Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 295: Vouie Lutton
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- 0:17Just down. I didn't want to use fast. There's always more space.
- 0:29It's always more space to smash no whole list. Sometimes there isn't. Sometimes
- 0:35it is. Sometimes you make it a way. Sometimes you just gotta deal
- 0:39with that leg cramp. Sometimes you gotta you go here and I'm just here,
- 0:46Okay. I saw somebody hold on, hold on, just turn to
- 0:49the side, turned to side for second. I forget who was something about
- 0:52you get a late crank or Charlie horse that hurts? It hurts, No,
- 0:56you know, stet through my boy. You know, like when you
- 0:59like like bing your ankle like right here. Sometimes I gotta get cribs like
- 1:03that above your ankle like here, like in like you know, like in
- 1:07that little getting the ankle also in the front of your foot. Yeah,
- 1:11of your ankle like that, John is rough. I think I've ever got
- 1:18a cramp. And what you're talking about to say, this is your foot
- 1:22like right this right here, you're right there on your ankle that I never
- 1:26had a cramp there. I know if I if I swim too much my
- 1:30feet cramped, that might be a personal problem. Baby cramps on my feet
- 1:33that should Yeah, I'm not gonna yeah, well yeah, you're not gonna
- 1:38diagnose. I'm not gonna diagnos. I'm not gonna take it this step further.
- 1:45We'll just leave it right there. Just leave it. You're right there.
- 1:49You got foot Herpies. That's crazy. Foot Herpies said, Wow,
- 1:53sounds like athletes. That sounds like you only have twenty three hours to lift.
- 2:00You're making arrangements. Now you're done. Make sure you get your affairs
- 2:05in order. Mike, make sure the cask is closed. You said,
- 2:08what happened? He was yesterday? He was just talking about his ankle.
- 2:14It's weird. It was like, big Mama, your arm, big mic,
- 2:16your arm, big mic, your ankle, big mic, your ankle.
- 2:22Look down his foot hanging off the side, like just hanging off the
- 2:28bone. He ain't realize that he's been walking on it down for the past
- 2:30two moments. That's one of the craziest things. So I guess we'll just
- 2:35we haven't done the intro yet. It doesn't matter. When you get diabetes
- 2:38and you lose feeling and like you're you're like extremity from your fingertips and your
- 2:44feet, so they'll have just like wounds and they'll just be wounds on their
- 2:47feet. That's why people end up losing their fee because they got wounds.
- 2:50They can't even feel them, and their blood so sugary, so the bacteria
- 2:53love it. So then they got necrotic wounds. They got to get their
- 2:58foot amputated and they can't even feel away. Yeah, realized the process.
- 3:05Yeah, nasty stuff. Man, Check your blood sugar, Yeah, check
- 3:10your a one C. Stop stealing all the ozimpic skinny people. Oh yeah,
- 3:17they said on that. I doubt it. He's on coke legend.
- 3:24Is he losing weight or something? I mean, he's just working out.
- 3:27He looks healthy. He just looks like he was like he wasn't a wild
- 3:30Yeah, he just has a big ass head. Yeah, really throws people
- 3:35off. He just looks active before you tell he wasn't really doing anything.
- 3:38Now running around all over you can tell he has a trainer. Now.
- 3:43Yeah, I mean, you can't be that big and wear all those bad
- 3:46fits. You gotta choose one be big bad fits. You can if you're
- 3:52funny, though, just add no, man, it got this far.
- 3:58It's some things comedy can overall. Comedy called raccoon hat. Yeah, yeah,
- 4:04he was comedy could cure a bad fit. No, you can that
- 4:09might be a thing. Comedians can't dress at all, because if I can
- 4:12out joke you as you're talking about my fit, nobody gonna worry about my
- 4:15community. Comedians can't dress. Mm hmmm, Mike's going to be the first
- 4:19fly comedian. I'm not that. I just we'll get you there. I
- 4:23stayed stay my lane, crazy, I said you Michael Blackson showed up to
- 4:28You're looking like super fly. Well, he always wear wild African ship.
- 4:32He wants to be the brightest person in the room even though he's the darkest.
- 4:35Wow, dark Joe's coming from Keenan Dixon. Hell out, it's me
- 4:44ill Oh, I ain't that black. So now you can make the joke
- 4:48you're happy about that. No, I'm just saying, okay, I'm looking
- 4:54for a black ass nigga. It is Michael Blackson. Hello, oh okay,
- 5:00ten four Hurrah. We gotta stop the black on black on blickery black
- 5:11crime. I just I want to know how many times he's gonna tell that
- 5:16joke of you're so black you look like under the bed, under the bed.
- 5:20How many times you're gonna say it? I mean kind of funny,
- 5:28you live that out. The right job it's still kind of who are we
- 5:32and what are we doing? You think you're so black? You are the
- 5:35monster in the in the closet. I want to say, that's different,
- 5:40a little different. That's a little colorless, colorless and homophobic. Wow,
- 5:48Oh, I didn't know that's what you mean. This is not that serious
- 5:55podcast. The greatest podcast in the world. I happened to be one of
- 6:02your hosts. Large Miguel, It's Elsie ken Is in the building, Lamark,
- 6:12doctor Waffle. I'm and we are without the Pineapple Pilfer. He is
- 6:18on a sabbatical, sabbatical again at a plantation in Florida, his yearly pilgrimage
- 6:29to the melon to the Melon Mecca. We have to respect it. You
- 6:33got to respect it, you know, you know, you know, listen,
- 6:39he gotta make watermelon doa. He's got to make the Hodge Hodge to
- 6:45the to the Florida Mecca every year. Is ridiculous. He's got to make
- 6:51his melon do He's gotta face south to Florida when he prays, that's gonna
- 7:00none of us going to be able to convert. Yeah, So, how
- 7:05was everybody's week? I was good. It was my birthday weekend. Yeah,
- 7:11yeah, happy birthday, Happy birthday. Two times we did, but
- 7:15you know I forgot about that for them. Nah, your birthday? My
- 7:19birthday was on get left last Thursday. Bro, I was drunk from Wednesday
- 7:24to Sunday. Wo rough not drinking for you from I'm at least I'm gonna
- 7:30do it week and the if a week turns into fourteen days, that fourteen
- 7:34days is going to turn into eight weeks and then so on because I drank
- 7:38that much where It's like you said the same thing. Nah, whose who
- 7:43got? That was my New Year's resolution and I didn't. I didn't stop
- 7:46that, But drinking, I I didn't stop it. Drinking. I can
- 7:53definitely slow down on who could? Yeah? Who gouts? Slow down on
- 7:55two? But drinking is like the main thing right now? That's hurts in
- 7:59the morning, Bro, What you're telling any more? Like like it doesn't
- 8:03hurt. It's like you're not hurt, but you're hurt, you see what
- 8:07I'm saying. Like I would just wake up like sometimes I do wake up
- 8:13a little groggy. Still, what the hell did you smoke from weedy?
- 8:18You wake up groggy from weed? You smoked too much? Like you must
- 8:22have smoked like three months, the smoking cat. I don't know. You
- 8:28get like to get down like that, you know what I'm saying. I
- 8:31didn't know you like to get wet fast spliff Sherman Hoinley's love boats. You
- 8:39feel that baby nibble's been tailing for four days? He said, what you
- 8:48mean? What as PCP baby angel out the window? He might end up
- 9:00doing that. Are you're feeling in your grab feeling everything? No, I'm
- 9:05definitely slowing down on the drinking. So if you see me and off me
- 9:09a drink, don't And it only gets rougher when we get older. Man,
- 9:13we can't bounce back from the alcohols. Bro, It's rough and then
- 9:18waking up and having people say all right, let's do it again. I'm
- 9:20like, bro, no, hell, That's why I need you to make
- 9:24this full conversion to what Yeah, man, he's I mean, I'm a
- 9:30part time not even part time. We gotta craig, we gotta we gotta
- 9:33bump you up to the full time schedule. I don't want my lists to
- 9:37change colors. If you don't have to see I know I got you.
- 9:41Don't worry, don't worry like, yeah, you don't. I feel like
- 9:46that's what happened to me, like knowing my life. So that only happens
- 9:48if you smoke blunts calm instantly, like constantly, like every day, multiple
- 9:56times a day. I would. I don't think you would. I don't
- 10:00think you would. I think because number one, I think once for you,
- 10:03they would take too much time and preparation for you. I feel like
- 10:07you want to do it. You want to do it right now, so
- 10:09you I feel like you will be a pre roll maan anytime, a ight
- 10:13man. Definitely you would. Why not same ship I didn't like depends?
- 10:20You don't like depends. A couple of times I was like, I'll keep
- 10:24that ship on my ship, like chilling, nigga. I don't know.
- 10:26Weed is weird for me, Like sometimes I enjoy it, sometimes I don't.
- 10:31Most times I don't. Honestly, really just made you too paranoid?
- 10:33Did you enjoy it in Canada? I understand that Canada I was very high.
- 10:37Did you enjoy it? Yeah? That was cool. That was cool.
- 10:41But then even sometimes out there like I was like, I am way
- 10:43too high. Right when we did the pot and we were just chilling,
- 10:46that was fine. But when you go out and talk to people. It
- 10:50was like I cannot do this, like it was that bad. Takes some
- 10:56time. It takes some time. But but you you have I've started.
- 11:01I mean I've been smoking since college. You've been he's at You're still at
- 11:07that stage where you I'm not trying to break it in. No, no,
- 11:11you do got to bring it. But I'm saying you're still at that
- 11:13stage where if people it's two stages of people, like it's the smokers where
- 11:18it's like you're a new smoking where you at the I still get weed for
- 11:22free smoking stage where you don't smoke it. Yeah, you don't smoke often
- 11:28enough, so it's like, oh, it's a treat smoking. No,
- 11:31I don't worry about that. But if Keenan were to come up, like,
- 11:33ah, motherfucker, where my money yours, like you need to put
- 11:39in on. Okay, like you're still at but once we see you at
- 11:43the SIPs, enough, all right, you gotta start kicking in. You
- 11:46gotta start bringing you But I think, yeah, I think you got to
- 11:50add to I feel like when I get to how I'm just I don't like
- 11:52for you to I would like to see how you dj when you are under
- 11:56the I'm smoking DJ a couple of times. How that working for you?
- 12:00I don't know. I guess I think I'm just so focused. I don't
- 12:01really know in the zone DM in his own especially like if I I mean,
- 12:07I can get drunk in DJ, but I can't get obviously blasted in
- 12:11DJ. That's that's hard, Like that's deemed impossible. But I can DJ
- 12:13drunk. That's fun and I still sound good. Actually, I think to
- 12:20myself locked a new level. I haven't had anybody come up to me and
- 12:24say, nigga, you was drunk as fuck last night, Like that doesn't
- 12:28happen. Be up there doing tricks using this nigga like swiss meat. If
- 12:31anything, when I drinking DJ, help like bro, nobody said you relax?
- 12:37You doing transition with his if it makes me like I'm a little I'm
- 12:43slightly more creative, like I'm I'm a little more daring to push the envelope
- 12:46and tried, you know what, I'm flying too close to the sun,
- 12:52sweetest taboo into all the small things like why not? Why wouldn't they want
- 12:58to hear a little sweet is all? I wouldn't than everybody else? Boy,
- 13:09he said it that don't dream how you go through dreams and nightmare to
- 13:13walking on sunshine? Hold on, wait a minute, I'm talking on sunshine.
- 13:18I've heard DJ's do ship like that, so like you can always tell,
- 13:20like especially my friends, like I know when they're drunk. So yeah,
- 13:24but it happens. It happens to the best man. We're talking about
- 13:28you Tempo. I put the bottle down. Seen Tempo drunk while DJs,
- 13:31but I know he do be lit, but he holds it down, so
- 13:35I will I'll never be able to tell. Yeah, damn, allegedly,
- 13:41I'm just joke, just joking. I just joke. I think yeah,
- 13:46but it's like it's nice being it's nothing when you're like that, when you
- 13:50get past that or if you have I mean sometimes you don't get past it
- 13:54in a nice social setting and you nice, you like you got a little
- 13:58it's nice like last summer. It was last summer little pool party. I'm
- 14:03not my pool party. That was cool. Smokeing too. That sounds like
- 14:07a comfortable and I know we want to not comfortable, but it gets you
- 14:11right, like when we went to I still think about this to the day
- 14:15when we went to South Beach for Corey's going away party. I don't know
- 14:20what m J had. We smoked outside. We left the john in front
- 14:24of the church, chill out, yes, next to the across the street
- 14:31from the you know, we had to, we had to. We didn't.
- 14:35We didn't face the church. We turned our hot we hit our shame
- 14:37from Jesus as we smoked. It came back. It was just so nice.
- 14:41I was just so talking like, yeah, yeah, the music's nice.
- 14:45Yeah, that's still a comfortable Yeah, like you know, I don't.
- 14:48I think it's probably not ask him because I don't go to the club.
- 14:50I guess, yeah, But I mean, like you're around mostly people,
- 14:54you know, right right, right right, I know, talking about
- 14:56but it just it doesn't make me social. It makes it harder to speak.
- 15:00I was focusing on everything. I feel you thinking about what you're thinking
- 15:03about, thinking on I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about, thinking about your
- 15:07thoughts. Steps. What did I just say, don't step on the crack.
- 15:11I don't want to make my most mad. Yeah I can't. I
- 15:20can't do it, bro, you can't help himself, just walking like yeah,
- 15:26I don't know, there's a line. God, it's too much.
- 15:31Oh my god. They didn't repave this area of the war walk. Oh
- 15:35my god, I already think a lot bro like that ship does not I
- 15:37feel you get your body cash ready, Grandma biggut here thinking like Smokey without
- 15:43the angels. Literally, mm hmm, oh no, that was no,
- 15:46It's just it'd be great, it'd be great, Bruce picnic I was laying
- 15:52that on the Oh, Matt, you're going to get I want to share.
- 15:54I don't think I want to go again. I'm going to share like
- 15:56Wayne. Wayne's the uh the head right, It's a bunch of people aren't
- 16:00be only gonna be there? No, but I think the big the Broccoli
- 16:07Broccoli Fest of Broccoli City on Brockley City. Are we trying to get people
- 16:10to go? But I'm not sure that. What was that in d C
- 16:12Right, Brockley City, d C. Bruce Braying phillying my friends of college
- 16:18Peter James, oh So roots and made it Americas in America's canceled why huh
- 16:22again? Already canceled it last year because last year got canceled member when Ye
- 16:29was a headliner and then like a month before the show was when the whole
- 16:33Oh, she's telling people that are fat and putting things in people's butts that
- 16:36came out. Sure, yeah, ended up canceling the show. They didn't
- 16:41say if it was directly correlated to that, but she was literally the second
- 16:42day headliner. And then about three weeks ago, maybe a month now,
- 16:48they canceled for this summer. Damn, we'll be back next year to cancels
- 16:55in a row. So good. It does not sound good? Thanks sounded
- 17:00good. I mean I think the lineup for last year wasn't even that good,
- 17:06and the year before the line it wasn't even that good. It was
- 17:07kind of weak. So leading up it's just beginning weaker. And oh,
- 17:11Jill Scott to my last year. He's looking on picnic. Yeah, I
- 17:15forget who the head lines? Yeah you fire. That's a nice mixture of
- 17:22different things. Yeah, but I imagine those are the places. They have
- 17:26different stages, right, yeah, stages, So how does it work.
- 17:30I've never been in a before, and I probably don't plan too because that's
- 17:33just too much. So what so last year the way it worked was they
- 17:37had multiple stages and they have likely just walked and walked away and what are
- 17:45you doing in the means job just camping out, chilling? So what you
- 17:48want to do is what you want to do is you want to go with
- 17:52a big enough group to where yeah, I get a good spot at the
- 17:55main stage, and then you keep your spot at the main stage while people
- 17:59venture off and do it because the moment you move, you're now all the
- 18:02way in the back. You can't see shit. Yeah. The closest thing
- 18:06I did to that was uh mm hmm, June teenth, the June tief
- 18:11John. Yeah, that was a good time. I went to Mad in
- 18:15America years ago. But that was when like the stages were kind of far
- 18:18apart, so you really couldn't camp in one space. So it was like
- 18:22it was like DJ Mustard on one side, and then we had to run
- 18:25to see Future, and then it was like Big Sean and then it was
- 18:27like Travis Scott. So it was like constantly going on back and forth.
- 18:30That's an easy hierarchy to make. There been shown when I see your baby.
- 18:37I had ri Lennox over here. Then I had a Lucky Day over
- 18:41here, the Isley Brothers here. I sure some decisions. Lauren, you
- 18:48could have skipped that one because she wasn't gonna be there anyway. I know
- 18:51she was there, but the thing is none of her songs sounded like her
- 18:52actual songs. There's a reason for that. Yeah, because she don't own
- 18:56You don't own them, and that's what it is. She doesn't own them,
- 19:00so she can't perform them exactly. So she gotta do some weird to
- 19:03where like you're thinking, like a sky version of it, or she gotta
- 19:07do some sky she's got. She's gotta do a rat remake. Yeah,
- 19:18bro, Like I'm saying, I'm like that thing, that thing, that
- 19:22thing, what's the name? Now? Girls, girls, you better watch
- 19:32out some guys some fellas always how about how about that thing, that thing,
- 19:37that thing? Yeah, an hour that we had to do about I
- 19:56never knew. That's why she didn't. That's why she does so. She
- 20:00doesn't only think so instead of just like, I can't perform these songs the
- 20:03best of my ability the way they're supposed to be sung. I'm gonna go
- 20:07out here and take your money anyway. I don't know why people know.
- 20:11There's no disrespect. I don't know why people pay for that now, because
- 20:14it's not it's not a lot of people don't know until you get there.
- 20:17Now. Now, it's that nasty on her on her part. I mean,
- 20:21you gotta do what you gotta do. But yes, do your research,
- 20:25do your google. Okay, I mean the first thing you're gonna see
- 20:26is she was five hours late. And then once you see at this point,
- 20:30if you don't want to, I don't feel bad for anything, you
- 20:34get an along, he'll show exactly lateness. Even on top of the lateness,
- 20:38you're not even hearing the songs that you came to. Really, you
- 20:41know what I mean, she was like a little crazy some time. She
- 20:44was like almost two hours late. Yeah, that's a light that it is.
- 20:49All her kids are Marley's like I kind of forgot about that or what
- 20:52Marley's like. Her baby father, Oh is boy Marley's son Ziggie. Yeah,
- 21:02I forget which Marley it is, but yeah, all her kids are
- 21:03except for one. I think she has six six kids and on one of
- 21:08them. So she came when she did Coachella the other day or Saturday,
- 21:12she popped out for her son's performance. His name is j G. Marley
- 21:17y G j y G Marley hy G Marley is her son, and she
- 21:21came out for his performance. But yeah, Rohan, roeh, did y'all
- 21:26watch that? Bob Marley movie. I heard it was. I kind of
- 21:30saw some mixed reviews about it, Like I heard it was really rushed,
- 21:33I mean not surprised. Yeah, I heard people were kind of upset that
- 21:37they didn't highlight his activism more. I think that's what it was. Mm
- 21:41hmm. I don't know. But we just complain about everyone. You can't
- 21:48put a nigga whole life in the two hour move come on, man.
- 21:51But I heard it was. I heard mixed reviews, so I heard that.
- 21:59I believe that the we had a lot to do with it. So
- 22:00at least, you know, that's not gonna say that, but at least
- 22:07that there wasn't at least overtly false narratives in the movie. At least m
- 22:12hm, because I'm sure that there were still a little fabrications in their hair
- 22:15and their but dramatization. He was like super good at soccer. I might
- 22:22go pro, you know, like, okay, he played soccer. People
- 22:26need me. I was gonna go play for Chelsea. But they had me
- 22:30in the sins at four. They had me on thirteen U. But I
- 22:36had to say no, I have to say, but what about freedom?
- 22:41What the music is calling? He said? I want to do this.
- 22:45I want to see if this singing thing works out. That's not apparently it
- 22:51was just Kenan. How was your week, buddy? It was cool?
- 22:56Went out in Philly Saturday. I went to uh, blind barber. How
- 23:03was that? I've been I think I ain't good will. Oh no,
- 23:07it was cool. It was fine. Uh upstairs, it's like a up
- 23:11and downstairs thing. It was hot, sucking air, he said, a
- 23:15blind barber that was called that was called blind O. What you thought?
- 23:19I got a haircut? I was like, what the fuld? No,
- 23:23the venue, the place is called black Okay, black barber. That was
- 23:27crazy. He was like, obviously didn't go well. Huh yeah, I'm
- 23:33like what hey man, yeah, I need a haircut. Ship leave me
- 23:37alone. And then uh you know we had a cool Oh yeah we did
- 23:45do that thing. We potted for for eight hours. Thanks for all the
- 23:49people that tuned in and engagement, all the gifts, all the people that
- 23:55all the big money babbies and mommies. Yeah, found out that we got
- 24:00more lady listeners. Yeah, well y'all need to show up more. Yeah,
- 24:03I'll need to get more active. Let's get the twenty percent, try
- 24:06to interact with all these dudes. Okay, no disrespect to the dudes.
- 24:11Love you dudes, We love y'all. Love you. Even even as a
- 24:12fully committed, uh loving uh man, I still get weird when there's a
- 24:18bunch of dinging lings around me. Sourceaget sounds like a problem. Start,
- 24:23It is a me problem. My me problem is these niggas. Okay,
- 24:29stroking testing, Yeah, thinking about these niggas. See what these niggas do,
- 24:33to see what these niggas do to me? Stroke red Bull came the
- 24:40worst out of me. But you're not that that. It was fun.
- 24:44It was a good time. It's it's uh every time I go, what
- 24:47the fun we're gonna do for eight hours? And next thing you know,
- 24:49b're like, yeah, I'm tired. I'm convinced if we have enough prep
- 24:55time we can do the longest podcast and recording. I I feel like I
- 25:00don't know about that. Let me say I think I think we could definitely
- 25:04do at least a twelve hours. Because we only twelve hour that's fine,
- 25:08that's not the longest podcast ever. Yeah, if we didn't have like like,
- 25:12if we make sure we are fully rested, me fully rested, that's
- 25:17a long day. Like, yeah, what we do eight? We yeah,
- 25:22we did eight eight hours I think, I think the other one and
- 25:25we were about to stop at seven, and we just were like, let's
- 25:27keep let's keep going. She was like twenty four vision and then that turned
- 25:30into another hour because then he came barsing through the doors like ah, that's
- 25:34literally why he said it was on the way here. So but yeah,
- 25:40good stuff, man, good. I think everybody who came through. Listen,
- 25:44everybody who sent the voicemail, keep called in. Make sure you keep
- 25:48sending in those voicemails, man, because we will listen to them. Have
- 25:55you got any new ones? Probably I'm seeing thirty six hours, Yeah,
- 25:59that's what I see. But it says also says a Dutch team broke a
- 26:02world record for over one hundred and fifty hours one hundred and fifty three hours.
- 26:07Yeah. Yeah, now that's the whole team. Motherfucker's taking sleep breaks,
- 26:11limitations. We have that possibility, we do. But unless they just
- 26:17sleep on the podcast, you just turn don't don't turn the stream off.
- 26:21That's cheating, right, go to sleep. Yeah, wake me up.
- 26:26That doesn't even see fun. It doesn't like. But people be out there
- 26:30sending them them galaxies. What they do on TikTok oh sending them galaxies?
- 26:37I was like, what, okay, how do you see the number?
- 26:44Send a group chat the number? The coron numbers? Oh, are you
- 26:48trying to pull up the voicemails? Well, I'm pulled trying to find the
- 26:52number two we don't have. Oh yeah, so I have the number six
- 26:56o nine eight three six zero six nine four. So yeah, you could
- 27:02leave us voicemails come through? Man, Yeah, yeah, at some point,
- 27:07like whatever, some live calls during the actual power I think that'll be
- 27:11obviously not right now. Episode already came our Patreon three five fifteen dollars super
- 27:18super duper big super Beater. During the Bigger Better Beater tear, we talked
- 27:25to Bigger Better Beater t super Beata, like we talked about people sending them
- 27:29voicemails about when we pissed them off. I feel like that that would be
- 27:32a good second. Keep doing that when we pissed Yeah, let us if
- 27:36we pissed you off, send us a voicemail. I feel we're playing on
- 27:38the pot. Yeah, I feel like that's healthy. Keep it, keep
- 27:41it, you know, respectful, respectful. Yeah, because we'll smack your
- 27:45ass to a voicemail but okay, or we just won't play it. Yeah,
- 27:49I mean we won't know until we play. Well, we can screen
- 27:52it, of course, come on, it can be screened. You don't
- 27:55want to, yeah, no, we want natural, we want, but
- 27:57I don't. I don't want to be like you guys are a bunch of
- 28:07you know what I think about the joke? Damn? Yeah yeah, none
- 28:15of that. Please yeah, keep respectful. Yeah, what what was your
- 28:22I didn't do anything podcast live cele birthday my mom? Yeah, yeah,
- 28:30celebrated my mom's getting it. Why she liked that? Why is she like
- 28:37this? So? Yeah, I was celebrating my mom's birthday at her house.
- 28:41So we were over there hanging out. So my mom, my mom
- 28:45is red cup. It was like my mom in her day and probably still
- 28:51today. It was a very social butterfly, a party woman. Uh.
- 28:57She just she loves to have a good and even in her like as she's
- 29:03gotten older, where it's like the good time is the same, but even
- 29:07though like it's adjusted to like her age. Like it was so funny.
- 29:15It was a moment where we were all like me and my girl, get
- 29:17there, we're chilling. They're all drinking. They're taking shots, yeah,
- 29:22getting it okay. And I heard I heard. I heard one of her.
- 29:26It's her and her friends, her her friends, my aunt as like
- 29:30my mom's sister. And then like all the men are down in like the
- 29:36man k barrier. I'm in the kitchen just watching the women have a good
- 29:41time. So me and my girl were watching, you know, they're drinking.
- 29:45And I hear somebody say a club or the lounge. I'm like what.
- 29:49I was like, Ma, I'm like, y'all going out. She's
- 29:53like what. I'm like, Mike, y'are going out? Out of this?
- 29:56She was like, hell fucking nine. She's like, I don't drink
- 30:02before I go. I'm like, what are you talking about? Like it
- 30:04in my heads, like just she thought, like the concept of drinking before
- 30:08going out is preposterous in my mind, like a preaking Like that's I said.
- 30:15They didn't do that back in the day. She probably did, but
- 30:18it's just it's so far removed from her. It's been so long. It's
- 30:22like, who wouldn't it's bedtime. It's because like think about stuff we used
- 30:26to do, like fifteen fifteen years ago. I would never do those things,
- 30:30like like what like the things we used to do, like back in
- 30:33like college. Yeah, what's it's about? Just pregaming like number one,
- 30:38waiting, like waiting in line outside of clubs, like in the cold,
- 30:44like at night. You wouldn't do that today? No, no, sir,
- 30:48I mean no, sir, not at all. Wouldn't dream of it.
- 30:52Okay, No, I mean if the line is too long, I
- 30:55would leave it. But like, yeah, I'm like in long lines,
- 30:57like I remember being like we out trying to like a club, like I
- 31:04was just like for almost an hour. What the yeah, you should have
- 31:11left. It's like pat club with the you're trying to get in Tatterson class.
- 31:18It was the classical. It was another one too. It's another one.
- 31:22Listen. I think it's Bliss. Bliss was in Clifton, Yes,
- 31:26Bliss. It's like a one level place, right Bliss. Yes, it
- 31:30was Bliss. No weighing hell broid when you when you nineteen twenty, like
- 31:40when the Wow Bow was Listen, let me tell you something to the back.
- 31:44Listen, if you went to school, I'm telling everybody who went to
- 31:47school in Nord Jersey, in that Patterson, Nork Montclair area of Delaware,
- 31:56of Delaware. I live in Dela. I went to school in Nord jery
- 32:00List. I can't, well, that's where I was. It's not where
- 32:02I am now exactly. So you went, you went to school in that
- 32:07area. You know about wild boll bro and I feel bad for all the
- 32:15people went to school after wild Bull was closing. You couldn't experience that.
- 32:21I think that was the first place we went out to. That was one
- 32:23of them, That's right, the first place like club I went to out
- 32:27in college. I think that was the first club I ever went to.
- 32:29What's another thing? What's another thing? That that was just that was we
- 32:35was fresh off the era where niggas getting business casual in the club like they
- 32:38we could transition in at that point, thank god, thank god, because
- 32:43that was what two thousand you guys, you guys, Yeah, they set
- 32:46the tone. Heavy pioneers, you guys were, because I mean it was
- 32:51like two thousand and sixteen, y'all wasn't was y'all a double polos era?
- 32:57Thank god? No, we were double polo club. I'm not before you
- 33:00weren't double before seven? You would? That doesn't surprise me. Now,
- 33:09what did you do that was experimental as a child? What did you do.
- 33:14That was experimental as a child. Can That's what I'm asking you?
- 33:15This nigger is this camera on me? This nigga purposely cut all his hair
- 33:21off when bald. I did not. I didn't do that purposely. This
- 33:27is an accident, yo. You did go bald. This nigga thought,
- 33:31oh my god, I forgot about that. You don't have my mindsets anymore.
- 33:38And he took a picture. Yo, it's somewhere. It's somewhere.
- 33:44Somebody has a muggy. He had like a trench coat on you. That
- 33:47was somebody put an eye on his head. Army did that? He was
- 33:52army. I know he has that pictures. I know he has indeed,
- 33:57can I ask him? Right, Keenan, what's your verse? Another story?
- 34:00So the correct version of this is back when my sister used to cut
- 34:04my hair and that God is used to it. For some reason, that
- 34:08time she decided she was no guard. No, I'm not gonna put the
- 34:12guard on hold. Did she do that? Did you like, did you
- 34:15see her not have the guard? No? Okay, no, I just
- 34:20did it. I just did it. And then I go look in the
- 34:22mirror. I'm like, why the fuck did you cut my hair? Like
- 34:25this, Nah, why would you do that? What did she say?
- 34:30What did she say? I don't remember what she said? Black, But
- 34:35the thing is the reason why I put because I wanted I wasn't going to
- 34:39go exactly exactly. I wasn't going to go to school get ahead of this
- 34:46that first day with that cut. So I'm like, nope, I'm going
- 34:50to post this. I'm going to put this on Facebook. Niggas going to
- 34:52see it. He said, you niggas will not exactly. Oh, I'm
- 34:58happy I ain't had a hand ripping, though. I'm happy I had to
- 35:01have ripples. The art, I don't know. That's the mother you can't.
- 35:16I'm sorry. I remember the first moment I saw that, the unedited
- 35:21version, I was like, what the fuck is he doing? Looking like
- 35:24a young Tyresee like pretty sure the motive or you painted it as like inspired
- 35:31by Neo or something like that. I did, like I said, I
- 35:38just wanted to see whole. It looks like I did do that. I
- 35:42did do that. This nigga looked like dolls sim from Street Fighter. That
- 35:46looks crazy, but I just who the nigga from the Avatar Combustion Man straight
- 35:54coming. I will never forget yo, that's ezy Cory, he asked,
- 36:09was just flickering, like that's crazy. Why did Corey have that day?
- 36:20Because motherfucker is weird, That's why. That's why. So I bet they
- 36:23got the Andre one too. Oh I have that one. I'm never getting
- 36:29on that ship. Somebody took a picture on the top of that nigga's head.
- 36:31Bro shout out, boy Andre, bro shout out and cut his own
- 36:35hair or listen, I remember this, he distinkly, because me and Keenan
- 36:40had classed with him at this time. Oh, that was the greatest language
- 36:45arts was. It was the greatest class I've ever taken in my life college
- 36:51elementary. It doesn't matter as though my best is that on my own Instagram.
- 36:57Look at hashtag TBT had a shack. Never forget to put them.
- 37:01I'm about to make art work both of the niggas together. I was tweaking.
- 37:06That was crazy attack. Actually that was bro. This ship is sitting
- 37:09on top of his glasses on the back, like he look like a fucking
- 37:14back down on the back, Like you can pick him up by this.
- 37:17You know, you pick up puppies and pick them up by the stick.
- 37:20But you get that scarf that, yeah, that was bad, bro.
- 37:27What's that dog cartoon? Dog droopy going down? Yes, take it to
- 37:35the base, but no, so we had glass. Andre shout out to
- 37:38Andre, man, you can't. I don't know how I saw that this.
- 37:45Somebody's like, y'all see Andre's head was like, what's you'all talking about?
- 37:50And I just remember this nigga walking down to remember the breezeway. He
- 37:53was walking down the breezeway. He had talk about when you compound something that's
- 38:00already bad with something worse. He had the horrible haircut with the with the
- 38:05ball sack I had, right, okay, and he decided to cover that
- 38:08up with a fake Louis Time scar that's what that was supposed to be.
- 38:14He had all a Latan scarf and he was just walking with and I just
- 38:25remember him walking down and just blowing into like people are all around him trying
- 38:30to look at his head. He's just like like it's Papa ROXI like it's
- 38:34just and he's just moving. And then we finally peeled that ship back and
- 38:38we've seen that. He was like, how did you do? Like,
- 38:42yo, man, I was just cutting my hair and I just went I
- 38:45went a little far, and I just said, I feel like the guard
- 38:49fell off or something. I think he said that probably something like that.
- 38:52That's happened to me before. Andre going to comments and tell us why you
- 38:55did that to me? One time it was it was Bryce Petway's dad,
- 39:00mister calling you out. He was cutting my hair, bro. The guard
- 39:06fell off that ship. It's nothing worse than that. Sound Yeah. I
- 39:10was like, damn, thankfully, so my hair was kind of short.
- 39:13So when I went home, I was like, mom, mister, so
- 39:16you know I had to do I had to take I think she mass hair.
- 39:20Yeah, massrt. My hair grows fast. I only had to do
- 39:24it for like three days. Hey, hey man, nobody, I'll never
- 39:28get that. I said, I need some ribs compensation for that. The
- 39:30guard fell off that bitch, bro. That happened to me during COVID,
- 39:35and I had worked the next day. Tried to spend like two hundreds for
- 39:37a haircut. What that's back when Barbara's was charging O D mighty, what
- 39:42happened? What guard fell off? And I was coming on here, somebody
- 39:45else had to know. Yeah, somebody had to fix it. Said it
- 39:50was two hundred. Where where was the error? Where did it happen like
- 39:53it was high? It was high? But two zero zero two zero zero?
- 39:58When was this during COVID? He didn't tell us. Why did you
- 40:00just stay in the house? I had work? You I was, I
- 40:06was still working. Made you go in? Yeah, yeah, I don't
- 40:08remember you being essential because he was on p S five. They were Xbox
- 40:12whatever one that work. Yeah, I just took it to work. This
- 40:15is documented, well documented document, document secret at all. Be right there
- 40:21in the back of the offices. You past the ball your corner corner,
- 40:25trying to turn it off and turn it back on. But that's when you
- 40:30had Yeah, that's when you have money to just spending. And he came
- 40:34to the your house. Yeah, I think I told that story. Remember
- 40:37that the barbers supposed to come to my house. He never came. Something
- 40:40like that story. And the nigga was trying to act like he's speaking to
- 40:45English or something like that. And I'm like calling this nigga like are you
- 40:47coming, are you coming? You're coming? Never came? Was that was
- 40:52crazy? I forget who This is why I found him tweets and I had
- 40:58I was tweeting through this ship. That's all right, this is why I
- 41:00believe what I believe these niggas. Oh well, I definitely believe that people
- 41:07be paying way too much for haircuts. But just like everything else inflation,
- 41:15people will be be spending one hundred plus regularly on their haircut. If someone's
- 41:19gonna spend it, then they're gonna charge it. Yeah. I understand it
- 41:22logically, but the hell negative I got I get on one around even before
- 41:28I pay a hundred dollars one around, even nice, even Stevens. You
- 41:32know what's that? Just like just like my daddy used to make exactly the
- 41:37year one around, None of that fancy stuff. Who needs to fade?
- 41:45What? Just make sure my hairliness? Oh my kid is gonna be Chris.
- 41:52My kids gonna even Stephen's until they're a teenager. Nah, you said
- 41:59what to get even Stevens until they are teenagers? No, they're not?
- 42:04Why because why not know? They're not? What for the moment they could
- 42:07sit in the chair without them scramming and crying, You're gonna you're gonna get
- 42:10a kidding fade at least a taper. Yeah, baby, come on,
- 42:14you ain't gonna give him no even all the way around. You're not that
- 42:16diabolical they're not. That's not even them. Niggas. Get bald, get
- 42:27no guard, get skin tight. Look at my son. He's so nice
- 42:36and neat, such a presentive through like a handsome boy. You look like
- 42:40a handsome boy. Like handsome son, My handsome son. You don't get
- 42:46faced to this day? Why you got a hot top? He went?
- 42:54He went. Obviously, he's like he was, I'm revolting family. I'm
- 43:00gonna go so high like this, it's gonna be like, it's gonna be
- 43:05a gumby first time my man got was like, I am my man.
- 43:08He's like, take that, mom? What are you doing with all the
- 43:14Africans? They're very conservative, I think once the day to this day.
- 43:19I haven't seen him in a while. I think you've probably seen him Roy
- 43:22Resent, not Sewan. I haven't seen Sean in the years. Yeah,
- 43:28yeah, yeah, Atlantic ass his damn fault. All right, Donald Glover,
- 43:35all right, moved down to Atlanta. Actually you don't know nobody sewn
- 43:38beer. That's fine, okay, never mind, sorry, but yeah,
- 43:45my week was cool. Are you the mahaw much? Did you go golfing?
- 43:50Guess what? Those bitch ass niggas stood me up? Aday I was
- 43:54supposed to go on Sunday. RTI keV told me the night before he gets
- 44:00okay, he gets and justin white, justin not the other. Just listen,
- 44:06Artie is a motherfucker that that will make plans with you and never show
- 44:08up. But he texts said we're supposed to go, like right before ten,
- 44:13he texted like nine. It was like nine fifteen ish, and he
- 44:16was like, Ah, you're alread getting dressed, weren't you? I was.
- 44:19He was on the run, was dress. He was on the way
- 44:21to the course. I was dressed in my living room like okay, dressed
- 44:28like my full polishing, the polishing, the clubs. Oh, this one's
- 44:32gonna swing good to this this ball is nice and shiny over there waiting in
- 44:39the living room like you was waiting for your aunts to pick you up because
- 44:42you got to sleep over your cousins. And I'm going to my dad house
- 44:45exactly, just sitting there, just everybody, everybody, remember waiting, I'm
- 44:50going to my dad house, my mom house. Kes parents are still together,
- 44:57good marriage, they really stayed together for the kids. Man, Listen,
- 45:05you don't have to flex look like that. You look at him with
- 45:07a proper nuclear family get divorces like real niggas. That's how you build up
- 45:13negotiating. That's why you don't compromise as well. You do not compromise.
- 45:17You're not compromising right now. I do compromise. No, you never had
- 45:22to You never had to choose like, oh my god. You never had
- 45:24to choose which place to go to because it might make the other parents feel
- 45:28bad. But you can't navigate feelings because you're twelve. You never got that
- 45:30age where you get to decide if you don't want to go. You got
- 45:34you got a compensate for old feelings as a child old enough to church Kingdom
- 45:39Hall. I was like, I want to go no more. I'm staying
- 45:42in New Jersey. You're going to New Mexico. I'm staying in New Jersey.
- 45:45That's where you're going to gam I'm staying in New Jersey. He was
- 45:49all over please Mexico sounds crazy, though, Yeah, I wouln't want to
- 45:52go there. Over there, Albaque. It was always it was nice to
- 45:55basically it was always nicer houses than what I lived in. But it was
- 45:59just like, it's not home. It's not the same. It's not the
- 46:00same, it's not the same but yeah, oh yeah. Then Artie said
- 46:04it'll be there like ten. We're supposed to start before ten. I was
- 46:07like, I was thinking, like you could just still come and we'll just
- 46:09be a little late. And I was like, okay, whatever, and
- 46:13then justin he just never answered me. Texted him separately. He texted back
- 46:19like I think it was like ten fifteen, like ah, shoot my phone
- 46:22died, my alarm. But I was like, ah, brother, this
- 46:29but I didn't waste the time. I just went practiced by myself and got
- 46:32a little chipping and a little y'all go to like the same spot, not
- 46:37every time, but this is spout is like right around the street from or
- 46:40right around the corner from my house. So it's like it's all right other
- 46:45than that Manchester United loss, so you know, just a week of disappointment.
- 46:52Yeah that's it, Liverpool loss. Yeah yeah, but Arsenal loss so
- 46:58kind of balances out. Yeah, I need match City. Manches City is
- 47:01gonna win. Then they'll get it stripped from them from their uh illegal charges.
- 47:06You know. Hey, hey, hey, nobody won hate talking about
- 47:09the charge. Hate that my boy is they're going outside of my boy clop
- 47:14but hey, hey, one fifteen one fifteen. Hey, yeah, Chargers
- 47:20is dropping charges waiting for that. Take them all down, Take them all
- 47:23down, take the taking the socks off their feet, and every take every
- 47:29take the tape off the socks, take the socks, the tape off the
- 47:31sock. Take the spike off every cleat individually, every spike haters man slipping
- 47:38around on the ground. Yeah, I wanted to do a slipping slides on
- 47:43the pitch. I want them kicking natural soccer with their bare feet. Well
- 47:52what do we what? What is? You know? You know what?
- 47:57What? What happened draft tonight? Yes? Kaylyn Clark number one pick?
- 48:06Oh yeah we can talk about that. We don't talk about it. Yeah
- 48:09we're here. No no, no, hold on, hold no but thank
- 48:22you anything anything? No, so I said, Caitlyn Clark is the best
- 48:25women's college basketball player ever. Okay, and people will disagree. She ain't
- 48:32win, but she didn't. I mean, people are gonna have that argument.
- 48:36I don't want to sound like, but that's that's gonna be an argument.
- 48:40Did but also lost it twice. She lost it twice, but always
- 48:45lost to a better team. It's a team, sports, team sports still
- 48:47very you know what I'm saying Kaitlyn Clark is on IOWA with a bunch of
- 48:52girls who probably won't even go to the league. Maybe one girl might need
- 48:55to, I know, Stokying Martin one. If the teamates got drafted Today's
- 48:59whip what's her name? Fuck Jo? The only two that were doing anything,
- 49:05she probably didn't get drafted. Either way, that team was severely undermatched.
- 49:10Outside of Caitlin Clark, they weren't as deep. I will say.
- 49:15I will say it's hard pressed to say in most any sport to identify the
- 49:21best person to ever played that sport and who hasn't won it is But there's
- 49:28very few times I don't think honestly. But my thing was when people were
- 49:31saying who the best was, it would be like, oh, well,
- 49:35you got Diana Tarassi, you got Maya Moore, you got Kansas Parker.
- 49:38I'm like, think about who they played for, though, and who they
- 49:42played with and who they played with candas Parker was on Tennessee with Pat Summit,
- 49:47m Hmon, Diana Tarassi, Maya Moore, anybody who went to fucking
- 49:52Yukon women's basketball for college. That is the dynasty. They always get talent.
- 50:00So I feel like Kaitlyn Clark. To me, she is the best
- 50:02to ever do it, because I feel like if she was on South Carolina
- 50:06with doing Stanley or uh and, it wouldn't be fair. You can't imagine
- 50:10you it would not be fair. She's standing on her ones in the Midwest.
- 50:15Nobody told her to stay at Iowa, no one did, but nobody
- 50:19did, but she did so. But also that doesn't diminish her individual ability,
- 50:23No it doesn't. But isn't as popular in women's basketball as it isn't
- 50:28men's Anyway, if she wanted to go, she could go, and everybody
- 50:31she was doing fine there she she wasn't doing not fine enough. You need
- 50:35to win, went back to back champions. She only one team wins likely,
- 50:37all right, So at the first one, I think after your first
- 50:44and you know you only got one year left, Yeah, I want to
- 50:46win? Why why not? If you just went there the year before,
- 50:52If I would next year, you wouldn't think that you would go again because
- 50:54you got the same team. You wudn't think that you would go back.
- 50:58That's all right, So let's review. Now you lost, right with the
- 51:02same team, You're coming back with the same team. So that tells me
- 51:05you've made no improvements. Also, the other teams that have either been you
- 51:10or you like, have lost to other teams are getting better. The team
- 51:15that they lost to this year they beat last year in the semifinals, and
- 51:20then that they beat this year. Yeah, they lost her exactly. I
- 51:22didn't argue that these teams were just stacking up to beat her. Literally literally
- 51:28see that. If you see that, you might be like, hey,
- 51:30and you look around, like these bitches around me ain't gonna cut it.
- 51:34No, you say, I'm just staying on my ones with my squad,
- 51:37and you fucking lose. Realistic, No standing ones is cool when you win.
- 51:42You know, I was gonna say, realistically, where would she go
- 51:45anywhere? She's like, she is the death right? You want to you
- 51:49want her to be Kevin Durant. No, you say, no, you
- 51:54do not you do. I want him to be like I want him to
- 51:58want to be like Lebron. I want her to not be Dame Lillard wasting
- 52:01away. They never got to the final. Okay, they never know what
- 52:06I mean, and you know exactly what I mean. No, No,
- 52:09it's different, y'all know exactly what I mean. It would different if Dame
- 52:14went to the final. I'm sorry, close. It would be different if
- 52:15he went to the final, would it not be Come on? He to
- 52:20the finals? I guess it would be different. But you know what if
- 52:23he knew next year this is gonna be my last year in the NBA.
- 52:28I'm not gonna risk it with a team that hasn't gotten better. I'm gonna
- 52:31try to win. But the thing is, Mike, it's literally so okay,
- 52:37Okay, So the team she lost to last year, right, No,
- 52:39No, the team she beat last year? She beat South Carolina.
- 52:43Last year they lost their whole starting five. No, starting five still lost
- 52:47because yikes, yikes, keep on, that's Carolina. Yeah, so South
- 52:54Carolina they lost their hold Star five five, went to the w n b
- 52:58A and then they lost l s U LSU. They made one major change,
- 53:02they got White Girl, and now come this year they beat them after
- 53:07last year losing to them to now now they're playing South Carolina. They're back
- 53:13in the finals again, and now they lose South Carolina. So why would
- 53:16she leave if she thinks that? Okay, teams are now getting worse because
- 53:22people are leaving, people going to WNBA. Why would I leave my team
- 53:27if I'm still projected to be the best team and we're getting older, like
- 53:30we got another year more experience, why would I leave. There was no
- 53:32reason for her to leave. I don't think it was I don't even think
- 53:35it was a conversation. Yeah, nobody even was just like, oh,
- 53:37she's a leaping not at all. I don't think she would leave. But
- 53:40yeah, if this was the sure but this is just college. She's not
- 53:47drafted. Besides her her career is just start you at the Google. She
- 53:52went nineteen. She went okay, so but we had to I don't know
- 53:58anyone else got after. I mean, I mean, yeah, but I'm
- 54:04the cameronne She went to Cameron, Brink went to I think Angel Reese went
- 54:07like six or seven. Might be able to make some good mixed polish beating,
- 54:10I don't know. Brink went to Cardozo, went three, Rakia Jackson,
- 54:16and then Jase Sheldon. I'm not familiar. I don't know who the
- 54:20hell that is Ward. Yeah, I don't. I don't know women's basketball.
- 54:22But Angel Rees went seven. So wow. The biggest thing from this
- 54:27draft was obviously came on one, but then the girl Cardozo and Angel Rees
- 54:30ending up on the same fucking team. Nobody's getting rebounds, nobody's out rebounding
- 54:36the Chicago's guy. It's pretty much possible. Angel Rees was getting like fifteen
- 54:38boys a game and Cardozo was the only Okay okay, okay, okay,
- 54:44okay, okay, okay, Mike is fighting, so okay okay, okay,
- 54:46okay, okay, okay fighting. He's like watching Mike's Okay, we
- 54:52got more important thing. I'd rather play rock paper sisions with a puppet that's
- 54:55mine. W Lewis, Thank God. I like sports. Yeah, sports,
- 55:00good man, especially when it's been entertaining like this, But now he
- 55:06wants to get into the different sports. You know what else is entertaining?
- 55:07A battle rapping, beefing. Come up with this tracks. That ship matters,
- 55:14fifty fashion matters. It matters more than that ship we was just talking
- 55:17about the last It matters way more than that horseship. We was just talking
- 55:23down. Oh my god, I don't layups. This girl's gonna get this
- 55:29money more than that girl's gonna have more. I don't give him. Are
- 55:31you ready for the playing? Drake is white? Sure, Drake is white?
- 55:36Are you ready for? According to Rick Ross? According to Rick Ross,
- 55:39and genetics white not genetics. We should be the but we should think
- 55:46that Drake is white. I'm going to play based on Rick, He's going
- 55:50to be you know who might be there, you fucking bitch. He went
- 55:53to the playing to see the Miami he who's rooted for by Rick Ross,
- 55:58who called Drake white? Okay, come on, he did though he did,
- 56:02he did call him white. So let's go back. How do we
- 56:09need the way? How do we feel about the Drake? No, just
- 56:13like it was good. Now he had some good listen, shout your dumb
- 56:17ass make some can't can't, I can't fight. It was like with a
- 56:25nigga. You don't like that's something funny. I was like, I think
- 56:30that's what it was. I was like it was. I like to,
- 56:39yeah, it's cute. I think yeah, I think that. I think
- 56:45it was cool. I think my only my only issue is that to me,
- 56:52for you, that waited so long, I didn't need a little bit
- 56:54more to me. To me, I feel like that's something he could have
- 56:59did four days later. Mm hmmm. I think so too. From I
- 57:04think so too. Well. Remember, it's not all the stuff he knows,
- 57:07so he just had to pick and choose just once he was gonna use
- 57:10for the first round. So from looking at the audio file like the yeah,
- 57:14the audio file, it was like it made it seem like it was
- 57:19probably like the ninth version because it was like S five v four like this
- 57:24version four of this yeah specific thing like so there've been like perfecting this,
- 57:30trying to make it like all right, this is exactly the sound he wants.
- 57:34It's like, okay, I don't know if you needed a mine tooth
- 57:36combent, but I get why he did that, and then to do it
- 57:38that way, like he didn't even want to drop that ship with his chest
- 57:42like, but he did. So that's why I don't know. I don't
- 57:45think that's what they did. I don't think they did exactly with the bad
- 57:50beat. I think to get a reaction clausible deniability exactly just and if people
- 57:57say, you know, people say it's good, it's not. He's not
- 58:00finishing but yeah, that's different. If people say it's good, he say,
- 58:04you're still not making something that's good. But you see what happened,
- 58:07so they I mean, here's what the better version came out. Yeah,
- 58:10but it was still pretty much the same bars. If you want to think
- 58:15something negative about it. You're going to so it is what it is,
- 58:17not thinking about native it's just fishy. It's fishy fishing time. We can
- 58:23say he got leaks in your camp and then look what happened. I thought
- 58:28he was talking about dick pics, but he wasn't. I mean we've seen
- 58:30that. Fortunately, I don't know what he was talking about. You know,
- 58:42It's funny. I saw something. I saw somebody go on Twitter.
- 58:44It was like Kendren fans are way worse than all like they were like this
- 58:47is the one maturing is realizing that Kendrick fans are just as bad or worse
- 58:52than drinks. And I'm like, my nigga, you guys are just having
- 58:53a fucking meat meat gazing brigade on this man about a while ago. Any
- 59:00sting for you, not you any standard bad. It was not you.
- 59:04You have some sense, But you know you've seen him like yo, why
- 59:07yo big like that? Whoa? Like I've seen so many Come on,
- 59:12bro, don't hit the world like boy. I didn't even know. Like
- 59:15yo, there's a lot of people plants. They were TV plays. Job
- 59:19I said, Drake went a job or Drake dissing John Morant was so random.
- 59:22People like, no, it was. It was definitely random. And
- 59:25it's just like I'm about to say, like showing everyone everyone's gonna get a
- 59:30shot. John Moran is not rapping. That's random. Hey, everyone played
- 59:34in this basketball Well he plays basketball. What you expect him to dunkele ball
- 59:37and say Toronto? Like like how how how we get back? He scores
- 59:42fifty every time he plays a raptors exactly, Like that's for Drake. I
- 59:45get, how's he gonna respond to that? He's just letting everybody know he
- 59:47sees everything. Well, yeah, that's random, but I thought it was
- 59:52cool. I think he said some witty things. But like we said,
- 59:54seven shoes, hilarious, seven you hilarious seven shoe? That's fun. You
- 1:00:00got that way? I said, a min shoe like a little that's pretty
- 1:00:07good. It's pretty good. Called him a pip squeak, Pip squeak,
- 1:00:09interesting drip and give me fifty is clever. Obviously with the whole push up
- 1:00:13thing, the splits of the of the contract, I will I need,
- 1:00:17I do need rappers, not just Drake. Rappers need to stop doing this
- 1:00:22thing where they talk about other rappers for things that they also do like you
- 1:00:29can't talk about yeah you can, No, you can't. If yours is
- 1:00:31better, you still you know, if you're in a better situation, Yeah
- 1:00:36are you? You're in a worse situation than situation is I assume, So
- 1:00:39you assume so because he has a lot of money, So I mean he
- 1:00:44also he talked about someone who also has a lot of money lesson he does.
- 1:00:49That's debatable. Drake just became one of those niggas who wasn't signed to
- 1:00:52somebody who was signed somebody, and he's still getting his pocket tasted by J
- 1:00:57Prince allegedly Ma Tiz song that Yeah, that nigga, that nigga hates Kanye
- 1:01:05West to the core. And you know what Ja Prince said, No,
- 1:01:07you're gonna take this picture with him, you gonna do the show and you
- 1:01:09are gonna like it. This nigga sick like this. So mmmm So yeah,
- 1:01:20I have something on Kanye too. No, maybe maybe maybe, I
- 1:01:25mean, if we're not going to assume stuff, baby could be assumption.
- 1:01:30But I know he's been linked, he's been behind J Prince since forever.
- 1:01:35So I don't see Kanye raised rest running around with Ja Prince. What he
- 1:01:38said Lincoln with the ops. Bitch, I did that ship for J Prince?
- 1:01:42His words, he no, you did it, not for J Prince.
- 1:01:45He told you to you didn't. It wasn't a favor, it was
- 1:01:49a command, just like Top told him to get on that dang Maroon five
- 1:01:53songs. Absolutely absolutely, But you know what, Kanye wasn't making split smars,
- 1:01:59but also Drake was. Kendrick wasn't making splits bars. Yeah, like
- 1:02:04you're doing, you're making but that's but that's Drake. Kendrick is not expected
- 1:02:08to be even being that lane, right, But hold on, what's I
- 1:02:12don't see what the issue was with the I actually liked I liked this verse
- 1:02:15on the Maro five song. But surely talking about Nigga doing mainstream ship.
- 1:02:21But he's exactly Hendrick. It's a difference. Why Why because he makes the
- 1:02:25Pimp a Butterfly Okay, Okay, he makes that's not the only album he
- 1:02:30made. But the music he makes is not as commercial. Why because that's
- 1:02:35what he chooses to make. He wants to make art, right, I
- 1:02:37don't think a commercials it's a different form of art. No, he wants
- 1:02:43to make albums like art. Yeah, but those are features those weren't on
- 1:02:47none of his That's not his, that's not like his musical identity, that's
- 1:02:51not how I see it. You know what I'm saying. No, no,
- 1:02:57no, you don't. You don't get it, all right, nobody
- 1:03:00gets it. But when you think of Kendrick, you don't think of radio.
- 1:03:07I don't think of it immediately, say, but I know he's done
- 1:03:10it and he can do it, And I don't fault him for going out
- 1:03:15aside and trying those things because I know his art, his personal art has
- 1:03:22that quality and integrity to it. Now, if I see Taylor Swift on
- 1:03:25the next album, that's a different story. We have a problem. Now,
- 1:03:30we have an issue. But if I'm just throwing a verse to Maroon
- 1:03:34Vibe, I'm throwing a verse to Kendrick Lamar to Taylor Swift. Sure whatever,
- 1:03:38Fine, Okay, it just doesn't seem like him because it's also it's
- 1:03:45more so them contacting him than him cocting them contacting them. So it's like,
- 1:03:50now, if I find that you Kendrick, I think his label could
- 1:03:53say, hey, we need you on this yeah, to get more to
- 1:03:59me. I feel like something in my heart and it's an assumption. I
- 1:04:03just don't feel like Kendrick is like or their labels like calling Taylors him please.
- 1:04:08I'm pretty sure she and her people are like, we need a rapper,
- 1:04:14And then they went through a list of rappers and the contacting Kendrick Lamar.
- 1:04:19I don't think it's the other way around. I don't think they were
- 1:04:21like, hey, can you put Kendrick Lamar. Her team went through Spotify
- 1:04:26hip Hop, looked at the top ten. I was like, who can
- 1:04:29we get and can afford them? And I'm pretty sure whatever email Kendrick got,
- 1:04:33I'm pretty sure drinking j Cob probably got that same email. Probably they
- 1:04:38just he just responded. Top just responded first. Top responded first. I'm
- 1:04:44pretty sure Chubbs or whoever answers Drake emails got it answer. And I know
- 1:04:49Boss answering. I know he answers emails. What else the fuck can he
- 1:04:53do that Dreamville? I don't know. Ja Cole for getting the lyrics to
- 1:04:58Boss's biggest song will not not be good because he wrote that ship and out.
- 1:05:09M hm, how's it go? But to bring up Jake Cole him
- 1:05:15getting out of this was definitely for the best cut and run, there's a
- 1:05:18lot of there's a lot of white talk, and they would have cooked them.
- 1:05:25I mean, it just got a white maman. It just also applies
- 1:05:28to him. It applies to Drake. So it's like and I feel like
- 1:05:31either he might have known like this cooking ugly, that's why I'm getting out
- 1:05:34of this, or if he said, like you said, like it really
- 1:05:36didn't sit right in the spirit. I think it's a mix of up.
- 1:05:40I definitely think it's the fact that he I think he really realized, like
- 1:05:44these niggas really don't like each other. I'm gonna just say I thought play
- 1:05:49but it's for real, real, but these niggas serious, these niggas hate
- 1:05:55each other. And also I think I said, I feel like I can't
- 1:06:00fully judge Drake's this until Kendrick responds what because because I mean, I like
- 1:06:10it, but I can't say who that doesn't. Yeah, I can't can't
- 1:06:15be like, oh, well Drake won that round because we were saying that
- 1:06:16like round one, Drake like no response, like yeah, rounds haven't really
- 1:06:21started. The round started. When the round it's not over, I would
- 1:06:27say it's over. The round will be over when Kendrick responds, then we'll
- 1:06:30decide. But then that means Kendrick got to no, this is we're still
- 1:06:36zero zero right now. I think that I count. That's initiated like that
- 1:06:41is like the starting bell. It's just like something that started off. That's
- 1:06:46the the catalyst. Drake threw a punch, Kendrick has the punch back.
- 1:06:50Now it's just going to depend on how hard this nigga punch is. It's
- 1:06:55like like that. It's like me coming to be like nigga, let's fight.
- 1:07:00No. But the thing is, it's not like that because essentially slapped
- 1:07:02you walked up to me and slap and now I punched you right now.
- 1:07:08It was now let me get my punch, get his punch like I slapped
- 1:07:12you. Yeah, but it's just a slap though, Like that's just like
- 1:07:16saying, Drake, one, ain't nobody tell you to come in so off?
- 1:07:19Hey, that's what that's all I'm hearing with a hatmaker. It's just
- 1:07:25not that's not smart. That's not tactics unless you got nothing but haymakers.
- 1:07:30Just why is my I don't know, it's just came about but just but
- 1:07:42for me, did you like it? How? How do you feel for
- 1:07:44me, I say it's it's it's one Gerald Drake, M did you hear
- 1:07:47it? Even though even though from a first listen, I could have swore
- 1:07:53Drake called himself a bitch in his own song huh because there was a line
- 1:08:00in the song when he said he got the bodyguards. No, when he
- 1:08:02said that the heart the heartbreak bit ships for Twitter, but then he refers
- 1:08:09hiself as heartbreak Drake. Oh kind because he was talking about that's what he's
- 1:08:14talking about on Twitter. He was talking about John crying on Twitter, the
- 1:08:18heartbreak ship whatever he said. So yeah, it's kind of like you do
- 1:08:21that. But I'm like all those things, what makes you do like to
- 1:08:27a higher degree? How are you gonna talk about somebody? Did you?
- 1:08:30But I mean, is he complaining on Twitter? I don't know? Heart
- 1:08:34He just does it in his songs. Yeah, it's different man, same
- 1:08:39ship because then people take his song lyrics and put as the Twitter so same
- 1:08:45ships someone else that's not him. But he knows that people do it,
- 1:08:47so he's doing it for them. That's not the same. He does it
- 1:08:50for them. That's he was like, I'm gonna give you all some more
- 1:08:54captions with this one. Right here. I'm just that's not the same.
- 1:08:59It's just you look and it's like, okay, but I was okay,
- 1:09:02I think right now it's it's Drake one Ken Drake zero, and no I
- 1:09:06happened. I didn't know that Rick Ross drop something I wasn't. Sorry,
- 1:09:10the most Rick Ross is being the most flagrant. So now now the most
- 1:09:14memorable part is the part when he's not rapping. Yeah, I'll say that,
- 1:09:17But also I think that could be. That could be because of how
- 1:09:21fast he responded. Sure, he responded, nobody, nobody told him to
- 1:09:26do that two hours. Two hours, I like, exactly, because you
- 1:09:30have a word on the song. He's like cuffing like Ricky or whatever.
- 1:09:34He said. He said, I don't even know why you getting involved almost
- 1:09:39fifty something like that, that's what he said. Rick Fross heard that and
- 1:09:42was like, fuck this, nigga. I'm responding and responded the same day
- 1:09:46I did, not only the same day. I'm telling you it was lunchtime
- 1:09:50when he got the beef. It was still lunch time when he responded,
- 1:09:55yeah, ask time. It should because his nigga always got access to That's
- 1:09:59what I'm saying. It sounded like he recorded off his phone though I'm not
- 1:10:03looking, okay, I don't need quality. I don't and I need.
- 1:10:09That's I guess that's the difference. I need, uh promptness. I need
- 1:10:15If Rick Ross went on live and just started dissing them in a freestyle,
- 1:10:18right there, I'll be with the ship. I'll take that. I'll take
- 1:10:23it. Why not? Why not record? I need a recording. I
- 1:10:27need a recording. I need a recording, at least that's the bare minimum.
- 1:10:30I need a record that I can play it back. You you,
- 1:10:34you're gonna be able to play that live back, if he went live,
- 1:10:39You'll be able to play that back. It's gonna be on shave Room,
- 1:10:41it's gonna be on fucking ESPN because somehow they're gonna link it with the fucking
- 1:10:46you got engineers in the studio, use it. That's what I'm saying,
- 1:10:49right, I wouldn't sound good. Master, we need just a record.
- 1:10:55Doesn't take well, then just use uh Kanye's little mixed ship and boom,
- 1:11:00there you go. You go your production. Nobody's using nobody's using that anymore.
- 1:11:06That ship came and went very fast. It even came, it just
- 1:11:13went. It just went another l for my guy. We saw one picture
- 1:11:15of it, never saw it again. I've never seen that ship. Saw
- 1:11:18a couple of demo tiktoks, I never saw it in real life. What
- 1:11:21do y'all think about the AI. It's ruining it. Yeah, like the
- 1:11:28fact that AI exists and then we have this and now nobody knows if a
- 1:11:30song is Yeah, we don't even know the drake. Like when I saw
- 1:11:33the Drake one came out, I was like, I don't want to listen
- 1:11:35to it yet because I don't know if it's real. The only reason I
- 1:11:39thought it was AI because he was saying actual names. I'm like, that's
- 1:11:42not him. That's not how he gets down. He is getting He was
- 1:11:45getting down like that today he said. He said cool. He didn't say
- 1:11:50Rick Ross's name. He hasn't said the future yet. He hasn't directly said
- 1:11:55directs the most future some ship. No, I think. Well, first
- 1:12:00of all, he said wicked, wicked, wicked, And he said,
- 1:12:00well that Shy did it? Rolling Lou was cute whatever he said. And
- 1:12:03he said the actually the Chippingdale, the Chippendale chip that was kind of like
- 1:12:06a Pluto. The dog always indirectly direct shot but I think he's really going
- 1:12:13to talk to them because the way that the song ended, like the remaster
- 1:12:15version or whatever, the master version, that last part, that last eighteen
- 1:12:19seconds when it starts getting real melodic, that's for future. Do you think
- 1:12:24so? I think that's for future. When he's like, oh, I
- 1:12:26know more whatever, this ain't all I know. I want to keep it
- 1:12:29PG. I was trying to keep you PG because obviously these niggas only beep
- 1:12:31over women. Yeah, very sad because he gonna rap to the rappers and
- 1:12:38he gonna sing to that nigga that last eighteen seconds. I was like,
- 1:12:45this ain't gonna be for Kendrick. This is gonna be for that nigga future.
- 1:12:47And that's what I really want to hear, because I think Kendrick said
- 1:12:51better rapper than Drake. I don't think a lot of people disagree with that.
- 1:12:55I don't think they do. You know what I'm saying, all think
- 1:12:59black thought, it's not bro. He was like black thoughts recording Black calls
- 1:13:03on the corner and Drakes on the other corner. Who you gonna listen to?
- 1:13:06That's not that's that's that's not how that works. Sexy Red was on
- 1:13:11the corner and fucking yeah was on the corner. I'm gonna see sexy red
- 1:13:15right now, come on, bro. But i'd say Kendrick's word play,
- 1:13:23it hasn't. It hasn't been impressive in a while because it's just like different
- 1:13:27because he hasn't been he hasn't been rapping like that. Yeah, I guess,
- 1:13:30like and like you said just before, he's been making art, he's
- 1:13:32not really been like you know what I'm saying. I guess you know what
- 1:13:38I'm saying. Yeah, it wasn't, but it was. I think I
- 1:13:42was lost with the whole like Taylor Swift and yeah, because I was like,
- 1:13:45I fine, he's had one questionable album. I don't think it's questionable
- 1:13:50Kendrick. Well, mister morales Mo, I don't think that was questionable.
- 1:13:54It's just it wasn't. It was so different from everything else, and it's
- 1:13:57it's literally not for the radio at all, questionable. So, Butterflies not
- 1:14:00for the radio. There's a couple of songs that mated on the radio,
- 1:14:04but it's not made for the radio. Those albums are not fully for the
- 1:14:08radio most times, Drake, because music for the radio that's as a Kendrick
- 1:14:16fan. That was my only worry at like going against Drake, because I
- 1:14:19know this nigga is going to try to place. He's going to make something
- 1:14:21that this one he kind of did drop it give me fifty, like,
- 1:14:26but I mean that he's gonna be in the club saying that ship. That's
- 1:14:28what I mean. I guess the feature and Kendrick made it's a good radio
- 1:14:31or a good uh club song. He drum pad hardh my god, just
- 1:14:43played it this weekend Bokers, So yeah they did. But Drake does that
- 1:14:47more so when Kendrick does what he's gonna do, I don't know what he's
- 1:14:53got. He got a lot of different angles. There's a lot of places
- 1:14:55you can go. It's it's like a smorgorg It's just choose what you want.
- 1:15:00Choose what you want called. You can talk about his nose, you
- 1:15:03can talk about his ass, talk, you can talk about this is why
- 1:15:06this is, talk about talking about him being friends with Billy Billy Bobby Brown.
- 1:15:12Oh, resurfacing of him for seventeen years. Oh why you look like
- 1:15:17that? I was like it was no good. I'm like, bro,
- 1:15:21like you can't eat crazy. Just just I would just do a whole song
- 1:15:28just on your questionable slightly peto about that time? You just say, I
- 1:15:33don't even what about that time? Do you remember thirventeen? What he gotta
- 1:15:39do is make his response to twenty one questions beat this question. These girls
- 1:15:45aren't twenty one, nor are they eighteen. That's I could see it being
- 1:15:49done. I'm just saying he's asking questions the entire thing, and that's that's
- 1:15:55his response. Why are you nasty? I will say, though, Kendrick
- 1:15:59gets taken too long to respond. You think so didn't Saturday? Right?
- 1:16:05Yes, we get and it's not I will back to something. So,
- 1:16:11yes, Drake took seventeen days right, the whole month, however long it
- 1:16:16took, right, A pay period, a pay period, multiple papers right,
- 1:16:20so down down there, Hey, some people get paid weekly. So
- 1:16:24being Kendricks, being Kendrick, I would have thought the people get paid weekly.
- 1:16:32Yes, that's what he said. It's still not doing we're doing real
- 1:16:36people. It's not Amazon paypers. Okay, shout out to Amazon workers.
- 1:16:44Yeah, shout out to you. Yeah, you think people because waiters get
- 1:16:47tips every night. That's a papero every day? Yeah, seventeen pay periods
- 1:16:51like so what I'm saying is obviously, yeah, we waited a minute for
- 1:16:55Drake. In the meantime Kendrick has You just have to be ready at any
- 1:17:00moment, right because you know it's coming. So there the moment you get
- 1:17:03rumblings of it. As soon as you hear it. We need to be
- 1:17:08recording something like at this point sometimes this Monday, h there should be we
- 1:17:12should have heard, so I need to see something. So we got his
- 1:17:15AI right now, and now I don't know if y'all saw just as we've
- 1:17:20been sitting here, somebody from Drake's camp, I don't know who the funk
- 1:17:24it is. It's trying to say that the AI version was real of Kendrick.
- 1:17:28Yeah, they're trying to say, like, now that was real.
- 1:17:30How how would they know? I don't know, man, See I'm trying
- 1:17:32to say that was real and laughing on the under the Commons programs out now
- 1:17:36that you can run an AI thing through it and they'll let you know if
- 1:17:40it's artificing, artificially made mm hmm. Okay, So I don't know.
- 1:17:45But also I think the type of person he would just drop it like it
- 1:17:48would be on his Twitter, like he's gonna drop the link. I'm hoping
- 1:17:51this has nothing to do with anything with anything for the fact that he was
- 1:17:56talking about the programs and AI and this wee could add this week's episode of
- 1:18:00Avid Elementary the white what's the white guy's name? White guy? Yeah,
- 1:18:05I got his name. Yeah whatever. He was showing his class, like
- 1:18:10the program to like see if like if like written things are like AI generator
- 1:18:15or not in the show percentage of things that like the percentage of whatever you
- 1:18:19put into it is made by AI. And he put like a poem by
- 1:18:24one of his favorite poems, it's like two percent. He's like, say,
- 1:18:27yeah, it was original. Then he put like this kid's paper it
- 1:18:30was two percent. He was like, so, yeah, I didn't do
- 1:18:32it. He's like, yeah, but you got a d on that.
- 1:18:33We got to talk about it later. And then he was like, oh,
- 1:18:36here's an email from my coworker responding to my thoughtful review of such and
- 1:18:44such. Then it came up ninety eight percent. He was sick. He
- 1:18:50was like, damn MS Howard, don't like you atually was funny, said
- 1:18:55I'm sorry, shout out to Abbit Elementary. All that I don't know,
- 1:19:00but all right. So it's Monday. What day was like. It's like
- 1:19:05when you're like, all right, this is a problem. It's Monday.
- 1:19:10I would say by Wednesday. Me, I think Friday, if I definitely
- 1:19:15through the weekend. They don't drop by Friday. If it don't get through
- 1:19:18the weekend, I we were we are in death con mode. We're in
- 1:19:24bad streets. Listen, this is someone the Kendrick can't If I don't get
- 1:19:29nothing by Sunday, by the weekend, by the new I think said Friday.
- 1:19:32By Sunday, I'm saying through the weekend. Okay, I think Friday,
- 1:19:35really, but through the weekend is like I'm really like, I'm worried
- 1:19:40work, I'm I am a feared I think also if that way because Rick
- 1:19:45Ross kind of like expedited a little bit by yeah, I don't know,
- 1:19:48messed up the whole he kind of no, he did it right, he
- 1:19:53did. He did. It's like, but this isn't even for you know
- 1:19:59you you said you mentioned me and he said, I'm going to show your
- 1:20:02house up. Because out of everybody, out of everybody in this situation that
- 1:20:08knows beef, that nigga knows beef, because you know what he did he
- 1:20:12stood up to the King of beef, one, the originator of beef.
- 1:20:16He won one of my number one ups. I think he won. I
- 1:20:20think he won. I think he won for sure. You think he won
- 1:20:25absolutely. I think last nigga that beef with fifty no longer had a career
- 1:20:29anymore, So you consider that a win because he still has a career.
- 1:20:31I think he won because number one, he continued throughout the beef, which
- 1:20:38let's all remember, I mean, fifty really didn't make no music. He
- 1:20:43was just antagonizing him with ship. He was doing having people with his baby,
- 1:20:46Mama's and ship, I mean, which is crazy. And the comment,
- 1:20:50God, damn is he the when he cream foed the chicken and he
- 1:20:57narrated it, He's like, is he coming to coot the coup the poop
- 1:21:00Danny the Puma. That's bad. But anyway, that which is crazy?
- 1:21:03But wasn't it was it? That was? I don't I don't know if
- 1:21:06it was Tea in the video, but he took Teas shopping and recorded that.
- 1:21:11I don't know about the sexty. I don't know if that was Tea.
- 1:21:14I'll research later and get back to y'all next week. Horney, bitch,
- 1:21:18it's a cream posy. What can I do? It's never the close
- 1:21:23cream pricing. Hey, it happened. I know it's across the root.
- 1:21:28I know you know he didn't pull out. If I know he knows down
- 1:21:33there, if I know, we know, we are of one mind,
- 1:21:42one band, one sound another. You see what Drake h that nigga.
- 1:21:50That nigga has some humor to him. He's funny. That's that actor in
- 1:21:54him. I'll never say Drake is the stage. The stage performer in him
- 1:21:58doesn't drink. Got writers for his ship. I believe that. I wouldn't
- 1:22:00that wouldn't put for his social media and wouldn't put that passion in. Definitely,
- 1:22:05AIM's not. He's not Antonio Brown. I believe I wouldn't be surprised
- 1:22:14if Drake had a team agreed creating these instagram I wouldn't that elaborate. If
- 1:22:20you got a team, you need to you need more. You think Drake
- 1:22:24is out here photoshopping the face and something. You get that in somewhere.
- 1:22:27You can tell somebody to make that. But the captions, I mean,
- 1:22:30he could be I wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't be surprised. I mean
- 1:22:36we're getting referenced. Speaking of that, we getting reference tracks popping up now,
- 1:22:40yach reference tracks for jumble try and popping or non lyrical song. It's
- 1:22:45like, okay, Like it sounds like Yachty, so I'm not surprised.
- 1:22:47It's definitely know what I'm saying. Like the Drake verse sounds like you think
- 1:22:51so yeah. I never thought that, but after hearing Yachty's versus, I
- 1:22:55was like, oh wow, this could be. When I heard it,
- 1:22:57I was like, okay, he just took a Yachty flow and yeah,
- 1:23:00it makes sense. And Rick Ross put up god damn sickle mode and that
- 1:23:08was the Drake verse. He was like, you'll never guess who wrote this
- 1:23:10part. You'll never guess who wrote this. Yeah he didn't. He didn't
- 1:23:14say who did it, but I don't know. But it's also not a
- 1:23:16good verse technically. But also that's what makes Rick Cross a little dangerous in
- 1:23:20this because he was so close to Drake, like that was boy. He
- 1:23:23was close to Drake, and like I said, we were his nose and
- 1:23:26ship. I never noticed his nose different. His nose is not different.
- 1:23:29No, it's different. It's not from some because I was looking at the
- 1:23:35angle. No listen, let me let me explain the shape like no,
- 1:23:41no, he shaved off the he did some things. I'm saying the angles
- 1:23:45look from different angles. It could look different unless my out here contouring his
- 1:23:49his face every time he goes. It could be. No, he contoured
- 1:23:53with a knife. Okay, may maybe, But I'm saying when he when
- 1:23:57you smile, your nose is gonna be white. He got to shape up
- 1:23:59when you know it's gonna be wide right, you know, you know it's
- 1:24:03gonna be wider, and when you don't smile, it's gonna said he got.
- 1:24:09But but I'm just saying different. He went and saw them people.
- 1:24:13The difference isn't in the nostrils. It's in the bridge. The difference is
- 1:24:16in the bridge. It's not as fat, it's not as fat as it
- 1:24:19was. Let me see. Let me let me knows. Man, these
- 1:24:28are halfway that's Paris Hilton Ridges. So I don't want to like. But
- 1:24:33hold on, no, no, hold on, now come on, brother,
- 1:24:39Look how people saw them people. That knows its pointing, That knows
- 1:24:44his point. But he's looking straight here, he's pointing down. The angle
- 1:24:47is different that that looks crane. Nose looks fatter. Yes, right here,
- 1:24:54this knows is fatter than that. No, don't, don't be a
- 1:24:56drake sexual. Don't be a drake sexual. You see it, it looks
- 1:25:00different, but I can't say because it's a different angle. If we take
- 1:25:02a picture from your nose here and the picture up here, it's gonna look
- 1:25:04different. I think my nose always looked the same, Kennan, I mean,
- 1:25:09come on, it does look different. Do not the people don't be
- 1:25:14maybe he did. Oh another thing, I gotta stuff calling BBOs, I
- 1:25:17know his jobs. Not a bb it's funny surgery. You know you can
- 1:25:23talk about these abs. Call a bunny. I know what I'm saying.
- 1:25:27The fact that yeah put in the group chet that somebody said, it's crazy.
- 1:25:30You tell somebody to drop and give you fifty. You gotta tummy tuck.
- 1:25:32That was hilarious. That's hilarious, he said, he said, he
- 1:25:36said, that's why he wears the He said, that's why you wear that
- 1:25:40funny ship. You can't hide, can't extra skins. But what's he trying
- 1:25:45to hide? That looking that looking hack job? That don't look good.
- 1:25:48But have you seen it? It don't look good. What are you talking
- 1:25:51about? It's looking play play though, abs, But why would he need
- 1:25:57to wear the space suit for that? They said, he wears that because
- 1:26:00whatever he covered as much as possible. I think somebody tweeted like it could
- 1:26:04be like just to protective after getting surgery. So if years he still should
- 1:26:12be wearing bullshit. Man, I'm gonna be touch because they said, I
- 1:26:15forget what tweet this so long. They was like Kanye did the same thing.
- 1:26:18He started wearing like the the fucking bulletproof best look and then this was
- 1:26:26like this person said this before the Rick Ross then came out and then Rick
- 1:26:29Ross came out and said the same thing. He's like, that's what you're
- 1:26:30wearing, funny suits. So Rick Ross is on Twitter. I got you,
- 1:26:35he said, he said, white boy, white boy. He said
- 1:26:39he got no drawers under your ducks said okay, okay, PASTRAMI posse anything
- 1:26:51to this nigga bro. I like it because he can't. He's battle tested
- 1:26:59and I don't want to go back, but I want to go back.
- 1:27:02I think he won because Rick Ross Rick Ross, because like he could,
- 1:27:06he continued to make good music, chart high top high He's wearing he's wearing
- 1:27:11shirts. It's one of them things where the club on purpose. I think
- 1:27:15maybe it's not really a victory, but I guess he won because he didn't
- 1:27:17lose. Like not losing to fifty is a victory. Drawing is a victory,
- 1:27:25you know what I mean. So I wouldn't say because fifty still went
- 1:27:30on to fifty. Still he's still and there's a reason for that, and
- 1:27:35it's a valid reason. That's a little that's a little way deeper. Like
- 1:27:41if allegedly your people you said people got me tried to get me killed,
- 1:27:45I'm gonna hate you for was it supposed to allegedly jo Roll directly or his
- 1:27:49people jo rules like organized him organ like can't like he knew like a drug
- 1:27:55dealer, like his like was cool with like he was like, but didn't
- 1:28:00tell him to do it. I don't think the fuck off. But that's
- 1:28:03like that was what it means. But if you know, like if Elsie
- 1:28:06goes and do something, then somebody starts beating beefing with me, I'm like
- 1:28:10that with him, and you know he got to beef with him. But
- 1:28:14no, no, no, he ain't got no right. But I think
- 1:28:15that dude's dad. Actually, I'm not sure, but I know you endorsed
- 1:28:20it. I didn't endorse nothing. You ain't saying you ain't have nothing to
- 1:28:24do with it. You ain't tell him not to do it. You ain't
- 1:28:26tell him not to do it. How do you know that we can get
- 1:28:29in here? Probably bols response all this time. You probably could have,
- 1:28:34but used to used to down chest chest out, chin up. If it's
- 1:28:40about fifty cents, I respect it. But yeah, I mean, and
- 1:28:46then then when he sent the text to his mom, which I mean,
- 1:28:51the technics runny, but I know thised. Definitely you were definitely text definitely
- 1:28:56not texting your mama. Why not You don't think Drake text his mom?
- 1:29:00Not that you all think that was real. I do not, because that
- 1:29:04was the first two messages. You're telling me he's not texting his mom no
- 1:29:09more times. Those are the first two messages. It was let me,
- 1:29:13let me just everything else. It was the first two messages, both those
- 1:29:17messages with the top of the screen. I don't know either way. Sayt
- 1:29:20Rick Ross is being racist is kind of crazy. He said that's the whitest
- 1:29:24thing he's ever done. He said he's hungry and is making them race.
- 1:29:30He said he's off the move gen. Yeah, No, I don't think
- 1:29:32that's real, bro. I mean, let me see, let me go
- 1:29:35to you will never get that space at the bottom. I think what space
- 1:29:43that they're both saying that. I think that I think Draking and Rick Ross
- 1:29:46will be just fine after this. I can't see that. I want to
- 1:29:51be forever no music, bro, want to make blood in the booth,
- 1:30:00make my ears bleed with the hot tracks. Yeah, I don't think it's
- 1:30:01gonna okay. I think they'll be fine. Yeah. They sound like they're
- 1:30:08like, it's just all jokes. Yeah, I think it was a joke.
- 1:30:10When I think with him and when he said put the milkers away,
- 1:30:15it was just the picture of Rick Ross with his shirt off. I'm like,
- 1:30:17okay, this is this is not this is a little un serious.
- 1:30:21I can't see that. But the way he was coming in the track,
- 1:30:25I'm like, uh Rick calling him white boy, white boy Instagram because you
- 1:30:30said this the French mon Okay. I was like, and you know I
- 1:30:39had to look into that and he was like, oh yeah, so apparently
- 1:30:41that was because uh French was doing like a different version of his album.
- 1:30:46Is that it was with a metro beat and Drake didn't, you know,
- 1:30:51supposedly want to be on the metro beat because he wasn't metro. So I
- 1:30:56was like, yo, take that ship offa and if you say no,
- 1:30:59I'm like, I guess, I guess I gotta do. I guessed you
- 1:31:02forced my hand. I'll call my lawyers. Very my cousin. My cousin
- 1:31:13is yeah, veryekiel, very half Drake thing to do. He was like,
- 1:31:20Mommy, he's being racist. Oh brother, I feel like he would
- 1:31:27say that to his mom though. I think you would say that he's goofy
- 1:31:31like that, Like I don't think he's talking about job and ain't tell me
- 1:31:40like what she does have a snog on her? Oh she got a fucking
- 1:31:44snoutzer snauser, Yeah beak. She can smell love. She can smell the
- 1:31:50sun come up. H smell smelled the eclipse. It would be a good
- 1:31:58day. I can't smell so no more. I need. I need to
- 1:32:00hear Kendrick Lamar very soon, very soon, very sooner than later. Sooner
- 1:32:05than later, for sure. Yeah, but it's been entertaining to say the
- 1:32:10least. More to come. Fingers crossed hopefully if it ends now that would
- 1:32:15be so no way as that would be. It just ends like nothing comes
- 1:32:18of it. Wait, boy, that's the last thing, the last words.
- 1:32:24Why boy, you know what, I'll take it. I'll take it,
- 1:32:33take it, I'll take it. I'll take you. I'll take that
- 1:32:36for that one. Did you like the I say, did anybody listen to
- 1:32:40the old Metro thing again? Their second album I'm Sorry The Future album?
- 1:32:44Yeah? I like that. I like Hendricks too. Yeah, that's they
- 1:32:48got a song on there. So nights like this, Yeah, Nights like
- 1:32:53this is a heater man, and he has a lot of weekend features,
- 1:32:58yo, because I feel like he hates He might hate Drake the most,
- 1:33:01probably, but it can't the weekend really that but he can't like formulate it
- 1:33:06as much as the music he hates him. He can sing it. He
- 1:33:12did. Don't worry. I'm about saying. If he can make a disc
- 1:33:14song for Selena gold Man, he can make one for Drake bro He hates
- 1:33:17him a lot. That's a bit. I think it's like more of a
- 1:33:21business thing with them, like this got nothing to do with bitches. It's
- 1:33:25like Drake talked abou him. He was tricking and buying it for his niggas
- 1:33:29to something like you bought a car for twenty one. Drake has a twenty
- 1:33:33one savage bus at his front door. Yeah, it's a little oh yeah,
- 1:33:39I don't know. It's like a little statue. Oh a bus,
- 1:33:42he said. Bus. I'm like, like a statue like it's twenty one.
- 1:33:45I thought, that's like it's Jordan, like his gun is that he
- 1:33:50can't you gotta blow him to a can't explain that A boing boy boying boy,
- 1:33:59and as every time you leave the house and you go bye seem like
- 1:34:04the Apollo rock You just you got a little smits on your face. Show
- 1:34:11your love again. A game, a game and just tap it twee.
- 1:34:20I never tell twin the ship we did. Yeah, I hope more comes
- 1:34:27out of it. That's that on that? Oh yeah it's not. It'll
- 1:34:30be nice. Ken, what's up? I should have got this song called
- 1:34:35good good bro mm hmm, it's really good. There's no way you just
- 1:34:42heard that song, right. You don't even entertain men, don't even get
- 1:34:50him to say satisfaction. Don't listen. Can you listen to me? Can
- 1:34:56you listen to me? You know I want you to listen to me.
- 1:34:59She I want you to listen. Now, you know I like to troll
- 1:35:01you, and there's nothing more I'd like to do it than troll you.
- 1:35:05But I truly truly heard that song for the first time on Saturday. Very
- 1:35:12good. I will say this. I am still upset that you listen to
- 1:35:16multiple other projects and that Usher project has been out for months. Sickening is
- 1:35:20that on that album Yesday you would know if you listened, I might be
- 1:35:26more inclined to take a listen. That's like not even the best song.
- 1:35:30It's not even close to the best song. That was like the second single
- 1:35:32from that album. She came out long. Yeah. I don't really know
- 1:35:35about singles because I don't listen to the radio and the only thing social plus
- 1:35:40I have. What do you mean single? Social media? You see this
- 1:35:44sing If Usher drops a single, you go see it on social media.
- 1:35:47You follow the shaved Room, don't it's fucking Usher's Summer Walker in fucking singles.
- 1:35:57That's because I seen that on TikTok God Horrible Hook. The singles and
- 1:36:03then the singles get chose pretty much by good the social media. We choose
- 1:36:09a single good is great? Oh? Is that part of that that's probably
- 1:36:14like the first half of the album. There's a couple of songs and we're
- 1:36:18not good good, but we still exactly exactly, you know. Sometimes he's
- 1:36:26like, that's definitely a skating rink ass song. Listen, Mike, just
- 1:36:30just do me one favorite. Okay, I haven't brought up in a few
- 1:36:33weeks. Just listen to it. Listen to it. Listen to so much
- 1:36:40music comes out on the daily, God damn it. Listen to Tomorrow.
- 1:36:44It's an hour long mic, an hour spent like three months. Listen longer
- 1:36:48than that. The only songs give like October, I still did it?
- 1:36:54Really? That album? That Ship came out like two months ago, like
- 1:37:00two three months. I still listen to the Future Metro, Sir, I
- 1:37:04still got to listen to the New school Boy. You haven't listened to that.
- 1:37:06None of those people are more important than that. Sure, I still
- 1:37:09gotta listen to Concrete Boys. Just drop that off. What's what the fuck
- 1:37:15is the Concrete Boy? Apologize? No apologizing for anything? Apologize. I
- 1:37:20said that was good. You know what song I listened to that she's on
- 1:37:25and I don't listen to her part with Camo that I think it's canned,
- 1:37:28Hit Different. You know who nigga I don't like on There is Hard.
- 1:37:31Every time I listen to what's the name on there? I can't that nigga.
- 1:37:34Draft day, I'm like, oh my god, okay, skipping lick
- 1:37:45a Cori gets carried by the beats for sure. Instrumentals are doing a lot
- 1:37:54heavy lifting, big lifting. But my mode, like the song that I
- 1:37:58really like the lyrics to was the Ship Uh Yeah, hit Diff, Caribou
- 1:38:02and Camo. I don't listen to Cariboo's part just because, like it was
- 1:38:06just I was like, she's bro, She's really not good bro, But
- 1:38:12that Camo is flowing that ship crazy. It's called hit Diff. Check it
- 1:38:15out Different, tell me different, check it out Hard. That's my plug.
- 1:38:20Okay, but please please listen to this at least by the weekend.
- 1:38:27At least by the weekend. I would like to hear some at least by
- 1:38:30Sunday. I'm gonna do what I can. It's an hour, man.
- 1:38:33What if we send you songs individually, like send you one song a day?
- 1:38:36I have this Listen how many songs on the album? Link like eighteen
- 1:38:43twenty? You really want to give me ten eleven? Give me ten songs.
- 1:38:47I can give you ten songs right now. No, just sends me,
- 1:38:51will send you a playlist of ten of the songs on the album,
- 1:38:55and the I will listen to it because I'm not listening to and guess what
- 1:38:59Good Good not going to be on there because already well, then I don't
- 1:39:00want to hear his You already heard good Good. You don't need to hear
- 1:39:04it. I needed to be in the well then that was gonna be eleven
- 1:39:08eleven. Then okay, there we go, speaking of skipping songs. Do
- 1:39:10you use Amazon or Spotify? I used Apple Music and joy Ship. You
- 1:39:17got going on? Do you have a Microsoft Zoon or do you have a
- 1:39:26Chocolate a Razor? Damn? Tilor's album. So it's a good album,
- 1:39:36but there's two songs on there on there that I didn't like, the song
- 1:39:40undertow what she's doing like a country music type thing. I don't need that
- 1:39:44version of Bryson Tailor just proven the people that he can do it. That's
- 1:39:47fine, but I don't need that from you. And then assume the position,
- 1:39:53Yeah did we talk about that? Was that on Friday? That on
- 1:39:57Friday? Okay, yeah, I assume the position bro, if you have
- 1:40:00to listen to this album, go to that song and just fucking remove it
- 1:40:04and be confused. Just delete it. He needs to he I don't know
- 1:40:10if he made on but just deleted. I'm sitting in my head. I
- 1:40:15thought he had a airpoint. I mean he'd be having hiphone. I mean
- 1:40:16I would have told him, Oh, listen, I'm all about the money.
- 1:40:21Assume the position. It sounds like I mean about to say, give
- 1:40:28it him money, our money. It sounds like a Justin Bieber like when
- 1:40:31he was like twelve year old beat. But it's very sexual. Yeah,
- 1:40:34but the lyrics, the lyrics are very sexual. Yeah, but yeah,
- 1:40:38the pleasure very childish. Like. We called assume the position, but it
- 1:40:43has like a kid's bob beat. It doesn't make sense. It sounds like
- 1:40:45like a rope instrumental like, which is this is called assume the Positions.
- 1:40:50We're done, just so you can tell, I'm gonna show you like good
- 1:40:58and that's yeah, thank you guys for listening always. Yeah, we're gonna
- 1:41:03call it a to day for that one. Yeah. That all right,
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- 1:42:16a week before. Yeah, pretty great, So next time. Me personally,
- 1:42:21I'm just sticking out loud. I would like to do one of these
- 1:42:26once like every quarter, maybe six six months, maybe six months. At
- 1:42:34least I would like to do at least two a year. Three don't do
- 1:42:41three a year. You can do you do one and be our spring,
- 1:42:45our spring, this summer and winter day winter. Yeah quarterly, that's not
- 1:42:51quarters, he said, summer spring. We just three times a year.
- 1:42:57Yeah, yeah, try primester so you know, those. We always have
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- 1:43:56please see Thursday Monday, see you tomorrow next week, next week Thursday,
- 1:44:00see you some other time, see you not right now. The next episode,
- 1:44:04Bye bye els. That reminded me when he did that voice. He
- 1:44:11reminded me of the They Cold This where he had the the clip of the
- 1:44:17Big Bucks Bunny cartoons like, oh, look at the US. I actually
- 1:44:27really enjoyed that he put that in there. That's a nice touch. Yeah,
- 1:44:34Jay Cole took a song off off. I'm like, I don't know
- 1:44:40that he really committed to the bitch. He believed rock down and it's like
- 1:44:44he said, I can't held I have no dog or cat in this fight.
- 1:44:47Bro. He was like, want to be cool everybody. You know
- 1:44:51what, Bro, I got a I was mad at first. I don't
- 1:44:56even imagine because people that want to do it are gonna do it, So
- 1:45:00don't do it if you don't want to do if you're at one in it,
- 1:45:03whatever, Bro, don't even give a fuck no more. All right Bye,