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111: Sister Wives - One On One - Part Three · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hoss
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bombastic energy. Yes, So that's where we are. But we're here
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and we want to talk to you all about Sister Wives. Because of course
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we had the third one on one Tell Nothing, and while there was a
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lot that was regurgitated and reiterated, there was still some good things in there,
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like personality girl, and the text chain. There's a little bit out
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there. It was kind of good. So I want to get into all
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Thank you. All right, now, before we get into our breakdown
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of the town nothing, I understand that somebody called in via speak Pipe.
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love to hear from the raccoons. Yes, so who called us? Well,
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yeah, we got a message from Andy, who's got a little theory
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about this. Sister Wives tell nothing something that was revealed on here. Okay,
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Hello, this is a fellow raccoon, Andy calling from a dumpster here
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in Oklahoma. I am just curious your thoughts on the person that told Robin
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she and her kids were hated. I have a guess here that it was
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mckelthe she's so desperate to be loved by her father that she would do just
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about anything, say just about anything to win favor from him or Robin,
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because favor from him is dependent upon Robin's approval. And I just wanted to
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know what you all thought about that. I'm new to the dumpster and I
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just love you guys so much. Thank you. Oh my gosh, welcome.
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There's so much space for raccoons in the dumpster. Everybody's welcome, you
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know what. It wasn't until I heard this message that it even occurred to
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me that it could be McKelty, because I was thinking it was Cody and
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Robin just didn't want to say it. Yeah, but it makes absolute sense
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that it was probably mickelty and Tony, Yeah, that were relaying information from
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the other siblings and maybe even the other wives to Robin. I know,
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bridge of the family, my ass, you're playing both teams. And there
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was that without a crystal Ball video. It was stolen from her patreon.
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Mckelty's patron where she was talking about how she just denies every bad thing that
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Cody does because she wants to have a good relationship with him. M hm.
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And she cried about it, and like, I can understand that as
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a child who wants a relationship with your parent, like you want to do
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anything to make that happen, even if they are toxic. But I don't
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understand how you can like ignore all of the bad things that he's done,
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and how he's treated your mom, how he's treated your siblings, how he's
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done all these things, Like, I don't know much lists throw your siblings
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under the bus. It's one thing if if you're okay with Cody's behavior and
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you're okay and ingratiating yourself to both he and Robin and the mcmonsion people,
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if you want to do that, go and do that. But it's quite
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another to carry bones back to them and tell them that other people have issues
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with them and make them feel bad about it and make it harder for everybody
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to have a relationship together. Right. That's not helping anything, No,
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it's not. And I mean, if she's really using the words like people
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hate you, I don't think that's accurate. Like people hated that the family
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split up, they hated that their dad was always hanging out with this hoe
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Robin and hanging out with her kids all the time. Like that was probably
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what were expressing. But McKelty was the person saying this shit, and she
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was using that word hate. Yeah, she was just blown up that fire.
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She was like, let's stoke in the flame. That's very many like
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what But I can see where she might be telling Robin something like, yeah,
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some of these kids have a real issue with you, Gabe and Garrison,
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feel like you monopolize dad's time. Blah blah blah. And then Robin
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pivots and says, oh, Mikelty said that they hate me and they hate
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my kids, and they don't want us to be a part of the family
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and they voted us off the proverbial island. So I can see her catastrophizing
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and totally blowing it out of proportion, which we hear in this episode.
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Christine and I think both Janelle are saying, yeah, it just like got
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out of control. And I didn't they use the word it was insane?
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Ye, how did we get here? Literally, they just couldn't meet you
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At nine pm Eastern because they have families, they live on the East coast,
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right, get over it, That's all it is. Yeah, but
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they love trauma. Robin loves drama, and a personality test did confirm that.
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Yes, honey, well Andy, thank you for the call. Again,
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I didn't even and I should have thought of that. You know,
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I don't like me any mchalety. I will always I will always blame mcchelty
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if I can. Although you know, you mentioned the Patreon where she was
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crying, and I actually did see the footage of that, and I think
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somebody in her chat said something like, you know, are you being naive
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about your father? And she actually said, yes, I am being naive
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and if in effect, and I paraphrase, yes, I am overlooking a
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lot of things because this is the first time in my life I've ever had
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an opportunity to have a good relationship with my dad. Yeah, and you
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know, yeah, I'm looking the other way in a lot of ways.
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But it's because I love my father. And I felt really bad for her
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in that moment too. Me too. I mean, like I get it,
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but at the same time I don't get it, because it's like,
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how can you not acknowledge the things that he's done wrong. But like maybe
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they've talked about it. Who knows, Like maybe he is trying to be
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better. Maybe he's in therapy. I don't know. He ain't in therapy.
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He's trying to get better. You know. There's pictures of him taken
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like at Target or at some grocery store with a bunch of beer in his
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cart. Interesting. Yeah, And there's people who are saying that his kind
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of bloated appearance on the Tell Nothings is because potentially steroids and other types of
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drugs lip fillers, face fillers, and or alcohol bloat, which I think
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is interesting. I'm not sure to spread rumors or anything, but girl,
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I could see that if he's like, you know, starting to hate on
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all women, he's getting in these red pill manisphere bullshit, Like if he
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starts drinking and having this testosterone rate, oh my god, oh my god,
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world spiral of yeah for real. Okay, well it is time now
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to get into Sister Wives. He's an eighteen episode seventeen, the one on
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one, Part three. Now, now we open up this episode talking again
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about Coyote Pass and essentially how Mary is so upset because Cody took a long
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ass time to tell her directly in her face that it was over and he
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didn't want her and it was never going to work. And of course we
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learned last week that the first anniversary that they were back in flag Staff,
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which we should probably talk about. We should. They're back in flag Staff,
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Cody cheersed to new beginnings and definitely gave Mary the impression that they could
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work on their marriage. So gave her a lot of hope in twenty nineteen.
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And we asked last week, had Mary's house sold by then? Yeah,
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because that was April of twenty nineteen. And if Cody's giving her all
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this false hope, maybe it's because he wanted her money. Because we all
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know that she used some of the proceeds from the sale of her Vegas house
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to pay for the down payment on Robin's house flag Staff. And so somebody
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wrote in, didn't they Yeah, let me find it, Okay, So
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raccoon Stephanie reached out to us on Instagram and she said, okay, you
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dirty little raccoons challenge accepted. Mary's Vegas house changed ownership in June of twenty
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nineteen. You see what I'm saying. So that's the fucking theory that you're
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talking, right, And again I heard it from James on My Take on
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Reality. He's the one who asked that question. But that is the question
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to ask, Yeah, which just begs the question, if Cody's willing to
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string Mary along in twenty nineteen for her money, doesn't it make sense that
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she would. He would have been stringing her along for years before that,
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also for her money totally. And then as soon as he got the money
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the sale of the house, and I wonder when I wonder when Robin purchased
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her house. I don't know, but I do know that she used Janelle
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and Mary's money. Like once he got that money, he's just like,
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Okay, now I'm done with you. The very next anniversary that they had,
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they went on a drive and he's like, I'm not going to court.
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I'm not coming for you. It's not happening. Yeah. Wow.
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I wonder if Robin put him up to a lot of that, like hey,
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just maybe console her or like tell her that you love her and you
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want to work on things so that way we can do X y Z.
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And then she kept still trying to push it because she knew the optics would
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look bad if he stopped wanting to pursue her. But at that point,
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after the house was bought and he got his forever family, he's like,
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I'm done with this, right, I'm done with the act. I'm done
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with trying to harmend like I want to be a husband to Mary Brown.
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I literally could care less. I'm just going to take it into my own
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hands. Thank you very much, Robin, Right, And so that's kind
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of where we pick up in this episode with Mary. She's like, you
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should have had the human decency to just tell me what it was when you
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knew it was like that, yeah, you know. Instead, what you
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did is you made comments on the show that I had to watch on my
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own after the fact, so that I could deduce how you actually feel for
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me. And that's human. Yeah, that's dehumanizing. You should respect me
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as a fellow human being, but you can't even do that. And but
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I felt that for me too. I'm glad that she was finally expressing that,
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and I'm like, thank you Mary for like actually realizing what we've all
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been seeing for years now. And I think this is where Sukie's like,
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but hasn't he really been telling you though for like the last ten years,
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like through his actions, and she's like, well, yeah, looking back,
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he was, but I had this deep covenant like in belief, in
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our faith, in our marriage that like I didn't want to let go of,
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which is fair, that's valid. Like there's a lot of criticism of
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Mary of like how she stayed for so long and how pathetic that is,
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and it's like, well, no, can we remember that this was a
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spiritual marriage and a spiritual bond, Like she took it so to heart,
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like so literally, and she was nineteen when she got married to this dude.
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It's like, Okay, well I can't give up on thirty years of
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marriage, right, I felt after life, yeah, and my eternal life.
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I want my planet next to call. Yeah. So, speaking of
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they kind of have that conversation because Suki and Mary talk about how Cody had
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this covenant with Robin, like if they were ever in a pathetic or pitiful
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place in their marriage, then both of them would have the courage to walk
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away. They're not going to stay in something that makes them miserable, which
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also begs the question, Okay, well, if you have a covenant with
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Robin like that, why don't you have the same kind of covenant with Mary?
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And Mary's like, yeah, it wasn't like that for me. And
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then they go to Cody. Yeah, and he's like, well, the
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covenant doesn't include the dissolution of my soul and of my personality, Like what
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the fuck does that even mean? Word salad man for real? Like what
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are you saying? It doesn't make any sense, And why would they make
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a covenant like Robin and Cody that's so specific of like, if we're ever
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in a bad place, you don't want me to fake it to be with
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you? Like that means that Robin saw that he was faking it with these
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other marriages. Yeah, and she's like, you need to promise me you're
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not going to do that shit tonight because I don't want to end up like
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these hags. Oh my gosh, that's a really good point that I didn't
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even think about. I saw. I thought about that today on the third
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rewatch of this, and I was like, huh, I wonder why they
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made that so specific in their covenant, but he couldn't make that with the
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other wives. It's because she saw that and she made him promise, don't
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do that to me. Fucked up, and then they get into the whole
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conversation about how Cody has changed as a man. We see a bunch of
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clips of the wives, the various and fundry wives, discussing how he used
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to be, and of course it's the ogis who can truly comment on that.
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It's Janelle, Christine and Mary, and all of them say, he
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used to be a fun, loving, curious, life of the party kind
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of a person. We remember him being the priest of his family, conducting
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church, seemingly really into having this kind of family, yeah, and wanting
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to thrive in the structure of that family. But something's changed, and Janelle's
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like, yeah, I really don't know. He's become a mean person.
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They show the flashback of their Christmas fight and she says, I don't even
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know who that guy is and it's sad. It is sad. Christine agrees,
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Mary also agrees, and then Suki asks Mary, but are you concerned
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about him? Like this is kind of a big departure all of a sudden,
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he's an evil demon, like he used to be a nice ray of
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sunshine, and she's like, not anymore. I don't give a fuck.
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It is not my business. To be concerned about his inner fucking world.
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Yeah, about his thoughts and his feelings. I'm a single woman, single
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ladies, all the single ladies, and I have to concern myself with my
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new chapters. So no, I'm not concerned. I love it. It's
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just like, well, why would you say that, Like, don't you
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want him to be happy? And she's like, well, yeah, I
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do, but like he literally told me he doesn't want to insert his life
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or insert himself into my life, so why should I give a shit about
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his happiness? Like if he wants to to be miserable, he could be
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miserable. And yeah, maybe you are miserable Cody because you realized, oh
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shit, my whole entire family is fucking gone and they hate me. But
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he's blaming everybody in the Wives, so that's how he copes with it.
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And he's got his new family, so it's fine. Yeah, And then
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they get into the conversation about Cody sabotaging his relationship with Robin, because Robin
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does also agree with the other wives like, yeah, Cody has changed.
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It is affecting our relationship. Suki asks how, and she's like, oh,
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so many ways, like and Suki's like, okay, but how and
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she can think of one thing, and that's the arguments that he picks fights.
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That's it with her. So what did you think about that? I
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don't know if I believe her, Like, I mean, I think that
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he's probably an angry person at home, but like, I don't know if
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their relationship per se is suffering because of all of it. I think like
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it was all a huge plan, Like maybe Robin was upset at him for
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how he handled it, because she's like, come on, I had this
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whole master plan of how this was gonna go. You were supposed to keep
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all of these women strung along so we could have their income and we could
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keep our house. And now we got to figure out what we got to
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do. Like they don't have jobs. I know, I'm not making any
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money again. I read somewhere that he lost his license to sell firearms shows.
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I don't know he was always forever like unemployed or like doing some weird
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sales job, or like cobbling together some kind of a career like sister wives
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is all he does. Yeah, it's all she does as well. What
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is he gonna do when it's gone? I literally don't know. I can't
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wait for the bankruptcy. I don't wish that because that's bad karma. Yeah,
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we don't want that to blow back on the fane. I'm just like
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waiting for it. Right, They're gonna have to make some kind of an
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adjustment. Yeah, like they can't continue. Maybe they can. Maybe they
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can continue to pay like a nine hundred thousand dollars mortgage, although again we
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hear they borrowed against their equity, so who knows what the payment is now.
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Maybe they can continue to do that. Maybe they have a lot of
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assets that they've ciphered and away from the other wives. Girl, But at
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some point they're gonna have to downsize. It's gonna run out. The money's
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gonna run out unless, like one of these wives is still paying into it,
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like Janelle. Janelle is not paying into it. Let's catch the paying
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into it. I swear, but I swear to god. Mary has been
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paying into it until twenty twenty two when he told her there's absolutely no chance.
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I honestly believe, and she's implied it in these conversations that she was
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contributing her fair share the entire time. Now, I don't know if that
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includes Lularo profits. God, it could just be her portion of the TLC
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Sister Wives money, which I don't know how much that is, but I
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think she's been paying all the way up till twenty twenty two. So that
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stops. Janelle stops, Christine is gone. Yeah, it's just them and
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their TLC money and their new fucking dab Sark LLC. They're gonna have to
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sell some of that artwork, those investments that Dick can village. But it's
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Christmas time. It flex. If I can't sell my Deckenzie and fill it,
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well, you better, bitch. How are you going to afford this
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lifestyle to which you have become a custa for real? Wow? I can't
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wait to see it, I know, But like if they weren't such lying
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pieces of shit, I feel bad for them. But at every turn,
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Cody is pontificating onward, trying to sound like such an intelligent person but sounding
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so dumb and obtuse. And then there's Robin, who's bold faced lying to
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our raccoon faces. Yeah, there is footage of you taken that personality test.
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Girl. You were with Nancy the therapist, All of you took the
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personality test. How come all of a sudden you're saying you didn't take it.
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Come on, and you didn't call? Yeah, I think she caught
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herself. And then she's watching this footage and she's like, fuck, yeah,
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I fucked up. Yeah you did. We saw the footage. There's
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literally screen grap you guys can go on at from the Friar on Instagram.
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They've got screen grabs on it. It's from earlier seasons when they were doing
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family counseling. Their shit. On Reddit, like, people have already slewwed
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all this stuff. Robin's a bold fucking faste liar, I know. And
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so many people are commenting, like on our Patreon and on Reddit and everything,
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they're like, man, I used to be pro Robin, like from
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the beginning. I know, I don't get it, but like from the
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beginning people used to be pro Robin. And then because of this tell all,
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with her lying about this personality test and seeing on the screen grabs,
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people are now finally being like, WHOA, she's a liar. It's dastardly
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yeah what she is doing, but again, the intelligence isn't there to pull
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the shit off. She doesn't know how to do it, and so she
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caught herself in the moment, and then she tried to say, well,
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somebody else must have filled out the test, because you know, Christine doesn't
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even know me. Yeah, okay, implying it was Christine who filled out
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the test on her behalf. When again, this whole thing, I think
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it was season six. It was filmed at the therapist's office, So she's
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crazy to me, absolutely, How crazy are you, lady? Yeah?
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All right, then we get into it. I want to hear your feedback.
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Cody claiming that he was equitable with his time with his kids and other
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wives and that everybody is lying about it. Unfucking believable to me that he
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can even say that with the street fight. Does he believe it is shit?
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Maybe he does, because when he would go over to Christine's house at
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six pm and stay there until nine and then go back to Robin's house or
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whatever, like that was him checkboxing, you know, time, like,
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oh, I was here, I was equitable, equitable with my time,
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even though we have footage of the wives being like I haven't seen him in
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weeks, Like he's always at Robin's house, Like even in the cul Dezac,
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he's always at Robin's house, Like, come on, she had an
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office for me. Okay, okay, well Mary had nobody living in her
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house. Yeah, you could have definitely gone to Mary's house. Yeah,
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such a liar. But this is the section in which he kind of pivots
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from saying that he spent his time equitable. He never actually susses that out
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and proves it, but instead he says that he just got so sick and
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tired of everybody blaming Robin because they blamed Robin for the non equitable distribution of
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time. It wasn't her fault, he said. One of his children even
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blamed Robin, and he got so mad and also mad at the public,
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mad at the raccoons, bitches. He's mad at these raccoons in this dumpster,
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and he wants to punch them in the mouth. I know he wants
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to punch anybody who criticizes her in the mouth. And so I can understand
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if you want to punch a raccoon because we're out here just making trouble.
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You don't give a fucking shitty. But it kind of feels to me a
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little bit like you're talking about Gabe and Garrison. You might be talking about
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your sons, the one the ones who called out your wife actually called her
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on the telephone and said, Hey, how come this is happening? Why
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are you doing this to us? Yeah, it kind of feels like a
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physical threat, totally. Yeah, he probably does want to fucking fight his
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sons and fight anybody who talks shit about Robin, because God forbid she can
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ever be at fault for any of this. And like maybe Cody genuinely thinks
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that she's done nothing wrong, Like maybe he genuinely believes her siren song,
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which was she came in here cab in hand, and she just wanted to
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love everybody. Why don't you love me and my kids? I don't understand
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why you hate us. It's just so rurful. Like he probably believed that,
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And so yeah, he thinks that being defensive and protective over Robin is
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like a good thing to do as her husband. But it's like, dude,
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I don't understand how you can't see this right, I don't understand how
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you're so fucking blind, because after watching all of these tellaws, I'm like,
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you guys actually believe your lies, like you you do not see reality
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that like everybody else sees it you believe you're bullshit. There's no convincing you.
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Even if you watch the footage, You're gonna believe your own crap,
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right, And so there's really no talking to them. So it's like,
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I understand why they're doing these one on rands. There's no way the og
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wives can defend themselves over anything that they say because they're just bold these liars.
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Well, I think they'd have a better chance to do that if they
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were all in the room together and they could call him on it as he's
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saying it. But that's mood because they're not going to do that. But
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like, this kind of harkens back to previous conversations that we have had in
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which I personally who I come from a childhood of like, uh abuse,
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physical abuse. I had a very toxic, malignant narcissist of a father who
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was also violent. And I'm not saying I'm not saying that Cody is.
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I am saying though, that I think it was Gwen who said that Cody
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used to throw her up in the air to scare her when she was misbehaving,
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And it was also Payden who said that Cody popped him in the mouth.
23:52
So was physical, and they also the kids also said they were spanked,
23:56
which I'm not going to judge that, although I really never spanked my
23:59
kid or anything, but he was physical and he was harsh when they were
24:03
young. And this is maybe why Machelti is saying, well, yeah,
24:07
well now I have an opportunity to know this father in a different way that
24:11
I never had before. So fuck yeah, I'm gonna take it. But
24:15
for you to say that that you're gonna punch somebody in the mouth, or
24:18
that it makes you want to do that, it just makes me think about
24:22
what you're actually saying and doing to your family. I worry about that a
24:26
little bit. Yeah, I worry about it too because of everything that we've
24:30
seen, even like on film, him freaking the fuck out at the wives
24:34
outside on the patio, him freaking the fuck out ed Janelle. It's like,
24:38
dude, that's really concerning behavior. It's really fucking toxic and it's abusive,
24:44
Like what are you doing at home? Right? We don't know.
24:45
Last year with Sukanya in the tell All, he was like leaning forward in
24:52
his chair, getting in her face, and I'm like, dude, lower
24:55
the testosterone, lower the roids. Because you're coming pretty hard at this docile
25:00
interviewer. Yeah, he doesn't give a shit, No, he doesn't.
25:03
He just kind of brushes a little bit, brushes it off and just says
25:08
like, oh, well, the devil was in me, I might as
25:11
well be the devil that they think I am, you little small Napoleonic asshole.
25:17
And he's at that point in his life where he still thinks he's a
25:19
fucking big deal and a big dick wagon around. But your sons could take
25:23
you so easily. Oh, totally okay, Cody. He's a small little
25:27
man who wears fancy shoes and ties his fucking hair up with hair bands,
25:32
and he's very concerned about his image. But I don't think he can go
25:34
toe to toe with Hunter. I don't think he can go toe to toe
25:37
with Peyton, who looks like he's six y three. I don't think he
25:40
can do all this shit that he says that he can do. No way,
25:42
he's all fucking talk because he wants to be portrayed as this big fucking
25:47
man. That's all it is for him. Yeah, he's a piece of
25:48
shit. He's a piece of shit, and I hope that that's not the
25:52
case. I do think he is verbally abusive. I think we see it
25:56
on the television show. It is a leap to go from verbal to physical.
26:00
But it's, you know, something that I am concerned about, and
26:03
I'm not the only one, no, So I'm just going to say that.
26:07
Moving on, now, let's dive into the personality test, because at
26:11
some point Christine starts talking about the time when they all took personality test.
26:18
Now, of course I didn't watch the early seasons. Maybe we're doing rewinds
26:22
in the off season and so we're going to get there because I think it's
26:26
in season six. But she talks about them all taking the test. I
26:30
think Janelle was somebody who was like faithful and true and steady, and Janelle
26:37
says, yeah, I mean on my best days, that's what I am.
26:40
I think in the screenshots that we're seeing online, Christine was deemed kind
26:45
of a romantic, which somebody seems like fantasized about having a romantic life.
26:52
I don't know what Mary was typed as, but Robin was typed as a
26:57
drama queen, somebody who likes to talk drama gossip, and also somebody who
27:03
likes to listen to gossip. She is actually seen. She feels visible when
27:10
she's in the center of a bunch of drama. Ooh, I love that.
27:14
And apparently because Christine commented on the fact that Robin was dramatic, that
27:21
offended her and this caused like a conflict between them. But Christine says,
27:26
you know, we talked about it and everything was like fine, but then
27:29
it would get brought up again. It's like she still has these grudges in
27:33
the family because of these little things that happened. And then when Robin's questioned
27:37
about this personality test, she's like, uh, I don't recall. I
27:41
don't remember that I didn't take a test. At first, she says she
27:45
didn't take it. Yeah, Then Suki says really because all the other wives
27:48
are saying that there was a test, and she's like, oh, well,
27:51
maybe I did. And then she ends up with, well, somebody
27:55
else took that test for me, and she's blaming Christine because then she says,
27:57
Christine doesn't know who I am. We're not close. Absolutely insane,
28:02
absolutely insane to even say something like that, like why would anybody want to
28:06
take a personality test for you? Right? Like nobody fucking cares you took
28:10
it, and then you have the footage now that's being shown all over the
28:14
internet that you guys took these personality tests and then went over the results with
28:18
your family counselor on film, and you're gonna try online and say somebody took
28:22
it for you, Like, why is it so hard? I know,
28:25
why is it so hard to say, Yeah, I did take a personality
28:27
test. I did have a dramalicious personality, and I think I can really
28:32
see myself in some of these situations where I could have done something differently.
28:36
I didn't need to involve myself in every conversation between Mary and Cody. But
28:41
there I am at coyote paths and serving myself and crying, like I see
28:44
how I am like that, and I see where I can do some work.
28:47
Is that so hard? Yeah, it's hard for narcissists. It's hard
28:51
for people who are so stuck in their fucking ego that they can't see that
28:53
they do anything wrong. Like that's why Robin and Cody are perfect for each
28:56
other, because they're both like stuck in their bullshit, Like they really think
29:02
that they're good fucking people and that they didn't do anything wrong. They think
29:07
that we're so fucking stupid that we can believe their dumb ass lies on these
29:11
tell alls, like they really think that. I know, Robin's saying this
29:15
shit. I'm like, really, bitch, eighteen seasons and you're gonna act
29:18
like you don't remember, like you could have at least said you don't remember
29:21
the personality test like Mary did. Mary's like, I don't really remember.
29:25
I mean, if we took personality tests, we took them, like what
29:26
she said, I I remember thinking it was accurate. Yeah, but I
29:30
don't remember what my type was, and she doesn't remember what anybody else was.
29:33
But she's like, I don't really remember much of it. That's all
29:36
Robin had to say. Right, if she wanted to lie about it,
29:37
she could have just said she doesn't remember. Right. She couldn't even do
29:41
that, because so did Suki say in that moment I'm trying to remember.
29:44
Did Suki say in that moment that you took a personality test and it said
29:47
you're a dramalicious drama whore? Yeah she said that. Yeah, Oh okay,
29:51
because because then later Robin cries not being dramatic, Christie, you are
29:57
objectively yes, augh. Then we get into the conversation where Christine says that
30:06
she does not trust Robin because you can't trust somebody who says one thing and
30:11
then does something totally opposite, and Christine will not be her friend, will
30:18
never be her friend. But at the same time, which I thought was
30:22
really solid, She's like, but I don't blame her for everything. Yeah,
30:25
in fact, the buck stops with Cody. I'm adding that in The
30:29
buck stops with Cody, and Janelle has said this throughout the season, like
30:33
it was his spiritual duty to rise above whatever feelings he had for Robin because
30:37
he loved her the most and wanted to be with her the most. Okay,
30:41
that's cool, but now do your spiritual work and find a way to
30:45
give all of your family the same amount of love. Yep, that buck
30:49
stops with Cody. Yes, of course, and that's what everybody in this
30:53
family has been saying. Yet all Cody and Robin here is that it's just
30:56
Robin's fault, which is crazy, actually delusional, And because Cody doesn't want
31:03
to take responsibility, he doesn't want to acknowledge that his wife had any part
31:06
to play in any of this, so it's everybody else's fault. So I
31:10
liked that. Christine and like Janelle have been saying this all season, like,
31:15
the responsibility is Cody's. He's the fucking father. He wants to be
31:18
the patriarch, so bad. Okay, well then you got to take the
31:22
responsibility on with the family. Oh but you're Atlas and you shrugged the world
31:26
off your shoulders, right, so therefore it's no longer your responsibility. So
31:30
it's just so fucking warped, yeah, and so messed up and so frustrating
31:34
to watch because it's like we all see it for what it is, and
31:38
Cody and Robin are just still on their bullshit. And we got one more
31:41
tell all after this. I mean, girl, we're gonna beet David,
31:45
I know, I mean, okay, his eyes are so beautiful, I
31:48
don't care, Like what more is there to be said? But then again,
31:52
in each tell All, there's been just a little bit of this,
31:56
a little bit of he melted my ring down, honey, and a little
31:59
bit of that. For example, Robin knew about the catfish because she had
32:02
her friend Kendra all up in the middle of that. We're about to get
32:05
it, We're about to get to that girl, which is which we all
32:08
kind of knew because there were rumors and we've been talking about it on the
32:13
internet, but this is the first time anybody has confirmed that Robin had a
32:19
friend that involved herself in this mess. But before we get to that,
32:22
we talk with Mary about her relationship with Robin. Where is it at,
32:29
how does she feel about that? And this is where she says, you
32:32
know, it's not the same. Yeah, I mean, I'd like to
32:36
say that it is, but it's not. And that's because now she's friends
32:40
with my ex husband's wife and that's a different deal. Yeah, And for
32:45
her to say, like, I'm having to deal with that and deal with
32:49
all the emotions that come with that, I'm like, thank you Mary for
32:52
like trying to be more honest and be a little bit more open about your
32:54
feelings, because that would be a really difficult place to be in, especially
33:00
as Mary who was the first wife. She's given up so much. She
33:04
gave up her legal marriage for this bitch. She was best friends with this
33:07
bitch, and now she's the only one left with Cody after everything, and
33:13
Mary's been the one that's been probably the most humiliated in terms of like Cody
33:17
just going back and forth with her and then saying the most heinous, awful
33:22
shit on national TV for her to not even see until after it's already filmed
33:25
in published on a face man like, I don't even know how Mary even
33:30
can look at Robin after all this, because if it was me, I'd
33:34
be like, you're dead to me. You're to me, girl, She'd
33:38
be dead to me. This is where Mary also says that she doesn't consider
33:43
Robin or any of the other women sister wives, because to be a sister
33:46
wife you have to be married to the same man, and now Mary is
33:50
a single lady. And then she kind of gets into the conversation about who
33:53
she trusts, who has her back, and she's like, you know,
33:57
Jen, yeah, Herowuan has my back. I'm a lot less lonely in
34:00
Parawan than I was in Flagstaff and my haunted house in the trees alone where
34:06
nobody visited me at all, crying in my bedroom backyard next to the fire,
34:13
just cry. I mean, it was probably so isolating and terrible.
34:19
She's like, I'm way happier in Parawan. I'm with my friend Jen,
34:22
She's got my back, and Suki goes, well, doesn't Robin have your
34:25
back and Mary. I can't even remember when Mary says, yes, Robin
34:30
has my back. However, yeah, it's different. Trust has previously been
34:35
broken. We are building back up to that. And this is where we
34:38
get into the Catfish Take it Away. It's revealed that the reason why Mary
34:45
doesn't trust Robin is because Robin's friend Kendra was friends with the catfish that Mary
34:51
was talking to. And then somehow, like all of this information was getting
34:55
funneled everywhere. Now this is where I got a little lost. Okay,
34:59
well let me let me take this holme for you. Okay. Yeah,
35:00
So Robin had a friend Rye. Her name was Kendra, although they didn't
35:04
say her name, but we all know on the internet the raccoons know her
35:07
name was Kendra. Kendra was in communication with the catfish, who was a
35:09
woman. I think her name was Jackie something, I forget what her name
35:14
is, and the catfish was talking to Kendra relaying information about what the catfish
35:20
and Mary were doing. Kendra was taking those bones back to Cody and Robin
35:25
and giving them a bunch of misinformation, for example, that Mary and the
35:29
catfish were being physical together, when in fact, Mary had never even physically
35:32
met the Sam person. Now she physically met the catfish woman because I think
35:38
they met up in Disneyland and she was the best friend of Sam, who
35:45
was the name of the catfish, and so that chick met up with Mary
35:50
and it was super terrible and very toxic. But so Robin's friend was right
35:55
in the middle of all of that. And so the theory is is that
35:59
Rob knew about the catfish. Robin knew Mary was getting catfished, Robin was
36:06
maybe instigating some of the things that were happening with the catfish situation, and
36:12
once all of that came out that Robin had a friend that was in the
36:15
middle of it, that is what broke the trust with Mary. Oh god,
36:20
I see, Like I totally glossed over it, like every time I
36:22
watched it today. I don't know why, Like that part, I'm just
36:24
like, really, that's the most interesting part to me. Well, like
36:29
I never watched any of those seasons, so like with the whole Catfish stuff,
36:32
like I only hear from the stuff online, like all the shit from
36:37
Reddit and everything. But like, how fucked up would it be to have
36:40
your best friend as a sister wife, Like knowing all of this shit that's
36:45
going on with the Catfish having a friend that's involved in all of it,
36:47
and then like talking about this information with Cody, Like how fucking humiliating.
36:53
This is why we don't react to like the Mary Brown voice messages or anything
36:58
from the Catfish, because this whole situation had been so fucking traumatic for Mary
37:02
and just so fucking embarrassing, right and just terrible, and like all of
37:07
it was driven from this like deep need for Mary to like have some kind
37:13
of companionship and some kind of love and some kind of friendship. Like that's
37:17
where it's all rooted there. Like we can make fun of Mary all we
37:20
want, but like she was a really fucking sad, lonely ass person with
37:23
a husband who didn't give a shit about melted down her wedding band melted that
37:29
even happened, and divorced her legally, and like never saw her. They
37:32
probably hadn't had sex in a year forever ever. I just feel so fucking
37:37
bad. Yeah, I feel bad as well, and it's it's really dark.
37:43
Yeah, I think about how Robin might have been involved. Of course,
37:46
now we bop on over to Robin and she's like, no, there
37:50
was no problem with trust between Mary and I mean, I was telling her
37:52
absolutely everything that I was hearing from my friend. I was being very honest
37:57
with her, and I also told my friend like, I don't believe you,
38:00
and I don't want you to tell me anything anymore. I don't believe
38:05
I don't believe anything, Robin, I don't believe anything. You're fucking saying
38:08
such an awful evil person, because truly, I say, verily, I
38:13
sand to you, I agree with you one hundred percent. Poor Mary,
38:15
when you think that she was sitting in her Vegas house falling in love with
38:22
this hot guy, I don't know if you ever saw a picture of Sam
38:24
No, I didn't. I mean, Mary, you should have known that
38:27
the cap is hunting. He was a tall, dark and handsome model looking
38:30
guy. And she thought she was falling in love. She was losing weight.
38:34
That was the season I picked up with sister Wisely, so I remember
38:37
that. I remember she said she had h pylori and so I lost a
38:39
lot of weight. No, girl, you're in love, you get skinny
38:43
because you're in love. You're going to meet your man. But she's falling
38:45
in love with somebody that she thinks actually cares about. Her and then to
38:51
think that Robin and Kendra and Cody and that Jackie Chick are behind the scenes
38:57
just working her the depth of humiliation. And of course a lot of us
39:01
always say, like, Mary, why don't you just submit it, Why
39:05
don't you just say what it was? Well, because she's fucking embarrassed.
39:07
Yeah, because she's pitiful and pathetic and she knows it and now everybody else
39:13
knows it, which is why she got mad when the story about the ring
39:16
came out. Because she's pitiful, she's pathetic, and she's been this way
39:21
a long time. Good point. Yeah, I feel really bad for Mary.
39:24
I hope to God put it on the vision board that she comes out
39:29
with a tell all book and she spills some shes Jesus here. I will
39:37
buy that book. Yes, I will sing. I will compose a song
39:42
to that book. I will dance, Yes, I will dance, You
39:45
will twork. We will be so about that book, reading that book.
39:51
I mean, I want her to, but I don't want to repeat myself
39:53
every week. I want her to just tell the truth. Don't fucking worthy
39:57
it up to tell the dark, gritty truth because we already know. And
40:01
the thing is is we've been knowing yes, and now in the last couple
40:06
of seasons, it's being revealed that that which we had a hunter around was
40:10
actually true. So just tell the truth. Please tell the truth. Okay,
40:14
moving on, we got to get to the gift exchange. I don't
40:15
want to go too long on this, but we got to talk about this
40:19
gift exchange. This gift exchange. So what did you think about the various
40:22
conversations around that. Well, like, I love that Janelle is just like
40:27
my kids were hella chill about this, Like Robin wanted to do this stupid
40:30
fucking zoom call. The kids were just like, it's nine pm Eastern over
40:36
here, can we do it a different day. I can't believe that Robin's
40:39
kids were like just immediately blowing up and being like, well, you guys
40:44
eate us and we don't feel safe to be here anymore and be in this
40:46
gift exchange. Like I can't believe that all of this shit just blew up
40:52
mm hmm over a fucking zoom call. But that just goes to show that
40:57
this family never talked about fucking anything, like absolutely anything. They never dealt
41:00
with merging the family like this is revealed where Janelle's like, we never really
41:06
talked to our kids about like how they felt with a new wife coming into
41:10
the family, new kids coming in the family. We just told them to
41:13
sit down and shut up and accept it, like nobody dealt with anything in
41:16
this family for ten years. So you have all this pent up bullshit.
41:21
Meanwhile, Robin's kids are getting fed all this drama crap from Robin and probably
41:25
mckelte saying that all the kids in the family hate them, like they're fueled
41:30
by this. The kids are fueled by their father's neglect. Right, It's
41:35
just like so wild. I wish we could get a full transcript of this
41:37
whole astec exhame. That would be great, That'd be amazing. So it
41:42
sounds to me like they were trying to coordinate the gift exchange. Robin inserted
41:46
herself, which I think is interesting because Christine didn't insert herself, Mary didn't
41:52
insert herself, and neither did Janelle. No, Robin was the one to
41:54
insert herself and say, hey, I think we should all talk about this
41:58
on the video chat because my kids don't even know who the fuck y'all are,
42:01
which is which is crazy, which is rude. And passive aggressive,
42:05
but she tries to coordinate this. Then you've got the East Coast kids being
42:08
like, I got a family, it's nine pm, you can't do it,
42:10
Like it's gonna be hard to get us all together and coordinated, and
42:15
then Robin just flips right there, and this is what Janelle calls insane.
42:19
It was insane, and Suki sich was it Robin, and she'sa liked,
42:22
Yeah, it was Robin. So it's not like it was Cody, because
42:24
again he was hanging back. It's not like it was the kids. It
42:28
was Robin who just immediately said, oh, forget it. I'm taking myself
42:31
out of the equation. Nothing I do is ever right. I've never been
42:35
accepted in this family. So she turned a scheduling conflict into you guys have
42:40
always hated me, and then her kids bounced on and says, yeah,
42:44
and you guys don't like us, and we don't even want to be a
42:45
part of this family anymore. We don't even want to have our own families,
42:51
which that's what Robin says, Yeah, because of this family and how
42:53
this has worked out when all they said it sounds like is it's a scheduling
42:59
conflict. We really want to do this gift exchange, not with your ass,
43:01
Robin, because you're not a kid. Get off the fucking chat.
43:05
And then it started to spiral from there, and it sounds like there were
43:09
like little emojis that were put on some of the texts that the kids were
43:14
making, and maybe Robin maybe they were laughing emojis. Maybe they were this
43:17
emoji. Maybe it was this emoji, or maybe it was a barf emoji.
43:22
Yeah, it sounds like they did something that Robin thinks was dismissive of
43:27
all their feelings because we're in path okay, and the kids are just like,
43:34
suck my dad already, I hate you. And it spiraled out of
43:38
control and it got really crazy. Then they go over to Robin and she's
43:45
talking about it, and this is where she drops the bomb. Well,
43:49
we had been told though, that they hate us, and my kids have
43:52
been told that the kids and everybody else hate them, So I think that
43:58
was her justification. Yeah. I feel like she rehearsed this. I feel
44:02
like she knew she had her ass out in that group chat, so she
44:06
had to come up with an excuse, yep. And the excuse was,
44:08
well, we had been told they hate us, and so yeah, I
44:10
mean I had a reaction because they hate me. God, unbelievable as a
44:15
grown ass woman reacting like this to these children, Like and she only really
44:22
validates like her own kids expressing their feelings, but doesn't really validate any of
44:27
the other kids expressing their feelings. And that's what really fucking bothers me.
44:30
I'm like, you're supposed to be this mom that wanted to blend in with
44:35
the family, Like why didn't you give a shit about all these other kids
44:39
expressing themselves and like how they felt. Like we saw when we were doing
44:44
our reruns of season one through three, we saw all of those kids be
44:47
fucking traumatized by having a move to Las Vegas in two whole days with no
44:52
notice and being devastated that they didn't get to live in this lehigh house.
44:57
Any Hunter and his unspeakable depression, so depressed as a fourteen year old kid,
45:01
and like, of course he's a moody. Of course he's like taking
45:05
it out on everybody because he's fucking sad. And then some of the little
45:08
kids, I think it was Payden that was like super crying, crying when
45:12
they announced that they were moving. Like, to take all of that personally
45:15
as a grown ass woman is just mind boggling to me. It's bitch made.
45:21
Yep, she's a bitch made bitch drama. Yeah. Uh. And
45:25
then I guess they come at some point into the chat and say, well,
45:29
we've decided we're gonna do our own gift exchange and our own holidays with
45:32
our dad and our dad. And Janelle's like, our dad, you mean
45:37
all the kids' dads. Yeah, that's not just your dad, that's the
45:42
father to all the children, to my children as well. But like they
45:45
claim ownership over Cody, and you know what, he lets him yep.
45:49
And you know what, he didn't go to their airbnb for Christmas. No,
45:52
And you know what, that's probably why he bought them a bunch of
45:54
motorbikes and a bunch of fucking thousands of dollars worth of Christmas presents, but
45:59
didn't call Evanna and didn't talk to any of his other kids. No,
46:01
and didn't go to Isabelle's school used the surgery, like, didn't show up,
46:05
didn't pay for it either, yea. No, with all their fucking
46:07
money, Well, they're fucking poor. They don't cut any money. Their
46:10
moms are the ones that are I'm talking about. Cody didn't pay for his
46:14
own daughters. I know they're poor. All the shit in their house and
46:16
what's that worth, and all the money that they're making and they're siphoning and
46:20
all the ship that all the equity that they got the money for. You
46:22
can't pay fifty thousand dollars for your own kid. You don't give a shit,
46:25
that's the thing. You don't give a shit. And so when Isabelle,
46:29
I'm going crazy. I know Isabelle comes over for Christmas and Cody's talking
46:34
about there seems to be a bit of a wall up. Yes, Dutch,
46:37
you didn't go with her to her surgery. You are neglecting your children,
46:42
you fucking turd burglar. Seriously, just calm down a second, because
46:46
I'm getting crazy. It makes me so mad. Why is this a mystery
46:51
to you, Rabbon because you continue to say so, okay, heals why
46:54
I need an explanation as to why my family's been destroyed. Here's your mirror
47:00
and that's your explanation. Yes, ma'am, that's all it needs to speak.
47:05
Okay, we're about to wind down, we hear Christine say that at
47:08
this time for obvious reasons, she is not willing to fix the situation because
47:15
of the outlandish and insane things that Cody and Robin are saying. So they're
47:21
obviously crazy. So why would I want to fix something with other people who
47:28
are just out to totally damage and harm me? Absolutely not. I don't
47:31
trust them. I'm not going to fix it. Yeah, I don't fucking
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blame you. No, I wouldn't want to deal with them either. Ever,
47:37
again, she is sick of their asses, and last but not least,
47:42
on a lighter note, we get into the subject of David. This
47:46
was kind of sweet, I mean kind of cringe a bit cringe because Christine
47:52
talks about David and I thought, may love. I want those eyes to
47:58
look at me with love the rest of my life. It's like, look,
48:02
I'm happy for you, Christine, but it's like so cringe and I'm
48:07
like, this is the first guy that you've been with after Cody, Like
48:12
I know you were casually dating and stuff. Hey, but like it works.
48:15
I guess she's a traditional type of a person. Yeah, she's a
48:20
romantic person. Do you think he banks her back out? I mean,
48:22
I hope so I think he eats the box. I fucking hope. So
48:28
she deserves to have her box. She deserves all of it, yes,
48:34
sensuality, the affirmations, the acts of service, she deserves everything and more,
48:42
and it seems and feels like David wants to give that to her.
48:45
I hope. So I'm kind of excited a little bit to see more of
48:49
him next episode. Like I thought we were gonna hear from him this episode,
48:52
and it was just a fucking preview, right, so we had to
48:54
have all these recaps and like scenes we've already seen, so next episode interesting.
49:00
Well, it was kind of cute to hear their origin the story.
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Yes, I guess Christine was just looking to casually date, although she hired
49:08
a matchmaker yeah, and was on all of the online dating sites. So
49:13
whatever, honey, you wanted to put yourself out there, but she was
49:15
looking to date. She went on the first date. He did everything right,
49:19
said all the right things, and she's like, can this possibly be
49:22
true? I mean, do people like this exist? Yeah? I mean
49:27
they do? They do. They continued to have dates. It was the
49:30
fourth date where he invited her to his family's home for somebody's birthday. Yeah,
49:36
and he at some point like pulled her chair over to him and she
49:39
put her head on his chest and it was as if her heart beat for
49:44
the first time. And Sukea's like, did you feel it from like the
49:46
hands of you to's you know, girls know the butterflies and the tingles,
49:51
And Christine is like, yes, oh my god, yes I did.
49:54
She is really cute. Yes, she's very cute, she's in she's a
50:00
honey. Yes, And I mean, who am I to fucking talk like
50:02
your daughter and I I got married When we talk about it, when you
50:07
start talking about how you met and dated, you look, you're getting picked
50:09
right. It's a special story. It is, it's special. And we
50:14
got together really fucking quick. So like, I can't judge Christine for how
50:16
quick this is. It's just, you know, I just can't help but
50:21
cringe just a little bit. Just well. My thinking is that she could
50:27
have probably been more selective. She could have probably spent more time just sampling
50:32
the wares, the flavors of ice cream. As Tony said so eloquently,
50:37
she could have spent some time to really see what kind of men are out
50:40
there. But at the same time, hey, if you know, you
50:43
know I met my husband Ben at the end of January twenty to twelve.
50:46
Honey, I was married to that man by August girl aunty twelve. See,
50:52
and we've been together for I can't do metha twelve years. Twelve years.
50:55
We've been together a really long time and he's the one, so it
51:00
can happen. Yeah, it does, and so that was kind of cute.
51:04
Yeah, all right, Now we get to the preview. In the
51:06
preview, we see Janelle saying that Christine didn't know what it's like to be
51:12
loved like this. So Janelle is seeing it with her own two eyes,
51:16
seeing how Christine is just so happy. Yeah. We also hear Christine saying
51:20
that Robin doesn't have a desire to be in plural marriage. Cody calls Christine
51:25
a shit sister wife because she doesn't know Robin at all. Okay, Okay,
51:30
so we're going to do that again, Larrie, know how you feel
51:32
about that. Jesus Chris God. Robin's going to be hesitating when asked if
51:37
she can be happy with just Cody. She's going to pretend the answer is
51:43
no, but of course it's yes. We're going to meet David, We're
51:46
gonna have a sit down on the couch, and this is where we hear
51:51
Cody also say that Christine has to destroy his character because for David's sake,
51:55
he can't think that Christine would leave a good man. Okay, because if
51:59
Christine can leave a good man, that means Christine can leave him. This
52:02
is why he's fucking delusional, because he thinks he's a good man. You
52:07
are a crazy person. I mean, you are absolutely fucking insane. Like
52:10
he gets so close, like in these tell alls where he's like talking about
52:15
how he didn't manage his family properly. He gets there, right, and
52:20
then he pulls it back and blames everybody else and calls Christina's shit sister wife
52:23
and then says that bullshit. Oh he David can't be with her if she
52:29
left a good man, so she has to talk shit. So you think
52:31
you're a good man, right, he does? You think you're a man
52:35
of integrity after how you've taught You've treated your whole entire family the last few
52:39
years, like how you've treated Mary the last decade. Like I don't understand.
52:44
He's doing damage control because he knows the other wives and the kids are
52:47
speaking out against him. He calls it trash talking and demonization and vilifying.
52:52
So he's trying to discredit everything they're saying because they have to tear him down
52:57
in order to justify what it is that the doing. He just cannot take
53:02
an ounce of accountability. He is a veritable toddler in terms of his emotional
53:09
maturity. Got googgle, And we do not prefer him. No, we
53:15
do not pamper boy. All right, Well, was I too crazy?
53:19
No? I mean, I'm just I'm at like my limit for the season
53:23
of the Horseshit yep. And I look forward to new storylines, new relationships,
53:30
new people in hopefully future seasons of Sister Wives. But I'm like,
53:35
I'm tired of the life. Yes, that's what I'm tired of too.
53:43
And we have another fucking tell all and then we've got a look back.
53:46
We've got I don't need to look back. Two other things, like we
53:50
got two more installments, and then we got the wedding special, like we're
53:52
going into January one. I think we have four installments, we have a
53:57
look back, we have a talk back, what's that we have? Aware
54:00
are they now? And then other there's like four weird things. Wow,
54:04
I think it's going to be on the twenty second of December, the twenty
54:07
fourth of December, and the twenty ninth. There's going to be three We
54:10
are going to have to recap it. But by the way, yeah,
54:13
Christmas week we're off. Yeah, we're hanging out and partying. We have
54:16
stuff to do. We've got presents, cockatail and food and festivities. Yeah.
54:23
So we're going to be gone the week of Christmas. But when we
54:25
come back, we will recap generally all the stuff that they talked about.
54:30
I'm not going to do forensic investing for hours, dateline fucking NBC on polygamy.
54:37
It's just going to be like forty five minutes of this is what these
54:39
clowns are doing now. Yeah, and I'm looking forward to it. And
54:43
then we have Christine's stuff, Christine's wedding special. Good lord, are we
54:46
going to get us season nineteen. I'm like, they're doing all this,
54:50
they're filming it. Well, they're filming it. We'll see how it goes.
54:52
I guess I'm looking forward to it. By the way, Beatrice and
54:57
I have also decided that we are going to be adventurous raccoons and we're going
55:01
to venture into the Bravo universe at the end of January because coming out right,
55:07
girl vand I've never seen that shit, so you're gonna have to catch
55:12
me. Well, you know, I never ventured into the Bravo stuff.
55:15
I've always been like a TLC whore, right, So that's been my game.
55:20
I am historically a Bravo Storian. Yeah, I've been all up in
55:24
it. I used to watch it with my mom. I used to watch
55:28
it with my daughter, your wife, like, I'm all about it.
55:30
I've watched every single season of vander Pump. So maybe we'll have like a
55:35
preliminary episode before it airs where we can meet all the characters, go into
55:38
their sun signs, moon signs, rising signs, maybe make a couple of
55:44
predictions about what's going to happen, and then let's cover that. That's something
55:47
new vibe I need to do. Trash me too, know your new vibes.
55:53
I'm excited about it. Okay, Well this was fun. Now is
55:57
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