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FULL SHOW: Shocking Bastard · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: The Hotaca Big Show with Toledos from work days to workouts.
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  Speaker 2: It'll fuel your first.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome show with Jason Howitch.
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  Speaker 4: Might Minrod and Key.
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  Speaker 3: Now get a your man, bastards. Great to havevy company
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  Speaker 3: on this Wednesday afternoon, the first of April. Funnily enough,
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six, you, my friends, as always listening to
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• 1:13
  Speaker 3: You're telling it's funny, you know, Dilly Dilly because you're
• 1:17
  Speaker 3: away yesterday obviously, and Dilly came into the studio hid
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  Speaker 3: the absolute audacity, did he? I was sitting in your
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  Speaker 3: seat and I was like, excuse me, what the hell
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  Speaker 3: do you think you're doing? Only one man sits in
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  Speaker 3: that seat and that's the stud right in front of
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  Speaker 3: my eyes.
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  Speaker 6: How's life? I'm pretty grassy? Your mad dog, your six
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  Speaker 6: son of a bee? Jeez, who of a party? Last night?
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  Speaker 4: Peelers feeling a little bit under the weather to come
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  Speaker 4: up later on.
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  Speaker 3: You miss me, man, how was it? Yeah? Sureted Moggi.
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  Speaker 5: I would argue that Jeremy Wells are setting that seat
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  Speaker 5: for a lot longer than Moggi.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't know how to do.
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  Speaker 5: It though, how to sit in the seat. He's always
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  Speaker 5: sitting backwards and stuff.
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  Speaker 6: With his head on backwards and yeah with bling his
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  Speaker 6: glasses on, with a little diamond earrings.
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  Speaker 4: Beautiful skin.
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  Speaker 3: He's got beautiful skin. I'll tell you what he's got.
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  Speaker 3: That's really impressive. Bone structure.
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  Speaker 6: He does have bone structure. Nobody's saying he doesn't have
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  Speaker 6: bone structure.
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  Speaker 3: His bone structure gives me bone structure.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good fellers. It's good to be here, short week,
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  Speaker 5: long weekend, just the way I like it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Jace, how are you? Man? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Good?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you really, because you seem like you are in
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  Speaker 3: a I'll be honest with you, I have been in
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  Speaker 3: a horror of a mood today and quite frankly, as
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  Speaker 3: I am prone to do these days, because I'm a
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  Speaker 3: mature man, gave myself a couple of upper cuts and
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  Speaker 3: see pull yourself together.
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  Speaker 2: Oh idiots, we could have done that for you, man.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we exactly, And I know that you would if
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  Speaker 3: I hadn't have done it previously to arriving at work.
• 3:09
  Speaker 3: Thanks mate, Hey mogih, what's happening on the Big Show
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: with Old Mogi? Another day?
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  Speaker 6: Another three thousand opportunities to get into the drawer, to
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  Speaker 6: get away with us to Magic Round. Listen out for
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  Speaker 6: the queue to call and call us on eight hundred
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  Speaker 6: herd Aki and you could be coming with us on
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  Speaker 6: the big Jet over to Brisbane in a month or so,
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  Speaker 6: Hoidy Jay. As you say, mate, you're in a horror
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  Speaker 6: of a mood, so you've got a bone to pick,
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  Speaker 6: Old Mogi. I'm going to talk about premiere last night
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  Speaker 6: night last night I Hunt for the Water People's tenth
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  Speaker 6: anniversary screening and coming up. Oh and also Kezy Kesey's
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  Speaker 6: got some huge news for alcoholics.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah it's huge. We're not alcoholics, just people in general
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  Speaker 5: that like.
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  Speaker 3: Persound like a drinker. Yeah yeah, Hey what here's Oasis.
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  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
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  Speaker 3: You indeed Lincoln Park there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
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  Speaker 3: Show this Wednesday afternoon at the time thirteen minutes past
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  Speaker 3: four o'clock, which means it's time for what are we
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  Speaker 3: not doing that? No, oh, we're not doing.
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  Speaker 5: Jason, what we're doing? Chair is something it's been bugging me?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, I got it was a big poll ice
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  Speaker 3: or no scenario.
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  Speaker 2: No, it could be, it should have been.
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  Speaker 3: I mean if you wanted to Nat, right, Okay, but
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  Speaker 3: that's my bad.
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  Speaker 5: Basically, something's been annoying me today, and it's something I
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  Speaker 5: don't usually get annoyed with, but it is the fact.
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  Speaker 2: That it is April fools. Yes, it is the first
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  Speaker 2: of April.
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  Speaker 5: So this morning, whilst looking on the old install there
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  Speaker 5: and on the Facebook a wee bit, every single post
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  Speaker 5: was some sort of wacky gag because it's April fols, right,
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  Speaker 5: they're not good ones. It's like, I don't know, like
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  Speaker 5: a random RUG team announcing that they've signed like a
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  Speaker 5: real big name NRL player. Yeah, first time I saw it,
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  Speaker 5: I was like, huh, that's all right, And then I
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  Speaker 5: saw about four other teams do the same thing. And
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  Speaker 5: then I saw like a clothing company announced that it
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  Speaker 5: was releasing this wacky line of like pajamas or something
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  Speaker 5: which are really ugly, and it was obviously just a joke,
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  Speaker 5: but it was just my entire feed was just the
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  Speaker 5: same thing, and it wasn't people playing pranks like they
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  Speaker 5: used to. April Falls was about pranks and these are
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  Speaker 5: it's just people chucking up photos now yeah, and a
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  Speaker 5: really half fast joke.
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  Speaker 3: But it was interesting because you were showing me because
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  Speaker 3: it was doing your heading and you know, all the
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  Speaker 3: April falls and stuff in between, all the buzzies, the
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  Speaker 3: bikini stuff, which is a bit distracting. But yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: take your point. Key, I've always hated it.
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  Speaker 4: I've had it for years.
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  Speaker 6: Oh used to be all right when you're a little
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  Speaker 6: bit younger, but I think some people go but far
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  Speaker 6: I mean that sort of thing on social media is harmless, but.
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  Speaker 2: It's more annoying.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, it's just annoying.
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  Speaker 2: Harmless is good. I suppose you don't want to know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I hate it because.
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  Speaker 6: Probably to ten maybe, yeah, thirteen years ago it would
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  Speaker 6: have been and I was doing so my as you know,
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  Speaker 6: my father was he's no longer with us. So I
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  Speaker 6: did a one man show about that at Circa down
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  Speaker 6: on Wellington and it had a limited it was only
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  Speaker 6: only went for about a week or so, and it
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  Speaker 6: was just sort of a one man show sort of
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  Speaker 6: processing processing those feelings and like a conversation between myself
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  Speaker 6: and my father on the wedding day that hadn't happened,
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  Speaker 6: But if it did happen and my father was with us,
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  Speaker 6: what would that conversation be? Like you're talking about where
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  Speaker 6: I am in my life and Jason, we were. You
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  Speaker 6: were there as well. You came along to Opening Night, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: and that that was on that was on April Fall's Day,
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  Speaker 6: and so it was it was a pretty emotional night.
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  Speaker 4: You got your family there and everything like that.
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  Speaker 3: I just, you know, because I was down in the
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  Speaker 3: Old Valley at that time when you were going through
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  Speaker 3: the rehearsal pro and I used to pop in there
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  Speaker 3: and see him, and I know that you know what
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  Speaker 3: an emotional roller coaster was.
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  Speaker 2: For you, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: And and I remember going in and seeing Mogi sometimes
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  Speaker 3: just pale and exhausted because of you know, the stuff
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  Speaker 3: that you've given out and.
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  Speaker 4: The process.
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  Speaker 6: And anyway, Opening Night and it sort of it comes
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  Speaker 6: to a sort of a sort of a highly emotional
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  Speaker 6: ending of it. You know, it's quite up there and
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  Speaker 6: there's you know, there's a few tears in there and
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  Speaker 6: there as it needs to be, and then there's sort
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  Speaker 6: of a silence while you wait for the father character
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  Speaker 6: to respond, And in that time, the stage manager came
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  Speaker 6: out and I'm sort of standing center of stage getting
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  Speaker 6: dressed for the for the wedding there sort of mid
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  Speaker 6: mid getting dressed, and the stage manager came out and
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  Speaker 6: came out unbeknownst to me and downtrouded me. So I'm
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  Speaker 6: just standing there. You know, Stark Bollock naked Circuit, Fair
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  Speaker 6: Circuit too, Jo sat at Theater of the Year, is
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  Speaker 6: renowned for being really really cold, and he did that
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  Speaker 6: down trail where you don't just down trail, but then
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  Speaker 6: you stand on the pants so you can't pull them
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  Speaker 6: out and desperately during and then and then the you know,
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  Speaker 6: and I felt like the performance was going well, and
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  Speaker 6: then the whole crowd, you know, just that laughter.
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  Speaker 5: So they saw like it were your unders as well.
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  Speaker 5: The whole just a whole lot naked and it was cold.
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  Speaker 3: Really and I that's horrific. I knew as I say,
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  Speaker 3: how much effort you'd put into it. Mogi, Yeah, it was.
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  Speaker 4: So that's yeah, that's always been.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry, that's no wonder you don't like April
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  Speaker 5: Fools and see this just kind of reinforces what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: I hate April Fools as well for the annoying stuff,
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  Speaker 5: but also pranks like that on innocent people that don't
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  Speaker 5: deserve it.
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  Speaker 3: Shocker if it was true, Keysy, was that not true?
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  Speaker 3: April Fools? Key Union Day? But what do you think
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  Speaker 3: about April falls New Seelent, texass on three four eight three.
• 9:21
  Speaker 3: In the meantime, here's a bit of super grand hang on.
• 9:27
  Speaker 1: The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
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  Speaker 3: See hard there on the radio Holdarchy Big Show this
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  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The time is four twenty seven And fellas,
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  Speaker 3: I've got a bone to peck. I had a bone
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  Speaker 3: to pick. I don't know if you guys know this,
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  Speaker 3: but I live in the CBD now in Auckland City.
• 9:53
  Speaker 3: Oh that's right. We had a video a little while back,
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  Speaker 3: and we had a little chat a little while back,
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  Speaker 3: and Kezy was a little bit concerned about the fact
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  Speaker 3: that I wouldn't be able to cope with the noise factor.
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: I think you had your concerns too, because you've lived
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  Speaker 3: in the CBDs. It it's noisy, and it's kind of
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  Speaker 3: it's a different thing to, you know, to adapt to now.
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  Speaker 3: When I moved into my apartment, I accepted that there
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  Speaker 3: was going to be there was going to be noise,
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  Speaker 3: city noise, if you will. There's going to be people
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  Speaker 3: routing outside my window at three o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Certainly not inside.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I can accept that there will be people
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  Speaker 3: that think it's a great idea to bring their personal
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  Speaker 3: boom box and have a party outside my window at
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: one o'clock in the morning. All part of the game.
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  Speaker 3: Someone will be murdered. Okay, fair cop, you're okay with that? Well,
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, you know you're pro murder, sailor v people
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  Speaker 3: will do what they do, gizy murder. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you know this left right next to a park.
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  Speaker 3: You do know, because you've been to my place, beautiful park.
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  Speaker 3: I also accept that a park, if you want it
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  Speaker 3: to look good, requires a certain maintenance. Your mowers, your
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  Speaker 3: leaf blowers. I accept that. But something happened today that
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  Speaker 3: tipped me over the edge. Right there was a leaf flower,
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  Speaker 3: and you would remember, looking out from my window there
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  Speaker 3: are steers from the bottom of the park that go
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  Speaker 3: right up to the top of the street, right, and
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  Speaker 3: it's it's there's a lot of stairs, and I've got
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  Speaker 3: a leaf flower at the bottom of the stairs. Now,
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  Speaker 3: a leaf flower. For some reason, the noise of a
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  Speaker 3: leaf flower really gets under my skin. But I go, okay, well,
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  Speaker 3: he's doing his job. That's fair enough. You're a bone,
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: I'm a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to blow themselves.
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  Speaker 3: No, So he starts at the very bottom of the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: That's not right, and he goes step by step up
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  Speaker 3: the stairs, blowing leaves off the step. Now, this whole
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  Speaker 3: process takes about twenty maybe twenty five minutes. It's a
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  Speaker 3: fair old process. He then gets to the top of
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  Speaker 3: the stairs and there's a big circle encompassing like a
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  Speaker 3: little bit of lorn at the top of the stairs.
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  Speaker 3: He walks to the top of the stairs, goes around
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  Speaker 3: the seat at the circle, stands on the footpath, and
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  Speaker 3: then starts blowing the leaves from the circle down the
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  Speaker 3: stairs that he's just blowing the leaves.
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  Speaker 2: Off, right, Okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: And then repeats the process of blowing those same leaves
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  Speaker 3: down the same set of stairs that he's just cleared.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: I was effan and Jefferin right, and my wife was like, oh, well,
• 12:47
  Speaker 3: maybe she was trying.
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  Speaker 6: To justify it and he's trying to take his side him,
• 12:53
  Speaker 6: she was trying.
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  Speaker 3: To take his side, and I was just like, this
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  Speaker 3: is And for the first time in my life, my
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  Speaker 3: youngest daughter, who was standing beside me, said, I hear
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  Speaker 3: what you're saying. Dad. This is utter madness right now,
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  Speaker 3: Just just to so I can justify this in my head.
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  Speaker 2: What time was this?
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  Speaker 3: It was about quarter to eight in the morning. Really, yes,
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  Speaker 3: well it's not that I don't mind that there's a
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  Speaker 3: leaf blower, that's fair enough. But what I minded was
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  Speaker 3: the insanity of what he just did, at least straight
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  Speaker 3: back down the stairs.
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  Speaker 6: Again, yes, not too early, I'm not saying that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but like so let me just get this straight. So
• 13:33
  Speaker 6: you're sweet with murder?
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  Speaker 1: Year is?
• 13:35
  Speaker 3: Are you sweet with that? Totally? Man is generally quick
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  Speaker 3: and it's often noiseless. Yeah, you're right. What about the
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: sex can be noisy? But I don't mind that, right,
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  Speaker 3: You like I enjoy it? Yeah? Right, Okay, So the
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: fact that the skyboxes sometimes I don't like the style
• 13:55
  Speaker 3: of music they're playing. They're playing keysy trubbers, oh god,
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  Speaker 3: but I put up with yeah, right, but the insanity
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  Speaker 3: of blowing leaves down a set of steps that you've
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  Speaker 3: just blown the leaves off is a step too far.
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  Speaker 5: So a guy was blowing leaves and then decided to
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  Speaker 5: go back down and accidentally blew leaves onto where he'd
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  Speaker 5: just done and was just oh crap, now I've got
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  Speaker 5: to do with this but again, and as a result
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  Speaker 5: of him doing that by accident, he's now getting cussed out.
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  Speaker 3: In an accident. Though he did it deliberately. That was
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  Speaker 3: his way of cleaning the stairs, right, right.
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  Speaker 4: So how long do you think it should have taken?
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  Speaker 3: He should have started from the top, gone straight down,
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  Speaker 3: blow down ten minutes tops, right, Okay, so just confirm
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  Speaker 3: me once again.
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  Speaker 5: You'd rather someone got murdered outside your window than have
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  Speaker 5: that happen again.
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  Speaker 3: Correct.
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy Tune
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: in four on Radio Houcky.
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  Speaker 7: Welcome back the Big Show, Madi Crown three ft, Let's
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  Speaker 7: put another man busted on the bloody oath.
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  Speaker 3: Let's do it New Zealand.
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  Speaker 5: How you just quickly fell as Before we get into
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  Speaker 5: putting these great New Zealanders in the drawer to join
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  Speaker 5: us at Magic Round.
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  Speaker 2: Check this out from Bricky this morning.
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  Speaker 6: Why don't we seppotage it by trying to get and
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  Speaker 6: put into the drawer the biggest pieces of shit that
• 15:15
  Speaker 6: we possibly can, therefore making.
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  Speaker 2: It a little bit negli for them?
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  Speaker 4: Ye? How about that? Some pieces of shit? Can I
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  Speaker 4: just say that it?
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  Speaker 6: Actually, it does make it harder for us, because it
• 15:29
  Speaker 6: makes it harder for us to choose, because what we're
• 15:32
  Speaker 6: looking for in the winner is the biggest piece of
• 15:35
  Speaker 6: shit out there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I don't know what they got their wires
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  Speaker 5: cross there because Magic Round is like a haven for that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. If anything was ever built for a piece of shit,
• 15:45
  Speaker 3: it's Magic Round.
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  Speaker 6: Piece of shit and his wife or a piece of
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  Speaker 6: shit and his brother in law a piece of shit?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, best mate? Any of that?
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  Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's go to the lines.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: Get our air in your mad Barsard Hour's life. You're mate,
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: how are you going on? Yeah? Good? Thanks?
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: Aaron?
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  Speaker 3: Are you a piece of ship man?
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: I throve cool run before that mate, now I'm not.
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, what do you do for a crust? Incidentally?
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  Speaker 4: Aaron?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So acker.
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  Speaker 2: He carves.
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  Speaker 3: Bine?
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  Speaker 4: Do I did I talk to you down there.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, I was caught up just the new world.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 6: Just around by the I think we're heading towards the
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  Speaker 6: B six and the hoody j just as a coincidence.
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  Speaker 3: Just round to the Chiller. Yeah yeah you mate.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, I know you guys were talking about this guy
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  Speaker 5: after he left. You said he was a massive piece
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  Speaker 5: of ship.
• 16:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a massive piece. I'd happily have you over
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  Speaker 6: in Brisbane exactly. Don't under sell yourself and you are
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  Speaker 6: a massive piece of.
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  Speaker 3: Ship, totally, man, Good on your mate, you're a you're
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  Speaker 3: on the in the drawer, Aaron, stand the line, get
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  Speaker 3: a your mad mad bars and how's life? Yeah, buddy, good,
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  Speaker 3: good on you, mane, you're a piece of ship.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I'm a good fella.
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  Speaker 4: People are getting there.
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  Speaker 3: Just hold the line for a sick man, Fellas, how
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: do we feel about the man if he's not a
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  Speaker 3: piece of ship?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Well, people are living nape and notorious pieces.
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  Speaker 3: Of ship are they?
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  Speaker 2: They're also known for like not being aware of the fact.
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  Speaker 3: The piece which actually makes some even bigger pieces of ship. Yeah, good,
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: hey met Tim. You love your rugby league mate?
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Oh I love my rugby league.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, good stuff. Who's your favorite?
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: Wah uh that's a TOUGHI.
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  Speaker 6: Probably Sean Johnson many Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: He's still in good nick too. All right, good news man,
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  Speaker 5: you're in the drawer. Mate, you sound hold right?
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: All right? Thank you man, love you man.
• 17:44
  Speaker 3: Now my eyes are fading me slightly? Is that cad
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: or k D? That's John Brod. Get out of your
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: mad barset. How's life? You're going pretty grass? Good on you, mate?
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: What do you do for a crust? Work on here
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: making a bit of steam? Brother, he is bad getting steamed?
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: All right? Do you have you been in the drawer already?
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: Know that was a work colleague.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I know both of you are pieces of ship.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: We're a couple of.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: I felt like these guys might be almost too big
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: of a p o yea, hey, Kate, who's your favorite
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: rugby league.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Player at the moment?
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: It's got to be big here in Clark.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: Mate, he's a freak out.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: He's a beast. He's a beast.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: He's doing the hard. Good on your Kate.
• 18:38
  Speaker 5: If you win, will you be bringing your work mate
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: with you?
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: No?
• 18:42
  Speaker 7: He wanted to bring his son wid.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Ye put a cop of text by Cave there please, big,
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: that would be good, mate. Do you.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: Hold the line cade you're.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: In the drawer mate? Good?
• 18:56
  Speaker 5: Hey, I just reminded me of hitting over there with
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: boys Trip dot co dot m Z sports Chabel made easy.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: If you want to guarantee your spot, go on there,
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: buy a package for you and your mates. They take
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: care of the flights of the hotel and everything, and
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: we'll see you there.
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: Great news, fellas are very good.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: Made of mine. Joels he's coming night.
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: God, Josh, he's got his tick as, he's got the aclum,
• 19:15
  Speaker 6: she's all go. And my brother in law Luke, he's
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: going to be there as well. So two massive pieces
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: of shit.
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: God, how good. Here's this joke.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Hdarchy System of a down there on the Radio Hodarky
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: Big Show. This's Wednesday afternoon. The time is four fifty two.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, last night, fellas, I went to the premiere,
• 19:50
  Speaker 6: not the premiere, ten year old screening anniversary screening of
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: Hunt for the Wilder People. Yes, it's the most successful
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: film ever in New Zealand's history. I remember when it
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: came out, people used to go to it time and
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: time and time again, and it was people that were
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: young and all the way through to grandparents.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: It was so kei wei.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: But I'll be honest with you, I didn't like it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: And I think the reason why I didn't like it
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: was because when it came out, the only time I've
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: seen it in my life is at the premiere, and
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: I'm in it, but I've got a small part in it.
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: So what you do is, especially when it's something like that,
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: which is quite big, you spend all your time waiting
• 20:26
  Speaker 6: for yourself to come on screen, so you're not really you're.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Not taking you're not really taking it in.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: Then when you're on the screen, you spend the entire
• 20:37
  Speaker 6: time hating yourself, hating what you're doing, hating every single
• 20:42
  Speaker 6: thing about it. This is the worst thing you've ever
• 20:44
  Speaker 6: seen in your life. And then after your scenes are finished,
• 20:48
  Speaker 6: you spend the rest of the film thinking about what
• 20:50
  Speaker 6: a piece of shit you are. Yes, and so that's
• 20:52
  Speaker 6: sort of your experience of the film. And so after that,
• 20:54
  Speaker 6: when everybody's loving the film, best film ever made it
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: New Zealand, I'm thinking I hated it. Yeah, right, I
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: really didn't enjoy that movie at all, but it had
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: nothing to do with the movie. As it turns out,
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: it was only me so watching it last night after
• 21:09
  Speaker 6: ten years for the second time.
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: Jesus.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: It's a good movie.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: It's a great movie.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: Quite a great movie when you take yourself out of
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: it and you're not the most important thing. Quite enjoyable movie,
• 21:19
  Speaker 6: very very funny, social commentary, great performances, beautiful scenery, great music.
• 21:26
  Speaker 6: The music was unbelievable. Nina Simone was in there. There
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: was some great selections and the guys from Phoenix Foundation
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: did the music for it as well. Yeah, it is
• 21:35
  Speaker 6: a just an auto. It's a five buzzy for me.
• 21:37
  Speaker 6: She's an absolute classic film.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I would give it five buzzies. But one of the
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: Hunters ruined it for me.
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Stan Walker is a shot. Performance was well. I mean
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: he's a great singer though him.
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: Do you know when we did the table read. We
• 21:50
  Speaker 6: did the table read for that, which was fun. So
• 21:54
  Speaker 6: the three Hunters, myself, stand Walker and Cohen Holloway, who
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: is hilarious. I sat next someone last night there's something
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: wrong with him and I love him for it.
• 22:01
  Speaker 4: But we did the table read.
• 22:02
  Speaker 6: I don't think Stan at that point had really acted
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: in anything before. But Cohen wasn't there. Cohen's sort of
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: the main Hunter and he wasn't there. So Tiger got
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: Stan Walker to play two Hunter roles. So he had
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: to play his own at the table read. All the
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: actors are sitting there and just read out the script.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: And so Stan had to play two different Hunters. And
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: he did it, and they were completely different characters. They
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: were completely different. If I did it, it would have been
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: the same guy saying different things.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: It would have been old Magi twice.
• 22:36
  Speaker 6: But he did the table reader and he managed to
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: pull out to a really short notes in a prevat
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: or anything. It is just reading it, and I thought,
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: who is this? He's this unbelievable singer. And then he
• 22:46
  Speaker 6: just walks in here and is a better actor than
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: half of the people at well not half the people
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: in the room, better than me.
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: And again good looking to the great looking man.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: He's a singer.
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: So yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed it out all Easter weekend.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: You can go along and see it. People were cheering
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: in the screening last night, a lot of laughter. Bloody
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: good made Sam Neil cry actually, which was pretty.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: It's a nice film, like there are moments that does
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: make you want to cry.
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: Afterwards, because we did a Q and A and sam
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: Neil was talking about it and he teared up. He
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: wrote down, yes, because he's been in some huge things. Yeah,
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: I like to think that that holds a nice vicial.
• 23:24
  Speaker 6: Oh absolutely it does. Yeah, it's a special film.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: If you haven't seen it, just watch it.
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: That's great.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: I carried on with very you know, following on from
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: that with the show Alone in Australia. Ten people dropping
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: the middle of Tasmania. They have to survive them. I'm
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: really enjoying it. And what I've got to say, there's
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: five people left now out of the ten. But the
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: New Zealanders. Shay the possum hunter, he's a backbone. I
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: love him. He just gets on with it, you know.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: He just and he's eating worms. He's just eating bits
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: of vegetation. It looks disgusting, but he's just he's so
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: kind of laid back and just chill. But he's also
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: really onto it and works really hard and he's just like, oh,
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: well that didn't work, so I'll do this now. And
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: everyone else is sort of falling apart. And he's just like, ah, actually,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I'll make a net and then I'll do you know,
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: it's great, it's great stuff on.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: I watch it.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: It's good, great, it's good.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: Hey, I watched some stuff that we're out of time
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: now coming up after five o'clock. Another chance to get
• 24:24
  Speaker 5: yourself in the drawer for magic ground when you hear
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: that cure call eight hundred Hadarky plus big.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: News if you like your booze.
• 24:34
  Speaker 4: Oh, Kezy, he got some big news.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Usually Ja says at the end of he was usually
• 24:38
  Speaker 5: start like beautiful and then I'll fire you.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: The Wold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: You're welcome back, your messive bagbones. So hope you're surviving
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: your Wednesday afternoon. Great news. By the way, it's a
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: long weekend. The Big Show brought to you to all.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: The good stuff. No nasties tried to lead us today,
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: So I didn't know you're going to go on like
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: a bit of a long weekend.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was just thinking, you know, fellows, do you
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: think I was thinking this last night when I was
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: walking with Kezy to his car just to make sure
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: he got this safely. And I was saying, do you
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: think they have eastern now so that we can like
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: mentally prepare ourselves for the upcoming shitter of an autumn.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think that's what it is. It's definitely
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: not because this is when Jesus died. No, it's because
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: of preparing for autumn.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Because Kesy, you know, made a good point. Daylight savings
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: ends this weekends, and I said, don't worry about it, Kezy.
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: When it's dark, I'll still walk you to your car.
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: Even more so more so of course, you know we're
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: going to go back to sort of shorter days, less sunshine.
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: Doors are the days are still the same, Lenks, Yeah,
• 25:57
  Speaker 6: it's just what about the doors.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: The doors of you know, are the ery They.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Put the sun away for this little period and then
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: they hide it and then they bring it back for
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: daylight sings. Yeah. Yeah, poor old Kezy he was a
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: bit down on the dumps.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because of the autumn coming. And I just needed
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Jase to walk me to my car, yeah, just to.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Make me feel better.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: And then I click in his little seat out there
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: and give him a little pat on his cap. Off
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: you go, little kid, he actually backs my car out
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: of the park. Yeah, I back it out for him,
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: just so he doesn't hit the poles or anything like that. Yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: off he goes too. Yeah.
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: To be honest, if anyone's got back into poles, it's Jase.
• 26:43
  Speaker 4: He loves to day. I've heard you do that repeatedly. Jason, Jason,
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: You're a shocking burst.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keys tune.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: In on radio Food Fighters there on the radio Hodarky
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time, there's five point thirteen.
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: Fellers.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Last night I attended the ten year anniversary of Hunt
• 27:15
  Speaker 6: for the Wilder People. Yes, it was a big soiree.
• 27:19
  Speaker 6: They had two cinemas running, both sold out. Keyzy ram
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: to the girls and all the cast. All the cast
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: was there except Julian Dennison. Actually Ricky Baker, he was
• 27:30
  Speaker 6: over in London shooting something that's cool.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: It's pretty cool, very cool.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Sam Neil was there, and Tiger, Rachel house Oscar quietly,
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: Old Mogi was there. Yeah, there, the whole bunch and
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: the red carpet, all that sort of stuff. You don't
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: get to do that sort of thing very often. Jake's
• 27:46
  Speaker 6: so it's pretty special with when you do. But I
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: woke up this morning my eyes are absolutely killing me.
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: My eyes from all the flash bulbs of the pepparazzi.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah that makes sense. Mogi over here, Mogi
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: over here, you know that sort of stuff. So it's
• 28:03
  Speaker 3: sort of like, you know, it's it can be tire.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: When I first saw you today, I thought, oh, Mogi's
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: had a big one flashing for Yeah, the flash bowl, Yes,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: from the pepparazzi.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: So you've got papees. I've heard of this before.
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, pairpies, yes, and heaps of selfies obviously with all
• 28:22
  Speaker 6: the fans and everything, and a bloody sow wrist from
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: autographs signing autographs there. No, Actually we had an orgy afterwards,
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: so that's from that?
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Is that?
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: What were you doing with your rest?
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: So is that kind of like is that like a
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: normal thing?
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: Look, you get to these sort of parties, keezy, everyone
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: gets a few.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: In them and all that sort of stuff and.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: This and that drinks et cetera, et cetera, and the
• 28:52
  Speaker 6: moon is high and you're sort of coming off their back.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: It's sort of like Jayce.
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: You will sort of have an idea about this keezy
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: less so, but you know it's like you know, coming
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: out of the film premiers and things like that, and
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: it's sort of like playing, you know, being in Guns
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: and Rows and playing in front of one hundred thousand people.
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, and you know, the biggest rock band in
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: the world playing to Also, you know there's that thing of.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Coming out of a theater in New Lunn.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: When you were filming at Mogi, the simmering sexual tensions
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: that went on with as you know, yes, that were
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: maybe consummated, not consummated, that's right exactly. You've had a
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: few champagnes, you're dressed up to the night, you've got
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: your best gears on, you have a bit of gears,
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: You're feeling.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Good, right, So this is a pretty normal thing.
• 29:41
  Speaker 4: It can happen, doesn't always happen. Has it happened to you?
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: On Broken Wood?
• 29:45
  Speaker 3: Jase, I'll tell you what. This is a surprising thing.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: The guy Broken Wood. They're the most felthy ones I've
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: ever been in. Really, you think Broken would be pretty
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: low key. Oh no, they're as some seriously filthy people
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: and Broken Wood.
• 30:03
  Speaker 6: Wow. Yeah, I mean the great thing of course about
• 30:06
  Speaker 6: being involved in an orgy with the cast and crew
• 30:10
  Speaker 6: from a movie after you've been at the premier yere as,
• 30:12
  Speaker 6: it doesn't count as cheating. Oh yeah, it's like the
• 30:17
  Speaker 6: luders rights of sexual conquest, that sort of it doesn't
• 30:21
  Speaker 6: even exist. Really, it's like finders keepers right of cheating.
• 30:24
  Speaker 6: It was like half a talk on the ground. It's
• 30:26
  Speaker 6: like you find five bucks on the ground, that's just yours.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: You're gonna have it after talkback Mage, you remember that,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: You remember the talkback one, the show we did together
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: this Yeah, yeah, it was only me and Moogi there
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: in the end.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: But that's not really an orgy though, if it's just
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: you and Mogi.
• 30:39
  Speaker 4: Oh, we were both seeing double so it's a four way. Yeah.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: So who wasn't the orgy with you last night?
• 30:53
  Speaker 6: Oscar Kitely right, Cohen Holloway, Okay, yeah, Oscar.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: Left pretty early because Cohen's is shuck.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: And it was just you and Cohen.
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: There's a hive for.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Cool jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: Wednesday afternoon. The time is five twenty four, which means
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: it's time for what's on the news. With me, Kaze.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: We persisting with this, are we? Jace.
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: You've got to let me shoot my shot man. You've
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: gotta let me have a crack with this one air ball.
• 31:37
  Speaker 5: As we speak failers. In Parliament, there is discussion around
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: a bill that has been put forward because I actually said,
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: put forward.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: Who cares? Men?
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Who cares?
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Phil just lose all credibility.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: I don't have any credibility, Moogi, don't worry about it.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Is a bill being discussed in Parliament as we speak.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: It's then going to go to the next stage tomorrow
• 31:56
  Speaker 5: and hopefully the planners have it in place by Good Friday,
• 32:00
  Speaker 5: allowing bars and restaurants to sell alcohol on Good Friday
• 32:05
  Speaker 5: and on the Sunday there as well, because currently there's
• 32:07
  Speaker 5: four days a year where you can't, which is Christmas,
• 32:09
  Speaker 5: Anzac and in the two Easter days. This bill, if
• 32:12
  Speaker 5: it gets through, and they're hoping it will, will make
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: it so bars and restaurants can operate as they normally do.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Bottle stores will still be closed, but you can at
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: least go to the pub, which is huge, I think,
• 32:24
  Speaker 5: because it's such a bugbear of mine that I don't
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: believe in any religions and stuff.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: But because of that, I'm the ladd by alcohol.
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: Wasn't that always the case?
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: So couldn't you go to a restaurant and order boo
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: You could go to a restaurant and order booze.
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: Yes, you could go to an order.
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: And I quote substantial meal or be staying the night
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: there lodging. But now it's just like now you can
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: go to the pub.
• 32:50
  Speaker 4: It's fine.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: Hopefully if it gets through, and they're hoping that it
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: does go through in time for Good Friday this week.
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: I think that's pretty cool. It's something I've been wanting
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: a long time.
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I remember back in the day, of course,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Easter being a very troublesome time made. Yeah, you know,
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: because you'd forget about it and you'd buy some beersies
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: or whatever, and then you drink those all and then
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: the next morning it would be like, oh no, hang on,
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: wait a second, what the hell am I going to do? Now?
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Wait one day?
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: But the problem was, of course, is that so the
• 33:21
  Speaker 6: next year you'd mark it down on your calendar there
• 33:24
  Speaker 6: and you'd buy extra Yes, you'd still smash.
• 33:27
  Speaker 3: Then you smash all that the night before as well, Yeah, correct,
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: you would? You would you smashed the lot and so
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: you and then you buy more than next year.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: Same again.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, So you've now drunk one day, You've drunk
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: three times.
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: This three times.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: I remember one year buying a palette yes of beersies.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and anticipation for one day.
• 33:46
  Speaker 3: I were refused to be caught out this time.
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: And next year we bought a palette of vodka yes
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: for the ounce bottles gone.
• 33:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just you and.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: Not even a day keasier night, what right?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: So I mean I guess you guys will be pleased
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: about this.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't matter now, No, don't drink. I couldn't
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: care less.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Okay The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Radio head there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: Wednesday evening. The time is five thirty eight and it's
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: a Wednesday night, which means it's time for the Big Show,
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Big Dilemma. Oh is this the sting for it?
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Don't just introduce the Big Dilemma and say that it
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: always happens on a Wednesday at five thirty eight.
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: It's literally never happened once.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: We do this every single time over the last four years,
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: haven't we made four.
• 34:46
  Speaker 6: And a half four and a half five July seventh,
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I think is our five year anniversary.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Wow, we've got some big plans for it as well.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: Five ye anniversary of the show, not.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: A show, Big Dilemma.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I think you're just trying to booby trap
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: the Big Dilemma. Kes You're in your boom because you
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: know I'll give you a bit of jip about what's
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: on the news with Kesy Jason.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: I have never I'm sorry, but let's just all agree
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: that we've I've never heard of the Big Dilemma and
• 35:11
  Speaker 5: it doesn't happen every Wednesday at five thirty eighty eight.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Can I just say it's time for the Big Dilemma.
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: The Big Dilemma today was a story Kesey was telling
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: us before we came on here. Not true.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: This is one hundred percent your story.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: And we've all been there and we can all relate.
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: And Megan and I were going, oh, we've all been there.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, So this whole Big Dilimma thing is just one
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: of big bet.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: But it's not who who it is is not important.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: It's Jace, So you were doing He's not very important.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: I agree, you were.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: Doing Number two's key, And you've got to remember that
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: today is it's a Wednesday, so it's dumpling day. So
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: he wasn't mucking around.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: Why would I coming and tell you about It's like
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: just thinking.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Well, because we've all been there, Keys, you're not alone
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: in this, man, I'm not. I'm not pooh shaming you.
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: No set shaming.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: It's called set shaming. Yeah, sorry, please, he said, he
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: did his dumpling business.
• 36:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dumplings. Don't be dumb by.
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: Especially when you go for the extra spicy. And he
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: finished up, and he was alone and has a little
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: unit there, and.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: I have a unit in.
• 36:33
  Speaker 4: It's a granny foot it's I mean, it's a house.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not living in a storage unit anyway.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: So he finished up and then he went to you know,
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: to his the cleaning section.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Am I eating dumplings? Or am I taking a dump?
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You're taking a dump. You're done a dump. You're alone
• 36:50
  Speaker 3: in the house, that's right. You go to get the
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: toilet roll. Oh my god, there's no toilet paper.
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: Can I just say, with two and a half in.
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: There's no toilet paper. And to his discuss, Keysy realizes
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: that the only toilet paper is and It's not kept
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: actually in the bathroom. It's kept in the laundry room
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: under the sink, which is.
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: Weird because I keep it in my bathroom, and I
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: know you keep yours in the laundry room under the sink,
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: which is weird.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: So there's poor old Keysy ghost stranded dilemma of the day.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: This is going to make great content. What would I'm
• 37:30
  Speaker 3: going to throw it to you, Mogi? What would Mogi do?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: What would Mogi do?
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: I'd still been in so many damplings on a Wednesday.
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: I'd also keep my toilet paper in the bathroom. See
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: what are you thinking?
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: It totally makes sense, man, That's what I do.
• 37:53
  Speaker 4: I mean, you do do.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: That's what Jace does. Oh do you want to go
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: see what Keysy would do? So you just keep talet
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: paper and the thing.
• 38:02
  Speaker 6: Well, the dilemma I've got, Well, there's only one thing
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: you can do, and let's pull down the shower curtain,
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: get off.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: And get to what happen.
• 38:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you have a shower curtaend head.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Ye're gone?
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Now, yeah, what did you do?
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: The first thing I'd do is that immediately go this
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: is good content, because it is.
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: And then I'd come into work.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Then I'd come into work and I'd pretend that it
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: was actually Jase that had gone through this, and I'd spent.
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: A whole I'd spend like three minutes talking about how
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: it was Jase, and then it had dumplings and he
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: lived in a storage unit, and then I'd probably, Yeah,
• 38:45
  Speaker 5: just keep my toilet paper in the bathroom or rip
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: the shower curtain off the water. Yeah, help Jase, good stuff.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: What did you do? What would you do?
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: And that's your next Wednesday at five?
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his serio products.
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: You did the waddle, didn't you? You waddled to the
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: laundry with the dirdy barmb.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jason, the Hadiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: and Kyzy.
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: Tune in on radio.
• 39:26
  Speaker 7: Welcome back the Big Show, Madge Crown, three P.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Let's put another man busted on the bench. Bloody oats, Fellows.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: It's absolutely going off this competition. And why wouldn't it,
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I mean, why wouldn't you want to spend three days
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: watching my league? Have your accommodation paid for, you know,
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: have your flights paid for, hang out with the fowlers,
• 39:48
  Speaker 3: have a great old time and Brizzy Town brizzy town.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: That's what they call it.
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: Jay, everybody calls it that. Eight games of rugby league,
• 39:55
  Speaker 6: three nights.
• 39:56
  Speaker 5: As you said, the whole thing sorted by boysship dot
• 39:58
  Speaker 5: co dot ins it.
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: It's our third year going. Can the Wis win three
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: on the trot while we're there? Hopefully?
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: Hopefully hopefully we're hoping. Man, Just on that front. By
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: the way, do you think because we're such good omens
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: with the Warriors, the whole team should go to every
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: Warriors home game? See how long we can have the Yeah?
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: I think so.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Put us in a corporate box.
• 40:21
  Speaker 6: That sort of stuff totally or just in the south
• 40:23
  Speaker 6: stand actually is always good.
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: I mean I'm keing sign me up. You'll be there,
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: won't you? Jason?
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: I reckon? We could go for an eight run winning streak.
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: What is the point in us even discussing this? We
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: know Jason sagest, we know he's taking the purse, we
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: know he hates rugby league.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: You're just taking the person now, mate, he's got rugby
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: league running through his veins?
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: Is that what that is?
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: Excuse me? Kegsy all right, get a Josh mad bar.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I haven't even I haven't even got him on the line.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: Yet you can't go.
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: Get a Josh, you mad barsid? How's life?
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: Mean you sound a bit down brother.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: He's sort of a gray old mate.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Well you don't get many of them men. Yeah, I
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: know you.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're cranking over there, isn't it. Man?
• 41:08
  Speaker 4: You're a piece of ship man?
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Good, good, great?
• 41:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, that's good because it's a prerequisite now and all
• 41:14
  Speaker 5: of our trips.
• 41:15
  Speaker 3: Josh, what do you do for a crash? Mate?
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Look into wing and bar.
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: It's a perfect job for a piece of ship.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: You know. That would put me in a who of
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: a mood as well.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: Also, Josh, you'd be perfectly equipped to deal with Hoidy
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: j for three nights man. Oh yeah, yeah, Josh, we'll
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: put you in the draw.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: Bat you hold the line.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Get a simon your mad barstard? How's life?
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: Oh it's good now.
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: I thought I was going to get cut after Josh.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: We're going do that to you.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Si.
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: Does anyone ever call you SI?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: A yeah?
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Mate?
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: Well good on mate, you're a piece of ship SI?
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Sometimes yeah, probably yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I was so bad on day three it was ridiculous.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, Si, do you like rugby? League.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: I love it, mate, I love it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 3: Get on your mate. Well you're on the drawer as well, mate,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: Hang on the line and DELI will take care of you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: No worries?
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: Good John? Your mad bar so that was live?
• 42:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 42:22
  Speaker 3: Good on you? Yeah man? Are you a piece of ship?
• 42:24
  Speaker 4: John?
• 42:26
  Speaker 6: I'm not good at matching life, but.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Like to hear I reckon John would be a piece
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: of ship from day one.
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah. This is the beauty of it, isn't it? Fellers?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: Rugby League and pieces of ship they go hand in hand.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Mate, God, it's good.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Hey John, do you like rugby league? I love yeah?
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: Good?
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Good on you? Correct?
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: Well see yeah, well put all right? You hold the
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: line John, you're in the drawer too, all right, Good
• 42:58
  Speaker 5: on your mates?
• 42:59
  Speaker 3: How there away is there now? Six weeks? Did you
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: say next weeks? Yeah? Little g.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: Hey you coming up after sex? Just wile Jace does
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: meditation there or whatever that was?
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Do you want your eastere keys?
• 43:13
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm gonna eat it. Actually completely forgot about. Thanks
• 43:15
  Speaker 5: for remoinding me coming.
• 43:17
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• 43:17
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• 43:25
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• 43:27
  Speaker 3: And we talk about first world problems.
• 43:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this is a new segment.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: No it's not.
• 43:33
  Speaker 4: It's Jesus.
• 43:34
  Speaker 5: No, it's not a segment. It's just we're just chatting
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: about our first world problem. Okay, it's not something we
• 43:39
  Speaker 5: do every Wednesday. I'd always have done either.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: That's coming up after.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Sex the whole Aching Big Show with Jason.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Mike and Keyzy.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: Tune in week days a four on radio.
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Hold, Ikey, you're welcome back here, mess with backbones. You
• 43:53
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• 43:54
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• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Come on, Mogi, what let's chick?
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: Do you know? It's good? No, God, and I love it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 6: You just so stoked that a listener came up with
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: some great content, great way to deliver the message.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, same here, Hey feilers, quick question, what are you
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: guys doing for dinner?
• 44:22
  Speaker 3: It's not I feel logged dinner tonight, log dinner tonight.
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: It's after sex. Maggie started doing that thing. We just
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: start singing randomly.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: Well, my wife and I keys he funny you should
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: say that we were going to do that. We found
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: a recipe because we've gone come on, we need to
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: left out game. Mogie has been giving me grief about
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: not cooking enough.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: It is shocking, though, do you feel it time for
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: a rest?
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's time to you know. And we found this
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: great chicken and tariko sausage recipe that you cook in
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: a sort of slow cooker for a while, and we
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: had all that sounds like a good idea, let's do
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: that today. And then my wife texts me back and
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: said it takes two and a half hours and and
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: get back from work to like near Sex.
• 45:02
  Speaker 4: Well, so your home all day doing nothing.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: He decided to make a slow cooker recipe.
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: But I only decide, And there's two big a gap
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: between me being away and my wife getting back. And
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: we don't have a slow cooker any anymore. And I
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: don't want to leave a pot of something steaming away
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: in the oven that I don't understand. So so we're
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: going out for dinn now. We're going to some little
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: place we noticed the other day in a little courtyard.
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Nice. So I'm meeting my.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Daughter and my wife down in the courtyard and I'm
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: taking a you know, taking the pump.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: You get him to know your hood man, totally mankey old.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Not any idea, Yeah, no idea at all. But it
• 45:38
  Speaker 6: better be good.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, usually it isn't. What are you having, Keysy, because
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: you've had your dumplings. We're still working our way through
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: that leftover mince from last week.
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: We cooked a lot of it. So we've just been
• 45:49
  Speaker 5: having burritos like every single night, Burrito Boy.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Tonight we're gonna mix it Up're gonna have tacos.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Taco Boy, I'll tell you what year, Taco boy, you're
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: gonna have.
• 45:59
  Speaker 4: Like a what.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Uh No, no doubt it.
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: No, We're just just the burrito mints, a mayonnaise, cheese,
• 46:08
  Speaker 5: some iceberg, lettuce, and a bit of hot sauce.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: That's pretty much all we've been having.
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: His Velvet Revolver, The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: and Kyzy Tune in four on Radio Hoky.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: Is he ever clear there on the radio? Ever clear there?
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: Hey on the radio? Hodarky Big? Sure?
• 46:32
  Speaker 4: Three years old day.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: The time is six thirteen, which.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Means it's time for.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Dog doo.
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: First World problems over there six thirteen on a Wednesday.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: You can see you watch the segment totally five years.
• 46:50
  Speaker 5: We've almost been doing the segment at six thirteen on
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: a Wednesday.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: No, we haven't key the first time either.
• 46:55
  Speaker 5: It Hey, so Fellers last last, Oh you know, probably
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: fair enough now. It feels this happened Monday night. Monday night,
• 47:07
  Speaker 5: all right, And basically I was sitting on the couch
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: with my wife there and we were eating leftover pudding.
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: What's funny about pudding? I don't say putting these nights
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: in your mouth. Come on, man, we're better than that.
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: I think we're better than that.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: So not tonight. Anyway, it was Monday night.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: My wife and I were sitting on the couch eating
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: leftover pudding and we were watching the Australian What is
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: it called Amazing? I thought it was was actually the
• 47:42
  Speaker 5: penultimate episode, which is a bit of a lit down.
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: But so we're sitting there, we're eating pudding. It's left
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: over tira missou.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: Love a tira missou.
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're eating tira miassoux and it's delicious. My
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: wife made probably one of the best tiar massous I've
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: ever had, and I've been to Italy in Europe.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: Jay, that's right, So I have you know, I have
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: quite a bit because it's yummy and it's not often
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: it's pudding. And then I you know, fast forward to
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: like midnight, and I'm still awake.
• 48:14
  Speaker 3: I'm still awake, ah.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: Because I've eaten too much terror me sou which has
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: coffee in it. Yes, And so I was, and I
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: was complaining to my wife. I was like, it's way
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: too much coffee to be having before I go to bed.
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: And she's like, so your issue is that you you
• 48:30
  Speaker 5: had too much pudding. Yeah, and you couldn't sleep. And
• 48:33
  Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, that's the first world problem. And
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: that had me wondering, have you guys ever had first
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: world problems?
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Well, actually, on a serious note, I did have a
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: first world problems. As you were saying, he last thusday,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: you we recall last Thursday. It was absolutely pissing down
• 49:01
  Speaker 3: with rain. Ah. You remember that day because my daughter
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: came from overseas and I was passing down with rain.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: I remember because it was rain that was passing down.
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: And I was. I was walking home Effan and Jeffin
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: because I was because I wasn't prepared for that mogi.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Even though I was pissing for pressing down with rain
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: when I left my apartment, I didn't have the equipment
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: to deal with it. Anyway. I'm walking home, Efan and
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Jeffin and I walked into a seven and eleven, which
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: is a dairy. It's a dairy, yeah, And the guy
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: behind the counter I was getting some bake juice or something.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: And the guy behind the counter I was good a mate,
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: and I went he said, no, how you going? And
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: I went, I'm not bad, mate. It's absolutely pessing down though,
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: and he went, at least it's not bombs.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: That's true, that's what harm is it true?
• 49:51
  Speaker 4: And I went, thank me.
• 49:53
  Speaker 3: It made me think, Moggie, your bang on, son, your
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: bang on, have you ever had a well if it
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: was raining bombs, though, this was a problem making.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: At least you wouldn't have any have to do any
• 50:06
  Speaker 6: more emails or anything like that, and you wouldn't have
• 50:08
  Speaker 6: to put up with that guy outside your window with
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: his leaf blower.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: True, you know, yeah, yeah, but it was just a.
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  Speaker 3: Very good you know, perspective, perspective, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Just be aware of what you have fellows. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: So, for example, in my case a massive guts. As
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  Speaker 5: I said, at least I.
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't eating too much bombs.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tum me so.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what was that you were saying about gut?
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: But you did some in the morning. Let's just call
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: it now, fellows, let's just call it now. We're broken.
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  Speaker 5: I want to be annoyed about it, but it cracks
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  Speaker 5: me up. Yeah, so I can't you meet mead in
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  Speaker 5: with the Feelers one hundred percent anonymous, and if we
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  Speaker 2: Feilers. This one comes from anonymous, and I think it's
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: a really great question.
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  Speaker 5: Oh great, Gooday, Feelers looking for help here. I am
• 51:31
  Speaker 5: thoroughly sick of my job and I'm in a bit
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: of a dilemma. I have been sick of my job
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  Speaker 5: for about three to four years now, but recently I
• 51:39
  Speaker 5: am completely over it. Here's where it gets tricky, because
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: I'm paid quite well. If it was up to me,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: i'd bag her off, buy a boat and go fishing
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  Speaker 5: for the rest of my life and be happy. But
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: I own a house, I've got a mortgage. I could
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: sell up and have sort of five hundred in the
• 51:53
  Speaker 5: bank or something. But that goes against my other option,
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: which is getting married and having kids and having a
• 51:58
  Speaker 5: massive mortgage and living on the bones in my ear until.
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  Speaker 4: The day I finally die. Yeah, man, how good?
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: Basically?
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  Speaker 5: Do I sell up, go fishing and traveling and live
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: life and see what happens? This guy's only in his
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: early twenties too, who's he?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, he's doing he's doing?
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 52:15
  Speaker 5: Is he's too far along that pre planned? You know,
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: twenty three talking about kids, mortgage, marriage, Too young for that?
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: I reckon?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I reckon, I reckon? Just can it? Quit your job?
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  Speaker 3: Go for it?
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  Speaker 6: Well, judging by my timeline that I was on, I
• 52:35
  Speaker 6: got married at thirty nine. Yeah, so you've got sixteen
• 52:40
  Speaker 6: years left one hundred percent. Now's the time, right, You've
• 52:43
  Speaker 6: got a good job, you hate it? You're too young
• 52:45
  Speaker 6: to be hating your job. Yes, Yeah, You've got to
• 52:48
  Speaker 6: get out there, man, and see the world, travel travel
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  Speaker 6: for years.
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  Speaker 3: You could always get back on the train if you
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: need to. That's right, and he'll still be a young feller.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: And what does he say? Five hundred? Okay, you just
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: float around. Imagine would an amazing You might find something
• 53:04
  Speaker 3: while you're traveling around and.
• 53:06
  Speaker 6: You go, this is me, Well, I wouldn't do that.
• 53:08
  Speaker 6: I wouldn't sell ups too much money. You keep it,
• 53:11
  Speaker 6: you rented out some other bars who can pay for it,
• 53:14
  Speaker 6: and you can just go away with some money and
• 53:16
  Speaker 6: then just get jobs and work your way around the
• 53:18
  Speaker 6: joint like everybody else does.
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: And no, because most people that do that they come
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: back to sort of all right, I've done all that
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: and I'm gonna come back and sort of start again.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: This bloke is in this particular situation where if he
• 53:29
  Speaker 5: keeps the house save up for a year, you hate
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: your job, but it pays off, save up dis ages.
• 53:35
  Speaker 6: Or you can knock some bird up, knock it all down, yeah,
• 53:39
  Speaker 6: and just live out the last time you knocked some
• 53:41
  Speaker 6: bird up there, Jace, Yeah, Jace, what about you?
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: Kezy?
• 53:48
  Speaker 6: More recently Oregon, Well, no, never, Nogi wink wink, stop
• 53:55
  Speaker 6: making the wink wink.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Noise, tell you old dog, you do the old dog?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: Cool.
• 54:03
  Speaker 5: This has turned from giving genuinely really good advice to
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: just you guys winking at me and calling me an
• 54:08
  Speaker 5: old dog. Stop winking at me. Well, look, I hope
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: that helps Anonymous. The term is golden handcuffs.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: Oh have you heard that term? Yes? I have.
• 54:19
  Speaker 6: It's where you hate the job. Golden handcuffs me. You
• 54:23
  Speaker 6: hate the job, but it pays well. Yeah, whereas yeah,
• 54:28
  Speaker 6: tell me about it.
• 54:31
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  Speaker 3: Or there you go, your mad Bartards. That's the big
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  Speaker 3: show down and Dars said for your Wednesday night, just
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  Speaker 3: one more show to go for the week and then
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• 54:54
  Speaker 3: outro clip today? Keezy?
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: Today's podcast ourt tro clip is about city slickers. So
• 55:01
  Speaker 5: you guys are going to spend the entire weekend just
• 55:02
  Speaker 5: being city slickers?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Doing that?
• 55:06
  Speaker 6: Do you?
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: He was you? Do you see? Jason?
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: He was prepared for me to say something really bad
• 55:10
  Speaker 2: and genuinely just.
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: He doesn't know. I knew what you were gonna say?
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: What and we'll probably do that as well?
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: So you thought I was gonna say you're gonna spend
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: the week in Shagan?
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: Is there what you thought I was gonna say? No,
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: that's not what I specifically thought.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: You something to do with the disclaimer at the start
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: of this podcast. There is a disclaimer on this week's
• 55:34
  Speaker 5: episode of the podcast out tro and don't play in
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  Speaker 5: front of the kiddies.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Mogi was a shocker. Yeah he was. I mean every
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: disclaimer just blame Mogi.
• 55:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it comes out of symnath he is, you are what.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: I don't put it on me.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Oh that's my what time to be tonight? Because you
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: had a late one last night?
• 55:56
  Speaker 6: I did have a late one last night. I'm having
• 55:58
  Speaker 6: weird dreams. And because we've moved into a new bedroom.
• 56:01
  Speaker 6: Have I spoken about that?
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: No, tell us about it?
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: To my os tomorrow's show feelings that sounds like shed
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  Speaker 6: hot content.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: It's going to be really good. We'll kick off the
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: show with it.
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  Speaker 3: Good staf breaks Yeah good.
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, So early to be tonight, although I also want
• 56:15
  Speaker 6: to watch something and have something yummy to eat.
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: So you know how you wake up really early? Yeah?
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: Does going a bit later ever stop that from happening?
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: It doesn't know, you still wake up at the same time,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: the same time. Yeah, so you might as well go
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: to be at nine, get a bit more Z's and
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: yeah right, okay, keasy, but a foul mints wrapped up
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: in something, and then working.
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: My way through that burrito that It's good news is
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: we're on the home straight. I think tomorrow night I'll
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: have it again. Then I'm done.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so now I'm just gonna.
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: You want to be used to getting on the home straight? Ah, yeah,
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: you're right.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know where what are you, dy Jay?
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: What are you doing tonight?
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: Man? Go out for dinner?
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, going to meet my daughter and my wife and
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: the big CBD there and then go home and just
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: chill out, probably watch a bit of a Loan again,
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: see how Shay he's hanging in there, the Possum Hunter.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: And then go to bed.
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: That sounds great. Yeah, good. Check out the podcast, check
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  Speaker 3: up the instagram Chell them by, goodbye.