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361: Sister Wives Rewind - Hawaiian Vacation Erupts (S10 E9) · Reality TV Cringe

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  Speaker 1: So anyway, before we get into the recap, which again
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  Speaker 1: is the finale of season 10, I do have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you, Beatrice, whether you had any.
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  Speaker 2: I just think Cody's such a little bitch, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 2: Him crashing out over even the thought of eating pork
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  Speaker 2: when you're in Hawaii and you're eating this beautiful roasted
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  Speaker 2: pig that looked delicious, by the way.
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  Speaker 1: Girl, you know I'm tracking my macros.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: And I am in a cut perpetually. I saw that
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  Speaker 1: pig and I was just like, oh.
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  Speaker 2: I want that whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: My God. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Just give it to me right now. So good. But
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  Speaker 2: he's like literally crashing out about it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, why?
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  Speaker 2: How old are you?
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  Speaker 1: Nobody asked me if we could have a luau. Bitch,
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  Speaker 1: this is an honor in Hawaii for them to throw
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  Speaker 1: you a luau. Like, straight up, and you're being insulting.
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  Speaker 1: And you're pouting about it. God, cry me a river. Bitch, baby,
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  Speaker 1: diaper baby. Can't stand him.
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  Speaker 2: Me neither.
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  Speaker 1: Did I have a takeaway? Not really. I mean, the
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  Speaker 1: whole part with McKelty and Christine when McKelty comes, in
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  Speaker 1: all of her innocence, honestly, to tell her mother that
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  Speaker 1: she's in love with a boy named Tony. that she
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  Speaker 1: met in St. George. And Christine, the energy that she
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  Speaker 1: brings to that conversation is so different than what she
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  Speaker 1: brought to Maddie's announcement of her engagement to Caleb. And
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  Speaker 1: I was really just sad for McKelty because she really
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  Speaker 1: wanted to have a special moment with her mom. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And she didn't get it. No, not at all. Christine
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  Speaker 1: kind of sucks. Kind of? Yeah, just a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: We also want to acknowledge before we start the recap
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  Speaker 1: that It was announced that season 21 of Sister Wives
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  Speaker 1: is going to be starting on October 4th.
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  Speaker 2: Yep. So a month, less than a month.
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  Speaker 1: Less than a month, like two weeks.
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  Speaker 2: My God.
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  Speaker 1: We've also heard rumors about the cast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We are going to be and or have already addressed
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  Speaker 1: this in a separate video. We don't know when these
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  Speaker 1: about that and our theories about what's really going on.
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  Speaker 1: So make sure that you look for that on our channel.
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  Speaker 1: Or on our podcast platforms. And without further ado, let's
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  Speaker 1: get into today's recap of Sister Wives Season 10, Episode 9.
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  Speaker 1: Hawaiian vacation erupts. Oh, God. Because Cody's a big old baby. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: So we start off the vacation, go into a coffee
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  Speaker 2: shop and we have to have this obligatory statement about
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  Speaker 2: how Mormons don't drink coffee. But like Janelle likes coffee
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  Speaker 2: because it's not that deep, bro. I'm going to enjoy
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  Speaker 2: some Java. It's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Have you seen on Instagram that reel that dropped probably
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  Speaker 1: in the last 30 days or so of some white
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  Speaker 1: bread mormon husband talking about discovering that his mormon wife
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  Speaker 1: actually was drinking coffee behind his back and he's literally
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  Speaker 1: crying about it that she was in this state of
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  Speaker 1: deceit and sin and he was not aware of it
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  Speaker 1: and it was devastating oh my god that's so stupid
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  Speaker 1: cry bitch that's so stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure there are some Mormons that probably watch us
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  Speaker 2: and they don't drink coffee and that's fine. That's great.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only judging you a little bit and that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: But like, I don't know. The way the Browns frame
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  Speaker 2: it in this episode is that like their church doesn't
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  Speaker 2: follow all of the LDS rules, but they do follow
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  Speaker 2: this kind of a rule because it's more about their
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  Speaker 2: health and wellness and being healthy because I guess coffee
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  Speaker 2: is unhealthy. I don't know. But why are we going
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  Speaker 2: to a coffee shack to have breakfast? maybe just to
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  Speaker 2: talk about their religion a little bit. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They get there. It's a crazy small parking lot. They
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  Speaker 2: bitch about the parking situation. Cody almost has a crash
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  Speaker 2: out in the parking lot because he's trying to park
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  Speaker 2: like four minivans with his big ass family in this
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  Speaker 2: tiny ass island parking lot. And then when they get
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  Speaker 2: settled in the restaurant, Cody tries to give some stupid
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  Speaker 2: speech about being the general of the family and being
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  Speaker 2: the president. And you guys got to answer to me. Why?
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  Speaker 2: And I don't really get this because on the couch,
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  Speaker 2: the adults talk about it. Like, you know, Cody's just like,
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  Speaker 2: I just want to lay down the law. I want
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  Speaker 2: them to listen to me. You know, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to be a dictator and I don't want to have
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  Speaker 2: everybody come to me for all the decisions, but I
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  Speaker 2: know that I have to be at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: It was really weird. He's like, I don't want to
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  Speaker 2: be the one to have all this responsibility, but everyone
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  Speaker 2: comes to me. But then at the restaurant, he's like
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  Speaker 2: going on this tirade about how you guys need to
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  Speaker 2: listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, and it's really strange because like, his sons
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  Speaker 1: and like Maddie's significant other, like they're adult men. You
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  Speaker 1: don't need to have these perpetual leadership conversations in front
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  Speaker 1: of your family. It's like when Robin's baby Ariel was born,
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  Speaker 1: we had to have another family meeting to announce the
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  Speaker 1: name in which he starts with everybody be quiet. You
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  Speaker 1: have to listen to me. It's like he's now entering
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  Speaker 1: into his weird season of the patriarch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's getting drummed into his consciousness or something that
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  Speaker 1: he should be respected. I think all of that is
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  Speaker 1: starting now.
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  Speaker 2: I think so too.
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  Speaker 1: Because we never really got that from him in previous seasons,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm seeing a lot of it in this season.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just weird to me, the disparity, because he's
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  Speaker 2: sitting there saying one thing about how he doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: that responsibility. He doesn't want everybody to come to him
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  Speaker 2: all the time. But then at the same time, he
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  Speaker 2: is expecting that. And then even Mary points it out
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  Speaker 2: on the couch saying like, it's more about respect. Like
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  Speaker 2: you don't want to be a dictator making all the rules,
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  Speaker 2: but you want everybody to respect him. And so I
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  Speaker 2: think you're right. This is like the Genesis of the Cody.
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  Speaker 2: We know now being this weird narcissistic dictator. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he's always been a bit of an.
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  Speaker 1: Arc, but like, it's just, it's becoming malignant. It's metastasized
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  Speaker 1: throughout the family for sure.
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  Speaker 2: And then after breakfast, we head to the beach and,
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  Speaker 2: And this is where we have like a small argument
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  Speaker 2: between Cody and Christine about setting up the umbrellas because
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  Speaker 2: Cody wanted to set up the umbrellas farther away on
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  Speaker 2: the beach where the sand was really hot. Mary and
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  Speaker 2: Christine had a little discussion about how that was stupid.
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  Speaker 2: And Christine says something like we should move faster. closer
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  Speaker 2: to the water. It just makes more sense that way.
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  Speaker 2: And then Mary kind of throws Christine under the bus
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  Speaker 2: with it. Again.
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  Speaker 1: She did that at Thanksgiving as well.
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  Speaker 2: And she says again to the camera, it's just easier
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  Speaker 2: for me to have Cody deal with the other wives
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  Speaker 2: when they're mad at him or something, even though I agree.
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  Speaker 2: And then we have a discussion about how when, you know,
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  Speaker 2: more than one sister wife agrees, it's a rule. And
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  Speaker 2: then Cody has to kind of concede. And that goes
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  Speaker 2: to your theory of like, this is when his little
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  Speaker 2: weird patriarchal toxic masculinity power trip started because he does
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  Speaker 2: get outvoted a lot by these women. But I'm like, dude,
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  Speaker 2: you chose this lifestyle with a bunch of independent women.
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  Speaker 1: Right. So I think once he actually divorced Mary, he
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  Speaker 1: saw what was possible. Like, Oh, I could divorce these bitches.
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  Speaker 1: I could be free of them maybe.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's like a little thing that's germinating in
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  Speaker 1: his brain. I do just want to say that the
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  Speaker 1: beach that they went to, is Hapuna Beach. Ooh, you've
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  Speaker 1: been there? And I spent so much of my formative years.
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  Speaker 2: Popping your pussy there?
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  Speaker 1: Popping my pussy in a bikini at Hapuna Beach, babe.
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  Speaker 1: It is such a beautiful beach. I remember like driving
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  Speaker 1: there with my boyfriends and their Camaros and their Irox.
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  Speaker 2: Making out with them.
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  Speaker 1: Their dusters and just making.
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  Speaker 2: Out on the beach.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh my God, I have been all
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  Speaker 1: over that beach. Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: But it is a beautiful beach.
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  Speaker 2: It looked really, really nice.
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  Speaker 1: It was nice.
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  Speaker 2: I will say. I do miss the Pacific Ocean.
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  Speaker 1: That's my.
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  Speaker 2: That's my home right there.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 2: And then we get back to the rental and then
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  Speaker 2: we have this like weird conversation between Cody and Mary
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  Speaker 2: where Cody takes Mary privately to talk to her. about
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  Speaker 2: how sweet and cool he thought her paintings were.
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  Speaker 1: It was kind of a production the way that he
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  Speaker 1: set it up though because she was in the kitchen
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  Speaker 1: with I don't know who and she was preparing food
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  Speaker 1: and she was doing something and he stops her and
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  Speaker 1: he says, hey, can I talk to you?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And so I'm sure in that moment she was filled
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  Speaker 1: with dread because what's coming? Like am I in trouble?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Camera of course and so he takes her into another
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  Speaker 1: room and of course it's nothing but forced praise for
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  Speaker 1: her weird paintings it's so stupid you should totally paint
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  Speaker 1: full time yeah i feel like you're an artiste mary i.
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  Speaker 2: Really feel like you're developing your passion mary it's i
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  Speaker 2: just i'm really proud of.
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  Speaker 1: You i'm glad it's not me stick to.
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  Speaker 2: That i have another passion besides me right because i
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  Speaker 2: don't want to be your passion anymore it's I did
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  Speaker 2: find it interesting the way Cody talked about it in
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  Speaker 2: his talking head, though, because he says, you know, that
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  Speaker 2: him and Mary are still struggling a lot and that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, there have been times in their marriage where
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  Speaker 2: it's gotten really, really bad and they had a bit
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  Speaker 2: of a wake up call. But he doesn't say what
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  Speaker 2: the wake up call is. We can only assume that
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: it's the catfish or something. And then he said something
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  Speaker 2: to the effect of now at this point in their marriage,
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  Speaker 2: he has to be very calculated with everything that he
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  Speaker 2: says to Mary, everything that he does with Mary, because
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  Speaker 2: they're at a weird spot. And I just thought that
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  Speaker 2: was a really interesting way to phrase their marital issues.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't think he wants to work on anything
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  Speaker 2: really with her. I think he's just... being cordial for
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: the sake of the show and for the sake of
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  Speaker 2: you know protecting this polygamist image so he can keep
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  Speaker 2: getting paid like i don't think he really cares about
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  Speaker 2: working on their marriage at all whereas mary is trying
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  Speaker 2: in her own you know dumb way a little bit
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  Speaker 2: like look at my paintings i'm part of the family
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  Speaker 2: i still love you.
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  Speaker 1: Well he's definitely still stringing her along yeah and if
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  Speaker 1: the rumors and context are true that he promised her
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  Speaker 1: after the legal divorce, that they would be able to
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  Speaker 1: reconcile and work on their relationship and connect again. Like
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  Speaker 1: you can kind of see this in Mary really wanting
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  Speaker 1: that and hoping that actually happens, but you can see
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  Speaker 1: also Cody actually pulling away. And so it was a
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  Speaker 1: total bait and switch. 100%.
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  Speaker 2: And it's just odd to me because then he said
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  Speaker 2: something else in his talking head about how you know,
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  Speaker 2: to be fair to their history together, all of their
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  Speaker 2: years that they spent married, that they just need time
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  Speaker 2: for all of this like pain and antagonism to just
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  Speaker 2: wash away. And I'm like, okay, well then you need
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  Speaker 2: to like do your part in that. Like maybe you
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  Speaker 2: need to work on your forgiveness of Mary and, you know,
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  Speaker 2: try to be fair to her with all of these
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  Speaker 2: years that you guys have spent together. Because it seems
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  Speaker 2: like at this point, Mary is trying to do that.
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  Speaker 2: She's really trying to rectify it. I'm sure she's turbo embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: and ashamed by her actions and being outed on national
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  Speaker 2: TV and across the country. So it's just, it's just
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  Speaker 2: weird to me that we're just doing this dance and
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  Speaker 2: pretending like they're working on things.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: And it also seemed like Mary was like, so like
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  Speaker 2: once she found out that Cody wanted to talk to
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  Speaker 2: her about her dumb paintings, it seemed like she was so,
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  Speaker 2: like happy about that.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh my God, you notice me. It's a crumb.
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  Speaker 1: It's a scrap. She gets nothing. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's like really pathetic. I'm sorry. I don't, I don't
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  Speaker 2: want to. It is pathetic.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you sorry? That's exactly what it is. But
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  Speaker 1: none of these women really have any self-worth.
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  Speaker 2: No, they don't.
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  Speaker 1: It's sad. So she's on a journey to find herself
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  Speaker 1: in a few years, hopefully.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: She does eventually.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Sort of. Kind of. Did you see the new AI? Girl.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Did you see the new AI?
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  Speaker 2: Of the 80s night?
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  Speaker 1: Poster of... Mary for her 80s night upcoming in Pleasant City,
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  Speaker 1: Utah or something. I just felt like the AI reproduced
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: her hair perfectly.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: I know. Her hair is perfect.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like, it is so cringe. And still, there's
• 13:50
  Speaker 1: no location. It's just the town that it's being held in.
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  Speaker 1: She knows we want to go so bad.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: She knows we're going to be showing up.
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  Speaker 2: She's not releasing it.
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: In our wigs. Because we go Go Hood.
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  Speaker 2: We should go.
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  Speaker 1: We should go. I would love to go. It would
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  Speaker 1: be so awesome. If only I could walk.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we will go.
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  Speaker 2: I can wheel you in a wheelchair.
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  Speaker 1: The party is from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m.
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  Speaker 2: It's a little late for some senior citizens.
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  Speaker 1: It is a little late. You could wheel me in
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  Speaker 1: and I would party. It would be so fun anyway. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God.
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  Speaker 2: Ridiculous. And so then after Cody and Mary's very serious talk. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: Then it's like the next day, I think.
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  Speaker 1: And.
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  Speaker 2: Cody or not Cody Mary Janelle and Brianna want to
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: play a little prank on Leon and this is where
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: they draw their eyebrows on really thick and it was
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: originally Brianna and Mary's idea and then they kind of
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: roped Janelle into it because they thought Janelle would think
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: it was funny and sure enough Janelle is busting up
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  Speaker 2: laughing she thinks it's great she draws her eyebrows on
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  Speaker 2: super thick and it was actually kind of a sweet
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: little moment between Janelle and Mary in particular like you
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  Speaker 2: know this is the kind of thing that maybe nancy
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  Speaker 2: was talking about in their dumb therapy session that you
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: can do something together and they ultimately did and you
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: know when they all three draw their eyebrows on they
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: go up to leon and leon is just such a
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: stink face totally with a fucking toad all the time i.
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  Speaker 1: Think they see the eyebrows they do but they just
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: keep walking they just don't react to do not.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: Care yeah and then finally when they point it out
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: to leon leon's like That's stupid. And they don't even
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: really laugh. They kind of giggle a little bit, but
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: they're not really like into it. I'm just like, man,
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: the way I want to just slap Leon sometimes. Because
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, just laugh about it. It's funny. Yeah.
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: And Leon does laugh with Janelle.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: And with Brianna. But it's Mary that Leon is like swerving.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And I guess I can kind of understand because
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Leon's still mad at Mary right now. so i get
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: it but also like throw your mom a bone come
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: on like life's too short to be so angry but
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: whatever who am i just a bitch on the internet
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: in a wig and then later on i think that
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: day maddie and caleb gather the whole family around and
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: maddie proceeds to low-key lecture the whole family about her
• 16:14
  Speaker 2: wedding and her plan she's like y'all better be on
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: fucking The wedding starts at 4 p.m. sharp. If you're
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: even a minute late, you're not in the wedding. Period.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: End of story. You guys need to get there two
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: days early because I'm not dealing with y'all coming in
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: the last minute. It was kind of funny because she's
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: telling her family, like, get your shit together. And she's
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: mainly looking at the parents who are chronically always late
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: to literally everything. And then Maddie asks Cody... to officiate
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: for her wedding. And Cody's reaction to me kind of
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: surprised me because he wasn't really like happy or honored
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: in the moment. He says he was, but he.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: Looks like, Underwhelmed.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Underwhelmed. Almost a little pissed off to be asked.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: Annoyed.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Like, why are you asking me? And in his talking head,
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: he says he was honored, but that he felt a
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: wave of terror and fear because, you know, it's intimidating
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: for him to officiate his daughter's wedding. And then in
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: the moment he asks them, like, well, I thought Caleb's
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: dad was going to officiate. And then we have a
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: discussion about... caleb's parents and unfortunately caleb's mom passed away
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: a month prior from terminal cancer and so his dad
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: just doesn't have the emotional bandwidth to do this and
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: he would actually prefer cody to do it and so
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: that's the reason why cody's gonna do it he ultimately
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: does do it but i just thought in the moment
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: It's kind of a shitty reaction.
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: It is a shitty reaction. I mean, even if you're
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: not feeling it, even if you're kind of in a
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: bad mood, which we go on to have a bit
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: more of that, like you could at least put on
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: a game face. This is like the biggest thing in
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: your daughter's life. And you're just acting terribly in my opinion.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: And I just want to say, I officiated Beatrice's wedding
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: to my daughter.
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: She did.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: You were so cute because you guys asked me if
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: I would do it. And I was like, oh my God.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I had a little jolt of terror too because I'm like,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: oh God. But the way you approached me, it felt
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: at the time like really casual. Maybe it was Alyssa. Yeah,
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: it would be fun. We'll come over. You know, you
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: can officiate. But I took that so seriously.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I know you did. You went online.
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I went online. I was like researching speeches and vows
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: and all of the things. And then when we did it,
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: it was actually so lovely.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: In my opinion. I thought it was too. I'm not
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: talking about me, but like just the entire community. vibration
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: of it was just so lovely and my husband was
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: there it was just such a wonderful moment.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: It was nice it was really low-key thank.
• 18:40
  Speaker 1: You for asking me what an honor and I felt
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: it in the moment when you asked me I'm like
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: oh my god that's a huge honor and I hope
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: that I expressed that unlike Cody.
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: You did I don't remember you having a bad attitude.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: At all no I was so honored I was a
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: little scared but I'm like I could do.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: This yeah And I think we gave you time too.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like we were like, can we do it tomorrow?
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: No. Yeah, you did.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: You had also been begging us to get married for
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: like months prior to that.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Was I?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: I literally have screenshots. I still have screenshots from like
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: 2016 of you texting me being like, when are you
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: and my daughter going.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: To get married?
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: We can go to Vegas. Totally.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I was into it.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: And here we are a million years later. And so
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: then the next day, the family goes.
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: I love you.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love you too.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: You're so precious to me. Oh my God, what a
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: gift you are.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Don't get back to the recap.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. And so anyway, we go back the
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: next day to the beach because we're going to shred
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: the gnar, as Christine says.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: Oh God, yeah.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: We go surfing as a family. We learn how to
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: surf from some surf shack or something. And then Mary
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: runs over Leon with her surfboard, which I thought was
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: kind of funny. And they make it really dramatic in
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: But it wasn't that big of a deal. of a deal.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: Like Leon got hurt. Yeah.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: Like Leon didn't even care. It was actually pretty great.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: And Leon does laugh kind of about it. And Mary
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: laughs about it. And that was kind of a nice
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: moment to break a little bit of the tension between them,
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: but it's still there.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, indeed. Don't forget.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: It's still there. And so then it's like their last
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: night in Hawaii, uh, Um, and we'll actually know it's
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: like the second to last night because we're talking about
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: the luau, which is going to be hosted by the hosts,
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: I guess, of the house that they're renting. And this
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: is where Cody has a bit of his crash out
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: because we're like in the living room and, you know,
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Janelle's super lax. She's sitting there with some of the kids.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Some of the kids are napping on the couch and
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: playing with Legos or whatever. And she's just like, yeah,
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: I'm like really excited for the luau. There's going to
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: be pork. And, you know, I'm really excited. I haven't
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: like had pork in a very, very long time. And
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You know, Logan says it too. He's like, I'm super
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: excited for some pork. Like, I'm all about it. But
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Cody is over there with his bald spot building Legos,
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: and he's bitching about it the whole time. Like, he
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: says the craziest shit. He's like, well, nobody asked my
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: permission to do this. And, you know, I'm... like not
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: eating pork. There's not going to be nothing for me
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: to eat. And Janelle's like, there's going to be other shit,
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: like calm down a little bit, you baby. And he's like,
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: what other food is there going to be like poi?
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not eating that crap either.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, please. Americans stop going to other countries. But
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously Hawaii is a state or whatever, but
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: like stop going to foreign places and then eschewing their
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: food or acting like an absolute toddler when they are
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: pulling out all the stops and rolling out the red
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: carpet for you. Like that's a huge undertaking to put
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: a pig in an emu, to cook it all day,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: to prepare the poi, to prepare the lau lau that
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: I saw that they had and the lomi lomi. Oh
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: my God. It was just like, you know, again, I'm
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: on my macro setting. I am in the cut. I'm
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: just like the way I would tear into all of
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: that food. At least the brown boys on the couch
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: had the decency to say that food was really good.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: It was Hawaiian food is awesome. And it is, it's
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: tasty as hell.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: It's so stupid to me. Like you can have your
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: own like religious views or even your own dietary restriction.
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: That's fine. But like to shit all over, like, I
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: don't want to say a culture, but a culture is food.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Indeed it's a culture.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: You know, to shit all over that when you're, a
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: guest there is so offensive to me. Like, don't go. Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know why you're bitching about it.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't just the pork. He was shitting on
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: poi too. And I was asking your daughter about it.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Cause I know she's had poi and didn't she have
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: poi when she was a little baby?
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: She was weaned on poi. She was weaned on poi. My,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: my friends sent me bags and bags and bags of
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: pois cause she, cause she wouldn't sleep. So I started
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: giving her poi in her bottle and And she slept
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: for like eight or nine hours a night. It changed
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: my life. Poi changed my life. I was weaned on Poi.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: Is it something you only give babies?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: No, you eat it as a side in every meal.
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: It's really healthy for you.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's very, very healthy for you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I've never had it, but I would totally be willing
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: to try it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I just was curious. I mean, I think if you
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: tried it, you would think it was maybe a bit
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: of a tasteless paste. I know when I was growing up,
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: we put sugar in it. We sweetened it somewhat. I mean,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: it's not like grits at all because it's smoother than that.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: But like if grits isn't doctored up with sugar or
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: butter or whatever, it's pretty tasteless, right? So very similar,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: but you can eat it with the pig and you
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: can eat it with the lau lau. I was going
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to ask if you could eat it with stuff. Yes,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: you could eat it with stuff and it is just
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: so delicious and very nutritious as well. So my little daughter...
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: She had her poi in her bottle. She slept all night.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: She was so happy. Oh my gosh. Yes.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: I just, I thought Cody's such a bitch for this.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: And it is, it's a kind of a cornerstone aspect
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: of Hawaiian food.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Like it is very culturally relevant to the people. So
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: to shit all over it and be like, Oh God,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: that shit is, Oh, I just wanted to punch him.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: I wanted to roundhouse kick him right in his bald spot.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It's so annoying to me. And like, I don't know
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: if it's just an American thing where Americans go to
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: other countries and like shit all over their food, but
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: it feels like it's mainly an American thing. Maybe.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, the Americans are talking about it because we're
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: in America, but yeah, we need to stop doing that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: It's so annoying.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Especially like Polynesian cultures where they're so gracious and welcoming
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: and loving.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Like they're putting all of this on for you and
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: you're going to throw fits.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Tonga. I've been to Samoa. I've been to Fiji. I've
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: eaten with indigenous people because I used to be a
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: hoe ass missionary. Don't even let me get into it.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: But like I've eaten with a lot of different indigenous
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: people and they, I've been to some villages and they,
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: they don't have much, you know what I mean? They
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: bathe in the Creek. They live in literal huts. They
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: pull out all the stops to have a huge celebration.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: They play music. They give you their best indigenous foods
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and And you and it's always good, by the way.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: It's always super duper delicious. But like you, you have
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: to honor them in return. So anyway, this is just
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: solidifies in my mind how ain't shit Cody is.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he ain't shit. And also Janelle Loki ain't shit
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: because to the couch or on the couch, she was
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: kind of defending Cody and being like, oh, he's just tired.
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: He's really crabby and grouchy.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: I don't care.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, he's literally like 46. Yeah, grow up. Oh my God.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: You toddler.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Literally acting like a toddler.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I hate him so much.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: And then he tries to save face at the end
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: of it being like, well, it is their island. It's
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: not my island. And I'm like, yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: You got that right. Stop being a bitch.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Stop being a little bitch baby brat.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I mean, what is there redeeming about Cody Brown?
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Literally nothing.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: There's absolutely nothing.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Literally nothing. I also thought it was weird to me
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: that the reason why he doesn't eat pork is because
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: of his religious beliefs. And so normally this is like
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: what they consider a Jewish culture.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Thing yeah but he's kind of a fetishist about kind
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: of jewish stuff right because it's not just the pork
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: thing he wanted his family to celebrate hanukkah.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And stuff like that and other jewish holidays yeah.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: And he does like the prayers the jewish prayers over
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the table and stuff but.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: They're fundamentalist mormon and according to janelle when she's telling
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: everybody about his religious beliefs like cody believes that he
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: would be closer to jesus if he doesn't eat pork
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: and i'm just like okay.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: And if jesus were here jesus wouldn't be eating pork
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: You know what? I think if Jesus went to a luau,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: he would be chowing down on that pig.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what I'm thinking.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That's just me.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: If there's no parasites in it, too, because we're cooking
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: it thoroughly. That's right. Like, isn't that the whole point?
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Whatever.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was so weird to me. And, like,
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I don't want to shit on people for, like, their
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: religious beliefs. Again, like, if you don't. eat pork like
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: that's fine if it's part of your religious beliefs i'm
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: just shitting on cody for this yeah because of the
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: way he acted because he's the only one that's like
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: protesting it because i'm sure robin didn't eat pork because
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: she probably adopted cody's beliefs as well but she's not
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: making a stink about it and nobody else in the
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: family's making a stink about.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: It it's just ungrateful and turbo white behavior totally sorry
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: i'm white but you know what i'm saying like well
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: i grew up in the islands though and we'd have
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: these white people these howley's these tourists come in and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: not pay the appropriate respects for the things that they
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: were given, you know, and the Aloha spirit, at least
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: back then, I don't know. I haven't been in quite
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: a while, but the Aloha spirit is a real thing.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: People are nice. They are giving you lays. They are
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: helping you get to where you want to go. They
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: are kind people. And then you just have somebody like
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: Cody Brown, take it all for granted. It just sucks.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: rips me the wrong way raccoons.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Too and just like a little sidebar there's this guy
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: i've been watching on instagram he's going viral right now
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: so some people might know but he's this dude who's
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: going to like all of these really booty ass chinese
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: buffets around the country and he's like i'm doing it
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: until i get food poisoning and he goes to all
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: these chinese buffets and it's more of like a comedy
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: thing but he goes to show some of these really
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: booty ass buffets that have like really low stars on
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: yelp Anyway, every single time he goes to one, they're
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: serving like everything but Chinese food. And to this point
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: of like, we're in America, like they're, they're catering to
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: like all these like white people who don't want to
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: eat Chinese food.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: Like orange chicken.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: No, they're like serving pizza and fries and like stuffed
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: mushrooms and like weird shit like that. And I'm just like,
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: this is a Chinese buffet. Right. And it's just kind of,
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: it brings that conversation about like, you know, if you
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: want these other cultures to come to America and like
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: we're a big melting pot, then like enjoy the food.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Don't like Americanize it because you don't want to eat
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: the weird Chinese food. I don't know. I just think
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: it's annoying.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Well, did you hear about that American that went to
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Italy and made some sort of a TikTok about how
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: the food was really trashed there? Because all they do
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: is eat pasta. They don't have like protein. They don't
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: have protein powder. Stop it. It's just like, God, we
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: are so uncouth. I cannot with us.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Why are we like this?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: Is it bad that I said that he was white?
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I mean, obviously he is white. I don't mean to
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: make a racial divide. I realize this world is really
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: toxic on that point, but I'm just like, in terms
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: of a culture thing, like white people coming to a
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: place where brown people live and have lived for hundreds
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: of years, like that's just the wrong, you need to
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: be sensitive about where you're going and the spaces you're entering.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: For real.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: Okay. I'll leave it there. Based.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: And so the end of the episode is after the
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: luau where Cody doesn't eat anything because he's crying about
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: it in the corner. He's eating some lettuce or something.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: And he's watching bitterly as all his boys eat it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And Janelle, everybody doesn't give a fuck what his beliefs are.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: They just chow down on the pig.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Nobody cares about you, General Cody Brown. We're going to
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: eat some fucking, What did you call it? Cacao pig?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Kahlua pig.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Kahlua pig. Sorry.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I'm offensive. No, that's okay.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just a white person over here.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: It's not offensive at all. It's Kahlua pig, yeah. Cacao pig.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: It is the best thing in the world. I want
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: it so bad. The way I am... Totally lobbying my
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: husband to build an emu in my backyard. Why wouldn't you?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: You're strong and you build things. Can't you just build
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: us an emu?
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: So that way we can roast a pig and then
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: I can have some?
• 29:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, bitch.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: We could have a block party. It would be so fantastic. Oh, yeah.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: That would be so great.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. You've had pulled pork. Nothing like having pig
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: from an emu. Nothing like it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I want it so bad. And so after the luau,
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: we start packing up because it's their last night in Hawaii.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: They're going to be heading home. And McKelty decides that
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: this is the best time to tell Christine that she's
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: madly in love with Too Many Tacos Tony. We all
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: kind of saw it coming as soon as she moved
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: to St. George. And she even says it. She like
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: met Tony like, I don't know, a week or something
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: after moving to St. George. And she fell in love
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: with him. And so she tells Christine that they're very serious.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: And she's like super in love with him. And she
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: wants Christine to ask Cody... if he would be okay
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: with them getting married.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Or just like talking to Tony. Tony wants to talk
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: to Cody. Yeah.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: And like, Christine's like, you mean you're that serious? And
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: McKelvey's like, um, yeah. And like, we're not going to
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: get married tomorrow, but like pretty soon, like within a
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: couple months.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Right. So timeline check, this is spring break. So we're
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: probably talking March. Maddie's getting married in June. Yep. Right.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: And they're rushing to make this wedding happen. And so
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: McKelty is saying a couple of months. So you're talking
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: about June.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Literally.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: She's talking about like right around the same time as Maddie.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: So I know in season 11, we're going to have
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: conversations with McKelty where we try to get her to
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: push it out some to a winter wedding or something
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: like that. But the fact that she thinks it's okay
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: to come in and try, I'm sure she's not trying
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: to steal Maddie's thunder, but like just to, well, just
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: to not even think I guess about the ramifications of that.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: It's just like, Oh gosh, my little immature McKelty.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's my thing. It's like, I don't think there's
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: anything wrong with being in Lerve, especially when you're young.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: It's so magical and fun and amazing. And I totally
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: was a teen bride.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: You totally were. You were.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think I was barely 20, but like,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: you know, I got with your daughter really young. We
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: were 19 and I totally was like this. I was super, like,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: hard eyes.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you were sprung.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: I was so sprung, and I was super happy about it,
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna marry her no matter
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: what anybody tells me, and there were a lot of
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: people that told me not to do it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: But I did it anyway, and we got married really fast,
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: and so I understand McKelty being excited, and obviously she's
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: still with him, and they have kids together, and I
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: think that's great. I do think that Christine's reaction was
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: pretty lame compared to maddie's because christine and they even
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: show the flashback of maddie telling the family she's dating
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: a dude who's like 30 right and she's barely 18
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: she's with this 30 year old and christine literally leaps
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: out of her chair and jumps over for joy and
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: screams and so i think that it's lame that christine
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: was so shocked by it and almost disapproving in the moment.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Very much so and to the camera definitely disapproving definitely
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: doesn't think that mckelty is ready isn't ready to have
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: a serious conversation about how christine actually really feels about
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: it and i wanted to ask you and everybody else
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: has christine met tony at this point because the way
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: it's being presented on the show is it seems that
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: they have not met yet. So he, she doesn't even
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: know who Tony is.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Like once she meets him and dislikes him, that I get. Sure.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: That I understand. But like, she's not even met him
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to form an opinion that it's a bad idea. And
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: that's based on how she views Her daughter.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: That's the thing.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: And that's what it is.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: And she's totally disparaging McKelty in her talking heads about
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: how she's super immature. Like this was her point. This
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: was her playtime in St. George. Like it wasn't her
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: time to get with somebody, to marry somebody. She was
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: supposed to just be a kid and fuck around. And,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: you know, I think that's fine to want that for
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: your kid to like, you know, live a little bit
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: more life before you settle down. I understand that that's
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: a lot of parents' concerns, especially when their kids get married. But, like,
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It just seems like Christine judges her
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: own kid harshly when, like, Maddie literally was 18 getting
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: with a 30-year-old.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not just that it's her kid because I
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: think if Aspen came to her and had a boyfriend
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: and was serious and was contemplating marriage, I think Christine
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: would have a different opinion about it because it's Aspen.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I think there's something about McKelty. And let's be honest here.
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: McKelty is more childlike. She is, I would say, naive
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: and probably immature and definitely so gung-ho because this is
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: maybe the first time she's been in love. And I
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: think she says... I don't remember where she said it.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: It could have been on cults to consciousness, but maybe
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: in this episode, she talks about how she had been
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: with people before who were not good to her at all.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: And that Tony treats her so wonderfully and that she's
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: so happy. So it is naive. You know, it is
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: very innocent. There's just a different way as a mom
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: that you would handle that. For example, when my daughter
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: came to me and she's 20 years old or however
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: old she was, she was younger than you. Yeah, a
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: little bit. Because you were a cradle robber.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: By three months.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I know. So she came to me and she brought
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: it up or whatever. And, you know, I had the
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: thoughts like, well, you know, I got married the first
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: time when I was 18. That didn't work out. But
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't piss all over her dream. Yeah. And I
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: definitely was happy for her. And like you said, I
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: was already texting you to get married to my daughter.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I just I would be so careful
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: in a moment like that with your child because their
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: whole heart is on the line and their dreams and
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: their wishes. And like as parents, you need to be
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: very careful about with how you treat your child in
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: those moments. And Christine, I think didn't do that.
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: No. And I felt really bad for McKelty because she
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: did literally say she wanted her mom to react the
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: same way that Maddie did. And when she didn't, it
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: really hurt her feelings and you could tell it hurt
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: her feelings. And, you know, regardless of McKelty being immature
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: or dumb or annoying or just naive, Like, it's still her,
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: like you said, it's her dream. And, like, you shouldn't
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: just shit all over it just because you're worried about it. And, like,
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: you know, Christine probably at this point in time might
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: be thinking about her own marriage, too, in the context of, like, McKelty. Like,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: how she kind of jumped into this relationship with Cody
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: really young when she was also naive and stupid.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And immature. And obviously things are not going well for
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Christine right now because she's probably on opiates at this point.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Well, did you see the pill bottles in the background?
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: I was kind of thinking about it from that context.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: Cause like when I got with your daughter, um, Nobody
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: really approved on my side for a while because they
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: were like very dubious of it. And like I had
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: had people in my family get married really young and
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: obviously they got divorced. And, you know, they always told
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: me it would be a mistake and it's the wrong
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: thing to do. But I was one of those kids
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: that was stubborn, first of all, and independent. And I'm like,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: I'm going to do what I want to do. so
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: you can fuck off. Like that was kind of my
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: mentality all through my teens. But I also had the
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: mentality of like, even if I'm making a mistake, can
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: you just let me make the mistake though? Sure. Like,
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: can you just let me like do it? And then
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: if I end up fucking up or failing or whatever,
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: then I know I can learn that lesson for myself.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: And I think that's what you mean. Like when you're
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: saying there's a delicate position you have to be in
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: as a parent, Because you probably know that you probably
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: think that in your mind of like, maybe it's a
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: mistake or maybe they're going to fail or whatever, but
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: you kind of have to let them, especially when they're older.
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: Like McKelty's 19. She's not fully like her brain's not
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: fully formed, but like, just let her, let her marry
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: too many tacos, Tony.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: You ain't going to be able to stop her. I'll
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now in season 11, we're going
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: to get into it.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: And I think the only thing that makes this really
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: inappropriate on McKelty's part is, like, girl, you want to
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: get married right around the same time that Maddie's getting married?
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: That's kind of strange, no?
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: Maybe chill out. I think she is kind of trying
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: to compete because she's a little jealous that, like, everybody's
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: putting all of this attention into Maddie. And, like, the
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: family really is gung-ho about it. Like, they're getting the
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: big venue. They're going dress shopping. Like, they're planning everything out. Like,
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: it's a really big deal. And so I think McKelty
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: wants that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: But, like, girl. And that's... derived from a deeper urge
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: inside of mckelty to just be the special child in
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the family which she has never been and to be
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: celebrated on that kind of level which she has never
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: been because she has been the black sheep the entire
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: time and she's hoping that hey maybe this is the
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: way that it can be about me for once and
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: they can be so happy for me but like no
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: the first time you open your mouth you know, Christine's
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: not happy for you and she's not going to be
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: happy for you for quite some time at all.
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: And that's, what's really sad about this whole thing. And,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: you know, it kind of shows why McKelty is out
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: in North Carolina, not really fucking with anybody in the
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: family too much and doesn't really talk to Christine that much.
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: I mean, I think she still has a relationship with her,
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: but like, I doubt they're that close and you can
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: see why.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, you can.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: And so then we didn't really have a preview for
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: next week's season or next season, season 11. We didn't
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: even have a tell all this season because it was
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: so boring.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: But I am excited to get into the wedding drama
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: because I do know there's a lot of like Tony
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: drama too that I've never really seen before. Really? I
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: haven't seen like the too many tacos thing.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: So I'm kind of excited to see him.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: You don't remember him suggesting that they just take a
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: second mortgage out on their house to fund his marriage?
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: So I can't wait for that.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: He was so terrible. I remember watching and just being like,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: who is this frog of a man with all of this?
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: his entitlements and his demands kick this frog to the
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: curb oh.
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: My god is he unemployed at this period of time working.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: On his employed i don't know about it yeah i
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: don't know anything about it but god bless because they're
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: still together yep they got three kids yeah they seem
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: happy and you know what when i see mckelty doing
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: interviews and podcasts, podcasts, she seems poised.
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: She's articulate enough. Grown up enough. Yeah. But like, she's also,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: it seems like she's being self-reflective and she's looking back
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: at her life and the way that she's framing it,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: for example, as compared to Leon, who just seems really bitter.
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: And reactive. McKelty really seems to have a good handle
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: on her life and where she's at and what she wants.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: And so I, she came out great out of all
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: the kids. I mean, she's, she's pretty great. Yeah, I agree.
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: All right. So I'm excited to watch two episodes of
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: that before we.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Get back into sister wives, um, season 21, unless we
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: want to do rewinds at the same time. I don't
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: know if we want to do that. I kind of
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: want to focus on my energy on what's happening in
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: this strange new season that we're about to enter into. Girl,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: It's going to be interesting.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: Very interesting.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Well, is there anything else we want to say to
• 40:45
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• 40:48
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• 40:50
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• 40:56
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• 40:57
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• 40:59
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• 41:02
  Speaker 1: we talk about season 21 and who's on the cast
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: and who's not and why and our theories and we're
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: going to get absolutely inappropriate about it totally but that's
• 41:10
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• 41:13
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• 41:14
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• 41:17
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• 41:21
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• 41:23
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• 41:26
  Speaker 1: Bye guys.