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Wow! Reunited with my friend! Amen! · Destiny's Podcast

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: Hello, it's me, Destiny, Destiny the Great, and today is October 23rd, and the year is 2026.
• 0:11
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 0:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it is 307.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm so excited.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_00: I just keep getting blast and blast and blast.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_00: So you know my friend that I've been hanging out with.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_00: We've been having a ball that I met from the little dirt trowel.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_00: I came to pick her up.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_00: And guess who was riding on the scooter?
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  SPEAKER_00: My friend since eighth grade, now we're 40.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_00: I haven't heard from her in 12 years.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't find her.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know, and when I was looking at all my old pictures, I was telling her I was getting ready to post her and our other friends' pictures and be like, I need help finding them.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know, it's funny because I saw her on the scooter and I yelled and she yelled and she turned around and it's like I didn't even press the button.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: Am I recording?
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I am recording.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, I thought I didn't press the listen.
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  SPEAKER_00: But what's funny is that after 12 years, we recognize each other.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know?
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  SPEAKER_00: And I'm fat.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_00: I'm fat now.
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  SPEAKER_00: So oh my gosh, it's such a blessing.
• 1:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so happy because I've been looking for her.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know, some people, you know, they don't believe in black and brown unity.
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  SPEAKER_00: My friend is a Latina.
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  SPEAKER_00: We're friends since eighth grade, buddy, buddy.
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  SPEAKER_00: In the opportunity room, not to be fucked with.
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  SPEAKER_00: Beautiful, smart.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, we're 40 now.
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  SPEAKER_00: Friends since eighth grade.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_00: How old are you in eighth grade?
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  SPEAKER_00: 14?
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: 14?
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  SPEAKER_00: We're friends since the 90s.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: You know it's funny that we haven't seen each other in 10 plus years, but we remember what each other looks like.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: That's a limit.
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  SPEAKER_00: Jelly said, this is my friend since eighth grade.
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  SPEAKER_00: And now we're 40.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're 40 yet?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or 40.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: Which way I'm going?
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: It says, okay, just turn right here and then it'll re-row this right now.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Girl, I've been coming over here for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I haven't seen you.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I just got here.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just What do you say?
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_00: What did he say?
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: He said eat a dick.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_00: Eat a dick?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_00: How do you say fuck you in Spanish?
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  SPEAKER_00: Chinga tu madre.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is too hard.
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  SPEAKER_00: Chinga tu madre.
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  SPEAKER_00: Chinga tu madre?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_00: Fuck you! Bitch! He he knows fuck you.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_00: He knows what fuck you means.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: Look at these kids looking at Sorry guys! Why is the bus still right?
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: What is it in Spanish again?
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  SPEAKER_00: Chinga tu madre.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_00: Chinga do mare?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_00: Chingatu Mare?
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I just say fuck you.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_00: I might forget.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_00: Like, it's the bus right here.
• 3:34
  SPEAKER_00: The bus has a stop sign.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_00: How the fuck how you gonna tell the Spanish like this motherfucker?
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  SPEAKER_00: Why the fuck is the bus right there?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but he's lugging it.
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  SPEAKER_00: And we gotta go.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, let me see, because the car will come on this side.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_00: At the stop sign, turn left onto South Halloween.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, what is it?
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  SPEAKER_00: What was it again?
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  SPEAKER_00: Turn this way?
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  SPEAKER_00: Chingatu Mari.
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  SPEAKER_00: Chingatu Mari.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I can't I can't remember that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's too much for me.
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  SPEAKER_00: I have too much trauma in my life to remember that.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.