Latest / Chisme With DoKnow / Trivia Night | Chisme With Doknow & Jakarta Ep: 10
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- 0:00Speaker 1: What's the deal is your boy? Do no man? And
- 0:03Speaker 1: on February nineteen, JAIKARTI where we're gonna be at. We're
- 0:06Speaker 1: gonna be a fucking Floppers Honey and burd band cuts
- 0:10Speaker 1: for our first Life show, First Life Show.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Ready to the Bitch, I don't know. I'll take every
- 0:15Speaker 2: both to take your nerves out.
- 0:16Speaker 1: What the fun?
- 0:17Speaker 2: Every nineteen, We'll see you guys at Floppers Comedy Club.
- 0:20Speaker 2: Get the link in our bio for the tickets.
- 0:22Speaker 1: Let's go. Welcome back to the episode of Cheese and Jak.
- 0:29Speaker 1: What up though, Jay?
- 0:31Speaker 2: Slims have your Sunday brother Day of the Lord or
- 0:35Speaker 2: is it the Day of the Lord? Every day?
- 0:37Speaker 1: Facts? Facts or they have a lot? Calm down, bro,
- 0:41Speaker 1: that's real ship.
- 0:42Speaker 2: You canna like a is there like a day where
- 0:45Speaker 2: our Fridays Friday prayer, Friday prayer, you know, like Catholicks
- 0:49Speaker 2: and like Christians is like Sundays. But it's weird because
- 0:53Speaker 2: when I remember when I used to work at the
- 0:55Speaker 2: Monscar Tone from they have Sunday school, like for the children.
- 0:59Speaker 1: What do you guys? What are they they teach? Like? Making?
- 1:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah everything, gun boy. I went I went there too.
- 1:06Speaker 2: I used to go there for Sunday school. Yeah, then
- 1:08Speaker 2: if I around and ended up working there, pretty cool?
- 1:10Speaker 1: Is it? Is it like a like do you like
- 1:13Speaker 1: graduate from it or something like that?
- 1:15Speaker 2: It be like Sunday school, Yeah, I guess so, but
- 1:17Speaker 2: it'd be like a certification for like you know what
- 1:20Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like you know how Catholics have Sunday school too, Yeah,
- 1:23Speaker 2: with the medical is on Saturdays. I think they do.
- 1:26Speaker 1: What did you say to the pre medical men on?
- 1:28Speaker 1: So you go to school for like two years every
- 1:30Speaker 1: Saturday and then you.
- 1:32Speaker 2: You like own is that like your first communion? Your
- 1:34Speaker 2: first communion and to pre medical So you did that too. No,
- 1:36Speaker 2: I paid for mine. That's not neither. Catholic Church was
- 1:38Speaker 2: a fraud.
- 1:40Speaker 1: I paid back in the day, back in the day.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Told the story you coming out like, don't come out
- 1:46Speaker 1: on back in the day in the olden now ahead
- 1:49Speaker 1: actually my back in the day, the olden times, you know,
- 1:51Speaker 1: you could pay a pre state raise your sins. I
- 1:53Speaker 1: was back in like eighteen hundreds.
- 1:56Speaker 2: Or something like like a Catholic priests or like I
- 1:58Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know me not a Muslim breeze,
- 2:01Speaker 2: did they? They don't have the ability to do that. Yeah, no,
- 2:04Speaker 2: one could just go that's not oh yeah, so all
- 2:10Speaker 2: my so I was gonna do it. Actually, so all
- 2:13Speaker 2: my sisters did it. They did it like as a
- 2:15Speaker 2: kid though, like where they have to go like every Saturday.
- 2:17Speaker 1: So why didn't you? Okay, So I'm I'm full them,
- 2:20Speaker 1: full man deep in this gym, and so you're like
- 2:22Speaker 1: the worst adhd, No, what is it? Say it coky? No.
- 2:28Speaker 1: So I was gonna do it, and I was doing it.
- 2:32Speaker 1: I was gonna.
- 2:32Speaker 2: I was doing that as like as an adult technically,
- 2:35Speaker 2: because you do it like in your early ages, like
- 2:38Speaker 2: like when you're like a nine ten around that time.
- 2:40Speaker 1: But I did my ship like.
- 2:41Speaker 2: When I was like I was gonna do when I
- 2:42Speaker 2: was like fifteen sixteen, My aunt, what you okay?
- 2:48Speaker 1: Can I finish the story?
- 2:50Speaker 2: Goddamn bro thinks so good today? No, you're like you're
- 2:54Speaker 2: like bad, like chill seriously seriously.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Yes. So I was like fifteen six to what a
- 2:59Speaker 1: big motion? Yeah yeah there we go, just fly today.
- 3:02Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, fifteen sixteen, and I was doing it.
- 3:08Speaker 2: But it was me and a bunch of like thirty
- 3:10Speaker 2: forty year olds that were doing it just so they
- 3:12Speaker 2: could get married, but we're like doing I'm doing it
- 3:14Speaker 2: Alloway in Glende because my mom lives at Glendo. She's
- 3:16Speaker 2: like doing that's really Catholic. And then she like paid
- 3:18Speaker 2: for me. She's like me, oh, you're the only one
- 3:20Speaker 2: of us from the kids that doesn't have your first communion.
- 3:22Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, fine, I'll do it right,
- 3:24Speaker 2: I'll just do it just first, So after school kick
- 3:26Speaker 2: with all the homies.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Like on every Wednesday, I would like catch the ninety two.
- 3:30Speaker 2: Is it the ninety two or the ninety right there
- 3:32Speaker 2: by by Michael Park that takes you to like Glendo.
- 3:35Speaker 1: Don't look at me, bro, I don't over there. No, No,
- 3:38Speaker 1: it's like the ninety something whatever.
- 3:41Speaker 2: And then one time I'm away there is when I
- 3:43Speaker 2: got down one of the ops on my way to
- 3:44Speaker 2: the thing.
- 3:45Speaker 1: I got down one of the ops. I still went
- 3:47Speaker 1: to the classes. Shit like that.
- 3:49Speaker 2: And then that same day some lady was like the
- 3:53Speaker 2: lady that was teaching us so the like, oh are
- 3:56Speaker 2: you guys new to the to the religion. They're like,
- 3:58Speaker 2: we left becausecause all of our preats were touching.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Kids like you in the class. But you got to keep it.
- 4:04Speaker 2: No, like like she was saying, like she led because
- 4:07Speaker 2: of all the scandals on the news and stuff. Oh
- 4:08Speaker 2: who's asking who? The teacher was asking students. Also, it's
- 4:12Speaker 2: a mix, like there's women in there too, Yeah, in
- 4:15Speaker 2: the guys and girls. Yeah, but that's a prerequisite before
- 4:18Speaker 2: you want to get married, you have to do that.
- 4:20Speaker 1: You have to have your first communion, right, and your confirmation.
- 4:22Speaker 3: It's the first communion and confirmation.
- 4:24Speaker 2: So confirmation, Well, if you want to get married by
- 4:26Speaker 2: the church, if you just want to get married, you
- 4:28Speaker 2: just know, yeah, I know, I mean that's it's like
- 4:30Speaker 2: kind of the I don't know, I mean, I know
- 4:33Speaker 2: with Muslims, it's like like you need to get the
- 4:36Speaker 2: marriage certificate first from the state, like you would need
- 4:39Speaker 2: to get married by law first, and then you go
- 4:41Speaker 2: to the mosque and then they do what it's called
- 4:43Speaker 2: the nick and they do the Muslim wedding.
- 4:46Speaker 1: It's really just like a ceremony thing, you know, it's.
- 4:48Speaker 4: Something similar, but uh, like Catholic Church, you have to
- 4:52Speaker 4: get the baptism, the first communion.
- 4:55Speaker 2: And then the confirmation confirmation supposed to like but there's
- 4:58Speaker 2: like six sacraments you could get seven success I love
- 5:02Speaker 2: that ship.
- 5:03Speaker 1: The six seven. But yeah, so yeah, and then so
- 5:07Speaker 1: I didn't end up doing it. And then.
- 5:11Speaker 2: My godmother that baptized me. Where they're from or where
- 5:15Speaker 2: her like her husband was from, I think I don't
- 5:16Speaker 2: know exactly the story. A priest comes every year and
- 5:21Speaker 2: and and gets everybody to do like their first community
- 5:23Speaker 2: stud of that. But you're paying a hundred bucks and
- 5:25Speaker 2: you don't got to go throughout the whole year, and
- 5:28Speaker 2: they use that money to build up the church in their.
- 5:31Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, I mean the money is not going
- 5:33Speaker 1: to just him or nothing, you.
- 5:34Speaker 2: Know, but you understand the point is to teach the
- 5:36Speaker 2: word of God when you go to this class. Were
- 5:41Speaker 2: actually but and then and then and then there's some
- 5:43Speaker 2: there's some churches that aren't approved by the Vaticans. So
- 5:46Speaker 2: if you did do your first community there, your certificate
- 5:48Speaker 2: isn't approved.
- 5:48Speaker 1: Because he did that, the church was approved by the Vatican. Yes,
- 5:51Speaker 1: how do you get the direct approval? It's just a.
- 5:54Speaker 2: Command, it's under It's like like I think my mom,
- 5:57Speaker 2: I don't know what my mom was telling me, Like
- 5:59Speaker 2: the one when you're trying me down, the one tell
- 6:00Speaker 2: you know the big ass Virgin Mary. Yeah, like that's like,
- 6:03Speaker 2: I have no idea what you're talking about. The one
- 6:06Speaker 2: right next to understand too, Bro, I don't fucking drive.
- 6:11Speaker 2: So like when you say one ten, I know where
- 6:14Speaker 2: the ten is because that's you know, the way to
- 6:15Speaker 2: the crib. But other than that, I don't know where anything. Yeah,
- 6:17Speaker 2: but I would think you would you would have one
- 6:19Speaker 2: took us here? No, yeah, one on one took here
- 6:23Speaker 2: is the one, the one that goes all the way
- 6:25Speaker 2: down south Central. You really don't know, No, I know,
- 6:28Speaker 2: and I know, and and then and then my thing
- 6:30Speaker 2: is like I would hope, like you're driving your lazy
- 6:33Speaker 2: bitch shit in the back and just look out the
- 6:34Speaker 2: window and never doing nothing, you would be more observant,
- 6:37Speaker 2: like of the things you.
- 6:38Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, I look at the sky sometimes stories I'll
- 6:42Speaker 1: be trying to count you. You know what I I
- 6:44Speaker 1: feel like as the only way he.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Would ever learn is if we get like RAYMONDO and
- 6:49Speaker 2: all his other friends like that, pick him up and
- 6:51Speaker 2: drop him off like us. If us and we just
- 6:55Speaker 2: cut him off for like a month, I wonder how
- 6:57Speaker 2: like Fidel, like, I wonder what you would do, like
- 7:00Speaker 2: if we all.
- 7:01Speaker 1: Just cut you off from picking you up and dropping
- 7:03Speaker 1: you off for a whole month.
- 7:04Speaker 2: I wonder how you would have survived had including your
- 7:07Speaker 2: brother has included your dad not taking you to work
- 7:10Speaker 2: all that one. Don't ever be telling my business like
- 7:12Speaker 2: that again. The no, no, this is real shit. That's
- 7:15Speaker 2: the only way you're gonna learn. I know how to drive. Bro,
- 7:18Speaker 2: You're twenty five years old, six twenty six, and I
- 7:21Speaker 2: don't have an LS that's it. Oh and you don't
- 7:23Speaker 2: have a car. Yeah, but I could get a car
- 7:26Speaker 2: tomorrow if I want. Yeah, but I just I don't
- 7:29Speaker 2: have a license yet.
- 7:30Speaker 1: Bro.
- 7:30Speaker 2: I think that's something I need to cross off my list,
- 7:32Speaker 2: probably by the fourth month in this in this year before.
- 7:35Speaker 1: You have to get your rent and you have your
- 7:36Speaker 1: riden No did you do? I don't have either of
- 7:39Speaker 1: those either. But I have a car. You give more
- 7:41Speaker 1: than one? Yeah right, more than one girl too? Hell yeah? Yeah, no, that.
- 7:47Speaker 2: Native stops twenty twenty six. Yeah, so it is my
- 7:49Speaker 2: narrative too much. That has to stop for real, Bro,
- 7:52Speaker 2: it's bad.
- 7:55Speaker 1: What's the deal you guys?
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- 9:30Speaker 2: It's crazy. I'll be like I talked to a lot
- 9:32Speaker 2: of the homes if the pop we focused the pod? Hey,
- 9:35Speaker 2: who be airing out your business a lot?
- 9:37Speaker 1: Huh? And I'd be like, can you got somebody for
- 9:41Speaker 1: what happened? Who oh? A lot of your boys? Yeah?
- 9:43Speaker 1: Well yeah, was saying you're you're on my business? Did
- 9:46Speaker 1: do they say that you are on my business?
- 9:48Speaker 3: Nah?
- 9:49Speaker 1: No? Who? What has been the best reaction you've got
- 9:52Speaker 1: it from the pod? Probably? I called my big cousins
- 9:56Speaker 1: yesterday and you called them to let them know that
- 9:58Speaker 1: you're popping on the pod.
- 10:00Speaker 2: They watch it, my boy Tommy and yelp and they
- 10:03Speaker 2: was they be watching LP yop YOPI oh yeah, like
- 10:06Speaker 2: his name is Yo, name is yop I get that
- 10:07Speaker 2: for a review. You're weird, YOPI. Yeah, they're seen you
- 10:12Speaker 2: one time at a at a rave. They look like
- 10:14Speaker 2: big as Simonan fuds.
- 10:17Speaker 1: They did, yeah I did, and they were like Jakarta. Yeah,
- 10:20Speaker 1: my cousins. I'm like for the job. Yeah yeah, but
- 10:24Speaker 1: they were like there like yeah, but we the pod
- 10:26Speaker 1: heavy yu yah yo. It's just yo yopy YOPI, Yeah, yopis.
- 10:31Speaker 1: It's just nice. It's just like me or I'm not even.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Saying yeopie right like ye YOPI and Tommy and Tommy, Yeah,
- 10:38Speaker 2: those are my dogs, my cousins, and there's just nice.
- 10:41Speaker 2: But see family ship like hey brus hilarious now and
- 10:44Speaker 2: I see all my cousins.
- 10:45Speaker 1: I always repost my ship, so that's nice. I know
- 10:48Speaker 1: you don't even repost our ship.
- 10:49Speaker 2: What do you mean you didn't even pose the You
- 10:51Speaker 2: didn't pose the thumb na for this week or last
- 10:54Speaker 2: week or not I.
- 10:55Speaker 1: Posted, they didn't. I guess we're learning every day.
- 11:01Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been it's been like four months, three months,
- 11:04Speaker 2: but none of sum me he tags it everything to
- 11:07Speaker 2: hold your bang No royalty, then pay you the way
- 11:10Speaker 2: I paid you the first.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Month, the way you're rampant every month. Yeah, you know
- 11:17Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We're brother, brother.
- 11:19Speaker 2: You know what, It's crazy. I've never seen you rock
- 11:20Speaker 2: like that. It'd be like that merge and I gave
- 11:22Speaker 2: me before the way you rock that. Why is that?
- 11:25Speaker 2: Just not give me some, bro? I have gave me
- 11:27Speaker 2: you know, I'll buy some for I'll buy some from you. No,
- 11:30Speaker 2: you don't how to buy it. Just just give me
- 11:32Speaker 2: something I have. I'm saying, how come you don't rock
- 11:34Speaker 2: it the way you rock?
- 11:34Speaker 4: No?
- 11:35Speaker 1: None of some ship, bro, No this I'm just asking
- 11:38Speaker 1: a question. You don't have to. Man, I don't think
- 11:40Speaker 1: I have any you like that? I b o T.
- 11:42Speaker 1: I don't think I have any right now? Probably ticket?
- 11:45Speaker 1: Do you not like it? Do you know why would
- 11:47Speaker 1: I like it? I like it? What was Mom might
- 11:50Speaker 1: have grabbed it like he'd come to the crimping a lot,
- 11:53Speaker 1: so why won't be coming to my crip? And yeah,
- 11:57Speaker 1: I know? And then he this was a liar because
- 11:59Speaker 1: like he'll go, who'll go? I know? This food is
- 12:01Speaker 1: a fucking bitch too, because he went to your crib.
- 12:04Speaker 1: You gave him hellow clothes.
- 12:05Speaker 2: He went through everything came came to me with some
- 12:07Speaker 2: bullshit and went, my boy, fly, I took care of
- 12:12Speaker 2: you to.
- 12:13Speaker 1: Know that that car today? What's on his car?
- 12:16Speaker 2: He was like, Yo, some shirt in the back where
- 12:18Speaker 2: you could take it, so I could take it?
- 12:20Speaker 1: What is it?
- 12:21Speaker 2: The free rapture when I know, I don't know what
- 12:23Speaker 2: something I don't know who said that, don gave it
- 12:24Speaker 2: to him or something.
- 12:26Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 12:27Speaker 4: Man, oh, I think it was one of the Chicago ones.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Don't be giving how much ship? No, you know what,
- 12:35Speaker 2: you know it's crazy food that the other day. You
- 12:37Speaker 2: know it's crazy, doesn't.
- 12:40Speaker 1: There's enough there's somebody who's done the moment movie.
- 12:42Speaker 2: Then okay, So every monthy guys, when I get new
- 12:44Speaker 2: clothes or like new flies I have and not that
- 12:47Speaker 2: I'm giving out the uncol clothes I'm giving out I gave,
- 12:51Speaker 2: I give that I like because too much, and I'm like,
- 12:53Speaker 2: I don't want to just throw it away. I was like,
- 12:55Speaker 2: so I told all my homies and m hmm. If
- 12:58Speaker 2: you guys don't know, a lot of my hommies are
- 12:59Speaker 2: fat as well.
- 13:01Speaker 1: Jakarta, Mo, Andy Kanner.
- 13:05Speaker 2: And Demo den foods will come and and don't leave
- 13:07Speaker 2: with you know, with with some good clothes. But I
- 13:10Speaker 2: always when I put in the group chat his first
- 13:12Speaker 2: comfort because I want to clean on my pad.
- 13:15Speaker 1: So usually the foods with the whips get their first.
- 13:18Speaker 2: So so Jakarta would have to come with Mo and
- 13:21Speaker 2: he bullies Mo and you get all the fly shit
- 13:23Speaker 2: and you get him over you do You've done that.
- 13:25Speaker 1: But then also why do you why do you make
- 13:27Speaker 1: that narrative like a bitch? This hold? And then one
- 13:30Speaker 1: time I had some fly Ship full like a whole bag.
- 13:33Speaker 2: I was like, oh, More, you want to back just
- 13:34Speaker 2: for you and he's like, yeah, then I'm gonna give
- 13:35Speaker 2: another one to Jakarta. Mo picked out all the fly
- 13:38Speaker 2: Ship and left you with like like Jim shirts like bro.
- 13:43Speaker 1: He like fly Ship like a Jackie, And I hate
- 13:45Speaker 1: how he preps that. He'll call me hello, I'm on
- 13:50Speaker 1: the way, he like, and I'm like, well what you know?
- 13:52Speaker 1: It's crazy too.
- 13:52Speaker 3: I've never seen More wear anything, any of the things
- 13:55Speaker 3: he's taken from Duno.
- 13:57Speaker 1: Yeah, fly ship never never bro. He one time took
- 14:00Speaker 1: a jacket I've never seen you wear sh it was
- 14:02Speaker 1: so fly. It just he just wants to have it.
- 14:05Speaker 1: So other people can't. Yeah, let me just hold this
- 14:07Speaker 1: show you don't what did that one food that for
- 14:09Speaker 1: a piece of ship that for Marvin?
- 14:12Speaker 2: Marvin came and I had a big ass box, was
- 14:14Speaker 2: just like and he was like, he's like all the
- 14:16Speaker 2: cheerful chicken A handy from when I heard he gave
- 14:21Speaker 2: him like all like like all the all the week ship.
- 14:24Speaker 2: And then we saw Marvin with a whole suit the
- 14:27Speaker 2: next day we went to the bar. He was yeah,
- 14:29Speaker 2: he had a whole a two.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Pieces and I was like, he was like, I got
- 14:34Speaker 1: this from you. That ship was funny. I mean ship, bro,
- 14:38Speaker 1: that some ship that I'm on too. Okay.
- 14:40Speaker 2: I remember coming to your house and you were like,
- 14:42Speaker 2: oh yeah, dem was gonna come, or and he's gonna come.
- 14:44Speaker 2: And I just took the whole box and I left
- 14:46Speaker 2: the entire box because I was like, my little brother's downstairs,
- 14:49Speaker 2: let's just leave. I just have to make make time.
- 14:53Speaker 2: But but it is crazy because I feel like like
- 14:55Speaker 2: and it's his waist skinnier than this, and he fits
- 14:58Speaker 2: in some of the jeans that we wear some of them.
- 15:00Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah, it's weird. But even my old fit
- 15:03Speaker 1: into some of the ship like and that's got a
- 15:05Speaker 1: fat as taller. No cavn you pop up the photo.
- 15:10Speaker 2: I took you right here this this looked like the
- 15:13Speaker 2: photo was No fucking way there is fat like I
- 15:18Speaker 2: seen his I see, bro, he has a badley that
- 15:21Speaker 2: like he the other day I forgot. I was asleep
- 15:25Speaker 2: and I was like and I was like this like
- 15:26Speaker 2: in the hotel room. And then look and he was
- 15:29Speaker 2: struggling to put his jeans out.
- 15:30Speaker 1: He was like, but this happens.
- 15:35Speaker 3: They shrunk down, they shrink.
- 15:38Speaker 1: But I can't.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Like the other day, I watched my my sweater that
- 15:41Speaker 2: I used for work. I should look like a fucking
- 15:43Speaker 2: crop top after I don't even wear that ship. Bro,
- 15:46Speaker 2: did you wear a black or you have like any
- 15:49Speaker 2: black like jeans? It took with anybody at your job,
- 15:52Speaker 2: like like a co worker. Not like fist fight obviously,
- 15:55Speaker 2: but like co worker. Yeah, like at disagreement where you
- 15:57Speaker 2: kind of were it was like a little tension. Not
- 16:01Speaker 2: really I really stayed to myself like no, it's not
- 16:05Speaker 2: that I don't state on myself, but I feel like
- 16:07Speaker 2: I'm overly positive, bro, and I know how to communicate
- 16:09Speaker 2: with people. I feel like there's no there wouldn't be
- 16:11Speaker 2: no back drow like you know what I'm saying, because
- 16:13Speaker 2: like you know what I'm saying, Like this is where
- 16:16Speaker 2: I work.
- 16:16Speaker 1: I don't want to feel unomfortable when I work. Bro.
- 16:18Speaker 2: I'm a very non confrontational person, you know what I'm saying.
- 16:21Speaker 2: So I'm not a bitch though, but like very not,
- 16:24Speaker 2: I know because for some foods might think like that's
- 16:25Speaker 2: go one and one. Like I'm not no bitch bro, Like,
- 16:27Speaker 2: but I'm not confrontational though, Like if I know, like
- 16:30Speaker 2: I could just ignore this ship, I just ignore it.
- 16:31Speaker 2: So you have also you ignored No no, no, not
- 16:34Speaker 2: at work, just in life, Like what about what about
- 16:36Speaker 2: you and your brother? It's like, yeah, I never got.
- 16:37Speaker 1: Into it all the time. We're men. Bro, what's the
- 16:41Speaker 1: stupidest argument that you can remember? Oh, like the other
- 16:45Speaker 1: day I brought home food. The other day I brought
- 16:48Speaker 1: home food and my little brother was right there and
- 16:50Speaker 1: then I was like, oh, yeah, I brought food.
- 16:53Speaker 2: And then I was like do you want some? And
- 16:57Speaker 2: then he went you just said you brought it for yourself,
- 16:59Speaker 2: And I was like, bro, what the fuck? Like obviously,
- 17:01Speaker 2: but he was like, bro, you want to eat it?
- 17:03Speaker 1: Eat it? I was like, what the fuck you know?
- 17:06Speaker 2: I was like, all right, whatever. You know, we we
- 17:08Speaker 2: usually argue about like UFC, like bread or something, you know,
- 17:15Speaker 2: he or him? Yeah, usually yeah, because like that's such
- 17:20Speaker 2: a he He gets in your head. You know, that
- 17:22Speaker 2: gets in my head like you we'll play two K
- 17:24Speaker 2: you know how you'll do that set up ship.
- 17:26Speaker 1: That's what he does.
- 17:26Speaker 2: But he gets in my head, and uh, I just
- 17:30Speaker 2: start to fail, like the buttons won't even work no more,
- 17:33Speaker 2: you know.
- 17:33Speaker 1: Like Jagarda, I see Jaguarda. Are you with never before?
- 17:37Speaker 1: It never Actually what Jakarda was sick Because I'm known
- 17:41Speaker 1: as the best in the in the in the group
- 17:43Speaker 1: at UFC. You are you know what I'm saying. But
- 17:46Speaker 1: you like fucking Evro beats me. But Jakarda the bitch too,
- 17:51Speaker 1: because it'll be like, yeah, yeah, I do this thing
- 17:53Speaker 1: where I don't look at the TV and I'll look
- 17:55Speaker 1: at you when you're fucking soul like ghost Rider, and
- 17:57Speaker 1: I'll try to see your sins on me.
- 18:00Speaker 2: The funk would you do yesterday? But you guys never
- 18:02Speaker 2: fought before you and your brothers? Yeah no, bro, not
- 18:05Speaker 2: not really? What about wrestling, like all the time, all
- 18:09Speaker 2: the time. But I'm big as ship bro. Yeah, No,
- 18:12Speaker 2: I'm like overly big bro. Damn I wish I wish
- 18:15Speaker 2: I had brothers. I could get down with it. I
- 18:17Speaker 2: beat They shot up my sister a couple of times.
- 18:19Speaker 1: But dude, what you shouldn't be saying stuff like that.
- 18:23Speaker 1: But if they got their mouth on them for your
- 18:28Speaker 1: allowed to hate your sisters, I don't know. Before the
- 18:31Speaker 1: age of eighteen one. As an adult, I'm not. But
- 18:34Speaker 1: when as a team, me and my sister's fat your siblings,
- 18:37Speaker 1: you know, it's not like you're abusing them. They're hitting
- 18:39Speaker 1: dead in your ship too, right. They abused me. They
- 18:41Speaker 1: abused me as a kid.
- 18:43Speaker 5: I was.
- 18:43Speaker 1: I was verbally abused by them. I feel like abuse
- 18:45Speaker 1: is such a crazy word. Okay, I was. I was.
- 18:47Speaker 2: I was overly bullied by them, overlyied. I used to
- 18:50Speaker 2: have like a really bad staried. I would just say like, no,
- 18:52Speaker 2: I was getting I used to have a really bad
- 18:54Speaker 2: study and my sister John would be like, you can
- 18:56Speaker 2: see the ABC's what I was study, and then you
- 18:58Speaker 2: can enter the room that some evil.
- 18:59Speaker 1: Ship fuck them ship up.
- 19:03Speaker 2: My stutter wasn't that bad, but I'll definitely get like
- 19:05Speaker 2: caught like in a like I think even now, can
- 19:08Speaker 2: you say that ABC.
- 19:09Speaker 1: What I'll studying? Yeah, I can do right now a
- 19:12Speaker 1: b CD.
- 19:16Speaker 2: She used to do, like like, Okay, so I have
- 19:18Speaker 2: the living room my whole life, so the two rooms
- 19:21Speaker 2: with my mom. But I want to hang out with
- 19:23Speaker 2: my sisters because you know, I love them dearly, and
- 19:25Speaker 2: those fucking I'm just saying, I just because you don't
- 19:29Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, you know, I.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Just I never get to say it. But they can't
- 19:32Speaker 1: get mad because I provide, you know, those pitches. Man.
- 19:35Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck, it feels so good when I'm allowed to
- 19:38Speaker 2: call them that. The first time I called them bitches
- 19:40Speaker 2: on stage, I felt so great and I was there.
- 19:41Speaker 1: I was there. Now, Yeah, I like just to release
- 19:46Speaker 1: sounds like a fucking drama coin I've been. I've been.
- 19:48Speaker 2: I've been holding the bitch word that my sisters for
- 19:51Speaker 2: so long that now that we're old, there for like,
- 19:53Speaker 2: the word isn't as meaningful, you know.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Because we're all NBA, we're all adults, you know. And
- 19:56Speaker 1: then I say, with love, but fuck, those bitches are
- 19:59Speaker 1: so mean to me. They used to do that to me. Girls.
- 20:02Speaker 2: Girls could be very mean you know, like my cousin
- 20:05Speaker 2: nor Are It means light in Arabic. She used to
- 20:09Speaker 2: tutor me when I was at Alonzo, and dude, she
- 20:12Speaker 2: would like literally like fucking hit me sometimes, bro, because
- 20:15Speaker 2: she just thought I was so stupid, Like give me
- 20:17Speaker 2: a topic right now about anything, and I'm gonna tell
- 20:19Speaker 2: you how I started my essays.
- 20:21Speaker 1: Okay, uh, the Great Depression, the Great Depression? What is
- 20:27Speaker 1: the Great Depression?
- 20:30Speaker 2: Marion's Webster's Dictionary defines the Great Depression as in I
- 20:33Speaker 2: put that actual definition, and like, I think one time
- 20:35Speaker 2: she sent me down.
- 20:36Speaker 1: She was like, are you fucking stupid?
- 20:38Speaker 2: Like your essays are like this, Like you're genuinely fucking dumb,
- 20:42Speaker 2: and bro, my mom would walk by the living room.
- 20:44Speaker 1: She'd be hitting me. My mom wouldn't do ship. Literally
- 20:47Speaker 1: look at my mama. What the fuck dude? And she'd
- 20:49Speaker 1: be like, you figure shit out? Like, seriously, you know
- 20:52Speaker 1: how old were you when you had a tutor? I
- 20:53Speaker 1: was in Alonzo, you're in high school. I was a
- 20:56Speaker 1: continuation school. You had a tutor? If I wasn't paying
- 20:59Speaker 1: her nothing, she's family. Why do you have a tutor
- 21:01Speaker 1: at that age? I was really fucking at it. Bro.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it wasn't because you're stupid. You
- 21:06Speaker 2: need a tutor when you need help. You didn't need help,
- 21:08Speaker 2: you just needed more guidance father Megan's Webster Dictionary.
- 21:13Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 21:14Speaker 2: Like it was bad, Bro, it was bad. I'll be
- 21:16Speaker 2: watching Power while I study and Ship. I used to
- 21:18Speaker 2: love that fucking show Power. You know what, I've never
- 21:21Speaker 2: watched it really. I think I think you'll finish it
- 21:24Speaker 2: so fast. You talk about that ship a lot.
- 21:27Speaker 1: Oh yeah, because like you just watch this all the time.
- 21:29Speaker 1: And now they have like three other shows like sequeled
- 21:35Speaker 1: up from there, and then they have BMF BMF Council.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Now it's BMF trash. I love it. I love that ship.
- 21:43Speaker 2: There's there's a couple of somethings I'm scared of starting,
- 21:46Speaker 2: the one about the drug dealer, the food that's cancer,
- 21:49Speaker 2: the one filming in New Mexico.
- 21:52Speaker 1: Oh, break it bad, breaking bad, Yeah, because I heard
- 21:54Speaker 1: it so slow I stopped, like season five, I couldn't
- 21:58Speaker 1: do it as that goes a lot. It's really good, though,
- 22:00Speaker 1: I think I'm not Like it's supposedly one of the
- 22:02Speaker 1: best shows ever. I mean, somebodes could do it. I
- 22:04Speaker 1: don't have a lot of patience, you know, I need
- 22:06Speaker 1: to see shit happened, like no, Pops.
- 22:08Speaker 2: That's how I felt about what's that show? We talk
- 22:12Speaker 2: about a lot, the cowboys, the guys, yellow Bone, Yellowstone
- 22:16Speaker 2: Dog that shows a motherfucker fool like foods are like
- 22:20Speaker 2: if you haven't watched Yellowstone, that's where it's saying.
- 22:22Speaker 1: I want to start Yellowstone, but I feel like to like, well.
- 22:25Speaker 2: It's crack in the first episode, but it's it's a
- 22:28Speaker 2: lot of drama. Though, you're gonna be like, ah fuck,
- 22:30Speaker 2: Like it's so much like Beth, which is like the
- 22:34Speaker 2: main girl. Yeah she's fucking annoying, but you also love
- 22:38Speaker 2: her like un conditionally. But that bitch is so annoying.
- 22:40Speaker 2: That's Rib's wife. Rib's wife, Yes, the son of the
- 22:44Speaker 2: of the main daughter of the main field. You know,
- 22:47Speaker 2: I found out about the drama behind that ship.
- 22:49Speaker 1: What like that for Rib? He shoed the creator of Yellowstone.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Oh oh no, no, no, the creator of Yellowstone shoot
- 22:58Speaker 2: Rib over like some coffee. They had a similar coffee
- 23:00Speaker 2: ship and this food from the Yellowstone similar they had
- 23:04Speaker 2: like a similar coffee brand like and then and then
- 23:07Speaker 2: I guess it made it awkward and said and then
- 23:09Speaker 2: tip out.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Okay, so the.
- 23:11Speaker 2: Anarchy Okay, the cop, the main cop, what was his name?
- 23:15Speaker 2: Hell of dies thro when that dies he gets read
- 23:18Speaker 2: over in his head. That's actually when I stopped watching
- 23:20Speaker 2: it when he done. Okay, the brother right, that looked
- 23:22Speaker 2: exactly like him as a lawyer or some ship.
- 23:24Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a piece of ship, the brother. Okay,
- 23:27Speaker 1: that for Hell the cop. Oh, he's in the show.
- 23:30Speaker 1: I've seen the clip. Okay, So he left Sons of Anarchy,
- 23:33Speaker 1: so he got into it. No, when he left, he
- 23:37Speaker 1: created a Yellowstone.
- 23:38Speaker 2: Wow.
- 23:39Speaker 1: So he made Yellowstone.
- 23:40Speaker 2: He made Yellowstone and then and then you have to
- 23:44Speaker 2: watch the show the ranch where they film Yellowstone. I
- 23:46Speaker 2: think that motherfucker bought the ranch for I don't know
- 23:51Speaker 2: how much money and then rented to his own show
- 23:54Speaker 2: for fifty bands a week wow, to film Like that's
- 23:59Speaker 2: a that's a bad like like that food became Like
- 24:01Speaker 2: he's like considered he's like could be considered like.
- 24:04Speaker 1: One of the greatest like writers and ship like that.
- 24:06Speaker 2: But it kind of seems like he's kind of like
- 24:08Speaker 2: a like a scam because I'm guessing the reason the
- 24:09Speaker 2: show in there was because that for got into it
- 24:11Speaker 2: with the main food, the main food of Yellowstone.
- 24:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't want to work somewhere I
- 24:15Speaker 1: feel awkward, you know, but.
- 24:17Speaker 2: But you but imagine had a show fully imagine like,
- 24:19Speaker 2: so imagine the food that created the show you're most
- 24:22Speaker 2: popular and known for.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Pays your bag, Susie over like coffee brand. That's wild, bro.
- 24:26Speaker 1: I feel like we could have figured it out together.
- 24:28Speaker 1: If there's a showy thing you would have made better?
- 24:30Speaker 1: Which which shor movie? Really?
- 24:35Speaker 2: I would say that seventies show because then the end,
- 24:38Speaker 2: Eric Foreman leaves, the main character leaves for like a season,
- 24:40Speaker 2: because that fool shooting movies and ship man. If he
- 24:43Speaker 2: never left, that sho would have been perfect. No, mother,
- 24:45Speaker 2: I was saying, if you could pick a show you
- 24:47Speaker 2: were in that you would make better, Like like, oh
- 24:52Speaker 2: you would or you would be in the seventies show.
- 24:53Speaker 1: I wouldn't be in the seventies show. In my perspective,
- 24:56Speaker 1: I'm the director, right, No, what I'm saying.
- 24:59Speaker 2: Like I an act there, Like if there's a show
- 25:01Speaker 2: you're like that, Like like I feel like if I
- 25:03Speaker 2: was in Harry Potter, I would have made the movie
- 25:04Speaker 2: a little better.
- 25:05Speaker 1: What the fun would you do, dumb ass fucking Hagrid Son?
- 25:10Speaker 1: Why is that funny? Bitch? That's real ship? What do
- 25:12Speaker 1: you getna do?
- 25:14Speaker 3: What would you change about?
- 25:15Speaker 1: What would your character would do? Me? I would have
- 25:18Speaker 1: be I would have.
- 25:23Speaker 2: You want to be here? Yeah, I'll just ask him.
- 25:25Speaker 2: Keep doing, Yeah, keep putting in the cuppies. Thanks, I'm
- 25:30Speaker 2: just asking about well, okay, said, if you were banging
- 25:37Speaker 2: on the I would have made Harry Potter better. How
- 25:42Speaker 2: would you make it better? Brood be one a lot
- 25:45Speaker 2: of of a little bit of Latino representation.
- 25:48Speaker 1: Wait, shut the funk up. They don't need over there.
- 25:50Speaker 1: Put up, Shut the fuck up. They had an agent
- 25:53Speaker 1: that had a black dad British motherfuckers.
- 25:55Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it took place in the UK, or it
- 25:58Speaker 2: took place in Hogwarks. Hogwards is fictional btsh.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, but they had a black person in Asian. Yeah,
- 26:04Speaker 1: there's a lot of black people and Asians there, even
- 26:06Speaker 1: some of You's. No, I think those are like Indians
- 26:09Speaker 1: in pakistanis I was talking about the Asians. But yeah,
- 26:13Speaker 1: I mean I would make Harry Potter a little better.
- 26:16Speaker 2: They had that one Asian food. I remember that one
- 26:17Speaker 2: the tall food. No, the girl, the other one that
- 26:20Speaker 2: hair used to fuck. He used to make out it.
- 26:22Speaker 2: I don't think he was fucking.
- 26:24Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure fucking.
- 26:26Speaker 2: That's what I wondered that too, Like you Forge, then
- 26:29Speaker 2: Flos were fucking in the dormitory, Yeah, for sure.
- 26:32Speaker 1: The fols were getting cracked in Awkwards for sure.
- 26:34Speaker 2: Yeah, they Allered have been getting cracking everything by myself
- 26:37Speaker 2: expected Petrona.
- 26:38Speaker 1: You know, That's what I'm saying. See, they needed, they
- 26:40Speaker 1: needed some swagging. That shot. No, I felt it was perfect.
- 26:43Speaker 1: But it's like seven movies, seven and a half.
- 26:44Speaker 2: Or eight movies, movies and technically yes, and then they're
- 26:47Speaker 2: just remaking a series for it too.
- 26:50Speaker 1: The courts is like his kids and ship.
- 26:52Speaker 2: No, no, no, they're they're remaking it as him as
- 26:54Speaker 2: a child, like Perry as a child, Hermione as a child.
- 26:58Speaker 1: Snape's a black guy. You never seen it.
- 27:01Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of Snape's black. And I'm like,
- 27:06Speaker 2: I'm with all the black homies, you know something love,
- 27:08Speaker 2: but Snape don't need to be black, You're not. We
- 27:10Speaker 2: gotta keep that for white.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I really don't give a fuck. They
- 27:13Speaker 1: don't exist in real life. So I feel like you do.
- 27:16Speaker 1: You foods were going crazy when when the Little Mermaid
- 27:19Speaker 1: was black, Like I was going crazy too because black
- 27:21Speaker 1: people can't swim. Okay, it's yeah, how did you? How
- 27:27Speaker 1: did you not know about that? I already watched the revamp.
- 27:30Speaker 1: That's when I found out. No, that's not it.
- 27:32Speaker 2: No, I already watched the other version of I mean
- 27:34Speaker 2: not the other version. Oh they're making like a horn
- 27:36Speaker 2: you Harry Potter. Yeah, it's it's gonna be a TV.
- 27:38Speaker 2: It's like hourly episodes. That's not fucking trash on me,
- 27:43Speaker 2: like I like the offspens, like the other movies like uh,
- 27:47Speaker 2: Magical Beasts or some ship like that. That's how I
- 27:49Speaker 2: found out, fucking was it American Wizards Dumbledore was gay?
- 27:54Speaker 1: How the fuck is that American? No?
- 27:56Speaker 2: No, no, I don't think that American Wizards won You
- 28:01Speaker 2: just keep Cobra by the way, you guys, not what
- 28:03Speaker 2: is it life?
- 28:05Speaker 1: Life? You know?
- 28:08Speaker 2: That's how I found out Dumbledore was gay. The actor
- 28:11Speaker 2: of the guy in real life, Oh, the character who's stupid?
- 28:16Speaker 1: Bro, shut the funk up talking about fictional people, bro,
- 28:20Speaker 1: fucking idiot, I know what norm will hits you? Who
- 28:22Speaker 1: you're a fucking idiots. No, Dumbledore was gay. She smacked
- 28:29Speaker 1: the ship out of me. Yeah, just hit me. Watch
- 28:33Speaker 1: your fucking not funny, bro, just came out and just
- 28:39Speaker 1: get really weird. How is that weird? I'm actually gonna
- 28:43Speaker 1: need that right now? What do you, bro?
- 28:46Speaker 2: I've seen people. No, I don't want to talk about
- 28:49Speaker 2: other people. That's weird talk about it. No, I'm not
- 28:51Speaker 2: really a gossiper.
- 28:52Speaker 4: You know.
- 28:54Speaker 1: I love talking. You call me when you when you
- 28:57Speaker 1: call me when you get the gossip, and let me
- 28:59Speaker 1: know right away. I mean exactly. You should just come
- 29:03Speaker 1: out as fucking gay. Yeah.
- 29:05Speaker 2: Yeah, you're hanging out when you're hanging out with your
- 29:07Speaker 2: gay cousin the other night, and you were happy. I'm
- 29:10Speaker 2: a smile bigger in your face in that yesterday night. Yeah,
- 29:14Speaker 2: Ray was I didn't already like that ships.
- 29:18Speaker 1: He's not gay. It was handsome though, Emodo was handsome.
- 29:22Speaker 1: I'm not gay. I'm not stupid, but I was with
- 29:24Speaker 1: this for the other day.
- 29:26Speaker 2: Like the hummy's known for being handsome. He's handsome. He
- 29:29Speaker 2: has no game like Raymodos. Damn you autistic.
- 29:32Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I know I've talked to
- 29:33Speaker 1: him and then he's a nice guy, but he is
- 29:35Speaker 1: a little on the on the tarred side. He said
- 29:37Speaker 1: I love you on the phone. You do you remember
- 29:40Speaker 1: did we talk about that at the house and were like,
- 29:42Speaker 1: why you said? He left? He was like, he just
- 29:44Speaker 1: came out. What the fuck you said? I love you?
- 29:51Speaker 2: He was like, I'm sorry, bro, But now I remember
- 29:54Speaker 2: We're at the boding and he was talking on the waitress.
- 29:57Speaker 2: Bitch is telling me you want to talk about No, no, no,
- 30:00Speaker 2: it's not even that.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, and he was he was, he was
- 30:03Speaker 1: just he was gaming her up, and I was like,
- 30:05Speaker 1: I was looking at it. I was like, oh shit,
- 30:06Speaker 1: oh ship. And then he was like, can I borrow
- 30:08Speaker 1: some of your time? That's pretty far now, I don't
- 30:12Speaker 1: think so. It's far when you look like Prince Charman.
- 30:15Speaker 1: You can't borrow some of her time if she's at work.
- 30:18Speaker 1: But the bitch stayed. The time was borrowed. You know
- 30:20Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
- 30:21Speaker 2: She's okay, okay, so then I don't you mentioned in
- 30:23Speaker 2: a literal sense. But she was like, of course, and
- 30:25Speaker 2: I was like, it's over. I just walked away, played
- 30:28Speaker 2: some games in the arcade for a bit, came back
- 30:30Speaker 2: I told him, you have fifteen minutes.
- 30:31Speaker 1: Bro, If you don't lock this ship down, we're leaving.
- 30:32Speaker 1: You know. He liked it down. He locked it down,
- 30:35Speaker 1: He got an Instagram. Okay, okay's cool. That's cool. Like
- 30:39Speaker 1: you can't be asking girls for their numbers, you know,
- 30:42Speaker 1: that's weird. Like what's your pick up? Like? I don't
- 30:45Speaker 1: pick girls up. You may approach me, yeah, like come
- 30:53Speaker 1: through with my homegirls, gonna suck you up, bitch like
- 30:55Speaker 1: you you've never picked somebody up. No, out of club, Like,
- 31:01Speaker 1: I've never came up to a girl and I was like, hey,
- 31:02Speaker 1: let me buy you. I've never seen a girl dance
- 31:04Speaker 1: on you before. Probably not, I'm like doing it in public.
- 31:08Speaker 1: I'm very private, bro, I've.
- 31:10Speaker 2: Never I've never seen your like, I've never seen your
- 31:12Speaker 2: card make out with a girl. I've never seen your
- 31:14Speaker 2: card again like d No, And and it was weird
- 31:19Speaker 2: when you did in front of me.
- 31:20Speaker 1: No, when you went out way wait, what's your name? Girl?
- 31:27Speaker 1: I remember I was sitting right there and you were
- 31:29Speaker 1: making out with her.
- 31:30Speaker 2: You were like because she was here, right, So I'm like,
- 31:34Speaker 2: you shouldn't be staring at fish. I've seen you do
- 31:37Speaker 2: way word ship.
- 31:37Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm not saying anything bad, but you're making
- 31:41Speaker 1: funny white thinking about me kissing people. No, No, you're
- 31:43Speaker 1: fucking gay. That's what it is. Bro. Hold up, you're
- 31:46Speaker 1: a magnet, and I'm like, tell you the bottle you're
- 31:51Speaker 1: I just wanted you to see he mad I got there.
- 31:55Speaker 1: To me, it was like, keep you went right up.
- 31:57Speaker 1: I gotta walk in. I gotta.
- 32:00Speaker 2: It wasn't even like that, you're fucking weird. Well, apparently
- 32:03Speaker 2: you gotta. People think we're gay because you got a
- 32:05Speaker 2: head while I was asleep.
- 32:06Speaker 1: In the same man. But I think people think. I
- 32:10Speaker 1: think people think if you had, why do you say
- 32:12Speaker 1: ship like that? I think that's what people think. Why
- 32:14Speaker 1: do you say ship like that? And like? And people
- 32:17Speaker 1: like stop?
- 32:17Speaker 2: Because technically, if if I'm gay for beating in the
- 32:20Speaker 2: same blaze you got had, then most game for you
- 32:22Speaker 2: for driving you around mostly game.
- 32:24Speaker 1: For a gopher. The gopher because you were getting head
- 32:28Speaker 1: while my mom was driving. Yo, what the fuck is
- 32:30Speaker 1: going on? Dude? Shut the fuck up. You said it.
- 32:33Speaker 1: I didn't say that. You keep saying ship like this,
- 32:36Speaker 1: So I'm putting my business out there. It did happen.
- 32:40Speaker 1: This was over here trying to make a World War
- 32:42Speaker 1: three like, it's not even that serious. Bro.
- 32:44Speaker 2: If I was driving, I would have done the same ship. Yeah, man,
- 32:48Speaker 2: where you bumping music? Loud as fuck?
- 32:50Speaker 1: Bro, I'm falling, man deep in this jam and I'm
- 32:53Speaker 1: being around us at bed and well, calm down, bro,
- 32:56Speaker 1: it's not even no.
- 32:57Speaker 2: I think it's I think that's a batter question because
- 32:59Speaker 2: apparently I didn't know either. And by the way he
- 33:02Speaker 2: and anything, he's gay for staying in the same place
- 33:04Speaker 2: when there was two other.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Rooms when I was asleep. Should happens? Bro?
- 33:12Speaker 2: I mean, I'm in the moment type of guy. You
- 33:13Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, in the moment, leave it alone.
- 33:15Speaker 2: When he went to the kitchen, let's past, Bro, let's past.
- 33:18Speaker 1: He come in trumping, go on, come on, give me
- 33:21Speaker 1: some topics, Give me some topics, give me some topics.
- 33:24Speaker 1: And what the fuck is going on in Venezuela. I
- 33:26Speaker 1: don't know. You're looking for a swelling though they're short
- 33:28Speaker 1: as fuck like Peruvians. I think actually don't know.
- 33:32Speaker 2: Seeing the people that are dumbest fucked, that are like
- 33:35Speaker 2: no kings and then and then a month later their protest.
- 33:41Speaker 1: Yeah, because I see that food was the dictator right
- 33:43Speaker 1: of ship? Really, right? I don't know like that it's
- 33:45Speaker 1: kids food.
- 33:46Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about sh I don't really know,
- 33:48Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. I don't want to be
- 33:50Speaker 2: one of those foods.
- 33:51Speaker 1: I think, I think, I think, I think.
- 33:53Speaker 2: I think the problem with it is food is that, like,
- 33:57Speaker 2: I think people are mad the way he captured right
- 34:00Speaker 2: because he broke international laws. Right, bro, America breaks in
- 34:05Speaker 2: the international law every day. We're like the biggestupport that're
- 34:09Speaker 2: the worst people in the world, and we're still giving
- 34:10Speaker 2: them billions.
- 34:11Speaker 3: Bro.
- 34:11Speaker 1: It's insane. So what America does, Bro, It's like people
- 34:14Speaker 1: are just like, man, you know, we're already doing bullshit anyways,
- 34:16Speaker 1: you know, Hey, but damn, I don't know if it's
- 34:19Speaker 1: free that guy or keep that guy. But we'll figure
- 34:21Speaker 1: it out today and later on. I think it's free,
- 34:22Speaker 1: you know. I mean that he's keep. I think it's keep.
- 34:26Speaker 1: Watch your mouth, bro, right, keep keep him? Oh yeah,
- 34:29Speaker 1: he's of ship. What do you think, mo? You be
- 34:32Speaker 1: you be reading ship reading? He watches He watches the
- 34:36Speaker 1: dumbest fucking YouTube videos in his car. He's weird playing ship. Bro.
- 34:41Speaker 2: Oh my god, I remember he's a hoppy in his car.
- 34:43Speaker 2: He watched your ship. Are you playing Duno right now?
- 34:45Speaker 2: Browing the way to your house? We didn't be playing
- 34:48Speaker 2: your video right now?
- 34:49Speaker 5: Bro?
- 34:49Speaker 1: What if it was an interesting different interview? Was it
- 34:51Speaker 1: an interview?
- 34:52Speaker 2: Oh, he's he's probably a fan of the person. He
- 34:56Speaker 2: probably who's but rest in peace, sucer free my dog.
- 35:02Speaker 2: You know, yesterday some white girl was like, hey, like
- 35:06Speaker 2: white as white as fuck, and that's a question.
- 35:09Speaker 1: I was like, are you is ready? Because you know,
- 35:10Speaker 1: for my boy, you feel me. I don't talk to
- 35:12Speaker 1: to to Zionists. Wow, I funk though that I won't
- 35:18Speaker 1: talk to you really. Yeah, I don't know, bro, I
- 35:21Speaker 1: don't even think I could put my penis near that bitch.
- 35:23Speaker 1: You know you're telling me of a fucking I'm full man,
- 35:26Speaker 1: deepeness chim and around bib No, for you're telling me
- 35:29Speaker 1: like miss miss.
- 35:31Speaker 2: Israel bad one bad one, bad one bad one. Like, hey, man,
- 35:35Speaker 2: I know you free batters, I know your mother. Yeah,
- 35:37Speaker 2: I am what I am, But I'm trying to suck that.
- 35:39Speaker 2: I'm trying to suck your kebab and put some carry
- 35:42Speaker 2: on it.
- 35:42Speaker 1: You're down or now? Nah? Nah No, I'm gonna h
- 35:45Speaker 1: her with a bad one right here. For sure. It
- 35:48Speaker 1: is Ready's business. Don't fuck with me dog like they
- 35:51Speaker 1: don't fucking know. Fuck him, bro, fuck them, funk that
- 35:54Speaker 1: whole fucking thing all the Let it.
- 35:56Speaker 2: Let it seriously because that's not cool. I was going
- 35:59Speaker 2: to protest this house him like this is It's not
- 36:01Speaker 2: like last week. I woke up like no foo like
- 36:04Speaker 2: I'm on this ship for fuck those foods.
- 36:06Speaker 1: That's it. I don't talk about getting rolled up right now,
- 36:10Speaker 1: rod up. My heart is racing now. My blood tricker
- 36:12Speaker 1: just went up. Give me some insulin. I stand with
- 36:14Speaker 1: you and your people. I should be funding yourself today.
- 36:17Speaker 1: My dad was asking about most of diabetes because my
- 36:19Speaker 1: dad's a diabetic.
- 36:21Speaker 2: But food, you're that ship was deep in the Muslm
- 36:23Speaker 2: community with your fool be eating though.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I don't think it runs deep in the Muslim community.
- 36:28Speaker 1: For I know, like thirty Muslims, twenty of them have diabetes.
- 36:32Speaker 1: You don't know thirty Muslims. I do know you are
- 36:35Speaker 1: your cousin, your whole family, must family. Yeah they all
- 36:38Speaker 1: have diabetes though, literally, But I'm not gonna see my
- 36:42Speaker 1: dad pricking his fingers.
- 36:43Speaker 2: Won't just try to regular cook for the first time.
- 36:45Speaker 2: He was born into sugar free coke. Now he used
- 36:49Speaker 2: he has bro he I literally kicked it with him
- 36:51Speaker 2: one time and he bought like a whole like, oh no,
- 36:54Speaker 2: that was diet coc yeah coke, the whole packs.
- 36:57Speaker 1: Yeah, that was regular coke. No, no, you brought a
- 37:02Speaker 1: hole like it was like the whole can packs. The
- 37:05Speaker 1: twenty four is your sugar was loaded for five seconds.
- 37:08Speaker 1: Why'd you buy a twelve pack because you were going home? Yeah,
- 37:13Speaker 1: you're a fucking higher brow. That's why you're a fucking diabetic.
- 37:19Speaker 1: What the fuck? No, hold hold on for fucking sniff
- 37:22Speaker 1: the insulin holds right away? Freeze that by the way.
- 37:29Speaker 1: On the way. The rams is like viewing we're driving
- 37:32Speaker 1: and most like like he looks, he's looks.
- 37:34Speaker 2: He looks a little white and his alarms going off
- 37:36Speaker 2: and it's fucking hold on the way, A wait, hold
- 37:38Speaker 2: on right, we're going away right, And I'm.
- 37:39Speaker 1: Like, a four are you like? And then he's like
- 37:43Speaker 1: and he's like and the sugar baw no.
- 37:45Speaker 6: No.
- 37:46Speaker 1: At first he was like, I was like, what the
- 37:47Speaker 1: fuck is that?
- 37:48Speaker 3: That's beeping?
- 37:49Speaker 1: The word is just this? He shows me the pass
- 37:51Speaker 1: and I'm like, lookd.
- 37:54Speaker 3: Oh, don't worry about it. We're gonna make it there.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Good yo, But hold on, hold on, hold up. But
- 37:58Speaker 2: then he keeps beeping and like and he's like and
- 38:01Speaker 2: im and I'm sad. You know, I'm fucking drinking a
- 38:03Speaker 2: forty and ship.
- 38:04Speaker 1: He's driving, and then he's driving and then he's.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Like and then and then I'm like, I'm like, we're
- 38:10Speaker 2: mos like pop blard. He keeps like a little snicker
- 38:12Speaker 2: like in his little glocal apartment, but it's not there.
- 38:15Speaker 1: He already used emergency snicker. So he's like panicking full
- 38:19Speaker 1: and we're panicking.
- 38:20Speaker 2: And around that time where Remsen's viewing was in the
- 38:22Speaker 2: second Old Alleys so far he had to drive.
- 38:24Speaker 1: It was like five pm, so we're like in La
- 38:27Speaker 1: Friday traffic, right Boo. This was panicking. And then and
- 38:32Speaker 1: then that's findings like a Fanta and I think he
- 38:35Speaker 1: said you left it there, Boo, and his warm dog
- 38:39Speaker 1: like warm and he's like, it's like it's like Paul
- 38:42Speaker 1: Boy when he's got the lollipop and they had all
- 38:43Speaker 1: the hair on it and he ate it.
- 38:44Speaker 2: Boo.
- 38:45Speaker 1: This food dragging and his ship quiet, his alarm one
- 38:48Speaker 1: went down.
- 38:49Speaker 2: I've been kicking with this food one time and this
- 38:51Speaker 2: fools like Baby, He's like, trust me, bro, we're good.
- 38:54Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna be good. Are you gonna
- 38:57Speaker 1: be good?
- 38:58Speaker 2: By the way, if we dropping needles like a heroin
- 39:00Speaker 2: Addic fool all over the Covina laugh factory, you won't
- 39:02Speaker 2: just be dropping his.
- 39:03Speaker 1: Needles and he'll be like, cont find it. And then
- 39:07Speaker 1: his incident, he was losing his insolent bag. I don't know.
- 39:09Speaker 1: I don't know how you lose your insulin bag that much,
- 39:11Speaker 1: knowing that you knowing that you'll die if you know
- 39:13Speaker 1: that you need it that much. Like Bro, We've had
- 39:16Speaker 1: to search for his insulin one time, like it was
- 39:18Speaker 1: it was hell oh as saying we put all the
- 39:22Speaker 1: merch away, him talking about like twenty boxes. Oh my
- 39:24Speaker 1: fucking god, it was in a box.
- 39:27Speaker 2: It wasn't one of the boxes. We have to drive
- 39:29Speaker 2: six hours back and he's like, I'll be fine, No,
- 39:33Speaker 2: you won't be Yeah.
- 39:35Speaker 1: I was driving.
- 39:36Speaker 4: I told him just stay in the back of the
- 39:38Speaker 4: sprinter knockout, yeah, sez well here yeah, And then he
- 39:43Speaker 4: wasn't not gonnaprint.
- 39:46Speaker 1: We wouldn't have done like you want McDonald's. He's like
- 39:48Speaker 1: he can't even he can't even give McDonald's sugar's and everything.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Huh yeah, it's gonna go up Bro's and that's fucked.
- 39:55Speaker 1: And he's been like that's his two dog. So I
- 39:57Speaker 1: mean it's not really that bad. He didn't know any
- 39:59Speaker 1: other life, you know what I'm saying, Like blind people
- 40:02Speaker 1: that have been blind their whole life, like they don't
- 40:04Speaker 1: know what scene is. So it's like how could they
- 40:06Speaker 1: relate to it? You know, I see what I'm saying.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Do you kind of give me or no?
- 40:09Speaker 2: Yeah, like like like like that's all they know. I
- 40:11Speaker 2: don't know any different, so it's not like a like
- 40:13Speaker 2: something new. Yeah, I feel so I feel so bad
- 40:17Speaker 2: black people or deaf people just in general. Bro, I'm
- 40:19Speaker 2: very like kind hearted.
- 40:20Speaker 1: What would you prefer? Probably being deaf?
- 40:25Speaker 2: So I gotta hear that bitch talk, But it's more
- 40:31Speaker 2: like I probably because there's so many beautiful, so many
- 40:34Speaker 2: beautiful things to see.
- 40:35Speaker 1: You can hear her the voice. Mm hmmm, I could
- 40:39Speaker 1: probably feel that bitch right there. You you prefer being deaf? Probably? Yeah?
- 40:46Speaker 1: And I think sign language is so cool, like hm,
- 40:51Speaker 1: let's keep having a conversation. What you pretating I'm blind?
- 40:56Speaker 1: Where are you at? You'd have been deaf?
- 41:02Speaker 2: I think so, I mean just because I just cover
- 41:04Speaker 2: your ears. There's there's so there's so many things like.
- 41:08Speaker 1: No talking, she looks so pretty. That's fucked up. You
- 41:14Speaker 1: would know how to say that, like, no, I don't
- 41:21Speaker 1: like the side of me. It's not cool.
- 41:22Speaker 2: Bro, Okay, let's pretend we're about death. Dude, you need
- 41:26Speaker 2: to stop this ship and my career is barely starting
- 41:28Speaker 2: right now. Bro, I'm not trying to get canceled. Let's
- 41:31Speaker 2: pretend we're death.
- 41:34Speaker 1: And then it's just like you're a fucking horrible person.
- 41:38Speaker 1: It's such a horrible person. You ever met a death Mexican?
- 41:42Speaker 1: You know what? For?
- 41:43Speaker 4: I have?
- 41:44Speaker 1: I have?
- 41:45Speaker 2: And he annoyed the funk out of me. Let me
- 41:47Speaker 2: tell you, let me tell you. I met at I
- 41:50Speaker 2: met a deaf person and no, I'm full man deep
- 41:57Speaker 2: in this gym, and I met I met.
- 41:59Speaker 1: A person at my aunts holes and he like was
- 42:02Speaker 1: hogging the control.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Hey pass it, no, and then and then and then
- 42:08Speaker 2: his brother came in and was like, let's go home,
- 42:11Speaker 2: and he was like doing this ship yeah, which means
- 42:14Speaker 2: like go home. Right, So he was hogging the fucking
- 42:18Speaker 2: I'm asking mother fuckers look up the side for it.
- 42:20Speaker 1: Go home.
- 42:21Speaker 2: And then we actually we actually have a honey up
- 42:23Speaker 2: new full okay. And then he says he was hogging
- 42:28Speaker 2: the remote. I was like, hey, kept typing up. I
- 42:32Speaker 2: was like, go the funk home. He's damn not fucking
- 42:35Speaker 2: disabled that he's disabled. His ears considered disability, you fucking dumb,
- 42:41Speaker 2: fat piece of ship.
- 42:43Speaker 1: Bro, What the fuck? You literally said he's deaf. He's
- 42:46Speaker 1: not disabled. He could disability is he can't hear? He
- 42:49Speaker 1: could drive? You know his disability that people could drive
- 42:52Speaker 1: for sure? Fuck no, deaf people can't drop that bullshit. Bro,
- 42:57Speaker 1: you're not hearing the fool honk at you just follow
- 43:00Speaker 1: that people cannot drive, that people could drive? Nah No,
- 43:03Speaker 1: I don't think so.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Can you imagine being fat and death took a struggle?
- 43:10Speaker 2: Can you be fat and dev and you can't want
- 43:11Speaker 2: to think? Back there you're eating your.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Food, Bro, I'm fucking fat and I have fine I
- 43:14Speaker 1: can see you, bro, and I could hear. Just still sucks.
- 43:18Speaker 1: What do you mean I know?
- 43:19Speaker 4: Oh?
- 43:19Speaker 1: Yeah you do? Do you know? Can that people drive? Start?
- 43:26Speaker 1: Shut up?
- 43:28Speaker 2: Gee, dumb bitch, shut the fuck up. When I think
- 43:31Speaker 2: about a disability, I think about a motherfucker that can walk,
- 43:33Speaker 2: and you're like this, and ship you're like, like you real?
- 43:35Speaker 2: I think that's a disability. Like his hand don't work,
- 43:37Speaker 2: your fucking legs don't work. You're missing something?
- 43:39Speaker 1: Are you missing? Is a little bit of hearing? But
- 43:41Speaker 1: he'll be okay, a little bit of hearing. You're using
- 43:44Speaker 1: your ears every single day, you know that, Like you
- 43:47Speaker 1: wouldn't be able to maneuver. When I think about somebody
- 43:49Speaker 1: to say what I think somebody and a motherfucking would
- 43:51Speaker 1: a death podcast go? You know, let's do it. I'm
- 43:56Speaker 1: not touching that. Let's do it. Your touch kids. It's
- 43:58Speaker 1: crazy all the time. No, no, no, someone's gonna clip
- 44:04Speaker 1: that ship and make me a pedophile. Clip that ready. No,
- 44:09Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that with you, bro. Stop what
- 44:11Speaker 1: happened to the old Jaikarda? I've switched up after after fame,
- 44:15Speaker 1: I don't live. I had one hundred people in my life.
- 44:18Speaker 1: All of them are pieces of ship. Like damn near
- 44:21Speaker 1: blocked like I blocked like four people yesterday. Why did
- 44:24Speaker 1: you block four people?
- 44:25Speaker 2: Because these foods thinkers like because I'm funny on a podcast.
- 44:27Speaker 2: They could talk to me crazy.
- 44:28Speaker 1: What do they don't know? You bitch? Like, don't like that?
- 44:32Speaker 1: Hit me up?
- 44:32Speaker 2: He was like jacarda slam where the slim at fucking
- 44:34Speaker 2: food Like we're not we don't talk to me?
- 44:36Speaker 1: Like what everybody send me a little ink and be like, hey,
- 44:39Speaker 1: look you how many Jacardi? Bro?
- 44:40Speaker 2: Like everybody, I'm getting a lot of really good like
- 44:43Speaker 2: feedback and foods are really nice too. Sometimes that's cool
- 44:45Speaker 2: for some people just because they want to, like they're
- 44:48Speaker 2: trying to give me the text them so bad?
- 44:49Speaker 1: Why do you block him? Though? There are people that
- 44:51Speaker 1: watch them, they're just there. Fuck him, don't watch bro,
- 44:53Speaker 1: You don't have to watch them. You food and that
- 44:56Speaker 1: food that keeps posting my fucking leg broken? Fuck you bro.
- 44:59Speaker 1: Don't fucking come to the show. If I find you bo,
- 45:02Speaker 1: it's fucking up Bro. Oh so fucking dumb bitch. We
- 45:07Speaker 1: can just clicked that bitch just to go. I don't
- 45:09Speaker 1: want talk about it.
- 45:10Speaker 2: Takara ain't doing it with me Live at Flap first
- 45:12Speaker 2: February nineteen, maybe our first life podcast.
- 45:15Speaker 1: Let's go Theakardawn? Are you nervous? Very nervous? Get on
- 45:18Speaker 1: the diary, you fat bitch. For the light. You can
- 45:21Speaker 1: look good.
- 45:22Speaker 2: I share the god for if you're junk before we
- 45:24Speaker 2: go on stage, I'm gonna just take off on you
- 45:25Speaker 2: on stage. I'm not even know right now, bitch when
- 45:28Speaker 2: man deep in.
- 45:28Speaker 1: His gym and then whipping and running bib. See, we
- 45:31Speaker 1: can't do that. We can't. I don't give a funk.
- 45:32Speaker 1: I'm gonna do what the fuck I want. Bro, this
- 45:34Speaker 1: is my podcast.
- 45:35Speaker 4: Bro.
- 45:35Speaker 1: I run this ship, bro without meet this whole ship sinks.
- 45:38Speaker 1: I love saying that ship why, I don't know it's fun.
- 45:40Speaker 1: That's terrible. Would you ever go on a cruise? No?
- 45:43Speaker 2: Why you can't swim? I swim, Yeah, I'm a great swimmer.
- 45:46Speaker 2: I seen Titanic and I'm cool.
- 45:48Speaker 1: Never seen it.
- 45:49Speaker 2: Never seen Titanic. I don't believe it. I don't think
- 45:52Speaker 2: it happened. It was cap and I think, never mind,
- 45:57Speaker 2: you know who did it. I was gonna say something.
- 46:00Speaker 1: They run everything. Today's Raleys made Titanic. I think they
- 46:05Speaker 1: did Titanic.
- 46:06Speaker 2: I think during that time, I think they were being
- 46:08Speaker 2: oppressed by the Germans. I think when that I think
- 46:12Speaker 2: when that happened, I think I think they're being pressed.
- 46:15Speaker 2: When did the Titanic happen?
- 46:18Speaker 1: Nineteen ten? I'm just I'm just gauging.
- 46:21Speaker 2: Or eighteen hundreds, not nineteen eighteen hundreds, nineteen nineteen nineteen ten?
- 46:25Speaker 3: Not?
- 46:25Speaker 2: No, why because it was slapped shut out of you.
- 46:27Speaker 2: You're fucking full twelve hey, two years or they weren't
- 46:31Speaker 2: a president.
- 46:32Speaker 1: It could have been them. They were impressed at that time. No,
- 46:35Speaker 1: they weren't. No, what's oppressure anyways? Right?
- 46:38Speaker 2: Uh?
- 46:38Speaker 1: Hey, so what topics did we have?
- 46:42Speaker 3: One of them was girls jumping from tables?
- 46:44Speaker 1: Oh? Boy, yes, they're at the club, right, yeah. And
- 46:48Speaker 1: you know you hear stories everything you see it. You like,
- 46:51Speaker 1: see girls jump from one table to another because bitch
- 46:54Speaker 1: would be so broken. Every want to buy a bible?
- 46:56Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, I'm sold. Okay, I'm thinking girls are
- 46:59Speaker 1: physically jumping on tables. Like I was, like, what type
- 47:02Speaker 1: of bitch? Iss? Like, so I'm and so you know, girls,
- 47:07Speaker 1: So they're going around getting drinks from everyone.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Okay, but I've never seen the pep talk before they
- 47:12Speaker 2: move on to a different table. Lion, Like I heard
- 47:15Speaker 2: the pep talk and and and and to me, I
- 47:19Speaker 2: I honestly I admire it, but I'm so mind blowing
- 47:22Speaker 2: to like, because I feel like if I was a girl,
- 47:24Speaker 2: I'd be such a bad bitch and the pendead ass
- 47:26Speaker 2: whole like I'll be sawing.
- 47:29Speaker 1: Would be ran through. Bitch.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Bro We everybody would have been fucking you, boy, and
- 47:34Speaker 2: you would have been somebody did a church, everybody on
- 47:36Speaker 2: the block.
- 47:37Speaker 1: You would have been ran through. You would have let
- 47:39Speaker 1: the county side with you, bro, you would have let
- 47:41Speaker 1: everybody here.
- 47:42Speaker 2: Bro thinking if I was a girl, I would be
- 47:43Speaker 2: ran through, probably ran through, but like a dumb bitch.
- 47:47Speaker 2: Yeah what am as bitch like.
- 47:51Speaker 1: That? What the fun? Would you be? A fucking cracking
- 47:54Speaker 1: ass bitch? Covered? You be covered, becovered up, looks like
- 47:57Speaker 1: a fucking ninja.
- 47:58Speaker 2: Why suck deck in the back? I think I think
- 48:01Speaker 2: if you were a girl, you would be run through.
- 48:03Speaker 2: You're so easy for it, and i've seen you, like
- 48:06Speaker 2: I'm not easy.
- 48:07Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie.
- 48:07Speaker 2: I've seen you at four am. Here's some fat bitches up.
- 48:10Speaker 2: Imagine you were a fat bitch to this day, to
- 48:13Speaker 2: this day, I'll do that. They never changeding, homie, I
- 48:17Speaker 2: hit you at four am?
- 48:18Speaker 1: Hey were you at? But yeah, so I heard the
- 48:23Speaker 1: pep talk that I should we go.
- 48:24Speaker 2: He said we could come, and he's like okay, and
- 48:26Speaker 2: then the girling back, She's like, ASKI me could come?
- 48:29Speaker 1: Well five? Five five, bitch, you crazy bitch? Am I
- 48:33Speaker 1: fucking on five? No?
- 48:35Speaker 2: But you're tripping. You're not even gonna know these people.
- 48:38Speaker 2: Next year they win, got the shot and they came back.
- 48:40Speaker 2: Oh my god, I would have had to kick that
- 48:42Speaker 2: bitch in the stomach. Give me my shot back. But
- 48:46Speaker 2: you're tripping. Been to kill in somebody's mouth, No, but
- 48:49Speaker 2: I've done I've just spent his mouth before homeless people.
- 49:03Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I was That was accident. That was an accident.
- 49:08Speaker 1: He's been out homeless people. No, I've never done that.
- 49:10Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 49:10Speaker 2: Watch the fucking peasant. You ever seen some fine homeless
- 49:16Speaker 2: save this bitch right now? I actually and I actually haven't.
- 49:19Speaker 2: I gave her like thirty dollars. I gave her like
- 49:22Speaker 2: thirty bucks, thirty coming up to my house, my house, nah,
- 49:28Speaker 2: she and she was like you could tell, like she
- 49:30Speaker 2: was kind of like like you know what, you know,
- 49:33Speaker 2: somebody they're like all their homeless by toys, and then
- 49:35Speaker 2: you see somebody other and they're like all their homeless.
- 49:36Speaker 1: Because of a bath situation.
- 49:38Speaker 2: I think she was like a bath situation, Like she
- 49:40Speaker 2: wasn't homeless, but but I think she was going through
- 49:43Speaker 2: some stuff and she was she had nice kids, Her
- 49:46Speaker 2: clothes was.
- 49:47Speaker 1: Kind of like dirty.
- 49:48Speaker 2: She had like okay feet, but maybe she know she
- 49:50Speaker 2: had probably get a pedicurrey. I would think she is
- 49:51Speaker 2: poor and homeless.
- 49:53Speaker 1: And then I don't. I don't think she's thinking about
- 49:56Speaker 1: pedicureas what I'm saying.
- 49:57Speaker 2: And then when I walked into the store, she was
- 49:59Speaker 2: outside she's like and then she called me poppy, and
- 50:01Speaker 2: she called me poppy.
- 50:03Speaker 1: For me, That's what I'm saying, like like like big way,
- 50:07Speaker 1: like big tits and call me Bobby. Where did you
- 50:09Speaker 1: see her? What was?
- 50:11Speaker 2: This was on the way to the office, and you
- 50:12Speaker 2: know one of those liquor stories, you know, like what
- 50:17Speaker 2: your yeah, there is this bun though on what I'm saying,
- 50:23Speaker 2: finish story, you weren't done no fuck as long as
- 50:29Speaker 2: her bro to say to this is my podcast, this jamming, okay.
- 50:35Speaker 2: And then and then when I came back out, she
- 50:38Speaker 2: like looks so sad and she had like a nice
- 50:40Speaker 2: little chair. She just had big tis honestly, I give
- 50:42Speaker 2: her because of her tits. I mean, like, you know
- 50:43Speaker 2: what I'm saying. And then I gave her the thirty
- 50:45Speaker 2: and she was happy. She went the side, grabbed like
- 50:47Speaker 2: a two pecon and just went right back outside from
- 50:50Speaker 2: warm Like.
- 50:51Speaker 1: But I'm like, I'm like, look like, you're my baby.
- 50:54Speaker 1: You know. But I would have made out her if
- 50:56Speaker 1: she got the ship together.
- 50:59Speaker 2: Yeah, well obviously I would. I would have checked for
- 51:02Speaker 2: you know, I, how are you going to check? Can
- 51:03Speaker 2: you take it to the doctors?
- 51:05Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 51:05Speaker 2: Literally where Sinamonica Western? The doctor's there, I think, so,
- 51:11Speaker 2: I don't know, I know, I know p Once. I've
- 51:14Speaker 2: heard his hand right while he was working, he went
- 51:16Speaker 2: to a doctor's office. They coded him like four thousand
- 51:19Speaker 2: dollars and then this went to Cinamonica Western and that
- 51:21Speaker 2: shit was like two hundred.
- 51:24Speaker 1: Why was it that much?
- 51:25Speaker 4: Bro?
- 51:25Speaker 1: Mexican's bro, Mexican rossaw, He's I've heard, bro. Is that truth?
- 51:30Speaker 2: Like a Mexican's biggest haters and other Mexican Is that true?
- 51:32Speaker 2: I've heard people say that for sure. Really yeah, I
- 51:34Speaker 2: think so?
- 51:36Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what's the deal with your boy? Dude?
- 51:38Speaker 2: Knowing I want to give a huge shout out to
- 51:40Speaker 2: my best friends, the people I wear every day, even
- 51:43Speaker 2: on my underwear.
- 51:45Speaker 1: Pro Club this is my family. Pro Club or no club.
- 51:49Speaker 2: If you president in my description and use code doing
- 51:51Speaker 2: no and you spent over one hundred dollars on the
- 51:53Speaker 2: pro Club website, you will get free shipping.
- 51:56Speaker 1: And right now it's the perfect time.
- 51:57Speaker 2: The wedd is kind of craziest cold, and guess what
- 52:00Speaker 2: Pro Club has all the heavy duty they have flyingnels,
- 52:02Speaker 2: they have jackets, they have two pieces, they got wind breakers,
- 52:05Speaker 2: they got it out. They even got hats, underwear, socks,
- 52:07Speaker 2: and the socks are thick. So yeah, some of y'all.
- 52:10Speaker 1: Y'all got a little ass feet that be cold, get
- 52:12Speaker 1: some socks from Pro Clubs. Just cold doing up?
- 52:14Speaker 2: President of my description, Yes, cold doing all And if
- 52:18Speaker 2: you waste over one hundred dollars, you will get free shipping.
- 52:20Speaker 1: Baby, let's get it. You get a lot of hate,
- 52:23Speaker 1: hunh a lot. Yeah, I don't even be doing nothing.
- 52:27Speaker 1: Yeah does it hurt?
- 52:30Speaker 5: No?
- 52:30Speaker 1: No, Like, just guess what I watched like foods talk
- 52:35Speaker 1: shit about me, and then I'll like, like the post
- 52:38Speaker 1: you recall it for the talk shit not necessarily not
- 52:43Speaker 1: like like in the podcast game.
- 52:45Speaker 2: No not, oh I guess, oh yeah, because obviously I'm
- 52:47Speaker 2: not talking about anything else. Yeah yeah, like uh noah,
- 52:51Speaker 2: it doesn't even matter. I'm format deep in this gym and.
- 52:55Speaker 1: I've just seen foods and I'm like, and I'm like,
- 52:58Speaker 1: I don't like you. It's we don't have to talk,
- 53:01Speaker 1: but but I don't. I don't. I don't dislike anybody
- 53:04Speaker 1: like I've heard.
- 53:05Speaker 2: I've heard a couple of people like and I criticized,
- 53:08Speaker 2: like like you know, and I just everyone's on the plane.
- 53:13Speaker 2: We're not even that they're poor, you know, like you
- 53:14Speaker 2: can't be talking about being poor, you know, like yeah,
- 53:17Speaker 2: you know, like or they're just like I think, like
- 53:21Speaker 2: when when you're a hater, like that's why people don't
- 53:23Speaker 2: prosper in life. Like you want to say a funny
- 53:25Speaker 2: video I did path me my the phone.
- 53:28Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you the man always always tries to
- 53:30Speaker 1: show off you has two phones, Like shut the fuck up, bro, no, literally,
- 53:33Speaker 1: just where's my phone?
- 53:34Speaker 2: Keep us my phone too, Like hey, okay, I grab
- 53:36Speaker 2: your phone that sticky as fuck. No, I know that
- 53:40Speaker 2: was the scary part about it that I feel like
- 53:42Speaker 2: I touched your not and like ready, so his podcast
- 53:49Speaker 2: of the of the people I think I hate black Damn,
- 53:52Speaker 2: so many missed calls. Bro, guess who it is from
- 53:54Speaker 2: all guys? Hold up, I know what is I'm not
- 53:57Speaker 2: doing this. So there's a podcast of the people that
- 53:59Speaker 2: started and if that I hate black people and that
- 54:02Speaker 2: I need their area culture right?
- 54:03Speaker 1: Oh? Really?
- 54:04Speaker 7: It was just coming and dancing and smiling and acting
- 54:08Speaker 7: like we're building these big bridges. Then you got fucking
- 54:10Speaker 7: people like Duno on your platform talking about yeah without
- 54:14Speaker 7: the meskins, this should have you just keep coming and
- 54:21Speaker 7: dancing and smiling and acting like we're building these big bridges.
- 54:25Speaker 7: Then you got fucking people like Duno on your platform
- 54:28Speaker 7: talking about yeah without the meskins, this should.
- 54:30Speaker 1: Have you ever been on the train? He who I'm
- 54:45Speaker 1: talking about?
- 54:46Speaker 4: Me?
- 54:46Speaker 1: And like that? And then what I'm doing at home?
- 54:48Speaker 1: Yea thinking about kids, Chuck Yildren, Did you want to
- 54:54Speaker 1: run a train? Have ever been on a chain?
- 54:58Speaker 2: I wouldn't run I wouldn't want to run a chain
- 54:59Speaker 2: because how many turning serious? Like if they were gonna
- 55:05Speaker 2: talk about uh yeah, we could always cush it out
- 55:09Speaker 2: for too much?
- 55:11Speaker 1: What I going like this? You can't hear me like
- 55:15Speaker 1: it doesn't matter.
- 55:17Speaker 2: J Yeah, yes, I've been waiting to talk about that
- 55:20Speaker 2: with you. Okay, I want you to break this whole.
- 55:24Speaker 1: Why why why? Why? Why? This is already stelf snitching
- 55:28Speaker 1: you know between us. Yeah, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
- 55:33Speaker 2: Point is, we were in a situation where we could
- 55:35Speaker 2: smack a girl, right, No, there's multiple girls. No, no,
- 55:39Speaker 2: like now smack like physically like the fuck. Yes, okay,
- 55:43Speaker 2: there brothel down there. But the Bronto came to us.
- 55:47Speaker 2: I felt like a king point being all right, But
- 55:49Speaker 2: but point is one of the hummies from uh uh
- 55:54Speaker 2: Indio that area.
- 55:56Speaker 1: Yeah, I was with that and and there was more
- 56:00Speaker 1: than there was more than two girls to a guy,
- 56:03Speaker 1: so there was like twenty bitches and it was like
- 56:05Speaker 1: eight of us. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna just say no, no, no.
- 56:08Speaker 1: And this would come to me. He goes, you want
- 56:10Speaker 1: to run a train? And I was like, what I
- 56:13Speaker 1: see there's so many girls here Jakarta, No one has
- 56:16Speaker 1: to run ship and he was like, yeah, I was joking.
- 56:19Speaker 1: I was like, no, you're fucking word, bro, Jurda, doesn't
- 56:21Speaker 1: what happened to you in that day? Bro? Okay, regarda. Okay,
- 56:25Speaker 1: I feel like this is too much. Though.
- 56:26Speaker 2: No, okay, I'm not gonna say no names, but no, no, no,
- 56:28Speaker 2: but don't say what I was doing or nothing. No, well,
- 56:30Speaker 2: I have to say what we were doing. That's the
- 56:32Speaker 2: point of the story. So it was our first time
- 56:35Speaker 2: at at the person's house we went to, and the
- 56:40Speaker 2: person's house we went to. He was a fan of mine,
- 56:42Speaker 2: and he was a fan of mine and the and
- 56:44Speaker 2: the other fan. And we drive like forty minutes into TJ,
- 56:50Speaker 2: like in the nice area, very nice area. So you
- 56:52Speaker 2: just fucking blow your fucking burt by me. That shit
- 56:55Speaker 2: was sucking that even worse.
- 56:57Speaker 1: And then.
- 57:00Speaker 2: We get to his house and he's showing off his
- 57:01Speaker 2: guns and he props out a big sniper and points
- 57:04Speaker 2: it to.
- 57:05Speaker 1: Jakarta sitting down, and he was like, look at this.
- 57:09Speaker 1: She's like. He's like, it's nice song, and I was like,
- 57:11Speaker 1: hell yeah, hell yeah. And then he props out a
- 57:14Speaker 1: big bag of that cocaine. This is.
- 57:19Speaker 2: And I've never seen Jakarta's face globe, soas he was like,
- 57:25Speaker 2: you're retard. Okay, Anyways, the girls coming right like like
- 57:29Speaker 2: in fucking like in like in rush hower.
- 57:32Speaker 1: You know, when he opened it was exactly like rush
- 57:34Speaker 1: hour latinas, Yes, and.
- 57:36Speaker 2: He opens the door and it's just a bunch of
- 57:38Speaker 2: fine fucking kim K latinas that I heard it, fucking
- 57:43Speaker 2: bonus and we're not paying Yeah, no, no no, And
- 57:46Speaker 2: then everybody goes for a grab righty grab one. Jakarta's
- 57:53Speaker 2: so fixated on the cocaine that he forgets that he
- 57:56Speaker 2: could get his dick sucked for free.
- 57:59Speaker 1: So when he finally decides to get his dig suck
- 58:01Speaker 1: for free.
- 58:02Speaker 2: It's the weakest bitch that nobody. So we're like in
- 58:07Speaker 2: this big house with a bunch of different rooms, and
- 58:12Speaker 2: Jakarta goes to one of the rooms and then you say,
- 58:14Speaker 2: what happens from there?
- 58:15Speaker 1: I wonder we're already just a language barrier right.
- 58:18Speaker 2: The business to speak English, Like, dude, it was so
- 58:21Speaker 2: fucking weird, bron whatever, Like I'm doing my I'm doing
- 58:24Speaker 2: my ship.
- 58:24Speaker 1: No, how'd you guys? Like what you do? You said? Anyway?
- 58:29Speaker 1: I was like approached me. Now you say you want
- 58:31Speaker 1: you just you just think out your bed ship Like
- 58:34Speaker 1: where we were running a game, were running a game.
- 58:36Speaker 1: There's no running game because well this is happening, but
- 58:40Speaker 1: whatever is happening is happening. But I'm but ass snaked, Brom.
- 58:44Speaker 1: I'm but asking it. I'm on a bed.
- 58:45Speaker 2: I'm like this, how you gotta you gotta because you're
- 58:49Speaker 2: you're gonna see the story you gotta do.
- 58:52Speaker 1: I'm doing that, you know. And this one food that
- 58:55Speaker 1: I fucking leaves in the fucking house, Bust open the door, bro,
- 58:59Speaker 1: And I'm like this, and I'm like, what the fuck
- 59:01Speaker 1: are you doing? And he's looking at me. He's like,
- 59:04Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, getting the fuck out, like the room, bro,
- 59:07Speaker 1: Like I'm occupied her. She was weird as you said,
- 59:11Speaker 1: you slept well, he's up that bit. So I was like,
- 59:16Speaker 1: my dig's not working, but you're not working as well.
- 59:21Speaker 1: We had we had, we had some good times. I
- 59:24Speaker 1: want to actually go to San Diego soon.
- 59:27Speaker 2: Oh what we're apparently on going to Mexico City? Mean,
- 59:30Speaker 2: oh word, yeah, bitch, we talked to you about this. Yeah,
- 59:33Speaker 2: but you have to let me know in advance so
- 59:34Speaker 2: I could call No.
- 59:35Speaker 1: No, I know what I'm saying. I'm telling the people.
- 59:37Speaker 2: You gotta let me know an advance advance, though, don't
- 59:39Speaker 2: buy the tickets first, Like bro, if we could don't
- 59:42Speaker 2: buy the tickets first, you know, because I want to
- 59:44Speaker 2: know first.
- 59:44Speaker 1: I'm definitely gonna go for sure, for sure. But what
- 59:47Speaker 1: what do you first want to see in Mexico when
- 59:49Speaker 1: we go to Mexico?
- 59:50Speaker 4: Uh?
- 59:50Speaker 1: Probably the food or like I would really like to
- 59:54Speaker 1: go on like a real tour, a real tour ship,
- 59:56Speaker 1: you know, like with a tour guide and everything. I
- 59:58Speaker 1: wouldn't want you to show me Mexic. You don't. You
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: didn't grow up there, you know, so you probably would
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: have known Mexico as well as the people that do.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: You know, bitch? Why are you? Why are you automatic
- 1:00:06Speaker 1: think I was going to turn it to your tour guy,
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: you dumb bitch?
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: Because if you want to Indonesia, I would have tried
- 1:00:10Speaker 2: to be your tour guy. But I don't know Shi
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: over there.
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't want to go to Indonesia.
- 1:00:14Speaker 2: I liking this American boy, American boy anything. If you
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: think the bitches will be on me, we'll go to
- 1:00:21Speaker 2: Indonesia just because I'm American.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Yeah, Bro, they probably think you're Rakishi. That's because these
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: foods don't support my jokes. Yeah. I fucking hate most
- 1:00:36Speaker 1: fit right now. It's just bugging me right now. Again.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: We gotta get his fit ship together for he keeps
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: blowing it with these fits and we have to be
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: around him.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: He looks nice. I think you dressed yourself right. Looks
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: like it something we talk about the top. Come on,
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: give me something, pops another one? Oh? That was that was?
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: That was a good jumping around the table baby? Cut
- 1:01:11Speaker 1: that cut that part for show. They were bad. You
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: know them, I know them. I don't know them like that.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I'm trying to though, I don't know. You know something, Hey,
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: have you ever had a crush on any other homegirls? No? No,
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: are you thinking? No, I'm not thinking. I'm just gonna
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: say no. Even if I did, the fuck, I would
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: never tell them. I would never tell that bitch. I
- 1:01:40Speaker 1: like her. Come on, one of the home girls. I'm
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: liking this American boy. American boy. I want to see
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: sex tape of huh. I just want to see what
- 1:01:53Speaker 1: Jakarda is like in bed, not with me.
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: But they're so fucking weird, bro, I would never want
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: to see you like anywhere near naked. I remember the
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: time z Owners just showed me a picture of you,
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: like if you're ass. I don't know why he has
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: a picture of your ass and his phone.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: It's owner like because they pants. They were making fun
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: of my my pants the other day too, sonar Zner
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: was making fun of my and bug them. Put a picture,
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: buger right here. Look at this little Fuckingllo figurine making
- 1:02:19Speaker 1: fun of me looking like fucking the fourth person from
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: Cycle Realm, Your dumb ass? What do you think about
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: your bands? I don't know.
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: He was saying some bullshit. I don't even be listening
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: to that motherfucker sometimes, but he's so rude. Hey did
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: I hanging out with BEDI from the Crew?
- 1:02:31Speaker 1: Hell? Yeah? But what bugs you about them? What do
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: you mean? Nothing bugs me?
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: Like It's just like, fo shit, we were dropping around. Bro,
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: It's not like it's like I'm like, I used to
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: be like that, but not anymore. I think I grew
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: thicker skin, you know. Okay, I guess I got bigger, right, stupid?
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I've ever liked
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Oh yeah I have. I've not like one of your friends,
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: not like one of my friends. You brought somebody around
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: that I didn't like. It's okay.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Not tripping doesn't really bother me. I don't bring I
- 1:03:03Speaker 2: just don't bring the person around no more. Yeah, they
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: just throw an ice cream for no reason? Oh my
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: god changed bro? Sorry bro, like that was on that
- 1:03:09Speaker 2: for you know?
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Why did he just throw an ice cream though he
- 1:03:11Speaker 1: was on drugs for a bit? Bro? Oh yeah, you're
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: on drugs for but you don't act like that. I'm
- 1:03:16Speaker 1: liking this some American boy. Is there any other topic?
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: I think there's more. Why we send some any questions
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: on the pot? I think?
- 1:03:24Speaker 3: And then I said, how Jaki wants to call off
- 1:03:27Speaker 3: the day of the live show?
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Yes, which live show? The brown Baguin already did? No,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: don't be for real? No, the nineteen for our Life show.
- 1:03:38Speaker 2: Oh yeah that's already done too, you got it? Like
- 1:03:40Speaker 2: then yeah, I think I think the artist, I said
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: the email.
- 1:03:43Speaker 3: How like you're hell and nervous?
- 1:03:45Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, what happens happen? It's not even buy
- 1:03:49Speaker 2: tickets and like like what happens?
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: If you know? It's weird? Bro, Like I like talking
- 1:03:54Speaker 1: right here, it's cool, bro, but like it's different brot
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: even like performing, like damn, think about the bag you're
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: gonna get. I'll do that ship for that. Hell yeah,
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: the drugs, that the cold.
- 1:04:07Speaker 2: And then we can get run right after because they
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: got to celebrate to for your first show that you're
- 1:04:11Speaker 2: getting paid for because we can't change the date, Jakarta.
- 1:04:16Speaker 2: I'm asking no, all right, I was just asking why
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: would you change the date? Make it more previous?
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: You don't think people are gonna buy tickets?
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: No, not that you just said it was that. No,
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: it's Ramadan. Is it's gonna be during Ramadan, bro, And
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: I'm not Oh, it's gonna be doing Ramadana.
- 1:04:30Speaker 1: Like the second third day in Ramadan. Bro. I'm just
- 1:04:33Speaker 1: gonna go there, do much gone and leave it at that. Okay,
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: don't say anything more about that situation right there about Ramada. No,
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: just not that, just about that day. How do you
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: go to the Ramadana? Don't mean no fast? This was
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: never fucking fasted in his life, that bitch. Well because
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: of health. So my fault, bro, Bro, we're joking, bro, Bro,
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: No you don't. But he's sensitive. Broeh, I hate that brother.
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: Why would he do nothing? But just how I feel
- 1:04:59Speaker 1: bad everyone to bench him. Nah. I wanted to punch
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: that for once before.
- 1:05:03Speaker 2: Yeah he was he just like I had to pay
- 1:05:05Speaker 2: like three thousand dollars because he crashed the sprinter and
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: I was just mad at my Mega count and I
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: was like, fuck.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Do you have to pay? Yeah, bitch because the berth
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: and I had driving it broke fucked up the thing. Ah,
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: I mean you want to be loose on you know?
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: Well he used to be got a friend for life
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: and you know what he said. He's like, I didn't
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: see the tables. They moved him.
- 1:05:26Speaker 2: Everybody else who My whole thing is accountability. Yeah maybe
- 1:05:29Speaker 2: the I mean, bro, he drives a lot, but yet again,
- 1:05:33Speaker 2: it is his job. He gets paid for it, So
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: I don't know, it's probably different. I think you guys
- 1:05:36Speaker 2: should probably talk within each other, have dinner or something.
- 1:05:39Speaker 2: Would you ever want to go have dinner with mom?
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: No? Yeah, because we look at his face like why
- 1:05:44Speaker 1: is he making these fucking fav But we're just joking. Bro,
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: have you had dinner with mo before? Hell? Yeah, it's
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: uncomfortable as fuck. I've had dinner with this with my family.
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: You know you know that is true? I can well
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: was when am I being invited to your house to
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: go eat? Man? That fucked up? The next next time?
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: My mom j Carter really doesn't remind me that this
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: crib is crazy? What what do you gonna do with
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: my crib. What is more? Do iut your crib? Nothing?
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: We only say in an hour and then we leave.
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: Why can't I just go for an hour? I just
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: want to go hang out. Okay, come hang out, I guess,
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: so if you want, But don't be making don't be
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: going in there making fun and ship. Don't be going
- 1:06:18Speaker 1: smalls or like whatever.
- 1:06:19Speaker 2: I never say your house because it doesn't. And no,
- 1:06:22Speaker 2: but I said, you had high school lights in your house,
- 1:06:24Speaker 2: but okay, and you still did high schooler's what's the difference?
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: You know? Clip that clip, that clip that one that's
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: clip that click? That good? That one pedophile? I'm joking,
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: that's not cool. How long have we been potting for?
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: I got a question and and said, did your card
- 1:06:47Speaker 3: get born with the turbine or do you have.
- 1:06:48Speaker 1: To earn it? So see, that's the ship that be
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: pissing me off because he knows, he knows. There's like
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: seventeen questions, and the bitch asked food went to the
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: worst one for me and presson one that's not even
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: my religion, not even why the fuck are you smiling?
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: That's literally your race? Bro? Hey ja Gerda boomer a
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: turbine or yet that's not even the same, that's not
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: even the same religion. What do you do? They said?
- 1:07:21Speaker 3: Okay, real, how long until they do it?
- 1:07:23Speaker 2: Life Well February nineteen collaborates comedy club jez Is gonna
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: be performing before us, Big Sad will be going after us,
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: and then and then and then Bobby Lee and Andrew
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Santino will be in the crowd.
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: So with the meeting greets afterwards, you guys want to come,
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: MO got tickets for half off right now? Hit his line?
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: I'm full man deepness, Jim, And how how long have
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: we been plotting? For five hour? Five? We could go longer?
- 1:07:52Speaker 3: Another question?
- 1:07:54Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up right now? Were just asking me
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: for questions, all hummy, but don't be rotten about what
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: they were gone? And then I's got a voice, now, hommy,
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: you talking about that?
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: Have you ever had a threesome with your helmi?
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: No, we'ren't even like be in the same room as
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: my heammies. You had a three with your hommy? No, yeah,
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: that's weird technically with jac three while I was there,
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: when you know, stop saying that you three. He just
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: wasn't getting anything. Then you mad three? Someome too? No?
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: Oh no, he was on the sidewalk. He was in
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: the sidewalk, sitting in the hood. You could have gone
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: shot and robbed. Yeah, yeah that's you. No, that wasn't me.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: I'm full man deep in his gimin another question, I
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: love you.
- 1:08:38Speaker 3: They said, why does your carda look like the monster?
- 1:08:40Speaker 3: They got his lips sucked the monsters.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: You never sent me that picture before?
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: Put the picture up right here, Anda and Heka sent
- 1:08:55Speaker 2: me that back in the day when I was working
- 1:08:56Speaker 2: at the mosque. Actually, yeah, fuck you and your hommies, bro,
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: I don't appreciate them because I'm full man deep in
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: his gym and was with this fucking stupid as song
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: as DK it's some food from uh So.
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: Like I think they're Scousers. They're from up area in
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: the in the u k.
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: And like they all talk like Patty Pimbley Like was like,
- 1:09:15Speaker 2: you don't know what the fuck they're saying, but their
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: rap is fucking crazy.
- 1:09:18Speaker 1: Dog. Have you seen what Aaron Spears said about there?
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: But you can't. That's the funniest sh ever. He's hilarious.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: You you ever met him, I actually you know what
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: we saw him for you remember we saw him in
- 1:09:30Speaker 2: TJ crossing back, we saw that.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Food probably wasn't even Eric spears it was. It was.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: But I think he goes to the clinics and TJ
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: because he pays less. He was in Hong Kong. I
- 1:09:43Speaker 1: think so I would be a Hong Kong I'm about
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: to go. Actually right now, we should take a trip
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: to t J. I'm done while you're with it tonight.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: To shut the fucked up bro, Like that's the least
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: of his words.
- 1:09:59Speaker 2: We gonna pay for guys, bro, he said, I mean,
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: I'm gonna pay forgether, and obviously we're gonna pay for gas.
- 1:10:04Speaker 2: How it comes off the cheating and we do no
- 1:10:05Speaker 2: card monthly. Yeah, don't don't worry. Literally, and we'll pay
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: for your bitch and everything. Oh no, no, no, no,
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: everybody got paid for Where could I pay for your bitch?
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: No? Three of us where gonna buy you a bitch
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: for you to keep.
- 1:10:17Speaker 2: Bro, because they know you haven't had a second two years.
- 1:10:19Speaker 2: Leave him the funk alone, Leave my fucking hemy alone.
- 1:10:22Speaker 2: When's the last time you had suck on me?
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: I'm such as up then, Hey, how come spell celibate
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: right now? I think I'm smarter than you all right,
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: go trivia questions right now, go ahead, pull up four
- 1:10:36Speaker 2: geography triple Wait, where are geography?
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: Bitch?
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: I'm really good at geography.
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: Yeah, no, just put average like uh like fifth grade
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: questions trivia fifth grade And.
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: It's different because he hangs out with a lot of
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: fifth grade. I was just gonn annoy.
- 1:10:52Speaker 2: Everything, my niece. I never actually in the fifth grade. Really,
- 1:10:56Speaker 2: they're going to the sixth grade and beat them?
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: Is that not an uncle's job? You never? You never
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: whipped it in a little bit, stop it, I screamed
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: at him, but hit him, like, no, you can't hit him. No.
- 1:11:07Speaker 1: I think only like my my mom, my sister, obviously
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: her parents, and then probably his other grandma. I don't think.
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: Oh one time, you know what, One time my sister
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: was cooking when.
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: I was living with them, and that for ad and
- 1:11:19Speaker 2: want to go grab the pan and and I while
- 1:11:22Speaker 2: it was cooking. Why it was like he tried to
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: grab it.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: He was like he was baby though, yeah, but he
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: was gonna get hurt if you fucking grabbed he would
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: have got burnt.
- 1:11:27Speaker 2: And I smacked the ship out of his hand and
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: he look and honestly I felt really bad. But then
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: my sister came out running, but I tell her shiit
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: she that went up. I was like, he's gonna touch
- 1:11:36Speaker 2: the pat and then she smacked it had too well,
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: because you have to understand you if he would have
- 1:11:40Speaker 2: got but it is a real good kid.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: I've I've screamed at him before. Oh fool.
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: One time I thought I lost that full dog, really
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: full at target. Oh we're walking, foot, we're walking. You're
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: an idiot? No, no, no, how the fuck did you
- 1:11:54Speaker 2: lose a child?
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: Okay? He was like, he was like, maybe like say
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: something right after. Go ahead, Oh I got I got
- 1:11:59Speaker 1: some shit loaded up right now. Okayuld just say the
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: first and the story. Have you seen home Alone one? Yes,
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: the first one you've seen. The second one was just
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: home alone? How the fuck that bitch lose her child twice?
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: Twice in a row. She left her kid. The first
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: time she went to France. Then the bitch left New York.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: CPS didn't come after the first one. I mean, yeah,
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: I run everything, he ran everything therein everything. Terrible mom.
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: That bitch was a terrible mom. Horrible people. Then the father,
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: horrible father. He has like twenty fucking siblings, all dumb
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: fucks like, Bro, I'm gonna notice if my little brother's
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: not here. Phil, I'm not fucking stupid, bro. Remember he
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: thought that he was there because they actually counted the neighbors. Kid,
- 1:12:41Speaker 1: I did something like that, right, I just watched the
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: bro like I really know. Okay, So we're at targeting,
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: I'm like eight and we're we're already leaving. He did good.
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: The whole time we're at target we're already leaving. He
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: did good.
- 1:12:51Speaker 2: He did he did good. Bro, Like he was like
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: acting like he wasn't. I ain't even bother is when
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: I was with Sandy Handy bye, he was the puppy card,
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: you know, yeah, yeah, you take care. So this motherfucker
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: out of nowhere, out of fucking nowhere just goes missing.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: And I'm like, so I'm panicking full.
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: I go downstairs, which which Talking Sun said a Western,
- 1:13:16Speaker 2: the biggest one.
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: It just went at first open and and I'm fucking
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: panicking right when I w the fuck what the fuck? Like,
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: I'm like chipping and ship and then but he did good.
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: He definite went to the he went to like the
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: security was like I'm I'm I'm I'm missing. I have
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: my uncle.
- 1:13:31Speaker 2: When I went upstairs. Bro, he had this phase like
- 1:13:34Speaker 2: he was like and I just started screaming at him,
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: like you screamed. You screamed at a child, though you
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: were wrong for losing him.
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: No, he should have not wondered off.
- 1:13:43Speaker 2: He wasn't like a baby, wasn't like he was a
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: two three year old and it was already like in
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: this like seven you know, like, oh yeah, seven years old.
- 1:13:50Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's no, you're right right, seven year like full,
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: you're stay here, stay here, right on tripping. You're a
- 1:13:56Speaker 1: child still, Bro, you're a child. So I'm walking home
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: at eight years old. You have to get a job early,
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: you know, because you have to help support the family.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: Didn't We're on the Carthur Park and Ship. You know,
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: I'm for real, it's cool, that's just dope. You were
- 1:14:10Speaker 1: helping your dad make bombs.
- 1:14:11Speaker 2: The kid was powdered me, but like and then I
- 1:14:15Speaker 2: screwed at him, and then I snitched. I've never snitched
- 1:14:17Speaker 2: so fast in my life. Because I called his mom
- 1:14:21Speaker 2: and I was like, Erica, I lost Aden and he
- 1:14:24Speaker 2: fucking woundered off, and she's like she because that's his
- 1:14:27Speaker 2: name is Daniel's middle name is Daniel as well.
- 1:14:29Speaker 1: Everybody in this motherfucker's family is named Daniel. Bro, you
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: just don't know any other names or paying homage? Homage
- 1:14:36Speaker 1: is it one? I don't know.
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: I think it's homage, and I think one is like
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: the whatever. And then she screamed and then I kept
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: the toys we bought him for a week. And when
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: she came to pick that foo up, all she.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: Was faced, all he was scared. He was like he
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: was and the guts walked him first.
- 1:14:52Speaker 2: Fuck bro, So what happens because it's did Danny walked
- 1:14:58Speaker 2: faster and I couldn't keep up?
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Oh? And then the other time.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: Did they did they eat that ship up? Or were
- 1:15:04Speaker 2: they like, well you have to learn and you have
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: to learn the lesson. They didn't hit him and ship? No,
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: no what I'm saying, they're like.
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Hold who nah full who come here and call us one?
- 1:15:13Speaker 1: I snitched he had in trouble.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: And then my mom was like, my mom's trying to
- 1:15:18Speaker 2: be like the mediators please start, please start.
- 1:15:20Speaker 1: No no, no, not no, cause you feel like he
- 1:15:23Speaker 1: needs to hear this. But she got a baby.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: It's her, it's her her baby, it's her grandchild. And
- 1:15:27Speaker 2: ship and and I remember he was like, got in
- 1:15:32Speaker 2: the car, said head and ship. Yeah, you put us
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: in a really fun up situation. Due and then I
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: want to get the way but the other time full
- 1:15:40Speaker 2: I take Angie Aiden and my baby niece. She's baby's
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: like three. That's a jay Jayleen.
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: And I didn't realize that as a baby.
- 1:15:50Speaker 2: As a baby, as a baby, you can stand by
- 1:15:53Speaker 2: yourself on the escalators because of their balance. So my
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: knees and my nephew have all this ship bottom right
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: before squad. I want to go take them school shopping.
- 1:16:02Speaker 2: Were you already popping at the time or was this
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: like this was like a year ago? So no, And
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: then and then they have all the ship and I'm
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: grabbing like two things and they're fucking she falling.
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: She starts crying. But food.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: A lot of people lose their fingers on the escalators
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: because they get so I'm panicking. But I had this
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: glass fucking thing I have and I'm like, I'm just
- 1:16:23Speaker 2: dropping it. Pick her up, my niece. Somebody ate it
- 1:16:26Speaker 2: in Angelina having a fucking laugh attack dog. Though they're
- 1:16:29Speaker 2: definitely your niece's nephews. Their thing they think is the
- 1:16:31Speaker 2: funniest shit ever. That I'm panicking and I finally pick
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: her up, and she fucking is just mad.
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: She's mad at me. My niece is mad at me.
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: And I didn't have to hold her little hand while
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: we're going down to escalator because they don't have no back.
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: Of nobody over to hold your hand. Nobody ever held
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: my hand. Not. Actually, I'm loving your hair. Take it off,
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: take it off your hat. You're fucking with it. I
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: get it. It's a little it's a little too long, though, lucky.
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: I feel like I've never had it like this in
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: my life. Just long.
- 1:16:54Speaker 2: I'm thinking about getting a faux hawk. Do you feel
- 1:16:56Speaker 2: about that? And then you should probably just like you know,
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: come out full hawk is like a gay cut, nah,
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: I think. I think the gay cut is the one
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: that like it like twirls on top like I'm gonna say,
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: this is like you know, like like like like Jesus cut,
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: it's it's a gay cut.
- 1:17:14Speaker 1: Yeah, no, ship, No, anything that does is fucking gay. Now.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: If he's already thinks he's a girl, that's crazy, you think,
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: so it's amash your past.
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: If I was gay, no, just right now past. But
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: if I was gay, I don't really like fat girls.
- 1:17:31Speaker 1: I'm not a fan.
- 1:17:32Speaker 2: This is the thing that I don't like about podcasting
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: sometimes because it feels like you're supposed to keep up
- 1:17:36Speaker 2: the the conversation, but like, dude, I don't even know
- 1:17:41Speaker 2: what the fuck to talk about, you know, Like, how
- 1:17:43Speaker 2: do my day go?
- 1:17:44Speaker 1: Today? It was cool? I woke up early six thirty,
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: I went to work like a fucking eight ish, you know,
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: got out like six thirty ish. You know what I'm saying.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: I ate like four times today? Why the Hommy Sergio?
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: He's uh, he's one of the fuzes that show. He's
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: the one that sucks Jevy. He'd be watching his charge
- 1:18:02Speaker 1: as a cocksucker. I'm not gonna get no more food
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: well to the show. He's a chef. Yeah, he's a chef.
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: Didn't give them tickets? Ay by him? He's gonna how
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: I have the ability to give tickets?
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: No, the more ticket to give away than the first
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: five people that sent me to the the less people
- 1:18:21Speaker 2: that buy tickets unless you get paid. I told all
- 1:18:24Speaker 2: my cousins they should be it's from don so my
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: brother might not even come. My brother's very like, no,
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: you know what, I don't want your family there well,
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: I don't care who you want over there. I don't
- 1:18:33Speaker 2: want to see none of your fucking family unless they
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: buy a fucking ticket. This is my fucking show too, home.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: I don't know your family there because you're not gonna
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: be yourself. Yeah, I'm not beating myself right now. This
- 1:18:42Speaker 1: is just a character. Think I do drugs, But do
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: you think this is there's sucking apple juice.
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: That's beer, and you definitely do drugs. You have the
- 1:18:48Speaker 2: five triper questions. Alright, ready, lock and pussy. Raising your hand,
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: Raising your hand is the is the thing? Your hands
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: are saw but they're but they're cold. My famiers are cold, yo,
- 1:19:00Speaker 2: don't ever fucking do that ship trying to turn me on.
- 1:19:05Speaker 3: We're gonna start with an easy one. Which animal is
- 1:19:07Speaker 3: known that the as the ship of the Desert.
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: Camel? Correct? Easy? Oh he's are we think gonna know about?
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: What the fund?
- 1:19:20Speaker 3: Which planet is closest to the sun Mars?
- 1:19:23Speaker 1: Way? I slapped too, all right? Sorry, go oh I
- 1:19:28Speaker 1: know it, you're aus. No, it's mercury. Fuck yeah, oh
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: it's hot there I think so. No, No, damn, I've
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: never been nothing. No laughs, sure, or.
- 1:19:40Speaker 3: Falls of shrimp's head is in its head. Shrimp's heart,
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: it's in its head.
- 1:19:44Speaker 1: True, he don't even know he allergic to shrimp. Yeah, facts,
- 1:19:49Speaker 1: I know that either are anti. These are like pro
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: Jacarta's questions. Right.
- 1:19:55Speaker 3: Which country won the FIFA World Cup in twenty twenty two?
- 1:19:58Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't know, friends, Germany was in Germany? Mexico?
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: No fucking no, why you said? Fuck? We don't ever win? Oh, Argentina?
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: Oh Adgantina? Me Himpe? Who we saying that ship? What's
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: the name? Yeah?
- 1:20:18Speaker 3: Who holds the world record for the most Olympic medals
- 1:20:21Speaker 3: in history?
- 1:20:23Speaker 1: Michael fucking Thelp's the goat? Oh? I thought I thought
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: what country?
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: Correct?
- 1:20:28Speaker 1: Michael Phelps on me? Two? Three?
- 1:20:30Speaker 3: Bitch another Olympics one?
- 1:20:32Speaker 4: Which country hosted the first ever modern Olympic Games in
- 1:20:35Speaker 4: eighteen ninety six?
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: Mm? Germany? Greece? Correct? Fuck? Yeah, you're good at these.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: I watch a lot of trivia. Another one.
- 1:20:52Speaker 3: You guys want some riddles?
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: Uh? Not Realiam middle guy? Yeah, I'm not a real guy.
- 1:20:57Speaker 1: He's not really riddle guy. Dumb fuck embarrassment like that again?
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: I mean fit's cool?
- 1:21:05Speaker 3: Yeah, alright, what's the freezing point of water? And celsius.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: We don't even use celsius. Dumb ass? Yeah, are you
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: stupid or dumb? Like pick? Come on, We're gonna replace
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: your ass by next week if you want.
- 1:21:22Speaker 3: What's the name of the shape with five sides?
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: He's a Rectangle's a rectangle?
- 1:21:31Speaker 5: No?
- 1:21:31Speaker 1: No, no, no, what did you say? Say that? Shre
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: right fucking out? What hexagon?
- 1:21:36Speaker 2: No?
- 1:21:39Speaker 1: Pentagon? Fucking bitch. I should have listened most Sorry? Are
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: you real? You want some food? After? I got you
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: pto sandwich? Got I got you get in the cars? Second?
- 1:21:55Speaker 3: How many colors are in the rainbow?
- 1:21:58Speaker 1: Why would I know that fucking gas ship? I'm working
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: with Hollywood, I ain't none else. Stid brother, I see
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: that flag all the time. Okay, okay, can we do
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: some history questions? I'm better at.
- 1:22:11Speaker 2: History, by the way. Okay for you know how you're
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: sending me hinting? Okay, the honey who do esn't want
- 1:22:16Speaker 2: to be saying that?
- 1:22:17Speaker 1: Edgar right loves he loves saying that ship? Hoddup fucking
- 1:22:23Speaker 1: walk up stairs me hand. Dad'll be like, what the
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: fuck is going on? You know what?
- 1:22:27Speaker 2: I think that's so funny because looking for in the
- 1:22:30Speaker 2: eleventh grade you know how like when they're running for office,
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: like for president, like that, is that what you did?
- 1:22:36Speaker 3: Know?
- 1:22:36Speaker 2: Some girl named I'm gonnay. Her name some girl name Ventura, Ventura.
- 1:22:41Speaker 2: We're talking ship girl. Hey that's a girl name Ventura.
- 1:22:44Speaker 2: He's like, it's just a bunch of eleven tenth and
- 1:22:46Speaker 2: ninth grade because seniors already leaving, right, And she works out.
- 1:22:51Speaker 2: Oh Ship, she walks out. She about to give her
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: speech why she should be the president.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: She gets some mic. Do you remember this? And she
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: was like me, Ship, what happened up? No way. Everybody
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: was just like, is that like when poet did a poem? No,
- 1:23:08Speaker 1: but he did that. He that's what did that? And
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: like his gay school fucking loser.
- 1:23:12Speaker 2: Ain't nobody? And then and then and then the next
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: girl then came, and then she was like Marthor King Luther.
- 1:23:19Speaker 2: One said for Arthur King Luther.
- 1:23:22Speaker 5: Get the fuck out of here, Martha King Luther. His
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: name is Martin Luther King, your dumb ass, I know
- 1:23:29Speaker 5: she said that. Oh no way, she said that, yeah
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: you would, my god, And no one.
- 1:23:36Speaker 1: Knew the difference in the car. I guarantee, bro, why
- 1:23:38Speaker 1: because I'm for real. They didn't even know that was
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: a person hold up at your school because she was
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: she was. She was out saying that she was. I
- 1:23:46Speaker 1: was like, you thought I said it wrong?
- 1:23:47Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a fucking dumb bad it happens, Okay, So
- 1:23:50Speaker 2: she was like Martha King Luther one said. I made
- 1:23:54Speaker 2: fun of her till like our senior year. And then
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: one day she's like, hey, are you not tired of
- 1:23:57Speaker 2: that joke? And then I seen her the gym and
- 1:24:00Speaker 2: she gave me the eye.
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: She was bad. Mm hmmm, damn you guys. Yes, sure.
- 1:24:09Speaker 3: What was the name of the theater where Abraham Lincoln
- 1:24:11Speaker 3: was shot?
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here? What about like some warriors?
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: No one knows that? What is it? What is it
- 1:24:18Speaker 1: that I could have said that? All right?
- 1:24:24Speaker 4: Which pandemic affected a third of the world's population near
- 1:24:27Speaker 4: the end of World War One?
- 1:24:28Speaker 6: The Great Depression? You call like the plague, the Black Death,
- 1:24:43Speaker 6: the Spanish flu? The Great Depression was a time period.
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: It's a ton of the way. The pandemic is a
- 1:24:52Speaker 1: bad pandemics bad time. Fuck me, that wild as fuck?
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: A great Depression? Was that not good? Your school? Were
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: they just like we can it on history follow no text,
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: but I know, it's just like the Great Depression. Everyone
- 1:25:06Speaker 1: was depressed. No, I don't want the Great Depression. Well
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: it was fro nineteen thirty to nineteen thirty ninety. Think,
- 1:25:10Speaker 1: why do you know that?
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: I read it like history. I didn't know the Spanish
- 1:25:13Speaker 2: flution though after that killed me. Okay, then is there anymore.
- 1:25:18Speaker 3: Which US constitutional amendment gave women the right to vote?
- 1:25:22Speaker 1: Don't exist? Now? I know it's the suffrage movement. Is
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: the fourth of the first? It's not the fourth? Is
- 1:25:30Speaker 1: the second one? All right? I said either the fourth
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: or or the first? What's the first? Is that? Funny bitch?
- 1:25:35Speaker 1: I was guessing between what's the first amendment right the
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: right to remain silent speech?
- 1:25:41Speaker 3: It's the nineteenth Amendment?
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: So why did you say the first? Oh, you're dumb.
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: I feel like you don't know about history. I feel
- 1:25:50Speaker 1: like I do with history, though, but I don't.
- 1:25:52Speaker 2: I don't know about women's history because there isn't and
- 1:25:55Speaker 2: I don't really care too much for you, you know
- 1:25:56Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: Single mom, all sisters. By the way, I'm a huge Teman's,
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: huge fan who did geography. I'm a huge geography guy.
- 1:26:06Speaker 1: But usually Asia that was, and what year did the
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: Vietnam War end? Nineteen eighty two? No, nineteen, fuck, no, seventy,
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: nineteen forty five. You're a dumb it's nineteen seventy five,
- 1:26:19Speaker 1: seventy five.
- 1:26:20Speaker 3: Seventy five?
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: Damn, what are you doing? No Asian the three? You
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: know what's really fucked up? I suck your dick five dollar,
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: five dollar? Suck your dick. You see you ever seen
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: a formula jacket, big.
- 1:26:31Speaker 2: Black dick, five dollars.
- 1:26:34Speaker 1: Your people are there, he has a big black dick. No,
- 1:26:36Speaker 1: she actdly. She was telling the black guy, Oh, sick
- 1:26:39Speaker 1: five dollars. That's a steal, That's what I said. It's
- 1:26:42Speaker 1: a lot in that time. Oh no it's not. Yeah,
- 1:26:45Speaker 1: nineteen seventy five, five dollars A lie? Right? Can you
- 1:26:47Speaker 1: do that? Can you? Can you switch it up? Like?
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: How much was nineteen How much was five dollars in
- 1:26:50Speaker 2: nineteen seventy five? I want to say nothing less than fifty.
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: Maybe I say fifty to get my dig.
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: Now you pay Seve?
- 1:27:00Speaker 2: Can you pick thirty for the wank? He paid thirty
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: for the thirty minute massage. You shut the fun and
- 1:27:04Speaker 2: then you paid forty for the wanker. I've paid an
- 1:27:06Speaker 2: hour before.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: Oh no, this was for you.
- 1:27:10Speaker 3: When did India win independence from the United Kingdom?
- 1:27:15Speaker 2: You know, you know the United Kingdom took over India, right, yeah,
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: British right, they took over them. Yeah, for a long
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: long time.
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't. I didn't know. You guys
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: had a big beef.
- 1:27:24Speaker 2: You guys in the British The fuck they fucking went
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: over there and fucking callized the fuck out of them. Yeah,
- 1:27:29Speaker 2: Gandhi's the reason why, He's the reason why they left.
- 1:27:32Speaker 2: I don't really want to talk play me like I'm
- 1:27:33Speaker 2: dumb ass, but I know in the UK, all right,
- 1:27:36Speaker 2: So guess what the national dishes in the UK?
- 1:27:39Speaker 1: Indian food?
- 1:27:40Speaker 2: Chicken tika masala. Yeah, so chicken tik masala is what
- 1:27:42Speaker 2: I would recommend somebody if they were like, I've never
- 1:27:44Speaker 2: had an Indian food?
- 1:27:45Speaker 1: What can I get? Chicken tika masala or like chicken ten.
- 1:27:47Speaker 2: Dewy would have let the order and on side, you're stupid,
- 1:27:51Speaker 2: hit fucked and anymore, here's the questions.
- 1:27:54Speaker 1: That's a good geography. I'm super big on the g's. Yeah, man,
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: are you really good at jervy? So you're just good
- 1:27:59Speaker 1: at asianography.
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I don't know Venezuela, Argentina. I know guy's
- 1:28:03Speaker 2: next Argentina because my boy, Felippe, he's over there right now.
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: Where's he at? What are you doing there? His family
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: from there, he's from there, he was born there.
- 1:28:12Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he came over here and legally I
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: work with that. I forget deported or what the luci
- 1:28:17Speaker 2: king for a cad mm hmm. You have some geography questions?
- 1:28:21Speaker 3: All right, let's start with the what is the name
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: of the tallest mountain in the world.
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: Mount Everest? Mount Everest, He's in Mount Rushmore. Get the
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: fuck out of here. You don't grab my Mount ever
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: Mount Everest. Right, it's got nervous na.
- 1:28:45Speaker 3: What are the names of the five oceans of the world?
- 1:28:47Speaker 2: Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, came in strong, the gri the
- 1:28:57Speaker 2: Gangese River, it's not this river, das, I know?
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: The Transatlantic Ocean?
- 1:29:03Speaker 3: Yeah, you said Atlantic? Pacific?
- 1:29:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all I know? Why foo foot Atlantic? Oh
- 1:29:11Speaker 1: you're a fucking whale. You can probably tell them where
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: you swim all the time.
- 1:29:14Speaker 3: Atlantic and Pacific.
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: There's three more, you said, give me a letter next
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: to the Pacificific.
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: There's two a's left and there's one eye.
- 1:29:22Speaker 1: Arabian, Asian, Asian water. I don't know food? Is it
- 1:29:28Speaker 1: for African water, Indian water, Indian.
- 1:29:32Speaker 3: Indian, Atlantic, Pacific, Indian Arctic and Antarctic?
- 1:29:35Speaker 1: Arctic and Artarctic. Where do you ever go to Antarctica?
- 1:29:38Speaker 1: I would go there before I would to go to Indian. Actually,
- 1:29:42Speaker 1: I want to go to Indian. What is the name
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: of the largest country in the world, fucking China? Russia? Yeah?
- 1:29:49Speaker 1: Is it Russian? Okay? What's the next one?
- 1:29:54Speaker 3: Dan?
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: That's good. You're pretty touching me, Bro. I saw the
- 1:29:57Speaker 1: movies and stuff too. I it was one of thing
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: I think I am sometimes, maybe in certain stuff, maybe
- 1:30:03Speaker 1: in the streets. I know a lot of like World
- 1:30:06Speaker 1: War two history. That's my favorite shit right there? What
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: do you know about these? Yo? What's the deal you guys?
- 1:30:12Speaker 1: Did your boy doing it?
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- 1:31:23Speaker 3: What is the name of the river that flows through
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- 1:31:33Speaker 1: All that in the bag of chips, World War two.
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: I don'tbody know about the fucking World War.
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: T'm good, I know, I know alawful. I know a
- 1:31:43Speaker 2: lot like about the Nazis and ship because I'm a fan,
- 1:31:47Speaker 2: not the not I'm a fan of the of the
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: of the you're a fan of the history. Yeah, I'm
- 1:31:52Speaker 2: a big advocate fan Frank. If you know, see anything
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: that some people think that Frank is made up?
- 1:32:00Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I see that ship too. Do you
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: believe that?
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: I don't think it's fake because I don't want to
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: take nothing from nobody. Even propaganda is such a big
- 1:32:09Speaker 2: thing now, bro, like you never know, you never know.
- 1:32:13Speaker 2: But I think it's real. I think it's definitely.
- 1:32:18Speaker 3: What was Hitler's ultimate goal.
- 1:32:20Speaker 2: He was just trying to kick it. Nah, that's fucking
- 1:32:22Speaker 2: crazy story. He tried to eliminate all of them, real genocide, shure.
- 1:32:26Speaker 1: He wanted he wanted to kill people to be like powerful, right,
- 1:32:28Speaker 1: in order to clean the Who's ethnic cleansing? Right? Yeah?
- 1:32:32Speaker 1: The same ship with Nan Yahoo? Oh? Yeah, same ships?
- 1:32:38Speaker 1: You who's that? Oh? The president of fucking Israel? The Buster?
- 1:32:43Speaker 1: Could we just buy meat and cook upstairs? Is that possible?
- 1:32:45Speaker 1: They won't trip right, Yeah, who's gonna cook it? I'll
- 1:32:50Speaker 1: cook it. You could cook bro whenever we would to
- 1:32:53Speaker 1: Crean barbecue. I'm cooking and I'm ordering. Who would have
- 1:32:55Speaker 1: carry barbie after this? No? We could just buy me
- 1:32:58Speaker 1: a cooking here. No, I'll get a tank.
- 1:33:04Speaker 2: You gotta something nauseys You stupid? When did I see men?
- 1:33:07Speaker 1: I was it yesterday? Two days ago? Damn? What was that?
- 1:33:11Speaker 1: What's cool? I don't like to do that a matter
- 1:33:14Speaker 1: of fact, afterwards? Stupid fu about to say, do you
- 1:33:16Speaker 1: feel dumbest fuck out there? You know? One time I
- 1:33:18Speaker 1: announced him?
- 1:33:19Speaker 2: My mom gave me like thirty bucks to go get
- 1:33:21Speaker 2: talks and talking about like ten bucks, and I left
- 1:33:22Speaker 2: to change because I was nause out.
- 1:33:25Speaker 1: Oh fuck, you're dumb, and I have to go all
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: the way back.
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: And he was the money, yeah, because he renized, but
- 1:33:31Speaker 2: I was fucking I was no, you stupid as fuck.
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: And and I've been there when I'm like having like
- 1:33:36Speaker 1: the little seizure when I'm like.
- 1:33:40Speaker 2: You said, And then while I was just when I
- 1:33:42Speaker 2: was young that I was like sixteen, and I don't
- 1:33:43Speaker 2: even like nobody was helping me.
- 1:33:46Speaker 1: What were they supposed to do? Like I was like
- 1:33:49Speaker 1: and nobody was helping me.
- 1:33:50Speaker 2: Have you seen it effect people in the long run.
- 1:33:53Speaker 2: I've seen foods go go paralyse. I've seen that too,
- 1:33:58Speaker 2: because what it burns your your your ain't rights or
- 1:34:01Speaker 2: some ships. It's supposed to be like ten times worse
- 1:34:03Speaker 2: than cocaine.
- 1:34:05Speaker 1: You give yourself a boost, make yourself feel better. I
- 1:34:08Speaker 1: guess so I do, both of us. It doesn't matter
- 1:34:12Speaker 1: iron deficiency will there does the diabetes defect the iron?
- 1:34:18Speaker 1: They can't long term like an like that. I'd be
- 1:34:26Speaker 1: feeling bad for him that he's diabetic. I don't why,
- 1:34:30Speaker 1: because you.
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: Don't know a lot of foods painted this picture of
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: ourt Mo like he's he's kind and he's like a
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: saint and ship Yo, we be alone.
- 1:34:37Speaker 1: He's considered. He abuses me, He's considerably abuses me. He's
- 1:34:40Speaker 1: considered the nicest person in their frager black as somebody.
- 1:34:42Speaker 2: That's just an act. He's really a piece of ship. Bro,
- 1:34:46Speaker 2: I'm just becoming. Came to my house, told me he
- 1:34:48Speaker 2: was starving. I told him my mom made food. Bro
- 1:34:50Speaker 2: went actually just eight. That's rude as fuck.
- 1:34:54Speaker 1: Oh he didn't want your mouth because he hates Indonesians.
- 1:34:58Speaker 1: He's not very fond of them. Look at the coffe
- 1:35:00Speaker 1: because it's done. You. You're the representation of Indonesians right now.
- 1:35:04Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Horrible Bro? We need
- 1:35:06Speaker 1: a way better representation for real. Why I'm not good?
- 1:35:10Speaker 1: I'm not I should be. I shouldn't be, Bro, I'm
- 1:35:13Speaker 1: just representing Jakarta, Sulmon, Bro and Chee. We do know Henn.
- 1:35:18Speaker 2: Yeah, he' gonna stop being on tweak and then and
- 1:35:21Speaker 2: then going live on Instagram. People be telling me I
- 1:35:24Speaker 2: don't give who says what Andron tell what the fuck
- 1:35:26Speaker 2: to do. I'm not doing stupid ship anymore on life.
- 1:35:29Speaker 2: I remember up Ones, That's okay, it happens.
- 1:35:32Speaker 1: But Ones, what are you gonna do this? What do
- 1:35:34Speaker 1: you playing? Mm hmm, I'm on Friday, the Congression Ship
- 1:35:40Speaker 1: actually DJ on Friday. Yeah, I'm done. Oh, I mean
- 1:35:44Speaker 1: I was inviting. I'm just sat. I'm down there. Do
- 1:35:48Speaker 1: you two places.
- 1:35:50Speaker 2: Actually shout out shout out my boy hobby. We just
- 1:35:52Speaker 2: announced our collective hobby. Bro.
- 1:35:54Speaker 1: Shout up the fucking boy Bro.
- 1:35:56Speaker 2: The little mitche hummy, the fucking dwarf. Yeah, don't my midget.
- 1:36:01Speaker 2: That's politically incorrect, that's not true. No, Yeah, it's it's
- 1:36:06Speaker 2: supposed to be. Don't quote me on this. It's supposed to.
- 1:36:09Speaker 1: Be their N word. Midget is supposed to be the
- 1:36:12Speaker 1: N word for the midget from what I've heard. I'm
- 1:36:14Speaker 1: just not me saying it quoting, and you can't call
- 1:36:17Speaker 1: the midget stopped saying that?
- 1:36:19Speaker 2: Is there is there is there like a N word
- 1:36:22Speaker 2: like equal to your guys, to you your people Indonesians.
- 1:36:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know Muslims. Probably terrorists, but don't even
- 1:36:33Speaker 1: I'm about to go off right now. But you don't
- 1:36:37Speaker 1: like the word terrorists.
- 1:36:37Speaker 2: No, it's not a terrorist, bro, Get this right now
- 1:36:43Speaker 2: about the trip bro? What about you illegal that it
- 1:36:46Speaker 2: feels good? Web back alien?
- 1:36:49Speaker 1: What you say?
- 1:36:49Speaker 3: No?
- 1:36:50Speaker 1: Whoa bro? I wasn't calling you terrorists, bitch? Okay, all right, cool, Okay, No,
- 1:36:57Speaker 1: I think the word web back that's someone that like
- 1:36:59Speaker 1: really you know, yeah, hell.
- 1:37:03Speaker 2: Yeah, that's offensive. I don't care too much about being there, spick.
- 1:37:07Speaker 2: But if you like a wet back, yeah, I fool.
- 1:37:09Speaker 2: I was like, you're like, you're like downplaying the worst
- 1:37:11Speaker 2: thing you could call somebody, Like if somebody call my
- 1:37:14Speaker 2: mama we back.
- 1:37:15Speaker 1: Oh that's difference. What's your mother? You know what I'm saying.
- 1:37:18Speaker 2: But if you're talking about some dudy's walking by, He's like,
- 1:37:20Speaker 2: fucking web Back, You're not going to chuck a little bit.
- 1:37:22Speaker 1: I would fight just to get in the fight. But
- 1:37:24Speaker 1: but am I like, am I letting the word affect me? Am?
- 1:37:27Speaker 1: I let like, like, you know, a midget dode in
- 1:37:29Speaker 1: South Park? What I like?
- 1:37:30Speaker 2: Bullets and they go right to you. And then and
- 1:37:34Speaker 2: then Eric Cardon and then Eric Carmon just sees him
- 1:37:36Speaker 2: and just keeps that. He's like, is this a joke
- 1:37:39Speaker 2: that feels hilarious? Yeah, wet back, I think web Back.
- 1:37:42Speaker 2: But would you get mad if you're in the airport
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: with your mom? Each other turbine on and they were like,
- 1:37:47Speaker 2: someone calls your terrorists. Yeah, I'm losing my ship. Bro,
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: I swear we won't even hop on that flight. I
- 1:37:52Speaker 2: promise you, bro.
- 1:37:53Speaker 1: That's my mother dog fucking crazy bro getting an worked
- 1:37:57Speaker 1: up right now? They were like, a step over here,
- 1:38:00Speaker 1: your terrorist? Oh right there, I'm fucking fighting everybody, bros.
- 1:38:05Speaker 1: I gonna have to shoot me, boy.
- 1:38:07Speaker 2: I think one timee some white lady will try to
- 1:38:08Speaker 2: tell my mom something, but she didn't see I was there.
- 1:38:11Speaker 2: I was like in the cut and she was like, no,
- 1:38:14Speaker 2: I see, and my mom was kind of like confused
- 1:38:17Speaker 2: because my mom no, like I.
- 1:38:19Speaker 1: See, I see. Then I'm telling you a sad story
- 1:38:21Speaker 1: about I'm going to a racial bro Okay, the way
- 1:38:25Speaker 1: you said it, she could have said way worse.
- 1:38:26Speaker 2: She said, no, I see, no, but she was like
- 1:38:29Speaker 2: trying to like like like a fend my mom, like
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: like speak English, uh like be little belittle hurt.
- 1:38:35Speaker 1: And I came out of the cut and I was like,
- 1:38:37Speaker 1: excuse me, and.
- 1:38:38Speaker 2: She said, oh no, I was just and I was
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: like and I was like, oh, but what were you
- 1:38:41Speaker 2: saying before that? And my mom was kind of just laughing,
- 1:38:43Speaker 2: like my mom has to give a fuck.
- 1:38:45Speaker 1: My mom was like the nicest person in the world,
- 1:38:46Speaker 1: I think, I think, respectfully if somebody would have come
- 1:38:49Speaker 1: off birth to a piece of ship like you will,
- 1:38:51Speaker 1: get the fuck out of here, do something. You're not talking,
- 1:38:53Speaker 1: bitch you home.
- 1:38:54Speaker 2: Your mom's the sweetest tal word lady I know. And
- 1:38:58Speaker 2: she never said I should again ty Wayne stopping you
- 1:39:01Speaker 2: come my mama's.
- 1:39:02Speaker 1: Pig before bro. What happened once and I didn't say
- 1:39:04Speaker 1: it directly to her. I said general, I come, mom,
- 1:39:06Speaker 1: and tell her what you said. I don't do that.
- 1:39:08Speaker 1: That's something weird, something weird. Alright, Brokomer be my transitor Mokimer.
- 1:39:20Speaker 1: Oh damn, we haven't bought it for a long time.
- 1:39:21Speaker 1: I think you're gonna cut your mom to that color.
- 1:39:24Speaker 1: Don't that ship you're looking? Mom didn't answer. She probably zoomba.
- 1:39:33Speaker 1: I've seen your mom come home from zoom boo with
- 1:39:35Speaker 1: I wasing ate the funk out you want? This is
- 1:39:41Speaker 1: calling you right now, is Ama? This does Mom's in
- 1:39:49Speaker 1: the podcasting your card eat on stars being your much
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: you know you'll kiddo much well? I love her? What's
- 1:40:01Speaker 1: up a blood? You laughing at me? Hey? Mom, don't
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: fucking lie right now?
- 1:40:07Speaker 2: I want to spick no sick no, say no say
- 1:40:19Speaker 2: you see MoMA didn't even give a mom doesn't know
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: how to get their mom our own web back.
- 1:40:26Speaker 1: I did you know that one is again? See that
- 1:40:29Speaker 1: was come on coming down and get a fucking web
- 1:40:32Speaker 1: back then?
- 1:40:33Speaker 2: How heyes, I don't care. See that's the way you
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: gotta think like my mom, all right?
- 1:40:41Speaker 1: But I love you. Probably avoid a lot. You know
- 1:40:45Speaker 1: that's what I should be. How long have you? Why
- 1:40:47Speaker 1: do you keep asking him? I like to be on time.
- 1:40:50Speaker 1: I like to know times. You know, I'm I'm, I'm.
- 1:40:52Speaker 1: I'm getting more comfortable after every episode too, But you
- 1:40:55Speaker 1: keep giving the audience yeah, like like like do you
- 1:40:57Speaker 1: want to leave the audience?
- 1:40:58Speaker 3: The audience loves the.
- 1:41:02Speaker 1: Hold on? We should I want to start doing my
- 1:41:06Speaker 1: own ship, like what like fun facts? Wait to car?
- 1:41:13Speaker 1: You know what? He called me yesterday and he was
- 1:41:16Speaker 1: like what one? He was like?
- 1:41:18Speaker 3: He was like, do you think do you know what
- 1:41:20Speaker 3: would be mad if I start my own life?
- 1:41:22Speaker 1: Didn't? I did not say mad. I did not say
- 1:41:24Speaker 1: mad using this establishment? That's what he was like, do
- 1:41:27Speaker 1: you think?
- 1:41:28Speaker 2: What do you what?
- 1:41:28Speaker 1: What? What? What do you want to do? I don't
- 1:41:30Speaker 1: want to speak on it. I just want to make
- 1:41:31Speaker 1: it happen, speaking into existence. I don't want to m hmm.
- 1:41:38Speaker 1: We're gonna fucking get a new camera, man, that's a fact.
- 1:41:42Speaker 1: What you doing? What do you want to you want
- 1:41:44Speaker 1: to live stream? I would have said per se live stream.
- 1:41:47Speaker 2: But like I do have a like a dope personality, handsome, tall,
- 1:41:51Speaker 2: getting fit, okay, no drugs, no drink, got good homies
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: you know, and I feel like and I feel like
- 1:42:03Speaker 2: I feel like play games a lot like the story
- 1:42:06Speaker 2: more like you want to do like like gameplay?
- 1:42:08Speaker 1: Yeah, gameplay you should is upstairs, you can use it.
- 1:42:12Speaker 1: Yeah I'm young. Yeah.
- 1:42:13Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been playing Ghost of Yo Tel lately. Five
- 1:42:16Speaker 2: game about the Samurai. The first game was ghost Sushima.
- 1:42:19Speaker 2: You played as a fu.
- 1:42:20Speaker 1: Now you play some bitch, I'll say you're a bitch
- 1:42:24Speaker 1: type ship right now, yeah, right now with the game
- 1:42:29Speaker 1: yard it's pretty fucking fun. Though. Have you ever thought
- 1:42:31Speaker 1: a character can't wait? I can't wait? Yeah? For sure?
- 1:42:34Speaker 1: You know what I thought? It was fine?
- 1:42:35Speaker 2: Kirby No, the bitch from a fucking Futurama smash, the
- 1:42:41Speaker 2: one I bitch, the one I bitch. I wanted to
- 1:42:43Speaker 2: fuck her so bad as a kid, Can I be honest?
- 1:42:46Speaker 2: I looked up her nudes when I was a kid
- 1:42:47Speaker 2: on Google, I looked up the girl from Futurama.
- 1:42:51Speaker 1: I looked up her nudes. You know it's crazy, Ai,
- 1:42:52Speaker 1: Now you could probably get a sex tape off that bitch.
- 1:42:55Speaker 1: I looked at her nudes, and you're famous. You could
- 1:42:57Speaker 1: probably get you fucking her on Ai me fucking the
- 1:43:00Speaker 1: girlfriend Dama? What was her name? I don't know. You
- 1:43:07Speaker 1: wouldn't tell you, Anya that somebody else related to you. Well,
- 1:43:14Speaker 1: name is the Naylor?
- 1:43:15Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:43:15Speaker 1: Yeah? Are you sing names? Nayla? I never heard that name.
- 1:43:20Speaker 1: That's bad. That's a bad his name.
- 1:43:22Speaker 2: The coolest name that I've heard personally was an Arabic name.
- 1:43:26Speaker 2: I don't want you to be scared or something. It's
- 1:43:28Speaker 2: called Jena. It's called the Light of Heaven. And like
- 1:43:32Speaker 2: when I have children, but I'm gonna name them all
- 1:43:34Speaker 2: Arabic names.
- 1:43:36Speaker 1: CoA.
- 1:43:37Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I don't understand when people like like like me, like,
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: all right, person, well, I mean your name is Danny,
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: and your other names are your siblings are all like
- 1:43:46Speaker 2: all my siblings are over all named like Muslim names.
- 1:43:48Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. My names are from the
- 1:43:49Speaker 1: Bible though. My name from the Bible. My mom said,
- 1:43:51Speaker 1: Daniels from the Bible for sure. Like the star like
- 1:43:54Speaker 1: some star bullshit. Some you believe in astrology? Huh? Yeah,
- 1:43:59Speaker 1: you are you? This is one of those fews I've
- 1:44:02Speaker 1: seen you. I've literally been on the block with like
- 1:44:05Speaker 1: fucking Pip. He's wanting that help me, and I'm like,
- 1:44:07Speaker 1: what the fuck are you serious? Nobody even hell, what
- 1:44:10Speaker 1: the fuck?
- 1:44:10Speaker 2: No, it''s all cat bro, I have to tell certain
- 1:44:13Speaker 2: girls like it's not because mirror cres in retrograde, you're
- 1:44:15Speaker 2: a bitch, just because you're a bitch, and it's okay, like.
- 1:44:18Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with that. Don't don't. I don't because
- 1:44:20Speaker 1: Mars is a way piece of shiply like like, uh this,
- 1:44:26Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:44:28Speaker 2: I guess I kind of believe it, but I don't
- 1:44:29Speaker 2: know about anybody else's sign, Like I guess I know
- 1:44:32Speaker 2: about mine. And when I looked mine up and say creative,
- 1:44:35Speaker 2: funny emotion, and I think I'm very creative.
- 1:44:38Speaker 1: I'm very emotional. Andy, that's just yeah, I'm full man
- 1:44:42Speaker 1: deep in this gym.
- 1:44:43Speaker 2: Well, your birthday December December six, I'm assage that's what
- 1:44:45Speaker 2: I would be, but I'm not.
- 1:44:46Speaker 1: I don't really here, Muslim something you have to you're
- 1:44:49Speaker 1: not supposed to believe in that stupid Would you get
- 1:44:51Speaker 1: a tattoo if I paid you?
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: No, I don't even want a tattoo in general. I
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: don't like flicking pain on myself. But I remember Homie
- 1:44:58Speaker 2: Rock and roll g you know the food that'll be
- 1:44:59Speaker 2: doing the time? Yeah, that had told remember the first
- 1:45:01Speaker 2: time I met him, he was like I was like,
- 1:45:02Speaker 2: I don't get tattoos because I' Muslim.
- 1:45:04Speaker 1: He was just like, fucking come over, We'll just give
- 1:45:06Speaker 1: the experience we want us ink And I was like, no,
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: I'm just gonna fucking hurt. Yeah, that's just just just
- 1:45:13Speaker 1: let me come myself.
- 1:45:14Speaker 3: Your traits, look go with?
- 1:45:17Speaker 1: What did they say? He is a dumb, fucking stinky
- 1:45:19Speaker 1: cocaine bitch? Positive or pretend sat again?
- 1:45:24Speaker 3: Challenges or positives?
- 1:45:26Speaker 1: What are the what are the positives? What's positives?
- 1:45:28Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like when you get the
- 1:45:30Speaker 2: challenges out the way, honest and direct, generous and humorous.
- 1:45:34Speaker 1: He's not generous all he's broke. He can't be generous
- 1:45:36Speaker 1: as humorous as fuck. Curious, curious literally, sexuality.
- 1:45:41Speaker 3: Yes, adventures and freedom loving.
- 1:45:45Speaker 1: Super adventurous. I love going everywhere because I don't drive, and.
- 1:45:47Speaker 3: Ready for the challenges.
- 1:45:49Speaker 4: Yes, impatience, oh my god, ready, bluntness, fear of commitment.
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: And I don't know what the ones mean? Those are
- 1:46:02Speaker 1: the challenges?
- 1:46:03Speaker 3: Uh over commitment?
- 1:46:05Speaker 1: Fucking know? Yeah, you don't commit, bitch for the you
- 1:46:09Speaker 1: committed to.
- 1:46:10Speaker 4: Ever here in relationships value loyalty, but are loyal to
- 1:46:14Speaker 4: ideals like freedom as much as people.
- 1:46:18Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck does that mean? Look
- 1:46:21Speaker 1: at mine can.
- 1:46:23Speaker 4: Be incredibly supportive but struggle with daily drama if they
- 1:46:26Speaker 4: feel held back. Ja Carter seek partners who share their
- 1:46:31Speaker 4: adventurous spirit.
- 1:46:33Speaker 1: Fucking he thinks Latina that have like three kids, I've
- 1:46:37Speaker 1: never dated to go with three kids? One okay, a bitch, bitch,
- 1:46:45Speaker 1: give me very gay, dumb fucking fat it's also sweating, cousin,
- 1:46:52Speaker 1: fucking piece of ship, fucking donkey riding, dumb ass alright,
- 1:46:56Speaker 1: ready vulnerable to moods his even oh my god, oh god,
- 1:47:02Speaker 1: he was soft ass bitch bro.
- 1:47:04Speaker 3: Get the moon swings and feeling easily overwhelmed.
- 1:47:08Speaker 1: I would say he'sly overwhelmed.
- 1:47:10Speaker 3: Difficulty when it comes to saying no impractical, I don't know.
- 1:47:15Speaker 1: This is what motherfucker says not to me all the time. Bro.
- 1:47:17Speaker 1: Yeah is bullshit. Yeah, this is bullshit because none of
- 1:47:20Speaker 1: that shit's real, Like all that shits.
- 1:47:21Speaker 4: Fake, positive, creative and artistic, romantic and idealistic, intuitive, gentle
- 1:47:28Speaker 4: and compassionate, empathetic and sensitive.
- 1:47:32Speaker 3: He's not in the past ready for the relationship. Once
- 1:47:35Speaker 3: he's a devoted, loving partner, once.
- 1:47:37Speaker 4: Committed creating a magical experience needs stability and practicality often
- 1:47:44Speaker 4: drawn to strong minded partners who could ground him.
- 1:47:46Speaker 1: I agree with that part. Strong minded.
- 1:47:48Speaker 4: Another one values actions over words and offers immense affection.
- 1:47:53Speaker 1: That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Sorry, people
- 1:47:56Speaker 1: can't hear me when I move back. I was pretty good. Yeah,
- 1:48:00Speaker 1: it's pretty good. So it's not I think. I think
- 1:48:02Speaker 1: it's about guessing. But I mean all of it's guessing.
- 1:48:05Speaker 2: There's no way you looked at the fucking sky and went, ah,
- 1:48:07Speaker 2: that's why I'm a bitch, like you know, like, come on, bro,
- 1:48:11Speaker 2: come on, cut that ship the funk out.
- 1:48:13Speaker 1: I don't really believe in that either. Yeah, bro, but
- 1:48:15Speaker 1: but when it's creative, funny, and I was like, that's
- 1:48:17Speaker 1: kind of me.
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: But if it's a bitch, if it's a bitch, that
- 1:48:19Speaker 2: fuck with that ship ball search of her star signed
- 1:48:21Speaker 2: see whatever is compatible?
- 1:48:22Speaker 1: Easy? What are you? Yeah? Me too, that's what I am.
- 1:48:24Speaker 3: You know your exit sign like the one that you
- 1:48:27Speaker 3: love dearly.
- 1:48:28Speaker 2: I love all of them, dearly. I still think about
- 1:48:30Speaker 2: him now, the last one. I can tell you right now,
- 1:48:33Speaker 2: all bitch, that's that's what it was, all, bitch. I
- 1:48:36Speaker 2: hate all of them, dude, I hate him.
- 1:48:40Speaker 1: Do you have like a little bull thing right now. No, no, now,
- 1:48:45Speaker 1: you don't have nobody even you call it just to
- 1:48:46Speaker 1: fuk around with anything.
- 1:48:48Speaker 2: Oh no, no, but I'm not like the I'm a
- 1:48:51Speaker 2: lover with food, you know, I just don't. I don't
- 1:48:53Speaker 2: even like long term bitch or not bitch at all.
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: I'm cool, Pops. I'm ready to set it down.
- 1:48:59Speaker 1: Peace man. We lost pay him. I didn't lose them.
- 1:49:04Speaker 1: I just called him the other day.
- 1:49:06Speaker 2: I was at Dommy Ustaf's house, called him up, soup
- 1:49:09Speaker 2: and ship, you know, I mean it's good. Brood was
- 1:49:12Speaker 2: growing the fuck up, you know, like not physically but mentally.
- 1:49:16Speaker 1: He's up. Bro I was like into the homy the
- 1:49:19Speaker 1: other day, and that food are all like in the weird.
- 1:49:21Speaker 2: I feel like all the homies are in a weird
- 1:49:22Speaker 2: space and like their love life like in just in life,
- 1:49:26Speaker 2: Like some of these foods were like fog food.
- 1:49:27Speaker 1: We just want to be in love and being the better.
- 1:49:29Speaker 1: I'm like it's the weather though. The minute the suns
- 1:49:32Speaker 1: out foods, homies are right back to cheating. I don't
- 1:49:34Speaker 1: want to hear that. Ship. No, homies don't have to
- 1:49:37Speaker 1: go right back. They never stopped. None of idp's gonna
- 1:49:40Speaker 1: come home. Don't even say that ship right now, bro, respectfully,
- 1:49:45Speaker 1: don't even say that show now. He's hyper, he's out
- 1:49:47Speaker 1: of that for that's my boy home. Jakarta is just
- 1:49:49Speaker 1: saying that. Really doesn't like peace girl. You're tripping well you, guys.
- 1:49:56Speaker 2: Is another episode We'll see you guys, February nineteen. Why
- 1:49:59Speaker 2: the fuck do you get to end it when you
- 1:50:00Speaker 2: want to end it? Is because your name's on there?
- 1:50:03Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, cool, I want one of these actually actually
- 1:50:07Speaker 1: I've been talking about now.
- 1:50:08Speaker 2: But if it's some terrorist ship, I'm not I'll leave
- 1:50:11Speaker 2: this bitch right now and I'll join a rival podcast
- 1:50:13Speaker 2: on me.
- 1:50:13Speaker 1: What's the horrible podcasting on somebody? We're thinking of? Anyone
- 1:50:16Speaker 1: like that? On your face? What I want to do about?
- 1:50:19Speaker 1: What your cardoff? Hell yeah, hell yeah, hell yeah. But
- 1:50:22Speaker 1: it cost a lot in the remond? How much was it?
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: We'll take We'll take care of it, all right, guys.
- 1:50:28Speaker 2: This was an episode not like that episode. I'll think
- 1:50:33Speaker 2: about eleven, episode ten of the podcast You Feels to
- 1:50:37Speaker 2: be Good. Keep your feet on, my homie, tell them
- 1:50:40Speaker 2: you're seeing them. Femruary in nineteen. I'll see your favorite
- 1:50:43Speaker 2: nineteen