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Things That Must Go for January 8th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Things that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, things that must go, things that are bugging. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you can't stand them anymore. I can't stand them no more.
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  Speaker 2: And you say, I am so irritated by this. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna send this to Radio from Hell. Maybe if they
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  Speaker 2: read it on the air, it'll make me feel better,
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  Speaker 2: and maybe these things will disappear from your life. Things
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  Speaker 2: that must go from your life. So you send your
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  Speaker 2: muscos to Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com,
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  Speaker 2: and please put must go in the subject line and
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  Speaker 2: we'll get to it if we can.
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  Speaker 3: You want to start Gina, Uh sure, this is from
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  Speaker 3: Please don't use my name? Good morning. A little context
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  Speaker 3: before I must go. I've been in recovery from an
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  Speaker 3: eating disorder since twenty fifteen, and one of my siblings
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  Speaker 3: also struggles with orthorexia, an obsession with clean eating that's
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  Speaker 3: just as dangerous as any other eating disorder. I've talked
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  Speaker 3: to them about this and they agreed that they have
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  Speaker 3: a problem. Guess who's not addressed this issue at all,
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  Speaker 3: but has started a therapy practice that also provides nutrition support.
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  Speaker 3: My sibling, Oh, let's see, getting old and having to
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  Speaker 3: move to assisted living must go. My mother had a
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  Speaker 3: stroke in June and is now in a facility. It's
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  Speaker 3: hard to watch her suffer. Kudos to people that work
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  Speaker 3: in these environments and help out our loved ones. Another
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  Speaker 3: please don't use my name. My thing that must go
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  Speaker 3: is my child's school starting at seven point fifty am.
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  Speaker 3: I have to put her on the bus at seven
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  Speaker 3: oh five. This is way too early. It is luckily
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  Speaker 3: my oldest is an early riser. Next year my son
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  Speaker 3: starts kindergarten and he's decidedly not a morning person. I'm
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  Speaker 3: anticipating many early morning battles in my future.
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  Speaker 2: Make this go away, I'll go next. I have one
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  Speaker 2: of my own. I don't watch a lot of football,
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  Speaker 2: but I do watch some NFL. That's for some reason
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  Speaker 2: I enjoy. But I'll just watch bits and pieces of games,
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  Speaker 2: and uh, but so I see this so often, even
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  Speaker 2: on the little bit of football that I watch. It
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  Speaker 2: must go. It's when a player is tackled. He's tackled,
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  Speaker 2: He's made a pretty good play, but he gets tackled,
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  Speaker 2: and he jumps up and does this kind of pointing
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  Speaker 2: gesture to the goal line, and they're all doing it
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  Speaker 2: like right over there, we're going stop where we're headed.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just it's just it's such a cliche. Quit it.
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  Speaker 2: Let's see this one says door dashers must go. The
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  Speaker 2: ones that skip the line when there are people ahead
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  Speaker 2: of them and shove their phone in the cashier's face.
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  Speaker 2: So you.
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  Speaker 3: Door dashers, you go to the restaurant, you're gonna eat
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  Speaker 3: there or whatever. But they think because they're door dash people,
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  Speaker 3: they can.
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  Speaker 2: I'm there to get by the stof Yeah. Let's see
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  Speaker 2: this one. People that make left turn in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the intersection and then drive over the opposite lane's
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  Speaker 2: space while completing their turn, stay in the wane? Did
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  Speaker 2: you not get stopped to stay within the lines?
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  Speaker 3: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I see all right. Let's see this one says, good
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  Speaker 2: morning lords, Please make the following things go. If you
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  Speaker 2: can any spoken word recording in which I can clearly
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  Speaker 2: hear the person's tongue and saliva as they're speaking. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know what kind of audio levels caut this, but
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  Speaker 2: it makes me immensely or immediately rather hit the mute
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  Speaker 2: or skip button because I'm too grossed out to listen
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  Speaker 2: to anything they're saying. People who instinctively interrupt three words
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  Speaker 2: into your sentence to go, huh hey, could you huh hey?
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  Speaker 2: Could you hah? I haven't said it yet, Wait till
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  Speaker 2: let go speaking, and maybe you'll still hear enough to
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  Speaker 2: get the gist of what I said, even if you
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  Speaker 2: missed the first few words. Mob bosses in PG thirteen
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  Speaker 2: movies who have to use substitute squares like friggin' and
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  Speaker 2: crap because they can't say the R rated words. It
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  Speaker 2: does nothing to make me less afraid of the character
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  Speaker 2: and remind me that I'm watching a PG thirteen movie.
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  Speaker 2: Could you just make them seem a lot more menacing
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  Speaker 2: by having them speak with purpose and avoid swearing all together.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, when you put on a sock unaware that
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  Speaker 2: you have a huge hangnail on your toe and it
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  Speaker 2: set snags on the saw. Thanks for letting me listen, Sean.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, this one the name of the first baby
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  Speaker 2: born at the University of Utah Hospital in twenty twenty
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  Speaker 2: five months ago. Sadly, this innocent child was saddled with
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  Speaker 2: the name Ralph for life. I mean, really, who could
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  Speaker 2: possibly do this? Right? Bill? This was on a morning
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  Speaker 2: news story on January first, and baby names came up
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  Speaker 2: on a radio from how Best Of on January second,
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  Speaker 2: I couldn't help myself. Love to you, Ralph william All
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  Speaker 2: read from Jason.
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  Speaker 3: I just I didn't know that the first baby born
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  Speaker 3: this year was named Ralph. I don't think there are
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  Speaker 3: many new baby ralphs.
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  Speaker 2: I was a baby Ralph, not born on New Year's
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  Speaker 2: but Carrie.
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  Speaker 1: All right, a few from the foot of Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 1: If you're doing an hour and a half documentary about
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  Speaker 1: Wham's last Christmas, that's something's wrong with you. And you
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  Speaker 1: talk about the song and the video, how it came
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  Speaker 1: to pass, you even get a re You reunite the
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  Speaker 1: people from the video, the ones that are still alive
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  Speaker 1: that aren't George Bichael. You reunite them and go to
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  Speaker 1: the place where you filmed the video. Show the damn
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  Speaker 1: video in the documentary. I don't want to have to
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  Speaker 1: go to YouTube to look it up.
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  Speaker 2: They were showing clips. They had the rights to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's like three minutes they could have played the It's.
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  Speaker 1: Two and a half anyway, odd number, odd numbered appetizers
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  Speaker 1: or small plates odd numbered.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you're sharing.
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  Speaker 3: That means somebody's gonna get more.
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  Speaker 1: Don't make a table have to fight over the last
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  Speaker 1: piece and have to split it.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I don't say this very often, but first
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  Speaker 2: world problems.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody that was actually on my list? People who yell
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  Speaker 1: first world problem, sheese, let's see. Also, it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: weird that calendars designate Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve
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  Speaker 1: and Christmas Day in New Year's Day.
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  Speaker 2: We know what eve means. Do we really need this
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  Speaker 2: on the calendar?
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  Speaker 1: This one from Kirk whoever painted the parking lot lines
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  Speaker 1: at Lagoon too narrow for a car and not evenly spaced?
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  Speaker 1: I guess you'd have to see it, understand. And when
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  Speaker 1: friends at highlight everyone on Facebook for every stupid announcement
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  Speaker 1: and invitation, they might have stop spamming me and stop
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  Speaker 1: trying to sell me a car that way too.
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  Speaker 2: This one from Timbo.
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  Speaker 1: When working out at the gym, I'll be making my
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  Speaker 1: way to a particular weight machine, but someone else grabs
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  Speaker 1: it just before I'm there. I know this is a
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  Speaker 1: rather weak things that must go, but sometimes I will
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  Speaker 1: see someone change the weights to a much higher weight
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  Speaker 1: after they're done, just to make others think that they
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  Speaker 1: are lifting really heavyweights. Really, there's no way you're doing
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  Speaker 1: two hundred pound leg curls, come on all right, thanks Timbow.
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  Speaker 1: Finally this one. Good morning lords, This is Shane. I
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  Speaker 1: have just one thing that must never happen again, the
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  Speaker 1: Kenny Loggins opening number.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm now scarred deeply. I'm looking forward to the Coyote
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  Speaker 1: one show. I know that wild Bill, Carrie, Coyote, Silver Saddles,
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  Speaker 1: Gina and Wildcat Katie won't play that stuff. Also can't
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  Speaker 1: wait for the news segment called Rattlesnake Round Up, the
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Dead celebrity game with Frank the Undertaker, christ In Who's
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: in the Pine Box? Beat Silver Saddles Gina and Trivia
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  Speaker 1: around the campfire boner of the day, the Rustler Roundup
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  Speaker 1: coming coming to us from the Old Saloon studios at
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  Speaker 1: the Minor forty nine er Media Tower. Thanks for the
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  Speaker 1: time and a big Yeppie Kaye your friend, I mean
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  Speaker 1: Pardner Shane. Long live Coyote.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want thanks? That must go on the radio
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  Speaker 1: Show.