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Threads of Blood and Glass Ep 7 · The Frostworn Oath

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  On the last episode of The Frost Worn Oath.
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  What's over there Griff? Where you going mate?
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  Battles this way. I am going to use finally,
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  because I've never haven't got to use it yet, the spell sleep
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  or got me a new spell. I'm gonna.
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  Try out. Just ran up suddenly.
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  Just start. His eyes start to get heavy.
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  He's just and he crumples to the ground.
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  Deer also crumples to the ground.
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  Wait, everybody falls asleep. Yeah, and I go, an old buddy
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  taught me this trick and I go, fuck, why is it sharper than
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  usual? I can see him.
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  Roll with the bench. It's just biting and just
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  tearing at him. And then out of nowhere,
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  Millwood hey slams and snaps the bench over this guy's head as he
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  crumples to the ground. Head to the shrine.
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  That's what they're after. Where's my daughter?
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  I left her in your care. Is she inside?
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  She's safe. Oh, David, I have some terrible
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  news. No, she's over at Tom's house.
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  Last week, which was actually like 3 days ago, four days, all
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  hell broke loose and elled Hollow.
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  You found out that Ira had placed some of the children that
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  they could gather and elderly into Tom's house for safekeeping
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  and potential hiding. There's no door on the front.
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  Nobody's really sure why, but that looks like a vagina.
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  There's supposedly along with Lyra, Dera's adoptive daughter,
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  daughter and a few other people hiding out in Tom's house.
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  This has decided to split the party amidst the chaos and
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  everyone running through, slaughtering and attacking the
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  residents of Eld Hollow, Dera, Valeo and the Warg Ostrich and a
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  recently discovered Griff by Nanawe with a net 20 perception.
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  Well done have decided they're going to go and rescue Lyra
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  whilst Zier, accompanied by Era, Hollow Hands, Millwood, Hood and
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  Ulrich, Thane and Nanaway are heading to the shrine of ours
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  for what is ultimately been established, perhaps what they
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  came for. Only one thing is in mind,
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  whoever these attackers are, have come for the hourglass
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  caught up progress report, let's go ahead and get this journey
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  underway. Let's run it.
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  Sona Naway with your net 20, you realize that hey, Griff's
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  rummaging through the town had a couple of altercations it seems,
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  and he's making way for the hushnet in towards y'all use
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  guys. Griff.
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  From the distance, Griff hears his name amidst all the in the
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  fighting and he just sees you and just starts booking it
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  towards you. No, no way.
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  We must have got separated. I woke up on the ground and and
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  all you everyone was gone. We don't know.
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  All right, So both parties have their desired locations.
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  Dera Valeo, you guys heading to Tom's house?
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  Hi mate. Yes, Sir.
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  You guys heading to the shrine of ours?
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  We are. See.
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  Dara and Vallejo accompanied with ostrich and anybody saying
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  anything to Griff. Griff, if you went through, you
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  can tag along with us or you can go with Dara and Vallejo to find
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  a child. Graph graph.
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  Graph. Griff, quickly assessing the
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  situation, looks at both groups and sees the simple fact that
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  Dara and Vallejo are alone other than the warg and he just simply
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  goes. Well.
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  If you guys think you'll be all right, I'll, I'll go.
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  I'll go with Darren and try and keep it safe.
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  Griff joins the three of you. So you're heading down from the
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  Hushnet in back towards the docks.
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  On your way you're seeing chaos, fights breaking out, searching
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  through houses, people running, locking their doors.
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  Oddly enough, doesn't seem too frantic that way, they're mainly
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  attacking those in the streets. You quickly find your way down
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  the path and you see Tom's house door still gone.
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  Before we go in, I'm reloading my revolver.
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  All right, got 6 bullets. In there?
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  You think there's anything in there?
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  Ostrich took anything that was of any kind of value last time
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  we were here, which is really just alcohol.
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  All right, let's continue on with them.
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  You make your way in through the door doorway.
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  It's dark, not a single flicker of light other than what streaks
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  in from outside. The main opening of the entryway
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  opens up into the vast majority of the darkened main room.
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  There's a small staircase that leads up, and there is a door
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  over towards your right. You see nothing.
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  Do we do we see nothing because we're human and can't see in the
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  dark? Or do we see nothing because
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  there is nothing? I'm fucking blind.
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  It's a dark room. As soon as the light fades away
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  from that, that all you see is what I described. 01 check it
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  out for me. The warg just kind of starts
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  sniffing just disappears out of your line of sight, you and
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  Vallejos and but you can hear him rummaging around and the
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  doorway with the door shut over towards the right of the room.
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  You can hear him in the darkness, just.
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  I want to take this moment to also load the crossbow.
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  OK, I'm going to pass the crossbow today.
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  All right mate, I'll take it. I'm going to do something
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  probably dumb, which is what I'm getting known for honestly.
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  I'm going to run and drop kick that door.
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  What do you want me to roll? Strike check.
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  Five. Wait, don't use.
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  I mean, like I got three of them left actually.
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  Let me just see if I can actually use it on something
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  like this because I don't know for sure.
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  Where the fuck is it? Nope, never mind.
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  You run up to the door, raise your leg up, kick right into the
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  door, and it just. I'm a fucking knee.
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  And you feel a strong stinging pain in your leg as the door
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  does not give and the war is just staring at you like. -1
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  damage Why? Is the door so fucking strong?
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  There you do anything. I'll have the the ward attack
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  breakdown the door or ward take down that door.
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  The ward basically just understands attack, then just
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  starts battering its head into the door and biting at the wood
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  and this and that. 14 on the die modifier, strength modifiers
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  plus 5 on the bike plus. 5 on the bike, I'll allow it. 4.
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  Five, it's going up 5 + 9 + 3. 12.
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  Damage. So it just starts ravaging this
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  door and finally just its whole head goes through the side as
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  it's tearing apart right at the where the knob is in the side
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  from the lower part and it just it's just hanging on by the
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  hinges barely and swings inward and there's stairs that lead
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  down. I'll loosen that up.
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  Oh my, this, this is oddly familiar, this feeling.
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  All you see is the dark stairwell that leans down.
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  I knew that Tom was ditty. No, no, always did he who do.
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  You think he learned it from? Oh yeah, I can see that now.
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  Actually now they mentioned it, Tom and and always were quite
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  close. Yeah, I saw him chatting once or
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  twice. Three times a lady.
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  All right, mate. Well, go ahead, scout it out for
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  us. Is he?
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  Can he fit? That's what she said.
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  It's extremely tight, like he could potentially squeeze his
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  way down, but it doesn't open up and he would be vulnerable.
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  Well, I guess we travel on. Well, we can have him give it a
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  sniff check. There's quite a good smell sense
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  of smell. Same thing as before when he was
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  searching, he's just looking down the stairs and just.
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  Mate, I don't like this. This is quite scary.
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  I'm going to. I want to draw my long sword
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  pistol in the other hand pressed to my skull, shaken violently,
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  red faced, and I'm going to go down the stairs.
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  I'm not actually pressing it to my skull.
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  Vallejo's not crashing out just yet.
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  Amidst this, we go back. To see the fucking thing down
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  here. Zira Nanawe, you and your group.
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  See. You rush towards the Shrine of
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  Ours. You notice that as you approach,
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  there's still mayhem in the streets, but it is beginning to
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  die down. And as you approach further, you
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  see two men standing outside of the Shrine of Ours doors.
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  Punk is saying bitch. And no way beat me do it.
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  Nah way you run up to the two men, they are garbed in these
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  Raiders, same attire, their clothing.
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  What do you do? A pocket sand.
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  The fuck are those bitches? You run up shouting pockets and
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  they turn swords drawn. Throw your pockets in. 12,
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  Bitch. Perhaps it was something that
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  could have been successful. Unfortunately, as you ran up
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  screaming pockets and bitch, they just turned and we're ready
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  for you. And they were just like they
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  just started fanning the arms. What role initiative y'all?
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  19. What's new, Pussycat?
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  They're on your. Whoa, they're on.
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  Your. 20. What's new, Pussycat?
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  I'm. Going home and shooting myself
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  in the fucking skull. Same comedy.
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  No, no, it's your turn. I can't see fuck happened to
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  you. I can't see you.
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  Oh yeah. Can you take two of those,
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  Jensen? Yeah, there's nobody.
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  There's nobody here. There's no one here.
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  Oh, now there's this is what is that a church?
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  This dude's over here doing the Michael Jackson look.
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  At this. That's in the moment.
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  Of obvious, obviously, I'm going to leave Michael Jackson alone.
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  I'm going to try to bite his arm off.
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  I'm going to try to bite him. I'm going to eat his arm.
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  Careful. Not for long.
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  Definitely not Michael Jack. This guy, that one guy, I'm
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  gonna rolled about his armor. What is that in the middle?
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  That's cocked. No, like, it's like, it's like
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  right there. Now if it was cocked you got to
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  re roll it. Yeah, OK, I'll take that 12 plus
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  my decks, plus my decks 14. That is a hit, Sir. 10 damage
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  Sir, I'm this little skinny boy right here.
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  You stepped into the wrong town. All right, all right.
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  I'm gonna cry. You're not muted anymore.
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  For the people that can't see what I'm seeing, we have a
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  dragon miniature that just swooped up the Norway, but it
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  was a joke that didn't actually happen.
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  So an 18 hit you. I had a 12, I have 12.
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  So guess what? Wompon no.
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  The other Raider moves in and slashes at you. 46 damage.
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  Kind of weave. Just cutting you.
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  Deeply. You said 6.
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  Yeah. OK, OK.
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  I assume that a six does not hit you as he brings his axe back.
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  Zero. Your turn.
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  It's a Zero turn. His ears going to move over this
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  way and Zero's going to cast an eldritch blast on the guy.
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  Nanaway hit. OK.
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  Is the easy swing roll a small dice does a it was on 13 but it
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  rolled to 16. Does an 18 hit?
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  Yes, damage. 11 damos, 11 damage.
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  Blast right into the right shoulder, just cracking him and
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  moving up his face, searing his flesh.
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  And now it's sister. He's not done yet.
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  I have bonus actions. Hey Ty, is may Chan a bonus
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  action? No.
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  Damn, yes it is. Azir's just going to let the
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  rope dot drop out of his hand, just going to spin it.
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  He's. Going to spit in it.
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  Just spin in it. He spits in it.
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  Why? Didn't you?
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  When didn't you get in your head and start my fucking?
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  Because it's just me talking to me.
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  Oh my. Fucking down there.
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  Why the fuck did that just sound like the?
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  Goblin. Godspeed spider man Coward.
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  Just add. That one in, that'd be a good
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  one to put on one of the Abcds you see.
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  It's 1-2 threes. High hit and then a low hit.
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  What's your HP 18? Wait.
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  Who's tired? This is a bad guy, no?
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  Don't go over in the hallway. Don't do nothing.
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  Look how tiny is guess what, Guess what, Guess what, Guess
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  what Then always fog veil on. Its turn.
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  What if I roll on that 20? Unfortunately though.
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  What did you get? That 20.
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  Fuck you. Fuck you.
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  An 18 hit you what? Just kill me.
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  Thank God you have 18 HP. You take 8 damage.
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  Bro what the fuck? As his sword.
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  So now you have two crisscross bloody actions across your chest
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  and your abdomen, but you are able to get your hooked cutlass
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  up in time to deflect his second attack.
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  And guess what? What?
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  Oh that's bullshit, but era moves up behind you and you feel
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  that cold burn warrant take over you from.
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  The back. Oh.
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  My God and you heal 4 HPI. Love you era era era.
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  Yeah, what is it I love? You, you know what?
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  If we get out of this and you save the town and you keep me
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  alive, I'll let you fuck me in the ass.
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  Hell yeah. You know what?
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  Fuck this shit. Let's kill everybody.
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  See you Zeer, kill them all. That was that was Zeer's plan
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  originally. The half fork rushes at the
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  Raider. You know that guy named Orici
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  slamming into the back of him. You.
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  Forgot about. What are you talking about?
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  And just batters against the one Raider and tries to knock him to
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  the ground. Orici struggles with him and
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  slams the Raider to the ground. We can handle this if you want
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  to go inside. OK.
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  Back to you guys. But Leo, you make your way down
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  the stairs and it's pitch black within.
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  I can't see a fucking thing. Give me a perception check.
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  Actually no, because I I assume your passive perception is 13.
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  No? What is it?
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  Is it less than 10? Actually, I don't think it's
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  less than 10, but I I know it's not good.
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  No, it is less than 10. It's a nine.
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  Oh yeah, give me a perception check.
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  That is an 18 total. Your senses are very
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  disoriented. It's pitch black down.
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  As you find your way to the bottom of these stairs.
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  You see nothing, but you can smell smoke.
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  Not like a fire, but as if something was just put out.
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  Like perhaps you can Lantern candles, something like that.
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  Now if this isn't anybody that's going to stab me in the fucking
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  liver, it's Vallejo. Vallejo the bounty Hunter.
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  No, that's dog, but close enough.
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  Sorry. And you hear some fumbling and
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  fuddling around, and a Lantern flips on, lighting up the room.
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  Fucking flash bang. And you see eight children with
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  two elderly people, and one of which is you see Dara's
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  daughter. I'm going to come rushing down,
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  mate. Where is she?
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  Is she down here? There she is.
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  Oh, come here. I have awful news.
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  No. No, I found her.
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  Come here, Come here, darling. David, David, she comes running
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  up to you and pushes and shoves you.
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  You left me at the end and you went off feeling fun and
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  gallivanting. Bon, I almost died.
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  My lizard died. OK now I got a new cool pet but
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  still didn't have fun. We were told to hide down here.
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  Well, who told you that? They must be quite smart.
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  They knew something like this was happening.
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  Era and the Lawkeeper, Mr. Thane.
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  I'll have to thank them later. Last episode you literally
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  fucking yelled at Era for that's.
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  Stupid. I can't believe you put my kid
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  down there. That's, that's what I do, baby,
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  that's what I do. Perfect.
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  Gonna guess like the shit out of her.
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  One of you rolling me D20, OK. 12 on the dice.
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  Hey, how's it going bro? Ain't no way.
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  I'm something wrong with him? Die man for real.
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  Like waited 1810. Two, I wasted my only Nat 20 so
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  far tonight just on a fucking luck check against the not way
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  over there. Did he get a Nat 20 again?
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  That's fucking retarded. So are you guys moving on your
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  way back upstairs? Yeah, they seem to be quite
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  safe, so I'll say. Yeah, they're pretty.
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  Safe. We'll leave them here, maybe
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  leave the wall behind, make sure they're protected.
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  You're going to leave ostrich with them just back to the
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  track. You just tell them stay.
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  Yeah, stay warm. Stay here.
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  What do you say to Lira? That one girl.
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  All right. Stay here.
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  Do not come out. Stay here.
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  You're safe here. All right.
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  Well, thanks for stopping by all.
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  Right. Come on Griff.
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  No, the works. Freaking stat it out.
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  As long as nobody's down there is bad, then we're fine.
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  But if someone tries to go in there, they'll run into the
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  ward. Griff would die when he came in
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  there. He'd get smacked.
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  The org's pretty tough. So you're going back upstairs?
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  Yeah. All right, come on, Griff.
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  Let's go mate. So the three of you, you're on
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  your way, heading and back up the stairs.
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  And as you approach, come out into the main room again.
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  Your vision's much more settled, better, because you have the
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  light coming in through the doorway to the outside.
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  And as you do, you see and hear two to three men, maybe the word
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  on the outside. And it's just simple
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  conversation at first. Come on, we have to go over
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  here. No, let's look.
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  Wait. What was that sound?
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  You heard that? Yeah.
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  No, I'm telling you something broken here.
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  Somebody's in here. And three men enter.
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  The house, mate, we're going to have to take care of you, all
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  three of you. What all does Griff have
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  equipment wise? Sword, 2 daggers and a bow.
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  Oh. OK, it'll be fine.
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  Have we? Do we need to roll initiative?
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  Yeah, you just spoke to them. We're going to take care of you.
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  218 or not 261 that I what about my work?
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  Do I have roll for him or he goes with me right?
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  You just have. Oh yeah, he's right there with
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  you guys, Yeah. That's I thought that's I was.
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  That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
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  We'll come back to y'all back at the shrine of ours.
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  You guys going in? You guys letting them fight
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  outside and you guys are going in or what?
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  Yes. What?
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  No way. I think they haven't handled me
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  and you should go inside and make sure everything's OK.
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  We should. We really should.
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  The two of you burst through the doors of the shrine of ours.
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  The moment you enter, you're just hit with this nauseating,
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  disorienting whoa. Like just pressure in your minds
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  as you rush into the main hall and there's a light booming blue
• 21:14
  hue coming from what Xir would know through Father Osrich as
• 21:18
  the main altar to Seridan, and there is a man standing there.
• 21:23
  Scary. Decked out in this armor with a
• 21:26
  giant halberd. How close?
• 21:28
  I would say he's roughly 25 feet in front of you, and as you
• 21:32
  enter you see him just gut and cut down.
• 21:37
  A man of the village, perhaps 1 of Thanes guards and Xir
• 21:41
  Nanaway. You notice Sister Marin off in
• 21:44
  the distance, just out of limelight, hiding crouching
• 21:47
  behind the pews. Killer's She's a traitor.
• 21:51
  Is there? She's a traitor.
• 21:53
  Is there? Does not think she's traitors.
• 21:55
  You think she's just scared. She's kind of sheepish.
• 21:58
  The master? No, she's the she's.
• 22:00
  Sister Marin, what is going on in here?
• 22:03
  As you yell for her, she just You catch your attention as she
• 22:06
  looks at you, still horrified. Sister Marin, I am a fucked up.
• 22:14
  Zier you can. Speak your language.
• 22:16
  Sister Marin Zier is a friend of Father Auschrich.
• 22:19
  I will explain everything I Zier needs to know what is going on
• 22:22
  right now. They've come to attack the
• 22:27
  village. They want the hourglass.
• 22:28
  He has the hourglass. Well, he's not going to have the
• 22:31
  hourglass for long. Oh, just blast.
• 22:33
  Don't even quote that. Wasn't that one this time?
• 22:37
  Something creamy. Yeah, I guess. 14 as you cast
• 22:40
  our our blast. Blast.
• 22:44
  As you cast Eldred's blast it flies past all the pews heading
• 22:50
  right for him. This man's back is to you and as
• 22:53
  it gets closer and closer it just begins to slow down and he
• 22:56
  steps to the side and moves and then speed.
• 23:00
  The the speed takes back into effect and just hits the wall.
• 23:04
  He looks back at you and you see his face now a a complexion of
• 23:07
  dark blackish green skin with these very colored eyes and he
• 23:14
  just stares at you and just goes.
• 23:16
  So a friend of the priest was it?
• 23:18
  Do I by chance? See what the hourglass is like?
• 23:20
  Is he holding it or is it on the pedestal like on the?
• 23:23
  Your elder's blast just barely missed it.
• 23:26
  It's literally floating right where he was concentrating.
• 23:29
  I'm. Going to shoot another one at
• 23:30
  the hourglass. Please don't.
• 23:32
  Cut Dang. It OK.
• 23:33
  Holy fuck's here, we're going to fucking die.
• 23:35
  That's cocked. That's good.
• 23:38
  Who knows? I don't know.
• 23:39
  We're going to fucking find out. Find out next week.
• 23:42
  That's going to be a 22. That's a hit I.
• 23:46
  Think 888 Damash. So your blast, even at surprise
• 23:51
  to this person just flies out. At first you can see in his eyes
• 23:55
  he thought you were about to try and strike at him again and then
• 23:58
  the surprise comes over his face as he watches the blast hit the
• 24:03
  hourglass. The hourglass is not from as it
• 24:06
  was floating and destabilized and it clatters to the ground
• 24:11
  and that erratic, uncomfortable feeling that you had son of a
• 24:15
  bitch goes away. I'm a.
• 24:17
  Fucking genius. Deck save.
• 24:20
  Oh, no, actually that's going to be 15. 15 The Naway Romeo D4
• 24:32
  Roma D40 me 41 Nice. So you take one damage, you take
• 24:42
  two damage and pass. The.
• 24:47
  Decks there and it just it just hits everyone.
• 24:50
  This just this pulse of aura just slaps Nahua.
• 24:56
  You're knocked to the ground. You're able to stay stabilize
• 25:02
  yourself and just kind of get pushed back a few feet.
• 25:04
  Yeah, because he's not close to the ground like I am.
• 25:07
  And you can see that this man wavers for a moment, this being
• 25:11
  this creature, but he just kind of stumble, staggers for a
• 25:14
  second, and then he's fine. He looks at you one final time,
• 25:17
  a little bit more annoyed, not enraged, still rather calm, and
• 25:22
  just simply goes. This is your one warning, do not
• 25:24
  interfere. Try me bitch.
• 25:28
  What are you going? To do away from the ground.
• 25:30
  Try me bitch. What do you think you're going
• 25:33
  to do, tiny boy? Hey, tiny, tiny the Naway, Zier
• 25:38
  said. Tiny, not tiny.
• 25:40
  What the fuck? Is, I thought he said, tiny too,
• 25:41
  no. Tiny.
• 25:43
  Tiny. Like old tiny.
• 25:45
  Very well. Roll Initiative.
• 25:47
  Me too. He's he's, he's a buddy buddy.
• 25:53
  15. 22 and that 20s are back. There is one more fuck.
• 25:59
  So I can put. Him.
• 26:00
  Where is he located? EW. 5 squares over from and then
• 26:05
  six squares down towards y'all. Oh shit, am I still knocked?
• 26:10
  Yeah. Fuck.
• 26:12
  Didn't it all? I have time to get up, I have to
• 26:14
  get knocked back. Romeo Electric.
• 26:16
  Which you mean I'm so fucking close to the ground that I can
• 26:18
  get up no matter what? You ever seen like them little
• 26:22
  fucking weights at the bottom? Roll AD 20.
• 26:24
  You don't know what I got. I bet he got in that one. 12
• 26:27
  there. You go, you beat me by 4 math.
• 26:29
  I got a nap. Just all right.
• 26:32
  And back to you guys in the house.
• 26:36
  Yippee. Yay, Vallejo, it's your turn.
• 26:40
  Oh wait, did you hear my laugh? So I can see them, right?
• 26:44
  Yes. OK, they have the moonlight what
• 26:47
  you will, and the fires of outside at their back I'm.
• 26:50
  Going to hold my hands up like, well, I'm not unarming myself,
• 26:53
  but you know, sword in one hand, pistol in the other, holding
• 26:56
  them up. All right, now just hear me out.
• 26:59
  You guys be in a lot of douchebags.
• 27:00
  I prefer to not waste my bullets.
• 27:03
  So how about you just stop what you're doing and help us with
• 27:06
  what we're doing or I will shoot you in the fucking face.
• 27:12
  Are you trying to be persuasive or intimidate?
• 27:15
  Whichever. Because there was a persuasion
• 27:18
  at the beginning and then it was followed up with intimidate.
• 27:21
  So I'm going to go. In the first half.
• 27:23
  Overall, I'm going to go with Intimidate.
• 27:25
  All right, I think I'm actually proficient in that one.
• 27:27
  No, I'm not. Fuck, I'm proficient in
• 27:30
  persuasion shit. You've already said it.
• 27:35
  Smash. That is a dirty 20.
• 27:39
  Nice, so as you say this these 31 chimes in, I don't know who
• 27:44
  you are, but I don't care what you have, I'll just take it off
• 27:47
  your corpse. See you now.
• 27:48
  Are you guys going to be like your friend?
• 27:50
  One of your friends jumps off the bridge.
• 27:51
  Y'all going to follow? Are you going to do something
• 27:53
  smart here? Everything for her fucking.
• 27:57
  Simps. Look, look, look.
• 27:59
  I get it. I get it.
• 28:00
  My third wife, really a work of art.
• 28:03
  But isn't she? The one that did crap.
• 28:07
  I didn't say she was a good work of art.
• 28:10
  Well, like a. Picasso, what are you doing?
• 28:13
  They're ready. They're ready to attack you.
• 28:17
  Does a 17 hit. Forgot what my damage was for a
• 28:22
  second. I've only been using this thing
• 28:23
  since I don't know the start of the fucking game.
• 28:26
  Uh oh. Spaghetti O 10 damage.
• 28:32
  Your gun? Yep, the other one that did the
• 28:35
  talking with you, he already took a step forward and then.
• 28:40
  Warning shot. Two fails and they run.
• 28:47
  Damn it started off good. As soon as he takes the bullet
• 28:52
  in the gut, they all just and they grab him by the shoulders.
• 28:56
  Come on, come on, let's go. Let's.
• 28:58
  Go. And they start stepping back
• 29:00
  slowly out the doorway. And the hammer.
• 29:07
  And move on. I'm going to run out the door
• 29:09
  and shoot him in the back with the crossbow.
• 29:10
  Fucking. Pussies.
• 29:13
  Yeah, I told you mate, fuck you. Now, this was not in the
• 29:17
  agreement. You're altering the deal.
• 29:18
  Do not make us alter it any further.
• 29:20
  Mr. Revive him so I can kill him again.
• 29:25
  All right, you run out the door as they're moving further into
• 29:28
  the village. 18 on the. Die.
• 29:31
  That's a hit. But as a crossbow I have no
• 29:33
  clue. It is D8 plus your dex mod
• 29:35
  which. One, are you shooting?
• 29:38
  I think the one that I shot. That's when I'm.
• 29:41
  There's a guy, there's a guy holding each arm and he's like
• 29:43
  this. Three damage.
• 29:47
  Total. Yeah, I got a one on the dice.
• 29:50
  He's just. Fuck, fuck.
• 29:55
  Yeah, just fuck you. They're just stumbling and
• 29:57
  running and they make their way. I want to throw.
• 30:02
  It's Griff's turn. Shoot him, Griff, Shoot him.
• 30:07
  Griff's going to take a shot after he does that.
• 30:09
  He's going to fire his bow. Fire.
• 30:10
  Ball. Griff, just like, walks out the
• 30:13
  door and cast power Word Kill. I'm not going to lie, that's how
• 30:19
  I looked after I got home last night.
• 30:20
  When did public hits? Oh shit.
• 30:27
  Did Griff hit him or no? Yeah, and there it is.
• 30:32
  What did he hit? So 8 damage 13 had been dealt to
• 30:35
  him. So he's just crossbow bolt and
• 30:41
  crystal. Yeah, whatever you say.
• 30:45
  Just. And he fought.
• 30:47
  They're just dragging a dead body.
• 30:49
  And yeah. We all scream.
• 30:53
  Yeah, yeah. What?
• 30:53
  Yeah, what? Yeah, you better fucking run.
• 30:56
  Guys, I think we, I think. Don't remember stuff from my God
• 30:58
  damn land again, pussy. Guys, I think we won.
• 31:02
  I think we've done it. I think.
• 31:03
  I think the village is saved. The face says it all all.
• 31:10
  Right. You know, we should probably get
• 31:12
  to the temple. Yeah, go make sure they're all
• 31:14
  right. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's fine.
• 31:16
  I'm sure everybody's fine. Oh.
• 31:17
  Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they kicked whatever ass is there.
• 31:19
  Yeah, yeah. Helena not We've probably eaten
• 31:22
  some knowing him. Back at the shrine, the chaos
• 31:27
  has begun and the Naway up in round one.
• 31:30
  You are first my friend. By the way, with that successful
• 31:33
  role, did I tell you what your shark God pendant does?
• 31:37
  I tried to. You did, and then everybody cut
• 31:39
  you off. On that right, I did fucking
• 31:41
  cock suckers. Yeah, you fucking.
• 31:43
  So we never really described what it looked like, so I'm just
• 31:45
  going to go ahead and tell you it is a jagged tooth set in
• 31:48
  weathered cord, faintly warm, smells like salt, blood and bad
• 31:51
  decisions. That sounds about right.
• 31:53
  Sounds. Like Nanaway?
• 31:54
  All that matters at the moment is active power.
• 31:57
  Active power. Maybe I was.
• 31:59
  Feeding frenzied Nanaway. Maybe I was a woman once.
• 32:02
  Flailed. Once prolonged rest, when
• 32:05
  Nanaway hits a creature that is already wounded below Max HP, he
• 32:09
  can activate the amulet. As a bonus action, you deal an
• 32:12
  additional 1D6 damage. This is once per long rest.
• 32:16
  You gain temporary HP equal to that damage dealt.
• 32:19
  A phantom shark's jaws snap around the wound, ripping
• 32:24
  spiritual flesh, and then you absorb it.
• 32:26
  You deal damage in hell for how much that D6 did.
• 32:29
  Fuck yeah. So whines.
• 32:31
  And you got to activate it before you attack.
• 32:33
  And also remit, don't forget you've taken two hits already
• 32:35
  with no healing. Well, no, you got healed for
• 32:37
  four HP, but it is your turn and you are on your feet.
• 32:41
  Never this. Guy's talking shit.
• 32:44
  He's talking shit. Yeah, he's been talking shit.
• 32:46
  Looks like a fucking ugly ass bitch, bitch.
• 32:49
  Look at you ugly bitch, you fat bitch.
• 32:52
  Your triver I'll insults me nothing.
• 32:54
  This is all going to be very. Your mother means nothing.
• 32:58
  Yeah, she I fucked her last night.
• 33:07
  Enough of this. Are you ready for this?
• 33:09
  Are you running up Adam? Little walk, I vape too much.
• 33:23
  You see this amulet? See this tooth?
• 33:26
  He stares at it and says nothing.
• 33:28
  Say something, bitch. Yes, I see the amulet.
• 33:31
  What do you want? Kiss it.
• 33:35
  It's a matter of interpretation. Fucking Smurf.
• 33:38
  Wait, what's the what's the role for?
• 33:39
  Fucking up here. Guess what?
• 33:41
  You see this. You see this?
• 33:43
  He stares at the amulet, says nothing.
• 33:44
  Fog Veil. Where did I go?
• 33:50
  Come over here now. I'm under you.
• 33:54
  What about above you? I'm in the.
• 33:56
  Dick, roll your attack. What?
• 33:57
  I'm proficient and sneak attack, so you can't see me coming.
• 34:01
  And guess what? I'm gonna use my hook.
• 34:03
  Cutloose. God Dang it.
• 34:04
  All right, well, let's. See if this.
• 34:07
  Hit. There's a six hit, six
• 34:11
  advantage. Can I have?
• 34:12
  Advantage give me advantage give me advantage Watch this Go for
• 34:17
  it 12 you rushed as my. Next sword. 14 to go attack
• 34:21
  after you cast fog veil. You swing your sword and all you
• 34:25
  hear is a you're out of your balance.
• 34:28
  The voice coming from behind you.
• 34:30
  What the fuck is he fucking? Oh my God, he's fucking Naruto
• 34:33
  or some shit. Holy fuck.
• 34:35
  What the fuck is that little guy?
• 34:37
  Hold up. Let me let me hit a shadow clone
• 34:39
  jutsu. All right, you already did your
• 34:41
  bonus action. And your attack.
• 34:42
  Guess what? What?
• 34:43
  I'm gonna. Lay on the ground I'm.
• 34:49
  Laying down what the fuck he's. Dissing he's gone 0.
• 34:52
  It's your turn where the. Fuck did he go?
• 34:54
  Where did he go? There, there, Where did he go?
• 34:58
  I do not know where he. Went there's a 13 tell me where
• 35:04
  the other guy is, what other guy or the perception to see.
• 35:07
  If there's anybody else in. Here there is, another there is.
• 35:10
  A Raider to your left that was beginning to creep up from
• 35:14
  around one of the columns. You thought you were a sneaky
• 35:19
  friend. But you were not Eldridge Blast.
• 35:23
  Roll it, roll it, roll it. Does a 22.
• 35:27
  Hits so so Zier's just looking towards the fog and everything
• 35:31
  but you know he obviously can't see in the fog here he doesn't
• 35:33
  know this guy disappeared and then always laying on the ground
• 35:36
  is that you see what you're. Doing right there, you're
• 35:39
  looking around just because you're looking, I assume for the
• 35:41
  big guy, although you can't really see well, I don't know
• 35:43
  that he's gone so. I'm doing like a sweep of the
• 35:45
  area to see if there's anybody else and sure enough to.
• 35:48
  Your left, you do see a guy holding onto the columns slowly
• 35:52
  moving around with a sword in his hand.
• 35:56
  You thought? You're a sneaky.
• 35:57
  Friend but here sees you. You're not going to see zero
• 36:00
  though, just doing like 12 damage 12 damage elder.
• 36:05
  Splash leaves your hand and just crashes right into his sword arm
• 36:08
  and his right side, lighting him up and then he's going to go
• 36:12
  telepathically. In this guy's head and just you
• 36:14
  should run while you can. You're not going to make it out
• 36:17
  if you're alive. Give me intimidation check.
• 36:23
  That's not bad, 18. 18 boy can't get fucked.
• 36:29
  You can see a look come over. His face confusion, just and a
• 36:33
  little bit of paranoia, as if he's doubting his own prowess
• 36:37
  against yours in this moment. It's his turn.
• 36:39
  Drop his sword, no. He charges at you.
• 36:42
  You. Stay out of my head.
• 36:44
  And he runs in. Slashing.
• 36:46
  Just swinging his sword. Wild.
• 36:47
  Just one, Two. No.
• 36:51
  One you easily dodge. The other one you just flick off
• 36:54
  with with your just spinning your rope dart as he goes to
• 36:58
  like swing them. Like he goes to swing the first
• 37:01
  one and 0. Like his legs don't move but he
• 37:03
  literally just leaned back and as the second one comes he like
• 37:06
  lets the rope drop, grab the blade and like parries it
• 37:09
  essentially get parried. Idiots.
• 37:12
  Anything else? Well, he was already past.
• 37:14
  My turn. It was on his turn.
• 37:15
  Yeah, that's right. I don't know why I just said
• 37:16
  that. Nanaway at the start of round
• 37:18
  two it is your turn. You stand alone in your fog veil
• 37:22
  as far as your photo. Is he?
• 37:24
  Give me a. Perception check 10.
• 37:27
  Yes, you look around, still within.
• 37:29
  Your own fog Vale, but you do have the luxury of being able to
• 37:32
  see through it. But as you search around the
• 37:34
  entire area, you just don't see this man anywhere.
• 37:38
  Do I see the hourglass? The hourglass is.
• 37:42
  On the floor 10 feet away from you.
• 37:44
  OK, I'm going to go run. Into passion, you run up to
• 37:48
  smash the. Hourglass Yeah, I'm going to
• 37:50
  smash the. Hourglass as you move up to the
• 37:53
  hourglass. Saridan's going to be mad at me.
• 37:56
  He, he, he. You move up to the hourglass.
• 37:59
  And this creature again steps from the shadows, right next to
• 38:03
  the altar, I think. Not fuck.
• 38:07
  Out my way, boy, and. He's going to attack you.
• 38:09
  Watch this. It still has done you.
• 38:11
  Mean held in action. I didn't.
• 38:12
  Action we've. My Dick save.
• 38:14
  That yeah, yeah, it hits you. No it doesn't Does.
• 38:20
  A 19 hit. You.
• 38:22
  How the fuck does he see me? How the fuck does he see me?
• 38:26
  You notice that there is a. Tent of glowing red to his eyes
• 38:31
  as he drops the halberd. What the fuck is the halberd?
• 38:34
  It's a. Thick like a pole.
• 38:35
  Axe that also has a he's a stabby, stabby.
• 38:37
  He's a stripper. He's a he's a stripper.
• 38:39
  Situate Axe with 10 feet of reach.
• 38:42
  He's a stripper, yeah. 19 does hit me.
• 38:45
  Obviously that's. It could have been a.
• 38:48
  Lot worse, just so you know. He strikes you an overarching
• 38:52
  swing with the pole axe and you take 5 damage as the axe hits
• 38:57
  you in the shoulder. Can I pop a little health
• 38:59
  potion? Real.
• 39:00
  Quick, that is my. Hourglass, it does not belong to
• 39:04
  you. I am sorry, I thought this was
• 39:06
  communist. Russia, it is our hourglass.
• 39:11
  It's still your turn, you can pop it.
• 39:13
  A health potion if you like, actually.
• 39:15
  Oh, it's still. My turn yeah, because he held an
• 39:18
  action. He just.
• 39:19
  Used it on your turn so you can't hit the hourglass.
• 39:23
  Fuck yeah, I'm breaking. The fucking hourglass.
• 39:27
  But guess what? Guess what?
• 39:28
  What? I'm gonna throw my dagger.
• 39:30
  As a year you can do. One or the other you can.
• 39:32
  Attack him or you can grab the hourglass.
• 39:34
  Can I break the hourglass? You can try.
• 39:38
  This is a godly artifact, just so you know.
• 39:40
  OK, I'll try to break it. OK, there was any time you get
• 39:43
  a. Nat 20 it would be right now.
• 39:47
  What the fucking chat hit? It towards me, hit it towards.
• 39:52
  Me do it, Fergie, all the time. Turn around.
• 39:55
  But together around I was looking at me.
• 39:57
  Up and down looking at me. Can I sacrifice my?
• 40:02
  Artifact Destroy this one godly artifact for godly artifact.
• 40:06
  Guys, we've got to give them the inspiration.
• 40:08
  You can definitely try buddy boy.
• 40:09
  So I can sacrifice my own. If it works you can try OK so.
• 40:14
  Well. I'm right here.
• 40:16
  I'm going to just grab my artifact in my hands.
• 40:19
  Obviously they're not always going to grab his artifact in
• 40:22
  his hands and he's going to point it towards the direction
• 40:25
  of Xer. So even if it doesn't break,
• 40:28
  it's going to go towards Xer. All right, so.
• 40:31
  You're sacrifice independent, so you roll me a Constitution 15.
• 40:37
  OK, now roll your attack. On the hourglass I'm stabbing
• 40:40
  straight using. The shark's tooth so.
• 40:43
  Nanaway is stabbing. In the direction of Zier for
• 40:47
  like with the hourglass like he's hitting the side opposite
• 40:50
  of. Zier to launch it towards Zier
• 40:52
  if it if it doesn't break. Gotcha.
• 40:54
  OK, so let me run one attack 4. Does that hit wait 4?
• 41:00
  +6 or Strength. Yeah, it'd be a Strength.
• 41:03
  Does does he get advantage because.
• 41:06
  Technically, the amulet's prone technically.
• 41:09
  Technically sure. 20. Nat.
• 41:17
  Nat 20. I I.
• 41:18
  Don't understand you? Sometimes.
• 41:21
  I told you if there was. Any time to get a Nat 20 this
• 41:25
  was it. Wait.
• 41:29
  Wait, wait, wait. That's the only.
• 41:34
  Why is your finger so? Salty.
• 41:38
  You're just salty tea. I scratch.
• 41:41
  My balls No, no way. See.
• 41:43
  The the. Shark's.
• 41:45
  God tooth pendant in your hand, try you try and Pierce while
• 41:49
  also if in failure try and knock it closer towards xer.
• 41:53
  You use all of your might, every fiber in your body, muscles
• 42:00
  tensing, just going crazy. I'm slamming.
• 42:02
  Into the side of this thing. Very compact and there's.
• 42:05
  A. Aura just explodes out.
• 42:11
  You're able to withstand. As it just washes over you and
• 42:15
  immense pulsing force the hourglass right there in that
• 42:20
  moment, time freezes with you. Give me a Wisdom save.
• 42:24
  Your choice. You can do survival or charisma,
• 42:27
  whichever is better. You can feel.
• 42:29
  You can feel. What did you say in this moment?
• 42:31
  You can. Feel.
• 42:32
  Something happening with inside you, your your mind trying to be
• 42:35
  bent to will and you're just trying to overcome it with sheer
• 42:38
  force. Give me a survival check or
• 42:40
  intimidation survival check with wisdom.
• 42:44
  Rise in the middle. What does that mean?
• 42:45
  It's cocked, it's. Cocked, it's cocked.
• 42:49
  Roll again. 17. As I said, you're.
• 42:52
  In this moment. Frozen in time, sand flows
• 42:55
  upwards, just circling you all right, I need once again another
• 42:59
  strength check because basically, whether it's God or
• 43:03
  the artifact itself, it's fighting back and in this moment
• 43:06
  you're trying to give that last push through 1818 total 18 total
• 43:11
  in this moment. Oh my God.
• 43:13
  Now all you see a second skips by for you witnessing this
• 43:17
  there. Now you on the other hand,
• 43:19
  you're frozen this this it seems like it's just ongoing for
• 43:23
  minutes, possibly even an hour. Just stuck in this this time
• 43:27
  loop. You can fill a severing of
• 43:29
  divinity and am I in? Isn't no way in?
• 43:32
  Any pain? Yes, but you're pushing through
• 43:35
  it. So he's like fucking iron.
• 43:37
  Man, when he snapped the fucking Infinity Gauntlet.
• 43:40
  Romeo D4 by the way. 2 OK. Xer first.
• 43:45
  Thing you see in that split second you see Nanaway hit the
• 43:47
  hourglass, there's a burst of white light turned blue fire,
• 43:51
  and then within that moment you hear Tink and half of the
• 43:55
  hourglass comes kicking over towards your feet.
• 43:59
  And then the Naway, you're just standing there over the other
• 44:02
  piece splitting it in two. Can I be the one to twins now?
• 44:07
  And then there. Is this man standing before you
• 44:11
  just wanting the God's name? Have you done Bitch, bitch,
• 44:15
  bitch. Bitch, it definitely ends your
• 44:17
  turn. That's.
• 44:18
  Your fire that shit. Is awesome bro.
• 44:21
  I'm about that. I'm about that bitch and firing
• 44:23
  squad. That motherfucker.
• 44:24
  As as the other half flies. To zero.
• 44:27
  You're just here. No.
• 44:29
  No way. Now you've.
• 44:30
  Gone and done it. You know is here fucking that?
• 44:37
  One that one, that one, that one now.
• 44:39
  Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
• 44:43
  This is not how this was supposed to happen.
• 44:45
  You foolish cretins. Oh.
• 44:50
  The Arch Magister. Will not stand for this.
• 44:53
  You see him begin to bleed out sand into his own hand and it
• 44:56
  goes across the floor over to the hourglass shattered half
• 45:00
  that's by your feet's ear as a hand of sand comes up grabbing
• 45:05
  the hourglass Shard and fully forms this man again.
• 45:10
  A secondary mirrored version. I'm sorry, when the fuck?
• 45:14
  Did we start fighting Sandman from Spiderman?
• 45:18
  Evidently just now. If he's anything like him, he's
• 45:21
  not a. Bad guy.
• 45:22
  He just went about it in a bad way.
• 45:24
  You know what? The best villains.
• 45:26
  Don't think they're the villains.
• 45:30
  His bow. The other foot.
• 45:31
  His evil twin. Not quite an evil twin, but you
• 45:34
  know, just his fellow. I'd say we're there now.
• 45:37
  We're arriving, not really me. Whose turn is?
• 45:42
  It OK you guys arrive? After the guy that's attacking 0
• 45:46
  comes, Yeah, there it goes. You guys arrive at the beginning
• 45:50
  of round 3 and grab the shattered part of that one.
• 45:52
  So. So did this guy.
• 45:55
  I'm looking. What that is and I'm.
• 45:56
  Just going to shame really. I know that sucks.
• 45:58
  Zero, it's your. Turn.
• 45:59
  Damn it. No, let me when I didn't.
• 46:02
  Need it. Dan, let me clarify, did.
• 46:04
  This guy. Pick up the hourglass or did he
• 46:07
  envelope it? This guy in sand turned
• 46:09
  partially into sand. Went across the room and a hand
• 46:13
  came up from the sand, grabbed the other half and just made a
• 46:15
  second clone of him. So there's two of him now?
• 46:18
  Yeah, I understand. That I'm asking did he envelope
• 46:21
  or? Is he holding?
• 46:22
  It he's holding in his hand. So it's not like Iron Man.
• 46:26
  Yeah, no, that's what I was curious.
• 46:28
  About. Bonus action.
• 46:30
  Reality Smudge I'm gonna use. The Micro.
• 46:33
  Teleport that doesn't provoke to go 5 feet this way moved over
• 46:37
  here and I'm gonna you moved away from him.
• 46:39
  Yeah, that's. Scary bad guys.
• 46:41
  And that's two Oh yeah, why no, no opportunity.
• 46:44
  Attack. Oh, you did your smudge and
• 46:46
  micro. Teleported 5 feet.
• 46:47
  Diagonally so neither of them could get an opportunity attack.
• 46:50
  Fair enough, fair enough, bitch. Both of.
• 46:51
  Them you did 2 bonus actions. Just want to be the bearer of
• 46:54
  bad news. Alberts have 10 feet of reach.
• 46:57
  That guy has already. You never said that he.
• 46:59
  Had a weapon if he's a complete mirrored image.
• 47:03
  Can still get you. Is that 10 feet?
• 47:05
  Hey. At least it wasn't that Nat 20.
• 47:06
  That I rolled earlier you may. Be fine you.
• 47:10
  May be fine, maybe I am. I'm no, I'm fine.
• 47:13
  Will not way become an. Internal being, you're going to
• 47:16
  become a turtle. An internal.
• 47:19
  Being There we go, his next character.
• 47:23
  What? Can I?
• 47:23
  Say. Except you're welcome for the
• 47:27
  sun. The sun, it's the sky.
• 47:30
  There's no need to pray. It's.
• 47:32
  OK, you're welcome. You're welcome.
• 47:34
  I'm just an ordinary damn guy. Your singing was fire.
• 47:38
  Does a 12 hit you? Nope.
• 47:40
  Damn. Literally as you.
• 47:41
  Teleport. One back just this huge arcing
• 47:44
  pole X just comes you're like 0 just.
• 47:49
  Oh, and hits the limbo. I'll just blast out Glass.
• 47:53
  He's. Holding I'm going roll I.
• 47:56
  Don't want you to tell me because I don't want you to
• 47:58
  think I'm cheating. Oh, I got a Nat 20.
• 48:01
  Oh. Yeah.
• 48:01
  OK, that hits. Do I gotta confirm?
• 48:04
  Yes, you get a confirm. 13. Plus. 518 that confirms Roll it
• 48:09
  again. What, without any bonuses?
• 48:12
  Right, 18. It was 18 again.
• 48:14
  Well. The first was a 13. +5 I know,
• 48:17
  but you got 1818. 18 No I got Nat 2018.
• 48:20
  OK, still, that's fucking Dan's. Just thinking about eighteens,
• 48:23
  yeah. Zero on AD. 10 is a 10.
• 48:26
  Right. Oh yeah, it's Max damage on the
• 48:28
  post roll. Ain't no way.
• 48:31
  There ain't no way I just. Hit this man with a 28 damage
• 48:34
  Eldridge blast. Yeah.
• 48:37
  That's. So and wait and I still got.
• 48:38
  To give you your crit and this is only that half of the.
• 48:41
  Hourglass too. Damn I should have aimed for
• 48:43
  him. Fuck.
• 48:44
  This. Hourglass.
• 48:45
  Might be fucked. This half you're also hitting it
• 48:48
  with the power. Of the D technically, but the
• 48:50
  power of Nasrat. Yeah, domino effect.
• 48:54
  Oh my God, double damage. So in what you did.
• 48:57
  OK, 28, that's a lot. Yeah.
• 48:59
  So your. Blast.
• 49:01
  You just, I don't know what you did.
• 49:02
  You somehow Kameha Meiha supercharged this Elder's blast
• 49:05
  and I did the. I did the.
• 49:07
  Arrow thing and the arrow. So if you've ever played Elden
• 49:11
  Ring, there's a spell where you like pull back an arrow and it
• 49:14
  gets bigger and bigger. That's essentially what it did.
• 49:16
  It just kept getting bigger and bigger.
• 49:18
  It's not in there until I eventually let go.
• 49:20
  You hit this blast. And this man is just standing
• 49:23
  there holding the piece of the hourglass.
• 49:25
  Just took a swing at you and then you hooked.
• 49:29
  And you hit the Shard. Right in his hand, just taking
• 49:32
  off a clear glass and bit of the brass and silver, whatever the
• 49:37
  metal material that was made out of this, just that whole nother
• 49:40
  chunk of it off as it's in his hand.
• 49:43
  He doesn't let go, but more damage just done.
• 49:46
  What does the domino effect thing do?
• 49:47
  Your blast goes. Through carrying the shards with
• 49:51
  it and hits the Raider that's standing next to him.
• 49:55
  I'll let you decide. You want him to take that damage
• 49:58
  or do you want to reroll? I rolled.
• 50:00
  Backs damage. I'm not.
• 50:03
  There's. No way I'm rolling Max damage
• 50:05
  again. So this is exactly what happens.
• 50:07
  Leaves his hand, knocks a huge chunk off the broken hourglass,
• 50:11
  flies on past and then explodes into the Raider, knocking him
• 50:16
  off his feet onto the ground 5/10/15 feet away, slamming his
• 50:21
  head into the column and he is down.
• 50:23
  So he's dead. Yes.
• 50:25
  So after he dies, his body shuts spiraling like that.
• 50:30
  Spell that the mod spell from Skyrim where you Oh no no like
• 50:35
  like his body. Literally starts distorting and
• 50:38
  spinning. That's disgusting.
• 50:40
  You're. Welcome.
• 50:40
  Yeah, he he literally. Just that's the best way I can
• 50:44
  make that sound. That's my time.
• 50:46
  And that begins round 3. Her body is here, her body in
• 50:51
  the club getting tipsy. Body in the.
• 50:54
  Club getting tipsy. I used to.
• 50:58
  Run in this. Weather so cold.
• 51:00
  Why does it hurt my? Lungs.
• 51:02
  No. No way.
• 51:02
  It's your turn. No, no way.
• 51:05
  Well, First things first. I'm I'm and then always gonna
• 51:08
  pop his HP. Elf potion.
• 51:12
  Roll it. 2. D 4 + 2 I.
• 51:15
  Got twins 4 cleanses. 3. 7. +2. Nice.
• 51:20
  There's some good healing. You have an action left.
• 51:23
  Take punches dude in the face you.
• 51:25
  Can scout him, stare him in the Dick so I have an action.
• 51:28
  Left. Yep.
• 51:29
  OK. Stab him in the Dick.
• 51:32
  And twist it piss him on his hot mouth.
• 51:34
  Pull his pants. Down stick your shirt.
• 51:37
  Yes. So.
• 51:41
  Action, though it has been long rest correct, Been a little
• 51:46
  while for. Action.
• 51:47
  It hasn't been. A longer so we haven't sloped.
• 51:49
  So is have we had a? Short rest is.
• 51:52
  Fog veil only. An action is an action.
• 51:57
  I I mean to be fair. You're Fogvale's 10 feet, right?
• 52:01
  Oh, yeah. You're just out of the Fogvale
• 52:03
  that you already laid down. Yeah.
• 52:04
  Yeah, that Fogvale's like, right?
• 52:06
  Here. I take everything back, I said
• 52:07
  earlier. You.
• 52:07
  Didn't see not only do anything, all you saw was just like a
• 52:10
  burst of light beyond Fogvale and then the hourglass come,
• 52:13
  half the hourglass come flying at you, I assumed.
• 52:17
  The bad. Guy can.
• 52:18
  Apparently he. Got red glow and eyes.
• 52:20
  True sight, be a bitch. Fuck.
• 52:24
  There ain't no. Point in doing that figured out.
• 52:25
  Trends. Well, you couldn't do it.
• 52:27
  Again, right now anyway. But yeah, go ahead and let you
• 52:29
  know. You look like Millwood bitch.
• 52:31
  Hey, I don't know in the. God's name.
• 52:33
  What a Millwood is Millwood comes.
• 52:37
  In with the bitch. I have an hourglass.
• 52:42
  We have a Millwood. What's Millwood?
• 52:45
  Hey. Please.
• 52:59
  Please. No one's going.
• 53:02
  To kill them. We're going to be in the final.
• 53:04
  Fight the BBEG. Fight.
• 53:06
  We're all going to be struggling and then out of nowhere, hey.
• 53:11
  Oh yeah, so as soon as you can see through.
• 53:14
  Since you. Can see through, but not always
• 53:15
  fog. No fucking point in doing that.
• 53:18
  How tall is this dude? He is roughly.
• 53:21
  Over 6 feet tall, under 7. I'm sorry, did you?
• 53:25
  Did you say he's? A tiny boy, is he?
• 53:29
  Is he tiny man? Is he small little boy?
• 53:32
  Don't worry, Nanawa. You big man, you big strong man.
• 53:36
  They both look at you. Simultaneously and unison and
• 53:39
  voice just simply say I will ring you like a rag doll.
• 53:43
  You can fucking try. While he's doing that then.
• 53:46
  Now. He's gonna grab his hood cutlass
• 53:49
  and slice him with it and swing him around in circles.
• 53:53
  Get that in that 20 to do that. I have complete faith.
• 53:57
  In him. Unfortunately, fuck.
• 53:59
  Oh no, what'd you get? Not even close Advantage.
• 54:06
  No. Fuck you 666. 4 + 2 yeah 6 hold
• 54:14
  up. Can I throw my dagger out of his
• 54:18
  head? Well I tried that.
• 54:19
  The shark God pendant. Did you know Crumble in your
• 54:22
  hand my dagger so. I'm gonna eat my own.
• 54:25
  Roll, roll. Just AD 20 a 2.
• 54:29
  Damn it. No, you can't.
• 54:30
  All right? Yeah, sure.
• 54:31
  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 54:33
  Hold on. Hold.
• 54:33
  On Watch this Watch This Wait, what did?
• 54:36
  You get Did you get a 2 again? Did you get a 2 again?
• 54:40
  That 20. It was a Nat. 20.
• 54:46
  Fucking crazy. I say allow it.
• 54:49
  Hey. Yeah, swing your dagger.
• 54:51
  Swing my dagger. Firm No.
• 54:53
  Confirm swing your dagger swing. It swing.
• 54:56
  It swing. Swing, swing.
• 54:57
  The dagger AM. I hearing that in the real
• 54:59
  world, yeah, OK. I was like, I can say, is that
• 55:02
  the real? World.
• 55:05
  So 3. Total you.
• 55:08
  One with the sword. One with the dagger.
• 55:09
  And he just is unfortunately able to two things.
• 55:13
  Did I add my decks? No, I didn't roll AD 20 out for
• 55:17
  my dagger attack. Yeah.
• 55:18
  Oh no, you got to roll. Roll your D.
• 55:20
  Twenty boy, I thought. That 20 was no.
• 55:24
  That was his luck. Hold up.
• 55:26
  Then that 20 allowed. Him to do it let's all this I'll
• 55:31
  take the four Ting Ting. Perry.
• 55:36
  Perry. Polo.
• 55:37
  Ting Ting. Can I can?
• 55:40
  I play Polo G. To distract him.
• 55:44
  Sure. No.
• 55:46
  You. Gotta sing it, fuck.
• 55:47
  In the Naway's voice. What I.
• 55:50
  Need Dara. I want to move on, but I really
• 55:52
  want to hear. This at the same time.
• 55:53
  No, that's me wrong I. Need Dara.
• 55:56
  I need Dara. What am I supposed?
• 55:58
  To do is that in your turn Trent mine.
• 56:00
  Fucking. Vallejo and Dara come.
• 56:03
  Bursting through the doors. Let's just clarify.
• 56:05
  Did we pass? All them up that were fighting
• 56:08
  the other people or did they already wipe them out?
• 56:10
  You passed them OK. Big bitch.
• 56:13
  Talk to me. Spit your warts before you kill.
• 56:15
  Me just let. Me twerk.
• 56:17
  Proceed No. No way.
• 56:19
  Do not talk. Like that we are going to murder
• 56:21
  the fuck out of this bitch. Damn damn no no way.
• 56:25
  Shit. Like was was he twerking?
• 56:27
  That dude, no way. He just.
• 56:29
  Call up his ass. Does he decide not to kill us?
• 56:34
  Did that. Persuade him to.
• 56:36
  Join our side, your luscious. Leg has.
• 56:39
  Moved me. Running up to the gallon and all
• 56:43
  that. You just ran into the fog Vale.
• 56:44
  Am I in the fog? Vale Yeah, the.
• 56:49
  Fog Vale is right, yeah. But guess what?
• 56:51
  Guess what? The fog Vale is gone.
• 56:53
  OK, it's been a couple of. Rounds.
• 56:55
  Since yeah, we're in round three right now.
• 56:56
  That's right, yeah. Yeah.
• 56:58
  So. And fog Vale only.
• 57:00
  Really lasts one minute, but. That's forever.
• 57:04
  You call. Them that yeah, one minute, 6
• 57:07
  rounds, yeah. So I was.
• 57:09
  Still there, I run up. I don't know who.
• 57:16
  You are, or why you're green, but it's always you.
• 57:19
  Filthy fucking knife ears Vallejo.
• 57:21
  He's no good. Yeah, I can tell he's a knife.
• 57:24
  Ear get him Vallejo, I'm. Bringing your death.
• 57:27
  Sooner than later, speak to me. Not that way the.
• 57:30
  Only thing you're going to be bringing.
• 57:32
  Is the fucking death of yourself after he finishes that I raise.
• 57:36
  My hands and go Oh no, at the end of my death and then I get
• 57:41
  Pakistan. It's the painful.
• 57:44
  Pakistan from 10 feet. Away is it.
• 57:46
  Is it the painful Pakistan? I thought it had to be 5 feet I
• 57:49
  think. Pakistan had to be 5 feet I
• 57:50
  think. 5 feet, yeah, I think it was 5 feet.
• 57:52
  You move up one more foot. Otherwise, it's just going to go
• 57:56
  it's. Life from me to you.
• 58:00
  No, time's all weird in here. Wind travels, glass moves.
• 58:03
  Quickly the sand goes away to show it's a glass.
• 58:07
  Exactly. You just sound like muscle man.
• 58:15
  Do your favorite this guy looks like.
• 58:16
  Muscle man. He built like muscle man.
• 58:18
  Wait me, I don't. Know when you were talking about
• 58:22
  me or him, I was. Like, wait a minute.
• 58:25
  You're talking about him. And then I'll wake it.
• 58:35
  Saved by the dragon. I don't think that's hitting.
• 58:39
  No, but that's OK because I've been lying to you.
• 58:42
  Guys this whole time? He's had a lucky.
• 58:44
  I've had a lucky. You motherfucker.
• 58:48
  Fucker, you baby. What I rolled a. 7 total and
• 58:56
  then I said but that's OK because I've been lying to
• 58:58
  everybody. What do you mean?
• 59:00
  What do you mean? Because I still.
• 59:00
  Have a lucky. I knew you had a lucky.
• 59:03
  Motherfucker, I told you guys I was.
• 59:04
  Saving it for an important. Situation, he did say.
• 59:08
  That all right, say that. Like 2 sessions ago.
• 59:11
  I think. It was the last session.
• 59:13
  Maybe, I don't remember. In my perspective with pockets
• 59:19
  in I just wanted to ask. He has a freaking fucking.
• 59:26
  Fucking pistol, he has damn accuracy. 18 he's.
• 59:32
  Accurate with a pistol. It's a shotgun.
• 59:35
  Yeah, but sometimes. You've got a yeah, great time.
• 59:40
  For one of. Dan's famous Shit rolls, Yeah,
• 59:42
  shit rolls. Shit rolls.
• 59:43
  Shit rolls. Shit rolls.
• 59:44
  Shit rolls, Yeah, missed the. Whole miss the whole thing.
• 59:49
  Guys, we overwhelmed the shit roll.
• 59:52
  Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
• 59:54
  Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare that dice is gone.
• 1:00:00
  So you. And just he wasn't ready for
• 1:00:03
  that. He was not expecting that twice
• 1:00:06
  from two different people and all of a sudden the glass
• 1:00:09
  sharded pocket sand just in his face and he's just.
• 1:00:16
  He's just shaking around. Just swinging his Albert.
• 1:00:22
  See, now I know you can't see nothing.
• 1:00:23
  Now, but let me know if you hear this.
• 1:00:25
  I know since I'm at close range it's going to be a disadvantage.
• 1:00:28
  OK, I have a thing for it in case I miss.
• 1:00:30
  And no, it's not a lucky that wasn't in the tray.
• 1:00:35
  Well, OK, OK, so I got. A 11 to hit.
• 1:00:43
  I'm pulling something up because I got to look at it real quick.
• 1:00:46
  If it'll fucking load, hey. Dara, Yeah.
• 1:00:50
  My Ask 0. If zero is a.
• 1:00:53
  Tree there. Are you a tree?
• 1:00:55
  No. OK, so.
• 1:01:00
  Why did you ask me to ask you? I'm.
• 1:01:01
  Guessing 11. I don't know what you're
• 1:01:02
  talking. About I did not ask you.
• 1:01:04
  No, fuck you mate, I'm. Going to use.
• 1:01:06
  Grazing Shot. This damage is the same type
• 1:01:09
  dealt by the weapon and the damage can be increased only by
• 1:01:13
  increasing the ability modifier. We take 7 damage anyway.
• 1:01:20
  Hey. Ty.
• 1:01:22
  Look, I'm a rogue. Not that way.
• 1:01:27
  You're a rogue. See, you can do that eventually.
• 1:01:32
  And. That's my turn.
• 1:01:35
  This this being in front. Of you rubbing at his eyes and
• 1:01:39
  still flailing around with his halber.
• 1:01:40
  Just. He says he starts.
• 1:01:46
  And through bloody red. Eyes.
• 1:01:48
  He just stares. Perhaps he can make out your
• 1:01:50
  shape and he just says you are Vallejo.
• 1:01:54
  Vallejo tiger heart, don't forget.
• 1:01:55
  It baby and me, the piece of our.
• 1:01:58
  Class on the floor and I can give you something that you wish
• 1:02:01
  for. What if I?
• 1:02:03
  Wish for you to die. Don't.
• 1:02:05
  Yeah, good job. Vallejo, this is something you
• 1:02:08
  truly. Desire.
• 1:02:09
  Yeah, yeah. I don't know.
• 1:02:11
  About all that. I know where the man.
• 1:02:13
  Who killed your? Father is just kill this bitch
• 1:02:16
  ass. I'll find.
• 1:02:17
  Him eventually. Besides, if I do that here,
• 1:02:19
  isn't it isn't going to give me no more whiskey and then I'll
• 1:02:22
  take a swig. There's a lot going on right now
• 1:02:29
  and this. Is the guy that's with the same
• 1:02:31
  people that killed Father Austrich?
• 1:02:32
  You want to try me dude? I'm only like. 20 years old and
• 1:02:37
  been married 7 times. That's fucking horrible.
• 1:02:41
  And that, that's fucking horrible.
• 1:02:42
  Only like 20 Jesus Christ I. Thought Malaya was like in his
• 1:02:46
  thirty. When was his first marriage?
• 1:02:50
  Right after. His dad died 12 years old.
• 1:02:52
  Does the 15 hit you? No, no.
• 1:02:57
  No, because I'm going to use the skin of my teeth.
• 1:03:01
  My AC is 19 A roll to 5I have one of those left Mr. Sandman.
• 1:03:11
  Bring me. A dream.
• 1:03:13
  Bum, bum, bum. The.
• 1:03:14
  Cutest. That I've ever seen.
• 1:03:17
  Bum bum bum bum didn't tell them that is lesson nights are over.
• 1:03:26
  You're welcome for that. Oh my God, think I'm just
• 1:03:31
  singing episode. Yep, musical number every
• 1:03:34
  episode. Every.
• 1:03:35
  Episode I just I'm smack. In the dice together down here.
• 1:03:37
  And I was like, wait a minute, Father Oshkosh just missed the
• 1:03:40
  Sandman. What is that?
• 1:03:45
  What? Is that what do they call that?
• 1:03:46
  That's that's that's Canon right there.
• 1:03:50
  So we sing. That song and.
• 1:03:51
  It summons Father Austria. Father Austria.
• 1:03:55
  I guess he moves. And steps back as.
• 1:03:57
  He does. There's a shutter of sand that
• 1:04:01
  just begins to fill his space, and he moves back to the other
• 1:04:04
  side of Nanaway. Nanaway, you get an opportunity
• 1:04:07
  attack As do you. Yeah, bitch, my turn.
• 1:04:09
  Bitch, you're too far away. No, I already used my.
• 1:04:12
  Reaction moving. To the other side of Nanaway
• 1:04:14
  next. To the other piece of hourglass
• 1:04:17
  you roll twice, take the lower. Just like reality smudge.
• 1:04:24
  Essentially he he continuously has sand displacement coming off
• 1:04:27
  of him, leaving like a displaced visage of him.
• 1:04:32
  Take the lower you have. Disadvantage 2016 hits Steam.
• 1:04:41
  Plus just want. A pokey in the mouth.
• 1:04:47
  Just. Giving the gnaw away my long
• 1:04:48
  sword and. Javelins.
• 1:04:49
  Why? Because they'd be more useful to
• 1:04:51
  you. Throw one at them.
• 1:04:54
  I'll catch it. What y'all you?
• 1:04:58
  Know I catch I caught it. I got I just javelin brazers.
• 1:05:08
  I'm not used to landing sitting. In a chair, I have been in the.
• 1:05:12
  Past few games, yeah. What?
• 1:05:14
  Your damage. Jesus.
• 1:05:17
  I was distracted 2 + 2 four and a four.
• 1:05:25
  I can't believe the. Same day that now.
• 1:05:27
  We found out exactly what his shark God pendant was.
• 1:05:30
  He destroyed it. It can do this.
• 1:05:34
  It can do that. And there's other things you
• 1:05:35
  don't even know that it can do. Broken.
• 1:05:37
  That's pretty funny. It's broken butter.
• 1:05:53
  Toast the chicken daddy when we go back from where?
• 1:05:57
  We're going. I'm coming back to where we were
• 1:05:59
  before. I know people there.
• 1:06:03
  Four more days. Till my birthday.
• 1:06:05
  Oh. My God, did he say that?
• 1:06:09
  Yes, he's actually. Said that anyways.
• 1:06:12
  How much damage? You did.
• 1:06:13
  I did 4 + 4. It.
• 1:06:15
  And see OK you can smite. On an opportunity attack.
• 1:06:18
  Yeah, since the fuck win. It's simple melee.
• 1:06:22
  Hey, Dan. Hey.
• 1:06:23
  Ty, come out. Of 3.5.
• 1:06:26
  Huh. Come out of 3.5, I'll come
• 1:06:28
  wherever I want. Roll for it.
• 1:06:30
  What do you want me to roll? G?
• 1:06:32
  20 I'm a It's the only. Way I'm letting you do this, I
• 1:06:35
  bet. Guess what?
• 1:06:36
  D20 No it's not. It's a fucking 9.
• 1:06:43
  What is it? Can't do it.
• 1:06:48
  I love you. I can, all right?
• 1:06:50
  Sure. That easy.
• 1:06:55
  Can I kill? Him I can.
• 1:06:56
  Can I? Can I break?
• 1:06:58
  His limbs off right now. No, it's not even your turn.
• 1:07:01
  But. This is an opportunity attack,
• 1:07:02
  but the isn't I got to cut. All this if it's an.
• 1:07:05
  Opportunity. Then I get an.
• 1:07:07
  Opportunity to attack. You had swung your sword.
• 1:07:12
  But. A.
• 1:07:13
  Move what? Move a bonus.
• 1:07:15
  Action. It's not your turn.
• 1:07:19
  That was cute in episode. Four, let me do it back.
• 1:07:22
  OK, you attacked him. You hit.
• 1:07:24
  Him. You did good moving on.
• 1:07:26
  Good job. The.
• 1:07:29
  Other copy next. To you oh over there this one
• 1:07:32
  right here the other copy of himself comes moving over to the
• 1:07:36
  other one oh fuck he's I'm getting I'm.
• 1:07:38
  About to get ice cream sandwiched?
• 1:07:40
  About to get gangbang? You're the Oreo.
• 1:07:43
  Fuck, I'm the Oreo. You mean I'm the cream?
• 1:07:46
  They're the cookies. And guess what?
• 1:07:50
  They're giving you the cookie. I'm about to bust these cookies.
• 1:07:53
  Who the fuck is on top of him? I.
• 1:07:59
  Actually. I don't need that dera do
• 1:08:04
  something that's not. My turn yet?
• 1:08:07
  Get that fucking. Shit out.
• 1:08:08
  Of here I get AI got a does a 20.
• 1:08:11
  Two hit you, No. The last session he was like
• 1:08:15
  your level. Three he's like next next
• 1:08:18
  awesome move that you do your Level 3 stop making shit up I'm.
• 1:08:22
  Not. The smiles of dead giveaway all.
• 1:08:25
  Right. Does the 22 hit you?
• 1:08:27
  No. Are you lying, boy?
• 1:08:28
  No. You're taking.
• 1:08:29
  Some damage though. Yeah, it does hit me, but I
• 1:08:32
  think they're. Carried because they didn't
• 1:08:33
  swing for me. Yeah, I know.
• 1:08:34
  Look how the fucking look at the.
• 1:08:35
  Height difference It's a. Tall 20 year old boy.
• 1:08:42
  You take. 10 damage as the one. That runs up.
• 1:08:45
  On you strikes. Down across.
• 1:08:48
  In an arc with the poleaxe dealing 10 damage, how are you?
• 1:08:52
  Health wise? You all right?
• 1:08:53
  No. Stay rich.
• 1:08:56
  Your turn, yippie. Oh, wait.
• 1:08:59
  Wait, it is your. Turn but and they do a lot with
• 1:09:03
  that. Strike across.
• 1:09:03
  Your back. He leans down into your ear.
• 1:09:07
  That's that's kind of. That's like.
• 1:09:09
  Pedophilia and says what are. You going to say you're already
• 1:09:13
  killing me? He whispers into your ear in a.
• 1:09:15
  Naway, you should look at your phone.
• 1:09:16
  I'm waiting to see Trent's face. Look at Trent's face.
• 1:09:19
  Huh? Look at Trent's.
• 1:09:20
  Face I want to know. I want to.
• 1:09:22
  I want. To know.
• 1:09:24
  What? He said Nah when the guy.
• 1:09:25
  Whispered in his ear. Yeah, and Dan texted him so he
• 1:09:27
  can know what he whispered. What's your name?
• 1:09:30
  I am a. Parcel charis of.
• 1:09:32
  Art Magister Vera. Well, guess what, motherfucker.
• 1:09:35
  I'll never give you that fucking hourglass.
• 1:09:38
  You can kill me all you want, but we will never die, you
• 1:09:43
  squander. You fool.
• 1:09:44
  My words were true and it continues on with the attack and
• 1:09:48
  it is Dara's turn. All right, mate, I'm going to
• 1:09:50
  move up a little. Bit I'm still quite far away so
• 1:09:52
  I can't do too much unfortunately.
• 1:09:54
  I'm tempted to shoot him up with my crossbow but I'm not hitting
• 1:09:57
  the Naway and I don't want to do that.
• 1:09:59
  Only if you get a Nat one. Do it Dara.
• 1:10:01
  Really do. It kill this motherfucker if you
• 1:10:04
  get a Nat one there. That's when the possibility of
• 1:10:07
  hitting the Naway happens. But if you roll anything besides
• 1:10:10
  a Nat 1, you will not hit the Nat way.
• 1:10:12
  All right, well get his attention.
• 1:10:13
  By shooting an air at him, trying to draw him away from the
• 1:10:17
  Norway at the Clown 12. On the die so. 14 I'm assuming a
• 1:10:23
  14 headsome doesn't miss, just flies overhead just.
• 1:10:27
  Off on my overhead in. Character.
• 1:10:29
  You guys don't know that unless. The Norway decides to shout it
• 1:10:32
  out. So you fired your crossbow?
• 1:10:34
  Yeah, right in his. Face but I freaking missed.
• 1:10:38
  I don't know if I'll have any bonus sections other than
• 1:10:41
  instilled out, but unfortunately I believe the the age.
• 1:10:45
  You could try sleep. Sleep.
• 1:10:50
  That's a terrible idea. Maybe if I'm solo fighting but
• 1:10:53
  not in this setting everybody will be pretty mad at me.
• 1:10:56
  I could do it if I had to, to save in a not way.
• 1:11:00
  No, you're just. Family Guy Mexican.
• 1:11:02
  Lady No. No.
• 1:11:04
  Yeah, you did, Superman. Not here.
• 1:11:08
  I'll give you it's. Crazy no?
• 1:11:12
  I'll give you 20. Bucks to.
• 1:11:13
  Leave. No, no.
• 1:11:15
  I. Stay I.
• 1:11:16
  Stay, I guess I'll just. Don't fucking do you have your
• 1:11:20
  net? It's not a bonus.
• 1:11:22
  Action I already. Shot and I missed.
• 1:11:25
  Shot I missed. So shot again.
• 1:11:28
  And I missed. All right, I'll hand my turn
• 1:11:31
  over to Griff. Griff's turn, you motherfucker.
• 1:11:34
  Griff fires an. Arrow.
• 1:11:36
  Into the back of the clone version of this man, staggering
• 1:11:41
  him slightly as he's luring over Nanaway.
• 1:11:44
  And it is Zier's turn. No, I'm going to cast no.
• 1:11:48
  I'm going to cast Mage hand right with hourglasses, OK?
• 1:11:51
  And I'm going to pick up the out the half of the hourglass, OK,
• 1:11:54
  and float it back over to Zier. As soon as Zier gets his hands
• 1:11:57
  on that hourglass, Zier's going to go, hopefully.
• 1:12:01
  This. Works, Nazarek.
• 1:12:04
  Bring me back to your realm. You.
• 1:12:08
  Son of a fucking bitch. Give me a religion check with
• 1:12:12
  advantage because that half of the.
• 1:12:14
  Hourglass is going to go with me.
• 1:12:17
  Nat 20 shut up. Right there, Ty.
• 1:12:21
  You can check it if you. Want.
• 1:12:22
  That's Nat 20. That's Nat 20.
• 1:12:24
  Holy. Shit, you're cut.
• 1:12:25
  You're cut. With that.
• 1:12:27
  Zir, you say these words and you shout to the top of your lungs,
• 1:12:31
  fully extending out your 8 foot in stature.
• 1:12:34
  There is a darkness that flows into the shrine of ours, an
• 1:12:39
  unnatural darkness that doesn't belong, shimmers and wavers over
• 1:12:43
  not a puff of smoke, but in black visceral mist.
• 1:12:48
  Aberration. You just shudder out of
• 1:12:50
  existence before Azir disappears.
• 1:12:52
  He's going to look. At the guy and be like good luck
• 1:12:55
  getting this half back bitch. I know what I'm going to do.
• 1:13:00
  And with that. Now way it is your turn, so I'm
• 1:13:03
  going to talk to this guy. The clone come down here in that
• 1:13:08
  moment of just. Witnessing half of the hourglass
• 1:13:11
  dissipate and disappear, he clutches the other to his side.
• 1:13:15
  Just arch Magister guide my hand and you say come down to my
• 1:13:23
  level. Speak now what?
• 1:13:26
  Do you? Want.
• 1:13:27
  What? What more can you take if you
• 1:13:30
  give me that half? Of the hourglass I can get it
• 1:13:33
  back What? I can, I can.
• 1:13:37
  Give you the other half back. Give me a persuasion check.
• 1:13:41
  Charisma with disadvantage I. Want to give them the health
• 1:13:45
  action? No, it's true really.
• 1:13:47
  He can do it. So I have a 14 SO.
• 1:13:50
  Well, they are so 15. Still.
• 1:13:54
  Clutching the. Hourglass half.
• 1:13:56
  He puts the halberd pointing directly at you in vulnerable
• 1:14:00
  space and just stares down at you.
• 1:14:03
  Speak now, and speak true. What do you mean?
• 1:14:07
  Be very clear, this can all go away.
• 1:14:10
  And we can all go back to our original lives.
• 1:14:12
  I offered you redemption. Everything.
• 1:14:16
  Why is there 2 clones? Why are you a clone and he's the
• 1:14:20
  original? I am one.
• 1:14:22
  We are. One, I don't believe it.
• 1:14:24
  You can't count. There's two of you, yeah.
• 1:14:27
  There's two of you, just like. Vallejo said he's going to roll
• 1:14:29
  an Insight check. Want to level the playing field?
• 1:14:34
  I. See.
• 1:14:44
  I would not fall for your trickery.
• 1:14:46
  Guess what? What give me?
• 1:14:48
  Your other hand let. Me show you.
• 1:14:49
  Matt's trick? Come here, give me your
• 1:14:53
  persuasion check this time advantage.
• 1:15:00
  Not doing it. Yeah.
• 1:15:06
  If I sat on my balls. Oh, I peed a little Vallejo.
• 1:15:11
  What's wrong? Are you OK, Vallejo?
• 1:15:13
  No. He goes to actually reach.
• 1:15:18
  Out his hand and then all of a sudden there's a shudder as he
• 1:15:21
  goes sand and then is absorbed by the other Karis and now he's
• 1:15:26
  holding the hourglass. So the other guy's holding the
• 1:15:28
  hourglass. And the other one's gone.
• 1:15:31
  So how much turn, Sir? I know I blinded you.
• 1:15:35
  I know I shot you. You're having a bad day.
• 1:15:38
  We're having a bad day. Why not just hand over the other
• 1:15:41
  piece? It's not like you're getting the
• 1:15:43
  other one. My mission may not be.
• 1:15:45
  Successful, but I will depart now.
• 1:15:49
  Now. Pretty please.
• 1:15:53
  So I shouldn't? All right, now wait, what are
• 1:15:55
  you doing? It is your.
• 1:15:56
  Turn. OK, so I'm a turn so.
• 1:15:58
  I turn from him. Boom, he's gone.
• 1:16:00
  Correct, He's gone. This guy's gone.
• 1:16:03
  He has hourglass. All right, well, do you want to
• 1:16:06
  see the magic trick? He is done talking.
• 1:16:10
  You're not done talking. There is.
• 1:16:11
  No more for me to say to. You welp.
• 1:16:14
  And he starts doing a gesture with his hands.
• 1:16:18
  Guess what? I'm a guy.
• 1:16:19
  I'm going to hold on to him. You're going to hold on, and now
• 1:16:22
  he's going to hold on to him. See OK.
• 1:16:25
  See. See.
• 1:16:28
  So give me a grapple check. Give.
• 1:16:31
  Me a grapple check? Yeah, I'll take that. 9.
• 1:16:36
  Total you go to your. 4 foot 10 frame.
• 1:16:44
  Jump on. To him and he just what you
• 1:16:47
  mean. Knock you?
• 1:16:48
  He knocks you to the ground. Porn and always giving it all
• 1:16:51
  he's got. You've tried to be sneaky, you
• 1:16:54
  have tried to grapple this man and now you've dive for the
• 1:16:58
  hourglass and he shutter faces and you go through and fall to
• 1:17:04
  the ground. I had ADC.
• 1:17:09
  That's bullshit. I'm going to kill myself.
• 1:17:12
  No, you're not. I'm I'm.
• 1:17:13
  Not always going to. Kill himself?
• 1:17:15
  No, he's not. Yes, he is.
• 1:17:16
  People love in No. Way I love in no way.
• 1:17:18
  The way it's your turn. OK, Yeah.
• 1:17:21
  Your gun is pointed. Straight at this man's.
• 1:17:23
  Fuck and no way hit a guy. Even if.
• 1:17:26
  You fucking shoot this. Motherfucker, he's just going to
• 1:17:28
  shut her through the motherfucking thing.
• 1:17:30
  He's being a fucking bitch. He's cheating.
• 1:17:32
  Maybe that was his reaction. I'm going to back up 10 feet.
• 1:17:36
  He's going to get an opportunity, that's fine.
• 1:17:42
  Terrible, terrible dog. Shit dog, Shit dog.
• 1:17:46
  Ass the 12 hit. You no AC.
• 1:17:48
  Is 14. OK.
• 1:17:51
  So. I'm going to swap my pistol to
• 1:17:53
  my offhand and I missed. And I'm going to move back.
• 1:17:57
  Up and I want to try to to wrestle that fucking half an
• 1:18:01
  hour glass out of his hand with my main action, but you backed
• 1:18:04
  away. Yeah, to make him waste.
• 1:18:06
  His reaction? So he moved back forward.
• 1:18:09
  Yeah, OK. And then?
• 1:18:10
  With my main action I want to try to.
• 1:18:12
  Take that fucking piece of hourglass, half hourglass and
• 1:18:16
  throw it in my fucking. Mouth once you do.
• 1:18:18
  Dead ass wicking up his sand on the.
• 1:18:23
  Gun, that's what. That's what in that way.
• 1:18:24
  That's like reverse cat tub. That's that's what.
• 1:18:26
  He's doing right now. See.
• 1:18:27
  So all the sand and the little shards of glass right here,
• 1:18:31
  that's what in the now he's. Doing he.
• 1:18:33
  Is that's a 12. He's a 19.
• 1:18:38
  He flipped it. On the I heard that shit
• 1:18:41
  everybody heard. That shit in the fucking record
• 1:18:43
  61 don't lie. So another failed.
• 1:18:49
  Attempt to snatch this hourglass and that's OK tucks it in closer
• 1:18:53
  I'll. Back up and.
• 1:18:54
  I'll just shoot it, all right? He's got it in like this.
• 1:18:56
  So that would be, I mean like I'll just shoot his fucking hand
• 1:18:59
  then. Shoot his hand off.
• 1:19:01
  Yeah, just fucking shoot. His hand off.
• 1:19:04
  I'm just aiming for him. Look at that flicker divers.
• 1:19:08
  That's cocked. That's cocked.
• 1:19:14
  What kind of curse are you putting on?
• 1:19:16
  Us Dan's using a fucking magnet or something.
• 1:19:19
  I got a 15. You're disoriented.
• 1:19:21
  Due to the lattice. You're back up and just fire
• 1:19:23
  your gun and he's just able to just it just goes over his head
• 1:19:26
  and he kind of no, it doesn't lurches.
• 1:19:28
  Are you doing your? No, you already used your lucky.
• 1:19:31
  What are you doing? Rising shot.
• 1:19:33
  I'm hitting that. Hourglass, whether he likes it
• 1:19:34
  or not, Max. Damage for.
• 1:19:38
  A total of 11. Just it shatters a bit more and
• 1:19:50
  he says. No.
• 1:19:52
  Fastest hand of Aurelia son. You predicted my death wrong.
• 1:19:56
  His turn. Yeah.
• 1:19:56
  Yeah, that's all I got. I know I did a.
• 1:20:00
  Lot. As this.
• 1:20:02
  Takes place he. Finishes what he initially
• 1:20:04
  started. I have to ask broke.
• 1:20:07
  More of it off. It was there already.
• 1:20:09
  Is there still sand in the hourglass?
• 1:20:11
  Because like, I know that sand's not good to touch.
• 1:20:14
  There is. I mean, you kind of have to.
• 1:20:15
  Know what to do with it, but there is a bit less.
• 1:20:18
  Just launched that shit some. Somewhat to.
• 1:20:22
  Do it to. Be fair, father Ostrich.
• 1:20:24
  Other than knowing it was an artifact, didn't know anything
• 1:20:26
  about it. He did grab a handful at one
• 1:20:28
  point. And it didn't do anything to
• 1:20:29
  him. You also watch two or three
• 1:20:31
  doors and don't forget that pendant.
• 1:20:33
  Coin that you guys were all touchy touchy on was exploding
• 1:20:36
  in your hand and Father Osic could grab it just fine.
• 1:20:38
  It never exploded in my. Hand.
• 1:20:43
  That one. And then you duck and roll
• 1:20:49
  apostle. Karis.
• 1:20:50
  You know his name because Nanaway knew it, and we'll just
• 1:20:53
  say at some point it was exchanged.
• 1:20:55
  I'm just tired of saying that guy or that man.
• 1:20:58
  Apostle Karis begins to do another motion and as he does, a
• 1:21:04
  mirrored forming portal just opens up behind him and he
• 1:21:08
  quickly steps through. I think you might be my dad.
• 1:21:13
  And as he does. It begins to just ripple and
• 1:21:16
  shimmer, and once that happens, hold your mouth.
• 1:21:19
  A woman's female melodic voice comes through.
• 1:21:22
  Silkari Nanaway, I believe is there truth to you locating the
• 1:21:28
  other part of this fractured hourglass See, but I want.
• 1:21:33
  Something in return speak Zalkari.
• 1:21:36
  Heal my friends. And give me that other hourglass
• 1:21:39
  and I'll help you. That is not part.
• 1:21:42
  Of our equation, but I can do something else.
• 1:21:46
  Zalkari, what is that? A show of good.
• 1:21:48
  Faith. Find this hourglass if you swear
• 1:21:52
  this oath to me. Now I can undo what's been done.
• 1:21:56
  And with such a show of good faith.
• 1:21:58
  An image as the mirror begins to ripple once more, shimmers and
• 1:22:03
  shutters like water, and a figure begins to take shape and
• 1:22:07
  form. You can't make it out right
• 1:22:09
  away, but the vistage become more and more clear and you see
• 1:22:13
  an elder man dressed in robes with a pendant medallion around
• 1:22:17
  his neck. Ausrich of the.
• 1:22:20
  God Seridan. Ausrich.
• 1:22:22
  And as the face. Comes in clear you see Ausrich
• 1:22:26
  and in his voice and in the woman's you hear TikTok it.
• 1:22:31
  Ripples once more to. Nothing.
• 1:22:33
  For a moment, there's silence, allowing you to weigh the
• 1:22:36
  decisions in your head. Bounty hunter Tagehara.
• 1:22:40
  That is my surname. Yes.
• 1:22:43
  Have you had much luck? Finding your father's murderer.
• 1:22:48
  I have a name and a. Location.
• 1:22:51
  I also have a name and a location.
• 1:22:53
  Vallejo Takahara at the shrine of ours.
• 1:22:56
  You can see the mirror begin to ripple.
• 1:22:57
  One more time and looks like it's beginning to fade out.
• 1:23:00
  Well, there's a fat lot that we could do to.
• 1:23:02
  Find that other half without that one.
• 1:23:05
  Speak now your decision. I will return your friend and
• 1:23:09
  Elder Hollow will be untouched. Agree to find the other half of
• 1:23:12
  this hourglass and I will not only return your friend but I
• 1:23:17
  will also help. You find.
• 1:23:18
  A killer of someone you loved. You talk a good game, but.
• 1:23:24
  There are several issues in. This.
• 1:23:28
  A. We can't find it without the
• 1:23:29
  other half correct B. You guys.
• 1:23:33
  Are with the same. Person that killed somebody that
• 1:23:35
  the whole group loved. Understand and believe me now.
• 1:23:38
  Father Ostrich was a casualty that I did not want and it was
• 1:23:43
  not supposed to happen. Well, if you didn't want it and
• 1:23:46
  it wasn't supposed. To happen.
• 1:23:47
  Then just go ahead and bring him back and give us that other
• 1:23:51
  piece. Be on your way and we'll meet up
• 1:23:52
  with you in a couple of weeks or so.
• 1:23:53
  Everybody roll my deck safe. Oh shit.
• 1:23:56
  I think I. Fucked up guys 16. 10. 18.
• 1:24:06
  What? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
• 1:24:07
  What about grief? Oh shit.
• 1:24:12
  He gonna be fine. 18 also. De Romeo D82-D2D8 A pulse comes
• 1:24:25
  from the mirror, knocking everybody back a few feet as
• 1:24:28
  also whipping shards of glass fly forth, striking Dera and
• 1:24:35
  knocking her to the ground six feet back.
• 1:24:37
  You take 10 damage. With that, once more the voice
• 1:24:39
  comes through. This is no longer a discussion.
• 1:24:42
  You will not have what I now possess, and you will find me
• 1:24:46
  that hourglass, because as easily as I can bring forth, I
• 1:24:50
  can find another timeline. And always going in there.
• 1:24:53
  Which one? Of your acting first, you're
• 1:24:55
  moving. Towards the mirror.
• 1:24:56
  You're trying to take a shot at it.
• 1:24:58
  I'm going first. I'm jumping in.
• 1:25:00
  Go for it. What are we wrong?
• 1:25:03
  Nothing as you go to jump. Through Give me a deck.
• 1:25:05
  Save as you fire. Go ahead. 30 20 it's. 10.
• 1:25:23
  Only two D82-D. 8 Give me a deck.
• 1:25:26
  Save. 22 6. 22 Yeah, well. Played 10.
• 1:25:39
  You take 10 damage and you're knocked.
• 1:25:40
  Back. Well, I'm fucking dead off your
• 1:25:42
  ass. I'm dead.
• 1:25:43
  Like unconscious you're. Unconscious.
• 1:25:45
  No, I'm dead. It's.
• 1:25:46
  Only double damage if you're. I'm dead and now way fall goes
• 1:25:48
  flying back unconscious dead but.
• 1:25:53
  He's dead. And the matter.
• 1:25:56
  The matter. The Mirror.
• 1:25:57
  Begins to crack and shatter as it ripples and disappears and
• 1:26:01
  then it's calm and quiet with the fallen on the floor it broke
• 1:26:04
  the mirror I'm. Just curious.
• 1:26:09
  Watch if if I don't get a. Nat 20, he's dead.
• 1:26:12
  Fuck the time I have a Nat. I'm rolling again.
• 1:26:21
  If I roll AD 8. Sorry, no reroll no.
• 1:26:24
  Somebody. Somebody you.
• 1:26:26
  Know what? So what are you guys all talking
• 1:26:27
  about right now? Where did the?
• 1:26:29
  I don't know. Shadow thing go.
• 1:26:31
  He shot the portal. Why?
• 1:26:33
  Would you shoot the portal? He ended the connection I was.
• 1:26:36
  Trying to shoot the lady. He hung up on her.
• 1:26:37
  I didn't like. The game she was spinning.
• 1:26:40
  She's saying some real whack shit.
• 1:26:41
  That's a 19. He's good.
• 1:26:44
  He's. Unconscious.
• 1:26:44
  He's dead. He's sleeping there ain't no.
• 1:26:48
  Point if you shoot the fucking. Portal then she is going to come
• 1:26:52
  back to this fucking timeline yeah, we need.
• 1:26:55
  That we need. Her to come back to the
• 1:26:58
  timeline. Yes, well, yes.
• 1:27:00
  You broke the. Hourglass.
• 1:27:02
  All things considered, I feel like we.
• 1:27:04
  Came out on top. Hey Sierra, when are you coming
• 1:27:06
  back? You begin to hear a ruckus.
• 1:27:08
  And there's movement and commotion in one of the offset
• 1:27:11
  rooms to the right hand side of the shrine of ours.
• 1:27:14
  You know, you hear I'm going. To run and drop kick that door
• 1:27:17
  that. Didn't work last time. 11 better
• 1:27:23
  than last time you run full steam at.
• 1:27:26
  The door with a nice big lean lean back kick.
• 1:27:33
  To the door. Right as the doors swing open
• 1:27:35
  and you fall through, I just drop.
• 1:27:38
  Kicked sister Marin. You.
• 1:27:41
  Land on an old man in robes. I I I wasn't expecting to see.
• 1:27:49
  You so soon, You know, I was kind of thinking I was going to
• 1:27:52
  die first and then I'll keep your company until the other
• 1:27:55
  ones died. But I know.
• 1:27:58
  Have you been in there? That whole time.
• 1:27:59
  About a day now, I think. You know what?
• 1:28:03
  I'm just glad that you're. Back.
• 1:28:04
  I'm going to take off his his you know what?
• 1:28:07
  I'm just glad you're back. And I'm going to take off Father
• 1:28:09
  Ostrich's robes and throw him back at him and put on the
• 1:28:12
  second set of robes. Oh, it's nice and warm there's.
• 1:28:17
  Still some pocket sand in there. 2.
• 1:28:21
  Uses Hey dear. Oh goodness.
• 1:28:23
  You're alive. I know way that's that's a
• 1:28:27
  surprise. Well, it's good to have you
• 1:28:29
  back. Well, it's good to have you
• 1:28:30
  back, mate. I'm surprised to see you here.
• 1:28:33
  I don't think I left. I mean, you kind of.
• 1:28:36
  Dissolved in the sand in front of us?
• 1:28:39
  I don't remember that. Yeah, no, see you got hit.
• 1:28:42
  Pretty hard by. I think it was a hammer, or it
• 1:28:45
  might have been a sword, I don't recall that's.
• 1:28:50
  Lastly, I remember we came back from that boat.
• 1:28:52
  Oh buddy, that's been like 3 weeks.
• 1:28:53
  Ago. Yeah, it was yesterday.
• 1:28:56
  That was quite a while ago. Yeah, we came.
• 1:28:58
  Back from that boat and I bought.
• 1:28:59
  I bought the hourglass back here and it's just the next day after
• 1:29:03
  that. No, no.
• 1:29:05
  See. You did that.
• 1:29:07
  You you brought the hourglass back.
• 1:29:09
  I know. And then then we we went on a
• 1:29:12
  bit of a travel. No, we do.
• 1:29:14
  Yeah. You got killed by.
• 1:29:15
  Hasker Born. Well, I don't know who the fuck
• 1:29:16
  that is. That's who we were.
• 1:29:20
  Seeing before you took the hourglass back.
• 1:29:24
  Wow, why y'all 60? Nining Why does it taste like
• 1:29:32
  butterscotch? He.
• 1:29:33
  Pulls teeth out. What?
• 1:29:36
  Well, it stays like butterscotch.
• 1:29:38
  Big pimping head in that way. See head in that way.
• 1:29:42
  Hi Father Ostrich. Winking you're talking 4
• 1:29:45
  sentences. No, yes, but you're talking in
• 1:29:47
  single words. Occasionally it's then it's like
• 1:29:49
  3 word sentences. What do you mean?
• 1:29:51
  What's going on? I?
• 1:29:52
  Feel like there's a lot? Well.
• 1:29:53
  Actually, he was telling. His buddy, this dude walks up to
• 1:29:57
  you, Griff. You should know Griff.
• 1:29:58
  You don't though. Who the fuck are you?
• 1:30:01
  I'm Criff. Oh yeah, We'd actually never
• 1:30:03
  met. I was shooting arrows at you.
• 1:30:06
  He he actually killed the guy. That killed you.
• 1:30:09
  So yeah, it's kind of, it was a fucked up situation.
• 1:30:13
  Yeah, it's kind of ironic. He's he's good.
• 1:30:16
  Well, I I heard him telling his. Friend over there that that they
• 1:30:19
  rescued out of one of my cages that, well, he he, he learned he
• 1:30:24
  just had the book upside down. Oh, that makes sense.
• 1:30:28
  Ain't no way he. Just did a.
• 1:30:30
  Freaking Rick Burp. It's nice to meet you group.
• 1:30:35
  Yeah, I'm glad you're not dead anymore.
• 1:30:36
  I. Don't know who you are, but it's
• 1:30:37
  nice to meet you I guess. Who the fuck is that?
• 1:30:39
  I have work. What the fuck is that metal
• 1:30:44
  thing? Oh, oh, that that's Odinji.
• 1:30:47
  Odinji. Yeah.
• 1:30:50
  I don't know how he learned to wield a weapon like that.
• 1:30:53
  It certainly wasn't my thirst. They ain't allowed to do that
• 1:30:55
  down there. The rest of the group does come
• 1:30:57
  into the. Shrine of ours.
• 1:30:58
  And that's what I found. Hey.
• 1:31:01
  Oh. I thought you said.
• 1:31:01
  He was dead. And.
• 1:31:02
  He definitely was. Who I was just doesn't make a
• 1:31:05
  lot. Of sense.
• 1:31:06
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• 1:31:10
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• 1:31:12
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• 1:31:13
  Tell me one thing that has happened.
• 1:31:15
  Within the past six to seven days, that has made any fucking
• 1:31:18
  sense. All I know is I'm glad
• 1:31:19
  everything I. Think, I think is over.
• 1:31:22
  We were right in the middle of fighting, as was touch and go
• 1:31:24
  and they all just disappeared. It's like they were never here
• 1:31:29
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• 1:31:32
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• 1:31:34
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• 1:31:37
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• 1:31:44
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• 1:31:47
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