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From Cartels to Escobar Phone Fails w/ La'Ron Hines · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: Scaled, Come rab R Scam, Come robs fro Godess whats
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  Speaker 1: popin congregation? It's your girl. Lacey Mosley aka Scam got
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  Speaker 1: us back with another installment of the podcast all about robbery,
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  Speaker 1: fraud and those who practice it. I am so what, Yes, excited, thrilled,
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  Speaker 1: elated for today's guests.
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  Speaker 2: They are an actor, singer, a writer.
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  Speaker 1: Producer, a host, and the creator of the Snapchat original series.
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  Speaker 2: Lauren in a Million. I know that already gives it away.
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  Speaker 1: Anna met. You have seen his viral TikTok videos where
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  Speaker 1: he asked the question are you smart to preschoolers and celebrities.
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  Speaker 2: Like Rihanna y Rihanna, Rihanna fancy.
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  Speaker 1: He's gracious with his presence before when he helped us
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  Speaker 1: uncover the diabolical shrink next door, and I'm related to
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  Speaker 1: welcome him back to the show today. So ladies, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: they's them's non binary icons. Please stand up, congregation, welcome
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  Speaker 1: my Space partner laarn Heines to the show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so excited to be back. I'm so happy
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  Speaker 3: to be here. Yes, my Space partner had to invite
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  Speaker 3: me back after we like you.
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  Speaker 1: Know who exact real awful you know I almost spelt bad.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't, but I almost did.
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  Speaker 4: I almost did. But no one warns the wicked.
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  Speaker 1: And there it is a word from the church. Okay, hello, now, Lauren.
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  Speaker 1: We always ask on this podcast, what's your relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love them? Do you hate them? Have you
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  Speaker 1: been a part of some or have some happened on you?
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  Speaker 1: I like to say happen on you, not to you.
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  Speaker 4: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: I support a good scam, but one scam that got
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  Speaker 3: me a lot of times as a kid. Okay, it
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  Speaker 3: is celebrity Facebook pages. You ever just try. I would
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  Speaker 3: friend people on Facebook thinking that they were celebrit I
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  Speaker 3: had like ten Selena Gomez is on there.
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  Speaker 4: I had like fifteen Ariana Grandees.
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  Speaker 3: I was yes, smart, no, Like before I even started
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  Speaker 3: the are you smart? This is like it's like when
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  Speaker 3: I was in sixth grade. Now, I was like in
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  Speaker 3: sixth grade. I'm adding like Miley Cyrus, I'm adding everybody
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  Speaker 3: because I'm thinking these are the real people.
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  Speaker 4: And then we started having like little conversations.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking to like ten ten Hannah Montana's in the
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  Speaker 3: in the Facebook messages.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like, you know, we're just like we're keeping
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  Speaker 1: up with you.
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  Speaker 3: I think that's how I've been scammed because I was
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  Speaker 3: under the impression that those were the real people. But
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  Speaker 3: then again, I'm also an American everyday consumer, so I
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  Speaker 3: feel like that.
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  Speaker 1: Is being You're also gen z, So I feel like
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  Speaker 1: y'all came up with so much Internet that you why
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  Speaker 1: not believe when you're twelve years old or eleven years
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  Speaker 1: old that you are on this real celebrities fan page,
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  Speaker 1: this Facebook page.
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  Speaker 4: Listen.
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  Speaker 3: Facebook is the breeding ground for delusion because now I
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  Speaker 3: am no longer on Facebook, but now they have AI
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  Speaker 3: posters of everything, and all of the things are from
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  Speaker 3: the aunties that are like, is this real?
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  Speaker 1: No, this is real, And the aunties are the most
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  Speaker 1: susceptible community.
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  Speaker 2: Call your grandparents and your aunties, especially.
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  Speaker 1: Your aunties because your auntis have a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: like tech savvy than your grandparents. So your aunties are
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  Speaker 1: gonna copy paste the link, put it in the family
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  Speaker 1: group chat. Your Aunti's the one sending you Bible quotes
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  Speaker 1: with the sunset in the background, and I'm like, Auntie,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not clicking on this. I'm not clicking on this link.
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  Speaker 1: They're like, no, but it's something you need to okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I don't think it is. You heard
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  Speaker 1: about three g I'm like, please, no, I know what
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  Speaker 1: I got during COVID. I'm like, y'all, the government don't
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  Speaker 1: care about us that much. We give them our information
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  Speaker 1: for free.
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  Speaker 3: They're not doing that literally same I think what my
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  Speaker 3: aunties they do it is two things. So one they
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  Speaker 3: send like little brain teasers that they find, you know,
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  Speaker 3: it's like find the cat in the picture, and you
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  Speaker 3: have to like circle like if they send me those
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  Speaker 3: like thirty thousand times a day in the family group
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  Speaker 3: chat number one. But then also like I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if you ever get those random posts where it's like
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  Speaker 3: on June nineteenth, we're gonna stage a walk out on
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  Speaker 3: this day at this time, every one tune in. We're
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  Speaker 3: gonna boycott this play. They send it out to me,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, Auntie, I promise you everyone is not
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  Speaker 3: gonna do that. I really commend you, but it's literally
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  Speaker 3: gonna be all three of y'all doing it by yourself.
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  Speaker 4: Desney Chill the wrong performance but also a performance also performer.
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  Speaker 1: No. We talked about that on the podcast recently where
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  Speaker 1: we were like, y'all, we can't boycott like this. You
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  Speaker 1: can't be like everybody we're walking out. You put on
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  Speaker 1: it in there like the company doesn't see. It's okay,
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna give them one day a bad proface. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: all gonna be in there slurping on that lemonade the
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  Speaker 1: next day, the next day chicken having a biscuit. So
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  Speaker 1: we just gotta be serious.
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  Speaker 3: It never it never lasts like I mean, I'm all
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  Speaker 3: for a good like let's yeah, let's really stick it
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  Speaker 3: to the listen.
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  Speaker 4: I'm all for it. I'm all for the power.
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  Speaker 1: To the You do look like you should be like
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  Speaker 1: on an Olympic mascot, Like we're not like one of
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  Speaker 1: those like podiums.
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  Speaker 3: Right now, I feel like I feel like doctor Umar
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  Speaker 3: at the breakfast club, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like, okay, you know you're really about to say something.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really about to say something because you know I'm
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  Speaker 3: all for like, you know, boy, but give me a plan, Like,
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  Speaker 3: don't just say we're gonna do it at this time.
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  Speaker 1: That like what it's gotta be indefinite, guys, what are
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  Speaker 1: we hitting that exactly?
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  Speaker 2: Indefinite till we get what we want?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, these states, we just be like we're mad.
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  Speaker 4: We pitched.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody were mad, y'all come outside, be mad together, be
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  Speaker 1: mad together.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's an angry mob.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, that's different. And let us know if we're mobbing,
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  Speaker 1: because then you know, we go get the pitchforks, we
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  Speaker 1: go mob to.
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  Speaker 4: I make a sign. I wanted to make a sign,
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  Speaker 4: and a.
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  Speaker 2: Clever one at that.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody saying, y'll detracted from the movement with these funny signs,
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  Speaker 1: like what do you want us to do? We outside?
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  Speaker 1: We shouldn't have something. We can have a serious conversation
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  Speaker 1: since civil rights?
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  Speaker 4: So why are we? Why? Why stop now?
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  Speaker 1: The second that we stopped protesting in church shoots and dresses?
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  Speaker 1: It was un serious. Okay, the girlies are out here
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  Speaker 1: at the protests and Buddhist show.
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  Speaker 4: Look like, where are the three piece suits?
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  Speaker 1: We should be singing we shall overcome. Come on, No,
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  Speaker 1: you canna be able to count the change in a
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  Speaker 1: dude's pocket when he come outside. He like the bitches
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  Speaker 1: love activists. Okay, I'm trying to get at the baity.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get activated down there. They was protesting
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  Speaker 3: outside of my building a few weeks ago, and I
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  Speaker 3: was on my way to hot yoga. There's a hot
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  Speaker 3: yoga to yot.
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  Speaker 1: With more disruptive than like You're like like you're like
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  Speaker 1: going to extend out and they're like, hell, no exactly no.
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  Speaker 3: But like I stopped, I'm like fifteen minutes early for yoga.
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  Speaker 3: I'm never this early for yoga. I'm like, I got time.
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  Speaker 3: Let me go auh here and protest for a second.
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  Speaker 3: So no, I did that, but like I ended up
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  Speaker 3: missing yoga and just protested for like two hours.
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  Speaker 4: It was good, it was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Felt I felt so empowered.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, listen, this is what community is about out
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  Speaker 3: like truly, because the thing is, it wasn't even a
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  Speaker 3: real protest of sticking it to the man. We have
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  Speaker 3: police approval, we had everything, they had the streets blocked off.
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  Speaker 4: It was a parade basically.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, white people protest, yes, okay, black people. Look, we
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  Speaker 1: can't all go at once. We got to make like
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  Speaker 1: a phone tree or a wind to meet. But when
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  Speaker 1: the white people get out here in protests, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's not it's not organized, honey.
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  Speaker 2: They want childcare and finger painting.
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  Speaker 1: And what it is is that the black when black
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  Speaker 1: people are not there to be assaulted and harassed by
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  Speaker 1: the state. The protests are more peaceful because police don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go out there and beat on white people.
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  Speaker 1: That's not fun for them exactly. Like they're like white
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  Speaker 1: people still have rights, like we might actually lose our jobs,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, are you brown or you around?
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  Speaker 1: Get down on the ground. It the ground, it's on
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  Speaker 1: the ground. If it's white, it's right. But that's more
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  Speaker 1: of the thing there. It's funny that you say that
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  Speaker 1: I do always have the urge to protest if I
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  Speaker 1: see a protest. We were in Amsterdam, me and my
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  Speaker 1: cousin and there was a protest happening and they were
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  Speaker 1: rounding people up, and we were on the side that
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  Speaker 1: they were rounding up, but we were also like tourists,
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  Speaker 1: like literally on our way to the ice house to
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  Speaker 1: like have a drink and in a couple of ice
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  Speaker 1: and then do the corniest thing ever. And we saw
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  Speaker 1: this protest and I was like starting to like say
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  Speaker 1: the chant because I can't help it. If we chant,
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  Speaker 1: we chant, we can't we cannot get locked up in
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  Speaker 1: the Netherlands.
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  Speaker 4: We are black.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, you're right, let's go into
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  Speaker 1: the tourist spot like I wanted to. But then I
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  Speaker 1: was like, damn, we we kind of go in here
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  Speaker 1: to capitalism because we can't. I shout one to freedom
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  Speaker 1: before they take me inside. Listen, Yes, we have the
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  Speaker 1: appointment for uh yeah for seven pm. Yes for two,
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  Speaker 1: yeah for two. Yes, we we ordered the the ice
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  Speaker 1: beer cup. Yes, yes, thank you so much. But I was.
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  Speaker 3: Because liftin right, trying to give a little like you're
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  Speaker 3: doing an amazing tweet.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, we hope where we can, yes, but the auntie
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  Speaker 1: is on Facebook and just Facebook in general. We know
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  Speaker 1: that it's right for scams. And you would think after
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  Speaker 1: at least the twenty sixteen election where we saw Russian
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  Speaker 1: interference to the point where you know, Zuckenberger before he
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  Speaker 1: became like Jack Carlow light, he was wearing that bowl
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  Speaker 1: haircut and he had to go sit in front of
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  Speaker 1: the girls, you know, and at the white hat. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what else, but you know, in descending hearings
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  Speaker 1: and be like, hey, yeah, so some ass were bought.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody about to ask.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody, but you know, we just sell ass. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: ask what.
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  Speaker 4: My name isnt? And I am not. It counts the
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  Speaker 4: money that he.
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  Speaker 1: I disliked every post. That's what I want to tell y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, thumb's dad.
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  Speaker 4: I'm on your side, listen me. And you were here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe this. That's why I came up
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  Speaker 1: here because I was like, let's be mad together. You know, well,
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  Speaker 1: why am I.
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  Speaker 2: Sitting on the opposite side of I want to get
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  Speaker 2: up over there?
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  Speaker 1: Over here, my people, right, what are across from? I
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  Speaker 1: never got in trouble.
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  Speaker 3: I definitely just hit I'm okay. I definitely just hit
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  Speaker 3: my mouth on this.
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  Speaker 2: So if you were like laughing and this was your
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  Speaker 2: new laugh, I was like this.
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  Speaker 4: Not that I have to laugh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought maybe that was your new laugh. But no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm with it. We're speaking of like kind of like
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  Speaker 1: AI and fake things like that on Facebook. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: do a What's hot and fraud. We haven't had one
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  Speaker 1: of these in a minute, Laura. So you're bringing it.
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  Speaker 1: You're bringing that old thing back. Give me a give
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  Speaker 1: me a good sound there, rich and a little chair
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  Speaker 1: or something. You know, we're bringing it blast from the past. No,
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  Speaker 1: So I really this came across my desk, and by
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  Speaker 1: my desk, I mean Twitter, and then I went to
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  Speaker 1: some legitimate sources, as you all should do. Stop in
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  Speaker 1: some a picture and some bold type fie.
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  Speaker 3: What make it say just because you see a picture
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  Speaker 3: and that little wording at the top, that.
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  Speaker 4: Don't mean it's not a fact ship.
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  Speaker 1: And people even still like to get on Twitter and
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  Speaker 1: be like oh to be like a gotcha that go
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  Speaker 1: on Wikipedia and be like this is on Wikipedia, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I grew up in a time where Wikipedia
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  Speaker 1: was a laughable source.
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  Speaker 2: They would fail you if that was a source of papers.
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  Speaker 1: Or anything, because anybody can edit Wikipedia exactly.
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  Speaker 3: No I saw, I saw it was one of the
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  Speaker 3: most recent, Like I forgot what happened, but TMS had
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: put something out there, and then, of course, like teams,
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  Speaker 3: he's always the first to put it outs know if
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  Speaker 3: you did before, you are before.
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  Speaker 4: You are exact.
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  Speaker 3: And I think this is actually like the Malcolm Jamal
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  Speaker 3: Warner situation and someone had posted it and they're like
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  Speaker 3: is this real? TMS just say it's really. It's like,
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  Speaker 3: it's not real until someone else confirms it. Someone puts
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  Speaker 3: a screenshot from Wikipedia and said it's real. Oh, there's
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  Speaker 3: no way that that was.
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  Speaker 1: Your They're not teaching the girls about so anymore. They're not.
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  Speaker 3: We grew up in We used to be a proper
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  Speaker 3: country where you had to cite your sources and they
• 12:05
  Speaker 3: had to be Bible, they had to be No, there's
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: actually did you watch American Idol any last season?
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  Speaker 1: Recently?
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  Speaker 4: The season? No?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, watch since William Hunk after she banged.
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  Speaker 3: I left listen, I didn't watch it either. But funny enough,
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  Speaker 3: a guy won from my home state. So it's like
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: a big thing, right, like, you know everyone, I'm Mississippi. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so I guy went from my home state. I think
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: his name is Jamal Roberts. But there are so many
• 12:30
  Speaker 3: fake articles about this man on Facebook now and all
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: of the aunties from back home are sharing them. It's
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  Speaker 3: like he's just donated fifty million dollars to this foundation
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  Speaker 3: at positive No, No, it's always it's always good pr.
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  Speaker 1: But it's like they're just like I love this.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, where did he get this money from?
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: He on TV, larn the.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Day rate is four hundred and you know that, and
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: that's being general. They don't know that.
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  Speaker 2: The second you're on TV, people think you have a
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  Speaker 2: lot of money.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It don't matter which I mean, I played a dead
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  Speaker 1: Body on PBS and they were like, oh, you big
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  Speaker 1: time now.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I was dead.
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  Speaker 3: I had TPS, I had two lines broadcasts. I had
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  Speaker 3: two lines in a Lean a Wait project. You would
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  Speaker 3: have thought I was Denzel. Listen, me and Denzel was
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  Speaker 3: going yacht shopping together.
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  Speaker 4: Actually we were.
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  Speaker 2: You were, Okay, y'all eat it the same restaurant.
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  Speaker 4: Same restaurants.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, Me and Rihanna both went to Georgio Body and
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: we had a bottle war.
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  Speaker 4: That's how rich I am.
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  Speaker 1: We had a bottle war. It's crazy. We had a
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  Speaker 1: yacht off. We had a yacht off. I'm like, y'all,
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: that's not why. I think that's why it's hard for
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  Speaker 1: us to get actor people on the Actors Strike when
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: they're not from LA and they don't work in Hollywood,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: because they're like.
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  Speaker 2: You're all just rich and entitled.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all just more money.
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  Speaker 1: And it's like, no, that is not They're like, no,
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  Speaker 1: we saw you on CS side playing a beggar.
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  Speaker 4: We know you got it, ah.
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  Speaker 3: But the gag is I got paid more for my
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  Speaker 3: thumb to be in a piece of commercial than my
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  Speaker 3: entire face on the residuals commercial commercials don't nobody want
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  Speaker 3: to talk about.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's what you need to be.
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  Speaker 4: That you need to be looking at.
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  Speaker 1: If you see somebody in a commercial more than once
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  Speaker 1: and it's a different one, like them progressively rob them,
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  Speaker 1: we need to rob them.
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  Speaker 4: Listen. Flow is rich rich.
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  Speaker 3: Flow is the is the ethical billionaire that people think
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  Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, that's who Flow is.
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  Speaker 1: Like, we need a Forbes for the commercial earners. And
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: they're like, don't do that. Don't ever tell people what
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: we think.
• 14:32
  Speaker 4: Said Annie from Popeye's. Anybody remember her?
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  Speaker 1: And you know I cooked it for.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, yeah, she did.
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  Speaker 2: She's the owner of Popeyes.
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  Speaker 3: She I think she's at every location cooking up that
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: chicken exactly she does. I don't know how she does it, Like,
• 14:52
  Speaker 3: but Santa Claus can be so many places that one
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  Speaker 3: night too.
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  Speaker 4: She is the Santa Claus Fried Chicken.
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  Speaker 1: I'm there with we easy had a fast. She's a
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  Speaker 1: Louisiana fast. That's how she gets all around.
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  Speaker 4: Come on, Annie scares.
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  Speaker 3: God.
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  Speaker 1: But throwing it back to the A, I think I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk speaking about being all over town. What
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  Speaker 1: a great You're just full of grade segues the runs.
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  Speaker 1: I want to have you here.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Happy to be here.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to talk about something I came across
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: on Twitter, and then I went and verified on like
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: Fortune Magazine and a few other like legitimate sources. So Delta,
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: which is my preferred airline, Delta.
• 15:32
  Speaker 4: Spositor show listen.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: But they're moving forward with eliminating set prices in favor
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: of AI that determines how much you pay for a ticket.
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: Walk me through that again. I'm trying to understand.
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: So you know, how wayne you're going to book a flight.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: There used to be old tricks like try to buy
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: your flights on a Tuesday that's a low buying day.
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: Or if you're gonna buy your flight, biden incognito mode,
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: or use a different device in a different area and
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: then when you see the price you want go buy
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: it on your computer so it's lower. You know, we
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: used to have sites like cheap o Air. Cheap o
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Air held me down during college. I got a little
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: got a little skeedier after that. But you know, Chipo
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: used to be where.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: You can really get some air love, a good love,
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: a good trip Advisor, Chipotle.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: Discount air. Right, And so what Delta is proposing now
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: to like increase profits because you know, we have to
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: be constantly increasing profits until nobody has any money for
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: the company left to.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: Take definite growth until you are infinitely dead.
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: You don't like it, you leave.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: If you don't like it, you died.
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: Least.
• 16:47
  Speaker 1: So I speaking of leaving and not affording it. Delta
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: is now going to use cookies that other websites have
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: for like your spending habits. So let's say you just
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: went on Bloomingdale and you got you re upped on
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: your fancy perfec or you you know, got you splurged
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: on something or whatever. Those cookies are now in your computer.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I know y'all a lot of y'all probably got got
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: with this. Let's say you got your Beyonce fit and
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: then you went to book your flight to see Beyonce
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: wherever that lady told you to go. Yes, if you
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: spend a lot of money on your Beyonce fit, there's
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: a higher likelihood now with Delta eliminating fixed pricing, that
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: you might have to spend more.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: For that flight.
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: And this is so alarming to me, crazy because you
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: could make a large purchase and not you know, and
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: that might it might be like a bed.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Maybe you just needed a bed.
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: Beds are expensive, and then if you went to go
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: buy a flight after that, they're could be like, oh,
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you got that bed money, so we're gonna run like
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: you're not getting our Pallette prices because you got mattress
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: money you got, You're gonna have to run it on you.
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: And I was like, are you serious? Because they're gonna
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: use AI and so AI, you know, basically use the
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: specific words to you know, formulate like random ass sentences
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: like it takes our information that we put into AI
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: and then it regenerates that for other people. The more
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: you speak into the AI, more it learns. You can
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: tell a I talk like a black person, it'll put
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: on its best ebonics. And they started with us, who
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: they always do. I was like, why are I trying
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: to make imaginary niggas?
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: I had us so bad, I'm guilty. I told a
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: Southern accent. I was just testing it out.
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: It's sad for the planet. It is killing people in Memphis.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Where did that come from?
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: One of the largest plans to like, I got family,
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: all your cousins. I can't believe you cousin side Okay,
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: They painted me out to be the bad guy.
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: They painting me out to be the bad guy.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: No, but a lot of people use it and don't
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: know like how just insidious it is. But it can
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: also pull words from your emails and things like that.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: So let's say you just got an email about eavement
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: and then you go to buy a flight a I
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: can put two and two together that you might be
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: purchasing a flight for a funeral and run up the
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: price because the fund ain't gonna happen.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But once and go people.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Want fund see you based you're not at the field.
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: You could at least lower the price if I'm going
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: to a funeral.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: No, why would they ever lower lower and price?
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: I mean to gather, we're trying to mourn the wicked.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: Come on now, No, no, no, I ain't never heard
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: lower and price from a company.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: They were like, we don't even put those words together.
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: They never existed.
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: You don't like it, you don't like it, right, like lowder.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: The prices when they're like, okay, people don't have any
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: more money for us to take.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, use that AI to c as in my account,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: then you'll leave me alone.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: Well, they they they're not quite going into the bank account. Yeah,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: they're looking at your spending habits because they don't care
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: if you don't have it. That's why they got Klara,
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: even though they're going out in heavy, heavy debt.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: You know, that's why I got Klara debt.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: Oh, let me go.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta know you're wild, Laura, do corporate welfare on
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: this podcast? Run is wild? It is a wild I
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: have to know what now. I know. I laughed real
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: hard when I saw the news reports that PayPal and
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Venmo were gonna have a way for you to be
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: able to contribute to the government's national debt, where you
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: could like donate to the US's national debt. And I
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: laughed so hard that I thought I wasn't gonna make it.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: So Laurn, I think you might give him something for
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: that thirty seven trial. Let me put some one.
• 20:24
  Speaker 4: I got five f you got five on it. Listen,
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: I bought, I.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Do not, I have nothing on it.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: And give me my money.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: Please actually.
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Help you like helping am I helping my robber.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: At a certain point.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: You have after they robbed, you want to be like,
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: hey man, I got another one, had like sixty dollars
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: of my wallet at the time, but I just got paid.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Another one for you.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Right, you want to run another stick up now, I'm
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: trying to help you out. I know you need it
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: on the streets running people, So take it. You got it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: That's one of them thats when you gotta you gotta
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: put the money like that.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I called yeah, I call it those handshakes
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: to do those to like wait matre D's and like hostesses.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: If I didn't have a reservation, I was like, oh
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: my gosh, whatever you can do, and you know you
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: justick a little forty in there and then do something
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: for you.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I've only ever had one person do it to me,
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: give me.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: My money back. It's only happened one time where.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I was like give me actually no like hand hand No,
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: he hand.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Back to me. They were a paul. I'm like, you
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: can't help me. You can't a quick pro caile bro.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: You know good.
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: I need to get my money back. I'm getting a refund.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I need a quick give it a call.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: No, I actually did that when out. Oh gosh, I
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: can't believe I'm saying this. But when I before I
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: was twenty one and I wanted to get into a club,
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: when I would hand them my idea.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: I would give them my real idea. That said I was,
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: that said I was nineteen under it.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: But I just started making money from TikTok. Y'all, y'all
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: gotta understand. TikTok was paying me handsomely. I had to,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: but I had them the idea.
• 21:53
  Speaker 4: The money under it. I'm like, I'm like looking around,
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, you know, yeah, And.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: It works for me every single time in Miami. But
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: once and that man was just a hater exactly. Now.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: Now you may get a hater every now and then, yeah.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: But typically if you put enough under there, they're gone ahead.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: And then you know what was crazy. The hater took
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: my ID. We're on vacash and everybody else is twenty
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: one but me, I'm twenty. He took my ID and
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: I had to pay one hundred dollars to get it
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: back from him, so he just ran it up more.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: My little twenty wasn't enough.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: You know what he did.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: He pulled the depth and airlies on me.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: He was like, if you got twenty to put on
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: an ID, oh.
• 22:29
  Speaker 4: I pray both sides of his pillows warm.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, warm, And I hope it's hard and
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: I don't think I didn't. We wake up with a
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: neck ache every day, every morning, one like a pinch
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: nerve on both sides, on both sides. Massage could never
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: help it.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: And lower back problems.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, every time you get up and make.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: A noise, Yes, every time you sit down and make
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: a noise.
• 22:48
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Yes. And this that's happening to you. I hope that's
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: not somebody put a hex on you out there, y'all? Okay,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: but we need him gone, we need we need him gone.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: But yeah, this is so baffling to me because it's
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: ushering a new age where we're seeing I don't know
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: why people were excited about AI. I was always mortified
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: because it's just another invasive way for people to take
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: advantage of us, where they be cloning voices for scams,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: or it be you know, like spreading false information hello
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Grock or Grock turning into a Nazi like you did
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: back in the day, because who could have thought that
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: was gonna happen? You know what is AI on Twitter
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: that our genius leader Elonte came up with the one
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: African who really needs to go back, and he came
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: up with this. He came up with this way for
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you to add Rock on Twitter and ask the questions
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: that you could easily google with more verifiable sources. Yes,
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and now it talks like a weird, insultly dude, and
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: it's like so bizarre. I know y'all need friends, but
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: like AI, please, you don't need friends, you need AI
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: and stop doing AI therapy. He ain't gonna say nothing
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: back to you, but what you want to hear, what
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you want to hear. It's very weird.
• 24:01
  Speaker 4: Go to telehealth or something.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: They got our girlfriends now they do. Yes, they were
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: talking have a relationship with the a crazy maybe how
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: was your day?
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: How is your day?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: That's crazy what they're gonna be like, oh yeah, the
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: mother boy was a little warm, but like what yeah,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: y'all we all need the help.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: Hell, when I knew it was going bad because, like
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: I said, Grock is messy. I don't seen him in
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: the comment sections of the of the stand Wars. He'd
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: be in this like they'd be like, hey, Groc, who's
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: better Megan or Nikki? And then they'd be like, well,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: technically Nikki does X, Y and Z, but however, Meghan
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: is And it's like, why guy is Groc in the
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: in the stand Twitter beast, y'all need to leave Groc
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: out of this.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: We also just need all the If you aren't a
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: part of a standem on Twitter, I'm so sorry, but
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: there should just be mandatory to psychic psychebus. Yes, because
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: y'all getting out of hand. Them poor little British Love
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: love them, Love love islands, Yes, love peninsulas. They are
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: being harassed in the streets about twelve year olds they are. Yes,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: It's just like y'all need to y'all really need We
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: need playgrounds and parks back, we need communal spaces. Because
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: why are y'all at the mall harassing Jeremiah because your team.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: You want to know why, because there's a lack of shame.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shame has really gone away.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: Shame has gone away. Shame has gone away.
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: And like hot take not heavy bullying, but like a
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: little slight bullying. So just like a little just like
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: a little sprinkle, like just I tap you on the
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: shoulder every now and then, you know.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: You know, like just something.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: So with the most tangental opening to my podcast, let's
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: move into historic goodwigs.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: This is where we were gale.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Around with the famous Cohn caper group of criminals. We
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: may like them, we may hate them, but we'll see
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: how we feel all throughout. So this scam was uncovered
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: and reported by YouTuber mk BHD aka Marcus Brownlee. I
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: guess Marcus Brownlee and then a K M K BHD
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: is that is that one of those like subtracts Now
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I sound like an unty. Is that one of them
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: subtracts where his name his name is like mcbad?
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: You know I've heard of him, but like.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Do people say m K p h D or they
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: say mcbad?
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: Like that's an amazing question. I've never once.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: It's I'm gonna say s b k r FT and
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: it's subtract And I was like, what would they do that?
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: See now I used to say six lack instead of
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: like I still say six lacks.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: So it's like he would never not be six slack
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: to me? Do you know what the hell he thought
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: he was doing?
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Black nola? It's definitely sick flax. So I never want
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: to try to mess up a creative spelling. I just
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: I just look at it. I know and I say, yes,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: I do know that I do.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, for sure, I'm gonna call you what
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: it looked like when I read it, But exactly that's
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: what you wanted to be.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: I usually just wait for somebody else to say it,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: and then I try to say it because like, I
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: don't want to be the one that says it wrong first.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: No, I say it wrong loud. I'm proud.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I let that new song s b k
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: R MPT and look, that's not it.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, I love six lat oh your dvs
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: and oh dvs and oh my god, and they were like,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: it's Division.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: I was like, why lying to me?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Actually dying actually, and you're pissing me off. Division. I
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: love your music.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: I'm not calling you divisional name exactly. Do a song
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: with six lack and it's only for all y'all.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Will never be able to sight on the interact. If
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: you want to be division, you better go take up
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: the diet with the line and the diet on the bottom.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Listen because if I say call your division, because if I.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: Say your name to that Alexa and she don't play
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: it right, I'm gonna say DVSN and I bet she
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: she plays it exactly.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: That's the test right there, Alexa proof? Are you Alexa proof? Exactly,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: but at this point, Alexi is probably no more than
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: we do. Listening to swear surveillance s thing.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I think I heard Alexa laugh at one of my
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: jokes one time. I'm not I'm not playing. I really
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: think I heard Alexa laugh.
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: He was on the phone.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: Who said that Rod, you are so okay ha ha
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Exactly like who said that I can't win Alexa man.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Oh sis he is tripping ha ha ha No no, no,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: no scary out here. So this was reported by the
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: YouTuber Marcus brown League aka whatever he saying with them letters.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: So right, when Samsung finally released its much hyped voldable
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: phone and started selling it for nineteen hundred dollars, a
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: startup backed by cocaine king Bablo Escoar's brother Roto Escobar
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: appeared and offered a suspiciously similar looking phone for three
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: hundred fitted dollars. Now, your brother being a cocaine kingpin
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: who famously owned an island, and you said I'm gonna
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: get into phones like my brother's known for being.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Wait, what was the difference in price?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Again?
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: Samsung was some.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Samsung was nineteen hundred, and that's gonna was three.
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: Samsung was the scammers.
• 29:05
  Speaker 4: No one wants what Samsung was the scammers?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Is sam Like the family business is cocaine kingpaying an empire.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: He was like, I'm a slang Samsung bhones.
• 29:17
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm off for a p POC business number one.
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: But I'm all for somebody trying to live a good
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: clean life too. He said, Listen, I'm gonna step away
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: from that. We're gonna go into this farm.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: World because I'm not trying to get popped exactly. And
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: if you if you're selling cocaine, it's only amount of
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: time until some lead around you. Because listen, it's one
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: of those businesses where there's no like hostile like. The
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: hostile takeover is murder. It's not like a merger on
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: secession where they're come in and then we brought you. No,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: we brought you out of the planet. We're actually sending
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: you up to meet Jesus.
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: You actually got send the blocks on your feet right
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: now and we're throwing you in the water.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: That's what it is when talking to HR means meeting Haesus.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You know it's not for me.
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: I don't want it.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: They already listening to us on right now, just because
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: they probably got AI hooked up to their little base.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Finally, a complaint means bullets. No, I don't want your
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: formal complaint.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: To be I don't want it. Yeah, there's no suggestion box,
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: it's just threats.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: The suggestion is you will lead down, go somewhere we
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: can't find you. Okay, we suggested to face plastic surgery.
• 30:26
  Speaker 4: Change your name.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: So so right now, Rob, though we don't know if
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: you did anything illegal, so I'm kind of on your side.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You slaging phones, You stand out of the dope game. Okay.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: So the Escobar family, if you don't know, very little
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: known about this face no tell me about heard you
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: never heard of them, because yeah, I don't deal with
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: these nefarious types. So in case some of you didn't
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: know this nuggative history, famous drug kingpin Bablo Escobar became
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: one of the richest criminals in history by monopolizing the
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: cocaine trade from Columbia into the US in the late
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: eighties and early nineties when everyone was doing this kind
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: of stuff. So late eighties and early nineties were they
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: were a heyday for cocaine. Back then, there wasn't really
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: no fent in it like it is now. Finch is
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: short for fentanyl.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Listen, there's a reason why they're saying it hits like
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: cracking the eighties is so popular right now.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Because when they were really cooking that, when they were
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: really cooking it, Okay, it was so they were artisans.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: They were were artisans. Okay, what was that?
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: What's that chocolate commercial where they showed it like they
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: was real lit with it.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: They was real the whisky, like the crack potion is
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: just coming off.
• 31:41
  Speaker 4: The lists, just looking out illustrious.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Made by the finers. Coca Tea, Coca. Yeah, it wasn't
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: no dope, boy, Okay, it was a chair. Okay.
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: If you wasn't building the empire, what was you doing?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: Right? Okay, y'all went to let coconn blue exact. We
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: love it. We love that for y'all, they say, the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Kokeboo hotel. But back then it used to be more pure.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Every now and then you'll see a joke on the
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: internet where you see white people like dancing in very
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: good rhythm like in the seventies, and they were like
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: that's when they had that pure.
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: Everybody's on beating they're like, listen the soul training videos.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, videos and the white people we like and let
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: me all beat, Like that's when they had that pure
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: and never hit it. I was like, oh, so this
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: is the time where people were, you know, doing the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: nose padd Yes, they're still doing it, but you know,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: it's so much risk scary these days, y'all.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: It's very like, I don't know if you're bump the
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: bump is worth of life.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I don't think it is.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: It is not.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: But so at this time, Papo had a net worth
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: of thirty billion dollars before he was killed by Columbian
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: National Police in nineteen ninety three.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Now, look, we're kind of lodge Pablo.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: He was terrorized in Columbia, and he took a lot
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: of lives, a lot of innocent lives, a lot of
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: lives of people who were involved in the drug game,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: family members who weren't even involved. Like why am I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: in it? Like he was a bad man.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I'm glad you said that, because I was about to
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: call him an ethical billionaire. I'm glad I did not.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: It's a billionaire.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Billionaires. People died along the way and you didn't take
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: care of them. It's just a fact. You dig into
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: any billionaire, you will find bodies. Okay they may they
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: may justify them in certain ways or whatever. But he
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: ran into my nice or I'm telling you, it's like,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: we don't know what that man went when he fell
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: off the forkliff. No, you do. And it was an
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: ocean violation. We know what you'll be doing. We know
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: what I'll be doing. Those are still murders, we do.
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: We count them, We count them.
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: But so you know, he was a minister. He wasn't
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: more than a minister society. He was a ministers to
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: like the continental US, Columbia, you know.
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: He was a minister to the world, to the northern
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: and southern hemisphere.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Actually, this is a society and is to like.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: The global So theyhuman race human right as we know it.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: We know it is grace. For one man to be
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: a minis to a human race.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Is wild, listen. Only another one is able to do that.
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: And there is a whole day in September dedicated to him.
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: That is the only other menace to the human race.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: Lordy so as Pablo Escobar's accountants, Roberto, his brother, ran
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: the books for the multi billion dollar drug operation was
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: also in charge of its assassination squad. Al Right, Roberto, God,
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Now we was gonna try to be on your side
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: selling phones, but you over here cooking the books and
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the people this assassination squad.
• 34:39
  Speaker 4: Do you think the cell phones were like a money
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: laundery thing? We can't do it.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: But assassination squad is really striking me because how do
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: you apply for these positions?
• 34:49
  Speaker 4: Ooh, you go because they can't go through.
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: Indeed, no, you can't go through.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Indeed no, I think they could because they would be
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: a breath of fresh air because they would put their
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: hourly right. They just wouldn't tell you what the job is. Listen,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: and I'd be more may see what the job is
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: for the lead, see what it's about. They said, three.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Hundred dollars an hour.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me go on down there, let me go,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: let me go fill out. This happens right, Let me
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: go fill out. They say you must fill out in person,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: in persons. Imperson can't fil out in person? And I
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: go down there, and why am I holding the chapel? Listen,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: They're like, this is the part of yourn onboarding. Why
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: why is the why's the orientation so dark? Yeah, they said,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: this is we do pay for training. We are going
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: to pay you today for training. You may have to
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: pay with your life if you don't succeed.
• 35:39
  Speaker 4: And if you don't pay, you will pay, right.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: So Roberta was a big time criminal like Bablo. Plus
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: he actually liked doing paperwork, so he was a criminal
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: with a passion. That's why he was also running the
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: books educate. Yeah, so it's like he did the murders,
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: and he also you know, like penned in, like.
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: He could sign the desertificate.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah he could. And he could also be like, okay,
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: well what are we filing? Okay, so bullets, we're up
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: in bullets this month. Okay, okay, well we need to
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: get better aim because guys were running through bullets like
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: this is what he was doing.
• 36:21
  Speaker 4: Horrible logistics.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: We think about it. If you're running a criminal imprise,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: it's worth over thirty billion dollars, you do have to
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: do some forensic accounting. The worst people could be stealing
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: from you.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: There's a difference between Escobar and big Meat, is all
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: I gotta say.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Robert Escobar was over there, like I really think we
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: should get a wholesale deal on the bullets. Because that
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: would really help. Like everybody y'all had her buy.
• 36:44
  Speaker 4: An individual like listen to.
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: Escobar said, if you had a business, then you knew
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: what it'd take to run that business, then you would.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: He went, kim k on them.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to work anymore. Nobody wants to work, he said,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: get to work and work. So in twenty sixteen, he said,
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: because he was still live in twenty sixteen, this is Roberto.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I was saying, no, not Pablo, so to me, no
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: boo they got they got Pablo about it here in
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: ninety three, which they needed to he was. He needed
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: to go. So in twenty sixteen, Roberto sent a letter
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: to Netflix demanding one billion dollars because they were using
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: his family story in the show Not Goos without buying
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: the rights from Escobar Incorporated. More on Escobar Incorporated later
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: that I got an escort for crime me personally, I
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: would just.
• 37:35
  Speaker 4: Pay him.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: If I was actually you own Netflix. Now there's something
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: that some things you just have to be willing to
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: give up, and that's one of them.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: We're about to We actually gonna send you a tape
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: right now. It just says, yeah, that's yours.
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: That's that is yours.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be hot. It's gonna trust me with what
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: you will what you will like, it's gonna be hot.
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: We're not gonna use it. We're gonna come up with
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: something else. You We're gonnat something.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: But no, no, no, no no, I'm not even gonna We're
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: not gonna dispute this. So also, though Narcos on Netflix
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: gave us Pedro Bascal, I know that's not that's not
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: relevant to this, but I love Bero Busca.
• 38:21
  Speaker 4: I like how how fluent you sound. Every time you say.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I am a little bit fluent. I don't forget that.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I love Pedro. So it's like Narcos, you're
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: really great for giving us Pedro. And I actually really
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: enjoyed watching Narcos because I like when like research so
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: much more about it afterwards. Like I'm not usually a
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: big true crime high because sometimes it creeps into like
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: exploitative where I feel like I'm just watching like a
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: real nice hometown lady getting murdered and then all her
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: family's still alive and stuff, and that's like kind of
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: unsavor little.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little eky.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I understand some of y'all that I really enjoyed. I'm
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: not just hear you, but so yeah, Ropto reached out
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: to Netflix and said run us that one billion for
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Narcos Ravelto eventually gave up the fight with Netflix in
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: twenty eighteen and picked up another one, this time with
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Elon musk Oh. Now, I don't know who to root for.
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Listen, Wow, anybody that makes me SI.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: By enemy is my enemy, enemy, enemy, light enemy adjacent.
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: It's like one is in a mirror the other.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: Who's who's gonna out enemy the enemy?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Who's the minute? Y'all are both the ministers to the
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: human race. So y'all got y'all.
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: Stacked there, y'all neke a neck on that one, right,
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: y'all have?
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: So it's like, who do we need decide?
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: What do we root for?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: So Escobar Entrepreneurs Escobar Inc. Was a tech startup founded
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: by Pablo Escobar's brother. As mentioned before, Escar Robertto was
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: out here doing a lot of work. Okay, look, Pablo
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: got popped, but Robertto lived on. He said, Look, I'm
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: gonna keep fill out this paperwork, I'm gonna get new
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to suit Netflix. Then I'm gonna come
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: up with a tech startupping.
• 40:05
  Speaker 4: Even press Mike Jack, Hey, now damn hey now who so?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: And that that was really deep. I should think about that.
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: There's a message in that. It really was.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: There was so he started this tech startup right Robert
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: and had it run by Swedish CEO Olaf Gustafson A K. L.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: SALENTI know, is that him right here?
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm scared of that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: He's Swedish. Now how has name become El Selencio? That
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: means it was really out here doing you got a
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: nickname in a different length.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Everybody who has a nickname and another language from another
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: another culture, yes, like I gotta. I have a black
• 40:47
  Speaker 3: friend and he has like I forgot what his nickname was,
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: but he has like this Hispanic nickname. I'm like, oh
• 40:52
  Speaker 3: you indeed, you're you're you're there and I and I
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: rock with it.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I'm scared of you.
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: I'm scared of you because if I get jumped, there's
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: gonna be two different groups of people coming up to
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: jump me.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: My name is Lacy Moseley, but on the streets they
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: called me that's.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: BOUTSI oh, I would say, I will say away for you.
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: My name is Lacy, but my nickname is spet Lana,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: Like I don't want.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: The Russians coming for me. Come, what have you done done?
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: That's what we want to know. So we got a
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: picture of him.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: Like, did you beat up the did you beat up
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: the big boss? You gotta beat up the big boss
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: to get a nickname like that.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: So we're looking at all Off Gustison right here, and
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: something tells me about his nickname being El Selesio is
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: that he was probably silent saying people exactly forever.
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know his dad.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Daddy might be hispanic. I see it in his face.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: Little His last name is Gustason, his mama might be
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: what his mama might be Hispanic. You don't I see
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a little I see a.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: Little Okay, you know what, Laura, we are not about
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: to twenty three meters. I see it. No, you can
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: see a little bit of little race, a little bit.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: He got a little messy, so I see it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: You don't see it's all in these baby look at
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: But he has those like tiny like dark beady eyes
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: that just tell you like and a little bit of
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: the chromag them forehead. It's really given like she's just
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: the murders and then he goes and has like a
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: big like spaghetti dinner.
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: Oh, I could see that, you know what I mean?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Like I feel like he could like really like dismember
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: somebody and then go to his child's recital.
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: And have you seen Trap the m Night Shamlan movie.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: It's basically that, like this guy was like literally conducting
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: like murders and all this other stuff.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: But he takes his daughter to a concert.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Yes, and he's like living like he's like the American
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: dad that like that that looks like him. No, he's
• 42:51
  Speaker 3: like the perfect American dad. And it's like he's like,
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: how fun at your concert, Emily? He smiles in the
• 42:56
  Speaker 3: smile for age, and.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: It's like he's like evil and he's like evil. Yes,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I mean those people exist in Etka was like that
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: he had a whole family stuff, and he was over
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: here tortured and killing folks crazy. So you know, people
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: be out here living them double lives.
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: But it's like who knows in the house. Someone has to.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: Someone has to know. But we know what we not
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: even go say that leisurely.
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: Y'all didn't know. Y'all don't know, And we're not saying
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: about anyway specific so but yeah, so this tech startup
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: company was run by the Swedish CEO L Silencio aka
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: Olaf Gustavson. I don't see Olaf on the computer, but
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: go off. I thought he was deleting people. I know
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: he was late deleting files files, but okay, So going
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: up into twenty twenty or twenty fourteen, it capitalized on
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the Escobar family name, of course, because it's a very
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: infamous name, so flamethrowers. In twenty nineteen, Escobar Inc. Started
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: selling a two hundred and fifty dollars flamethrower, which was
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: a ripoff of the joke on Elon Musk was already
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: selling through the Boring Company. Oh my god, what a
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: cool name, the boring the Boring Company. God. See, bullying
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: could have saved save a lot. Actually, bully, it might
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: have put us in this position with Elon. I don't know.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: He was always gonna be a villain.
• 44:08
  Speaker 4: He was always If we bully him, he probably would
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: have ran.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: For bullion is actually what's helping us now?
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: No, it is permission to bully, So must flame permission granted? Right,
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: must flamethrower? Which was called not a flamethrower. Get it, guys,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: it's not a flamethrower from the boring company. I'm cool, right,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I get humor. What's his humor. I'm doing humors to you. See,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: that's when we make sound of humor.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: That's when Virgil should have stepped in and sued because
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: I feel like that was off White's whole brand.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Like if you had a shirt, it will literally just
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: say shirt in.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Like exactly, yeah, and I like, I love my off Way,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: but yeah, not a flamethrower. Winklean crazy. So it had
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: sold out of his limited twenty thousand unit production run
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: at five hundred dollars apiece, because you know, his fans
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: will buy anything. So Roberto had accused Elon of stealing
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: his design and said one of Elon's engineers visited Escobar's
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: business compound two years earlier and talked about a toy
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: flamethrower idea with it's a toy. Yeah. You know how
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: toys have fire coming out of them?
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no, for sure.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lighter that's for babies, right, and then
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: you get older, you get a flamethrower, right, Okay, yeah,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: you know toddlers, Yeah, no, for sure.
• 45:25
  Speaker 4: For sure. It's almost like when you give them that
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: little that little propane.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: And the lighter. Yeah, I already get some hairspray, and
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: then they graduate to that kids don't get any ideas.
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Turn this off for your kids right now. Oh my gosh,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to take that out. Now, y'all just
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: turn it down, okay, if the king shouldn't listened listless,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: they infants and then turn it turned it on in
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: the other room, so get more streams. So so Revettl's
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: accusing Elon of stealing his toy. Rovetto said he dropped
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: the case if Elon either paid him one hundred million
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: dollars or made him the new CEO of Tesla.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: Hey, he said, you think it's small, we got nothing big.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Roberto literally was using the Escobar name for all he
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: could because you know what, I bet you, back when
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: they were like doing so many more murders on the
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: large scale, he could ask for ridiculous stuff like this
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: and people would give it to him because he was
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: a professional murderer, you know what I mean. He was
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a murder coordinator and he was really great at his job.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: And so now I think he doesn't realize people aren't
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: as scared because because he's still trying to do the
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: same shakedowns. He was like Netflix, give me a billion dollars,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: Elon one hundred million or made me see you. Honestly,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: he would be a better CEO of Tesla because we've
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: been seeing what Elon been letting hold strop stock drop
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: off cars blowing up. Listen, Roberto only has a Tesla
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: blow up if he needs it too, for specific for
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: talatory purposes. Everybody else to see you off Tesla. I
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: just turn it off. I turn it off while he dives.
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: Se.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: But honestly, Innoce would be spared.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: If you told me right now that Roberto Escobar was
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: the CEO of Tesla, I would not blink an eye.
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: That's where we are. That's where we are in this
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: world right now.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: It wouldn't be news. I'll be like, Okay, I'm like, anyway,
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: whatlse affect the market? Because I gotta share, Like, how
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: does this affect the market?
• 47:21
  Speaker 3: Please let me know it's price going up up?
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Okay, it was a positive thing. People see this is
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: a positive like a positive change. But yes, so, Rebecco's
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: a very unseerious person. But you know what, he lived
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a very unseerious life. It used to be serious. You
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: should just say these things. So I don't know. Neither
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: of those things happened, obviously, but that was fine because
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Roberto had another idea in the works. Look, Rebecco is
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: a serial entrepreneur.
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: Hey, you can't keep it down. Listen, like I said,
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: I support a POC business. I support a p Listen,
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: men in tech, men and stem all of the thing because.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Much support la on men in tech. Oh my gosh,
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: where are the charities? Where is the support for.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: The in tech men? In nonprofits? Come on?
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Men on Wall Street? Who is looking out for them?
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: That's what I want to everywhere. There's not enough. There's
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: not enough. And like older men, older.
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: Man, the oldest men that you can get.
• 48:25
  Speaker 4: In government, Like.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Yes, okay, we need to pull up to the hospice
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to take it too far. So now here's Roberta's next idea.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Samsung Galaxy fold. This is his next idea. So after
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: he could not become the CEO of Tesla or get
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: a one hundred million dollars out of Elon, Yes, he said,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Samsung Galaxy folds because that's the natural next step it is,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: and where he going? I saw it coming. I don't
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: know why you didn't guess it pay attention. Sounds like
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: not paying attention to that. So nobody you do not
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: know that Exventual is gonna be Samsung Galaxy phone.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Listen, who would who would have thunk? Who would have thunk?
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Not me?
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: Not me?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Let's hear aim out, let's.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: Hear about I'm listening so Sylvie.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Might remember Samsung's first folding phone that came out in
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: twenty nineteen. I don't know why we need to phone
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: the fold like a book.
• 49:20
  Speaker 4: Like what do we need a magazine phone for?
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: It just feels like something that they could do. And
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: then Samsung just be doing shit, like.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Samsung's supposing show.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Ye said you're doing shit and why not? Samsung said
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: why not?
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: They said, y'all remember the Kindle. Yeah, let's do the
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: reverse of that.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: The reason we got the Kindle is to eliminate books.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Let's bring the books back, right, But it's still gonna
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: be a but it's still gonna be a screen.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be touch screen, but you got to pop
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: it open.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: Yes, It's like it's like the reverse flip phone. It's like,
• 49:46
  Speaker 4: instead of hot dog style, is hamburger style. Yeah, it's
• 49:48
  Speaker 4: really that.
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: So we used to have hamburger flip and this has
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: given me hot dogs.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: It's hot dog flip now.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: And honestly, hot dog flip does doesn't strike my fancy
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: as much because the one thing that I missed out
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: hamburger flip was that if you got anger on a
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: phone call and you'd.
• 50:02
  Speaker 3: Be like, bitch, exactly like what you do with the
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: hot Yeah, it don't work.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: Now I'm praying for you. No, Like, that's not what
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: I wanted to do. I wish you evil, I'm wishing
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: to word and now I'm praying for you.
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: No you could. I'm closing this chapter.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Oh I like that, Okay.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: I like that.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: I feel like there's nothing inconspicuous about this one thing
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: about a phone. Like you, sometimes you have to sneak
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: on your phone. Sometimes you can't sneak with that Bible
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: in your right hand.
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: I cannot with that.
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: You can sneak with that flip up now or that
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: little slide up. You can sneak with that.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: But now, maybe I would be for this just because
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: we do have a rampancy of people in America filming
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: people without their consent or knowledge. And if everybody had
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: to open up their Bible phone the film, we'd be like,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: what you're doing over there? I know, I put that down.
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Put it down right now.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: You can be on your phone and act like you're
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: taking a selfie or something and you're fully just filming someone,
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: or you can have a low you feeling like here.
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: You know, you know in Japan their phones are actually
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: should have the flash and like make the sound.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Yes, And I think that's beautiful, and I think our
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: phone should be doing the exact same thing. So many
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: of y'all are trying to get content out here off
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: people's backs. And then time I see that, like someone
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: has tried to get content off someone who wasn't consenting
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: and it ended up getting ass beat, I'm like, good, good, please,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: More of for the BT, not the beater, but THETT.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: We're not on the BT side.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: We're not on the BT side at all.
• 51:33
  Speaker 2: No, because you shouldn't be doing that's such a violation.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know about this Bible phone, but
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you know what, Roberto, he has vision and one thing
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: he does have we know for sure you don't got
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: to know these companies or none of this money has
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: for he does have audacity, so let's see what he's
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: doing with the Samsung Galaxy phone.
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: Black men in audacity or poc men in audacity.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I was like, this man is Colombian. Our own people,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: we got our friend uest, but this one is an ours.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: So he's talking about the Galaxy Fold now, as one
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: does when you can't get elon, must to give you
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: the company. So the fact that this Galaxy Fold opened
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: like a book with a screen inside was intended to
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: be an impressive future tech design, despite it having some
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: quirky flaws. Sometimes debris got in through the hinge and
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: damage the screens, and other times users accidentally removed a
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: productive like a protective layer that looked temporary but was
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: meant to be permanent. So that's like when you when
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: somebody get their windows tinted, but it's like a cheap
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: tent job and your kid just be in the bag
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: just pulling it off. It's like they gave up a
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: bad tent job and they're like no, no, no, off,
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: that's not a part of it. They're like ooh, just
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: like now and.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: They're like, now see that's when you gotta start really
• 52:43
  Speaker 3: talking to your kids and be like, hey, why would
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: you do that?
• 52:47
  Speaker 4: Why do kids do any Why kids just be doing stuff.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: Just like Samsung Galaxy.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: Samsung Galaxy is the kids of the phone world.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: That's like, I don't know what, Like, what know it?
• 53:01
  Speaker 4: Let's do it, Let's do it.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Toilet Samsung?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Is that anything?
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: Is that a thing? Let's go. Let's make a refrigerator, y'all.
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Hear me out. What if it's a what if you
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: can tweet? What if you can tweet on your refrigerator?
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Hear me out?
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: Hear me out.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You really can't tweet on the Samsung.
• 53:23
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know if have you ever seen It's
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: like this post.
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: It was like an Aria Grande fan page, right, It's
• 53:28
  Speaker 3: like a series of tweets that are so viral. It's
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: like this girl, she's like, guys, my mom found my
• 53:33
  Speaker 3: Grande fan page on Twitter. She's making me get rid
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: of it. And it said sent tweet from my iPhone
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: and then she pulls out her her Nintendo DS and
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: it's like it's a tweet and it says I'm bad guys,
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: and it says tweet from d and my mom took
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: my DS and this said tweets it from Samsung.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: F She was dedicated, she was, You've been making so
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: much lately. Don't worry about it, mom, Now this is
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: your third gogurt.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: What's going on in the past four minutes?
• 54:07
  Speaker 4: What is going.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: You know? It seems like I love the jar of
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the kids in the ball ground doing anything.
• 54:13
  Speaker 4: Please, why not a phone?
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: But it's also lip class.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: Listen, take that.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: That's free.
• 54:18
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: One thing in social media they teach us is like
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: you just do a bunch of stuff until something that
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: niche at the wall, and that's.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: That's your niche. If your niche's randomness, continue to do randomness.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: Samsung, Like Roberto, that's his niche. Roberto, we don't love him,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: but we do love him. We love his we love
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: his we love we love his We love his innovation, idea,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: of his thoughts that did have to do.
• 54:45
  Speaker 4: We love his opportunistic mindset. And there we go.
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: We got Yes, we got there.
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: We got there, we.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: Got There was a journey, yeah, it was.
• 54:54
  Speaker 4: The Yeah, there was a valley. Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. We're definitely we're in the black, yes, yes, and
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: we are black We're always in the black.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: We're always in the black.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: So nevertheless, you know, Samsung persisted with their goofiness and
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: began selling these puppies for almost two thousand dollars.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Remember there were nineteen hundred dollars of a.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Book, Yes, nineteen hundred books.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: So that same year, a smaller brand with a great
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: name recognition announced that they could also sell you a
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: folding phone, plus theirs was gold plated at a fraction
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: of the price. Hey, now you want to guess who
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: this brand is.
• 55:31
  Speaker 4: I want to take a wild guess.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, go on the wild the wildest side.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Is it Rockney? I'm joking Rock National days? Rocknation?
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: Now, okay, I have a better thing where you know
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: what the company is. What would you name this phone?
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: If it's the it's a folder phone, and it's it's
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: also gold plated, and you know it's definitely coming from.
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: The Golden Bible. That's what I called it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, the Golden Bible. Okay, they went with Esco. Barfold
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: gets the people going.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: This is the people going.
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: Listen.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's not about the name.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: Brand recognition was already there.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Okay, if you're the Chanelle of murder, you don't really
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: need you to come with me to come up with
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: like some we know, Chanelle, you know exactly.
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: You know how many good albums I've listened to with
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: horrible names? Oh yeah, for sure, so many, so many
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: movies too, Like you got served Invisible Man.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: They did not try. I was like, well, we know
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: he we ain't gonna be able to see him exactly.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: You know what they said, Look, we're just gonna tell
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: you what you need to know. You're not gonna be
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: able to see him because he's an invisible man.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: He's an invisible man. Like, what is the plot?
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: The man?
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: The man who is invisible?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Who is invisible?
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: Do what you will?
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: Like exactly if you want to legend, you're not gonna
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: know what this movie is about until you get here. Exactly.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: It's Will Smith talking to mannequins. We did not make
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: that clear.
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: No one really understood that.
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: There was not There was nothing understanding about that title
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: And you know what, it also still had rids for
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: me because I was just like, you know, let's go
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: find out why he is the legend.
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: Look, look, no one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: It gets the people going okay.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: So Escobar fold. So to mark the twenty sixth anniversary
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: of Pablo Escobar's death on December third, Roberto launch the
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: Escobar fold one, not doing it like the iPhone. He
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: already got a one on one. He letting us know
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be it. Listen, there will be a sequel dropping, okay.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: And it's a gold plated fotable foldable smartphone with a
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: flexible screen that can be unfolded into a tablet and
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: used Google's Android operating system. So this is the Escobar fold.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: This looks like a Nintendo switch, but.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: It's also like flexible.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Like. So here's an extremely subtle ad featuring the Escobar girls.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: You got the Escobar girls involved. That sounds like it's
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: like the wild Out Girls, but like, oh wait, but
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: that's really what they are. Wait, they are the wild
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: Out girls, but for for Escobar. So that's ad. Okay.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: It's a girl, she's got her book, she got her book.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: It's a it's a big book. Okay, she's fold unfolding them.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of breasts. It's like the girls are
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: like opening the phone, but it's like also the breasts
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: are fully inframed it's like you know how you work
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: a phone with your booth.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a Victoria's Secret x Samsung collab, like
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: like they got Bluetooth brawletts they been.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Promote right, Like, I just know it's somewhere in the bralet,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: like it stick to Escobar phone.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: It's a it's a portable speaker right here in the bosom, right.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't even got to worry about like getting headphones.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: It's just attached to the bra straps.
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: And it's like somewhere it like has a hyper frequency
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: that goes in through the areola.
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: And something because working because otherwise we were trying to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: post that video. I hope it doesn't get taken off
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: of Instagram because it was very like they were opening
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: the phone with the titties above the phone, like what
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: am I supposed to be looking at the phone?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: Or them broke so many hippo violations with that one commercial.
• 59:17
  Speaker 4: Hip somebody we gotta get everybody.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: We got to get the NFL, the CIA, the NBA,
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: everybody on the phone for that commercial.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: That commercial was wild as hell. Now that might be
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: a violation, you're right, director is just like yeah, yeah,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: like no, get hold the phone up. Oh to my ear,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: to my ear.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: No no lower?
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: Oh oh like like like you want to like I
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: hold it like near my face, like my chin No
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: no lower. Yeah, we're thinking upper stomach.
• 59:43
  Speaker 3: No you can't. We can't talk up the phone from
• 59:46
  Speaker 3: this angle. Yeah, that's because we're promoting the speaker. Yeah,
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: we're promoting the speaker feature. How you press the speaker
• 59:52
  Speaker 3: button and you can hear'll even all the way from
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: down here.
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: You can hear it all the way from the boobs
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: to the ear. Yeah, that's what we're telling people.
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: That exactly great, exactly from the boob to the tube
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: like that, that's our model.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: No. So, of course, Pablo Escobar's brother didn't really actually
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: make any phones. What he made were brand labels like
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: you said, to put on top of other brand's phones.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: The Escobar fold one was obviously a rebrand of the
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: Royal flex Pie, which is another smartphone maker that actually
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: beat Samsung to creating the first foldable phone. Royo went bankrupt.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: In twenty twenty four, and Samsung led like Samsung, you
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: saw one foldable phone and thought, oh they went bankrupt,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: let's do it do it again, because I'm doing anything
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: over there.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: That's why listen.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: Sometimes it's like, what is it Orioles? Orioles was a knockoff.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: That's true sometimes the knockoff for better than the originally
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: liz Or one of my favorites is like Codoba and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: how they don't really do advertising for real, like they'll
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: just pop up next to a Chipotle and I was like,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: I know that's right, like imaginal competitor, like.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: How Subway show up next to you. And when Subway
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 3: took Quiznos out the game, damn crazy.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: That hurt me because I remember them little rats to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: be likes the cut you you can't meet them. They
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: got it's you quoting it word for word, bar for bar.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: Y'all used to love those commercials if you know, you
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: know Quiznos, if you come back all right, because like
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Someway survived some pretty bad scandals to still take y'all out,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Like honestly it got ruthless with Jared Jed situation.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: But like we ain't got nobody like that over here at.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Quins, Like hey, over.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: Here, Quinnows, we wouldn't say we wouldn't we wouldn't have
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: that kind of We have little crazy looking rat things
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: with weird teeth representing us.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: Okay that did you see that one girl from a
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: Love Island? She refounded like a perfume company or something
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 3: like that. I will do that with quiznos. I will
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: refound quiznos.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Can we refound? Can we find something again?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: We can refound something. We can be the refounders.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: Speaking of what you are wearing a lttle boo boo
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: I am, which is a refound Yes.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: And he is wearing his shisty.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: And gold chain, tisty and gold chain, not her scam goddess,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: which is so beautiful. And you know that's just a
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: refound beanie baby.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 4: You know it may be, but like it does have a.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Little bit more risk though, But then when you see
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: the teeth, you'd be.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, yeah, we got his mouth covered.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, yeah, keep him in a way.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Count the teeth.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: A real labooboo only has what like nineteenth like nineteenth.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: The other real laboobo has nineteeth. You have to count
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: the teeth. And because if you have like eight.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: Y'all got authentication situations for the la boo boo.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 4: Yes, no, there's authentications for the laboo boos now.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: Because had nineteeth y'all.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: You her it has to have nineteeth. That was the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: one indicator. I remember my little sister, she had one
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 3: with eleven. I didn't have the heart to tell her
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: that wasn't real.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, not the.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 3: All.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: So the three hundred and ninety nine dollars Escobar Fold
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: two was actually just a Samsung Galaxy Fold. Tech YouTuber
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: Marx Brownlee aka mk HBD we're bringing him back. We
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: haven't talked about him in a minute. Yes, welcome back,
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Welcome back to the show, mister Marquez. So he showed
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: how very little effort had gone into hiding this fact
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: in a twenty twenty video, and we have the video.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: So at the time, Ola, remember that's the El Salencio,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: who's the CEO of all the Roberto Escobar's tech companies,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: said that they had bought Galaxy Folds that failed Samsung's
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: quality control standards and had been returned or were classed
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: as overstocked by retailers who overestimated how many that they
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: would sell. So that's why in this video that this
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: YouTuber discovers that the phones are very similar because they are.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 5: And it's Escobar Fold. It's the same phone with a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: gold sticker glued to it. It's actually a galaxy fold
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 5: with gold tinfoil adhesive to it. You take a bit
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 5: off on the back and right underneath. He's playing right
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: where it's supposed to be, and the gold foil comes
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 5: off the back with a box cutter or a knife
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: or really enough heat to melt the adhesive. So it's
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: not pretty, but yeah it is.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not getting on the internet and
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: telling Pablo Escobars brother he's wrong about anything.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: No, I feel like this.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: Is group chat activity.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: I feel like you just exposed a bunch of family
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: secrets right now, and now they're after.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: They might have to find you. They're going to pray
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: for you, exactly.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: No, he's I think he can. Roberto was one of
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 4: those views, trust me.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Oh, Rochel was many of those views. Okay, he might
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: he might get some of the murder for hires out
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: of retirement. Hell, you better be care for my guy.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: That's why he changed his name to all them letters.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: He said, I can't have a name no more. I
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: got to just be letters.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: And you know, listen, they might track you through your
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: PO box too. You got to take all that information.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure you scrubbed on the internet, but he
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: fully uncovered and ripped off the plastic and like there
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: was the Samsung label. So all they did was like
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: we know, Olaf said that he got them by overstock
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: retailers or you know, control standards. Now what but fuddles
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: the mind here is it must have been cheaper to
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: buy these Samsungs that were either defunct or like overstocked
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: in bulk or something, because I don't understand why you
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: would buy a phone that was being sold for so much.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: More like it's being sold for nineteen hundred dollars and
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: now you're selling it for like basically four hundred dollars
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: and slapping some gold branding on the back, Like how
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: do you make money off?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: I know it's something that Ryan's was schmuney schlocksting. Potentially,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: that's what it sounds like to minutes. It's giving santering
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: schmuney smanttering.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know if Roberto is the kind of guy
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: who has to schmuney smaunter at this point in his career.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I mean, some people just do it for the sport,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: just do it for the.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: Thrill, Just do it for the thrill.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Love the game, so like buying restock and reselling it,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: like I just said, for a huge loss. It just
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: doesn't make sense unless they weren't really selling any at all.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: I couldn't I couldn't call this.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I was.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 4: I couldn't even call this drop shipping.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, it sounds like drop shipping at first,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: but then the more you tell me the story and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: how there's like no profit gain and like no good
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: profit margins being taken place, and I'm like, no, this
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 3: is not a good deal at all at all.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: The cover up so influencer and celebrity endorsements so around.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: That's why I wanted you hear today because I know
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: that you sometimes like you go and you appear at
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: events and they're like they're on, please come please the
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: part when you asked me what I promote the Escobar phone.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: So I was gonna wait for my presentation.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: But if you see, the Escobar phone has dipped a
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: little bit right now because of the bad press. But
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I think if l Ron were to get involved, see
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: how the hand.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 3: We gotta add a couple of them zeros for that one.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying like, are you smart? Do you
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: have an Escobar smartphone. I don't I don't plan to
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: be an ethical billionaire either. I don't plan to be
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: an ethical billionaire either. That may just be my step
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: in the end ethical billionaire world.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: So for customers who paid for a phone, Escobar Inc.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Would ship them promotional items or fake certificates of ownership
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: or a copy of Roberto's autobiography. The Accountants Story. Talk
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: about the title that ain't shit. We got the Invisible Man,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: we got the accountant story. I don't want to know
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: the account story. I feel like that's a lot of
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: just crunching numbers.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know who is coming over these names, like
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: what happened to a good movie?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: And I feel like if you, if you are Biblo
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: Esco Bar's brother, why would you name your book the
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: Accountant's Story? That is the most boring title? Who could
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: have named it anything?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 3: I don't know the second place him and the cat
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: and Hat are fighting for the most boring title, The.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Cat in the Hat? How the cat get in the hat?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: And why is the You.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Don't want to know why the accountant got a story?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: Because it beloved to You don't know why the accountant
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: got a story?
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: I mean unless this is implying that accountants don't have
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: stories typically, and he got the one.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: The one with the story. I never looked at an
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: account and been like, heang.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: He probably got a story to get here.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Like like why numbers? Like, I've never looked at an
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 3: accountant and said that. So for an account of having
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: a story, it's got to be a really good story.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: We're making a really good point here. It does have
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: to be a really good story because we never asked
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: accounts like it's so yeah, when you saw a calculator,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: you were just like.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: That's it just made your tingle, didn't Yeah.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: So okay, So the accountant story, he was sending all
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: types of random stuff to people. But the phone, so
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: mk BHD, which is the man who probably needs to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: go into witsec. The YouTuber Marquees who uncovered the phone
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: the scam had paid for an Escobar fold one and
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: two under two different names and mailing addresses and never
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: received them. At least he did not have to put
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: the real mail in address until he tweeted about it
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to his millions of followers and the company noticed. He
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: was a tech influencer. Whenever a payment processing service tried
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: to chase down a customer's money. Escobar Inc. Would present
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: tracking information as proof of delivery. This is a very
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: prevalent scam that happens to this day. Beware of buying
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: things off of Instagram random companies because maybe they will
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: send you a rock in a box and a tracking number.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah they will so, and in that email just disappears
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: you will never find them ever again. So basically now
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: olof back to oloff L. Salencio would send the tracking
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: info to payment services and make it appears that the
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: had been shipped and received. So he being like Silencio
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: to the customers, who's like slen, you got your product.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: It turns out the phones only arrived for influencers like
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: m K, m K B HD mcbad. Let's call Big
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Bad Mama, who's bad Bad mag Bad, who might do
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: a video review or an unboxing making the products seem real.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: So one of their only celebrity endorsements comes from Chris Hansen,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: the foremost of To Catch a Predator. Hey, Chris Hansen said,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I like you and I won't chip Sam Sung phone.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: Photo is always a joke scare because being at the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: call was never a part of this brand.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Listen Chris Hansen. He has the face look like you're
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: in trouble. I've never seen, like, look here, buddy, let's
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: sit down.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: You know who He kind of looks like the more
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 4: ustere at him. We're gonna give you up, never gonna
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: let you do. Rick Astley. That is an interesting name,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: it is.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I could see that. But also this man is just
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: he has resting principal office face like like.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: I've never seen, just definitely giving I know what you
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 3: did last something.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like you know all these photos of Anthony Mackie.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Where he looks like he knows a secret about Anthony
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Macki's face is like more like this is my favorite.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: It was like Anthony Vaki's face is more like you know,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: I know what you did.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: He get that little the authorities are outside like he
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: gets that little Janet Jackson smart.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Yes, and it's everything.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: So Chris Hansen, I don't know, with their whole brand
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: being to catch a predator, I feel like, and you
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: did get sued.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: A lot for not for not properly catching them.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: Yes, there was some some some shake ups there, Chris,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: but you know, overall you are a cultural landmark and
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: we say your name.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Now people are doing it on YouTube, so he's kind
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: of a pioneer.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's wild. I'm not gonna don't be doing I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: don't know if it's if it's helping, if it's helping.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: So only a handful of like full of influencers got
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: the phones, while regular paying customers received not a. Oloff
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: wired more than three hundred and seven thousand dollars of
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: scam money between December twenty nineteen and June of twenty twenty.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: It was the same scheme Roberto and Oloff had done
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: before with paying customers of the flame throwers. Most of
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: the knockoff flamethrower customers never actually received one either, so
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: he was beefing with Elon saying, you stole my my product.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: He was even giving you stole.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: My dream DNA.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: You stole my.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: Oh Eli took everything from him. He did, so the
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: FBI reached out to McBeth that's what we're calling him,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: the tech YouTuber Marquez after the video came out to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: review the possible scam that Escobar Inc. Was running. That's
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: what I'm telling y'all. Like we worried about three G
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: and them and the government trying to get US when
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: it's like we're doing the work for them.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 4: That by l right.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: The FBI saw a viral video and was like, y'all
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: get on YouTube and comment, Hey, this f Federal Bureau
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: in turn, what a d m us.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: D m us, we have something for you.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: We have some justice for you, because like, would I
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: get out of this? So they looked at communications between
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: the Escobar company and the YouTuber's team and seize the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: peeled off phone sent to him for further examination. Olaf
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: was arrested in Spain two years ago and extradited to
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: the US this year. He had also marketed gold plated
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: iPhones for five hundred dollars and the Escobar Cash, which
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: was still advertised as the world's first physical cryptocurrency. How
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: are you gonna have a physical cryptocurrency that's money? Hey, hey,
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: you're gonna reinvent money, Pablo, I mean, Roberto, you know
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: what la boo bo la boo boo did it, so
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: you know what we can all make.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: I got a new money for y'all to It's in
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: my car.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 4: We need to come up with something. We gotta we
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: gotta like, we gotta.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Like, we need to have a Samsung where we just
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: get into our Samsung bag and just start doing anything. Yes,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: let's do it, and we're gonna come up with something amazing.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: I know we are Samsung night in wine, he says
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: one night.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: So of twenty twenty five, Olafe has pleaded guilty to
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: multiple counts of fraud and money laundering and agreed to
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: pay his victims one point three million dollars in restitution.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 2: We'll see if they get that.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: He faces up to twenty years in federal prison for
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: each fraud count and up to ten years for each
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: money laundering count, and Raeftov seems to have gotten away
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: with it yet again. For all his crazy business crimes,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: he did at least start a gofund me trying to
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: impeach Trump during his first term in twenty nineteen because
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: of the treatment of Latino people. So that time at
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: least he was right. Now we know that GoFundMe was
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: not actually going to like like when you start to
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: go fund me, that is just like for vagueness, like
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: what do you mean to impeach Donald Trump? So if
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: we give you fifty million dollars, you how you going peaching?
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Unless let you know how you know exactly how your
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: old school services.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 4: He just needs he just.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Needs the platform, the plan, and the and the method, right,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 3: he just needs a little incentive.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: That was his incentive, Like, hey, be taking him out
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: of the office or off the plan. I don't know
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: what you mean by that.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what he means, cause it's like he's not
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: an American sitisen. It don't make him no difference. He
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: just needs the incentive to be incentivized to go do
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: the job.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I feel like if we gave you go fund with
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: money for this, we would end up on a watch
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: list because it sounds like a hit.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: This is like how else you go next?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Thing? You know? We all accessories, right, I don't want
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: to be an accessory. I'm not accessorized an accessory. I'm
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: not a bag, I'm not a I'm not a necklace.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: That brings us to the end of this episode, Lauren.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: We always ask care where would you like to be found?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: Oh gosh, social.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Media, it could be anything you want to plug, whatever
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: the case may be.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, definitely that's whatever. Definitely my socials laurn
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Haun's official you can find more things about me. I
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 3: do have a podcast called The a lineal podcast that
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: I am currently doing. But then also there's something else
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: in the works that I'm currently working on. I'm not
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 3: going to tell you guys a little too much, but
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: it's gonna be super fun and so please be on
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: the lookout for all of that coming very soon.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Yes, we'd love to hear it. And y'all, you can
• 1:16:28
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• 1:16:30
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• 1:16:33
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• 1:16:37
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• 1:16:39
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• 1:16:42
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• 1:16:46
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• 1:16:48
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• 1:16:51
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