Latest / After-Hours with Faction! Motorsports / #79 - 2023 Year End Podcast!
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- 0:01Welcome back to another episode of Faction Motorsports After
- 0:04Hours podcast. Tonight's episode is a shit
- 0:07show. Good luck.
- 0:11That's all. I'm pretty much all I got to
- 0:12say. This is the end of the year
- 0:13podcast. It's just a bunch of us hanging
- 0:16out. We got Scott Thompson, old
- 0:19fashioned Drift Club member from North Carolina.
- 0:21He came up here for the holidays.
- 0:23We have Ethan Lazarus, our fabricator.
- 0:28You always see him in the background working on shit.
- 0:30He's in the house. Tonight we got Brendan Dennehy,
- 0:33my good friend, and also used to drift on faction, but he hasn't
- 0:37had a car for a while so you got to bully him.
- 0:39And then Alex. Yeah, Alex Avila from Front
- 0:43Street and that was pretty much it.
- 0:45So it's, it's crazy. We tried to keep the talking
- 0:50over each other to a minimum, but yeah, let us know if you
- 0:52enjoyed it and I hope you didn't want to hear anything about
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- 4:30Alright, let me hear. Let me turn my mic.
- 4:38Turn my mic on, turn my mic. On turn my mic up.
- 4:40Turn my mic on. I don't talk any shit about
- 4:42that. We have a full room in here and
- 4:44we were getting rowdy before this.
- 4:45Malcolm, you got more help? Oh, we're definitely getting
- 4:47rowdy. We're.
- 4:48Yeah, we're getting rowdy. You're wearing what is what is
- 4:50that you're wearing? I have a Guy Fieri shirt and you
- 4:51can shrunk. Probably should have brought
- 4:54that. OK.
- 4:55Well, welcome everybody to the Fashion After Hours podcast.
- 4:58Before we forget, thank you guys so much for tuning in.
- 5:01I see that there's a bunch of people in the live chat.
- 5:02If you're not tuned into the live chat of this of this
- 5:05podcast, we do them on YouTube. It's a fun time.
- 5:09But yeah, we have a full room in here.
- 5:10We're going to get our New Year's pod.
- 5:12Would this be New Year's? End of the year pod, End of the
- 5:16year pod. We're just kind of New Year's.
- 5:17Yeah. Yeah, we're going to.
- 5:19Speak what's on our mind for a little bit.
- 5:21We have a couple guests. We have Alex Avila from Front
- 5:23St. Round three.
- 5:24Is this the third time you've? Been on this second time.
- 5:26Second time we have, we've been on here.
- 5:28Yeah, here we go. And then we have Brendan doesn't
- 5:35know your last name. I don't know your last name.
- 5:37I don't. People know my last name.
- 5:38That's good. That's fine.
- 5:39God damn it. Yeah.
- 5:41All right, Frankie, check him out on Instagram.
- 5:45Check him out on Instagram. Yeah, but for those of you who
- 5:47don't know, Brendan was a part of Faction 2 for a while, years
- 5:51ago. I don't.
- 5:52He doesn't have a car right now, but as of right now, there's no
- 5:54bylaws in in effect. So he's technically still on.
- 5:57He has no terms. Yeah, the, the.
- 6:00Bucket sheet with the skull on it, Yeah.
- 6:02But once the. Once the bylaws get enacted, he
- 6:04might need a car or he's going to be.
- 6:07I mean, if Frankie's car gets turned on at any point, then
- 6:10you'll have to then you'll then the bylaws expect he looks
- 6:13further away from being OK. It looks like he's going further
- 6:17than point, right? I mean, it just gets worse and
- 6:19worse every single time. I.
- 6:20Come. No it doesn't.
- 6:21They built. Actually, it does.
- 6:23They built a whole entire warehouse at the end of.
- 6:25The show Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, OK
- 6:27everybody has been given Frankie grief for this, but he motor is
- 6:31done. Look, there's my engine.
- 6:32There it is right there. No valve cover gasket.
- 6:34Yeah, yeah. It's getting there.
- 6:39No valve, no valve cover. Gasket is crazy, but I mean it.
- 6:42It's like one one thing I know, right?
- 6:45Is that it? No, it's, it's, I mean I can
- 6:47list you five things right now looking at it that he still
- 6:49needs to do. Well, you know what?
- 6:50It I could. But one major thing that's wrong
- 6:53with it is that it's not a 1JZ GTEVVTI.
- 6:55OK, Can we just get this over with now before we drag this on?
- 6:59Yeah. Thank you so much I with the
- 7:02help of a lot of friends and and the world, gifting this to me an
- 7:06opportunity. Did you manifest it?
- 7:08I manifested that shit bitch, but we got a 1JZ GTEVVTI for the
- 7:16IS Malcolm and GO and it was all because of the donations we got
- 7:25in the chat. That's cap.
- 7:27I worked really fucking hard. It was like 100 bucks.
- 7:29But but I mean I worked really fucking hard and I still don't
- 7:34have any money so I don't really know how that works.
- 7:37But yeah, no, now I have a power plant for the 2024 season, and
- 7:41it's going to be a 1J. Yeah, no more beams.
- 7:43So nobody. Yeah, I know it's not a beams.
- 7:47Why don't you tell everyone what else you got today, sitting
- 7:52right in front of you? I don't.
- 7:53Oh, the Four Loko. Yeah, these guys walked in here
- 7:55and handed A4 Loko directly. Not directly to me, but I
- 7:59decided to be that guy who reached their arm out.
- 8:01Wait. But I thought those things were
- 8:03illegal or something. No, no, these these ones are
- 8:06like kind of nerfed now. OK?
- 8:08That's what. Yeah, OK.
- 8:09That's what I remember now. Do you remember the?
- 8:12Well, not you, but I remember when they were two and three and
- 8:15five of us. That's when Frankie quit
- 8:17drinking. That's when I quit.
- 8:18You had a four logo. You had a sip of this.
- 8:20I had one one night and that was the end of that.
- 8:22The OK, the. Rest is history.
- 8:24The original one was awesome. 4 Loko that shit would make.
- 8:29If I had an original one right now, I think I might feel a
- 8:32little spicy. Brendan.
- 8:33Didn't they end up in a mental institution?
- 8:35Didn't they sell those at the Krausers down the street from
- 8:38Rockley Country Club? They definite no, no, no, no.
- 8:41That's Jersey. They wouldn't have sold them in
- 8:42a convenience store. I remember being in there with
- 8:44someone and, oh, this is that them.
- 8:47Who's she? Grinder right now?
- 8:48That's a new noise. Yeah, it is a new noise.
- 8:50What kind of grinder is that? No, I think that's the welder.
- 8:52That's the welder. Oh, they fuck something up.
- 8:56For sure. That bead doesn't sound good.
- 8:59That bead doesn't sound. Yes, Scott came here.
- 9:02So, yeah, we have Scott from faction up here.
- 9:05Yeah, from one of the Carolinas. North Carolina.
- 9:08North Carolina. Yeah.
- 9:09Scott's here for holidays, so I told him to come.
- 9:11I didn't think he would show up. I walked in here, dude.
- 9:14And when Frankie said this to me, I was like, what are you?
- 9:17I looped the corner. If you've been to the faction
- 9:20shop, I loop the corner. And Scott's just chilling there.
- 9:23Just Scott walked in with his own beers, like, right.
- 9:25You know, I'm. Brennan knows that's that's a
- 9:27normal fucking well. Yeah, you too.
- 9:29Yeah, you are. You're literally like Scott
- 9:31Junior. Yeah.
- 9:32The thing is, is he just can't Weld.
- 9:36You're not Scott Junior. Brendan.
- 9:37He really? No.
- 9:38But he really was like when Scott left, Brendan just showed
- 9:42up and then he always had his own beer.
- 9:44I met Brendan at final bout 4 and I met Brendan for about
- 9:48maybe. Yeah, we did.
- 9:50We definitely. No, Brendan tried to buy my old
- 9:53car. the Hatch. Yeah, I think.
- 9:56Oh yeah. I thought about maybe buying it.
- 9:58Yeah, I had. I had still had a car then.
- 10:01Yes, that's right. You had, you still had the
- 10:03white. I had a white Sylvia.
- 10:04Yeah, white Sylvia. A lot of duct tape.
- 10:07But when when I really got to meet, Brandon was at final bout
- 10:114, because we showed up there with Frankie, showed up there
- 10:14with Brandon, but he did not go back to New Jersey.
- 10:18Look, me, me and Brandon had a really nice trip up there.
- 10:22Yeah, got pulled over, did we? Yeah, The ink wasn't even dry in
- 10:27your PBA card. Yet.
- 10:28And. We were so we were so delirious
- 10:31going through Ohio and it's all the.
- 10:34Same I think it was. Indiana or Ohio?
- 10:36It was definitely Indiana because if it was Ohio, they
- 10:38would not have. We would be in prison.
- 10:41And he found out that once you hit like 106 miles an hour in
- 10:44his truck, it shuts off stalls, but then it comes back on when
- 10:47you let off. So he did that for about 20
- 10:49miles and terrifying, lit up. Yeah, we got off, though.
- 10:55Oh, you know what? You know.
- 10:56No, we've got off. What?
- 10:58Oh, the ticket. Ticket, Ticket.
- 11:00Ticket. No, he had APBA.
- 11:01Yeah, but he, I was like, I don't know how this shit's going
- 11:04to work. Yeah.
- 11:05Fresh PBA I was. Like, I don't know how this
- 11:07shit's going to work in Indiana, but I guess we're going to find
- 11:09out. Yeah.
- 11:09No. And you had just gotten it as we
- 11:11were leaving the shop that day. Oh yeah, like the guy was here
- 11:13picking up his car or something. It's probably what's his face.
- 11:15I still have one. Yeah, well, it's kind of
- 11:18expired. Now what?
- 11:19Else I was going to say, oh, the cop that night was like, you
- 11:22know, I don't want to see y'all hit a fox or anything.
- 11:25I was like, excuse me, what the hell are you talking about?
- 11:29Yeah, he mentioned like you, you know what happens to a truck
- 11:31when you hit a fox at 100 miles an hour?
- 11:33I was like, I don't, Sir. And I know what happens to a
- 11:35truck. Not that fucking thing.
- 11:37Yeah. The frame will fall out of that
- 11:40truck if. You OK?
- 11:41Brennan Oh. Wait.
- 11:47Yeah, leave that open. Leave that open.
- 11:48Scott. It's it's getting hot.
- 11:50It smells like male in here. Does it smell like gas, Gas.
- 11:55Gasoline. Like like.
- 11:57Gas like gas. Oh, like gas.
- 12:01Gas. Yeah, tap in, Tap in.
- 12:03Not here though. Does it smell like mushrooms,
- 12:07gas or ass? It might be Alex's ass.
- 12:10He's not wearing that one, dude. Alex.
- 12:13Alex. Can you explain to us what
- 12:15you're 'cause you do this? Yeah.
- 12:16What? What do you mean, I do this?
- 12:18This is your hobby? Like you're just wearing a Gee,
- 12:20you got a problem with it? That's cap.
- 12:22If I walk into a Dojo and I saw you, if I saw this, this chest
- 12:26hair that's staring at me in the face.
- 12:27First of all, I don't bring you a rash guard.
- 12:29Come on, come on. Are you not supposed to wear?
- 12:31I feel like that's how it should look.
- 12:33No, You look like a showman. Himself.
- 12:35You. Don't have to wear anything.
- 12:36Really. You don't?
- 12:39I could be whatever I want. Tiger.
- 12:43Tiger. All right guys, so we we got two
- 12:47mics for five people. So yeah.
- 12:50It's me. It's me a lot today.
- 12:51So just yeah. So I just want to, I just want
- 12:54to say, be greedy with the mic. If someone's, if someone has it
- 12:57in front of them and you want to talk, just grab that shit and
- 12:59bring it over to you. Punch them in the face.
- 13:01Just clean in the face. Don't punch me.
- 13:03Yeah. Because we can't hear.
- 13:05Unless you have the fucking mic in front of you.
- 13:07But no. Yeah.
- 13:07So Alex is wearing a Gee. That's the word for it.
- 13:09Yes. Yeah, it's Gee.
- 13:11And if you don't wear it, it's called no Gee.
- 13:13So it's really you're only you're saying the word Gee.
- 13:16That's it. So did you get that from Jocko
- 13:17Willink, that outfit? No.
- 13:19This is from my school, Okay. All right.
- 13:21So it's not Origin? No.
- 13:23I wish I should have bought her. Origin.
- 13:25What did the shirt at my gym, I saw somebody had a Origin shirt
- 13:28and I was like, Oh my God, that's baller.
- 13:31Wait, that's probably that shirt that they like.
- 13:33Yeah, it's exactly what it is. Did you open it?
- 13:35Yeah. Origin.
- 13:38You have Origin Lab and then you have Origin.
- 13:40Is it called Origin Maine or something?
- 13:42Origin USA or, I don't know. They have a different company
- 13:44that makes like jeans and shirts and geese and Jim.
- 13:49Shit. I don't fucking know.
- 13:50It's just fucking Alex from his fucking chest.
- 13:53It's funny though that the name is Origin.
- 13:55You mad that you can't grow with chess hair?
- 13:56I'm. I think Frankie's got chess
- 13:58there. I do.
- 13:59I hate it. Show it.
- 14:00Show it. I hate my show.
- 14:01Malcolm Zumin. You're not fucking woo.
- 14:05He's a man. All hair on your chest.
- 14:08Frankie is 100 not even great. That's crazy.
- 14:15Ethan. Thank you for the Christmas
- 14:17gifts. You're.
- 14:18Welcome. Yeah, appreciate it.
- 14:20I got liquid death. It's pretty metal, brother.
- 14:24Yeah, it is, bro. That that Corona is going to
- 14:26show everybody what you got for Christmas.
- 14:28No, I'm not going to show anybody with you.
- 14:29Wait, what did you get? I got the gas.
- 14:31Oh, OK. That's a good gift.
- 14:33I got the pack. Thank you, Ethan.
- 14:35It's probably the nicest gift. Anybody's it like that's like
- 14:37that's like my that's like to me to me like if you want to be
- 14:43thoughtful and do all that shit and be thoughtful gift card.
- 14:46Give them drugs. Just get.
- 14:47Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I need drugs.
- 14:51Yeah. Speaking of, I'm showing.
- 14:54Up with a no, no meth next time? Hell yeah, maybe not that No
- 14:57hard drugs, but fentanyl. Only fentanyl.
- 15:00No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
- 15:03That's crazy. That's crazy.
- 15:04But anyway, we're on the new, we're on a new year.
- 15:07We had a whole fucking year this year, OK, Yeah, wouldn't you say
- 15:11we did. The only people that drifted in
- 15:13this room, it's Chris and Carl, which is crazy because a lot of.
- 15:20You. I mean, I drifted, but not like,
- 15:23Yeah, not not my car. You literally drifted.
- 15:26So many cars this year. Did a doughnut.
- 15:28You did one doughnut and you're counting.
- 15:30I was like, I counted something. It's more than you.
- 15:32So you did a takeover. No, it's not.
- 15:34So you did a takeover by myself? Yeah.
- 15:37I was like, this is fun. Yeah, our car, yeah, Miyagi's
- 15:40car, Ethan saying. Our car didn't.
- 15:44I just saw on US's. Car too.
- 15:45Where's Miyagi's car? Where's Miyagi's car?
- 15:49Is currently in his garage in Township.
- 15:51Probably with mildew infested with rats.
- 15:54Yeah, rats. What else?
- 15:56Cat hair. Just cat heralds.
- 15:58It's not mildew, is it? Malcolm, What's that?
- 15:59What's that mole? Mole.
- 16:01Yeah, Mole. You know what Wags isn't?
- 16:03It's the same shit. I don't know.
- 16:04I think so. Wags knows how to take care of
- 16:06that. Wags's car is probably doing the
- 16:08best at everyone. Wags.
- 16:10Well, no, the Miata. I'm saying, when he opened the
- 16:12Miata door and there was mold in there, Wags knew a meeting.
- 16:15He's like, yeah, I'm just going to spray down with some vinegar.
- 16:18And I was like, OK, and he sprayed it.
- 16:21Start spraying it. I couldn't.
- 16:24I couldn't, like, stand near it. It was, like, so strong.
- 16:27But now that car is going to smell like vinegar for the rest
- 16:29of that thing's life. Nah, that stuff goes away.
- 16:31Yeah, but, like, I know what He's not opening the doors and,
- 16:36like, venting it out. Oh, no, definitely.
- 16:39There's a reason that car had mold mildew to begin with.
- 16:42Yeah, but yeah, you remember what that car has been through,
- 16:44right? The Miata?
- 16:45Yeah. Yeah.
- 16:46Why? Why isn't that thing like in the
- 16:47woods? At park.
- 16:49Dude, it's in everywhere. Seattle or wherever.
- 16:51Park. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 16:53Yeah. But were you around when it came
- 16:55back and they started driving into the hay bales at a location
- 16:58not to be named? Yeah, and then he's.
- 17:00Not the only one that did that either.
- 17:02Yeah, Wax went through a little rough patch where he was doing
- 17:04some crazy shit and Jesse was doing the same shit in like a
- 17:08fucking Camry or something. Yeah, Wags was just like going
- 17:10fucking wild and no one was stopping him.
- 17:12And then and fucking I remember AJ was like, yeah, we just got,
- 17:17I don't know how much I could say, but they would just drive
- 17:19that car, maybe not under the best circumstances.
- 17:23And they would drive. That's a really good way to put
- 17:25that. And they would drive it angry.
- 17:27Get chicken, right? Wags had fucking in the Miata
- 17:31fucking on cords like the tires are gone.
- 17:34Like sparking, drifting every turn.
- 17:37Dude, it was bad. And now?
- 17:38Now what you see is the aftermath of that Carl.
- 17:42That Carl. What a beautiful S13.
- 17:44No, the Miata. Oh, OK yeah, I was going to say
- 17:46because wags his car now is nice drive another car that I care
- 17:48about Two 53rd and 6th. Both times two.
- 17:52I've blown an engine was on the way to or.
- 17:55Why? What it?
- 17:57How? I don't know.
- 17:58Yeah. When are we going to Hustler?
- 18:01What? Where did that come from?
- 18:04We never actually went to Hustler.
- 18:05I know we never went to. Hustler.
- 18:07Every single time you get to that light, Hustler is keyword
- 18:10for chicken and rice. You check in at Hustler.
- 18:13Every time we get to the light where Hustler is, you make that
- 18:15left down there. Yeah, we would check in at
- 18:17Hustler and we'd be like, yo, she's crazy.
- 18:20It was like 16 people checked in at Hustler.
- 18:23Yeah. All like on Facebook.
- 18:25Yeah, yeah, when Facebook was the thing.
- 18:27I'm over here. Like what are you checking in?
- 18:30What the fuck and. People.
- 18:32Would like, comment and be like, yo, where's the invite?
- 18:34Every time you guys go and you never invite me?
- 18:36I'm like, 'cause people probably think you're actually going to a
- 18:38strip club 100% if you. Get a message.
- 18:40We're like, yo, I'm here. Where you at?
- 18:42Not there, bud. Did we get that message before?
- 18:44I think. I don't know.
- 18:46I feel like we could have someone probably would drive
- 18:49there and try to meet us. But anyone that knew it was just
- 18:50like sick invite. Like you didn't invite us to
- 18:53CNR? Yeah.
- 18:55I don't know. We have it.
- 18:56Is also very funny to think that anyone that actually knows
- 18:59Frankie would think that he would be at a strip club, at a
- 19:01strip club that's, you know, that's place you would find you,
- 19:03you know. It's actually crazier too that
- 19:05we used to go there to chicken and rice literally like 4 * a
- 19:08month easily. Sometimes more than that,
- 19:10sometimes 3. Times a week.
- 19:13Dude, that's not happening anymore with the toll.
- 19:15Toll prices. The toll.
- 19:16Prices. Yeah, what did we used to?
- 19:18They were about to charge you $15.00 to go see.
- 19:20Yeah, yeah. We would just find someone who
- 19:22would run it and then go. With no 'cause, they have toll.
- 19:25They have toll readers in Manhattan, yeah.
- 19:27Yeah, work right next. Oh, I got snipe.
- 19:29I got sniped on one of those. Yeah, yeah, I was on my
- 19:32motorcycle. They sniped you.
- 19:33They. I'm on my motorcycle on 9.
- 19:35AI guess. But like down further, I talked
- 19:38to you about. It, I think.
- 19:39Yeah. Past past the.
- 19:41The stop lights. Yeah.
- 19:43So that you said there's a school down there.
- 19:45No, no, no, no, no. So if you're ever going down the
- 19:47West Side Highway and you see, if you look up on the left,
- 19:51there's a sign. Yeah, at each intersection.
- 19:53Not what they all don't have it. But if it says like photo camera
- 19:58ahead or something like that, that doesn't mean.
- 20:00So they try to trick you into thinking that it's the light
- 20:03you're going through, but it's the next one.
- 20:05And the fastest you can go on the West Side Highway without
- 20:08getting a ticket is 37 miles an hour.
- 20:10Yeah, I went 42 fuck. And they gave me a ticket.
- 20:12And I I was, I remember riding and I saw the flash and I was
- 20:16like, that can't be for me because I'm, I'm not even going
- 20:19fast enough. Like what the fuck are we doing
- 20:21on a Harley? And then like a a month later I
- 20:24get a ticket and I was like, what?
- 20:26And I remembered that flash. I was like, OK, nice, you're a
- 20:29felon. And then I was not going to pay
- 20:31it. And that's when I messaged
- 20:32Brendan. I was.
- 20:32Like do I pay? This or do I not pay this and
- 20:34then, well, not you, you could pay it because you don't get
- 20:37points for it. You just pay the fine and then
- 20:38they don't. Well, I was considering not
- 20:40paying it at all, but then I was like, if I get pulled over and
- 20:45that's that's what I did. That's why it's nice to not have
- 20:48any cars right now, because the second I register.
- 20:50When I'm going to jail. Hey, remember that?
- 20:55Hold on, hold on. We got a red flag here.
- 20:57My dad still gets like a ticket in the mail every once in a
- 20:59while, and it's like you have 8 outstanding speeding tickets in
- 21:02New York City, so I'm not driving now.
- 21:05Do you have a do you have a warrant for that?
- 21:07No, I don't think 'cause they can't prove that I was driving
- 21:09the car. Yeah, I'm not paying that.
- 21:11I own the registration of it. Yeah, I'm not paying that.
- 21:13What about parking tickets? I think, can they tow your car?
- 21:17If they see your car, they'll boot it and then tow you.
- 21:19Yeah, so fuck that. But only after three.
- 21:22The third one, Yeah, is 10. Only after three.
- 21:26OK. That's how you know the
- 21:26difference when you live in a borough like like the Manhattan.
- 21:30Yeah, you guys know Brooklyn New?
- 21:32York. Right now.
- 21:32Yeah. Wait, Why?
- 21:33What? What do you mean?
- 21:34Like the ticket thing? Yeah, like, you know, after
- 21:36three you're getting It's out. We're out, We're out.
- 21:39Well, yeah, I know. The game of baseball.
- 21:41I'm not dumb. You.
- 21:42Know the fuck. Three strikes and you're out.
- 21:45Yeah, you think they make? It another double from time to
- 21:47time. Yeah, maybe two.
- 21:48No, three. But yeah, those speed cameras,
- 21:50they'll get you. They can't, they can't prove
- 21:52anything though. I I only, I know that there's a
- 21:55speed camera thing over there because as soon as I crossed the
- 21:59bridge, Josh texted me saying don't speed on the island.
- 22:03Yeah, don't like Staten Island. So Staten Island's crazy traffic
- 22:07cameras or speed cameras are nuts.
- 22:10Yeah. Bad.
- 22:11Federally illegal. Are they federally illegal.
- 22:14They can't be federally illegal because they wouldn't let it
- 22:16happen. But I know New Jersey shut them
- 22:17down. New Jersey shut.
- 22:19A lot of places shut down. Yeah, cameras.
- 22:23Everyone, Speaking of the UK, bro, we got a listener here.
- 22:26Hello from the UK. What's up, mag?
- 22:28Dobson. Yeah, fuck your country.
- 22:32What? Blade Runner guys?
- 22:34No, what's Blade Runner guys? UK What do they do?
- 22:36They. Basically, put up microphone.
- 22:38Ethan, give this guy a fucking mic.
- 22:40Come on. Apparently the UK put up like a
- 22:43bunch of cameras. If you have like a diesel, a
- 22:45diesel car or anything like older than 2006, I want to say
- 22:51they find you like $15 a day every time you go past them.
- 22:54So all these dudes are like, they're call them like blade
- 22:56runners. They just go around ripping down
- 22:58cameras and they've ripped down like thousands of cameras
- 23:01already all over the God's word good for them and God's word
- 23:03good for them. That's nuts.
- 23:05They should move to to America. Yeah, they should do some of
- 23:08that here. Speed cameras, Yeah.
- 23:09There's a reason we get shot for ripping down a camera here,
- 23:12though. Who comes up with the nicknames
- 23:13for that? Oi, Bravi.
- 23:15Can't tell you that. Camera down.
- 23:18We're. Blade Runners Can I see them
- 23:19off? Please can you see?
- 23:22Them off. Please.
- 23:22That blade. You're getting the crazy amount
- 23:24of trouble for that in the city. What for?
- 23:26What? Like ripping down speed cameras?
- 23:29But if you just shoot them? Yeah, not with, like, a real
- 23:31gun. You might.
- 23:32You don't want a real gun. Yeah, you might need more.
- 23:34Your guns are AP Glock. Yeah.
- 23:37What happened? Someone was talking about.
- 23:38Somebody said that. I think it was.
- 23:40Mr. Glock Whoa whoa, what happened?
- 23:42Oh, big Glock guys. Big Glock guys.
- 23:43Yeah, Chris is no longer lurking.
- 23:46Just saying. God.
- 23:46Damn it, the inventor. Of the G17 kicked the bucket
- 23:49today. He's not, like the inventor of
- 23:51all of the Glock. Oh yeah, he's the guy that found
- 23:54it, yeah. Well.
- 23:57From curtain rods to the most iconic pistol in the world, was
- 24:00he a Nazi 9? 9.
- 24:04Frankie, aren't you a Sig guy? I am, Yeah.
- 24:06So. But I'd like to entertain this
- 24:08Glock shit, 'cause I got a pretty good man Sig story.
- 24:11OK, cool. All right, let's go.
- 24:12OK, I'm going to pass this to the gun guys.
- 24:15I yeah, I am a die hard Glock guy.
- 24:17Yeah. Wait.
- 24:18Yeah, you are so my customer. He is a trucking company.
- 24:22OK. Gets a call Sunday night.
- 24:25Caller ID says, like, jail, prison, whatever.
- 24:29He answers it. It's one of his employees.
- 24:32And he he's like, I didn't ask any questions.
- 24:35You know, the guy was just like, hey, I'm not going to be in on
- 24:37Monday. And he's like, OK, oh, and he
- 24:39didn't mention anything else. He didn't mention any day.
- 24:41Well, he's like, OK, he's like, but I'll be in Tuesday.
- 24:43Don't worry about it. He shows up at the yard Monday.
- 24:47All the other guys are like, yo, did you hear what he did?
- 24:49He shot a guy in the Taco Bell twice, and it was all over the
- 24:54news. This guy shot a guy in Taco Bell
- 24:56twice over dispute in the drive through lane, and he thinks he's
- 24:59getting out by Tuesday. Yeah, I think he's getting out
- 25:01by Tuesday. Oh, he was talking about jail.
- 25:03He's gay. I'll be there by Tuesday.
- 25:05Yeah, like, 'cause he was in jail, but he didn't tell his
- 25:07boss on the phone. I thought maybe he was just
- 25:09delayed. OK, now we're.
- 25:11Now we're on the same page. We're on the same page.
- 25:13So he calls him back. Like, yo, what the fuck are you
- 25:16doing? Like, why did you shoot
- 25:17somebody, like, over Taco Bell? Like, come on, He called the and
- 25:21the guy said it was by accident. And he's like, how the fuck did
- 25:25you shoot somebody twice by accident?
- 25:27Like there's no. Way it was by.
- 25:29Accident. And he's like, no, it was by
- 25:31accident. I dropped the gun, it went off
- 25:33and shot him like, and I went to pick it up and the guys, 70
- 25:36years old, he's like, I went to pick it up and I tripped,
- 25:39dropped it again and shot the guy again.
- 25:40I shut the fuck up and he's like, there's no way that
- 25:43happened. I was supposed to be talking
- 25:45about this guy. No, this is when all the UK
- 25:46listeners are like these crazy fucking people.
- 25:49Well then we didn't stab him twice, no.
- 25:51One one thing, the craziest part is it turns out he went to
- 25:54court, they saw the like security camera footage and he
- 25:57was telling the truth. He really didn't drop it.
- 25:59And it was a cig. And it went off when he dropped
- 26:03it. He went to pick it up, dropped
- 26:05it again and went off again, I guess.
- 26:06Was it that problem? You know what model it was?
- 26:08I don't know. But he got a lawsuit against him
- 26:11right now. No.
- 26:12I think for their guns. Yeah. 3/23/20 was in one.
- 26:14It's the 3:20. Yeah.
- 26:15Yeah. Oops.
- 26:17Damn, it sounds like you bought the power FC of guns.
- 26:19Frankly, I didn't. I didn't buy that gun.
- 26:21I didn't buy that gun. He.
- 26:22Didn't buy that with the glove, Wouldn't.
- 26:23You have me when you wouldn't have.
- 26:26Maybe with one of yours, Scott? I.
- 26:28Don't. Know you know the ones you make
- 26:29in your basement? Allegedly.
- 26:35Allegedly. Allegedly.
- 26:37Allegedly. Allegedly.
- 26:40We're going to do that in process.
- 26:42We're going to get this shit cancelled.
- 26:43Every time we fucking work mad hard, we make the podcast nice.
- 26:46Frankie says some outlandish shit because he forgot to take
- 26:48his meds that day. I don't know.
- 26:50That's crazy. Frankie, you give us like three
- 26:53more beers in a couple hours and this podcast will be off
- 26:56YouTube. Well, right off the bat,
- 26:58Brendan, Brendan was like, right off the bat, he was like, I'm
- 27:00trying to talk about, well, I hold on.
- 27:05The fact that you're laughing about it shouldn't.
- 27:07Maybe. Maybe we should think about,
- 27:09like, we got to jump into Sandy Hook conspiracies right away.
- 27:11I was like, I don't know. I don't know.
- 27:14They just put my Lord and savior back on.
- 27:16I'm kidding. Oh wait, yeah, he's back on
- 27:18Twitter. Wait, what?
- 27:19Who is it? Alex Jones.
- 27:21Wait, and didn't he didn't? He do a podcast with Joe Rogan
- 27:24or something? No, no, no.
- 27:25He did the years ago. Years ago.
- 27:26No, no, I think no. Tucker Carlson.
- 27:28No, I think they just did it because Dan sent me a photo of.
- 27:33Can you confirm this? What?
- 27:34I don't. Hi me.
- 27:35Can you confirm this? Dude, I don't think it's on.
- 27:37Hi Me is. I don't think it's on.
- 27:40Social media he. Probably found it on Reddit.
- 27:42Dan lives on Reddit. So what's his name?
- 27:47Alex Jones Oh, sorry. You're not going to find it.
- 27:51You probably will on Reddit. What?
- 27:53Have you been looking up? Wait, is this the Sandy Hook
- 27:54thing? No, no.
- 27:55It's the guy who denied Sandy. Hook And then everyone got.
- 27:58Pissed. And then he got sued by all the
- 27:59families. Yeah, they're like, no, our kids
- 28:01died. Yeah, like all the family sued
- 28:04him because he said it was a conspiracy or something.
- 28:05Yeah, like, no people. Died, reinstated.
- 28:07On Twitter. Yeah, he got reinstated and he
- 28:09had a podcast not too long ago with him.
- 28:12It was, but it was with Eddie Bravo.
- 28:13But he's doing another one with Tim Dillon and oh, that's
- 28:16amazing. It's amazing, I think.
- 28:19But we'll see. It's gonna be funny to put a cap
- 28:21on that conversation we were having about other countries and
- 28:23how they're viewed. Like the other day on The
- 28:25Discord, we're it's pretty diverse in there, but we have
- 28:28Australian Malcolm in there. His name's Jordan.
- 28:31Why is he Malcolm? Oh 'cause he looks like.
- 28:33Him. He.
- 28:33He. He.
- 28:34Self-proclaimed. And then I looked at it and I
- 28:36was like, Oh my God, it is Malcolm.
- 28:38And then he asked. He's like, sorry, Jordan,
- 28:45everybody in the US have guns and we're like or or everybody
- 28:49in there is from like Georgia, Texas, at the discord, in the
- 28:52discord at that time and everybody was just like, yeah,
- 28:55she's. Like.
- 28:56Hell yeah, brother. And then, yo, Malcolm, they just
- 29:00be carrying knives over there. You got a knife on?
- 29:02All you need is a knife. They just plant zombie knives in
- 29:05the UK. What's that?
- 29:06Now? This is in Australia.
- 29:07Australia. Australia's not as bad as the
- 29:11UK, yeah? But it's strict on cars.
- 29:14They are, I don't know that guy. Australian Malcolm Jordan.
- 29:17He has the nicest R31 and then his brother has like a S14.
- 29:21It looks sick. Australia has like decibel
- 29:23meters and stuff and the and the width do too, apparently.
- 29:26But no one ever no the width. The width of the wheel, like
- 29:29poking out. Yeah, depending on how wide it
- 29:32is, I guess. Like they could ticket you on
- 29:33that. So it's a style.
- 29:35Law sounds like Ocean City. You know what happened here?
- 29:38Those sound like H2 OI feel like here if that happened, everyone
- 29:43would be flexing their tickets like I think they do that in
- 29:46Canada. Canada's the same way.
- 29:47They got me for 14, they got me for 15 millimeters.
- 29:50Like what? The.
- 29:52Fuck are you talking about? Dude, I would be like, oh, the
- 29:56from what you're saying is like, if it's poking past the Fender,
- 29:58yeah. Good.
- 29:59Keep that long. If you ever live near a shitty
- 30:02poked past the Fender, yeah. Well, if you ever live in a
- 30:04shitty neighborhood in. I mean, the only shitty
- 30:07neighborhood I've ever lived in is New York City.
- 30:11But. They have gunshot detectors on
- 30:15some of the like traffic, traffic posts or whatever.
- 30:19Do they really? Yeah, but verbal tunes set them
- 30:22off all the time. I bet you'll get notifications
- 30:25on your phone like the middle of the night for like, gunshots.
- 30:27Oh, like a. Ring three or four times a
- 30:29night. Can we stop?
- 30:30Verbal tunes? What you guys are the shop
- 30:33owner? Stop.
- 30:34Do you give? Do you give them to people?
- 30:35Wait, don't you tune Scott aren't?
- 30:39You the what? Give him kids.
- 30:41Don't you give him verbal tune? I can see him being I dabbled.
- 30:47If you're paying, Scott brought up some earlier, he said.
- 30:51Takeovers are going pretty crazy down there.
- 30:54In Charlotte. In Charlotte, oh.
- 30:56Yeah, you guys got some cool pickup trucks too.
- 30:58Not them cool pickup trucks, but in Charlotte now the takeovers,
- 31:03they can find you up to twice the value of your car.
- 31:07You're doing OK, so buy a buy a cheap car.
- 31:10Buy a cheap car. But they also can find the
- 31:12organizer of the takeover $10,000 even if they didn't
- 31:17participate. This is GTA in real life.
- 31:20That's that's a good idea. Never getting paid.
- 31:22Yeah, and they can find people watching $1000 each if you're
- 31:27just there watching. Gotta buy tickets.
- 31:28Now. No.
- 31:29Damn. Tickets to the show.
- 31:30Tickets to the show. Sounds like BS.
- 31:31I don't think they're getting everyone.
- 31:34I don't think they're getting everyone.
- 31:35Yeah, imagine they had to like rally.
- 31:37I mean, they got to try to make money off of that shit.
- 31:39Something. It's got to be way more crazier
- 31:40down there, right? Definitely.
- 31:42Do you? Think takeovers is ever going to
- 31:43get them vice? Definitely.
- 31:46I think it's got like Vice TV. Yeah, Yeah, I think it was on
- 31:49it. I love Vice.
- 31:50I saw Vice. Went out of.
- 31:51VICE didn't vice close. I thought so too.
- 31:54Actually I'm first year they went under.
- 31:56Bankrupt, yeah. Damn, that sucks.
- 31:59I love they. Probably got too.
- 32:00Woke I hope. They don't.
- 32:01This would be a rough. This would be a rough pod.
- 32:04This, this one. They they got too woke, right?
- 32:06I think they got too woke. Yeah.
- 32:08And I think action ruined them. Yeah.
- 32:09And then that was it, Mr. Rush. And what's?
- 32:11His name left. It was like.
- 32:16Over Yeah 2 original founders, The. 2 original founders.
- 32:18Leave. Was there money?
- 32:19Was there like a thing where they sold off?
- 32:20Yeah, they eventually sold to. Somebody or.
- 32:23They, like, stepped away. I hear you, MM.
- 32:28Fucking Malcolm, can't hear you. Yeah, Ethan's just leaned back,
- 32:31like after we said. When you want to.
- 32:33Talk, grab the mic and Ethan has so much information.
- 32:37Ethan always has good information about any topic.
- 32:40He looks angry. I don't got shit.
- 32:42Now, now he's got no information.
- 32:44God damn it. No, There's a funny story.
- 32:47I think it might have been told on Rogan.
- 32:49I don't know if it's the guy you're talking about, but he
- 32:51used to do all these shows on Vice, but then by the end of it
- 32:56they were just like, fuck, they these crazy budgets for whatever
- 32:59they wanted and they were just fucking off doing whatever.
- 33:01So this guy ended up going to like the F1 race in Abu Dhabi
- 33:04and ran into his boss advice. And his boss was like, what the
- 33:07fuck are you doing here? And he was like a show on like
- 33:11the food of the F1 race, but he was just like completely lying.
- 33:15So he just went because he wanted to go.
- 33:17He got caught. He got caught by your own boss.
- 33:19That would be a good place to go get an article.
- 33:23Millions of people, you're going to run into your own boss.
- 33:26I would be like, fuck, I did that wrong.
- 33:28First of all, I couldn't have gotten away.
- 33:30The boss should take extreme ownership because he went to the
- 33:33F1 race, right? Just the bullshit.
- 33:36So. He probably paid for.
- 33:37That's what bosses do. Yeah, he's the boss, right, Mr.
- 33:40Sema? Damn.
- 33:42While I was out there, I took everyone.
- 33:44So I don't. You couldn't get a paycheck,
- 33:48mother fucking. I couldn't take you putting the
- 33:51business on the line. Get it robbed.
- 33:54Did you win? I was gonna say, oh, he admitted
- 33:56right now he got robbed. Finally.
- 33:59Get it robbed? Let it out.
- 34:01Let it out, Let it out. Let us know how you.
- 34:02Feel right? I would have hated that fucking
- 34:04Epcot walking fest. Anyway.
- 34:06What is that? Ohh Yeah, that looks like you
- 34:08would have to. It's as it's about as miserable
- 34:10as walking through all the Disney parks.
- 34:12Ask Chris. He like I had a better time.
- 34:13We're here. Was it cooler?
- 34:15Did it? Was it?
- 34:15Like, no. The tool section was the best
- 34:17part. Ohhh yeah the Ethan would have
- 34:19tool. Section.
- 34:19Freaked out at the tool section. Ethan would have.
- 34:21Been nice if he gave me a paycheck and invited me.
- 34:25Ohh. Wait, what do you mean you do
- 34:27get a paycheck, right? For context, Allegedly.
- 34:30Allegedly. A grinding noise that you heard
- 34:32before. Was Ethan working on Frankie's
- 34:34car? Yeah.
- 34:34For free. No, no, no, actually, not on not
- 34:37confirming the Weld. There's trash.
- 34:39Yeah. What was that noise we heard?
- 34:42Was that we were we were fucking with the balance and the
- 34:45frequency. Yeah, we heard a noise we never
- 34:47heard of. It sucks.
- 34:48Yeah. Yeah.
- 34:49They thought it was like a it sounded like a No, no, no.
- 34:53What's the shit that like the little.
- 34:56I don't know. And when we keep moving your
- 34:57hands and when you're. Yeah, like a Wiz wheel or some
- 35:01shit on an airline. Yeah, dude, I don't know.
- 35:04So what do we have to we have to buy a welder.
- 35:06Yeah, I'm gonna need about 10 grand.
- 35:08You heard them, boys. Get those donations in discount
- 35:12code. Bob Lazar, Dude.
- 35:14Wait, 10 grand? For real?
- 35:16There's nice ass one. No, no, we don't even.
- 35:18Come on, come on. No new news.
- 35:20That's what I'm trying to buy. Come on, huh.
- 35:22Fucking. Alex.
- 35:25Why? What happened?
- 35:25He just went. OK as a.
- 35:27Testament to how clean this shop is, Alex literally hasn't been
- 35:30wearing shoes for like, fucking 30 minutes.
- 35:32Yeah, it's 40 minutes. No grease or anything.
- 35:34What? He's not wearing no shoes?
- 35:36He's barefoot? No, he's got barefoot.
- 35:38What, did you thought he was really barefoot?
- 35:40Oh, I see you with those, With those.
- 35:42With those. Merino Wolf.
- 35:45Yeah, what are those wool shots? Why do you guys always know the
- 35:47coolest shit to buy? I I'm just like buying socks.
- 35:50Go with the. Fucking program.
- 35:52I'm not. I don't know.
- 35:53Why are you guys getting this into 'cause you live in the
- 35:54sticks, aren't you? Aren't you in the you?
- 35:57Live in the sticks, first of all.
- 35:59He doesn't live in the sticks. Oh, here we go.
- 36:02Brendan. Brendan.
- 36:03Ethan used to live in the sticks.
- 36:05No, no, no, no, no, no. But then.
- 36:07Yeah. Then we met Carl.
- 36:08And now you can see Now what? Now I'm just sick.
- 36:11Now I'm the sticks. Yeah, you.
- 36:12Hey, but Carl lives by a train station.
- 36:14Yeah, I live by a train station with a nice breakfast spa.
- 36:17I do too. I went.
- 36:18There Scott was there at breakfast by the train station.
- 36:22It was nice. Hey, did you take your?
- 36:24House and see your Carl and. That.
- 36:26Oh my. God, I fucked.
- 36:27On. Carl's couch Oh.
- 36:28My God. Did you?
- 36:30You guys went out. Hold on.
- 36:32Ethan's making fun of me. You look like you're going to
- 36:34cry. Ethan's here, sitting like this.
- 36:38Let me fucking smoke my cigarette.
- 36:41The. Fuck outta here.
- 36:41Who? The fuck?
- 36:42Speaking of which? Light?
- 36:44That black mild up. No, no.
- 36:45But Scott came over and he had no, I don't think you can do
- 36:51that in here. Was.
- 36:52That was that milk Cam, My milk Cam.
- 36:54It's on the black milk, No. I quit smoke, but no, I forgot.
- 36:56That you had. Literally, yeah.
- 36:57He hasn't had a cigarette in like 2 weeks.
- 37:00In two weeks because you got sick.
- 37:02He always does this shit. That's Cap.
- 37:04You have quit smoking like 6 times since I met you, but he's
- 37:07got a great opportunity today because we're going to have a
- 37:10cigarette in like 10 days. We're going to be giving.
- 37:12Shit up for January, so. The reason I started.
- 37:15Smoking again was because my mom died.
- 37:17OK, All right, well, this got your ass.
- 37:20This is getting. Now what?
- 37:21Now what, Frankie? Now what?
- 37:23Put, Keep. Keep.
- 37:24Just hold your time. Well, say something, Carl.
- 37:26Just say. Just hold your time.
- 37:27Now what? Must be nice to have a mom.
- 37:30There it is. There it fucking is.
- 37:32Christmas is so hard. Alex.
- 37:37Too oh. Shit we all, Brandon.
- 37:38Get over here. My mom is alive and well.
- 37:43Come over here to. This side of the room come over.
- 37:44Here, to the other side of the office, is the dead mom side of
- 37:47the office. Yeah, this is the.
- 37:48DMC over here. That's horrible, dude.
- 37:50I killing yourselves. That's fucked.
- 37:56What? It did that right?
- 37:57I mean, you could live without her.
- 37:59Yeah, that's fine. We go on hikes together.
- 38:01DMC. Hikes.
- 38:02Yeah, we used. To well, you left.
- 38:04It going on. Wait, this guy?
- 38:06This guy left? Wait.
- 38:08The Easter hike, the Easter we go on holiday, the holiday
- 38:11hikes. We miss Christmas.
- 38:12He said it, leaving the group chat for her.
- 38:14Like, I can't. I can't with you and Alex.
- 38:16I can't. Don't put.
- 38:17I'm sorry. I've been getting crazy in
- 38:19there. Alex's messages are so nice.
- 38:20You are the worst one. I am the worst.
- 38:23I've gotten the worst. I never used to be this bad, but
- 38:25I had too much time in my hands. That's because you're at work,
- 38:27sitting in your fucking excavator with your feet up and
- 38:30you're fucking on TikTok and you're just like, I got to send
- 38:32this to the boys. And I really.
- 38:35Twiddling his toes. Actually twiddling his toes.
- 38:38Literally. Like going like this with him.
- 38:40And yeah, in the in the wind, yo, what's good with?
- 38:42This. Cats logo.
- 38:45The school logo. I don't know what they ripping
- 38:48the Thunder. Kids, I don't.
- 38:49Know he's always used this logo. When are you gonna do your first
- 38:53competition? You did it anyway.
- 38:55You got your belt on and everything.
- 38:56Yeah, I got everything. Damn, you got a lot.
- 38:59Maybe legit. You've got some lines on it,
- 39:01too. What does that mean?
- 39:02What does that mean? What does that mean?
- 39:03What does that mean? It's just a wipeout with
- 39:05stripes. That's it.
- 39:06Yeah, but the stripes mean something.
- 39:08No, I mean just. You've been.
- 39:09You came enough. You know, that's all that means.
- 39:12Oh, that's all. I mean, yeah, it's been
- 39:14creditory. Fucking never.
- 39:18Roll of electrical tape. How far do you think you are
- 39:23from a black girl? You need a lot of electrical
- 39:25tape. Like 10 years.
- 39:27I think it's 10 years. Yeah, that's crazy.
- 39:29What about, I don't even, like, think about that shit.
- 39:32Yeah, I'm just like, I'm happy I keep going.
- 39:33That's 'cause you know how hard it is.
- 39:35Is that how you turn into a black belt?
- 39:36You have to wait. Well, you gotta.
- 39:38That's what anything though. You just keep going.
- 39:40You can't just grind it out and like, finish the program until
- 39:43now. It's not bro.
- 39:44It's not Call of Duty, bro. Yeah, you're not.
- 39:47Gonna prestige. Life is too short, Life is too
- 39:49short. I gotta get this shit done.
- 39:51I kind of agree with that. It's just you gotta 10 years to
- 39:53get a dig, bro. I see the same belt on Amazon.
- 40:00Straight up trying to find a Rep right away.
- 40:02You buy a Rep. Belt.
- 40:04Let's just say you buy a Rep belt, you go into a gym, you
- 40:06just get beat up. You just get your shit pushed in
- 40:09and then I'll laugh at you. So immediately they'll be like,
- 40:12all right, you're a black belt. All right, we got some for you.
- 40:14Yeah, don't worry. I remember like, we had a brown
- 40:15belt the other day. He came in and we're like,
- 40:18right, Oh, he just, he just came in.
- 40:20Is he from like another gym that from another gym?
- 40:22You know, he was, he was like I moved here and whatever and time
- 40:25to test them out. Yeah, that's always happens.
- 40:27You come to the gym. That's like and you're like, oh,
- 40:29I just. Moved in.
- 40:30I want to see if you guys are cool.
- 40:31You get your shit pushed then or you don't.
- 40:34You might push someone's shit. And you know, how'd How'd he do?
- 40:37Well, he did good. OK?
- 40:38Yeah, good. He was an older gentleman.
- 40:40So he's not a fake. He's not a fake.
- 40:42He's not a fake. Not a fake baller or anything.
- 40:43There was a, there was definitely a guy that came in
- 40:45the other day with a white belt. And he and I was like, how long
- 40:48have you been training here? He's like my first day.
- 40:50I said, all right, So I was like, OK, well, I'll, I'll sit
- 40:53on my butt and I'll wait for you to do something.
- 40:55And then he moved way more like, you know, when someone, like,
- 41:00drives a car and you're like, they shift the wheel and you're
- 41:03like, how do you know to use the inertia?
- 41:05You've never driven a car before.
- 41:06It was like one of those, oh, you caught him like, he like he
- 41:09was pretending to be in C Group. Yes, he was a he was not C
- 41:12group. He was more of AB group kind of
- 41:14guy. I love doing that.
- 41:15Yeah, it's exactly that's. I couldn't think of the the
- 41:17terminology I'm looking at, frankly.
- 41:18Like, give it to me. Wait, so you saw how he moved
- 41:21and you were like, yeah, you you're not a yeah, you're not a
- 41:23first a guy. Damn, that happens.
- 41:26Yeah, that shit happens all the time.
- 41:28Is that a? Yeah.
- 41:29I'm a I'm a white belt and then like.
- 41:30It just because it's. Belts don't mean anything.
- 41:33It just means. What's the?
- 41:34What's the hierarchy? There's no I don't think.
- 41:37Like is it a white? Then what?
- 41:38Then it's white, then blue, purple, brown, and in black.
- 41:43What about the rest of the colors?
- 41:45He's signed into his store account, that's what.
- 41:46Happened. And then if you're a kid,
- 41:48there's different levels for kids, like if you're before 16,
- 41:51you get a different color keeps. Looping around.
- 41:54That's like the. Best photo this is.
- 41:56A funny story, The photo that I just saw, there I was called I
- 41:59was Screensaver. It was the first trip that I
- 42:01ever went on with them. So where was that a Shenandoah?
- 42:04That was when you drove the fucking pickup truck with the
- 42:06parking brake on for from the hotel?
- 42:12The towing power of 1/3 Gen. Cummins with the headbreak.
- 42:16Up the hill. With the load.
- 42:18That was a hell of a mountain, too.
- 42:20It was smoky. Wait, this is when we pulled in
- 42:26behind you. I still remember this clear as
- 42:27day. We pulled into Shenandoah
- 42:31Speedway or whatever and we were right in the car behind you and
- 42:37smoke was pouring out of the back wheels.
- 42:39We thought the truck was on fire and then he was like, oh fuck, I
- 42:43drove all the way here with the parking brake on and it was like
- 42:45a 15 mile trip from the hotel to the track.
- 42:50Oh no, but the picture I just saw was you had parked your car
- 42:53in the concrete pad next to the the stands and then a bunch of
- 42:57little kids talked you into doing a burnout and like the
- 42:59people freaked the fuck out. Scott's easily.
- 43:02I was the only person to have ever done a burnout there.
- 43:05Probably because it's not. There's no, there's not many
- 43:07rules there. It looks like it's designed for
- 43:10burnouts. It looks like a burnout pit,
- 43:11like next to the fucking bleachers.
- 43:14And the the owner of the track came up and was all mad and he
- 43:18was like that guy was an asshole.
- 43:19What are like children going to think when they see the tire
- 43:22marks doing a burnout next to the fucking racetrack?
- 43:26You should have said they told me.
- 43:28To do it. The children are like, the kids
- 43:31aren't going to care. Yeah, there wasn't.
- 43:33There's like, there's literally not that many rules at that
- 43:36racetrack. I guess that was the one.
- 43:39I guess that was the one. I.
- 43:40Got a drug? Or owns it.
- 43:42He was an asshole, though. Owns it.
- 43:44There's a lot of, there's some allegations because there was
- 43:46two different people, I think. Yeah, no, I remember seeing this
- 43:48stuff on Facebook. He was like, sexually harassing.
- 43:50Yeah, sexually harassing like employees and stuff like that.
- 43:54But no, I I don't know if there's a guy like Jones was
- 43:57running it or owned it. What do you?
- 43:58Why you? Name dropping.
- 43:59Scott, hold up. Don't be Don't be putting
- 44:03people's business on the Internet.
- 44:05I don't that. Scott did that on his.
- 44:08Own. Anymore.
- 44:09Damn, Scott. Don't get me into something
- 44:11though I. Don't know we.
- 44:12Don't know anything, I don't. Know what you're talking about.
- 44:14We don't know nothing. That's what happens when you got
- 44:15like 7 people in the room. So yeah, he starts yelling shit
- 44:188. People.
- 44:20That's a party. That's the most one I've had in
- 44:21the opposite of well and like, it's nice to see everyone like,
- 44:24first of all, like, Frankie doesn't tell me anything.
- 44:29Well, Scott messaged the group chat, the OG group chat and was
- 44:33like, yo, AJ, what are you doing?
- 44:36I was like, God, what the fuck are you doing?
- 44:38I'm here tomorrow. Every once in a while I look in
- 44:41there and it's just like Jesse sending some shit and then you
- 44:44shitting on him for it and then like, that's it.
- 44:47That's, yeah, that's what the group said.
- 44:48And then every once in a while you'll call me like a pussy in
- 44:51it and then I'll answer. I'll just tag someone and be
- 44:53like, yo, when you get in a fucking car, either you or or.
- 44:56That's it, right? Or.
- 44:57Well, Jesse. But I just see Jay struggle, Jay
- 45:01struggle. Brendan doesn't need to get a
- 45:03car though. No, he needs to get a car.
- 45:05I do. It does.
- 45:06But I do want it 'cause I can leave it at my parents house.
- 45:07You want it to drift? Yes.
- 45:09But yeah, everyday life, yeah, Yeah.
- 45:11Brendan does not need a car. No, I mean he needs a bike.
- 45:15Yes, yeah. That's.
- 45:17Yeah, but then I'm going to get. That's fine.
- 45:19That's fine. Car with paper plates?
- 45:21You get a older one. Yeah.
- 45:22You get a older one, the car with paper, not the not the Q 37
- 45:26or whatever the fuck. Those are the 1932 Toyota
- 45:30Toyota, the 1982 Toyota Camry with dealership plates on it and
- 45:35the back glass is missing. You definitely just picked that
- 45:38up from a dealership. Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
- 45:42Yeah, if you're driving on the belt, you know, if someone don't
- 45:45have insurance already, they're ready to die that day.
- 45:49Yeah, a lot of a lot of BMWs Now you see them.
- 45:52No plates or covered plates. How is New York City?
- 45:55These days, boy. It's rough out there.
- 45:57It's a lot less. How's the migraine issue going?
- 46:00I mean, they're chilling. I I train with all the guys that
- 46:03I don't know if I should be saying this, but yeah, they're
- 46:06not migrants. They're not migrants.
- 46:09They watch the migrants, the government.
- 46:11The the government's been watching the migrants at the
- 46:13hotels. Oh, I thought you were going to
- 46:14tell me you were working out with, like, fucking people from
- 46:17South America, from Guatemala, Yeah.
- 46:19No, no. Oh, OK.
- 46:20I mean, they can come. Damn it.
- 46:22I wish Darrell was here. He had.
- 46:23He can tell you about that. Why 'cause I got on the train
- 46:27the other day and it's crazy when you see them, like, in
- 46:29person. I heard it's been, it's like,
- 46:31insane. Now I yeah, I thought, 'cause, I
- 46:34mean, I don't really pay attention when I'm moving
- 46:36around. They're migrants.
- 46:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, apparently it's it's like now you get on a
- 46:41train, it's a bunch of guys with the vacuum sealed packs with
- 46:44like MapQuest printed out directions, and they're just
- 46:47like trying to figure out where the fuck they're going.
- 46:49But that's not, at least for me, the problems fucking the
- 46:53methadone clinics. Oh really?
- 46:56My office is The Walking Dead outside, like all day.
- 47:01What the fuck? There was a guy in the middle of
- 47:04the street on I'm not going to say where I work, but thank you.
- 47:08I was about to say, like, don't want a wheelchair in the middle
- 47:10of the street. Missing a foot in the bottom of
- 47:13his leg was blown up like a balloon.
- 47:15It was the most disgusting shit I've ever seen.
- 47:17Oh, like he should definitely be in ICU.
- 47:19Yeah. No, he's 100% dead now.
- 47:21The fucking diabetic that's not taking care of his shit.
- 47:27Yeah, or that gangrene Jesus was disgusting.
- 47:28I have like, I actually vending machines and shit.
- 47:32Come again? I don't know if that exists.
- 47:35I was in a bar in Midtown the other day, so.
- 47:40They're shaking the. Machine as you imagine.
- 47:43Those guys can't shake a machine.
- 47:44They can't even hold themselves up.
- 47:45I guarantee you. They might not be able to hold
- 47:49themselves up, but they could definitely.
- 47:51Mike, bet you they could lift that vending machine in suplex
- 47:55to get that fentanyl out. Wait, Scott, what were you
- 47:57talking about? These vending machines?
- 47:59You heard about this. No, they're they're not vending
- 48:03machines. But it's like, there's
- 48:05storefronts that just, like, hand out, like methadone and
- 48:09fentanyl. Shit, Not fentanyl.
- 48:11If you go walk around midtown Manhattan, go look on the
- 48:13sidewalks, there's these little syringes with orange caps on
- 48:15them. Yeah, yeah, I see.
- 48:16That and that's. The city's hand, I'm pretty sure
- 48:20they all got, but it's not actually, they can't hand out
- 48:22fentanyl. They it's just methadone.
- 48:24It's methadone. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 48:26Fentanyl vending machines, that's what.
- 48:29What stage of capitalism, That's what Scott called it.
- 48:31There's some guy on TikTok. Instead of starting like an ATM
- 48:35business, he's just saying he's setting up fentanyl vending
- 48:38machines everywhere. Guy would win What are?
- 48:40We doing what happened? So what are we doing?
- 48:44You honestly just got some Chinese government setting up.
- 48:48There you go. There you go, Alex.
- 48:49That's the real conspiracy. There we go.
- 48:52Is that really why have I been, have I been not real Alex?
- 48:54Yeah. You haven't been real Alex.
- 48:55I'm. I'm well, I know this is
- 48:56behaved, Alex. It's kind of nice, you know.
- 48:58It's kind of nice. I'm like, you know, a few beers
- 49:00and I'm, I'm kind of scared why you even showed up wearing that
- 49:03shit, 'cause if you come over here for the New Year's me or
- 49:05something, he's going to be pissed.
- 49:07He's definitely going to try to fight.
- 49:08Don't Malcolm later. Me and Malcolm.
- 49:11He's going to roll. Malcolm later because maybe
- 49:13Malcolm going to kiss. That's incredible.
- 49:16What the fuck is going on right now 8 for $1000 donation.
- 49:20They don't kiss. That's crazy.
- 49:23I didn't know we were on like an of thing.
- 49:25No, we're not. Don't think don't think that
- 49:28that's where this is headed. No, not if I got something to do
- 49:32about it. No way.
- 49:33No way. No way.
- 49:36That was so. That was crazy.
- 49:39What now? What are you looking at Frankie.
- 49:41I'm not looking at anything up. Just ignore me.
- 49:43Is looking at pictures of YouTube.
- 49:45No. What I was going to say, what I
- 49:46was going to say every time at the live stream.
- 49:49That's rough, man. Every time somebody.
- 49:50Every time. I don't want to know.
- 49:51I don't want to know what people say right now.
- 49:53Every time somebody tells me, like, yo, let me just show you
- 49:56something from my class there. It happened only one other time
- 49:59before I said no. For about as long as I can, I
- 50:03was like, dude, no, you're it's like religion.
- 50:05Yeah. And then guess what?
- 50:06Guess what? I was like, fine, bro.
- 50:08Just show me what you learned. As soon as I said yes, he was
- 50:12like, perfect. Get like this flip me over pull
- 50:16and is now my shoulder is like being pulled out of like my arm
- 50:19is getting pulled out of and I'm like dude what the fuck.
- 50:22Yeah I thought it was all fun and games too And then he did
- 50:24something to me and I was like oh I think he's going to break
- 50:26my hand Yeah he's going to pull my arm out of it suck.
- 50:28And I was like never mind yeah it's it's I mean he'd probably
- 50:32just he would Alma Potter or something weird.
- 50:34I don't know. I thought this is what it was
- 50:36like. I was just like, what the fuck?
- 50:37And this is my old this is my first college roommate ever, is
- 50:40the I walked into. He'd beat you up.
- 50:42No, this dude would be dominated every fucking day.
- 50:45Roy. So.
- 50:46Yeah. So you just have to, like, trust
- 50:47that the other guy's not going to break your arm.
- 50:49You're supposed to tap, Oh, you tell him.
- 50:51Hey, that's. A thing.
- 50:52You. Go.
- 50:53Hey, that's. Frankie doesn't know.
- 50:55I didn't know that. So when you were breaking my
- 50:56hand, I didn't know what to do and I'd break your hand.
- 50:59You were going like this. And I was like, fuck, that's my
- 51:01wrist and I couldn't do anything about it.
- 51:05No, don't. Please don't do that to me.
- 51:08Is that why you're wearing that? No.
- 51:09Because don't is our New Year's thing.
- 51:11Yeah, I don't even know if you can show that on YouTube.
- 51:13No, you can. You can you get your chest
- 51:15there? You might not be able to soon.
- 51:17The way it's going, the way they're going, actually don't
- 51:20want to cover up Sleepy. S 13.
- 51:22Thank you for the $2.00 donation.
- 51:24Peck on the cheek. That's for.
- 51:25Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No.
- 51:28Boys, boys, boys. He's at a.
- 51:30Thousand we gonna start doing the PC.
- 51:32Right. Alright.
- 51:32Ain't nobody getting again. Again, to be clear, that's not
- 51:36where this is going. No, it is.
- 51:37I will not talking let. That happen it is.
- 51:40Scott said $1000. It's gonna happen.
- 51:42Scott's got to get at least 5% of that.
- 51:45Scott is horny, dude. I'm.
- 51:48Scared. He's real close.
- 51:50He's right here. Yeah, well.
- 51:51Terrifying. Terrifying.
- 51:52Terrifying. It is back to Skinwalker Ranch
- 51:54now. Why are you bringing that up?
- 51:57Did you just? Finish the the series or
- 51:59something. No, I just.
- 52:00That series is the word, Brendan, Have you seen The Skin?
- 52:03That is the worst series on Netflix.
- 52:05Netflix. Never seen it.
- 52:06Don't. It's the worst fucking.
- 52:08They're literally like, we're going to dye this water on the
- 52:10top of the ranch and we're going to see if it comes out of the
- 52:12other side of the ranch. And I'm like, how many episodes
- 52:14is this going to fucking take? Yeah, And I'm like, what the
- 52:17fuck? And then the end of the episode
- 52:18comes, Oh my God, wait, what was that?
- 52:20And then like commercial or or a fucking credits.
- 52:23It's always just going to say like commercial.
- 52:26Well, I mean commercial. Hulu with the ad.
- 52:30Nah, I'm going to give you the login.
- 52:32Stop with that. No, no, no, no, no, no, Frankie.
- 52:35I just at my girlfriend's house yesterday trying to watch a
- 52:37movie on Hulu, which she pays for.
- 52:40And every fucking 10 minutes there was an ad.
- 52:43Yeah, you gotta just turn the shit off.
- 52:45There's a. There's a broke.
- 52:46So she got. The there you.
- 52:47Think she's got a lot more money?
- 52:49She got the. Basic Hulu.
- 52:50There's a tear above that now that grows it again, but.
- 52:53They're just trying to milk you. Guess what?
- 52:56They're going to keep milking. Do you know how much fucking
- 52:58YouTube TV costs? I will not give in a YouTube
- 53:02fuck, people. Are we on YouTube?
- 53:03We're literally on YouTube, you asshole.
- 53:05Yeah, Good for you. All right.
- 53:07YouTube. Yeah.
- 53:08You're welcome. YouTube and premium.
- 53:10And, yeah, YouTube TV. Both of them.
- 53:12I pay like almost $100 a month. Just crazy.
- 53:15All right, well, here's what I got.
- 53:17Here's what I got for YouTube TV.
- 53:19Yeah. Because it's a cable.
- 53:21That's crazy, Alex. Is.
- 53:24I've never. Thought about that.
- 53:25Our cable thinks we're in Philadelphia.
- 53:27Dude, this is what we use. My this is what roommates
- 53:30parents you do. I watch YouTube on my computer,
- 53:34Google Chrome, and I have an ad blocker.
- 53:37I've done this for over 10 years.
- 53:39You probably shouldn't say that that.
- 53:41Shouldn't have done now dude. Don't give a fuck.
- 53:43You all can do it too. Go download that shit.
- 53:45Send me a send the link. Go.
- 53:47For it they they they they changed that.
- 53:49I thought they tried, they just tried.
- 53:52And then then the ad blocker updated.
- 53:53Updated, yeah, yeah, I was like, oh shit, maybe they actually got
- 53:56yo, because that's so funny because I didn't uninstall it or
- 53:59anything. And then and then it started
- 54:00working and then I was like I'm not getting any ads on this
- 54:03computer. Yeah, so.
- 54:05The thing is, I watch YouTube videos on my TV all the time.
- 54:08So I can't put an ad blocker. Yeah, exactly, that's so that's
- 54:11why I pay for it. And also you can lock your phone
- 54:13on the YouTube app if you pay for it.
- 54:15I think you could do that now either way.
- 54:16But YouTube TV is a legitimate cable provider.
- 54:19That is what that is. Because I think Frankie is not
- 54:22getting that. No, no, I don't have cable.
- 54:25You can watch CNN on it, stuff like that.
- 54:28You mean Fox? No, that's what you mean.
- 54:29Fox News. You watch.
- 54:31Malcolm was waiting. You mean Fox News, brother,
- 54:37That's not my president. You know, you watch CNN.
- 54:39Yeah, you watch. I'm not watching any news.
- 54:42Yeah, me either. I don't do that real news.
- 54:44No bullshit. That Instagram page that you
- 54:45made me follow. That page is good.
- 54:47What else? Ethan, You got another one?
- 54:49Ethan's got all. Ethan's got the dark web.
- 54:51Not yet. That's why I'm looking at his
- 54:53face right now and I'm like, Ethan probably has some shit
- 54:55that he probably can't say. Ethan follows the ones that they
- 55:00get blocked every other fucking month.
- 55:01Yeah, they're like, oh, the feds are coming and they can still be
- 55:04going on lively. Yo, get that shit.
- 55:08Fucking. He's got a bunky sticker with
- 55:12fucking ISIS or some shit on it. What is that?
- 55:18Don't show that shit. You better see an explosion, OK?
- 55:26We're just getting. Wild for this new year?
- 55:28So now this one's demonetized. Yep.
- 55:30Yeah, you're done. It was demonetized the moment
- 55:33Alex went like this. And he's showing his nipples
- 55:36out. Yes, you were.
- 55:38I'm. I'm looking right at him.
- 55:39Just 'cause he's a cisgendered male.
- 55:40He can't show his. I can't show nipple.
- 55:42I don't think nipple. I don't think you can show
- 55:44nipple. Yeah.
- 55:44Breathe the nipple. Yeah.
- 55:45Show the nip. Show the.
- 55:46Nipple. Of course, Chris.
- 55:50For you, Chris. Anything he wants to suck it
- 55:52later. Yeah.
- 55:55No more. Hey, that.
- 55:57That's going to cost a lot more. Oh, you're right, 5000.
- 56:02Five, yeah. Thank God nobody paid for that
- 56:04show. For him to suck?
- 56:07For you to suck his nipple on the air.
- 56:09I'll do it for free, hey. Yo.
- 56:12Hey yo, take it easy. Lurking, lurking.
- 56:15Telling him that so. How was Christmas everyone?
- 56:17Alex, how was Christmas? It was it was, you know without
- 56:21a mom. It was good.
- 56:23Same. How was did you go to your your
- 56:26new house or where'd you go? We stopped.
- 56:28We stopped by pics of mail. That was it.
- 56:30OK, all right. That was it.
- 56:32I've been living in there for two months now.
- 56:33Yeah, it's Paul's. Paul's been squatting.
- 56:35Now you're you're dude. That shit is so good.
- 56:39Brandon. How was your it?
- 56:41Was good. It was you.
- 56:42Hanukkah. Whatever.
- 56:43You. I don't know, brother.
- 56:45All right, Frank. Christmas.
- 56:47I don't know. I don't remember.
- 56:49No, it was good. It was good.
- 56:50I got pants and socks. Are you lucky one of the grown
- 56:53man I got hex clad pans. You know how good of a gift that
- 56:56was? What is that hex clad?
- 56:57Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what the fuck.
- 56:59Gordon Ramsay, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 57:01Yeah, you mentioned that. Need that.
- 57:03Yeah, that's those are good, which is great.
- 57:05Those are good. Oh yeah.
- 57:07The thing with pans is like, oh pans.
- 57:09Pans like what are hex clad pans?
- 57:11Cooking pans. I feel like, aren't you, aren't
- 57:13you scared to commit to one? I'm not because I didn't buy it.
- 57:17Yeah, yeah, that's different. I'm scared to commit someone.
- 57:21I'm like what if I get this and I don't like that?
- 57:22Full set. Yeah, yeah.
- 57:24For what's not to like on it. You you cook it and you fucking
- 57:27clean it and you put it back in the show.
- 57:29Dude, there's like chemicals, yes?
- 57:31There's chemicals and shit. Gordon.
- 57:33Ramsay says there's no. Chemicals in this I I don't
- 57:36know. You want to pan.
- 57:37You want to. When you're a grown up, you're
- 57:40like I need a pan that lasts me. You know my life's bad now I.
- 57:43Don't think I could. Trust that from guy wearing a
- 57:45Gee in front of me right now. You know, man.
- 57:47You don't know. The best investment I've ever
- 57:49made was a Dyson vacuum. That's what you need to do.
- 57:52We have a Dyson. OK, here's the thing.
- 57:53Don't take the Gee off. Don't, don't, don't take the Gee
- 57:56off. Not sponsored by this.
- 57:58Thing. Yeah, No.
- 58:00No free shout outs, yo-yo, here's the thing, Brendan.
- 58:02I bought a Dyson vacuum 'cause you told me to and they suck.
- 58:06Not the good kind either. Malcolm hates Dyson and he's a
- 58:10big vacuum guy. Malcolm probably has an O wreck
- 58:13bag. You have to keep in mind I live
- 58:14in a New York City apartment. My shit is like the size of this
- 58:17office. It's perfect for.
- 58:19That I thought. Mine was OK too.
- 58:20I mean, I did, I did one cleaning and I was like, this is
- 58:23OK, but it's just small. I'm not used to.
- 58:25Yeah, but it's nice, 'cause you don't kind of fucking drag a
- 58:27cord around with it. What dice.
- 58:29Yeah, you have that's why. Like the the the the one that
- 58:31goes on the wall. Yeah, yeah.
- 58:32Oh yeah, that's. Did you get the, the V8?
- 58:35No, the V. He got the Sr. the V10 or 12 or
- 58:38something. I got the V8I achieved that a
- 58:39little. That's fine.
- 58:41It's going to do the same shit. It's not like Frankie has any
- 58:43pets or. Anything don't.
- 58:44You have cats in like what? Pets.
- 58:46I have a girlfriend that sheds like a motherfucker.
- 58:48That's different. I don't know anything about
- 58:50that. The.
- 58:51Cats and the dogs. I can maybe help you out, no?
- 58:54No, no. No.
- 58:55No pets so. Girls like what?
- 58:57What? He's like, I don't know anything
- 59:00about girls. But.
- 59:02Animals Sonia. Brendan, I'm surprised you don't
- 59:04have a cat. I'm sorry.
- 59:05I thought you did have cats. Yeah, I drink far too much to be
- 59:09out of the, like the apartment with living things in it.
- 59:11Yeah, no. What the fucks a dog gonna do
- 59:15all day. So what you don't trust yourself
- 59:18with? Everyone in Brooklyn has a dog.
- 59:20I don't get it. Like he.
- 59:21Just had to. Give him, give him, give months
- 59:23of time. But in Manhattan too.
- 59:24I I work in the Upper East Side like people have fucking dogs.
- 59:28That's not. That's called big dogs.
- 59:29Like, not like a little. Those people are rich.
- 59:32I feel like it's not fair to the dog to put it in and that's
- 59:36that's good. Unless you have one of those
- 59:38stupid little designer rat thing I wanted to kick into traffic
- 59:42the other day. But like, you can't.
- 59:46Hit the little one. You can't get like you see, you
- 59:48see people walking around with Huskies in the city.
- 59:50That's funny. So you're.
- 59:51Torturing that poor thing, yeah. But it, yeah.
- 59:54Now I'm on how you doing? With this, you're going to go
- 59:56park it outside of a coffee shop with you on a Sunday morning for
- 59:59four hours and then stick the thing back inside all day.
- 1:00:01That's fucked up. I wouldn't want to.
- 1:00:03Yeah, no, that. That.
- 1:00:04That no one ever thinks about. Keep going, yeah.
- 1:00:07No one ever thinks about the repercussion.
- 1:00:08Like what? Like kind of life that dog is
- 1:00:10going to live. You know what I mean?
- 1:00:11I don't know if that's where you were going, but yeah, it's very
- 1:00:13similar. Like when it's hot, the fucking
- 1:00:15floor's hot, Like when it's cold, the floor's cold, man.
- 1:00:19Like a man having your own bare feet on sidewalk.
- 1:00:23Yeah, that's a very big thing. Yeah, that's that's that's
- 1:00:26terrible. Imagine, like your fingers being
- 1:00:29burned. I'll take it to a step further.
- 1:00:31I think any animal ownership is abuse.
- 1:00:33How about that? But don't.
- 1:00:35How about that cold fish? You definitely answered by PETA.
- 1:00:39How about that, Malcolm, You fucking got 6 animals in that
- 1:00:41house. Those animals are living they
- 1:00:44fucking best lives, dude. What Princess is the number one
- 1:00:47animal caretaker? Yeah, she is.
- 1:00:48She really is. And Malcolm.
- 1:00:51Malcolm too. Malcolm he less.
- 1:00:55Yeah. Kobe.
- 1:00:56Be having a shit real bad when Malcolm's in charge.
- 1:01:00Why? Why are you saying that?
- 1:01:01I don't know. He just he doesn't take him out.
- 1:01:04Yes I do. Yes, Yes, I do.
- 1:01:08There there was a time when I went to Malcolm's apartment.
- 1:01:10Oh no. He picked up Dale and choked him
- 1:01:13across the room and landed. Allegedly.
- 1:01:15Allegedly. Allegedly.
- 1:01:15You're supposed. To do.
- 1:01:17That. Yeah, yeah, it was their cat.
- 1:01:18Was that a thing? 9 lives laying.
- 1:01:20On their feet. Always.
- 1:01:21Always. Nah.
- 1:01:23The the murderer. When when it was when when Dale
- 1:01:26was that age of when Malcolm and Princess still had that
- 1:01:29apartment. Bro.
- 1:01:30The biggest thing that pissed me off about Dale was that I was
- 1:01:33sleeping on the couch. It was morning.
- 1:01:35So like I'm I just woke up and I have a blanket and like I don't
- 1:01:39have my pants on. Like I'm sleeping in my
- 1:01:40underwear and Dale just fucking and like, I don't know if I'm
- 1:01:44the same males might might have, like like I sleep with my hands,
- 1:01:48like near my genitals. OK, smart.
- 1:01:50And then I wake up and Dale is literally about to fucking slap
- 1:01:56your shit. You slap my shit.
- 1:01:58And like, he has claws and that's my scariest thing with
- 1:02:00cats is that they have the claw. Shit.
- 1:02:03When I was a kid, my grandma had a cat and that shit would fuck
- 1:02:06me up. I couldn't do it.
- 1:02:07Yeah, but like Dale, Dale was about to get a scratch at that
- 1:02:11post, bruh. I swear to God I know about
- 1:02:14POST. Maybe I was gonna say you're
- 1:02:17maybe a little. How much like a?
- 1:02:20Fire hydrant. I'll take a fire hydrant, OK.
- 1:02:22OK, you take a. Fire.
- 1:02:23It's red. Stump is crazy.
- 1:02:25Brendan, chill out. Stump in the woods.
- 1:02:29Yeah, I don't know. Do you?
- 1:02:30Think he was really go over your Dick though?
- 1:02:32No, he was right next to it. I just woke up.
- 1:02:36He was right there, like he was about to fucking do that shit.
- 1:02:40That cat dude, Alex is a cat. I've had.
- 1:02:42I've had a cat for 15 years, same 2 cats.
- 1:02:45No, it's 'cause my hand was there and like he can see,
- 1:02:47there's movement under there, I guess, and moving.
- 1:02:50Under, under, you know you'd. Be sleeping.
- 1:02:52You never hit quick little readjust your little morning
- 1:02:57wood action. Maybe.
- 1:02:59When you're around, you were jerking off on your friend's
- 1:03:01couch. That's crazy, Malcolm.
- 1:03:02I'm sorry. That's what I got out of that.
- 1:03:05That's wild. And the cat helped.
- 1:03:08The cat was going to stop it. Hey, that's what he was there
- 1:03:11for. Yep.
- 1:03:12He was like 8. He's about to deflate it.
- 1:03:16He was about to. Deflate that.
- 1:03:17All right, Ethan, I want to hear about Christmas, man.
- 1:03:19Come on. I know this one was a rough one.
- 1:03:21Let's hear it. That's.
- 1:03:23What he would. What?
- 1:03:24He's going to say something worse.
- 1:03:25I mean it. Was pretty rough.
- 1:03:26It was pretty abysmal. I spent seven hours cooking a
- 1:03:29three bone roast at 170°. OK, that sounds delicious.
- 1:03:35Fucking prime rib sucks, bro. Fuck that shit.
- 1:03:38And if you like prime rib, you could kick rocks.
- 1:03:40Wait, so why were you cooking that?
- 1:03:42Because I was the only one that wasn't totally sick or inept in
- 1:03:45the. Kitchen.
- 1:03:46So. Yeah, you guys were sick.
- 1:03:48Yeah, everyone was. Fucked up.
- 1:03:50Yeah. It's just big old sausage fest
- 1:03:52at my house. Big, depressing sausage fest.
- 1:03:55Well, thank you, Ethan. Hey, some Christmases are better
- 1:03:58than others. Hey, Carl, you could bring your
- 1:03:59stump by. Scott, how about your Christmas?
- 1:04:04You you came here, obviously, right?
- 1:04:05I came here. Yeah, it's pretty good.
- 1:04:07Yeah. And you drove here, drove here,
- 1:04:10and you almost drove on a tire with chord showing, almost
- 1:04:13driven. Harbor chord showing.
- 1:04:14Yeah. The old drifter in me would have
- 1:04:16done it. Yeah.
- 1:04:17But, you know, didn't have a spare.
- 1:04:20That's so it was like, oh, maybe we should wait till the morning,
- 1:04:24get a used life in the car, I'm assuming.
- 1:04:26Yeah, yeah, She was driving. I wasn't going to drive.
- 1:04:29I wasn't going to drive that thing.
- 1:04:31Wait fucks going to drink all the beer?
- 1:04:33Exactly. Somebody'd gotta no wait.
- 1:04:35Don't spare Tiger. Yeah.
- 1:04:37Don't. Don't drink and drive.
- 1:04:38Yep, Yes. Do not do that right away.
- 1:04:40Don't drive. Thank you, Scott.
- 1:04:43PSI. Trying to up our ratings here?
- 1:04:46Yeah, pull us back. It's going to get way worse.
- 1:04:48Trust me, But if you are going to drink and drive it.
- 1:04:52Should be. With no headlights in an S13
- 1:04:55around Chicago, if you are, you got to drive as fast as you can
- 1:05:00because then you're less likely to get pulled over.
- 1:05:02OK. Yeah.
- 1:05:03OK. You spend less.
- 1:05:04Time on the road? Wait, wait.
- 1:05:07Allegedly, someone drove through Chicago and no headlights on.
- 1:05:10Hey, speaking. Do you remember this?
- 1:05:12Speaking of driving around Chicago in a S13 with no
- 1:05:16headlights, unregistered, whatever, I got tickets for
- 1:05:20that. Yeah, I mean well not me, but
- 1:05:24yeah yeah, you know someone got tickets for it, got tickets like
- 1:05:27sent to my parents house like last year for our trip to final
- 1:05:32bout. So they want years ago.
- 1:05:34Yeah, our final bout like however many years ago, that was
- 1:05:37five years ago. Can they do that ago?
- 1:05:39Can they do that 17/18/18 because I ran, that was ran the
- 1:05:44tolls and they had the unregistered old plate off my
- 1:05:482:40 and they sent tickets to my parents house.
- 1:05:52I believe it was for us running those tools two or three.
- 1:05:57Yeah, I think it was definitely not two, no.
- 1:05:58Yeah, Two was the year 15 or I think it was 3 or.
- 1:06:03Yeah, it had to be like 15. Not about three was probably 17
- 1:06:10maybe. When did we go to Super D?
- 1:06:11Probably 18 or 1918, I guess. You think they're going to do
- 1:06:15another Super D ever? I fucking hope so.
- 1:06:17I think they still. That was the most fun trip that
- 1:06:19I've ever been on. I hear about this fucking Super
- 1:06:21D trip all the time, dude. I want that the minivans and
- 1:06:25Nissan Sentra down the dirt bike track on a new range.
- 1:06:29Yeah, see, that sounds fun. Was it Stoneback driving it?
- 1:06:32Stone. No, Stoneback.
- 1:06:34You guys were driving past our house and he put the minivan in
- 1:06:36the reverse. It like.
- 1:06:39I think you were there. For that.
- 1:06:40But it didn't. It just like locked.
- 1:06:41It didn't lock up or anything. It like locked him out.
- 1:06:43But then you threw it in reverse with like 8 of you in it, the
- 1:06:46door open. And then he was just like
- 1:06:49neutral dropping it at like 30 miles an hour.
- 1:06:51They bought the insurance of course.
- 1:06:53So. Oh thank God.
- 1:06:54Thank God. Yeah.
- 1:06:56Never. Never.
- 1:06:56Man. Getting that rental.
- 1:06:58Oh yeah. I don't know if they.
- 1:06:59Well, I remember hearing a magic in that rental after that.
- 1:07:01That's crazy. Imagine getting the rental that
- 1:07:03show this on the Malcolm Cam. What is it?
- 1:07:06Oh, no doing. Rolling burnouts in.
- 1:07:08The mini Oh yeah, pull. That out minivan is doing
- 1:07:10rolling burnout. What kind of what minivan was
- 1:07:11that? All right, put it on the
- 1:07:12probably a Chrysler Pacific third person, then brand new
- 1:07:15Sienna. They fucking oh a Sienna.
- 1:07:18That shit's. Ribbon The, the, the, the good
- 1:07:20old one. J The new one.
- 1:07:22JZ. Broness.
- 1:07:26Hey, Toyota made good stuff. Was that when they pulled up to
- 1:07:29the call? Yamaha Airbnb.
- 1:07:31Yeah, that was the best Airbnb. You know, I we all Dr. Nissans,
- 1:07:37but we all put Toyota motors in them.
- 1:07:39Dude, why is that? You could.
- 1:07:42All right If you got a Sienna. I want to.
- 1:07:44I need. I need to.
- 1:07:45We need to talk. Why?
- 1:07:46Why would you want a Sienna? What the whole?
- 1:07:48Sienna's are. Are you acidic?
- 1:07:50That's crazy. Oh yeah, What do we just?
- 1:07:54Whatever. I know that video's sick.
- 1:07:59Yeah, man. Unpopular opinion.
- 1:08:03Nissan motors suck. Thanks, Scott.
- 1:08:06Thanks. I agree, Scott.
- 1:08:08I agree. I own one and I I forget.
- 1:08:10I do because it sucks so bad. That's why we sent you down in
- 1:08:13North Carolina. Yeah, and RV 20 was good,
- 1:08:15though. That is the best.
- 1:08:16Motor. Ever.
- 1:08:17Made get out of. Here you going about it just
- 1:08:20say. That are you on?
- 1:08:21Drugs A. 100% I will never have it.
- 1:08:24I will defend it to the day I die.
- 1:08:27RV 20, best motor Nissan ever made.
- 1:08:29No. Why?
- 1:08:31That's a lot. I want to hear these statements,
- 1:08:33OK. I want you to argue us out with
- 1:08:35Ethan right now. It sounds the best.
- 1:08:37Yeah. What do you think?
- 1:08:38OK. Yeah, OK.
- 1:08:39Nothing sounds better than an RV 20 even.
- 1:08:42A JC. I have.
- 1:08:44JC's Nope. 20 sounds better than 20.
- 1:08:46I want to fucking hear it. Scott 20 is the best sounding
- 1:08:51motor ever. It's pretty good.
- 1:08:53It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
- 1:08:54Yeah. I don't know about best sounding
- 1:08:56engine ever. Best ever.
- 1:08:58OK. Ever.
- 1:09:00Ever. And.
- 1:09:01It. I mean it overheats it.
- 1:09:04What there are 1,000,000 problems with it fits oil
- 1:09:08person. I know that never had a problem
- 1:09:10with your RB20 and you still took it out.
- 1:09:12I took it out. Yeah, million problems, but it
- 1:09:15never didn't run. But what did you put back?
- 1:09:17What did you put in it? Did you have there?
- 1:09:19I put it in A1. J.
- 1:09:21One J God's gift to earth is the one Jay-Z.
- 1:09:25Did you know why? Do you know why the 1JZ sounds
- 1:09:28so good? It's because the primary balance
- 1:09:30of the whole engine is perfect. Borderline.
- 1:09:34Michael Jima said that I swear to God, A1JZ Moto sounds so good
- 1:09:39because it works. How much rooms are in here?
- 1:09:41What do we We don't. Have no mushrooms.
- 1:09:43In that I do like the RB20I own. We do.
- 1:09:44We have a Straight Edge Podcast conversation before Scott.
- 1:09:47I don't know, two conversations. Two conversations.
- 1:09:50Sorry, sorry, sorry. Me and Scott Sr. sucks.
- 1:09:53It might let us say that on the Faction podcast.
- 1:09:55I don't know. No, I'm not trying anything.
- 1:09:58We're going to get kicked off YouTube because I said SRS suck.
- 1:10:02No, you're just going to get kicked off of the, I don't know,
- 1:10:05whatever this friendships or whatever, people are just going
- 1:10:07to start leaving because they like SR20.
- 1:10:10Yeah. What's the group chat like right
- 1:10:11now in the the old. That's good.
- 1:10:13Yeah. If you're in the chat, tap in.
- 1:10:15Thank you so much for tapping in, but keep tapping in.
- 1:10:17Thank you. Who thinks the Sr. is better
- 1:10:20than the RB in the group chat? That's crazy.
- 1:10:22I don't think that. Yeah.
- 1:10:24Tap in Sr. or one J Yeah. SR1J all day, baby.
- 1:10:29What the sound of A1J is literally just makes me cream my
- 1:10:32pants and I'm going to have that easy there.
- 1:10:36Carl on the on the friends couch.
- 1:10:40Carlos jerking off on his friends couch and he's nutting
- 1:10:44every single time he goes to a drift event that is.
- 1:10:46That happens now. Brendan, I hate to break it to
- 1:10:48you. All right, let's get.
- 1:10:51Us. What about?
- 1:10:52I do think if we're we're taking votes, the RB.
- 1:10:55Any of them sounds better than A1JZ I.
- 1:10:57Agree. No, that's I do agree A1JZ.
- 1:11:02They just sound like vacuums. It makes you.
- 1:11:04Why does everyone say that? Wait, like a muffled, a muffled
- 1:11:071JZ sounds like a vacuum. A vacuum, That's a problem.
- 1:11:10Get them. I do like one JS.
- 1:11:11But I agree R BS sound better. Yes, absolutely.
- 1:11:15They have like a more like I don't know.
- 1:11:17I think, I I think I do think R BS sound better.
- 1:11:19R BS sound good. They may not be better engines,
- 1:11:22but they sound better. They sound better.
- 1:11:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we can all agree BMW
- 1:11:27makes the worst sounding. Yes, BMW is only every single
- 1:11:30saying. RB sounds better.
- 1:11:32Unpopular opinion. Porsche makes the worst sounding
- 1:11:35engines. Stop.
- 1:11:36Stop. I.
- 1:11:38Don't know. Stop.
- 1:11:39Right here, even get the mic. Get the mic GT3 Rs.
- 1:11:45That's the king of flat 6. Yeah, that's.
- 1:11:48Because they're the only ones that make it.
- 1:11:50Yeah, but it still sounds that's that's super, super made.
- 1:11:52One doesn't count in a Tribeca. Tribeca.
- 1:11:55Yeah, I hate. I hate Nissan.
- 1:11:57So I just want a Porsche. Whatever man.
- 1:12:00They sound like. Ethan.
- 1:12:01Don't sell your fucking stuff and.
- 1:12:03Buy a fucking. Anybody want to buy all my
- 1:12:04stuff? No, no, no, no, no.
- 1:12:06No one buy Ethan stuff because I want them to stay.
- 1:12:09Yeah, so we could drift. He's finally building a drift
- 1:12:11car. Let him.
- 1:12:12Get a Porsche. Let one of us get a Porsche.
- 1:12:14I know, Alex. Do you wanna finish your shit
- 1:12:16too? My shit runs.
- 1:12:17No it doesn't. One of us get ours, Porsche.
- 1:12:19It's. What?
- 1:12:20He's in the garage. Like, it's like, it's all of you
- 1:12:23guys. Porsche let someone get it so he
- 1:12:25could all drive it. No.
- 1:12:27Just like so one of us gets it, you know?
- 1:12:29Yeah. That's just all get a Porsche
- 1:12:30and we can all drive it. Yeah, yeah, wait.
- 1:12:32Scott's the one that's gonna get one.
- 1:12:34He's got like 20 of them in his shop right now, probably.
- 1:12:37What's, what's, what's? This guy's got the money he's
- 1:12:40got, dude. His customer base is like all
- 1:12:42rich. I don't know how he what?
- 1:12:43I don't know how he did this. What's shop like?
- 1:12:45Like Shop life, like down there right now.
- 1:12:47Look how like he's like, what? It's pretty good.
- 1:12:49It's good. Yeah.
- 1:12:50Got got a full parking lot. He got a full full last parking
- 1:12:54lot. That's nice.
- 1:12:55Yeah, we need to get this parking lot filled outside.
- 1:12:58If you got offseason shit that needs to get done.
- 1:13:01Tap into faction Motorsports. Don't fret guys.
- 1:13:04We're out of beer. But we have more on the.
- 1:13:06Way. Oh, did you use Uber beer?
- 1:13:07Uber beer? Oh, what happens when you live
- 1:13:11in Manhattan? Can you do that?
- 1:13:12Can. You do that?
- 1:13:13Yeah, you. Just did.
- 1:13:13We are in an amazing world right now That is You can Uber beer.
- 1:13:18This is incredible. Just so serious.
- 1:13:22Hey Carl, we are an amazing. World right now in an.
- 1:13:25Amazing World. To Uber from the shop?
- 1:13:28Or to the shop here. No, just it's not shit to do
- 1:13:32tomorrow that's cheaper than what a 12 pack would cost in the
- 1:13:37city. Really.
- 1:13:39To pay an Uber driver to bring it here?
- 1:13:40Wait, wait, wait, wait. Brendan, can you confirm or
- 1:13:42deny? And Alex, is there a tax on
- 1:13:44water in New York City? Because I remember paying water
- 1:13:46tax when I bought a bottle of water.
- 1:13:50It was. CVS so I don't think they did.
- 1:13:52I don't think so. CVS in Manhattan.
- 1:13:56That's because you looked like a New Jerseyan.
- 1:13:59Dude. New Jersey New New York State
- 1:14:02tax Was that the lead singer of Taking Back Sunday that.
- 1:14:05I just sold water to. Does he get his ass?
- 1:14:08New York State tax, water tax, plastic bottle tax.
- 1:14:12Like some. I was like, what am I paying
- 1:14:14for? The only thing I know about
- 1:14:16tech. Why does this thing swing?
- 1:14:17I thought, I don't know. You thought we were on a tight
- 1:14:19ship here. That thing's broken already.
- 1:14:21So this is this ship. Your your income gets taxed
- 1:14:27more. I know that.
- 1:14:28Like, you pay on your paycheck. You see in New York City tax,
- 1:14:32it's broken. It's already fucking broken.
- 1:14:34That's incredible. So maybe.
- 1:14:36All right, so they got you. Yeah.
- 1:14:38CVS. Fuck you.
- 1:14:39I mean, this was five years ago, but yeah, yeah, but still.
- 1:14:42Fuck you. Yeah.
- 1:14:43Was that the day that we were trying to get you vaccinated?
- 1:14:46No, it wasn't. It wasn't.
- 1:14:48But why did you? Good segue.
- 1:14:49Why are you trying to get Frankie?
- 1:14:51We were. It was it was right as the
- 1:14:53vaccine had rolled in. We were with a dear, dear
- 1:14:55friend. And Dan Heaton.
- 1:14:57Yeah, Famous anti vaccine. Dan Heaton.
- 1:15:00No, Dan Heaton we called. No.
- 1:15:02Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, because everyone wanted me
- 1:15:04to get vaccinated so we can go somewhere.
- 1:15:06That was the only reason we were trying to go and fucking cruise.
- 1:15:10Oh, no, literally to eat. You know, you're trying to get
- 1:15:12into. Remember that whole thing?
- 1:15:13You should have called me. You should have called me.
- 1:15:16I could have maybe helped. We had him halfway to the
- 1:15:18pharmacy inside the CVS. He was about to do it in the
- 1:15:20day. No, I literally was going to get
- 1:15:22it. And then they were like, oh, you
- 1:15:24you have to make an appointment. I said, Yep, not happening.
- 1:15:27I'm out and I was on the phone with Dan Heat and I'm like, yo,
- 1:15:29you got to talk me out of this. He's like, well, if you want
- 1:15:31heart failure at a young age, I'm like, I'm.
- 1:15:34Like. Is that a fact?
- 1:15:35I don't even know if. That's a fact.
- 1:15:36But that's mine's still going. I'm on my 9th booster now.
- 1:15:39Are you? Shut the fuck up.
- 1:15:41And look at Brendan. He was hell, No way.
- 1:15:43You have 9 boosters? No, I don't have a single one.
- 1:15:45But that's supercharged. You fucking supercharged.
- 1:15:50I am COVID. Yeah.
- 1:15:53You didn't. You never got backed.
- 1:15:54No. And I think I finally did get
- 1:15:56COVID. I never did either.
- 1:15:58Fuck that. I did.
- 1:15:59I'm from the South and I was working in Brooklyn.
- 1:16:01When do you remember? Before they shut everything
- 1:16:03down. Brooklyn was like the epicenter
- 1:16:05of COVID. I didn't.
- 1:16:07I was. I was on a job site with 1200
- 1:16:09guys on it. No masks, no nothing.
- 1:16:12Never got COVID. I got the COVID vaccine.
- 1:16:14I've had it like 19 times since then.
- 1:16:19Sounds about right, yeah. So, yeah, but but the same time
- 1:16:22that that, that that's happening to Brendan.
- 1:16:24I got a vaccine and I was outside in COVID doing this,
- 1:16:29doing that. I went to the Philippines.
- 1:16:31Fucking came back. It worked for you.
- 1:16:33I didn't have it. My mom said it's 'cause I was
- 1:16:37outside. There's a word for it in
- 1:16:38Tagalog. I forget what it is, but.
- 1:16:41We outside. We outside tapped in, tapped in.
- 1:16:44Offseason work, Faction Motorsports, The most fun I've
- 1:16:45ever had in my entire life. You have a couple videos of it
- 1:16:48was when we bought the pit bikes and they shut down construction.
- 1:16:52So all day, all we did was ride pit bikes around.
- 1:16:56That sounds sick. Wait here.
- 1:16:58That time? No, we came down here the one
- 1:17:00time. Remember?
- 1:17:00Dan showed me around the back corner.
- 1:17:02Yeah, knocked me off, but that sounds fun when fracking dance.
- 1:17:06Backyard with the jump. Okay.
- 1:17:08Yeah. Where is all this fun shit,
- 1:17:10Frankie? When are we going to have some
- 1:17:11fucking fun? Dude?
- 1:17:12Come on dude, just invite these guys.
- 1:17:14Yeah. I got to get a pit bike again.
- 1:17:16That's sort of we all need to get pit bikes because pit bikes
- 1:17:19are the most fun you can have for less than $2000.
- 1:17:23Ricky Hoffman was on here last pod and he was he was trying to
- 1:17:27convince us to he was trying to convince Frankie to fucking
- 1:17:29finance one. Yeah that was getting crazy.
- 1:17:32Yeah you can you can get a brand new KLX 110 L which is the best
- 1:17:36pit bike you can buy. Dude.
- 1:17:37I want one that. Why is that not as the same one
- 1:17:39that they were thinking. It's the only it's the only pit
- 1:17:41bike with a clutch lever and it's a little bit taller.
- 1:17:43So it's nice if you're like a I'll finance a Porsche, not a
- 1:17:46pit bike. All right, then we can ride in.
- 1:17:49Scott's Porsche and pit bike would sound better, though.
- 1:17:53Porsches. Sound good?
- 1:17:54No. With my exhausted bro W have I'm
- 1:17:57not shotgunning this 4 logo bro. Thank you so much for the 2.49
- 1:18:01lbs but. Yo.
- 1:18:03You have to. Shotgun that.
- 1:18:05Come on, dude. I just got done.
- 1:18:07It's New Year's. No, now you have to go.
- 1:18:12Go, go, go, go, go, go. Euros.
- 1:18:17That's big money. That's big money.
- 1:18:19Is that bow down to the? That Jesus.
- 1:18:22Parents. Baby Malcolm drive me home.
- 1:18:25Drive Yo. I'll drive you home.
- 1:18:27I'll drive you home. Man go go.
- 1:18:29Debra. Is it not good?
- 1:18:32Is it hot? Is that not gold?
- 1:18:36Tastes like a Red Bull. Hey, let me see, let.
- 1:18:39Me try Scott. Yeah, we get.
- 1:18:42Around. Let me see.
- 1:18:43Go, go. Anything You're good dude that
- 1:18:46tastes like, don't finish it that.
- 1:18:47Tastes like. It tastes like a Red Bull vodka.
- 1:18:50It kind of does. Does it really?
- 1:18:51It does. But back to the four logo story
- 1:18:55that what right now? We're not going to watch it.
- 1:19:00I'll tell you that much. We're going to sit here for
- 1:19:02days, OK? You're.
- 1:19:05Ruining I'm. Sorry, I'm sorry.
- 1:19:07West Ham. West Ham.
- 1:19:08I drank a sip of it. Yeah, he's a bit.
- 1:19:11And I will probably drink it now for the rest of the part.
- 1:19:13Sorry, Carl is a bitch. I will drink it for the rest of
- 1:19:16the pod. And then we're going to have
- 1:19:17Frank is going to have to carry me to juicy platters.
- 1:19:19Yeah, we're going to get food after this, right?
- 1:19:21Yeah, we'll get food. Fuck yeah.
- 1:19:23How come we never order food into the shop?
- 1:19:24Because no one wants to hear us eat, yeah.
- 1:19:27I was chewing gum. Flatter half of the podcast,
- 1:19:28just be like We did it one time with pizza and it was barely
- 1:19:33manageable, but it caused you a. Pussy 100.
- 1:19:38Percent. Come on, Carl.
- 1:19:39Come on, Carl. I'm what I eat.
- 1:19:41You know what I'm saying? That shit, Carl, you're.
- 1:19:44Killing us? Dude, I'm not going to fucking
- 1:19:47drink this. Yeah, you could.
- 1:19:48I'm not. 15 you could. In the back be a grown up.
- 1:19:51Do you want to? Drug That shit, Can I tell?
- 1:19:52You this first story that I ever had four loca.
- 1:19:54I was 14 and then you dropped it.
- 1:19:56No, I was 14. Wait, how old are you?
- 1:19:58I'm 28. You're 20.
- 1:20:00What? 28?
- 1:20:02Damn. You are young.
- 1:20:03I am 26. I think I'm the youngest in the
- 1:20:05room. Yeah, you are.
- 1:20:06Are you? Damn.
- 1:20:07Oh, yeah. Every year is young.
- 1:20:09Am I the oldest or is Frankie the oldest?
- 1:20:121990. Ethan is Ethan.
- 1:20:15What are you? You're 48 now.
- 1:20:21Ethan's not that 33. Yeah, 33.
- 1:20:24We're all 33. Just kidding.
- 1:20:27October. Oh, you do have me beat by one
- 1:20:30month. You're the oldest one.
- 1:20:32I'm. Yeah.
- 1:20:33I turn 34 next week. Ethan's the oldest, but like you
- 1:20:41know, Ethan looks pretty. Healthy.
- 1:20:43Guess who's now that he's not smoking cigarettes?
- 1:20:45Guess who's getting a very good birthday dinner?
- 1:20:47Because it'll actually come into the city.
- 1:20:50Ethan, not me. That's right.
- 1:20:52Now you two party around about it.
- 1:20:54Wait, I've seen Ethan and Brendan out.
- 1:20:56Yeah, they go out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:20:58They do normal stuff as friends. Frankie.
- 1:21:00Yeah. You know what?
- 1:21:02You know where we're going for his birthday?
- 1:21:03Keen's. What's that?
- 1:21:05What's that? It's one of the best.
- 1:21:07One of the best Shit I can't afford.
- 1:21:10That's the the part of going out for your birthday.
- 1:21:13Somebody else is paying. No, I'll fucking pay.
- 1:21:17I'm not like that. You're not.
- 1:21:19Paying It's your birthday. Don't.
- 1:21:20I can fuck good. Meat.
- 1:21:21Hey, hey, yo, Carl, give me that good meat.
- 1:21:22I get you it. Give him that good stump.
- 1:21:25Five to six business days. What's this?
- 1:21:26Four local story. Oh, the four loco story and it's
- 1:21:29car related. Back.
- 1:21:32Back when 4I was 14, when the four Loco was good.
- 1:21:34That's exactly what Ethan is saying.
- 1:21:36When the four loco was literally loco.
- 1:21:38Dude, I got a car. Had caffeine.
- 1:21:41But I don't think I can tell it I was 14.
- 1:21:44You should tell it drinking 4 locos we were we were down the
- 1:21:48road right here at that Fiesta like looking building.
- 1:21:52They were they were having a party.
- 1:21:53They were drinking for a loca or whatever at a Sweet 16.
- 1:21:55Sweet 16. Bro, one of the one of the kids
- 1:21:58older brothers had a mark 4 supra NA OK like Nai didn't
- 1:22:05know. I didn't.
- 1:22:06I didn't make that lame next lame.
- 1:22:08Right, Yeah. They do.
- 1:22:10As a kid, I didn't really know. I saw a Supra and it was blue.
- 1:22:13You saw Vin Diesel. I I was like, that's sick.
- 1:22:15First of all, there's a backseat 2 + 2.
- 1:22:18So like, I was in the backseat and we rode that shit to White
- 1:22:21Castle in Jersey City. Damn.
- 1:22:24Because the White Castle next to was close.
- 1:22:26Yes, it was close. So you drove that thing to
- 1:22:28Jersey? I didn't.
- 1:22:28I was 14. I just told you drunk off 4 logo
- 1:22:31in the backseat of a mark 4 super doing 110.
- 1:22:34It was crazy. It was so fun.
- 1:22:36It was so fun. Did you puke in it?
- 1:22:38No. I didn't have motion sickness
- 1:22:40back then because I was 14. Now I do.
- 1:22:43Let's see what you can do now with this thing.
- 1:22:45No. All right.
- 1:22:46But it was a watermelon one. It tasted way back in a.
- 1:22:49Pussy. We were all that was all for a
- 1:22:51full loco at the end. That was a sweet story.
- 1:22:55That's awesome. Fuck, I got White Castle at the
- 1:22:57end. That's what.
- 1:22:57That was that's. The perfect cat, Scott.
- 1:22:59What about your story with four Loco?
- 1:23:02Okay. So I was a lot older than 14.
- 1:23:06OK, but not that much. I don't know.
- 1:23:08I feel like 14. Is that age where you're just
- 1:23:09trying? Shit, I was probably 17.
- 1:23:13I think that's not much better. Come on, you were 21.
- 1:23:15All right. No, no, no.
- 1:23:16Well, yeah, For the story basis, I was 21.
- 1:23:19Yeah. OK.
- 1:23:22I had a friend who's older, who had a girlfriend who was even
- 1:23:26older, and we were going to a college graduation party.
- 1:23:29Yeah, And my friend tells me, oh, don't worry, I'll be the DD,
- 1:23:36you know, I'll get us home. It's fine.
- 1:23:39Like all I got was two of these new drinks that came out for
- 1:23:42Locos. I'm just going to have these and
- 1:23:45that's it. I'm not going to get drunk end
- 1:23:49of the night. He's like, I had to carry him to
- 1:23:52the fucking car like he's wasted.
- 1:23:56Can you drive at this? Point I could.
- 1:23:58Drive. Not like after midnight.
- 1:24:02And. Oh, he had the Kelly I was
- 1:24:04drinking all night? No, he's older than that.
- 1:24:06But OK, we had something. You just couldn't drive past
- 1:24:10midnight. Yeah.
- 1:24:11You just put red. Tags on your license plates,
- 1:24:13right? No, no, that's not.
- 1:24:14We were long before that. Yeah, well before.
- 1:24:17So that's a real thing. So that's crazy.
- 1:24:20If you really want to feel old, that was before you and that
- 1:24:23also went away Before I could drive.
- 1:24:26I wrote a story I like, not a story I wrote a My senior thesis
- 1:24:31was on that because I refuse to do it on the other like boring
- 1:24:35topics, at least this one. I can like shit talk this
- 1:24:38because I rebuttled it in my paper.
- 1:24:41I literally said, like, these red tags are basically a sign
- 1:24:47saying this person is driving as a minor, and it gives you a
- 1:24:51predatory opportunity to know that that is A is a minor
- 1:24:54driving. Did he get you out of it?
- 1:24:55I got an A+ on my fucking final, that's for sure.
- 1:24:58You know what I'm saying? What was it?
- 1:25:02That was the truth. Yeah.
- 1:25:03And they stopped doing it. Oh, they were just don't they?
- 1:25:07Don't they have that in Japan too?
- 1:25:09Or something? You move a little bit closer.
- 1:25:10Yeah. Come on, Ethan.
- 1:25:11Come in, come in. You're too far away.
- 1:25:15You're too far. Away I can't.
- 1:25:16Look at Alex. It's been an hour.
- 1:25:17I can't fucking look at Alex. Dead on.
- 1:25:19Just move in. This way.
- 1:25:20If anything, pretend like you like Brendan.
- 1:25:23Come on, just give him a kiss. No, don't look.
- 1:25:28At Story. The story goes like I had a I
- 1:25:31think I had a 1992 Toyota Camry auto good vehicle.
- 1:25:36I had one that was my was this your 17th car or your first car?
- 1:25:40Wow. When I never heard a story of
- 1:25:41this car, my first car. But so I went to this party with
- 1:25:46my buddy who drank the four logos and got way too wasted to
- 1:25:48go home. And he had a WRX with like I
- 1:25:53think he had like STI turbo and like brakes and whatever.
- 1:25:57Like nothing fast to today's standards but compared to my
- 1:26:01Camry, crazy fast and he was way too drunk to drive home.
- 1:26:06So I got to drive his car and I was super hyped.
- 1:26:10Like. Super.
- 1:26:12Hyped like this is like the fastest thing I've ever driven
- 1:26:14in my life. This is incredible.
- 1:26:17And I it was like Hamburg Turnpike and I did like a full
- 1:26:20launch, like banging gears flying in this thing and there's
- 1:26:25like a cop sitting there and pulled this over.
- 1:26:27Oh no. Yeah.
- 1:26:30So you went to jail? No.
- 1:26:32My buddy was so drunk he was, like, crying when the cops
- 1:26:36pulled us over. And I I I think I couldn't even
- 1:26:41find my license or whatever. They, like, dragged me out of
- 1:26:44the car and all this stuff. But he's sitting there crying,
- 1:26:47thinking his car is getting impounded and was so beyond over
- 1:26:51the top, drunk from these four logos that the cop let us go,
- 1:26:55'cause he was like, you did the right thing.
- 1:26:57Yeah, He was like, you did the right thing, driving his ass,
- 1:26:59minus the speeding. And so you were a hero.
- 1:27:02Yeah, I was the hero. I knew it.
- 1:27:04Scott is a hero, an American hero.
- 1:27:05So he let you drive it the rest of the way.
- 1:27:07Yeah. I think the cop was like, I'm
- 1:27:09going to follow you home to drop them off, and then I'm going to
- 1:27:13make sure you don't leave tonight.
- 1:27:15Hey, that's a good cop. He chilled.
- 1:27:17He was just looking for a free place to sleep.
- 1:27:19That cop Or he didn't want to do the paperwork.
- 1:27:22Or he didn't want to do. The I don't know but.
- 1:27:24Is the paperwork. Going to be really that fucking
- 1:27:26bad dude. Like my my dad used to be a cop
- 1:27:29in the South is it is it like that during the 80s.
- 1:27:31So I don't it's probably but you say the 80s early 90s.
- 1:27:35OK. He was a cop in the South Bronx
- 1:27:38and he was probably busy dude. Yeah.
- 1:27:42No. Yeah.
- 1:27:43But they they kind of they knew which fights they wanted to like
- 1:27:47pick and choose. Yeah yeah yeah.
- 1:27:49But he said, like, if he if he ever got like a minor, like a
- 1:27:52bag of pot or a bag of coke on him, he just throw it into a
- 1:27:56sewer and tell the kid to go. He's like, I'm not doing that
- 1:27:58fucking paperwork because you got to pick the kid up, bring
- 1:28:01him to the station, figure out who his parents are, wait for
- 1:28:03them to get there, like all this shit.
- 1:28:05So he's like, it's not even worth it.
- 1:28:07Damn, Why don't you put it that way?
- 1:28:08Like, that's your whole day. I've always said I would make
- 1:28:11the world's worst cop. Because if I pulled somebody
- 1:28:13over and they were like listening to a song that I
- 1:28:16liked, I'd be like, Nah, you're the man, you can go.
- 1:28:20I. Just asked him for, like, yo,
- 1:28:21you got 100 bucks. Oh, yeah, That's probably why
- 1:28:24you're not a police officer, this guy.
- 1:28:26But there's like, body cameras and stuff Now there's a there's
- 1:28:30a name for that. So I had to call 911 the other
- 1:28:33day. I was at a you called 911 for
- 1:28:36the this is your first time ever.
- 1:28:37I've never called 911 ever. I was at a bar and I'm sitting
- 1:28:42there and I feel the stool that I'm sitting on shake.
- 1:28:44I turn around and it's a dude having a seizure behind me.
- 1:28:48So I can see at the bar. Yeah, Yeah, at the bar.
- 1:28:53This is probably 6:00 on like a Friday afternoon or something.
- 1:28:59And call the police. I'm in the dead of midtown
- 1:29:03Manhattan, the busiest place on the planet, I think.
- 1:29:05Right. Yeah, it might be.
- 1:29:07Call 911. I can see the closest police
- 1:29:11precinct from me. 35 minutes for an ambulance.
- 1:29:14To show up. Is the guy OK?
- 1:29:17What? Yeah, they they stuck some shit
- 1:29:19in his mouth. He stopped twitching after he
- 1:29:21hold his tongue. No.
- 1:29:23So we I'm standing outside wait, like and I see a cop driving
- 1:29:26past and wave him down. And the guy was like, do you
- 1:29:30really need me to go in here right now?
- 1:29:31And I was like, there's a guy dying on the floor in there, but
- 1:29:34he didn't care. He was just like, the ambulance
- 1:29:37will be here soon. Don't worry about it, dude.
- 1:29:39What the fuck, man? Well, you you might have saved
- 1:29:43that kind of thing. Don't have a heart attack in the
- 1:29:44middle of New York City because you'll be dead 35 minutes.
- 1:29:48You're looking at the precinct dead on.
- 1:29:50Because they're all out. They're all hopefully they're
- 1:29:52doing some other stuff. They're helping the migrants.
- 1:29:54That's that was an hour ago, buddy.
- 1:29:57I know, but I don't know. An hour ago.
- 1:29:59Listen man all. The all the podcasts I listen
- 1:30:01to, I guess they must be right wing because they just say
- 1:30:04there's a million migrants in New York City.
- 1:30:08I don't see them because they ship them way out to there's an
- 1:30:10old airfield down in the bottom of the of Brooklyn.
- 1:30:16How many of those fucking things have you ate?
- 1:30:17You don't. Even know where you are.
- 1:30:18I'm a. Diabetic.
- 1:30:22We're not eating any. We're not eating anything.
- 1:30:23We're not eating anything right now.
- 1:30:24Just just hanging out. He's there, Carl.
- 1:30:28We're eating cookies. What's wrong with cookies?
- 1:30:31Nothing. Nothing.
- 1:30:32Exactly. No, they're like Ford Hamilton,
- 1:30:35right? That's the bottom of Brooklyn.
- 1:30:38No, but it didn't. They take over a hotel.
- 1:30:39And they were like, oh, sorry, this is not your hotel anymore.
- 1:30:42This is the city of New York, the Roosevelt Hotel, which is,
- 1:30:44like, supposed to be one of the nicest hotels.
- 1:30:47That's. The Upper West Side Wait, what
- 1:30:49is? It yeah, but that's where.
- 1:30:51That's where they bring them to. They get checked in and then
- 1:30:53they get sent all over the city without chaperones either, which
- 1:30:56is crazy. Is it true they use that law
- 1:31:00that they were talking about on some podcast where like there
- 1:31:03was this law in New York that was written like 100 years ago
- 1:31:06where it was like if we need, if we need your hotel or something
- 1:31:12because of some bullshit? Like like some weird bullshit
- 1:31:17law where it was like, if we have people that need homes, we
- 1:31:20can just take your property and use it.
- 1:31:23That's. Bullshit.
- 1:31:24Yeah, I don't know about that. But I do know, like the area
- 1:31:27that I grew up in. You're a big World War Two guys.
- 1:31:30Or you, Camp Shanks is. It was where all the prisoners
- 1:31:37of war came through in World War 2 and like 1.5 million people
- 1:31:44left off the Piermont pier. That's a big pier.
- 1:31:47Docks the shit out of myself. But so the government pretty
- 1:31:53much came in during World War 2 and took all the property from
- 1:31:56the people that owned property there.
- 1:31:58Oh, really? Turned it into military housing
- 1:32:00and then in 1949 or 51 or something like that, they gave
- 1:32:05it back. So that's why every single house
- 1:32:08in the area that I grew up in is built between like 50 and 56.
- 1:32:12There's ex military housing. No, they just knocked everything
- 1:32:15down and then they were building Craftsman houses all throughout
- 1:32:18it. So I'm sure the government could
- 1:32:20do whatever the fuck they want, essentially.
- 1:32:22I mean, what do you a little 6 hour ain't stopping anything.
- 1:32:26There's. Probably tons of shit there,
- 1:32:28Dad. What did Biden say?
- 1:32:30He's like, we have jets or something.
- 1:32:32It's like, oh, there was that one.
- 1:32:35Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
- 1:32:37Brendan, how the. Fuck, do you know mad shit about
- 1:32:39history? Like, honest this.
- 1:32:40This is like, I know, Brendan, you every time you tell a story
- 1:32:44about history, I'm like, how the fuck do you know that stuff?
- 1:32:47I work a pretty boring office job.
- 1:32:51OK. So like half my day, like 1
- 1:32:54screen is work and the other screen's yeah.
- 1:32:58Wikipedia. Yep.
- 1:32:59Yeah. That's.
- 1:33:00That's it. That's all you had to say?
- 1:33:02The first sentence was all you needed to say.
- 1:33:04And now I'm like, OK, he's got all the time in the world, but
- 1:33:07no, I donated to Wikipedia. Once they try to get me, I use
- 1:33:11that shit like a mother fucking e-mail me all fucking day every
- 1:33:15'cause they know you're rich, you don't need it already.
- 1:33:18I donated it once, like $1.50 or something and they're like, oh
- 1:33:21dude, we ought to get. More out of this guy.
- 1:33:23Oh shit, DoorDash. Shit.
- 1:33:25Oh. Shit.
- 1:33:26No way. Oh, we watch.
- 1:33:27Friday. Trying to figure out where he's
- 1:33:29going right now. He's like EU Haul.
- 1:33:32Yo, fuck, this is the funnest. Yeah, you've been thinking about
- 1:33:35right now. Yeah.
- 1:33:35You hope you guys are enjoying just as much as we are, dude,
- 1:33:38'cause I'm fucking Malcolm. Do you mind trying to find that
- 1:33:41law I just talked about? Because it's a real law.
- 1:33:43What law? Something with New York City
- 1:33:45law. New York City has a law that was
- 1:33:47written like over 100 years ago or something domain where they
- 1:33:51can just take. Your shit, it's probably.
- 1:33:53Something like that. But I I think it was like what
- 1:33:55they used to get the Roosevelt. Yeah, that's what they used to
- 1:33:58like start taking people's hotel.
- 1:34:00Really we're talking about right now.
- 1:34:01Is that weird? This is what's happening.
- 1:34:03Like my border. The border is pretty much open.
- 1:34:05Yeah, free for all I see it. People are coming up because I
- 1:34:08don't know what the fuck's going on about eminent domain.
- 1:34:13I. Don't know.
- 1:34:14Maybe. Let's Google it, Jamie.
- 1:34:15Jamie. Specifically, New York.
- 1:34:18Alex is feeling wild. Now, no.
- 1:34:20He just keeps looking at me, laughing.
- 1:34:21And he's got sunglasses on. He's ready to say something
- 1:34:24stupid, say anything. Stupid about it.
- 1:34:27Let me relax. Alex, I don't feel like your
- 1:34:29belt should be on the ground, no.
- 1:34:33Did we hit that $1000 market? No.
- 1:34:35Put it on your shot. Put my clothes back on your
- 1:34:37stance. Yeah, something.
- 1:34:38Alright, cool. Anyway, so back to the the law.
- 1:34:43Jamie. Pull that up.
- 1:34:44Yeah, Jamie. No, no.
- 1:34:45No, but yeah. No, they're just they're just
- 1:34:47renting out hotels right now. No, but I'm working next to one
- 1:34:49right now. Who's paying for it, though?
- 1:34:51The taxpayers. So the.
- 1:34:55You would. Leave Frankie So the New York
- 1:34:57Seriously, the New York taxpayers are paying to house.
- 1:35:00Yeah, yeah, if you. Work in New York City.
- 1:35:02You're paying for it. OK?
- 1:35:03You got the National Guard or or any kind of reservist right now
- 1:35:07watching the front desk and they're they're that was a heavy
- 1:35:12slam. That was a heavy.
- 1:35:13SLAM Yeah, right that. Sounded like he kicked the door
- 1:35:15in. Sounded like an IS300.
- 1:35:17Door closed. Jesus.
- 1:35:20Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
- 1:35:21I. Don't know, Ethan.
- 1:35:22I don't know what I found, but there was a thing.
- 1:35:26I didn't find it. Someone talked about it on a
- 1:35:27podcast. But why are we?
- 1:35:29It was crazy though, that that that is kind of wild to me
- 1:35:33because I feel like I don't know.
- 1:35:35Well, here's the thing. So that sounds wrong.
- 1:35:36So the border is open, right? So we all.
- 1:35:39Stop. I just need to make it clear
- 1:35:41that the listeners know I have no knowledge with this shit.
- 1:35:46Easy there bud. I'm the fucking worst with this
- 1:35:48stuff. So like, Frankie informing me
- 1:35:50right now is literally me and like, this is my real time
- 1:35:53reaction to this. So please, Ethan and and Alex
- 1:35:57can help me out, but the border is pretty much open.
- 1:35:59I mean, it's not open, but people are getting in here
- 1:36:00somehow, right? There's walking through.
- 1:36:02You just set up some machine gun nests on the border.
- 1:36:06Yeah, easy. You know, these are civilians.
- 1:36:08Most of the. I mean these are people don't go
- 1:36:12the other way, yo, shoot at their feet.
- 1:36:13Something's going on the border. I don't know.
- 1:36:15A lot of people are coming up and Texas and all the Southern
- 1:36:18states, they're like, we're kind of over this shit.
- 1:36:20So, well, no, they just send them down here.
- 1:36:22They're like, we're over right here.
- 1:36:23Take it, take it. Yeah, but all the all the
- 1:36:25Democrats vote to like, I don't know what they vote for, but
- 1:36:28they vote to leave the border more lenient and more open.
- 1:36:31I know it's not open open, but people act like it is.
- 1:36:36So the Democratic states vote that way, but then all the red
- 1:36:39states down South vote the other way to close it, because all of
- 1:36:42them are coming into their states taking their jabs.
- 1:36:46You. See.
- 1:36:46You know. You've seen the videos of like,
- 1:36:48their back, like people walking through their backyard from the
- 1:36:50border. Yeah, those are the videos that
- 1:36:52I see Like on Facebook. I don't know how the fuck
- 1:36:55Facebook is targeting me with this shit.
- 1:36:56And now guess what? So what they do though, it's
- 1:36:59because the neighborhood you live in, they're all like.
- 1:37:01You got to watch your backyards. So what they do now Carl, is
- 1:37:05what is it The governors down there, they just, they bus all
- 1:37:08of them to Chicago and New York and they go good luck.
- 1:37:10That's what I would do. They just.
- 1:37:13Got stuck today. That's what I.
- 1:37:16Would send to. Philly.
- 1:37:16Oh, really? Oh, Philly sucks.
- 1:37:21Who's sorry if you're listening from Philly, But yeah.
- 1:37:24Wait, Javi, I'm so sorry, man. He's all right there in Philly.
- 1:37:26I'm sorry, man. Yeah, they they tried to fly him
- 1:37:29here from Texas, but the weather got too bad, so they had to land
- 1:37:32him in Philly. And they just.
- 1:37:33No, no, no. They put him on buses and
- 1:37:35shipped him into New York. And Eric Andrews had Eric Adams.
- 1:37:39Adams had a fucking hissy fit. Why don't they?
- 1:37:42Did you see what he said on the news the other day?
- 1:37:44He was, they asked him like, what makes New York so new, so
- 1:37:47unique? And he was like the fentanyl,
- 1:37:49you know, New York. You wake up and you might you
- 1:37:52might just walk outside and see a plane flying into a building.
- 1:37:56No, he didn't. No, he did not say God.
- 1:37:58No, no, he. Did not say this.
- 1:38:00Shut the fuck up, Jaime. A little.
- 1:38:06Real swear to God, verbatim. That's what he said.
- 1:38:08He must be losing his mind, He. Just had the FBI.
- 1:38:10Kick in his door, bro. Wasn't it Eric Adams?
- 1:38:14Yeah, the mayor. That's the mayor of Manhattan.
- 1:38:16Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:38:17I don't know. New York City.
- 1:38:19Yeah, New York City. I think I like how you I thought
- 1:38:21the man New York City was Derek on the bicycle part of.
- 1:38:23The phone cares about that. Oh, I'm sorry.
- 1:38:25Yeah. But nobody cares about Staten
- 1:38:27Island. Yeah, no one does it knowing
- 1:38:29this. I don't care about it.
- 1:38:30Actually, the Bronx. Staten.
- 1:38:32Island. So the Bronx and Staten Island
- 1:38:34are just. I never even knew that this guy
- 1:38:35was the fucking mayor. Yeah, I told you.
- 1:38:37I told you. The mayor in New York City is
- 1:38:39Derek on the bicycle. He said that.
- 1:38:41Yeah, Derek on the bicycle. He's the mayor.
- 1:38:44Eric Adams on the Big Apple is where you can experience
- 1:38:46everything from a plane crashing into our Trade Center to a
- 1:38:49person celebrating a new business.
- 1:38:51Are you fucking serious? This guy's smoking fucking
- 1:38:54rocks, bro. How can you say that shit?
- 1:38:59I don't know. He must have found that magical
- 1:39:00fentanyl vending machine after. Is it a video of this?
- 1:39:03Malcolm, I told. You all right, everyone,
- 1:39:05Everyone. Quiet.
- 1:39:06Quite quiet. He's got it on there.
- 1:39:17Flashing into our World Trade Center to a person who's
- 1:39:20celebrating a new business, adding that it's the greatest
- 1:39:23city on the globe. Do the analogy.
- 1:39:25A day now, Malcolm. What could happen in this city?
- 1:39:28From planning landed on our Hudson River to all the other
- 1:39:32things? That was my comment.
- 1:39:34Those who take my comments in good faith are not going to try
- 1:39:37to turn them around. People knew what I was saying.
- 1:39:40The city is complex. Sorry, he wants to say.
- 1:39:44He wants to say something else so badly.
- 1:39:47Like that is crazy. Trade Center As a New Yorker,
- 1:39:52how does that make you feel, Alex?
- 1:39:53Give it. Give it to Alex.
- 1:39:54Give it to Alex. He's ready to fume.
- 1:39:55He's fuming, right. That's where we're all leaving.
- 1:39:58Because this. Sucks.
- 1:40:00Is not a New Yorker. I don't think the plane took 10
- 1:40:05building down. Oh.
- 1:40:07Shit, we're going deep. We're going deep, people.
- 1:40:10What do you? Guys, think on the chat.
- 1:40:11What do you what do you think? Took down this freaking the
- 1:40:13Trade Center. Scott's going.
- 1:40:16He's brought us down. I'm.
- 1:40:18Just saying. I'm about to take my jacket off.
- 1:40:20Let's. What did you see that day,
- 1:40:21Scott? I went to the Trade Center
- 1:40:25Museum memorial. OK, You were after the fact
- 1:40:28post. You saw this after the fact,
- 1:40:31Long after the fact. Can I bring up some references,
- 1:40:34President? I went there and like they have
- 1:40:37the beams and things like parts of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:40:42And I don't know as a fabricator, seeing those big ass
- 1:40:46metal beams. There's no way a fucking plane
- 1:40:49took that shit out. No shot.
- 1:40:52How do you feel about this, Ethan?
- 1:40:53Somebody else say something. So I the the planes going into
- 1:40:58the towers, 'cause they showed it on the video, which could
- 1:41:01have been altered. Here we go.
- 1:41:02Brennan. I was there.
- 1:41:04No one, no. But you can watch the videos.
- 1:41:06I saw him live. I.
- 1:41:07Didn't hear hold. On hold on, I didn't hear
- 1:41:08Brendan. I need to hear Brendan.
- 1:41:09I need to hear Brendan 100% They shot a missile into the
- 1:41:13Pentagon. You mean to tell me the most
- 1:41:17secure building? Bring the footage up in this
- 1:41:19station and there's not a fucking wing outside of it.
- 1:41:24Bring your footage of Malcolm, please.
- 1:41:25Pentagon. Didn't the Pentagon didn't they
- 1:41:27hit the accounting area where they figured out they lost like
- 1:41:30$2.4 trillion? What acquaintance exactly.
- 1:41:34Dead ham dead on. And someone what?
- 1:41:38What if somebody saw the World Trade Center for 100 years for
- 1:41:42like 20 bucks right before this? All Oh, yeah.
- 1:41:45Malcolm Polk What they How much money did they lose the day
- 1:41:48before 911? They lost some astronomical
- 1:41:51amount. What?
- 1:41:52Is it? Wasn't it?
- 1:41:53It's a good business move that insurance.
- 1:41:57They were like. They already tried to blow it up
- 1:41:59once and he was like, yeah, fuck it.
- 1:42:00There is something funny about being that guy in the meeting.
- 1:42:02It's like, should we just fucking blow this place up?
- 1:42:06It's not like your friend, like, yo, I might light my car on
- 1:42:08fire. It's like, no, we're going to
- 1:42:09kill everyone and we're going to get the insurance check.
- 1:42:12Somebody in that meeting, hit it.
- 1:42:14They hit that teams meeting where it was like, all right, so
- 1:42:17and so, so and so we're going to meet up here after everyone
- 1:42:19drops off. Perfect.
- 1:42:21That's where that was discussed. Probably right there.
- 1:42:24Do you remember Speaking of lighting your own car on fire?
- 1:42:26Do you remember? Yes, I do.
- 1:42:28When you've been long enough? Yeah.
- 1:42:30Fuck them. The guys.
- 1:42:32Yes. Brandon.
- 1:42:33Go. It's been long enough.
- 1:42:34We all right? Me and Frankie originally met
- 1:42:37the our valet job. Lighting a car on fire.
- 1:42:41No. No, no, no, no, no.
- 1:42:43It was not us. So there was two guys that
- 1:42:45worked there. One of them was a volunteer
- 1:42:47firefighter in the town that they did this in.
- 1:42:50They stuffed hay and gas in the side of his new BMW that he
- 1:42:54financed that he couldn't pay for anymore, Lit the thing on
- 1:42:57fire, then responded to the fire and as they were putting it out
- 1:43:02they saw like hay sticking out of his jacket pocket and
- 1:43:05obviously hay inside the car. And I'm pretty sure this is what
- 1:43:08I remember. He got arrested on the spot.
- 1:43:11Now this is a game of telephone. This is.
- 1:43:12Either way, this is what I car on fire and then tried to go and
- 1:43:15put it out. This is what I heard.
- 1:43:17He. Because we were, we had worked
- 1:43:19like that weekend and we were at work and they were all talking
- 1:43:22about shit. And then he was like, yeah, so
- 1:43:26basically, I don't know why he did this, but I guess he needed
- 1:43:29money. So he, he went with his friend,
- 1:43:33fucking lit their own car on fire two blocks down the street
- 1:43:35from his own home, two blocks. Then he goes back home after he
- 1:43:41lights out on fire and he calls the police and he goes my car
- 1:43:45was stolen and then the fire department, then then the fire
- 1:43:50department gets called. So he gets called right?
- 1:43:53So he has to go to his own fucking.
- 1:43:55Car. And he's like, whoa, there's my.
- 1:43:58I guess they stolen. They lit on fire, and everyone's
- 1:44:00like, no, like, what the fuck are you talking about?
- 1:44:05Yeah, And then he just went, yeah, he got arrested that
- 1:44:07night. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:08And then a story about him throwing shit at the fucking
- 1:44:12guards or something. Remember, he, like, lost it.
- 1:44:16If you wanted to go on a tangent about valet stories, bro.
- 1:44:19Brendan, this whole fucking pod is a tangent, man.
- 1:44:22Let her rip. Wait, I just want to go back to
- 1:44:23911 real quick. Yeah.
- 1:44:26Have you ever been to the. Yeah, I wasn't.
- 1:44:27I wasn't done with 911. I wasn't either.
- 1:44:29Yeah, that was about to get heated, I think.
- 1:44:31And I have not been to the memorial.
- 1:44:33Go to the memorial. Well, I've been to the outside.
- 1:44:37I didn't go inside the water side.
- 1:44:39And the actual things that they claim melted and then make your
- 1:44:43own decision. All right, Scott.
- 1:44:45I mean, I guess. Am I the only one who's
- 1:44:47picturing Scott? Just Scott with maybe that
- 1:44:51backpack that he carries around with the beers in it?
- 1:44:54Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:44:55Just sitting there and he asked someone a question.
- 1:45:00Funny about being, like, in a sweatshirt with obvious Weld
- 1:45:03burns through being like, yeah, I'm not buying this.
- 1:45:06I'm not buying this. That's not Weld burns.
- 1:45:08That's grinder. That's grinding.
- 1:45:09Sport, these are bro. Frankie, can you give Sky
- 1:45:12fucking new hoodie? Yeah, yeah, we got you on
- 1:45:14hoodie. Dear God, above.
- 1:45:15What is Scott wearing, bro? Yeah.
- 1:45:18That's his. That's his new hoodie.
- 1:45:19Hoodie, Thompson, Speed Factory. New hoodie.
- 1:45:21That is a very sick hoodie. Yeah, be available on the
- 1:45:24website. Pre distressed.
- 1:45:25You can buy them now. Yeah, Pre Distressed.
- 1:45:27That's a Kanye release. Are those going to be for sale?
- 1:45:30Yeah bro, if people are going to buy them.
- 1:45:34All make them for sale. It's a cool design.
- 1:45:36I fucking love Scott. No, hey, I'll sell this one I'm
- 1:45:40wearing in the podcast. For an extra.
- 1:45:43Fee. Yeah, if anyone wants to buy
- 1:45:46this. One, tell me that one.
- 1:45:47It'll be at a Buffalo Exchange in Williamsburg with somebody
- 1:45:49hippie behind it for fucking $400.00 in a week.
- 1:45:52All right, back to 911. So 9/11.
- 1:45:55All right, so they found one of the the pilots passports, right?
- 1:45:59Oh, don't get me started on this bullshit.
- 1:46:01Not a single piece of plain Dupree.
- 1:46:03No, no, come on. They literally, dude, they're
- 1:46:06cleaning up the shit show. That's the bullet.
- 1:46:09They're cleaning everything up. That's the bullet.
- 1:46:11And they just someone just, someone just goes, oh, shit.
- 1:46:14What's this? Oh, it's the passport of the
- 1:46:18hijacker, not Chris. What a fucking coincidence.
- 1:46:23Are you kidding? I Chad, bro.
- 1:46:25I'm not here to argue. I was supposed to be the podcast
- 1:46:28police, but it's not. It sucks because I actually, I
- 1:46:31actually am. I'm the.
- 1:46:32I'm probably the one person in this room that believes two
- 1:46:36planes hit the buildings and the buildings fell because of the
- 1:46:38planes. No, no.
- 1:46:40Shot. But that passport shit that
- 1:46:41controlled demolition? That's where you lose me.
- 1:46:44You lose them on the passport. That's where you lose me?
- 1:46:47We dude, No. Shot.
- 1:46:49Go see it and there's no way you'll believe it.
- 1:46:52I believe it. That's that's what happened.
- 1:46:54No way you think building. Come on.
- 1:46:58Hold. On hold on out of Out of Out of
- 1:47:00respect for the chat, I want to read one of these.
- 1:47:03Yeah, yeah. Yeah, please read some of these.
- 1:47:04I'm going to read it right here. This is from West.
- 1:47:07Have the guy who donated to drink this for loco which I'm
- 1:47:10not going to fucking drink. Still haven't drank.
- 1:47:11OK, hurry up. Always thought the steel
- 1:47:14structure just got pushed out because of the massive concrete
- 1:47:18roof structure. But it is kind of SUS that they
- 1:47:21both went down like a professional demolition.
- 1:47:24Well I also wait. I would like to just put in here
- 1:47:29that we do not mean any disrespect to the families that
- 1:47:32lost people in 9/11. Half of us probably know people
- 1:47:35or lost people. I grew up shoveling my neighbors
- 1:47:37driveway who did die in the towers.
- 1:47:40Not saying that no one died. And then if he's dead the the
- 1:47:45widow. So did he like the fuse he might
- 1:47:49have? That's ridiculous.
- 1:47:51Oh yeah. Thank you Brendan.
- 1:47:53I would like to preface it. Oh, that was over the top.
- 1:47:55That was. Over.
- 1:47:56That was over the time. OK, not you standing at the
- 1:47:58memorial. This shit is fake.
- 1:48:00Are you? Hold on.
- 1:48:02Are you shipping? Oh, I thought you were roasting,
- 1:48:04Brendan. No, no, no.
- 1:48:05I was like. That was the most responsible.
- 1:48:06Phrase said. This whole point.
- 1:48:07Yeah. Congrats, Frankie.
- 1:48:10We back. Do we back?
- 1:48:13What's going on? Well, yeah, obviously they all
- 1:48:18took off. They took their day off.
- 1:48:20Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:48:20How are they all fucking doing? Fine.
- 1:48:22Everyone like, hey, like everyone just, yeah.
- 1:48:25Is that Danny heats? I just saw his comment in here.
- 1:48:27Damn. Also, Danny heats, you were
- 1:48:30supposed to be here. Is it why?
- 1:48:34Here I was a little scared when I found out you and Dan heats.
- 1:48:38Dan would have had. I knew Alex was going to be.
- 1:48:40We would be taking this was going to get insane.
- 1:48:42Take it off. Fuck it.
- 1:48:43Now we're going. Dan Heaton is in the chat right
- 1:48:46now. Dan Heaton is our biggest
- 1:48:47conspiracy friend, so if anyone does he live near you.
- 1:48:49Want to talk with Danny will be on here for a while.
- 1:48:51Get. On broken.
- 1:48:52A mile down the street from me. What'd you say, Scott?
- 1:48:54Are we going to get on Joe Rogan now?
- 1:48:56We're going to try now that we're like a conspiracy.
- 1:48:58Yeah, we're going to spot. Why do you think we started
- 1:49:00then? Everything Scott has said on
- 1:49:02this pod has been amazing. It's been gold.
- 1:49:04Yeah, I know. But anyway, back to 911.
- 1:49:09Yeah. No, I I believe the building got
- 1:49:11hit by planes because I saw them get hit by planes and then they
- 1:49:14fell. The roofs caved.
- 1:49:16Them get hit by. Planes the floors came in over.
- 1:49:18That's why they. Fell on top of each other, I
- 1:49:19mean. Have you ever watched, like, a
- 1:49:22video of, like, a building imploding?
- 1:49:24Like when they implode a building I haven't seen?
- 1:49:25It's very similar. Yeah.
- 1:49:26No, I know what you're saying. I haven't seen too many Boeing
- 1:49:29750 sevens hit towers that tall, though.
- 1:49:32That is true. I have nothing to compare it to,
- 1:49:33Really. Yeah.
- 1:49:34But go look at the wreckage. Go you.
- 1:49:37I've seen. Everyone littered all over the
- 1:49:39towns over here. Everyone go to the 9/11 cut in
- 1:49:42every park, go to the 9/11 museum, pay whatever money it
- 1:49:47costs to get in. I've seen it.
- 1:49:48It's everywhere. Incredible.
- 1:49:49It's in Palisades Park. It's in.
- 1:49:51No, no, go to the real one at the site.
- 1:49:56Fine. I'll go.
- 1:49:56I'll go down five stories to the bottom that the steel beams go
- 1:50:00all the way down. They're still there.
- 1:50:02Yeah, I'm the remedy. Like a bitch.
- 1:50:04OK, you want. Me to go there, it's.
- 1:50:06I kind of want to cry right now to it.
- 1:50:08Has anybody else here seen it? It is incredible.
- 1:50:11It's very sad. Yeah.
- 1:50:11Yeah, I heard it's an incredible museum.
- 1:50:14Incredible thing. Whatever you want to call it.
- 1:50:17Yeah. Memorial.
- 1:50:18Memorial. It would be memorials.
- 1:50:19They filled the whole outside with concrete so that it
- 1:50:22wouldn't flood in the basement. Level.
- 1:50:25Amazing architectural chattitar unions.
- 1:50:30Yeah, that's right. Alex built that same It's
- 1:50:32amazing. Concrete Union.
- 1:50:34They're local I. Don't know.
- 1:50:38A three. I don't know.
- 1:50:39Shout out to local A three. Yeah, talk to them about the
- 1:50:41explosive devices. So what happened to Building 7?
- 1:50:45So Building 7, one of the fuselages landed in the roof.
- 1:50:50Wait, is that actually? Is that actually?
- 1:50:52Fuck no, they blew that shit up. If that's what we're going to
- 1:50:56argue that they almost. Had us for a second, I really
- 1:50:59thought he knew. Like something?
- 1:51:02No what they saying? The official story is that
- 1:51:05papers paper fires got started or something.
- 1:51:09Yeah, it was something bad. Papers, Paper, I guess.
- 1:51:11In 2000. And one there was a lot of paper
- 1:51:13I don't fucking. Know.
- 1:51:14There was a lot of paper, yeah, but so WB Mason took down
- 1:51:18fucking. Did you see how they built up
- 1:51:19for? Y2.
- 1:51:21K right. Yeah, Right after there was a
- 1:51:23lot of paper. Yeah.
- 1:51:25There was not. A lot of paper, but like three
- 1:51:27quarter range? Well, they didn't say steel's
- 1:51:30not melting from paper, all right.
- 1:51:31They just. It's.
- 1:51:32Not. It's not.
- 1:51:33It's not that much of A it's not paper.
- 1:51:34It was it was debris fell onto the roof.
- 1:51:40Through the roof, I'm sure. Of course.
- 1:51:42Right. Wait.
- 1:51:42Can we all agree he's like, defending all this?
- 1:51:45Yes, I am. Do you think it?
- 1:51:46Do you think a piece of the energy?
- 1:51:47There is. Wait, wait.
- 1:51:49Back up. What?
- 1:51:50So let's say the. The buildings are falling.
- 1:51:52Yes. If you're telling me debris
- 1:51:54didn't land on that fucking roof and possibly puncture it.
- 1:51:58And it definitely, probably puncture it, yeah.
- 1:52:00Yeah. I mean, so that's the story.
- 1:52:02Yeah. But then they what they have,
- 1:52:04it's still with heating oil, right?
- 1:52:05It's got pilings going. I know the the Building 7 one is
- 1:52:09definitely the craziest one. It's from the ground up, you
- 1:52:15know? No, I think the craziest thing
- 1:52:16is the people leaving voicemails.
- 1:52:18Have you tried to go on Twitter, on a fucking airplane, 20,
- 1:52:21whatever, Three years later, people are leaving fucking
- 1:52:24voicemails. You don't believe the
- 1:52:25voicemails? They're very sweet.
- 1:52:28They're very. Sweet.
- 1:52:28And I bet. They're real, but maybe they're
- 1:52:31not. Boy, that was Brendan.
- 1:52:32Just so everyone knows, I'm not buying the voicemails.
- 1:52:36You don't buy them. Does Does Dan Heaton buy it?
- 1:52:40Daniel. Daniel.
- 1:52:44While we wait for Dan's response.
- 1:52:45Fuck. What was the other thing?
- 1:52:47Oh, Dan thinks Dan thinks the laser beam took out the
- 1:52:51buildings. Can you confirm or deny that?
- 1:52:54Does he? Dan, tell us.
- 1:52:57About the laser I don't know about.
- 1:52:58Him, I'm pretty sure. What's it called?
- 1:52:59It's called. The Direct Energy, do you think
- 1:53:02they had that back then? Things are no.
- 1:53:06Joke, brother. You.
- 1:53:06Think they they had him in the early 2000.
- 1:53:08I mean F117 fighter jet was made like the 70s.
- 1:53:11Listen, me and Dan maybe this argument before where you know
- 1:53:14we'll be sitting down for dinner, it just did you invite
- 1:53:17Dan? We definitely.
- 1:53:18I mean Brennan did. Is Dan having Miata?
- 1:53:23So and then Dan was like, that's just a random question for all
- 1:53:25this. Dan looks me straight in the
- 1:53:26eyes and he goes, there were no planes.
- 1:53:29That was a Direct Energy weapon. That's.
- 1:53:31I said check. Please.
- 1:53:33And then that was the end of that check.
- 1:53:36Please. Is crazy, dude.
- 1:53:37Not happening. That makes me hungry.
- 1:53:39Not happening with that two planes crashing into those
- 1:53:42buildings? No.
- 1:53:42What? There's video of it, but there's
- 1:53:44no way they're coming. Down and and to.
- 1:53:46OK. All right.
- 1:53:47They did. We're talking about the video
- 1:53:48now, right? Video.
- 1:53:49There's multiple videos of the. I know.
- 1:53:52And The thing is is like for. Yeah, but they are all edited,
- 1:53:55are they? Yeah.
- 1:53:56But do you think they had? That kind of.
- 1:53:58Crazy. They are all edited videos.
- 1:54:02They're not edited videos, they. Are no.
- 1:54:05They're missing frames. And how deep are you?
- 1:54:09Unless I'm Reddit thread where you're finding this shit out.
- 1:54:12Yeah. Be careful though.
- 1:54:13They got you. Dude, they did get Scott pretty
- 1:54:17hard, huh? What can was the Earth flat?
- 1:54:18Can we do? We'll get to that.
- 1:54:20Can we do one more thing? That.
- 1:54:22Is the Pentagon. Who need to thank it's.
- 1:54:24Pretty hard to find online. We're not going to.
- 1:54:27Play that. Go to DuckDuckGo.
- 1:54:30They can't. They can't go with you there.
- 1:54:31Go to DuckDuckGo. They can't find you there.
- 1:54:34Oh, if it's hard to find, I wonder why it's hard to find.
- 1:54:38Well, all right, well, here's the thing.
- 1:54:40I mean, most of these people probably know what it looks
- 1:54:42like. Well, actually, a lot of them
- 1:54:43probably fucking don't know what the security footage looks like.
- 1:54:45I mean, it's aged out by now. Yeah, it's.
- 1:54:47Because we're old, it's one fucking camera.
- 1:54:51It's. 1. It's.
- 1:54:52Kind of camera. That's it.
- 1:54:53Are you watching it right now? It.
- 1:54:54Shoots it. Shoots. 8 frames per 90 minutes.
- 1:54:57Hold on, hold on. Back it up a little bit.
- 1:54:58Now I'm about to figure it out. I'm about to solve this shit
- 1:55:00right now, frame by frame. Enhance.
- 1:55:03Oh, man, that's rough, dude. I'm sorry I'm sitting next to
- 1:55:06you, Frankie. Like this the most?
- 1:55:07Secure. Building.
- 1:55:09In the country, it's getting recorded by a Motorola razor.
- 1:55:14Be the most secure building, right?
- 1:55:15One of them. A Motorola razor.
- 1:55:19All right. So everyone's seen the footage
- 1:55:20now. Yeah.
- 1:55:21OK. So people like Brendan and Scott
- 1:55:25show anything at all think that it was a missile.
- 1:55:28I like that you can pull it up on the screen.
- 1:55:29That's nice. I mean.
- 1:55:31Isn't that cool? Thank you.
- 1:55:32Thank you, Malcolm. Hold on, hold on.
- 1:55:33Thank you, Malcolm. It's really good work.
- 1:55:35Good work. Yeah.
- 1:55:37It doesn't. It doesn't show it on the video
- 1:55:39but you see 11 frame of like something that's.
- 1:55:45But they didn't recover any wreckage from an airplane.
- 1:55:47No, they did. They did.
- 1:55:49They did at the Pentagon. Yeah, I.
- 1:55:51Don't know, it'd be pretty. Easy.
- 1:55:53I'm walking around. Malcolm can literally find
- 1:55:55photos of like, yeah, wait, what if?
- 1:55:57Yeah, you're going to tell me there wasn't one FBI agent with
- 1:56:00a duffel bag with a couple pieces of Not in the 47.
- 1:56:02They weren't that small. They were pretty big.
- 1:56:04Exactly what I'm saying, Brendan, thank you.
- 1:56:06Like, you don't think I was just that picking, sorry, it's very
- 1:56:11boring. I'm saying like do you think
- 1:56:14they were just taking like a 09/11's happening like you know
- 1:56:17two planes hitting the building then they're like, is that what
- 1:56:20you think they're like, hey, we should probably hit the building
- 1:56:22at the same time on a whole different thing.
- 1:56:25They're like, let's take the advantage of it.
- 1:56:28Is that what you know? Let's hit the accounting area in
- 1:56:30in the Pentagon. Like you would let a.
- 1:56:32Plane hit the Pentagon. That's crazy.
- 1:56:34And the the plane and the plane hit a Pentagon to that counter
- 1:56:37area. The exact Pentagon.
- 1:56:39Well, that that's all hearsay. None of us can, really.
- 1:56:41Happen. Yeah.
- 1:56:41I don't work in a Pentagon. I never researched that.
- 1:56:44I never researched that. I don't know if that's true.
- 1:56:46I feel like that'd be pretty easy to research.
- 1:56:48I feel like that'd be some pretty.
- 1:56:49This is shitty, but like, look up too.
- 1:56:51Is this shitty. But like, whoever died in that
- 1:56:55wing. OK, hear me out.
- 1:56:57I mean, we lost two point $4 trillion.
- 1:57:00And OK, that section of our building happens to get hit.
- 1:57:05All right, hear me out. I read every eyewitness report
- 1:57:09of that plane that I could find. The Pentagon.
- 1:57:13One Pentagon. Wow.
- 1:57:15Frankie don't just have that long hand for nothing.
- 1:57:17He really read every single. Hold on.
- 1:57:20He's got. Freeze dried food.
- 1:57:22We have Holden. He's great.
- 1:57:23HMAP Jay-Z X. My buddy is saying it's Frankie
- 1:57:26helping cover up for the cover. I might be.
- 1:57:29People are asking, bro. Yeah, the CIA got him, bro.
- 1:57:33I read every single one. Yeah, I knew you were a narc,
- 1:57:36dude. I knew you're family came from.
- 1:57:38He's family of narcs. Dude, you got to read the.
- 1:57:41I would have PA cards. He's white.
- 1:57:43Trust me. And you, Filipino brotherhood.
- 1:57:46Let's go. You're 1%.
- 1:57:48Hey. Hey.
- 1:57:50Hey, 1%'s more than a yeah, I don't know.
- 1:57:52Yeah, I'm looking what Scott. What Scott say?
- 1:57:56Yeah, Filipino. Like he might be.
- 1:57:59I don't know. Hey, K Pop.
- 1:58:00Yeah. How do you feel about that?
- 1:58:02Not even the. Same thing how do.
- 1:58:04I feel about what? So I felt weird about depending
- 1:58:07on one. So I so I went out of my way.
- 1:58:08I found all these eyewitness reports of the plane fucking
- 1:58:11crazy stories like people driving on the highway that's
- 1:58:14right in front of the because I was like, I was like there has
- 1:58:17to be more footage or something like this plane.
- 1:58:21In order for it to hit this building, it needs to be low as
- 1:58:24fuck and it needs to be it has to be landing.
- 1:58:27Have you ever driven through? And when you're within 3 miles
- 1:58:31of an airport, when you see a plane landing, you're like, is
- 1:58:33that shit going to fucking land on the highway, man.
- 1:58:34Hell of a shot. So I was like reading the
- 1:58:37reports and yeah, I mean, who knows, maybe they're all fake,
- 1:58:41but it's a long fucking list. Also, God forbid, with names and
- 1:58:46everything. God forbid.
- 1:58:47But it's a shame that they got rid of that guy on 9/11, because
- 1:58:50if he actually flew a plane to that, he should have been
- 1:58:52filming Fucking Top Gun, that. I know.
- 1:58:54That's. What I'm saying?
- 1:58:55Yeah, that's probably the the. Craziest.
- 1:58:59Fucking thing to do, to land a fucking dude.
- 1:59:02What a 747 is like. That building is flying a slice.
- 1:59:05For it's. Like 4 floors and he's parked
- 1:59:09that shit in front of a four story building.
- 1:59:11Yeah, it's crazy. That must have been nice.
- 1:59:13Behind the dials. He's nice with the yolks.
- 1:59:16Did he take it over? Didn't they just take it over?
- 1:59:20They said fly. Yeah, they hijacked it.
- 1:59:22Yeah, but he's saying it landing that in the way that they Well,
- 1:59:25are we still on the Pentagon? We're still on the Pentagon.
- 1:59:27OK, wait, but our favorite person with an airplane.
- 1:59:30Frankie. How hard would it be to drive it
- 1:59:32into freaking building? At full speed.
- 1:59:35Insane. Insanely hard.
- 1:59:37Yeah. Yeah, I would say how many
- 1:59:38stories is the Pentagon? I mean, he's not full speed, but
- 1:59:40I know they were, they were not slowing down.
- 1:59:43So he has, I don't know, not hitting the power line on the
- 1:59:47way in. They did.
- 1:59:49They did, actually. Yeah, right, Right on that
- 1:59:51highway. I need to rewatch the Pentagon
- 1:59:53footage. No, there's there's no footage.
- 1:59:55You have to read the fucking. You have to read the Oh, but
- 1:59:57that's. Read you're.
- 1:59:58Reading in you could read there is there are, there are a
- 2:00:04couple. Footage.
- 2:00:05There are a couple of. Scots going off?
- 2:00:08There's a couple photos from the highway.
- 2:00:12Of the. Telephone poles left over and
- 2:00:14the car's scattered because you don't know what to do.
- 2:00:16But so the other thing is, is, let's say the whole thing was a
- 2:00:19conspiracy and whatever, they shot a missile into the
- 2:00:21building. Yeah, whatever.
- 2:00:23They would never be able to get away with that today.
- 2:00:25There's people. Oh no, Everybody.
- 2:00:27Everybody has a fucking. Yeah.
- 2:00:30Camera in their pocket. Easy.
- 2:00:31But they would have been able to get away with it back then.
- 2:00:35Yeah, I mean if this kind. Of.
- 2:00:37Security footage we're dealing with, yeah, but back then they
- 2:00:40could have gotten away. But that's the craziest thing.
- 2:00:44It was a long 23 years and it's you got to think about how fast
- 2:00:47technology that's leaps and bounds worth behind technology.
- 2:00:50Like when I was in New School, I had a flip phone and that was
- 2:00:55only 1213 years, probably definitely more than that.
- 2:00:59Now by the way there is more footage but it was taken by the
- 2:01:03CIA obviously and it was never released.
- 2:01:05Yep. So there is more.
- 2:01:08There is, Yeah, of course. There's always more.
- 2:01:11I'm not saying it wasn't a false flag.
- 2:01:13Didn't we just didn't like we just bomb Iraq in like 4
- 2:01:17different places? What the fuck is going on with
- 2:01:18that? Which is Ethan.
- 2:01:20Ethan. Ethan.
- 2:01:21You know what happened? Yeah.
- 2:01:22Why does Ethan? Know go go, go 'cause.
- 2:01:24I got stocking Lockheed. So fucking turn that place to a
- 2:01:27parking lot. I'm kidding.
- 2:01:29Lockheed ain't doing that good. Oh no.
- 2:01:33What? US dropping bombs.
- 2:01:34And yeah, what happened with that?
- 2:01:35Isn't that one of the bases in Iraq got shelled or suicide
- 2:01:40drone and I think like 3 troops got injured.
- 2:01:43So we did some. When you say suicide drone, do
- 2:01:45you mean like no one is in it? Yeah, like FPV drones with like.
- 2:01:49How is that even considering? Suicide.
- 2:01:52OK, kamikaze drone. Is that bad?
- 2:01:54That's still suicide though, I. Don't know That's what they call
- 2:01:56a man. Drone strike, Drone strike, and
- 2:01:58that all comes from Israel, Israel dropping, dropping some
- 2:02:03general from Iran. I saw something with Iran, with
- 2:02:06Iran today. And I go, well, some general
- 2:02:09that was doing something in Syria was snuffed out by Israel
- 2:02:13like the other day. So what's going to happen Ethan?
- 2:02:17I don't know. I'm just waiting for World War
- 2:02:18Three so I can put on my ass less chaps and ride out.
- 2:02:22Fair enough. Sick statement, dude.
- 2:02:24Clip that. I don't know what I'm or.
- 2:02:27No. Because you're up in the woods
- 2:02:28now. I'm going to be the first person
- 2:02:30to die. Yeah.
- 2:02:31When they are. Yeah.
- 2:02:32You will be. Message the group chat.
- 2:02:34Bye. The the new movie guys to the
- 2:02:36movie it just came out about. Not the Civil War movie.
- 2:02:40Another movie. The Obama movie.
- 2:02:42Did you say Obama? Yeah.
- 2:02:43He he helped direct the new ones.
- 2:02:46Yeah. Did the movie where it's like
- 2:02:49it's a it's a family and they went like to Long Island.
- 2:02:51Did you say Obama that he directed it or he helped direct
- 2:02:55it? Are you Co directing?
- 2:02:56Are you serious? Look it up, Jamie.
- 2:02:58Pull it up. I seen it.
- 2:02:59I seen it. But you're saying he directed
- 2:03:01it? Yeah, we helped Co direct it and
- 2:03:04it's about the end of the world. I saw it.
- 2:03:06Yeah. Why did Obama make a movie?
- 2:03:08And Michelle, Michelle was in there.
- 2:03:10Big Mike was in there. That's another.
- 2:03:11Conspiracy in itself. You know, Big Mike, you think?
- 2:03:14Big Mike's real. Oh no.
- 2:03:16You know about Big Mike. Explain.
- 2:03:17No, no, no. Wait.
- 2:03:18Explain to me, because I am the little Carl, I don't know.
- 2:03:21Shit. I'm sorry you're so far away
- 2:03:23from me. I can hear.
- 2:03:25You a meter away from. Me.
- 2:03:26I know, I know. It's well, no, because Brendan
- 2:03:29and Ethan don't have headphones. So it doesn't.
- 2:03:30They don't get that. In fact, yeah.
- 2:03:32But explain to me what so big, big Mike.
- 2:03:37Do you have to call him that? You can't should be Mike either
- 2:03:40way. Do we call her that?
- 2:03:42It's Michelle Obama. People think that she's big
- 2:03:44Mike. That's what you call Michelle
- 2:03:47Obama. They think she's a guy.
- 2:03:48No, there's no pictures of her younger with pregnant.
- 2:03:53That's what they're saying, bro. There's.
- 2:03:54No. One with her with a mustache.
- 2:03:57Yo, there we go. They're saying the the cook.
- 2:04:00I was killed the other day in the water, bro.
- 2:04:02I got to say Michelle Obama took away the cookies in the
- 2:04:04cafeteria in my high school and I was pissed.
- 2:04:06That's it. What?
- 2:04:07Yeah, she got rid of all that. Shit.
- 2:04:09Why did she do that? She was when Michelle Obama was
- 2:04:13in office, I remember. Or when she was never She was
- 2:04:15never in office. Barack Obama.
- 2:04:17They yeah, they made Nesquik taste like shit too.
- 2:04:20They they took all, they took out all the you who.
- 2:04:22They took out all the Snapple. They took out all this shit.
- 2:04:25And then now, now that high school cafeteria's got Dasani in
- 2:04:28it, I'd rather fucking drink my own urine.
- 2:04:30Fair enough. I'm going to go on the defensive
- 2:04:33on Dasani here. What?
- 2:04:35No, don't, don't get. It.
- 2:04:37I am too Dasani Any. Bottled.
- 2:04:39Water you buy at a gas station is not that bad, and it all
- 2:04:44tastes the same except for that fucking What's that shit with
- 2:04:47the Black Label that every single girl you've ever met
- 2:04:49drinks? That's the water that I drink.
- 2:04:52That shit tastes like water with fucking electricity.
- 2:04:55And it's so good. It's so good it.
- 2:04:57Sucks, dude. No.
- 2:04:58The water out of the sunny. It tastes like I'm drinking A
- 2:05:00roll of nickels. No, the the best water you can
- 2:05:03buy is Liquid Death. Liquid Death.
- 2:05:05Liquid Death. You can 100 here at Faction
- 2:05:07Motors, But no, you can't. But maybe one day we'll get
- 2:05:09sponsored. Dude.
- 2:05:10Liquid Death Sponsors. This is this shit.
- 2:05:13Come on, I got stuck on a Black Friday deal on Amazon.
- 2:05:16I pay $14.00 for an 18 pack of 16 ounce cans and I just have
- 2:05:22them come 22 cases a week to my apartment.
- 2:05:25That's how you're trying to get me to conflict with death.
- 2:05:28Trying to bait me. That's right.
- 2:05:29Yeah. Kill plastic.
- 2:05:32Murder your thirst. Murder your thirst.
- 2:05:35That's a fucking. Advertiser right here are we
- 2:05:37working on our. Adly Yeah.
- 2:05:39He. Says it.
- 2:05:41Murder your thirst. You have the canteen once you
- 2:05:44fill this in. Infinitely.
- 2:05:46Reusable bottle with Liquid Death.
- 2:05:48It will brutally terrorize your thirst in a never ending
- 2:05:51nightmare. Cool, cool cool.
- 2:05:56So they really want me to fill this with Liquid death.
- 2:05:58Wait, wait. Wait, I don't think you're gone.
- 2:06:00I. Think there's some.
- 2:06:01Filthy burrito water, I'm sure. Yo, Lachlan in the chat, our
- 2:06:05favorite person. What's up, Lachlan?
- 2:06:07Malcolm says hello. Yo, Danny, he's free.
- 2:06:08Big Mike. No, but he's like you, Danny.
- 2:06:11Heat. This guy's milk at school is one
- 2:06:13day from expiring, no less. No more, dude.
- 2:06:17Blame, blame, blame, blame Big Mike.
- 2:06:18Apparently. Hey, one day from expiring is
- 2:06:21fine. Lachlan says the size of the
- 2:06:23Boeing 757 compared to the size of the damage to the Pentagon is
- 2:06:26pretty out of proportion. Not that accurate.
- 2:06:29Planes don't really make a big footprint when they crash in the
- 2:06:32building. So now counter argument.
- 2:06:34If you look at the pictures of the Trade Center from where the
- 2:06:38entry point is, there's perfect wing imprints in it.
- 2:06:42There is God, yeah. This is, this is what I was.
- 2:06:46They. Were also going, but they were
- 2:06:48also going way faster. I know their argument could be.
- 2:06:50Concrete. Poured in between floors is
- 2:06:52thinner. It's more for a facade, not
- 2:06:54structure. I believe somebody in chat
- 2:06:56probably will. I know buildings were made
- 2:06:58completely different. The internal structure of the
- 2:07:01World Trade Center was stiff, strong.
- 2:07:03The face of the World Trade Center?
- 2:07:05That was mostly glass. So.
- 2:07:07But what are 740 sevens made out of?
- 2:07:10Hey, Fiberglass paper mechanic and BN Sports made that whole.
- 2:07:13Yeah, the BN. Sorry, what is that shit they
- 2:07:18should have made, dude? If they made. 747 at a.
- 2:07:21KBD. Both.
- 2:07:23Both both trace centers would still be standing I.
- 2:07:26Should would have? Flown into there like a limp
- 2:07:28Dick. Yeah, you would have seen just
- 2:07:33scrape marks on the window, something like all folded.
- 2:07:37You hit the floor somewhere. That's KBD planes that fit,
- 2:07:41yeah. KBD should start building
- 2:07:44planes. Wait, you would never get off
- 2:07:46the? Air though, they're going.
- 2:07:47To ask for a mold of the plane. Yeah, Malcolm doesn't have that
- 2:07:51saved. He should have that saved on his
- 2:07:53computer. What is it?
- 2:07:54Have have it all folded. Up.
- 2:07:55Yeah, the smashed in doll face. Oh my God.
- 2:07:58Yeah, that's what KBD looks like.
- 2:08:01You wouldn't rock KBD. No.
- 2:08:04No, Frankie, you have KBD on your car right now.
- 2:08:06I would be worried that. You would rock that.
- 2:08:08Shit. Oh, there's a good one.
- 2:08:10If OEM. If like a Nissan made it, maybe.
- 2:08:12Is that a real baby? Pull it up.
- 2:08:17That's actually. A portrait.
- 2:08:18Of. Frankie Bovino.
- 2:08:20There it is. Dude, what the fuck Did we get
- 2:08:24questions? Did you do a?
- 2:08:26Question. Thing We do a question.
- 2:08:27I'm terrified, yo. I.
- 2:08:28Think the mob killed JFK? Yeah, let's.
- 2:08:30I watched the I watched the Hoffa.
- 2:08:32I think about aliens. Wait, wasn't it the CIA?
- 2:08:35They said they killed JFK. See that thing with Tucker
- 2:08:37talking? Wait, what about Vinnie Rafa?
- 2:08:39I just watched. Backup fuck is.
- 2:08:41Going on Vinnie Rafa. Has a posse.
- 2:08:45Vinnie Rafa is from my town. Can confirm he has a pussy.
- 2:08:52That guy is still alive and crying on Facebook every day.
- 2:08:55Is he really? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:08:56That's terrible, he talks. I'm going to stop.
- 2:09:00Do you do? You know?
- 2:09:01Do you know who he? Is or went to.
- 2:09:02Vinny Rafa the same class as his daughter You, probably.
- 2:09:05Don't because it. Was a sticker.
- 2:09:07That was placed on every. Fucking.
- 2:09:08Stop sign around our. Fucking.
- 2:09:10Calendar stop sign. It's one time, but he's on
- 2:09:13Facebook still talking about his vagina.
- 2:09:14He's a failed electrician and like street.
- 2:09:16Artist. He's a street artist or some
- 2:09:18shit. When you say.
- 2:09:19Failed electrician. That's so bad.
- 2:09:21He's like, yeah, and he's also a street artist.
- 2:09:23He would. Roll.
- 2:09:26All around, if any if napping people's boards and then he'd
- 2:09:31hand them some shit. No Bay boards, Bay boards.
- 2:09:34He would hand out Bay boards. He would break their skateboard
- 2:09:36and give him off. Vinny Rafa, you probably know
- 2:09:40more. Built the handrail.
- 2:09:42Well, yeah, at the Brooklyn Bank's 9 stair.
- 2:09:46He built it, he built it. He went set up construction,
- 2:09:50looking things and whatever, and built the handrail as a nine
- 2:09:53stair rail as a Brooklyn Bank. I know what you really.
- 2:09:55Yeah, I've written that rail, so I know.
- 2:09:58So I know it's true that it was like some bullshit rail there or
- 2:10:01something. He went, took it out, put his
- 2:10:03own rail in. I mean, so he's a good guy maybe
- 2:10:07in this, I don't know. I don't know.
- 2:10:09Maybe I know him from when I was younger, like.
- 2:10:12If you wanted. To skate up by us, it was like
- 2:10:16everyone knew who he was. He did, actually.
- 2:10:19Actually, yeah, we shouldn't be putting too much dirt on this
- 2:10:22guy's name. He did the No.
- 2:10:24The Nyack Skate Park is there largely because of him.
- 2:10:28The Nyack the. Concrete park.
- 2:10:29Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was.
- 2:10:30He was a big, like proponent. Of that.
- 2:10:33Back. Maybe we can get him on the
- 2:10:34podcast. You.
- 2:10:36He's not busy. Yeah, you can.
- 2:10:37Yeah. Don't put dirt.
- 2:10:40On his Yeah, he's not busy at all.
- 2:10:41Actually, he probably loves someone to talk to.
- 2:10:44Wait, so JFK, What happened? Magic bullet?
- 2:10:47What? No, I think.
- 2:10:48I think the I think the Mafia got him.
- 2:10:50You think? The mafia took out the
- 2:10:52president. I just.
- 2:10:52Watched. The Hoffa documentary which they
- 2:10:55still haven't found That motherfucker, he's.
- 2:10:56Been dead for a while. Yeah, they've been saying that
- 2:11:00forever, bro. MIT boxers went there and they
- 2:11:03said Nah, they scanned the floor.
- 2:11:05Ain't there wait. When was he killed?
- 2:11:08I well, well, the they. Say.
- 2:11:10That the Teamsters? Yeah, so that.
- 2:11:12So, Hoffa. Was killed by another.
- 2:11:14Teamster. That was from Detroit.
- 2:11:17Something like that. They shipped them like 3 trucks
- 2:11:20in. Pretty crazy.
- 2:11:21Pretty crazy. You got to whoa.
- 2:11:22I just thought I was saying when when what year?
- 2:11:24Ish. Oh, I'd be like the 80s and 90s,
- 2:11:2780s. 90s wasn't. MetLife.
- 2:11:28Yeah, but they still never found him.
- 2:11:30No. The metal ends?
- 2:11:31Well, no. MetLife Stadium was built like,
- 2:11:34what, 10 years ago? 15 years?
- 2:11:36No. They they say it's.
- 2:11:37Giants, they say. Giant stadium giants.
- 2:11:39Giants. Yeah, the metal wave giant
- 2:11:42stadium makes, Yeah. Where they changed the name,
- 2:11:44didn't they? No, they changed the whole.
- 2:11:45They built a whole new. Building.
- 2:11:46And then they. Well, for the old giant stadium,
- 2:11:49that's where they say he's buried.
- 2:11:50But that's bullshit. They probably shipped him down
- 2:11:52South. Could hide A body anywhere over
- 2:11:54there. Because the fucking swamps.
- 2:11:55Yeah, the swamps. Going to be.
- 2:11:57Swamp. But yeah, it's gone.
- 2:11:59When I've always I. Mean I.
- 2:12:00Used to think. Nowadays you can't get away with
- 2:12:02anything 'cause there's a camera on every single kind of, but
- 2:12:07like I've the fact that people got caught.
- 2:12:10Murdering. People when there was no St.
- 2:12:11cameras is insane. You're a horrible criminal.
- 2:12:14You're a horrible criminal. Yeah, like I I I think back.
- 2:12:17I think about that shit all the time.
- 2:12:20Was the big mob hit outside of whatever?
- 2:12:23Club in Midtown. The cast, Was it Castellano?
- 2:12:31Yeah, maybe it was Castle when they pulled up.
- 2:12:33I'm just. I'm literally just 'cause.
- 2:12:35I watched the Get Gotti shit. Oh, yeah, Yeah, That was a that
- 2:12:39was a good documentary. It was a good documentary
- 2:12:41because I'm sitting at my office desk and it's the kind of dock
- 2:12:43where you don't need a visual. They they did it pretty good.
- 2:12:46They did it very well. They did it really well.
- 2:12:48You did a house the other day. You did a mafia house the other
- 2:12:50day. How What?
- 2:12:51Whose house? A few days ago.
- 2:12:53Yeah, maybe not say yeah I don't know.
- 2:12:56Yeah this is 2 days ago. Definitely don't want.
- 2:12:59Definitely don't pull that in here.
- 2:13:00I. Don't know what you're.
- 2:13:01Talking about. Loose lip sync.
- 2:13:03Ships, Yeah, you're about. To.
- 2:13:05Get That's crazy Scott. By the way, this podcast is done
- 2:13:08out of 27 Smith St. in New Brunswick, NJ That's perfect.
- 2:13:13Thank you. So, so I think I think the.
- 2:13:20What? CIAFBI.
- 2:13:22They got it, I think. I think.
- 2:13:24I think. One of the mobs it could have
- 2:13:25been the mob was. I think the mob was involved the
- 2:13:28the bootleg, because they killed what's his name afterwards?
- 2:13:31Who's the guy who shot who? Oh, the guy.
- 2:13:33That fucking killed Malcolm. I know you're on your phone, but
- 2:13:36look up who Who's the guy who shot the other guy?
- 2:13:39Jack Ruby. Jack Ruby shot the other guy.
- 2:13:41Let the guy check his and Jack Ruby.
- 2:13:42If someone killed Jack Ruby, no or no, He had cancer or
- 2:13:45something. Cancer.
- 2:13:46Do you guys? All right, wait, why don't we
- 2:13:48know the guy who shot JK? It's Lee Harvey Oswald,
- 2:13:51motherfucker. And he shot him as he was going
- 2:13:54into the police station, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:13:56Jack Ruby. Jack.
- 2:13:57Ruby shot Jack. Ruby was definitely in on it
- 2:13:59100%, I think. I think with a full mop thing.
- 2:14:01I think. I think Oswald had nothing
- 2:14:03really. I don't think he was even.
- 2:14:05I think he was shot. I think he was a Patsy.
- 2:14:08I think he was part of a conspiracy.
- 2:14:12What is that? Thing where they?
- 2:14:13Brainwash. You up in SAN and.
- 2:14:15Kale and kale. What the fuck is MK?
- 2:14:18OK, Ultra. If I came in, I went and got an
- 2:14:21MRI. The other day.
- 2:14:23You get out of that little tube. If you told me anything, I'd be
- 2:14:27like, yeah, probably. Dude, MRI is the most fucked up
- 2:14:30thing you can do in your entire life.
- 2:14:32Why was it dude, they put you in a little tube.
- 2:14:34I my nose itched so I went to go reach my hands up to itch my.
- 2:14:37Nose. And I couldn't get my hand up
- 2:14:40for that's how tight the tubes are.
- 2:14:42Unless they do like open body ones or whatever now.
- 2:14:45But you could 100% turn somebody insane in an MRI, too.
- 2:14:50Without a doubt. I'll get claustrophobic.
- 2:14:52They put headphones on you and they start putting shit in your
- 2:14:55ears during that. What the fuck, dude?
- 2:14:57Why were you getting an MRI? Wait, Yeah.
- 2:14:59What? Yeah.
- 2:14:59What? You OK?
- 2:15:00I had a bulging dish in my back. Oh, normal back stuff.
- 2:15:04Yeah. MK Ultra.
- 2:15:05What do you think about MK Ultra?
- 2:15:07I mean MK. Ultra I.
- 2:15:08Mean they've been. They were trying to trick you
- 2:15:10into doing stuff with acid and shit.
- 2:15:11You know, they trying to murder people.
- 2:15:13They use acid. So MK Ultra is a explain to
- 2:15:17people. MK Ultra's real right?
- 2:15:19MK Ultra, they did do this. Yes, explain to people who don't
- 2:15:22know what MK Ultra is, because that's.
- 2:15:23Me, I'm. I mean it's.
- 2:15:24Going to be pretty bad, but let's try MK Ultra is some kind
- 2:15:27of CIA operation that was happening in California
- 2:15:31somewhere, maybe all over the place.
- 2:15:32I don't know. I think they would do it in a
- 2:15:33bunch of places. Yeah.
- 2:15:34And they say Charles Manson was part of MK Ultra.
- 2:15:38They say the the bomber. They say, yeah, actually, yeah,
- 2:15:43yeah. What's his name?
- 2:15:44Forget his name. Ted Kaczynski.
- 2:15:47Was part of it. We're really bad.
- 2:15:49With Ames here. So basically.
- 2:15:50They're saying the CIA brainwashes these people and
- 2:15:53like, drugs them, all this shit and then gets basically gets
- 2:15:58them. What's?
- 2:15:58There's a word for it where you have someone a vigilante?
- 2:16:04No. Kind of like what you always
- 2:16:06say. Sleeper cell.
- 2:16:09Kind of like a sleeper. Whoa.
- 2:16:10I do not always say to you relax where it's like you could just
- 2:16:13activate them at some point and then he'll do.
- 2:16:17Not like they play like 3 mouse clicks through your TV.
- 2:16:22He just turns into a fucking murder and then they just have
- 2:16:24like, KGB. Shit though, right?
- 2:16:26And then they just. Rush into KGB.
- 2:16:28Shit, the KGB, they definitely had sleepers.
- 2:16:32I mean, there was, there was documentaries about families
- 2:16:34that came here living in fake facades like this is the family,
- 2:16:38but really they're just KGB. Did you ever see The Americans?
- 2:16:41Yeah, that's exactly what it's based off.
- 2:16:42Right? Shit is crazy.
- 2:16:44Shit is crazy. Great show.
- 2:16:46Think about that. Do you think do you think the
- 2:16:48the real question is do you think the Russian, the Soviet,
- 2:16:51the Soviets were were trying to infiltrate our education system
- 2:16:56and cause us to be the soft liberals that we are today?
- 2:17:00Well, if they were, they did a good job.
- 2:17:01I'll tell you, the Chinese did a great job.
- 2:17:03Yeah, yeah, you can't. They're pushing.
- 2:17:06Yeah, TikTok, they already. Won.
- 2:17:10Yeah. Who in here is TikTok, everyone.
- 2:17:12I don't have it on my phone. I don't.
- 2:17:15I don't. Malcolm has it.
- 2:17:17Chris has it. I.
- 2:17:20Don't have it. You know, Chris is probably
- 2:17:23jerking. Off with it the only thing.
- 2:17:25I support is he's probably looking at hentai and stuff on
- 2:17:27there. He's been real quiet.
- 2:17:28His whole Potter TikTok too. Not on TikTok.
- 2:17:32Yeah, you do. Never, Never I might.
- 2:17:34Used to when it. First came out, I might have got
- 2:17:36it and I said. Not for me.
- 2:17:38Yeah, you're right. You just have Instagram.
- 2:17:40All right. Easy there, Carl.
- 2:17:40Only Chinese I support is. Yeah.
- 2:17:42What are you doing? Restaurant I'm trying to get rid
- 2:17:43of. No drinks on the table desk.
- 2:17:45No drinks on the table. Right, Malcolm, straighten him
- 2:17:48out. Look at Malcolm's pyramid.
- 2:17:49Yeah, he's Malcolm's pyramid. Malcolm, can we get a check in
- 2:17:53on the progress on that four loco?
- 2:17:55I don't think it has gone down at all.
- 2:17:58Oh that sounds cool. I am not drinking, this guy
- 2:18:02playing. Hot beer.
- 2:18:03Cans. Dude, I was, I was sticker.
- 2:18:06I was, I was actually fucking listening like a good friend.
- 2:18:12That was a crazy conversation to be fucking listening to for
- 2:18:14somebody who doesn't really hear this shit on a regular basis.
- 2:18:17And I'm sure a lot of these people in here have no idea.
- 2:18:22Chug it. I'm sorry for all the car people
- 2:18:25that have told us to do a bullshit about, you know, I.
- 2:18:27Feel like 2? Dollars.
- 2:18:28You better chug that. Fuck, it's a knee, baby.
- 2:18:30Three. Dollars I were.
- 2:18:31Pounds. It was 4 lbs.
- 2:18:33That's like $18.00. What, bro?
- 2:18:37Are you doing, Carl? You better finish.
- 2:18:40That I paid for your pizza the other day.
- 2:18:42Oh yeah. God, is it?
- 2:18:45Yeah, I paid for your. Pizza.
- 2:18:46That was some. Good ass that.
- 2:18:47How good was that pizza? Daninos Portman Ave.
- 2:18:50Yeah, yeah. Good enough to chug that for a
- 2:18:52loco. Yeah, chug that shit, baby.
- 2:18:54Just do it. My mom came here, asked me to
- 2:18:56chug the shit. I wouldn't.
- 2:18:57You wouldn't. To save her life, Listeners,
- 2:18:59this guys shitting on you by not I'm a healthy.
- 2:19:02Guy bro. I don't.
- 2:19:03Drink. I mean, I'm oh, yeah, he sucks
- 2:19:05in. I don't drink.
- 2:19:06Hey, I don't chug that shit. It's New Year's baby.
- 2:19:09Chug that shit, Dan Heaton chimed in.
- 2:19:12He just wanted to say the premise of Stranger Things is
- 2:19:14based on MK Ultra. Just so yes, yes, I remember
- 2:19:17that. What?
- 2:19:19It's easy for people that aren't into conspiracy be like, yeah,
- 2:19:22that's. Like the whole place.
- 2:19:23Where 11 is at when it starts the whole.
- 2:19:26OK, they say. Yeah, there was some place that
- 2:19:30they based it off of. A conspiracy theorist is just a
- 2:19:34term made-up for from the government trying to hide
- 2:19:37conspiracies. Yes.
- 2:19:40Yes. We're going full.
- 2:19:41We're going full deep. Put my tinfoil at get.
- 2:19:43My tinfoil at. Yeah, where?
- 2:19:44Is your tinfoil hat I? Don't know.
- 2:19:46I was going to bring one. I didn't.
- 2:19:48Dan bring mine. No, but Speaking of, it's called
- 2:19:54the. Montauk project, by the way.
- 2:19:55Oh the. Montauk project Hold on, hold
- 2:19:57on, hold on. I'm going to Montauk, NY, Danny,
- 2:20:00he says. You're spot on, Alex, By the
- 2:20:03way. I think the current Montauk
- 2:20:04project is the fact that if you go out there, it's like $14.00 a
- 2:20:08beer. You have to be retarded to be
- 2:20:11spreading. They got something in the water
- 2:20:14there. That's because Dave Portnoy went
- 2:20:17there once and now everybody wants to.
- 2:20:19That's wild. Wait, we have.
- 2:20:20Portnoy's been to that pizzeria that you've been to what?
- 2:20:22Daninos. Dude, I like to you say the name
- 2:20:25right too. And it turns me on a little bit.
- 2:20:27What? Daninos, How else do you always
- 2:20:30say it? Oh.
- 2:20:33You got to go to, You got to go to.
- 2:20:34What do you call it? Industry Linda Streets?
- 2:20:38I'm sorry, I'm not Action Bronson like cock sucker, but.
- 2:20:41Like at the same time? Like, yo, it's.
- 2:20:42That's a. Fire ass place where go there
- 2:20:45You want to do Malcolm questions before 11 free shout out is to
- 2:20:49Linda Street Pizza. On. 2nd.
- 2:20:52Probably right. Second St.
- 2:20:53Yeah, there's one in the West Village. 2nd St. in
- 2:20:55Williamsburg, Brooklyn is the best pizza.
- 2:20:58What's the best pizza in New Jersey?
- 2:21:01New York, Star Tavern, Star Tavern Pizza.
- 2:21:07In east. Orange that.
- 2:21:09One Johnny of them. Are obsessed with East Orange.
- 2:21:12I don't know which one it is. Star Tavern Best pizza in New
- 2:21:15Jersey. I've heard about Star Tavern
- 2:21:17before. I've never been there.
- 2:21:18Where is it incredible? In the oranges.
- 2:21:21Oh, OK. I believe it.
- 2:21:22Then. One of the oranges.
- 2:21:23I don't remember which one. Star Taverns are they?
- 2:21:26Yeah, we found a place. What is it?
- 2:21:29Tony's in. Clifton Tony's in.
- 2:21:30Clifton. I'm not a pizza guy when we got.
- 2:21:33That. Pizza.
- 2:21:34That shit was good as fuck. We ordered it twice.
- 2:21:36Does Frankie hate pizza? I'm not a pizza.
- 2:21:39Guy Frankie is famously not a pizza guy, but if.
- 2:21:41You. Get pizza.
- 2:21:42And it's here. I'll eat the whole pie.
- 2:21:43I am a pizza guy. I think we don't just order that
- 2:21:46here, bro. Like, why do we got to go
- 2:21:48somewhere? We're all hanging out right now.
- 2:21:49Well, they're not going to deliver this for.
- 2:21:53Yeah, we're hanging out. Malcolm want to go home?
- 2:21:57Malcolm can go home. We won't like another one.
- 2:21:59We did have a bunch of questions that.
- 2:22:00I think that some of them are pretty good, like for us to
- 2:22:02bullshit around on. So everybody keep drinking them
- 2:22:05beers, I mean our beverages, and then we'll keep it rolling.
- 2:22:09We're probably going to fucking halal guy or whatever.
- 2:22:12The fuck Juicy. Yeah, that's what Frankie's
- 2:22:14taking everybody, or we or we go to the diner.
- 2:22:16But I don't know. I'll go to the diner.
- 2:22:18I'm not going to the. Juicy platter Still have
- 2:22:20heartburn for the next. Do you remember that time we
- 2:22:22went to the diner? Sorry, I'm reading some of these
- 2:22:24because I ordered a champagne. Yeah, we're.
- 2:22:27Having neural conversations. Yeah.
- 2:22:29Let's let's do this podcast, yeah.
- 2:22:31We have. Some questions.
- 2:22:32Yeah, we got some questions. I'm gonna this rough ones.
- 2:22:37I'm sure there's a Yeah, don't go crazy.
- 2:22:39Because I know there's going to be fucked.
- 2:22:40Up shit in. There I'll.
- 2:22:41I'll. I'll pick them up.
- 2:22:42You want me to filter? I'll filter.
- 2:22:43I'll filter. You don't have to filter
- 2:22:44hardcore, but like the most fucked up.
- 2:22:46Wait, do people, do people request like, nasty stuff?
- 2:22:49Yeah, they're like this one right here says have Brendan
- 2:22:53lick Ethan. Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
- 2:22:57No, I'm just kidding. It's not $2.00.
- 2:22:59Then it'll that's not in here. That's not in here.
- 2:23:01That's not in here. I was just kidding.
- 2:23:02But this one? This one is from Josh for Alex.
- 2:23:08Fuck, marry, kill. Tacoma Cummins 240.
- 2:23:11I like that one. You like the Cummins?
- 2:23:17I like a Cummins, but I'm. Not gonna It's not gonna beat my
- 2:23:19Tacoma. These are.
- 2:23:20The most questions we ever got. All right, let's Brennan, don't
- 2:23:22guess it out for me. Cummins Tacoma.
- 2:23:24I'm gonna guess Alex answer to this question is going to be
- 2:23:26marry the Tacoma. OK.
- 2:23:28OK. Oh yeah, Jesus.
- 2:23:30Fuck the 240. Kill the Cummins, yeah?
- 2:23:34Is that? Correct the two. 40.
- 2:23:36You fucking all that's hard. Dude.
- 2:23:38You fucked it. No, but like.
- 2:23:42The I mean the Cummins, an old Faithful.
- 2:23:44I mean, probably a good fuck, but is it more of a fuck than
- 2:23:47the 240? I would say no.
- 2:23:50The two 40s been for you. Josh is he's turning into a
- 2:23:53right wing white supremacist. Josh.
- 2:23:56Elise. Stop.
- 2:23:57Follow me on the Listen, go follow him on Instagram.
- 2:24:00He's turning into a right wing supremacist.
- 2:24:03Are you worried about. Yes he's got he bought a Cummins
- 2:24:06and that's. Listen, I know my father and my
- 2:24:07father owns a. House in a beach town in New
- 2:24:09Jersey, and Josh lives in a. Beach town in New Jersey?
- 2:24:12Uh, it's a matter of time till he's right way.
- 2:24:15Josh is watching Fox News. It's only a matter of time
- 2:24:19before you listen to. Alex.
- 2:24:20Jones on Yeah, before he has a sticker on the back, when he
- 2:24:24says something like Priuses under my tires or I'm gonna.
- 2:24:28I'm gonna bring this up with a second Josh question 'cause it
- 2:24:30was 2 backs the blue. I heard he already has a sticker
- 2:24:33on the back of one who probably says back the blue.
- 2:24:34I heard him complaining about migrants the other day.
- 2:24:36See, that's what I'm saying. He's brown.
- 2:24:39He's complaining about migrants. What did you just say?
- 2:24:43Migraine. Yeah, I thought, he said.
- 2:24:45Migraines too, although. We got a part, we got a part.
- 2:24:47Two, we got a Part 2. For the Josh one, what we'll
- 2:24:49get, dude, he's just shitting on Alex.
- 2:24:52He's going to shit on me and me. What will get done for.
- 2:24:55Yeah, I guess. You know, Frankie's our.
- 2:24:56Like. Frankie here is our Josh, but
- 2:24:59like Josh on the other side of my my life is the same thing.
- 2:25:04It's Frankie. I calm down a lot now, so Josh
- 2:25:07is still full speed. Anyway, this one's Part 2 here.
- 2:25:10What will get done 1st? Alex installing fenders or
- 2:25:15Frankie assembling a long block. Oh, I feel like that's AI
- 2:25:18already put the fenders on and then I took them off and I put
- 2:25:21them back on. Long block is assembled
- 2:25:22technically. Yeah.
- 2:25:23Alright. So I feel like, I don't know,
- 2:25:24it's pretty knee even right now. Why do people shit on Alex for
- 2:25:27not working on being able to work on a car?
- 2:25:28I've seen it work on a car. The reason they shit on me, they
- 2:25:31just want to see us drive. They want to see it.
- 2:25:33That's all it is. That's all they want to see us
- 2:25:35drive. Come on.
- 2:25:36But at the same time, I just don't want to.
- 2:25:38I don't want to bend the knee. Kinda.
- 2:25:41You don't want to bend the knee. I want to bend the knee.
- 2:25:46Yeah, that's so jujitsu. Of you.
- 2:25:49I don't want to put him. I don't want.
- 2:25:50To have him the dominant. Position.
- 2:25:52No, the car runs. It's good, but I just don't want
- 2:25:55to spend the extra bit of money he's being.
- 2:25:57Cheap. Right now I'm being cheap.
- 2:25:59Is that Mike good, Scott or because we all just heard that
- 2:26:05it seemed off? He's like.
- 2:26:12All right, all right. Scott's like I don't know this,
- 2:26:15this might. Got hit by. 747 or something.
- 2:26:18All right. Next question, Carl, question.
- 2:26:23Sorry. Yo, Lachlan said.
- 2:26:27What's you guys preferred chip brand to eat salsa with?
- 2:26:30Tostitos. Man.
- 2:26:32Oh, I agree. Yeah, yeah, without doubt.
- 2:26:34What's that one? Satina.
- 2:26:37'S is the other one. No, there's a paper.
- 2:26:40Bag lost. Something it comes in a.
- 2:26:43Like a? Paper bag.
- 2:26:45That's the one. Little clear with a little
- 2:26:47window. Yeah, for salsa it's the best.
- 2:26:50Anything with like, girth to the dip.
- 2:26:53Tostitos. OK, you need, you need that.
- 2:26:56You need that seed oil. You know.
- 2:26:58You need. You know.
- 2:27:00You know, that caught me. The seed oil.
- 2:27:02All right. All right.
- 2:27:04All right. This is from Chris Sarkar, if
- 2:27:06you guys OK. Actually hold.
- 2:27:09On a minute. Next one?
- 2:27:11No. Like Chris I.
- 2:27:12Fucking read it. Because Alex is going to answer
- 2:27:13this anyway, if you could kiss any.
- 2:27:15Of your friends who? Would it be right now?
- 2:27:20I I would kiss Carl, but he's so far.
- 2:27:21I'd kiss Frank. Who?
- 2:27:22Right on the mouth though, that's.
- 2:27:24Crazy. And people would want to see it.
- 2:27:27And people would pay for that. Yeah, they would.
- 2:27:29Say right South. Slide detail South.
- 2:27:33Slide details, guys. How do you balance a
- 2:27:35relationship when your significant other doesn't?
- 2:27:38Really. And then there's just AR.
- 2:27:40All right S Slide. Sorry man.
- 2:27:43You might have wait doesn't really what ran out of
- 2:27:44characters, just doesn't really. Is there anything else?
- 2:27:48S slide, whatever you're going through right now, I hope it
- 2:27:50gets better. Thank you.
- 2:27:51Thank you. Brendan, do we have any
- 2:27:53relationship advice for people that are going through some
- 2:27:55stuff? Wait, don't ask.
- 2:27:56First of all, don't ask the faction pod for relationship
- 2:27:58advice. The fashion.
- 2:28:00World single for office is 3/4 single.
- 2:28:03Can you read? I have a very healthy
- 2:28:05relationship as the Scott, I believe, yes.
- 2:28:07And so does Alex and so does Alex.
- 2:28:09What about Malcolm? That is beautiful Malcolm.
- 2:28:12It does not. 20% of the time people are pretending like
- 2:28:14Malcolm's Sorry Malcolm and Princess.
- 2:28:16I just feel like Malcolm's in the back.
- 2:28:18They're they're always the the top there, he.
- 2:28:21Is turn the camera turn it down. So if you want to know how you
- 2:28:23balance. A.
- 2:28:24A. Relationship.
- 2:28:25It's not having a car. Ding, Ding, Ding.
- 2:28:28Does that really make it easier? Yeah, I think all the people are
- 2:28:31single. Do you?
- 2:28:32Think about how many weekends. You.
- 2:28:33I shouldn't say waste because my favorite thing in the world is
- 2:28:37cars. But, I mean, you'd probably have
- 2:28:40to learn balance. I haven't had.
- 2:28:42Scott should be able to answer this because you.
- 2:28:44I mean, I haven't drifted. Yeah, you haven't drifted.
- 2:28:47But a long time. Yeah.
- 2:28:49I guess you just work on cars every fucking day now.
- 2:28:51But I work on cars. Yeah.
- 2:28:55Yeah, it's kind of necessary. Well, that's a honestly pretty
- 2:28:58good piece of you gotta do a. Relation moderation.
- 2:29:01Everyone. It all comes down to moderation
- 2:29:04or moderate relationship. Something we don't know anything
- 2:29:06about. I don't.
- 2:29:08No, I have no self-control. If I like something, I'm
- 2:29:10fucking. Yeah, look at me.
- 2:29:11I'm waiting key right now. I just fell into it.
- 2:29:15Now I'm just. Get into that now.
- 2:29:16You should think if you find a. Girl snowboarding MM.
- 2:29:18MMMM. Don't date a psycho if if at the
- 2:29:23beginning of your relationship, your girlfriend is trying to
- 2:29:27make you do. Things.
- 2:29:28Differently. Or fuck your friends.
- 2:29:30That too. It happens.
- 2:29:32Stay. Stay far away.
- 2:29:33My, that's insane. It happens.
- 2:29:37Don't let a girl control your life.
- 2:29:40Look, this is my. Advice.
- 2:29:42You got to pick one. You want to fuck or you want to
- 2:29:44drift? You got?
- 2:29:44To pick one. God, I love the one.
- 2:29:46JC All right, next question. All right.
- 2:29:48JC is good. This one is this one's more of a
- 2:29:51comment. And this is from Kenny, our
- 2:29:52friend from Colorado, who at the beginning of this year was like,
- 2:29:56I'm kind of having a hard time like meeting people, drifting
- 2:29:59and shit. And then we told him to get out
- 2:30:01there. I took him to Mid Pond with me
- 2:30:02and now he's here. He's one of our friends.
- 2:30:04So he just wanted to say it's been a pleasure meeting y'all
- 2:30:06this year. Thanks for the great times,
- 2:30:08boys. See Y'all in 24.
- 2:30:09Thank you, Kenny. Oh fuck, that's perfect.
- 2:30:15He's. A president he's.
- 2:30:16A president? It does look good.
- 2:30:18Carl, you're a president of the 20. 24.
- 2:30:20Yes, you're a student 2024. The podcast has been a gift for
- 2:30:23everybody, dude, honestly. Like it's not me.
- 2:30:25It's. Not Frankie.
- 2:30:27It's not Malcolm. It's everybody.
- 2:30:28Everybody has been a part of this podcast, and that's been
- 2:30:30the greatest gift of 2024. Amen, brother.
- 2:30:33This one's from Darrow. What's a dream?
- 2:30:36You didn't tell anybody that came true this year.
- 2:30:40That's a pretty good fucking question.
- 2:30:42A dream that hasn't come true did come true, man.
- 2:30:48That's hard. A good dream or a bad dream?
- 2:30:49Whatever. It doesn't say it.
- 2:30:51Doesn't say what you gonna get into.
- 2:30:52XTERRA, what kind of dream? I'm not even gonna make this.
- 2:30:54Talk. I had a dream that I.
- 2:30:55Worked at Prime Motoring and then it literally happened this
- 2:30:57week. Wait, wait, what?
- 2:31:00I literally rebuilt 2 Subaru engines and had.
- 2:31:02Possibly a third you did not have a dream of, I think.
- 2:31:05They meant like a like a goal. That's.
- 2:31:09What? I was not a nightmare, they
- 2:31:10said. Dream.
- 2:31:10I had a nightmare. Nightmare.
- 2:31:12Nightmare. Nightmare.
- 2:31:14Anybody. Has replaced the engine.
- 2:31:16In the Subaru. Before I completely agree with
- 2:31:18you, I thought they were supposed to be easy.
- 2:31:20I had dreams. Once they're on a stand there I
- 2:31:22would be, but everything else sucks.
- 2:31:25Wait, wait. Hold on, Scott.
- 2:31:26Had a dream. I had a dream I would be my own
- 2:31:28boss and it it happened. Thank you, our audience and.
- 2:31:35How you how you enjoying that? It's tough.
- 2:31:40But it's good. At the.
- 2:31:41Same time it's an honest. Living.
- 2:31:44It ain't much, but it's honest work.
- 2:31:46Brennan, what about you? Yeah, I.
- 2:31:49I think I got my dream job this year.
- 2:31:51I think through Wait. Yeah, you.
- 2:31:53Did switch roles last? No.
- 2:31:55Last time we talked, no blue collar adjacent, but I work in
- 2:31:59construction management. So, hey, blue collar is good.
- 2:32:02Blue collar adjacent even better.
- 2:32:04Yeah. You know, Scott, thank.
- 2:32:10You. Yeah.
- 2:32:10I have an. Office.
- 2:32:12But then you're good. Yeah, but.
- 2:32:14But what I deal with on a day-to-day is still
- 2:32:17construction. So yeah, yeah, but that's you're
- 2:32:19still part of the man now. Are you telling them to put hard
- 2:32:22hats on? Yeah, nobody has been kicked off
- 2:32:26more job sites in new. York City than me.
- 2:32:31Not a harder he's over there smoking a cigarette, drinking a
- 2:32:34Korona. He's like, I I'll leave.
- 2:32:36As a matter of fact, the last job site that I was on, I got
- 2:32:39kicked off. It was during COVID or like,
- 2:32:42not. Yeah, I guess during COVID.
- 2:32:44But you still have to wear masks to work every day.
- 2:32:48Even though we were working on a 40 story building with 30 mile
- 2:32:51an hour winds with no windows on it.
- 2:32:53Yo, I was going to bring up the masks because someone was
- 2:32:58wearing a mask. Today at at the dealership.
- 2:33:00I'm like, what are we doing, bro?
- 2:33:01What dealership? Were you at today?
- 2:33:03You're the only one in the building with a mask on.
- 2:33:05What? Stop Liberty?
- 2:33:06What? Oh, I thought you were at a
- 2:33:09Chevy dealership. Now I'm like, what are we doing?
- 2:33:11No shout out Liberty Subaru. One day I was driving up 17 and
- 2:33:14I heard grinding on my wheel. And you just in traffic?
- 2:33:17No. And I pulled over on the side of
- 2:33:19the road and my caliper was sitting on my wheel.
- 2:33:23But so I put a paper clip through the knuckle to hold.
- 2:33:27It on. And then all the way to Subaru
- 2:33:29and they had the bolt that bolts the caliper to the knuckle
- 2:33:31there. Wait, how are you breaking?
- 2:33:34You were just using the foot brake and it was still.
- 2:33:36Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, 'cause he was, he showed a
- 2:33:38little paper clip, bro. That's the point of the paper
- 2:33:39clip, Paper clip, one of one of the bolts are still in in.
- 2:33:42The piston hadn't fallen off the bottom side of the caliper.
- 2:33:45So was it the bottom or the top? The bottom.
- 2:33:48Oh, then you're good. Yeah, it was right by the Home
- 2:33:51Depot where you merge off of Route 4 on the 17.
- 2:33:54Yeah, incredible. Well, Liberty, Liberty, Subaru
- 2:33:57is. They got Jason working there.
- 2:33:59He's the manager in the parts department, though.
- 2:34:01They usually have everything, Jason.
- 2:34:04Guy, I would like to go on record here.
- 2:34:06Fuck Bill Cold. If you ever need anything, all
- 2:34:09right, on record. Well, guess what?
- 2:34:12We're not buying any wholesale parts from them anymore.
- 2:34:16Fuck you. You would never.
- 2:34:19Buy wholesale. Parts.
- 2:34:20Yeah, they're too far away. Too far away.
- 2:34:21That's too far. But I know Jason for a while.
- 2:34:25This one's also from Duro. He submitted a bunch.
- 2:34:28Or they submitted a bunch. Sorry, buddy, but I'm going to
- 2:34:30do this one. Cool Ranch versus Nacho Cheese.
- 2:34:32Doritos. Cool Ranch.
- 2:34:33Cool Ranch all the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:34:36I think Cool Ranch. You must not be like the Purple
- 2:34:39Bag. Oh, that's not just spicy,
- 2:34:41that's. The Spicy Sweet Chili Wait, but
- 2:34:43is it just between the two? Just between the two?
- 2:34:46Just between the two? Cool Ranch.
- 2:34:48Cool Ranch 1,000,000% Ethan between the two Original has to
- 2:34:55be Cool Ranch. Cool Ranch, yeah, Cool Ranch.
- 2:34:57But it has to be a the chip that has like, Dusty as fuck Dusty.
- 2:35:03Put all the fucking PCP on it, Malcolm.
- 2:35:07Cool Ranch for the summer. You know you only wanted
- 2:35:11everyone. Nacho cheese fucking.
- 2:35:15You are the minority. Sorry Malcolm, but like when I
- 2:35:24would see that red bag, you know?
- 2:35:25Because your. Parents would buy.
- 2:35:26You the variety pack. Right.
- 2:35:28Yeah. And then at the bottom, they'd
- 2:35:30always give you the red bag after everything.
- 2:35:32The late the yellow bag raised would come out buying you snacks
- 2:35:36when I was a child. I'm just kidding.
- 2:35:37Yeah, my mom bought us. Come on, Your mom went to
- 2:35:40Costco. Come on.
- 2:35:41Come. On now.
- 2:35:41Come on, American real neighbor. Why don't you guys, why don't
- 2:35:45you guys put Malcolm in the middle?
- 2:35:48Always put him in. The middle yo get.
- 2:35:49In, get in, get in the middle. Cans on, cans on.
- 2:35:52Nice. OK, that was that.
- 2:35:53Was a good one. That was good.
- 2:35:54Malcolm play in the middle of these Nacho, next question.
- 2:36:00This one's from CMR 12. V.
- 2:36:02What are the spring? Rates on.
- 2:36:03Frankie's S13. I guarantee you he doesn't even
- 2:36:05know they're from. They're from.
- 2:36:07I guarantee he doesn't know. I bet they're like 1210 from
- 2:36:10fucking 2007. What?
- 2:36:12What? Coilovers.
- 2:36:13Are on the car right now. PBMS.
- 2:36:14He probably had PBMS at one point.
- 2:36:16PBM. Was like what?
- 2:36:171210 or 1212 PVM. Ones were crazy.
- 2:36:21You could keep an aircraft carrier on those bitches.
- 2:36:23Probably was 8. 6. The.
- 2:36:25Stance ones. Are not crazy and it's whatever,
- 2:36:28Dave. From the fans are like toga
- 2:36:29factory. Told me to do.
- 2:36:31It's no I feel like higher than that, but it feels like there's
- 2:36:34a 7K in the bag and. I was upset about 8K. 6K and I
- 2:36:38have Stan, yours aren't the ones.
- 2:36:40He did. Some custom thing I know, but.
- 2:36:42I It wasn't. The crazy the ones that I bought
- 2:36:44you got me the same as you and it wasn't that crazy.
- 2:36:47You have them now. Yeah.
- 2:36:48It's not. I know it's not that crazy.
- 2:36:49I know that the rear was a little softer and I was like,
- 2:36:51can you not? And he's like they were both
- 2:36:53under 10 though. Yeah, under 10 was the I had my
- 2:36:57240 had seven K7. K that was a.
- 2:37:00Tane like coil over. I want to say it's like 8, 87.
- 2:37:06There's a seven. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:37:07I think it's 87. Look, man, after having that
- 2:37:09podcast. With Dave and if you haven't
- 2:37:11already checked that out, go check that out.
- 2:37:12But after having that podcast with Dave, I'll trust it.
- 2:37:14Yeah, I'm sure. I mean he's he is the owner of
- 2:37:17Stance Suspension, so he knows what he's doing with those
- 2:37:19coilovers. Also an extremely hospitable
- 2:37:23guy. When we went for final battle,
- 2:37:24bro, you have no idea what you're doing.
- 2:37:25Oh yeah, it wasn't there last time you guys went to.
- 2:37:27And even when we went, they were the nicest people on the planet,
- 2:37:31dude. Dave like welcomed us with like
- 2:37:33open arms there, but not just us like 20 other.
- 2:37:36People at the same. Everyone walked in and I was
- 2:37:39like, oh shit. And it's like a open house.
- 2:37:40It was wild. Yeah, I was like, oh shit, this
- 2:37:43might not happen. And then Dave came over to us
- 2:37:44and he was like, let's go, let's go do this right now, 'cause
- 2:37:47I'll never get out of this room. And I was like, all right, cool.
- 2:37:50And then I'm just picturing like, you know what I mean?
- 2:37:52You had a bunch of people come through the shop and he didn't
- 2:37:56seem to mind. But I'm thinking in my head, if
- 2:37:59a bunch of people went through faction, that Frankie would be
- 2:38:02having a mild heart attack. I know you never thought.
- 2:38:04I think Frankie's having a heart attack right now.
- 2:38:06I know you never thought about this, but that's like almost
- 2:38:08sevens. Day for our shop.
- 2:38:11Oh, yeah. Like how crazy it was.
- 2:38:13Yeah, Yeah, it showed up. Like everybody just showed up at
- 2:38:16the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 2:38:17It was really cool. I mean, I'm glad everyone showed
- 2:38:19up at that time. Ethan was there.
- 2:38:21Yeah, right before you died, dude, I said bye to you bro.
- 2:38:25And and then we showed up to Lee's from proceed.
- 2:38:28Shout out to Lee for having us. Over.
- 2:38:29But I showed up to Lee's. Frankie's just Ethan's just
- 2:38:32laying down on the ground on a bean bag chair.
- 2:38:34Yeah. In the corner in a bean.
- 2:38:35He's just like I'm like, yo, you good?
- 2:38:38He's like, no, I'm like, all right, you can have me right.
- 2:38:40Fly the. House we go to.
- 2:38:42They had Airbnb. To Chief Keef's.
- 2:38:44House Oh, yeah, North. Side of and Fuck You and Frankie
- 2:38:49found the. Thermostat.
- 2:38:51And put it. Up as.
- 2:38:52High as it could go and then locked it so when they woke up
- 2:38:56and then we left and every once they broke up and there was.
- 2:38:59Swim. It was proceed and it was a
- 2:39:01proceed. It was a bunch.
- 2:39:02Of guys. No.
- 2:39:04Alex knows. Alex knows.
- 2:39:05Maybe Devil. It was risky.
- 2:39:08Devil. Or no?
- 2:39:09It was a Cal. It was a no crew from
- 2:39:10California. Wasn't it the best?
- 2:39:13I know it wasn't a proceed I. Mean.
- 2:39:17Why would they have an Airbnb they're all from?
- 2:39:18Chicago. Yeah, Gold Star it was.
- 2:39:23Yes, it was gold. Star It was gold.
- 2:39:25Star, you've been bringing up this Gold Star Group A lot in
- 2:39:27the past couple of pilots. Well, Gold Star is Max, and Max
- 2:39:31did that. Didn't you say he did some kind
- 2:39:33of forum, new forum or something?
- 2:39:34He joined it. That's wait, that's Gold Star,
- 2:39:36dude. Shout out Max.
- 2:39:37I love that little forum. He's got trailer.
- 2:39:40Wait, are you talking about breaking?
- 2:39:43No, no, those are the guys. That.
- 2:39:45What trailer are you talking about?
- 2:39:46Describe it. The guy that owned you was
- 2:39:49there. It was like, I want to say there
- 2:39:52were like blue. Cars with.
- 2:39:53Liver breaking? No.
- 2:39:54No, no, no liveries. No liveries on breaking.
- 2:39:57Oh auto, real auto. Always fuck this up.
- 2:40:00Auto Dream factory? No, that's Aqua guys.
- 2:40:07I do the. Same shit, but it's.
- 2:40:08Auto factory realize. Yeah, yeah, I.
- 2:40:12Realized I was watching other channels baller setup.
- 2:40:15Yeah, it really is. I see them and.
- 2:40:18I was like. Yo, wait, was it?
- 2:40:19So I remember these guys. Are legit.
- 2:40:21I remember the breaking guys having the most baller setup.
- 2:40:24And it was fun about. 2. No, I think the realized guy, I
- 2:40:27remember the pictures from that I wasn't there but they just
- 2:40:29showed up on we're fine about one.
- 2:40:31They showed up on like a there was an 18 Wheeler, there was an
- 2:40:3418 Wheeler that was Wheeler Auto Factory Realize they showed up
- 2:40:39on the most baller 18 Wheeler you could imagine was it and I.
- 2:40:42Was like yo. I think it was breaking.
- 2:40:44No, I don't think it was breaking.
- 2:40:45Had no it. Was auto.
- 2:40:47Factory. They watched sick cars back then
- 2:40:48because they had that. The RX.
- 2:40:50Seven. What's his name?
- 2:40:53Derek still had the R33. Yeah, there was like 4 cars
- 2:40:56breaking, Brought four cars and they were all on an 18 Wheeler
- 2:40:59with A and the 18 Wheeler was blue and it was like a
- 2:41:02Peterbilt. Did you see?
- 2:41:03I was just on Facebook before. Did you see that truck that
- 2:41:06Derek King just bought? Yes, that red one.
- 2:41:08Nothing is so fucking sick, dude.
- 2:41:11But I mean it's like a red Peterbilt, but it's like an
- 2:41:14enclosed hauler. What Car hauler with like a
- 2:41:16toter home. Like you can, Yeah, I saw.
- 2:41:20I saw, I saw. On on DK's fucking Instagram.
- 2:41:24Congratulations, DK. Don't read all these fucking
- 2:41:26questions, please. Save me, Carl Carboy.
- 2:41:29JPS What are your plans for 2024 as?
- 2:41:33Far as. Progressing as parts producers
- 2:41:35or importing hard to get parts. We currently do not import any
- 2:41:43ports what? Yeah, we do.
- 2:41:45No, like, I mean like per. Request.
- 2:41:47Like, I'm not. We're not bidding on buy.
- 2:41:48Ye we're. Not doing that, yeah.
- 2:41:50No, no, we're not doing that. But in terms of bringing car or,
- 2:41:54you know, aftermarket producing, yeah, we got, we got shit in the
- 2:41:58works. We got things coming here.
- 2:42:00We got shit sitting in boxes next door.
- 2:42:03Oh my God, Malcolm, you asleep? I'm closing my eyes, but I'm
- 2:42:07switching the cameras. Okay based on who's.
- 2:42:09Talking. All right.
- 2:42:11Good night, Malcolm. Cam.
- 2:42:12Malcolm, Cam. Right now look 2024 about to be
- 2:42:14lit. That's crazy. 2024 We'll be lit
- 2:42:20another hello from. Nefarious Drivers Club just
- 2:42:22wanted to say thank. You for?
- 2:42:24Putting out such. Genuinely entertaining content.
- 2:42:25Thank you. This is a good question.
- 2:42:27That 911 conversation earlier was wild.
- 2:42:29Will Carl finish Secret Swap before Frankie finishes his?
- 2:42:32That's a good question. That's a good question.
- 2:42:35I'm going. I have that shit done next week.
- 2:42:37Yeah, Carl Will. Definitely finish it.
- 2:42:39I'm going to say Carl too. Because you still.
- 2:42:40Need to get your engine Bay painted.
- 2:42:42I know it's it's a lot. Was that Diego?
- 2:42:45Yeah, first of all, shout out Diego, man, Diego, you know
- 2:42:49every. Time I come in.
- 2:42:49Here with a with a wild idea. Chances are the night before me
- 2:42:53and Diego were talking about it. This is a good question.
- 2:42:55What is it? Fuck.
- 2:42:56Marry. Kill time machine.
- 2:42:57Back to 2003. What you bringing back?
- 2:42:59Oh, oh. Malcolm woke up for that one.
- 2:43:02Hello. Yeah.
- 2:43:03Yeah. What?
- 2:43:04What are you? Bringing back Malcolm.
- 2:43:05Malcolm. First, Malcolm. 1st 2003. 32 I
- 2:43:07was in. 1st grade. I don't remember anything.
- 2:43:11OK, So there's three of us that you.
- 2:43:13Can answer them. What you bring back right here
- 2:43:17understand the question. Like what are you going?
- 2:43:18Back for and go. There, come back.
- 2:43:19Bring something with you. Yeah.
- 2:43:21Dunkaroos. A Land Cruiser.
- 2:43:23Dunkaroos are back. Yeah, they're back, but they
- 2:43:25don't taste the. Same They taste bland.
- 2:43:27As hell. I don't know.
- 2:43:28Either that or I'm an. Adult now.
- 2:43:29Chocolate ones tasting. NSX, You were up to no good,
- 2:43:32Ethan. Oh my God.
- 2:43:34Let's hear about it. 2003, you're up to no good already.
- 2:43:36Like smoking cigarettes. How old were you, 13?
- 2:43:41About 80. Bring it.
- 2:43:43Bring it back. What are you bringing back?
- 2:43:45Cigarettes and weed. You heard it.
- 2:43:48What am I bringing back? Fucking Salem Witch labels with
- 2:43:51the slide outside pack. Shit.
- 2:43:53I might could. Frankie has not.
- 2:43:56You did not. You're not a cigarette.
- 2:43:58Smoker shut the hell up. What am I bringing back?
- 2:44:02I don't know. I wish you could bring bands.
- 2:44:03Back. From 2003.
- 2:44:05So who would you bring? Back.
- 2:44:05No doubt. No doubt.
- 2:44:07Yeah, I'm going to go to a No Doubt concert in O3.
- 2:44:11What happened? Pink's playing around here.
- 2:44:13Pink. Fuck Pink, we're talking about,
- 2:44:15no doubt. No, it's Gwen.
- 2:44:16Stefani oh. Come on now, let's bring back
- 2:44:20that Paramore that was before they were banned.
- 2:44:23But yeah, I feel you on that. Yeah, where they?
- 2:44:26Where they start? With 2007.
- 2:44:27More You got the trophy over there.
- 2:44:29Which one from the number one Paramore fan?
- 2:44:32Oh, from Justin. No way the.
- 2:44:35Trophy is the fucking #1 Paramore fan All right, wait,
- 2:44:41we're going to. I'm going to ask another one
- 2:44:42here. We're going to keep this going.
- 2:44:43That was honestly a really good question.
- 2:44:44Thank you. That's.
- 2:44:44Great. What would you bring back
- 2:44:46though, like a skyline or something?
- 2:44:48Yeah, I don't know, like NSX. Hold on, I'm going to read NSX.
- 2:44:51Really. You'd bring the NSX from that
- 2:44:53time? Nah.
- 2:44:54You know what came out? I want to Sky.
- 2:44:55You know what was out during that time?
- 2:44:56Brand new. The SXS 15 chassis IS300.
- 2:45:00Great car. OK.
- 2:45:01Next question. Were LP Six 40s out then the
- 2:45:05Lambo or is that later? That's.
- 2:45:07Probably. Ask Scott.
- 2:45:08He works on him every day, I think.
- 2:45:11Do you really work on Lambos? Yeah, a gated 6 speed the.
- 2:45:16LV6. 40. But the mercy, I think, was.
- 2:45:19Out a gated 6 speed. Mercy Lago from back around then
- 2:45:22that's probably what. OK, Dream car, Dream car.
- 2:45:25That's pretty sick. Wait, wait, Scott, Do you work
- 2:45:28on do? You ever work on a?
- 2:45:29Lambo. Yeah, Frank.
- 2:45:31What a fucking lamb. Do you follow him on Instagram?
- 2:45:33The only thing he works on is Lamborghinis Ferraris.
- 2:45:36No, I follow the shop well, like I feel like I follow.
- 2:45:39I never see anything on the story.
- 2:45:41I refuse. Do you have to work on a Lambo?
- 2:45:45What kind of tools do you need for that?
- 2:45:46Scott Torques. Good luck.
- 2:45:52They probably built that so that no one could work on it.
- 2:45:54There was one time a Ferrari. Just you got prey.
- 2:45:59You remember, you remember that, so it doesn't keep swinging in
- 2:46:02front of you. A Ferrari?
- 2:46:03Pulled up in front of. Faction and was driving by and
- 2:46:06was like, you guys got a lot of cool cars here.
- 2:46:08And I tried to get him to come in.
- 2:46:10I tried to have him come in for an alignment.
- 2:46:12I was like, yeah, man, they got the best alignments around here.
- 2:46:14He literally said that. And then they had to tell Carl I
- 2:46:16was like, it needs a computer to align the rear though.
- 2:46:18And then I was like. Fuck.
- 2:46:19OK, yeah. I don't have a committee.
- 2:46:20All right, This one's from Alan. Kyle.
- 2:46:22I I like this. Question Who's got the biggest
- 2:46:25hands? Compare hand to hand me.
- 2:46:26There it go, Chris, maybe what do we got?
- 2:46:31It's got a mitts on. Yeah, yeah.
- 2:46:32Chris has got mitts. On.
- 2:46:34Chris. His hands are bigger than I
- 2:46:35thought they'd be. Yeah.
- 2:46:36Go, dude. Yo, Chris.
- 2:46:38Probably Ethan. Ethan might.
- 2:46:40Ethan's got some. He's got long fingers.
- 2:46:42He's got some slender man fingers, bro.
- 2:46:46Malcolm's got some small, yeah. Malcolm's got.
- 2:46:51Donald Trump hands I'm not. Going to read the second part of
- 2:46:53your. Question Alan but.
- 2:46:56They I bet they do work though, Malcolm.
- 2:46:57They do work. Don't.
- 2:46:58Don't let them talk. To you like that so.
- 2:47:00Chris or Alex has the biggest. Cock.
- 2:47:01All right, that isn't a lie. Well, that's all.
- 2:47:04I am part Filipino size. All depending on hand size.
- 2:47:07OK, All right, This guy. 1% Filipino.
- 2:47:11This one. Will AJ and Miyagi be allowed to
- 2:47:14drift? Not parking lots this year.
- 2:47:16They can drift. One time?
- 2:47:38No. Like two or three times more
- 2:47:39than you friendly? No.
- 2:47:41You're right. One more time, Scott.
- 2:47:43One more time. Hey, more than friendly.
- 2:47:45And you bitch. And me even I try to.
- 2:47:50Talk to him and wait A. Minute.
- 2:47:52I don't think AJ drifted more than me.
- 2:47:55That's Cap. He literally has his own car
- 2:47:57working. Every, every event he was at.
- 2:47:59I was at probably drifting someone's car.
- 2:48:01Carl, you were freedom was last year.
- 2:48:03You were not there. So he did one more event than I
- 2:48:06did. I haven't driven in five years.
- 2:48:10Didn't you just say you? Earlier in the pod that you were
- 2:48:12driving the car. I drove the car in more than
- 2:48:15five years, but I haven't drifted in five years.
- 2:48:18Oh, OK Well, Frankie, I drifted last year.
- 2:48:21No, I'm saying like why don't we have a little some, some.
- 2:48:24Bro. The what?
- 2:48:25Some fucking don't say I did set action in France.
- 2:48:28Worst memory of. 2023. Go Alex.
- 2:48:32Watch it. Always me.
- 2:48:33Go I don't know how many times we've been on a hike and it's
- 2:48:36like. Yeah, this is the last hill.
- 2:48:38No that. Was Ethan?
- 2:48:39Don't give Ethan the mic. Ethan Worst.
- 2:48:42OK, well, we know your worst. Memory.
- 2:48:43But let's let's go to a different one.
- 2:48:45Worst, worst, worst hike. Memory of 2023.
- 2:48:50Do you remember DMC Easter? Mom's hike?
- 2:48:53No, no, no, not that one. All right.
- 2:48:55It was me. You, Dan.
- 2:48:58And I think, I don't know what. Where was it?
- 2:49:01Was you for sure. And we were going.
- 2:49:04Dan brought us to some fucking place.
- 2:49:07The the one where where we hit the hill and I was like, you got
- 2:49:10to be fucking kidding me. Ethan's trying to like just just
- 2:49:14like. Gun it up these mountains and
- 2:49:16then and then like he thinks he got to the top and then you just
- 2:49:19hear. You just hear the out of the
- 2:49:20background. You got to be fucking kidding
- 2:49:23me. And it's just another like
- 2:49:25straight up incline. And dude, we all just started
- 2:49:28dying laughing. I thought, I thought, I thought
- 2:49:31we were going to talk. About.
- 2:49:32The the DMC Easter hike where it was just like. 1.
- 2:49:34Hill. That was weird.
- 2:49:36Yeah. And it just, like, didn't stop.
- 2:49:38It was just like 1 little. It was after another that you
- 2:49:40had to climb. I was like, OK, this is the 7th
- 2:49:43mount. Found that sick train tunnel,
- 2:49:45though. Yeah, that spot was pretty
- 2:49:47slick. Yeah.
- 2:49:48Fix that wire for me. This one's a good one from 89.
- 2:49:52No, no, no, no. No, no, none and.
- 2:49:53Worst memory of 2023. You're going to ask everybody
- 2:49:56their worst memory, yes. And they're going to hurry up.
- 2:50:01My last job probably sucked. Pretty bad.
- 2:50:04OK. No, 20/20/23 was all right.
- 2:50:07Yeah. Right, Yeah.
- 2:50:08I'm trying to think of a bad time.
- 2:50:10Like doing 17 CD swabs, but like, yeah, None.
- 2:50:14Nothing. Nothing.
- 2:50:15That. Nothing.
- 2:50:16Too bad. Yeah.
- 2:50:17All right, Scott, where's Memory 2023?
- 2:50:20I don't know, man. That's pretty good.
- 2:50:22Fair enough. Fair enough.
- 2:50:24That's what I'd like to hear, Chris.
- 2:50:27Oh God. The Xterra.
- 2:50:35Oh, that was a fun. Was that this year fun?
- 2:50:37Memory that was this year. That was, that was April 2nd.
- 2:50:42Wow. Wow.
- 2:50:45Look, man, I've never seen. 2:00.
- 2:50:47The only way that could have been.
- 2:50:48Better if Brendan was there. I've never.
- 2:50:50Seen Ethan So this. Woman got stuck.
- 2:50:52If I was there, I tell you that, Brendan, you should have seen
- 2:50:56him drive right into the fucking middle of this fucking.
- 2:50:58No, it was. It was impressive.
- 2:51:02There's a picture. Of it, Josh.
- 2:51:03Got a picture of me watching Ethan?
- 2:51:06Go and then it got stuck. And I'm literally sitting there
- 2:51:08like, fuck. So, so Alex goes through the
- 2:51:11puddle, right? So he goes through.
- 2:51:12He almost got my shit stuck. Yeah, he almost gets his shit
- 2:51:15stuck. He barely goes like just on the
- 2:51:18outside of the middle of the water is on top of Alex's hood.
- 2:51:21But then Ethan was like, somewhere else.
- 2:51:23And then he was he was behind me somewhere, and then someone.
- 2:51:26Was like, yo, Ethan. Yo, you gotta.
- 2:51:28Go so then Ethan's like, oh. Fuck it.
- 2:51:32He just goes right and we just see him go right through the.
- 2:51:34Middle I was like no, and he just.
- 2:51:36The whole fucking. Thing.
- 2:51:37Just boom screen. Frankie.
- 2:51:40Yeah, I see it. That's rough.
- 2:51:43But we were quick. We were, really.
- 2:51:44Quick about it. Dude, Dan.
- 2:51:46Dan, we got, we got the recovery gear.
- 2:51:49I I ran to my truck, got the strap.
- 2:51:51Dan got his truck right into position.
- 2:51:53We pulled that bitch right off. I remember.
- 2:51:54I mean, we drove that truck here today like it's they came.
- 2:51:59They that's because they came here right after we drove right
- 2:52:02here. And thanks to Carl fucking dilly
- 2:52:05dallying, I wasn't here. I went home.
- 2:52:07I know you were busy. Dilly dallying outside the
- 2:52:09trails, taking your sweet fucking time.
- 2:52:12Hey, you got to say hi. I still blame you, Carl.
- 2:52:14It's all Carl's fault. Look, we all went there on our
- 2:52:17own accord. Now, that's not extreme
- 2:52:19responsibility, right? What is it?
- 2:52:21Extreme ownership. Extreme ownership.
- 2:52:23That's not extreme ownership. We'll go again.
- 2:52:25No, we were quick though. We had Dan's car before he
- 2:52:27flipped it. Dan was yo, Dan.
- 2:52:30I remember Dan and Dan. That thing up, though, He's
- 2:52:32like, is that Ethan's car? He's like, oh, for the record,
- 2:52:35the Xterra pulled 2. Cars out, Yes.
- 2:52:37She did, and now it's gone. With the door, she's dead.
- 2:52:40Dan Sharif, would you even drive?
- 2:52:41The Jeep Wait, wait, wait. Whoa whoa, wait, wait, wait.
- 2:52:43That. Jeep.
- 2:52:44There was a strap in there. I left that day.
- 2:52:47Dan left with my strap. I guess that's gone now.
- 2:52:50It might be or he might have grabbed it.
- 2:52:51I don't know. Maybe.
- 2:52:52I don't know. Hopefully, Dan there.
- 2:52:53You guys got to come down to North Carolina, fly us out.
- 2:52:57It's. Like 8 hours, Yeah.
- 2:53:01Down with cars. We'll go off roading.
- 2:53:03That sounds fun to tell you. Send that pull you guys out in
- 2:53:06my Cayenne. Oh yeah, Where in North.
- 2:53:08Carolina, are you? Charlotte.
- 2:53:10How far is that from Wilmington? Far as far as far as one one of
- 2:53:16my boys lives in Wilmington, so Wilmington.
- 2:53:19Is a rich ass mother. Carl, worst memory.
- 2:53:21Well, he lives on a farm outside of Wilmington.
- 2:53:23Worst memory, 2023. Worst memory was he used to work
- 2:53:28at Euro Wise. The knuckle breaking.
- 2:53:32Yeah, he did the knuckle breaking during Mid Pond.
- 2:53:35Oh yeah, that's. That was like, what's his name?
- 2:53:37And and the. Fact that.
- 2:53:37That. Is the worst.
- 2:53:38And like, that wasn't even horrible.
- 2:53:40Like, I was there. Like, I just remember 2023 so
- 2:53:42far has been an amazing year. That's it.
- 2:53:44Yeah. It's one of your best years.
- 2:53:45I would say, 'cause I stayed at your house once.
- 2:53:48Yeah, that's why it was good. Yeah, fair enough.
- 2:53:50I literally left my house that day and.
- 2:53:52Scott. Was.
- 2:53:54At my house still like I was like, all right, bye Scott.
- 2:53:56And he was at the house just hanging up.
- 2:54:02He's like, hey, I'll leave it open for you.
- 2:54:03Lock up when you. Leave.
- 2:54:07All right, Carl, let's. Do like, let's do two more
- 2:54:09questions. All right.
- 2:54:10All right. Sorry.
- 2:54:10I I want to do this one from Kev.
- 2:54:13Shout out Kev 89. Kev.
- 2:54:15Any big moves for faction in 2024 How can we.
- 2:54:18This is the part that I like. How can we locals drift
- 2:54:22community show support. Thank you, Kev.
- 2:54:25Wow, that is the nicest thing anyone's ever said on this
- 2:54:28podcast. Buy more shit here.
- 2:54:31Anything that involves you guys buying or supporting anything
- 2:54:34from our company is the best support you can give us.
- 2:54:37Anything like Patreon, Tax Motorsports?
- 2:54:39That Patreon right? You can join our Patreon if you
- 2:54:41want. To if you want to support.
- 2:54:43US that would be the cheapest option.
- 2:54:44Me. Too, Brendan's a patron, Alex is
- 2:54:47a patron. I'm about to, and I don't know
- 2:54:49if this might be a little Easter egg here, but I'm about to
- 2:54:51release some episodes on there that are.
- 2:54:54It's just more the mind of Carl. Yeah.
- 2:54:56Oh God, what should the name of that be?
- 2:54:57The mind of Carl? No, something like that's rough.
- 2:55:01But yeah, I don't know not. That Are you gonna talk?
- 2:55:05About the Jay-Z, like are you? No, you should have.
- 2:55:07A Pod with the Jay-Z. The Carl Chronicles.
- 2:55:09We'll see what I have. Something I'm cooking.
- 2:55:11I'm cooking. I'm cooking.
- 2:55:12Chronicles of Carl. Can I see him in like cockles
- 2:55:15with AK, though? Yeah, yeah.
- 2:55:16Get the good one for Chris. Spray your shit with PB.
- 2:55:18Blaster, before you bring it here.
- 2:55:21Yeah, Please wait. So, yeah, so.
- 2:55:26I mean, bring them in. Alignments.
- 2:55:28General maintenance, Whatever. You want, yeah, I mean just
- 2:55:31loves doing alignments on cheeps.
- 2:55:33One I want to say, I want to say that like you guys are
- 2:55:37supporting. Us.
- 2:55:38By listening to us, By listening to us and like the fact that the
- 2:55:41podcast grew this much this year is kind of wild.
- 2:55:43Could you think that we were at BDD this morning or like
- 2:55:48literally yesterday? We're here, we're there earlier
- 2:55:51this year at Grange. That feels like two years ago.
- 2:55:54Yeah. For the record, we just so
- 2:55:58everybody knows, we do general maintenance.
- 2:56:00Too. Yeah.
- 2:56:01Oh yeah, that is correct. Do general maintenance brakes,
- 2:56:04brakes, brakes, Bring them in? Oil change, Oil change, Bay one
- 2:56:08a lot and. Tire pricing.
- 2:56:12We will match or beat tire rack, so keep that in mind.
- 2:56:15I didn't know that and plus and you can come here and you can
- 2:56:17see the podcast studio. All of it all.
- 2:56:20I feel like people would come in here and be like.
- 2:56:22Where's the podcast studio? See the?
- 2:56:23Office and be like People came here today, people came here
- 2:56:26today, they they were like, they walked in, 'cause they were
- 2:56:28grabbing Origin parts. And then I I could tell I was
- 2:56:31like, they definitely watch the podcast.
- 2:56:33They're looking around and I'm like, I'm like, you guys watch
- 2:56:36the Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Let me tell you, we got a good.
- 2:56:39Fucking. Listening base, we got a great
- 2:56:40audience there. I only know that they're and
- 2:56:44they were like, they're like, it's way bigger than than I
- 2:56:47thought it would be. I was like, oh, thank you, the
- 2:56:49the audience showed their colors when that Sarah Reardon pod.
- 2:56:53That was my. Viral.
- 2:56:54I don't want to lie that the comments in there had me
- 2:56:57rolling. Shout out to y'all she had me 40
- 2:56:59boys out there. Yeah, that was crazy too.
- 2:57:01Yeah. I message her.
- 2:57:03I said how are your DMS looking? What did she say?
- 2:57:05She wasn't that bad. Oh alright.
- 2:57:07I was like OK alright. These guys are holding
- 2:57:09themselves together for them. I.
- 2:57:12Was like, damn, they're. Holding it together, all these
- 2:57:14guys. Out there like I can.
- 2:57:15Change a flat tire. I could.
- 2:57:19Change your oil. That's insane.
- 2:57:22Leave her alone. The ones that I liked.
- 2:57:24Were the ones that I liked were like, these guys don't deserve a
- 2:57:27podcast. And I'm like, who the fuck does?
- 2:57:30All right. But thank you, Kev, for that
- 2:57:32question. And then let's see if we got
- 2:57:34another one. I see a good one.
- 2:57:35What is it? The one asking if you're going
- 2:57:37to be in Japan in April, Frankie.
- 2:57:38No. But why don't you answer that
- 2:57:40one? Probably me and Ethan will be
- 2:57:41there. OK Yeah.
- 2:57:44Yeah, and Ethan are going on. They let you guys leave the
- 2:57:46country. We don't know yet, but we're
- 2:57:48going to. Try Oh.
- 2:57:49Here we go. Hold the.
- 2:57:49Phone I'm going with. Johnny.
- 2:57:51Excuse me. Oh, yeah.
- 2:57:52No, we don't, actually. Oh.
- 2:57:53Chris, you're going? To have to hold, I'm going.
- 2:57:54With Johnny. No, that's Malcolm's you are
- 2:57:56going. Yeah, there we go.
- 2:57:57I'm going. To.
- 2:57:57Go, you're going. With John Malcolm for Real to.
- 2:58:00Go look at the wombats. I hate you.
- 2:58:02Are you really going? Here to see.
- 2:58:03Wombats. I want to.
- 2:58:04OK. Am I invited here?
- 2:58:06You can. Yeah.
- 2:58:06Let's go, Scott. Yeah, here's your invite.
- 2:58:09Scott wants to come, but like the other day I was with Johnny.
- 2:58:11Literally that day I saw Alex and we had Donitos or whatever.
- 2:58:16That was the place. That was Johnny.
- 2:58:18Going. Yeah, man, I'm going to go to
- 2:58:20Japan and they're. Going to be like drifting and.
- 2:58:22Trying to build drift. Cars and shit.
- 2:58:23And I'm just going to leave and go to the museums.
- 2:58:25Oh, so he is coming? Yeah.
- 2:58:27Oh shit. He wants to see the wombat.
- 2:58:29He wants. Yo, we want to go see the
- 2:58:30fucking Mr. Johnny was there at the pizza place.
- 2:58:35You're in here. Yeah.
- 2:58:35I love your. Can you keep?
- 2:58:36Doing little shit in his. Voice.
- 2:58:38It's fucking. Amazing, right?
- 2:58:40I'm crying. It's so good, yo.
- 2:58:43Yo-yo yo, we can. Just in his car.
- 2:58:46Smoking a blunt? Yeah, the one time, Brenda.
- 2:58:48Came on a. Hike with us, We come down and
- 2:58:50he was there. He's just in his car.
- 2:58:52Smoking A. Blunt.
- 2:58:52Like, allegedly, Allegedly. But no, Johnny.
- 2:58:57He hadn't split it yet. It was still.
- 2:58:59Full of tobacco. Yeah.
- 2:59:00He convinced. Me.
- 2:59:01Because I was like, if I go to Japan, to be honest with
- 2:59:04everybody and everyone's just concerned about drifting, I'm
- 2:59:07just going to regret not buying a car there and drifting and
- 2:59:09doing the whole thing. Any trends you want to come to
- 2:59:12an end in the new year? Takeovers, Takeovers, Takeovers.
- 2:59:17Oh, Amen to that. Like how is that still a fucking
- 2:59:20trend and all the dumb fucking shit people be doing on
- 2:59:24Instagram and shit? Like what?
- 2:59:26Like. What?
- 2:59:26I don't know. Me and Malcolm just talk all day
- 2:59:28about this shit. Takeovers.
- 2:59:30Well, takeovers, yes, but cringey fucking video The lane
- 2:59:35splitting Shit. Oh my.
- 2:59:37God, that's what the. Fuck is that.
- 2:59:40That shit is bad. Is this the fuck is that?
- 2:59:43Can I say this on here? And every single one of those
- 2:59:46motherfuckers split their shit on a concrete pillar on every
- 2:59:50single exit ramp that they take, and hopefully they don't injure
- 2:59:52anyone else, right? But the amount of danger they
- 2:59:55put people into, it's crazy. That shit is fucking nuts.
- 2:59:58It's so stupid. I came in like halfway through
- 3:00:01that. I didn't hear what he said.
- 3:00:03The the worst, the worst. Is that the whole time?
- 3:00:05That whole time. Somebody's holding the wheel.
- 3:00:08Yeah, literally like this. A phone going like this.
- 3:00:11Buy a phone mount. And then yeah, what?
- 3:00:13Go get yourself a fucking GoPro, bud.
- 3:00:15All right, so. I'm sorry to everyone.
- 3:00:17Who asked us a lot of questions, but we don't have enough time.
- 3:00:20You don't want to know this one from Dylan Chafee.
- 3:00:21Does Frankie remember how to drive?
- 3:00:23What a nice guy. Yeah, great guy.
- 3:00:26Or or what Are we giving up? What are we giving up?
- 3:00:29Yeah, that's what we're going. To do oh shit.
- 3:00:30OK, we. Guys, I don't know if you
- 3:00:32listened to our last podcast back in the other December, but
- 3:00:35we talk. We we try to give something up
- 3:00:38in January for the month of January at.
- 3:00:40Least if you. Want to continue and do it
- 3:00:42further than that? Then that's fine.
- 3:00:45And also this year we're changing it up a little bit.
- 3:00:48But you can give something up or you can do something that's it's
- 3:00:53got to be pretty fucking beneficial to your life.
- 3:00:55At least they give blood every day and everyone and we can all
- 3:00:57vote it out if it's some dumb shit.
- 3:00:59So who wants to go first? I almost feel like he's going to
- 3:01:03be. It's a religious no, no, no.
- 3:01:06Like hey, like I was going to. OK, so for for.
- 3:01:08Me. I was going to give up all
- 3:01:10social media for January. That's hard for you, bro.
- 3:01:13I think it's pretty hard. Get to work here.
- 3:01:15Malcolm. Malcolm, please have the
- 3:01:17business. Keep going.
- 3:01:18We have Frankie's. Your.
- 3:01:19Rogan We have a This guy's just literally like, we have it
- 3:01:24planned out. Malcolm's.
- 3:01:25Just going to take. Over for me loophole and 1/2 it
- 3:01:28is definitely, but that's it's work care oriented.
- 3:01:31He's not a loophole if. He if he has something that I
- 3:01:33need to answer, I'm going to do it on his phone.
- 3:01:36That's more than fine, I think. Yeah, yeah.
- 3:01:38Don't let the business go down. Social media is super.
- 3:01:41He's not scrolling. Bullshit.
- 3:01:42Yeah, he's probably not going to.
- 3:01:43Have. Fuck.
- 3:01:45He's still going to. Be on Tinder swiping away and
- 3:01:47and and everyone in the chat and everyone on Instagram.
- 3:01:49Shit, they should test me and they should, they should send me
- 3:01:51a message on on my personal now because you're going to answer
- 3:01:53like it's me, motherfucker. Yeah.
- 3:01:56All right. So that's what I'm doing.
- 3:01:57All right, Alex, what you giving?
- 3:01:58Are you giving up anything? No.
- 3:01:59Man. I guess.
- 3:02:00I'll give up like sugar or something that's kind of that's
- 3:02:02kind of crazy. So you might want to as I just
- 3:02:05chomped down like 18 cookies on this pot.
- 3:02:07Yeah, if you watch this potty you want to give up sugar, cause
- 3:02:09sugar is like in everything in this country.
- 3:02:11Yeah, we're going to. Do it.
- 3:02:12We're going to have to do it. Can't drink beer?
- 3:02:14You can't eat fruits. Excessive sugars.
- 3:02:16We're giving up, boys. Artificial sugar.
- 3:02:18Right, artificial sugar. Process processed, processed
- 3:02:21sugar. Processed sugar.
- 3:02:21That's what it is. Sugar.
- 3:02:22Cakes. And then you can still eat
- 3:02:23fruit, so that's fine, yeah. But are you really going to do
- 3:02:25this? Yeah.
- 3:02:27Are you sure? Yeah, I have to.
- 3:02:29That's a crazy one. I like it.
- 3:02:31That's crazy. I think it might.
- 3:02:32Only eat I might. Only eat.
- 3:02:34My opinion it is. It's the hardest one cat for
- 3:02:37all. Shit, right here is.
- 3:02:38Going to be the hardest. One, you're a pussy.
- 3:02:40Easy. Sugar's so much harder than
- 3:02:42everything. All right, Alex said it.
- 3:02:44He's going to try and eat shaker the whole, the whole month of
- 3:02:47January. That'd be sick.
- 3:02:48All right? Steaks and chicken, We'll all
- 3:02:50be. We'll all be checking up on each
- 3:02:52other the month of January. Alex is just going to get
- 3:02:54shredded. That's what's going to happen.
- 3:02:56Me too. Go.
- 3:02:58Brandon. What are you thinking, Brandon?
- 3:02:59Brandon had a. Heads up.
- 3:03:00So Brandon is going. To give up the I'm going to give
- 3:03:02up two things. I'm going to give up Instagram
- 3:03:06and bread. Bread is pretty.
- 3:03:09Good. You're going to give up
- 3:03:11Instagram, Instagram and bread. I'll delete it right now, OK?
- 3:03:14Well, you don't have to do it. Yet let's do it January.
- 3:03:17January. Yeah, I know that's pretty easy,
- 3:03:20That's why. It's a cop out.
- 3:03:22But bread, bread, bread. Not be able to do bread is the
- 3:03:24album. No bread, bread.
- 3:03:27I can do, 'cause I can still eat rice, right?
- 3:03:29Yeah, I can eat rice, Yeah. If you're just giving up bread,
- 3:03:32Yeah. Alright.
- 3:03:33Are you big sandwich guy like you?
- 3:03:34You like? No, no, no.
- 3:03:35OK, But that that means I also have to give up like fucking
- 3:03:38cheese it and pretzels or whatever.
- 3:03:41Yeah, you're right, you're right.
- 3:03:42Pizza. Yeah, yeah.
- 3:03:43Chicken parm. OK, that's hard enough.
- 3:03:45I accept it. Yeah.
- 3:03:49Bread. On Instagram Bread.
- 3:03:50On Instagram. Is is hard enough?
- 3:03:54Ethan, you got cigarettes because you already did.
- 3:03:56No, I already got a head. Start.
- 3:03:58I'm just, I'm just not even going to quit for January.
- 3:04:01I'm just going to try and stop. Smoking cigarettes.
- 3:04:03Forever again, yeah. But do you have anything else or
- 3:04:07is that I I personally think he can do cigarettes.
- 3:04:13I did it for if you've been off of them for a couple weeks.
- 3:04:15I did it for like 8, nine years. Yeah.
- 3:04:18You didn't smoke cigarettes when I met you.
- 3:04:20OK, so you can, you can. January is no problem.
- 3:04:23Yeah. I'm just going to keep it going
- 3:04:24until hopefully forever. OK.
- 3:04:26All right. I accept it.
- 3:04:28Scott, what the fuck you giving up or what are you doing to
- 3:04:32benefit your life? You started running.
- 3:04:33I know that started. Running maybe you do.
- 3:04:35Add something to it, I don't know.
- 3:04:37I'll, I'll keep running. No, no, no, no.
- 3:04:40He doesn't want to give up anything, Scott.
- 3:04:44You don't. Have to give anything.
- 3:04:45Up you just need to add something to.
- 3:04:47Run it, Yeah, Maybe you lift weights for.
- 3:04:49Half an hour or something. Or do some push ups.
- 3:04:51I'll do push ups. How many 3030404040?
- 3:04:5740 push ups. I want to see.
- 3:04:58I want to see every day. Every day for the entire month
- 3:05:02of January, OK, I thought. He's going to say 40 for the
- 3:05:05month. 40 is easy. You do 10 in the morning, 10 at
- 3:05:09lunch. No, don't split it up.
- 3:05:11Don't. Split it up.
- 3:05:11Don't split up David Goggins. Who's going to carry the boats?
- 3:05:15I will run 2. Miles.
- 3:05:17Every day. OK, I wanna do.
- 3:05:20All right. Here's my goal, my real goal for
- 3:05:22January. OK, whatever I wanna run a 5K
- 3:05:26for. That's great competitively.
- 3:05:28Run a 5K, not just like run a 5K, like half of it was walking.
- 3:05:32Yeah, I wanna run a 5K and be like, not the losers at the back
- 3:05:37of the pack. You're going to do this in
- 3:05:39January or you're just in January.
- 3:05:41If I can find wait, I want to do a. 5K.
- 3:05:48So you want to do a 5? K you want to do 40?
- 3:05:50Pushups every day. And you're going to run 2 miles
- 3:05:51every single day. Every.
- 3:05:52Single day. That's fair.
- 3:05:53Enough. Hold on.
- 3:05:55Wait. When you do that 5K half, if
- 3:05:58you're running 2 miles, I'll live stream it, the whole thing.
- 3:06:02We're going to be on the line for an hour podcast, no, but if
- 3:06:05you want. To run a 5K.
- 3:06:07Straight mental if you could run 2 miles, you could run a 5K,
- 3:06:10yeah. Easy.
- 3:06:12OK, that's right. Easy.
- 3:06:13That last mile is all mental .1. Miles or yeah 3.1.
- 3:06:16Used to run in 1750 for the chat if his 5K, which many runs do
- 3:06:22require a certain amount of charity that you have to put
- 3:06:24into it, the chat has to put in at least 50% of it.
- 3:06:29Jack can match wait percent of what I do.
- 3:06:32It's going to be like one no for.
- 3:06:34Like we just. Force our listeners of.
- 3:06:35Papers. Maybe no.
- 3:06:38But a 5K, A 5K, it's going to be like a $50 donation.
- 3:06:41So it's only. Like 25 bucks.
- 3:06:43It's not like buying it for a matter, maybe.
- 3:06:44Maybe when you do that 5K, let Frankie know and we'll maybe try
- 3:06:49to do. If anyone wants to donate for
- 3:06:50the charity of all, live stream the whole thing.
- 3:06:53Yeah, I like selfie or whatever. Yeah, yeah, just tape it to your
- 3:06:57chest. We're going to figure out some
- 3:06:58sort of apparatus where we're just running with Scott the
- 3:07:01whole time. You got.
- 3:07:02We should do a 5K together. Yes.
- 3:07:05Faction 5 Ki would smoke. I would smoke.
- 3:07:09We'll meet you in. We'll meet you in Virginia by
- 3:07:11this time next year. We all have to run a 5K for the
- 3:07:15next one. I'm OK with that.
- 3:07:16Done. That's a good deal bro.
- 3:07:17Faction 5K. Everyone in this room, Everyone
- 3:07:22in this room. I love Christy.
- 3:07:23Like, fuck. Y'all All right here.
- 3:07:25How about? This.
- 3:07:26How about this? How?
- 3:07:28About this you can walk it. Are you going to?
- 3:07:31When you when you run the 5K you going.
- 3:07:32To put. Headphones on.
- 3:07:33I don't know. Is that because I don't?
- 3:07:37Psychopath. We weren't allowed to have
- 3:07:40headphones with all you motherfuckers by me.
- 3:07:42I probably won't have to wear. Headphones I won't be by you.
- 3:07:44Son, I'll be smoking you, dawg. I'm gonna be gone.
- 3:07:47Why don't you just hate yourself and do the pink real quick?
- 3:07:49What is that? What?
- 3:07:50What? Did you just what?
- 3:07:52What? What is?
- 3:07:52Blackpink. What about it?
- 3:07:54I'm wear headphones listening to Blackpink.
- 3:07:57Wild. Oh, OK.
- 3:07:57Threw me off there, Chris. What are you gonna give up,
- 3:08:00Chris? What are you giving?
- 3:08:02Up I'm not. Really giving up anything?
- 3:08:03OK. Taking on something, all right.
- 3:08:06Meal prepping for the whole month of January?
- 3:08:08Hey, you should just do with the whole.
- 3:08:09Not that bad. You know what?
- 3:08:12By you doing that you'll have. More money.
- 3:08:13You'll will have more money. Give me up buying lunch
- 3:08:15everyday. That's Giving up.
- 3:08:17Ordering lunch, that's Yeah, let's give.
- 3:08:19It something up? Yeah dude, if you could.
- 3:08:21Dude, do that because you'll have way more money.
- 3:08:23Yeah, no more Don chicken boys. I still have that for a hell of
- 3:08:27Don chicken. We should get the.
- 3:08:29I'm giving this. Up in January.
- 3:08:31Whoa, Carl's giving up vaping for the What?
- 3:08:33Are you going to smoke cigarettes?
- 3:08:35I'm going to fucking smoke Marlboro.
- 3:08:36I'm going to start packing of lint.
- 3:08:38I'm going to try it last year. I tried it last year.
- 3:08:41It didn't work. Out It didn't.
- 3:08:42But this? Year.
- 3:08:43Cigarettes instead. Yeah, you can't smoke Cigarettes
- 3:08:45instead. I no smoke, no smoke, no
- 3:08:53nothing. Wait, it might.
- 3:08:54No for the month. No marijuana.
- 3:08:56Fuck, he fucked up in the month. Yeah, he fucked up in the month
- 3:08:58of January. Remember, I was like, yeah, so
- 3:09:00fucking made him on the second week.
- 3:09:01'Cause I I. Gave him, Oh yeah, when I gave
- 3:09:04him energy drinks. And you never had them.
- 3:09:05Never had. A Yeah, I want.
- 3:09:07This for myself. I feel like.
- 3:09:10Giving. Up vaping for a month I.
- 3:09:11Probably would never go back. I will never go back, thank God.
- 3:09:14I just think that I would end up in a hospital if I gave up
- 3:09:17nicotine because I've been smoked, 'cause I was 12 years
- 3:09:20old. I'm scared.
- 3:09:22But like, honestly, I I I'm scared for what?
- 3:09:27This. Like cigarettes?
- 3:09:28We don't know what's cigarette. They're not good for you, but,
- 3:09:30like, we don't really know what's in this.
- 3:09:32I think they do know. So yeah, that thing's colored
- 3:09:34like a fucking McDonald's refresher.
- 3:09:36There's no way. This is definitely terrible for
- 3:09:39me, but whatever, they're cold. I'll still smoke it.
- 3:09:41I don't care. But the problem is, is that,
- 3:09:43yeah, I I I don't know. I feel like there's.
- 3:09:46I don't want to be carrying this shit around.
- 3:09:47Yeah, You look like a nerd. Yeah.
- 3:09:49Yeah. I'd rather see you with
- 3:09:50cigarettes. Would be cooler too.
- 3:09:52That would be way cooler. That right?
- 3:09:54Yeah, you would marble Reds or something.
- 3:09:56Like you're the. Only one.
- 3:09:58Not dressed in the dress. Code what in?
- 3:10:00Fact I had like water had like white like, oh, put that down.
- 3:10:05Look at the moment of truth. What mount them hold?
- 3:10:08On what? The fuck are you doing?
- 3:10:09Because you had a lot of I was going to get drinks too.
- 3:10:13No, Scott, you're already fucking bullshitting over here.
- 3:10:16And so do you even drink them? You should give up fucking beer,
- 3:10:20buddy, All right? Energy.
- 3:10:27Drinks too. Add it to his fucking town.
- 3:10:29I'll give up five beers a day. Whoa.
- 3:10:32What does that mean? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- 3:10:36That doesn't make you like 15. So I'll only have 10 a day
- 3:10:39instead. That's pretty good.
- 3:10:43That's all you All you have to do is drink IPA and then you'll
- 3:10:45be perfectly fine, Scott. You just have to do 1 fucking
- 3:10:47thing. All right, IPA, that's it.
- 3:10:50We can show we got it. What?
- 3:10:53What? What?
- 3:10:54Also what? All right, Malcolm, go.
- 3:10:57Malcolm. I was going to give up alcohol
- 3:11:01and. Only drink.
- 3:11:02Water. Is that cool?
- 3:11:03That's it. After all that bullshit?
- 3:11:05Go to the gym before work four days a week.
- 3:11:08OK? That's pretty good.
- 3:11:09OK? Is that good?
- 3:11:11That's nice. You were talking a lot of shit.
- 3:11:13Though. What did I say before?
- 3:11:15Can you? No sugar?
- 3:11:16No. Yeah, I don't think I could.
- 3:11:18Carnivore. Diet I.
- 3:11:19Don't want to have? One of your carnivore too poor.
- 3:11:21For a carnivore diet. Thank you.
- 3:11:24Give him a stipend. For Connor, honestly, I don't
- 3:11:28think, no, it's fine. That's what you want to do, then
- 3:11:30you. Don't think you can do.
- 3:11:32It get him a someone. Buy him a butcher box.
- 3:11:34There's going to be a timer. I just.
- 3:11:36I don't have enough. I'll give you a butcher box.
- 3:11:40Butch. My box, it almost felt like he
- 3:11:42was like Malcolm about to start. Baking he just.
- 3:11:44Is scared he can't do it. I.
- 3:11:46I. I don't know if I can.
- 3:11:47Just because I don't know. Like, I know Princess brings
- 3:11:50around the candy with her. Candy.
- 3:11:51You got to be careful. Yeah, you got.
- 3:11:53I feel like she'll have candy on her.
- 3:11:54Katie. You like Katie?
- 3:11:57OK. No.
- 3:11:57Like you'd be out and. She's like, wait, what's?
- 3:11:59Her seeks out some Skittles. You're like, oh, you only eat.
- 3:12:01Meat. Literally only meat.
- 3:12:02I could do that one. No, you can't.
- 3:12:04You're not going to eat any. That's what I do already.
- 3:12:09It's not. Wait, does bread knock?
- 3:12:11Out. You can't.
- 3:12:16Does bread have a? Heartbeat.
- 3:12:17I don't. Know then you can't.
- 3:12:21All right. Can I eat?
- 3:12:23Bread. Bacon only.
- 3:12:25Is that good enough? I don't know, dude, it.
- 3:12:27Sounds OK. Does everyone agree that
- 3:12:29Malcolm's? Yeah.
- 3:12:30I mean, wait, let's hear the. Let's hear the context.
- 3:12:32Again, Malcolm, I said I would stop.
- 3:12:35Drinking. Alcohol.
- 3:12:36He likes to have a beer at night.
- 3:12:37Who doesn't for? The rest every night.
- 3:12:39I would every night only only drink water and I will go to the
- 3:12:44gym four times a week before work.
- 3:12:46That's the hardest one. No caffeine.
- 3:12:48That's the one that you're not. I think that's the hardest one
- 3:12:50out of all of us. Maybe for 30 days.
- 3:12:52Easy. 30 days easy. Water only is the hardest one.
- 3:12:55That's easy. I'm more addicted to Diet Coke
- 3:12:58than I am alcohol. All right.
- 3:13:01It's been decided. It's good.
- 3:13:03Adjourned. Making adjourned.
- 3:13:05Yeah, everyone's Diet Coke. Brennan, that's terrible.
- 3:13:08I hate that you're drinking arsenic.
- 3:13:10All right. Malcolm, do you want to you?
- 3:13:11Want to do that thing you said before or not?
- 3:13:13Yeah, Carl. I stole every single ingredient
- 3:13:15in that fucking thing. Yeah, try and read some
- 3:13:18ingredients on that, Carl. We're going to try something out
- 3:13:20for for this podcast. We're going to end this.
- 3:13:22Podcast right here. And we're going to do an extra
- 3:13:251020 minutes for the Patreon. OK All right, well, you heard it
- 3:13:29here. We're calling it quits.
- 3:13:31Thank you guys so much for tuning in.
- 3:13:32This is when we get racist. Check out that Patreon.
- 3:13:40Oh, the music came on. And make sure to look for.
- 3:13:42Carl, Chad on there. That's insane, bro.
- 3:13:47What the fuck? Yeah, go.
- 3:13:48To the Patreon say. Bye everybody.
- 3:13:52Bye, bye, Happy new. Year happy.
- 3:13:55New. Year we're canceled, Dad.
- 3:14:01All right, well, that was a fun episode.
- 3:14:04Happy New Year. Happy New Year, everyone.
- 3:14:07Happy holidays. Yeah, let's.
- 3:14:12Know how you. Felt about that one that was our
- 3:14:14dumbest. Episode.
- 3:14:15Yeah. I think it was pretty good.
- 3:14:18I mean, we covered a lot of ground.
- 3:14:20Yeah. Ground Zero, Yeah.
- 3:14:22But you know, you got to talk about.
- 3:14:24Conspiracies. When you got a big group of
- 3:14:26dudes drinking beer, drinking beers, and Scott is funny, maybe
- 3:14:30somewhere on psychedelics, who knows.
- 3:14:32Yeah. So yeah, some might have been on
- 3:14:34a little bit more. I don't know.
- 3:14:36Allegedly. Scott.
- 3:14:38Is funny. He would just sit there and not
- 3:14:39say anything. He'd just chime in.
- 3:14:42Fentanyl vending machines. You guys got those fentanyl
- 3:14:46vending machines out there, That was.
- 3:14:49A lot. Well, the first thing.
- 3:14:52We got to announce. Is we got our origin?
- 3:14:55Container. Shipment, yes.
- 3:14:58So we have a select, you know assortment of.
- 3:15:02Items in stock. And also we have all all the
- 3:15:04people that. Ordered stuff for pick up.
- 3:15:06Your stuff's here, so we're going to be reaching out to you
- 3:15:08later today. Tomorrow.
- 3:15:09I already did. Never mind.
- 3:15:11Nakam already did. So, yeah, come get your stuff.
- 3:15:13And that's that. Moving on.
- 3:15:17I see you added a Nissan ignition cylinder and housing.
- 3:15:21Assembly. Yeah, you forgot to put Nissan.
- 3:15:24In the title, but. I like that you added it and you
- 3:15:28added a Origin Lab Type 2 hood for a chaser, yes.
- 3:15:32That. Is in stock in the States?
- 3:15:34Oh, it is. So somebody could grab that one
- 3:15:36left in the States. Yeah, there's a lot of arrow
- 3:15:38that's in stock right now. Kind of.
- 3:15:41I guess that's not the best thing to say, but no.
- 3:15:43I'm thinking like M Sports. And.
- 3:15:46BN Sports Select. Yeah, there's a few random
- 3:15:49stuff. Well, we also did a little
- 3:15:54Patreon, little Patreon bonus in the after the podcast we went.
- 3:15:59Straight to the Patreon and just.
- 3:16:01Let everybody say what they want to say.
- 3:16:03Yeah. And some people got naked.
- 3:16:06It was weird. Yeah, it wasn't.
- 3:16:07Even that hot in here, yeah. It was, but some people might
- 3:16:10have been on. Like we said, you.
- 3:16:13Know they might have been feeling different things.
- 3:16:16Yeah. So we had like a 30 minute
- 3:16:18Patreon bonus episode from this podcast.
- 3:16:20So if you guys want to check that out.
- 3:16:22Yeah. If we're going to try to do that
- 3:16:23after some episodes, if they're crazy like that.
- 3:16:26Yeah, definitely. Yeah, pretty much only though.
- 3:16:29I mean, what else could you really do that for?
- 3:16:30You have to do it for the crazy ones because you're not going to
- 3:16:33do it for a random get like, OK, you just stop this.
- 3:16:36Yeah. OK, Now we do the rest of the
- 3:16:38now be yourself. Yeah.
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