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Hour 1 - The Yin to the Yang · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our number one of the
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  Speaker 1: through this hump day. On the twenty third day of
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  Speaker 1: July and today on the podcast, we begin with the
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  Speaker 1: drama in Dallas. Do you feel bad for Micah Parsons
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  Speaker 1: being discouraged with the Cowboys contract talks? Also, Pete Carroll
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  Speaker 1: says the Raiders are going to win a bunch. What
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  Speaker 1: are your impressions on this one? What does that even mean?
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  Speaker 1: And Bucks wide receiver Chris Godwin reportedly had to have
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  Speaker 1: a second ankle surgery during the offseason as he was
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  Speaker 1: rehabbing from the first operation. Can you unscramble what that
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  Speaker 1: one means? We'll turn to medical man Mallor right now
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  Speaker 1: in our number one, The Yenn to the Yang. Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: this hour is the end to the ag Now. In
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  Speaker 1: a previous episode of this show, we were ranting about
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  Speaker 1: the stylings of Jerry Jones, good Old Jared Jerry's World.
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  Speaker 1: So that is where we're going to pick up here
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  Speaker 1: the end of the Yang. I mentioned that, and so
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  Speaker 1: we had Jerry Jones give the State of the Cowboy
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  Speaker 1: address at the beginning of training camp in the Nard
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  Speaker 1: Aux nerd Well Now Cowboy all pro edge rusher extraordinaire,
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  Speaker 1: or at least ask him. He'll tell you that. Michael
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  Speaker 1: Parsons pushing back, Push it back now, Push you back
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  Speaker 1: pushing back against Jerry Joe's Now Michael publicly acknowledged that
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  Speaker 1: he is the D word discourage, Oh my god, uh
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  Speaker 1: discourage that a long term deal has not been reached
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  Speaker 1: with the organization. So I don't know if you saw this.
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  Speaker 1: I heard about. We have some audio we're gonna play
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  Speaker 1: for you. We've got the receipts. So rather than me
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  Speaker 1: give you the transket ripped of what MICHAEH. Parsons said,
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  Speaker 1: here's MIKEAH Parsons in his own words at Cowboy Camp
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  Speaker 1: discussing why he's not all that please honestly.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, when you go around the league and you see
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  Speaker 2: these other teams taking care of their best guys, I
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  Speaker 2: see TJ got taken care of you know, Max got
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  Speaker 2: taken care of, Miles got taken care of him. He
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  Speaker 2: got two years left on his jill, So it's hard
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  Speaker 2: to Yeah, you see a lot of people around league
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  Speaker 2: and taking care of you during So I wish you
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  Speaker 2: had something like that, you know, that same type of energy,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so let us discuss you mentioned Miles Garrett, TJ. Watt,
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  Speaker 1: Max Crosby in his rant. So as we discussed do
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  Speaker 1: you feel bad do you feel bad for Michah Parsons
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  Speaker 1: being discouraged by his cowboy contract talks? So on this one,
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  Speaker 1: I've got Kardashian's alphabet soup and Russian roulette, and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make one of those elbow long state fair style corn
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  Speaker 1: dogs that you can get in the summer. You know,
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  Speaker 1: everything's deep fried at those state fairs, and man are
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  Speaker 1: they good. So hey, my favorite part is, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you could pick up on it, A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people have other things going on. We're pretty
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  Speaker 1: much background noise. You're working, you're driving, you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: sleep whatever. If we can play that again, though, if
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  Speaker 1: you listen in the background, you can hear one of
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  Speaker 1: Micah parsons teammates there who was like his hype man,
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  Speaker 1: who was throwing out names. If you can listen, turn
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  Speaker 1: up the audio because I heard this. You can hear
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  Speaker 1: the teammate who was shouting out like the next line
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  Speaker 1: for Micah Parsons, kind of like a good hype man.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen again, listen.
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  Speaker 2: To this well, honestly, yeah, when you go around the
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  Speaker 2: league and you see these other teams taking care of
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  Speaker 2: their best guys. I see TJ got taken care of,
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  Speaker 2: you know, Max got taken care of, Miles got taken
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  Speaker 2: care of, and he got two years left or so.
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  Speaker 2: It's hard to hear you see I pay you around
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  Speaker 2: league taking care of you during you.
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  Speaker 1: Know. All right, all right, you can hear it in
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  Speaker 1: the background if you've turned the audio all the way up.
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  Speaker 1: And yeah, your ear drums are blown when I started talking.
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  Speaker 1: So this whole thing makes me want to puke in
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  Speaker 1: my mouth, is what it makes me. Michael Parsons is discouraged.
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  Speaker 1: Give me a break, all right, give me a break
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  Speaker 1: on this one. He's gonna get paid eventually. This is
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  Speaker 1: all part of the process. It's all part of the show. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And he's that the freaky freak of defense, right, all
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  Speaker 1: pro all this face of the defense of America's team
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  Speaker 1: and all these fine things here, and he's out there
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  Speaker 1: playing sad boy with the media, right because Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 1: has not handed him a cartoon sized blank check and
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  Speaker 1: say just sign on the dot line. It's like a
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  Speaker 1: pity party a training camp. We're gonna start training camp,
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna have a pity party. Just whine to
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  Speaker 1: the media. I'll get my teammate over alongside here. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna whine and complain. And then of course you got
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  Speaker 1: a sub tweet. He's already done that. He's already done that,
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  Speaker 1: post some kind of cryptic social media message. And you
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  Speaker 1: do that. It's right out of the middle school playbook.
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  Speaker 1: Right out of the middle school playbook. So you do that,
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  Speaker 1: and I want the same energy as TJ. Watt, God
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  Speaker 1: and Max Crosby money and all that stuff. Boo freaking
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  Speaker 1: who right are you kidding me here? Seriously? I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this just sounds terrible. It's classic cowboys dysfunction, is what
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  Speaker 1: it is, Classic cowboys dysfunction. They are the Kardashians of
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  Speaker 1: the NFL, and they've been the Kardashians before the Kardashians,
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  Speaker 1: and they'll be the Kardashians when the Kardashians are gone.
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  Speaker 1: It's the soap opera in cleats, not spandex in cleats.
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  Speaker 1: And they've got the glitz, the glamour of the big headlines.
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  Speaker 1: And God bless them because they provide content, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of great content right here, and man, is that good?
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  Speaker 1: That is really really important here. But the drama it
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  Speaker 1: goes on and on and on and on. You've got
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  Speaker 1: the star of the drama, the soap opera, the senile
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  Speaker 1: old oil tycoon, old oil family money. And Jerry Jones,
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  Speaker 1: good old Jerry out there. He's doing his news conferences,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got his sunglasses on, he's got his water
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  Speaker 1: burger cup, he's got his nineteen ninety eight flip phone,
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  Speaker 1: and he's got these ridiculous, as I said, glasses on
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  Speaker 1: and the whole thing. And then you got Micah Parson's
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  Speaker 1: who if you great him objectively as an NFL player,
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  Speaker 1: he's got to get paid. He's also fools. Go Does
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  Speaker 1: anyone think he's not fools?
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  Speaker 3: Go?
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  Speaker 1: Anyone raising their hand? I don't see any hands raise.
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  Speaker 1: Mike has got all these gaudy stats, and people get
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  Speaker 1: all horny because they see the stats. And yet, despite
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  Speaker 1: being a fantasy football superstar, when the games are the biggest,
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  Speaker 1: when the pressure is cranked up, where's mikeh Not where's Waldough,
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  Speaker 1: It's where's Mike? Like where I don't know. He is
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  Speaker 1: the defensive equivalent of what Dak Prescott is on offense.
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  Speaker 1: He just is. And you know that's the proper way
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  Speaker 1: to approach this because that's the reality. You can kid
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  Speaker 1: yourself and put on your cowboy fanboy year and all
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  Speaker 1: that stuff, but that's the way that ian. There's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of empty calories there, a lot of empty calories
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  Speaker 1: when you look at the performance of one Micah Parson
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  Speaker 1: there and do not be fooled by the junk stats.
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  Speaker 1: Do not be fooled by the junk stats when the
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  Speaker 1: games don't matter. The moping over the payday, which is
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  Speaker 1: standard fair, and we'll have many more malle monologues about this.
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  Speaker 1: It's a popular topic this time of the sporting calendar there.
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  Speaker 1: But every player now thinks that they need to be
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  Speaker 1: the highest paid guy at their position the moment the second,
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  Speaker 1: the second they see someone else's sign. It's the Ponzi
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  Speaker 1: scheme situation involving ego is what it is here, and
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  Speaker 1: it's rather exhausting, maybe not for you, but I got
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  Speaker 1: no life. They pay me to pay attention to this crap,
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  Speaker 1: and so every day it's none of these stories here.
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  Speaker 1: It's the nbification, if you will, NBA official vacation of
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  Speaker 1: the NFL. So something used to happen only in the NBA,
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  Speaker 1: and now it's it's spilled over to the NFL now
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  Speaker 1: page two to Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas, we go.
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  Speaker 1: That is where Pete Carroll, good old Pete, giving us
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  Speaker 1: the money quote. He set the tone for the start
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  Speaker 1: of Raiders training camp in Sin City saying, quote, We're
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  Speaker 1: going to win a bunch and I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: hears that close quote. So that is what we call kids,
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  Speaker 1: the money quote. So let's parse the words. What do
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  Speaker 1: he said? It's fun game, let's parse the words. So
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  Speaker 1: Pete Carroll saying the Raiders are going to quote win
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  Speaker 1: a bunch, those are his words, and he doesn't care
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  Speaker 1: who hears that. What are your impressions on this one?
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  Speaker 1: So let me start by saying, I love Pollyanna Pete.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of Pollyanna Pete. Pete Carroll parachutes
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  Speaker 1: into town because the Raiders couldn't hire the coach they
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  Speaker 1: wanted and Tom Brady got pinched by the NFL, and
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  Speaker 1: so he had to hire somebody, had to hire somebody,
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  Speaker 1: so he hired this guy. And you know, Pete Carroll
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  Speaker 1: comes in there, parachutes in like he's Zeus at a
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  Speaker 1: pep rally. And that's the beauty of Pete Carroll. He's
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  Speaker 1: spraying fairy dust around the Raider facility, making bold proclamations,
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  Speaker 1: bold decrees from good old Pete Carroll. It really is
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  Speaker 1: wonderful when you put it under the Mallard microscope. We
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  Speaker 1: like to put these things under the Malord microscope. When
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  Speaker 1: you put it under the Mallard microscope. A bunch, peekerro said,
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders are gonna win a bunch of games. So
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  Speaker 1: a bunch is it's gotta be the most non committal,
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  Speaker 1: watered down, buzzword based catchphrase you could possibly cook up
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  Speaker 1: and coach speak, it's gotta be it's NFL alphabet soup.
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  Speaker 1: We essentially are saying, hey, Peekero's like, well, we hope
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  Speaker 1: to compete and not completely suck, and so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: win a bunch. Because I try to find out what
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  Speaker 1: does a bunch mean? Does a bunch mean five? Does
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  Speaker 1: a bunch mean ten? Does a bunch mean twelve? Fifteen?
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  Speaker 1: What's a bunch? The Brady bunch that's an old sheol.
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  Speaker 1: But that was more. That was more than just a few.
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  Speaker 1: That was there was a lot of six kids. As
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  Speaker 1: a lot is that a bunch? Is it six? So
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders's gonna win six because a bunch that's I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, that's the only thing I could come up with.
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  Speaker 1: I tried to find it by google it and I
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  Speaker 1: had said, what is a bunch? What is the number
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  Speaker 1: of bunch? And it's like, well, there's nothing, really, it's
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  Speaker 1: not a defined definition of what a bunch is. So
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with six. So really, Pete Carroll's saying,
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders are gonna win six games. More of the same,
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  Speaker 1: more of the same from the Raiders. And I hate
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  Speaker 1: to be the spoiler. The Legion of Boom is not
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  Speaker 1: walking through that door in Vegas. And if they do
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  Speaker 1: walk through that door, they're old men now, so forget
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  Speaker 1: about that. And in Vegas, the Raiders do have an
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  Speaker 1: old Seahawk trash player, Geno Smith, and the Seahawks when
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  Speaker 1: they traded Gino Smith, they went on about cake and
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  Speaker 1: they got balloons to celebrate. They got rid of that
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  Speaker 1: dead weight. So now you've got a quarterback who's the
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  Speaker 1: equivalent of DCAF coffee, Like, what's the point of drinking
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  Speaker 1: DCAF coffee? I don't get I don't drink coffee, but
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  Speaker 1: what's the point of drinking DCAF coffee? Anyway, Gino Smith
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  Speaker 1: is the guy that you call when your QB one
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  Speaker 1: has decided to go on a vacation or has been
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  Speaker 1: abducted by some kind of lizard people species taken to
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  Speaker 1: the sub earth at the end of the flat earth,
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  Speaker 1: underneath the hollow Earth. That's where you get Gino Smith
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  Speaker 1: and he comes in there. Now, Gino is not bad.
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  Speaker 1: People think I believe Geno Smith is bad. I don't
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  Speaker 1: believe Geno Smith is bad. Now, we've had our beef
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  Speaker 1: going back those days at West Virginia. You don't let
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  Speaker 1: Gino cook, you know, let him cook. No one ever
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  Speaker 1: says let Geno Smith cook. You let Geno Smith simmer
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  Speaker 1: because his temperature is lukewarm. That is what he is. Now.
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  Speaker 1: The Raiders have had such crappy quarterback play that's actually
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  Speaker 1: an upgrade. That's actually an upgrade. That's how bad the
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  Speaker 1: Raiders offense has been. But it's essentially built around a
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  Speaker 1: bubble screen and a wish. That's the Raider offense. So
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  Speaker 1: unless a bunch, unless a bunch means more than six
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  Speaker 1: like the Brady bunch, and you're just getting a participation
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  Speaker 1: trophy at this particular point. You know, the Bravado. I know,
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to be the hype man. Everyone's got to
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  Speaker 1: hype up their team this time of the year, and
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  Speaker 1: I am cognizant of that. I realized that's part of
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  Speaker 1: the game. You're in the hype business, as show business.
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  Speaker 1: You got to get people excited, excite the fan base,
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  Speaker 1: excite the elector. It's like political rallies here, these training
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  Speaker 1: camp situations. But in reality, when you look at the
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  Speaker 1: Raiders here, this franchise has not had any kind of
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  Speaker 1: real identity since Al Davis was dominating trades using a
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  Speaker 1: rotary phone. That's the last time the Raiders. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: when I was a kid, the Raiders used to always
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  Speaker 1: brag about how they had the top winning percentage in
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  Speaker 1: all the sports. There used to be these things called
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  Speaker 1: pocket schedules. I remember when the Raiders were in LA
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  Speaker 1: and I was a young lad, and we used to
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  Speaker 1: get those pocket schedules, and I was a little kid,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, oh man, these are cool. And
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  Speaker 1: Raiders always in the back of the pocket schedule they had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, commitment to excellence Al's quote there, and they
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  Speaker 1: had the top winning percentages over however many years, and
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  Speaker 1: the Raiders are always like number one, and if you
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  Speaker 1: go back to last twenty five years generation, the Raiders
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  Speaker 1: are in the bottom five in all of North American sport.
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  Speaker 1: It's just wild how much they blow. They are so bad.
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  Speaker 1: But hey, we love Pete Carroll, Me and Pete Carroll.
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  Speaker 1: Of course lifetime friends that when he was coaching at
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  Speaker 1: USC he used the malorphone to do a phoner the
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  Speaker 1: Fox Sports radio, the malarphone. Pete Carroll used the malorphone.
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  Speaker 1: So there was that. And unfortunately, though you cannot bluff
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  Speaker 1: your way. You might win a couple extra games because
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  Speaker 1: you got good coach, but you're not gonna win enough
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  Speaker 1: to really move the needle in a division with Kansas City.
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  Speaker 1: And then you've got the Chargers and the Broncos are
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  Speaker 1: kind of flip flip flop. There. Now the last word
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  Speaker 1: to Tampa. We go to Tampa, we go where the
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  Speaker 1: Bucks star wide receiver man that was up for grabs
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  Speaker 1: in the off season, Chris Godwin, Well, he's not up
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  Speaker 1: for grabs anymore. He stayed in Tampa. Chris Godwin reportedly
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  Speaker 1: had to have a not first a second, a second
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  Speaker 1: ankle surger. You see this, He had a second ankle
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  Speaker 1: surgery during the off season that wasn't talked about until
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  Speaker 1: like this week. Say what, he was already rehabbing from
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  Speaker 1: the first operation and then they said, surprise, we're going
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  Speaker 1: back in. So can you unscramble what this means? So
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  Speaker 1: I will be medicine man mallor on this one. I
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  Speaker 1: will unscramble, unscramble what it means using my medical knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: I'll put on my medical hat here doing overnight talk radio.
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  Speaker 1: So my first thought was the natural question that I
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  Speaker 1: think you probably had, and I'm just like, we all
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  Speaker 1: have this just out of curiosity. What exactly did the
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  Speaker 1: first operation fix?
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  Speaker 3: It?
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  Speaker 1: Is one of these things where I goof on these
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  Speaker 1: stories the surgery was successful. They almost always say the
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  Speaker 1: surgery was successful. An athlete has an operation and it's
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  Speaker 1: only successful because they didn't die in the operating room.
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  Speaker 1: But it does happen. Often these operations do not fix
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  Speaker 1: the problem. They don't. And it's kind of like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, rotating your tires. When you go in and
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  Speaker 1: have your ankle operating, it's like, well, that didn't work,
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  Speaker 1: Let's try this again. Maybe this will fix the tires, right,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's what are you doing it's an ankle.
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  Speaker 1: It's not as tires, it's his ankle. And I think
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  Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong on this. I just do the overnight shore,
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  Speaker 1: but I think it's attached to the ground when he
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  Speaker 1: makes cuts as a wide receiver to try to zip
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  Speaker 1: past wide receivers. And I don't think it belongs in
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  Speaker 1: a petri dish at a lab somewhere for medical experiments.
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  Speaker 1: But that appears to be what's happening. So in the
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  Speaker 1: age of the robotic arm, the three D printed ligaments
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  Speaker 1: and all the other gadgets and thing of the jigs
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  Speaker 1: they have in medicine and all this cutting edge rehab
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  Speaker 1: that they love to brag about and all this stuff,
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  Speaker 1: this appears to be just my understanding of it. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I'm wrong. It appears to be medical Russian roulette. We
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  Speaker 1: spun the chamber in the operating room and we took
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  Speaker 1: a shot click any click, nothing, So we're gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to get it'll probably work. Kind of reminds me, and
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  Speaker 1: you probably do the same thing. Like when my WiFi
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  Speaker 1: goes out at the Malord mansion. What I do is
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  Speaker 1: a savvy tech move. I go and unplug the Wi
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  Speaker 1: Fi the router and then I wait ten to twenty seconds,
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  Speaker 1: and I plug it back in, and then I expect
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  Speaker 1: it to be fixed. And sometimes it's not fixed, and
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  Speaker 1: you know what I do. Then I do it again.
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  Speaker 1: You do the same thing, but you do it again,
• 18:52
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• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and it doesn't work, and you do it again, and
• 18:57
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• 19:01
  Speaker 1: So the Bucks even some playoff team, not a great team,
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: a middling team, kind of in the middle of the
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: NFC Tampa Bay and it's like, well, we'll just turn
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Chris Godwin on and off again. We'll put him back
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: in the operating room and all this stuff. But he
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: going into the year, the expectation was he's going to
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: be a reliable, dependable, lunch pale guy. He's been that player.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You don't really talk a lot about him. He just
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: goes out and gets you eighty catches or so a
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: year and a bunch of touchdowns and big blaze and
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: that's it. And you don't really make a fuss about
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: Chris Godwin. And so now he's rehabbing his second ankle operation.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: So if you're Baker Mayfield, good luck Baker, good luck
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield as the Bucks already just at the start
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: of training camp, tiptoeing their way into the season and
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: literally hanging on by an ankle. It is the Ben
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Mallor Show. Now. If you would like to be part
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• 24:00
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• 24:26
  Speaker 1: for their kindness. There late night drug tester says Chris
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: Godwin will need multiple surgeries on his ankle or needing
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: multiple surgeries on his ankle as normal, each deductible will
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: lighten the wallet, thus less pressure on his feet. So so,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: he says, I remember there was a catcher for the
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Mets that hit a lot of home runs in his era,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: a guy named Todd Huntley, and they operated on his
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: I think it was his elbow, and they said that
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: it was a success, and then he had to go
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: to the outfield because he couldn't throw anymore. He sucked
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: in the outfield. They kept having operations. Scrooge rides in
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: from northern California. He says, as a Raider fan, there's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: no point in watching the team this year. Gino Smith
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: is a garbage quarterback. Pete Carroll is an outdated coach
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: with outdated schemes. This team will win seven games at
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: best this season, and as long as Gino is the quarterback,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: the franchise is dead. In the water. Buy your Raider
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: tickets right now. Scrooge is going to be hired by
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: the Raiders' marketing department there to sell the upcoming season. Now,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: so the Raiders goal here, I know what the goal is.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: The goal is to go from garbage and then go
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: to average. The goal is to be mediocre, and they
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: will be mediocre. With Gino Smith, the Raiders will win
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: somewhere in the seven, eight or nine games. Now. I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: got a couple of Raider Nation people who are my circle.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I do a podcast on the weekends with Danny g
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: who's a big, big Raider homer and all that. But
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: even Danny does not reach the next level. One of
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: my other friends already who used to work here back
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: in the day and he works at another radio outfit,
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: but already sends me comments when he's drinking Medellos and
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: he said, I predict the Raiders will go thirteen and
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: four this year, easy schedule. And then I wrote back,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I said, put the put the beer down, and he said, no,
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not not doing that. And then he's sending me
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: like quotes from Geno Smith trying to fire up the
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Raider Nation and all that stuff. Femi the number one
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: uber each driver in Minnesota, right, since says great monologue. Men,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: you think the Bucks are a middling team. Everyone else
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: seems to be tipping them or predicting that they will
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: go to the NFC Championship. Really, yes, I've been not
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: kept up on my previews. I used to read those
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: preview magazines every year, but I don't really do that anymore.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I know, I form my own opinion nature born. I
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: want to, yes, who's wearing a look? I can't see
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: because there's glass here and it can barely make out
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you wear. You're wearing a Is that a cowboy? Wearing
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a cowboy?
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: Perfect day for it with your monologue.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: But I'm not wearing a cowboy hat.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: You make musing we're both wearing hat.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: The hat, the hat of the day is my hat.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: You know what hat I'm wearing? You what logo that is?
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: It looks like a falcon.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: No, it's not a falcon.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, let me guess one more.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: The cockatoo.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: You think I'm wearing a hat? This is the cockatoo?
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: So you think the University of Iowa is the cockatoo
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: that the Iowa football team takes the field, and they say,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: let's go Cockatoos.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: If there isn't a Cockatoo team, there needs to be.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: There's no team that I know of in the major
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: industrial complex Colorado Cockatoo that would work. That's great and
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I would rather have that than other team named the
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: wild Cats or the Bulldogs are one of those original
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: This is a Hawkeye.
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: I was clothes. It was a bird.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: Did someone send you the Cowboy? They must have it
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: was one of our listeners, one of our listeners. Oh yeah,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: you remember you opened the Oh, yes's right, I got
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: I got some RAM hats who said that? Do you
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: remember who sent that? Do you remember who was it?
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: We need to think there, but he's in my inbox.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Really, it's very nice. They said, I got a RAM
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: bucket hat.
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: He tells me to wear it all the time.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: So really, yeah, yeah, he said he sent a RAM
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: bucket hat that I wear when I go to the beach.
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: Hats are great.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But then people like, if they're not RAM fans,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: they kind of, you know, they took some crap. Oh
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: you know, you Ram suck. You know, it's a lot
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: of forty nine er fans out there. And they talked
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: track and Rama all night and then I always point
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: out and like guy our nest doll, remember of Nesto
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: flew up to Vancouver, big fan. He goes to a
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: lot of the meat and greets that we do lover
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Nesto and some of the other forty nine er fans
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and like Jay scoops of forty nine fans. Like the
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: ultimate trump card for the Rams is the forty nine
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Ers had road field advantage in the NFC Championship game.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: There were more forty nine er fans, like seventy five
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: forty nine er fans in the NFC Championship game. I
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: was at the game and the Rams won. Anyway, the
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: forty nine Ers choked against the Rams, and the forty
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: nine ers have not won a Super Bowl since what
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Young right once. I mean, that's a long time ago.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Steve Young's an old man. Now, that's that's wild crazy. Anyway,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Nation Boy says the NBA players are going to roll
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: out a response to the WNBA protesters they hate us
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: because they a US will be the the deal.
• 29:49
  Speaker 4: There.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Spock's Weed rides in from the Oregon's Trail, Oregon Trail.
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: He says, you have to unplug the router first, then
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: the cable modem. Then wait and plug in the cable
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: mode him. Then the router. Chris Godwin is the router
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: and needs to be plugged in last, so so he said, so,
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: he said, truck stop fungus, who is enjoying those showers
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: at the truck stop although he doesn't take them because
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: he likes the fungus says, I'm putting the Raiders with
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: eight wins and a Pete Carroll meltdown, he says, Fred
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: points out, and this is this is also part of
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: the mating dance of the offseason. Fred points out that
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Michael Parsons is not serious about getting a new contract
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: until he deletes and unfollows the Cowboys from his social
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: media accounts. Yeah, that's always where you crank it up
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: a couple of notches. Oh now it's getting real unfollowing,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: unfollowing the Dallas Cowboys. That's that's right. Uh see, mikey
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Cano wrote in I don't know why, and he says,
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: what up, Doe Ben, Okay, thank you for that. Let's
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: go to the phones. And one of the major complaints
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: that we had for the Malapalooza, they said, where was
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: hollering James and I had no answer. Let's find out
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: where was hollering James. He did not enter the malor palooza. Hello,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: hollering James.
• 31:12
  Speaker 6: Hollering Jims didn't want to steal the show.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Ben, you had no act.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: I had no act. I had no class. Asked for Raymonds,
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: he's kind of sex tea. Never mind?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: What are you? Are you drinking again? What are you doing? No?
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, I'm just H two. Oh have you heard
• 31:32
  Speaker 6: H two?
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: H two? Oh? I'm drinking some H two here too.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: Just because it's clear doesn't mean it's water.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: That's right, it's way might be in mind.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: You might be drinking potatoes. You know, potatoes make a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: great drink.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: I heard potatoes were good, but they were only an
• 31:47
  Speaker 6: Idaho and I don't have anymore Idahoes. I don't even
• 31:51
  Speaker 6: have cammy anymore.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: Okay, where the white women at? Congratulations James, you made it.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: You made it forty forty seven seconds before you said
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: TAM's forty seven second James, forty seven seconds. You made
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: it forty seven seconds, James.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: I just heard Tam forty.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Seven seconds James, forty seven seconds.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: I'll six few words of today your what I'm sixty
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: one as the one swee.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Again, James, can you we're trying to impress people that
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: we have a young audience. Can you say you're thirty one?
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Can you lie and claim you're thirty one? I love
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: my because you really haven't. I've met your James, and
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: you still you kind of act like you're in your
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: like twenties. Still you did admit that, right? No, I
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: don't want you don't act like, well didn't. You don't
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: act old, so you're not old. Your body's old, but
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you don't act old.
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: I've got to shame. I've got to save Venda my
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: dad had. He never wanted to die. I don't want
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: to get old, you.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: Know, because I know a lot of people that want
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: to die. I'm not sure there's people that do want
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: to die, but I think most people would like to
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: live as long as they can. I think that's usually
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: the goal.
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: I'm sure it'll be a lovely transition.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: No, why are you still in the show now, that's.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Not stealing the show?
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: Your show? Hollering, James, hollering.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Dreams show here?
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: Well, my part still work, all my bodily functions.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Work, my love my sole Okay, thank you all, right,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: there's a James course. Unfortunately, no one's seen that or
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: had any contact with that in many many years. But
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: that's uh, that's good. You know it still works. He's
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: uh make sure he works that out all right. Time.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Now for the play of the night in baseball, the
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: play of the night, the tire rack play of the night,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: and it is his ear and we are all just spectators.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: It is all about the big dumper.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: That comes to to too swung on blasted lift off
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: right field.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: This one is gonna go.
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: It is out of here, number thirty nine on the season,
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: and he has given the Mariners the lead with one
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: big swing.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: And cal Rawi, thanks to the Mariners broadcast team, there
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: most home runs by a switch hitter within the first
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: one hundred games of a season. Cal Rawley has tied
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Mickey Mantle in that made up stat on game number
• 34:22
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• 34:53
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• 34:55
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• 34:58
  Speaker 1: am a starting pitcher who has the most one hundred
• 35:02
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• 35:22
  Speaker 1: The answer, We'll get to it. We will do it next.
• 35:27
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  Speaker 4: Hey Google, by Google, Hey Google.
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  Speaker 1: Well there's another guy that wasn't in the Mallard Palooza.
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  Speaker 1: Blair and Maine too busy on the TikTok could not
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  Speaker 1: make an appearance. I mean, it's not easy, you know
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  Speaker 1: what it is. Somebody pointed this out. I might have
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  Speaker 1: to rant about this on the podcast this weekend. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: pointed out that the Mallard Palooza has now become like
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  Speaker 1: the Dunk Contest or the Home Run Derby, where a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the big names don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 1: Now we still had some big name acts. We had
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  Speaker 1: Jay Scoop just Josh was in that. We had Ohiol,
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  Speaker 1: big names, and there were a couple other guys who
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  Speaker 1: were big names in the Mallar Militia. But a lot
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  Speaker 1: of the other big names they just they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do it anymore. They're divas. Hey, Militia, Ohiol, here
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  Speaker 1: with my song Mallard Militia twenty twenty five. Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: the there's Ohiol doing it live. And yes, we also
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  Speaker 1: had Kathy and Madison. She was there. Here's the who
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  Speaker 1: am I? Game? This is where we pretend to be
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  Speaker 1: somebody else. I'm a starting pitcher who who has the
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  Speaker 1: most one hundred and one mile per hour pitches under
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  Speaker 1: pitch tracking. That's since twenty eight including the playoffs. Who
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  Speaker 1: am I? That is the question? What is the answer?
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  Speaker 1: Let's see does anyone know the answer? We go to
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  Speaker 1: the Great Unwashed here to save if anyone knows Bazooka
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  Speaker 1: Ben Maller from Malard prop Guy, the great Mallard prop Guy. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: there's there's me striking out hollering. James uh playing for
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  Speaker 1: the Cockatoos, Random Ryan and Carolina says the birdman. Oh
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  Speaker 1: go be ware a legend. Who else to have? Scrooge?
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  Speaker 1: Says Cleveland Indian Rube Baker is the answer? Just Josh
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  Speaker 1: going with the iconic prince of darkness. His answer rest
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  Speaker 1: in peace. Mister Irrigation going with Tug McGraw and Levi Garrett.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great mister Irrigation. Ozzie Virgil from I forty
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  Speaker 1: Ian Dustin Pedroia I guess by mister nice guy. That's
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  Speaker 1: his answer. Daniel Radcliffe, who is thirty six to Harry
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  Speaker 1: Potter's thirty six? What an old fart man? Femi says
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  Speaker 1: twenty eight year old hollering James is the see that's
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  Speaker 1: what you do for me? You go with the young grade.
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  Speaker 1: Shane in de Mones says, Orange and Blue Blood Brett
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  Speaker 1: is the way to go. What happened to him? Johnny
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  Speaker 1: Carson from Alf the Alien Opineter orl Alf Carson as
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  Speaker 1: he likes to call him. Pedro Martinez guess by Ike
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  Speaker 1: and Roseville, Minnesota, hollering James sockpuppet from Andy in Line
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  Speaker 1: O Lakes, Minnesota. Who else do we have? Rodney Dangerfield
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  Speaker 1: from Big Lou He's on number two. Yes, my buddy,
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  Speaker 1: Nick the Wendy's Guy says, I'll say Hunter Green uh Ben.
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  Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Big sexy Bartolo cologne from
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  Speaker 1: Eloy in Compton, Tommy Grand or Joey Greco from Nature
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  Speaker 1: Boy Uh Paige down Wilbur Wood guested by Rob and Minnesota.
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  Speaker 1: Ozzie Was says the New South Wales Country Cockatoo rugby
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  Speaker 1: union team. So there you go, Lorena, you have to
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  Speaker 1: go to New South Wales. According to Ozzie Wash, he
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  Speaker 1: is an inside. He's boots on the ground there.
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  Speaker 7: I love you found us at Cockatoo teams.
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  Speaker 1: Boots on the ground. You go to South Wales. They
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  Speaker 1: should send us some gear, Ozzie was because we're promoting
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  Speaker 1: them on an American radio and all that. But the
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  Speaker 1: Cockatoo rugby team and I see their logo. There is
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  Speaker 1: that really did he make? I don't know it could
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  Speaker 1: be it up, but it looks real.
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  Speaker 7: You never know what aivs R.
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  Speaker 1: No, you don't know what's real and what's not. Fat
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  Speaker 1: Daddy says Dennis Oil can boyd Gil in San Diego
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  Speaker 1: going with Carrott top is his answer. Caitlin Clark from
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  Speaker 1: Kathy and Madison, Who else you have? Paige Dan. I
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  Speaker 1: can't read that. All right, Lorena, do you have an
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  Speaker 1: answer to the who am I game?
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  Speaker 6: I do.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna go with Walter Johnson.
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  Speaker 1: Ben Oh, Walter Johnson from Orange County.
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  Speaker 7: I believe, Yeah, great, great player.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah sure, all right, I'm starting. Pitcher had the most
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and one mile per hour pitches under pitch
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  Speaker 1: tracking since eight and the Windy's guy got to right.
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  Speaker 1: That's Hunter Green, the Cincinnati Reds one hundred and forty one.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot. I'm told that's a lot. That seems
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  Speaker 1: like a lot.