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Confronting the Countess (RHUGT Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge. Hi, guys.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome back to another episode of Two Teas in a
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  Speaker 2: Pod with myself, Tamara Judge, and Dolores. How are you?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, guys. You were missed on that episode last night.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? I have to tell you, Tamara, you
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  Speaker 1: should have been there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I absolutely should have been there. There was no
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  Speaker 2: reason for me not to be there. And I will
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  Speaker 2: tell you this, after watching all the different fights that
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  Speaker 2: went throughout the different cities and parties that they had,
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  Speaker 2: the one that was at Orange County was not that
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  Speaker 2: big of a deal.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I was just going to say.
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  Speaker 2: So it doesn't, it didn't, it didn't bring Vicki into it.
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  Speaker 2: It didn't bring any of the other casts that were
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  Speaker 2: filming into it. It was like, was not that big
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  Speaker 2: of a deal. And another thing that really annoys me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we're getting right into it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I just feel like, okay, you're going to make
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  Speaker 2: this out to be such a huge deal. And then
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  Speaker 2: to go as far as to say that we ruined
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  Speaker 2: it for Vicky, we went there and did exactly what
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  Speaker 2: we were told to do. We didn't, we weren't prompted
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  Speaker 2: to do anything other than show up to an eighties party.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: And then to drag this out throughout the season, Vicky
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  Speaker 2: wasn't honored. Vicky wasn't honored because of, like, Tamara and Shannon.
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  Speaker 1: That is such bullshit. Oh, because it was her town?
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  Speaker 2: It was her town. What do you mean she wasn't honored? Like,
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  Speaker 2: if me and Vicky never... If me and Shannon never
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  Speaker 2: had that conversation, nothing would change. There was no prompt
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  Speaker 2: to honor her or do anything.
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  Speaker 1: So because... So what's been said is Vicky was not
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  Speaker 1: honored because you guys had an argument. Your argument was....
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  Speaker 2: The only exciting thing that happened.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, hours into the party. Hours and hours.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, it was a five minute argument.
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  Speaker 1: My point, there was a, so, so because of your
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  Speaker 1: five minute argument, what, what was.
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  Speaker 2: Which Vicky was nowhere around. Vicky was nowhere around.
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  Speaker 1: There was something that was supposed to be done. That wasn't, no,
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  Speaker 1: nobody was doing it.
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  Speaker 2: In fact, when I heard this, I texted one of
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  Speaker 2: the producers and I said, did I prevent Vicky from
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  Speaker 2: being honored? He's like, no.
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  Speaker 1: No, there was no plan.
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  Speaker 2: There was no plan to honor her. Our plan was
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  Speaker 2: always to honor her at the season finale.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: We were celebrating 20 years. Andy was coming in, all
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  Speaker 2: this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So who said that then in the first place?
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  Speaker 2: Who said what?
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  Speaker 1: That because of whatever happened between you and Shannon, that Vicky,
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  Speaker 1: who exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Giselle was saying it. Portia was saying it. They
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  Speaker 2: had a talk. Well, we'll get to it. where Luann
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  Speaker 2: was saying like she wasn't properly honored. What did you
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  Speaker 2: think was going to happen?
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  Speaker 1: I think what they mean by that is that isn't
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  Speaker 1: that there was supposed to be flowers given or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I think what they meant by that was that she
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  Speaker 1: should have had more attention there maybe because none of
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  Speaker 1: the girls on the trip We're honoring her. Nobody from
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  Speaker 1: OC had flowers waiting for her. So nobody botched any
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  Speaker 1: plans because there weren't any.
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  Speaker 2: Well, there was no plans. Heather brought her a cake.
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  Speaker 2: I did a speech, which they take one little line
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  Speaker 2: out of context about how Slade was making fun of
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  Speaker 2: her and calling her names that caused her to be
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  Speaker 2: insecure and help plastic surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so they take one little thing out of that
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  Speaker 2: and they give Kyle a weird look, which probably never
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  Speaker 2: even happened. And I read the actual speech on here before,
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  Speaker 2: like honoring her. Like, what else did they want from me?
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  Speaker 2: Did they want blood? Or did they just need a storyline?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe that's it. Yeah. Yeah. but I still don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: How did they honor, um, um, let's say Kyle, when
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  Speaker 2: she had her party, how'd they honor her? Nobody honored her.
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  Speaker 2: She had a party just like in our town.
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  Speaker 1: Vicky had a party. We'll get to what Luann was
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  Speaker 1: complaining that people fought with her in her town. Was
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  Speaker 1: there supposed to be like some type of, uh, when,
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  Speaker 1: when you got to the town you were from or
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  Speaker 1: the city, I apologize, the city you were from that
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  Speaker 1: there was supposed to be some type of, um, laying
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  Speaker 1: of the palms like they did for Jesus?
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  Speaker 2: Not that I know of.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't see it anywhere. No.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Camille gave a speech, which was not very long.
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  Speaker 2: They probably cut that one too. But I did the
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  Speaker 2: same thing for Vicky. Very long, sweet speech, welcoming back,
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  Speaker 2: congratulating her, getting her orange back, all the things.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't do speeches. How did I, I love you.
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  Speaker 2: How did we not honor her? Like, it's just, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I hope a speech for me. That's a big honor.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I don't do it and I'm not doing it
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  Speaker 1: for anybody. I'd rather buy you a necklace or something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I, I wasn't aware that we were honoring Vicki.
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  Speaker 2: I was fully aware that we were honoring 20 years
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  Speaker 2: of housewives.
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  Speaker 1: Got it. Okay. Well, she did get her big honor
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  Speaker 1: at this finale. Yeah. At this party. She couldn't have
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  Speaker 1: gotten more than she got. Everybody. She sat in the throne.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody surrounded her. Yeah. Oh yeah. We'll get there. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So we'll just start off with on the sprinter
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  Speaker 2: to the Berkshires. Luann tells the ladies they are bullying her.
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  Speaker 1: So I, I loved Portia's response. She's a funny fuck.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, you speak a few languages. Why don't you
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  Speaker 1: try to pick a better word? Because bullying isn't, Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She said something like bullying is the buzzword. Don't use that.
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  Speaker 2: You have a great vocabulary and you speak French. Put
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  Speaker 2: them together.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She's always great with her words.
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  Speaker 1: She is. She really is. And she's witty. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: She's witty. People that are witty are funny. I like
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  Speaker 1: that kind of humor.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think they were bullying her. Do you? No,
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  Speaker 1: they were calling her out.
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  Speaker 2: We're not in middle school. Nobody's getting bullied.
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  Speaker 1: I think that they let it go for a long
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  Speaker 1: time and then it kind of exploded at the Halloween
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  Speaker 1: party because I was there. I was standing there when
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  Speaker 1: she went in front of everybody to take a picture
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  Speaker 1: and they started like, they even kind of grabbed her,
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  Speaker 1: you know? Yeah. And I mean, if this was another city,
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  Speaker 1: hashtag New Jersey. things could have got a lot bigger,
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  Speaker 1: but we never really acted like that. None of us. Right.
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  Speaker 1: But I don't think Luann does it because she wants
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  Speaker 1: to take the spotlight away from everybody. She's a, she's
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  Speaker 1: an entertainer.
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  Speaker 2: It's Luann.
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  Speaker 1: It's who she is. Just like, Vicky being silly and
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  Speaker 1: falling and acting goofy is Vicky.
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  Speaker 2: And working, yes.
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  Speaker 1: And working, that's Vicky. You can't expect these people to
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  Speaker 1: be somebody different and you can't teach an old dog
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  Speaker 1: new tricks. And let's face it, I'm calling myself an
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  Speaker 1: old dog too.
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  Speaker 2: That's what the beauty of an ensemble cast is. Everybody
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  Speaker 2: has these different personalities.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And everybody rubs the other person the wrong way at times.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how things happen. And that's what a friend
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  Speaker 1: group is. Right.
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  Speaker 2: So if we got everybody that was, you know, just like, Oh,
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  Speaker 2: prim and proper, it wouldn't work. That's why we need
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  Speaker 2: different personalities.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Right. Right. That's true. But, um, yeah, no, I mean, I,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't, bullying to me is a very strong word.
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  Speaker 1: Because it's, I mean, it's a very, very horrible thing.
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  Speaker 1: And growing up in the era that we did, Tamara,
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  Speaker 1: the baddest bullying it is now is really bad. It's
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  Speaker 1: always bad. It's always been horrific. Now, you know, kids
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  Speaker 1: have no escape. They go home. It's on social media. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I would say Instagram. Instagram is the biggest.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Instagram is the biggest bullying platform there is. People are fucking.
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  Speaker 1: You've been part of it. God.
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  Speaker 2: And I can, I, for 99.9% of it can handle it.
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  Speaker 2: But I always think about like these kids that are
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  Speaker 2: on there and the things that people say and do
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  Speaker 2: and are allowed to, and I did a million times
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  Speaker 2: and I'll say it again. They need to change or
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  Speaker 2: make laws for this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. It breaks my heart. So that's where we're going
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  Speaker 1: with the bullying. You do have a big vocabulary, Luann.
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  Speaker 1: You are also a countess. So I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Get your shit together, she's telling her. And then Giselle's like, listen, guys,
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  Speaker 2: you enabled her. Luann, you have been enabled.
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  Speaker 1: She's right. Giselle is right. Now, if no one ever
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  Speaker 1: told her this throughout the trip, instead, they were just
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  Speaker 1: kind of talking. Maybe throughout her life. Okay. If nobody
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  Speaker 1: ever confronted her about this. And these are also what
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  Speaker 1: friend groups are for to make you look in a mirror.
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  Speaker 1: Like real friends will say, don't do that again. Or
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  Speaker 1: this is what you look like. Calm your tits. But
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  Speaker 1: there's a way to say it. You don't just explode
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  Speaker 1: on that person when you have 48 hours left to
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  Speaker 1: be with them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think that every one of those girls on
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  Speaker 2: that trip at this moment in the back of this
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  Speaker 2: sprinter or whatever they're in, driving for hours on end,
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  Speaker 2: something's got to give. You know what I mean? Like
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  Speaker 2: if I had to listen to Luann for multiple hours,
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  Speaker 2: I'd probably lose my shit too.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how someone speaks that long. I just,
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  Speaker 1: I just don't. She's got the energy of a fucking
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  Speaker 1: 12 year old. I know it's unreal to me. And
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  Speaker 1: they bang like 12 year olds. They want to always
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  Speaker 1: have sex.
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  Speaker 2: She's always talking about it constantly. I won't want what
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  Speaker 2: she's having. I don't know what that is, but give
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  Speaker 2: me one of those.
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  Speaker 1: At what point? I mean, I know girls in their
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  Speaker 1: 30s and they're like, are you kidding me? I think
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  Speaker 1: it's just the way you're wired.
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  Speaker 2: Well, she seems to get it. Luann seems to get
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  Speaker 2: it finally and says she'll try to do better. So
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  Speaker 2: I was happy to hear that because I was expecting
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  Speaker 2: her to be like, oh, Dolly, no, I'm not. And,
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  Speaker 2: you know, calling everybody she knew and doing all the things.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, no. She actually... after the meltdown, I was
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  Speaker 1: there at the Halloween party. Oh my God. It was hysterical.
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  Speaker 1: She goes running off crying. Then she comes running back
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  Speaker 1: into the crowd. And then she goes running off again.
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  Speaker 1: And she had some boyfriend there sitting with her. It
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  Speaker 1: was hysterical. You know what though? The first time I
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  Speaker 1: have a little Luann story. I am not a housewife,
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  Speaker 1: maybe five minutes. And I have my first event to
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  Speaker 1: go to. It's at Lucky Bowl strikes and Brooke Shields
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  Speaker 1: is going to be there. And Carla Facciola from Mob
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  Speaker 1: Wives and Luann comes in and she was so rude
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  Speaker 1: to me. She was, I disliked her for years and
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  Speaker 1: she made me feel, and I have to tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I was so, there was, this was not a big deal.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't on camera. I was so nervous going. I
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  Speaker 1: remember on my way there, I called my mom. I'm like, mom,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so nervous. I went by myself back then. I
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  Speaker 1: had no entourage, no assistant, no, you know, And my
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  Speaker 1: mother's like, you'll do it. You'll be fine. You won't,
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  Speaker 1: you know. And so it was so nice that Carla
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  Speaker 1: Faciola came over to me, taught me how to take
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  Speaker 1: a selfie. Brooke Shields was lovely. She's always a lady.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's that, that walks in with some guy, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: was that guy, Tom, the one that everybody was with. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. So for a long time, I didn't like
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  Speaker 1: her and now I do. Now I do. I had
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  Speaker 1: to get to know her.
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  Speaker 2: You have to get to know her. And that's just
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  Speaker 2: who she is. So moving on, seven hours in this car. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I did the drive from the Berkshire to New York
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  Speaker 2: when I did Ultimate Girls Trip. And I recall a
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  Speaker 2: four or five hour. They must have been in some
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  Speaker 2: serious traffic. But of course, here's where the sponsored ad
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  Speaker 2: is inserted. The pit stop to Wendy's. The ladies arrive.
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  Speaker 2: And at Wendy's and it was like, OK, girls, we're
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  Speaker 2: at Wendy's and we know, you know, who let it?
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  Speaker 2: None other than Lisa Barlow, because she has a deal
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  Speaker 2: with Wendy's.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, all the power to you. But Wendy's, can I
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  Speaker 1: have a deal, too? Because I know I stop at
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  Speaker 1: Wendy's probably twice a week. I stopped at Wendy's yesterday
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  Speaker 1: on my way home from Woodbury Commons.
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  Speaker 2: I have not been there in years.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a fucking stomachache. And I was so mad
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  Speaker 1: that I ate it. And, but I'm there all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Wendy's is my go-to. It used to be McDonald's. I'm over,
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  Speaker 1: I made myself sick of it. So now I'm, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the Wendy's girl. So I'll take, I'll take the frigging.
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  Speaker 2: I don't eat Wendy's. I do eat In-N-Out and on
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  Speaker 2: the way. So the reunion was on the second, the
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  Speaker 2: next morning, early Eddie and I drove to Big Bear
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  Speaker 2: and we're here right now. And all I did was
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  Speaker 2: eat all day. I had, French fries and hamburger and mochi.
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  Speaker 2: You know I eat mochi every single day. The Trader
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  Speaker 2: Joe's mochi in vanilla is amazing. It's like a size
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  Speaker 2: of a quarter, but it's fluffy. Every single day I
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  Speaker 2: eat one.
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  Speaker 1: It's ice cream, right?
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  Speaker 2: It's ice cream. It's got like this rice kind of
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  Speaker 2: coating and then.
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  Speaker 1: It's vanilla ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: And they're like 70 calories or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't do that. Every day. But I
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  Speaker 1: will tell you, I went to that place called Air One.
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  Speaker 1: And he told me about it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The expensive grocery store. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: My body wanted to evacuate whatever I ate because it
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  Speaker 1: was so healthy. So I was on my way to
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  Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars. You have to be there like
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  Speaker 1: hours earlier. I had been traveling. I had You know,
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  Speaker 1: just know I didn't eat. And I said to the guy,
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  Speaker 1: I'll buy you lunch. Just stop somewhere. Is there a
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  Speaker 1: fast food place around here? And he's like, no, but
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  Speaker 1: there's something called Air One. I go, oh my God,
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  Speaker 1: I know all about that place. Okay, bring me there.
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  Speaker 1: I got some green juice. I drank it. I spit
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  Speaker 1: it out the window. I don't like it was a
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  Speaker 1: whole scene. It was a whole scene. I left him my,
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  Speaker 1: I said to the guy, I go, uh, Hey, you
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  Speaker 1: can have the sandwich. I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: You can have this. Well, they have like the Haley Bieber.
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  Speaker 2: They used to a smoothie there.
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  Speaker 1: You guys bought it for me. Yes.
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  Speaker 2: We bought it when we did the, um, LA, uh, uh,
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  Speaker 2: twat con.
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  Speaker 1: They still have $ 25. What's in it? We'll get back
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  Speaker 1: to the show, but what's in the Haley Bieber?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. We don't have Erewhon in Orange County.
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  Speaker 2: They are building one, I think, in Newport. I will
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  Speaker 2: never go. I don't go to Newport to go grocery shopping,
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  Speaker 2: but anyways. So anyways, we'll get back to the.
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  Speaker 1: Strawberries and cream smoothie. I'm not paying $ 25 for that.
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  Speaker 2: No, no. So after their pit stop to Wendy's, the
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  Speaker 2: ladies arrive at the Red Lion Inn and they are
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  Speaker 2: greeted by fans. It's like one o'clock in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: I guess they had really bad weather. That's why it
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  Speaker 2: took them so long.
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  Speaker 1: It was... Freezing.
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  Speaker 2: Now, we went to the Red Lion Inn during Girls
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  Speaker 2: Trip Season 2. Dorinda worked there when she was in
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  Speaker 2: high school or something. And it's supposedly haunted. And we
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  Speaker 2: did like a whole dinner scene there. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if you remember it. But it was kind of weird
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  Speaker 2: to see this random fan help Vicky with her luggage
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  Speaker 2: and take it into her room and just like hang out.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, she's like, do you work here? He's like, no.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, go.
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Get out. I know. I know.
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  Speaker 1: But at this point, Vicky would light a serial killer
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  Speaker 1: in rather than to, you know, carry her own luggage in.
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  Speaker 2: Then Kyle does a prank on Portia with the producer
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  Speaker 2: under the bed, grabs her legs and ha ha.
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  Speaker 1: That's ha ha funny.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha.
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  Speaker 1: We have to say ha ha funny.
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  Speaker 2: Ha ha funny.
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  Speaker 1: Ha ha. Yeah. So, I mean, listen, if somebody. I
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  Speaker 1: grew up in a place where we knew from a very,
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  Speaker 1: very young age, do not do that. You will get shot.
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  Speaker 1: Do not just hide in a closet and jump out.
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  Speaker 1: Do not.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: I never thought about that, but you're right. She could
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: have kicked whatever that was so hard to break her hand.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: No, I mean, there's, I even remember watching a show
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: where this girl wanted to scare her parents. She was
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: hiding in the closet. She jumped out. The father shot her.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Do not teach your kids to hide on you ever. No,
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: never funny. There was another girl. They, they scared her
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: so bad. She ran out into the street and got
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: hit by a car.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: These are things I'm not big on practical jokes. I'm
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: not a big practical joker.
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not either.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: It's not a big Italian thing. They don't think it's funny.
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Irish people all day long. Their life is practical joking.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: My son, my son, Ryan's like that. He would do
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: stuff like that with the kids, younger kids all the time.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: Try to scare them, try to do things, drive them nuts.
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: By the way, Gilded Age Party, this is the party
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: at Bluestone Manor. Gilded, like they asked the girls like,
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: what's Gilded Age? Nobody really knew.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: 1800s, 1900s.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Did you know?
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I did. And I dressed appropriately. I had gloves. I
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: had a beautiful gown. Beautiful. And I had a, like a,
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: like a very expensive headband. I think you did.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: I think like Heather Dubrow did with her dress with gloves.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: But was Gilded Age like big hoop dresses too? They
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: had like the big, because that's what I had gotten.
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: No.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: Oh God, then I'm so glad I didn't go.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Because I had. It wasn't a big hoop dress.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Kind of a bustier dress.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Gilded Age was the roaring 20s. Fringes.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, so tight.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Tight. Yeah. Like fringe, tight, lace, things like that. Think
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: of the Great Gatsby.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: All right. All right. So these, the great Gatsby themed
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: parties have been now banned because they were so overplayed.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: And, um, we did one when I did, um, uh,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: ultimate girls trip at tremendous.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: We had. Right.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: Or in twenties party there.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Eaten alive by mosquitoes in the backyard.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: I would die. Cause I get eaten alive by mosquitoes
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: so bad. My it's my blood type or some shit,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: but yeah, Um, so that's why when I showed up
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: thinking like I was, I got the memo, no one
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: else was dressed like that. Like Aaron Leach, he had
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: on a tank top and a skirt.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we saw that Melissa was wearing that gold.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Kyle's old dress from Kyle's old.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: Dress, which I didn't, was that gilded age? No, no,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: I didn't think so.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: No, Liz McGraw was dressed gilded age. Um, Yeah, so.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: She's kind of dressed like that all the time, though,
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: isn't she? She's always kind of got a different look, costume,
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: kind of.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Very creative, yes. Yeah. Creative. She's like an artist to me,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like Liz is. Yeah. Well, we found out.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: You guys might have known this, but I didn't know.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I didn't remember this. Anyways, Carol is the one who
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: named Jorinda's home Bluestone Manor.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: I did not know that.
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that. I mean, obviously, it did a flashback,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: so it was aired in the early seasons.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: So where did she come up with the name? Did
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: I miss that?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: She said something like the stone was kind of blue
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: on the outside. And I guess they were all going
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: to name the house. And she said to, was it.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Ramona?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: She's like, blue stone, like the stone on the outside, Manor.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: And she's like, don't steal that. Remember, she's like, don't steal.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: She's like, I'm totally stealing that.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: So Carol's grown on me.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I like Carol.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I like her.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I met her and talked to her. And I think
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: after you meet somebody and talk to them and you
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: really like them, then it's a whole different.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Well, I didn't, I didn't like her as much as
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: I do after I spoke to her. I just like
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: how she handles things. I like how she carries herself.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I like how she handled the whole thing with Jessel.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: No, we're going to talk about Jessel. No, Joellen introduced herself.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Joellen introduces herself to Teresa and Teresa goes, who?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Joe L. Joelle. What?
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Huh? I'm like, why is it so hard for her
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: to understand shit? I don't I don't get it. And
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: she's like, Joe Allen. And she's like, oh, oh, Joe Allen, Joe.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, my God.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: She knew who she was on. She knew who she
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: was last night when they showed her picture. Well, and
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: she watched she watched Rhode Island, Teresa, because she would
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: call me. Rhode Island wasn't Rhode Island wasn't out when
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: they filmed this. Right.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: All right, so then she wouldn't have known her.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what they said.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. So she wouldn't
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: have known her. Yeah, she threw a curveball. She had
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: two first names. That's not what Teresa's used to hearing.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: And then Vicky's like, I don't know who you are.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: And then Ruella's like, I'm new. Nice to meet you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: And she's like, I have nothing.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: And then that's what she did. I will say, I
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: just thought- You did it exactly right. You could have
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: been her sitting there. I know. I'm so used to it.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You must have been around her so long that you
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: can imitate her. I can. Exactly. That was an unbelievable imitation.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: I have a Giselle story.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: You're a big Giselle lover. Yeah.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm surprised she loves me after this. Way back in...
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm talking a long time ago. We did
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: a photo shoot.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Me, Giselle.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It was Giselle's first season in Nini.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: And... They introduced.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't know who the hell Giselle was. They introduced me...
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: How long has Giselle been a housewife? 10 years or something.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Since 2000... Yeah, 10, 11 years. So that's how long
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: ago it was.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: One year before me. Okay.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: And so then she's like... I go, wait, where are
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: you from? She goes, Potomac. And I'm like, where the
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: hell is Potomac?
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: That is so funny.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: If somebody were to say that to her now, oh
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: my God, she would light them on fire.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, so....
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: She had been on a couple of years or something
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: I thought Andy's baby shower was the first season of Potomac.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: They were very reserved at that baby shower. I'll never
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: forget it. Yeah.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: That baby shower is a blur to me though.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: It's not. I have all the videos.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Now, Dorinda and Luann coming in with the same dress,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: that was planned, right? That had to have been planned.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. Oh, well, no, it wasn't. They
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have planned that. No.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like it was planned. Did they say, like,
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: did I miss it? Were there, like....
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think it was planned. I honestly don't. I
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: think they, once they realized they didn't change, I'm sure...
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Dorinda has a wardrobe bar none. So... she's got amazing
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: impeccable taste, old money. She has very expensive clothes and, um,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she could have pulled something out of her
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: ass to wear if she didn't want to wear the
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: same thing. Would I, would it's Giovanni, right? It was Giovanni. Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Maybe it was planned. I don't, I don't know, but,
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: but if they didn't want to wear the same thing,
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I think it was, she was in her own home.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: She could have changed.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: I know she's had so many outfits. Um, Now, Jessel
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: comes up to Melissa, is talking to her, and then
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: she throws this in. Your nose looks great. And asked
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: her who did it. I thought that was like the
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: rudest freaking thing you can do to somebody on camera.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: How do you know she wants to talk about it?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Not everybody's very open with the things they've had done.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no. But you don't know Melissa that well. Because
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: if you did, you would have been able to call
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: her or text her or DM her. And this is
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: what I mean about Jessel. Yes. She comes off rude.
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: She does, but I can understand. I mean, Jessel, Jessel
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: was probably asking because she needs a nose job.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, Jessel is, comes off as a super fan.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: No, I think she was asking because I think that
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: she could, she's asking for herself. She wants to know.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I think that, you know, probably you can't say I said,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's nice if I say she needs
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: a nose job. Some people say we, or body shaming people, but.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: It's just a rude thing to say on camera. You
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: want to do it off camera, whatever. But maybe she
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: did it because she is a super fan and she
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: knew that they would do the flashback of Jacqueline accusing
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Melissa of having a nose job.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Or maybe I should just, somebody should go up to
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: Jessalyn and say, hey, I have an, if you want
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: to get a nose job, I have a good doctor
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: for you. How is it any different?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: It's not any different. It's just rude.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I just wonder if she could take it. She could
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: dish it out. I don't know.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Did you, did you watch, uh, I
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: love Aaron. Did you watch, uh, watch what happens live
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: last night with Teresa? And you watched the whole thing.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I didn't Lisa, the whole thing. Lisa was asked who
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: was jealous on her cast of her getting the ultimate everyone.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: And I believe that.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: She said that, yeah, she was jealous. I bet everybody
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: was jealous.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know Heather Gay had to have been
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: so jealous. It just showed.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing. Heather Gay gets a lot of stuff.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Lisa is the most popular. She is.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: She gets beat down all the time.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: She is the most popular for a lot of reasons.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Lisa's very entertaining.
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she is. People love her. And then when Teresa goes, well,
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: I know Heather Gay was jealous and Lisa Barlow was jealous.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: And he goes, Lisa's right here.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Me and Paul looked at each other and we're like,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: she doesn't get embarrassed. Like ever at all. She was
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: not like, I thought she was going to get red
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: or something. And she was just like, Oh no, no, no.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: I meant. Yeah. Because that's just part of like, again,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: how we talk about this is what people, part of
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: people are. And that's just part of who Teresa is. Yeah. Yeah.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: But then a bunch of girls are sitting down and
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Portia asks much Rhode Island girls if they felt supported
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: by each other. And Ruella says, no. Liz claps back
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: saying she didn't allow them to support her. While Ruella
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: talks about what happened to her this season, Luann asked Joellen,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: who died? She always has the right thing to say,
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: you know, and Joellen tells her that it was her
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: husband cheated. And Luann says, even worse.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not. actually, but it's the same. You know what?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: If you cheat on me, you're dead to me anyway.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: So what's the difference. But like my dad said, when
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: I was so, I mean, dead, I was dying. And
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: my father said, go to church, light a candle. Your
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: husband died. And I did. And I did exactly that.
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: And I've told many people since for their closure, um,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Go light a candle for them. They're dead. So you
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: can move on from the person that you knew because
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: that's not the same person anymore to you. It's the truth.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: So Luanne's hysterical, has no clue what's going on around
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: her and unaware. But I could speak on, and I'd
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: like to speak for a second on the Rula's saying
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: that she didn't feel supported. Rula- I think you could
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: have said you felt supported by me since I was
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: with you from the jump. That's number one.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I think there's a lot of girls that supported her.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: They all rallied to her side to tell her, to
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: actually tell her what was going on, which anybody... in
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: my life or anybody I didn't know came and gave
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: me the heads up of what was going on behind
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: my back, I could promise you, you have a friend
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: for life. Even if you did it to stick it
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: to me, even if you told me something to hurt me,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I will still appreciate you telling me. Get my point?
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: So I understand why Liz said Rula. Rula, now you
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: didn't let us because do we all forget? But he
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: is mine.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Well, the thing is, is like he was cheating and
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: hopefully he's not anymore. They brought out accurate information and
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: then Rula denies it. All of it. And that, I mean,
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know how I would act. Like it was
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: a true story and she was trying to fight it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: And when other girls see that and they know it's
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: a true story, it's going to make them dig into
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: it deeper. She could have shut it down.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I don't blame her for being upset and being hurt
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: or whatever, but. You know, the girls, I feel like,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: did feel bad for her. They did want her. I'm
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: not saying Joe Allen should be, but there were people
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: that did, you know, try to be there for her
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to some extent. So, but if that's how she feels,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: then she's that, then she's, she's, um, allowed to feel
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: that way too. Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Well, Rula tries to get into it with Joellen over
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: the mistress photo. And Dorinda stops it. She shuts it down.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: She's like, nah, not on my time. Not in my home.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: It's not going to happen. You're not going to turn
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: this into episode six of Rhode Island.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And you know what? Rula handles things right. Rula immediately said, sorry,
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: I apologize. And stopped. And I'll tell you, Joellen sat
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: there and didn't say a word. Um, she was just
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: trying to get through it because the girls were carrying on. And, uh,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Kelsey was very quiet during that sitting too. I was
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: sitting next to Portia, but I think, listen, they are
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: amazing housewives and I love them. Yeah.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Um, then we go on to Luann pulls Portia and
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Giselle into the fish room to speak on Vicky having
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: her moment.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Um, Whatever.
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. This is just annoying me
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: so bad.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: Paul, the housewife, goes, oh, Tamara's going to love this.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Like there was no moment to be had in the
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: 80s Bunko party. Why does Paul know what to say?
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: No different than when anybody else had the event at
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: their town. And to make it out like we ruined it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: I love when you get mad.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Well, it's just so stupid. I mean, Vicky got on
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: stage and had her moment and we all clapped and say, yay, yay, yay.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: She chose to.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Do a shrine with Gretchen Slade and all that shit,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: which I wouldn't have given them any energy whatsoever. I
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: did a lovely speech, like I said, and we did
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: not honor her well enough. But when asked, I was told, no,
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: the plan was always to honor her at the season finale.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: So what is it?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I still am unclear on where, who said that you
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: ruined the party.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Well, Giselle did, which is, I just laugh at it
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: because I love her death, but she's the one that
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: gave me some information.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: You're a big Giselle fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: It was just dumb. I mean, considering like, if there
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: was no other argument fights across the board, I'd be like, okay,
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: I get it. Every city, every franchise was fighting with
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: each other. So Andy shows up to give a speech
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: and then he pulls Teresa and Melissa aside. Andy, but
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: in his sweet speech, he said there are 175 million
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: women in America, but fewer than 200 have ever been
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: real housewives. And I thought, wow, that's quite a statistic.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: And I never really thought about it. So it made
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: me do some Googling. I am the seventh housewife to
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: join the franchise. Dolores, you are the 95th housewife. Teddy
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: is the 104th housewife. And there's been 188 housewives to
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: be exact. Wow. So we have Melissa and Teresa together
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: and Andy pulls on the side and Andy and Melissa
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: both apologized. Teresa putting her in the position that bringing
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Melissa on the show behind her back. I don't, I'm sorry.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think an apology needs to be done, but
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: if it made her feel better than okay.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: She seemed, I listen, we all want this to be
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: put to bed.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Like, Okay. Is this going to end it? Is this
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: going to end it? Okay, good.
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: Good.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I'm happy. Let's move on. I don't even want to
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: spend time on this. Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: It was just like, okay, whatever. Kelsey and Rosie.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: Notice how Andy did it. How?
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: In what way?
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: He's unbelievable. He's a brilliant man. He like, he tells Teresa,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Like you do when you want a little
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: kid to do something, you do it so they follow you. Yeah.
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I see what you're saying.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You know what? I don't know how to articulate it.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I don't speak several languages like Luann, so I don't
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: have the best vocabulary sometimes. But you do understand what
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: I'm saying, how he presented how this was like, listen,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry you feel this way because of this. So
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: then Melissa said, I'm sorry, whatever. And then and then
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Teresa was like, OK, that's what I've been waiting.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: Well, that's all she needed.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: That's all she needed.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: And I just hope that they... That conversation.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Was very long. They didn't show a lot of it.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: That was like a 30-minute conversation.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Well, the Rhode Island girls start fighting again.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: It's just like, fuck, I'm just over it at this point.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Paul's like, where were you?
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, far away from that shit.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Don't ask. I was by the, you know... I was
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: by the Rhode Island girls fighting at one point. But yeah.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Do you think that the Rhode Island girls came in
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: there thinking that was expected of them? Or is this
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: like true?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: No, no, no. That's who they are.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: That's who they are. Okay.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: What you see is what you get with them, Tamara.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then Andy is like, you know, trying to
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: be the peacekeeper and the moderator and all this stuff.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: And Andy pulls Lisa and Heather aside to try to
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: resolve things between them. And it doesn't go well. And
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: Heather looks bad. She looks really bad. Now we know
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: why the first few episodes... of Salt Lake City, she
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: apologized to Lisa because she's like, fuck, I look bad.
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Same with me. I was told by Heather Dubrow and
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: a few other people, oh, you look so bad at
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: the this and that. And I'm like, what?
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: News to me.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: So I thought like, oh, shit. That's when I started
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: calling people and going, wow, I had no idea. Then
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: when I watch it back, I'm like, not so bad.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Not so bad.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: But I did apologize for it as well.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Fine. You know, apology doesn't kill you if that's what
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: you need to move on.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I mean, if this is what we needed to seal
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: the deal on this whole Melissa Teresa thing, I wish
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: they did it a long time ago. I know.
• 36:12
  Speaker 2: I know. So we got Heather and we have Lisa
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: and Andy trying to make amends. Lisa tells Heather.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: You are my enemy. I know. No.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Lisa tells Heather no one friendly would do that, what
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: she did in Atlanta.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: And Teresa steps in to defend Lisa, leaving Heather kind
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: of flabbergasted.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: At some point, Mary and Angie are standing within feet
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: of them. And Heather calls over to Angie and Mary
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: and goes, you guys want to come over here and
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: give me some help? I'm getting like ganged up on here.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: Heather was saying this.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. So then Angie and Mary go over there. Oh, okay. Okay.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Well, it didn't really work out for her.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to think.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: You tell me what you saw. Maybe we didn't see it.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: Anything behind the.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Scenes that we didn't see? So then they went there
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: and then they kind of started to rally with Heather.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: That's kind of what I saw, but I didn't see
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: that happen last night on camera.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: I didn't see that. Because, you know, shortly after that,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I watched Mobland and I'm obsessed with Mobland.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I gotta say that.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I kind of like erased the shit I didn't care
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: about on.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So Heather says Lisa was disgusting to her in Atlanta,
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: but the footage shows otherwise. So Heather is the queen
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: of gaslighting. We know that. She says she loves Lisa,
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: but then calls her a fucking fraud.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: She does not love Lisa. And I don't hate Heather,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: by the way.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: No, I don't hate any of these people. I'm just like... I.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Happen to like Heather. When I... Heather... I might've said,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know, some things on here that she didn't
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: agree with. She was very nice about it. Her and
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I spoke on it and I enjoy, like, I'm sorry.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: I like talking to her. I like her, love her children.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to make that very clear. Sometimes I
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: say things from what I'm seeing. You and I talk
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: about a scene and how we feel about the scene.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: It doesn't mean we hate that housewife.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: No, I knew what I think. And I've been guilty
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: of doing this as well. she's a little too activated
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: on the show. I think that she needs to calm
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: down and be a little bit more true to who
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: she truly is. If that makes sense. And I get like,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: she's probably just the girl that does the most. She's
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: the girl that's successful. She's the girl that busts ass,
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: all these things. And so I think doing housewife, she
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: tries to do the most all the time.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Because that's her personality.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: That's my personality too. Like I give 100% of whatever
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: job business I have ever done. And I think if
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: she just takes a step back a little bit, she
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: would come off a little bit better.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: So I'm in life like that, right? I never have
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: to fight for that spot. And I always use the
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: analogy of you ever go to a bodybuilding show and
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: I know that you have. Yeah. And when the guys
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: are posing and they're all fighting for the front. Yes.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: And there's that one guy in the back who's not
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: doing that. And you're just happen to be watching him. So.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I've always like, I do things in pictures, right? Because
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I don't articulate very well. So that's my analogy of
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: how I do housewife. I don't need to be fight
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: for that front. You'll see me when it counts. You'll
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: see me. But you're not going to see me trying
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to scramble for that spot.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: It's not always fighting for the front, but it's like
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: knowing nothing's going on. So I'm going to take the
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: initiative to throw this out, knowing that it's going to
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: cause you know, a little bit of chaos within the scene.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: That's different than what we're talking about, Tamara. What I'm
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: talking about is overreacting. Yes. Throwing out, practicing your one
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: liners before you get to the scene. Oh yeah.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: That's overplaying.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. I'm not talking about, yeah. Hey,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: this is a little flat right now. Let me pull
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: a Tamara judge and murder someone, you know? Yeah. Yeah.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Well, then we get the Atlanta girls, Cynthia Charest and Phaedra.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: They finally show up. Did they really lose their luggage?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: They lost their luggage.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: How were they dressed?
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: They were dressed with what they traveled with.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God. They had some flight, but there was
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: a storm. It was cold. Getting there was ice roads.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you a question. Is there an airport
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: closer than New York? that they can fly into. So
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: they too had to fly into New York, lost their luggage.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: You know, it takes hours to find out, is your
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: luggage lost?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: And you feel gross.
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: You feel gross. You got to file something with the airline.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: You got to wait in line for that because if
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: you're years is lost, probably a lot.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: You just want to change your musty pants and get
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: into something.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, Phaedra's always dressed to the nines. So
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: she had her fur on and all that. So I
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: would have never known.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: She wasn't dressed for the parade. I'll never not have
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: a carry-on. I will never.
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: That ever happens. Plus, by the way, you could put
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: your bag on your carry on. And when you're walking
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: through the airport, you don't have to carry this big bag. Right.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: So why not? The carry on is free. Yeah. You
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: pay for your big bag. And then sometimes you don't
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: even have to.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing. They were going to one event.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: They could have, I mean, you don't have to get
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: some big giant dress. They could have very easily folded
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: their dress up in a carry-on.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Pamela, not everybody has little clothes like you. Okay. My
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: dresses need their own suitcase.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I take a carry-on all the time. I took a
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: carry-on to Italy.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Your clothes are this big. This big. This big. Okay.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Not me. Not the girls from Atlanta. Their clothes are
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: not fitting in a carry-on. Yeah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: Okay. Well, let's just go straight to the end. They
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: all go outside. They're freezing. Chanel Ion's like, uh-uh. No,
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: I'm too pretty to go out there and be cold.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: She made me laugh. And then there's fireworks.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: You're a funny bitch.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: And then they have, like, this snowball fight. And you
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: see Teresa.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Did they cut out the fight? One second.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: What fight? Teresa with the just smacking the I'm like,
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: this girl blows my mind. I couldn't imagine living in
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: her brain for like 24 hours. I could not.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: So listen, I always said ignorance is bliss. If it
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: doesn't come, Teresa has always done very well by not
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: letting things bothering her. That's good.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: That's like I said, I'd love to live in that
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: brain for 24 hours.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: So they cut out the fight between Aaron and Dorinda.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: I heard about that. Can you tell us what happened?
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: I'm happy to.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, let's hear it.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Erin was having, she was feeling no pain. She was
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: a little bit slurring her words. And Dorinda, who's an
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: amazing speaker, I love her so much. I'm probably one
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: of her biggest fans, Dorinda Medley.
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: Me too.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: And Dorinda was speaking and saying and giving her speech
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: leading up to that there was a big surprise for
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: us outside. We all had boots there to put on.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: And go outside and watch the fireworks.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: And while Dorinda was talking, Aaron blurts out, let's fucking go. Oh, yes.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, Dorinda, tell me about this. And then I was like,
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, no.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Here we go. And she's like, excuse me. And she's like,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I said, let's fucking get outside and go.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Like she wanted to go home? Is that what it was?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Like she was over it?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: No, no, no.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: She just wanted her to stop. Oh, she wanted her
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: to stop her speech. And her speech wasn't ongoing.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: It was, I wanted to hear it. I wanted to
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: hear it, you know? And so then she set Dorinda off. Wait,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: did they cut her speech out?
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Because I remember Luann makes the speech, you know, with
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Vicky saying she didn't get the respect and the flowers
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: and whatever. Was there another speech that we didn't see?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Yes. Okay. Yes. And then there was this great, amazing
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: fight between Erin. And she said to Erin, you know,
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: shut the fuck up or you're like, I don't know,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: whatever it was. It got good. Yeah. And then I'm like, Erin,
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: you're begging for it. Just like be. quiet or right.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. She's dead for life now.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: And then it, Oh, definitely. And then it didn't stop
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: because Aaron kept.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Going, but well, Aaron was on a hot one because
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: I know at the table, she, um, Luann passed over this,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: she said torch and she said, I'm passing this torch
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: to you.
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Like, good luck.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: You have big shoes to fill. And she's like, are
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: you serious? Like, do you really mean that? Like she
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: was kind of, she was looking for a fight.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: Oh, she meant, are you serious? Like she doesn't have
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: big shoes to fill. I thought she meant, are you
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: really serious that you're giving me this honor?
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, I didn't take it like that just because of
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: her tone. I might be wrong though.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: Well, I'd like to know what everyone else thought of
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: that because she has the biggest shoes to fill. Oh,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, like you can't be old New York. I'm sorry.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Or the older girls like you can't because.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: She, It's just a different show. But now we have
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: them on The Golden Life or whatever it's called, which
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: comes out soon.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: I heard it was really good. We'll see how it does.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: But I will tell you. Yeah, I had this conversation
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: with Andy at the reunion. We were talking about New
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: York and I just said, you guys nailed it. You
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: nailed it. Like, it is so good. And he's like, yeah,
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: we're loving it. And I go, and the fact that
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: you have Martha fucking Stewart almost as a friend of.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: And he says she continues throughout the season to pop
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: in and out.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: Well. That's it.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: So I'm going to go back to the grind and
• 45:46
  Speaker 2: get in the house ready. And yeah, thanks guys for
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: tuning in. That was it for Ultimate Girls Trip Season
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: 20 celebration. Now we just have Orange County left celebrating
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Season 20. This week actually is the second part of
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: my party. It gets pretty juicy. So I hope you
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: guys are tuning in to watch that. And then Japan.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: So we're coming towards the end of Orange County as well.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: But we have a lot of other shows coming out.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: I'm hearing rumors that Jersey might be out before the
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: end of the year. You cannot confirm or deny that.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Well, you know more than me.
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm hearing. I don't know if it's true.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: Quite a few shows coming out. So tune in, guys.
• 46:37
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• 46:46
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• 46:47
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• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Bye. Bye.