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- 0:18Speaker 2: The Broncos should come in here and beat that ass.
- 0:23Speaker 3: That's one of our all-time favorites, man.
- 0:27Speaker 4: That is Mark Long, who we'll talk to in just
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- 0:41Speaker 4: Mark Long of the AP.
- 0:42Speaker 5: Mark, do you remember that?
- 0:44Speaker 3: I do.
- 0:45Speaker 2: That was a few years ago. I think I was
- 0:46Speaker 2: less confident last year that the Broncos would win.
- 0:51Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 0:52Speaker 2: I don't know that I predicted the Jags to go
- 0:54Speaker 2: into mile high last and win that game. But it
- 0:57Speaker 2: certainly was, you know, we knew the Jags were pretty good.
- 1:02Speaker 4: Well, what do you think of the Broncos then after
- 1:03Speaker 4: the first week? Do you think that the Jags have
- 1:05Speaker 4: the upper hand?
- 1:07Speaker 7: You know what?
- 1:07Speaker 2: Here's the thing. I think you can make too much
- 1:09Speaker 2: out of week one. I'm not ready to crown the Bills,
- 1:14Speaker 2: and I'm not ready to flush the Broncos. You know,
- 1:17Speaker 2: I think, you know, especially when these teams aren't doing
- 1:21Speaker 2: much in the preseason, everything's controlled with these you know,
- 1:25Speaker 2: with the, I don't know how many times the Broncos did, uh,
- 1:29Speaker 2: joint practices, but you know, the Jags did it three
- 1:31Speaker 2: times and it's everything so controlled that you wonder, you know,
- 1:36Speaker 2: it's amazing that, uh, anybody can tackle because they haven't
- 1:39Speaker 2: done it in, you know, nine months. So I think
- 1:43Speaker 2: week one is usually, uh, an anomaly and you get
- 1:47Speaker 2: to maybe week two, week three, you really can maybe
- 1:50Speaker 2: start judging these, uh, these teams.
- 1:53Speaker 7: Well, the, uh, Broncos are still looking their wounds after
- 1:56Speaker 7: what Jacksonville did to Denver in Denver last year, and
- 1:59Speaker 7: I don't know if it's the same team.
- 2:00Speaker 5: Is it a better team now? What's changed from a
- 2:02Speaker 5: year ago?
- 2:03Speaker 2: It's pretty much the same team. You're getting, with the
- 2:07Speaker 2: exception of the running back, they swapped out the running
- 2:10Speaker 2: back and they swapped out a weak side linebacker, but
- 2:13Speaker 2: everybody else on the Jags is the same. They return
- 2:17Speaker 2: 19 of 22 starters. They also have a different starting
- 2:20Speaker 2: offensive line. They've got a rookie in there at left guard.
- 2:23Speaker 2: But 19 of 22 starters are the same, so it
- 2:26Speaker 2: is very much the same team. Now they're year two
- 2:30Speaker 2: in the system on both sides of the ball. They
- 2:33Speaker 2: still got, you know, Liam Cohen, the coaching staff, all
- 2:35Speaker 2: stayed the same, offense coordinator, defense coordinator, all of that.
- 2:38Speaker 2: So there's a lot of continuity from Jacksonville and a
- 2:41Speaker 2: lot of confidence. I mean, think about this. This team's
- 2:44Speaker 2: won nine consecutive regular season games, including that one in Denver,
- 2:48Speaker 2: and they're plus 177.
- 2:49Speaker 1: Wow.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Scoring differential in that. It's the highest point in the
- 2:57Speaker 2: margin of the NFL by more than 80 points. They've
- 3:01Speaker 2: scored 23 or more points in 12 straight games. I
- 3:04Speaker 2: think the second highest is five in the league. This
- 3:07Speaker 2: is a team that's figured some stuff out. They know
- 3:10Speaker 2: who they are. They have unbelievable confidence, and they're going
- 3:13Speaker 2: to bring energy and And they're going to try to
- 3:17Speaker 2: punch you in the mouth. Now, you know, again, how
- 3:19Speaker 2: does Denver respond? You would think, and I know they've
- 3:22Speaker 2: got Jacksonville's attention because to a man, everybody in the
- 3:25Speaker 2: locker room, all the coaches said the same thing, right?
- 3:28Speaker 2: Which is, you know, they know that Denver's going to respond.
- 3:32Speaker 2: That's what this league is about. Good teams, and we
- 3:34Speaker 2: think Denver's a good team, right? Good teams respond. Home opener,
- 3:41Speaker 2: you know, whatever– Revenge from last year, from December, that
- 3:45Speaker 2: thing's pretty fresh, right? From that game in late December,
- 3:48Speaker 2: you got their performance in week one. You got your
- 3:52Speaker 2: home opener. You got every reason for Denver to rise
- 3:55Speaker 2: up and play well and really make everybody believe that
- 3:59Speaker 2: this is actually a playoff team.
- 4:01Speaker 7: And Jacksonville resident Tim Tebow will be here representing the Broncos.
- 4:06Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not going very well in Jacksonville. People are mad.
- 4:11Speaker 2: They're pissed. This is ridiculous. They're like, this is ridiculous.
- 4:14Speaker 2: This is his hometown team. Guy still lives in Jacksonville.
- 4:18Speaker 2: Grew up in Jacksonville. Urban Meyer gave him his last
- 4:21Speaker 2: shot in the NFL trying to play tight end. Didn't
- 4:25Speaker 2: go very well. And it's a slap in the face
- 4:29Speaker 2: for Tim Tebow to come back and What is it, planting?
- 4:33Speaker 2: What is he planting? Planting the flag.
- 4:34Speaker 5: Planting the flag. Yeah, but come on, man. He had
- 4:37Speaker 5: his best and only real good season with the Broncos.
- 4:40Speaker 5: It was a magical year.
- 4:41Speaker 7: I mean, when they do the archives of the Tim
- 4:44Speaker 7: Tebow NFL episode, it's going to be one season, two
- 4:47Speaker 7: months in Denver, and that's it.
- 4:49Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think they're saying, Vic, not this.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Magical or lucky? Magical or lucky?
- 4:53Speaker 5: Well, he went to the playoffs. I mean, luck.
- 4:55Speaker 7: You could say lucky about anything. Were the Broncos lucky
- 4:58Speaker 7: last year? They went 14-3, won a lot of games
- 5:00Speaker 7: the same way.
- 5:02Speaker 5: What were they?
- 5:03Speaker 2: Jags beat a lot of bad quarterbacks down the stretch.
- 5:06Speaker 4: I think, though, Mark, I think is the point more like, hey,
- 5:09Speaker 4: Tebow could do that, just not this week.
- 5:13Speaker 2: Sure, that's exactly it. It is the city of Jacksonville.
- 5:17Speaker 2: And we've had the mayor, I think, has weighed in. Certainly,
- 5:20Speaker 2: you know.
- 5:21Speaker 5: The mayor? Whoa.
- 5:22Speaker 2: Fans. People have weighed in on this, and they're not
- 5:25Speaker 2: happy that Tim Tebow's doing this against his hometown Jags.
- 5:29Speaker 3: Well, they'll have to get over it. We'll see what
- 5:30Speaker 3: happens on Sunday.
- 5:31Speaker 5: But, Mark, let me ask you this. Yeah, yeah.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Is it going to be, you know, does he bring
- 5:35Speaker 2: a little bit of luck?
- 5:36Speaker 5: Who knows?
- 5:37Speaker 2: We'll see. But, you know, I would say this. We
- 5:41Speaker 2: know Liam Cohen. We know this Jag team. This small market, right?
- 5:45Speaker 2: Country boys. They take every little thing and turn it
- 5:49Speaker 2: into– they turn every molehill into a mountain, and it
- 5:52Speaker 2: is us against the world. So if I'm Denver, I'm
- 5:56Speaker 2: not sure I would have done it just because it
- 5:58Speaker 2: feeds into Jacksonville, and they have a chip on their shoulder.
- 6:02Speaker 2: They don't get the respect. They didn't get it last year.
- 6:05Speaker 2: They don't get it this year. They were ranked 17th
- 6:07Speaker 2: going into the season by ESPN in terms of their
- 6:10Speaker 2: power rankings, preseason power rankings, 17th. They moved up three
- 6:13Speaker 2: spots after beating Cleveland or whatever it was, four spots.
- 6:16Speaker 2: So they feel like they get disrespected in this league,
- 6:20Speaker 2: and this is just another thing that I'm sure Liam
- 6:24Speaker 2: Cohen will use to fire up the troops before they...
- 6:28Speaker 2: You hold your head up, all right?
- 6:30Speaker 3: Hey, Mark, we did dive into it, though. The Jags
- 6:34Speaker 3: are no joke. I mean, as you talked about the
- 6:37Speaker 3: last 12 games, they've averaged over 32 points per game.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Their defense was number one against the Rush last year.
- 6:43Speaker 3: And it's a crazy thing. When a good team... starts
- 6:46Speaker 3: to really believe that they can do it, that they
- 6:49Speaker 3: belong with the big boys, and that belief system starts
- 6:52Speaker 3: to really seep into everything that you do, you could
- 6:56Speaker 3: become a great team. Where is the belief right now
- 6:58Speaker 3: inside that Jags room about who they are as a
- 7:02Speaker 3: team and where.
- 7:02Speaker 5: They can go?
- 7:03Speaker 2: I think it's off the charts, sky high. This is
- 7:07Speaker 2: a team that they're not out there making Super Bowl
- 7:11Speaker 2: shuffle songs quite yet. But that's probably where they've– it's
- 7:16Speaker 2: a quiet confidence, but that's probably where they're at in
- 7:20Speaker 2: terms of if you really gauged it, put these guys
- 7:23Speaker 2: on lie detectors, you would find out that they are
- 7:27Speaker 2: absolutely in the belief that there's nobody in this league
- 7:32Speaker 2: better than them, whether it's Seattle, the Rams, San Francisco, Denver,
- 7:37Speaker 2: New England, whatever. Bring them on. And that's kind of
- 7:40Speaker 2: their motto. And, you know, you know, this marks the
- 7:43Speaker 2: beginning of 28 of their next 33 games are away
- 7:47Speaker 2: from home. Right. Because they only have five home games
- 7:50Speaker 2: left this year. They're good. They're playing two home games
- 7:52Speaker 2: in London. Then next year, they're all 17 are away
- 7:55Speaker 2: from home. So 28 of the next 33 are away
- 7:58Speaker 2: from home. So they've got this mentality of it's called
- 8:02Speaker 2: trauma bonding. That's what they've called it. Trauma bonding. This
- 8:05Speaker 2: is their trauma. And they know they're going to live
- 8:07Speaker 2: through it for the next two years. And so they
- 8:10Speaker 2: are rally the troops behind. This is our they call it.
- 8:14Speaker 2: We're going through the suck together. Right. They're going through
- 8:17Speaker 2: the suck together of being on the road like this.
- 8:20Speaker 2: And they think they're going to perform pretty well no
- 8:24Speaker 2: matter where. And they're like, you know, anybody, anywhere, anytime.
- 8:28Speaker 2: drop us out of the plane and spot the ball
- 8:31Speaker 2: and we'll go. And it's a, you know, if you
- 8:33Speaker 2: get them to all buy in, it's crazy because you
- 8:35Speaker 2: don't think this works in the NFL. It's certainly a
- 8:37Speaker 2: college mentality, high school mentality, right? But if you can
- 8:41Speaker 2: get these 22 to 32 year olds bought in on that, that, Hey,
- 8:46Speaker 2: it's us against the world. And we're in, we've got
- 8:50Speaker 2: you this unique daunting circumstance of circumstances, and we're going to,
- 8:54Speaker 2: you know, rise up and play our tails off. who knows?
- 8:59Speaker 2: It sounds like it's working. It certainly did last week.
- 9:01Speaker 2: It certainly did late last season. I think we'll find
- 9:05Speaker 2: a lot out on Sunday. And then when you look
- 9:08Speaker 2: at the Jags schedule, I know Denver's schedule is brutal,
- 9:10Speaker 2: but the Jags is equally starts. This is starts a
- 9:13Speaker 2: stretch at Denver, New England, Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Houston, pretty much,
- 9:18Speaker 2: you know, the who's who of playoff contenders. Yeah. Preseason.
- 9:23Speaker 4: That's Mark Long of the AP out of Jacksonville. I
- 9:26Speaker 4: got a question for you, Mark. Travis Hunter, what's the
- 9:29Speaker 4: read on Jags fans and their satisfaction or dissatisfaction or
- 9:33Speaker 4: whatever you want to call it with the number two
- 9:35Speaker 4: overall pick?
- 9:36Speaker 2: Head-scratching at this point because you don't know. Nobody knows
- 9:40Speaker 2: what he is. Is he a shutdown corner? Is he
- 9:42Speaker 2: a two-way player? Are they hiding him, waiting to unleash
- 9:47Speaker 2: him against maybe a Denver, maybe a New England?
- 9:49Speaker 7: Whatever.
- 9:50Speaker 2: Nobody knows. The guy missed the last half of last season,
- 9:54Speaker 2: came back, looked good at camp in time. But he's
- 9:57Speaker 2: not their best cornerback. He's really not. in the mix
- 10:00Speaker 2: at receiver he's at best fourth on the depth chart
- 10:04Speaker 2: and they got two rookies they really like who played
- 10:06Speaker 2: more than him on the offense side of the ball
- 10:08Speaker 2: four snaps on offense last week one throw to him
- 10:12Speaker 2: uh all you know all of it behind the line
- 10:14Speaker 2: of scrimmage there wasn't a lot of substance there with
- 10:17Speaker 2: that said you wonder They knew they were playing Cleveland.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Everybody knew Cleveland was going to be one of the
- 10:23Speaker 2: worst 3-14 in the league. Were they basically saying, hey,
- 10:28Speaker 2: we're going to have some wrinkles for this guy, but
- 10:30Speaker 2: we're not going to show him week one against Cleveland.
- 10:33Speaker 2: We'll wait and maybe unleash those things at Denver.
- 10:38Speaker 3: What's the story with the two banged up wideouts? Is
- 10:40Speaker 3: this a limited participation thing? Will they go? Won't they go?
- 10:44Speaker 5: When will you know?
- 10:46Speaker 2: No, Jacoby Myers has been– he was on the injury
- 10:48Speaker 2: report last week. He's got a little bit– he's got
- 10:51Speaker 2: to have, you know, had a finger injury, surgery late
- 10:55Speaker 2: in the preseason. He played last week with it. He's
- 10:57Speaker 2: on the injury report. He's going to play. I would
- 11:00Speaker 2: think Brian Thomas Jr. left the game. He ended up
- 11:03Speaker 2: on the injury report, but he practiced and limited. So
- 11:05Speaker 2: I think they'll be fine. So, you know, he's going
- 11:07Speaker 2: to be– I mean, he's down on the depth chart.
- 11:10Speaker 2: But I'll say this, if he comes in the game–
- 11:14Speaker 2: they're bringing him in the game to try to get
- 11:16Speaker 2: him the ball in some capacity. Now, again, that's a
- 11:18Speaker 2: crazy tell. These guys don't want to tell anything, and
- 11:21Speaker 2: that's a big-time tell to have somebody come in and
- 11:23Speaker 2: you know that guy's probably going to get the ball.
- 11:27Speaker 2: So it'll be interesting to see how they orchestrate this
- 11:30Speaker 2: and deal with that. I know, I think, anyway, I
- 11:33Speaker 2: believe he's frustrated with, you know, maybe his number of
- 11:37Speaker 2: touches on the offensive side of the ball, but he's
- 11:40Speaker 2: pretty much a full-time guy on defense. Solid, you know,
- 11:44Speaker 2: it's hard to tell anything from Cleveland, right? Cleveland was
- 11:46Speaker 2: so bad. Deshaun Watson was so bad last week that
- 11:49Speaker 2: you don't really get a good taste of, a really
- 11:52Speaker 2: good feel of, you know, are the Jags really that
- 11:55Speaker 2: good stopping the run? Is their pass rush that good?
- 11:58Speaker 2: What is Travis Hunter as a lockdown cornerback? All of
- 12:02Speaker 2: that is, you know, you got to take it with
- 12:04Speaker 2: a grain of salt because it's week one against Cleveland.
- 12:06Speaker 5: All right, Nelly, cue up the tape. My walk-off question.
- 12:10Speaker 7: Mark Long, will the Broncos indeed beat that ass.
- 12:16Speaker 2: You know, I don't, they're not going to beat that ass.
- 12:20Speaker 2: I can tell you that. I don't think Jacksonville is
- 12:22Speaker 2: going to go in there and get their ass kicked.
- 12:23Speaker 2: That's not what Jacksonville does. It's not who they are.
- 12:27Speaker 2: I would be stunned. They did it once last year.
- 12:29Speaker 2: They got smoked pretty good in London by, I think
- 12:34Speaker 2: it was the Rams. I don't, I don't expect anything
- 12:37Speaker 2: like that. I think this team has figured some things out,
- 12:40Speaker 2: know who they are and they're going to, this game
- 12:41Speaker 2: will be competitive. one way or the other. Broncos should
- 12:46Speaker 2: come in here and beat that ass.
- 12:47Speaker 4: Here's what's great, though, Mark, with that answer. You guys
- 12:50Speaker 4: should just.
- 12:51Speaker 2: Dub that in.
- 12:52Speaker 5: Oh, do it.
- 12:52Speaker 2: And just pretend like I said it.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Sure.
- 12:54Speaker 4: But now it's beautiful, Mark, because now we have they
- 12:57Speaker 4: should come in here and do that, and we also
- 12:58Speaker 4: have I don't think they're going to do that.
- 13:00Speaker 5: Which now we have both. So I always appreciate it.
- 13:02Speaker 5: One of each, baby. One of each.
- 13:03Speaker 2: There you go. I'm playing both sides.
- 13:07Speaker 4: Mark Long of the AP out of Jacksonville. Mark, thank
- 13:09Speaker 4: you so much for the time, man.
- 13:10Speaker 5: We'll talk soon.
- 13:11Speaker 2: Take care.
- 13:12Speaker 5: Thanks, guys.
- 13:13Speaker 4: Mark Long of the Associated Press. Yeah, we have both
- 13:17Speaker 4: of those clips now.
- 13:18Speaker 5: I will say this.
- 13:20Speaker 4: I didn't know that Tebow coming and doing this was
- 13:23Speaker 4: a giant thing.
- 13:23Speaker 5: Me neither. Like out of Jacksonville. It was a giant
- 13:28Speaker 5: thing for that.
- 13:29Speaker 7: Well, let's consider if there was somebody who lived in Denver,
- 13:35Speaker 7: who considered Denver home, who was raised in the area,
- 13:39Speaker 7: and then went elsewhere.
- 13:43Speaker 3: When the Broncos were there and planted a flag.
- 13:47Speaker 5: I can't think of anything. How about this?
- 13:51Speaker 4: If Cordell Stewart went out and planted a flag for
- 13:53Speaker 4: a Pittsburgh-Denver game in Pittsburgh. Does that bother you?
- 13:57Speaker 3: No, because he's not from here.
- 13:59Speaker 5: He's not from here. I'm trying.
- 14:01Speaker 7: Hey, Tyler Poulombis goes to Seattle a lot. Ask Tyler
- 14:08Speaker 7: if he feels like he's a traitor. He goes to
- 14:12Speaker 7: Seattle a lot.
- 14:12Speaker 5: How about Chad Brown?
- 14:13Speaker 4: Chad Brown goes and plants a flag for a Seattle
- 14:16Speaker 4: Denver game.
- 14:16Speaker 3: But Chad's not from here, though.
- 14:17Speaker 5: He's not from here. He lives here. It doesn't matter.
- 14:19Speaker 5: You've got to be from the area. Okay, well, let's
- 14:21Speaker 5: take the break.
- 14:21Speaker 4: We'll try and think of a perfect example. And then
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- 15:01Speaker 7: I've got a couple of recommendations from people about our
- 15:03Speaker 7: example of why Jacksonville Jaguar fans are so upset that
- 15:08Speaker 7: Tim Tebow is planting the flag here in Denver this week.
- 15:11Speaker 5: I guess it would be like, I don't know, Phil Lindsay.
- 15:14Speaker 7: Going to Houston if the Denver Broncos visited the Texans
- 15:18Speaker 7: and doing it there. Or Dave Logan in Cleveland if
- 15:22Speaker 7: the Broncos had a big game against the Browns. I mean,
- 15:26Speaker 7: guys who are from here, in the area, played here,
- 15:30Speaker 7: and then go to another team that you're playing that
- 15:33Speaker 7: week to plant the.
- 15:34Speaker 5: Flag or whatever the hell he's doing.
- 15:37Speaker 3: When did they start planting this flag thing? When did
- 15:39Speaker 3: that start?
- 15:40Speaker 5: Oh, that's happened a few years now. What if Chauncey
- 15:44Speaker 5: I mean, I know it's been a couple years.
- 15:45Speaker 4: The drum for the Pistons and the Nuggets played the Pistons.
- 15:48Speaker 5: What about that? I wouldn't have a problem with it.
- 15:50Speaker 5: He won a freaking NBA championship with the Pistons. But
- 15:54Speaker 5: against the Nuggets. I wouldn't be torn up by it.
- 15:57Speaker 4: Again, that's the whole, I think this is the whole beef.
- 16:01Speaker 4: Jacksonville people don't care if Tebow comes here and plants
- 16:04Speaker 4: a flag for the Denver Broncos. They care about doing
- 16:08Speaker 4: it against the Jags. That's what they care about. If
- 16:11Speaker 4: he did it last week, or I don't know, next
- 16:14Speaker 4: week against the Rams, it's not a story.
- 16:16Speaker 3: I got bent out of shape when at Ball Arena,
- 16:20Speaker 3: Vaughn Miller was exchanging jerseys with Kyle Kuzma.
- 16:23Speaker 5: That pissed me off. Do you remember when Vaughn was
- 16:25Speaker 5: wearing a Vegas Knights jersey?
- 16:27Speaker 3: He's wearing a freaking Vegas Golden Knights jersey against the Avs.
- 16:31Speaker 3: Now that'll torque you off, bro.
- 16:34Speaker 4: I'll tell you what was most offensive about Von Miller
- 16:38Speaker 4: exchanging jerseys with a Lakers player. What are you going
- 16:42Speaker 4: to do with the Kyle Kuzma jersey? You know, if
- 16:46Speaker 4: you're going to, if you're actually going to take the
- 16:48Speaker 4: heat of exchanging a jersey with a Lakers player, it
- 16:52Speaker 4: can't be Kuzma.
- 16:54Speaker 5: The Lakers daddy! I would have, obviously LeBron would make sense, right?
- 17:00Speaker 4: AD, I totally get. AD's Hall of Famer.
- 17:04Speaker 5: Kuzma? Was Smush Parker not available? There was a time
- 17:09Speaker 5: in L.A.
- 17:10Speaker 7: When I remember going to L.A. and there were billboards
- 17:13Speaker 7: up with Kyle Kuzma's face on it.
- 17:16Speaker 5: That's what L.A. does to players. That was silly. Yeah, well,
- 17:18Speaker 5: that's what L.A. does.
- 17:21Speaker 4: So, we'll get to lay it down here in a
- 17:23Speaker 4: few minutes. Do want to recap something that he was
- 17:26Speaker 4: talking about in that the.
- 17:29Speaker 5: Jags have outscored their opponents.
- 17:32Speaker 4: But what is it, 177?
- 17:35Speaker 3: They're 80 clear of the second place team.
- 17:38Speaker 4: Over the last handful of games? When you're outscoring people
- 17:42Speaker 4: by almost 200 points, and look, we can all take
- 17:50Speaker 4: the opponents that they played with a grain of salt,
- 17:53Speaker 4: and maybe it wasn't the greatest sort of a murderer's
- 17:56Speaker 4: row of teams to play against.
- 17:59Speaker 5: They beat the snot out of them. That team's good, man.
- 18:03Speaker 4: And I'll remind you, when they played in the playoffs,
- 18:06Speaker 4: it was this close to being Denver and Jacksonville in
- 18:09Speaker 4: the divisional round. Buffalo had to score a touchdown with
- 18:13Speaker 4: a minute left in the game to win 27-24. They're good.
- 18:19Speaker 3: The more this week has gone along, and we sit
- 18:21Speaker 3: here on this Friday, I guess the more worried I've gotten. But, Vic, again,
- 18:27Speaker 3: I want to go back to what popped into my
- 18:29Speaker 3: brain last night as I'm laying in bed not.
- 18:31Speaker 5: Able to sleep. I can only imagine what's in your brain.
- 18:34Speaker 5: And that is, well, who are you, Denver Broncos?
- 18:38Speaker 3: And if you're what we think you are, and that
- 18:41Speaker 3: is a contender in the AFC, you stubbed your toe
- 18:44Speaker 3: in week one. Big time. You get on out there
- 18:48Speaker 3: in your home field and you win. You get out
- 18:52Speaker 3: there and you beat a good Jacksonville team because that's
- 18:55Speaker 3: what other good teams do.
- 18:56Speaker 5: Good teams beat other good teams.
- 18:59Speaker 2: I agree.
- 18:59Speaker 5: On your home field. Wait a minute.
- 19:02Speaker 7: What?
- 19:03Speaker 4: Two things real quick.
- 19:04Speaker 5: Is you or is you eight?
- 19:06Speaker 4: You need to answer a question about something in just
- 19:08Speaker 4: a minute, Moshe. But the texture says, Brett, you really
- 19:10Speaker 4: have 80 in the Hall of Fame? Do you know
- 19:12Speaker 4: how the Basketball Hall of Fame works? Everybody's in.
- 19:14Speaker 5: The Basketball Hall of Fame, you know, it's interesting.
- 19:16Speaker 7: I had a conversation with somebody about the Basketball Hall
- 19:19Speaker 7: of Fame.
- 19:19Speaker 5: It's the Naismith Hall of Fame. I've been there.
- 19:22Speaker 7: I was there when Chauncey was inducted, George Carl the
- 19:24Speaker 7: year before. It is one of the weirdest Hall of
- 19:28Speaker 7: Fames in all Hall of Fames.
- 19:30Speaker 5: It's in a stride. shopping mall. It's just, it's weird.
- 19:34Speaker 5: And the way they pick candidates is weird.
- 19:37Speaker 3: So is the Hockey Hall of Fame. It's in a, well,
- 19:40Speaker 3: it's partially in an old bank and partially in a mall.
- 19:43Speaker 5: Yeah, like a strip mall. But the candidacy is... It's
- 19:46Speaker 5: a big old indoor thing.
- 19:48Speaker 7: The Hall of Fame in Bass is the only Hall
- 19:50Speaker 7: of Fame, too, where you can get in several times.
- 19:54Speaker 5: Like, Jerry West is in as a player, a coach,
- 19:57Speaker 5: a contributor. Make up a category. He's in there like
- 20:00Speaker 5: seven times. But you agree with me, Vic.
- 20:03Speaker 4: There is no question that Anthony Davis will be in
- 20:06Speaker 4: that Hall of Fame.
- 20:07Speaker 6: 100%.
- 20:07Speaker 5: I mean, a lot of times it's just All right,
- 20:10Speaker 5: who's up? All right, you're in. Let's go.
- 20:13Speaker 4: Here's what I need to ask you, Moshe. In fact, Nelly,
- 20:15Speaker 4: I'm going to send this to you, pull this up
- 20:16Speaker 4: on the screen behind me before we get to lay
- 20:17Speaker 4: it down and we take a look at the recap
- 20:19Speaker 4: of what you did last week and all that stuff.
- 20:22Speaker 4: I got a problem here, and this better just happen
- 20:26Speaker 4: during camp and not during the season. I saw a
- 20:29Speaker 4: video from Jesse Montana, and I'm offended by this. There
- 20:37Speaker 4: is a subtle joy to watching a hockey game. And
- 20:41Speaker 4: it's the Zamboni driver.
- 20:43Speaker 5: What do you see?
- 20:44Speaker 4: What's different about this, Vic?
- 20:45Speaker 5: It's a riderless, rudderless Zamboni.
- 20:49Speaker 6: No.
- 20:50Speaker 4: I want a driver. Are they going to have a
- 20:53Speaker 4: driver at Ball Arena?
- 20:54Speaker 5: Or will it be this? No, it's not that. Okay, good.
- 20:57Speaker 5: As long as that's not at Ball Arena, I'll take
- 20:58Speaker 5: this for camp. Moj, Moj, this is what you call
- 21:02Speaker 5: a bridge too far. This is.
- 21:04Speaker 3: I walked from one side of the rink to the other,
- 21:07Speaker 3: the other sheet of ice, and this.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Well, I wanted to say the M word.
- 21:11Speaker 5: This monstrosity? Worse than that.
- 21:14Speaker 8: This Waymo-ass Zamboni?
- 21:16Speaker 3: Yeah, this Waymo, I'm like, the.
- 21:19Speaker 5: Hell is that?
- 21:20Speaker 4: So if you guys, what we're talking about, at Av's camp,
- 21:23Speaker 4: there's this self-driving Zamboni thing.
- 21:27Speaker 3: It's a Waymo Zamboni. Now, you'd think, Raj, a lot
- 21:30Speaker 3: of people are using them, right?
- 21:32Speaker 5: Oh, Raj heard hockey and then had to sprint in here. No, no, no.
- 21:35Speaker 5: Turn your mic on. Turn your mic on. I coach
- 21:37Speaker 5: at this rink. It's not just the, oh, Raj heard hockey. No,
- 21:41Speaker 5: it's Pavlov's dog. I skate.
- 21:43Speaker 9: And coach at this rink like four days a week.
- 21:46Speaker 9: The problem with it, let me tell you what the
- 21:47Speaker 9: problem with this is. It's taking away ice time. Because
- 21:51Speaker 9: you think, okay, we.
- 21:52Speaker 5: Don't have a driver. We're saving money on no driver.
- 21:54Speaker 3: But they have a dude with a computer that has
- 21:57Speaker 3: to go onto the ice and program the whole damn thing.
- 22:01Speaker 5: So what's the difference? Exactly. So why not just have
- 22:04Speaker 5: a driver? It takes more time with this frigging. Hey,
- 22:07Speaker 5: what was Ross going to say?
- 22:09Speaker 3: First off, it is so slow.
- 22:11Speaker 4: Very slow.
- 22:12Speaker 5: Second off. Guys, it's quiet.
- 22:14Speaker 3: The thing almost killed me yesterday.
- 22:17Speaker 5: Oh, it's like a Roomba in your house?
- 22:19Speaker 9: Oh, it sneaks up on you. I was picking up
- 22:22Speaker 9: pucks the other day, and it was like seven feet
- 22:24Speaker 9: from me.
- 22:25Speaker 5: I almost got wood chippered. It's a weird thing, man.
- 22:28Speaker 5: I almost got Fargo'd to death.
- 22:30Speaker 7: Rog, I want to get your opinion on something, because
- 22:32Speaker 7: we didn't talk about it yesterday, as long as you're here.
- 22:34Speaker 7: When Jared Bednar opened his press conference, he was asked
- 22:37Speaker 7: a couple questions, and he acknowledged, he says, I'm going
- 22:39Speaker 7: to change my approach to.
- 22:41Speaker 5: to some things as a coach this year. What do
- 22:44Speaker 5: you think that change is?
- 22:46Speaker 9: That change has to be not relying on analytics as
- 22:50Speaker 9: much to make you feel better about what you're doing.
- 22:55Speaker 9: The thought was last year, hey, we're getting pucks to
- 22:57Speaker 9: the net. We're getting the chances. The numbers say it's
- 23:02Speaker 9: going to.
- 23:04Speaker 5: Break.
- 23:04Speaker 9: That's what the numbers say. And I do think it's
- 23:06Speaker 9: going to be less of a reliance on, hey, the
- 23:09Speaker 9: numbers say we're doing the things right. And more of
- 23:11Speaker 9: a reliance on, honestly, feel and eye test. And I'm
- 23:14Speaker 9: okay with that.
- 23:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 23:15Speaker 3: Analytics has a part. And the Avs have adopted that.
- 23:20Speaker 3: In fact, they held a huge analytics conference for all
- 23:25Speaker 3: the teams in the league. You know what I mean?
- 23:27Speaker 3: So they do a good job with it. Sometimes, yeah,
- 23:30Speaker 3: you can look at it and go, oh, this guy
- 23:31Speaker 3: should have 27 goals by now and he's got 15.
- 23:35Speaker 3: You've got to pass the eye test, too.
- 23:37Speaker 5: Okay.
- 23:38Speaker 4: We have to give you time for your thing. Because
- 23:41Speaker 4: we need to give most time. Raj, thank you for coming.
- 23:43Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, but I'm so out on the robo-zambo.
- 23:46Speaker 5: No, no, no, no. I want the driver. Get that out.
- 23:49Speaker 5: I need a driver.
- 23:51Speaker 4: All right, so it's Mosher's favorite part of the week,
- 23:54Speaker 4: our favorite part of the week. First of all, we
- 23:57Speaker 4: need to recap what Mosher did last week to assess
- 24:00Speaker 4: whether he can have his music.
- 24:02Speaker 5: Nelly?
- 24:03Speaker 3: The Missouri Tigers rematch this year on the road in Lawrence.
- 24:08Speaker 5: On the road laying.
- 24:09Speaker 3: Five and a half, you take your Missouri Tigers and
- 24:11Speaker 3: you know what you do? Oklahoma State sucks.
- 24:21Speaker 5: Dante Moore's gonna get off. He's getting off.
- 24:23Speaker 3: Dante Moore's going insane. You go on the road to Stillwater,
- 24:27Speaker 3: you're laying 22 and a half. You take your duck,
- 24:30Speaker 3: you pluck that duck, and you.
- 24:32Speaker 5: Lay it down.
- 24:33Speaker 3: Mestemaker, hit in the pocket, escapes, runs at the five,
- 24:37Speaker 3: goes up into the air, and scores.
- 24:40Speaker 5: Touchdown, Oklahoma State.
- 24:42Speaker 3: Shades of Fernando Mendoza going high into the air. Mestemaker
- 24:46Speaker 3: got hit twice, but he gives the Cowboys a 36-31 lead. Oh,
- 24:51Speaker 3: my God.
- 24:52Speaker 5: Louisiana Tech.
- 24:56Speaker 3: Is headed into Baton Rouge this weekend.
- 24:57Speaker 6: One and one.
- 24:58Speaker 3: Their personal point total this week for Louisiana Tech at
- 25:03Speaker 3: Baton Rouge is nine and a half points. Louisiana Tech
- 25:08Speaker 3: under nine and a half total points for that football team.
- 25:11Speaker 5: Panthers! The Miami Dolphins may not win a game this year.
- 25:16Speaker 3: Period.
- 25:17Speaker 5: End of story. They may not win a game.
- 25:19Speaker 3: But Clint Kubiak and the Raiders, minus three and a
- 25:21Speaker 3: half at home, they're going to win that game.
- 25:22Speaker 5: By a touchdown. Oh, yeah. Congratulations, folks. You get your music,
- 25:32Speaker 5: which means let's do it, baby. See, I like that
- 25:38Speaker 5: you earned this.
- 25:39Speaker 7: I like that.
- 25:41Speaker 5: This makes it hit.
- 25:42Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 25:43Speaker 5: Yeah, it gives it a little extra juice, right?
- 25:45Speaker 4: All right, Moshe, go ahead.
- 25:46Speaker 3: All right, I got one pro and three college for you.
- 25:49Speaker 5: Ready to rock? Let's do it.
- 25:51Speaker 3: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are flaming torqued. They went to
- 25:55Speaker 3: Cincy and they got Joe Burrowed. But Baker Mayfield and
- 26:00Speaker 3: company are going to rebound. You know, Baker did not
- 26:02Speaker 3: have a bad game. He was 23 of 28 for
- 26:06Speaker 3: 216 yards and a rushing touchdown. But you know what
- 26:08Speaker 3: he did do? He fumbled the football. He ain't going
- 26:11Speaker 3: to fumble it. And the Cleveland Browns, they are ripe
- 26:15Speaker 3: for the picking because they stink. Bucky Irving, by the way,
- 26:19Speaker 3: almost had 100 yards last week for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
- 26:24Speaker 5: Cleveland gets gashed on the ground. I mean gashed.
- 26:29Speaker 3: And by the way, the Buccaneers are 0-1 to start
- 26:32Speaker 3: the season for the first time since 2020 when Tom
- 26:35Speaker 3: Brady led them to the Super Bowl.
- 26:37Speaker 5: It's eight and a half. That ain't nearly, nearly, nearly enough. Nearly.
- 26:41Speaker 3: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers are going to go home, welcome
- 26:45Speaker 3: in the Cleveland Browns, and they're going to do what?
- 26:46Speaker 5: They're going to beat that ass.
- 26:51Speaker 3: Okay. So you take your little bread. You take your,
- 26:54Speaker 3: we have headphones and there are just SPY. This is
- 26:58Speaker 3: a cop and a microphone stand. You take that. You
- 27:01Speaker 3: sell all that crap. You go up to see Jennifer
- 27:03Speaker 3: and Blackhawk, right? The window, say, bucks minus eight and
- 27:06Speaker 3: a half.
- 27:07Speaker 2: Jen, Jen.
- 27:11Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 27:13Speaker 5: Lay it down. Lay it down.
- 27:15Speaker 8: Lay it down.
- 27:16Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 27:18Speaker 5: Lay it down. You want to play the voice game?
- 27:23Speaker 3: All right, you ready for this? I'm doing it, Rams.
- 27:25Speaker 3: I'm putting my faith in you. Canvas is going to
- 27:29Speaker 3: be insane on Saturday night. Now, the Rams are getting
- 27:33Speaker 3: 18 and a half right now. It opened at 21.
- 27:37Speaker 3: But here's the story. They are good on the ground.
- 27:40Speaker 3: Haney's going to run all over and pass all over
- 27:42Speaker 3: the place. And believe me when I tell you, the
- 27:44Speaker 3: BYU Cougars know this. The big key is keeping him
- 27:47Speaker 3: upright against a BYU team that is going to go hunting.
- 27:51Speaker 3: But listen, man, he's got nine touchdowns and one pick
- 27:54Speaker 3: on the season so far. And BYU's third down rate
- 27:59Speaker 3: on defense is ranked 90th in the country so far.
- 28:02Speaker 3: 40% of the time, the opposition is getting the third
- 28:06Speaker 3: down conversion. And if you've got Haiti, the dual threat
- 28:09Speaker 3: doing that, I'm not saying the Rams are going to
- 28:11Speaker 3: win the game, but I'm saying they can keep it
- 28:13Speaker 3: closer than 18. So you take those 18 points, you
- 28:17Speaker 3: tuck them right in your little pockets, you sit on them,
- 28:19Speaker 3: and you.
- 28:20Speaker 5: Lay it down.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 28:23Speaker 1: Lay it down.
- 28:25Speaker 5: Let me hear that one more time.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 28:27Speaker 5: Sounds like Springer.
- 28:29Speaker 7: No, no, no.
- 28:31Speaker 5: One more time.
- 28:31Speaker 8: Give me one more.
- 28:32Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 28:35Speaker 6: Ever heard of him?
- 28:39Speaker 5: The Moo?
- 28:40Speaker 6: What? No.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Who?
- 28:41Speaker 8: That's Kale McCarr.
- 28:42Speaker 5: That's Kale? Oh, it is? Lay it down.
- 28:44Speaker 2: I like it.
- 28:44Speaker 5: That does not sound like Kale McCarr.
- 28:46Speaker 6: I know.
- 28:47Speaker 5: Did he have a voice transplant? Go ahead, Moshe. Vic,
- 28:50Speaker 5: your Irish are laying 29 and a half to Michigan State.
- 28:54Speaker 3: Here's the problem with the Irish.
- 28:55Speaker 5: They're going to win. There ain't no doubt about it.
- 28:57Speaker 3: They're really, really, really, really good. But when you look
- 29:00Speaker 3: at Notre Dame the past several years, you know what
- 29:03Speaker 3: they do against power fours? even if they have a
- 29:06Speaker 3: big spread in the game, they kind of keep it closer.
- 29:09Speaker 5: Than you think.
- 29:11Speaker 3: I can see the Irish winning this game by 20.
- 29:13Speaker 3: I can see them winning it by 25. I don't
- 29:16Speaker 3: see them winning it by 29 and a half. I'm
- 29:19Speaker 3: not a Michigan State guy. Sorry, Johnny Lyles. I apologize.
- 29:23Speaker 3: I'm not a big Sparty. But again, just Notre Dame's
- 29:26Speaker 3: history against power fours is not great in terms of
- 29:30Speaker 3: blowing teams out.
- 29:31Speaker 7: Even though this is blowout weekend. And the weather might
- 29:33Speaker 7: slow it down. They're expecting weather.
- 29:35Speaker 3: There you go. So I'm just saying, South Bend this week,
- 29:39Speaker 3: it's going to be close. than 29.5, but it's still
- 29:41Speaker 3: going to be a blowout. I'll take Sparty and the 29.5,
- 29:44Speaker 3: and I'm going to lay it down. Lay it down.
- 29:46Speaker 3: Lay it down.
- 29:52Speaker 5: Lay it down. Who said that? Lay it down.
- 29:56Speaker 4: Who's so angry?
- 29:57Speaker 8: That's a real American hero right there. That is Brock Nelson.
- 30:00Speaker 5: Lay it down. I love it.
- 30:03Speaker 3: And this is an easy one. I thought about going
- 30:07Speaker 3: to the Buffs. I thought about it. I thought about
- 30:09Speaker 3: the Carolina Panthers.
- 30:09Speaker 4: Wait, before you pick your last game, should I get
- 30:11Speaker 4: mine out of the way?
- 30:11Speaker 5: BrickCoin, BrickCoin. I'm bought in, baby.
- 30:15Speaker 4: I'm all in. He's got an all-time record against the
- 30:18Speaker 4: top 25 of 15 and 26 as a head coach.
- 30:22Speaker 4: But there's a different fervor and anger to a pissed-off
- 30:25Speaker 4: Lane Kiffin who's had his former team talk trash about him.
- 30:29Speaker 4: They're favored by three. I think he is playing games
- 30:32Speaker 4: with Sam Leavitt. I think he's going to play. I
- 30:35Speaker 4: think he's going to go back to Ole Miss, and
- 30:37Speaker 4: he is going to try and shove it down their throat.
- 30:39Speaker 4: They're either going to lose or win by 100. The
- 30:42Speaker 4: spread's three in favor of LSU.
- 30:45Speaker 5: Take that cash. Go over to Lane Kiffin. And lay
- 30:50Speaker 5: it down! Lay down.
- 30:55Speaker 3: Oh, wait, one more time.
- 30:56Speaker 5: Lay down.
- 30:59Speaker 3: Burns?
- 31:00Speaker 2: Nope.
- 31:01Speaker 5: Lay down.
- 31:02Speaker 8: That's Marty Nachos.
- 31:03Speaker 5: Marty Nachos. Oh, I love it. On the down.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Kind of a checky accent there.
- 31:08Speaker 2: Down.
- 31:08Speaker 5: This is an easy one. Do you got one, Mario?
- 31:12Speaker 5: A VIX pick? Yeah, an unsolicited VIX pick.
- 31:15Speaker 8: Unsolicited VIX pick?
- 31:15Speaker 5: Do we have an unsolicited VIX pick? I was going
- 31:17Speaker 5: to do Survivor Pool with this, but if you want
- 31:19Speaker 5: to do.
- 31:19Speaker 3: We're doing that at the last segment.
- 31:21Speaker 5: All right, then I'll save mine.
- 31:23Speaker 4: Okay, gotcha.
- 31:24Speaker 3: Last thing, the Rutgers is terrible. Shiano and company, they
- 31:28Speaker 3: are junk. USC is going there. I'm not talking about spreads,
- 31:31Speaker 3: but I'm talking about the over-under.
- 31:32Speaker 5: You ready for this? It's 57 and a half. That
- 31:35Speaker 5: ain't going to be enough.
- 31:38Speaker 3: I mean, USC may score 57 on their own.
- 31:41Speaker 5: 58 and a half, no.
- 31:42Speaker 3: Okay, well, I got it at 57 and a half.
- 31:44Speaker 4: Well, the Rutgers is 58.
- 31:45Speaker 3: Vic, when I tell you the Rutgers defense stinks, they
- 31:48Speaker 3: are terrible. Take the over 57 and a half, right?
- 31:54Speaker 3: You go to New Jersey, hey, you go to New Jersey, say, hey, Rutgers,
- 31:57Speaker 3: you suck, huh? You know what I'm saying? I'm going
- 32:00Speaker 3: to take the 57 and a half and over that
- 32:02Speaker 3: right there and lay it down.
- 32:03Speaker 6: Lay it down.
- 32:08Speaker 5: Lay it down. Lay it down. We'll go to the
- 32:10Speaker 5: house of whores.
- 32:11Speaker 2: And lay it down.
- 32:12Speaker 5: Lay it down.
- 32:13Speaker 4: One more time.
- 32:16Speaker 5: Lay it down. Lay it down. Is that Burns?
- 32:21Speaker 8: That is Burns.
- 32:21Speaker 5: That's Burns. Love it.
- 32:24Speaker 4: All right, Moj, who was 2-2 last week, gets his music,
- 32:28Speaker 4: and as long as he finishes at least 500, he
- 32:30Speaker 4: gets it back.
- 32:30Speaker 5: See, Vic, 500's good. See how confident he sounded, by
- 32:33Speaker 5: the way, now that he's got his music back?
- 32:34Speaker 3: I feel good. I feel good now.
- 32:35Speaker 4: It wasn't... All right, final thoughts on the game. Survivor
- 32:42Speaker 4: picks and drum takes next.
- 32:43Speaker 5: All right, final thoughts here.
- 32:45Speaker 4: First and foremost, should we get the survivor picks out
- 32:48Speaker 4: of the way? Should we do that now?
- 32:50Speaker 5: Yeah, from the guys who survived.
- 32:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 32:53Speaker 5: Vic, you and me are survivors.
- 32:55Speaker 3: We have a crap racket going on, me and Nelly.
- 32:58Speaker 4: Imagine starting something that's supposed to last 17 weeks, and
- 33:02Speaker 4: after one, you're like, I'm dead.
- 33:04Speaker 5: You're done. I will start.
- 33:12Speaker 7: There's only one game on the NFL slate, and this
- 33:15Speaker 7: is easy. You don't have to overthink this like Mosher does.
- 33:17Speaker 5: This is easy. There's only one game that's a double-digit number.
- 33:21Speaker 5: Only one.
- 33:22Speaker 7: Everything is single digits. San Francisco's favored by 13 and
- 33:26Speaker 7: a half. The game's in San Fran. Miami comes to town.
- 33:31Speaker 7: San Francisco could win this game anywhere on earth, let
- 33:34Speaker 7: alone in San Francisco.
- 33:35Speaker 3: Vic, did Miami go home or did they just go
- 33:37Speaker 3: up the coast? Because they played in Los Angeles the
- 33:41Speaker 3: week before.
- 33:43Speaker 5: I don't know. I haven't gotten Miami's travel plans.
- 33:45Speaker 3: No, they played in Vegas.
- 33:46Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 33:48Speaker 7: Doesn't matter where they played this game. They could play
- 33:50Speaker 7: it anywhere on earth. San Francisco's going to win this game.
- 33:53Speaker 7: That is my Week two survivor.
- 33:55Speaker 2: Thank you. All right.
- 33:56Speaker 5: Here's what we're going to do.
- 33:57Speaker 4: So both me and Vic, we have the Jags eliminated
- 34:00Speaker 4: from ever picking them again for the rest of the year.
- 34:02Speaker 4: So Vic is now using the Niners. And I feel
- 34:06Speaker 4: like each week me and Vic are going to do this.
- 34:09Speaker 4: He's going to pick who plays the Dolphins and I'll
- 34:11Speaker 4: pick who plays the Browns. So I'm going to take
- 34:12Speaker 4: the Bucs. The Bucs started the year 0-1.
- 34:17Speaker 5: Tough game. Close.
- 34:19Speaker 4: If not for a bunch of fumbles from Baker Mayfield,
- 34:22Speaker 4: probably would have beaten Cincinnati. They go back home, playing
- 34:26Speaker 4: against Cleveland. I think they're going to absolutely dominate. The
- 34:30Speaker 4: spread's eight and a half, but I just need them
- 34:32Speaker 4: to win. So Bucs are my pick. So Bucs, and
- 34:36Speaker 4: Vic has the Niners. How about you, consolation boys?
- 34:39Speaker 3: I have some serious.
- 34:40Speaker 5: How about the already deceased pool? All right, I have
- 34:42Speaker 5: some serious FOMO right now.
- 34:44Speaker 3: I really do.
- 34:45Speaker 8: Bozer and I, we're in the dead pool.
- 34:48Speaker 3: The Rams are not going to lose on Monday night
- 34:50Speaker 3: to the Giants.
- 34:51Speaker 5: They're just not.
- 34:52Speaker 3: I guess I should pick the Rams... I'll tell you
- 34:54Speaker 3: what I'm going to do. I'm very confident of the Buccaneers.
- 34:57Speaker 3: I'll take them too.
- 34:59Speaker 8: Mosher, I swear to God, I was going to pick
- 35:01Speaker 8: the Rams over the Giants, our coworkers. You can. I'm
- 35:05Speaker 8: going to be a good company man. Rams country, let's
- 35:07Speaker 8: ram it.
- 35:08Speaker 4: I want the Giants to win so badly and have
- 35:11Speaker 4: you guys two weeks in a row in a survivor pool.
- 35:14Speaker 1: Bam, bam.
- 35:14Speaker 3: My pick is the Bucs.
- 35:17Speaker 5: Oh, you're picking the Bucs. Over the Browns, yes. Okay, gotcha.
- 35:19Speaker 7: You know, since they're in the consolation bracket, we should
- 35:21Speaker 7: make it so you can't take the games we take.
- 35:24Speaker 5: They're obviously trying to gain something. Yeah, you can't take
- 35:28Speaker 5: my game. So take the Rams. That's what you want. No,
- 35:33Speaker 5: because I don't want to wait until Monday.
- 35:37Speaker 4: By the way, was that the unsolicited Vic pick?
- 35:41Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much.
- 35:42Speaker 4: That was the Niners? So hit the sounder for him there, Nellie.
- 35:48Speaker 4: If we get an unsolicited Vic pick, we have to
- 35:49Speaker 4: play the sound.
- 35:50Speaker 5: It's me, Mario. All right.
- 35:55Speaker 4: Final thoughts heading into the Broncos weekend.
- 36:00Speaker 5: Look, this is a huge game. It is. If you
- 36:03Speaker 5: put yourself in an 0-2 hole, the season's not over.
- 36:06Speaker 4: But you're staring at 0-2 with the Rams coming into
- 36:10Speaker 4: town the following week.
- 36:11Speaker 5: It's a big deal. What do you need to see
- 36:15Speaker 5: on Sunday?
- 36:15Speaker 7: I need to see offense in some capacity. I need
- 36:18Speaker 7: to see the offense in a game in which they
- 36:20Speaker 7: have to play well. In fact, I'd rather see a
- 36:22Speaker 7: close game with the offense having to save the day.
- 36:25Speaker 7: That would give me great delight, to be honest with you.
- 36:28Speaker 7: I want to see an offensive game that makes sense.
- 36:31Speaker 7: It's a great weekend of football, and I can't wait.
- 36:33Speaker 7: Starting tonight, Cherry Creek Valor, one versus two, Altitude TV.
- 36:38Speaker 7: Then tomorrow, we got college football. CSU at home against BYU.
- 36:42Speaker 7: Can they shock the world? Can CU go to Northwestern
- 36:45Speaker 7: and do some damage? Sunday, of course, you got the
- 36:48Speaker 7: Broncos in Jacksonville. And inside all of that this weekend,
- 36:52Speaker 7: Andrea Bocelli for me.
- 36:53Speaker 5: What a weekend.
- 36:56Speaker 4: What's the combined record, Moj, of CU, CSU, and the
- 36:59Speaker 4: Broncos this weekend?
- 37:04Speaker 3: What do you mean?
- 37:05Speaker 5: On a season or just?
- 37:07Speaker 2: Today?
- 37:08Speaker 5: This weekend? I just said this weekend. How much more
- 37:11Speaker 5: specific can I get? One and two. What's the one?
- 37:18Speaker 2: Buffs.
- 37:19Speaker 4: You think the Broncos are going down?
- 37:20Speaker 5: You think the Broncos are going to lose?
- 37:22Speaker 3: It's a pick-em. They're going to have to prove it
- 37:24Speaker 3: to me, dude. I'm telling you, is you is or.
- 37:25Speaker 5: Is you ain't. Make me a Bo Lever, Bo. Offense,
- 37:32Speaker 5: make me a Bo Lever.
- 37:33Speaker 4: I think they're going to go 2-1. I think the
- 37:35Speaker 4: Rammies will keep it within a couple of scores, maybe,
- 37:38Speaker 4: but still lose to BYU. I think CU wins over
- 37:41Speaker 4: Northwestern because I just don't think Northwestern's that good.
- 37:44Speaker 5: And you know what?
- 37:45Speaker 4: I know the defense is bouncing back. They will tackle
- 37:47Speaker 4: this week. And that was the only thing they didn't do,
- 37:49Speaker 4: but it's the most costly thing you can do. I
- 37:52Speaker 4: think they're going to tackle. They'll not have Jacksonville just
- 37:56Speaker 4: kind of pick their poison on how they want to
- 37:58Speaker 4: defeat you on offense. And I think the Broncos' offense
- 38:01Speaker 4: bounces back because it has to. There's one thing about
- 38:03Speaker 4: Bo Nix. Say whatever you want about him. It has to.
- 38:06Speaker 5: That dude responds. He's resilient. He responds. Hey, Brett, is
- 38:09Speaker 5: 24 points a lot?
- 38:12Speaker 8: For who?
- 38:13Speaker 5: Is it attainable? Is 24 points attainable? Yeah, it's attainable.
- 38:16Speaker 5: It's not asking for a lot, right? And they probably
- 38:18Speaker 5: need it to win.
- 38:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 38:19Speaker 5: I ain't asking for a world here. I've said 24-21.
- 38:24Speaker 5: And I don't care how you get there.
- 38:26Speaker 7: It would be nice to get that 24th point, you know,
- 38:28Speaker 7: when you have to drive it down the.
- 38:30Speaker 5: Field to win the game late. Whatever. 24 points is
- 38:33Speaker 5: not asking a lot.
- 38:34Speaker 2: Sorry.
- 38:35Speaker 5: Get there. Win the game.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Commit to the run game.
- 38:39Speaker 5: Give J.K. Dobbins. How about this?
- 38:41Speaker 4: I need a minimum of 14 out of J.K.
- 38:44Speaker 6: Dobbins.
- 38:44Speaker 4: I need 14 carries. You do that, you've committed to it,
- 38:48Speaker 4: that should open up some other things.
- 38:49Speaker 5: Well, especially with Harvey banged up, I'd like to see 20.
- 38:51Speaker 4: And for the love of God, you traded a first-round
- 38:57Speaker 4: pick for a wide receiver. Can we get him four
- 39:00Speaker 4: or five catches at least?
- 39:02Speaker 3: Can we.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Can we put him in the game plan? You know,
- 39:06Speaker 4: dynamic playmaker, speed guy. Can he have the ball.
- 39:09Speaker 5: In his hands, please? Also, I'm told, I didn't realize this,
- 39:13Speaker 5: we should have had him on. That's our fault.
- 39:16Speaker 7: Noah Reed, the Nuggets new play-by-play guy, he is calling
- 39:19Speaker 7: that CU Northwestern game.
- 39:21Speaker 2: Really?
- 39:22Speaker 3: Sweet.
- 39:22Speaker 7: Yeah, so you're going to get to hear him on
- 39:23Speaker 7: the call tomorrow and get familiar with him.
- 39:27Speaker 9: Sweet.
- 39:27Speaker 5: See if he drops any mad lines.
- 39:32Speaker 3: Huh?
- 39:32Speaker 5: Mad lines? See what kind of lines he drops. Well,
- 39:36Speaker 5: butter my butt and call me a biscuit. Like that? Yeah.
- 39:39Speaker 5: Lines like that? All right.
- 39:41Speaker 4: Nelly said it was fruitful this week, so let's get
- 39:43Speaker 4: to our favorite part of the week.
- 39:44Speaker 5: Drunk takes... Marjorie Lombardi and Kane present... Da-da-da-da. Drunk Takes.
- 39:51Speaker 7: For the record, I think this sort of dehumanizes us.
- 39:54Speaker 6: Da-da-da-da-da.
- 39:57Speaker 7: And it really cracks at our credibility as a show.
- 40:02Speaker 5: Drunk Takes. Drunk Takes.
- 40:05Speaker 4: They're clips from throughout the week. We slow them down
- 40:07Speaker 4: to half speed. It makes it sound like we're hammered.
- 40:09Speaker 5: Nelly. Marjorie Lombardi. Drunk Takes. I was trying to do
- 40:15Speaker 5: it before you got back in. What happened to your
- 40:18Speaker 5: tongue there? I was trying to.
- 40:21Speaker 6: Get it out because he was racing back in.
- 40:26Speaker 5: I was trying to get it out. What's next?
- 40:30Speaker 1: Lionel Messi and Inter Miami won the.
- 40:41Speaker 6: I want to say, Nelly, you have a good Spanish accent.
- 40:46Speaker 6: Say the cup that they won last night.
- 40:49Speaker 5: The campeones.
- 40:50Speaker 2: The.
- 40:52Speaker 5: Campeones.
- 40:53Speaker 8: Copa de tu madre.
- 40:55Speaker 5: What are we talking about? I love the Copa de Tumadre.
- 41:06Speaker 5: We need to assign that trophy to a game.
- 41:08Speaker 4: I told you, it's got to be the home game
- 41:10Speaker 4: against Kansas City. It's going to be that. Every week,
- 41:14Speaker 4: a game needs to be assigned to Copa de Tumadre.
- 41:16Speaker 4: The Copa de Tumadre.
- 41:19Speaker 5: What's next? Who's the starting running back for the Jags?
- 41:22Speaker 3: Tootin?
- 41:22Speaker 5: Michelle Tootin? So did you say cooter?
- 41:32Speaker 3: I forgot.
- 41:41Speaker 5: How did you get that?
- 41:43Speaker 3: He was half listening.
- 41:46Speaker 5: So did you say cooter? Again, there was.
- 41:52Speaker 4: Jim Bob Cooter was an offensive coordinator in this league.
- 41:57Speaker 5: By the way, Bashal Tootin's a fun name. It is
- 41:59Speaker 5: a fun name. It is a fun name.
- 42:00Speaker 3: It's not going to be fun if he— Hey, it
- 42:02Speaker 3: ain't going to be fun if he rushes for $ 1.
- 42:03Speaker 5: 50 and two touches.
- 42:05Speaker 3: True.
- 42:05Speaker 5: What's next?
- 42:06Speaker 6: DeAndre Swift had 18 carries for $ 1. 24, and McGonagall— McGonaguy,
- 42:15Speaker 6: excuse me.
- 42:17Speaker 5: Menonguy. Menonguy. I can't say that guy's name. McGonagall. McGonagall.
- 42:25Speaker 6: Manon left side. Manon McGonigal. I can't.
- 42:32Speaker 2: See his name.
- 42:33Speaker 5: You called him McGonigal? Who are we talking about? It's
- 42:37Speaker 5: Manon guy. The backup running back in Chicago. The second
- 42:40Speaker 5: running back in Chicago. He ran for 100 yards.
- 42:41Speaker 3: He went exactly for 100 yards.
- 42:42Speaker 5: I thought you were trying to say McConaughey.
- 42:44Speaker 3: No.
- 42:45Speaker 5: His name is Kyle Manon guy. So we have Bashal Tutin.
- 42:48Speaker 5: We have Bashal Tutin and Kyle Manon guy.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Or.
- 42:52Speaker 5: Cooter in Monaco. McGonagall, yeah.
- 42:55Speaker 3: It's a good old American name.
- 42:56Speaker 5: Can you just go with Cooter? What's next?
- 42:59Speaker 6: You know, I thought you were going to go this direction, Vic,
- 43:03Speaker 6: when you said the transformation. I thought you might go
- 43:07Speaker 6: Bill Belichick's boobs.
- 43:10Speaker 4: Bill Belichick has absolute panic.
- 43:16Speaker 5: I mean, should I get?
- 43:22Speaker 4: Big hammers on this guy.
- 43:27Speaker 5: It's true. It's the easiest observation you could have made
- 43:34Speaker 5: from that picture. What's next?
- 43:36Speaker 2: Hey, coach. Michael Howes with the Baltimore Sun.
- 43:41Speaker 5: Hey, Michael.
- 43:43Speaker 1: Hey, Michael.
- 43:45Speaker 2: What do you remember about work? What do you remember?
- 43:52Speaker 5: Hey, Michael.
- 43:54Speaker 2: What do you remember?
- 43:55Speaker 5: Hey, Michael. How you doing, Michael? Michael, how you doing?
- 44:02Speaker 2: Can you hear me?
- 44:03Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying how you doing? Oh, my stomach hurts.
- 44:06Speaker 2: Good. How are you? Good.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Good.
- 44:10Speaker 5: Franklin, what a weirdo. My stomach hurts, man. That's so good.
- 44:13Speaker 3: All right.
- 44:14Speaker 4: Last one.
- 44:14Speaker 5: Go ahead. You can poop all you want. Go poop.
- 44:19Speaker 2: I'm not pooping.
- 44:21Speaker 5: Poop wherever you want to poop. Good God.
- 44:26Speaker 6: Just because I don't want to poop like you poop,
- 44:30Speaker 6: all of a sudden I'm the bad guy?
- 44:33Speaker 5: You conned me. What were you talking about?
- 44:39Speaker 4: It was if you would poop yourself if Pat Mahomes
- 44:42Speaker 4: had the ball with 40 seconds left or whatever.
- 44:46Speaker 5: You were mad at me.
- 44:48Speaker 7: I was mad at you because you weren't taking the
- 44:51Speaker 7: Chiefs seriously.
- 44:52Speaker 5: You and Brent. You weren't taking them seriously, that game seriously.
- 44:56Speaker 7: You thought the Broncos were going to go in there
- 44:57Speaker 7: and mow them down, and I told you to think otherwise.
- 45:01Speaker 5: That's what made me mad.
- 45:01Speaker 3: Hey, listen, if the Broncos, you want me to be impressed?
- 45:05Speaker 3: Mow down a good Jacksonville team. The Jags are good.
- 45:08Speaker 3: Mow them down on Sunday, and you will have my attention.
- 45:12Speaker 5: I promise you. iTunes, Spotify.
- 45:14Speaker 6: Oh, yeah.
- 45:15Speaker 4: Raj said I sound old when I say iTunes because
- 45:17Speaker 4: it's not called that. It's just Apple Music now, but
- 45:19Speaker 4: I'm a creature of habit. It is?
- 45:21Speaker 5: iTunes, Spotify.
- 45:23Speaker 4: iTunes ain't even a thing anymore, apparently, Vic.
- 45:26Speaker 5: Did you say Cooter? No, I said Bashal Tootin and McGonagall. No,
- 45:31Speaker 5: Cooter and McGonagall. What a backfield.
- 45:34Speaker 4: All right, have a great weekend. We'll talk to you
- 45:35Speaker 4: on Monday.
- 45:35Speaker 3: I love you.
- 45:35Speaker 2: See you.
- 45:36Speaker 6: You can't pull Bangladesh out your tailpipe because I can
- 45:41Speaker 6: pull whatever I want.