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Sister Wives S6 E2 - Four Lives of Kody's Wives - Part 1 · My Sister Wives Podcast

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What does the nanny do? OK, so we're done.
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Goodbye. You.
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Shut it off. Do not twist my words.
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Do not make me a victim. Sweetie.
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Just look at the mountain. That's what you saw that day.
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Just the knife in the kidneys over all these years and the
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sacrifices that I made to love
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Season 6, Episode 2, The Four Lives of Kody's wives.
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It doesn't quite roll off the tongue like I thought it would.
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It reads better than it sounds.
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And it reads and sounds terrible.
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Yes. Yes, welcome everyone to the
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second episode of season 6. So exciting that we had our
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giveaway for episode 1. We have been joyfully reading
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your Shit stains and mustard Seeds and we'll be announcing
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the winners very shortly. We hope you enjoy your hand
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towels and that you wipe with love.
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This episode opens at Robyn's house and we get this lovely
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shot of her praying with her children.
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It was just so angelic. I was moved by the power of the
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Holy Spirit. We were all moved by the recap
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house throughout the years. Probably not the last year of
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him giving them each kiss of some sort.
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And just they kind of, you know, are going over why it sucks that
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And then he is giving each wife a kiss in the recap.
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Oh, spreading the love, amongst other things.
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Yes, and then we end up at Robyn's house on our knees a
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praying, a pray, pray, praying. On our knees, spreading love and
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rewatch where I was going. You know, other shows would have
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like 2 or 3 episodes. Like, maybe that's a bit
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dramatic, but they just other people would have done all of
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this in a story arc. Like, yeah, maybe just a quarter
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long and it's just ridiculous. It is.
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There's a lot of filler that doesn't need to be there.
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Even like in this episode, we're going to go back and forth a
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lot. There was a lot of moving parts
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and there are times where they show the older children on the
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There are certain things that they do that it's just like this
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Yeah, they could have had. I mean, I guess it's not in TL
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advertising or something. But it's like, my God, get to
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it. Get through it.
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Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
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So yeah, we did open at Robyn's house.
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Sorry about that little sidetrack.
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I love how I'm, like, going off on a little tangent, like, all I
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But it is what it is. Robyn talks to the camera about
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how they're living fairly separate lives as opposed to one
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So this opening bit, each wife kind of gives a little.
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This is how we're healing. This is whatever.
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Robyn starts saying that they're living fairly separate lives as
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opposed to one big family. Janelle feels like they are
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almost like single moms operating as single mothers.
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What does Christine say? Because I didn't care.
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She just reiterates how they all want to be together again.
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That's literally it. Yeah.
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And then marry. Who marry?
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The outlier of the wives, everyone's saying how they're,
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We feel like single moms and then marry.
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We've all been able to have our privacy.
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It's going to be so hard because moving to the cul-de-sac, we
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won't be able to have that anymore.
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So she's like the only negative Nelly about and moving closer to
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And we do cover later in the episode about how her rental is
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the one that's furthest away from the other three, and she's
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isolated more than the others. And we may or may not suspect
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that she's talking to strangers on the Internet.
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So that may or may not go hand in hand with her concerns of
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privacy. Very interesting that she needs
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so much privacy. Yeah, I mean, Meri even talks
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about how Leon is not there some days or nights, so Meri's all on
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hand hanging off to the side. Kody's the middle finger.
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Kody's the middle finger. Then you got Rob and is the
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pointer. Meri's over here.
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She's the thumb. And then?
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I would think that Robyn would be the ring finger because
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that's where he feels he's meant to be.
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I feel that I just thought that Kody and Meri like have had sex
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with Robyn so. Like she was in between them.
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And also she kind of leads the she's the neck that points the
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OK, OK. Yeah.
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Ophelia. Now who's the pinky?
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Let's be honest, Christine wishes she was the ring finger,
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but she's probably the pinky. Yeah, that's true.
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And then Janelle is more the ring finger because she's still
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integral enough to the family that they appreciate her
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opinion. And her and Kody are, to me, the
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I would agree, so I would agree. I love how we just did this
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weird exercise. We all fingers, we all, Chris
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and I just held our fingers and our hands up and did it together
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It marries that thumb over there I'm.
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Just hanging off to the side. Oh mare.
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She likes it that way, apparently.
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This episode is broken into four parts, basically as we're
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following the four lives of Kody's wives.
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OK, rocket science. And we start with Janelle and we
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are early risers. Like, to the point where it's
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like, why? Why is there no other time in
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your day to do these activities? I don't get it.
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But she gets up, you know, and arrives at the gym at 5:27 AM.
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schoolers are often ready to go to high school in the morning.
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back before the high schoolers leave.
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I guess if you're working out at like 5:30 AM to 6:30 AM, your
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kids have to be school by 8. Like maybe that makes sense, but
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Janelle is meeting her trainer, Sean Huddleston, and we do like
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Sean more than the old abuse victim, whatever his name was,
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out. Although thank God they don't
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get into that because we've already talked about it at one
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her voiceovers, she's doing the like big giant ropes at the gym.
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Does that have a name Do you know?
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I'm sure that I should know this
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Oh, maybe. And then there's the big giant
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hammer. It looks like the CrossFit kind
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of vibes, but I don't know what these things actually are.
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They're. Just vibes that would make sense
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if she was part of another call.
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Of another call fit, Absolutely. So she's there swinging ropes
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and swinging hammers and blah blah blah, and she tells us that
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doesn't like doing it. But Sean says no, no, no, no,
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you must stand on the scale. Get on that scale.
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Get on that scale, fat ass. Unfortunately, the scale isn't
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They don't tell us right away what she weighs, but then
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eventually it's like she we surmise that she's down to 245
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Yeah, she wanted to be down 5 lbs, but she wasn't.
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And Sean insists that no, no, no, you're still moving the
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scale. You've lost 5 lbs of fat, but
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you're gaining muscle. And she has lost 25 lbs in 90
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days, which is actually really good.
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I was. Going to say which is not
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nothing. So her you know, it's, it's
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understandable to be disappointed with not quick
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weight loss. Like it sucks when you're not
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losing weight quickly when you're making a big effort.
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But really to lose 25 lbs in three months is not it's nothing
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shy of £10 a month. So I don't think that's a big
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deal. A big deal, especially since you
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scale It's like the non scale victories which we've talked
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about before. How are your clothes fitting?
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How are you feeling and she says earlier that she has a bunch of
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motivation. She hasn't had this much
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motivation and, you know, in a long time and he's kind of
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talking up how she's made so much progress, but she still has
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victories and she needs to be reminded of that.
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And I don't they don't show him talking about that.
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They just show him talking about the fat versus the muscle.
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But seems to me like she's doing really good.
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I agree and we have talked about it before, but hopefully no one
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listening is unaware of the fact that muscle weighs more
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than fat. So when you are working out with
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because then you're literally like wasting away your body.
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So like, it's different. Janelle tells us that she wants
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to continue in real estate and that she's not very interested
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fits into my sister wife's closet.
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Hey, I don't blame her. I.
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Mean Amen. What does anybody did all these
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designs and like everyone's expected to do what we don't
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know, but she's pushing it on them and it's like, what are
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they even supposed to be doing for this?
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Like I'm so confused. It is confusing because when we
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last visited this Robyn was guilting everyone for their lack
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to literally be doing? I don't understand what they're
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supposed to be doing other than standing on street corners.
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Like instead of hooking, putting their jewelry out in their hands
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I don't know. Janelle opens her trench coat
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and she's got those ugly jewelry pieces on the inside.
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Like, Oh my God, people are coming to get their drugs.
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I mean, they're jewelry. And that introduces us to a my
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get together and talk about the family business once again.
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Oh, God. Janelle lets us know that they
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And she says I couldn't even pay my mortgage with that, which I
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mortgage. $500 Oh my God. And she's like, for that to be
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And then Robyn's and says that
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she doesn't see Janelle putting in the effort.
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And this is where things get really funny.
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We find out that apparently Robyn and Janelle have been
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discussing A plus size clothing line.
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And Robyn says, I know you want to do this.
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I know you do what? And since when?
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Well, because Janelle straight
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jewelry. And Robyn's quote is literally,
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I've been begging you to do the plus size clothing line because
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I know it's something that is your niche.
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You want these pieces. I know you do.
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I know you do. And it's like, OK, I don't
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remember the last time someone
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something. They know I do, and they were
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right. I don't know what that means.
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And that it's her niche. Plus size clothing is her niche
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right? She's not a fashionista.
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She should fucking careless. Why don't you get Mckelty on
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this? OK, what in tarnation?
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Yeah, Mckelty would actually be a good, good hunt.
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They seriously just try to do anything and everything possible
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to make money. So now you're going to throw
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clothing onto your jewelry website because the jewelry part
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isn't taking off and you need these other women to do work for
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you for why? Well, the one thing I can say is
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that clothes do go in a closet, so, you know, OK, there's that.
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I I I wonder if Robyn would ever
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I don't know. But you know.
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Oh my gosh. They show Christine again
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sitting next to Janelle on the
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this red polka dot scarf with this weird like brownish like
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maroonish velour jacket and it's
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I threw up a little in my mouth.
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I was disturbed. It was awful and I'm like you
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guys are talking about a clothing line yet literally look
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and the ugliest jewelry. I mean, as a consumer, you
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wouldn't even think these people would be doing this even.
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For this time period, this shit's weird.
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This jacket looks like maroonish brown and there's a bright red
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It looks like something a kid would pick out when playing with
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never. Never.
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A sane adult would never do this, but it's Christine.
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It's absurd. Janelle looks like she does not
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give a fuck during this conversation.
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She does not care and she's like, it's a hobby business.
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Yeah, to me it's just a hobby business.
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They've been kind of saying, and she's not letting that go.
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And the math is mapping on the hobby business, you know?
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I mean, if you're only making $500.
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For a multi person venture out of town that they stayed
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overnight at Robyn's stepdaddy uncle's abandoned lot or
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wherever they slept, who knows like.
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Yeah, I don't even think they made $500.
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I feel like they probably had to have been in the hole at that
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point between gas and like every other expense that went into it
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and the lack of hours they could have been putting into
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another job. Oh yeah.
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Absolutely. Kody asks Robyn what he should
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And she stutters and she's like, I just want your support.
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And here we find out, like, Kody's real thoughts on this.
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And Kody says he's uncomfortable selling the jewelry.
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He's worried based on their image and being out in the media
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wife while trying to sell jewelry in public.
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OK, your wife hunting as you're trying to hawk this shitty
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jewelry to people. And also, where is he doing that
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Like, what is he hanging out on the corner trying to, like,
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solicit women? That is why I'm so confused,
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like what is she expecting him to do and what are we missing
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here? What are we not seeing?
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Have they done more Expos? Have they gone to freaking Pawn
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America and had a booth like a table set up or like tried to do
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It seems so bizarre. All I know is on the Sister
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Wife's Closet website right now, there are still blog posts up
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from when Robyn would do like YouTube videos being like, this
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is the Sarah necklace. This is the Sarah earrings.
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And it's like, Oh my God, girl. And she it's poorly edited, it's
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the jewelry looks like. I'm assuming the biggest effort
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is online, like they're just pushing things online, which is
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obviously not working. And this whole thing about Kody
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asking about what he should be doing and Robyn saying support
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of what are they supposed to be doing?
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Like what does support us mean? Like what does that even mean?
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You'd already basically did the work.
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And if you're not selling it, it's like this is before social
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media in the way where you could sell stuff like truly sell
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stuff on social media. Like yes there was avenues for
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that he thinks he's looks like he's flirting while trying to
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sell jewelry. If he's just talking about the
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while talking to women that came up.
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He has such a high image of himself in his mind that he just
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looking for another wife. It's it shows more about him
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than it does about like the quote UN quote consumer that
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he's talking to. Yeah.
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Oh, absolutely. It's bizarre.
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Robyn continues to pressure everyone to participate.
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She claims they need to put more money in, like they put money in
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And she's tired of begging everyone to be a part of it.
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And the camera cuts to Janelle and she looks so irritated.
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Yeah, it's so good. She looks so frustrated.
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She just looks pissed. She's over being begged Robyn
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and she even says in voiceover and in person that she's not
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saying that they need to quit because they have put all this
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put her energy elsewhere, which only makes sense because like
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we're saying, what else could you be doing?
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Why don't you look at one of these other avenues?
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You're saying you need multiple avenues of income, yet you're
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trying to keep them from doing that.
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It's very bizarre. And I hate to keep going back to
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Yeah. If they're not doing actual
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things to support my sister wife's closet and they shit
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their kids off in the morning, what is Jenelle doing all day?
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Why aren't you already in it? Why aren't you doing it?
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It's bizarre. Yeah, and we're going to find
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out later other things that they haven't been doing that they
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should have been doing paperwork for your fucking houses that are
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What? Are they fucking doing?
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And then Meri pipes up and goes, you know I'm committed, You know
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out into the ether for everyone to know that.
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Oh no, no, but she's here for it.
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The once in a week she talks to Robyn, it's probably about some
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sort of like fulfilling the order of the two jewelry pieces
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we sold this week. Just chiming in to let you know
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that two pieces sold and you need to send them via USPS snail
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It's the cheapest option because we can't afford it the highest.
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Yep, send it the slowest to the
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cheapest and I'm over here a mile away.
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Need my privacy. Please don't disturb my once a
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week my sister wife's closet call is all I can do.
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Christine says that to her it's still a hobby business which we
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are getting beat over the hood
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We know it's a hobby business she says she doesn't think she
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can do anymore. And then at one point, she
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apologizes to Robyn for disappointing her.
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Weird. And then they cut the camera
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cuts to Janelle and she's like, yeah, I don't know.
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I was like, Oh my God, yes, Janelle.
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Really. And they show Robyn like putting
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her fingertips like she's wiping
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There's it's a close up. Yeah, there are no tears, no
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tears, none whatsoever. But she's got the sniffled nose
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look going on like the like, she
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pretending to do that. And then she's got her finger in
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the corner like she's trying to wipe without messing her makeup
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up. And it's like, bitch, we see
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that you don't have tears in your eyes.
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Not only are her tears fake, her
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fake. This bitch can't do fucking
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shit. No, that's why she's coming for
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them, because she doesn't know
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But what else is there to do? It's so frustrating.
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It is beyond. And this has been out, their
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business has been out for months.
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And it's like, Oh my God, bitch,
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Once again, what are these people doing all day?
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What are they doing? No idea.
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Well, we're going to go back to our day with Janelle.
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Back to the day with Janelle, just out of nowhere.
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Oh yeah, Christine is coming over to review real estate what
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not in preparation to meet with Mona about supporting Mona in
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her real estate ventures. Obviously, if you, if you're
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just joining us, Christine just barely passed a real estate
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exam by the hair of her Chitty chin chin and Janelle probably
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passed with flying colors because she's Janelle and she
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probably just was reasonable about it all.
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So they passed these exams and apparently it's taken them
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however long to just even have a meeting to talk with a real
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estate agent about how they could support and learn about
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the business, which we find out turns into a complete shit show
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because they don't know what they're doing.
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They never know what they're doing.
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Like are they job shadowing her? I don't get it.
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They, Mona gave them paperwork to go over like documents and
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like things to look at, to learn from.
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And they are meeting with her like tomorrow.
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And so they decide to get together to go over this stuff.
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And Christine makes it clear
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they're looking at it. Oh, thank God, we're, you know,
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going over this together because
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you know? She makes comments.
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And meanwhile, the house is about to burn down.
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Yes. It's getting rough there.
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It is. Kids are acting up and it's
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going to be a doozy. Janelle makes a comment about
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when your kids know when you're about to be working on
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something important, and they know when there is a time
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where it would be inconvenient for them to act up.
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And so of course they were going
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going to be a doozy. Yes, she says that the kids have
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radar. They know that the parents are
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stressed and the boys are misbehaving upstairs, those
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young boys. Behaving.
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They're misbehaving. OK, So in this bedroom upstairs,
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there's a quarrel going on between the boys.
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A fight does something. And what we see and we surmise
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through Janelle going upstairs
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intervene and to lay down the law, is that Garrison, who is
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Janelle's son, turned off Gabriel's video game, who is
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also Janelle son. Gabe is also Janelle son.
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And Janelle comes in and takes
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punishment. Like you turned off his game.
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I'm taking this as a punishment.
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And she says that is the worst possible thing you could have
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done today. She's like, this is probably the
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And she's like stumbling over her words, like she's trying to
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say something cutting or punishing, but she also doesn't
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know what to say. The worst mean thing you've done
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starts walking away. Meanwhile Gabriel's sitting on
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she's walking away, and Gabriel gets up and slams the door in
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like the camera's face like an hour face.
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The whole thing's chaotic and she doesn't even turn around
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when Gabriel yells after getting kicked, so she takes the iPad.
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Garrison literally kicks his brother behind her back and she
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doesn't even notice. To be fair, I don't know how far
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down the hall a bit. I thought she was still in the
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Oh. But Gabriel does, like, yell out
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brother. Yeah, like it was a yell.
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Like I'm being attacked. And it wasn't even like a soft
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do to your brother. Kick him in the back like I've
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So like, fuck you like that. Hard.
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Yeah. And when Gabriel slams the door
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in our face, he's got tears in his eyes and he looks.
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He's so upset, he's so frustrated.
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He's angry. Because Janelle at this point is
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quote of the episode. Yeah, so then they cut to
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Janelle and Christine are downstairs, like kind of
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regathering after this tumultuous situation, this.
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Disruption of their studying. Yes, and we hear Gabriel yelling
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from upstairs. And what does Gabriel say,
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darling? Mom, Garrison just called me an
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effing loser, but he said the real word.
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Which is great because it's enough in the distance and the
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doors close where they have to
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And so you get to see the words effing loser.
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And it's like, yeah, loser, effing loser.
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But he said the real word. And Christine's face is
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hilarious. She does the like grimace face
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like the grimace smile like the emoji like the.
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All I could think of was Christine's going Yikes, like
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Yikes, she's looking around wearing the ugliest scarf I've
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ever seen in my life. Like, Oh my God, it was just
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quite a sight to see. Kody's like, I don't know what
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you want me to do. Do you want me to take
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Christine's kids home? And it's like Christine's kids
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aren't the problem here. Like handle the kids that you've
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got here. Kody goes up and he starts
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saying, I think you want to reconsider your behavior.
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Yes. And he's saying like these one
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liners trying to get him to listen and he's just such an
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idiot. Yeah, Janelle talks about having
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Kody around, being helpful for
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she misses having him around for
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You know, she goes into some shit about their testosterone,
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their hormones, their blah blah blah.
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Yeah, when their testosterone kicks in, like they're having,
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you know, these hormonal outbursts and that she just
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wishes Kody was there. And yes, he's a phone call away,
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but it's different having him there in person and it's been
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hard. Meanwhile, Kody for most of this
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is sitting on a computer, like
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And the vibe I got from it is like, I'm going to begrudgingly
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get involved. Like he doesn't exactly like
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jump up and solve the problem.
28:05
his wife. What a shock.
28:07
And then he kind of does, but not really.
28:11
At this point, for some reason, like Garrison is in front of
28:15
Kody. We don't really see like, how
28:17
this plays out, how he gets to
28:20
But Kody's like, sitting in a chair and he's like, you know,
28:26
telling Garrison that he needs
28:29
And then Garrison goes, well, then I won't go to school
28:32
anymore. Like what?
28:34
Yeah, an odd disconnect. I feel like I don't really know
28:38
what that means. Like go to your room, like you
28:40
can't go anywhere anymore. And so he's like, well then I
28:43
guess I won't go to school anymore.
28:45
Yeah, I guess that could be. And it's so great because after
28:48
he says that, Kody gives a little a little sassy neck move.
28:52
I'm not quite sure how to describe this.
28:54
He does the like girl like head movement but he doesn't move
29:00
his head, it's just his neck. Yeah, it's like, it's not I, I,
29:04
I thought of it as sassy, but it's not really sassy.
29:07
It's like, just like a little quagmire move, like a.
29:09
Quagmire. Yeah, like a.
29:11
Giggity, but to the side like it's.
29:13
Like Giggity without like the head moving.
29:15
It's just his neck. It's the weirdest thing.
29:17
And you actually replayed it because I was writing and you
29:20
noticed that I missed it and I
29:23
Thank you for showing me this.
29:26
But the look on his face is sassy pants.
29:28
Like Kody knows he's being filmed while reprimanding his
29:31
children. And so he's like, being a bit
29:33
performative, for sure. He's caught in the moment, and
29:36
he's given a little attitude back himself, but doesn't really
29:38
know what to do with it. And as the scene continues, his
29:41
face kind of becomes a little smirky, a little smiley, a
29:44
little like, I'm being filmed.
29:47
a man and a dad here Like, Oh my
29:50
Yeah, he's just like pontificating again.
29:52
And he goes, you are learning that actions have consequences
29:57
and yes, you're going to learn
30:00
And he says some just wordy nonsensical statement about
30:06
consequences and actions having consequences.
30:09
And it's like regurgitated just bullshit that you expect every
30:13
parent to say, Yeah. And then they kind of show him
30:18
on the couch, like giving comments like in a solo
30:22
interview, and he's wearing this
30:27
dress vest, button up vest over it.
30:31
And I'm like, since when do you wear like a three piece suit
30:34
without the suit coat, Kody? Oh God.
30:37
Like it's really weird, but. For his casual computer
30:41
scrolling on Janelle's couch. I don't know, it's like in a
30:45
moment, like a couch moment, like an interview moment.
30:49
Yeah, like a confessional. Yeah, so in his confessionals,
30:52
he's wearing this like weird bright blue button up with a
30:56
Gray dress like vest over it. And I'm like, what?
31:02
You've been wearing these like
31:05
like safari vibes and now all of
31:09
vest without a sport. I don't know, I'm like what the
31:12
fuck is even happening? But it made me laugh.
31:16
Maybe he had a very important business meeting to go to.
31:18
He was trying to avoid flirting while selling some jewelry on
31:22
the street. Perhaps, perhaps he thought that
31:24
if he pulled a little monocle out of the front pocket of that
31:27
vest that it would look a little
31:30
down their shirts with a monocle
31:34
He's like, have you ever heard
31:37
She wrote a little a little sorry about me marrying my
31:42
wives. You know, I've been told that I
31:48
look like Brigham Young. Wow.
31:55
Minus the mutton. Chops.
31:58
Yes. Rose.
32:00
Kody asks Garrison if he wants
32:03
everyone because that would be
32:07
Come and make amends and apologize to Gabe, your mom, me
32:13
and you better take this seriously.
32:15
Better take it seriously. Kody did, the camera says.
32:18
I'm not here all the time, so sometimes it feels like I'm a
32:22
visitor When I come by, it's like, well, let's actually stop
32:26
and talk about this. You're not here all the time.
32:29
Period. So when you stop by or when you
32:33
come by, you feel like a visitor
32:37
own children and your own wife.
32:40
Sit with that a little bit, Kody.
32:43
Sit with your fucking statements and realize what you're actually
32:50
Do you understand the word that are coming out of your mouth?
32:54
Yeah, everything is floating over the top of his head, even
32:59
And Garrison says that he's sorry to everybody and he has
33:03
this like, smirk, like this shit eating grin on his face as he's
33:07
saying sorry. And it's like he's definitely
33:10
not taking it seriously. Kody.
33:11
He gives Janelle a hug, and he shakes hands with Gabriel.
33:15
Like we are, we're solid, we're good.
33:17
Yeah, Kody's like you need to shake hands or give him a hug,
33:23
amongst the home and to doing whatever they were doing and
33:25
Janelle's on the couch by herself.
33:27
So I'm assuming this is after Christina's laughter or
33:30
whatever, she's all alone in her living room and she says
33:34
something along the lines of I feel like I'm more isolated from
33:42
is the family. What did you just?
33:46
Say. Oh, did I get it wrong?
33:49
Did you do that on purpose? Oh my God, I was like what?
33:54
You know, she's just feels isolated from the family rather
33:57
than being a part of the big living breathing orgasm.
33:59
Oh my. God, it's been a long time since
34:06
roof anymore. Maybe I'm maybe I'm being too
34:08
transparent here. Maybe it's been a while since
34:10
I've had an orgasm. I think that might.
34:12
Be it. Yeah, she.
34:13
This quote from her is really something though.
34:17
She's feeling isolated from the rest of the family rather than
34:28
Organism. And I'm more, I'm like, you're
34:38
Yeah, this is ridiculous. But imagining, I guess, like,
34:43
what this reminds me of is that movie that just came out with
34:48
Demi Moore, and she's turning and morphing into, like, the
34:52
monster. Do you know what I'm talking
34:54
about? It's like it won a bunch of
34:56
awards last season. Yes, I can't remember.
34:58
What? Oh my God.
34:59
Anyway, people are screaming at as per usual at us, but she's
35:02
like morphing into this weird like gross monster that's like a
35:10
And I'm like just imagining the family like that going like
35:14
gasping for air, like suffering. The weirdest looking orgasm I've
35:22
struggle for breath while you orgasm.
35:24
Is that movie called like the potion or the substance?
35:30
Substance, yes. God, I am good.
35:33
Oh my God, you are. But that's what this reminds me
35:36
of. I will accept all the awards on
35:38
my own behalf. Thank you very much.
35:39
Thank you, thank you. I'm imagining the family as this
35:46
Organism. Not me, not me.
35:48
And I said breathing orgasm, not you.
35:50
Now we're going to go to our second part of the episode, A
35:55
day with Christine, our Princess, our third wife.
35:59
She is getting the kids up for school and she is talking about
36:07
how it was chaos at Janelle's last night and she repeats
36:15
Gabriel's quote. Christine's standing in the
36:18
kitchen, she has like an apron on and she's definitely doing
36:21
the like the kitchen morning, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
36:24
And her nose is red, red, red as it always is.
36:26
And she's got this red apron on and it's like, Oh my God, all
36:29
the red happening all over you. No red scarf with white polka
36:32
dots this morning. She that was that was yesterday.
36:36
Peyton and Isabel over to Janelle's the night before,
36:39
which then she starts talking about this chaos bit.
36:42
And I, I feel like there's something that we missed in
36:45
maybe editing or something because of the mention of do
36:48
does Christine need to bring her
36:49
And then she's talking about how
36:51
maybe that had escalated things at Janelle's.
36:54
So there's something that happened that we don't know.
36:57
And honestly, I'm going to blame
37:00
little troublemaker. So he was probably stirring the
37:02
pot with those boys causing trouble.
37:05
I doubt Isabel was doing anything wrong, but Paden was
37:08
probably the little devil child in that situation.
37:11
And so Christine says that it brought too much chaos to
37:14
Janelle's family. And then she does do a lovely
37:17
reenactment of the effing loser scene with some gusto and
37:21
plenty of laughter. Yeah, she is definitely
37:24
laughing. And she says yeah.
37:25
Gabriel apparently called Garrison an effing loser, except
37:33
for he used the real word. Yeah.
37:37
She's like chuckle button about it and it is kind of funny
37:40
because she's like, it wasn't my
37:44
Like, she is happy it wasn't her
37:47
And it always is kind of funny
37:50
me. Like one of those moments.
37:53
And she says Janelle seemed pretty stressed out.
37:56
And I'm like, Oh my God, Christine, you are just so
37:58
observant. You're just really, really,
38:00
really bright. Definitely.
38:02
Janelle did seem stressed out.
38:05
stress. She reminds us that they're
38:07
going to Mona's office today, her and Janelle, to talk about
38:11
their real estate careers, which
38:15
meeting the night before to go
38:20
So yeah, we are going to go and see the lovely Mona.
38:24
We love you Mona Super fans. Mona super fans.
38:28
So yes, they're in the brightly lit overhead lighting,
38:32
iridescent or fluorescent lighting office.
38:35
I'm always just like, God, why
38:37
places? And Mona asks Christine
38:40
something about like, did you read this?
38:42
Christine's like, no, I was too stressed or whatever, and it's
38:46
like you didn't even read the.
38:50
She's like between studying for my exam and stuff with the
38:52
kids. Like I didn't, we didn't get to
38:54
read all of it. I didn't get to all of it.
38:57
Right. Way to demonstrate that you're
39:00
And so Mona starts talking about kind of the schedule and the
39:03
vibes of being a real estate agent and how she's worked the
39:11
Christine. Well, maybe they didn't zoom in,
39:18
shock. Christie's just staring at her
39:22
I worked the last six weekends, which means I've had no days off
39:29
Not a one day. And I'm going of course,
39:34
Christine isn't even aware of what it means to be a real
39:37
estate agent, or when they work, or the basics of the job.
39:41
The hours, the days you're going to have to work because that's
39:46
And Christine goes, I got to be honest with you, I don't recall
39:51
anything else that she said that day.
39:53
Yeah. After hearing that she worked 6
39:57
weekends and six weeks in a row.
39:59
Like to be fair, I if I heard that from someone, if I was
40:03
going to potentially apprentice under someone and they were
40:06
like, I've worked 6 weekends in a row, I haven't had a day off
40:09
in six weeks, I would go, this
40:14
So that's understandable, but I would also assume that I would
40:16
know that this person could potentially work a schedule like
40:19
that. Like I wouldn't be going to sit
40:21
with a real estate agent being
40:24
estate agent because I already
40:26
And I would be like, that's not,
40:28
me. I need my nights and weekends.
40:32
think you were going to work like 1:50 each like weekday?
40:35
She's like, I'm a very busy mom. I have a lot of obligations.
40:38
I can work part time and only during the day.
40:40
It's like, then being a real estate agent is not for you.
40:43
Like, duh. She talks about how she has
40:45
young kids and this that just wouldn't work for her.
40:48
And Janelle is saying, well, I'm in a different spot.
40:51
You know, my kids are older. I could do it and fill in like,
40:55
you know, they're kind of not really showing the full
40:58
conversation, but it almost seemed to me like Janelle was
41:01
offering that they would be a team and that Christine and her
41:05
would kind of work as one person almost.
41:09
And Janelle would be doing the work when Christine couldn't.
41:12
I kind of got that vibe, but they don't show the whole
41:16
conversation. And I got to be honest with you
41:20
that I don't recall anything else here because Mona had on
41:24
green eyeshadow, big green earrings and a green top.
41:27
Oh yeah, those big earrings, the.
41:29
Bouffant hairdo. She had quite a look going.
41:34
And she looks like I dream of Jeannie's mom.
41:38
Like Oh my gosh, I couldn't get it out of my head once.
41:44
I imagined like Tabitha's mom for my dream of Jeannie.
41:47
Oh my God she literally looks like her.
41:49
She does. It's so weird and I've been
41:51
getting these fortune teller vibes from her for a long time.
41:54
You did and I'm you have I'm
41:56
clocking it now. It's because she looks like you
41:59
called. Her out for having those
42:00
crystals in her bra and like she
42:03
She definitely has crystal nipple piercings for sure.
42:07
Oh my God, absolutely. Yeah, she's manifesting that one
42:10
charges her pussy in the moonlight for sure.
42:12
Oh God, that pussy is for sure
42:15
Mona's pussy is charged. It's electric.
42:18
I mean, why do you think she's
42:20
this business? She's manifesting it everyone.
42:23
She's a busy, busy lady. One of the things that Janelle
42:27
says when they're having this back and forth where we don't
42:29
get everything, and I think you're right, they're
42:33
ironically, if Christine wasn't such a moron, they could be
42:36
partners in a real estate venture together.
42:38
They could cover their shit. All the stuff that needs to be
42:40
done, not with a client, Christine could handle Go.
42:43
Set up the home. Put up the sign.
42:45
On her own time, whenever I don't know about the signs, but
42:48
the stuff that needs to be done on the administrative side, the
42:51
paperwork, the meetings that can
42:53
Christine could do that. And Janelle says that she can
42:56
work weekends because her kids
42:59
working. She was always the mom that
43:01
worked a lot. So this partnership could work
43:04
if Christine wasn't such a bumbling blockhead.
43:07
And literally, Christine says to
43:10
moment, I can't do it. I can't do real estate.
43:14
Now I'm just thinking I can't do
43:16
And I'm like, wow, this just changed so quickly.
43:21
Like we just talked about you.
43:26
was just a few episodes ago where she you think she's going
43:30
to fail but then she passes. Now cut to, I don't know, 3-4
43:33
episodes later and she's like, I
43:36
Well, to be fair, when we have
43:41
to Kody. I've been thinking about this
43:43
for three weeks. Right.
43:46
So there is a little bit of a mention of a lag in the timeline
43:51
of when they're shooting things,
43:56
exam and she admits that she's taking the exam, which is why
43:58
she hasn't read the paperwork from Mona.
44:01
So it's like, how did you take
44:07
that you'd have to put in to be a real estate agent?
44:09
It's utterly bizarre. It's dumb.
44:11
And let's say it's between three
44:13
Once again, what did you do in
44:15
And how I, I just, I don't know,
44:18
They're in such a desperate need
44:21
don't understand because they're
44:23
Where are these TLC paychecks going?
44:26
Even if they're not each getting
44:29
because blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, TLC is crap.
44:31
This is a garbage show. They're getting enough money to
44:34
pay a mortgage for God's sake,
44:38
Frustrating. Nobody knows where the money is
44:40
going. Nobody knows except for.
44:44
Robyn totes in Robyn's house. Weird totes all over her.
44:48
Yep, Yep, Mona gets serious here.
44:51
Yes, she changes the subject. She changes her tune.
44:54
Yeah, Oh, she touched her crystal nipple piercings.
44:58
Yep, she rubbed her own little
45:03
And. And she says, I haven't talked
45:05
to anyone else about this, but
45:10
be a delay on the two of your houses.
45:15
And Christine gets visibly upset
45:20
Christmas. And Mona says it looks as if
45:27
Robyn and Meri will be. Christine starts crying and Mona
45:33
says she's sorry and tries to comfort her.
45:37
And we get some weird information during this.
45:41
Like bizarre information. Well I love this little back and
45:46
forth that happens here because Mona starts giving them some
45:49
details. She says, well, one thing you
45:51
could do, you know, is talk to
45:55
interrupted by Janelle and Janelle goes, oh, this
45:58
frustrates me because I know exactly where this is going.
46:01
And it's like. I know what you're going to say.
46:03
This is so good and Mona says I can't have anyone going on site
46:08
and making changes with Danny.
46:12
with Danny, and Mona says Danny is running that job site and
46:18
every time he's pulled away, something is delayed.
46:23
Yeah. Right.
46:25
Meri and Kody and Robyn have not
46:30
I'm going. What the fuck?
46:32
Mona lets us know that Janelle
46:34
their paperwork and their loans are ready to go, but Robyn and
46:38
Meri have not and it would be a shame to have their two homes
46:44
ready and not have the paperwork
46:48
And this is where I had a moment
46:50
Darling, I have to admit, even
46:53
talking some mad trash about Christine and she deserves it.
46:57
But I do owe Christine an apology because in a previous
47:03
episode I minimized her anxiety when she was asking for
47:07
validation and I was saying you don't need to validate people
47:10
that don't need validation. I could have been a little more
47:13
sensitive because she was talking about her stress of
47:18
doing the paperwork and being on
47:21
T's and dotting her IS and Kody made it seem like, well we're
47:25
all doing that. Christine, I don't know what the
47:26
fuck your problem is. Like get it together.
47:28
And I didn't 100% agree with Kody.
47:31
I just thought there's she doesn't need to be coddled to
47:34
filling up paperwork and putting
47:36
a form and providing copies of
47:38
Like this isn't rocket science.
47:39
People do this every fucking day.
47:41
But now, hearing that Meri, Kody and Robyn have not fulfilled
47:46
their obligations, I'm going well, you, Sir.
47:49
You Sir, made it sound like you were all in the same boat and
47:52
you were not. Christine was doing her shit.
47:55
Janelle was silently doing her shit 'cause you know, she's a
47:57
bookkeeper and she's on top of her stuff.
47:59
But these other three are clowns and idiots.
48:02
So, Christine, because I know you're listening, I owe you a
48:06
heartfelt apology. I mean, girl, I've always been
48:14
don't go too far. This is where Christine's like I
48:21
started on the other side? We find out here that Kody
48:25
requested that they start on Robyn's side due to her credit
48:36
No sense at all. Why would you want?
48:40
Why would you want someones house finished first if they're
48:43
going to need the most time to correct their credit?
48:46
It makes no sense. Literally makes no sense and
48:49
Christine's making a face as she's giving us this information
48:59
And then Janelle says we'll still be in one of the family
49:04
homes for Christmas and Christine says that means
49:08
nothing. It means nothing.
49:11
And of course, the mind starts to wander.
49:14
Why would Kody suggest Robyn's home be first done?
49:18
Is it because she's the favorite wife?
49:21
Is it because she's the either ring finger or pointer finger of
49:32
Smells like a shit stain to me.
49:34
It does smells like a dumb decision to me.
49:38
Absolutely. And it sounds like some
49:40
favoritism. And I wonder if Christine and
49:43
Janelle know this and they are
49:47
Janelle didn't look like she was.
49:50
I don't know. It didn't to me strike that they
49:53
were so upset that like, Oh my
49:56
But I feel like they're putting the pieces together and just
49:59
not reacting that way for camera.
50:01
Do you think so? I agree with you because they're
50:07
discussing it and Janelle's trying to be like devil's
50:10
advocate like, well, we'll at least be in one home.
50:13
Yeah. And Christine being the one
50:16
that's like, that doesn't matter.
50:18
It's like she is feeling let down, obviously.
50:23
And so is Janelle. And you can tell in her face,
50:26
you can tell them both of their faces that they're feeling like,
50:32
We're pulling our weight and
50:34
nobody else is like, how do they
50:37
And yeah, you can tell that Janelle is like glamming it up
50:43
for the camera. And Christine's so sick of
50:45
glamming it up. When you say glam, you mean
50:48
looking beautiful. Yeah, like putting a glamour
50:51
over what's happening, like rose
50:55
Yeah, I. Suppose and that's Christine's
50:57
life is rose colored glasses. Yeah, and I need to remind you
51:01
that we're still on Christine's Day, so we're going to be going
51:05
back to Christine's house. It's still her day that they're
51:07
showing us. And so we see Christine sitting
51:11
on her bed with Kody, and little
51:15
they're about to have a serious conversation because Christine
51:19
is telling Kody about Mona's six
51:24
break. Dun Dun.
51:30
And how it's certainly not going
51:32
can't work for six weeks without
51:35
Yeah, he says the well, the other wives aren't going to
51:37
watch your kids for that time.
51:40
with the kids. Why won't the other wives watch
51:44
her kids? That's what I want to know.
51:48
There's three of them. If they rotated while she
51:51
worked, why the fuck couldn't somebody be watching her kids?
51:56
I don't know. She was the one that did all of
51:59
the daycare for how long? Yeah, well, because they're
52:03
selfish and they don't want to.
52:04
I mean, Meri needs privacy. She's busy masturbating while
52:08
talking to strangers. OK, She's she's got her life
52:11
going on. She cannot be bothered.
52:14
Robyn really shouldn't even be responsible for her own
52:17
children, let alone anybody else's.
52:18
And no one expects Robyn to lift a finger for anybody else.
52:22
In fact, they owe her. Christine should be spending
52:24
more time on my sister wife's closet.
52:26
She should not be doing this right.
52:29
And Janelle? Janelle would rather offload her
52:34
So, you know, I don't know who was going to watch her kids.
52:37
I I know why you're asking the question.
52:39
Because it's just dumb. Yeah.
52:40
And like the whole point of the dynamic of this family was to
52:43
help each other out and to raise the children with multiple
52:47
support systems in place and they're not supporting.
52:51
They repeatedly do not do that. Yeah, it's like a shitty bra.
52:55
Like come. On and Kody's just saying it as
52:57
if it's like a throwaway obvious.
52:58
Of course, you know, like, well, obviously the otherwise aren't
53:03
And it's like what? Yeah, and he says to her, he
53:07
goes, you're bringing drama that doesn't exist.
53:09
Yeah. Yep, Yep.
53:11
And she's like, I'm just trying to tell you how I feel.
53:14
And he says, well, if you want to work like her wanting to work
53:22
Like she's creating her own drama by deciding she had wanted
53:27
to work in the 1st place. It's weird.
53:31
I mean, I read it as a little more like Kody was trying to
53:36
call her out for creating drama about this, this situation,
53:41
about the childcare thing, and
53:43
it, not necessarily about getting a job, but that it's
53:45
like, OK, so it's not going to
53:47
And like you're just creating drama.
53:48
Like this isn't a big deal. Like you could just stay home.
53:51
And I, I I do wonder what that
53:55
finance bit and if it's reasonable for her to be able to
53:58
stay home. And I'm not saying it's not
54:00
dismissive or that he's not being rude or mean to her.
54:02
But I think there's an element
54:07
you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
54:08
Like if you can't do it, you can't do it.
54:09
Like, I don't, I would have been
54:12
know this six months ago? Like, what are you talking
54:14
about? But I don't know.
54:16
It is very dismissive though, because she's saying for like
54:19
once in her life that she had thought about wanting to work
54:22
and that she wanted to work and that she's feeling anxiety
54:25
about it. And he's like, well, the answer
54:31
is simple. You're creating drama.
54:32
You just don't have to work. It's like, but that's not the
54:35
point. She kind of was excited about
54:36
something for like, once in her life.
54:39
And I don't think she was even
54:42
I don't think this was like a passion of hers like we've
54:44
discussed, but she maybe like actually had hopes for herself
54:48
for once. And she took a test and she
54:50
passed it. And now she's finding out that
54:52
it isn't going to work out. And he's like, well, OK, like
54:59
what of it? So he's being dismissive and she
55:05
and him get into a conversation on the couch about their
55:08
relationship and she says that
55:12
like she's trying to tell him everything and she's trying to
55:15
tell him everything at once and she has anxiety and she just
55:18
needs to fill him in on everything as soon as he gets
55:21
there. 'Cause he's only there at the
55:23
most one out of four nights, like at the most.
55:26
And we, I don't believe that. I believe it's less than that,
55:28
yeah. And that's how the dynamic of
55:30
their relationship has changed
55:33
from her and she's like, well, I
55:37
when you get there because it's like, you know, you haven't
55:42
spoken to somebody for how many days or see them in person.
55:45
Your husband, if you only see your husband one out of every
55:48
like once a week, of course that's going to be like, there's
55:51
a million things to talk about, there's a million things to go
55:53
through. There's a million blah, blah,
55:55
blahs. Do you, are we even going to
55:57
have sex? Are we even going to be
55:59
intimate? Are we, are we even going to
56:00
share things that couples share that maybe not even sex, just
56:05
like intimate moments, just like
56:08
Like they probably don't have any of that.
56:11
It's like word vomit, you know, like you don't see somebody for
56:14
so long and you were trying to
56:16
And like, you're so excited to
56:20
But also, like, if you're in a
56:23
has happened, like, of course you're going to unload that
56:26
first. And so then he says, well, I'm
56:30
having anxiety too because I'm
56:33
to place every day. And he puts it back on himself.
56:37
And like how his anxiety is like, important as well.
56:40
And it's like, can't you just,
56:45
But he can't. And him and his little creepy
56:47
ass wireframe glasses, they keep
56:50
I'm just like, I want to punch
56:53
Oh my God. I know in the build up to not
56:56
only the experience of this in
57:00
would be going through during that, but then as the pattern
57:02
develops, like the build up to
57:05
anxiety beforehand because you
57:08
And then after he leaves, probably being anxious about
57:10
what the experience was and like
57:12
And putting the pieces together,
57:14
one or two days of just like peace a week.
57:17
And then the rest is worrying about Kody's coming, Kody being
57:20
there, worried about after he leaves.
57:22
Like Oh my God. Well, imagine all the
57:24
conversations that you have in
57:27
said this. I could have said this, oh, I'm
57:29
going to say this. I'm going to say that.
57:31
Yeah. And then you have a limited time
57:33
frame of doing it. It would be anxiety inducing for
57:37
anybody. I mean, I have so many
57:40
conversations with myself in the
57:45
should have, could have, would
57:47
whatever. And imagine doing that with your
57:49
own husband. And then you're trying to
57:51
respect your sister wives. So you don't want to interrupt
57:54
their days by reaching out and
57:59
calling and unloading because then you're interrupting their
58:02
time. So it almost reminds me of maybe
58:05
like a military relationship, even though you cannot fucking
58:09
compare this to like a service
58:12
spouse. But like, that's the vibe I'm
58:14
getting like this hot and heavy,
58:20
handling of things. And like, I feel like that's why
58:23
a lot of relationships go sour
58:27
only see each other a limited amount of time.
58:29
That would be so weird to have a
58:31
married to and raising children with that you couldn't
58:33
communicate with on a daily basis.
58:35
Yeah, like that would be. It wouldn't work.
58:38
These things aren't going to work.
58:39
That's why these things don't work.
58:41
Yeah. I mean, you see it time and time
58:44
again play out in different scenarios that are like adjacent
58:48
to this, you know, and we end this with Christine saying I
58:54
want to be a mom more than I want to sell real estate.
58:57
I'm sorry, it's going to suck me
59:01
Well, she does say spending her whole life selling real estate
59:04
and I OK, so what's Oh God, I just Christine, you are driving
59:08
me fucking nuts. Spend my whole life selling real
59:12
estate, bitch, you ain't sold one goddamn thing.
59:14
You haven't worked one day you
59:17
didn't even know that you'd have
59:19
Like, I don't even, I'm not, I'm
59:24
But like, yeah, you're not going
59:26
You shouldn't do it. You're not cut out for it.
59:29
OK. I don't even think that means
59:31
that you should be a mother only
59:35
persona and as your whatever you
59:38
But clearly, the real estate thing is not going to work.
59:41
Like, it's just not going to work for you.
59:43
And luckily, she finally came to
59:46
And we are going to hear something about, you know, later
59:49
on during Robyn's day that she
59:53
that I'm like, she should spend her time doing.
59:55
But I'll tell you when we get there.
59:57
Oh. I was going to say I I've I must
59:59
have blocked it from my memory.
1:00:00
Well, because they kind of are being bitchy about.
1:00:03
Work ethic. But then they they make a point
1:00:07
that I'm like, Oh yeah, so well.
1:00:09
This is it. It's not that she doesn't have
1:00:11
any skills and she's a complete bumbling blockhead.
1:00:13
No, but when it comes to real estate, yeah, it's probably not
1:00:17
going to work out for you. Honey, no.
1:00:18
And that's why I do think her and Janelle would make a good
1:00:20
team if they had tag teamed it
1:00:24
like joined as one person and like, you know, marketed
1:00:27
themselves as a team that actually probably would have
1:00:30
been fairly successful. Ironically, I feel like the
1:00:33
sister wife vibes could have worked better for that than the
1:00:37
jewelry. I.
1:00:39
Agree, we are two women. We know what women want in a
1:00:41
home. Like imagine the market they
1:00:43
could have. Like we know what it means to
1:00:45
have children, we know what it
1:00:46
fucking husband, blah blah blah.
1:00:48
We're here to make it work for you.
1:00:49
Yep, and that's why we work together as a team, because
1:00:52
we're going to give you the best that we can give you while also
1:00:56
taking care of our families, you know?
1:00:58
Where were we in 2015 or whenever this was fucking?
1:01:02
I obviously wasn't astral projecting at that time or they
1:01:05
would have done this. Mona should have been touching
1:01:12
I need some ideas touching well. We've made it through 2 of
1:01:21
Kody's Four Wives special days and it feels like a good place
1:01:27
this episode on Thursday, a special release just for you.