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Things That Must Go From March 18th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Thanks thinks that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: These are things that bug you. You just can't stand
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  Speaker 2: it anymore. You have to get rid of them there
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  Speaker 2: in your life. And you said, please, oh, oh please please,
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  Speaker 2: these things must go from my life.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you. If you send them to us and
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  Speaker 2: we read your musco on the radio. Sometimes this I
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  Speaker 2: guarantee it'll make you feel better, kind of get it
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  Speaker 2: off your chest. But sometimes sometimes these things actually disappear
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  Speaker 2: from your life once they are read by us. So
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  Speaker 2: send your muscos to Radio from Hell at x ninety
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  Speaker 2: six dot com. Put musco in the subject line, uh, Gina.
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  Speaker 1: Oh one of mine. First, the marketing for Project Hail
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  Speaker 1: Mary must Go. I'm super excited about this movie and
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  Speaker 1: it's getting great terrific reviews, reviews, terrific review use of
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  Speaker 1: Sean Sean means all reviewed. I'm sure tomorrow. But one
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  Speaker 1: of the best things about that book is something that's
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  Speaker 1: prominently shown in the in the marketing, and that's Rocky
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  Speaker 1: the Alien. And I'm not giving anything away by telling
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  Speaker 1: you that, because it's everyone and that's my thing that
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  Speaker 1: must go because in reading the book, let me give
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  Speaker 1: you an example. So in the Martian which is a
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  Speaker 1: book by the same author. It's it's pretty just straight
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  Speaker 1: ahead science. There's no aliens, there's no it's just people
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  Speaker 1: on Mars. And so so when I read Project Hail Mary,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sure people who read it will agree with me,
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  Speaker 1: when the alien appears in it, you are not expecting
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  Speaker 1: it at all. It's like, oh, there's an alien in
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  Speaker 1: this and that was wonderful. And I'm mad that they
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  Speaker 1: just have given that away before people have seen the movie.
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  Speaker 1: So I think they should have held that back.
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  Speaker 3: The filmmaker said that they want the public to know
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  Speaker 3: that this is a movie about friendship. It's dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't know, sort of makes sense, so it
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  Speaker 2: should be a surprise.
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  Speaker 3: You'll see, we'll see. Let's see.
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  Speaker 1: People who complain about people who drive trucks must go.
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  Speaker 1: Not everyone can afford to have a truck for work
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  Speaker 1: in a separate little commuter car just to make everyone
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  Speaker 1: else happy. Some people need a truck to pull trailers,
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  Speaker 1: carry equipment, actually do things, and believe it or not,
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  Speaker 1: some people enjoy a lifestyle that involves more than just
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  Speaker 1: sitting at home and watching TV. So next time someone
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  Speaker 1: writes in a thing that must go about the inconveniences
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  Speaker 1: of driving a truck. Maybe try to understand where those
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  Speaker 1: truck owners are coming from. Okay, let's see something that
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  Speaker 1: must go. Hot Head bosses must go. You know the
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  Speaker 1: type someone who makes small mistake and then they explode
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  Speaker 1: like it's the end.
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  Speaker 3: Of the world.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What they don't realize is when they go off on
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  Speaker 1: someone at work, they're not humiliating the employee, They're humiliating themselves.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone watching just thinks, Wow, that person can't handle their emotions.
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  Speaker 1: Respect goes a lot farther than a tantrum.
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  Speaker 3: Which is why I do it in private.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, har reach everybody in private.
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  Speaker 1: In the shower in the morning, right exactly, that's what Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this one. Good morning lords. My thing that must go
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  Speaker 1: is summer. What if we didn't get a winter, It's
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  Speaker 1: only fair that we don't get a summer either, especially
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  Speaker 1: with all the heat waves coming. We don't need summer.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how, but if you can make summer,
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  Speaker 1: take a vacation this year. Thank you for letting me listen.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go next. I got one on my own. Here's
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  Speaker 2: what must go. People not knowing that there is a
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  Speaker 2: sublime alternative to bology. It's called moretadella. Oh yeah, don't
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  Speaker 2: if you eat baloney, ever, don't find yourself some mortadella.
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  Speaker 2: And that's what boloney really should. Blooney's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: a cheap knockoff of mortadella. So that must go. People
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  Speaker 2: who don't know about that.
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  Speaker 3: Up your Blooney game.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right. This one says, hey, up your Boloney game.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I heard in my head.
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  Speaker 2: This one says hello from Sleepless in Sandy. My thing
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  Speaker 2: that must go is the absolute stupidity of drivers. I
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  Speaker 2: could list many examples, but I will give you one
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  Speaker 2: of my favorites. When you are one of the only
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  Speaker 2: cars coming down the road and the person driving that
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  Speaker 2: same road can't possibly wait two seconds for you to pass. Instead,
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  Speaker 2: they turn right in front of you and then they
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  Speaker 2: slow down. Yeah, drivers with no common sense must go.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for the honor of listening. I love you all.
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  Speaker 2: Oatmeal mush Do we really need that? Musco? That musco? Oh? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: the mush part we don't need to say. Oh, I
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  Speaker 2: kind of agree, Yeah, we don't need to say oatmeal mush.
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  Speaker 3: The word mush is unnecessary.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I had another one. I have another one on
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  Speaker 2: my own. I heard it this morning on a news
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  Speaker 2: authority station. They kept saying that TSA agents were calling
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  Speaker 2: out sick. No, they they are calling in yeah sick,
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  Speaker 2: not calling out sick. This one says, my name is Eric,
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  Speaker 2: I'm from Spanish Fork and I feel free to use
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  Speaker 2: my name. Oh okay, I did the billboards that say heck
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  Speaker 2: on them. I haven't seen these, but I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Blah blah blah heaven or blah blah blah, heck say hell,
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  Speaker 2: don't say heaven or heck. This is what he's getting at.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for us sticking to radio from Hell. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: they wanted us to change it to radio from heck,
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  Speaker 2: but we stood firm. Oh I can't make I can't
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  Speaker 2: make a sound with my mouth. But but it's okay
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  Speaker 2: if I make a Z sound. Why are we making
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  Speaker 2: up fake words to use in place of square words?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, So there you go, all right, and
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  Speaker 2: the Utah State Legislature must go all right, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Let's see the word mush mush go it mush
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  Speaker 3: go it mush go things that mush go. Let's see. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: this one. None of these say that I can say
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  Speaker 3: their names on him, So I'm not going to the
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  Speaker 3: first one. People on cell phones when walking their dog,
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  Speaker 3: when walking with their children, and even when crossing the
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  Speaker 3: street with their children behind them, when dining with other people.
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  Speaker 3: So people on cell phones. Why have people become so
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  Speaker 3: rude and inattentive to their surroundings. Why aren't they having
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  Speaker 3: a conversation with the person right in front of them.
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  Speaker 3: It's mind boggling. I've been on two dates where the
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  Speaker 3: guy immediately took out his phone, so I stood up
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  Speaker 3: and left. They both said, in effect, you have to
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  Speaker 3: understand this is business. And the one that bothers me
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  Speaker 3: the most is when you're on the phone in the
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  Speaker 3: line up to the cash register and you don't get
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  Speaker 3: off of it.
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  Speaker 1: Some places have signs that say please finish your call
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  Speaker 1: before you.
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  Speaker 3: And those signs are promptly ignored. Yeah, let's see, here's
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  Speaker 3: the next one. Oh, you can use my name. Sticks
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  Speaker 3: from Layton, formerly Maryland. Things that must go People on
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  Speaker 3: the freeway or just in the middle of the urban
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  Speaker 3: area not turning off their high beams if you can't see,
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  Speaker 3: maybe you should invest in some better headlights or some
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  Speaker 3: glasses not impairing my ability to see when I can
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  Speaker 3: turn to get my Western burger from Carls Junior, so
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  Speaker 3: that I'll feel guilty for later. Also people trying packaged
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  Speaker 3: food design for a long time, for people trying packaged
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  Speaker 3: food design for long term storage and emergencies and saying
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  Speaker 3: it tastes weird, Well, what do you expect. I'm not
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  Speaker 3: a five it's not a five star meal. It's supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be keeping you from starvation in the event that
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  Speaker 3: you need it. Keep it that way, all right. And
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  Speaker 3: finally this people who do snot rockets, well, okay, especially
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  Speaker 3: in the shower. And if I know you did it
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  Speaker 3: in the shower, that means you didn't clean it. I
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  Speaker 3: would just say to this person, what are you doing
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  Speaker 3: in my shower?
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  Speaker 1: Thinks that must go on the radio.