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TWR Wednesday | A Feast of Thanks 2025 · The Whitfield Report

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  The right to offend is not some pesky little part of freedom of
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  speech that we have to put up with.
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  It is the heart and soul and lungs of freedom of speech.
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  It is the coursing lifeblood of human progress.
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  It is the instigator of liberty and modernity and science and
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  understanding. What a laughing stock today's
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  student leaders are that they can so casually dismiss the
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  right to be offensive without realising that their lovely,
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  enlightened lives are the gifts of individuals who gave offence.
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  Offensiveness is not just something we have to
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  begrudgingly accept. Offensiveness is the motor of
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  human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, good evening folks and welcome to the Whitfield's
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  Report Live. I am your host Sam Whitfield,
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  broadcasting here live from South Florida and joined tonight
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  by my Co host Morpheus and hopefully we'll be joined by Mr.
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  Max Sand later on and maybe some other friends of the show.
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  Essential. In fact, it's good.
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  Yes, it is. And boy, apparently we
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  apparently I offended a few people this this week.
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  Well, we all kind of did I guess to start.
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  But yeah, giving offense is essential.
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  So welcome to the Shot 1 and happy Thanksgiving giving Week.
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  You know, tomorrow's tomorrow's Turkey Day, so I'm sure we'll
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  talk a lot about that. Absolutely happy Thanksgiving
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  everybody. Also, Black Friday is on Friday
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  and you know, well the, the, the economy is, you know.
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  In the fucking shutter. Yeah, to put it, I would say
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  that's actually putting it, you know, nicely.
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  And people are like, oh, well, you know, this is what you get
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  with Trump and his tariffs. And it's like, well, no, I mean,
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  the economy was shitty before beforehand.
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  Yep, he inherited it from fucking Biden Jackasses.
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  Yeah, I mean, yeah, even if, even if like I'm at the point
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  where like even if, even if the tariffs aren't, even if the
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  tariffs are like aren't helping, which like I could maybe can see
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  to the left that that's the case.
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  It's kind of like, well, like you guys don't have any good
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  plans like revive the economy either, so.
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  For the last what, 8 to 12 years, we've seen nothing from
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  the Democrats. So.
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  But Trump is bad. Did you know orange man is bad?
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  And then and then when we when we were complaining about when
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  during Biden's administration, Yeah, it was it was but but but
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  we don't have enough to diverse women in in positions of power.
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  But, you know, now that Trump's in office, like, hey, what about
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  the how about the Megs guys? And it's like, yeah.
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  Maybe they should have given a shit when their guy was in
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  office. Oh wait, Orange man is bad.
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  Yeah. So anyway, the economy may be
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  in, in the, you know, in the shitter and or in the tanker,
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  That's cool. So any who more what's just kind
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  of dive into the main, you know, topic.
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  What are your favorite Thanksgiving traditions?
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  We got one of my grandparents were around they we would go to
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  the grandparents. But now that now it's at mom's
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  house. So it's mom, my mom, my mom, my
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  stepfather and us 4 kids and now us 4 kids.
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  But plus the little little dude going to mom's tomorrow and
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  we'll just do some Turkey, do some ham, do some some form of
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  like stuffed shells or manicotti.
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  Now does more fry? Does does more help with like
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  deep frying turkeys? I don't think we've ever had a
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  deep, deep fried Turkey. We've just hasn't had the normal
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  traditional Turkey in a pan put in the oven all day and slowly.
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  For me it's the smell. Yeah, I bet which believe me,
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  that's a that's a really nice. That's a great smell.
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  I in fact right now. And it's usually combined with
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  my birthday as well, because usually my birthday is either my
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  birthday is every every four years on Thanksgiving.
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  This this year it's on Black Friday and also my sister's
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  fiance. His birthday is a day before so
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  we literally saw in Turkey day +22 birthdays.
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  So if your birthday is on Black Friday then I I have to ask.
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  And happy early birthday Sir. Thank you Sir.
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  So do people just wait until Black Fridays to get to get you
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  gifts then? Oddly enough, I don't think
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  that's ever happened. Yeah.
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  Well, that, well that's good at least like.
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  Usually I I get I get my birthday gifts or whatever even
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  when I was younger on on Turkey day.
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  Oh nice. Just because that's when we're
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  all together, so it just made sense.
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  Yeah, that, that's like, that's the weird thing.
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  I like having like your birthday so close to like Christmas is
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  like. I would absolutely hate being
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  being a Christmas baby but love being a Turkey baby.
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  Yeah, well, that that's the case, that that's kind of the
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  case with my uncle and, and my, with my light uncle and my dad.
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  My, my light uncle was born on December 24th actually.
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  So like, yeah, yeah. He kind of got gypped.
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  Yeah, he, he really got gypped. And of course, my, my
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  grandfather always like to make the, the, the corny joke.
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  Well, my wife got what she wanted from Christmas, you know,
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  all, all those, all those years ago.
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  So yeah, that was always kind of the funny, the running joke.
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  But yeah, I like my birthday is in January.
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  So like there's a little bit of like a there's a little bit,
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  there's a little bit of space. Although, you know, in in more
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  years it's been like close enough to where like people kind
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  of combine Christmas and birthday gifts so.
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  That kind of happens when you get older.
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  Yeah, so. What about you and your
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  Thanksgiving traditions there, Sir?
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  Well, when I was living in Colorado still in, you know,
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  growing up, I would alternate, I would alternate Thanksgivings
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  between my mom's and my dads and just kind of depending on you
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  know, like the custody arrangement who had me and it
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  that could kind of be fun, but it also kind of got to be
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  tiresome after a while. So, you know, didn't as I
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  enjoyed that, but you know, since I've been an adult and
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  pretty much lived here in sport, I mean, we, we, our, we
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  initially when we first moved here, we just had like a small
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  Thanksgiving just like the four of us, me, my, my mom, my, my
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  stepdad and myself and, and my grandmother.
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  But as the years have progressed, like we've invited
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  some neighbors into our, you know, home who don't like, you
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  know, have family close by. So yeah, it's, it's nice.
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  So we're getting a few people, one of whom is my next door
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  neighbor Richard, who might be, who might be watching this.
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  I did send him the link to the stream, so shout out to Richard
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  if you're watching. And yeah, as far as like, you
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  know, we like to do the oven Turkey.
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  My my stepdad did do like a he did do like a deep fried Turkey
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  back in Colorado like a long time ago, but he was actually
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  smart about it. So, so, you know, he didn't have
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  to go to the hospital nor did he like ruin our driveway like Sony
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  P people do. And then pumpkin pie and house
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  and dog ice cream is, you know, for dessert and whatnot.
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  So and then I always, I always kick off the Christmas season by
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  watching Die Hard immediately after.
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  And yes, it is a Christmas. Week.
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  It is a Christmas week, damn it, and I will die on the hill.
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  On the Hill. Same here.
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  So the only. Welcome to the party, pal.
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  Sam's not allowed to die on a hill.
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  He might roll off that's. Right.
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  Greetings, Max. I am alive, I swear.
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  I I thought maybe the Turkey army had gotten to you.
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  Not quite yet and we're going to feast some victory on their
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  smarmy little Turkey asses because I got 2 turkeys,
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  Christopher Turkwell and and Johnny Turk.
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  He also goes by Jack Turkey. Has he?
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  We also got a ham. It's just called Ralph.
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  I thought the ham would be DSP. No, it's it's not plump enough.
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  Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't the most expensive
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  ham, so it can't be DSP. Well, he he he claims he claims
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  to have lost weight recently, so.
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  Yeah, I bet. Extra doubt, all right, fellas.
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  Facts. Because we, because we've seen
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  those moves. I don't know more.
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  I don't know. That Asthma Gold interview kind
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  of makes me question why you spend so much time on him.
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  Because he's a lockout, that's why.
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  Fair enough. I just, I don't see it, you
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  know, like, well I do, but like, I just don't see the funny in
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  it. The 1st 1520 minutes was fine
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  and then as in gold just didn't push.
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  I mean, he did. He asked all the questions chat
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  would have wanted on all the questions I would have had.
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  Is there questions that he didn't ask that you would have?
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  He hits the questions but he didn't follow up on the
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  questions because all the questions that DSP answered are
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  those answers are known to be lies.
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  OK but like he's so he's answered those questions before
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  and got the same thing so I can understand being disappointed by
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  that. But for a guy that didn't know
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  shit about it? I think that I.
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  Think that he has some valid grapes.
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  Does DSP? To to be to be fair, from what I
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  saw it was a hard hitting interview that it.
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  Was better than the quarterings interview.
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  Yeah, well, here's the thing, right?
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  Like he says, when it comes to like, bagging, yeah, of course
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  everybody knows he's like a Cam whore.
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  I think maybe you're not familiar with asthma and gold's
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  like style. But generally he just lets
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  people hang themselves in those situations.
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  And that's pretty much what he did.
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  Because you came out of it thinking that Phil did a shitty
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  job of explaining it. Anything in a way that would
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  make you happy, which he knew that was going to happen anyway.
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  So what is the point of following up is my question?
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  Because you know what he's going to do?
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  He's going to fucking weasel out of it and not really answer it.
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  Right. But Azmin is familiar enough
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  with him that he could have fold up lips to hang himself.
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  But but he doesn't want to hang him.
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  He's very clear about that. He wants to use him for content
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  and laugh at him. And he doesn't think that he's
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  that bad. And I actually don't either.
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  In the grand scheme of things, he's he's not that it just it's,
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  it's, it's, it's the constant give me money, give me money,
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  give me money that annoys people.
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  Yeah, Cantwell does that too. By the way, Sam Cantwell is now
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  in jail. I wanted to get that out of the
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  way. I.
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  I did. I did see that.
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  I don't have all the details yet.
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  I'll do a stream probably after the holiday about it when I get
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  more like people are people are coming out to talk to me about
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  different things privately. There's a lot to this story, but
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  the short version is I go on Kiwi Farms and they say
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  Cantwell's doing a podcast where he's essentially grooming a
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  child into a weird political ideology.
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  And I'm like, how the fuck is no way right?
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  But he was. So he did a 13 minute interview
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  with somebody else's kid and he talks about all these hot button
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  issues like gender, race. He says that pastors are telling
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  people this is a six year old he's talking to, by the way,
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  pastors are telling everyone to kill themselves and all this
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  stuff. And apparently people on
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  Telegram saw this and reported to child services, which is wild
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  because I thought they were all like libertarians up there that
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  cared about this. But apparently people were so
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  unnerved by this podcast. I haven't heard it, Sam,
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  because, and I won't either, because it contains all kinds of
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  identifiable information about these children and the family's
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  home and things, and I don't. Just because they opened their
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  home to Christopher Cantwell and used him for child care service
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  as well as marriage counseling doesn't mean I want people to
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  bother them. Because I think that anybody can
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  make a mistake and learn from it.
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  And it seems maybe they have. But the long short of it is that
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  Chris Cantwell is now in jail awaiting his trial on 6 felony
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  counts of trafficking in Massachusetts.
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  He also has a pending charge in New Hampshire for felony
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  strangulation, and his next court date is January 6th,
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  ironically enough. So for the that's the short
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  version. Christopher Cantwell, there's a
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  locale. See, that's why I guess more, I
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  guess that's why I'm a little like, desensitized to something
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  like DSP, right? Because Chris Cantwell's slogan
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  is Fuck you pay me. Like DSP tries to pretend he's
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  not a beggar. Chris Cantwell, Just Banks.
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  Well, and actually one thing that has resulted as a result of
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  the as in gold interview is DSP claims that he's actually going
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  to stop, stop begging flat outside.
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  As long as you guys continue to support me.
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  I, I don't, I, I'm going to stop begging.
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  But the question is, how long is that going to last?
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  It's not he's all he's he's wired that way and he he sees
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  that it he's, I mean, Johnny Fox is the same way.
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  It's actually a lot of guys like this.
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  That's I guess why I I find him so boring.
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  I well not. But I, but I did want to point
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  out if we're going to, if we're going to go talk about it at
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  all. I wanted to point out what what
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  I meant by I think he has some valid gripes and I actually
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  think Mort would agree with me on some of them.
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  Like the fact that people restream his content raw.
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  That's fucked up, dog. Oh yeah, not a fan of Raw at at
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  at all. At least wait until fuckers
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  awful off air. This this type of shit gives him
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  like his perceived martyr status that he beat he leans on.
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  So if you're going to fucking actually do wrong to him, you're
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  an asshole. Right.
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  The the only thing that I'm going to say as far as far as
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  the live stuff is he has, he has a set of clipping out his quote,
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  quote UN quote begmans. So record those, but don't do
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  the entire string. I mean, hey, if you're clipping
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  it, the thing about. Clips.
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  Is the thing about clips is it's you could argue it's not
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  transformative enough, but regardless unless you're
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  actually editing something, and I know a lot of channels they do
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  edit the fuck out of Phil's videos.
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  That's the only ones I'd ever seen is edited shit.
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  Right, but but if you're restreaming anybody just raw,
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  you're an asshole. Absolutely.
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  Yeah, that's what I meant by he's got some valid beefs.
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  He I also think he did get targeted a little bit by cancel
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  culture. In fact, I think his, the way he
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  put it, he said people that don't like him used cancel
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  culture to screw with him. I think that's true.
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  Specifically with which, Absolutely.
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  And I think that's fucked up too.
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  The problem with a guy like him, I'm not sitting here defending
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  Phil. He's a fucking loser.
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  What I'm saying is, is people got to stop giving him
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  ammunition to pretend he's a martyr as he uses every little
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  bit they give him. And that's why I'd never I found
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  the detractor thing as cringe as Phil most of the time.
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  Speaking of Speaking of martyrs, Max, apparently people are they
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  didn't are really stupid you. Don't say Sam, tell me more.
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  Did you? Well, apparently people like Roy
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  took offense. Roy took offense to us, which I
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  love because it's right to offend, right?
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  But but people took. About.
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  How many Dicks Candace Owens has sucked or something.
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  Else, yeah, yes, yes, it's it's that specifically because.
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  Look, I think the public has a right to know.
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  I made, I made. AI made a clip I made.
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  A I'm just asking questions, Sam.
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  No, I I'm asking. Well, apparently apparently so.
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  I clipped that stream and made a a a short out.
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  Of. Because you know, in order to
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  promote videos now in podcasts like you, you do clips and you
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  do shorts specifically, right? So that short got 1000 views.
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  Nice. Oh, and thousand people saw me
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  slut shame Candace Owens. That's impressive.
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  Well, I mean not not not just you.
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  I was there to you. You also slut shamed Candace
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  Owens. I've I've been, I've been and.
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  By the way, I doubt he's going to apologize, and I'm not
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  because she slut shamed Erica Kirk for no reason.
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  For for what? Hugging somebody at an event
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  like celebrities always do? Yeah, yeah, it's a celebrity
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  thing to oh, yes, I love you, I love you, but they don't mean
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  it. Yes, that happens all the
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  fucking time. Yes, they it.
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  Doesn't mean you wanted to murder your husband.
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  That is retarded. Yeah, it, it, it doesn't it just
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  because you're hugging JD bands doesn't mean you're having an
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  affair with JD, with JD, with JD bands either.
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  See, this is the reason why I say people are, are retarded is
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  we, we were, we were doing a bit you guys and you got you guys.
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  You guys fell for the bit. We we were doing.
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  We were doing Candace's bit to Candace.
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  Oh no, I'm just an asshole. I'm sorry for misconceptions
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  here. You know, I'm, I was just, I
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  just think she's a detestable human being.
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  Well, no. And ironically, without any bit,
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  I think Candace Owens is a piece of shit.
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  I well, no, I, I think, I think she I, I agree, but.
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  No, for those people that are offended, I'm really sorry that
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  you're a pussy. I was well, see, the thing that
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  is, is I wasn't doing, I was doing a bit, but I also wasn't
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  doing a bit because, like you, I think she's an asshole and I I
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  think being an asshole is her shtick.
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  Right. Yeah.
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  She's. I I mentioned a few weeks ago,
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  Sam and I, I even linked you guys a video.
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  The channel is called Spark Up and it is a channel on YouTube
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  that does a lot of like media analysis from a black
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  perspective and it really heavily focuses on the show The
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  Boondocks, and they recently did.
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  Oh I I love that Channel actually.
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  Yeah, I'm a big fan. It is leftist stuff.
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  And if if you're triggered by hearing a leftist tell you their
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  perspective raw, then you're a pussy too, by the way.
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  But because I find very little to disagree with on some of the
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  some of his major points, his major contentions, and I find a
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  lot of his critical analysis to be right on point with the with
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  what the show's trying to say. And Aaron Mcgruder, the creator
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  of The Boondocks, is a leftist. So it's going to have overt
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  leftist overtones. This is influenced heavily by
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  Malcolm X, as am I. So I like that show.
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  It's one of my favorite animated shows ever.
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  I think they really did something phenomenal.
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  And so the breakdown was that the characters on the show each
• 27:54
  represent a black mindset after slavery, and they went through
• 27:59
  the different black mindsets after slavery, and then they
• 28:02
  compared them to Candace Owens. And the consensus, I think that
• 28:08
  that the audience came to, as well as the creator there was
• 28:12
  and me too, was that she is Grandpa on The Boondocks.
• 28:17
  Now, if you're not familiar with Grandpa Freeman from The
• 28:19
  Boondocks, basically Grandpa's character is the survivor.
• 28:24
  This is the society. And if white people are mean to
• 28:27
  us, we need to learn to deal with that and work around it to
• 28:32
  get what we want. I'm a survivalist.
• 28:34
  I'm going to do whatever I need to do, even if it's even if it's
• 28:38
  rubbing my nose in the dirt sometimes.
• 28:41
  For example, the series starts out famously.
• 28:46
  The first scene in the whole series is one of the funniest
• 28:48
  jokes you'll ever see. Right.
• 28:50
  Is there's a garden party and Huey, the main character,
• 28:53
  grandpa's grandson, is narrating and he says, I have this dream
• 28:58
  about this. It's a prophetic dream about a
• 29:00
  garden party. And I get up there and I tell
• 29:03
  the white people the truth. And then he just gets up to the
• 29:06
  mic and he says Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan is the devil, and
• 29:13
  911 was an inside job. And then the white people just
• 29:16
  start losing their minds. And then grandpa wakes him up
• 29:19
  from this dream, right? And he says what?
• 29:23
  You've been dreaming about telling white people the truth.
• 29:25
  You best not even dream about telling what I'm going to go
• 29:28
  find a white person and lie to him right now.
• 29:30
  And it's just that's grandpa's mindset in a nutshell, right?
• 29:34
  But it's that's Candace in a nutshell too, in that she's got
• 29:38
  whatever she has to say to get the attention in this attention
• 29:42
  economy to make yourself popular.
• 29:45
  But people act like I'm sorry if I'm ranting, Sam.
• 29:49
  No, I carry on. I, I have a, I have a rant too,
• 29:53
  by the way, about about this since we're kind of going, yeah.
• 29:58
  She sees what's popular and she knows what's, you know,
• 30:01
  controversial. And she always see, this is how
• 30:04
  you can tell people like her, Richard Spencer, Nick Fuentes,
• 30:08
  there's others on and on and on where every time there's a topic
• 30:12
  that comes up, every single time, they fall on the most
• 30:16
  controversial, most outrageous position.
• 30:19
  Isn't that weird how that would happen?
• 30:23
  Oh yeah, it's totally weird how that would happen.
• 30:26
  It's not like. 15 issues that you, Sam, and I bet you about 10
• 30:32
  of them you're going to come with a pretty normal opinion
• 30:35
  about, right? Yeah.
• 30:38
  But these people it's I always if if literally look look at
• 30:43
  Nick Fuentes is a perfect example.
• 30:45
  If the prevailing predominant opinion on the right is that
• 30:49
  monogamy is good and marriage is good, he says that it's gay.
• 30:57
  Why? What possible reason could you
• 31:00
  have for attacking the institution of marriage?
• 31:03
  If you call yourself a Christian man, you could say that there's
• 31:06
  a corruption within the state legalized version of marriage,
• 31:09
  and I have been very vocal about that for years.
• 31:12
  Actually. I do agree.
• 31:14
  I don't think the state has any business regulating people's
• 31:17
  relationships actually, and I think the contract people sign
• 31:21
  should be between them and not defined by the state.
• 31:23
  Regardless, we live in a fucking society.
• 31:25
  Bottom text. But he just happens to be on and
• 31:30
  Candace is this way to. Ann Coulter tends to be this
• 31:33
  person. Tucker's this person now where
• 31:36
  they always have the controversial opinion, and it's
• 31:39
  because people click on the controversial video title.
• 31:42
  Yeah, frankly, Sam, one of the biggest problems you have is
• 31:46
  that you're kind of wired towards media titles that aren't
• 31:49
  controversial, right, Because you're an old school guy.
• 31:54
  Yeah. We don't try it.
• 31:56
  We don't click bait the way other people click bait,
• 31:58
  generally speaking. We we, we don't Yellow
• 32:01
  journalism. All, all, all of the, all of the
• 32:04
  outrageous, all of the out, all of like the really outrageous
• 32:08
  stuff that I put out, quote UN quote is like, I write it in my
• 32:13
  fiction books where they belong in fiction.
• 32:17
  I don't. Well, I'm not going to deny that
• 32:19
  we have some had some contrarian opinions on this show, the
• 32:22
  Candace thing apparently being one of them.
• 32:25
  But I yeah, it's not because we're attracted to contrarian
• 32:29
  opinions, it's because we're independent minded.
• 32:32
  Yeah, and I have a. Rough in the knot you find our
• 32:36
  opinion. And if you were to go watch,
• 32:38
  what are people considering like normie commentators in this day
• 32:41
  and age like Asmund Gold, you're not going to find too much
• 32:44
  difference between the shit we say and what he says, except
• 32:46
  that he's a little farther left than us.
• 32:50
  Right. Or I actually.
• 32:53
  Just watched a great video. Check it out yourself.
• 32:56
  The new shoe on head video where she criticizes Democrats from
• 32:59
  the left. I We're open to different minds
• 33:06
  and and different discussions and ideas, and so we are open to
• 33:09
  controversial topics, but we don't necessarily just come to
• 33:12
  those opinions because we're not click baiting.
• 33:15
  But Candace Owens, his whole career is click bait.
• 33:17
  Even before she was on the right, her career was built on,
• 33:21
  hey, they said mean words to me in high school and I sued.
• 33:24
  Then it was, I'm going to build a bully Daxing app, right?
• 33:30
  Her whole life has been controversy.
• 33:32
  She's going to keep saying crazy shit, I don't pay attention to
• 33:36
  her, but since people are making me comment on her, I'm going to
• 33:39
  comment on her the same way that she commented on Erica Kirk with
• 33:43
  nothing but disrespect. Well, so I have a hot take.
• 33:50
  See, now we're in those one of the time.
• 33:52
  Sam's got a hot take. Go ahead, Sam.
• 33:54
  So, so all right, so. Edgy Sam time, let's go.
• 34:01
  So she has. So she's made this whole.
• 34:05
  She supposedly has documents that like the French government
• 34:09
  was trying to assassinate her now, which is.
• 34:13
  The French government, that's the funniest part to me.
• 34:16
  The French. Why would the French go now?
• 34:19
  Go on, Sam. Which it which is which is
• 34:21
  stupid and retarded and yeah, we could, we could talk about that,
• 34:25
  but even it. But OK, even if even if that's
• 34:30
  true, I kind of don't care. And I would even say that she's
• 34:37
  that she's kind of brought it on herself actually, because she's
• 34:42
  because her spreading rumors about Charlie Clarkson's United
• 34:45
  Nation has obstructed like she's she's interfering with actual
• 34:52
  like police and FBI investigations.
• 34:54
  This is the. Lesson, Sam, I want people to
• 34:57
  take this week because that's also the lesson from the
• 35:00
  Cantwell story. This is why I don't want people
• 35:03
  to bother with that family, but that family, by by putting
• 35:09
  yourself in these controversial type people's worlds in some
• 35:12
  way, shape or form, you create these overly dramatic situations
• 35:17
  like this. That's exactly right here,
• 35:19
  right? You can't touch the poop.
• 35:23
  And people say, what about Max? You talk about Cantwell and you
• 35:25
  stream about him and yeah, yeah. But I don't have any contact
• 35:29
  with him or anybody that contacts him.
• 35:32
  All my all my information comes from like fourth hand sources.
• 35:36
  Don't touch the poop. Yeah.
• 35:39
  I showed on the last, not the last Sam.
• 35:42
  The last dream we did about Cantwell was a bit much.
• 35:45
  This next one, you should join me because there won't be any
• 35:47
  disgusting pornography in it as far as I'm aware.
• 35:50
  But if you, if you look back to the first one I did this year
• 35:56
  with my wife and we talked about everything in there.
• 35:59
  I showed a video which was the last time I've ever had a
• 36:02
  conversation with Chris Cantwell and it took place in 2016 or
• 36:06
  2015 maybe. Oh yeah, I, I, I think I was
• 36:10
  there for that part. Of it and what's crazy is in
• 36:13
  that I was saying that you know your buddy looking like he's
• 36:17
  inappropriate with kids that big buddy being Ian Bernard or AKA
• 36:21
  Ian Freeman. His fake name Ian Bernard, was
• 36:26
  being looked at for child pornography distribution, right?
• 36:29
  And I was, he's trying to tell me not to say anything about
• 36:34
  that, not to report on it on our stream essentially.
• 36:37
  And I'm like fuck that shit. He got raided by the feds bro.
• 36:41
  This is actual news. Roof.
• 36:45
  And then he said, because this is going to implicate me in all
• 36:48
  this stuff, I flash forward. Now here's the other thing about
• 36:52
  him, Sam, he projects, right? And then he does.
• 36:58
  So he started by hating gay people.
• 37:01
  Really, really hated gay people. Now he's gay.
• 37:04
  He hated drug addicts. Now he's a meth addict.
• 37:07
  He hated Alcoholics. Now he's.
• 37:08
  You see what I'm saying? Well, yeah, the.
• 37:11
  Last year he's been talking non-stop about pedophiles and
• 37:16
  now he's doing podcasts where he's talking.
• 37:18
  He actually made a statement on telegram.
• 37:22
  He said children and drugs are basically the same thing for
• 37:25
  him. That's that's dark.
• 37:29
  Yeah, that is really fucking dark.
• 37:34
  And he wonders, he wonders why people called the authorities.
• 37:38
  Right. Like, I saw that and I'm like,
• 37:42
  yeah, no shit. People call the authorities.
• 37:45
  Well, I mean, I mean, Candace has kind of done the same thing,
• 37:48
  right? She.
• 37:50
  She's got more mainstream attention from people that
• 37:53
  didn't know she was crazy to the fact that she's crazy like my
• 37:57
  wife. Well, from.
• 37:58
  Before that, like, oh, I see her sometimes.
• 38:00
  She says something I like. Now everything she knows about
• 38:03
  Candace Owens is like this. This lady's crazy.
• 38:06
  Well, from well from well from day.
• 38:09
  Well, from day one, Max, she was like she was trying to say that,
• 38:15
  you know, that she was somehow like tied to the Charlie Kirk
• 38:18
  assassination, that the same people who were gunning for
• 38:22
  Charlie gunned her were gunning for her.
• 38:25
  And now that she's supposedly actually getting like actual
• 38:28
  death threats, most people, myself included, were are kind
• 38:32
  of like, well, congratulations, AI don't believe you.
• 38:37
  But Even so, if, if that is true, you kind of a well, you
• 38:44
  know, this is kind of what you wanted.
• 38:45
  I am. So sick of the oh, we got, I got
• 38:48
  death threats, Sam, you've gotten death threats.
• 38:51
  Yeah. We're nobody.
• 38:52
  We've gotten death threats. I've gotten death threats on
• 38:55
  like record from fucking notable people like Cantwell.
• 38:58
  Fact. Yeah, like I, I am so sick and
• 39:02
  tired of like I had death threats.
• 39:04
  Oh, I'm a victim. Listen to everything I have to
• 39:06
  say. No, no, I'm not surprised you
• 39:10
  have death threats with some of the shit you're saying about a
• 39:13
  man who was killed. Widow.
• 39:16
  Yeah, that that's well, that that's pretty.
• 39:18
  That's pretty much all I was. That's pretty much all I said on
• 39:21
  this tweet, too. Would you care to provide links
• 39:24
  to these receipts? You want to be yourself at the
• 39:27
  center of the Charlie Kirk assassination and turn into a
• 39:31
  warped Jason Bourne conspiracy, and that's all it is.
• 39:35
  It's it's like a Tom clan. It's gotten to like Tom Clancy
• 39:40
  levels of. If she really wants to get the
• 39:42
  word out, she should do what you do and write it into a
• 39:45
  fictionalized book, but just write exactly what she thinks
• 39:48
  happened. I bet it'd be a best seller cuz
• 39:50
  it's a pretty stupidly wild story.
• 39:52
  Yeah, it's yeah, it is. So, yeah, it is so incredibly
• 39:58
  raw. It her story reads like a like a
• 40:02
  spy throwing novel. It's gotten, it's gotten that
• 40:05
  and saying. So I'm like.
• 40:08
  Go out on a limb as to what I think's going on specifically
• 40:11
  with her, Sam. Other than she's having like a a
• 40:16
  major crash out. Well, that is, but there's a
• 40:19
  reason I think it's happening. She's talking to AI about this.
• 40:26
  Oh, you. I think she's got AI psychosis.
• 40:31
  Oh yeah, So you. Oh yeah.
• 40:34
  Well, well, I mean I so I guess cyber psycho is real The the.
• 40:38
  No, it is. Yep.
• 40:40
  Oh my God, what is his name? It's Eddie.
• 40:45
  Something on YouTube. Yo, I'll tell you what, I'm
• 40:48
  going to get together a playlist of videos about AI psychosis
• 40:52
  because that shit is not only real but like it's passe.
• 40:55
  Like it's already known about and they're already trying to
• 40:58
  adjust for it. It's not like a secret thing
• 41:00
  that's going to happen. People actually go crazy by
• 41:03
  talking to AI too much. It gasses them up and their
• 41:05
  brain is just so happy with the dopamine hits that it never
• 41:09
  wants it to end. So they believe anything the AI
• 41:12
  says, got guys have left their wives, women are marrying their
• 41:17
  phone. Like that's psychosis.
• 41:21
  And I think that she's running these conspiracy theories
• 41:24
  through an AI and she's suffering a similar fucking
• 41:27
  malady. So we so we, we can't, we can't
• 41:31
  get robo arms from Cyber product 2077.
• 41:36
  Or or cyber psychosis. That's it.
• 41:38
  We don't get any of the cool shit.
• 41:42
  And. And Oh well, and we also get
• 41:45
  people openly like shooting members of law enforcement in
• 41:49
  the military that that's from Cyberpunk too.
• 41:52
  We are we going to talk about my my prayers with the two National
• 41:57
  Guardsmen who were shot today in DC.
• 41:59
  That is a terrible thing. And I, your parties responsible,
• 42:04
  seek the full vengeance of the law.
• 42:06
  Just wanted to put that out there, Sam.
• 42:09
  Yeah. We stand with our men and women
• 42:12
  in uniform here and an attack on attack on National Guardsmen is
• 42:20
  an attack on the country. Yeah, Dorka.
• 42:27
  You know, it, it it. The bullshit never ends.
• 42:35
  It doesn't, but you know, we got to be thankful for shit and
• 42:40
  that's why we take a day for that purpose.
• 42:44
  Yeah, and and honestly. When you're enjoying your Turkey
• 42:50
  and I'm enjoying mine, Mort's going to enjoy his and Cantwell
• 42:55
  will be enjoying his Turkey too in the county jail.
• 43:00
  Probably getting stuffed. Oh, there's some Turkey stuffing
• 43:04
  going on in that county jail now.
• 43:06
  The Cantwell's there. He's the gay Nazi.
• 43:10
  He's. Saying something because they're
• 43:12
  all gay, but he's actually known for it.
• 43:16
  Well, he, you know, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a gay literature
• 43:22
  author too, so. That's right.
• 43:28
  But anyway, on on that note, before you came on, I was asking
• 43:32
  more about his Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, and.
• 43:37
  Thanksgiving in the Mort house. Like I'm sorry I missed it if if
• 43:41
  you've decided all already. Never mind.
• 43:44
  Well it used to be at grandma's house, now typically at mom talk
• 43:48
  with mom stop dad and us 4 kids now 4 kids plus little dude and
• 43:56
  normal Turkey ham stuffing either.
• 44:00
  Typically either stuffed shells or manicotti.
• 44:04
  All right, because your blood's made of spaghetti sauce.
• 44:09
  I forgot that. Yes.
• 44:13
  That's a fun fact, fun and anatomy fact, Sam, that people
• 44:16
  might. Know that Italian American thing
• 44:18
  in the holidays? Yeah, if you're Italian enough,
• 44:24
  your blood is actually part spaghetti sauce.
• 44:28
  Yes, I I know this first hand like you.
• 44:32
  Can distill it and get actually tomato paste out of it.
• 44:36
  I I bleed, I bleed Ragu Max. Yeah, see, and I cough up mashed
• 44:44
  potatoes. I yeah, I'm, I'm pretty.
• 44:56
  I'm pretty. Do that's.
• 44:59
  Right, so you can always trust in Italian though.
• 45:08
  Well, but yeah, yeah, you can't. You can't.
• 45:12
  You can't trust us. Right, as long as you don't turn
• 45:18
  your back. No, why?
• 45:23
  Why do you? Well, I mean, you know, folks,
• 45:26
  why do you think, why do you think Backs is always looking at
• 45:29
  me? Enjoyments all our family.
• 45:33
  I I. Love Thanksgiving sale.
• 45:39
  I'm thankful to not be Chris Cantwell.
• 45:42
  I'm thankful that he's in jail where he can no longer influence
• 45:45
  other people's children. I'm thankful that the people,
• 45:48
  the people that alerted the authorities because they saw
• 45:51
  concerning stuff online, especially considering that
• 45:55
  they're mostly libertarian types and don't like law enforcement,
• 45:58
  but even they thought that this was a bit much.
• 46:01
  That's, you know, that's a good thing.
• 46:03
  You guys did a good thing for months.
• 46:04
  Libertarians, good job. It's OK to call the clocks when
• 46:09
  a guy might be, you know, doing inappropriate things with
• 46:11
  children. Yeah.
• 46:15
  Nobody likes that. Nobody's OK with it.
• 46:17
  And so I'm thankful for that. And I, I did want to, you know,
• 46:21
  talk, talk about that a little bit because it's, it's sort of
• 46:23
  gloating because I knew he'd end up back in jail.
• 46:26
  I'd said he wouldn't make bail. He claims, by the way, he claims
• 46:31
  that none of the rehab places would work with him.
• 46:36
  But he said in his own thing, I'll show this on the stream
• 46:39
  later, but he said he told them he didn't want treatment, that
• 46:45
  he doesn't think he has any problems with drugs so they
• 46:49
  can't ethically treat him right. Says, I mean, that's, that's
• 46:54
  little every, that's little like every drug addict says though,
• 46:58
  right? Right and so well, he but he's
• 47:02
  not court ordered into their program.
• 47:06
  He's just court ordered to go find a program.
• 47:09
  So they're going to decline you if you say shit like that,
• 47:12
  right. And then he says they made it
• 47:14
  impossible for me to No, you just had to tell him you want to
• 47:17
  treat. You just have to accept help.
• 47:18
  Chris, man, his whole life would be easier if he just accepted
• 47:22
  the help of they'd probably give him some kind of sweetheart plea
• 47:26
  deal if he did like one right thing.
• 47:28
  Like that was a good boy for one day of his life, but he can't do
• 47:31
  it. But I'm a good boy most days,
• 47:34
  Sam. Not if you ask my wife,
• 47:36
  obviously, but you know, for me. And so I'm thankful that I have
• 47:43
  my son, who is 10 this year, my beautiful wife, and we're going
• 47:48
  to have a lovely Thanksgiving. We got 2 turkeys and a ham.
• 47:52
  I'm going to mash some taters. I got my squash that she made
• 47:58
  sure I got to get. We got two of them.
• 48:00
  We got pie and we got she's going to make pumpkin pie.
• 48:06
  We got cornbread, brownies and all kinds of fun stuff.
• 48:13
  And the boy is very happy. And so we're going to have a
• 48:16
  wonderful Thanksgiving, being thankful for being alive and
• 48:22
  making it through another tough year.
• 48:24
  Yeah, I, I'm thankful for, I mean, there, there's a, there's
• 48:32
  a lot to be a thing for getting the, getting the sincere stuff
• 48:37
  out of the way. I'm thankful first and foremost
• 48:40
  for my mom, who may or may not be watching later, and my.
• 48:45
  Biggest shout out to Sam's mom, by the way.
• 48:48
  Biggest shout out, that's what. An actual hero is like.
• 48:53
  She and my stepdad are my are my rock, you know, at this point.
• 49:00
  And my and my grandmother too, who is 91 and still with us and
• 49:08
  still very healthy. I bet you she's thankful.
• 49:13
  Oh yes, she she's the one I mentioned shares shares a
• 49:21
  birthday with Charlie Kirk so as well.
• 49:25
  So October 14th. So I'm, you know, I'm thankful
• 49:30
  my family and for my friends, you guys included and well.
• 49:38
  I'm, I'm, I'm very thankful for the opportunity to sit on on the
• 49:42
  show and shoot the shoot the shit with you and.
• 49:45
  Right back at you, fellas. I've spent a couple great years
• 49:48
  of it and you know, hopefully many more.
• 49:52
  I got the the Tim awards for this year already in the works,
• 49:56
  Sam. Nice.
• 50:00
  And I'm, I'm thankful for for all the guests we've had on and
• 50:04
  for the people who TuneIn. Yeah.
• 50:08
  This Monday's episode with Sam was really good.
• 50:14
  With my buddies hiding, yeah. Awesome stuff.
• 50:18
  Talk to a coach, MMA and other combat sports coach.
• 50:24
  Great stuff Sam, one of the one of the more fun interviews
• 50:27
  you've done in a while. Yeah, he's actually, he's
• 50:30
  actually one of my best friends who I've known since middle
• 50:33
  school actually. So yeah, I've known Ty for 20
• 50:39
  for like almost 18 years at this point.
• 50:44
  Basically, as long as I've been doing the show, I've known him.
• 50:48
  So yeah, we go back, we go back a long ways.
• 50:53
  Big shout out to him as well. So well, I wish you were, wish
• 50:58
  you were here with me in Florida, But you know, thanks
• 51:03
  for holding. Thanks for trying to hold
• 51:05
  Colorado together. At least.
• 51:09
  You know what else? Was a great interview though, I
• 51:11
  highly recommend everybody check that one out.
• 51:14
  I encourage you to you know what else I'm thankful for, Max?
• 51:18
  I'm thankful that the that I was able to order.
• 51:24
  So I contributed ice cream for Thanksgiving this year for
• 51:30
  dessert and I had I had it delivered to the house.
• 51:34
  And I'm thankful that the that the Grubhub driver.
• 51:42
  Didn't film your penis? Yes, yes, exactly.
• 51:47
  We're all anytime you get a delivery and they don't film
• 51:50
  your penis is a good day. Yeah, I mean.
• 51:55
  Being charged. Yeah, I mean the, I mean the, I
• 51:58
  mean the lady and I mean it was a woman who also delivered.
• 52:02
  So, you know, it was, it was nice that she, you know,
• 52:07
  delivered the ice cream. And I said, oh, thank you.
• 52:10
  You know, happy holidays. That you had your penis out, I'm
• 52:14
  not going to lie. Well, no, because it was like
• 52:20
  9:00 AM. It was like 10 AM and I was
• 52:22
  wearing pants. So, you know, it would, it would
• 52:29
  be, it would be weirder. It would be it would be weird if
• 52:36
  it would be weird if I was wearing pants at 10 AM so.
• 52:43
  Yeah, let's be real, it's weird for you to wear pants unless
• 52:46
  you're leaving the house, huh? Yeah.
• 52:53
  Yeah, I mean, it's just more comfortable that way.
• 52:58
  Who who else if the the him with the first no pantsless stays in
• 53:05
  homes and cast the first stone right?
• 53:09
  Yeah. Pantsless right now.
• 53:12
  No, I'm not. That's a lie.
• 53:17
  I walked in front of the camera when I sat down, so everybody's
• 53:21
  going to know that's a yeah, but, but it could be true.
• 53:26
  Well. You know.
• 53:29
  Well, we don't. Well was off baby.
• 53:32
  I think the dark side filling it right now.
• 53:34
  How would you know? Well, I guess because my hands
• 53:37
  are up. Well, we don't even.
• 53:39
  On the whole time well. We don't even know if.
• 53:42
  We don't even know if Mort wears pants.
• 53:46
  He's well, but like, machines don't indecently expose
• 53:49
  themselves. He's a civilized machine, Sam.
• 53:56
  That's what you think? Have you seen my timeline
• 53:59
  lately? I I.
• 54:03
  He's becoming sentient. I, I, I, I, I was, I was going
• 54:13
  to say. No, it's true.
• 54:16
  He'd be starting all kind. I'm quiet, I'm all busy lately.
• 54:20
  It's sick. It's I meant I didn't even know
• 54:23
  Cantwell was doing anything until I, like, looked at Kiwi
• 54:27
  Farms and I'm like, oh shit, this is crazy.
• 54:32
  Yeah, I guess I got a tweet. So, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm
• 54:36
  thankful for, I'm thankful for, I'm thankful for Grubhub, you
• 54:40
  know, drivers I'm thank for. Oh, you didn't call, You didn't
• 54:46
  use DoorDash. Why is that, Sam?
• 54:51
  Because Grubhub is included with Amazon Prime so.
• 54:58
  Also, you didn't want someone to film your Dick.
• 55:00
  Well, yeah, yeah, that too. And, and let's be honest, in
• 55:06
  Florida, there's more than a chance of that.
• 55:08
  Like there's there's actually a good chance of it in Florida.
• 55:14
  We already know with you it's they're not even trying to look
• 55:17
  at your Dick. We already know they love the
• 55:18
  feet for some fucked up reason. They're always asking to see
• 55:22
  your fucking feet. Take all the fucking feet pics
• 55:25
  you want. I don't get it.
• 55:28
  But that's what they want, right?
• 55:30
  Yeah, what they want. Yeah.
• 55:36
  We should make a whole chance since that's what people want.
• 55:38
  We should make a whole channel where you just try on shoes.
• 55:42
  We, we, we, we should make Sammy an only family with feedbacks.
• 55:46
  That's right. And and if they want a new
• 55:47
  video, they have to buy you a new pair of shoes.
• 55:52
  Yeah. And then you can have a shoe
• 55:56
  goal like Dark Side Phil. Yeah, I should.
• 56:04
  I should I I just didn't buy any Jordans just so that you could
• 56:10
  ask. For whatever.
• 56:11
  This is the beauty of the shoe. Fun.
• 56:14
  Yeah, ask for whatever shoe you want and until they fucking fill
• 56:17
  your cup up with enough for the shoes, they don't get nothing
• 56:20
  and you get to chastise them and tell them that they should be
• 56:24
  donating. So that's what that's what we're
• 56:30
  doing wrong then. Yeah, we.
• 56:34
  We are. Completely.
• 56:36
  We, we, we, we hold, hold the audience hostage and fucking
• 56:38
  berate everybody until like you have.
• 56:41
  Chilled your book once since I've been here, Sir.
• 56:45
  Oh, I I actually I I. Actually filled it before you
• 56:47
  got here. I actually did not.
• 56:50
  But I I do thank you for reminding me, because I.
• 56:53
  Ties too, motherfucker. Because I do want to let Max, I
• 56:56
  do want to let you know, Max, that Blood Ties Volume 2, along
• 57:01
  with all of the other books published by American Instinct
• 57:05
  Popes starting this Friday on sale for 299 each ladies.
• 57:13
  And gentlemen, Crazy Sam is having a crazy sale at his Crazy
• 57:19
  Book Emporium. Sandy prices are crazy.
• 57:24
  Pretty much. Well the well as Moore and I
• 57:28
  said, the the economy is kind of in the shitter.
• 57:31
  So rather than rather than do a habit.
• 57:35
  Hanging yourself because of the economic depression?
• 57:38
  You should pick up a copy of Blood Ties to.
• 57:41
  Yes, and also Shadows of Deception, also on sale, and The
• 57:50
  Vagina, which is also on sale and.
• 57:54
  Damn bro that's the whole franchise.
• 57:57
  Yeah, the yeah, the whole franchise as far as the ebooks,
• 58:02
  they're all on sale. And pro tip 2, you can usually
• 58:09
  get like a refurbished Kindle paper right for $40 on Black
• 58:15
  Friday, so. So that's crazy.
• 58:23
  Sam's Crazy Book Emporium is having a crazy sale, and if with
• 58:27
  these crazy prices, it's not going to be long before they
• 58:31
  lock him up. Well, well, they they end.
• 58:35
  Up insane Sam. It is, well, not as.
• 58:41
  We're going to lose our. Hat well, it's not as insane as.
• 58:45
  Tell them to buy more books. It's going to put us out of
• 58:47
  business with deals like this. Will buy the book on Black
• 58:52
  Friday through Cyber Monday. And the deal may be crazy Max,
• 58:58
  but it's still not as crazy as Candace Owens running things
• 59:02
  through ChatGPT. So.
• 59:06
  That's true, and it's not even close to as crazy as Christopher
• 59:09
  Cantwell. So as far as other things I'm
• 59:13
  thinking. Hey, did you see that Fuentes is
• 59:16
  already turned on Tucker? Yes, not a surprise.
• 59:20
  That's funny. I'm sorry.
• 59:21
  Go ahead, say. I just wanted to throw that one
• 59:23
  out. There, I, I did, I did see that.
• 59:26
  And also I saw the intern. Rather than turning on Tucker,
• 59:33
  rather than turning on Fuentes, Tucker then turned on the
• 59:38
  Heritage Foundation guy who defended him.
• 59:43
  Because that's certainly what what friends do, right?
• 59:47
  That this guy Kevin Roberts was supposedly like was supposedly
• 59:51
  like a college buddy or something of Tucker.
• 59:53
  Who needs friends when you can make drama based money off of
• 59:57
  the attention economy, Sam? Right.
• 1:00:02
  I mean, eventually you and I are going to go at it, right?
• 1:00:08
  That's how this works. Well.
• 1:00:10
  And I'm going to say I'm going to do the big reveal about like,
• 1:00:14
  you're secretly in a wheelchair. Oh yeah, because.
• 1:00:22
  The big reveal about how I all along I was actually retarded.
• 1:00:27
  Yeah. Oh wait, Mort.
• 1:00:29
  'S going to, Mort's going to not want to take sides and he's
• 1:00:32
  going to be like, I don't know, man.
• 1:00:35
  No more, no more. Try to be nice to everybody.
• 1:00:39
  Mort's going to Mort's going to be the biggest one and just do a
• 1:00:42
  face reveal just because. OK, but.
• 1:00:48
  I I thought anybody. Actually wants to.
• 1:00:50
  See just a circuit board. Sam the fuck?
• 1:00:56
  I mean, hey, people are curious so.
• 1:01:01
  I'm going to tell you, I'm going to, I'm going to set up a
• 1:01:03
  camera. I'm going to put it on a fucking
• 1:01:06
  motherboard and we're going to say that to him.
• 1:01:10
  That would be that would be hilarious.
• 1:01:18
  Well, it's just like, I don't know.
• 1:01:20
  Leave board alone. I, I'm, I am.
• 1:01:24
  I'm thankful. I'm thankful for, I'm thankful
• 1:01:29
  for the for the Iranian bots who who told me that my videos
• 1:01:38
  sucked and got no views and then catapulted them to like 1000.
• 1:01:47
  Yeah, thanks for like getting us into the bottom of the
• 1:01:50
  algorithm. See, we weren't even in it
• 1:01:51
  before. It's a good job.
• 1:01:54
  Yeah, Yeah, Greg. You're manually searching for
• 1:01:57
  anything about certain topics and just bombarding them with
• 1:02:00
  comments. Is that what this?
• 1:02:02
  That's probably what's happening, right?
• 1:02:04
  Yeah, the yeah, the yeah, The way they're looking, they're
• 1:02:06
  looking for anyone who is like, oh.
• 1:02:09
  Well, do it. Do it more I'm.
• 1:02:14
  I'm if. Israel wants to pay me $7000.
• 1:02:19
  I will say they're great. Yes, clip that well.
• 1:02:24
  That online. Well, Max, what you don't know
• 1:02:29
  is this whole entire show. Wait, I'm not I'm That's not the
• 1:02:34
  full statement, though, Sam. If Hamas wants to give me $7000,
• 1:02:40
  I'll say they're great. Fair enough.
• 1:02:48
  If Russia wants to give me $7000, I'll say they're great.
• 1:02:53
  Now China, I draw the line because they're commies.
• 1:02:56
  I don't need your dirty. Commies, so you're not.
• 1:03:00
  Well, I'm I'm pretty sure that Tucker already took yours.
• 1:03:04
  Oh, wait. Oh, wait, no, that's that's
• 1:03:06
  Qatar. Never mind.
• 1:03:07
  You didn't want money from from Qatar.
• 1:03:11
  You know why they always yell about Israel shills though is
• 1:03:15
  because like Nazis can't afford shills.
• 1:03:18
  So like I would say if the Nazis wanted to pay me $7000 to say
• 1:03:23
  they're good, but like they literally can't afford it.
• 1:03:28
  So it's. Yeah.
• 1:03:30
  It's like picking on a poor retarded kid.
• 1:03:33
  Well, also. Bad enough he's retarded, he's
• 1:03:36
  also poor. Why would you pick on him?
• 1:03:38
  I mean, I mean, they, they're all, they're all gay.
• 1:03:44
  I'm saying you shouldn't pick on poor retarded kids, not that you
• 1:03:49
  should. I mean, you know, they're all.
• 1:03:57
  Do you hate poor retarded kids? I don't.
• 1:04:02
  They ever do. I mean.
• 1:04:05
  They ever do to you. I mean they pointed.
• 1:04:11
  Or or because they're retarded? Or is it the combination of the
• 1:04:14
  two? I suggest you shut your mouth
• 1:04:18
  and think before you open it again and say something that is
• 1:04:23
  going to result in you getting hit with something heavy, thick
• 1:04:27
  and will hurt. But you like it, Maxine?
• 1:04:32
  Caprende. That's just to make sure.
• 1:04:36
  No, I'm blowing this. I'm serious.
• 1:04:38
  Hola Gomo stars a vocal is the Whitfield grip.
• 1:04:45
  What's that? What happened all?
• 1:04:48
  Right, you're tuned again. No, I'm blowing this.
• 1:04:53
  Did did OK, so she so she hit the switch back to English.
• 1:04:59
  That's good. Everybody having a happy
• 1:05:06
  Thanksgiving. I, I am like, well, I got like I
• 1:05:11
  was saying back said thank you for I'm I'm thankful, I'm
• 1:05:17
  thankful for Israel and not for the reasons you might think.
• 1:05:20
  I've I'm thinkable that like I'm thankful that just saying Israel
• 1:05:25
  will put us in the algorithm. And so Israel, Israel, Israel,
• 1:05:31
  Israel, Israel. October 7th, Josh Free,
• 1:05:42
  Palestine. Jews are awesome.
• 1:05:50
  Allahu Akbar, What other algorithm?
• 1:05:55
  You know, I was thinking Sam, here would be a funny list.
• 1:05:58
  I was doing all these top ten lists and I realized like nobody
• 1:06:02
  likes my top ten lists because they're not AI slob.
• 1:06:05
  So the next time I do one, I'm just going to have AI and I'm
• 1:06:08
  going to say AAI. Tell me 10 things you would put
• 1:06:12
  on a list that's retarded and we'll see.
• 1:06:16
  We'll make AAI slop list and see if people like it better than
• 1:06:20
  mine. We should.
• 1:06:26
  That would be an interesting experiment because can AI.
• 1:06:35
  They can't make one like mine. They could probably make one
• 1:06:38
  like everybody thought I was trying to do like a David
• 1:06:41
  Letterman list, but that shit's gay.
• 1:06:43
  That was like I was making fun of that.
• 1:06:46
  Yeah, I also wonder. In case you didn't get the joke,
• 1:06:51
  make it 1 of boomer top ten lists.
• 1:06:54
  Sorry people didn't get it. It went above their head.
• 1:07:00
  Well, as I, as I have, as I, as we have found out, I'll even my,
• 1:07:05
  even my humor goes above people's.
• 1:07:10
  A lot of my humor goes around people's heads.
• 1:07:15
  So really. Gummy.
• 1:07:20
  Do we have Oh, so now we're we're getting like so now we're
• 1:07:24
  getting like a gummy sponsor. We we should, we should, we
• 1:07:29
  should have a gummy sponsor actually Max that.
• 1:07:33
  Get some of them pot gummies to sponsor us, that'd be dope.
• 1:07:36
  Yeah, I hear that. I hear that's.
• 1:07:37
  All and the undies. Yeah, well, more we.
• 1:07:43
  Well, more we. We know, we know.
• 1:07:46
  You want me undies just so you can go free balling?
• 1:07:50
  Facts. Uh huh.
• 1:07:58
  So yeah, me, me undies. And then oh what, what was the
• 1:08:04
  CBD company that was that that merchant Royce had?
• 1:08:11
  Oh my God, yeah. Yeah, the yeah, those.
• 1:08:17
  I, I probably, if I talk to some of the people that we know who
• 1:08:21
  you would know who they are, but I don't want to say it on air,
• 1:08:23
  but like we know a couple people that literally run pot companies
• 1:08:27
  that might even sponsor us. So they, here's the thing.
• 1:08:31
  This is a side thing. Mort might have heard of this.
• 1:08:33
  I guarantee you haven't, but they're going at a famous Switch
• 1:08:37
  streamer because he accepted like gambling sponsorships.
• 1:08:41
  Yes, I. What is this puritanical
• 1:08:43
  bullshit? Well, also like why are they
• 1:08:49
  going after this one guy, but they're not going after Joe
• 1:08:52
  Rogan for like doing a Hard Rock a bet which is the same.
• 1:08:56
  Everybody's got some kind of fucking gambling ads now.
• 1:09:01
  I hate gambling. I am not a gambler at all.
• 1:09:05
  I do enjoy certain games, but I enjoy the game aspect of it,
• 1:09:08
  like poker. Is propped up by steak.com.
• 1:09:12
  Yeah, but everybody's got the steak.
• 1:09:15
  Everybody's got etcetera, etcetera, all these different
• 1:09:19
  online gambling things, advertising their shit.
• 1:09:22
  Look, man, if you're in the business of selling ads and you
• 1:09:27
  think that something's immoral, I totally get that.
• 1:09:30
  But if you think it's immoral for somebody else to do an ad
• 1:09:33
  for a product, that's called tough shit.
• 1:09:37
  Yeah. You nobody's making you do the
• 1:09:40
  ad and if you really think it's so immoral then just don't watch
• 1:09:43
  the guy anymore. That'll that'll make him suffer.
• 1:09:46
  But this idea that you can't do ads for stuff like pot, you
• 1:09:49
  can't do ads for alcohol, you can't do ads for gambling.
• 1:09:52
  Who the fuck says? First of all, we are explicitly
• 1:09:55
  telling all of you, all of these platforms that we are an 18 plus
• 1:09:59
  show. Facts.
• 1:10:01
  Yeah. So I don't care who they fucking
• 1:10:04
  think. We're not advertising to
• 1:10:05
  children. We never have any intent to do
• 1:10:07
  that. This show is not intended for
• 1:10:09
  children. It never was long before I was
• 1:10:11
  here, by the way. Never will be.
• 1:10:14
  And it never will be. So if we're advertising adult
• 1:10:18
  products that are legal to other adults and you don't like it,
• 1:10:21
  guess what you can do? You can kiss my fucking ass.
• 1:10:24
  That's what you can do. We barely advertise anything,
• 1:10:27
  Sam, but I see these guys going after somebody for taking a
• 1:10:31
  gambling sponsorship. Bitch Times is tight.
• 1:10:36
  Yeah. And yeah, and I mean it.
• 1:10:41
  It also seems to be like very. I always say gambling is a tax
• 1:10:45
  on the stupid, but that doesn't mean I think it should be
• 1:10:48
  outlawed or anything like that. It's a tax on people who don't
• 1:10:52
  know how to do math. Yeah, well, we've, we've had,
• 1:10:55
  we've had this, you know, we've had this discussion too.
• 1:11:00
  I mean, you know, we might want to restrict porn.
• 1:11:06
  So it's, you know, so it's hard of it for kids to get access to,
• 1:11:10
  but we don't want to just ban it out, right, because that's just
• 1:11:14
  going to create a black market and.
• 1:11:18
  And and it's been proven when you prohibit gambling that
• 1:11:21
  they're back. Black market exists.
• 1:11:25
  Yeah, same with say, same with same with drugs.
• 1:11:33
  The only the only thing with that is is like I don't, I don't
• 1:11:36
  necessarily ascribe to the whole like libertarian utopia that
• 1:11:40
  like we should get like free clinics where people can shoot
• 1:11:45
  up to be. Fair.
• 1:11:49
  That's not libertarian utopia. Oh, is that is that?
• 1:11:56
  'Cause you said free, they would charge you to shoot up there.
• 1:12:00
  That's their utopia. OK.
• 1:12:03
  Yeah, yeah. You were thinking of anarcho
• 1:12:05
  commies. Anarcho capitalists are going to
• 1:12:10
  be like, you can shoot up here, but you're going to have to pay
• 1:12:13
  for the night, the for the service, you know?
• 1:12:17
  And. They'll and they'll be the ones
• 1:12:18
  to sell you the drugs too. Yeah, and it's and it's.
• 1:12:22
  Fair libertarians are already the ones selling all the drugs
• 1:12:26
  pretty much. Yes, yes, and it, and it and
• 1:12:32
  it's going to be real. And it's going to be really
• 1:12:34
  expensive too. So like Uber expensive?
• 1:12:46
  Well, it depends on the drug, right?
• 1:12:49
  Like the more addictive, the more expensive.
• 1:12:54
  Yeah, I mean, people in Colorado though, they'll pay $60.00 for
• 1:13:00
  illegal pot that that's wild to me, but.
• 1:13:07
  How much pot you get for $60.00 in Florida illegally like an 8?
• 1:13:16
  Because I know in Colorado we were, I was talking to Tim about
• 1:13:20
  this. In Colorado it's 60 to $80.00 an
• 1:13:22
  eighth, too. That's insane to me.
• 1:13:26
  Yeah, for, yeah, for, for like for illegal pot in Florida.
• 1:13:31
  You I could probably buy like a whole pillowcase of pot
• 1:13:37
  probably. Oh, it will certainly be cheaper
• 1:13:41
  because a large portion of it is the tax.
• 1:13:43
  Yeah, that's the thing why it stays cheap in mass is that the
• 1:13:47
  tax is low. Or the one thing we don't
• 1:13:49
  fucking have the highest tax ever on is pot.
• 1:13:52
  Yeah. Go figure.
• 1:13:55
  Tax of chooses. It's because they knew that if
• 1:13:58
  they tax it low, they're going to get mad revenue from it
• 1:14:01
  anyway. So they did.
• 1:14:03
  And plus they had the couple years to watch Colorado crash
• 1:14:06
  and burn. Colorado legalized pot has been
• 1:14:09
  a disaster for Colorado, no. Oh fuck.
• 1:14:13
  Well, like I like I well, like I said, you know, by buddy.
• 1:14:17
  At least economically in terms of taxes.
• 1:14:20
  It's yes, yes, it's, it's been, it's been a disaster.
• 1:14:25
  And I mean it's, I mean it's created a, it's created a
• 1:14:31
  bubble. Their tax is at 40%, Sam,
• 1:14:35
  Massachusetts tax is 7%. Now that's both are in addition
• 1:14:41
  to the sales tax of the state, but one is 40% that's.
• 1:14:49
  All. That's a pretty high percentage.
• 1:14:52
  So what that's why you're paying $60.00 for an eighth is because
• 1:14:56
  they're selling them essentially for like 30 or 40 and you're.
• 1:15:00
  Yeah, 8. Dollars in taxes, which is
• 1:15:02
  insane now an eighth out here, the cheapest cheap cheap cheap
• 1:15:05
  I've seen is like $8 plus tax. So it comes out under 10.
• 1:15:12
  That's for 3.5 grams of like yeah, average.
• 1:15:18
  So like the high end eights at the most are like 30.
• 1:15:26
  Yeah, Yeah. Where is that?
• 1:15:28
  Where is like a high end date in Colorado would be like, I don't
• 1:15:32
  know, $100 to. Start like a high end oz at the
• 1:15:36
  place I go to $100, you're getting an ounce that's like 30
• 1:15:40
  or above percent THC easily again.
• 1:15:44
  And and then the tax on that comes out to like what, like 14%
• 1:15:49
  total with sales and pot tax. Yeah.
• 1:15:54
  And and then the more people buy it and they raise more tax
• 1:15:57
  revenue that way, rather than having a really high tax and
• 1:16:00
  less people buy it. Yeah, great going call, great
• 1:16:05
  going Colorado and so. Like I was just there.
• 1:16:08
  The line was out the fucking door.
• 1:16:12
  Oh, I'm, oh, I'm sure people want to get their people want to
• 1:16:14
  get stoned in time for. Why?
• 1:16:18
  Why I was 20 minutes late or whatever.
• 1:16:20
  Sam, I apologize for that, but the line was out the fucking
• 1:16:23
  door. No, no, no, no problem.
• 1:16:28
  Listen it, Listen, listen that. That's the perfect time to get
• 1:16:32
  stoned too, right? Because like, you'll get the
• 1:16:35
  munchies and then, you know. You're and then you'll be ready
• 1:16:47
  to eat so. Here, here in upstate New York's
• 1:16:51
  president anywhere between 25 and 60, depending on where you
• 1:16:55
  go. That sounds about right you
• 1:16:57
  guys. Tax is a bit higher too.
• 1:17:00
  Yeah. As high as Colorado, though I
• 1:17:02
  know Colorado's got the highest tax.
• 1:17:07
  Yeah, well. California's close though.
• 1:17:09
  California's like 30 something. Yep, percent.
• 1:17:14
  Well, well. 12 I think. Well, I believe so, yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Well, Florida just needs a better bill that doesn't give
• 1:17:23
  one company a fucking cartel. Yeah, on on growing it.
• 1:17:29
  Then also Florida needs a less corrupt political establishment
• 1:17:33
  to get that. Huh.
• 1:17:34
  Yeah. It's always the way, especially
• 1:17:39
  when you're dealing with state and local politics, right?
• 1:17:41
  It's always like we could do that if we had a less corrupt
• 1:17:44
  state and local politics scene, but we don't. 13%.
• 1:17:50
  Yeah, I was, I was close. 12 or 13% is a is a good place for a
• 1:17:55
  weed tax, I'm not going to lie. Yeah, but it's not bad if you
• 1:17:59
  get up to what New York State does.
• 1:18:01
  You get up to 3040% you you cannibalize your market so much
• 1:18:06
  that it's basically only rich folks who are less likely to buy
• 1:18:12
  it than than poor people, ironically enough.
• 1:18:17
  So yeah, I don't know. I got this blunt here.
• 1:18:23
  It's a king, some King Louie. King Louie in honor of Louis
• 1:18:28
  Armstrong. Nice.
• 1:18:33
  Supposedly legendarily, that's the strain it that originates
• 1:18:38
  from a strain he had the more black jazz musicians were had
• 1:18:43
  the best weed Sam. That that they did.
• 1:18:49
  You can tell if you listen to their music, that's why it's so
• 1:18:53
  dope as they were stowed out of their fucking mind going beep
• 1:18:56
  boop boop beep boop boop. Yeah, that, yeah, that's why.
• 1:19:01
  That's why Miles killed on the trumpet.
• 1:19:04
  Hell. Yeah.
• 1:19:06
  Oh you can hear how stoned he is on some of them fucking songs
• 1:19:09
  man. Oh yeah?
• 1:19:10
  Well, I mean, I'm pretty. I'm pretty sure he was also on
• 1:19:14
  LSD when he recorded Bitches Brew.
• 1:19:18
  Yeah, to. Save the AIDJ told me that I was
• 1:19:29
  listening to the notorious BAG this week.
• 1:19:32
  Now I did not listen. To Maggie Small.
• 1:19:38
  Why not? I get it.
• 1:19:42
  It gets a lot of like Sam, but there's a there's an elephant in
• 1:19:47
  the room I got to talk about. AI has a real problem saying
• 1:19:52
  black people's names and it's not even just that they have
• 1:19:57
  weird really out there names like normal ass black names and
• 1:20:01
  a is like I've. Never heard of this before.
• 1:20:04
  And like what them all? Dude I know 5 them alls what the
• 1:20:08
  fuck. Jamal.
• 1:20:14
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, Tyrone. It's like Tyrone, dude.
• 1:20:18
  It's Tyrone. Everybody knows it's fucking
• 1:20:20
  Tyrone. No T Ron.
• 1:20:25
  TT, Ron. A not.
• 1:20:28
  Saying AI is racist Sam. I'm just saying it's ignorant.
• 1:20:33
  Can we say the people that program the AI are racist?
• 1:20:38
  Well, that's, I mean, they're nerds.
• 1:20:40
  That's probably definitely they're they got to be hateful
• 1:20:43
  bigot Nazis, right? So.
• 1:20:46
  They didn't go into dance therapy for their degree, Sam.
• 1:20:52
  That's evidence they're bigots. Right if you.
• 1:20:55
  Went into STEM, clearly you're a biggie and.
• 1:20:57
  Fascist. Well, I mean, I mean, look at
• 1:21:03
  even. More so if you went to trade
• 1:21:05
  school, all right? Well, I mean, I was going to say
• 1:21:08
  look at, look at Craig, you know?
• 1:21:12
  Yeah, I mean the man, yeah. The man went into STEM so hard
• 1:21:18
  that he's a doctor now. You know who else was a doctor,
• 1:21:21
  Sam? Doctor Mangalay.
• 1:21:25
  I'm. Not saying Craig and Doctor
• 1:21:27
  Mengele are the same, I'm just saying he went into the science
• 1:21:31
  field and Nazis like science. But but, but, but Craig's
• 1:21:41
  Jewish, so now you're so now you're doing a Tucker well.
• 1:21:48
  I heard the Jews are Nazis too now.
• 1:21:50
  Does he support Israel? Yes, I mean well.
• 1:21:59
  There you go, Doctor Mangley. Yeah.
• 1:22:03
  Doctor. Mangley, Mansfield, Hey.
• 1:22:10
  I've seen the crazy experiments he gets up to all right.
• 1:22:18
  Yeah. I mean, he, he turned.
• 1:22:20
  I mean, you know. I see the free stuff and smash
• 1:22:26
  it. Sam.
• 1:22:27
  What is that obviously Nazi behavior?
• 1:22:32
  I mean. He's acting like Mr. Freeze in
• 1:22:36
  real life. Think about it.
• 1:22:39
  I mean, I I've. Science is for villains, Sam.
• 1:22:47
  Yeah, I mean. That's why you won't catch me
• 1:22:49
  believe in no scientific nonsense.
• 1:22:53
  I mean, obviously the sun is the center of the universe.
• 1:23:01
  Right. They tell you it's the center of
• 1:23:04
  the Galaxy and that there's other galaxies.
• 1:23:06
  Has anybody ever proven that shit to you, Sam?
• 1:23:13
  No, they haven't. But I, I have to ask, do you
• 1:23:16
  think we, Max, do you think we went to the moon?
• 1:23:24
  It depends. Is the mood made of cheese?
• 1:23:31
  Yes, it's made of Swiss. Yes.
• 1:23:38
  I I've I've been there. Well, OK, see, then I got to
• 1:23:45
  take your word for it. But the problem is, is you got
• 1:23:47
  to take somebody's word for it. How do you prove that we went to
• 1:23:52
  the moon yourself? In a bubble.
• 1:24:00
  Well, first you have to well, first you have to stop
• 1:24:03
  masturbating and then you have to watch every single video.
• 1:24:08
  I will not. On good, good on good on you.
• 1:24:16
  You're well, see, here's here's the thing.
• 1:24:20
  You're why your wife can't kick you out of Christmas dinner for
• 1:24:25
  awkwardly yelling at the in laws about how we didn't we didn't go
• 1:24:31
  to the moon. That's true because my
• 1:24:36
  father-in-law, you know, though he may have passed and may he
• 1:24:40
  rest in peace, he would just be laughing and yelling with me
• 1:24:44
  about the moon being made of cheese.
• 1:24:48
  He loved such fun in driving the women folk crazy.
• 1:24:56
  How? Imagine of both of our Sam.
• 1:24:58
  It's why we bonded. How I'm I'm sure we.
• 1:25:03
  Arguing about the Bible is just a cover to drive the women
• 1:25:06
  crazy. Did you know this?
• 1:25:11
  Yes, I, I actually I've, I've, I've learned a few things like
• 1:25:16
  like that. Heads or tails, it's an.
• 1:25:21
  Eraser. You didn't call it.
• 1:25:28
  It's yes, you got it. It's an eraser.
• 1:25:30
  OK, fine. But if I flip it and it comes
• 1:25:34
  up, either way, it's going to be an eraser.
• 1:25:36
  It's not fair. What have we?
• 1:25:46
  What have we got? What have we got?
• 1:25:48
  Like an Eraser sponsor? That would be wild.
• 1:25:58
  I think you should get sponsored by only fans to do that chew
• 1:26:04
  thing. I I think that I mean, I mean
• 1:26:12
  that would that would be awesome.
• 1:26:15
  Damn tries shoes and every time you hit a goal it's a new set of
• 1:26:21
  shoes. They can be silly, they can be
• 1:26:23
  fashionable, and then you just take pictures where you try the
• 1:26:28
  shoes on. You know, you know, for if we're
• 1:26:31
  going to talk about a sponsor that piss everyone off, I think,
• 1:26:35
  I think we should just get like a blue to sponsor. 00 or fucking
• 1:26:44
  pornhub. Do you think they would sponsor
• 1:26:46
  our show? My.
• 1:26:49
  They're child traffickers. Never mind.
• 1:26:53
  Yeah. Hey guys, if you're using
• 1:26:55
  Pornhub, just remember that that they don't actually filter out
• 1:26:59
  underage content very well at all.
• 1:27:05
  Don't believe me? Check out New York Times article
• 1:27:08
  on Pornhub. I know, I know, New York Times,
• 1:27:10
  but their information is accurate.
• 1:27:14
  Netflix won't sponsor us anymore because.
• 1:27:18
  Well, oh then fuck them. What the wetcher?
• 1:27:26
  I don't care they're not going to sponsor us.
• 1:27:28
  I don't care if they put out a show you like.
• 1:27:31
  They should give us money or fuck them.
• 1:27:35
  Next, fuck them. Well, yeah.
• 1:27:42
  Done next Disney. Oh fuck Disney.
• 1:27:47
  How much would they? Require to fucking advertise
• 1:27:50
  with us. I think I'd say no less than 30
• 1:27:52
  Grand Sam, and then I'll say Disney's great.
• 1:27:56
  I mean. It requires more for me to say
• 1:27:58
  Disney's good than Israel correct about it.
• 1:28:04
  Yeah, I I would. It's three, it's 30 GS Sam.
• 1:28:07
  So we could split it three ways because it's so distasteful to
• 1:28:10
  to the idea of saying Disney is good that it's going to cost
• 1:28:14
  about 10 grand each. I, I think, I think that's very
• 1:28:19
  fair. Yeah.
• 1:28:21
  And I think they should give. I think they should give Maxine
• 1:28:25
  a pair of free mouse ears. Don't.
• 1:28:31
  Fuck up 10 grand, I can buy some fucking mouse ears, Sam.
• 1:28:34
  See, This is why we you think small potatoes sometimes man.
• 1:28:42
  I you. Need bigger, you know.
• 1:28:44
  Time pass to Harry. Potter World Lifetime pass to
• 1:28:47
  Harry Potter world. Oh, make better movies.
• 1:28:53
  That's part of the deal. What?
• 1:28:54
  What remakes? And fucking them up.
• 1:28:57
  What what what? Disney doesn't own Harry Potter
• 1:29:01
  world. So that's that's our line down
• 1:29:05
  problem. They're.
• 1:29:06
  Part of Universal. These are the terms, Sam.
• 1:29:11
  No, they're not part of Universal.
• 1:29:12
  That's a different company, Warner Brothers Universe.
• 1:29:16
  There's. More reason to make them do it
• 1:29:18
  because it's more outrageous. That's fine.
• 1:29:20
  Yeah. By bias passes to somebody
• 1:29:22
  else's theme park next. Yes.
• 1:29:28
  Well, if we're just asking also, I would like them to pay for us
• 1:29:31
  to have a lifetime subscription to what one Don't they have a
• 1:29:35
  hand in HBO? Whichever 1 Whichever streaming
• 1:29:38
  service they don't own, I want them to give me that.
• 1:29:41
  Paramount. There we go, Paramount.
• 1:29:44
  Oh God, never mind, that's dog shit.
• 1:29:48
  You know, watch anything on there.
• 1:29:53
  See This is why we don't get any sponsors Sam.
• 1:29:56
  I'll tell you what though, you pay me $50.00 to sell your item
• 1:30:01
  and I will give my all into it. How's that?
• 1:30:06
  That, that sounds well, that sounds good.
• 1:30:11
  If you especially if you're independent because I hate me
• 1:30:14
  see corporations it's 10,000. But for if it's an independent
• 1:30:18
  guy, 50 bucks and I will sell the shit out of your product.
• 1:30:23
  I will tell people it makes their penis bigger.
• 1:30:26
  I will tell people I will tell women it's going to make their
• 1:30:29
  perfect husband appear through the power of belief in magic.
• 1:30:33
  Whatever your product is, I'm going to sell that bitch 50
• 1:30:36
  bucks. And the breast is bigger.
• 1:30:41
  I don't know. Is that a selling point for
• 1:30:43
  women? What bigger boobs?
• 1:30:45
  Like if you use this product your boobs would get bigger.
• 1:30:48
  Is that actually a selling point only?
• 1:30:50
  For the ones that have. Small tits only for the chicks
• 1:30:53
  with small tits. Yeah.
• 1:30:54
  Yeah. Any girl with like mid or big
• 1:30:56
  big tits doesn't. Guys are the ones that have that
• 1:30:59
  hang up generally because even if their Dick is huge, they want
• 1:31:06
  it to be bigger. But women that there's
• 1:31:10
  diminishing returns for them because it's actually a pain to
• 1:31:13
  carry them things around at a certain point, you know?
• 1:31:15
  Literally. I guess you could have a Dick
• 1:31:18
  big enough that it would be a problem to carry around, but I
• 1:31:22
  don't know. Mine's dangling out of my pants
• 1:31:25
  and I. Don't have any problem.
• 1:31:27
  I mean, why do you why do you think I have to sit down, Max?
• 1:31:32
  Oh my. God.
• 1:31:37
  Why the good Lord created cod pieces?
• 1:31:40
  That, that's, that's all, that's a that's an old school
• 1:31:44
  Whitfield's war joke, too. The good Lord invented cod
• 1:31:51
  pieces, so I wouldn't have problems like that.
• 1:31:53
  Sam. You can just tuck it in, fold it
• 1:31:55
  up, good to go. Well, I.
• 1:32:02
  Mean, really, it's more like rolling it up than folding it
• 1:32:05
  up, but whatever. Yeah, but then, but then it gets
• 1:32:10
  on you. Know how you like put a hose on
• 1:32:12
  a never mind. But then it gets all sweaty and
• 1:32:17
  you know, I live in, you know? That's that's see, that's how
• 1:32:22
  you know you're a man. Lots of Dick sweat.
• 1:32:26
  Well, come. To I can tell all these
• 1:32:29
  so-called trans women are men. They got all that Dick sweat.
• 1:32:34
  Yeah, and that. Women don't have Dick sweat, so
• 1:32:37
  even if you turn your Dick inside out, I can still tell
• 1:32:40
  you're a man because you smell like Dick sweat.
• 1:32:44
  Yeah, I strangely there are no, there aren't a lot of them in in
• 1:32:54
  Florida that suffer from, well, I mean I suffer from Dick sweat
• 1:32:59
  in Florida really bad in the summer.
• 1:33:07
  One in five men is afflicted with the malady that we refer to
• 1:33:11
  as Dick sweat. It is a serious problem.
• 1:33:15
  Going to start playing like the sad Sarah McLaughlin Angel has a
• 1:33:21
  picture of Sam. It's like this gentleman suffers
• 1:33:24
  from Dick sweat in the Florida heat and for just $5 a day.
• 1:33:30
  Sorry, Sam, I don't know if it's either.
• 1:33:34
  Yeah, for. For just $5 a day we'll we'll
• 1:33:37
  save our Dicks What and send it to you.
• 1:33:41
  I don't know. That's a whole.
• 1:33:43
  Different. I was going to say you could buy
• 1:33:44
  them some tissues. Wow.
• 1:33:52
  If they can sell gamer girl bath water, we can sell gamer boy
• 1:33:55
  Dicks. What?
• 1:33:57
  My fucking God. But nobody's going to buy it
• 1:34:03
  except Chris Cantwell. I'll take his money.
• 1:34:09
  Well, he don't have. Any money, he's in jail.
• 1:34:12
  You got to wait for him to get out of jail.
• 1:34:14
  You better stock it up. I'll tell you what, You get
• 1:34:17
  yourself bottles, you put them on a shelf, you get yourself
• 1:34:20
  ready when he comes out. You sell all the Dick sweat
• 1:34:23
  wholesale, you make it killing. More as long as.
• 1:34:27
  It hasn't evaporated by then. More, more I I just thought you
• 1:34:33
  might like to know that Melody Mac tweeted yesterday that she's
• 1:34:37
  alive. So.
• 1:34:42
  Hold on, I'm a press X to doubt that.
• 1:34:45
  I've seen her face. She is clearly undead.
• 1:34:53
  You can't fool me, Melody. Mac, you ain't alive.
• 1:34:56
  Use a zombie. Or actually Sam.
• 1:34:58
  I don't think she's a zombie. She's a white.
• 1:35:02
  You know what? Wight like a white?
• 1:35:06
  Yeah. Yep, yeah.
• 1:35:08
  I looked in the Monster Manual saying Melanie Mack.
• 1:35:11
  Look, she's. The white from the Blood, Blood
• 1:35:14
  and Wine expansion. Well, yeah.
• 1:35:16
  Or just D&D Monster Manual, Second Edition.
• 1:35:21
  I looked at that and it's basically a picture of Melanie
• 1:35:24
  Mack and the tongue hanging out in the nose that disappears.
• 1:35:32
  It's exactly like Melanie Max AM and also it's mouth is wide open
• 1:35:40
  because it looks like it sucked so many Dicks so it has to be
• 1:35:44
  her. She's a white.
• 1:35:47
  I thought for a minute she was a zombie, then I considered she
• 1:35:50
  might be a ghoul, but I finally settled on white.
• 1:35:54
  She's a white. Ain't she interesting?
• 1:35:58
  Also, Sam, I discovered something else everybody.
• 1:36:02
  I don't know if you caught our thing, but DoorDash girl her
• 1:36:07
  nose Sam is actually made of a little ball of Silly Putty that
• 1:36:12
  she stuck right here to. Oh my God, you got you guys had
• 1:36:17
  me on the floor a while laughing.
• 1:36:22
  They had to cover her unibrow with the Silly Putty and then it
• 1:36:25
  just hangs off as a fake nose and now if you look at her
• 1:36:30
  you'll see it too and you'll never Unsee it.
• 1:36:33
  Oh, and I was wrong. She did put his name in the
• 1:36:40
  post, his first name in like part of his like address or
• 1:36:44
  something. So yeah, I because I had assumed
• 1:36:48
  that she hadn't because I hadn't heard his name yet.
• 1:36:51
  And I'm not going to repeat it because I want to, you know, I
• 1:36:53
  feel bad that he's already had his privacy invaded so much.
• 1:36:56
  But yeah, the bitch actually put his first name and like part of
• 1:36:59
  his address or something in the post when she originally posted
• 1:37:03
  the video showing his penis to the world.
• 1:37:05
  I believe his name was Unjakwe. Oh, and he indeed said that he
• 1:37:12
  does want to sue her basically up the wazoo.
• 1:37:17
  Anything he can do, he wants. I I would avoid her wazoo,
• 1:37:21
  although I am a big fan of suing.
• 1:37:22
  She seems like a hoe. Probably you don't want to get
• 1:37:26
  anywhere near that wazoo because it's got diseases and probably
• 1:37:31
  baby skeletons. That is a liberal current, after
• 1:37:34
  all. Yeah.
• 1:37:36
  And well, I mean, and that was, and that was, it was probably
• 1:37:39
  also broke too. So it's not like he would, it's
• 1:37:42
  not like we would get a lot of this.
• 1:37:44
  Is that gross? I don't even want to know about
• 1:37:46
  her wazoo. You see that?
• 1:37:50
  Putty nose. I swear to God.
• 1:37:52
  It dangles, dude. It disappears.
• 1:37:55
  It's a famous disappearing reappear.
• 1:37:57
  You know, everybody's focused on the horrible thing she did, and
• 1:38:00
  I get it, but I can't stop looking at her fucking nose.
• 1:38:03
  What's? Also funny.
• 1:38:05
  Is that so? You know that I read the article
• 1:38:08
  that stated the police said that they reviewed the ring care, the
• 1:38:13
  ring Cam footage and they saw her open the door herself,
• 1:38:17
  right? There have been other Youtubers.
• 1:38:20
  We saw one, I don't remember the name of the one that we watched,
• 1:38:23
  but he too stated the police said that.
• 1:38:27
  There are actually people that are still arguing that that's
• 1:38:30
  not true unless you have the police report and it's like dude
• 1:38:35
  I read it in multiple articles. There are other youtubers that
• 1:38:39
  are. It's not from the report, it's
• 1:38:41
  from the God damn statement the sheriff gave.
• 1:38:45
  But they're like, unless you, unless there's a police report,
• 1:38:47
  I don't believe it. And I'm like.
• 1:38:49
  OK, police reports, you actually have to like FOIA request, but
• 1:38:53
  what they did is called a press conference.
• 1:38:56
  Yeah, which is public information for everybody, which
• 1:39:00
  is why all the there. Are still people defending this
• 1:39:02
  bitch? OK, I'm just explaining how
• 1:39:05
  things work without that. And now I forgot what I was
• 1:39:09
  saying. Oh, OK.
• 1:39:11
  So they'll give a public statement in a press conference
• 1:39:14
  and then the news reports that the police statement says, and
• 1:39:19
  that's what they're reporting because that's what.
• 1:39:21
  And you can watch the press conference too, Sam, It's crazy
• 1:39:24
  if these people are that fucking retarded.
• 1:39:26
  Just look up the press conference.
• 1:39:27
  It's on YouTube. You can watch what the cops said
• 1:39:30
  about the DoorDash girl case. Because anytime there's a giant
• 1:39:34
  case like this, there's pressure on local cops to give a
• 1:39:36
  statement. It's actually kind of unfair in
• 1:39:39
  a lot of cases to local cops because sometimes they can't
• 1:39:42
  say. Shit.
• 1:39:44
  Yeah. But in this case, they said,
• 1:39:47
  they did say they confirmed that they have seen footage that they
• 1:39:52
  are making the the essentially the prosecution is claiming that
• 1:39:57
  she opened the door. That's a fact.
• 1:40:00
  The prosecution in was it it starts with an O something
• 1:40:03
  county. Yeah.
• 1:40:04
  It's it's a New York. It's a weird one.
• 1:40:08
  I Indian named county starts with an OI forget it off the top
• 1:40:11
  of my head, but they, their sheriff gave a statement and he
• 1:40:16
  said this is the evidence that we have seen, right?
• 1:40:20
  And these are the charges that we're bringing in this case and
• 1:40:22
  we can't say anything other than that that we have seen this
• 1:40:26
  evidence. They said the evidence, by the
• 1:40:27
  way, the evidence they said the guy didn't say this, She didn't
• 1:40:32
  say this. The police said this, that they
• 1:40:34
  have ring doorbell camera footage.
• 1:40:37
  They were very specific about what they had that that disputes
• 1:40:41
  what she is saying and shows more than what her footage
• 1:40:45
  showed. That's what the cops said.
• 1:40:47
  Well, technically if you want to get specific, they did say that
• 1:40:49
  it was security camera footage. Security camera footage just.
• 1:40:53
  To be specific. And well, and the news, you're
• 1:40:56
  right, the news did say the guy had door ring because you can
• 1:41:00
  see it in here's my thought on that.
• 1:41:03
  What if that's not everybody thinks that it's his footage.
• 1:41:06
  What if a guy across the street had a ring doorbell?
• 1:41:10
  You can see or even the. Neighbor.
• 1:41:12
  Again, let me finish, please. And then because I'm actually
• 1:41:15
  explaining something, if you click for you, that's great, but
• 1:41:18
  I'm trying to explain it in case nobody else clicked for is if
• 1:41:21
  you're across the street and you have a Ring doorbell camera,
• 1:41:23
  your cameras going to see what's happening there, right?
• 1:41:26
  So they don't, nobody seems to be asking.
• 1:41:28
  The question is, is there somebody across the street with
• 1:41:31
  a security camera that just clearly shows they're opening
• 1:41:34
  the door? That might be what has occurred,
• 1:41:36
  that it's not even his because his might not see the door
• 1:41:40
  opening. Yeah, but across the street
• 1:41:43
  would or. That's a very good point.
• 1:41:45
  A fucking if. They have a lot of St. lamps
• 1:41:48
  now, have security cameras, traffic lights have them built
• 1:41:50
  in. There's in any given place
• 1:41:53
  you're on. I mean, I walk everywhere.
• 1:41:56
  You know this, Sam. I we want me to show you
• 1:41:58
  something. Sam.
• 1:41:59
  I got something for you. Talk about shoes, motherfucker.
• 1:42:02
  Needing a pair of new shoes, I just walked 12 miles and these
• 1:42:06
  are the holes in my shoe right here.
• 1:42:08
  Holy. Goes all the way through and I
• 1:42:15
  walk a lot. I'm outside a lot.
• 1:42:17
  I'm aware of my surroundings a lot.
• 1:42:19
  Outside can be dangerous, you know, and things can happen real
• 1:42:23
  fast. And so I'm aware of how many
• 1:42:27
  cameras I come across because I'm always not like looking for
• 1:42:32
  like if something ever happens, I like to know where the cameras
• 1:42:35
  are at. Somebody attacked me.
• 1:42:37
  I would want the camera to be able to catch it, you know,
• 1:42:40
  things like that, right? Right.
• 1:42:42
  You don't realize how often you're on a camera on a given
• 1:42:46
  day until you're like on foot, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:42:50
  And and then you multiply that by driving a car.
• 1:42:52
  You're driving so fast by all these cameras.
• 1:42:56
  The point being is the odds of somebody else having footage of
• 1:43:00
  his door at the time of whether or not she opened it is pretty
• 1:43:04
  high. And then the cops come out and
• 1:43:06
  say we have some footage that confirms this.
• 1:43:10
  Well, that's a pretty, that's a serious accusation for them to
• 1:43:15
  make. Usually they actually don't make
• 1:43:17
  definitive evidence claims like that.
• 1:43:20
  That's a definitive evidence claim.
• 1:43:22
  They usually will say that's an ongoing investigation unless
• 1:43:24
  it's a fucking yeah we have footage so DoorDash girls fucked
• 1:43:31
  is my opinion. Oh yeah, and I said this on the.
• 1:43:33
  Show and I shouldn't buy this. Now that, she should probably
• 1:43:36
  take whatever plea deal she has offered and be thankful for it.
• 1:43:40
  Yeah. By the way, same advice to
• 1:43:43
  Christopher Cantwell. Take whatever plea deal they
• 1:43:46
  offer you and be thankful for it.
• 1:43:47
  And if it's no deal, take that too, because you're fighting it
• 1:43:50
  is going to make it worse. What?
• 1:43:53
  What I want to know is like. Also talk to a lawyer before you
• 1:43:58
  even take any advice. I'm saying talk to a lawyer.
• 1:44:02
  DoorDash girl seems to not have talked to a lawyer.
• 1:44:06
  Nope, she's an idiot. Miss Kiss seems to have filed A
• 1:44:09
  lawsuit without a lawyer, so that's that's fun.
• 1:44:14
  Now. He's trying to navigate 7 felony
• 1:44:19
  cases without a lawyer. That's retarded.
• 1:44:25
  Yeah, the guy that represents himself as a fool for a client,
• 1:44:29
  but what about the guy that has a lawyer and just tells him to
• 1:44:31
  get fucked? He doesn't have.
• 1:44:37
  A fool for a client. He's just an idiot.
• 1:44:40
  Yep. We've had.
• 1:44:44
  A lot of like law enforcement on the show and it seems universal,
• 1:44:48
  like all of the advice ever given would be talk to a lawyer.
• 1:44:54
  Yeah. Talk to a lawyer if you're in
• 1:44:56
  trouble, talk to a lawyer if you've been wronged and you
• 1:44:59
  think that you you need help with the legals, that's what
• 1:45:02
  they're for. Talk to a lawyer.
• 1:45:04
  But definitely don't film people's penises without their
• 1:45:10
  consent. That I will give.
• 1:45:13
  That is legal advice. Sam, I'm giving legal advice.
• 1:45:17
  Don't film people's penises. Do not film people's penises.
• 1:45:21
  Don't. Do not fucking enter a
• 1:45:22
  stranger's fucking home when it says to leave things at the
• 1:45:25
  fucking door. Without their consent.
• 1:45:28
  Don't film people pee. Look, if you want to film people
• 1:45:31
  penises and they're OK with it, I actually have no dog in that
• 1:45:35
  fight. Just don't film people's
• 1:45:37
  penises. Without asking.
• 1:45:41
  Right. Well, so here's my question.
• 1:45:45
  So here, so here's my question and I don't know if you you guys
• 1:45:51
  covered this, like what do you think DoorDash girl's motives
• 1:45:57
  motive was, was it just attention?
• 1:45:59
  Attention. Yeah, attention.
• 1:46:01
  And she wanted to go viral. Well, yeah, I mean, do you think
• 1:46:07
  she was, do you think she was looking for a payday even or do
• 1:46:10
  you think it was just purely attention?
• 1:46:13
  Attention Payday, same thing. Yeah, Honestly, I, I, I don't
• 1:46:18
  think that it initially started out as her wanting money.
• 1:46:24
  I think it just initially started out as wanting the.
• 1:46:28
  Intention. Want a clout?
• 1:46:30
  Yeah, she wanted the clout. She wanted to play the victim
• 1:46:35
  and I think it it was actually once DoorDash deactivated her
• 1:46:40
  account and fired her, I think that's when it turned to wanting
• 1:46:44
  money because from 1:00. Of the videos.
• 1:46:47
  One of the videos where she was talking and Asmin Gold came to
• 1:46:51
  the same conclusion as I did is at that point she was being very
• 1:46:55
  vague and like, oh, I can't talk about this and stuff like that.
• 1:46:58
  Because in my opinion, as well as Asmin's, that's when she was
• 1:47:03
  planning on trying to sue DoorDash, claiming that they,
• 1:47:08
  you know, wrongfully fired her. But here's the problem.
• 1:47:12
  They fired her because she violated their policy.
• 1:47:17
  The policy of DoorDash is you are not allowed to publish, post
• 1:47:23
  any of the customers private personal information anywhere on
• 1:47:28
  social media. Not only did she share the video
• 1:47:32
  of this man in the privacy of his own home, but put his name
• 1:47:36
  in the post and part of his address or or something similar
• 1:47:40
  to that in the post. So she violated that policy
• 1:47:45
  threefold in my opinion. They kind of just see it as it
• 1:47:48
  doesn't matter. It's one time you did it to me.
• 1:47:49
  It's like, yo, you did it three times.
• 1:47:51
  You shared his fucking my God. You shared this Dick with the
• 1:47:55
  world and his first name. Like dude.
• 1:47:59
  What? The another.
• 1:48:00
  Thing is, and this is, I find this with a lot of people
• 1:48:04
  nowadays, this sense of fairness that they talk about.
• 1:48:09
  Life's. Not fair, bitch, life's not
• 1:48:12
  fucking fair. She thinks it needs to be hashed
• 1:48:15
  out in some kind of fucking court whether she gets fired for
• 1:48:19
  being a bitch. No, they don't have to even.
• 1:48:22
  Anybody ever been employed and fired for no reason at all?
• 1:48:27
  Because of an AT will state bitch.
• 1:48:31
  They can fire you just because again, Dave got fired from
• 1:48:35
  Instacart in New York for statements he made on his
• 1:48:39
  personal YouTube account. This bitch has no leg to stand
• 1:48:44
  on in that regard. They can fire you for simple
• 1:48:46
  simply looking at somebody's money.
• 1:48:49
  Right. Yeah, they could, They could
• 1:48:51
  fire you just because they don't like your vibe, man, You creep
• 1:48:56
  them out. And that's the other thing I've
• 1:48:58
  I've mentioned in all of this is DoorDash is a company that is
• 1:49:02
  premised on the fact that they are sending strangers to your
• 1:49:06
  front door. They cannot have a reputation
• 1:49:10
  that you're not safe from sexual assault when they send people to
• 1:49:16
  your door. It's this bitch thinks they
• 1:49:19
  weren't going to act on it. That's what she was hope.
• 1:49:22
  This is my thought, Sam. I think she was hoping to get
• 1:49:25
  clout and through the clout get more clicks and get money that
• 1:49:29
  way. And she thought that the
• 1:49:32
  Instacart wasn't going to take it seriously because it she knew
• 1:49:37
  that she didn't have a serious claim, but then that she could
• 1:49:40
  make the claim anyway against their corporation completely
• 1:49:47
  without any pushback from anybody.
• 1:49:49
  But it got attention and they did push back because DoorDash
• 1:49:53
  cannot have the opinion out there that if you call DoorDash,
• 1:49:57
  somebody is going to film your penis and post it on the
• 1:50:01
  Internet. Why?
• 1:50:03
  Because then why the fuck would you ever call this company ever?
• 1:50:08
  They need to fix this. And they're doing, I think, the
• 1:50:12
  right steps that you would do to fix it.
• 1:50:16
  Oh yeah, totally. So I want to give them credit
• 1:50:19
  for that. You know, although we did make
• 1:50:21
  the joke about, you know, Grubhub, it's it's literally
• 1:50:24
  like, no, I don't think DoorDash was the problem here.
• 1:50:28
  I think she was the problem here.
• 1:50:30
  Right, right. Yeah.
• 1:50:31
  And. It's unfortunate they're calling
• 1:50:32
  her DoorDash Girl because again, this associates that company
• 1:50:37
  with this event. Well, and, and I know I, I know
• 1:50:42
  I liked, I know. I want to point out Sam real
• 1:50:45
  quick. Then you get your thing.
• 1:50:46
  But they have done a better job handling this than Twitch has
• 1:50:49
  done handling sexual assault claims recently, so I have to
• 1:50:53
  give them credit. Yeah, absolutely.
• 1:50:58
  And and to this point, I, I know that I, I know that I crap on
• 1:51:02
  Gen. ZA lot for this, but this whole
• 1:51:05
  and to be fair, there are a lot of younger millennials who
• 1:51:08
  follow this Category 2. But the whole thing of, Oh,
• 1:51:13
  life's not fair. Like, you know, guess what?
• 1:51:18
  Like more and I more and I both in situations where we both got
• 1:51:25
  fucked. Life hasn't been fair for me for
• 1:51:28
  42 fucking years. Right, because they cry.
• 1:51:32
  Oh, it's not fair. It needs to be fixed to make it
• 1:51:35
  fair. And a gentleman such as either
• 1:51:38
  one of you gentlemen, it doesn't matter how much you cry, it
• 1:51:42
  cannot be fixed. It's something you just deal
• 1:51:44
  with. Right.
• 1:51:46
  Yeah, and. This is the type of shit that I
• 1:51:48
  try to keep in mind, even myself.
• 1:51:50
  You know, it's like there are people that as it were, and, and
• 1:51:53
  I'm sure you do too. Sam is like it work.
• 1:51:56
  There are people worse off than us.
• 1:51:59
  Oh yeah, right. And and that's why I don't, I
• 1:52:01
  don't know about Sam, but that's part of the reason why I don't
• 1:52:03
  bitch a lot because I'm middle of the road as far as issues.
• 1:52:07
  Yeah. I mean, I'm, I mean I, I'm
• 1:52:09
  actually, I would say I'm actually in better health now
• 1:52:13
  than I was in even a few years ago, which which had the
• 1:52:18
  beginning. You visibly look at Sam.
• 1:52:21
  Yeah. You, you're in.
• 1:52:22
  You're in the best shape since I've been here, actually.
• 1:52:26
  Yeah, Well, well, thank you. I, I, you know, I've.
• 1:52:32
  He's been working out. I, I I mean I I I mean I have.
• 1:52:37
  Show us the guns, brother. That that new chair helped out a
• 1:52:44
  lot. Big, big thanks, my benefactor
• 1:52:48
  for that too. That's something I'm thankful
• 1:52:52
  for. But.
• 1:52:53
  I think we're all thankful for that.
• 1:52:55
  You know, we, we've sat here and sort of even made a running joke
• 1:52:58
  out of the fact that you needed a proper wheelchair.
• 1:53:01
  And although the government was not willing or able to provide
• 1:53:06
  such a thing, somebody came forward and did a really
• 1:53:08
  generous thing that has actually changed your life for the
• 1:53:11
  better, and all of us are grateful for that.
• 1:53:15
  Extremely so, but you know. Damn it, my asshole gimmick went
• 1:53:24
  away for a minute. Candace Owens is a hoe.
• 1:53:31
  There we go. That's that's not even that's
• 1:53:33
  not even today. That's not even an asshole
• 1:53:35
  thing, because I'll tell you what Max like for as many people
• 1:53:40
  as like flipped out about that. There weren't equal about people
• 1:53:44
  were like, you know what? He's right.
• 1:53:49
  There you go. I mean, I mean, you kind of, you
• 1:53:55
  and I both kind of said the thing, you know, Candace,
• 1:53:59
  Candace is always saying, you guys, I said the thing.
• 1:54:02
  I said the thing nobody wants to hear.
• 1:54:05
  Well, guess what? We did the we said the thing
• 1:54:08
  that nobody wants to hear, to hear Candace.
• 1:54:12
  I mean, sure, it was crass to talk about her sucking Dick.
• 1:54:18
  I could also have just said that she's a disingenuous, griftering
• 1:54:22
  liar who is clearly in a mental health crisis and probably
• 1:54:27
  should be put in an institution. It's it's crass to say that.
• 1:54:32
  It's crass to imply that Erica Kirk is having an affair with JD
• 1:54:37
  Vance. Oh no, Sam, that's in the public
• 1:54:41
  interest, but not her. Right.
• 1:54:47
  So anyway, as I as I was Speaking of people who complain
• 1:54:51
  at life not being fair, what? Casey Trump?
• 1:54:57
  Never mind. That's a whole nother rabbit
• 1:54:59
  hole. What?
• 1:55:03
  What about? What about Casey?
• 1:55:04
  Trump? She's crying that everybody's
• 1:55:08
  mean to her again and life's not fair.
• 1:55:10
  And it's very funny considering that she accused Zach of fucking
• 1:55:15
  killing his mom. Which?
• 1:55:18
  Look man, I was in the Guild back in the day.
• 1:55:21
  Zach's mom was a fucking St., you bitch.
• 1:55:26
  Yeah. That's all I have to say about
• 1:55:29
  her really, is this. Don't.
• 1:55:31
  Don't say those things you fucking cunt.
• 1:55:34
  I mean. You don't need to know much more
• 1:55:37
  than that. She's losing her ass in a
• 1:55:39
  lawsuit and she's crying out how it's not fair.
• 1:55:41
  Sam good. Yeah, good.
• 1:55:43
  Exactly. I mean.
• 1:55:44
  Nobody fucking cares. I'm like more bitch.
• 1:55:49
  I, I mean, I, I guess that I guess that's kind of the point
• 1:55:53
  of Thanksgiving in a weird way. Is that like life's not fair?
• 1:55:57
  Yeah. Life thankful.
• 1:55:58
  For the things that are good, because it could always be
• 1:56:02
  worse, yeah. You know, next.
• 1:56:05
  And and it, and it goes beyond that is like sometimes when
• 1:56:09
  people say that kind of shit in like in company, they'll
• 1:56:12
  actually be meaning people like you guys.
• 1:56:15
  But when I say it, you know, oh, somebody who physically is
• 1:56:19
  physically disabled, they have it worse than you.
• 1:56:21
  But we all know that somebody in a Uyghur concentration camp in
• 1:56:27
  China has it much worse than all of us.
• 1:56:29
  Yo. And we know that it doesn't
• 1:56:32
  matter what side you're on. The people in both Israel and
• 1:56:35
  Gaza right now, if you're just a fucking normal person, that's
• 1:56:38
  pretty fucking rough. And if you're in fucking
• 1:56:40
  Ukraine, it's pretty fucking rough.
• 1:56:43
  And there's a lot of places that are a lot worse off than where
• 1:56:46
  we're at right now. That's the point of
• 1:56:47
  Thanksgiving. There are even.
• 1:56:51
  Like, imagine Sam being a woman in Syria right now.
• 1:56:56
  That would be that. Would be.
• 1:56:58
  That would be well even like my even like my friend Phil author
• 1:57:03
  I'll do got Gossage shout out to him.
• 1:57:08
  I mean, his, there's no easy way to to say this.
• 1:57:14
  His heart is he's he's a year younger than me and his heart
• 1:57:19
  is, he's already experiencing heart failure because of a
• 1:57:22
  congenital heart defects. I'm and he's and he's still
• 1:57:29
  incredibly thankful for, you know, for what he is, for what.
• 1:57:37
  Yeah, heart stuff. As you know, that hits me a
• 1:57:40
  little close to home, having a heart attack at 33 years old.
• 1:57:44
  I know And and that's and that's why I'm saying like, yeah, I'm.
• 1:57:48
  And I would just say to him that I'm living proof almost 10 years
• 1:57:52
  later now. It'll be 10 years this next
• 1:57:55
  coming year since I had that heart attack that there is life
• 1:57:59
  after something like that and you can move on and move
• 1:58:03
  forward. Oh yeah, he, he, he, he
• 1:58:07
  exercises just like you every day.
• 1:58:09
  He walks everywhere. Which isn't.
• 1:58:17
  There's a whole psychological side to when it's your heart
• 1:58:20
  too, you know, Like, yeah, you start feeling like any, any
• 1:58:24
  little tick in your body, you start to get nervous about, you
• 1:58:27
  know, and like, oh, is that it's.
• 1:58:30
  They say it feels like tingles. I'm going to tell you this,
• 1:58:33
  though. It didn't feel like tingles when
• 1:58:35
  I was having a heart attack. But now I worry about any
• 1:58:38
  tingles because that's what they say it feels like, right?
• 1:58:40
  It's this vicious, your mind fucking with you shit, right?
• 1:58:44
  It makes you more stressed out, which isn't good for your heart.
• 1:58:48
  Yeah, it's that it's that double edged so that that that's what
• 1:58:52
  I'm saying like, yeah, I'm in. Why?
• 1:58:54
  Yeah, I'm in a chair. Yeah, I've.
• 1:58:56
  I've got my, I've got my stuff to deal with, but I.
• 1:59:01
  I did I specifically want to say my my prayers and thoughts are
• 1:59:05
  with a Brandon Buckingham right now like.
• 1:59:08
  Oh yeah, I. My God, you know, I've always
• 1:59:12
  like promoted his videos and stuff.
• 1:59:14
  I'm a I'm a big fan and this is this is a he has a, a medical
• 1:59:20
  issue. If you want to know more, he
• 1:59:22
  check out what he said on Twitter.
• 1:59:23
  But yeah, he, he probably needs some help right now.
• 1:59:27
  And, you know. Well, well, just just like Luke,
• 1:59:31
  another case in point. I mean, Brandon is my age and
• 1:59:35
  that that's what I'm saying. Like people are always like, oh,
• 1:59:38
  you know, you're doing amazing for, you know, being in a
• 1:59:42
  wheelchair and I appreciate that.
• 1:59:43
  Like I'm also I'm also incredible boy, blessed that
• 1:59:48
  like I've got you know, that my heart's doing good and my lungs
• 1:59:56
  are are good so well. That's what I think people don't
• 2:00:04
  realize too, is you're getting to be 30.
• 2:00:08
  You still have the same issues of any other 30 year old man.
• 2:00:13
  Yeah. People are like, oh, you're in a
• 2:00:16
  wheelchair, You're doing great for it.
• 2:00:17
  It's like, yeah, but I'm still 30.
• 2:00:19
  I'm still going to be 40. I'm still going to have aches
• 2:00:22
  and creeks like everybody else. Yeah. 4042 on on on Friday and
• 2:00:29
  I've got all all of the aches and beans of a 40 year old man,
• 2:00:33
  plus all the medical bullshit. Yeah, that.
• 2:00:37
  Friday is Mort's birthday. Yeah.
• 2:00:40
  Happy early birthday and. Big thank you, Sir.
• 2:00:47
  Yeah, I mean, every four years. It's actually on the Turkey Day.
• 2:00:51
  Oh damn, this guy catches up to be a month after, huh?
• 2:00:56
  That's why we're so feisty with each other.
• 2:00:58
  We're a month apart. God damn right.
• 2:01:02
  Yeah. You know, you know, somebody
• 2:01:06
  asked me if we genuinely if we don't like each other.
• 2:01:10
  I I know I I. Actually I was dying.
• 2:01:14
  I was like, oh you keep bored. That's like the homie dude.
• 2:01:17
  What do you mean? People, well, people ask me like
• 2:01:21
  if I have a problem with bored, I'm like, no, I'm like, no.
• 2:01:26
  He's a Italian. For me, what was that?
• 2:01:30
  And I'm an Irish. What was that, Max?
• 2:01:34
  You, You went robotic right after, right?
• 2:01:36
  Well, went robotic for me as soon as I said God damn right.
• 2:01:39
  Oh, I said there are people that that were like talking to me and
• 2:01:43
  asking if we don't like each other.
• 2:01:46
  And I was like, what? No, we're just both ball
• 2:01:50
  Busters. No, we fucking love each other.
• 2:01:53
  Fucking ball ball. Boston brothers.
• 2:01:55
  Period. Yeah, he's from New York and
• 2:01:57
  he's Italian. I'm from Mass and I'm Irish.
• 2:02:00
  What the fuck you think? How you think we're going to
• 2:02:02
  talk to each other? And and then I'm more do I am
• 2:02:07
  mash up fucking? Pussies.
• 2:02:10
  And then I'm more I'm more do I am mash up of the two groups so.
• 2:02:17
  It's like you guys are always, your eyes are always going at
• 2:02:20
  each other. It's like, yeah, yeah.
• 2:02:23
  Usually it's pretty funny. It's.
• 2:02:25
  It's it's the nature of our friendship.
• 2:02:28
  Yeah, I've, I've man, I've been allergic to fucking.
• 2:02:32
  The pussification of modern men, dude.
• 2:02:35
  Like grow. Up.
• 2:02:37
  Facts. But I.
• 2:02:39
  Want to say this Sam? I retweeted it.
• 2:02:42
  I think people should check it out.
• 2:02:44
  A friend of mine anyway. Ryan Katsu Rivera is going to be
• 2:02:50
  on a show with Sam Hyde learning.
• 2:02:52
  How to? Drive a stick shift.
• 2:02:55
  Ryan's friend Ryan is a friend of mine too.
• 2:02:58
  Yeah, Ryan's the shit right, Ryan?
• 2:03:00
  Ryan is like dope. So I'm one bro, you should have
• 2:03:05
  already known how to drive a stick shift.
• 2:03:07
  Sam Hyde is right about that. But two, I'm glad to see you
• 2:03:10
  trying it. Young men should try and learn
• 2:03:12
  man shit that they didn't get. What is with it with zoomer
• 2:03:17
  males being afraid to touch raw meat?
• 2:03:21
  What I mean like. I more.
• 2:03:24
  There's a joke there, but I'm going to behave.
• 2:03:26
  I've I I've cooked. I've cooked, I've Max, I've even
• 2:03:36
  grilled the steak for for fuck's sake, I've touched raw.
• 2:03:43
  Well, it's like, like I say, you're making meatloaf and you
• 2:03:48
  just kind of dig your hands in and fucking grind up all the
• 2:03:51
  ingredients with the meat, right?
• 2:03:53
  Or like for example, hey, we could end with some Turkey tips,
• 2:03:58
  but like if. You're an Italian now that
• 2:04:00
  hasn't made meat meatballs from scratch.
• 2:04:02
  Fuck you. First, seriously.
• 2:04:05
  First off, First off, if you're afraid of like touching stuff or
• 2:04:10
  getting germs, wash your hands in the kitchen.
• 2:04:14
  That's like. Wash your hands.
• 2:04:18
  I wash my hands like 50 times while I'm cooking.
• 2:04:22
  You might think I have OCD because hey, I touched this
• 2:04:25
  meat, now I'm going to go touch something else I better.
• 2:04:27
  Wash my fucking hands. Yeah, for yeah.
• 2:04:31
  See, I see. I watch like a lot of cooking
• 2:04:34
  videos, but I don't I don't put them on in the background like a
• 2:04:37
  lot of people do. I actually watch them.
• 2:04:39
  Any chef or any cook worth their salt, no pun intended, we'll be
• 2:04:45
  watching. If you've ever worked as a cook,
• 2:04:48
  if you've ever handled the food, it's not even just chefs.
• 2:04:52
  You're you're right, cooks the guy at the fucking Taco Bell.
• 2:04:57
  Everybody knows you're supposed to wash your hands when you're
• 2:05:00
  touching different fucking food products.
• 2:05:03
  Yeah. My son knows that.
• 2:05:06
  He's 10 now. He knew that about six years ago
• 2:05:10
  because I make him wash his hand.
• 2:05:11
  He'd be like, oh, I don't want to wash my hands.
• 2:05:14
  It's yeah. It doesn't matter.
• 2:05:15
  You touched something you weren't supposed to in the
• 2:05:17
  kitchen, Brother, we're washing up.
• 2:05:19
  Do. You want to eat kids?
• 2:05:21
  Fucking wash your hands. That's right.
• 2:05:24
  Now he knows. He washed his hands.
• 2:05:28
  Also also please and thank you. I'm I'm kind of it might it
• 2:05:37
  might be a Florida thing. I'm kind of sick of and Gen.
• 2:05:42
  Z being like whatever bro. Whatever bro.
• 2:05:50
  So. Sorry, couldn't help that one.
• 2:05:56
  No. Smart ass Sam.
• 2:06:00
  No, see from you, see from you. It's it's funny.
• 2:06:06
  Well. I but but you're not.
• 2:06:09
  You're not an NPCI. Just don't like NPC behavior
• 2:06:13
  basically. Yeah, we'll see what you do is.
• 2:06:18
  I figured this out recently, Sam.
• 2:06:20
  See, before I told you, I had this problem, right?
• 2:06:23
  Where like, little old ladies would start getting mad at me
• 2:06:26
  for opening doors for them. So I fixed the problem, Sam.
• 2:06:31
  I've adjusted my behavior. Now when a little old Karen
• 2:06:35
  starts bitching at me, I hold the door.
• 2:06:36
  I slam it on her. Oh, nice.
• 2:06:41
  Yeah, this seems to work, Sam. You see, they're given the
• 2:06:46
  choice between how to behave politely with another human
• 2:06:50
  being in the world who is polite and says, Oh no, go ahead.
• 2:06:54
  Or or. They can act like a Karen and I
• 2:06:58
  say. Yeah.
• 2:07:01
  Now that one bitch's concussion is her own fault.
• 2:07:05
  I I don't take any responsibility.
• 2:07:10
  Well, most. Maybe, ladies, you should be a
• 2:07:12
  little more fucking polite when somebody holds a door for you or
• 2:07:16
  you're going to get it slammed in your dumb face.
• 2:07:19
  If you're going to be a bitch to a cripple that's opening the
• 2:07:21
  door for you, you got a problem. Hey, you want to be a bitch to
• 2:07:25
  anybody? That's fine.
• 2:07:26
  I can just slam it. That's so that's what I do next.
• 2:07:29
  I just slam it. Not even close it.
• 2:07:32
  Slam it? Yeah, I'm holding the door.
• 2:07:35
  You gave me a fucking side eye about it.
• 2:07:38
  Fuck you, you got something to say about it?
• 2:07:42
  Oh the the Karens. The Karens loves me during 2020
• 2:07:47
  Max. They.
• 2:07:50
  Ruin everything. They absolutely did.
• 2:07:55
  Also is that is that Arizona iced tea?
• 2:08:00
  It is. Yo, shut that.
• 2:08:04
  That is a company. I would love the sponsor from
• 2:08:10
  actually. I think we just need to get
• 2:08:14
  sponsored by weed, porn and gambling.
• 2:08:17
  I said this already. Yeah, I.
• 2:08:19
  Want to get a coffee sponsorship?
• 2:08:22
  But not just. Not just look, we need weed,
• 2:08:32
  porn, gambling. Generic.
• 2:08:35
  Rumble. And coffee.
• 2:08:40
  Yeah. And and we, we need, we need to
• 2:08:44
  have more his own custom blend too.
• 2:08:47
  Wait a minute, also that. 'D be amazing.
• 2:08:51
  I think we need to change things up a little bit.
• 2:08:56
  I think that you. I'd kill the fuck out of custom
• 2:08:59
  blend. Why can't we go back to
• 2:09:02
  advertising cigarettes? I would advertise the fuck out
• 2:09:05
  of some cigarettes. And hell, hell yeah.
• 2:09:10
  That's wholesome compared to like, OK, would you rather have
• 2:09:14
  Camel Joe or Cardi B Joe? Joe.
• 2:09:23
  I believe that the risk of cancer is outweighed by the risk
• 2:09:28
  of being a massive pussy for most of these guys.
• 2:09:33
  Like it's one thing, hey, there's guys out there that they
• 2:09:36
  don't need to smoke to be to, to not be a pussy, right?
• 2:09:39
  But there's a lot of guys out there that are really missing
• 2:09:43
  the boat. They're so mad at smoking
• 2:09:45
  because, because Gen. Z are a bunch of fucking indoor
• 2:09:49
  nerds fucking raised by parents who wouldn't let them go outside
• 2:09:54
  and kept them in a playpen until they're 14 years old and fucking
• 2:09:58
  made them play in a safe little ball pit.
• 2:10:00
  Which by the way, we don't we're, we're not like that with
• 2:10:03
  our son. He's out there, he's social,
• 2:10:04
  he's a fucking mayor around here.
• 2:10:07
  Geez man, he does shit. Hell, I fucking we were
• 2:10:13
  roughhoused early. He runs down the stairs and he
• 2:10:16
  bombed me right in the fucking head.
• 2:10:18
  I bombed him back. Meeting of the minds, Sam.
• 2:10:21
  Max, I have a question. How many girlfriends is he up to
• 2:10:25
  now? Well, I've never had a hard
• 2:10:28
  count on how many girlfriends he has.
• 2:10:32
  There's always one that's his favorite though, and really it's
• 2:10:36
  more them than him because they draw pictures of him and they
• 2:10:40
  always make care of his eyes. Well, here's my here's my
• 2:10:47
  question. Does your son know how to use
• 2:10:49
  the microwave? He does, but he's not supposed
• 2:10:55
  to by himself yet. He's had a.
• 2:10:58
  Couple instances about two years ago he put in a breakfast
• 2:11:03
  sandwich type thing until it smoked out the house.
• 2:11:08
  Based see see though Max at least he tried to use use the
• 2:11:13
  microwave. At least he learned by himself.
• 2:11:17
  Well, there, there, there are some kids who are, there are
• 2:11:20
  kids now who are, well, not even kids, grown adults.
• 2:11:27
  There are grown adults who are petrified to use the microwave
• 2:11:31
  Max. Oh he wants nothing more than to
• 2:11:34
  to cook with me. And before anybody gets weird
• 2:11:38
  about that bro, I cook all the meals so to him cooking is
• 2:11:42
  masculine. It is.
• 2:11:45
  And I enjoy cooking. And if you have a problem with
• 2:11:48
  if you're getting what you're going to call me a faggot going
• 2:11:50
  to call me trans, Go ahead bro, I'll beat your ass anyway.
• 2:11:54
  Jacques. Shall I cook?
• 2:11:58
  Jacques, I'm a. Man and my wife.
• 2:12:01
  I didn't always have a wife. Learned to cook for myself.
• 2:12:06
  What a shock, right? Yeah, this whole this whole idea
• 2:12:09
  that like cooking is for women, like I know, I know plenty of
• 2:12:15
  good cooks who are who are men. Hi man, I'm a better cook than
• 2:12:21
  her. She'll even tell you that.
• 2:12:23
  Not that she's like terrible or nothing, it's just I really good
• 2:12:27
  at it. It's a passion for me.
• 2:12:29
  I've been doing it since I was a fucking kid.
• 2:12:32
  Thanksgiving. That's why it's one of my
• 2:12:34
  favorite holidays. I get to cook a big unrestrained
• 2:12:37
  meal of all of my favorite shit. Someone even like I've been,
• 2:12:42
  I've been cooked a little. Someone suggested I do like a
• 2:12:44
  cooking with, you know, cripple YouTube channel or something or
• 2:12:50
  some or something. Right to offend presents
• 2:12:53
  crippled cooking sounds. Like cooking, cooking, cooking
• 2:12:56
  the other cripple. Crippled cooking.
• 2:13:04
  This is good stuff, Sam. More, it would just be more nice
• 2:13:08
  smoking cigarettes in the kitchen, so also also drinking.
• 2:13:17
  Well, we're cooking. Using my George Foreman grill.
• 2:13:21
  Or cooking with Crips and then you guys were all blue.
• 2:13:30
  Yeah, I. I'm on the team, see?
• 2:13:33
  Yeah. This is my see if it's buttoned
• 2:13:39
  up. This is my nice going to church
• 2:13:41
  shirt, right? And if it's open like this, this
• 2:13:43
  is my Conan. Well, actually I got to tie the
• 2:13:46
  top button to be like Conan. Sam.
• 2:13:50
  The last AAA pay-per-view event was a fucking banger, and every
• 2:13:54
  other wrestling show that week sucked.
• 2:13:56
  It was free on YouTube. Check it out.
• 2:14:01
  It's the most recent. Yeah, they had like, what, four
• 2:14:05
  matches? They were all fucking amazing.
• 2:14:10
  Shout out to Conan for being a dope Booker.
• 2:14:12
  And and and and the what is it? The the the Wyatt 6 fucking
• 2:14:17
  called out psycho clown. Yeah so the Psycho Circus
• 2:14:22
  featuring Psycho Clown, Pagano and there's like 6 other clowns.
• 2:14:27
  They're a staple in AAA, right Sam?
• 2:14:30
  Psycho Clown used to be the champion for a long time.
• 2:14:33
  He's one of the most over guys they got and so the Wyatt 6
• 2:14:36
  showed up to challenge the psycho clowns to what is
• 2:14:39
  essentially lucha libre war games at the next pay-per-view
• 2:14:43
  that's going to be off the chain.
• 2:14:44
  That's so the Wyatt Family and all their craziness versus a
• 2:14:49
  bunch of serial killer clown wrestlers.
• 2:14:53
  Oh, bet that that sounds exciting and.
• 2:14:56
  Maybe you'll even pick up a little Spanish along the way
• 2:15:01
  because they don't have any English.
• 2:15:02
  Well, no, they're going to have English commentary.
• 2:15:04
  That one's world's collide. So yeah, Conan should be there
• 2:15:07
  unless he Conan's had it rough. That's why I shout out to Conan.
• 2:15:10
  There's another one. You know, I'm thankful that he's
• 2:15:13
  around and and still doing his thing.
• 2:15:16
  One of my favorites since I was a kid and he's been in and out
• 2:15:19
  of the hospital this year a little bit.
• 2:15:21
  So, you know, thoughts out there for Conan, one of the greatest
• 2:15:27
  wrestlers of all time? Your hair.
• 2:15:32
  And keep, keep putting out banger after banger AAA
• 2:15:36
  pay-per-view because that's, that's where it's at.
• 2:15:39
  By the way, Sam, did you know the biggest baby faces in Mexico
• 2:15:42
  is El Grande Americano and Dom Mysterio?
• 2:15:46
  I Yeah. It's fucking awesome.
• 2:15:48
  I I did. It's fucking Mexican crowd gets
• 2:15:53
  it so much that they add to it, you know, it's great.
• 2:15:59
  And Dom's been cutting some pretty beastly promos down
• 2:16:03
  there. If you understand Spanish.
• 2:16:06
  He's he's kind of been popping off and it's so much so that now
• 2:16:10
  he's he's he's comfortable. Like when the crowd gets to him
• 2:16:14
  on regular WWE TV booing him, he just slips into Spanish and he
• 2:16:19
  starts yelling at him. It's very funny.
• 2:16:21
  Yeah, yeah, I have seen clips of that.
• 2:16:27
  So the next big event has Dom and El Grande Americano as in
• 2:16:33
  duos, locos, gringos, 2 crazy white boys.
• 2:16:38
  That's that's the theme of their team duos.
• 2:16:40
  That's amazing. Locos Gringos and he and Dom
• 2:16:43
  came out in red, white in blue in fucking Mexico.
• 2:16:48
  When they were. Guadalajara, he comes out in a
• 2:16:50
  full red, white and blue, and he said that the Americans came
• 2:16:53
  here to dominate AAA over all the Mexican guys.
• 2:16:58
  Oh shit, the. Crowds like yay.
• 2:17:01
  And he's like, yeah, Mexican wrestlers suck.
• 2:17:04
  And the crowds like, yeah, they're Mexican, but they're
• 2:17:07
  super in on the joke. I don't know.
• 2:17:09
  It's very fun and hey. I have, I have to say this.
• 2:17:15
  So the guy that was originally strided out as Americano was
• 2:17:22
  what the fuck Gable? No, it was definitely not Chad
• 2:17:25
  Gable. Chad conspiracy theory but I
• 2:17:30
  have to admit since he got injured and Megamind AKA Ludwig
• 2:17:36
  I just called him fucking Megamind.
• 2:17:40
  I can't lie dude, I really fucking love him is El Grande
• 2:17:46
  Americano. Like I think he's so much better
• 2:17:49
  than Chad Gable. I actually enjoy him now.
• 2:17:53
  I used to fucking hate that character now I fucking love it.
• 2:17:59
  Especially when what's his face? The the old champion was fucking
• 2:18:04
  talking shit to him in the ring and was talking shit about
• 2:18:08
  Tiffany being hurt and he wasn't there with her.
• 2:18:11
  He was there in the ring with him.
• 2:18:12
  And then he made that comment of like, maybe he'd go visit his
• 2:18:15
  girlfriend. Holy shit.
• 2:18:19
  And he just started Oh my God, American started beating the
• 2:18:22
  shit out. Of him.
• 2:18:23
  Oh. So good.
• 2:18:25
  I'll tell you what's fun is like I I've been translating a lot of
• 2:18:31
  the promos for her and sometimes I have to second guess myself
• 2:18:35
  the past couple weeks because not only Don Mysterio, but the
• 2:18:40
  Kingo, my fucking homie that I've been saying it gets a raw
• 2:18:44
  deal. He turned heel and bro, he
• 2:18:46
  called the lady that runs AAA the the widow of Anthony Pena,
• 2:18:52
  Marcella Pena, Mrs. Pena. He called her a whore.
• 2:18:57
  Yeah, you, yeah, you mentioned that a few weeks ago.
• 2:19:00
  Yeah, that. So this shit like imagine Sam,
• 2:19:04
  you're trying to translate this for your wife and you're like,
• 2:19:07
  is that? What she is did he actually?
• 2:19:09
  Just say that. Am I just wrong translating?
• 2:19:13
  And I'm like thinking back on like, no, he said like, yeah, he
• 2:19:17
  said you're a whore. And he said that her husband was
• 2:19:21
  sleeping with the current champion Flomer.
• 2:19:25
  And I. I had to.
• 2:19:28
  I had to triple check my translation, so I was looking at
• 2:19:31
  like Spanish wrestling message boards to make sure I was right.
• 2:19:36
  And yeah, that's what he fucking said to Missus Banya.
• 2:19:39
  That's. Funny.
• 2:19:40
  And bro, nobody has disrespected her ever, so it really caught me
• 2:19:45
  off guard. You know, that's good wrestling
• 2:19:47
  right there. Mm hmm.
• 2:19:52
  It it's. So I'm thankful for AAA because
• 2:19:55
  a lot of the rest of the wrestling has been really
• 2:19:57
  shitting. Mike Santana lost the TNA
• 2:19:59
  championship. They should be ashamed of
• 2:20:01
  themselves. Yeah.
• 2:20:04
  Sorry. I I'm, I'm thankful that the
• 2:20:08
  Broncos are having a good season this year.
• 2:20:12
  Apparently not as good as the Patriots.
• 2:20:14
  Huh? I haven't watched anything, I
• 2:20:17
  just know they have the best record.
• 2:20:19
  They they do, but they do. But the Broncos are not connect.
• 2:20:23
  So I'm, you know that that's. Going to take.
• 2:20:27
  Their ass again in the in the in the Super Bowl.
• 2:20:29
  That'd be dope. Remember.
• 2:20:32
  Remember when that happened, Sam?
• 2:20:34
  I I do. How'd you feel about that?
• 2:20:40
  It. Was a great year for the
• 2:20:44
  Broncos. It's just a shame that Tom Brady
• 2:20:47
  was on the other team, huh? Yeah, but I mean.
• 2:20:52
  Hey, remember, Remember when they had a PER?
• 2:20:56
  The Patriots had that perfect season and then lost the Super
• 2:20:59
  Bowl. Yeah.
• 2:21:02
  This sports be like that. Yeah, that was rough.
• 2:21:07
  I, I, I, I, I really, I can't hate on Brady.
• 2:21:11
  I think Brady hate is overrated. I have had the pleasure of
• 2:21:16
  meeting him one time, OK. I've also been a fan since
• 2:21:22
  basically his college days because I watched a lot of
• 2:21:26
  Michigan games right as I was out there at the time.
• 2:21:30
  And so I knew I like, I watched him when he was playing college.
• 2:21:34
  We won the Heisman for fuck's sake.
• 2:21:35
  It's not like he was a nobody in college.
• 2:21:38
  And then it was so funny to me that he got picked by the
• 2:21:41
  Patriots, I think in like the sixth round.
• 2:21:44
  Actually, I don't think he was a first round pick at all.
• 2:21:47
  Right. I watched.
• 2:21:50
  I was there at the very first game where he came in for Drew
• 2:21:53
  Bledsoe and every home game that season, as a matter of fact, and
• 2:21:57
  the season after it and the season after that, I was at
• 2:22:00
  every single home game because I worked at the stadium.
• 2:22:05
  So yeah, you know. Oh wow, yeah.
• 2:22:10
  Yeah, well, you know what it is, is I, I was like the low man on
• 2:22:15
  the totem pole though, because I worked the parking lot duty.
• 2:22:19
  But what, what is nice is if you get done with your section
• 2:22:22
  early, you can kind of be like, hey, do we need any guys to, you
• 2:22:26
  know, security on the field? And then you get to like patrol
• 2:22:30
  the stands. But you can watch the game.
• 2:22:32
  And that's how I saw a lot. Remember the famous Snow Bowl
• 2:22:37
  fan? I do.
• 2:22:39
  If you if you watched that whole game back and I can't tell you
• 2:22:43
  when because I was there not watching it on TV, but I know
• 2:22:47
  for a fact people called me afterwards and said they saw me
• 2:22:51
  during the game a couple times. Oh cool.
• 2:22:55
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 2:22:57
  Good time. So yeah, I think highly of Tom
• 2:22:59
  Brady. I don't understand.
• 2:23:01
  They hate I guess because people just think that the Patriots
• 2:23:04
  cheat or something. Yeah.
• 2:23:11
  Sam sports fans are funny, aren't they?
• 2:23:13
  Because it's still real to them, huh?
• 2:23:16
  Yeah, I mean. Was it was it Brady with with
• 2:23:19
  the deflated balls or who was that?
• 2:23:21
  That was him. Yeah.
• 2:23:23
  Yeah. That's.
• 2:23:24
  What I thought I just, I wasn't sure.
• 2:23:26
  I don't even see how that's cheating so.
• 2:23:32
  Me either, it's just fun to break break guys balls for
• 2:23:35
  deflating balls. There, there's a there, there's
• 2:23:39
  a Giselle joke in there somewhere that I'm not going to
• 2:23:43
  make. But anyway, thank Thanksgiving
• 2:23:50
  is tomorrow at 1:00. So you know what?
• 2:23:56
  Your favorite dish, Sam. What is my favorite dish?
• 2:24:06
  Are we like for? Thanksgiving.
• 2:24:10
  What is If there was every single thing that you normally
• 2:24:14
  eat for Thanksgiving, one of them is is the only one that's
• 2:24:20
  not expendable, right? What is it?
• 2:24:25
  I mean the the Turkey is not expendable.
• 2:24:29
  Then that's your favorite, right?
• 2:24:30
  For me, yeah, For me there. You go.
• 2:24:33
  I. Some people, they do the ham.
• 2:24:37
  I'm doing ham too, but I can't have a Turkey.
• 2:24:40
  I'm from the air. I'm from pretty close to where
• 2:24:43
  the fucking pilgrims actually did.
• 2:24:44
  The first one, you know, at least talked about this.
• 2:24:47
  I remember, was it last year? I went on a whole history tirade
• 2:24:50
  about the area and how I'm sick of like the critical narrative
• 2:24:55
  of the first Thanksgiving. And I'm not going to do that
• 2:24:58
  again because we'll be here all night.
• 2:25:00
  You can go check out another. Maybe we could like share that
• 2:25:03
  episode or something. Yeah, I think I might.
• 2:25:07
  Actually it. Wasn't on YouTube.
• 2:25:09
  I think I might actually re upload that one to the backup
• 2:25:12
  channel which I I am starting to do that.
• 2:25:15
  I'm I haven't published an MVM of them yet, but I'm there's
• 2:25:21
  not. Too many episodes that stand out
• 2:25:23
  to me that I would point out that I did, except for maybe
• 2:25:26
  that one. Because yeah, I I find the
• 2:25:28
  history of the first Thanksgiving to be very
• 2:25:31
  important. And I feel like it's been
• 2:25:33
  completely like, flipped on its head by the media to become some
• 2:25:39
  kind of evil holiday that celebrates hate and racism.
• 2:25:43
  And it's the exact opposite, but whatever.
• 2:25:45
  Right. Because what?
• 2:25:47
  What guys are evil colonizers? Max.
• 2:25:51
  Well, well, well, well, Rush Limbaugh.
• 2:25:54
  Well, Rush Limbaugh in his last few years, wrote like a wrote
• 2:26:02
  like a series of children's books, actually, And one of them
• 2:26:05
  was about the history of Thanksgiving and.
• 2:26:08
  I grew up alongside the Wampanoag people, the same
• 2:26:13
  people from the first Thanksgiving.
• 2:26:16
  I know them very well. They, they're from my hometown,
• 2:26:20
  very famously, a couple places that could be OK.
• 2:26:24
  I don't live in it anymore, but I grew up with them.
• 2:26:26
  OK. They have an annual powwow in
• 2:26:29
  the town I grew up in. They have an annual powwow in a
• 2:26:32
  couple other towns around here. I went to school with people who
• 2:26:35
  were Wampanoag, and we also had a Wampanoag elder come to our
• 2:26:39
  school and talk about the history of the tribe many, many
• 2:26:42
  times. And further than that, I went, I
• 2:26:45
  was in like a nerdy history program where we talked to the
• 2:26:48
  elders in more depth about that stuff at library, at the library
• 2:26:52
  once a week. And I know quite a bit about how
• 2:26:55
  these people are and what they think and what they care about
• 2:26:59
  from a very real point of view of these are my neighbors and
• 2:27:03
  this is a culture I was raised alongside and consider to be
• 2:27:07
  important. And I'm going to tell you right
• 2:27:09
  now, all these critical race narratives about what happened
• 2:27:13
  at the first Thanksgiving, all these leftist narratives about
• 2:27:16
  it are offensive to those people.
• 2:27:19
  Oh yeah. Wampanoag Native Americans, by
• 2:27:26
  the way, the chief, Oh, and the elders always told me that they
• 2:27:29
  preferred the be called Indians in English because they were
• 2:27:33
  told, and it is true, that it means the people of God.
• 2:27:37
  So they don't have a problem with that.
• 2:27:39
  But if you want to be more proper, they preferred not to be
• 2:27:41
  called Native Americans, but Wampanoag, right?
• 2:27:44
  Because that's what they are. Reasonable.
• 2:27:48
  And then it's they have the language, they've preserved
• 2:27:51
  their language, which a lot of native tribes haven't had the
• 2:27:53
  privilege of doing because of circumstances.
• 2:27:56
  And they preserved a lot of their history.
• 2:27:59
  And it's the history of this area.
• 2:28:01
  So how could I not be fascinated in it?
• 2:28:03
  I've always felt tied to this area for better and for worse in
• 2:28:06
  some ways. But this, this land has a lot of
• 2:28:10
  history. And that is one of the big
• 2:28:13
  tipping points for basically Western civilization.
• 2:28:17
  Is that Thanksgiving story And I am sick and tired of watching
• 2:28:22
  this counter narrative that says it's evil by and by then and of
• 2:28:26
  its very nature. It doesn't take into account
• 2:28:28
  anything that was written by the peoples out of the time,
• 2:28:32
  particularly the Wampanoag people.
• 2:28:34
  Or how about you go ask them about it since you're standing
• 2:28:38
  up for the underdog? Has anybody bothered to go talk
• 2:28:40
  to the Wampanoags that live right in the same place as they
• 2:28:43
  always have? No.
• 2:28:46
  No, because it's not. It's not a white liberal
• 2:28:49
  professor. So, you know, the narrative's
• 2:28:53
  not as interesting. But they'll go in there and
• 2:28:56
  they'll, you know, dig up their fucking graveyards and shit,
• 2:29:01
  right? But they won't ask them how they
• 2:29:04
  feel about this narrative. They're actually very proud of
• 2:29:07
  that Thanksgiving story. There's parts that they like to
• 2:29:11
  add to it that they feel get left out.
• 2:29:13
  One of those is the introduction of tobacco.
• 2:29:17
  Yes. They really want you.
• 2:29:20
  They want to know that we brought them corn turkeys, which
• 2:29:23
  they hadn't. Turkeys are unique to this area
• 2:29:27
  as far as the Englishmen were concerned, right?
• 2:29:30
  They're a North American bird and so they had geese and stuff,
• 2:29:33
  but they didn't know Turkey. And so they they brought Turkey,
• 2:29:37
  corn and tobacco. And in smoking the tobacco,
• 2:29:42
  according to what the Wampanoags told me, is that the the the
• 2:29:47
  pilgrims were confused and the easiest way to explain it to
• 2:29:52
  their brain was to call it a peace pipe.
• 2:29:56
  But what it really was as you sit around and smoke a pipe till
• 2:29:59
  sort of semantic business relationship with how they used
• 2:30:03
  it, it was sort of like the contract pipe.
• 2:30:06
  Right. And so there's a big
• 2:30:09
  miscommunication about that that led to a lot of the conflict
• 2:30:12
  that happened between them leading up to the Great Winter,
• 2:30:16
  as they called it, which is where the great Thanksgiving
• 2:30:21
  feast happened because it was one of the worst winters, even
• 2:30:24
  the one but Noah could remember on record, right?
• 2:30:27
  And winters here are pretty harsh, just generally.
• 2:30:31
  And these colonists had no idea what they were in for.
• 2:30:34
  They thought it was going to be like a British winter.
• 2:30:36
  And if it weren't for the peace treaty between these two
• 2:30:40
  parties, likely both would have suffered extreme losses.
• 2:30:46
  And they, and they still did suffer losses, you know, but
• 2:30:50
  that feast was them coming together with the resources of
• 2:30:53
  both tribes. And that is the foundational
• 2:30:55
  myth of this fucking state, by the way.
• 2:30:58
  That's that's what this whole fucking Commonwealth of
• 2:31:01
  Massachusetts premised upon is that spirit of kinship in this
• 2:31:05
  land. And so I get mad when people
• 2:31:08
  misrepresent the story and I've already gone off too long on a
• 2:31:10
  tangent about it. But you can.
• 2:31:13
  I think I worth watching because it's about two hours of.
• 2:31:17
  If you like yeah and yeah, and I mean for the record, I I do
• 2:31:21
  appreciate the summer because I do think it I do think it is
• 2:31:24
  worth, you know, mentioning at least so but yeah, I'm I'm a.
• 2:31:30
  I mean, when I came in, Sam, I wanted one more thing real
• 2:31:33
  quick. You were talking about how
• 2:31:34
  you've taken to inviting people who don't have other places to
• 2:31:37
  go for Thanksgiving, and that's exactly the spirit I'm talking
• 2:31:41
  about, right? Yeah, Well, well, and it's.
• 2:31:48
  Not. Well, and it's not even that,
• 2:31:51
  you know, these people aren't necessarily porn anything but
• 2:31:54
  you know, like my. The pilgrims in the Indians
• 2:31:57
  were, it wasn't about poverty, right?
• 2:31:59
  It was about we're in this together and we're sharing.
• 2:32:02
  We're just taking a moment to appreciate other people in an in
• 2:32:05
  a not negative way. Yeah, my.
• 2:32:09
  Bread is good to build communities and frankly people
• 2:32:13
  need to break more bread with other people I think, and life
• 2:32:17
  would be better for all of us. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
• 2:32:24
  I mean, people, people have made fun, but like, I, I know what, I
• 2:32:29
  know pretty much everyone in my neighborhood and that's kind of
• 2:32:34
  rare now, unfortunately. Yeah, no, of course you do,
• 2:32:41
  because you're 1. Like the elephant in the room is
• 2:32:45
  you're in a wheelchair, so they see you more obviously than, you
• 2:32:49
  know, other people that might not stand out so much.
• 2:32:51
  And then two, you're the nicest fucking guy.
• 2:32:53
  Of course, they all know you. Well, but also.
• 2:32:56
  Whatever. Like I guarantee how many times
• 2:33:00
  a day when you're out do you hear somebody yell your name?
• 2:33:06
  4 Probably. That's what I thought.
• 2:33:10
  Oh my God, four. So he's like on par with my boy.
• 2:33:14
  Yeah, except. Like Sam?
• 2:33:22
  Oh boy. Wrapped around his finger.
• 2:33:28
  Oh boy, oh boy. So you're so you're telling me I
• 2:33:32
  have a protege? Shut your mouth.
• 2:33:40
  Whatever. What's it, what's it?
• 2:33:44
  He's still a little too young, too young to to be to be, you
• 2:33:50
  know, on a podcast. But the that's.
• 2:33:54
  What I thought Sam, but apparently Chris Cantwell thinks
• 2:33:58
  that talking to a 2 year old is accepted on a podcast which is
• 2:34:03
  why he's in jail. Good.
• 2:34:07
  Listen, Max, all I'm saying is that Rush Limbaugh's entire
• 2:34:10
  archive is free now on his website.
• 2:34:14
  I should clarify, he's not in jail for talking to the 2 year
• 2:34:18
  old. It just drew enough attention to
• 2:34:20
  them him, that they realized he had a warrant.
• 2:34:23
  Yeah. Probably should be in jail for
• 2:34:27
  talking to a 2 year old about inappropriate things.
• 2:34:32
  But yeah. Imagine doing a podcast with
• 2:34:34
  kids then. They're.
• 2:34:37
  Talking about politics and then not doing it about appropriate
• 2:34:44
  topics that you could even do that.
• 2:34:46
  Like there's ways you could do that, I'm sure.
• 2:34:49
  Like hey, have you ever heard of the Tuttle Twins books?
• 2:34:53
  There's like a show now. Yeah.
• 2:34:55
  That's one way politics. You can introduce it to kids,
• 2:34:59
  but imagine just talking about like the controversial issues of
• 2:35:03
  today with children. This is an idea that this man
• 2:35:06
  had for a podcast. I mean even if there was
• 2:35:11
  anything creepy about it, like it would just confuse the kid
• 2:35:15
  right? Like.
• 2:35:17
  Well, but he wonders why motherfuckers are calling like
• 2:35:21
  the state. It's like, well, he thinks it's
• 2:35:26
  like they're misidentifying him grooming the children in a in a
• 2:35:30
  sexual context. But I said he was grooming the
• 2:35:34
  kids. I stand by that.
• 2:35:35
  He was grooming them into his crazy ideology.
• 2:35:41
  Yeah. Deniable.
• 2:35:42
  And yes, people find that creepy too.
• 2:35:47
  Oh yeah, totally. By what he said he talked about
• 2:35:51
  with it and I'm not talking I didn't even see it I'm just
• 2:35:54
  looking at his post. He said he talked about gender
• 2:35:58
  identity with a fucking 6 year old.
• 2:36:03
  Isn't that why we don't like the tranny activist Sam?
• 2:36:07
  Yeah, yeah. Although you know, if, if you're
• 2:36:12
  hearing a lot of these woke, you know, a lot of these, you know,
• 2:36:18
  a lot of these people like, well, we've, we've mentioned
• 2:36:22
  them, the Tuckers, the, the Fuentes is especially, they seem
• 2:36:28
  to be cool with that now all of a sudden.
• 2:36:32
  Yeah, well, that aside, right, Like obviously people, normal
• 2:36:38
  people were like, hey, leave the kids alone.
• 2:36:43
  Right. That didn't mean for the right
• 2:36:46
  wing Nazis. Now get to groom the kids.
• 2:36:51
  That's not what that meant, Can'twell.
• 2:36:53
  Yeah, I mean anyone. Else that gets any of them funny
• 2:36:56
  ideas. We didn't say the left can't
• 2:36:59
  groom kids. That means the rights turn to do
• 2:37:01
  it. I mean.
• 2:37:04
  But no grooming kids, you fucking freaks.
• 2:37:08
  I mean normies. Normies are.
• 2:37:11
  Teach. Your own teens, what you want
• 2:37:13
  about the world. Don't groom other people's
• 2:37:15
  fucking children into your wack job ideology.
• 2:37:18
  It's a simple bar. Facts.
• 2:37:20
  Yeah. And anyone who disagrees with
• 2:37:25
  me, I must say, are probably people without kids.
• 2:37:29
  Most likely, but you. Also don't have kids and yet
• 2:37:36
  still figured it out so it's not exactly rocket science.
• 2:37:39
  Yeah. Oh don't groom kids.
• 2:37:42
  What a fucking concept. I know, right?
• 2:37:47
  But yeah, I. Wanted to clarify before he's
• 2:37:52
  because he's he's that type where he's a grievance collector
• 2:37:55
  and he'll be like Max said I was a pedophile.
• 2:37:58
  No, I said you groomed kids and I believe that you did.
• 2:38:01
  You were grooming them into your Nazi ideology.
• 2:38:05
  Whether or not that means you intended to harm them is
• 2:38:08
  irrelevant to what I said. That's my clarification.
• 2:38:13
  Indeed. Well, as a groomer, that's the
• 2:38:16
  statement. Back to you, Sam.
• 2:38:20
  So, I mean, so to so in to answer your question that you
• 2:38:26
  posed like a couple minutes ago, yeah.
• 2:38:28
  And I'm a Turkey guy for Thanksgiving.
• 2:38:31
  That's my favorite dish, the. Turkey.
• 2:38:36
  Pumpkin pie is probably my second favorite dish.
• 2:38:41
  What about you? What about you?
• 2:38:45
  I I mean, it is, yeah. It's Turkey.
• 2:38:48
  I'm a sucker for good mashed potatoes.
• 2:38:50
  That's why I got to make them. In fact, that's why I started
• 2:38:53
  doing Thanksgiving myself, is that people are bitching bitches
• 2:38:57
  about making, they like to make boxed mashed potatoes, and I
• 2:39:01
  just cannot do that for thanks. I can't do that at all, Sam, But
• 2:39:05
  I can't, especially for Thanksgiving.
• 2:39:07
  I need fucking potatoes. Yeah.
• 2:39:11
  And so I make them good, you know, and you don't like, you
• 2:39:14
  know, it's, it's amazing what a little bit of like spices in
• 2:39:17
  your mashed potatoes can do. So many people don't do that
• 2:39:20
  either. Like a little bit of basil tap,
• 2:39:22
  a touch of garlic salt, little bit of black pepper.
• 2:39:25
  I know. And also use chicken broth or
• 2:39:31
  Turkey broth in your mashed potatoes.
• 2:39:35
  Yes, really. Yeah.
• 2:39:37
  So many people. These are basic tips.
• 2:39:39
  Yeah, I could talk all day about dishes I like on Thanksgiving,
• 2:39:42
  Sam, because like I say, I'm a cook.
• 2:39:44
  But what we really want to know, what everybody wants to know, is
• 2:39:48
  the big question in the elephant in the room is Morpheus.
• 2:39:52
  What do robots eat for Thanksgiving?
• 2:39:56
  Yes. Ham and pasta dish.
• 2:40:03
  Based No Turkey. Well, Turkey, absolutely, but
• 2:40:09
  it's not, it's not my favorite. Fair enough, Fair enough.
• 2:40:14
  Yeah, Some people don't like Turkey at all.
• 2:40:17
  Some people like a little bit of Turkey.
• 2:40:19
  I'm. I'm happy that we got to have
• 2:40:22
  both this year. We're going to have two turkeys
• 2:40:24
  and a ham. Dark or white meat?
• 2:40:29
  Me, I'll be either. I pick that sum bitch clean.
• 2:40:35
  If if you have to choose. Dark meat.
• 2:40:41
  Whatever's there. I don't.
• 2:40:44
  I don't chew either. I eat.
• 2:40:46
  Cheers goddamnit. I do like a good drum, but I'll
• 2:40:51
  eat any Turkey as long as it's cooked right.
• 2:40:57
  Yeah, I I'm pretty much the same way now.
• 2:41:02
  That's everybody. You're either I only like white
• 2:41:05
  meat or I'll eat anything. There's nobody who's I only like
• 2:41:09
  dark meat. I've never met the person in my
• 2:41:11
  life. Facts.
• 2:41:18
  You know, I, I had to think on that one for a second.
• 2:41:21
  I'm like because I'm, I'm like, I'm like, surely I must know
• 2:41:25
  someone who who likes dark meat only and I'm like.
• 2:41:28
  Lack your brain about that one and still won't figure one
• 2:41:32
  person. I'm telling you, everybody is
• 2:41:35
  Either they ask the question, do you like light meat?
• 2:41:38
  Or dark. And the real answer is there's
• 2:41:41
  only two answers and it's either you like light meat only, or
• 2:41:44
  both. Those are the only answers,
• 2:41:47
  actually. Yeah.
• 2:41:49
  I feel like people who only like white meat, it's because they're
• 2:41:52
  not used to eating like poultry cooked whole.
• 2:41:59
  Yeah. I think that those people are
• 2:42:02
  probably used to eating like boneless, skinless chicken only
• 2:42:08
  things like that. I, I again, I find a lot of
• 2:42:12
  people, a lot of young people find meat disgusting or like
• 2:42:16
  people were like actually grossed out apparently by my
• 2:42:18
  talking about the turkeys. I'm joking, yes, but you do have
• 2:42:25
  to kind of stick your whole hand in the Turkey hole bro.
• 2:42:29
  I mean. Do people really not know that?
• 2:42:35
  I I mean, I knew that, but like, yeah, you mean I guess people
• 2:42:39
  don't know. One more thing then, since
• 2:42:41
  people don't know stuff, do not wash your Turkey in the sink.
• 2:42:47
  Do not do that. You will get Turkey juices all
• 2:42:52
  over your kitchen. You might not see it, but you
• 2:43:03
  will be getting it over your entire kitchen in about one
• 2:43:08
  second. Turkey all over the fucking
• 2:43:11
  ceiling. So if you're if you're.
• 2:43:15
  Looking to cross contaminate Almadilla all over your
• 2:43:18
  relatives and then wash it in the sink I guess.
• 2:43:21
  But otherwise you don't need to wash a Turkey.
• 2:43:25
  Those natural juice, it's just like chicken.
• 2:43:27
  The natural juices are there for flavor and they are not needed
• 2:43:31
  to be washed off. And if you do wash them off, you
• 2:43:34
  fuck up the flavor and the texture of the bird, so don't do
• 2:43:40
  it. I think that's pretty good
• 2:43:45
  Thanksgiving Day advice, and I can't really.
• 2:43:48
  Make sure you fist it all five finger salmon.
• 2:43:51
  Then you open them to make sure that you get all the gizzards
• 2:43:55
  out. You got to.
• 2:43:56
  I'm going to have two turkeys. I'm going to have two fists.
• 2:44:02
  And. Maybe oil you got rubbed that
• 2:44:05
  Turkey tender, Sam. Well, yeah, they're clearly.
• 2:44:10
  Rub it's butt. Well, also that that strategy
• 2:44:14
  works for your woman after Thanksgiving dinner too.
• 2:44:20
  I don't. Know if you want to be rubbing
• 2:44:21
  her butt right after Thanksgiving dinner, Sam,
• 2:44:23
  that's. Usually not.
• 2:44:25
  Not right after OK. Like make sure your guests leave
• 2:44:34
  at first at least. Yeah.
• 2:44:37
  May also make sure she doesn't pass out during it because of
• 2:44:42
  all the trifter fan from the Turkey.
• 2:44:46
  That's true. Yeah, yeah, baby.
• 2:45:00
  Just just pass the fuck out, yeah?
• 2:45:04
  I've which I've which I've totally not done.
• 2:45:10
  Tell your Turkey posts Turkey sex stories in the chat.
• 2:45:14
  Oh my God, no. Yes, please.
• 2:45:18
  No. Not exactly.
• 2:45:22
  Yeah, well, he's banned. We've had enough sex stories for
• 2:45:25
  him for one lifetime. He'd fuck the Turkey.
• 2:45:34
  Only because somebody would tell him not to fuck the Turkey and
• 2:45:39
  then he wouldn't be able to help himself.
• 2:45:43
  Oh. Now, Chris, you don't fuck this
• 2:45:47
  Turkey. He's like, I have to fuck.
• 2:45:49
  The Turkey. I'm dying without it.
• 2:45:54
  I want to know what it's like. I never thought of it before in
• 2:45:57
  my life, but now that you said not to do it.
• 2:46:02
  Oh. Question is, which end would he
• 2:46:06
  prefer? Neck.
• 2:46:09
  Yes, yeah, probably, probably the neck.
• 2:46:21
  There you go, chat. There's your visual for the
• 2:46:23
  evening. And with that.
• 2:46:28
  You think about it. As is Chris Cantwell's original
• 2:46:31
  cartoon avatar fucking a Turkey in the neck.
• 2:46:35
  We'll make T-shirts. It'll be great.
• 2:46:37
  Oh God. We'll even sell it.
• 2:46:40
  We'll even sell on the merch store.
• 2:46:43
  Bring a whole new mean into the term Turkey neck.
• 2:46:49
  Call it Turkey necking. Now here, now here's a question
• 2:46:55
  is is it too early to play Christmas music after
• 2:47:00
  Thanksgiving or? After.
• 2:47:03
  You're on the plane. Is OK, you're.
• 2:47:04
  Allowed to play Christmas music. November 1st is the time I put
• 2:47:13
  the cut off. November 1st.
• 2:47:22
  I can hear Mariah Carey, guys. She's coming.
• 2:47:29
  No, she's not. She's coming and she's gonna be
• 2:47:33
  everywhere in a minute. It's a storm.
• 2:47:35
  The unfortunate thing is if you have ever worked in real retail.
• 2:47:40
  Or. Did you ever worked in like a
• 2:47:43
  grocery store? Which I've worked both places
• 2:47:47
  the day after fucking Halloween. Anytime.
• 2:47:53
  And it's like son of a bitch, because all you hear all day
• 2:47:57
  long during your shifts is fucking Christmas music.
• 2:48:00
  All fucking bad. I'm telling you, the most common
• 2:48:05
  1 you hear is the bells tingling, Ting, Ding, Ding,
• 2:48:08
  Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding and then
• 2:48:12
  Mariah Carey starts singing and you're going to hear that 15
• 2:48:14
  times a day. Yeah.
• 2:48:17
  That that is, I don't. Like.
• 2:48:18
  It bitch, 'cause you're a retail employee, so smile,
• 2:48:21
  motherfucker. That is.
• 2:48:24
  Great for. Christmas cheer.
• 2:48:26
  You know what also happens to you when you this I worked at
• 2:48:31
  Walmart when I was in high school.
• 2:48:34
  I hated country music, like with a passion, never listen to it.
• 2:48:40
  But I had to listen to She thinks my, she thinks my
• 2:48:43
  tractor's sexy like 50 times a day during my shift from fucking
• 2:48:50
  3:00 to I didn't get out until like 1:00 and they left the God
• 2:48:55
  damn music on like 50 times a day to the point of now I hear
• 2:48:59
  that song and I go, oh, I like that.
• 2:49:01
  God, what happened to me? I'll tell you one that was like
• 2:49:05
  repetitive retail music that I actually really like got into
• 2:49:10
  the rhythm with, and that is the song would play every morning.
• 2:49:13
  I worked seafood at a supermarket in New Bedford,
• 2:49:19
  which is a town that is known for fishing, right?
• 2:49:23
  So we had like a lot of people, it's fresh seafood.
• 2:49:27
  And I don't even remember where I was going with Ohio.
• 2:49:33
  The song, the song every morning I would come in, I had to do the
• 2:49:39
  whole seafood set up. And if you've if you've seen
• 2:49:42
  them in stores, guys there, there's like ice.
• 2:49:46
  You have to put out all the ice. Then you have to lay out each
• 2:49:49
  item, make it look good. It's a whole like art combined
• 2:49:53
  with the tedious work, right? And every single morning after I
• 2:49:58
  started a dump the ice and as soon as I would go to go the new
• 2:50:01
  ice on the playlist that they had or whatever was the song
• 2:50:06
  Good Morning America. How are you?
• 2:50:10
  And I would just start singing it like a loud Jackass after,
• 2:50:13
  you know, a week or so. And then it was funny because
• 2:50:17
  it's before the stores open to the public, obviously, right.
• 2:50:20
  And so after, after about two weeks, you'd hear the deli guys
• 2:50:24
  singing it too and the meet guys over there singing along.
• 2:50:27
  And we I started the thing where we all would just sing the song
• 2:50:30
  like jackasses, but really obnoxiously just because it was
• 2:50:34
  annoying. Based.
• 2:50:36
  I still love that song though. Indeed.
• 2:50:42
  Don't you know me? I'm your native son.
• 2:50:48
  So. We are thankful for Turkey.
• 2:50:52
  We're thankful that fucking sometimes people get the charges
• 2:50:56
  and things they deserve like DoorDash girl and.
• 2:51:01
  Christmas. And well, what else are we
• 2:51:04
  thankful for? We're thankful for a new
• 2:51:06
  wheelchair for Sam. I think that's like outside it
• 2:51:09
  like that personally for everybody on the show.
• 2:51:12
  I'd just like to say again that we're all very thankful to the
• 2:51:15
  person that donated to get Sam that he really needed it.
• 2:51:18
  And it's he's improved his entire life and health since
• 2:51:22
  then. So it's.
• 2:51:24
  Absolutely. I'm thankful to all the guests
• 2:51:28
  who I've have called on the show this year.
• 2:51:31
  I'm like, my God, that's yeah. There's been some amazing
• 2:51:34
  guests. That's been great also.
• 2:51:39
  Everybody who's ever bought a book or considered buying a
• 2:51:42
  book, I just, I'm thankful for them.
• 2:51:45
  Yes, Black Friday sale this this weekend too so.
• 2:51:50
  Right, ladies and gentlemen, Crazy Sam's crazy Black Friday
• 2:51:55
  sale. Everything must go, Sam.
• 2:51:59
  With these prices, we're going to have to put you in a straight
• 2:52:01
  jacket. Well, you wouldn't be the first
• 2:52:05
  one to tell me that. So.
• 2:52:09
  So. I can't believe you're doing
• 2:52:12
  this to us. Massive sale on all of your
• 2:52:16
  books on Friday. This is insane.
• 2:52:18
  Sam, you've got you've lost it. He's crashing out.
• 2:52:22
  Chat. Get them while they're cheap
• 2:52:24
  before I talk. Sense it to him.
• 2:52:27
  Yeah, Well, well, you know, I, well, you know, Candace Owens
• 2:52:35
  decided to crash. I was, I was like, wait, I know
• 2:52:39
  what I'll do. I'll let's sell my books at a
• 2:52:42
  massive discount and I saw it crashed out as hard as as she
• 2:52:46
  has so. I know, but then in Friday, you
• 2:52:50
  know the crash out is happening. Whether I like it or not.
• 2:52:53
  Shmoli's been on the phone for fucking weeks trying to stop
• 2:52:57
  this from happening. Ladies and gentlemen, Sam is
• 2:53:01
  determined. All his books are on sale this
• 2:53:04
  Friday. He's nuts.
• 2:53:06
  You should get one. After Turkey Day and yeah,
• 2:53:14
  thanks. Thanks so much for supporting
• 2:53:19
  the books so and more. Speaking of Black Friday, do we
• 2:53:26
  have a bits and bones? Yep, bits, bits and bones.
• 2:53:31
  Black Friday at 10:00 PM EST Like always, the birthday Turkey
• 2:53:36
  Day episode hold on the. Birthday bits.
• 2:53:40
  The best episode of the year. So excited for that.
• 2:53:46
  How? I'm going to drop in on a
• 2:53:48
  birthday. Bits and bones.
• 2:53:51
  Oh yeah, that's right, it is. It is your birthday, Sir.
• 2:53:58
  Cora is going to be dropping in. I'm going to make them.
• 2:54:01
  Where would I do this is a big one.
• 2:54:05
  Tune into bits and bones. He's crazy too.
• 2:54:08
  We're all crazy here, except me. Except for Maxine.
• 2:54:17
  No, I mean, come on. I I don't leave that one alone,
• 2:54:27
  except for Maxine. What?
• 2:54:33
  Oh, I said we're all crazy here. And he said except for you.
• 2:54:38
  And I said I don't know about that.
• 2:54:40
  Let's not get crazy, Sam. Actually, no.
• 2:54:47
  Do you have one more? On top.
• 2:54:52
  That's it, yeah. All right.
• 2:54:56
  Thank you. Sandwich makers on Saturday.
• 2:55:03
  No. No.
• 2:55:06
  No. Oh.
• 2:55:09
  Because on account of what? One, because it's Thanksgiving,
• 2:55:13
  and two, because I want to watch the WWE stuff, all right?
• 2:55:19
  We're going to be watching Survivor Series, maybe we'll do
• 2:55:22
  a review on Sunday of it or something.
• 2:55:24
  Yes, that that we will do. I'm going to say right now
• 2:55:29
  though, that last AAA show is hard to talk.
• 2:55:32
  Curious. Two hours, four matches, all
• 2:55:36
  storylines, everything made sense and I was like, wait a
• 2:55:39
  minute, is wrestling back? Apparently only if you're
• 2:55:44
  willing to watch it in Spanish. And I.
• 2:55:47
  Wrestling was allowed to make sense.
• 2:55:48
  What? I fucking love Chelsea Green now
• 2:55:53
  and it look a big part of that is because she has beaten the.
• 2:55:59
  Shit. Add a Lola Vice won the title,
• 2:56:04
  the champion, you know the tag team title kept the tag team
• 2:56:08
  title. I love Chelsea so much for that.
• 2:56:11
  Now Why? Because Lola Vice is a lowlife
• 2:56:17
  scum sucking home wrecking whore and Mr. Iguana can suck a cock.
• 2:56:27
  Fucking pig fucking lizard. Oh my I hate him so much now.
• 2:56:32
  I loved him when he first came, now no fucking hate him.
• 2:56:36
  Hope it gets really fucking cold and they don't drop like fucking
• 2:56:39
  frozen. If you're not sure why, it's
• 2:56:42
  because he was with Laedra the Hydra, which is this girl
• 2:56:47
  wrestler in Luchadora, as they say.
• 2:56:50
  And like, like he left her because.
• 2:56:53
  He let Lola touch his lizard. He let Lola Vice touch his
• 2:56:58
  lizard, and now they're a thing. And now she rubs her butt in
• 2:57:02
  other women's faces for him. And I'm going to tell you right
• 2:57:08
  now, Sam America or Mexico, the only crowd that thinks Lola Vice
• 2:57:15
  is a heel is is basically her. Not just me.
• 2:57:21
  Who else thinks Lola's the heel? There's other.
• 2:57:24
  People out there, I know it. OK, well anyway, Mexico cheers
• 2:57:29
  for her as the babyface because because the X girl was kind of
• 2:57:34
  being mean to him for a long time and they watched it, but
• 2:57:38
  she didn't watch that part and I don't think she would even care
• 2:57:40
  because she's a she's not a fan. Be a lizard and go talk to her
• 2:57:45
  and let her know what's going on.
• 2:57:47
  Don't cheat on her like a coward sack of shit.
• 2:57:51
  And how dare you use Lieska like that?
• 2:57:55
  She didn't want him any part of that.
• 2:57:57
  You forced her into that. How dare you.
• 2:58:00
  That puppet needs to you know what Dimenito needs to save
• 2:58:06
  Lieska from Mr. Iguana. Yep.
• 2:58:12
  She gets passionate about Mexican wrestling guys.
• 2:58:15
  Just a little. And I and I love it and, and
• 2:58:20
  folks, we love you and we hope you all have a happy
• 2:58:24
  Thanksgiving. So I think that'll wrap up the
• 2:58:27
  show we. Gotta get out, travel, go to bed
• 2:58:31
  early, have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
• 2:58:33
  We will catch you when we fucking catch you.
• 2:58:37
  Indeed. And you, Sam, and more.
• 2:58:39
  You guys have a wonderful Thanksgiving and I'll talk to
• 2:58:42
  you soon. And I'm going to post the
• 2:58:43
  pictures of the eyes and stuff I'm going to bake.
• 2:58:46
  I'm a post Turkey pics, you know I am, I always do.
• 2:58:50
  We're I'm definitely going to post Turkey pics as well.
• 2:58:54
  So that's right. All righty, take care folks, and
• 2:58:58
  we'll talk at you down the road. The right to offend is not some
• 2:59:04
  pesky little part of freedom of speech that we have to put up
• 2:59:07
  with. It is the heart and soul and
• 2:59:09
  lungs of freedom of speech. It is the coursing lifeblood of
• 2:59:14
  human protests. It is the instigator of liberty
• 2:59:17
  and modernity and science and understanding.
• 2:59:21
  What a laughing stock today's student leaders are that they
• 2:59:25
  can so casually dismiss the right to be offensive without
• 2:59:29
  realising that their lovely, enlightened lives are the gifts
• 2:59:33
  of individuals who gave offence. Offensiveness is not just
• 2:59:38
  something we have to begrudgingly accept.
• 2:59:41
  Offensiveness is the motor of human progress.
• 2:59:46
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• 2:59:48
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• 2:59:52
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• 2:59:56
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• 3:00:07
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• 3:00:12
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• 3:00:18
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