenal. Yeah, the first scene, the
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: first like half of the movie was great. I thought
• 25:51
  Speaker 3: the whole thing was pretty good. Man, I don't know.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: I thought, like the scene, I guess spoiler alert? What's this?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: What's this movie on? Well, it's pretty rented? Pretty you
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: should watch it? Now.
• 26:01
  Speaker 7: Did you watch it with your wife?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: I watched it. Well, my wife went to bed halfway
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: through because it was too scary for her. So my
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: buddy and I finished it. You like scary movies, I
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: do watch with your wife? Well, she won't allow us to.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: She gets too spooked. Yes, my wife gets too spooked.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen scary movies in fucking years. I'd like
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: fight my battles. We can get together and do it
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: though you want to? We could, We could sneak We
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: could sneak out together. Yeah, you have little sleepover, make
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: a little forge or some ship like that. Get spooked.
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, you know he's above you. Yeah, you told me
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: he was below you. When I first moved in, I
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: thought he was on a different floor than he was.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought it.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Was one apart. He was trying to downplay you. He
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: said you were on ground level. Yeah, I said he
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: had to go down a flight.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, all the way down.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: No, I would never disparage Francis. He is a significantly
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: better Yeah, and I do not not this again. No,
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: Roan's apartment. It is cool that you guys live in
• 26:57
  Speaker 7: the same building. We could fit two of my apartments
• 26:59
  Speaker 7: in his.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: Seinfeld. That's not true either, But in Seinfeld? Did they
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: live in the same building Kramer and Seinfeld? Did it?
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: What about who was another guy that they lived with,
• 27:09
  Speaker 7: the neighbor that they hated.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: Newman Newman? Did Newman live in the building? Newman was
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: their neighbor? No, I thought he was the mailman. Low.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: No, Newman lived a flora below because I was going Newman. Yeah,
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: hello Newman Newman. And what about friends? Did they all
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: live in the same building?
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: I think so. Joey and Chandler were roommates across the
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: hall from Monica and Rachel, and.
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: Then didn't Phoebe live downstairs?
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Phoebe lived in a different building, and Ross lived across
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: the way. But at one point Chandler and Monica moved
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: in together, at which point I think Rachel and Joey
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: tried to cohabitate. The boy did that get messy?
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: Did you you so? You obviously watched all of it,
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: loved it, thought it was funny. You thought you thought
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: Friends funny.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: I watched Friends when I was young. I watched it
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: when I was probably in middle school or high early
• 27:53
  Speaker 8: high school, and I thought it was good.
• 27:54
  Speaker 7: I loved it when I was young. I don't really
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: get the whole I mean, people say the same thing
• 27:57
  Speaker 7: about Seinfeld. They say it's like the worst st the
• 27:59
  Speaker 7: say CoCom of all time, Seinfeld is fucking hilarious.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: You ever like this?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Who said Seinfeld is the worst sitcom? I think it's
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: quite the opposite.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: I think that they say it's the best, Well, it
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: is the best, it's up there, but it's people.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: A lot of people hate it whatever soever.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: It's like a common trend right now. It's like it's
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: like hating Taylor Swift mm hmm, because there's so many
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: people that like it. Yeah, there's a nice little counterculture
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: against it. Just never really move the needle for me.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: Seinfeld no no friends. Oh yeah, I mean I get it.
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: It's not like for everybody. It's for more feminine guys
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: like me and Francis. No, dude, have you heard about
• 28:35
  Speaker 7: how I jerk off. Yeah, true, the way that you
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: jerk off. I'm surprised you didn't get into like Cheers. Yeah,
• 28:45
  Speaker 7: I jerk off like Norm.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Fraser's back, and Fraser was originally a character on Cheers,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: you know, and then he got his spinoff series with Fraser,
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: which was is arguably the most successful spinoff ever. And
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: one time I was out in Hawaii and I was
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: sitting down eating sashimi and I looked up and I thought, boy,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: that guy looks a lot like Frasier. And he saw
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: me looking at him, and I still remember he gave
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: me a look as if to say, go ahead, you
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: know who I am? Nice? And I said, are you
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: mister Kelsey Grammar and he goes, I am, and he
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: stood up shake my hand, and immediately I said, you
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: played middle school football with my dad. He goes, get
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: the fuck out of here. He said that really, yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 3: swore dussed he did. That's interesting, I know, risky. And
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: then I said, my dad's a corky Ellis and uh,
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: you guys played at Rumson Country Day and he goes,
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: Kirky Ellis.
• 29:49
  Speaker 7: Of course, of course really.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: And I don't know if he was actually remembering or not,
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: but he may have.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You don't fucking forget Kirky Ellis from Rumson Country Day, Don't.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: I also think it's a lot easier to remember people
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: from your childhood.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it is like people you meet now. We
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: talked a little longer and then he gave me his
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: phone number. And then the next summer he was starring
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: in Lakajo Full on Broadway The Bird Cage, which was
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: the hit play, the hit musical of that summer with
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Douglas Hodge, and I texted him and I said, Kelsey, period,
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: it's Francis. We met over sashimi last summer in Owahu.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Could we I saw that you're in the play. Any
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: chance I could get some tickets? Would love to come
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: see you? And he goes, I've set suicide. Is this
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: night work? And I said yep? And we went and
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: then after the show we went out for drinks with
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: him and the entire cast. Oh, that's awesome, and we
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: had a great time. We had a great time. But
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: I had a very guys wansted to really hit it
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: off in Hawaii. For him to give your phone number, well,
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: he had played football with my dad, which gave me
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: a better in It sort of made him try.
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: I feel like someone came out to me and gave
• 30:56
  Speaker 8: They were like, I played football with your dad. I
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: probably wouldn't be like, let me give you my phone number.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Soccer. We're gonna have to continue this off there. He
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: knew based on my dad that we would. I would.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: I would.
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: You're a good stock.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I would not be someone who would abuse.
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: True in I always did think of that about your dad.
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so that's not that's not an abuser now.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: And then I had a cold and I was sitting
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: across the table from uh from them, and they were
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: in the middle of their run on Broadway, and they
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: heard that I had a cold, and they kind of
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: distanced themselves because they didn't want to get mine. They
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: don't want to those their voices. Yeah, and I felt
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: bad because I think after I might have gotten some
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: of the members of the cast sick.
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: And then they had to cancel the I remember they
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: had to cancel the run, right, Yeah, it was like
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: a historic run.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, and everybody lost.
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• 32:11
  Speaker 7: Job It's yeah, a lot of people, a lot of
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: Union guys.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good Union got better. Lappened that night. It wasn't
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: as bad as nine to eleven.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: That is true, So that's a good way to think
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: about it.
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: That was worse. Israel's Israel's real. I guess we don't
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: have to get into Israel, But well, what were you
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: going to say?
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: They went on tweeting that it's like fifteen nine to elevens.
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: They're trying to get to America. On their sides, people
• 32:35
  Speaker 8: are very passionate about nine to eleven. Keep going, well,
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: it's like that's like what they did with COVID. They
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: were like, it's been two hundred nine elevens. I don't
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: think nine to eleven is a good scale to use things.
• 32:44
  Speaker 8: Two hundred nine to eleven's boy, that it was more.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: Than two hundred. It was probably like one thousand, nine elevens.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Two thousand nine elevens.
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: Well they were, I mean there were what two thousand
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: people that perished in nine eleven.
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: Yes, so you're Louis had the bit where he was like, yeah,
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: nine eleven wasn't that bad?
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: It was only one nine eleven. Yeah, we gotta get
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: that son of a bitch on this podcast. Four hundred
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: thousand people, isn't it? It is two thousand times two thousand,
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: four hundred thousand. Isn't it four million? What the fuck
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: are you guys talking about? I think it's four hundred thousand.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: I think it's four hundred k I'm only big one
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: four million. It's four million. You were wrong. It's six hereo,
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: I didn't even go to college. Excuse me. It's uh
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: six heroes with a four euros, which would be right euro.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I think he was talking about your sandwich. You're right,
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: it is four million. Excuse me? So that are four
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: million people dead right now? I think it's like two
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: something two million have died in the last week over
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: in the Middle East? Are you for real from COVID? Okay,
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: COVID did you say COVID? Yeah? Oh yeah, that's what
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: originally your comparison was.
• 33:56
  Speaker 7: Because you thought he was talking about Israel.
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: I did or you said that they used nine eleven
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: as like a stat for how people have died in
• 34:02
  Speaker 8: Israel Palestine, And then I was saying that they did
• 34:04
  Speaker 8: that with COVID too.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: I missed the switch to COVID.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, they said there was like two thousand covids
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: or twenty nine to elevens.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Wow, that's a lot. That's a lot of eleven.
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's to the point where I'm like, this is
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: an issue. That's what it took like around one thy
• 34:20
  Speaker 8: ninety nine. I'm like, all right, guys, this has been
• 34:23
  Speaker 8: a lot of nine eleven.
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: But I'll take the jab.
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: Not enough, I'm not wearing a mask today. Not enough
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: nine to eleven. Enough nine elevens have happened. Yeah, goodness
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: to me, that is naughty.
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: You boys are naughty the way you're talking.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: That's that's him. He drives the cart. I just pushed
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: the horse.
• 34:41
  Speaker 7: Have you guys seen a Have you guys been keeping
• 34:44
  Speaker 7: up with Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: Let's cover that.
• 34:47
  Speaker 8: So he got her pregnant, right, and then she got
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: enough Morsman because he wasn't ready to be a father,
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: which Honestly, I don't think JT's ever ready to be
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: a father.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Is he a father right now? Ready? He's not.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: No, JT's fatherly guy. I don't like how JT's name
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: has been dragged through the mouth through all this. JT
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: was like a hero of mine.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: I'm ready to write a time, I'm ready to spread
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: some rumors about Brittany to discredit her. Yes, you don't
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: really have to spread any rumors. She's kind of fucking
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: off the rails.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: She's like literally like dancing with knives with like ass naked.
• 35:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and she's a low waist of shorts yeah, tiny
• 35:24
  Speaker 7: tiny undies. But she said that there was one time
• 35:26
  Speaker 7: when they met Genuine and they just like, uh, he
• 35:30
  Speaker 7: just turns up the black scent so much. And he
• 35:33
  Speaker 7: met Genuine and was like, oh shit is.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Full shit that is? That's classic JT. So that's not surprise.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: I just watched the video this morning of JT dancing
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: well eighteen years ago.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: What uh it's j C.
• 35:48
  Speaker 7: And he would always he'd like beatbox for like six
• 35:56
  Speaker 7: he would dance and walk away.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: He would like dance on stage while he was beatboxing.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: Do you think that, man? I'm tired of singing. He
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: was my hero. I love yeah, I love JT here
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: we go future sex love sounds.
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, let me listen to him dancing hit it.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: They called me the Lake Himbala and then that the
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: song is like bata, that's not that he did that.
• 36:35
  Speaker 7: He was like, I'm gonna shock the world with this.
• 36:38
  Speaker 7: What's crazy at he did? Like at the time, there
• 36:40
  Speaker 7: was like white girls were losing their ship.
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would have lost my ship over that.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: That was going on with like Harry Styles right now,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: and people were too lost in the moment to like
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: see it. Like people with Harry Styles is just doing
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: some crazy ship and people are like, what the fuck
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: is happening? But he's just the glorified member of a
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: boy band who has like been the one that made
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: it the most because he's the most crick And we'll
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: look back in ten years and be like, what the
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: fuck was he doing?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: T No, hh, I don't mean to slander Harry is
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: in front of you, but this dude is No. I
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: don't think so. I actually don't mind Harry Styles.
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: I know it's like a popular thing to hate him,
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: but it's a popular thing to hate all those really
• 37:18
  Speaker 8: famous people. The Taylor Swift thing I am getting annoyed by,
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: are you yeah?
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: Why? Well, the Kelsey and Taylor Swift thing. It's like, dude,
• 37:25
  Speaker 7: we get it. Well, it's just gonna I mean, it's
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: these people are riding for her so hard that they
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: have nowhere to go.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: The handshake with Brittany Mahomes was mott was a little much. Yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: that seemed like that was almost pre recorded.
• 37:39
  Speaker 7: That they had planned the handshake. Yeah, are you telling
• 37:41
  Speaker 7: me that wasn't fully break on the rundown?
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: Just now? And uh, Gia put me in my place?
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: What you said?
• 37:50
  Speaker 7: Well, Ga is an ultra swifty. Ultra swifty? What's that like?
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: She's she's radicalized?
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: What's faster than swift swift?
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: I think ultra swift is a legitimate thing, isn't it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Ultra swift is the the broom sounds like an incredibly
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: powerful cleaning agent.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Uh the But she is like if she were in
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: a war torn country where there was like a despot
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: trying to take over, I think she'd be a quick
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: one to I think.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: Radicalize could radicalize her.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Taylor. No about like what she how much she believes
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: in Taylor?
• 38:27
  Speaker 7: Sure, she's all in on whatever propaganda, and she's going
• 38:30
  Speaker 7: to speak the party line.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I'll be honest with you, I would too, but more
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: for self preservation. I have no problem with death spots
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: or tyrants now as long as we line up behind them,
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: as long as we're on their good side. Have you
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: ever seen The Last King of Scotland. Yes, that's a
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: haunting movie. It's not about Scotland, it's about Africa. Yeah,
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: well that's a given, Daman Forrest Whitaker, his best.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I went in thinking it was going to be like
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: a Martin McDonough movie about like Scotland or something like
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: a cheeky movie where they like try to like have
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: a town like by a church or some fucking cute
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: shit or something that something. I didn't know it was
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: going to be about fucking genocide.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's bad. But the doctor, he's his confidant, the
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Scottish white Scottish doctor who's played by the guy from
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Professor X and the old X Men movies. He those yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Professor X James McAvoy. Yeah, and he Ediomane takes power
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: and everyone thinks, oh, this is the new this is
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: gonna rid the country of corruption and prove things. And
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: sure enough, within he becomes suspicious and then starts killing
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: all of his dissidents. And then he finds out that
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: James McAvoy is having an affair with one of his
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: many wives I think, and he strings him up with
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: hooks to his skin, the skin of his back. Yeah,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: it hauls him up into the air. That's he's hanging
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: by the fend. Well, that was slightly different. That was
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: a crucifixion.
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: Yeah, same idea, nailed to the cross.
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: There was no nailing. This a little bit more kinky. Yeah,
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: it's a little more freaky. You see, like an elephant
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: get carried aloft by a helicopter and a net.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: Have you seen a Dumbo drop? Have you ever watched
• 40:23
  Speaker 7: Adumbo drop before?
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah? That was it looks more like that, all right
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: in this scene.
• 40:29
  Speaker 7: So nails instead of instead of hooks instead of nail.
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: There was a performance artist recently who did this, who
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: hung by his skin. I think it's like a thing.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's like a kink that people.
• 40:40
  Speaker 7: Have that happens in the Halloween movies?
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Is it now?
• 40:43
  Speaker 8: And then in the New one or the Halloween Kills
• 40:45
  Speaker 8: he gets hung up by but he gets hung up
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: by a knife.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: Oh have you seen a lot of those. Yeah, have
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: you seen se Sue? Now? Mm, there's a scene in
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: Se Sue where they're hanging him and he'd leave him.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: He's hanging and he senses that there's a nail nailed
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: into the beam behind him, and he drives his leg
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: into the nail and then just to stop himself from hanging.
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: That's pretty good reflexes and reaction time. Well, he's holding
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: himself up by the nail that's driven into his muscle.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Shame as Kevin mccawiser and home alone, Is that right?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: That same exact thing tomorrow? To Marv, Marv to fucking Marv.
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: Anyway, THEDI, I mean, were you or you just describing
• 41:35
  Speaker 7: the plot of that story.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: I was kind of seeing how many movies we could
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: link together. Yeah, we got pretty fall. We went a
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: long way.
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that was impressive. That was super fucking good.
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: Hanging always freaked me out as a kid, me too,
• 41:48
  Speaker 8: big time. I watched The Gallows when I was a child.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: Miguel Heavens, it's.
• 41:54
  Speaker 7: A nasty hook?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Is that a hooker?
• 41:57
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: What am I looking at right now?
• 41:58
  Speaker 7: People used to do that shit on like a Erica's
• 42:00
  Speaker 7: got talent, like hang by their back hooks. Yeah, and
• 42:03
  Speaker 7: then they like take out hooks and they'd.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Be hanging by just one. It was a lot of pain.
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: You like, see the fucking just a tent of their
• 42:09
  Speaker 7: skin hanging up.
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: I would also always eat swords. Yeah, I was never
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: into that. Where are they going?
• 42:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that doesn't make anybody bad ship the next day,
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: But imagine what they do with that sloppy toppy is
• 42:22
  Speaker 7: like though, Yeah, true, you can put down a whole sword.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: You crawl down their throats. See that's too deep. It's
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: way too deep. I don't want to go that now.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: I don't want to be in the stomach. You've ever
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: have you ever been deep throated? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, big time.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Do you ever do that? You ever do that thing
• 42:39
  Speaker 3: where they mash their gums against your stomach? Now, m
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: that's the best. You're missing out.
• 42:52
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to picture it, gum mashing against the stomach.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: They don't just go all the way down, They stay
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: down and then go that's my favorite. I don't touch it,
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: but I don't touch her head. By the way, I'm
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: not that guy. He's not like, oh yeah.
• 43:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I can't even feel good. I don't really get
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: why people do that. It's like a big porn move, like.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: Grabbing the head, and guys just must be losing themselves
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: in the moment.
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, true, I don't. I don't touch.
• 43:21
  Speaker 7: And we were talking about donkey punches last night on
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: stage and call them.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: You were, yeah, and that that's where you punch a
• 43:29
  Speaker 3: woman in the head and what happens she rips up
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: her be hole titans or something something like that, her
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: be hole titans or something.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: I would say, And that would have to be a
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: funny conversation to have with your kids as to why
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: your mom has like Antonio Brown levels of CTE.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: Oh god, that's what happened to Terry. That's how she
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: wound up in vegetables state.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Why is mom retarded now your vegetables? I don't know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: But she does poop out. You've ever seen her a
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: lot like ribbons. It's angel hair posta coming out of her.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: But every night I really.
• 44:05
  Speaker 7: Closed the sphinx like always this way he won too
• 44:10
  Speaker 7: many donkey punches. She wouldn't have it any other way, though.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: She loved it. This is exactly how she wanted to
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: be going.
• 44:18
  Speaker 7: Happy Now she's happy, trust me now, that she can't
• 44:21
  Speaker 7: think I love this, but tell the kids.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: The fucked up part is that someone had to have
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: done that and be like, fuck, that was good. I
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: need a name for that.
• 44:31
  Speaker 7: The first, the first donkey punch could not have been consensual.
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I doubt many of them all. You think it became
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: more accepted after that.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: It's got to be the least consensual sex move of
• 44:43
  Speaker 7: all time.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: I think I can think of another that's worse.
• 44:47
  Speaker 7: What just plain plain old yeah, old, but what I mean?
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: I could see Alex Cooper being like, tell the guys
• 44:57
  Speaker 7: to like fucking punch, like, have them go to like
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: a boxing class, hone the jab and have them fucking
• 45:05
  Speaker 7: hate you right in a specific spot, get into rumble, Yeah,
• 45:09
  Speaker 7: fucking have them nail you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: You could see that or do or doing a diagram
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: of the brain. The lobe you want to hit right
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: here between the occipital and the front of.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: The hypothalamus is really where it's going to have the
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: best pleasure for both of you.
• 45:22
  Speaker 3: Any left of that and you're gonna lose your sense
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: of smell for good. One inch to the left you'd
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: be dead. You're going to get spots at the corner
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: of your peripheral vision.
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: But that's the joy of it, though is the danger.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: I never even had heard of it until last night.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Donkey punching. I guess that's not your generation. Now, what
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: were you kids talking about? Missionary? Mostly? What about like
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: you didn't have rusty trombone? Oh?
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: We had like, uh, what is it? Alaskan pipeline?
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: What's that? Is that?
• 45:54
  Speaker 7: When you freeze the ship in a condom and then
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: use it as a dildo.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Oh my god? Atually how I lost my virginity?
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: That was how I was introduced to sas which way
• 46:05
  Speaker 7: were you shipped in the condom? I had to ship
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: in the condom? Keep it in the freezer for you
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: want to keep it in for forty eight to seventy two.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: At least forty eight is pretty much the best you
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: can get away with because it'll get too hard. Because
• 46:15
  Speaker 7: it gets too soft. It's not h You want it
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: to be hard as a rock, like a nice sculpture.
• 46:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: And it's also you're training your body, you to have
• 46:25
  Speaker 7: a smooth diet or eating on a fiber for weeks
• 46:27
  Speaker 7: in preparation.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: I like how it's named after like a hot button
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: issue of the day, like a political thing.
• 46:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the one, what's the one hanging Chad,
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: what's the one with the what's the that goes through
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: the Native American reservation? The small point, the smallpox blanket. No, no,
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: there's a pipeline that they're sounds like these all sound
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: like sex thing. Yeah, well the Indian sunburn. No, no, no,
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: the pipeline that they're talking about building through Native American land,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: but it's always being protested. Someone's been listening to the
• 47:04
  Speaker 3: Daily I'm sure there's people who know this.
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: Someone's been listening to the Wall Street Journal pod sounds
• 47:09
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• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I guess a lot of them are. You're
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  Speaker 3: I made the job. Sure scared me a little bit though.
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  Speaker 7: I thought that you were talking about a time that
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  Speaker 7: you guys had gone to a pink casino and like
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  Speaker 7: there's like a septic problem.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I was talking about. Of course, of course,
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: thanks for.
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  Speaker 8: Saving me there. I could have just used any other
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  Speaker 8: casino there, That's what I was thinking. I was kind
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: of thinking it would be a good callback though, to
• 48:11
  Speaker 8: the good old days.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: Dude.
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: I was in the Dominican Republic this weekend. Yeah, I
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: know I'm going. I'm going on Monday tour to the DR.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Really. Yeah, are you just saying this is a thing. No.
• 48:24
  Speaker 8: He was there and he wouldn't tell me where he
• 48:27
  Speaker 8: was going, and kept telling me he's going to Upstate
• 48:28
  Speaker 8: New York. This is how I know ro makes a
• 48:31
  Speaker 8: lot of money because the Eagles lost, and then he
• 48:33
  Speaker 8: was like, I guess I'll just go to the Dominican
• 48:34
  Speaker 8: Republic vacation.
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, where'd you go in the DR?
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: I flew into Santiago. He was in the middle of nowhere.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: His wife posted an Instagram story. I clicked on the
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: Geo tag and it was literally just in the middle
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: of the ocean. You did the same thing, Yeah, middle
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: of nowhere. What resort did you say it?
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: Who knows? Who even knows?
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: Sorry, not much of a or as. It was just
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: they just rented the islands.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: No, honestly, I didn't post about it because too it's
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: got it's like too hot, Like everybody's anytime, not not
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: that place. So I'm saying, anytime I go on vacation,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: everybody's like, oh, look at you. And by everybody, I
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: mean him, He's like, find out he's the number one.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: Thinks I won't find out. I find out. I just
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: said it out loud. Yeah I knew before. What do
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: you mean, I'm going with four play on Monday? Yeah,
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: we're going to the Costa de Campo.
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: Where is that? Where are you flying into?
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I don't know? Uh, what are the airports? And Dominican?
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: Tell them I'll get a haircut and they'll wear some
• 49:39
  Speaker 8: proper golf clothes if I can count.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: I think they said you're not hitting your woods well
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: enough to play. I'm better than three fourths of that show.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: You're better than here's who's going. Just so you know
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: from them it's Frankie Riggs, Trent, Lurch and Dan Dan.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I'm better than Dan. No, you're not better than easily.
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Ben's scratch so supposedly I watched his video. He's really
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I wasn't scratch. Are you better than Dan? No, way
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: you are, No, I'm not.
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: I'm kidding. I've never seen anything that Dan did.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: Dan's amazing.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: I did hear it was a scratch golf for the rank.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: He's gotten really good. Frank he's good. Oh he's a stick.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: Bud, Yeah, you guys got a He's an absolute stick Bud.
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: Riggs can play a bit now. And then Lurch I
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: think is really good.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: Oh a bunch of stick. Trent's honestly better than me too.
• 50:34
  Speaker 8: So you're the worst. That would be the worst.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that's okay. They're not bringing us for
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: our ability.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: They're not bringing us. No, they're bringing you.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: They're bringing you because you can hang with that crew.
• 50:45
  Speaker 8: I like hanging with that Yeah, I can't.
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: Because he will just be like did you hear that?
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: The room in Austin and three hundred people, they'd be
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: like Joe Deroso was that ska? They're like, listen, bro
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: we're here to talk about God is exactly so hard.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Last time I went, when we went, when I went
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: and golf and I did the Four Places video, we
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: went and got food in the in the tea house.
• 51:09
  Speaker 7: What is it called the tea house? What is it
• 51:11
  Speaker 7: called the green the greenhouse?
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: The house?
• 51:16
  Speaker 8: And I and I just we just I just talked
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: about Shane's new special the entire time.
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: I was like, guys, it's gonna blow your minds so
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: fucking like style is actually super unorth and so Rick Blair.
• 51:29
  Speaker 8: Want to kill Tony and they kicked him off nude
• 51:30
  Speaker 8: shows insane.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: We do not give him. I don't know who any
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: of that.
• 51:35
  Speaker 7: We're in literal paradise right there, playing like the most luxury. Yeah,
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: they never invite me to go.
• 51:42
  Speaker 8: Anyways, I got two spots at the standards. I better
• 51:45
  Speaker 8: get back to the city. You have this crazy you
• 51:48
  Speaker 8: never get back. You know, you just never get book
• 51:50
  Speaker 8: twice in one night, and as it feels like every
• 51:52
  Speaker 8: night on books twice at night, it's crazy.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: I'll be sure it's like probably two upstairs. Well, yeah,
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty much their first villain guy. If someone drops
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: out of.
• 52:01
  Speaker 7: You, uh yeah, you had the same conversation no matter
• 52:04
  Speaker 7: who you're around.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: I was in Denver and I was at a bar.
• 52:09
  Speaker 8: Just ten minutes into I'm talking to two strangers and
• 52:11
  Speaker 8: I'm like, yeah, the seats in the rooms. It's like
• 52:13
  Speaker 8: it really is about like this, the height of the ceiling,
• 52:16
  Speaker 8: and it's just like House of Comedy and Bloomington. The
• 52:18
  Speaker 8: ceilings are way too high. So I did not have
• 52:20
  Speaker 8: a good set obviously. Like dude, we said, we watched
• 52:24
  Speaker 8: one Bill Burr special ten years ago.
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: If you know, if you know this about yourself, then
• 52:29
  Speaker 3: why are you why do you not change it? Because
• 52:32
  Speaker 3: I enjoy talking about it. Yeah I did too, Yeah,
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: but you should add other things. I do had other things.
• 52:36
  Speaker 8: But it's like I get drunk and then I'm just
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: fucking you reversed autopilot.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: The only things I enjoy talking about are what the
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: people with me like talking about.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't like.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Talking about things because I like talking about them. If
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: someone was interested in politics, I'll talk about politics with them.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Someone's interested in comedy, I'll talk about comedy with them.
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: But I'm not going to make someone who's interested in
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: comedy since the politics talk.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: But you know what, I must have some things that
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: you would if you could spin a wheel of conversation,
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: you would you would like to talk, You would hope
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: that it would land on a certain thing.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like that's a good A
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: good mark of being well rounded is just like yeah, like, well,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: what are you into like and seeing if I have
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: something about that.
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: I think that's more of a mark of just how
• 53:22
  Speaker 3: good of a citizen of the world you are.
• 53:24
  Speaker 7: But you've got to be interested in everything.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: It'll just be such a better conversation if you get
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: to talk to somebody about some shit that they like,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: that they're interested in.
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: But you I think you put that ahead of even
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: not so much like being well rounded and diverse in
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: your interest, but rather uh, you want to put your
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: You're so good at putting people at ease, and you say.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean you've talked about this even in some
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: of your comedy, and I don't want to give anything away,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: but like, if you're around a certain audience, you'll probably
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: tailor your worldviews a little bit to be like, yeah,
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I also like or hate that group of.
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and people shun that, like code switching has become
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: this thing.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, justin Timberlake's getting dragged by Britney spears. They're a
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: little coach.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Why is JT being like, oh genuine, what's up? Dog?
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: Why is that any worse than when my dad goes
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: to Paris and speaks English in broken English, thinking the
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: French people will understand it better, louder, we go train station.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: Now it's like you have Bagett. Yeah, I don't think
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: you Omitting verbs actually makes it more easy for the
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: taxi driver to get us to our destination. Yeah, they
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: understand English. Probably speaking slower and enunciating is helpful.
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: But you know, coach switching for genuine, it has probably
• 54:43
  Speaker 7: just made genuine feel great.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, is genuine good? Uh?
• 54:47
  Speaker 7: What do you mean at rapping genuine saying that song
• 54:51
  Speaker 7: Pony Jump Bone It do It Ride.
• 54:58
  Speaker 3: That's a good one. That's a good one.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: That was a classic. But I mean, I just don't
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: blame Justin timer Lake for wanting to be black. It's
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: way cooler.
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: I had to learn that when I would meet black
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: people that I had to just be white because no
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: matter what I did, they were going to make fun
• 55:17
  Speaker 3: of me for being white.
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: So you wanted to lean into being white.
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be the I'll be the punching bag the
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: court jester. Yeah, that's fun, it's hard. That's a healthy
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: use of white privilege.
• 55:30
  Speaker 7: That and and flying with the weed, being the one
• 55:32
  Speaker 7: that flies with the weed.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: That's the best use of white privilege. I mean, now
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: it's it's not a big deal. But when it was
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Dice here being like offly with the weed. Yeah, they're
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: not looking at my bag.
• 55:42
  Speaker 3: Give it to me. Yeah, I can take a pinch. Yeah,
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: like in the town when the guy goes to take
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: take ach. It really is like that.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: We could take a pinch, we talk O talk our
• 55:57
  Speaker 7: way out of it.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: We wouldn't.
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: There wouldn't even be a pinch, there'd be no pinching,
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: there'd be no squeeze.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: I my wife asked me recently, the last time that
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: I got pulled over for speeding and it was high school, damn,
• 56:11
  Speaker 3: because you don't speed? Ah, No, I do. But I
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: think that I'm vigilant as I'm speeding. Do you use ways?
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: I do, but I don't. I don't. That doesn't I
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: don't think that's helped me avoid see it helps me, really,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Oh for sure, I will. I don't know. I guess
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I just I don't know. I knock on wood. I
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: think I'm somewhat somewhat savvy about my speeding.
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: How so what are some of the tricks of the trade.
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: You know, if a road has a lot of sort
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: of pull off areas that are shrouded by trees, then
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: I will know one of these is probably going to
• 56:51
  Speaker 3: have a cop in it, and I won't speed as
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: much there.
• 56:54
  Speaker 7: Well, do cops are so dumb? They can't They don't
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: know that you're speeding if you're in the right lane.
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: They can't detect speeding unless you're in.
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: The left lane. It sounds like an old wives test.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: That's how dumb cops are, every single one of them.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Where is where is this coming from?
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: Cops are so dumb? And then you can just really
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: finish the sentence however you want. Yeah, you can't, but
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: you can't detect speeding if you're when you're when you're
• 57:16
  Speaker 7: in the right lane. It's like, anytime I'm in the
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: right lane, I feel like I'm never oh no, yeah,
• 57:21
  Speaker 7: in trouble of getting never going to get pulled over
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: in the right lane, right exactly. But if you're in
• 57:25
  Speaker 7: the left lane, whiz and past people, even if you're
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: going fast as fucking the right lane.
• 57:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you don't have to worry. You'd be going ninety
• 57:30
  Speaker 8: in the right lane. You're not gonna get stopped because
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: cops are so dumb. Yeah, we're on the same page.
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: I had a good cop tricking story. I was on
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: a boat one time as a youth and I we
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: got pulled over because they can just board the.
• 57:45
  Speaker 3: Boat, as just happened. Yeah, coast guard, they can just
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: pull up and just get on the boat. Coast guard.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Are you talking about the water cops? Coast guard?
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, And uh, they were like, how many life
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: jackets do you? Guys have a whole gang of fellas?
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: We had one life jack Me, being the smart man
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: that I am, pulled the life jacket out one, put
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: it back in two all the way to nine.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Are you serious? Yeah, that's how dumb they were. That's
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: really Yeah.
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: He was standing at an angle where he couldn't see it,
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: and I just pulled out the same life jacket nine times.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: That's like a magic trick where they keep pulling scarf, yeah,
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: pan or something. It was very smart of me.
• 58:23
  Speaker 7: That's like in my cousin Vinnie, when they wrapped the
• 58:26
  Speaker 7: one dollar bills around a twenty dollars bills around a
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: one dollar bill. I'm gonna say it's two hundred dollars
• 58:32
  Speaker 7: or something like that. That's like the oldest trick in
• 58:34
  Speaker 7: the book, I know, damn near.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 58:36
  Speaker 7: Do you think that there's a chance that the copts
• 58:38
  Speaker 7: are just like fuck? I bet there's a more than
• 58:41
  Speaker 7: fifty percent chance of the cops the coast far on
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: a beat on the on the water of the suburbs
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: of Massachusetts. That's like the most action they're gonna get
• 58:48
  Speaker 7: all year. That's what I mean. I don't have like
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: the cartel coming in on fucking. But that's why they're
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: just like, man, fuck these kids, like what are we
• 58:53
  Speaker 7: gonna like?
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: Book? These kids, I think.
• 58:55
  Speaker 7: That's what they were trying to do. That's what they
• 58:57
  Speaker 7: want to do. They would get off on that.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: And you were just quick thing, Yeah what is your book?
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Was when I was having run ins with the law constantly.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Do you refer to officers as officer? Yeah? Yeah, alsofer
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: I like I like doing that. I like addressing uniformed
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: people by their official titles. I just wink at them.
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: I go raight squeal, piggy, get out of your pig.
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: Get out of your colonizer some time I was walking,
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: fucking fascist bastard, flashiest bastard.
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: You must feel real proud your mom.
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: Know what you do, you fucking fascist bastard. No, nothing
• 59:40
  Speaker 7: better to do with your fucking time.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: After you get pulled over going eighty and a forty five? Yea,
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: was this Saints guy? What happened was that about.
• 59:48
  Speaker 7: He was going he was going thirty five over and
• 59:50
  Speaker 7: he's like, I play for the Saints. And the dude's
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: quote was like I don't care, and which is so funny.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: That's good.
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, it'd be one thing if you paid
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: for like a good team like the Patriots or the
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: fun and Eagles for the Giants.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: Giants are not a good place for the Saints.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: You said that video of the Saints quarterback with his
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: name car his last name, they're screaming at the fucking
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: wide receiver.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 7: No, it was That's what we were screaming at Olave.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: And then later Olave went driving in stan mode.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah he wasn't. He didn't. I'm doing eighty on the freeway.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: He didn't go as fast as he could running, but
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: he went as fast as he could drive.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: And for sure with the fuck were you? He got
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: picked up on another dude on the Ravens was miked
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: up and he got picked up by that guy's mike.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: But then the whole rest of the team he must
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: have been fucking screwed.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: But it wasn't supposed to go The ball wasn't supposed
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: to go to him, and the whole rest of the
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: team was like, yeah, Like that wasn't designed for him
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: to get the ball, Like there was no chance that
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 7: he was even going to be part of that play.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 7: But he was supposed to cover someone. You're a receiver,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 7: he's not covering anyone. But he was still, like they said,
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 7: he was supposed to clear out so there was more
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 7: room in the flat. If you really want to break
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: down the exits and nose of the football, that's what
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to do. Well, I mean, Taysom Hill gets
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: out and goes so fast in the flat that you
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: really need to get his go route going so you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: have enough space where the cornerback is drawn off the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: line of scrimmage, enough so he is a little.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: Bit of WHI over him to run the ball. Oh yeah,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: after the catch, little yack yards after catch, dude.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: I love watching videos of teammates fighting, all right, just
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 7: watching fucking hockey fights it up in front.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: I like watching I.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: Was watching videos of coaches screaming at the reps, and
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: I like watching videos of the st people on the
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: same team fighting. Like when the quarterback loses their shit
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: on time, he would walk back to the bench in
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: the fucking.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 4: of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: That thing is packed roasted peanuts, nugget, carmel, milk, chocolate.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: It's like the MVP of candy bars. And when you
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: head back in the game of life. Satisfying your hunger.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 4: Remember this, Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: everything else. Snicker satisfies man, that's a winning play.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: Offensive coordinator would be like he was open, by the way,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: and then Brady's.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: Like, you don't think I fucking know that. It's so funny.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: What do you search for that? What do you search
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: teammates fighting in fighting?
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, teammates, coaches fighting with teammates on YouTube.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, there's compliations, whole channels dedicated to it. I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: gotta watch they're the best because that's good healthy communication.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I love watching, Like I love when I when
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: Diggs goes over to the sidelines and just yells at
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 8: Josh Allen be smarter, and Josh Allen's like, I know,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: That is it's a crazy level of accountability to just
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: yell at teammates that athletes have that they're just like
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: being like, well, I.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: Need you fucking over here. You're fucking up.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: You gotta rough up the teammates sometimes.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: I know, I.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Always wonder when I watch hard Knocks about the sort
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: of hierarchy of power on a sports team, because by
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: the time you get to professional sports, it's no longer
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: as you know, age doesn't it's not as much of
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: a signifier. It's definitely it's do you know what I mean?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: Like in college, you've got eighteen to twenty one year
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: olds who are being coached by you know, fifty forty
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: fifty five sixty year old men. Yeah, and it's still
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: a like respect my older and better person. But by
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: the time you're in the pros. You've got you've got
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: you know, offensive coordinators and special teams coaches who are
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: either the same age or maybe roughly the same age
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: or a little bit older.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: And Sean mcva like thirty two.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Mike McDaniel's like all these people who then it's
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: like there's a there's not an inherent authority. It's not
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: as it's not that way anymore. And so how do
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: you keep someone in line? Is it's simply money. Everyone
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: knows you'll get paid more if you fucking play along
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 3: and you buy. It's probably money and respect. They're all
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: big respect. Are those guys? Are those NFL coaches making
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: They're not making? Those guys who talk back go run laps?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: Are they?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: Have you ever had a boss that's younger than you?
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Would you respect them? It would
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: depend on their body of work.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: I thought you were going to say their body type. Honest,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: I think that that probably is true for you as well, though,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: Like if a dude was shredded and he was younger
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: than you and he was your boss, you'd be like, well,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: he's disciplined, Yeah, I have to respect him. If you
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: had like some sloppy slob as your boss, you'd be like,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 7: I'm not fucking listening to that.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: Fucking be a lot harder, but also their body of work.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: One time, I had a signed up at Equinox and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: they give you that first personal training session for free
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 3: to try to get you to do it. And the
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: guy who came out to give me my free session
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 3: was like morbidly obese, and I was like, what is
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: this for real? That's that guy's a trainer. He's going
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: to train me? You know? I need that is crazy.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 3: I need somebody who fucking walks the walk or just walks. Yeah.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 7: He came out on a scooter.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like all right. He had a shirt on
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: that said fitness is life and was tucked in not
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: your life, brother, accentuating his gut.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Be yourself.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: But it is crazy that there is no threshold of
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: what it takes to be a personal trainer. There's always
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: personal trainers in our buildings, Jim that are training like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: the old ladies, but they're like these dudes are like
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: fifty eight years old and like pretty chubby themselves.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 7: They're just in better shape than like the octogenarians that
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 7: they're training.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Right, dude, you know what I saw. I was so.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: I was flying home on Monday.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: I was flying back to New York and there was
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: I was cracking up at the you know, like in
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: La Guardia, how they have the walking escalators. You're talking
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 8: about an escalator, Yeah, but no, the ones that you
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 8: just walk on, like it's like the walking sidewalk.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: That's not an escalator. That's a moving sidewalk, A moving sidewalk.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm talking about though, Are you talking
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: about an escalator? No, okay, I'm moving sidewalk, you know
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: what I mean. And that has the stairs.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 7: No, there's no stairs on it, so it's not an escalator. Yeah,
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 7: it's a moving sidewalk. Yeah, moving sidewalk.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know how they have those in the Guardia.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: I've seen them a JFK. All right. I was cracking up.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: The people that that don't walk on them, people that
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: just stand still.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: I hate those people, Doude. Those things go like they don't.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: Go very well. Five miles per hour. That's like a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: different level of lazy. Yeah, to be like I need
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: a rest, you're you walk that's like a ten minute
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: ride down one of those things of just sitting there
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: and it turns into the craziest traffic jam.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and whoever is the person who's doing it
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: always has their carry on luggage in a plastic bag
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: that says thank you up and down.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 3: Every single dude.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: The person that invented those, I'm sure in a million years,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: I never thought someone was going to stand still on
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: one of those things.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 7: Right, It was going to accelerate everybody. It's going to
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 7: like whip you through the airport and get you there faster,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 7: not make crazy long.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: Like an hour. It's like an hour trip if you
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 3: do that.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, from gate like eighty eight to the fucking exit,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: it's literally an hour if you're standing still on those
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: things and standing double wide.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, they never They're never on the side. You're
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: never pulling off to the side. They're making yourself thin.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: They think everybody is there to just ride it.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: I have the same reaction to those people like when
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: I passed them as like when you're a kid and
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: you walk by a smoker and you cough a bunch
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: to like let them know, Like my mom was notorious.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah I just got yeah, my bad, your cigarette smoke
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: was getting in my face.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So what do you do? What do you do
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: to the people who are not I go, I'm walking
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: by you say that, I go, hey, I'm walking by
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 3: you if they're taking up the whole thing instead of
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: on your left.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, walking like a normal person would, howdy.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Walking here, or just like walking loud as fuck, Yeah, sighing, I.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 7: Give a little pound on the back. I'm like, let's go.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 7: I'm becoming more vocal in public.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Yesterday on the train, a woman was like, we got
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: to the train station and everybody was standing in front
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: of the door waiting to disembark from the train. And
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: it's one of those doors where you have to go
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: up and press the black square so the thing slides open,
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: and everybody was just standing there and the whole other
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: side was fucking off of the train.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Everybody's waiting, and I like just.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 7: Like yelled out to the lady, like, you have to
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 7: go push the button yourself, and we'd still be standing
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: there if I hadn't said something. Yeah, it feels gratifying.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 7: It's like I'm in charge the train. You know everyone
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 7: else wants to speak up to right, Yeah, they didn't
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: have the balls.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 3: I think there should be a yearly test about whether
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: or not people deserve to continue living and so many
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: purge movies. It doesn't have to be a high bar.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 3: And obviously you're gonna have invalids.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: What would be the what would be the people that
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: you don't think would deserve to say?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: I think it's able bodied people and able minded people
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: who are so oblivious because they are just the world
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: hasn't checked them yet. Yeah, and they're not they're not trying. Yeah,
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: most of them are in the White House right now.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: I mean, but that's for another time.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 7: People always decide that's how to start laughing, by the way,
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 7: because it's Halloween seasons, that's I think that's a better
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 7: laugh like Dracula. There could just be a subtle, like
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: a real belly.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Laugh, like so you're gonna so you would type it
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: out like a haha, like m u a.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: H I want to go to a show, a stand
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: up show and just sit in the crowd.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: Or like a group of people.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and if yeah, it's not fun, it's like.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 11: Just like a little chuckle more than the big closers,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: Like what the fuck was that Detroit?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 3: How are we feeling tonight?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I mean it is all in act.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 3: It is how you laugh.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they say they say laughing is involuntary. Uh, I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 7: think it's performative. I think it's a little performative too.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 7: So I very rarely when I laugh at my house
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: a lot different than I laugh in public. When I
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 7: laugh at my house, it's more of like a like
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 7: I'm like like wheezing, almost like exhale, just to exhale. Yeah,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 7: And I usually like pull out my phone and then
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 7: text my buddies and you guys got to see this.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: It's a video, Isn't it weird when you catch yourself
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: laughing out loud alone? Yeah, and you're like, oh, that
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: must have been really funny. Yeah. The hardest I've ever
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: laughed by myself was in Always Sunny, the episode Mac
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: and Charlie die. The first time I ever saw it,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: when they the car. That was the hardest I've ever
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: laughed by myself. I was in tears laughing. It's like
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: rolling around in bed laughing.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 7: It's so joyous to laugh. It's really good, It's really good.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 7: That was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think about something. I think. I think
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: the funniest thing I've ever seen or recently, let's say,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: was in I Think You should leave season one where
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: they do the parody of the Walk the Line audition
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 3: see Oh Yeah Yeah, where they're in the music studio
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: and he sucks and the guy they changed the song
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: and he starts playing the song that the executives like,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 3: and then he comes in and starts improvising about skeleton
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: being their money. It is so funny that they had
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: that in season one, because it's kind of like a
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: you had to have seen Walk the Line, Yeah, but
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: I mean it would work without having seen it. But
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: and also that came out way after what Walk the
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Line came out way before?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying it's pretty ballsy
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: to have that in season one of a sketch show,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: like a deeply cut.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: In later seasons, you would have earned it more or
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: or established your tone more, and then people would say
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: a classic. They do lots of parodies of Walk the Line. Yeah.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's there's ever been an you know
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: when I was wrong? Look on you for admitting it.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: I'm glad we got you. It's a back off a point.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever done that with you.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: I've I just genuinely don't care that much about the
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: Walk the Line controversy.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: Well, walk hard, I mean to be to walk.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Walkhard was a Dewey Cox that was a parody of
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 7: walk the Line.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 3: Is walk the Line?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 7: That famous of a movie? It's pretty good.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: It won't. A handful of oscary is a good movie. Yeah.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: I think she Mayor of Reese won Best Actress and
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think Joaquin won Best Actor, but he may
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: have done. I love the scene where he's on the
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 3: tractor in the front yard I can't remember, and like
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: the whole family is there. It's when he's really going downhill,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 3: doesn't he like drive it into the drives it onto
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: a rock and he's like, I can't fix it. And
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: they're like, all right, dude, we're gonna get the You're nuts. Yeah,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: I remember that, hey quick thing. I've started throwing in
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 3: a few a few British.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 7: Isms I've noticed, and I haven't been saying anything.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: I've started. I can't help it.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 7: I wasn't gonna say anything, but now I might do.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 7: There you go, because that's what you've been hitting us
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 7: with for and I's been about.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: Three to four weeks of them. You don't like it, No,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: I don't mind it, but I just didn't want to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: call you out, but don't do it in an accent.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 3: I think it's.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 7: Okay, because have you ever noticed how Donnie does He'll
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 7: say with.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's an impediment. No, I don't know. I
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: don't think. I don't think he's doing that to be cool.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 7: I think he's doing it just like he's That's how
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 7: we heard it from from the British.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with that, because he
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: doesn't do it with any other words.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 7: Well do well, So when Joey lang Gone does it,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: he's joking though, right.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Joey lang Goone. I had a we had a I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: don't know what accident. We had a hilarious story about
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 3: Joey Langum. We were in Long Island and we did
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: lom Beach. Remember the bartender. He was like, Joey lang
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: Gone grew up here. Yeah, we used to be drinking
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: buddies and he would be like the hit the two
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: bartenders and Joey Langun would go out and.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: Get like fucked up all the time, and they like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 8: meet at the bar and get a hammered and you
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: know how when Joey drinks like two beers he loses
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: his stutter completely.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, they said that he'd ever they never knew he
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 3: had a stutter. And then one day they hang out.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 7: One day they hung out during the day and they
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 7: were like, wait, They're.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: Like, what the fuck is this?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: If two beers or the starter will go away, or
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: he'll have like he'll just be in like a high
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: pressure situation, it'll go yeah.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like, wait, how does it get better in
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: high price? Yeah, that's just like you're an anomaly.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 3: I saw a porn parody of the King's speech where
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 3: he could speak without a stutter as long as he
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: was getting a blowjob, Like that was how she cured him. Yeah,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: no way speak well while he was like fucking no,
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: that's pretty good. It's a good one. I watched it
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: without even beaten off. Yeah, wonderment for the story. That
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: is a pretty like good joke to having a porn Yeah,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: it's good. I ran into a dude yesterday. This is funny.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 8: I ran into a dude yesterday at a man column
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 8: show downtown Social I don't I think he was a
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 8: bartender who's standing behind.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: The bar story about stand up. No oh, and he's like,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: I've never seen him there before.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 7: He comes up to me and he's like, hey, man.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: What's up. Uh. He's like, weird question.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 8: He's like, you know Brandon Walker, right, And I was
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: like yeah, and he's like, so I used to do
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: some work for Brandon for his like daily show that
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 8: he used to do Daily Football show. And he's like,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: I would do like notes and stuff for him. And
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 8: he's like, I don't really work for him anymore. He's
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: like now I'm mostly his tit guy. And I was
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 8: like what. I was like, what do you mean by that?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 8: And he's like, I send him pictures of titties every
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: single day and he's like and then he gets furious
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: if I don't send them all like this. He's like,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: if I missed a couple of days, he get DMS me,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: He's like, where are my tits?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 7: And this is one hundred percent real because.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: Brandon sent us the screenshot send him tits and he
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: sends like the date and in tits Friday the twelve.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 7: And I heard Brandon Walker talk about this dude.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Like three years ago. He would be like, y'all don't
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: have a titty guy.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, and he said he's been doing it for years.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: And he's like, I haven't been able to do it
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: the last week, so I've been slammed. And I was like, yeah,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: you must have been really fucking busy and not be
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 8: able to send one picture of titties.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Sounds like a slack And.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 7: Well you're making you're kind of patronizing him and disparaging
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 7: this guy's work.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: How hard this is?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 8: No, because he sent the picture and they were good titties,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 8: like they were those were titties that you got to
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 8: search for.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 7: But but it's also crazy that Brandon Walker can't just
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 7: source his own titties.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really weird.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: Brandon could just google titties yeah, or just go on
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 8: Jefferson is his name?
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: Well, let me see here some of these titties. Oh gosh,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: yeah Saturday. So it includes the face, Yes, there is
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: the face. I don't know if i'd want that. You
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: just want regular titties. I just want them as super
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: close up. There's the point that they're like just pixels. No, no,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: not that close.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: Maybe he gives you like a different a different pixel
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 8: every day for like a year.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 7: And then I could print it out and make a
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 7: friend and you can make a puzzle.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 3: That'd be fun. That would be see that's what I need.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 3: I need the guy that's gonna do that for me. Yeah,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: and I'll save up all the titties, save them, save
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: the titties. No, you don't fucking need that.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 7: But you also, I mean seeing a face that contextualizes
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: it a little bit more. Yeah, and then seeing the
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 7: pubic mound kind of confirms that that you're not seeing
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 7: you know, you know, you know what you're seeing.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: The pubic mound. You don't want.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 7: Those titties to be attached to a dick, brother, don't
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 7: you think that that would wouldn't that when you never
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 7: seen a good rack on a dude?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: Oh? I thought you meant wrapped around a cock?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: No, No, I'm saying you want to see the entire
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 7: You want to confirm that those are a woman's tits.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: If you don't want to see an Adam's apple, no,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 7: and unless you do.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: Well, you just want to know what you're getting. Yeah,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: you want even to me straight, I'm I getting girl
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: titties or boy titties? If you did hit No, would
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: it really bother you if I didn't know? No, ignorance
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: is bliss. Well.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: Also, the titties that the god or transgenders have are
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 8: like decent titties. They're the same titties that people will
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: get it like a boob job. Right yeah, right, So now,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: how do you know that because I've seen it where
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: porn you watch big into transport lately?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: No, You've never like accidentally been like, oh, what the fuck?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 8: And then it's just a dude, you like, it's a dick.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 3: Probably not enough to watch that the King speech porn.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: Now, I know you've seen titties with the dick attached
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: to them before you're watching some weird porn.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, hmm, like I saw who else?
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever watched one of those scenes. No,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: I've never watched one of the scenes either.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 8: I've just seen pictures like you know, like when like
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: a when a football player will you'll look at their
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 8: likes and it's always transporn.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: Is that so yeah, like a corner yeah, Deshaun Watson, Yeah,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: a lot.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: Of cornerbacks are really into transporn. Huh. Yeah, it's really progressive. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: it's dope.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: And then randomly, like everyone will start tweeting and they'll
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: be like, bro, your likes are not private.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: No, And then the dude will like not tweet for
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 8: like three months. Yeah, and then he'll come back one
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 8: day and he'll be like, they think we weren't the best.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: With one of their generic football player tweets, they doubted
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: us dot dot dot seven hundred thousand likes. If you
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 8: think Travis Kelsey isn't watching transporn, you've lost your goddamn mind.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, that's a fact. It's a fact. One of
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 7: Ronan's buddies fucked him in the ass.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: You mentioned that.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know about the transform, but I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: think it's kind of a natural.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's assumed.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 7: It's like a natural. Honestly, he probably has Taylor watching it. Oh,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: he probably look at this. Yeah, the more titties. There's
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 7: more titties, Like we got to this same place the
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 7: last time we did this. There's only so much to
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 7: talk about.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: So anyway, I was in Dominican Republic and oh, yes
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: we are. Francis is going there next week Monday for
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: a play, most of whom hairball things he could be.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, if you're just more pleasant to be around,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: I feel like.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Anyway, we're I'm pleasant to be around. I'm the fucking
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: King of the hang. Good hang last night. Huh, hell
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: of a hang. I'm looking forward to the hang, and
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest with you. I was a little
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: I was a little pissed off because I was leaving
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 3: and I didn't know. I was a little pissed off
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: because I didn't think you were embracing of the young
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: comics enough.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: Well, I was talking eleven Joe exactly.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: It was my demons. I think you were. You stayed, uh,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 3: sort of siloed among your tenures. Did you get a level?
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 7: He's not going back down to the A lot.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 3: Of the young young bucks were coming in and looking
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: for a little, you know, affirmation, and I was among them,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: and those are my boys, I don't think so they are.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 3: You didn't tell you didn't give them time a day? Well,
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 3: I was going to leave, and then I didn't leave.
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Do you do you think you would have had a
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: different conversation with them or with the big the heavy hitters. Well,
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: you would have been like the bonfire has gone down hill.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 8: I was talking to the I was talking to these
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: two guys who we were talking about talking to me
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: because they were both telling me to watch it, and
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 8: I was like, hey, guys, I watched the movie and
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: then I popped squad and which chatted about movies.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: Nothing wrong with that, Okay, I know everyone wants to slice.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: There's only so much that can go around. Listen, I
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 7: can't be two places at want. I told you my piece,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: and I saw you were giving them your fucking wisdom,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 7: so I was like, I'm not going to go in there,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: and more wisdom you could have.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 8: You could have given a little love on top of
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 8: the wisdom there. I have nothing on any of those guys.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: They're all very funny comedians. That's not what it's about.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 8: It's just about well.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: You call them the young guns. They're all older than me.
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: They're twenty four. No, they're like twenty eight. John John's
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: twenty four. Yeah yeah yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: And so what were you being like, Hey, you guys
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 7: got this?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 8: No, well, you were sitting out, you were sitting down,
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: just having a motivational speech with them.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 3: I was just showing them that I wasn't better than them,
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: and I don't think that I'm better than that. I
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: wasn't saying I was better than I think the fact
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 3: that you sat apart dictated that conveyed that I.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 7: Didn't sit apart I was sitting with them before you
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 7: even got there.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: You sat shrouded in the shadow.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 7: And then you got there and I got up because
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: I was like, I gotta go back to my show.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: Wait till SaaS is at like a table at like
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: a big comedy club or something like that. And it's
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: like someone tries to sit at the table once Sasas
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: is established, and he's.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 7: Like, you think you can fucking sit with us, He's
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 7: gonna be that.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna be gay open the table for the
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: open micers is over there. That's what you do. No,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: it's not.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 7: Francis likes it. Francis only talks to people who are
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 7: past at the cellar.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: You're now doing You're now doing the same bit that
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 3: we were just doing to get away from it. I
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: know you just said, I'll flip it on you guys. Yeah, everywhere.
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 8: Every time France goes to the stand now he's just like, dude,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: the fucking cellar last night.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 7: Oh my god. It's how you can feel the Trice
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: in there talking.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: You know what the fucked up part is whispering in
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: your part? Is any if I even so much just
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: mentioned anything about the seller, hairball comes over the top
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 3: and like provides way more information about it that I
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: and I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, you know more.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: You know more about like the bureaucracy and the spaces
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: of comedy in New York than I have learned in
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 3: twelve years studying here, study up you you I'm watching.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 3: I don't even know how you look like Johnny Manziel,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: I don't know how you zero hours of film, two seasons.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 3: I'd be like, I had twelve, twelve seasons, zero hours
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: of film. I'll be like, I'm like, I'm like three seasons,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: fucking twenty five hours of film. I'll be like, yo,
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 3: I had my audition at the Cellar and I was
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: worried about going over and he's like, yeah, you don't
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 3: want to do that in front of estie. You get
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 3: twenty back in nineteen seventy eight, Joe Manzello, who yeah, exactly,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: he went forty eight seconds over. I bet he regrets
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 3: it now. And you've got all these crazy, like Wikipedia
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 3: paragraphs of a very esoteric info that.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: Says, when I'm around all these people who all they
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: do is just go to comedy clubs, They're always just
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 8: saying they're projecting that information on you.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: I mean you saw it.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: You got pass to the cellar, and everyone's like you
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: better not of worn leather shoes.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly because they hate leather shoe. Yeah. Stage.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's like weird rules that definitely just don't exist.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 8: It was definitely like someone bombed one time and then
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 8: they were like, here's the goddamn shoes, wasn't it.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: That's why I'm not getting booked anymore.
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 7: Don't wear shoes, no matter what, don't wear fucking shoes.
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: You were trying to tell us something about the Dominican Republic.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so I was at the Dominican No he wasn't.
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 7: Do you said that? You said that as a joke.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: I thought, didn't we already talk about the Dominican Probably I.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: Don't think he was because he mentioned that he was
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 3: on a train and he pressed the black button. Oh yeah,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 3: this is coming home from the Hudson Valley.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I was coming home from the Hudson Valley that
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 7: train ride that I was on. No, you don't think
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 7: he was in the Dominican.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: You just told me he wasn't. And now was the
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 3: first time I started to believe maybe he wasn't. No,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 3: he was. I feel like I feel like there was
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 3: a I think we crossed wires here. I'm choosing we're
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: all talk about things right, I don't care. I'm choosing
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: to not care. I think we crossed. I take out
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 3: of whatever the fuck is happening so that you can't fuck.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 8: Me when you when I said no, he wasn't, did
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 8: you think I meant that he wasn't. At the Dominican,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: I have no.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: What you're talking about. I don't know. I don't get it.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: There's been a while across. I don't care. I'm gonna
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: fall back anyway.
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 7: The driver on the way to the airport and the
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 7: Dominican is like, uh, he's like, you can tell which
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 7: guys are are Haitian And he's like which, I was like,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 7: which guys? He's like those guys over there, and it was, uh,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 7: it was all the black guys.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 7: And then he was like, I don't think they should
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 7: be in our country. Oh shit, and here's why. And
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 7: he just fucking went into it. And I was like, damn,
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 7: what you guys have fucking anti black racism here?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 7: I didn't even know you guys had that.
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 3: That's nuts.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 7: So you just gotta be like, yeah, and I was,
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 7: but he was like, he was like, they enslaved us
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 7: for twenty two years. And I was like when was
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 7: this and he was like eighteen twenty two. I was like, bro,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: you're holding a grudge from a twenty two years and
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 7: you still just think that they shouldn't be there, Like
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 7: they're like the poor, the poorest bros, like in your country,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 7: and you're just like, I don't even think that they
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 7: should be here being poor.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: It was just it was fucking uh. It was shocking, dude. Yeah,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: dr and Haiti are connected on a mainland, right on
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: a on one island. Yes, there's They're okay, and have
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: they had wars? They had the war.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: They were enslaved for the twenty two years, and then
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: the Dominicans decided to fight. They said it was ten
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: Dominicans to every one Haitian.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 3: But that's what this.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 7: Guy was saying. He was giving me just the sweet,
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 7: sweet propaganda. But I was buying the dude. It was
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 7: fucking it was just fascinating. It was fascinating to hear that.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 7: It's fascinating to hear like racism amongst two different groups
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 7: that like you think that they'd be like buddies but
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 7: like the small differences of countries like that. I mean,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 7: it's like, I guess, like a Northern Ireland type of thing,
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 7: or it's just like, damn, they're right next to each other.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 7: You think that culturally they're exactly the same, but they
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 7: actually fucking hate each other.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, dude, when an uber driver
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 8: drops some racism on you like that, it's very it's
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 8: a very uncomfortable situation.
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 3: They loved it. Yeah. I had a dude. I had
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 3: a white dude.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 7: This was probably two years ago, and he was saying something.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: He was in Harlem, and he was like, three black
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 8: kids throw a brick through my through my windshield for
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: no reason. And I was like, I'm gonna go ahead
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 8: and assume there was definitely a reason. The fact that
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 8: you're going around talking about this, I'm assuming you did
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: something pretty horrible and then they threw a brick through
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 8: your windshields.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 7: They I don't think they were just dropping bricks through
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 7: your windshields for no reason. That's not they don't. That
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 7: doesn't happen for no reason.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: But that's why dudes become drivers and stuff like that,
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: because it's like a safe space to get their opinions off. Yeah,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: we talked about it with Colin, like the Irish cab
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: drivers are like, oh yeah, biggest spouts of uh, misinformation
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: and racism and shit like that.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 7: It's like it's a good place to be, a good
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 7: safe space to be racist.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 3: Mike. My great grandfather was a driver and he one
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: time he kind of he had been like a sort
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 3: of a security guard driver for a lot of years
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 3: and he won time got assigned to drive this like
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: young musician on a tour through the South, and the
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 3: musician was incredible. He was doing this is just the
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 3: plot of the Green Mile. Oh no, it's green Book,
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: Green Book, the Green I think it's green Book. Yeah,
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: you're right, that's not my grandfather.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 7: That's a damn good movie. You didn't expect us to
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 7: know that movie, did you.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: No? I thought I thought it was my grandfather, my
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 3: great grandfather, but it was green Book. Because sometimes the
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: lineage gets a little bit confused. Have you ever seen
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: The Green Book? Of course, it's a great movie, Vigo Mortensen. Yeah.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And when you see the previews of that movie,
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 7: you think that it should be fucking ass Yeah. I
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 7: think it should be like a Hallmark taster's choice feel
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 7: good movie.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 12: How could this possibly be good? And I don't even
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 12: like one best picture? Yeah it was, But then everyone
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 12: was mad because it was a white savior story. It
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 12: is a white savior story. Yeah, that's why it's not
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 12: about my grandfather.
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 3: True, he didn't save anybody.
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 7: What the puck's wrong with you in a white savior.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 3: You're a white savior? Yeah. King of the Dot Yeah,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: battle rap.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I'm a that's a different type of movie,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 7: like the white battle rapper movie.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 7: This dude frack another battle rapper always makes videos making
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 7: fun of it.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: I met did you ye have the stand?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah? When like three weeks ago? No chance? Is that real?
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 3: Swear to god? What does he look like?
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 7: Uh?
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  Speaker 8: I forget, but I'm positive I met him. I actually
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 8: I meant to tell you about that. Yeah, I met him.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 8: You forget what he looks like? Yeah, he was at
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 8: the stand, blake three weeks ago?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Is he doing a stand up? Now?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 7: He was like, I was in the city for the night,
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 7: so I thought I thought it would pop eye.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 7: Did he say what's up to you?
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: Or you said what's up to him? I said what
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: he said, what's up to me? I heard that Frak
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 3: loves the Alaskan Pipeline.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: Frak was the name of the first boy. That's you
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: Alaskan pipeline. I don't understand.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 7: So you froze your shit and fucked someone else, and
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 7: that's how you lost your virginity. That's not you losing
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 7: your virginity.
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 3: That's them losing their virginity. Like, it's not. That's not
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: the same thing it is. No, it's not. That's not
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 3: your virginity.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 7: That's entity unless you put the fucking your own ship
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 7: in your back, in your own ass.
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 3: I was going, and.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: You're putting it in them and then putting it into
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: like one point, putting your ship back in your own ass.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: That's not a fucking virginity loss. That's a colostomy or whatever.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 3: That's a hot colonic it's that's like a transplant, which
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: is a thing like that will help your microbio health.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 7: Yes, that's not that's not losing your virginity.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: That's like goop. That's like what Gwyneth Paltrow's But I
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: think they go down your mouth while you're transplant. Yeah,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: I think I think they I don't know that they
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 3: go up. Maybe they do up your butthole and they
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: don't use yours out. They don't use yours, They use
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: someone else's who has healthy ends up, Yes, who is perfect?
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: Like museum level. Did you get mosicacious things you could
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: possibly do for your That's really good. It's really good.
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 7: It's like you should look into that thought about it.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 8: You know how all those big comedians get like ivs
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 8: when they're on the road.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 7: We just start getting that pipeline. Yeah, yeah, dude, my
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 7: gut biome is feeling great today.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: You didn't even drink last night. I've got some ninety
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: nineteen seventy eight Rodney at all.
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, just having an Olympic athlete ship in your ass.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 7: Get your fucking microbiome fixed, some.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 3: Clean Marion Jones.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah there, Yeah, I just got ship in the ass
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 8: and then hit the ice bath.
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: Feel good as new today. I can't wait for the shows.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 7: I got some nice, rushing shit, completely hormone free.
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 3: That was a offended the musical callback shit shit in
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: my ass. Remember that song we did? I forgot about that.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 3: We did that one. It was a good time. Yeah.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 7: Just speaking of ship, I'm gonna ship my pants sooner.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: Or later.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 7: So should we wrap this up? Let's jump all right.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 7: Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you guys on Monday.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 7: Are you you're not going to be here next week?
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 3: No, I'm in the Dominican.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 8: We'll zoom you in all right. Thank you guys for listening.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 8: See you next week.