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- 0:04Speaker 1: M hm incomparable wi Allen.
- 0:11Speaker 2: But we was delivering the commencement speech at Clark Atlanta
- 0:14Speaker 2: University's graduate shot right now.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Mmkay, got very much, but it's still cheaper than is
- 0:24Speaker 1: Lord Jesus hand hell.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Yeah, mm hmmm other than not so.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Welcome to this episode of One and Audacity, the podcasts.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I'm your host.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Brand's called, and I'm joined by two of my favorite
- 0:42Speaker 4: matching people today because they got me last week. We
- 0:45Speaker 4: weren't matching, how y'all?
- 0:51Speaker 3: Good?
- 0:52Speaker 1: Good?
- 0:52Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we got a little bit on hell, you
- 0:55Speaker 3: know what I mean?
- 0:56Speaker 1: Like like everybody was like, yo, what's you gonna were?
- 0:58Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm away with? I got it
- 0:59Speaker 1: was coordinate, now, y'all.
- 1:01Speaker 4: Clearly I always wear black T shirts, but they came
- 1:04Speaker 4: last week looking like going trumping to imagine the.
- 1:07Speaker 1: College shirts I had somewhere to go. We're talking about
- 1:10Speaker 1: that in a second. How you feeling, I'm cool? You know,
- 1:18Speaker 1: I bet you are happy your dighead.
- 1:25Speaker 3: I'm not happy for twenty.
- 1:27Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we missed for twenty of them. Even do
- 1:29Speaker 1: An can't partake about.
- 1:31Speaker 4: To say that's two days from now, but it's not
- 1:33Speaker 4: gonna come out for a while so happy for twenty y'all.
- 1:36Speaker 3: Apparently. Yeah, I'm the only one at the table that
- 1:38Speaker 3: compared to participate. I've never partook in, so I wouldn't know. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:45Speaker 3: we love that for you.
- 1:46Speaker 1: Yeah yeaheah, yeah, we love that, you know choice Yeah
- 1:50Speaker 1: yeah that I barely drink, so shut up, bitch, because
- 1:54Speaker 1: knew the side, so I drink. Shut up. Although there
- 2:02Speaker 1: was one time I had a muscle relax.
- 2:04Speaker 2: And put him on his ass.
- 2:10Speaker 4: I actually it was prescribed I actually needed because I
- 2:12Speaker 4: poured a muscle and my growing in my sleep. It's
- 2:15Speaker 4: fun you have in your in your late thirties. And
- 2:18Speaker 4: I got a muscle relax and I took them before
- 2:20Speaker 4: getting in the getting in the tub. But some salt
- 2:24Speaker 4: it must have hit while I was in the tub,
- 2:26Speaker 4: because I was sitting there for about a good hour
- 2:28Speaker 4: after the water had drained and just had moved and
- 2:30Speaker 4: was like, I'm cold water. Oh should I drained the
- 2:34Speaker 4: water like thirty five minutes ago?
- 2:36Speaker 3: That that' that'd be that moment though, That's how you know.
- 2:39Speaker 3: I was like, you know, when that ship and that
- 2:40Speaker 3: shit hit you like you least suspected. He was like,
- 2:45Speaker 3: what you're doing?
- 2:46Speaker 1: I don't know ship to find.
- 2:52Speaker 3: I ate, I ate one hundred and fifty milligrams, one
- 2:55Speaker 3: hundred and fifty Millo guns. And then I was in
- 2:57Speaker 3: the kitchen washing dishes water just run.
- 3:00Speaker 1: The kid was like you good. It was like this
- 3:03Speaker 1: motherfucker splaining.
- 3:06Speaker 2: This guy took the police on a high speed chase
- 3:09Speaker 2: and climbed out.
- 3:10Speaker 1: Of the car while it was still moving and jump
- 3:16Speaker 1: and jump.
- 3:18Speaker 3: Yo.
- 3:18Speaker 2: He literally climbed across the call though, Aaron, this niggat
- 3:20Speaker 2: spider man. He needs to be a stunt person in Hollywood,
- 3:23Speaker 2: y'allwaysing you'll talents out here being chronicle, you know what.
- 3:26Speaker 1: He needs to be a stumpers. You could at least
- 3:27Speaker 1: been on the US gymnastics team or something like why
- 3:30Speaker 1: how he do this? Ship?
- 3:31Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you how the truth, Yo, while I
- 3:33Speaker 3: was when I when we was living in California, that
- 3:36Speaker 3: that was entertained. That was entertaining. Watch chases on the news, yes, yo, son, baby, listen,
- 3:48Speaker 3: we watched this the run out the car, like run
- 3:50Speaker 3: out the car on the side of the god damn
- 3:55Speaker 3: the side of the goddamn highway and police and police
- 3:57Speaker 3: at the bottom waiting for that to come down. He's
- 3:59Speaker 3: in there like there's nope, nope, Like, bro, you gotta
- 4:02Speaker 3: come down sometime, dude, Like they're not going they're not
- 4:07Speaker 3: going away. Wait for the nigga fall asleep.
- 4:17Speaker 2: Oh I was looking at the comment. Oh, I gotta
- 4:22Speaker 2: go back and look at this. Somebody got called a
- 4:24Speaker 2: bench as nigga.
- 4:25Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 4:28Speaker 4: One of the things about adulthood that people don't tell
- 4:30Speaker 4: you a lot about just having to take a day
- 4:34Speaker 4: off work to run fucking.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Errand yeah, I got schedule on like my one off day.
- 4:42Speaker 3: Okay to be mad At'm like you right, even I'm
- 4:44Speaker 3: like you, no our off days on the weekends, I
- 4:47Speaker 3: got the one closed.
- 4:49Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I might say, you know mine has been
- 4:51Speaker 1: over the week.
- 4:53Speaker 4: So I took it off. I took yesterday office for
- 4:56Speaker 4: Fridays out. You know, we clearly hold on niggas being venito.
- 5:01Speaker 1: I know, tsious, that's all time of the second time
- 5:06Speaker 1: mm hmm. But I said that already. Nigga. Oh shit,
- 5:08Speaker 1: fuck sorry, I mean you did the regular introduction.
- 5:12Speaker 4: Well, we gotta we gotta get our five Spanish follows.
- 5:15Speaker 4: Speaking of the statistics of the show, we had like
- 5:17Speaker 4: one hundred and forty five random views in Vietnam over
- 5:19Speaker 4: the past week, and I don't know.
- 5:23Speaker 1: I'll show you all the stats. AnyWho, I took off
- 5:27Speaker 1: work yesterday because I had some running around to do.
- 5:29Speaker 1: I first, it was just supposed to be a dead
- 5:31Speaker 1: staying in the house, not doing that because I was
- 5:32Speaker 1: over over it this past week at work. But I
- 5:35Speaker 1: was like, well, so.
- 5:36Speaker 4: I took the day off. I was like, well, let
- 5:37Speaker 4: me go get my usual oil change. Off to sitting
- 5:40Speaker 4: the dealership on a Saturday. Waste of time.
- 5:43Speaker 1: The thing about having a car that's eleven or twelve
- 5:46Speaker 1: years old at this point is every time you take
- 5:48Speaker 1: that bitch to the dealership, you get hit with another
- 5:50Speaker 1: major fucking expission, something wrong. So every time, every damn time.
- 5:55Speaker 4: So I went in yesterday to the dealership and was like, yeah,
- 5:58Speaker 4: I want to get my oil chain, engine, get my
- 6:01Speaker 4: engine air filter and my CAMBI filter.
- 6:03Speaker 1: The place mm hm old chicken Rotel ship send me
- 6:09Speaker 1: that I might make that might be my new Rotel,
- 6:13Speaker 1: Like I'm us do the bridge of Rotael, all the
- 6:16Speaker 1: all the all the friend functions.
- 6:19Speaker 4: I get there and I'm sitting away from an old
- 6:21Speaker 4: change and they I get a text because you know,
- 6:23Speaker 4: dealerships are all sophisticated, but nothing.
- 6:25Speaker 1: Now I get a text in critical issues, how I said,
- 6:29Speaker 1: all funk, here we go always So my booty hole clinched.
- 6:42Speaker 1: Why would he they clinched, I clinched. I didn't know
- 6:47Speaker 1: what I was I didn't know what I was expected,
- 6:49Speaker 1: but I was going to see so I opened. Why
- 6:53Speaker 1: would he say that your booty hunting never clinched before
- 6:59Speaker 1: I want to talk. I'm not talking about sexually. I'm
- 7:01Speaker 1: talking about when you just playing some bad I get the.
- 7:07Speaker 3: Quick tell me, hey, wait, that's episode title. No hit
- 7:16Speaker 3: a kegel, jeezus, fix it all right? So you said
- 7:22Speaker 3: had like something vietnames.
- 7:25Speaker 4: Listeners, I want to try Vietnamese coffee, but I'm scared
- 7:28Speaker 4: because no, because I don't want to be in here
- 7:31Speaker 4: with the burner, with the burners, but also with the
- 7:33Speaker 4: fuckings from having nine billion milligrams of caffeine hop locking
- 7:38Speaker 4: like nig.
- 7:38Speaker 1: That's Cuba, that's c coffee. No, so open the link.
- 7:44Speaker 1: And they said that dy.
- 7:46Speaker 4: I needed to get my actual my front actual repair
- 7:49Speaker 4: and I needed new struts for new new shots on.
- 7:52Speaker 1: The front end of my car.
- 7:53Speaker 4: And the estimate was three thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars.
- 7:58Speaker 1: That just made my booty whole punch, so clearly it works.
- 8:03Speaker 1: So he just got a relax.
- 8:07Speaker 4: Relax because I was like, well, thank god, I got
- 8:10Speaker 4: some money back. I just paid down a credit card significantly,
- 8:13Speaker 4: so I had.
- 8:14Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 8:15Speaker 4: I was like, let me put about five six grain
- 8:18Speaker 4: on the credit card real quick. I paid it and
- 8:19Speaker 4: I said, well, suit, I got a little bit extra space.
- 8:21Speaker 4: I can charge it too. So I was like, all right,
- 8:23Speaker 4: go ahead.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Ship. So I'm sitting there my sister Crystal walking. He said,
- 8:27Speaker 1: love you talking, and maybe about an hour too later,
- 8:35Speaker 1: the tech came in. He was like, Briddy, come, come,
- 8:38Speaker 1: that's good news. Listen. Did the berk for free? He said, no,
- 8:45Speaker 1: you thought, he said, he said, but so the tech
- 8:50Speaker 1: that was working on your car was working on your
- 8:52Speaker 1: car and the car next to you is simultaneously.
- 8:55Speaker 4: The other person's call was the car of needing struts.
- 8:59Speaker 4: We needed to fix your axle, sure, but the strut
- 9:03Speaker 4: work you didn't need, so we took that off.
- 9:06Speaker 1: So that's knocking off about twenty seven hundred dollars off
- 9:10Speaker 1: the bill. I said, okay, I can take that. He
- 9:13Speaker 1: was like, man, yeah, because I remember I looked at
- 9:15Speaker 1: your file. I went into the serviceman. I was like,
- 9:18Speaker 1: these these these screws.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Look brand new, and lo and behold when I pulled
- 9:23Speaker 4: up your old service records again. The thing about going
- 9:25Speaker 4: to the same I get all my service on the dealership.
- 9:27Speaker 4: They keep records of every fucking thing. I got my
- 9:30Speaker 4: truts shocks replaced about a year less than a year ago.
- 9:34Speaker 1: So he was like, so instead of thirty seven fifty,
- 9:37Speaker 1: it's gonna only be about about nine hundred one thousand.
- 9:39Speaker 1: I said, oh, take yeah, so yeah, and I was
- 9:45Speaker 1: I was there about four you.
- 9:46Speaker 2: Show got a text messaging damn in the damn group.
- 9:49Speaker 1: Chaid said, it might be time for this straight.
- 9:55Speaker 3: You got all my information on file, you changed, oh
- 10:01Speaker 3: changed them.
- 10:03Speaker 1: But there's some.
- 10:05Speaker 3: Way you'd be like, I need some new structs, nigga,
- 10:09Speaker 3: if change.
- 10:11Speaker 1: The tween nine points they did inspect the bring sir,
- 10:15Speaker 1: fuck that if y'all changed them. No, y'all need to
- 10:18Speaker 1: get some new texts in that. Mother, make my call.
- 10:21Speaker 1: Make that.
- 10:21Speaker 2: And the people next to me called, I'm talking to
- 10:23Speaker 2: come out. I just want to talk to him. I
- 10:24Speaker 2: ain't gonna do nothing to this.
- 10:25Speaker 1: Nigga, said, I say that you got these news saying it.
- 10:27Speaker 1: I'm like, this screws look new, This screws look brand new.
- 10:31Speaker 1: He was, oh yeah, because you got it done like
- 10:32Speaker 1: six eight months ago. I said, Oh yeah, you're getting
- 10:35Speaker 1: shots done. How the fun y'all?
- 10:37Speaker 3: The first I think about it, I said, first of all,
- 10:40Speaker 3: here's your motherfucker scame. Okay, was honest the text, man,
- 10:45Speaker 3: I wasn't. No, no, no, no, no no. I appreciate
- 10:48Speaker 3: it because you know I appreciate you. Now I appreciate
- 10:51Speaker 3: the honesty. Hell yeah, you feel what I'm saying. I
- 10:53Speaker 3: appreciate honesty. Not gonna do, not discount honasty. But here's
- 10:56Speaker 3: the motherfucking scam. Okay, you're going there for your old
- 10:59Speaker 3: change and the like they're gonna look at you. The
- 11:01Speaker 3: motherfuckers be like, oh no, noah, this is wrong. Now,
- 11:03Speaker 3: this is wrong. Now, this is wrong. You know you
- 11:05Speaker 3: know you need wipe, you know you need wipe.
- 11:08Speaker 4: Well, I got the v I P package, so they
- 11:11Speaker 4: top off all the old fluids and ship for free.
- 11:13Speaker 4: But the AILL changes is free to like a service.
- 11:16Speaker 3: You know you need, you know you need you know
- 11:18Speaker 3: you need washing, you know you need wipe. A blade fluorid.
- 11:20Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, because I'll get my blade
- 11:22Speaker 3: because your wipe blades look a little dry, so.
- 11:26Speaker 2: I need wiper blaze. But I figured out I changed
- 11:29Speaker 2: my last truck. I went and bought my wipe blade
- 11:31Speaker 2: and got on YouTube and I changed to myself say,
- 11:35Speaker 2: matter of fact, I'm about to do I'm probably gonna
- 11:36Speaker 2: do with the mother if I go across town because
- 11:38Speaker 2: I notice when it was raining the other day that
- 11:40Speaker 2: they seem like, you know, when they start saying, like.
- 11:46Speaker 3: You two told me how to change my old LANDI yeah.
- 11:50Speaker 1: Now you could have been changing my all all this time. Yeah,
- 11:55Speaker 1: spending all this money, you know, like with that money.
- 11:58Speaker 3: You need you you know, you need them little things
- 12:00Speaker 3: for you to drop the little brick.
- 12:05Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad.
- 12:07Speaker 3: I'll get on there with a little based on my
- 12:09Speaker 3: chest and underscrew that bitch you feel.
- 12:11Speaker 1: I'm glad to know that, because, yeah, save me some money.
- 12:14Speaker 4: So I asked at text, I said, will you get
- 12:15Speaker 4: the recommendation They say based on the knowledge on your
- 12:19Speaker 4: car recommended And I was like, well, ayeah, no, I
- 12:26Speaker 4: don't want that. I can go to he was because
- 12:28Speaker 4: the last time I was there it was like, I
- 12:30Speaker 4: ain't he I'm talking through that.
- 12:31Speaker 1: I'm gonna talking through it. I'm gonna be his aim.
- 12:33Speaker 4: They was like, you need new tires, you need new breaks,
- 12:36Speaker 4: you need to do this new day. I said, no,
- 12:37Speaker 4: I get my tires from Costco.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Take that off Costco. Hell now you need him. I
- 12:46Speaker 1: got mine from Walmart. One time.
- 12:47Speaker 2: I write the competitor, give me the ten extra dollars
- 12:52Speaker 2: for tell you.
- 12:53Speaker 1: To get the because if you go somewhere and you
- 12:56Speaker 1: bust the time, you can.
- 13:00Speaker 3: You can take any label niggas you need no nigga
- 13:02Speaker 3: got good.
- 13:05Speaker 1: Wish your right next time because I'm gonnau. His cogh
- 13:07Speaker 1: school called the should said take that out.
- 13:13Speaker 3: You know that. You know they be trying to protect
- 13:14Speaker 3: brother protect its like Netflix.
- 13:18Speaker 1: Sean is called my membership. She ain't even got in
- 13:21Speaker 1: the car. Just I drive her car and they wait
- 13:22Speaker 1: for it. She's paying for ship. I ain't talking. I'm paying.
- 13:28Speaker 2: I'm gonna beat your ass when we get off this
- 13:30Speaker 2: scamble though, called me key little bit so so also
- 13:33Speaker 2: with your wife was I went to all those and
- 13:37Speaker 2: I got them rain next joints the eighty dollars on
- 13:40Speaker 2: the rain next joints.
- 13:41Speaker 1: I was like, that's the one I'm about to go. Yeah,
- 13:44Speaker 1: I want to do I got them replace that all
- 13:46Speaker 1: the zone. I did that like a month and a
- 13:48Speaker 1: half ago. Take that. I'm going to get them rain
- 13:50Speaker 1: next month.
- 13:50Speaker 2: Niggas dramat Yeah wamati, you know the autumn. So the
- 13:58Speaker 2: one must say have an auto section, like I think
- 14:01Speaker 2: the ones even that don't have the auto where you
- 14:03Speaker 2: can drive it.
- 14:03Speaker 1: And they still have a.
- 14:06Speaker 2: Way, you know when you go buy fishing ship and
- 14:10Speaker 2: they got a little auto section. I'm going there because
- 14:12Speaker 2: I gotta run a Walmart them anyway. I might go
- 14:15Speaker 2: to that iel.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Remember Walmot used to sell fish.
- 14:18Speaker 2: My grandmother put some spring leggings I got. I found
- 14:21Speaker 2: the two colors in the Walmart up the street, and
- 14:23Speaker 2: I gotta go.
- 14:24Speaker 1: Said, I'm gonna go to the other one and see
- 14:26Speaker 1: if i can find another colored tea.
- 14:28Speaker 4: So after four hours in the dealership yesterday, I went
- 14:32Speaker 4: down the trays uh New school and picked up his
- 14:35Speaker 4: shirt for college decision there.
- 14:36Speaker 2: Because I'm I'm a college mom. Yeah HBCU college by.
- 14:43Speaker 1: Go ain't eaters. He's such an anshole. I'm sorry, go Buffalo's.
- 14:50Speaker 1: He's so neither of those things. Tanglings, you're gonna stop camarans,
- 14:57Speaker 1: they boats.
- 14:58Speaker 2: He mad this ship because when we went to this
- 15:00Speaker 2: particular school, ship to say about Morgan and Brandon and
- 15:04Speaker 2: still so so he been.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Called them everything but what they kangaroos.
- 15:12Speaker 4: So after I left the university, I go all the
- 15:15Speaker 4: way into fucking DC during rush hour traffic to go
- 15:17Speaker 4: get a prescription.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Why is your prescription is still in DZ because that's
- 15:21Speaker 1: where I go to the doctor that you still go to. Yeah,
- 15:25Speaker 1: they had one in Maryland close. So that's a long time.
- 15:28Speaker 1: I mean from me, it's only that's true.
- 15:31Speaker 2: But usually should take me forty minutes to get to
- 15:33Speaker 2: your dad. Add another forty depends if it ain't no tree,
- 15:37Speaker 2: if I get to your house.
- 15:38Speaker 4: At both thirty, but with that appointment, but I go
- 15:43Speaker 4: there and like right, I usually go to our point
- 15:47Speaker 4: like elevens so I missed the rush all traffic and
- 15:49Speaker 4: in and out of the city before rushall would start.
- 15:51Speaker 4: But it just so happened this time that I was
- 15:54Speaker 4: going into the city at like four o'clock when russiall
- 15:57Speaker 4: will start. So it took me an hour to get
- 15:59Speaker 4: from his school. This huture school that he's gonna go
- 16:01Speaker 4: to in the fall into the city. I picked them
- 16:04Speaker 4: upbscription came back out and then I was like, all right, well,
- 16:06Speaker 4: it's fucking rush. I need to go to COSTCOO on
- 16:08Speaker 4: Walmart for Walgreens, but Wegmans.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Should you buy it out of the wall Green? Well,
- 16:15Speaker 1: my prescription at the the wal the w store that's
- 16:18Speaker 1: out grocery ship. So you know, I could be wise.
- 16:24Speaker 1: It needs to be more pacific. I was.
- 16:27Speaker 4: I got to write a vision out here. So I
- 16:34Speaker 4: went to good old what More Town Center in Glenarden.
- 16:39Speaker 1: Oh.
- 16:40Speaker 2: I one more stood up that you can't have a
- 16:46Speaker 2: gun in the cars. That's a little ghetto. But there
- 16:51Speaker 2: are some good Chinese foods. The Chinese food spot right there.
- 16:54Speaker 1: In the gun and smoke. It's the South South still
- 16:59Speaker 1: up there. I shot. I had to go in there South.
- 17:04Speaker 2: It's in the I had to go in the South
- 17:06Speaker 2: one day check because I needed my all like game on.
- 17:09Speaker 1: I said, wait a minute, I went down. I was scared.
- 17:13Speaker 1: I walked there like.
- 17:14Speaker 4: I went down to head to the Black Excellence, the
- 17:18Speaker 4: Black Excellent shot the center and with More Towns and
- 17:22Speaker 4: got went to Costco and went to went to weak
- 17:24Speaker 4: less because they're right next door to each other.
- 17:26Speaker 1: And then I went, I was smart, say she was
- 17:28Speaker 1: right there. Yeah.
- 17:29Speaker 4: So all in all, I was out for almost twelve
- 17:32Speaker 4: hours yesterday running errans.
- 17:34Speaker 1: But weekend is free aside from this.
- 17:36Speaker 2: That's how it was when we went on last weekend.
- 17:39Speaker 2: Remember we was out all day long. We had a
- 17:40Speaker 2: good thing, came down.
- 17:42Speaker 1: We finally got key out the house.
- 17:43Speaker 4: Forever Hurst host having a strum smile.
- 17:52Speaker 1: It's straight, you get I'm not with smilest what we
- 18:03Speaker 1: had to do a strip check? What's so fun?
- 18:08Speaker 5: He said?
- 18:09Speaker 1: What my straight, my smile, my smile straight. But I'm
- 18:20Speaker 1: not crazy. You just you didn't know that already. The
- 18:24Speaker 1: conversation friend, Jesus Christy, I don't know. No. Yesterday boy,
- 18:35Speaker 1: I saw something damn heathen. I saw some sheet stop
- 18:38Speaker 1: the day, boy, where you saying cheeks?
- 18:43Speaker 3: Okay, you're not you know, I wouldn't get when when
- 18:45Speaker 3: the weather break. These boys, these boys on the way,
- 18:48Speaker 3: they short shots and the daddy short It was online.
- 18:53Speaker 4: It was all I wanna say, is following the hormos,
- 18:56Speaker 4: especially on Blue Sky Baby, they be setting it out.
- 18:59Speaker 2: I still have nod the Blue Sky page. Outside of
- 19:01Speaker 2: the punkats.
- 19:03Speaker 1: Well you know, the streets do too, because because some
- 19:07Speaker 1: nice titties. I was like, I was, she got some
- 19:10Speaker 1: real pretty titties.
- 19:12Speaker 4: We pretty titties would be a nice thing for episode two.
- 19:15Speaker 1: But maybe you said the prim or you're pretty old
- 19:19Speaker 1: breast cancer away iness and some ship. That's how I
- 19:22Speaker 1: told nipple chack, that's octople check check your titties that
- 19:27Speaker 1: that had and the thing I said, damn okay, So
- 19:32Speaker 1: I got bread about the back of my neck dove
- 19:34Speaker 1: day and I ain't covered yet. So I had a
- 19:39Speaker 1: flash back that happened once I'm on like a bitch
- 19:41Speaker 1: in public.
- 19:45Speaker 2: He got me that's the one I called bluffing bluffings,
- 19:48Speaker 2: and that's exactly what he is. He said something to
- 19:51Speaker 2: me and he went was like all right, John, and
- 19:54Speaker 2: he went like this. I said, no, I ain't gonna say,
- 19:57Speaker 2: oh yeah, you like that, don't you?
- 19:58Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
- 19:59Speaker 2: Get the called five myself front of my Now, you
- 20:04Speaker 2: gotta stop playing, I said, nigga, my bag on the
- 20:06Speaker 2: make been like.
- 20:07Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Look, I'm you put you feel you feeling,
- 20:11Speaker 1: laid it down, Lead me down white. This is a
- 20:14Speaker 1: big niggle. Look my pussy started moving and you had one.
- 20:18Speaker 1: He nigga about six three four five. He's thick hair.
- 20:24Speaker 1: He gotta put your hair around my head, got these
- 20:25Speaker 1: big as his hands. I'm easy if you know what.
- 20:27Speaker 1: But and he got beard and tattoos, and he always
- 20:30Speaker 1: smell good.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Most niggas can't unlock the code, but I'm easy if
- 20:36Speaker 4: you know what button suppressed it?
- 20:37Speaker 1: Don't take left, right, left, right up there, all down
- 20:41Speaker 1: start a b star that happened? Get right here? Here's
- 20:50Speaker 1: my hands in What did my back say? You know
- 20:54Speaker 1: you gotta knock first you Okay, Well, since you're here, yeah,
- 21:01Speaker 1: might as well.
- 21:04Speaker 3: And niggas be talking about me not knowing what to say.
- 21:07Speaker 3: Oh my motherfucking mother.
- 21:09Speaker 2: You still don't have the Saturday. It's not my fault.
- 21:12Speaker 2: All I know that big ass man hands. We're like
- 21:16Speaker 2: this on the bak of my neck.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I said, take much.
- 21:22Speaker 2: Sorry, it's been over two years. Okay, if you touching
- 21:25Speaker 2: my pinky toe right now, something body as.
- 21:28Speaker 1: I feel sorry for the man you get a hold of.
- 21:30Speaker 1: First day you about that man? Remember that scene a
- 21:32Speaker 1: Scary movie with Cindy was sucking the dude that she
- 21:34Speaker 1: he came so hard that she was stuck up on
- 21:36Speaker 1: the ceiling.
- 21:37Speaker 3: That's gonna niggas, she's gonna be from. Don't be in menace.
- 21:41Speaker 3: You know, I have to get a you know.
- 21:43Speaker 1: The scene was the scene of Jamadi where the water
- 21:46Speaker 1: the wave came out the game and the house. It
- 21:50Speaker 1: was like a little listen, poor man, he's just cool.
- 21:58Speaker 1: He's gonna press charge. So you she was it was body.
- 22:02Speaker 1: If you could have seen her, it been taking it,
- 22:03Speaker 1: she said, shot as could be. She was leaped up
- 22:06Speaker 1: against the door, fraighting. It's gonna be bad. It's it
- 22:12Speaker 1: was a sex wing. It's against it.
- 22:17Speaker 3: Niggas wanna knock on showing the door and motherfucking you
- 22:20Speaker 3: see you see a couple of drips on drops of
- 22:21Speaker 3: water coming from the coming from the door, coming from
- 22:23Speaker 3: under the door. So you opened up that beach like
- 22:26Speaker 3: David and gral from Jermanic got hit but hit that door. Yeah,
- 22:29Speaker 3: remember what tripple post used to be like. That was
- 22:32Speaker 3: like that was like the thing I want. Everybody wanted
- 22:34Speaker 3: to triple pole in the bedroom and the room.
- 22:37Speaker 2: But some of the men get secured, right and we
- 22:39Speaker 2: got some very good content from the unsecured gonna flying
- 22:44Speaker 2: off the wall. You flung this way, the pole went
- 22:46Speaker 2: that way. You knew you should have got.
- 22:48Speaker 1: On there, poor that things wasn't in stole correctly. Why
- 22:51Speaker 1: don't you get your big ass up there, mother fucking pole? One?
- 22:57Speaker 3: Thats thirdy as you thought it was. Say you tried
- 23:00Speaker 3: and real quick. Now you gotta.
- 23:01Speaker 2: They said Spirit might be going out out of business.
- 23:06Speaker 1: Well I thought they were making billions from texting people.
- 23:09Speaker 1: Apparently not.
- 23:10Speaker 2: They said they can be going out of business essentially overnight,
- 23:13Speaker 2: leaving people who already paid for tickets stranded.
- 23:16Speaker 1: Cham damn give a date, delicious, you're ready to get
- 23:20Speaker 1: in the question of the week? You got some rest,
- 23:26Speaker 1: I in turn had.
- 23:29Speaker 2: Fuck, I got a question the whole update, nigga already,
- 23:35Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you the truth.
- 23:36Speaker 1: This just started off amazing, so it can't go nowhere
- 23:39Speaker 1: but up from him. Yeah, let's do thank you.
- 23:44Speaker 4: To do this one. Let's do this one. So welcome
- 23:48Speaker 4: to our question of the Week segment of the show
- 23:50Speaker 4: and one a question of the Week segment of the show.
- 23:52Speaker 1: I got to because the last three episodes I've literally
- 23:59Speaker 1: said I went to the question week.
- 24:05Speaker 3: He like him ship for his week for once, because
- 24:09Speaker 3: you ain't done the past three weeks and the nigga
- 24:11Speaker 3: ain't got a soundboard, even Lady nigga, we got a
- 24:14Speaker 3: sound board.
- 24:16Speaker 1: Hi, I'm a sound board. You're gonna sound effects.
- 24:33Speaker 5: Ms nigga. Take you about for that, Bro, that was awesome.
- 24:52Speaker 3: Ok So that's what we class room when we're supposed
- 25:00Speaker 3: to do them. And do you say question of the week?
- 25:04Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, because I feel like that's
- 25:06Speaker 3: where it's supposed to go.
- 25:12Speaker 4: The fuck anyway? Why is he liked it our question
- 25:18Speaker 4: of the week segment of the show.
- 25:20Speaker 1: I slammed it into well read. I took that fy
- 25:23Speaker 1: P page because where he's what I look? I can't
- 25:48Speaker 1: turn ship still my damn thunder oh ship okay, God
- 26:07Speaker 1: damn it? Why we like this?
- 26:12Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
- 26:14Speaker 1: You're lucky, bro, I swear to god, you're lucky to
- 26:17Speaker 1: find a ricor sheet. Okay. So I scowled into WES.
- 26:20Speaker 1: I was doing too much and saving our group chat,
- 26:24Speaker 1: pulled up and reading for the showing y'all, reading for
- 26:26Speaker 1: y'all on the.
- 26:27Speaker 6: Show, like the head head go ready put the show on, y'all. Yes, Oh,
- 26:34Speaker 6: it's just depressing, thought, I thought, young bro nigga.
- 26:40Speaker 2: I was thinking pretty Willy, like like, wait a minute, bro,
- 26:45Speaker 2: I have no idea who pretty Will he is?
- 26:47Speaker 1: And pretty Ricky brought him out on stage stuff there,
- 26:49Speaker 1: I said, who's pretty pretty Will? The nigga has sung
- 26:52Speaker 1: full walls and they young body. Damn. I thought that
- 26:57Speaker 1: was pretty Ricky. My bad.
- 26:59Speaker 2: I had the pretty poor right, I ask, even though
- 27:00Speaker 2: nobody and pretty rookie it is pretty.
- 27:04Speaker 1: I'm sorry AnyWho, here's a question.
- 27:18Speaker 3: This has probably been the funniest episode, like the funniest
- 27:20Speaker 3: thirty minutes of my life.
- 27:22Speaker 1: Y'all welcome, and they started the party. I didn't do nothing.
- 27:27Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you're
- 27:29Speaker 4: being roasted until four thoughts later.
- 27:34Speaker 1: This is my kind of track, you know, I'm Ron Nigga.
- 27:36Speaker 1: It's the remix Wait a minute, because we did some
- 27:38Speaker 1: a dis similarly. I don't remember what episode it was.
- 27:40Speaker 2: But.
- 27:43Speaker 1: They just was insult.
- 27:45Speaker 3: It was like, you know, situated and saw somebody and
- 27:49Speaker 3: we were like that.
- 27:50Speaker 1: Nigga, just mean the meaning the better who You're right?
- 27:55Speaker 1: I like mean insults because you mean, bitch.
- 28:05Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 28:08Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later. Intelligence seeks you, but
- 28:12Speaker 4: you appear to be a master at hide and seek.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that put on the T shirt. Brainy.
- 28:27Speaker 3: That's that's like a five five six.
- 28:30Speaker 1: It took out of me. I liked it.
- 28:35Speaker 4: Next one, I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't
- 28:38Speaker 4: realize you've been read roasted until four thoughts later.
- 28:43Speaker 1: I agree with you, but two wrongs don't make it.
- 28:45Speaker 3: Right, but rights make a life.
- 28:48Speaker 1: That is true. Damn. I like that, Rady, I like that.
- 28:53Speaker 1: That was funny. It was funny about an eight.
- 28:55Speaker 4: Ye Next one, I'm looking for insults intelligent you don't
- 29:00Speaker 4: realize you've been roasted until four thoughts later. I admire
- 29:04Speaker 4: your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.
- 29:13Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you that that's that's probably how that
- 29:16Speaker 3: that's probably how that statement is gonna go. You might
- 29:18Speaker 3: you might say that ship and you got you got
- 29:21Speaker 3: me looking like you got this nigga. This nigga over here,
- 29:24Speaker 3: trying not to trying not to laugh.
- 29:27Speaker 1: I'm a nice ja. He sarious show m rating. Yeah,
- 29:35Speaker 1: that was about it. That was about a seven eighth
- 29:38Speaker 1: Chap give them a seven.
- 29:40Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 29:43Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later. You've mastered the tone
- 29:47Speaker 4: of authority without the inconvenience of depth.
- 29:51Speaker 1: Damn, you're really gonna have to think about that. But
- 29:54Speaker 1: what you what that's supposed to mean?
- 29:58Speaker 3: Yeah, if you don't understand that they talking about you,
- 30:00Speaker 3: you proved that point righting. Essentially, that's a nigga like
- 30:06Speaker 3: I see, I don't know what you just said.
- 30:09Speaker 1: I said it.
- 30:10Speaker 3: I don't know what you just said. You just use
- 30:12Speaker 3: a lot of big words. So I'm gonna take it
- 30:13Speaker 3: this disrespect, so I'm about to fuck you up.
- 30:17Speaker 1: That goes on on listless. I can up. I can
- 30:20Speaker 1: only explain it to you. I can't understand it for you. Yeah,
- 30:25Speaker 1: that's funny. That was That's intellectually funny.
- 30:30Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 30:33Speaker 4: been roasting until four thoughts later. It's impossible to underestimate you.
- 30:38Speaker 1: Damn Damn, that was me. That was tab with the brownish.
- 30:44Speaker 1: But that's my business.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Like so like that.
- 30:47Speaker 1: It's just stupid.
- 30:51Speaker 2: I was just telling us talk about that to our
- 30:53Speaker 2: coworkers the other day. I said, maybe that's one of
- 30:55Speaker 2: my favorite reads in life. I said, I never want
- 30:58Speaker 2: to to get rid like that. Somebody went to.
- 31:00Speaker 1: Jesus on you. That's worse than cussing you out. She said, Lord,
- 31:04Speaker 1: the pain this woman must be. And she she went
- 31:08Speaker 1: to the Lord on you, ma'am. That's why you ain't
- 31:10Speaker 1: been right sick. Well, you ain't told a lie.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Jesus said, do not touch my annoying. You didn't listen.
- 31:18Speaker 2: You got to leave folks alone, baby ding.
- 31:22Speaker 1: That was funny. I like that.
- 31:26Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 31:29Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later. Between you and me,
- 31:35Speaker 4: one of us is smarter than you.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Damn. I like that.
- 31:42Speaker 3: I'm definitely gonna use that one.
- 31:44Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 31:45Speaker 3: I like that that that go up there, that go
- 31:47Speaker 3: on the list. I like that one rating between the
- 31:52Speaker 3: two of us smaller than you. One of these things
- 31:56Speaker 3: is not like the other. Would you like to guess
- 31:58Speaker 3: which one?
- 32:00Speaker 1: Give your wild guess? Take it time, issue, bitch with
- 32:05Speaker 1: your stupid ass.
- 32:06Speaker 3: Like, take your time, take it time, Let you take
- 32:08Speaker 3: it out.
- 32:09Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 32:12Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later, even as Shearing didn't
- 32:16Speaker 4: like the shape of you.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Oh, now that was diabolic. We got Tossle, that was diabolic.
- 32:26Speaker 1: We got.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Are you out here fast shaving bitch?
- 32:30Speaker 1: We got toss The shade was nigga. Ain't even about
- 32:33Speaker 1: the physical shape. Oh that's what makes it even more diabolical.
- 32:38Speaker 3: Then that's what's Mike, how to fuck somebody up at
- 32:41Speaker 3: the Smike Show. We're gonna fight you to who you're
- 32:44Speaker 3: talking to. We got right, because then what shape is
- 32:47Speaker 3: you talking about?
- 32:48Speaker 1: Bitch?
- 32:48Speaker 3: Because I listened, I've been eating all my actings, died
- 32:51Speaker 3: trying to taking my old of a regular feels.
- 32:55Speaker 1: Bitching my quarters gold levels and went down one of
- 32:59Speaker 1: my chins. It's gone. It's gonna be one name, well
- 33:03Speaker 1: one and a half. We wasn't gonna say no.
- 33:05Speaker 3: We didn't want to acknowledge it until your acknowledge it,
- 33:11Speaker 3: braiding it's okay.
- 33:16Speaker 1: One of them is, don't you make no face at me?
- 33:18Speaker 1: Bits I said, one of them say nothing. You ain't
- 33:21Speaker 1: had to. What she said is you're not gonna make
- 33:25Speaker 1: her feel about her, shady bitch like I can't see
- 33:32Speaker 1: him A mouth for you, shady bitch takes one and
- 33:38Speaker 1: no one right, and they was laid down for y'all.
- 33:43Speaker 1: Guy here, you got a little poofy run man, I'm.
- 33:47Speaker 4: Looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've been
- 33:50Speaker 4: roasted until four thoughts later.
- 33:53Speaker 1: I envy people who haven't met you.
- 33:56Speaker 3: Ship, Oh Ship, Wait a minute. First of all, we
- 34:05Speaker 3: are at an unfair advantage right now because you were talking.
- 34:09Speaker 3: You you're reading these lines or two of the two
- 34:11Speaker 3: of the most pettious people. You got a shady motherfucking
- 34:18Speaker 3: you got two petty bitches. It was a shady one,
- 34:22Speaker 3: you bitch. And I'm a petty as nigga, like your nigga,
- 34:29Speaker 3: your old palmry bro like I don't.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Palm tree that gets an oak, you know, high five up,
- 34:36Speaker 1: high five up top for bed.
- 34:37Speaker 3: Like man on point, like ship.
- 34:39Speaker 1: My catching straights.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Nigga. You that elm tree that killed, that killed the
- 34:44Speaker 3: little white boy, and my girl nigga that held that.
- 34:51Speaker 1: Not I killed Thomas got stung by bee.
- 34:59Speaker 3: Exactly what I nigga knew.
- 35:01Speaker 1: That tree I held to be high Yo. M hmm.
- 35:06Speaker 3: Wait a second, yo, that was an amazing That was
- 35:09Speaker 3: an amazing combination. Little connection you.
- 35:12Speaker 1: That you that tree that held the bee hive. You
- 35:14Speaker 1: part of the beehive. I am nigga. Yeah, you killed
- 35:20Speaker 1: Thomas j Yo, Poor Thomas James.
- 35:25Speaker 4: Class depressing this movie that ain't fucking Radio Flying. I
- 35:34Speaker 4: don't know why the fund I was up to watching
- 35:36Speaker 4: as a child what Radio Flyer?
- 35:38Speaker 1: Oh Nigga and old Yellow. I don't remember watching that movie.
- 35:42Speaker 1: So Lorraine Brocco Elijah would.
- 35:49Speaker 4: And it was so the mother. This was set I
- 35:53Speaker 4: think in like the sixties or seventies. They came out
- 35:55Speaker 4: in the early nineties. The mother remarried the guy, a
- 35:58Speaker 4: guy who was who was cool at first.
- 36:00Speaker 1: She it was the single mom with two young sons
- 36:03Speaker 1: and she met this guy. She married him.
- 36:07Speaker 4: He was nice at first, but she discovered during the
- 36:09Speaker 4: marriage he was like a raging alcoholic who was super
- 36:12Speaker 4: super abusive. But he would only beat on the youngest son.
- 36:15Speaker 4: He wouldn't the wife worked like two jobs and make
- 36:18Speaker 4: ends meet. I think the stepfather was between jobs or
- 36:20Speaker 4: didn't break and he was an alcoholic, so he would
- 36:23Speaker 4: beat He was beating the shit out of youngest son.
- 36:25Speaker 1: So the oldest son had this like I don't know
- 36:29Speaker 1: if it was like supposed to be like sort of
- 36:30Speaker 1: some sort of.
- 36:31Speaker 4: Trauma response where the plan was for them to like
- 36:34Speaker 4: run away and they had an old radio flyer wagon
- 36:37Speaker 4: that they were going to send sailing off of a
- 36:39Speaker 4: cliff or off of like like a ledge over like
- 36:41Speaker 4: a highway or something, and they would fly away so
- 36:44Speaker 4: he can go off and live adventures and live his
- 36:46Speaker 4: life without throat of his stepfather beating him.
- 36:48Speaker 1: But I think I read a synopsis when it ran
- 36:51Speaker 1: me like three or four months ago. I think the
- 36:54Speaker 1: correct me I'm wrong.
- 36:55Speaker 4: If you've seen Radio Fly because this Kik nineteen eighty one,
- 36:58Speaker 4: nineteen eighty two, the stepfather actually beat supposedly beat the
- 37:01Speaker 4: youngest son to death, and the I guess the movie
- 37:07Speaker 4: Radio Fire was the way of the eldest am making
- 37:09Speaker 4: peace with it because he was like he was getting
- 37:11Speaker 4: like postcars from his brother on his adventures all over
- 37:13Speaker 4: the world because he was he.
- 37:15Speaker 1: Wasn't there anymore.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Wow.
- 37:17Speaker 1: So yeah, it was it bombed. It was like it
- 37:19Speaker 1: was like a bomb. But I remember watching it. That
- 37:22Speaker 1: was like a movie that they called me when I
- 37:24Speaker 1: was like eight ninears when I was like, that's just
- 37:25Speaker 1: certain stuff I can't watch.
- 37:26Speaker 4: Yeah, it was if you couldn't handle that Katrina documentary
- 37:30Speaker 4: that was That was a depressed ass movie, like I
- 37:32Speaker 4: can't watch.
- 37:34Speaker 1: You could watch My Girl. I haven't seen it in
- 37:37Speaker 1: a long time, but I've seen it more than.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Where's His Glass?
- 37:43Speaker 1: That wash?
- 37:48Speaker 3: Yeah, when they tell you that, when they tell you
- 37:50Speaker 3: they did that little list of like the saddest moment,
- 37:52Speaker 3: like saddest movie, Woman's Versus.
- 37:54Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one the list with Hardball. I just watched
- 37:58Speaker 1: it again for the first time in years. What about
- 38:00Speaker 1: the Good Sign too, I haven't seen a good song
- 38:06Speaker 1: she went screaming down and then Cliff at the end
- 38:10Speaker 1: of the movie with him and lodge Wood. Yeah, I
- 38:16Speaker 1: haven't seen that movie. It was a little sister I
- 38:18Speaker 1: shoveling on with thin Ice. Yeah.
- 38:20Speaker 3: Speaking of he was he was about the Macaulay for
- 38:24Speaker 3: never having the work ever again in his life that
- 38:26Speaker 3: unless he unless he really wants to.
- 38:27Speaker 1: She was on Jeopardy Show was for hoping for updated
- 38:33Speaker 1: Uh nigga, y'all? How to go? How the interview go was?
- 38:40Speaker 1: It was good? Next one a penny is too much
- 38:44Speaker 1: for your thoughts? H That was disrespectful as fun. That
- 38:54Speaker 1: was diabolical. It was a bit nigga. That was the episode.
- 38:58Speaker 1: No second, nigga, they don't even make pennies no more.
- 39:02Speaker 1: I don't know. They gave me something at the Asian
- 39:03Speaker 1: stought up there. They must be making theirs in the bag.
- 39:09Speaker 1: This nigga said a penny, then they gave me change.
- 39:12Speaker 1: I was like, I thought they said pennies was out
- 39:13Speaker 1: of circulation. What else? What the days? They literally don't
- 39:21Speaker 1: make pennies. On more of this, they said they was
- 39:23Speaker 1: phasing pennies out. Agent Orange is in addition to trying
- 39:27Speaker 1: to get his face put on currents his face and
- 39:29Speaker 1: sisters and put on a currency. They they took pennies
- 39:33Speaker 1: out of circulation because reportedly they cost more. They cost
- 39:36Speaker 1: like four cents to make per unit, but they're only
- 39:38Speaker 1: worth one cent. Make it makes sense, right? I'm just
- 39:42Speaker 1: waiting on my Harry to have been twenty dollar bill.
- 39:48Speaker 1: I don't want no Orange money. We're gonna get it.
- 39:49Speaker 1: We're gonna get him on the twenty dollars bill. You
- 39:52Speaker 1: know who on money? Though? Did be next one?
- 40:03Speaker 4: It's not that I'm looking for insults. So intelligent you
- 40:06Speaker 4: don't realize you were roasting until four thoughts later. I
- 40:09Speaker 4: love how you make everyone else feel smart, ok.
- 40:17Speaker 1: That was a pity compliment. That was funny.
- 40:20Speaker 3: That's a bad handed that was accomplished, a ultimate that
- 40:27Speaker 3: that was that was pity, Like they just took pity
- 40:29Speaker 3: on you because you you were already like you know,
- 40:32Speaker 3: you've already probably wallow into your own.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Fuck up Cole like you stupid, no, no, Cold smarter
- 40:39Speaker 1: than that motherfucker that they talking about. Pause debate. Uh
- 40:46Speaker 1: Kim Parker, Kelli Bundy Junior cool whoa out well Wald Fall, Well,
- 41:01Speaker 1: what's the question, who's the dumbest and one out of
- 41:03Speaker 1: all of them?
- 41:03Speaker 3: Oh?
- 41:04Speaker 1: Cool Cold want that dumb?
- 41:07Speaker 4: Numb Junior was just absent minded. So he wasn't he
- 41:11Speaker 4: wasn't slow, He just he was just he was flighty
- 41:13Speaker 4: and absent. So the white girl Sky Bundy, Colly was
- 41:17Speaker 4: just the.
- 41:18Speaker 3: Airhead everybody else like Cold Cold showed he was.
- 41:23Speaker 1: Cally Bundy was. She was the damage I thought she
- 41:26Speaker 1: was because she knew he was what she got to
- 41:28Speaker 1: give what she wants. That's what she was. She was
- 41:32Speaker 1: is chicken enough to see tuna or chicken dumb. But
- 41:35Speaker 1: that's the well, that's what I'm saying.
- 41:39Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. If you if you're giving if
- 41:42Speaker 3: you gave, you gave a bunch of black people and
- 41:44Speaker 3: in the one white girl, we're gonna go the white girl.
- 41:48Speaker 3: Y'all dumb because Kim, Because Kim was actually smart. When
- 41:52Speaker 3: she applied herself, she she she probably only want to
- 41:54Speaker 3: graduate from Collge.
- 41:55Speaker 1: She she didn't. She didn't apply so often. But she didn't.
- 41:59Speaker 2: She shouldn't took her. It's the sant amount of colleges.
- 42:01Speaker 2: She should have went to the Fashion School of le Mert.
- 42:03Speaker 1: Like she just posted. Hey baby, she's a graduated at
- 42:07Speaker 1: the fashion school.
- 42:08Speaker 3: That's what she said.
- 42:09Speaker 1: She was going to the fashion school. I got murdered. Mhm.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Next one, I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't
- 42:20Speaker 1: realize you've been roasting until four thoughts later. You have
- 42:24Speaker 1: a unique way of speaking that makes people appreciate your silence.
- 42:31Speaker 1: That's the way you tell you shut the fuck up.
- 42:33Speaker 1: That's something that's going on the list to you. Got it,
- 42:39Speaker 1: unique way talking grading almost like about seven. Yeah, okay,
- 42:47Speaker 1: I get that. I gave you seven. I like that.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Next one, I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't
- 42:53Speaker 1: realize you've been roasting until four thoughts later. You light
- 42:56Speaker 1: in every room you walk out of.
- 43:03Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, mm hmm.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Do you know what.
- 43:16Speaker 3: My co teacher helped me understand that that that that
- 43:19Speaker 3: we have a coworker that's like that damn that you're
- 43:22Speaker 3: saying that that that that they go better when they're
- 43:25Speaker 3: not there. You remember that.
- 43:29Speaker 1: I'm looking for insults so intelligent. No, no, no.
- 43:32Speaker 3: It just made me think about the three six that
- 43:34Speaker 3: three six show one when DJ Paul had a little
- 43:36Speaker 3: girl friend he called sugar Foot.
- 43:39Speaker 1: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 43:42Speaker 1: been roasted until four thoughts later. You're the type of
- 43:46Speaker 1: pretty that makes people forget to ask deeper questions. What
- 43:52Speaker 1: the fuck?
- 43:53Speaker 3: He probably got some ass off of that.
- 43:56Speaker 1: What the fuck, nigga, that was a fucking insult.
- 43:58Speaker 3: I don't know, y'all, you know, just be throwing ass
- 44:00Speaker 3: for us.
- 44:02Speaker 1: The fact that you don't get it is it's wow.
- 44:06Speaker 3: That's the point, Oh, you dizzy bitch, that's the point.
- 44:16Speaker 1: Next fucking one, you bitch for insults so intelligent you
- 44:23Speaker 1: don't realize you've been roasted until four thoughts later.
- 44:27Speaker 3: But that's what I'm saying, she's gonna realize that ship
- 44:30Speaker 3: afterwards that he already got the cakes.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Like, yes, motherfucker, let me choke it.
- 44:37Speaker 3: It's one of them. Really, But she's like, wait, I
- 44:40Speaker 3: did mane yo yo min stroke but the coach you're pretty.
- 44:53Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you
- 44:55Speaker 4: weren't roasted until four thoughts later you say the obvious
- 44:59Speaker 4: with such a sin to discovery.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that's fucked up. I was keep the
- 45:11Speaker 1: old girl. She'd be stating this ship. We'd be like, really,
- 45:15Speaker 1: we know you just figured that out.
- 45:20Speaker 3: She always say that shi was straight conviction like yo,
- 45:22Speaker 3: like she just like like she just she just like
- 45:25Speaker 3: thought of like a Nobel Peace Prize worthy thought.
- 45:28Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not sure, yous t word. We know
- 45:32Speaker 1: we need it all so proud?
- 45:34Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, then be upset when we're not when ke
- 45:37Speaker 3: and not enthused. Girl, I've seen that before.
- 45:41Speaker 1: You know she's not enthused. Oh y'all go belove this
- 45:44Speaker 1: next one.
- 45:45Speaker 4: Then I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize
- 45:48Speaker 4: you were roaster so forth thoughts.
- 45:49Speaker 1: I'm not gonna take this bike. I gotta lie. I'm impressed.
- 45:56Speaker 1: I've got a lie said, I'm not going to lie.
- 46:09Speaker 1: I'm impressed. I've got a lie. You did your big one.
- 46:15Speaker 3: You did your big one, really, bitch, I'm impressed. And
- 46:20Speaker 3: you know what else, your mama bitch reading nigga. That's
- 46:25Speaker 3: that's like that was like, that's like a motherfucker buck
- 46:27Speaker 3: ass you you just stood that.
- 46:28Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, shipping me timbers, not ship?
- 46:36Speaker 1: What the fuck brand? I'm so scam of shicken in
- 46:40Speaker 1: my boots. Shipping me timbers will blow me down. That
- 46:48Speaker 1: sound like a good time.
- 46:54Speaker 4: Oh ship that daddy gonna do a dry right now,
- 46:58Speaker 4: I'm trying to beat the funk out expeditiously.
- 47:00Speaker 1: Front and back. Next.
- 47:02Speaker 4: What I'm looking for insults so intelligent you haven't realize
- 47:06Speaker 4: you've been roasted until four thoughts later.
- 47:08Speaker 1: Mm hmm you alright, Aaron? Mm hmmm. He's not. He
- 47:15Speaker 1: usually isn't.
- 47:17Speaker 3: I'm fucking sober, yo, What the fuck that?
- 47:26Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent? I'm looking for insults
- 47:32Speaker 4: so intelligent you don't realize you've been roasted until four
- 47:34Speaker 4: thoughts later.
- 47:36Speaker 1: As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?
- 47:43Speaker 3: Oh, you're gonna have to see me outside, yo, you
- 47:53Speaker 3: wanted to see me.
- 47:54Speaker 1: Someone who's lacking it? How do you feel about being
- 47:57Speaker 1: smart or smart people? You man? You know to your
- 48:02Speaker 1: fancy does intrigue you?
- 48:03Speaker 3: And that's like, that's like that nigga. That's like that
- 48:05Speaker 3: nigga saying saying Sean the group chat and he thought
- 48:08Speaker 3: he laid it down like well, you know that's how
- 48:09Speaker 3: I was like, how do you how do you feel? Like?
- 48:12Speaker 3: How do you feel?
- 48:13Speaker 1: Out of V? Eight? Should give me two up and
- 48:16Speaker 1: I take to be sixteen ship twenty four one ship.
- 48:21Speaker 1: I just need.
- 48:25Speaker 3: Like I did that ship just nigga eight, I just
- 48:28Speaker 3: take the V like I did, like I did.
- 48:30Speaker 1: That's just like you haven't been so bad made for
- 48:33Speaker 1: he was a virgin again. Yes, yeah, yes, thank you
- 48:37Speaker 1: for thank thank you for care that because it was time.
- 48:52Speaker 1: You know what, I have been distressed. That would be
- 48:55Speaker 1: a great yo. Drop that in the comments lady. It
- 49:01Speaker 1: was we need a laugh. It was as my manager said,
- 49:07Speaker 1: have you ever been fucked so bad?
- 49:12Speaker 3: Have you all got it?
- 49:13Speaker 1: And then you made you feel like a version again
- 49:16Speaker 1: terrible and I was anticipating and it was bad, Yo.
- 49:23Speaker 3: That be the that be there, that that's that'd be
- 49:25Speaker 3: the killer. And he was so fine like yo, the
- 49:29Speaker 3: anticipation and then it's like mother Buckers, Donna live up
- 49:31Speaker 3: to Nigga talking about he about to smoke your boots,
- 49:37Speaker 3: and it's like, you know how, you trying to light
- 49:43Speaker 3: the match and you think you got it and you
- 49:44Speaker 3: go and be like.
- 49:49Speaker 1: I'm saying, she was trying to like the match with
- 49:51Speaker 1: a damn match book. That's one keeps scraping the powder
- 49:56Speaker 1: off of it. It was bad ship. My feelings is
- 50:00Speaker 1: still hurt. That was over ten years ago. I'm still upset. Damn.
- 50:05Speaker 1: That was more than ten years ago.
- 50:07Speaker 3: That was a great question, Randon.
- 50:08Speaker 1: That hurt my feelings.
- 50:10Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 50:12Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later.
- 50:14Speaker 1: She said that she was able to suit to get
- 50:17Speaker 1: my pussy bag. You still got it? I mean he
- 50:22Speaker 1: got it, Well, yeah you can't.
- 50:26Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 50:29Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later. You have two brain
- 50:33Speaker 4: cells and they're fighting for third place.
- 50:37Speaker 1: God damn it. I don't like that one as much.
- 50:41Speaker 1: It was me.
- 50:42Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, but.
- 50:46Speaker 1: Compared to what we heard before that like that was okay.
- 50:50Speaker 4: Next one, I'm looking for insults so intelligent, you don't
- 50:53Speaker 4: realize you've been roasted until four thoughts later. You look,
- 50:58Speaker 4: your looks got you a lot farther than life think
- 51:00Speaker 4: they should have. Oh okay, all right, you were deemed
- 51:03Speaker 4: yourself with that one out.
- 51:05Speaker 3: That was that one.
- 51:06Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have to fight somebody like you like
- 51:10Speaker 1: it's it's mandatory. You have to know, but that that
- 51:13Speaker 1: is one mean ass reality check. You have to fight
- 51:16Speaker 1: after that, bas Bicho, she she was, she was crushed
- 51:19Speaker 1: out and find out she was. She was shaying Priple Shampa.
- 51:26Speaker 1: She was Ripple fan for you to drink Priple.
- 51:29Speaker 2: Next one, I imagine Ripple was that that generation's like, No,
- 51:37Speaker 2: I think it was Cisco.
- 51:39Speaker 1: Next one. I'm looking for.
- 51:43Speaker 4: You don't realize you've been roasting intil four thoughts later.
- 51:48Speaker 4: Let me know if my expectations can see your capabilities.
- 51:55Speaker 1: That's fighting words. You gotta fight, damn. That's what.
- 52:03Speaker 3: You got too. That's what Seanna just said. What I
- 52:05Speaker 3: was saying it when Brandon asked his question her expect
- 52:09Speaker 3: her expectations exceeded his capabilities.
- 52:12Speaker 1: Yep mm hmm. They were bad.
- 52:18Speaker 3: That's diabolical, brother, It were bad. That's like, Yo, look,
- 52:22Speaker 3: you're giving it this caming out. Like, listen, I expect
- 52:25Speaker 3: to be put through the mattress now if you can
- 52:28Speaker 3: or can I If you cannot do that, let me
- 52:30Speaker 3: know now. So it's saved us the trouble. Yep, So
- 52:32Speaker 3: I go home, save me the override, bitch.
- 52:36Speaker 2: I think that's why it is due keep bluffing on
- 52:38Speaker 2: me because he can't put me through the mattress.
- 52:42Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
- 52:43Speaker 3: That ain't why. That might not be why he bluffing all,
- 52:45Speaker 3: you know, because he knows, he knows what he probably
- 52:48Speaker 3: know what he got.
- 52:49Speaker 1: Well, he said what I'm saying. He said he don't
- 52:51Speaker 1: want um.
- 52:54Speaker 2: Because we just talked about the bitch. You friendship, you're
- 52:57Speaker 2: gonna go loose. I told you think I'm gonna come
- 53:01Speaker 2: ahead and crazy on you or something. NI, Yeah, my
- 53:04Speaker 2: own ass man, don't.
- 53:06Speaker 1: You're a grown ass man. Man. They explained so much.
- 53:14Speaker 1: You walked by day to that Yo.
- 53:18Speaker 3: I told you like I told you her a couple
- 53:20Speaker 3: of episodes ago when she got I'm like, you gotta
- 53:22Speaker 3: go all the way down and pull it out.
- 53:24Speaker 1: We need some time.
- 53:25Speaker 3: Listen.
- 53:25Speaker 1: I thought there was a roast beef. I ain't never
- 53:29Speaker 1: made a complaint butt you nobody. This has been the episode.
- 53:37Speaker 1: This has been the episode of mine it not. That's thecast.
- 53:43Speaker 1: I ain't got no beef curtains. Overlay thing is spoken
- 53:48Speaker 1: that when the next one ship, next one, I'm looking
- 53:50Speaker 1: for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've been roasted
- 53:53Speaker 1: until four thoughts laid in to think. If you're a
- 54:00Speaker 1: I had a little more self esteem, we wouldn't even
- 54:02Speaker 1: be talking. We gotta fighting. Why why my mama? And
- 54:07Speaker 1: no niggas? She talking about your daddy? What why? And
- 54:12Speaker 1: why you gotta bring my.
- 54:13Speaker 3: Daddy into his hand? He had nothing to do this ship.
- 54:17Speaker 3: So now you're trying. You're trying to say my dad,
- 54:18Speaker 3: my daddy, know what you're.
- 54:19Speaker 1: Talking about both of them. You're saying your daddy ain't
- 54:21Speaker 1: ship and your mama ain't. No, your mama always doing charity.
- 54:25Speaker 1: Your mother did charity work. That's what she's saying. Mm hmm.
- 54:29Speaker 1: She's saying, your mama did charity work, and.
- 54:32Speaker 2: Now I followed back. But my mama got plenty of
- 54:36Speaker 2: self esteem. That's why I'm not a side baby.
- 54:41Speaker 1: That's what That's a nice ass comeback or the perfect
- 54:44Speaker 1: the perfect comeback. Would be I know who my daddy is.
- 54:48Speaker 1: Do you no? Next one, neither do your mama.
- 54:57Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you
- 54:59Speaker 4: were roasted until four thoughts later.
- 55:02Speaker 1: I wish all that common sense. You seem so happy. Yeah,
- 55:07Speaker 1: that's about a five. That's about five. That made funny.
- 55:13Speaker 1: That was funny, Okay, next one.
- 55:16Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 55:19Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later.
- 55:21Speaker 1: Do you want me to speak slower? I can even
- 55:23Speaker 1: write it down for you in capitol letters. Damn cook
- 55:29Speaker 1: googe mother.
- 55:30Speaker 3: Don't worry about how fast I tall. You just listening slow.
- 55:33Speaker 2: The people who say that stuff like the pipes that
- 55:39Speaker 2: man jump on you like that girl their ice spice
- 55:40Speaker 2: at McDonald's the other day.
- 55:45Speaker 1: Rating, I hope you can fight. That's rating.
- 55:52Speaker 3: I watched it.
- 55:52Speaker 1: Where was the whole girl? Like this bitch was still
- 55:54Speaker 1: eating when she got she sure will.
- 55:57Speaker 2: She's still sitting there like bitch McDonalds nasty. When they cool,
- 56:01Speaker 2: I jump in if necessary.
- 56:02Speaker 1: This one on one, that's about a seven.
- 56:05Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 56:08Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later, you bout as sharp
- 56:12Speaker 4: as a marble.
- 56:14Speaker 1: Ah.
- 56:15Speaker 3: That's a call back to the last episode. That episode
- 56:17Speaker 3: when we did this ship funck with it, fuck with
- 56:20Speaker 3: it with it, saying all around, all round.
- 56:24Speaker 1: The edges like a hen line. Bitch. M hmmm, I
- 56:33Speaker 1: tried to keep it straight.
- 56:37Speaker 3: That was so bad, bitch.
- 56:41Speaker 1: That was so bad braiding.
- 56:44Speaker 3: That's still diabolical.
- 56:47Speaker 1: Still.
- 56:48Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent you don't realize you've
- 56:51Speaker 4: been roasted until four thoughts later.
- 56:53Speaker 1: If you had a thought it a dive of loneliness.
- 56:57Speaker 3: God damn, an old person said that ship. Yeah, the
- 57:05Speaker 3: old person said that ship. I sound like some ship
- 57:07Speaker 3: that grandma would say.
- 57:08Speaker 1: And I had to tell.
- 57:09Speaker 3: Beatrice, listen, bitch, she telling her now, she's telling you,
- 57:13Speaker 3: don't mess with don't don't you mess with that girl.
- 57:15Speaker 3: She had a thought to be lonely, leave that little
- 57:19Speaker 3: that little girl alone where she at mm ain't it
- 57:24Speaker 3: too much for her? Thoughts next one. I'm looking for
- 57:30Speaker 3: insults so intelligent you don't realize you've been roasted until
- 57:32Speaker 3: four thoughts later. Your mother was a run a lot
- 57:36Speaker 3: of microwaves, but she was tricking with you.
- 57:38Speaker 1: Huh, ship she called you. She called you slow special needs,
- 57:48Speaker 1: special needs special ad she said, held hands the cafeteria.
- 57:59Speaker 3: She called you one of her little special for a
- 58:01Speaker 3: little special friend.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Next one, I'm looking for any soul, so you don't
- 58:07Speaker 1: realize you've been roasting. Four thoughts later, food for thought.
- 58:11Speaker 1: You seem to be starving. H They go up there
- 58:16Speaker 1: with that, go up there with the web. If you
- 58:17Speaker 1: don't have one thought, they died loneliness. That's in the
- 58:20Speaker 1: same category.
- 58:21Speaker 3: And the penny is too is too much for your thoughts?
- 58:24Speaker 3: God damn mm hmmm, just like in the top five
- 58:28Speaker 3: of Dio die bollicy Lord, and I'm.
- 58:33Speaker 1: Looking for It's so intelligent you don't realize you've been
- 58:36Speaker 1: roasted until four thoughts later. It's so frugal of you,
- 58:39Speaker 1: saving all your good ideas for later. See God damn it.
- 58:48Speaker 3: I like the I like the fact that we under
- 58:50Speaker 3: we understand exactly what these people are saying, Lord, and
- 58:55Speaker 3: then we know, and then you know that we would
- 58:56Speaker 3: have a conversation with somebody that don't understand and what
- 59:00Speaker 3: the fuck is going on and they be like, well,
- 59:04Speaker 3: what's so fun? I don't get it, because bitch, we're
- 59:06Speaker 3: talking about you.
- 59:10Speaker 1: I don't get it. I'm looking for insults so intelligent
- 59:14Speaker 1: you don't realize you've been roastitting so four thoughts later,
- 59:17Speaker 1: it's impressive how you turn simple thoughts into long journeys.
- 59:24Speaker 3: And I can say a little bit, I hope these
- 59:27Speaker 3: people can fight. No, but see here's no, here's the
- 59:31Speaker 3: fucked up thing. We can say the ship. They can
- 59:34Speaker 3: say it, and then the person that they're talking to
- 59:37Speaker 3: will never get it. But somebody like us will be like,
- 59:44Speaker 3: well so we yeah, we might swing because who the
- 59:47Speaker 3: fuck are you talking to? But then we all got
- 59:49Speaker 3: that one friend, it's like, what.
- 59:50Speaker 1: Do you say? What do you say? You dumb ass?
- 59:57Speaker 1: Last one. I'm looking for insults so until legend that
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: you don't realize you've been roasted until four thoughts later.
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: Your intelligence, it's like a secret that could never be found.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: Oh, I want to read your mind. This is the
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: actual last one, nor deep secret.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: I'm looking for insults so intelligent that you don't realize
- 1:00:22Speaker 4: you've been read until four hours later.
- 1:00:25Speaker 3: Very random said, secret Garden, you're human so funny.
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: That is not I ain't like that one. Okay, I
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: take that one out, and that Sometimes they don't hear,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: we're just like it's like mm hmm. I love the
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: picture of the boy.
- 1:00:47Speaker 2: I did take that one, didn't I know how to
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: recreate this year? Okayently, I was supposed.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: To give y'all an update about an event that I attended. Yes,
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it. I can go. How was the beard? Says?
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: Now, when we say beers, was it?
- 1:01:17Speaker 1: That? Was it?
- 1:01:18Speaker 3: Niggas?
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: There were like patchy as beers like yes, next question.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: It was a fish sat No shit was it? The
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: event was called Must Love Beers. We were lowered there
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: on the guys that there were go to be beards
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: set beards were few and far between.
- 1:01:42Speaker 3: I believe it.
- 1:01:43Speaker 2: It was way more women than men. And mind you,
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: men got in for free. All they do was already
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: to be big. It was it way more women than men,
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Like I said, it was at least ten to one men.
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: Wise they released uh. But prior to the event, they
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: put out stats based on the people that RSVP.
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: I don't know why people do this, but.
- 1:02:18Speaker 2: These the rs vps were stating the heights and ages
- 1:02:24Speaker 2: of a lot of these men.
- 1:02:26Speaker 1: I didn't see none of those.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: I was looking for the forty eight percent that was
- 1:02:31Speaker 2: out of one hundred and something almost two hundred d
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: RSVP that was supposed.
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: To be over six feet, I saw about three. What else?
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: The bids were few and far between. It was a
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: nice event. The DJ was great.
- 1:02:49Speaker 2: It was a female DJ, even like DJ Kid something
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: I don't know. She was really good though. She knew
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: how to mix like she she knew how to do
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: old school and house music and club music and R
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: and B. She she did get like she did rat
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: you know she did. She did what she was supposed
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: to like her. Let's see, the bartenders were naked for
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: the most part. There was one ball tender and they
- 1:03:22Speaker 2: had I asked on her cook allhead Mercy Ball.
- 1:03:26Speaker 3: Heard she had.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: As she had two asses.
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: She had enough ask to give us some away and
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: still had one good lord. And they ran crop tops
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: and like.
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: It was essentially throngs. They not booty shorts. They though
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: it was only one in their that had like booty
- 1:03:44Speaker 2: shorts on the rest of.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: My head on like them little and never word. She
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: was the one that couldn't really fit. She couldn't. I
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: got that thing. She put that thing on and her
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: ass swallowed it whole. It was gone. M So that
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: was interesting. Never understood that why they need the ball
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: atenders to be naked.
- 1:04:07Speaker 3: But I digress, because you see, you see them, you
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: see that woman at the more money makes sense to get.
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: We had two ball attenders working.
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: One of the other girls will come jumping every now
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: and again, but she was mostly working in the VIP
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: section well, which was only separated from us by like
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: steps one, two, three, and neighbors right behind us.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: That's what it was.
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: I'm like, y'all got these people paying the sitting there section,
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: I'm gonna sit in the free section that's right in
- 1:04:42Speaker 2: front of them while I literally could turn around and
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: reach out to somebody's hand.
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: That's like exactly. That's how it was, making a better place,
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: if you can again, the music was good. The food
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: wasn't bad.
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: I mean, I take that back. This one guy I
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: did end up coming to sit with us, him and
- 1:05:01Speaker 2: his friends. They was from Jersey. He was determined to
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: get us to say to you because you say it
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: wasn't to you, Well, you heard what I said, No
- 1:05:10Speaker 2: I didn't, which define you heard what I said?
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: What was the word? And I asked him why he
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: wanted to hear that particular word. He was like, I
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: just always wanted his knife from Baltimore. Say that it
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: was the word I said.
- 1:05:21Speaker 2: I couldn't he lucky, y'all couldn't think of no damn
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: Jersey vernacular. I couldn't think Jersey club.
- 1:05:27Speaker 1: Oh that's Baltimore club. Is a shady He told no lies?
- 1:05:35Speaker 1: Am I shady? He told no lies. They tried to
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: claim it. It ain't chose. Let's see.
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: So he came and sat with us, and she never
- 1:05:42Speaker 2: was like he thought I was over there by myself.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: He thought you didn't exist. I kept telling him I
- 1:05:46Speaker 2: was here with my cousin, and I was because I
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: was at the bar that long. I'm waiting for our
- 1:05:50Speaker 2: damn food.
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: So dann he she.
- 1:05:57Speaker 2: It shouldn't be funny, but it was funny because of
- 1:05:59Speaker 2: the way she said it. And she was like, he
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: asked me what I was doing it, and I told him, oh,
- 1:06:03Speaker 2: I just came to be a wing woman for my cousin, and.
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: He was like no.
- 1:06:08Speaker 2: He was like, he was like, that's only reason you can't.
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, because my husband died, and she
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: said he kind of stopped and was like like he
- 1:06:15Speaker 2: didn't know what to say.
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: What could you say? I'm sorry to hear that, Like
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: that's all you really can't say. But she's like he
- 1:06:24Speaker 1: was store caught off. God, I said, well, I wish
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: I could have witnessed that. He over there flirt.
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: He was over there flirting, And she was like, no,
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: I'm not even for none of that, you know, with
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: my cousin. Cousin, yeah, with me, that's what she was
- 1:06:38Speaker 2: trying to explain him, like, no, I'm just here woman
- 1:06:40Speaker 2: with my cousin.
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: So she'll hear pre screening niggas before they talked to
- 1:06:44Speaker 1: doing ship.
- 1:06:46Speaker 2: So then of course the music is like I say
- 1:06:49Speaker 2: it again, the music was good or whatever. And you know,
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: anybody know, y'all know how I feel about Luther. And
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: they put that never too Much beat drop boy. And
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: I was in the seat doing a little swirl when
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: you're want to get up ladies, but you want to
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: still do your little and I was hitting one of
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: these is this I don't know what that's called.
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: That's called a.
- 1:07:10Speaker 2: And this big if big, real big guy was out
- 1:07:13Speaker 2: on the floor. He was getting his life up. He
- 1:07:15Speaker 2: was having a good old time. He had a drink
- 1:07:16Speaker 2: in his hand. He was two stuff and his ship.
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: He said come on, get up here and put that little,
- 1:07:21Speaker 1: that little husky hand out for me to go.
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: I was like, okay, whatever, So I got up and
- 1:07:32Speaker 2: dates what he put the little husky hand out.
- 1:07:34Speaker 1: It was a big hand, Brandon. You know what they
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: say about man's was big hands. I debunked that.
- 1:07:42Speaker 3: Already handy, big hands, big.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: And everything.
- 1:07:51Speaker 2: Everything was big until he dropped the drink. Because all
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: I'm saying anyway back sending party.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: And he pulled me out. There was the big guy.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: He was very nice and he pulled me out on
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: the floor and we dan did us a little two
- 1:08:04Speaker 2: stuff and he tored me around a couple of times, and.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: I got hot. I had to sat down. I'm adding
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: to the title updated was headed keeping with husky hands.
- 1:08:21Speaker 3: He was out there showing. He showed her a good time.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: But then she was nice. But no, he was nice.
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: I'm past my titty rubbing steak. You don't do that, No,
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: you don't care.
- 1:08:39Speaker 2: Somebody I've been look, I've been around since since since
- 1:08:44Speaker 2: before you had those.
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: I had to they was just smaller. You're right, yeah,
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: thank you. Though I did lose some butties.
- 1:08:59Speaker 2: Titties, and we can't both be fat. I'm sorry that
- 1:09:03Speaker 2: sounds bad. We can't both be fair, baby, you got
- 1:09:10Speaker 2: to hang me off the side of the damn ben.
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: We can't do it. We can't both be fat. It's
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: not gonna work out for him.
- 1:09:19Speaker 3: We can't.
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: It's not it's not gonna work.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: He was. He was a nice guy though, And I
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: wouldn't sit back down.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: It's just sweats and sweat and swimt No, baby, I'm breathing.
- 1:09:47Speaker 3: That.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can't do it. Nigga have it hard
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: to take that? Nigga? Ye, I like my men thick,
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: but he not that thick. But he it was nice.
- 1:10:04Speaker 3: Leg didn't plenty.
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: You know, you don't act like you ain't never seen
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: the big person with the with the his hands was
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: like he was needy. Ship what ship? He was nice?
- 1:10:19Speaker 3: Oh man, that was number he was nice. No, no, no,
- 1:10:29Speaker 3: he was nice enough to take her to the wild house.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: Here.
- 1:10:34Speaker 3: You know. But you know what's funny as fun because
- 1:10:37Speaker 3: then then it'd be like if it was like if
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: it was if it was a speed dating situation it
- 1:10:41Speaker 3: had been, it'd probably been more men than women.
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: I just expected more men because you know, the men
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: were free to get in.
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm gonna tell you the truth.
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: Everything was expecting the damn dream. We paid twenty dollars
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: for damn margretas like it was.
- 1:10:57Speaker 3: How big it was, marta mm.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: Hmm, somewhere around this, maybe a little smaller than this.
- 1:11:02Speaker 3: Oh fuck up dollars for margarita. So me and my
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: friend Chassy Jass what up though, we went to I
- 1:11:11Speaker 3: was out last.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: Weekend.
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: Yeah, last weekend with y'all on Saturday, and then I
- 1:11:18Speaker 4: went out again on Sunday because who the fuck am
- 1:11:20Speaker 4: I turning into It's it's nice. I wanted to be
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: outside for once. Usually I don't need my house. But
- 1:11:24Speaker 4: I went to this little vinyl thing, this vinyl thing
- 1:11:27Speaker 4: in DC, and I was in the city.
- 1:11:29Speaker 3: You know.
- 1:11:30Speaker 1: I thought it was like a vinyl swap, and like,
- 1:11:32Speaker 1: you know, they had like crates and stuff they hed
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: it was it was the people weren'tnice.
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: It was literally like three crates and I was like,
- 1:11:37Speaker 4: oh okay. So I called Jazz. We met up for
- 1:11:42Speaker 4: drinks at Thirst and I had a double Jamison ginger.
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: He had a margarita. The drinks were about sixty dollars
- 1:11:54Speaker 4: with taxi tap.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: I said, I'm sorry, what that's crazy, huh.
- 1:12:01Speaker 3: A double jamis in ginger Real and Chance had a
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: margarita margaritas.
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: It was like fifty four dollars a foot.
- 1:12:09Speaker 3: Chip marngaritas usually like between like twelve, and.
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: That's what we had. We had more and we had
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: had margarita's and they worked twenty dollars.
- 1:12:21Speaker 3: I can understand, probably like twelve and like maybe fourteen
- 1:12:24Speaker 3: at the most.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: Bitch did we order around the dress for a table
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: of people for about seventy dollars?
- 1:12:31Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like, y'all niggas be out
- 1:12:35Speaker 3: here highway rivalry, bro, Like I could have made I
- 1:12:38Speaker 3: could make my own less.
- 1:12:39Speaker 4: That was my first time in Thirst. Okay since Pride
- 1:12:42Speaker 4: Weekend last year. Okay, it was power.
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: Yeah, I loved I love Thirst, but you know I
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: have it.
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: It was actually pretty empty and then we got It
- 1:12:51Speaker 4: was like four o'clock on the Sunday, and I figured
- 1:12:52Speaker 4: it was a nice day people would be out, but maybe.
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: They got there. Why we got there?
- 1:12:57Speaker 4: Oh no, we got there early because when I saw that,
- 1:12:59Speaker 4: I followed him first social media accounts and they posted
- 1:13:02Speaker 4: the video inside the venue like nine pm, and then
- 1:13:04Speaker 4: the whole upstairs.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: The Patty rooftop was crowded, so we probably got that
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: a little too early. But I was like, you want
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: to get some food from Union.
- 1:13:12Speaker 3: Market because thirty you know that's probably happy hour?
- 1:13:17Speaker 1: You know, happy hour in d C is like it's
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: over at like six p m. I'm sorry you had
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: to pay almost sixty dollars for two drinks.
- 1:13:26Speaker 4: He bought the second round and a firm my words.
- 1:13:29Speaker 4: I said, I ain't had a lot of alcohol recently.
- 1:13:33Speaker 4: She said, said, yeah, I'm fine. I just I just
- 1:13:36Speaker 4: had two drinks. Actually said that was ad.
- 1:13:39Speaker 3: For But you know we're saying it lad, No, that's ahead,
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: but a little bit.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: I'll be alright, No, it's fine. You know, once I
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: I felt great? What were done for question a week?
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: Since we did question a week? Did stroke check.
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: His smiless straight? But I'm not mm hmm all right, y'all,
- 1:14:03Speaker 2: let's see what I got for all this?
- 1:14:06Speaker 1: What kind of foolishness and frankackle boo ship that's that's
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: a T shirt.
- 1:14:13Speaker 3: My smile might be straight, but I'm not.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna get him that. I'm gonna get you
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: that shirt made sure my smilest street.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: But I'm not that you know, you're not not even pride,
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: all right, I'm not one of them homos my bad.
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: I mean I.
- 1:14:36Speaker 3: Know about I guess I was just trying. I was
- 1:14:38Speaker 3: trying to get you like they I don't do that.
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: What. Yeah, I ain't gonna hold you. I hate that.
- 1:14:45Speaker 3: I don't like it. It's all right, it's like that
- 1:14:48Speaker 3: goes I mean, that goes up there, that goes in
- 1:14:49Speaker 3: there with the girl saying something my deck like, I
- 1:14:51Speaker 3: don't like it.
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- 1:16:13Speaker 3: I did good today, he did. We'll tag.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: Can't promise that for next week, though, I understand I
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: might drink. I might have a little liquor.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Okay, this is a follow up.
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: I believe I read this on a previous episode or again,
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: I don't remember what episode it was. So I'm gonna
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: do like I always did, and I'm just gonna read
- 1:16:33Speaker 2: the ship again and then I'm gonna read.
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: You all the update. Okay, all right.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: This man I'm crazy about is a broke ass ghost hunter.
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: We met at a Halloween mansion party, and I thought
- 1:16:49Speaker 2: he was hunting ghosts as part of the Haunted House bag.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: But no.
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: He has gadgets, cameras, lights, and lasers in his work.
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: Then he works at a gas station and spends his
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: check on his ghost band and tools. He's weird.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: I like him.
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: He has the cutest afro a go t and I
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: buy his fooled necessity so he can chase his ghosts.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: One night, I asked him where he thought about us
- 1:17:18Speaker 2: getting serious him your ex passed or I see his
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: essence around you? I asked for details. He told me
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: about an ex who had passed away during COVID. He
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: told me his pet name for me, and that we
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: were on bad terms when he crossed over. You still
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: owe him money. He still thinks he can get it
- 1:17:37Speaker 2: from you, so he hates you. He's still hanging around
- 1:17:40Speaker 2: you for revenge. I stole money from my dead ex's
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: wallet after he passed away, and I also took his
- 1:17:47Speaker 2: weed from his safe. No one knows that but me.
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: I fear hanging out with my little ghostbuster. Now what
- 1:17:54Speaker 2: if he tries to help my dead ex get revenge
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: and I overreacted? He yo, if you can I toeld
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: from me reading this. This is from Bradon's favorite three
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: six Brown Chicks. We got to say that at him
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: time that you can see for his reaction update. My
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: ex showed me this post. I think this is about
- 1:18:14Speaker 2: me that this is from the perspective of the ghost hunter. Y'all,
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: I think this is about me because there's not a
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: lot of brothers in this paranormal space. First of all,
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: I'm not a ghost hunter. I'm a paranormal investigator. That's
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: a big difference. Oh, I'm a professional people hiring me
- 1:18:34Speaker 2: to investigate their hunted locations. Secondly, the woman who wrote
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: you is not my girlfriend. She was supposed to be
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: the best friend of my ex. I've told her not
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: to buy me anything, but she insists. I've told her
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: I'm not interested. I wouldn't play around with her because
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: I know the badcomic can follow me into the afterlife.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: The most important thing to know is that her boyfriend
- 1:18:58Speaker 2: didn't pass from COVID. He's incarcerated and she ribbed his
- 1:19:03Speaker 2: safe while he's been inside, and she better pay him
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: back talking about your side of the same story. So
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: she got on Beyonce his Internet using Blue Ibby's WiFi,
- 1:19:19Speaker 2: and she spun this whole story about just then knowing
- 1:19:28Speaker 2: all of this stuff. But her ex was dead and
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: he said, though he's not that nigga, just in jail
- 1:19:33Speaker 2: and he coming back for you.
- 1:19:34Speaker 4: Ass So how did the paranormal investigator figure out that
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: the boyfriend was in jail because.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: He's the boyfriend's best friend. That's what she said. I'm sorry,
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: I take that back.
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: The girl is supposed to be his ex's best friend,
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: so that's how he knows information. Apparently his ex told
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: him all of this when she said, don't nobody know
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: I stole money out his safe and I stole his
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: weed and all of that. Yeah, somebody knows. Your ex
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: best friend apparently knows, and she is telling her ex.
- 1:20:16Speaker 2: And that's why he said what he said to you,
- 1:20:18Speaker 2: hoping to scare you enough to do right. Well, ms
- 1:20:23Speaker 2: mayn ghosting what you need to worry about, Yo.
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: You got a ghost to worry about. His name is
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: James Saint Patrick. He's coming for you. He said, this
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: is a big rich town. I just came from the
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: poor's part. I'm getty, bright light city. I gotta make it.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: This is wis go down whole power.
- 1:20:57Speaker 3: So we believe in this thing called a karma. And
- 1:21:03Speaker 3: like you just said, you don't want no bad jewsry
- 1:21:06Speaker 3: on you.
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: You fitting to get it.
- 1:21:08Speaker 3: But why y'all be playing with people that be in
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: jail like niggas don't hear ship and see shit, and
- 1:21:16Speaker 3: they don't got people on the outside watching and keeping tabs.
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: He said, you just took his money and then stole
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: weed out his safest stole not the reefers, the reefs
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: h and I get it.
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: We won't when when we were doing shit, Yo, won't
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: be thinking about the consequences sometimes at them of our actions,
- 1:21:40Speaker 3: because we'd be like, Yo, shit ain't gonna catch up.
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: Wit it?
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: Why you fucking why are you fucking around with somebody
- 1:21:48Speaker 3: getting like Yo, you really think that nigga probably ain't
- 1:21:50Speaker 3: never gonna get out. You don't even like shit happened.
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: You know, shit happens every day, man. You know people
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: get released off of like good behavior. They they they
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: you know, parole reviews and ship.
- 1:22:03Speaker 1: You know that nigga come up for you and he
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: coming with blood.
- 1:22:06Speaker 3: He come up with blood, My nigga, stop playing yep.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: Moving on another post with an update. Dead dizzy bitch
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: watching Bess you fit.
- 1:22:20Speaker 3: You better sleep with one eye opening the bullet proof
- 1:22:23Speaker 3: best bitches, I'm coming is a big rich town indeed,
- 1:22:29Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, probably tim me at your ass.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: Boy.
- 1:22:33Speaker 3: You know Tommy don't Tommy, don't Tommy kill niggas for.
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: Less that cinnamon road sounds delicious.
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: Seven Brough coffee. We are trying to go after we
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: finished before.
- 1:22:46Speaker 3: Move along, I've got an expermission.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: Okay, man, you're married. You know you got to ask
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: for the world.
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: Okay, still on six Brown Chicks. Of course, we had
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: a courthouse wedding in twenty fifteen. My wife has a
- 1:23:03Speaker 2: great career as a college administrator. But I've been looking
- 1:23:06Speaker 2: for meaningful work on and off since twenty fourteen. I've
- 1:23:09Speaker 2: taken acting classes. I got a few parts in the
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: local theater, but it doesn't pay, and I'm general.
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: Sorry, y'all.
- 1:23:17Speaker 2: Generally, and I generally spent more money on costumes than
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: what I earned. I enrolled in online art classes, a
- 1:23:27Speaker 2: cake decorating course, and a dad with in fashion design.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: I asked my wife to buy me a sewing machine,
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: and she snapped, I'm tired.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: Of living in the.
- 1:23:37Speaker 2: She mad, I'm tired of living in your graveyard of hope.
- 1:23:41Speaker 2: Get a fucking job. I'm a Pisces. We're creative. It
- 1:23:45Speaker 2: must be in the arts or we can't thrive. How
- 1:23:48Speaker 2: do I convince my wife to support me as I
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: try to find my artistic calling. She don't have kids,
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: we don't have kids, just our dogs, and we can afford.
- 1:23:58Speaker 2: She can afford to support my dream.
- 1:24:00Speaker 3: Help lad is a gentleman as as the resident married man.
- 1:24:08Speaker 3: And that's I'm in this situation here. Uh, you need
- 1:24:14Speaker 3: money to to funde your to funde your dream and
- 1:24:18Speaker 3: then you also got to come with your own money.
- 1:24:20Speaker 3: I apologize and not trying to downplay your ship, but
- 1:24:23Speaker 3: if this is your dream, you should fund your dreams.
- 1:24:27Speaker 3: Don't go, don't go to your ma. You're saying that
- 1:24:30Speaker 3: she got the money, but nigga, she got to pick
- 1:24:32Speaker 3: up the slack that you were that you are dropping
- 1:24:35Speaker 3: because you want to pursue your dream.
- 1:24:37Speaker 1: You got to pick up the piece. Pick I had
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: to take that.
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: I had to take.
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: Pick up the piece. Listen, I'm gonna tell you. I'm
- 1:24:55Speaker 1: gonna tell you.
- 1:24:56Speaker 3: Let me tell you a little about people with acting dreams. Okay, long, long,
- 1:25:02Speaker 3: long time ago. We were supposed to stay. We were
- 1:25:04Speaker 3: supposed to we were supposed to let let the kid,
- 1:25:06Speaker 3: this homegirl come and live with us because she wanted
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: to move to Georgia because she wanted to pursue acting.
- 1:25:12Speaker 1: I seen what I seen what she did. I like
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: I say her little videos and shit, she is not
- 1:25:17Speaker 1: a good actor. Damn.
- 1:25:18Speaker 3: Okay, she was supposed, you know what the plan was.
- 1:25:22Speaker 3: She was supposed to come down. You know, she was
- 1:25:24Speaker 3: supposed to come down.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: And stay with us while she does that. But Aaron said,
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: you need a job. I am like, you know, I'm
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: gonna go.
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: I'm gonna go do auditions. No, bitch, you need a job.
- 1:25:36Speaker 3: And I said, the only adult in my house that
- 1:25:38Speaker 3: is not working is the one that is my wife. Bitch,
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: you come down here, you gotta go get a job.
- 1:25:44Speaker 3: She never made it down.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: Because she was gonna make it. She thought she was
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: gonna come in there and get a free ride.
- 1:25:49Speaker 4: She probably would have did an audition of two and
- 1:25:50Speaker 4: then been like, all right, well, I mean we're my
- 1:25:52Speaker 4: best friend.
- 1:25:53Speaker 3: Well ship, listen, No, you need a job, bitch, And
- 1:26:03Speaker 3: just like you, sir, you need a fucking job.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: You need, you need, you need, you need.
- 1:26:08Speaker 3: Then you can't rely on your on your on your
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: lady to to help you pay for headshots and acting
- 1:26:14Speaker 3: classes and all this ship. And then if you're not
- 1:26:17Speaker 3: showing no real, no real like she probably seen what
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: you can do, you're.
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Not good at it. He packing he probably can make
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: it to movies, a lot of them not good at it.
- 1:26:28Speaker 3: Either, you need a job, bitch, it's not your it's
- 1:26:34Speaker 3: not her responsibility to fun, to fun, set dreams and
- 1:26:38Speaker 3: then and and still keep the house afloat. No, nigga,
- 1:26:41Speaker 3: you need a job, bro Like do you better be
- 1:26:45Speaker 3: a waiter? Like most like most of them, like most
- 1:26:47Speaker 3: of them, most of those actors and TV movies and
- 1:26:50Speaker 3: all those people that's say in Hollywood trying to trying
- 1:26:52Speaker 3: to make it, trying to sell their screenplays.
- 1:26:54Speaker 1: They have jobs.
- 1:26:57Speaker 3: So fuck you.
- 1:27:00Speaker 4: Clearly, Wow, okay, you're you're fine, You're fine, You're good. Yeah,
- 1:27:06Speaker 4: you're okay, Okay, y'are okay. So hey, I'm sure we
- 1:27:13Speaker 4: all know it. Had heard the stories of actors who
- 1:27:15Speaker 4: do have spouses that support them. For example, Tabitha.
- 1:27:19Speaker 1: Brown was one where I think her She and her
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: husband were already married, but they moved to la for
- 1:27:25Speaker 1: the first time. It didn't work.
- 1:27:26Speaker 4: They ended up moving to North Carolina after a few
- 1:27:28Speaker 4: years and then moved back to California years later.
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: And he supported her dream He supported her dreams.
- 1:27:33Speaker 4: And she talked about how once she finally started actually
- 1:27:37Speaker 4: blowing up on social media and was getting deep brain
- 1:27:41Speaker 4: deals and book acting John she retired.
- 1:27:44Speaker 1: Him from the LAP. Then that was the understanding that
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: they had. He took a job that he hated, right.
- 1:27:52Speaker 4: He supported her for years while she was out, you know,
- 1:27:54Speaker 4: auditioning and work in the circuit and driving uber.
- 1:27:58Speaker 1: And doing all these things.
- 1:28:00Speaker 4: When she finally reached the place in her career where
- 1:28:02Speaker 4: she was the bread winner, she retired him. And now
- 1:28:05Speaker 4: I think he's like his dream and he's like a
- 1:28:08Speaker 4: basketball coach, like for like like a like a like
- 1:28:11Speaker 4: a youth league basketball coach.
- 1:28:13Speaker 1: He I think he's a former athlete.
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: Their son Quest is a basketball player, so he loves
- 1:28:18Speaker 4: coaching kids like basketball, So that's what he does professionally.
- 1:28:21Speaker 4: I think he has his own basketball team that he
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: sponsors or they sponsoring.
- 1:28:26Speaker 1: He's the coach of the issue with that is Tambatha
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: knew exactly what it was. She was trying to exactly.
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: This guy is all over the place. Yes, yeah, that's
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: what I'm saying. He don't know what it is.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: It's like he's dabbling everywhere. He don't know exactly what
- 1:28:39Speaker 2: it is. People will show you who they are if
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: you give them the space to do so. If that, yes,
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: but I also feel like, like.
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: You said in the instance where if he approved but
- 1:28:52Speaker 1: he was all in, he might have been working like
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: across our job with no job because he wanted to
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: hit the ground running with with acting and he was
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: doing acting. If he it's like put it in the
- 1:29:01Speaker 1: effort and you.
- 1:29:01Speaker 4: Can see that he's going to act in classes and
- 1:29:03Speaker 4: he's in improv and he's like going on actual auditions.
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: I went there.
- 1:29:07Speaker 4: I got three auditions this week. If you see four
- 1:29:10Speaker 4: momentum in a in a direction, you could be like,
- 1:29:14Speaker 4: I see you making the effort. Maybe I can hold
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: on to covering the bills for a few months while
- 1:29:20Speaker 4: you figure out what you're doing.
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: Why while you're on this journey. But the fact that
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: you don't have a fuck you said, there isn't a
- 1:29:25Speaker 1: focused direction. Why would somebody invest invest in you in
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: in that when it's clear that or there's a potential
- 1:29:34Speaker 1: that you may sit it down and now I'm out
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: money or I'm in debt. What what's the risk risks versus?
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: Because you don't know if you want to be Jogio
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: or money or or or if you want to be
- 1:29:49Speaker 2: fucking uh uh, what's the what's the what's his namecake boss,
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: or if you want to be fucking U Gordon Gontrell
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: or do you want to be.
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: Do you want to be Vincent and go? You don't
- 1:30:04Speaker 1: know what you want to do. I'm gonna tell you.
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: You know you don't have no sing Yeah.
- 1:30:08Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna
- 1:30:09Speaker 3: tell you real shit. Like even with me and this,
- 1:30:11Speaker 3: this this teaching ship. At first it was, you know,
- 1:30:14Speaker 3: first it was a little like I was working at
- 1:30:16Speaker 3: Chipotle and Goldfish at the time, so I'm like, I'm
- 1:30:19Speaker 3: doing I'm doing both jobs. But you know, a nigga
- 1:30:21Speaker 3: fell I fell in love with swimming, like teaching swimming,
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: and it was like, all right, I could see myself
- 1:30:27Speaker 3: doing like I could see myself doing this, like doing
- 1:30:29Speaker 3: this for a while and not like I had that
- 1:30:30Speaker 3: conversation with kicks like yo, I might like yo, I
- 1:30:33Speaker 3: don't know, yo, depending on what they say, depend on
- 1:30:35Speaker 3: what they say and how, you know, how like promotions
- 1:30:38Speaker 3: and should go I might just quit Chipotle all together,
- 1:30:40Speaker 3: and you know, like we had like we had that conversation.
- 1:30:44Speaker 1: It sounds like yo, you y'all didn't have.
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: A conversation like you didn't you didn't have a backup
- 1:30:49Speaker 3: plan to like to this or you didn't have a
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: plan on how you were going to contribute to your dream.
- 1:30:56Speaker 1: Yo.
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: It just you like you just said it, like she
- 1:30:59Speaker 3: can afford to do, like she can afford them to
- 1:31:02Speaker 3: you know, to to help. And it's like nah, yo,
- 1:31:04Speaker 3: but what are you putting forth? Like what like what
- 1:31:06Speaker 3: are you putting into? Like what are you putting into
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: this ship? Like you you It doesn't it doesn't equate,
- 1:31:13Speaker 3: Like all you got is big dreams, like you're trying
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: to be famed, you want to live ever And it's like, yo,
- 1:31:19Speaker 3: but if you're not, you're not you're not putting on
- 1:31:22Speaker 3: the fire like you're not putting in, putting in, putting
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: in any other effort or any monetary like no money
- 1:31:28Speaker 3: into that ship.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: You're just trying to you leaching off for her.
- 1:31:37Speaker 2: My boys told me that she needs training. I need
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: to stop asking for what I want and start telling
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: her what I want.
- 1:31:45Speaker 1: I did.
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: I said, Kim, if you want access to this big dick,
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: you must invest in my dreams. After that, I cut
- 1:31:55Speaker 2: her off.
- 1:31:56Speaker 1: I told her no dick until she brought me a
- 1:31:58Speaker 1: sm excuse me. It made me.
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: It made me belch. I told her no dick until
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: you brought me a storm machine and fabrics. I told
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: her my Dick's door was closed. Kim said, Okay, you
- 1:32:17Speaker 2: don't control where I get my meat.
- 1:32:19Speaker 1: Mm hm hm hmm.
- 1:32:23Speaker 3: She just told you you're not the only meat mark
- 1:32:25Speaker 3: in the town, my nigga.
- 1:32:26Speaker 2: I'm a little hurt by that, sir, You're not the
- 1:32:30Speaker 2: only Keep listening to your dumb ass friends.
- 1:32:34Speaker 1: Ain't no fund. When the rabbit got the gun, brought
- 1:32:37Speaker 1: a charw cooterie boy, she got the meat.
- 1:32:40Speaker 3: She said, you ain't the only bunchet to artist.
- 1:32:43Speaker 4: I'm about to give me my roast beef was something
- 1:32:48Speaker 4: mm hmmr And she said.
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: You ain't thrown the South sitt times. I'm gonna tell
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: you something.
- 1:32:54Speaker 3: Honestly, she's probably been working around on you because that
- 1:32:56Speaker 3: the nigga that she talked to was probably your real
- 1:32:58Speaker 3: last nigga.
- 1:32:59Speaker 1: It's probably probably one of your home boys. And the
- 1:33:02Speaker 1: bread that she giving you he probably giving a tour.
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: But she's a good because she wanted them new sneakers,
- 1:33:12Speaker 2: and she had to give you some money for your
- 1:33:13Speaker 2: fucking paints and chalks and watercolors. And your easel and
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: and she tired.
- 1:33:23Speaker 3: So now you now you've probably reduced to being down
- 1:33:25Speaker 3: at the end of Hubble' doing doing chalk. I'm doing
- 1:33:27Speaker 3: chalk pictures for for commission. That nigga doing characters.
- 1:33:32Speaker 1: What's next? Not that?
- 1:33:33Speaker 3: Not even saying that you want Baltimore bitch, you trash
- 1:33:39Speaker 3: cans with money?
- 1:33:43Speaker 1: Sexy lady?
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: You know.
- 1:34:01Speaker 1: What you on Saturday? On Saturday. Don't catch your mad name.
- 1:34:11Speaker 1: But I tell you I get that you want Saturday Saturday.
- 1:34:15Speaker 1: I'm gonna pick you up on Saturday. Maybe you can
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: give me some what's the name? Girl? Detections that you
- 1:34:25Speaker 1: want to be the mean talk flesh as you want
- 1:34:28Speaker 1: to be.
- 1:34:29Speaker 3: She ain't getting no go go.
- 1:34:31Speaker 1: I like y'all my baby.
- 1:34:33Speaker 4: That's what we're changing the song. It's gonna We're gonna
- 1:34:37Speaker 4: find it. It's gonna be sexy d anybody U c big?
- 1:34:42Speaker 3: He ain't getting no what's the name you have?
- 1:34:48Speaker 1: He said? Maybe you can give me some what's your name?
- 1:34:53Speaker 1: Somebody want your name? Be more Pacific said again, I'm
- 1:34:56Speaker 1: gonna Sabby.
- 1:35:01Speaker 3: One more time.
- 1:35:02Speaker 1: I think this episode.
- 1:35:05Speaker 3: Jesus lie well listen listening to my colleagues here we
- 1:35:08Speaker 3: all came to the same consensus as sir, fuck you
- 1:35:12Speaker 3: the long way and your dreams.
- 1:35:14Speaker 1: Yes, the same thing.
- 1:35:15Speaker 3: You're not gonna live forever, and stop listening to your family,
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: stopped listening to your home boys, y'all like like these
- 1:35:25Speaker 3: niggas is gonna talk you out of pussy. These niggas
- 1:35:27Speaker 3: talk you out of a house just because you were
- 1:35:31Speaker 3: listening to them. You can't stay you can't stay home
- 1:35:33Speaker 3: playing the Xbox all day while she had worked.
- 1:35:36Speaker 1: Is not at home?
- 1:35:40Speaker 3: But but is not know before y'all, y'all, y'all did
- 1:35:52Speaker 3: y'all did y'all did shed light on something that.
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: Something that a lot of a lot of men don't understand. Yo.
- 1:35:57Speaker 1: Your friends just gonna talk you out, talk you out
- 1:35:59Speaker 1: of some pussy. Okay, Yes, I got a story for y'all.
- 1:36:03Speaker 1: We're going to talk you out of it.
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: Just so they I've seen recently this girl, I just
- 1:36:11Speaker 2: seen them recently on TikTok. She allowed her friends to
- 1:36:14Speaker 2: tell her or how her husband. You know, it was
- 1:36:18Speaker 2: this horrible man, and you know he didn't deserve she
- 1:36:23Speaker 2: you know, she deserved better. And he was too controlling
- 1:36:27Speaker 2: and he was.
- 1:36:27Speaker 1: Always just and this and old time he's been all
- 1:36:31Speaker 1: the more. That wasn't it.
- 1:36:34Speaker 2: It meant, but but so after a while she just
- 1:36:38Speaker 2: started creating problems in her head. He asked her, you
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: know where you're going there, or who you're going with,
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: or you know what time you're going to be home,
- 1:36:45Speaker 2: and this is this, and it was all the concern.
- 1:36:47Speaker 2: He genuinely was not being controlling. He wasn't and she
- 1:36:50Speaker 2: realized that later on. And then she said, you know,
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: she finally broke up with the man. They ended up
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: getting divorced or whatever. He moved on, and she said
- 1:36:58Speaker 2: one night, it was a drunken night and they was
- 1:37:01Speaker 2: all talking and one of the friends came forward and
- 1:37:04Speaker 2: was like, you was dumb for leaving him, And she
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: was like, what are you talking about. You was the
- 1:37:08Speaker 2: main one always telling me I deserve better and this,
- 1:37:12Speaker 2: and he wasn't doing enough for me and he was
- 1:37:15Speaker 2: controlling this. And she was like, yeah, she was like,
- 1:37:17Speaker 2: of course I told you that. She was like, because
- 1:37:19Speaker 2: she was like, of course I told you that. She said,
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: you just were dumb enough to listen to it. She
- 1:37:23Speaker 2: was like, all of us of us were singing, you
- 1:37:25Speaker 2: were the only one that was married, and we just
- 1:37:27Speaker 2: wanted our firm back. So she was like, and oh,
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: such and such tried to get at him, and he
- 1:37:33Speaker 2: refused to even give her the time of day. So
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: that's what it all boiled down to. One of the
- 1:37:38Speaker 2: other girls tried to get at him. He refused to
- 1:37:40Speaker 2: get that girl the time of day. The husband never
- 1:37:41Speaker 2: mentioned it to her. He never mentioned it to her,
- 1:37:44Speaker 2: And I can't remember if the girl tried to get
- 1:37:46Speaker 2: at him before after they broke up, but even way,
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: her husband didn't give her time of day. And she
- 1:37:51Speaker 2: was like, we even tried to set him up with
- 1:37:54Speaker 2: somebody else, We sent somebody at him while y'all were together,
- 1:37:57Speaker 2: and he wouldn't give that girl the time of the day.
- 1:37:59Speaker 2: And we was just tired of were you talking about
- 1:38:01Speaker 2: your good husband and your good life.
- 1:38:03Speaker 1: And all that?
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: She was like, was you the fool that listened to us?
- 1:38:06Speaker 2: So she needs to say they're not friends anymore, because
- 1:38:09Speaker 2: all along the girl was whole and she was jealous
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: and she was tolding resentment towards her. I don't know
- 1:38:15Speaker 2: if it was because she had a life. I don't
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: know if it was your kitter that told me about them,
- 1:38:19Speaker 2: that told me about the girl who had like three
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: of the friends and the boy and her boyfriend was
- 1:38:23Speaker 2: sucking the three friends and then shorty growing the shorty
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: growing the relationship because she was mad at them. She
- 1:38:28Speaker 2: was mad at the she was mad at the homegirl.
- 1:38:29Speaker 3: And it's like.
- 1:38:32Speaker 1: She was only made at the homegirls. She went home,
- 1:38:34Speaker 1: made it to do you. No, no, no, no no no.
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: It was four three. He was messing with three and
- 1:38:43Speaker 1: one and the one home girl got jealous.
- 1:38:45Speaker 3: Because he was of her friend, of her friend because
- 1:38:48Speaker 3: he was with her. And it's like, yo, y'all was
- 1:38:51Speaker 3: already you was already saying this ship. But you don't
- 1:38:53Speaker 3: have no right to get mad at your homegirl because she.
- 1:38:56Speaker 1: Thought she was special.
- 1:38:57Speaker 2: She thought she was special all like the one I
- 1:39:01Speaker 2: read y'all a couple of weeks ago when the girl
- 1:39:03Speaker 2: said David. She was irritated because it was on the
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: girl's trip and the girl was talking to her boyfriend.
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: Her boyfriend had uh gave them all st and ship
- 1:39:13Speaker 1: like that. You never said stories people.
- 1:39:16Speaker 2: You let me tell you people be holding some low
- 1:39:18Speaker 2: key resentment and ship towards you and you don't even
- 1:39:21Speaker 2: know y'all pay attention to them little.
- 1:39:22Speaker 1: Jokes and ship yeah, because yeah, because.
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: There's always some some some some realness, and when somebody
- 1:39:29Speaker 2: makes a certain comment towards you, they really feel that
- 1:39:31Speaker 2: way about you. Ob recently I got somebody I don't
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: speak to you like that no more because of something similar,
- 1:39:36Speaker 2: because it was like it was always little shady comments
- 1:39:39Speaker 2: she was throwing at me and making it look.
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: Like it was a joke. A t he bitch. No,
- 1:39:43Speaker 1: you you meant that you're trying to throw shade and
- 1:39:46Speaker 1: trying to cover it.
- 1:39:47Speaker 3: With him played all the day, good good job, good ship,
- 1:39:51Speaker 3: good ship, good ship, good ship. That was fucking funny.
- 1:39:55Speaker 1: All I'm saying is see how that worked out for you?
- 1:40:00Speaker 3: And do you think, baby, I'm done?
- 1:40:04Speaker 1: You sure?
- 1:40:05Speaker 3: Sure?
- 1:40:08Speaker 1: Any want to interrupt your conversation?
- 1:40:10Speaker 2: Really?
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