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DONKEY: Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Himself · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Paul Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me
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  Speaker 1: off guard. Damn Charlomagne, who got the donkey of the
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  Speaker 1: day today?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Jess Hilarian's Donkey Today for Wednesday, September sixth goes to
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  Speaker 1: a Nebraska man who has not been named.
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  Speaker 2: But just when we thought Terrence Bud.
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  Speaker 1: Crawford was the Illis Negro in Neebasker, Nebraska, here comes
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  Speaker 1: this human.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why his name hasn't been released, because
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  Speaker 1: this story is nuts and there's a perfect example of
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  Speaker 1: how you can learn a lot from a dummy night. Ever,
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  Speaker 1: so often I have to get on this radio and
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  Speaker 1: tell y'all don't drink and drive.
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  Speaker 2: Why I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I thought this was a universal law we y'all knew
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  Speaker 1: and accepted and respected. Okay, with all of these rides
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  Speaker 1: share applications out here, I thought folks understood the game
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  Speaker 1: by now, But clearly they don't, because this man is
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  Speaker 1: a suspected drunk driver.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 1: Someone called nine one one to report a driver who
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  Speaker 1: they thought was driving on the wrong side of the highway,
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  Speaker 1: and when authorities arrived, they were shocked to see who
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  Speaker 1: the caller actually was.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to ABC seven for the report.
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  Speaker 3: Police, I'm on highlight seventy seven North and there somebody that.
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  Speaker 2: Is on the long side of the road.
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  Speaker 4: Now eleven seems like a normal call to dispatchers, But
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  Speaker 4: tonight we're learning a suspected drunk driver in Nebraska was
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  Speaker 4: actually reporting himself. The man called nine to one one
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  Speaker 4: back in March to report a wrong way driver, but
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  Speaker 4: depities found him.
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  Speaker 2: He confessed the one that called.
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  Speaker 1: In, yep, you were yeah, because I thought somebody is
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  Speaker 1: on their own side bo and it turned out it
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  Speaker 1: was you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yep, he say.
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  Speaker 4: The man had a blood alcohol content of over twice
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  Speaker 4: the legal limit. They arrested him. They're releasing this now
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  Speaker 4: as a reminder to not drive drunk this holiday weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Look at God, damn it. Yeah, God. I believe in God, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: I believe in a higher power always, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: think anything is a ful incidence. This man was drunk
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  Speaker 1: driving and called nine to one one on himself. They say,
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  Speaker 1: God looks out for babies and fools. Well, this man
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  Speaker 1: ain't no baby, but he damned show is a fool.
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  Speaker 1: And the fact that something came over this man's hear
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  Speaker 1: it and said, let me call the police on a
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  Speaker 1: drunk driver. This man literally called and said there was
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  Speaker 1: someone driving on the wrong side of the road and that.
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  Speaker 2: Person was him.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you God be looking out for us even
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  Speaker 1: when we don't deserve it. Okay, not only did this
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  Speaker 1: man die, nobody else died either, because God, enter bean,
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  Speaker 1: give me some of my Regina bell.
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  Speaker 2: Put that Regina bell on. Oh come on now, my God,
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  Speaker 2: God is good. Y'all better sing along you Heathen? Hey, hey, God,
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  Speaker 2: come neither do I clearly good? God is good? Come on, Regina,
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  Speaker 2: come on now, come on now God, my God, God
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  Speaker 2: is good. Turn me down a little bit, man, turn
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  Speaker 2: me down a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: See God in evenge. God brought this man out of darkness.
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  Speaker 3: God saved this man soul. God guided his every footstep.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear what I said? God guided his every step,
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  Speaker 3: save this man, Soul bought him out of darkness.
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  Speaker 1: Because God is good. That's word the Regina bell. Now
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  Speaker 1: do we call this snitching our self evaluation?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? I call it self evaluation because when cops pulled
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  Speaker 2: him over, they asked him, do you know why I
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  Speaker 2: stopped you? The man admitted he was on the wrong
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  Speaker 2: side of the road.
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  Speaker 1: Then, when cops asked if he was on the wrong
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  Speaker 1: side of the road, he replied he must have missed
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  Speaker 1: an exit, and he confirmed he was the same person
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  Speaker 1: who had previously called nine one one. Oh, my God,
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  Speaker 1: I know that. God, My God, God is good. God
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  Speaker 1: put food on this man's table. The table may have
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  Speaker 1: been in jail, but his food and the table nonetheless.
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  Speaker 1: Can you imagine the argument this man was having with himself.
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  Speaker 1: This man probably cursed himself out and threatened to call
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  Speaker 1: the police on himself, and then he probably told himself,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna call the cops on me.
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  Speaker 2: You an't got the heart.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing, you know, nine one one, what's your emergency?
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  Speaker 1: Look at God? Do y'all not see how God moved
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  Speaker 1: in this situation. God put food on this man's table
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  Speaker 1: and put shoes on his feet. The shoes were jail slides,
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  Speaker 1: but they were shoes nonetheless, And he put the jail
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  Speaker 1: slides on this human so he could guide his every footstep.
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  Speaker 1: God made away for this man to end up safe
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  Speaker 1: and sound. I said, God made a way for this
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  Speaker 1: man to end up safe and sound, and for other
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  Speaker 1: people on the road to make it home safe and
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  Speaker 1: sound too. Now, this man's alcohol level was twice the
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  Speaker 1: legal limit. So what we need now is for God
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  Speaker 1: to healers every sickness. Okay, we need God to heal
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  Speaker 1: this man's every sickness because God already made a way
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  Speaker 1: out of no way.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: God already brought him out of the darkness of being drunk.
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  Speaker 1: God already saved this man and a lot of other
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  Speaker 1: people souls. God got it his every footstep and his
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  Speaker 1: fingers too, and kept him from killing himself and killing
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  Speaker 1: other people. God is good, okay, but what you did.
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  Speaker 2: Sir, is not.
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  Speaker 1: Please let me Ma give this unnamed man from Nebraska
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  Speaker 1: the biggest he.
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  Speaker 2: Haw he haw he ha. You stupid mother? Are you dumb?
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  Speaker 2: All right? That's why I smuggle heat. Don't be afraid
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  Speaker 2: of put that, Regina, belback on one more time. God,
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  Speaker 2: my God, thank you for that. Donkey to day is good.
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  Speaker 1: Now when you smoke weed, just put out there that
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  Speaker 1: you don't drive when you smoke weed, never are you responsible?
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  Speaker 2: There you go, Thank you. I just wanted to make
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  Speaker 2: sure that was clear. Be eaty. We'll see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you keep saying, come on, we'll see you tomorrow.
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  Speaker 2: You'd be safe out there. You stay praying and be eaty.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see you in the morning. Brought me out darkness.
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  Speaker 1: God is good all right now, everybody, please, were passing
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  Speaker 1: the collection, played around, just putting a little something in
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  Speaker 1: that collection, play a little soul, look something that collection.
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  Speaker 2: But you ain't gonna I thought he was handing it
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  Speaker 2: to me. I'm trying to go to the collection. Some
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  Speaker 2: of the collections. You got some collection good?
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I keep a little fun I'll keep change for the
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  Speaker 2: collective collection plate. I keep a little change in my
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  Speaker 2: Crown Royal. Got twelve dollars in there. It's about twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: And don't play with me. Quarters Nichols down what you need?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want a little soda or something? That ain't
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  Speaker 2: enough for me to go to the blackjack tournament? That definitely,
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  Speaker 2: that's exactly why I ain't going. I look at the bag.
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  Speaker 1: Donkey today is brought to you by the law office
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  Speaker 1: of Michael Slamminsoft. Don't be a donkey. Dot pound two
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  Speaker 1: fifty on your cell and say the bull. If you've
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  Speaker 1: been hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five oh
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  Speaker 1: from your cell and say the bull.
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  Speaker 2: Wake that ass up in the morning. Breakfast club