The Lark Distillery: The Bass Strait Betrayal
**March 15th, 2026. Hobart.** The chill bites deeper than the Tasmanian air, seeping into the bone like bad data into a balance sheet. Cassandra warns of "identity debt"—a high-gloss lacquer over dry rot, where the shine costs extra, but the floorboards still collapse. Auditors Marcus and Katie (els-kling) are dissecting the liquid lies of Lark Distillery, a company selling a "wilderness dream" that's really an industrial blend in a fancy bottle. But the real audit is closer to home. Marcus relentlessly taps the glass of Katie’s pristine corporate armor, asking if she knew she was just…
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