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HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show July 16th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: We've been saying this rules the boy doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: have sex.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta put your mouth on non.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that is quite impressive. It's quite quite quite impressive.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, that's lovely. We've been saying the show. We got
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  Speaker 1: a lot of Stranger Things fans in the audience. And dude,
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  Speaker 1: it's been ten years since Stranger Things first premiered on Netflix.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like babies the adults.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And if we're using our rules of throwback ten years
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  Speaker 1: or older, yeah, right, And they've got a reissue of
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  Speaker 1: that first season on a VHS special edition.
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  Speaker 3: Owe.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not literally on VHS, because who the
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  Speaker 1: hell has a VCR anymore, But it's streaming on Netflix.
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  Speaker 1: And they say it's got like a video store vibe.
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  Speaker 1: It's glitchy, it's grainy, it's just they say, gloriously vintage,
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  Speaker 1: just like you would have rented it. In nineteen eighty three,
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  Speaker 1: the entire cast came back for a special video. You know, Millie,
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Brown and Finn Wolf and a writer. Everybody's back.
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  Speaker 4: You can still get a VHS player.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you're not going to get the VHS player
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  Speaker 1: just to that could be a collectible thing. I think
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  Speaker 1: it'd be cool if they did have it on VHS.
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  Speaker 1: Not that you'd never watch it, but.
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  Speaker 2: You just have it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I got Menji a DVD player because I brought
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  Speaker 4: back some DVDs from Europe. Oh that's right, And so
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  Speaker 4: he's like, I don't have a DVD you know. It's like, well,
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  Speaker 4: it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's not even about a DVD player because you bought
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  Speaker 1: these DVDs overseas. They're they're done by regions where even
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  Speaker 1: if you put it in a DVD player here work,
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  Speaker 1: it wouldn't work. Yeah, because it's it's I don't stupid Greg,
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  Speaker 1: even I can't explain it exactly how that works.
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  Speaker 2: Makes me feel good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean back in the day, they used to
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  Speaker 4: have a thing because in uh, I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: it's like this now, but when I worked in television,
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  Speaker 4: you would they would have overseas it would be called POWELL.
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  Speaker 4: That would be the format of video that they would
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  Speaker 4: shoot in America be nt SC so anyways, yeah, video formats.
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  Speaker 4: But yeah, it was like an all region DVD player
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  Speaker 4: and it was like thirty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, all regions.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't region.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was a thing.
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  Speaker 2: You just have to defrag the main frame.
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  Speaker 1: Something something like that. But also for Greg, Liam Neeson
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  Speaker 1: has a new movie. It's called Mongoose, and guess what
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  Speaker 1: what He plays a guy with a particular set of
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  Speaker 1: skills way does always. He's an Afghan war hero wrongfully
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  Speaker 1: accused of murder who goes on the run to prove
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  Speaker 1: his innocence. It's being described as quote first Blood meets
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  Speaker 1: Smoky in the band, it meets fast and furious. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it'll be in theaters. Men's birthday month, October thirtieth is
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  Speaker 1: the day it will be in theaters. Greg loves him
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  Speaker 1: some leam.
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  Speaker 2: He's the best man.
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  Speaker 4: I wish it was like a BMX writing movie because
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  Speaker 4: Mongoose DMX.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, d old ass man on a mongoo. Remember Mongoose
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  Speaker 1: is right like the Remember the pegs? Ye got it? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was the only time it was cool to peg
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  Speaker 1: with your buddy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you bought the pad for the handlebars
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  Speaker 5: and the pad for the neck to ride and peg
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  Speaker 5: your buddy.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: That diamondbags the GTS man.
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  Speaker 5: And if we could highlight Liam Neeson's range, did you
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  Speaker 5: watch the Gun? Yes, he's got a great range. Have
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  Speaker 5: you seen the naked gun.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it isn't.
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  Speaker 3: The reason why it's so funny is because he's being
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  Speaker 3: Liam Nees. That's not range.
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  Speaker 5: Seriously, you can deliver comedic lines with that Liam Neeson
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  Speaker 5: delivery and it hits.
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  Speaker 2: It's good. It's really good. And how Pam Anderson's really
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  Speaker 2: good in it.
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  Speaker 1: There's certain certain people that are just always this version
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  Speaker 1: of the same character, like Christopher Walking or something like that.
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  Speaker 2: It does work.
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  Speaker 1: It's really who's the guy that got busted with U?
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  Speaker 1: Divine Brown? What's that guy's name?
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  Speaker 2: Hugh Grant?
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  Speaker 1: Every movie was in it the same dude.
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  Speaker 3: And that's the dude people wanted to see apparently.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Uh, the guy on Social Network? What's his name? Jesse Eisenberg?
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  Speaker 1: Same same character every single time? Yeah, who's the kid
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  Speaker 1: in Arrested Development? I know who they are?
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  Speaker 3: Sarah Michael Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: Michael, Sarah. Another guy is the same character every single time?
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  Speaker 3: What about your and my favorite human being? Pretty much ever?
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  Speaker 3: Michael J. Fox always like the lovable like upbeat and everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know from I never watched Spin City, I
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  Speaker 1: didn't watch that Back to the Future and Family Ties
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  Speaker 1: is all I really know from. So yeah, I mean Hollywood,
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  Speaker 1: but Marty McFly was way cooler teen wolf same guy.
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  Speaker 2: Than Alex P.
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  Speaker 1: Keaton because Alex P. Keaton was just like a dork.
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  Speaker 1: He was like a like like like a like a
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  Speaker 1: like a like a child adult totally. You know, he
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  Speaker 1: was a fifty year old man trapped in a teenager's body.
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  Speaker 3: But it's not like he had like totally wildly different mannerisms.
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  Speaker 4: It was Michael J.
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  Speaker 1: Fox. It's the same. It's the same exact character as
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  Speaker 1: Hugh Grant, the awkward guy who's way out of his league. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: whatever the hell. It is also for Greg. Since we're
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  Speaker 1: on the subject of all things Greg, there's a new
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  Speaker 1: HGTV show coming out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know what I'm ripping harder about.
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  Speaker 1: It's called There's a couple different elements to it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not sure how you'll like the the main show itself,
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  Speaker 1: other than it's a show on HGTV, which you know
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  Speaker 1: you and I both love. It's called Totally Nineties House,
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  Speaker 1: and so it's two teams of nineties TV stars and
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  Speaker 1: they're competing. They're renovating homes that are stuck in the nineties.
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  Speaker 1: So think about like you know, like mirrored closets and
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  Speaker 1: a sponge painted walls, those honey oak cabinets and things
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  Speaker 1: like that, round corners. There was another thing that was big,
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  Speaker 1: like late eighties maybe early nineties, like in the kitchen
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  Speaker 1: the lighting fixture was almost like a wood box that
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  Speaker 1: had like that real thin plastic. Yes, it was like
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  Speaker 1: a drop down like you'd have like it for like
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  Speaker 1: a drop ceiling, but it was like that translucent plastic.
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  Speaker 1: And people had that, Yeah, that they had that in
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  Speaker 1: their kitchens.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the flies got caught up in there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it got caught in there. But it really shrunk everything.
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  Speaker 1: It makes everything feel so much smaller.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Julia White is on it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh everybody, yeah, Oh my god, your full house girl.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So it's it hosted hosted by Arkle Okay, Julia White
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  Speaker 1: and Brian Austin Green, Jodie Sweden, Melissa Joanhart, Keisha Knight, Polham,
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  Speaker 1: Rudy Huckstab Oh yeah, they have Joey and Matthew Lawrence.
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  Speaker 1: The winning team gets twenty five thousand dollars for charity
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  Speaker 1: of their choosing. It's gonna premiere on Wednesday, August twenty sixth. Again,
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  Speaker 1: it's called totally nineties house. Now here's the part that
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  Speaker 1: I know Gregg will love.
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  Speaker 2: I love it all so far.
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  Speaker 1: HGT is also they're rolling out another series on YouTube
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  Speaker 1: and it's called House Call Nineties Edition, where you go
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  Speaker 1: and you see the insides of the homes of these
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  Speaker 1: nineties celebrities. Way but Greg loved. Greg looks people's addresses totally.
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  Speaker 5: I can tell you where Dave Gone lives. Just this
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  Speaker 5: morning I found out where Kristen Wigg lives because she's selling.
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  Speaker 1: Her house track down the address I wasn't when we
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  Speaker 1: had be Real from cypricill is in here and during
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  Speaker 1: a commercial break, Greg goes, can I ask you a question?
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  Speaker 4: Is this really your house?
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  Speaker 1: Is this really your house? He was on some website
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  Speaker 1: and b Ro's like, uh, it was it was, Yet Greg's.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, I agree?
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  Speaker 1: Is this your house? This is how much you paid
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  Speaker 1: for it?
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  Speaker 2: I agree, But I also don't care.
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  Speaker 4: Do you want me to come over?
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  Speaker 5: And I've done that to Kevin Smith too. I'm like, hey, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I love that second floor balcony you have with rod Iron.
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  Speaker 1: What is there table?
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  Speaker 5: Your address is such and such? Right, yeah, And it's
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  Speaker 5: kind of weird that you do that I'm it is
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  Speaker 5: a stranger.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm surprised you do you tell them?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I probably shouldn't have. It's creepy and weird,
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  Speaker 5: but it is stocker vier imagine. But I wanted confirmation
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  Speaker 5: that my quote sources are correct. I'm getting it from
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  Speaker 5: be real kind of reinforced that I'm not wasting my time,
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  Speaker 5: that this is legit.
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  Speaker 1: See, I would, I would do that with Okay, Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Smith is one one thing, you know, or Joe Coy,
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  Speaker 1: like these guys who who are in here all the time,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like because they know you and they know
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  Speaker 1: that you're not really stalking them. But think about somebody
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  Speaker 1: that you've only met a few times or maybe twice,
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  Speaker 1: or the first time you meet them and they came
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  Speaker 1: up and you go, so great, I love x y
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  Speaker 1: Z about your house? It would you would? You would
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  Speaker 1: freak out.
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  Speaker 5: The more we talk about it, the more I feel
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  Speaker 5: like a total weirdo.
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  Speaker 2: Do you like houses too?
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  Speaker 6: Are you one of those guys that makes sense?
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  Speaker 2: I mean obsessed?
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  Speaker 4: I follows see them when we took them to the
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  Speaker 4: Brady Bunch House.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I almost basically had a heart attack. Yeah, just
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  Speaker 5: totally obsessed. I look for all that stuff. I will
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  Speaker 5: pause movies and TV shows during while I'm watching them
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  Speaker 5: to google the address, and then I do street view.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, and then I compare it. Oh there's that lamp,
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  Speaker 5: there's that tree.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So this is called house called Nineties Edition. HGTV is
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  Speaker 1: going to have it on YouTube and you can see
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  Speaker 1: inside the homes of ninety celebrities.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking cannice camera. Samy is going to be on Special Forces.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, what's what's special Forces? Like?
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  Speaker 3: It's like a yeah, it's like camp reality show.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, where celebrities like do like Cherry Style.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you sign up for that?
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  Speaker 4: I don't du not the name of the mascot per Se, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: per Se, that's fancy Da.
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  Speaker 7: It's always you know, it's a real fun place to be.
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  Speaker 1: Is Washington, d C. Always, Like I mean, when you
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  Speaker 1: don't live in Washington, d C. It feels like that's
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  Speaker 1: all you ever hear about. But can you imagine living
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  Speaker 1: in Washington, like just in the in the area, because
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  Speaker 1: like everything is just so saturated, like it's all about
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  Speaker 1: the politics, and I don't think you can escape it, really,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, Vaughn, He's from there.
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  Speaker 2: He's from d C.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't know if they just confined to you
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  Speaker 4: around the White House or no.
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  Speaker 3: I have friends that live there, and I'm saying I mean, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean, a kid's not gonna notice in Los Angeles. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have to engage in it, but it's it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to, uh, you know, get much separation from somebody
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  Speaker 1: who in quote the industry meaning Hollywood working and doing
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  Speaker 1: things for you know, that type of industry.
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  Speaker 2: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm sure in you know, different places for
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  Speaker 1: whatever that might be, it's hard to get away from
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is they get for.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I did say it is pretty hood outside
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  Speaker 4: of the area of.
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  Speaker 2: The White House.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, like New Orleans, everybody always thinks of, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Marty Grass and that whole like part of the urban stry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Bourbon Street. It's like you just you're painted with a brush,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, it's kind of hard to get out
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  Speaker 1: of it. But dude, I mean, you know, all the
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  Speaker 1: fun conversations that just happened all the time, whether it's
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  Speaker 1: you know the.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I've never been I've always wondered if it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like that, the heavy stuff, the dumb stuff, like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if you saw, like the the Treasury Secretary
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  Speaker 1: released a rendering of a new one dollar coin. He said,
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  Speaker 1: the US mints making these one dollar coins to commemorate
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  Speaker 1: the two hundred and fiftieth anniversary of the signing of
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  Speaker 1: the Declaration of Independence. The coins are gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: gold like finish, so not real gold. But it'll be
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  Speaker 1: available in the fall. And I guess who's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: on it.
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  Speaker 3: I'll never guess whoever.
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  Speaker 4: Years in America would it be.
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  Speaker 1: President Trump? Maybe because they're not even sure he could
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  Speaker 1: do that. That's right. Well, the last time a sitting
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  Speaker 1: president had money with their picture on it was the
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  Speaker 1: was President Coolidge and he printed a fifty cent piece
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  Speaker 1: with his face on it, which that was like one
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  Speaker 1: hundred years ago. But there's a federal law that stipulates that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, coin designs be selected by the Treasury Secretary
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  Speaker 1: after a consultation with the Commission of Fine Arts. But
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  Speaker 1: the Treasury Department appears to have skipped that step. Who
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  Speaker 1: knows who cares. But these are just some of the
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  Speaker 1: things that Yeah, here's a picture, thank you, Jeff, of
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  Speaker 1: the of the coin. My question is, like, who, like
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  Speaker 1: who signs up for the like you know, all these
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  Speaker 1: different all these different things.
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  Speaker 4: The coin commercials at night.
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  Speaker 1: Now, so that's that's like the like the god exhausting
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  Speaker 1: kind of thing, right.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Then there's other there's other fun stuff that you could
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  Speaker 1: talk about. A lot of people. We're talking about Chuck Schumer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, this was Senator Schumer. So you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was speaking in the Senate when the mic picked
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  Speaker 1: up a strange noise. He was talking about President Trump
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  Speaker 1: and the war with Iran mid speech. Here's what happened, and.
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  Speaker 8: We need a complete investigation that's independent now on Iran
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  Speaker 8: and the NDAA. When all the Trump administration can say
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  Speaker 8: about his disastrous war with.
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  Speaker 3: Iran heard, nobody's gonna remember anything you had to say
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  Speaker 3: about the subjects.
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  Speaker 8: That's independent now on Iran and the NDAA when all
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  Speaker 8: the Trump administration and he kind of chuckled.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So people are like, oh my god, Chuck Schumer
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  Speaker 1: ripped one mid speech. Now, to be fair, was it
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  Speaker 1: actually a fart ninety eight percent?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: What Yeah, that's what Eddie. All the audio people are
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  Speaker 1: talking about it, and they said the deal breaks now, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because just the way that the microphones that are being used.
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  Speaker 1: In this particular case, they for for it to be
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  Speaker 1: you know, capturing that clear from the opposite side of
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  Speaker 1: his body. It's like Walton, omni directional, blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: And you know they're talking to all these technical terms
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  Speaker 1: that only Greg and I understand. Yeah, I won't bore
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  Speaker 1: the audience with it.
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  Speaker 4: But if you see videos of these guys are always
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  Speaker 4: like touching those little like look like wire microphone.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really thin microphone up and down. I mean
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  Speaker 1: even Sea Bass when he's in here like he's kind
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  Speaker 1: he can't like he'll he'll be talking about That's why
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  Speaker 1: you hear this weird as Sea Bass is talking because
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  Speaker 1: he's constantly moving the microphone. It's like that you get
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: that kind of well, that's the sound you know what
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  Speaker 1: men talking about because it's on that weird almost like
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  Speaker 1: it makes that noise when you're I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: they call that, but.
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  Speaker 2: That's a metal spring yeah thing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Now is it funny thinking that it's a fart? Absolutely well,
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  Speaker 1: I like to believe it. It's it's real far Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I absolutely would. Uh. And also the way because I
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  Speaker 1: I watch the video of it, it does kind of
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  Speaker 1: look like you know when you kind of pause, not
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  Speaker 1: you're doing like the the the sneak of cheek. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like you know, and by the way, older people are
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  Speaker 1: just shameless when it comes to farting.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, does it just come out easier?
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  Speaker 1: Not even at a urinal I'm talking like in just a
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  Speaker 1: regular situation. If you're like sitting there like sometimes like anyway,
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  Speaker 1: they just let it rip.
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  Speaker 2: You're like, what that's independent?
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  Speaker 8: Now on Iron and the NDAA when all the Trump administration.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty funny, Yeah, and gases all I want to believe same,
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  Speaker 1: I want to believe exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to believe Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next Radio's most immature game, guys, guess whose gas?
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  Speaker 1: The answer is not Chuck Schumer, It'll be somebody in
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  Speaker 1: this room. I'm going homework to capture them. As you
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  Speaker 1: rip them, I will play you, uh, this week's sound.
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  Speaker 1: Then you have to guess whose gas it is. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to play eight seven seven forty four.
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  Speaker 8: The wood Show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jeff g newest member of the WOODI Show crew,
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  Speaker 1: And that right there was not Jeff that he's classy,
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  Speaker 1: he's got ibs. How long have you had that?
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  Speaker 6: Probably about seven years or so.
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  Speaker 1: Seven years.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you catch it?
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  Speaker 6: Well, you don't catch it?
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: Well how yea, it develops, It develops.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you take medication?
• 16:31
  Speaker 6: No, I don't take anything. I just that was the
• 16:33
  Speaker 6: problem is I couldn't figure out what it was.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: For the longest time.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: I had and dascopies and colon oscar's all trying to
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: figure out what the f was wrong with my digestion,
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: and it just turned out that it was IBS, which
• 16:43
  Speaker 6: is just flare ups from different things.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: You know, what do you have to avoid?
• 16:47
  Speaker 6: I avoid certain foods and so like chie Usually it's
• 16:50
  Speaker 6: like the combination of foods, right, too much dairy, like chocolate,
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: too much caffeine, too much carbonated. So if I do
• 16:56
  Speaker 6: more than one of those things a day, Yeah, you
• 16:59
  Speaker 6: like that?
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Give me a bubble gus. Yeah.
• 17:01
  Speaker 6: So I can be cool, like to have some beers,
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: but if I have like beers and spicy food or
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: beers and dairy, then that's when it goes outways.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: So is it is it the more farting, more diarrhea?
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: Like, uh, it starts as farting and then it gets
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: to the good stuff.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because as we were talking, as we're talking
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: about guess who's gas?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: And everything.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, man, well now that you're working
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: here on the show, we got to run you through
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: all the normal stuff that we do, and guess who's gas.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a fun game.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: He's gonna sweep.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: It's super mature, but it's fun. And you know, we
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: got Jeff in the mix. If we especially if we
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: have a guy who's like basically a professional fart, yeah,
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I am like, like, how do we how do we
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: not have Jeff in the mix?
• 17:39
  Speaker 9: A guy's got ibs. It sounds like he's gonna need
• 17:41
  Speaker 9: a splash guard for this. It's not that bad. I
• 17:45
  Speaker 9: mean I'd heard about it before. But do you take
• 17:48
  Speaker 9: medication or you just avoid things?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: No?
• 17:50
  Speaker 6: I take like a probiotic, and.
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: Then people take medication to curb it.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: I've seen infommercials or commercials.
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I've never It's never really gotten that bad.
• 17:58
  Speaker 6: It's just more of me being a little dissiplan and
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: avoiding like combining those foods that I meant to.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: You know, what's the worst Pooh emergency.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: You've ever had?
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Man, I think we've all had. Like we're candling one
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: in the car and you're like and you're you're and
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: you're making that that you know, you know, you're having
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: that conversation in your head, like, dude, all right, So
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: if I can't make it, I'm either gonna just go
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: ahead and crap my pants or I'm gonna just pull
• 18:24
  Speaker 1: over on the side of the road and just you know, squad, Yeah,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: just spray the curb, Like what else are you gonna doc?
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: The worst, the worst for me ever, was at the
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: time where the the car that I had the time
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: had like fabric seats, So if it was leather, I
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: think you can do a better job of wiping that
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: out and like, but I think it'd be like the
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Seinfeld car smell like if it's the fabric seats, Like
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: you never get that out, so you're gonna have to
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: get out of the car.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: But I was.
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: I was in a situation where I was in bumper
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: to bumper traffic out and there was nowhere to go.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was in Rome, and I combined some of
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: those foods off.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: See I went to town, you.
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: Know what I mean, Like in Rome, and we were
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: pretty far away from my son's apartment and I had
• 19:07
  Speaker 6: to go like a mile uphill and I was squeezing
• 19:10
  Speaker 6: cheeks all the way. There was a McDonald's that was close,
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: and I went in there no bathrooms and I was
• 19:17
  Speaker 6: literally like holding and running, and they didn't understand the seriousness,
• 19:21
  Speaker 6: meaning my wife and my son. They were just like
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: laughing and pointing, and I'm like, hurry up, you need
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: to get me into his apartment as soon as possible.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: And luckily I made it up and I ran up
• 19:30
  Speaker 6: like four flights of stairs, got in there. I didn't
• 19:33
  Speaker 6: even make it to the regular can. I went in
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: the bidet just because I was like run and the
• 19:39
  Speaker 6: day animal.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it was all bad.
• 19:42
  Speaker 6: That was like I think my worst boo emergency. Sorry
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: everybody listening, by.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: The way, Wow, And it was an epic. Yeah.
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: I carry around amodium like regular work. Yeah, it was
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: man K.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the bag of the bag of over the counters
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: that I keep in my in my pocket.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I always have.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: Look, I got some advill in there. I got advil,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I got some in a histamine like anti allergy thing.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I have a day quill, and I have some emmodiums.
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: You are prepared.
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's coming.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It's coming to andy before for people in this in
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: this room, you're welcome. All right, it's time for radio's
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: most immature game, Today's numbas contest. It's time for Yes,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: Who's all right? So radio sposed immature game works this way.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: I have sent everybody home with an ongoing assignment. Wherever
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you feel a good one, Bruin, get that phone ready
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: and capture its sound, the sound it makes, and then
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: I send it over to me, and I keep a
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: whole list of them here in a file, and then
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: we make a little game out of it. Your job,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: as the contestant is to guess whose gas it is.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: And because Jeff in the situation, we've included him in
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: the mix now, So it's thank you Woody, Gina, Greg
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: menace Ce bass or Jeff g Guess whose gas? Those
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: are your options? Eight seven, seven forty four? Whatody? I'd say,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: seven seven forty four. And let's go right to the
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: phones and say hi to Sandy. Hi, Sandy, how are you?
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you? We're ready to play Radio's
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: most immature game. Are you ready?
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I am ready?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, I got the I got the example all ready
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: to go, and when you're ready to hear it, say
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: hit me, hit me, all right, shit's so small.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, alright, all right, So the the options are Woody, Gina,
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Greg Menace, Ce Bass, or Jeff g Guess who's gas.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Greg show me Greg Gory. Yeah
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: yeah it is not Greg, so Greg is off the table,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: but thank you for the call. Let's say hi to Gustavo. Hey, Gustavo.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: All right, we're.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Playing guess whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me,
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: hit me. So your options are Woody, Gina Menace, Sea Bass,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: or Jeff g Guess who's gas. I'll go with Gina
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: show me Gina grad Thank you, Gestavo. Let's say hi
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: to Jeff.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: Hi, Jeff, Hey, how you doing.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: We're playing guess whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me,
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: hit me. All right, your options remaining Woody Menace, Sea
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Bass or another Jeff Jeff g Guess who's gas. I'm
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: gonna say Sea Bass, show me Sea Bass. No it is,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: it is not Sea Bass.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Julie. Hi, Julie, good morning. We're playing
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: guess whose gas?
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Are you ready?
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: I am, say hit me, hit me. We're getting down
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: to the nitty gritty here. Your options Woody Menace or
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Jeff G.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: Jeff G.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Show me Jeff G. All right, Julie, thank you for
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: the call. I appreciated. Let's say hi to one hey
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: one one, Hey, Hey, we're playing bro. He doesn't want
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: he can't wait. He wants it, he needs it, he
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: has to have it. All Right, here we go. It's
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: down to Woody or Menace. You're saying, what is at
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: your final answer?
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Wood that's my final answer?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Show me Woody? Sorry about that one.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: This is the easy putt. You just kind of like
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: tap it in, you know what I'm saying. Let's say
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: hi to Mike, Mike.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Mike, Hey, all.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Right, we're playing guests Whose gas? When you're ready to.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Say hit me?
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Hit me? All right, Mike, if you've been paying attention,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: should be very easy. Guess whose gas? Yeah? I think
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: it's Menace, show me Menace. I congratulates Mike. You're the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: winner of video's most immature game. Guess whose gas?
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Anyone though?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: And you know we're trying to hold it in.
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I just try to keep it discreet.
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Well, baby dude, I should have recorded my dog all
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: day yesterday, my little one, chimmy dude, she was rhythmum
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: so hard and so long and so loud. I should
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: have submitted that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah the ticket. You're being a well Mike.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Congratulations winner of Guess Whose Gas at a some certainly
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: be proud of. It's certainly a life accomplishment.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tell all your friends. Yeah, exactly, all.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Right, man, Hang on a second, we'll get all your information.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: That's how you play guests Whose Gas. We're gonna take
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: a quick break. More what it showed next, Hang on.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: It's weird that I could be impressed and Judg Mendel
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: at the same you break.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: That is so cool.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: More Woody Show.