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The Incident: Cyberpunk 2077 Gameplay Reveal & Hereditary Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  I saw the most amazing thing driving to work the other day something I not seen
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  in probably 15 years okay and it's
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  confused me welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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  Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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  Things
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  nerdy you rode past a Time zone or intensity it's a bit like that
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  remember when you used to when you were driving along and you people had
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  cassette tapes in their car yes and they used to just throw it out when it broke
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  and you'd see like the ribbon over the road I saw that what you saw a gutted
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  cassette tape on the road I saw a gut on the road also and I'm who just was like
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  ah tape stopped working [ __ ] right out the window no no but he's right back in
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  the' 80s he used to see tape sometimes you would see them if you were driving
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  behind the bus I used to catch the school that's for sure cuz we used to
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  release them into the wild from the windows of the bus but so baby it was
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  just yours all seeing everywhere but I'm trying to work out who still has a
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  cassette tape in their car well maybe they didn't maybe they opened their
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  glove box and were like what's this cassette tape doing in there I don't I
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  don't know how to play this did you happen to see like a Holden Tano or
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  something around as well did you happen to see a young mad ham out the window of
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  a bus yeah bus pretty sure you can't even open the windows on buses these
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  days no cuz people keep people used to let the tape out of cassette tapes out
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  the window look either we've got to make cassette tapes obsolete or we got to fix
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  the windows or both two separate departments were like I'm on this you
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  have to smash the windows now with that little Hammer yeah I've always wanted do
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  that I've always wanted do that you look at it you go I could just pick it up I
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  want to see how good it such a little Hammer I once tried to remove one
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  from the little cradle that it sits in and an alarm went off and the bus driver
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  pulled over and I I said sorry I won't do that again had you been drinking no
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  no this is when I was younger this is like when they first brought out the
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  buses that didn't have [ __ ] windows I could throw my tapes out of you like I
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  got to throw this tape out at any cost sorry may I was just I just wanted to
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  get rid of this tape and uh but you know I'll I notice there's no tape bins on
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  this bus mate so either you open the window or I'll open one for you
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  so that was just my story from the week I like to think it was uh best of
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  Queen the tape I was letting out I had in my head it would have been Abba I did
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  have the Queen's Greatest Hits but then who didn't yeah who didn't well in good
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  Omens uh any cassette tape that's left in a car for too long inevitably turns
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  into the best of Queen that's right well I still remember the first
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  cassette that I actually purchased myself what was that
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  [Laughter]
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  albums on Spotify not that anyone has ever [ __ ] done this except me but the
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  only ones that are on there are like the songs that you would assume are in the
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  public domain like Christmas carols and and yeah none of the licensed stuff I
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  had the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas album so I can probably get my
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  Nostalgia fixed but I know what you mean about you probably being the only person
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  to ever search for that because yeah I've I've been looking for something
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  recently that I'm pretty sure no one in the world even remembers let alone once
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  when I was a kid theyed used to be a song on an ad for Australia Post the
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  post office uh and the name of the song was the post he keeps you posted and I
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  like that song so much that my my grandparents bought it for Me on vinyl
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  uh which sounds very hipster but this was this was in a time where vinyl was a
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  thing bought me the bought me like the 7in single right and I used to play it
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  as I went to sleep I've searched high and low for that and I can't find not
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  only can I not find a copy of that vinyl album not only can I not find that song
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  anywhere I can't find any mention of it in any context it's like it's just
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  disappeared from the world other than my memory I had or I guess my my parents
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  had and I've just remembered this and now I need to to check with my mom and
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  see if they still have this the [ __ ] Star Wars disco vinyl oh which really
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  might be worth which might be worth money look if it's not worth money it's
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  cly worth getting out anyway and putting on the so I'm going to I'm going to ask
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  it's worth money I'm prepared to give money for saying mom Luke's coming for a
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  visit yep make him a cup of te yeah and then
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  haggle haggle over the price with him yeah yep all right I I'll ask actually
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  because yeah we had a we had a pile of Records in the house and that was
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  definitely amongst them my dad's got this great record collection of like
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  1970s era Proto heavy metal and uh oh wow I want it so badly and he won't he
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  won't give it to me and I have a vinyl player and he doesn't and he still
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  refuses to let me even just have it at my house maybe you maybe if you'd become
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  a doctor or a dentist D you could that's right yeah oh wait no what did he want
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  you to be he wanted me to be a professor of linguistics
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  that's very specific so yeah that's right
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  [Laughter] well that's great in hindsight it actually would have been fairly easy for
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  me to please my father because he was very very specific in what in what the
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  stuff that he wanted me to do well in local news here uh there was an incident this week
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  uh right up the road from my house that I thought might interest you and the
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  listeners I'm interested by anything that has to be described as an incident
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  you know yeah well this is definitely an incident uh there's a put the article in
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  the in the show notes look I saw the article there but Matt because this was
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  a local to you I I didn't want to read what some uh some journalist had to say
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  about it I want your unique insight into
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  it all right so um there was a there's a 13-year-old boy lives somewhere around
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  here 13-year-old autistic child that lives clearly lives somewhere near me
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  who uh who I guess very vague there Matt know I guess he lives somewhere near me
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  I mean I don't know where all the 13-year-old boys live why would no cuz
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  it's the the fire station just up the road for me um he he I guess was
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  visiting the fire station uh cuz he loves firemen right he's obsessed with
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  fan uh that's I guess that's his you know like his autistic he's that's his
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  thing he just [ __ ] loves fan can't call him on it that's his thing that's
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  his thing so he's at the fire station uh for a visit and then and then they say
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  all right mate time to go and he freaks out cuz he doesn't want to leave runs
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  over climbs in an ambulance locks the doors starts the ambulance because they
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  leave the keys in them for emergencies and [ __ ] takes off in it across like
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  just out across the the highway uh and in and just into the woods taking out a
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  guy in a bike as he goes what oh oh God and it crashed a $300,000 ambulance uh
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  into the woods and you can watch the video of it on uh I just watched it then
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  yep that's amazing so L can you give me a little little play byplay of the video
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  all right it's just an ambulance driving straight across the highway and a
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  motorcycle just plowing into it and this the ambulance just drives off into the
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  woods never to be seen again well they did find it but but the the guy on the bike said
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  that he assumed being that it was an ambulance that the driver knew what they
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  were doing and so he just was kind of like like oh I I don't need to slam the
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  brakes on it's probably an emergency yeah yeah they're used to this
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  that's right no it just PL into him imagine the irony of being injured by an
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  ambulance yeah and if you watch that footage Again Luke you'll see that
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  actually uh one of the firefighters leapt onto the ambulance to stop well to
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  try and stop it and you can see him jump like into the road to to like he jumps
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  off the ambulance to to try and get away like just as the bike's about to
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  hit you can see a man jump off the ambulance see this is why it's actually
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  ille to leave keys in the car well apparently that's standard policy here
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  and then the article says that they're actually going to review it
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  because the idea is a stupid policy in case a 1-year-old autistic child tries
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  to steal your ambulance I actually spoke to someone the other day cuz I saw a
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  lplat sitting on parked on the side of the road with the car running and I saw
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  the passenger get out and run across the road to the shops so I've actually gone
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  I've knocked on the window and gone police walk cuz the police station is
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  like a block up of going police walk down here to get lunch you might want to
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  turn the car off because yeah you're you can get in trouble for what you're doing and they
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  had no idea Luke's become one of those old men who goes around and corrects
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  young people by pointing out that the things they're doing are against the law
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  and then he smashed one of the lights and said by the way your blink is out
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  yeah step out of the car son I was just Tred to help because police do walk up
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  and down there and I didn't want them to get into trouble Luke doesn't want the
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  Poli getting any more money than they already do well Luke doesn't want the
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  police involved in anything he does because you know they come over for a
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  routine check of something they start looking too much into things and then
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  they might find things that Luke doesn't want them to find yeah I don't want
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  anyone coming to my house to see the sex toys I've purchased for this show yeah
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  yeah the cops are like everything seems to be wait a minute what is that what is
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  that green vagina yeah on a stick that would just be camora
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  what out magic eightball butt plug why why is there a framed photograph of Matt
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  ham licking it what's sticking out of it that's my penis
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  officer hey what's this review of a game that's banned
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  here that's been ER Ras it doesn't exist it doesn't exist don't know what you're
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  talking about speaking of band this is a
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  very loose segue go on band on hold you know you see where I'm going with this
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  yeah yeah yeah we got some followup sure do and and and as usual the
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  Guardians of the Galaxy part three followup is given to us straight by Dave
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  Batista who is the only person who cares about the fans enough to just keep us
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  constantly updated a of what the studio is doing and a
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  [ __ ] no he doesn't it's like he want I was a wrestler and now I'm a movie star
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  and I don't give a [ __ ] yeah he's one of those people he's independently wealthy
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  now so he does he doesn't need to do movies so he's like [ __ ] you yeah he
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  just does them cuz they're hell of fun and he only does ones that he thinks
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  he's going to have a lot of fun doing like Guardians 3 which is now not going
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  to have any fun like Arnold schwarzen I was going to say and then I just
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  remembered I learned something I'm been reading um Arnold schwarzen niger's bio
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  autobiography uh and uh and we'll come back to the Guardians 3 news in a minute
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  but I just wanted to tell this little anecdote when he was a child in in in in
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  um Austria he and his brother there was a book that they had in the house that
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  they used to pretend was a Bible they used to pretend that they were like
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  priests giving a service and so they there was this book and it was because
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  it was the biggest and most interesting book in the house and it was full of all
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  these pictures of all this really cool [ __ ] like buildings and statues and and
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  trains and train stations and there was a sounds like the Bible of me Matt go on
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  right oh well interesting that you should say that Dan uh one day the book went missing
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  and then he asked his mom about it and then she said oh we had to we had to get
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  rid of it and he was like what the [ __ ] uh turns out and it had blank pages with
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  numbers right which it was kind of like you know like one you could kind of pace
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  things in there mhm it was uh an achievements of the Third Reich um book
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  and you got stuff to put in there when
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  you gave money for the war bonds oh my
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  God and because his father fought for
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  the Nazis mhm wow yeah and when they
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  when they lost They confiscated a lot of stuff but obviously they missed that and
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  then at some point they had to get rid of it the mom was like should probably
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  not have this probably not have the children pretending that's a
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  Bible you get the counselors over and the kids like this is my Bible yeah
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  exactly so yeah that uh yeah I thought that was really interesting have you
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  seen the documentary uh pumping Iron the documentary about a young Schwarzenegger
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  I do want it's actually a very good film so before it's before he was a movie
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  star in any way and he was just a bodybuilder they made a documentary
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  about him um and he's just arrogant little [ __ ] but there's this really
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  disturbing bit right at the start where he's talking directly to the camera and
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  he's saying that come remember what he says that working out or just winning
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  bodybuilding competitions or something to do with that um to him Feels Like
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  Coming and yes and he's like so he's just looking at the camera and he's like
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  so I'm I'm lucky I you know I feel I feel the feeling of coming when I'm
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  making love but I also feel the feeling coming when I'm just at the gym and it's
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  just for some reason it's just so weird and confronting and gross his book's
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  pretty interesting he he talks about how like when he was when he was growing up
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  he had all pictures of bodybuilders on his walls and his mom got worried about
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  him and called the yeah because she said to the priest oh all the other boys have
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  pictures of girls and he has his pictures of these men and then uh the
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  priest said no you know what don't worry about it he he's just you know he's just
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  focusing on what you know about on on on being very masculine that kind of thing
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  and then as he got a bit older he wants to invited a girl over to camp out in a
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  tent and his mom came into the tent and they were like getting it on and she got
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  really mad at him and he was like oh I can't win can
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  I anyway so this is an autobiography Yes actually and I've been
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  actually listening to it on Audible and it's partly read by him and partly read
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  by some some other guy cuz I guess he couldn't be bothered reading it all and
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  also I'm going to right now I love Anie but it is a
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  little draining listening to him read the book just because his accent it's a
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  little hard sometimes sure like I love I love listening to him talk but not I I
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  don't think I could Listen to A Whole 30 hour book of it so is it is it called
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  Total Recall yes my unbelievable life story yes okay
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  purchasing it now cool yeah I got I got uh interested because I I told you I
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  listened to him on uh I'm sure I talked about this listened to him on the Tim
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  Ferris show talking about how he um because he like Dave Batista from his
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  bodybuilding career was already and and from he bought real estate in in Santa
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  Monica we talked about this I'm sure yeah he he was already a
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  multi-millionaire before he made any movies and he he that's why was able to
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  just that makes sense actually because when you look at Arnold
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  Schwarzenegger it's like if you didn't already have enough money that you could
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  just put your life on hold and dedicate yourself to getting into movies you
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  definitely wouldn't have gotten into movies and they because they told him oh
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  you need to work on your English and and this and he was like
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  n yeah n this take it or leave it yeah all this is who I am anyway back to
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  Guardians and Dave Batista Dave Batista is the new Schwarz maker is that what
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  you're saying so so what's happened well nothing and and they've put the whole
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  thing continue to do nothing yeah yeah so is it officially on hold my
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  understanding is that they've basically sent everyone home for now like yeah oh
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  they've they like because they they were in pre-production and they've now they
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  are now no no longer in pre-production and it's questionable whether there even
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  will be a Guardians of the Galaxy volume 3 yeah well I mean it's hard to be in
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  preu you a script well they do have a script it's just
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  that they don't know if they want to use whether or not they're going to use it
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  exactly and wasn't but wasn't this one meant to be the one that sort of started
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  off the next phase of their Marvel Universe yes yeah yeah this is a whole this is a
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  [ __ ] show for them I'm to be sure so while we're on uh Marvel news do we have
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  a jingle for Marvel news we don't I don't
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  think what should it be though um Christ I can't think of anything clever look in
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  the meantime we can just play the Stanley jingle you know oh sure he's
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  Loosely related to everything Marvel yeah that's right Stan said well youngsters it's
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  plain to see you're taking advantage of the legend Stanley Mr
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  [Music] Stanley Loosely the [ __ ] am I talking
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  about he's directly related yeah but I don't think he's directly responsible
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  for Guardians of the Galaxy I think he might be I'm not sure I think he might
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  be for some of the characters anyway whatever he's responsible directly for camora but
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  that's it according to
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  Wikipedia yeah uh so um last week uh H
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  hosted the Disney 2019 lineup
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  presentation and I saw the photos sing
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  of and I am so jealous and well yeah and the cool stuff was in Parts where they
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  literally took your phone off you to get in um but thankfully I was
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  allowed in uh because I uh I know qu
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  quite well y so uh are you allowed to talk about on the list um I asked her
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  permission you didn't make fun of Alan horn last week so that's right yeah that
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  was the only reason you guys were on the list too initially and then was like
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  take those guys off the list yeah so uh I I asked her I am allowed to talk about
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  I'm just not allowed to get too specific umm but I have seen a couple of pretty
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  exciting things like an early Glimpse at
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  Captain Marvel oh really yeah oh huh
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  which uh looks pretty good I've seen you know I mean as asses go not quite as
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  good as Spider-Man No but uh but still pretty good
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  when is she making her
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  debut I don't know whether it's the choice of words or just the way you pronounce debut
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  but um I don't remember off the top of my head but it's first it's before it's
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  before any of the others I believe I think it's the very next one to come out
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  I believe that is correct yeah I think early this this year early next year
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  early next year yeah yeah I think so um and I saw a very very preliminary look
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  at uh Guardians 4 not Guardians 4 Avengers 4 I was going to say [ __ ]
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  HCK Guardians four mate I've I've seen two ahead they're just going to skip three
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  that's the that's the solution they're just going to skip over it Matt what
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  yeah what's what film did that thanks killing remember oh that's right yeah at
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  the end of thanks killing one they said thanks killing 2 is set in space and
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  they didn't have enough money to make that so they made a thanks killing three
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  the search for the Lost sequel yeah and it was but at the start of it it said
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  previously on thanks killing and it had like a little clip of like the fake so
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  good previous movie that's a great movie thanks killing is great and thanks
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  killing three is [ __ ] amazing I was very drunk when we watched that sure you
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  were maybe it's not amazing actually but I remembered laughing a lot at it yes
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  yeah I remember actually the next day almost being ashamed of how much I
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  laughed like being I don't think I've seen it you've never seen thanks killing
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  is that the one with the the the puppet turkey yes yeah yes yeah I haven't seen
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  it I need to though yeah it's it's hilarious yeah that's [ __ ] there's a
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  scene where the the turkey has murdered the girl's father and is wearing his
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  skin yeah and so and then and she's fooled
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  yeah it's hilarious it is very very good
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  so uh I don't know about Avengers 4 uh but I know they've all got guy with dust P new
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  outfits oh and I've seen them are you allowed to say that I've oh am I well
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  you the new outfits well there's always going to be new outfits describe what
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  they are yeah I'm not going to describe them all right anyone anyone going
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  crotchless in this one um no in fact if anything characters
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  that used to show off uh C pieces characters that used to show off
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  a little bit of their uh I'm trying to find a e tis aren't genitals right
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  so but uh even more is covered up than than previous put it that way are you
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  talking about Scarlet Witch or am iut I am talking about Scarlet Witch all right
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  cool yeah that was that was a thing yeah yeah oh it's a that's a
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  shame I mean it's a shame for you it's not a shame for women and feminism I
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  guess yeah so weigh it up
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  fair enough all of them versus just me fair enough I think I know who is
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  Right piing a side stand with
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  Matt no oh all right Jesus where are we going to go from here
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  I mean we've got some anti-semite news we've got some how about we just skip
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  the anti-semite okay anti-semite news will uh we push into the afterparty so
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  there's a little tease for all our patreon uh $10 a month and above patrons
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  who get to hear the Afterparty where we talk about things that Luke doesn't
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  allow us to talk on on the ma major show well now I'm actually thinking we
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  should probably start discussing this cuz now it sounds like you listened
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  after dark for Edy semi which is mat are we going to have a jingle for Edy
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  semi I think we already have one technically and I'm not going to play it
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  because I'm almost certainly going to be told off yes you will we have an old jingle
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  because yeah we used to yeah but you know no we shouldn't make fun of that
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  look we I mean we can it's not I I think this is just a stupid joke gone wrong
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  and but people are taking it very very seriously and so maybe there is more to
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  it you can't really make stupid jokes anymore but I feel that we're allowed to
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  make stupid jokes about this racist stupid joke surely so just briefly do
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  you want to do should we just briefly do it now we don't have to talk about a
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  whole lot yeah let's just teased it for the Afterparty you better have something
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  damn good in the Afterparty now that's fine we got stuff okay so apparently we
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  don't have to be offensive no that's true there is a there's a service called
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  map box it is a third it's a company that a lot of a lot of uh online
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  services like Snapchat and uh and some other stuff use uh they basically
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  provide maps to to all these Services uh world maps to Services where you can
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  geotag is that is that it yeah or like uh this there's like a a biking app you
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  know like if you're trying to bike your way through a city they it's basically
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  like a a service that just provides street maps and stuff to uh to to
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  different different apps and things just a conglomeration of
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  cartographers yes and and and part of mapbox uh pulls information from this
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  open street map thing that's like a free thing that anyone can contribute to and
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  people contribute like Wikipedia of almost well that sounds like a great
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  thing that nobody could possibly abuse yeah yeah well apparently at some point
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  actually you now that I read this sentence I'm thinking maybe this was a
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  little more horrible than uh than I originally thought somebody made more
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  than 80 uh anti-semitic edits to uh to various locations they caught most of
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  them but apparently one made it through and the other day users of Snapchat City
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  bike street easy and uh and even the New York Times
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  website uh displayed the city of New York as J tropolis for a brief period
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  the other day sorry Mt just to clarify
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  that's jut tropolis J tropolis yeah H that made it through
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  somehow so how yeah how does that make it through [ __ ] do I know apparently
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  they caught most of the other ones uh or they or they're not admitting to what
• 26:27
  else made it through cuz no one noticed but that was a pretty big one cuz you
• 26:30
  can see there's a lot a bunch of tweets of people well New York is quite a big
• 26:33
  city this one love of this this tweet I love that every day I get to work in the
• 26:37
  greatest city in the world the city of checks map jut
• 26:44
  tropolis the funny thing is I bet there's people living in Israel right
• 26:47
  now that went we should have caught Israel
• 26:54
  that oh man but yes the people obviously take this very seriously because you
• 27:00
  know leave them Al of course they did yeah I I I originally I thought this was
• 27:04
  just a stupid joke but apparently not apparently this person made uh a bunch
• 27:08
  of targeted edits well see that's I mean it could still be a stupid joke but well
• 27:13
  here's the thing if you're going to be like a dead set racist don't make don't
• 27:17
  make your racist jokes like borderline adorable you know what I mean just
• 27:23
  because it could have been worse doesn't make it good no one's saying it's good
• 27:27
  no one's saying it's good I want to know how long it was up
• 27:30
  there uh a couple of hours I
• 27:34
  think on Thursday wow I wonder I don't
• 27:38
  understand why how the whole process of you can change names and stuff like that
• 27:44
  just seems weird to me yeah well it's it's that would make a map really
• 27:47
  confusing if people can change the name of places I think it's like you know on
• 27:50
  Google you can add locations like we we added the multiple nerdgasm officers to
• 27:55
  Orbin when we were there but that's because no one had added that before had
• 27:59
  no one added New York City before apparently Big
• 28:05
  Island there's five burrows on and surrounding it I think because they um
• 28:11
  you know like they pull in the maps from the service and then it's kind of CED
• 28:14
  locally and then they would have had to be like a [ __ ] we got to flush all that
• 28:18
  out and get rid of the uh the the the racism so yeah and there there were 80
• 28:24
  incidences of it that were apparently worse than this but then they got to
• 28:28
  utropolis and went nah that's all right I'm assuming we can't call this episode utropolis
• 28:34
  probably not no we G get another [ __ ] email from Google how about
• 28:40
  jopia gelberg anyone remember the fppening
• 28:46
  remember it yes I do I do remember the fppening
• 28:51
  listeners you probably don't care and never looked and even uh you know you
• 28:57
  would have known that it was wrong to to look and so you would have stayed away
• 29:00
  but uh several celebrities private mm nude pictures were leaked onto the I
• 29:07
  like how at the top of this article they've got a big photo of Jennifer
• 29:10
  Lawrence just in case you were wondering like who it was you got to see naked
• 29:15
  here a nice picture of her yeah that's right and it's like she's not nude but
• 29:19
  there's an awful lot of side boob in this picture so it's like it's still a
• 29:22
  SE picture it's it's like it is a bit wrong how they they are sort of doing
• 29:26
  that it's like a little taste the reason that I pasted this article
• 29:30
  from Gizmodo in and not one from any of the other news sources that I came
• 29:34
  across is because this is the only one that calls it the fappening and doesn't
• 29:38
  only talk about Jennifer Lawrence it's like 100 celebrity nudes were leaked but
• 29:43
  [ __ ] Jennifer Lawrence is the only one anyone cares about what's the latest
• 29:46
  fening news Luke well looks like they they caught
• 29:51
  someone a 36-year-old Pennsylvania
• 29:55
  man Pennsylvania and he's going away for uh about what 18
• 30:01
  months on vacation getting actual jail time for it oh good yeah I think it's
• 30:07
  good oh he made a plea deal he handed over the rest of the photos to the the
• 30:12
  prosecution and they said I love that's the deal they're like we're going to
• 30:15
  give you a light sentence if you show us the the rest of the
• 30:20
  photos interesting oh okay so it says he ran a fishing scheme uh from November
• 30:26
  2012 until September 2014 um and collected a bunch of nude photos
• 30:31
  so he in case you that's a lot of people were wondering how he got them uh oh you
• 30:36
  you'll be shocked and disappointed when you find out he
• 30:41
  emailed and said I'm apple and I need you to log in here and and change your
• 30:46
  password or something like that and then they did and then he got their passwords
• 30:49
  y he emailed them and said send me your username and password and they did it
• 30:56
  was probably disguised better than than that but that that is how he got them so
• 31:01
  it was a fishing scheme it wasn't he didn't actually I don't know how people
• 31:04
  fall for fishing schemes it it was he just asked well if you get an I think
• 31:09
  it's it's a little more Sinister than than that get an email incredibly
• 31:13
  Sinister have you ever seen um we talked about Nathan Fielder the other week he
• 31:17
  did a a video recently about um because his his show Nathan for you is up for an
• 31:22
  Emmy and he did a video on his YouTube channel called can the Emmys be hacked
• 31:27
  and he got it's very funny video he gets this hacker on and they go through how
• 31:33
  you might be able to hack the EM voting system by creating a fake emy's website
• 31:37
  sending out an email to all the people who are supposed to vote getting them to
• 31:40
  log into your fake website so you get their details and then logging into the
• 31:44
  real emy's website as all of them and you definitely should not vote for
• 31:48
  Nathan for you if you were to not do this illegal [Laughter]
• 31:54
  thing and so that's how I think these man obtained the
• 32:00
  nudies with a fake Apple website or something but it says he didn't himself
• 32:05
  leak the photos but presumably he was selling them I guess he was part of an
• 32:09
  online community where you were only allowed to join the community if you
• 32:13
  traded either information or pictures that you had what already Acquired and
• 32:19
  don't pretend you don't know and then uh and so for years this was going on I
• 32:25
  want know I with people sharing them amongst themselves and then uh this guy
• 32:30
  presumably got he had to ruin it for everyone he got greedy someone popped
• 32:33
  him up on 4 or something it was for CH yeah of course it was of course it 5
• 32:40
  years in prison no 18 months year and a half due to just stay tuned they said
• 32:45
  give me the Kate Upton ones and we'll knock it down to 18 months yeah he's
• 32:48
  like I'll throw in AAL LaVine as well and they're like just the Kate Upton ones will be
• 32:55
  fine so Chad krog is in oh all right wa they're not together
• 33:01
  anymore are they I have no idea I have literally I don't really keep up with
• 33:05
  ever lavine's life hey speaking of people we don't normally keep up with
• 33:10
  guess who has an album out this year that I only knew about the other day and
• 33:14
  have since downloaded Essence oh the the live one no no
• 33:20
  there's a new studio album a new studio album there you go yeah they do there
• 33:24
  you go remember when when Ben Moody left cuz he was in love with her yeah
• 33:29
  allegedly allegedly I don't my my copy of their first album is
• 33:35
  signed by her and Ben so yeah is his signature looking
• 33:42
  longingly at her signature it is y I mean his signature if anything is storming off in a
• 33:48
  half and then it's also got just the edge of the singer from um cther yeah
• 33:53
  just kind of Ed because they went on tour with cther and she started getting
• 33:57
  it on with that guy yeah I know and he was like [ __ ] this I took you to the
• 34:01
  prom the prom we met at bible camp for Christ's sake good band man and they
• 34:06
  still sound good their songs were never the same after uh after bad Moody left
• 34:10
  because he used to write the songs but uh yeah he's a good songwriter he wrote
• 34:14
  songs for I want to say some pop star
• 34:19
  and a bunch of bunch of pop stars yeah that's that's yeah he went on to do that
• 34:23
  can't remember who they are now though there's some Star Wars news should we
• 34:28
  actually well before we get into Star Wars news uh listeners WR in let us know
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• 35:34
  Jingles from the first uh first few years of the show that uh would
• 35:39
  definitely qualify for those categories
• 35:42
  yeah y yes we do I wanted to actually I know I said we talk about Star Wars news
• 35:48
  but I do want to I briefly since since we're talking about that the era where
• 35:53
  we first started the show is also I guess the same era that uh
• 35:58
  a show Like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia would have been conceived
• 36:02
  have you guys watched that no I never have I've got a few episodes here and
• 36:07
  there but yeah not people keep people keep telling me I would like it and uh
• 36:13
  and then Jenna the other day said someone said oh you can't believe you
• 36:16
  haven't watched toy sunny again people just keep saying they can't believe we
• 36:20
  haven't seen it so we're like all right let's start watching it and it is is I
• 36:26
  think it's very funny and the first season though I can't it's not a show
• 36:31
  you could make these days but nothing is qu's watching
• 36:36
  friends through at the moment in the background of doing theing and I had no
• 36:41
  idea how homophobic that show is yeah it's it's it's kind of like that it's
• 36:46
  like I I think it's funny and I think it was done in in not in a hateful way but
• 36:51
  it's you definitely I I can't imagine that show coming on TV now and people
• 36:57
  being okay with it anyway that was my brief segue into It's Always Sunny in
• 37:01
  Philadelphia back to Star Wars news Well play the jingle Maddy wait here we
• 37:09
  go live and acoustic I just always want to use that
• 37:14
  um well first it's just going to be exciting news for Luke M MH they've
• 37:20
  announced that as part of Star Wars land or Galaxy's Edge as it will be known
• 37:26
  there is going to be Cantina and it will serve alcohol for the first time I'm so
• 37:31
  getting a blue milk cocktail for the first time at Disneyland Luke can openly
• 37:35
  get drunk I got drunk at the Disneyland Hotel yeah yeah I mean in the
• 37:41
  park in the park yes you don't have to get drunk first and then and then
• 37:45
  stumble around the park 2020 here we come cuz it's opening next year isn't it
• 37:50
  yes yeah late next year y yeah yep the 2020 we're all going to meet up and
• 37:56
  we're going and you can watch me get very very drunk in a Cana and get thrown
• 38:01
  out so you're inviting everybody to come along or you just everyone's
• 38:06
  invited I can't wait I'm serious I'm going to go I'm going to throw lots of
• 38:11
  money at this and get the full experience when this on just at the Cana
• 38:15
  yeah going to throw so much money I want to get so drunk that I think I'm actually in Star
• 38:22
  Wars how awesome would that be but you you're only allowed to say the words Donald
• 38:28
  that's the rule eyes Donald I'm really interested to know what sort of cocktails they're
• 38:34
  going to come up with yeah but I know there will be a blue one there will be a
• 38:38
  blue milky there better be well there's there'll be a green milky one now too
• 38:43
  yeah served straight from the te I'll do
• 38:49
  it he I would too you got to give that little look though that Luke gives in in
• 38:54
  The Last Jedi yeah oh and actually that's not in R sheep but in other Star
• 38:58
  Wars news the uh the blinket review of The Last Jedi is up oh it's amazing
• 39:04
  pretty harsh on the on old Ryan Johnson like bit Fair pretty directly harsh to
• 39:10
  Ryan Johnson but uh you know yeah he puts the blame squarely on him but as
• 39:15
  the writer director I I guess that's where it should be but actually while
• 39:20
  we're still talking about Ryan Johnson last week Luke you said that you feel
• 39:25
  that the Ryan Johnson trilogy was uh was going to go away Ryan Johnson Trilogy
• 39:31
  which and I see that so Hollywood heard about this and then decided to come out
• 39:37
  and correct me yeah that's right yeah well obviously a listener of this show
• 39:41
  tweeted at Ryan Johnson and said you still making your uh your Trilogy and
• 39:46
  he's like yeah I assume so right Disney and then Disney tweeted we'll talk about
• 39:50
  this later yeah quiet Ryan I've got to watch this pinket
• 39:56
  review oh so that's all are you still working out and it's just yep yeah he
• 40:01
  gave him a little fist bump emoji and said he's still working on it mind you
• 40:07
  he can still be working on it and have it not be official they just haven't
• 40:11
  told him yet got any part of it and then alen horn was like oh [ __ ] no one told
• 40:15
  him yet yeah it's like look somebody get him to listen to the multiple nerdgasm
• 40:21
  podcast um couple of them on there don't like me but at least one of them does
• 40:27
  and uh the one with the ginger hair is definitely going to tell him that his
• 40:30
  projects canel do you know the I I know like it doesn't matter
• 40:36
  because the the whole point of the plink it reviews is to rip Star Wars movies
• 40:40
  apart at this point but like Ryan Johnson knows and watches red letter
• 40:46
  media like he said it before on Twitter and so I was think I just every time
• 40:50
  there was like some sort of little personal jab at him I was like oh he's
• 40:54
  gonna see this yeah and I'm sure I know I mean Mike Mike knows that so yeah yeah
• 41:00
  well he can't he can't hold back just because of that because this uh true you
• 41:06
  know even even in the even in the reviews that plink did of the prequels
• 41:13
  he still quick to point out what he does like about them but there is very very
• 41:18
  little he seems to like about the Last
• 41:20
  Jedi well I mean I I also feel that
• 41:25
  there's very little to like about it so so speaking of extending Star Wars
• 41:32
  into new trilogies etc etc when when Disney B out Star Wars there was there
• 41:38
  was one thing that I was really concerned about I was really concerned
• 41:42
  that eventually characters from Star Wars would end up in the Avengers you
• 41:47
  know in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and and vice versa but I've realized
• 41:52
  that can never happen uh and thanks to someone on on read it I realized that
• 41:59
  Star Wars the movies exist in the
• 42:03
  MCU as movies ah okay oh they do oh they
• 42:08
  they must make Captain America has seen Star Wars because in the must be the
• 42:15
  second Captain America movie he's got a list of things to catch up on and uh one
• 42:21
  of them is watch all the Star Wars movies and it's crossed off the list oh
• 42:26
  okay well there you go we're safe that's right and also Star Wars takes place a
• 42:30
  long time ago in a galaxy far far away so yeah but we don't know when I guess
• 42:35
  we could probably figure out oh when the audience is supposed to have been
• 42:40
  existing so maybe the conceit is that the audience is in the
• 42:45
  future holy [ __ ] well sticking with the sort of Marvel news have you seen Wesley
• 42:51
  Snipes is sort of trying to tease at a blade form yes and I I support it was
• 42:56
  whole heart L he's out of prison and he's Keen to make another movie yeah now
• 43:01
  I don't so what I'm just opening up the article cuz what he said is um there's a
• 43:06
  lot of conversations going around I have a feeling that all the conversations are
• 43:11
  happening is him saying hey wouldn't Blade 4 be
• 43:15
  awesome literally everything how about Blade 4 he's like every party I go to
• 43:20
  there's someone talking about it it's me yeah it's me yeah down in COG D everyone
• 43:27
  was hearing about me talking about it hey Wes when do we get another blade movie
• 43:32
  mate it's funny because a lot of people don't actually know that blade is a
• 43:36
  Marvel character yes you're right blade was sort of one of the first
• 43:41
  successful Marvel movies who owns it now yeah that's actually good question made
• 43:47
  the Blade movies War Brothers I feel like it's Warner
• 43:52
  Brothers it is Warner Brothers no well yes it's new line Cinema right uh and
• 43:58
  then but it's also been a long time since I've made one so yeah who knows
• 44:03
  new it's been a long time but the last movie was 2004 blade three still
• 44:10
  hurts yeah cuz blade one was excellent Blade Two was excellent great blade
• 44:17
  three was not excellent no how does the man who wrote
• 44:23
  the first two mhm so
• 44:27
  mangle his own [ __ ] story yeah and you could say well they shouldn't have
• 44:33
  let him direct it but he still wrote
• 44:36
  them yeah I guess it's just uh just yeah writing is not directing turns out who
• 44:43
  knew yeah but yeah I'm all for it if they want to make it I'll watch it and Snipes
• 44:50
  needs the money he definitely needs the money and he should pay his [ __ ]
• 44:54
  taxes on it this time yeah definitely should pay his tax on it well isn't he
• 44:58
  still one for taxes are illegal he should definitely any extras with an NWA
• 45:05
  tshirt on that's
• 45:10
  right oh yeah listeners check out Patton Oswald's interview about Blade 3 was
• 45:16
  very funny Blade 3 yeah yeah just Wesley Snipes behavior on set yeah you're right
• 45:22
  he's a he's a Libertarian kind of guy isn't he Wy Snipes yeah he he believes that tax is
• 45:28
  yeah which is which is fine if you don't want to pay your tax that's fine but
• 45:32
  don't dare drive on any of our roads or ever go to a
• 45:37
  hospital yeah well speaking of um speaking of crimes against Cinema uh
• 45:43
  apparently as we predicted the Happy Time murders is not a good film uh and
• 45:48
  it has bombed at the box office yeah such a thing not only is it bombed at
• 45:54
  the box office because who the [ __ ] would even go and see this movie
• 45:57
  I don't even know who the Target demographic for this was meant to be but
• 46:01
  by all I know someone I know someone who was excited for it really and I've yet
• 46:05
  to find out whether they have seen it and if they enjoyed it okay excited for
• 46:09
  it like [ __ ] McCarthy and Muppets oh my God I know someone who who was like
• 46:15
  can't wait to see it and I was like all right see to me this movie isn't
• 46:19
  something that requires a cinema release this is a this is a Netflix movie yeah
• 46:23
  at best yeah oh so I'm subsidizing other people seeing a be punch piece of [ __ ]
• 46:28
  movie but with my Netflix [ __ ] Netflix subscription is theft that's [Laughter]
• 46:35
  right as opposed to what everyone does before Netflix came
• 46:41
  along so the other day the other day I had the uh you know that song la bumba
• 46:47
  yeah yeah la la that's the one so I had that in
• 46:52
  my yeah yeah and I was like oh there was a movie about when I was a kid
• 46:57
  and um don't worry the the movie is racist enough that you don't have to
• 47:01
  feel um and I was like [ __ ] I want to
• 47:05
  see that movie again bam it's on Netflix so I watched laba yeah labba starring
• 47:12
  Lou Diamond Phillips a um oh Filipino
• 47:16
  singer as uh as Richie valin Mexican American
• 47:22
  Diamond making sure this is the same guy I was thinking of also the guy from uh
• 47:27
  Young Guns plays there is a movie apparently he can literally just play
• 47:30
  any race Lou Diamond Phillips right there's a movie that I used to watch all
• 47:35
  the time as a kid cuz I taped it off television and I I couldn't remember the
• 47:39
  name of it and well he was in the big hit for starters which was a great film
• 47:43
  by John Woo but also staring marim because he can play literally any
• 47:47
  race but there's a film that I used to watch all the time cuz I taped it off
• 47:52
  television I couldn't remember what it was called and then just for some reason
• 47:55
  the other week I was like what is that movie cuz it was great and I I was
• 47:59
  scrolling back through his IMDb history and I actually don't even remember what
• 48:04
  it was called now I'm scrolling back through trying to find it again it is
• 48:08
  called if you say Young Guns too no it's
• 48:12
  called Extreme Justice oh and when you
• 48:18
  see uh you're going to wonder what the [ __ ] I was thinking as a kid this was
• 48:22
  one of my favorite movies as a kid here's the here's the plot a rogue
• 48:29
  cop joins an elite LAPD unit who secretly operates as a vigilante death
• 48:33
  squad but soon begins to question their methods I can understand why a
• 48:37
  12-year-old kid in the early 90s late ' 80s would enjoy a premise like that so I
• 48:43
  got to try and uh try and see this movie somehow I don't know where it's
• 48:46
  available oh it says it was shot in
• 48:51
  Italy available this day a sign maybe that's where I can get it but just so
• 48:57
  you know Matt when when you Google this and it it brings up its little little
• 49:01
  synopsis online It also says that if you like that you might like any of the
• 49:06
  following movies right so um I'm just going to read these out Matt and see if
• 49:10
  any of these were also movies that you watched at the time and enjoyed right y
• 49:15
  showdown in Little
• 49:17
  Tokyo yeah with Dolph DOL L BR Lee [ __ ]
• 49:23
  yeah man yeah yeah great movie yep um
• 49:28
  out for justice Steven sure yeah definitely would have
• 49:33
  enjoyed that in the yeah Y and the last one is
• 49:40
  called Blue Thunder but I've had to click through to this because I'm not
• 49:44
  even sure I've seen this but it stars Roy Schneider oh Frank Murphy is a
• 49:49
  courageous and honorable Los Angeles police officer who's chosen to test run
• 49:52
  Blue Thunder a high-tech experimental attack helicopter I've seen
• 49:58
  it I've seen it it's Roy Schneider the guy from Jaws yeah cor sense yeah I've
• 50:03
  seen that there you go that makes no sense so this highly experimental attack
• 50:08
  helicopter they're just going to get some best cop has he ever flown anything
• 50:13
  no do we have people who do fly things for a living yes of course we
• 50:19
  do send me the cop is it the guy from Jaws yes it is was he a cop in Jaws yes
• 50:25
  he was then is perfect for this role y
• 50:29
  100% h p i he got as late as he did while making
• 50:34
  Jaws I think it was um I think it was Richard draus who got laid a bunch I
• 50:39
  don't know if we can if we can say with with any certainty that Roy Schneider
• 50:45
  got a lot of punon Tang on that film as
• 50:47
  well oh I I'm I'm coming out he got laid
• 50:52
  that's your way of coming out yeah Luke knows
• 50:58
  yep I'm coming out by admitting that someone did [ __ ] Roy Schneider on the
• 51:04
  set of the making of chores were you even born then Luke no
• 51:09
  no cuz that this is definitely a [ __ ] Earth shattering piece of news then I
• 51:16
  found something on YouTube the other day and I popped it on and I realized I
• 51:19
  should probably wait because I think Jenna's going to want to watch it as
• 51:22
  well uh it's a it's a television show mhm that uh it's not not on television
• 51:29
  anywhere here as far as I'm aware it's a little Singaporean TV show called life
• 51:35
  spam what [ __ ] on oh ignore that no you can
• 51:41
  just you can just ignore that it's looks pretty good to me I watched a little
• 51:46
  clip of a family driving off a bridge oh yeah yeah imagine imagine a comedy
• 51:51
  series right now imagine that a nanny state government
• 51:57
  regulatory board made you cut the punch line to literally every joke
• 52:04
  out all right and that's and that's my series Liv spam is it really on uh is it
• 52:09
  on YouTube no yeah 100% I saw it watch I started to watch the first episode then
• 52:13
  I was like [ __ ] it is too it is too I was like now I should wait General want
• 52:18
  to watch it you they got [ __ ] what's that girl's name in the show and then
• 52:22
  like they let her be in the show how how do you you know what I mean what's
• 52:26
  what's that girl's name with pink hair SAS yeah how how are they how can she be
• 52:31
  in a show and then they're like oh it's got to be it's got to be like a nice
• 52:34
  family friendly show yeah and she plays herself basically too right the girl who
• 52:39
  did the um the Taliban [ __ ] makeup tutorial yeah yeah which she sent me
• 52:45
  before she posted that and said do you think this is racist because if you're
• 52:49
  okay with it then I know that that's the Benchmark oh she's her she's definitely
• 52:54
  broken then if you're her moral com [Applause]
• 52:58
  yeah yeah oh well okay well enjoy enjoy
• 53:04
  watching life I say Enjoy but here's the thing right in the
• 53:10
  first episode there's a joke where a teacher at high school sends a picture
• 53:15
  of his dick to everyone in the class you know what I mean like they're okay with
• 53:19
  that but they're not okay with a joke that the punchline is somebody saying
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  hey don't be racist because they said why do you even need to draw attention
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  to racism right okay so yeah I had to cut the scene where that same character
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  who shows his dick to all his students goes to a massage place with his own son
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  because they said what if people think they're
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  gay the Father and Son yeah yeah H yeah
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  um did you guys watch the [ __ ] cyber Punk gameplay video I watched probably
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  about the first 15 minutes and I keep jumping from oh my God this
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  looks amazing to eh I know you mean I
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  watched the whole thing um and I'm so [ __ ] excited about this game but
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  there were a few things that I was like okay mostly to do with I feel like the
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  you know that there's that voiceover guy uh he had to you had to explain a few
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  things that were going on and I'm like well I mean I'm sure that would probably
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  make that would probably be more obvious if I was playing it but there were a few
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  times where he he had to explain something that was happening uh just
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  because I didn't quite comprehend what I was what I was what was happening um
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  yeah and no you know it's early it's very early because I this
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  game's not coming out till I don't think it's coming out for another two years
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  yeah I don't think they even said when it's coming out no and yeah if they're
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  not even talking about it coming out in 2019 then it's now then yeah I'm
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  thinking another two that's fine with me though CU I'm I'm hoping that Red Dead
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  Redemption 3 is going to be so [ __ ] good that it ties me over then well it's
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  the third three it's the third one isn't it I know I know the Red Dead Revolver was
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  the first one I [ __ ] I hate it when they make just [ __ ] have a good number system
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  people [ __ ] tell Apple yeah here I am watching Guardians of the Galaxy 4 yeah
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  that's right and playing Red Dead Redemption 3 but but no I mean this [ __ ] cyber
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  Punk it it looks like it's going to be my favorite game
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  ever um just it just looks [ __ ] great
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  to me yeah yeah I'm just I'm a bit iffy on it really there's nothing that made
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  me go oh it just just some stuff that I was like o I don't quite get how that
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  works for some reason it looks like it's going to be more fenced in than what The
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  Witcher which was really so did you get up to the B where they drive around the
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  [ __ ] world oh no I haven't got up to that there's a I mean they literally get
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  in a car and just drive off at one point okay then then yeah I need to watch more
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  than the first 10 to 15 minutes cuz in the at the beginning there it is kind of
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  constrained cuz they on that kind of quest in a building is that you watch
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  that they find the girl in the in the B I watched up to that till yeah and then
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  the med team comes yeah after that it kind of cuts to uh the next day
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  and she's back home in her apartment then she walks outside and it's just you're in the
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  city yeah but I sort of like where I saw it was like she was getting into an
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  elevator and seeing some people and I didn't look sort of open weldy it looked
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  like to me but then I didn't watch 30 seconds after that she gets out of the
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  elevator and goes outside yeah so I watched her get to the
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  elevator there you go that was your big mistake l so yeah I need to finish
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  watching that then look watching more than 10 minutes of something and
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  reviewing it is something that we've done a lot on this show so true don't
• 56:58
  don't be too hard on yourself um but also it's one of those things I don't
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  really want to watch well I agree and this is why I haven't watched it I watch
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  the trailer of course and it looks amazing and I'm definitely going to play
• 57:08
  this game 100% no question so I don't want to watch a bunch of footage
• 57:13
  actually I just want it to be out already so I could play it I I was I
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  just popped it on because I was like I'm curious and then I just couldn't stop
• 57:18
  because I it just sucked me and I really want to see I really want to play it and
• 57:22
  I was just really interested I'd [ __ ] pre-order it right now if I could it
• 57:25
  can't SU off can at least you can I'm just kidding go to game will definitely
• 57:32
  let you pre-order for sure pre-order things people don't pre-order things
• 57:36
  it's stupid um speaking of things having to stop there was a that's all for tonight
• 57:43
  folks I got one more I got one more come on and then we then we have to
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  stop uh legally because ComicCon San
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  Diego Comic-Con the uh and and it's there are some other official uh
• 57:59
  comiccons made by the same company what what is the company that does that like
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  com like is just San Diego ComiCon is that the name of the company anyway they
• 58:08
  have been granted uh an injunction it's been a case where basically all of the
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  other comiccons because here in the US in
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  particular every city basically has its own ComiCon you've got we got Rhode
• 58:23
  Island ComiCon uh Rhode Island's not a city obviously
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  uh there's Connecticut uh connecticon uh there's Hartford ComicCon there's Boston
• 58:32
  ComicCon New York ComicCon um they're all going to have to change their names
• 58:37
  because you always assume that the bigger ones like New York Comic Con were
• 58:42
  part of that franchise wow nope because over here there's a lot of cons there's
• 58:46
  a lot of Comic Cons but they're very very careful to not have the word comic
• 58:50
  or con next to each other it's always there's always comic and toys con or
• 58:55
  something like that well they've a judge has said that you won't be able to have
• 59:02
  a convention called Comic conon any any derivation thereof so if it's comic
• 59:07
  dashcon comic space con comic con with a
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  K anything that could be reasonably confused with the brand of San Diego
• 59:17
  Comic-Con see I think they've gone wrong here I think instead of a Cee and assist
• 59:21
  they should have just put out a licensing fee anyone can have a con have
• 59:26
  to pay it back but then I guess they they've got to be cuz some of them some
• 59:31
  of them are a bit [ __ ] true but you can do that with Ted right the TED Talks
• 59:35
  anyone can put one on you've just got to pay that's true yeah and you can uh you
• 59:40
  can certainly tell when you look up Ted videos on YouTube some of them are not
• 59:44
  have you seen that one where the guy shows you the best way to dry your hands
• 59:48
  after you wash your hands yeah I
• 59:51
  have it's amazingly [ __ ] but informative
• 59:55
  l you seen it no okay I'll save you half an hour you shake your hands very
• 1:00:00
  vigorously over the sink and then dry them and then dry them I just get Pap
• 1:00:07
  and I dry them well you're doing it wrong mate I don't know when I walk out of the
• 1:00:13
  bathroom my hands are dry you keep your private life to
• 1:00:19
  yourself mate see the trick is don't wash them then they just stay dry
• 1:00:25
  exactly don't P was it snbc who was saying that
• 1:00:30
  like if you go to the bathroom in a in a regular public bathroom and you only
• 1:00:35
  touch your dick then you've only got your own germs on you that were on you
• 1:00:40
  anyway when you went in there whereas if you touch your own dick go out and wash
• 1:00:44
  your hands and then turn the tap off you're touching a tap that's touched by
• 1:00:47
  hands that touched everyone's dick um so actually in order to to feel like that
• 1:00:53
  you all got the least amount of germs you should always walk out of a public
• 1:00:57
  toilet exclaiming I've only touched my
• 1:01:02
  dick that's probably very the worse seeing in a public toilet walking in and
• 1:01:08
  the toilet seat is down really I just that puts fear into
• 1:01:13
  me cuz I'm worried about what I'm going to see when I lift that toilet lid
• 1:01:19
  up it's just you just don't like to be shocked he's just he has flashbacks to
• 1:01:23
  Ghoulies and he's like oh they
• 1:01:28
  yes hey speaking of shock uh just really quickly before we go um I watched the
• 1:01:34
  movie hereditary because uh the internet said it was the scariest and best horror
• 1:01:38
  movie ever made it's not it's uh it's absolutely dumb um I didn't enjoy any of
• 1:01:44
  it relies on jump scares and Gore and uh I think that's dumb
• 1:01:51
  so I had heard that it was very good and then somebody the same person who was
• 1:01:56
  excited about the Happy Time murders told me that it was [ __ ] and so now I
• 1:02:00
  don't know what to believe because I did not expect that crossover to happen
• 1:02:03
  where you agree with him on something so now I'm confused yeah look
• 1:02:09
  maybe your maybe your taste in horror is broader than mine uh but I had watched
• 1:02:16
  uh I had watched uh it's not called he no more
• 1:02:21
  what's the one where you can't you can't speak speak speak
• 1:02:26
  oh not talking hush um no I know one you mean [ __ ] reviewed
• 1:02:33
  it on last week's episode I can't remember what it's called a moment of
• 1:02:36
  quiet a quiet place it's called a quiet place I watched it the same weekend as I
• 1:02:40
  watched that so perhaps watching that absolutely excellent film uh ruined it
• 1:02:46
  made this seem Not So Good by comparison but uh it's got uh what's that
• 1:02:50
  Australian chick in it it does it does and she's perfectly good all the casts
• 1:02:55
  are perfectly good but um it's just it's
• 1:02:59
  just dumb it's just it's just dumb well I know I guess Luke's not asking so I'll
• 1:03:04
  ask the question that I know he wants answer does anybody get their tits cut off
• 1:03:10
  no but point oh that was a tentative no no no no someone does get something
• 1:03:16
  removed that's that's pretty shocking interesting do you want to know it's the
• 1:03:20
  end of the episode I can just I can give it a spoiler I'll get they get the end
• 1:03:23
  of the episode removed yeah I I'll I'll just I'll give a spoiler warning now and
• 1:03:27
  if you don't want to hear what gets removed in uh just hit stop yeah yeah in
• 1:03:33
  hereditary just hit stop now well just hit hit pause go to patreon.com multiple
• 1:03:37
  nasm donate 10 bucks and then you can hear the Afterparty yeah there's a scene
• 1:03:41
  and it's not really a spoiler because this is the inciting incident right that
• 1:03:45
  that Spurs the plot right there's a scene where a drunk
• 1:03:50
  teenager is driving his [ __ ] sister right his [ __ ] little sister in a
• 1:03:57
  car you're not supposed to say that and you said it twice just saying she sticks her head
• 1:04:03
  out the window and he hits a telegraph
• 1:04:07
  pole and her head comes clean off oh oh
• 1:04:11
  and you're like oh okay you went there you went there you showed it oh okay and
• 1:04:17
  now you're showing the head on the ground wow and now it's covered in ants
• 1:04:23
  okay all right so if that's something you want to see watch it but um watch it
• 1:04:29
  only to there and then it just gets that's the best bit silly after that
• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:39
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