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IT'S FRIIIDAY! #8: Crayons and AK's · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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Welcome inside the Treehouse. Along with you, I'm Dan, O'Malley with Trey
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Trenholm and Roz Sharma. I want to mention briefly to make sure you go
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check out Brooks Wheeling at the Dallas Comedy Club this weekend. You got shows
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tonight tomorrow. For ticket infoe go to Dallas Dashcomedy Club dot com. That's
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Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com to go see Brooks Wheelan and and you can go see
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that guy who's pointing his finger at his face making circles with it. Goes
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are our dear, dear friend and Treehouse member Raj Sharma, also at the
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Dallas Comedy Club in just a couple of days on his birthday for a birthday
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show. Info Dallas Dashcomedyclub dot com. Congratulations, not only have you made
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it into the Treehouse, but you've made it to fred day. And I
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guess Raj has graduated from no background while recording the show to is that a
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stuffed cow over your shoulder? Yes, that's that's what they That's what they
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give Hindu kids at birth. It just says, it just says, It
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just means, It just means Grandpa misses you. It is. It is
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amazing how that cow no matter, hang on, let me see Okay,
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don't move your head, Rose, let me look over here in the second,
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here go back over here, we go back. Yeah. Yeah,
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his eyes are looking right into your camera, therefore following me everywhere. Yep.
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Yeah, that's a creepy as it's I'm I'm in Houston at the moment.
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I went to watch my friends at a e W wrestling last night and
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saw them and did they suit plex you into a child's bedroom? Yeah,
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it's kind of what it looks at a teddy So over your right shoulder,
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you've got a plush cow. And over your left shoulder, is that a
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teddy bear shoved in the corner. There's multiple teddy bears up there. You
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can't see that one can nor down down in the middle shelf. It's yeah
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right there, yep, I'm sure. And then there's that looks a little
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bit like a miniature Teddy Rucksman, I had one of those. There's a
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pumpkin with with glasses. Uh and why are you in a child's room?
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Well, it's I'm gonna need a solid explanation on this because I've still got
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some fresh wounds PTSD. I just Robert Downey Junior last night. No,
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this is the spare room in my girlfriend's sister's house. There's also the book
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that they gave me to read. I don't know if you can see that
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you have a superpower Mindy Pie meets Ezekiel and Chiara We Don't Understand Racism,
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which I thought was a great book for them to give me. I'm like,
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you guys are very white and I understand. Well, I'm glad.
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I'm glad you made it into the tree house. It seems odd that you
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seem to have been relegated to adult time out into a children's room. But
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let's yeah, this is this is the spare bedroom. So they moved so
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LJ. My my girlfriend's nephew, is is twenty one. He's in college,
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so he's got his own room. And then they all the kids stuff
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from one he was growing up has moved into this room. So there's all
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of the you can't even see what I'm like. This is. I'm my
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microphone is stated on top of legos. I'm like like like a school desk
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for five year olders. No, I'm sitting on a chair. Then there's
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a bar chair in front of me. That's what the laptops on. Then
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the mic is actually being held up by books, and then what's on the
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books that are on top of a crate of w W and ae W action
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figures, and then the next crate after that is every lego possible. So
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it really is a great example of you never know the struggle that someone is
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going through when you only see this much of their life, when you only
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see what they show you, you don't know their real struggle. Yes,
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well, I'm glad you made it, and I think you should. I
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kind of think you should take that cow with you. And yeah, yep,
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he still followed me. Yeah. Now it's creeping me out because now
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I see it. Yeah. So that but we're here and we're good,
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so good. Today is of course, Friday number eight episode here in the
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Treehouse, so we appreciate you joining us for that. There are a couple
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items that we need to discuss before moving on to the day's major activities,
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which is of course, birthdays and some crazy ass news stories. The first
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of which is, Trey, how are you feeling? Because you were under
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the weather when it was time for us to record the Treehouse Football Podcast,
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so Raj and I did that, just the two of us, but we
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missed you. How are you feeling much better? Yeah, I've woke up.
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I had gone to bed with a headache, woke up and taking some
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advill PM. At first I thought of it. I was having some kind
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of reaction to that, and then got in the shower my eyes and nearly
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collapsed. And then I realized my equilibriums might be a little off and had
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an air infection, but probably probably got on some antibiotics and feel much better
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today. So in addition to the antibiotics, does that mean it's about time
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to get you one of those silver handrails for your shower? I? Yes,
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it very well. Maybe you do you have stairs so we can get
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like the chair lift thing? That would be yeah, I actually that was
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I had to I was so bad. I had to put I have a
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little I bought something when I thought I was gonna have to have surgery.
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And I have this little like papoose that I put Daisy in to carry her
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down the stairs. And I actually put her in one of those because I
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was so wobbly. I didn't want to carry her. Oh wow, okay,
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Well I was gonna make jokes, but I'm glad you're better left handy,
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and I'm Daisy the chwaller is is not injured as well. So one
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of the major things that we discussed in the football podcast, which we have
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not listened to that please do Treehouse on air dot com the Football Podcast number
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six or something. Obviously we talked about, you know, the Cowboys winning
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Monday Night. Yeah, everybody feels good going into the Bible. But the
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main thing we discussed, and then I'm really curious about Trey, is how
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how many crayons in the crayon box did you have as a child. I
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remember the big box that had like forty eight see m h and then money.
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Then you'd have the small box. Yeah, and the starter, like
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the one that everyone got at first was the eight that was like the eight
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or twelve. Yeah, that's it was eight, okay. And then so
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I ended up peaking at sixty four thinking I had you know, I had
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made the big time. But then you know, some other rich kids showed
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up and they had like the one that had like one hundred and twenty or
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something. No, I peaked. I think my parents realized early on that
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drawing was not my thing. I couldn't even stay in the lines. So
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I think I peaked with a Crayola marker set, probably sometime second third grade,
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and then after that it was just a waste of money. Yeah,
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so I think I peaked at sixty four. RAJ, what was your your
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biggest Crayola box? Sixteen? Sixteen? RAJ peaked at sixteen? I'm sorry,
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yeah, I see. I was curious about Trey because Trey has a
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childhood of two locations. One was Highland Park, which is very affluent,
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and the other is Leonard, Texas, which is very rural. So I
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wondered if Trey started out like one of the kids that had one hundred and
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twenty something crayon kit, but then when he went to go live with his
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dad and Leonard, Texas, they basically put him in front of a bathtub
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and with wax and said you're gonna have to make your own now, as
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Belt was supervising, Yeah, or Trey would have to sit on the porch
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and whittle his own He made his own map pencils. Dan envisions my transition
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from Highland Park to Leonard, like I can't remember, there was an old
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TV show where the guy was like, you know, No, he was
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like stripped of his rank and everything, and he had been kicked out of
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the base. It was like a Cowboys and Indians thing, you know.
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It's like you get stripped of your legos and your polo and you're, you
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know, leaving Holland Park. So what was your name? Dances with Crayons?
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This is my friend, Burnt Sienna. I don't think you're supposed to
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refer to them. I just like when when Dan mentions you going to Leonard,
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it's like Wizard of Oz just goes to black and white from color.
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That's not far from the truth. I mean it was. It was great
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culture shock to go from from Island Park to Leonard, Texas. Yeah,
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the man you are today, Uh huh, we have to make a road.
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I want to go to Leonards. I went. I did. I've
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always wanted to do this, and I'm sure you guys have seen it before.
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When you're going down the highway here in Texas, they have those little
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roadside saloons and little bars that you see and you're like, I wonder who's
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in there. Well I did that yesterday. I went. I went into
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one. I was in Rosenberg, Texas for the aw match and got there
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early and I had about an hour and a half to kill and I found
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this place called The Bohemian in Tavern, and I said, let me go
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in and I part and I saw another person of color, and I went,
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okay, I think this will be all right. Safety and numbers.
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Well there was just one of them and me, so I'm like, there's
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safety in number and he was outside and I didn't. I didn't equate that.
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And then I went inside. And the first thought when everybody stopped what
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they were doing and turned if, I felt like I was in lenyard.
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Everybody stopped and was like, who is this? And I out loud,
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I think I'm messing up your meeting. Hey, clad, They don't typically
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come to us. This is weird. Did you order this on Uber Eats?
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Yeah? And then I walked up to the bar and I said,
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have a diet coke and she goes with what And I was like, I
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just want to die coke? Uh? And she very reluctantly uh. Play.
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She wouldn't touch my hand. She just placed it on the mat and
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then walked away forever, like I never never talked to that bartender again.
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I just I'm kind of surprised you got the diet coke at all. Yeah,
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And I was right around the corner from the venue. I was like,
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you guys have been lovely people. Thank you for your hospitality. I'm
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gonna walk out of these double saloon doors out in the daylight before the cross
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lighting starts. I'm gonna go get well. Speaking of walking into emergencies,
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the other the other line item I wanted to get to before we jump into
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U birthdays today. Let me backtracked this. I obviously I missed the football
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show, but that was the big points of crayons. Yes, correct,
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what Okay? It came up. We were curious. It's like, you
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know, that's that's that's how that's how much winning makes you feel good is
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you don't have to worry about all the nuances of you know, the red
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zone efficiency or you know, turnover differentials, or the fact that you know,
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the the Eagles lost to the Jets or the forty nine ers lost to
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Cleveland. It made we felt so good going into the bye week that we
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that somehow how many crayons we grew up with came into the mix. Yes,
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I love delusion as much as the next man. Let's go with it.
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dot com And honestly, Trey, I don't remember exactly how it came up
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with the crayon thing, but we just kind of went with it and makes
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sense to me. Mm hmmm. I don't know how we're just I think
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we're just talking about colors. And I was good with everything until burnt okra.
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Yeah, like I didn't know what I didn't know. I thought that
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was just brown, but it was burnt burnt okra. And then then you
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had the siennas, and then you had the moths and the topes, and
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yeah, uh so I didn't That was how. That was how we learned,
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you know, synonyms for different colors in some cases, what seemed like
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the wrong name for some colors. I did look up, by the way,
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because I was curious, there is a bucket or is it a a
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Here's so you can get one hundred and fifty crayons. Now it's called the
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Tellus Oping crayon Tower with one hundred and fifty colors, no duplicates. Wow,
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And it looks like you can also get the two hundred and this seems
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to be the big Mamajama, the two hundred forty count crayon tub tub two
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hundred and forty crayons, but it's one hundred and twenty colors with duplicates.
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Gotcha, okay in case you know you run through them. Yeah, well,
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sometimes you need a mob in each hand. I don't. Yeah,
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that's a that's a okay, that's a lot. I just went from that
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that box and then to Matt Pencils, and then that was it. There
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was no crayons after that. It was it was draw or mess up.
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So that was that was kind of I mainly like I tried drawing and then
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realized pretty quickly I was terrible at it. So I skipped ahead to Tracy
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and speaking of things staying between the lines. So the new thing that's happening
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right now is a late appearance by a what is now tropical storm Tammy,
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who is bearing down on the Leeward Island, which is where I live,
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and we're keeping our eye on that, so it still seems possible that I
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could. I guess what I'm trying to say is, even though the Cowboys
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aren't playing this week, there's still an opportunity for me to cry. And
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it might be from tropical Storm Tammy hitting us directly. The good news?
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What is it? Rush? Do you guys just not understand? Like God
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doesn't want you either, Like I don't understand, Like it's Florida and you
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guys like that's all it is. You know, it's really not that bad.
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Okay. The good thing with hurricanes is they let you know they're coming
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downside. Like in North Texas. You know, is when tornadoes happen,
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you don't typically get a heads up for more than five minutes. Yeah,
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that's all, that's all. I'm good. It's just a siren goes off
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and you have to find some some shelter, that's what. But this is
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God going hey leave no. In Dan's defense, I want you here like
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Florida the guy you know, the bearded guy and Daisy Duke smoking meth with
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a pistol. Is that what really should tell you you don't want to live
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in Florida. Yes, and the islands. Dan lives at paradise, like
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it would take a lot to go. Maybe we shouldn't be here. Yeah,
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guy from Florida shows up. Then maybe if the meth guy from Florida
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gets swept up and lands on your island, that's God going please leave.
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Luckily the winds don't work that way. He'll end up somewhere in Ottawa.
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Then it'll be Canada's problem. That would be the motto for Florida, Florida,
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Canada's problem. It is. It is really interesting though, watching these
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storm tracks, uh since having moved to the Caribbean, because they you know,
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they start off the coast of Africa, they make their way across the
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Atlantic, and you see all these models and storm tracks and forecast and where
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they may go, where they might go. And right now, the current
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heading for tropical Storm Tammy is she looks like she's going to right before she
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gets to us. She looks like she's gonna turn north and miss us completely,
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sort of like a sort of like a door dash deliverer. So I
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hope that model comes to Fruition. Yeah, but if you don't hear from
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me as much over the weekend, and that's that's gonna be. Why Tropical
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Storm Tammy does she come? Does she come with marble one hundreds? I
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don't know. But what you gotta hope for, though, is if it
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does come through Florida, takes Florida, man up you know, up north.
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Yeah, all of a sudden, you give you know, the Curse
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of Oak Island a whole new avenue. We don't have the basis right now.
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Oak Island. His Bigfoot on Oak Island? Now? Is that where
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he is? Is that where he lives? Actually, what will happen is
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they'll find Bigfoot and he'll join the Oak Island team finding Bigfoot's treasure. I
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know I've put it somewhere because Bigfoot was around when they were there, so
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he knows where the big treasure is. Never wanted to dick punch you more
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in my life. That is the collaboration no one asked. All right,
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Today is fred Day, October twentieth, twenty twenty three birthdays today. There's
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not many of them, so that's good, But there are some really good
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ones. Victoria's Secret Angel I guess former now because I don't think they have
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the Victoria's Secret Angels anymore Candice swing Pole is thirty five today. Jack John
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Krasinski, oh yeah, best known as Jim on The Office, has grown
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into quite a career. You have not seen the Quiet Place movies. I
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highly recommend those, even the sequel, but the first one is phenomenal.
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John Krazinsky, he turns forty four today, and I think, and I
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think one of the more enjoyable Jack Ryans. Yes, absolutely, and I
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think he's supposed to be Read It Read Richards and Fantastic Four. Well he
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already was read Reachers Read Richards, not in Fantastic Four, but in Doctor
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Strange and The Multiversal Wholeness because in another universe he shows up as read Richards
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and then got promptly eradicated by Wanda. But I think it was announced because
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they just did an announcement that he is, because they were talking about the
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guys at Adam Driver who is from Star with the last three Star Wars,
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that he might do it. But then it seems like it's Krasinsky, which
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I think he'll be really good at because God, they've had two runs at
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the Fantastic four and screwed both of them up. Well, the first the
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first ones, you know, weren't bad. I mean, they had a
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sequel and it was okay, don't make that face rush, Okay, this
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is the next one was bad. Okay, when they tried to reboot it,
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that was bad. The first ones that they did, those are okay.
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That was that was in Marvel's infancy and it was a new thing.
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And now they've they've got a formula and they probably got it, you know,
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figured out. Now you think, hey, let's make the hot one
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of the hottest women in the world, the invisible woman. Let's do that.
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Let's let's make that in the fantastic fourth Well maybe not the direction I
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would have taken. She's so hot, let's no one look at her.
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John Krasinski forty four And by the way, I'm not sure if you knew
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this straight. He was actually in the running to be Captain America and it
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was it was I don't know if it was down to him and Chris Evans,
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but he made at least the top five, and it was very,
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very possible he would have been Captain America, but they ended up going Chris
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Evans. I think it worked out for everybody, though, Yeah, yeah,
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uh Snoop Dogg is fifty two today. Yeah, I got high boy
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you saying that, and it really is amazing though. I mean, if
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you remember back in the in the nineties, you know when he came out
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and then and he was on trial for murder, you know, and it
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was I think his name is Calvin Broadus, is that is Calvin Brods.
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Yeah, and you know he was this big scary game and now you know
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he's best. He's with Martha Stewart. I mean, you want to talk
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about a career that has really run the gamut that isn't impressive. He coaches
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peewee football and stone the whole time. Yep. Yeah. And he's not
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the only one. I mean, you've got ice Cube. We started out
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similarly with you know, gangster rap and everything, and now he's done you
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know, family comedy movies and things. I will tell you he's still It
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was a weird track for about three weeks. I ran into him four times
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in three weeks at the same CBS in Los Angeles in Ice camber Snoop Dogg,
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Ice Cube, and to the point where at the last time I was
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like, what's up Cube, and he just did the head like the bro
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nod. Because we've seen each other that many times. Uh, he's still
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very scary. I'm just f YI, like he's still very scary dude,
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even when he even when he gives you the acknowledgment head nod. Yeah.
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One was like he was in I parked to go to the CVS and he
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was in his car. That was the third time and I just kind of
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looked over and still got the bro nod, like he knew who I were,
27:29
Like why are we at the same CVS all the time? Like who
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are you? Yeah? I wasn't pictures are asking for autographs. But then
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he came in with his son to do some late night grocery shopping. At
27:41
the scene, I think the main thing you got to watch out for is
27:44
the direction of the head tilt, like when you get the what's up,
27:45
like the when the head goes up, that's friendly, but if it goes
27:49
down, yeah, that's it's it's about to be a bad day for you.
27:53
Yeah. Uh. And he walked in and it was still like you
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can tell everybody and it's a very nice neighbor in Sherman Oaks and you know,
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and he just kind of walked in and everybody's like, please leave that
28:03
man alone, Like and just kind of went on their way and did other
28:07
stuff, like nobody tried to get an autograph. No, we're trying to
28:10
take a picture. Nothing. Why is everybody afraid? Haven't they seen him
28:11
in RV? Yeah? But you know when you when you have to,
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when you write a lyric of today, I didn't have to use my AK.
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You stay away from that guy. He wrote that from the heart.
28:23
He also wrote that in the nineties. I don't think he's had to use
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his AK since the late eighties, I don't. I don't think they go
28:29
out of style, Like I don't know how No, No, I watched
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the news. Aks are still very much in style. Yeah, I don't
28:37
know how well weapons work, but I'm thinking he still got his. It's
28:41
like he's a bike. Yeah. It really is a magical moment when a
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father teaches his son how to use his first ak as he sends him down
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the street, a little tear down, don't get caught in across fire.
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And then on is it Sunday? It is Sunday and our very own Ras
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Sharma, his birthday is on Sunday. Yeah, forty eight years old.
29:26
Oh my god, you're so old. You're a pup. My thirty year.
29:30
My thirty year high school reunion was two weeks ago. Was it really,
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Oh, we need to talk about that. No, I didn't go.
29:37
I didn't Mine's Mine's coming up. Mine's coming I'm going to write that
29:40
down for the next for the next Treehouse podcast episode. Yeah, I didn't
29:44
go to mine. I was like, and neither did the rest of my
29:45
class. So it's good to know. So what you're saying is you're going
29:52
to have more people at your birthday party than went to your high school reunion.
29:56
There's more people that have Actually, there's three times more people have tickets
30:00
to my show Sunday then actually went to my high school reunion. That is
30:03
a hell of a mic drop that you could have used at the reunion.
30:11
You're in the tree House. Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot com. Let's
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get Daniel Cook from COOKDFW Roofing and Restoration into the tree House now for some
30:27
very helpful advice on your roof eight three to three Cook DFW the website,
30:33
cookdfw dot com. I'm inspired by National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and I love the
30:38
scene when Clark is on the house and he's stapling the lights to it and
30:42
everything. And to be honest with you, that's what I did on my
30:45
house in Carlton. When it came time to put on the lights, I
30:48
was on the roof stapling away doing my best Clark Griswold, is that the
30:53
right method or should I have not been doing that? Dan? I mean,
30:59
I think it depends on how you want your house to be after the
31:03
lights come off. So I mean, imagine if you put ten thousand little
31:07
holes into your roof, you might have some water problems later down the road.
31:11
So we would highly recommend not using staples on the roof. So but
31:18
personally, though, this is a big deal. We see this every year
31:21
and it's always after the holiday season, right, so we always get these
31:23
calls. I've got some leaks coming around my side of my home or around
31:26
the edges of my walls something like that, because people have done their perimeter
31:32
lights around their eaves and their and their rakes and everything, and they've sometimes
31:36
stapled or even I've seen them nailed, you know, holders in place,
31:41
brackets, all kinds of stuff, and it's like you understand, when you
31:47
take that out, you're leaving a hole or penetration is what it's called in
31:51
the decking and into the shingle, and so water can get into those and
31:55
will cause problem. Be very mindful how you're going to be installing those items.
31:59
I guess makes sense. I should have known better than to turn my
32:01
roof into Swiss cheese. And also, you know you want to make sure
32:05
that the house is plenty supported for when Santa and the reindeer land on it.
32:09
You don't want Santa crashing into the living room from the roof. So
32:13
give our guys at COOKDFL Roofing and Restoration to call in case you've been stapling
32:16
for years. Let them come out and see how badly you have damaged it,
32:21
and then they can help you fix it from there. Eight three three
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cook DFW or cookdfw dot com us its online that treehouse on air dot com.
32:30
Let's get Jaqueline from Brooks Plumbing into the tree house now the phone number
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two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. If you find yourself
32:37
in the situation like I'm in right now, where I'm under contract to sell
32:40
my home in Dallas, you want someone on your side who will absolutely scare
32:45
the Bejesus out of the other side's real estate agent. And that's kind of
32:50
what you've done, Jaqueline. Good job. Yeah, they came to you
32:52
and they said, hey, there's a sewer leak, and I said,
32:54
I would love to know how they know that. The only way to really
32:58
really know in this case would be to get in the crawl space, lay
33:00
on your back, and have somebody upstairs on ground level running all the fixtures
33:05
invert visually identifying a leak. But I just had Oliver at your house.
33:09
We know it wasn't leaking, and I'm one hundred percent all about calling the
33:14
bluff. We'd love to know where your party is identifying the leaks at.
33:16
Even more, we'd like pictures, and I'd like to know their license number,
33:20
because I one hundred percent think that it's just like a handyman or a
33:23
general contractor throwing things out there to drive the price down. Again, that's
33:28
that's their problem, not yours. If they don't like the price, they
33:30
shouldn't have made an offer at the price that they were willing to go to.
33:34
They're looking to pigeonhole you into bringing the price tag down, And as
33:37
far as plumbing goes, we're not going to allow that to happen. And
33:39
as my understanding goes, Daniel Cook is not going to allow that to happen
33:43
on your roof either. You want good people on your side when it comes
33:45
to a real estate transaction, whether you're the buyer or the seller, So
33:50
you contact Brooks Plumbing and you will have the best taking care of you.
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Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. All right, got that done? Quick mention?
34:59
Uh. The The Treehouse Halloween Special twenty twenty three is currently in production.
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I am circling with a pencil on the calendar Wednesday, October twenty fifth
35:13
for its release. Nice okay will depend on whether or not it actually comes
35:16
out on Wednesday, October twenty fifth, is whether or not I can get
35:20
it all produced between now and then. In that time, we will also
35:27
be introducing a new tier on our Patreon which you can go to Patreon dot
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com p A t R e o N dot com slash Treehouse on Air.
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You can join that for five bucks. We're also gonna introduce another tier,
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maybe another one as well, that will include some bonus behind the scenes content
35:44
here in the Treehouse that you can snag, which will include the table read
35:50
of our tree House Podcast Halloween Special twenty twenty three, which you will want
35:53
to see because it'll be an audio only production as far as the final product,
35:59
but the behind the scene stuff will have video of all of us recording
36:00
it, which I'm sure will be interesting out there. So that all being
36:07
said, we need to find out what's happening around the world, all right.
36:15
Today is October twentieth, twenty twenty three. It is again Friday,
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So glad you made it. Have you guys heard about the brunch tax that's
36:27
happening in the Bay Area. No, it's not really a tax for everybody.
36:31
It's more than for a specific group. Bay Area restaurants have instituted a
36:37
penalty for brunch vomitters. Yes, you could just say white claw drinkers,
36:45
but whatever you want to call it. How many white claws does it take
36:51
before you vomit? Thirty three thirty three. Since the pandemic, area diners
37:00
are finding or a Bay Area restaurants are finding that diners, often ones in
37:04
their early to mid twenties, are drinking too much and vomiting in the bathrooms
37:07
or even right on their tables. Yes they classy San Francisco. Uh huh,
37:15
oh man. The burden on servers and staff to clean up after these
37:19
public pukers is reaching a fever pitch, making it necessary for restaurants to take
37:22
precautions and implement fees. The cleaning fee will be fifty dollars if you throw
37:30
up at the restaurant after drinking too many mimosas. Hell, yes, that's
37:37
a fascinating take because what it does, though, is it it alleviates the
37:43
restaurant for the problem if someone threw up, then you overserved them, yes,
37:47
uh yes, and then but also I just like the idea of people
37:52
going bankrupt on bottomless mimosas like that, just for some reason, that just
37:57
makes my heart happy when I see that picture come out, and it's just
38:01
it's just every every Karen in the world is just sitting there, uh,
38:07
just frothing at the mouth. And you know what, Yeah, I'm right
38:10
there with them. Oh no, I love brunch. Oh god, you
38:16
would like that. Brunch is fantastic, is it? It's yeah, it's
38:25
yummy food. You got yummy drinks. I get to get like Tara and
38:30
I will split a carafe and also a bloody mary to start, maybe a
38:34
cinnamon bun. It's just you just woke up late for breakfast, is all
38:37
you did. Buddy. You just guys gave it a name, like instead
38:40
of just being like, hey, we're late, can we still have eggs,
38:45
Like, let's call it brunch. It's just it's the everybody at brunch
38:49
is awful. I've never I've never met a good group of people like maybe
38:52
you and maybe amazing. It's terrible. And the people that go, the
38:59
people that make plans for brunch are awful. People like That's that's when they're
39:04
like, we're just gonna We're gonna meet Saturday for brunch. I'm like,
39:06
you can you can't look look like it's not it's not wise to just wing
39:10
it at brunch. Like Trey works in Dallas at the Standard Poor. You
39:14
need to call make a reservation, so you have to make plans for That's
39:16
how good it is. How much? How much do you like the brunch
39:20
folks, Trey? I like the brush folk. Fine, they're not on
39:24
the table. Well yeah that and you know, the only brush people that
39:28
really irritate me are ones that will come in and then they'll sit at the
39:30
table for four hours and they'll drinking after two. No, that's not if
39:43
I'm sitting I'm a good brunch customer. Okay, Well I like you because
39:52
you don't remember brunch. That's that's a different kind of brunch. Ra every
39:58
time I go to brunch, it's the first time. That is how you
40:09
know that you bruned properly. You sit down and think this seems familiar,
40:15
but I just can't quite put my finger on it. Fifty first brunches,
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thanks for hanging out with us in the Treehouse on a Friday. Have a
40:30
wonderful, wonderful weekend. Don't forget. On Monday will be the tree House
40:35
Plus episode that you can get also by going to patreon dot com slash Treehouse
40:39
on air and signing up there, And the regular tree House Podcast episode number
40:45
fifty eight will also drop on Monday. Raj say give that give that cow
40:51
a big hug for us. We'll do Grandpa's here. We'll see you next
40:57
time in the treehouse or maybe a branch.