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The Cover-Up Of Wander Franco (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.27.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. There you go. Here it is. I'm talking
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to Billy Bush about Kelsey Handler. Kelsey Handler,
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she's not a fan. Said we should have learned
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by now that putting a straight white male in
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office is a problem. How dumb. What a hag she
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is. She's like a liberal Megyn Kelly. Is that
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if someone said the same thing about a woman.
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Hell yeah. Or a gay person or a person of color,
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it would be widely. Yeah, Chelsea Handler used
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to be funny. Now she's kind of getting into like
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hag territory. Shut up. Condemned. Like we don't
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need, I mean, another straight guy. Yeah, I used
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to get into disagreements with people about it.
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But there is definitely something called. Being
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heterophobic. I do believe that everybody should
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have equal rights. But just because men have
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had it easy with white men does not mean that
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we don't have it hard. Who are you connecting
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with on that? This is unbelievable. Also, I am
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married to one of the global pop gay icons, so,
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you know. Hell yeah, we all love Heidi Montag.
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We want to tag along with her. I'm pretty, you
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know, I got, the gays are with me. I have the
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entire gay vote. Hopefully. God, he's the freaking
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worst. I don't think women realize how healthy
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it is for men to get laid. Like, you're honestly
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an angel when you have sex with us. I don't care
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what you're like. You can be a freaking model.
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I'm probably not a prostitute because I would
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never do that. Could you imagine that? Dive and
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dives, man. More after my breakup from my fiance
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nine years ago. Man, I have a lot of breakups.
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I don't know what I have more of, breakups or
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radio jabs. Yeah. There were times that I was
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lonely. But I never thought about going on rugged
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maps or whatever that side is. Man, if you're
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paying for sex, you're a lizard, dude. I mean,
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I sure am like Amsterdam or Vegas. But that thing
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is always one time. You know what? We're going
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to tell a little story. Today's show is going
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to be really long. I got up at like 9 p .m. Storytime
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music. Yeah, last time I went to bed, I was like,
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nah, I got up at 10 a .m. I probably also got
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up at 10 p .m. as well. So right now it's like
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11 .32 and I got nothing to do today. So today's
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going to be just me rambling. But I'm creating
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some music on Zoom. Some AI music for storytime.
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Let's see how this sounds. Talking about the
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loneliness of my life in 2019. But I'm totally
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not lonely. So, there was this time. I was talking
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to this girl on Tinder about, I don't know, seven
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years ago. It was seven years ago. And she goes,
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have you ever heard of Fantasyland in Tampa?
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This is better. Yeah! Yeah, she goes, have you
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ever been to Fantasyland in Tampa? I'm like,
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no, what is it? She's like, oh, it's this porn
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shop that has a theater in the back. She's like,
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we should go sometime. I'm like, okay. And I
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was like, I started driving there. And I was
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like, I'm here now, are you? And she's like,
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no, I didn't mean tonight. It was a little bit
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of miscommunication. So I went there. Girls get
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in free. Guys have to pay 20 bucks. So I go into
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it. Or is it Fantasyland? I think it's Fantasyland,
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right? Not Adventureland. That's a theme park,
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right? Fantasyland and Tampa. Yeah, Fantasyland.
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I hope I didn't say Adventureland. No, Fantasyland
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and Gold Supercenter. They're open right now.
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4715 Lowe's Avenue. Saigon! No, Saigon. There's
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this big theater. There's like four different
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porn on. Four different screens. And there's
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like dudes jerking it. And I'm like, okay. This
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is a waste of my money. So to decompress... I
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sit in one of the rooms by myself. And I just
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go, you know what? Let me just decompress for
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a second. I did not know that there was a glory
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hole in that room. And all of a sudden, I'm sitting
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there. I'm like looking at the NBA score as you
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know. Maybe it was March Madness. But all of
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a sudden, ladies and gentlemen, all boys and
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girls, there's a little hole in the wall. And
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all of a sudden, something pokes in. There you
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go. It was the baddest! And the problem was,
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I was all the way in the back of the complete
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storm. So I had to go, and the only exit is a
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fire exit. So then, I ran hard on that drive
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home on the down memory. And Howard Franklin,
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I had some real talk to myself about what the
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hell are you doing? And now it's story time with
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Ryan Hoppy. Woo -hoo! Aren't you all traumatized
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from that story? You might be traumatized from
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me telling the story, but you gotta think, I'm
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traumatized from leaving the story. You know
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what I mean? Oh yeah, how are you guys today?
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You're doing good. Today's gonna be a wild show,
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I promise. I would not lie to you. Mm -hmm. Maybe
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I would. I don't know. I'll just... And now,
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back to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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Hot 97 .7. Attention, FM DJs, your morning show
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prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And
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those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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a powerful tool. Welcome to Hoppy Hour. Doors
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closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom and you're
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listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now. What? Now, now,
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now, now. If I hit this button, boom, the whole
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program's going to start. Okay, we'll hit it.
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All right. The semen was so big. Hello? Something
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completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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3, 2, Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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with Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy. Hoppy.
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This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy.
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Now... Usually, we do Tampa Bay news later in
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the show. But I want to make sure that everybody
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listening hears this in the beginning. Let me
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turn off the music. I am telling you. that the
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Tampa Bay media essentially covered up the Wander
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Franco case. Now, do I need the Tampa Bay media
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every single day to be covering it? No. But he
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literally essentially got away with not getting
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any prison time, even though he was found criminally
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responsible. And that's because he's Wander Franco.
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He's the world famous baseball player. And shame
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on that mom of that daughter for pimping out
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your daughter like that. What are you doing?
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Have we lost all credibility in this room? All
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right. Here is the Wanda Franco clip. Right here,
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we're going to learn about Wanda Franco. Former
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Tampa Bay Rays shortstop Wanda Franco has been
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convicted of sexually abusing a minor. According
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to multiple outlets... Yeah, when you hear them
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say a minor and you hear them say it out loud,
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it sounds really repulsive. Because nobody wants
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to think about what he did. But when you really
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start to go down the rabbit hole of, oh yeah,
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he's a pedophile, it's not so cool. Yeah, he's
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able to swing home runs or whatever, but that
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ain't it, dog. Outlets in the Dominican Republic,
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a panel of judges, handed down its ruling in
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his retrial just after... Yeah, you know, there
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was no coverage of this. Oh, you'll be sure to
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cover the first place race and how they're winning
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games. I remember when my former coworker Aaron
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Jacobson said he was the future of the race.
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How did that work out? Hours ago, justices found
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Franco criminally responsible of sexual and psychological
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abuse of a minor. Yeah, again, they keep using
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that word minor and it keeps reminding you that
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you're the minor. The court stopped short of
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sending him to prison instead, granting a judicial
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pardon. That ruling comes nearly... Yeah, I don't
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know, man. It's just absolutely off -putting
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how this area is like, bows down to all the rich
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and elite. Jeffrey Knight, Mike Calta, wonderful.
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A year after an appeals court overturned his
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previous conviction and ordered a new trial.
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He always looks sad in court. Like, shut up,
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bitch. You're getting in the way of being a pedophile.
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Video here shows him in the courtroom during
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that trial. Prosecutors accused Franco of having
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a relationship with a 14 -year -old girl and
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providing money to her family. I am. As guilty
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as the Tampa Bay media is for not reporting on
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it. The only clip was that 45 second little,
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you know. Well, I'm telling you, in Chicago,
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we cover the hard -hitting topics. We don't hide
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from them. We don't want to lose our press pass,
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you know. We don't care. Not here. We got to
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keep the Rays happy. Yes. Because if the Rays
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are not happy at us. Uh, last night was the American
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Music Awards, and who cares? I love when there's
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an award show, because then all the news is about
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award shows. And it's annoying. But it also makes
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me want to play this banger. Uh -huh, uh -huh.
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Yeah, turn it up, turn it up, turn it up. Hoppy
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hour. Hoppy in the building, hoppy in the building.
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Talk your talk. Red carpet, same suits Same fake
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smile, same speech, same joke Been dead for a
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while, tiny little trophy Big empty room, everybody
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clap on cue I'll rehearse they moves, backstage
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handshake Bro, you changed my life Still talk
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trash in the car that night Whole thing staged
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like a high school play But they swear it's the
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culture on display What's the point of award
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shows? Tell me what they really celebrate Real
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ones left standing at the gate If the crowd don't
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feel it Why they saying that's the greatest show?
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Cut the cap, cut the script We ain't impressed
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by award shows Hoppy on the mic, he don't bite
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his tongue He say names, they gon' say he do
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too much But somebody gotta yell when the 856
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-49 -OP. 856 -494 -6773. We're having absolute
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chaos here. I got these headphones. Galvin from
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the Mike Kelta Show once told me that you don't
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need the nicest headphones. You just need headphones
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that can get you by. It's these Odeo brand headphones.
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Now, I'm not the nicest with technology. but
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I'm trying to be better. And the problem is I
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just got these new headphones because my cord
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wasn't working. And like during the Wander Franco
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ranches and I could like barely hear is like
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cutting in and out. I never sounded better in
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my ears. Drives me nuts. So yes, the American
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Music Awards is last night. Everyone cared. It's
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so riveting watching rich people applaud themselves.
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Shut up. No one cares. So I just thought when
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I was high as hell, I was thinking about it.
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Whenever I'm stoned, I go, hey Alexa, turn on
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Pop 2K on Sirius XM. And the song Glamorous by
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Fergie came on. Man, when I was in middle school,
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that was quite the entertaining song. Now, not
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so much. It's pretty much just a vapid blonde
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bragging about all the money she has. It's pretty
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much just a blonde going, look at me, I'm in
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first class, you ain't bitch. It's just something
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I thought about. First class, I'm better than
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you. And then I'm going to sing the worst national
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anthem and ruin my career. I thought about something
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else the other day. Now people that were born
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in the early 90s will totally get this. But remember
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high school dances? Mm -hmm. Where you would
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grind with girls? I was like the, some of the
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guys at the high school were like the original
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cucks. Mm -hmm. Surprise, blah, blah, blah, sponge
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and go to high school. No, it was like, they
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would watch me grind with their girl because
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the girls felt bad that I was alone. Remember
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that music where you're like, I was in sixth
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grade in 06 and we'd be grinding. And our poor
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teachers would just be kind of facing the wall.
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Or the adult chaperones. Like, this is ridiculous.
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There was like a literal train, dude. Like a
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guy in front, a guy in back. Then a girl that
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ended up getting pregnant at 18. What a crazy
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time. Pretty Ricky grind with me. Listen to Sean.
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I would gain some hate. Gain, gain some hate.
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What a sexual time the mid -2000s were. It was
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very interesting. You know what else happened
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yesterday? You'll never guess who blocked me.
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You'll never guess who can't handle the truth.
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Alright, enough of that music. So I did a video.
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I began it in the beginning of this clip. Talking
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about Chelsea Handler. Saying we don't need another
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hetero man. hetero white man in office. Now,
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I don't think we need Spencer Pratt in office
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as mayor of LA, but I don't think it's because
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he's a hetero white guy. I think it's, he's a
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douche bag. So I made a video. I see it was being
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interviewed by Billy Bush. And I always collab
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with the celebrities on there. I never do a tag
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because they're never going to see the tag. But
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if you collaborate with them, they're always
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collaborating with whatever companies they work
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with. And she blocked me. She can go out, you
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know, and be just, you know, the absolute best
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in her mind. But the moment someone critiques
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you, bye, bitch. Oh, what do we got here? Instagram,
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we got so many clips. Aiden Ross reveals his
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plan on investigating Ray J and Super Hot Fire's
17:24
recent fight. Ray J, obviously, what he said
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after the fight, Super Hot not throwing a fucking
17:29
punch, like in the first round. We need to look
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into that. We need to investigate that. Yeah.
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It's kind of your own little league, though.
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It's not like UFC. What are you investigating?
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You're the one pocketing the money. Supa High
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has been nothing but a great fighter. And he's
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been great. And Supa looked like himself in the
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second round. There you go. That's Aiden Ross
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talking about him. GTA 6 was supposed to come
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out yesterday. So all my gaming friends are sad.
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Supposedly, Drake reportedly rejected Grammy
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submissions for all three of his albums. He claims
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it's because of the art. No, it's because you
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didn't want to get declined. His albums aren't
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bad, but they're not Grammy -worthy. Which is
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not an insult on him. The Grammys are pretentious.
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Mm -hmm. And Drake's new music is for a white
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gal. So the Millies don't want to drink before
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they go out and get plowed by someone 15 years
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younger. That's kind of the vibe they have going
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on. All right, here's an interesting clip. Top
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OnlyFan models, Al's Resin Blend. I'll have to
18:43
do some research later. Got into a physical altercation
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on a podcast over who Clavicular's main girl
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is. You're kind of going after my leftovers.
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Oh, yeah. It can be Eskimo sisters. I was in
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no way, shape, or form going after him. Yeah,
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I don't know about that. Like, at all. Clevica's
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gotta have, like, herpes. Like, genuinely, at
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all. Like, I left. I was done with it. I literally
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just did it to say that I could do it. Okay,
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but, like, you're with my man, and, like, that's
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cool. You guys can be friends, but now I'm gonna
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be with your man. Whoa, this is not quite a physical
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altercation, but still an interesting clip. Oh,
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yeah, you know what's funny? I say this every
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show. Women are always talking about men and
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bringing them down. No! I would say women are
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bringing down women. Here is a girl talking about
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why do men worry about false allegations? Men
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are obsessed with the idea of false rape allegations,
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even though every single study on the matter
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has shown that false allegations are exceedingly
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rare. Yeah, I don't know about that. Just because
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they're rare doesn't mean it doesn't happen.
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I would say it's about 15 % of the time. It's
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still a high number. It's not like 75 % of the
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time. In fact, as a man, you are more likely
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to be raped by another man than you are to be
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falsely accused of rape. All right. You're bitching
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at me. I'm tired. I'm awake. Blah, blah, blah.
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People are questioning the timing of Alex Cooper's
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pregnancy. Alex Cooper is pregnant. The founding
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father. The founding father's pregnant. Can I
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just. What an annoying dude. Shut up. You have
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a funny. Let the woman talk. Like all I wanted
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to do was, was discuss this with you because.
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It's another podcast. The about it. The out and
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about podcast. Oh yeah. Totally unnecessary podcast.
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I think that there are layers to this pregnancy
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announcement. And I think tying it back into
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like the drama with Alex Earl, which was only
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a couple of weeks ago. Like that wasn't that
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long ago. She was definitely obviously pregnant
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at that time. It makes me wonder like, okay,
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so did you, did you like, you knew you were pregnant.
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You knew this announcement was coming. Were you
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trying to like get ahead of something, get it
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all out and then be like, Oh yeah, he got it
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all out of there. Like, by the way, I'm pregnant.
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I don't know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sonny Sweeney's
21:21
dad would be so proud. She was seen naked on
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Euphoria. Mm -hmm. This is what we like. A nice
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hot piece of ass naked woman. Mm. That's what
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we all aspire for. Casey Anthony was out seen
21:38
shopping with a dirty riding broad. Mm -hmm.
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She's at TJ Maxx, and she looks like she knows
21:45
her picture's being taken. Pat McAfee. And his
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wife had a kid after an emergency C -section.
21:52
Lindsay Chrisley, which she spells it like a
21:55
dumb broad, L -I -N -D -S -I -E, was arrested
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on suspicion of DUI. She'll get away with it.
21:59
Bella Hadid was on the, for the Cannes Film Festival.
22:05
Donald Trump was ripping into people online and
22:08
then said happy, or gave a Memorial Day shout
22:12
out. Russell Crowe got into it with Autograph
22:17
Seekers. Yeah, Russell Crowe is not the guy you
22:19
want to hang out with. That is not your homie.
22:23
And then I thought this was very weird. Trump
22:25
posted fake Barack Obama mug shots when he has
22:29
a real mug shot. And I'll leave that here. Here's
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the one. Talking about the difference in prices
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that men pay emotionally. Well, I mean, men do
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have to pay for sex, even if it's a dinner. It's
22:43
the difference between men and women. Men and
22:45
women can both have sex. But what happens after?
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Two completely different biological stories.
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Men are built for volume. Oh, yeah. Simple biology.
22:55
Roughly 300 million new sperm a day. Hell yeah,
22:58
all mine are dead. And evolution wired him to
23:01
spread his seed and protect the species. All
23:04
of you are never mine. Right? Sex for a man is
23:07
a... Dopamine flash. Makes us feel alive. Testosterone
23:12
spike. Women need to realize how heavy it makes
23:16
us to get our rocks off. Quick hit with no emotional
23:19
residue. That's why a guy can sleep with somebody
23:22
and literally feel nothing after because his
23:24
brain resets almost instantly. Oh yeah, I'm resetting
23:28
right now. He doesn't bond through sex. I don't
23:31
really agree with that. What would a woman know
23:36
about a man? I guess it's OnlyFans, but she's
23:42
more of a porn star. Megan Alcove is just getting
23:45
interviewed everywhere. Here she is. She revealed
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her mom was in the background of one of her pornos.
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Ah, true. Mother -daughter bonding. Basically,
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when I first got into the industry, I was 19.
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Ah, yeah. That's nice and fresh. And my mom was
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afraid for me to go to a scene by myself. So
24:08
she was like, let me drive you, and then I'm
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going to go in, check it out, make sure everything
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is safe. I'm like, fine. She gets in there. She's
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like, you're really getting along with the guy.
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Oh, yeah. She was. Like, she's like, oh, my God,
24:19
this is so cool. I've never been on a porn set.
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Like, she got just really excited. This is a
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healthy relationship here. And he's like, you
24:25
want to be an extra? And she was like, yeah,
24:28
sure. So I ended up doing a blowjob scene with
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my mom as an extra in the scene. Wait, wait,
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wait, wait. And that was when I was 19. Oh, my.
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I don't know why it's so funny the way she said
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it. I ended up doing a blowjob scene with my
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mom as an extra. She said, like, deal with it.
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It's how I exist. Wait, wait, wait, wait. And
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that was when I was 19. Wow. That's actually
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pretty nuts. And I will say afterwards, like,
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I did feel wrong. It was like, like. No, you
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really? You feel wrong after your mom's in the
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same room while you're giving a mouth hug? Of
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course, dude. The sick feeling in my stomach.
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I felt bad when I used to bang on my ass in the
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other room and my mom would be sleeping in the
25:17
living room when we lived together. It's wrong,
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but I kind of like brush it off. Like, not that
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big of a deal. Like, me and my mom are friends.
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That's the problem there. It's your friend. Like,
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she's always been very open with me and she was
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literally my best friend. Yeah, it's probably
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not good to be best friends with your mom. I
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mean, what do I know about... Ah, what have we
25:43
got here? Young Miami explains why she does not
25:47
want to get married. This video, man, this was
25:50
going across the internet. It's on all the platforms.
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Here's Young Miami. Why does everything she says
26:17
sound so ignorant? Zayn Malik was not in the
26:24
mood to have people trying to take his picture.
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He said, get out of my way. All right, here.
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You guys, we can't get in the car. That is kind
26:33
of a problem. What a bunch of losers not letting
26:41
him in the car. He doesn't care about you. You're
26:45
all douchebags. Ah, man. Here's another video
26:52
from me and my cousin. I was watching it last
26:56
night and it helped me. Helped me relax. Here
27:01
she is talking about how she doesn't care what
27:03
her future kids say. Your kids are going to grow
27:05
up and they can search you and people might bully
27:08
them. What's on your face? I mean, like, talk
27:11
shit about you. Do you ever think about that?
27:13
It definitely does. Yeah. I talk about this to
27:16
my Twitch chat, actually. I think, yeah. She
27:17
got that little childish voice. It's weird. Yesterday.
27:20
Actually, you know what I mean? Daddy, I got
27:23
an A -plus in my test. A lot of people say, oh,
27:26
you shouldn't, you know, you shouldn't have kids.
27:28
Like, because of your past. Yeah, probably not.
27:30
Mm -hmm. But the way that I see it. I don't.
27:37
How do you see it? I don't know. Sometimes you
27:41
have to get a tissue to wipe your face so you
27:42
can properly see. Is it bad that I don't think
27:45
it's going to be that big of a deal? Yeah. Well,
27:49
they're all beta male interviewers trying to
27:51
pay our... So they're not really going to disagree
27:54
on our... That's what I've learned about these
27:59
pie guys. We got the dumb broad, what's her name?
28:02
Ashley Sinclair, Elon Musk, and all these women.
28:06
Whenever the guys are there. They're going to
28:08
say whatever you want, but they don't want to
28:11
have sex with you. We're talking about attention
28:13
spans for people who are so... I don't want to
28:15
hear from you. I'm sorry. Yeah, you don't really
28:19
think about attention span when you're watching
28:21
porn, though. Although sometimes you ever get
28:25
anxiety, like you're really close to just getting
28:28
it all right, and then you're like, oh my God,
28:30
I have to go to work tomorrow. And then you're
28:32
like, no, focus, focus. Tone Bell, I guess, was
28:38
a podcast guest on Joy Taylor's podcast. And
28:43
he also was a guest on Hoppy Hour 10 years ago.
28:46
Our podcast Eskimo brothers. Oh, wait, wait,
28:51
wait, wait, no. It would be me and, wait, that
28:55
joke absolutely. Wow. I didn't think out that
28:59
joke. No, me and Joy Taylor would be Eskimo siblings.
29:03
That was, okay. You know what? Sometimes my jokes
29:07
don't let the car crash. No, but here is Tony
29:19
Bell and Joy Taylor on the Two Personal Podcast
29:22
talking about the struggle of dating. I looked
29:25
like I was making great money, was not making
29:27
good money, but I had a credit card that couldn't
29:29
get declined. So if you was my chick back then,
29:32
you didn't even know I was making like, $37 ,000
29:36
a year. Oh yeah, she didn't like that. Her face
29:39
just got all dry. Oh, you had the good, good
29:41
corporate card. Oh my God. And you had a manager
29:43
that didn't check your receipts either. The girl
29:45
I thought I was going to marry back in the day,
29:46
like this is 20 plus years ago, saw one of my
29:48
paychecks on my coffee table one day, and she
29:52
was like, this argument? What a pig. I go, where'd
29:56
you find that? What the hell? I go, don't. I
30:02
was like, that's a bonus change. That is great.
30:05
Eh, whatever. They need to plow each other. What
30:10
do we got here? Piper Roquel goes on the OnlyFans
30:15
podcast. What an original name for a podcast.
30:19
They're not even trying anymore. The OnlyFans
30:23
podcast. Man, how long did it take you to come
30:26
up with that dumb name? And she straight up exposes
30:29
Gavin for cheating on her with Alice and Rose
30:31
and Bloom. Gavin, now that you've kissed me and
30:34
Alice, who is a better kisser? Wow, we were just
30:40
giving podcasts to all these morons. To be honest
30:44
with you, I mean, I don't really, I really have
30:47
a bad memory. Shut the fuck up, it was Alice.
30:50
Are you trying to say you want to kiss Alice
30:52
again? Well, I didn't, no, I didn't say that.
30:55
Oh, well. Can you imagine, like, you subscribe
30:59
to that podcast and you're driving around and
31:00
you're like, I want to hear two morons talk about
31:02
sex. Oh, wait! I do a show where it's just me
31:06
and I talk about sex. There's a woman that exposes
31:11
the truth behind how a lot of female influencers
31:13
afford their lifestyles. So when I first moved
31:16
to Miami, I... Oh, yeah! Oh, he's in Miami! I
31:21
remember being so amazed that these girls were
31:25
making... so much money off of supplement deals
31:28
and like the stuff they advertise on instagram
31:31
and i was like wow like how how are they getting
31:34
paid this much and they would be posting their
31:37
lifestyle like you know like soft life whatever
31:40
and i was like oh you know good for them like
31:41
i'm not a hater so i was like oh that's dope
31:43
i remember when i found out after being like
31:47
a little more integrated into the brickle downtown
31:49
miami crowd like a lot of these girls are actually
31:52
escorts and that's how they're paying for these
31:57
apartments and cars you thought it was protein
32:00
supplements to make you fart and jewelry and
32:04
so for all the pearl necklaces for days girls
32:07
that like are watching youtube and tiktok and
32:10
being like oh like i'm gonna move to miami and
32:12
i'm gonna be a fitness influencer but you can't
32:16
make a lot of money off of social media yeah
32:18
everyone thinks um i mean even alex roll might
32:21
be one but everyone thinks it sucks Easy. Alabama
32:27
Barker and Neon were hanging out in her childhood
32:30
room. Oh, they're such a real couple. I don't
32:35
believe it for a second. She was not happy with
32:38
Neon after he said he was going to Vegas two
32:40
days earlier to hang with his friends. All right.
32:43
The broads are already becoming our walking red
32:45
flag, but Neon's so in love. She kind of reminds
32:50
me of the hammock row I tried to hook up with
32:52
in Cleveland, and then she banged out nads and
32:55
ball rag. I could not get on her. It's like that
32:58
obsession with the slutty row. I'll come back.
33:01
I'll go there Thursday night, come back Saturday
33:02
morning. You'll come with me? Yes. Why are you
33:06
going on Thursday? Because my friends are there.
33:17
I feel like we're about to watch an argument.
33:35
Shut up, bitch! Wow. What a brat. She just looks
33:44
like a... I don't know what she looks like. She's
33:46
not ugly. For sure she's not ugly, but she's
33:50
got the assorted luck. I'm kidding. OnlyFans
33:54
star Julia Filippo says she's richer than Sidney
33:57
Sweeney. Would Sidney Sweeney or you make more
34:00
money on OF? Now they about to flame me if I
34:03
were to say me. Obviously Sidney Sweeney. But
34:06
then low -key, like, she's already, like, known.
34:09
She's already, like, on social media. Why does
34:11
everybody punch their talk like this? Is it because
34:16
they have the brain of a 14 -year -old because
34:18
of childhood trauma? Like, she's already, like,
34:22
showed the, you know? Wow. They're so well -spoken,
34:26
these OnlyFans podcasts. They sound like geniuses.
34:30
Mike Majlack says 85%. percent of people are
34:35
unaware and lazy in life. That's the guy that
34:37
works with Logan Paul. That's great. Here's a
34:41
woman bringing down this hot ass woman with huge
34:44
boobs. Breaking down how much money she made
34:49
when she was getting tipped. We're going to see
34:54
how much money I can make. I'm excited because
34:56
I usually only work one or two bartending shifts
34:58
a week. This week I got five. So I work today,
35:01
which is Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and then
35:04
I work a double on Saturday. My goal is to make
35:08
at least $1 ,000, but I'm hoping for more. So
35:11
I'm going to update you guys after each shift
35:12
with how much. I don't really care. I'm sure
35:14
she made enough. I'm sure that's her job since
35:18
she looks like she's in Miami. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
35:25
All right. Blake Lively has completely destroyed
35:29
her beauty brand. Blake Lively has officially
35:32
destroyed her $100 million beauty brand. Though
35:37
her haircare line, Blake Brown, was one of Target's
35:39
biggest celebrity beauty launches, making nearly
35:42
$20 million in the first three months. Now, her
35:44
partners are reportedly begging to get out. At
35:47
launch in August of 2024, she was projected to
35:50
make $100 million in its first year. What else
35:54
happened in August of 2024? Oh yeah, the premiere
35:57
of It Ends With Us, which means despite these
35:59
claims of this untraceable smear campaign, her
36:03
sales were skyrocketing at Target. Yeah, that's
36:06
a good point. Call her, she's stupid. And she
36:11
thinks she's smarter than you. Oh, she does.
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856 -49 -HOPPY 856 -494 -6773 856 -494 -6773
36:24
856 -494 -6773 at Ryan Hoppy Radio. You can always
36:28
email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. I'm just
36:33
seeing what I have here. On accident, I put some
36:37
of the NBA clips in my Instagram clip list, so
36:41
I'm just organizing it. This is a woman saying
36:46
why you should never disrespect your man. When
36:48
a man tells you he feels disrespected and your
36:51
first reaction is to argue with him about why
36:54
he should not feel that way. You are quietly
36:58
killing your own relationship. We obsess over
37:03
being loved. We want the romance, the long messages.
37:07
She's got a hot -ass voice. The constant reassurance.
37:09
But we ignore the way a man's heart actually
37:14
works. Yeah, because we're all trained to think
37:16
that we don't have hearts. Wait, no! How do you
37:20
think we're all alive? India loves dad. Called
37:25
her out for not settling down. Y 'all getting
37:27
old. You ain't still got a man in your 36. I
37:31
just want to see y 'all married. That is a little
37:32
controlling. This is funny. Cameron on the 80s.
37:40
On the 80s podcast. Talked about why it's not
37:44
a good time to have a girlfriend or a girlfriend.
37:46
Don't be embarrassed out here This is probably
37:48
one of the worst times I have a girlfriend. Who
37:51
will be embarrassed my nigga? Me and PT was talking
37:54
and he was like, damn that's that nigga girl
37:56
now, huh? And he claiming her. I don't know if
38:02
the nigga knows who she is. For some niggas to
38:05
be fucking with hoes and liars. I can't run.
38:10
Suck it, it's a good sign. So Neon was talking
38:19
to this girl named Crystal. And she didn't, she
38:24
didn't expect him to say this when she told him
38:28
how she wasn't able to buy a designer bag. Because
38:31
it was too expensive. You didn't buy it? No.
38:34
Why? Because it's so expensive. And being in
38:37
stores like that, it kind of gives me anxiety.
38:41
Neon can buy it for you. Because you know...
38:44
Someone... Listen, someone go buy her that Louis
38:48
bag. You know what you're into. This is what
38:53
happens, man, when you go buying rim and stuff.
38:56
And all of a sudden, they're asking for things
38:58
because they see what you do on the stream. Expensive
39:01
-ass stores, and everything is so damn expensive.
39:05
The people force you to buy it. They persuade
39:08
you. Yeah, you know, it's called, I don't know,
39:13
making sales. They're like, oh, yeah, you're
39:15
going to love this one. This one is the one.
39:21
What an idiot. What a dummy! 8 -5 -6. 49 and
39:28
a half. Let me see if I can pronounce his name.
39:34
Shadera Eguru says marriage is the lowest form
39:38
of sex work. Did you ever say that marriage is
39:44
sex work? I did, yeah. And I expanded and I said
39:47
that marriage is the lowest paid form of sex
39:49
work. People were really annoyed about it. The
39:53
lowest. Yes. The lowest paid form of sex work.
39:57
I believe marriage is the lowest paid form of
39:59
sex work within the dynamic of cis hetero marriage
40:03
between men. All right. That accent's putting
40:06
me to sleep. Sophie Rain says she still wouldn't
40:11
lose her virginity or have a baby with Elon for
40:13
a billion dollars. Yeah, I'm going to be honest.
40:17
I don't believe she's a virgin. I don't. Johnny
40:22
Manziel beat the crap out of an influencer as
40:25
he began his W, or not W, he began his MMA career.
40:30
Man, when I was with Rivers Vaughn and Glory,
40:34
I tweeted out, it was the day before my dad died.
40:38
I was watching Boardwalk Empire while watching
40:41
Rivers show. And I tweeted out, if Johnny Manziel
40:47
can't handle the Cleveland media, How are you
40:51
going to handle the NFL? This isn't TMZ land,
40:53
bro. And then a rover always wants to act like
40:57
he's in these big cities. In the city I reside
41:03
in. It never says Cleveland. So all of a sudden,
41:06
he got really mad. And guess what happened? I
41:09
was right, bitch. Did he do well? In Cleveland?
41:13
No. Also this morning, Pope Leo is calling for
41:18
more robust regulation of artificial intelligence
41:21
and he's calling on its developers. Yeah, I don't
41:24
know if we need to work on that. Maybe more the
41:26
pedophilia in your church. I don't know, maybe
41:28
a crazy idea. To work for the common good rather
41:32
than profit. There you go. There's the Pope.
41:35
There's the Pope. Look here, Travis Kelsey and
41:39
his fiancee are here at the game. I gotta skip
41:43
over it, but they went to the Cleveland Cavaliers
41:45
game. Look at us! I bet that was a nightmare
41:49
behind the scenes. Like, you can't be around
41:50
Taylor. I was crushed by a 600 -pound fridge.
41:57
Comedian Laura Cleary says she was... That's
42:00
the funniest thing she ever said with that riveting
42:02
voice. Seriously hurt by a home appliance in
42:05
a series of shocking Instagram posts. One video
42:08
shows Laura being transported by first responders
42:11
from her POV with text written over the top that
42:14
reads. I'm glad she's okay. Maybe. Oh, did you
42:20
know Adam Carolla has gone to the Hollywood Walk
42:23
of Fame? You're getting a star in the Hollywood
42:27
Walk of Fame with someone else that you know
42:29
very well. Yes, Molly Ringwald. Explain that.
42:33
Adam Carolla's such a weird ass dude. I got like
42:36
70 dislikes when I called him out online. Molly
42:40
Ringwald and the Ringwald family. I don't want
42:43
to hear that voice. It's one of those cases of
42:45
dumb ancient heroes. Because I met him before
42:50
and he is not a nice guy. And people kind of
42:53
know it, but kind of respect them because of
42:55
the love line, this podcast, and all that. But
42:59
when I say it, I'm the villain. Man, fuck that.
43:03
I ain't no villain. I'm here to speak the truth.
43:09
Oh, is that what I do? Oh, sure. The research
43:16
says Gen Z is ignoring the risk of skin cancer.
43:20
Oh, I'm going to die of something. The American
43:22
Academy of Dermatology has found that only 25
43:25
% of those 18 to 29 reported are concerned about
43:29
developing skin cancer. All right, burn. You
43:32
sound like you're bitching at me. Shut up. Good
43:34
evening, everyone. I'm Julie Andrews. Man, she
43:40
looks good for her age. That's right. It's beloved
43:43
film and stage icon Julie Andrews making a rare
43:46
appearance. I'm glad you said hi. My mom loves
43:50
the sound of music. No! Hoppy Hot Topic! 856
43:56
-49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet
44:02
at me at RyanHoppyRadio. What do we got? All
44:06
right! I hear ya! Byron Allen says he's not trying
44:10
to replace Stephen Colbert, calling the former
44:12
late night host an American treasure. No, he's
44:15
not. he's a washed up hat also sharing his hopes
44:20
for comics unleashed and its new time slot byron
44:23
chatting with npr's newsmakers in an interview
44:25
published may 22nd admitting his show comics
44:28
unleashed which is taking over cbs's 11 30 p
44:31
.m time slot following the late show's official
44:34
end has its own audience i used to watch it back
44:38
in the day it's just such a douchey name because
44:40
they don't feel unleashed They're boring. Happy
44:44
Hot Topic. Lindsey Chrisley is facing legal trouble.
44:49
What a moron. Can a dumb family go a day without
44:54
getting in trouble? The Chrisley Knows Best alum
44:57
was arrested and booked into Georgia's Cherokee
44:59
County Sheriff's Office on May 23rd and released
45:02
early the next morning after... I like this background
45:04
music. It's like that iPhone alarm that you sleep
45:06
through. Posting bond, the sheriff's office confirmed
45:09
to E! News. She was charged with attempting to
45:12
elude police, improper passing, DUI, reckless
45:15
driving, and speeding. What a moron! People citing
45:21
the Cherokee County Jail. She's a naughty girl.
45:26
You know what I think it's time for? It's time
45:30
for Alex Earl News. Happy on the air! Yo, we
45:38
back in this. Turn it up in your car. In your
45:43
cubicle. Wherever you at. We got another one
45:47
to talk about. Scroll, same face, same pose.
45:55
Filter on thick like them fake friends' clothes.
45:57
Capture so deep it don't say one thing. But the
46:00
brand deal link always stay front page. She rehearse
46:03
that laugh that I'm just like you. In a hotel
46:06
mirror with a spontaneous view. Wants a mic,
46:08
wants the merch, wants the podcast share. Say
46:11
a whole lot of words, but there's nothing really
46:13
there. Alex Burrows is a wannabe, call her daddy.
46:17
Wannabe, wannabe. Trying to copy every topic,
46:21
everybody. Yeah, all soft, all gloss But it's
46:25
hollow in the center You forget about the dinner
46:29
Alex Pearl is a wannabe, that's tragic Same script,
46:33
same lines, all plastic Happy hour, call it out,
46:36
that's a habit We allergic to the fake Yeah,
46:41
we gotta have you. Storytime hit, but it's all
46:44
prepped tears. Got a heartbreak arc every couple
46:47
of years. New boy, same plot. Cue the ring light
46:50
glow like we ain't seen this re -run four seasons
46:52
ago. Says I'm real, I'm raw, I'm a hot mess queen.
46:55
But the hair never moves, teeth way too clean.
46:58
Every word sound clipped from a promo sheet.
47:01
Whole life, one long, sponsor me, angry. Alex
47:04
Earl is a wannabe father, daddy. Wannabe, wannabe,
47:08
wannabe. Trying to Copy every topic, everybody.
47:12
Come on. All talk, all gloss. But it's hollow
47:16
in the center. You forget about a dinner. Alex
47:20
Earl is a wannabe. That's tragic. Same script,
47:24
same lines, all plastic. Poppy, I will call it
47:27
out. That's the habit. We allergic to the fake.
47:31
Yeah, we gotta have him. Hey, hey, hey. Run,
47:34
run. They confused. Clap. Woo. with a soul. Turn
47:38
the timeline to a black hole. Pretty face, they
47:42
can take. That's the package. But empty stays
47:44
empty. You can't capture magic. So we sit on
47:47
truth. That I be brute. Every Friday, yeah, we
47:50
review. If the crown don't fit, don't grab it.
47:54
If the mic too heavy, don't drag it. Alex Earl
47:58
is a wannabe caller, daddy. Wannabe, wannabe,
48:01
wannabe. Trying to copy every topic, everybody.
48:05
Come on. We'll see you next time. Alex L shared
48:36
how it really felt to run into her ex Braxton
48:40
Berrios. Oh yeah, it's not really good when you
48:43
run into your ex. And oh, he just kind of opens
48:48
up a wound. More than five months after the couple
48:53
broke up, the influencer took to TikTok to share
48:56
how it was seeing Braxton. Oh yeah, she's doing
48:58
her typical video in the bathroom where her ex
49:02
is putting on makeup. at a club in Miami on May
49:06
24th. I'm sure. I'm sure he has no complaints
49:14
about you. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will
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49:36
Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
49:40
poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
49:46
so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
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listening to this next song, you can skip over
49:51
it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
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A new kind of board. Oh yeah? What's so special
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poppin' in their club when they bakin' it See,
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in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
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.net and there you can sign on. Hi, we're going
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to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
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going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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DJ, Hammerin' Hank. I may look normal, but the
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truth is, I have a condition known as autism.
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That's right, it's a condition, not a disease.
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That is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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of who they are. People with autism normally
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have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
55:05
skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
55:09
In a recent study, people with autism are less
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likely to have a job and more likely to become
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homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
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and family, having a college education. I have
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even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
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an honorary personality for many years. Always
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remember that people with autism want the same
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things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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find out more about autism, please contact your
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local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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.org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
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your kindness. to bring joy to my city. Niggas
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out here broke, got the nerve to be picky. Get
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my man some bread, cause I hate to see him shitty.
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We're back to selling dope just to make a pretty
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penny. Keeping it 100, but niggas think keep
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it 50. Chicago before they, everybody acting
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like we 50. I told my bitch, you fucking with
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the greatest, and you see me. The realest of
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the realest, and the realest of my city. Seven
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-year -old babies getting killed for no reason.
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Niggas cracking cars, zeroing all they people.
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Real niggas get blessings, chill with they niggas.
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Real niggas fuck bitches, care to they niggas.
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Benny's host for everybody, breaking down the
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swisher. Put the loud end right around to some
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music. Only Outro Music To my brothers and my
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niggas so we equalize each other Life is but
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a dream till you wake up with your mother Smoke
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a Mary Jackie, you know more drama Still you
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don't come, it's cookin', I'ma mess the plan
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Gon' put it in the action, motherfucker, take
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a stand My bones in the murder cap, I don't hit
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a man I'm in my own lane, tryna see where I fit
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in Take a chance, one man's gonna catch a band
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So we out here every day, tryna chase these bands
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Makin' all this money, you'll never understand
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So go ahead and judge me, I still get to it Them
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niggas say they winnin', but I know they really
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losin' Twelve months later, still ridin' in that
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Buick Get off that slow grindin', I'ma be fair
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-paced And my niggas in the streets Just cuz
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you rappin' doesn't mean that he gonna rap Slappin'
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doors open on the V, let a hunter rap All them
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face shots need dental to identify Louis Tony,
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ETC, bitch, I been that guy Stay high, E .T.,
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I live in the sky Your bitch on me sexy, try
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and give my dick a try Takin' trips with my roadies
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and my wrists on rollie I don't talk to the police,
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no talkin' Out west at the fee -fee, and they
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put everything on shorty Made man, made D, touch
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me and you die, no worries Latin -ass niggas
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always tellin' stories Bitches wanna kick it,
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tryna be another story That jewelry, I be smokin'
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heavy round, bro, they need another water. Supers
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love me in the club, cause you know I take it
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well. I don't care what we have, makers ask if
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they will ever get a bone in white. Said I smoke
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them like a cigarrella, you can catch us in traffic.
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We're heavy metal, ever, ever travel. Pop out.
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Don't you hate when a nigga fake? Hell yeah,
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I'm already knowing most niggas snake Better
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smile in your face, lie to you to your face Still
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ain't really shit to them cause they do it that
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day Haters that be coming in all sizes and shapes
1:00:04
Disguised in they face, fake trying to embrace
1:00:06
But I ain't with that so I just fall back like
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Nah, my nigga, I'm good, I'm straight Real talk
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though, hate is a bitch nigga trait So if you
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a real nigga then I know you can relate Licking
1:00:14
in the mirror, all these niggas don't relate
1:00:15
So I'm coming in great cause I know these niggas
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hate I'm coming like I'm great cause I know these
1:00:19
niggas hate The hour will be right back. Oh,
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description. It's all of that. We're going to
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come back on Hoppy Hour. Keep this party going
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1:03:35
they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this
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1:03:41
me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled as slow
1:03:43
when I started school. Come to find out at age
1:03:46
12, the doctors decided I was autistic. autistic.
1:03:49
Not at the age of 48. I have completed an associate's
1:03:52
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1:03:54
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1:03:57
So yes, I am different. People of autism have
1:04:00
no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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love, and learn to gain education and join the
1:04:08
workforce. I did it and so can anyone else of
1:04:11
autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
1:04:15
don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. Find
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1:04:21
it's a condition. To find out more about autism,
1:04:24
please visit Autism Speaks .org. Autism Speaks.
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It's time to listen. The rhythm of life's just
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so unfair All night's buzzing but the laughter's
1:04:59
growing dim Eardrums mix and hoppy like fingers
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without rings VHX to FM, shoutouts hit the street
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But soon the sound will vanish like shadows in
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the heat The happy hour is coming to a close
1:05:11
Radio waves fading like a wilting rose Laughter
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and joy dissolving in the air But we'll keep
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the rhythm So unfair. Phone lines buzzing, but
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the laughter's growing dim. Ear drums hissing,
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happy like figures without brains. Gaining checks
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dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm on.
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Now it's time to face the silence like the TV
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on Snow Riot Hoppy held the mic with humor so
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divine The void left in our hearts wider than
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a canyon line LINE Empty speakers silenced by
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the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs ease
1:06:23
our daily grind Now silence louder than the thoughts
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we can't rewind The Hoppy Hour is coming to a
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close Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com And like
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that, it's gone. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
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poop. I'll get you a little and we'll call it
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a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is
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now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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is closing.