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Post 420 Show! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.21.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I saw this headline and I thought this
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  was absolutely ridiculous. I am sick and tired
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  of the Call Her Daddy podcast. I first liked
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  it. I first thought it was tolerable when she
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  was giving out sex advice. But when I heard that
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  she had a ghostwriter, I was like, man, you really
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  not good in bed then. But here's the thing, ladies
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  and gentlemen, boys and girls. Sometimes they'll
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  say things on there that are a double standard.
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  And here's one. Camila Cabello. discusses breakup
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  sex and says she supports texting your ex over
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  and over to get it out of your body and that
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  she stalks her boyfriend's exes. For all the
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  girls listening, I'm curious if you have any
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  advice. I've been through it. I think social
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  media makes it so much fucking worse. How do
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  you handle from past shit of like when you know
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  you and your ex are moving on at different paces?
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  How the fuck? Oh my God, it's the worst. I'm
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  like, I be out here fucking stalking bitches.
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  Yeah, you know, can you imagine if I did that?
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  My first ex, my ex -fiance, I'll admit, two or
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  three times I looked at her social media and
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  it feels like you're peeking in a window. Like
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  you're not supposed to be looking at it because
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  when I'm done with my exes, I block them. I wish
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  you the best. You ain't getting a D like me.
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  Here's the thing, ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  and girls. If I were to go, oh, yeah, I was looking
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  at my ex last week. I'd be a psychopath. But
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  when a woman does it, it's cool. Man, fuck that.
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  It's just like, how do you handle it? I don't
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  even know if you have advice. I really think
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  it's like I have been. An absolute psycho. You
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  are. When a man admits it, he gets locked up,
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  but when a woman does it, we all want to bang
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  him. Absolute psycho. I love you for admitting
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  that because aren't we all? Yeah, you're women
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  and you have estrogen. We've been worse when
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  I was younger. When I was younger, I would be
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  dating a guy and like stalking his ex. Camila.
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  I'd be like, what is wrong with me? Everyone
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  raise your hand in this room. A lot of things.
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  The hotter they are, the crazier they are. I
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  still, honestly, I definitely like. We all do
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  it. It's been a while since I've been in like
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  a long -term relationship, but. Can you imagine
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  if I said this? Can you imagine if the Joe Rogan
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  show said this? Oh, all the feminists would be
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  running out with their pitchforks. But when women
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  do it, get the hell out of here. God, I was like,
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  he's like telling me he loves me. And meanwhile,
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  I'm torturing myself over somebody like he's
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  not even with anymore. It's like so crazy. Yeah,
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  it's not so crazy. You're crazy. Moron. I do
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  not support that. I am the double standard. Call
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  him out. You're a moron. Who cares what his ex
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  is doing? If you're so comfortable with yourself.
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  And then there's this video right here. I thought
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  this was such a double standard. If a man beats
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  up a woman, he gets charges. Oh, but with Taylor,
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  Frankie, Paul, the beautiful woman does it. She
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  gets away with it. Man, fuck that. If she's in
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  a really bad place, I don't actually feel safe
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  at all with that. That's Dakota Mortensen talking
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  to Draper, Utah police on March 19th about an
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  alleged incident that occurred on February 23rd.
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  I never. ever ever want to hear women talk about
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  double standards about how hard they have it
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  they're getting paid more in the workplace and
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  you know what else is going on is the fact that
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  they get away with doing things like that it's
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  ridiculous she beat the crap out of him now do
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  i think he's a saint no not at all i think he's
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  a scumbag as well But don't ever cry to me when
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  you are allowed to beat up a man. You're a loser.
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  It's just some of the footage released from the
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  investigation into one of the alleged domestic
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  assault incidents. NBC legal analyst Misty Maris
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  explains while that alleged altercation was recent,
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  statute of limitations also came into play in
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  regard to charges. I hate statute of limitations.
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  That thug T .I. and his stupid hag of a wife.
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  You know, we're doing a bunch of sketchy things
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  sexually and statute of limitations saved them.
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  I think that's one of the worst things we have
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  in America. Being filed. Anything that happened
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  over two years ago cannot be charged. What? That's
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  so stupid. No one in the world laughs at us.
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  I don't believe that would happen to a man, no.
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  I really don't. What? Not enough evidence? She
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  was whipping the fucking barstool ahead on video.
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  Now, if you didn't have the video, that's different.
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  But we saw that psychopathic moron doing it in
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  front of her daughter. Are you out of your mind?
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  This is women protecting women. The same women
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  that claim they want equal rights and that they're
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  feminist. Until it's time for them to face the
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  same trouble mad face. Ridiculous. Corroboration
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  of either person's story. You're a loser, Taylor.
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  I don't care how freaking hot you are. You're
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  a sociopath. To actually move forward with criminal
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  charges. All right. Well, protect the woman all
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  you want. I never ever. Oh, no. We have it so
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  hard. You have it better than ever. Hot ass girls
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  get jobs in radio because they're hot, okay?
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  And I'm not making it about me right now. I'm
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  just saying in the job, hot girls are getting
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  jobs. So shut your ass. Shut up. Enough of that.
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  Nah. Oh, it's so hard being a woman in 2020.
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  No, it's actually hard being a man. Because when
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  you get beat up, no one gives a shit. Oh, wow.
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  This really escalated, didn't it? What a sussy
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  uphand. You know that would bet she brings the
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  ruckus. I mean, at least she has, you know, some
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  sort of talent. She can provide something to
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  the world. Now, I had an interesting relationship
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  with the Bob and Tom show. And here's what it
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  was. I never actually, they were never on in
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  Chicago. I believe they were on in Chicago when
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  I was like three years old, possibly at 97 .9
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  The Loop. But they were always like in like Indianapolis
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  and smaller cities in the Midwest. And it's a
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  very unique show because they never were incredibly
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  dirty. Like they were dirty, but they weren't
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  like Howard Stern filth. And they were a comedy
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  based show. These two guys named Bob and Tom.
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  and they had uh they have they're still on the
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  air under the name bob and tom it's kind of like
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  kid craddock or the jv show where like the person
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  dies but they keep the name in memory well bob
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  retired 11 years ago and they were out of indianapolis
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  and in their prime they were out in like 200
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  cities so like let's say a peoria illinois or
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  springfield illinois or washington or um I don't
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  know, Lansing, Michigan. I'm just thinking of
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  smaller Midwest cities. And I bet they had their
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  time and they might have had a try in Detroit
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  or let's say, I don't know, Milwaukee. Because
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  I know they were on into big cities at one point,
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  but their home base was Indianapolis. And I think
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  what I always appreciated about Bob and Tom was
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  in the 2000s, we would drive to Winston -Salem,
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  North Carolina because we didn't want to pay
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  for the plane ticket. So we would drive there.
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  And when we would drive to Winston -Salem, North
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  Carolina, it was a 12 -hour drive. You drive
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  through Chicago and boring -ass Indiana, a little
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  bit of Ohio maybe one time, and you go through
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  the worst, which is Kentucky, and then West Virginia,
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  that's the absolute worst. It's like a speed
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  trap. And then you get to North Carolina. So
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  if we left around 4 or 5 a .m., we would get
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  to Winston -Salem around 5 or 6. It's so weird
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  to think the two uncles I was going to visit
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  are now dead. Uncle Bob and my second father,
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  my godfather, my uncle Ken. But you would get
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  to Indianapolis around 8 .30 a .m. And being
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  a radio geek, I always knew about the Bob and
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  Tom show. Even one of my dad's friends, they
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  had like over 200 CDs that they released. And
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  my dad's friend had, what am I trying to say?
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  My dad's friend had all the CDs. Growing up in
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  the Midwest, even though I wasn't in Indiana,
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  the Bob and Tom influence was definitely around.
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  So when we would be in Indianapolis around 8
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  .30 a .m. because it takes about three hours
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  to get there from Chicago, we'd be looking for
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  something to listen to. And I think what was
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  crazy about Bob and Tom was that they were pretty
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  edgy and funny. But my dad, that really didn't,
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  and rest in peace, dad, but he really didn't
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  have the same sense of humor as me. I was going
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  to say he didn't have a sense of humor, but his
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  sense of humor was Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs, Seinfeld,
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  Ernie Kovacs, Seinfeld, Ernie Kovacs, and then
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  at the end of his life, The Office, because he
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  thought Pam was hot. But Seinfeld and Ernie Kovacs.
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  Seinfeld, you heard me. Seinfeld and Ernie Kovacs.
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  That's all he liked. It was crazy when you're
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  driving through Indianapolis, which is like a
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  two -minute ordeal. And all of a sudden, my father
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  is a fan of a radio show that's funny. Now, some
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  comedians have bitched about going on the show
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  over the years. And all those comedians are douchebags.
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  I've been around them. They don't like being
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  told that they have to go by a script. Because
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  they're so wild. I'm not going to do that right
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  now. Trying to be more positive, being in my
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  talented house that my dad and my grandpa died
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  in. It's traumatizing. But yes, and then that
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  same time that we would drive through Indianapolis,
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  when we'd get to Winston -Salem, WGN America,
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  the TV network, I think it's still around, they
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  would air Bob and Tom, the show, like in 2010.
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  Who was filming radio shows besides Howard Stern
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  and Bob and Tom? I mean, my old boss, Rover,
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  was one of the first ones to do it online, but
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  no one was really filming radio shows. I mean,
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  Bobo was too, I guess. But Bob and Tom were on,
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  so it was weird being like, oh, we were just
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  listening to them. So when I saw the news that
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  Bob died, it kind of gave me a little bit of
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  an existential crisis because it's like, you
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  got to go to bed and it's like one of your heroes
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  died. So I have a few news clips about it right
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  here. And also, you know what I forgot about
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  going to Illinois? It's how it gives you like,
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  not a, I'm not going to, okay. To the Jeebus
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  I don't believe in, I'm not going to get sick.
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  But my God, I have a little bit of a sniffles.
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  I am not used to this cold weather. It's different
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  cold down here. In Florida, it feels more dramatic
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  because you go from like 90 degrees to like 45
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  or whatever. Here it's like more consistent.
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  But here is a video. of tom griswold from the
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  bob and tom show discussing bob's passing i'm
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  joining you from the bob and tom studio off of
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  fall creek on the northeast side a really tough
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  day to hear the news of the loss of bob convoy
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  and at the age of 75 so this is the studio this
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  is the room where it happened if you will here's
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  tom griswold his longtime partner and there's
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  bob's chair bob's chair uh empty tonight he did
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  retire from the show 10 years ago but just foundationally
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  working with Tom for more than 35 years. I understand
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  that you were with Bob this afternoon. I am so
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  sorry for your loss. What a long, long, successful
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  run you two had together. Bob had a great life
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  and a peaceful end. He was surrounded by his
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  great family. His three sons were there and they
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  were literally singing. to his favorite album,
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  the second side of Abbey Road by the Beatles.
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  They were singing Golden Slumbers when Bob took
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  his last breath at the end. I had been lucky
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  enough to spend three hours with him just a couple
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  Saturdays ago, and he was looking forward to
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  getting a few more things in. I think he was
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  at peace with himself, but he had a terrific
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  career. He had a great life. It was far more
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  important than his career. He had a great life
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  with Becky and his sons and their extended family.
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  So, you know, it's not going to be the same,
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  but you have to understand that he had a great
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  time. Right. I mean, it was Bob and Tom. Bob
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  retired 10 years ago and then you went on with
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  Bob and Tom. Tom without Bob, that must have
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  been difficult. It was awkward. I kind of fumbled
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  around for a while and it just became different.
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  And we pushed on, and occasionally Bob would
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  stop by. In fact, he was just on a few years
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  ago discussing the fact that he had cancer. And
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  he dealt with it, and it had its ups and downs
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  with respect to the road that it took. And he
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  did have some good times in spite of the cancer.
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  And he, again, had a, I think it's safe to say
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  it ended well for him. Too soon, but he was at
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  peace. What is his legacy? It's a legacy of laughter,
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  of being witty and funny and being here in the
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  morning and tackling whatever often idiocy that
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  we tackle in a complicated world. More complicated
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  now than ever. We were always there trying to
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  get everybody to see some of the levity in it.
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  And he was an expert at it. He would always say
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  the same thing, which was, our show was a conversation
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  between two friends. And pretty soon it became
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  many more friends. So many more. I mean, starting
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  here in Indianapolis and then syndication 20
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  years ago to more than 100 plus markets all across
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  the country. So many people know Bob and Tom
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  and tonight are no doubt feeling the loss. And
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  certainly our condolences are with you and with
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  Becky, his widow. Yeah. Well, thank you. Thank
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  you. Yeah. Tom's usually pretty hyper. It's very,
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  very surreal seeing him being like, I don't want
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  to use the word humble, but humble. We're going
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  to miss him, and down the road, I'm not sure
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  how soon, we'll do some kind of celebration of
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  life, because I know that's what he'd want. Yeah.
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  So there's that, and then here's the other news
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  clip about it. Mm -hmm. We begin tonight at 11
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  with breaking news. Bob Kavoyan, a radio icon
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  who rose to fame as a co -host of The Bob and
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  Tom Show, has passed away. Kavoyan was a mainstay
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  on the airwaves for more than three decades.
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  The Bob and Tom Show debuted here in Indianapolis
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  back in 1983, and the show was nationally syndicated
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  in 1995. Kevoyan stepped down from the show in
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  2015 as he and Griswold were inducted into the
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  National Radio Hall of Fame. In 2023, Kevoyan
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  announced he'd been diagnosed with stomach cancer
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  and launched the Bob and Cancer Show podcast.
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  Bob will be remembered for many things, including
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  his Los Angeles Dodgers hat. I'll heal up the
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  Dodger head! And, of course, his sense of humor.
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  But it's likely that 32 -year partnership with
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  Tom that will live on in fans' memories and in
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  broadcast history. Kevoyan was 75 years old.
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  I don't know why I still think that's like young.
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  I know that's incredibly old, but to me, I still
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  think a Bob is like 50 years old. And we know
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  that the memorial services will be shared at
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  a later date. So there's that. Let's see how
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  much I can stomach of this. It's going to be
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  interesting right here. I actually interviewed
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  Bob. Well, I interviewed Tom eight months ago,
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  and that was a much better interview. But I interviewed
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  Bob 11 years ago, right before he retired. And
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  this is when I didn't quite figure out my voice
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  yet. So I had the little Midwest accent. You'll
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  hear it. What up? This is very much the... The
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  70 downloads that Rover talks about. What up?
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  What is happening? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your
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  host, Ryan Hoppy. Wow, I've changed since then,
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  haven't I? And on the phone line from the nationally
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  syndicated Bob and Tom show, Bob is on the phone
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  line. What's up, man? How you doing, Ryan? I'm
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  doing great, man. First of all, I'm a big fan.
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  I used to listen to. All right. That's a little
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  teaser. I can't. I honestly, it's like looking
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  at a picture of your ex looking vagina, which
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  is what she does now. It's literally like, it's
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  so weird to like hear my old voice and be like,
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  yeah, I called like dish. Like I know I'm an,
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  I'm an exaggeration now, but my God, is that
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  hard to, I don't know what I can equate that
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  to a normal everyday job or something. It's like
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  looking at an old painting. If you're a painter,
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  the fuck is this? is this how do i sound like
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  that rest in peace bob we love you dude yeah
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  i was getting sad seeing bob or tom all sad in
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  the video but guess what time it is it's time
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  for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. And Jeff Slater, who used to work on 1025
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  The Bone, and when they let him go, I feel like
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  the bone died. It's still alive, but it's in
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  AARP mode. But when Slater was on in the morning
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  from 5 to 6 a .m. with the number one show at
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  that time, he was the man. He's still the man,
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  but he was the man on the radio. And he commented,
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  I grew up in Indianapolis and remember when Bob
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  and Tom first started. Long before they became
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  the show that made them famous. Sad day for radio.
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  In sad news, it's not that important. My cat
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  is right now being babysat. Because I'm in Illinois,
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  almost in Indianapolis. And she's in Florida.
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  And I took a picture. It's at Ryan Happy Radio.
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  of her on my cat luggage not wanting me to leave
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  and somebody commented ryan your cat does not
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  want you to leave so there is that oh yeah are
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  you ready Doors closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
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  mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy.
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  Yes, now. What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this
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  button, boom, the whole program's gonna start.
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  Okay, we'll hit it. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3,
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  2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with
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  Hoppy. Can you believe that it's been 100 shows
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  of Hobby Hour and Hammer and Hank show combined?
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  I can't either. We are live from Arlington Heights,
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  Illinois. I didn't record yesterday. I hung out
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  with my 91 -year -old Uncle Ken, who is my grandpa's
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  brother. So I get to hear about the old days.
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  He was alive during horses and carriages. And
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  I was there with my beautiful Aunt Jean, who's
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  a delightful person as well. It was a good time,
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  man. It's always weird when you see family. They
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  don't give a crap that I'm in radio. in my diaper.
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  Think they care about some fat ass morning shows
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  that doesn't like me? No. But no, no, no, no.
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  There was something that was really sad that
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  happened. There was a loss that was just too
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  much to handle. No, nobody in my family died.
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  There was a loss we had. Oh, man. How do we start?
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  I don't even know how to put it into words. I
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  was in a situation ship for two years from January
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  2024 to December 2025. She was nine years older.
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  She's hot as hell. But we went our separate ways.
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  But she never changed her Peacock password. She
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  did delete my profile for the last four months.
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  I was just, you know, watching Peacock on her
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  brother's account, watching the NFL playoffs
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  or the NBA playoffs, allegedly. And last night,
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  I went to watch the Knicks -LN Hawks game. And
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  they unsubscribed. No! No! to pay 10 bucks a
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  month now. It was a very sad moment when I realized
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  that I just got paid. That I had to pony up $10.
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  I remember when Peacock started at $2 .99 six
• 23:31
  years ago. Man, fuck that. But no, I can't pretend
• 23:38
  that I'm not my ex's brother anymore. But now
• 23:42
  I can actually watch the shows because I was
• 23:43
  afraid that they would notice that like somebody
• 23:46
  was watching Ted or something. as it doesn't
• 23:49
  show the history of when you watch a live game.
• 23:52
  But then there were complications, like during
• 23:55
  the Super Bowl, more than one person was using
• 23:57
  the Peacock account, and they had to go somewhere
• 23:59
  to watch it. So it wasn't without its, you know,
• 24:02
  controversies, like this segment. But yes, rest
• 24:07
  in peace to my ex's Peacock account. You will
• 24:14
  be missed. And I'll be getting Roy Peacock once
• 24:17
  the NBA ends at the end of the year. That was
• 24:25
  karma because when me and my, so that was a situation
• 24:29
  shit, but when me and my girlfriend four years
• 24:32
  ago broke up, I deleted her off the HBO Max account.
• 24:37
  So that was karma for me. Yeah, I was like, why
• 24:41
  is it not showing the NBA playoffs? So I logged
• 24:44
  into Peacock last night and it's like showing
• 24:46
  like Shrek. And I was like, why is it not showing
• 24:48
  the NBA? And then it's like, oh, they discontinued.
• 24:52
  The real prank I could have done is I could have
• 24:55
  literally, you know, done the thing where I subscribed.
• 24:59
  And I was logged in. But I'm a nice guy. You
• 25:04
  ain't going to get a D like me anymore. But not
• 25:06
  really. But you know what's funny? I have a cold.
• 25:11
  I have not had a cold, ladies and gentlemen,
• 25:13
  boys and girls, in like two years. And right
• 25:17
  now, I am sniffing. I'm having a hard time doing
• 25:20
  my signature laugh of... There, I did it. But
• 25:24
  sometimes when I do it, there's a little mucus,
• 25:26
  you know? There's a little bit of like boogers
• 25:29
  in the nose, like... Like right when I just did
• 25:32
  that, a freaking booger just dropped out. It
• 25:35
  was gross. It's disgusting. So it sucks about
• 25:38
  the Midwest. You get cold. Well, that's probably
• 25:42
  not helping my voice. But the problem, ladies
• 25:45
  and gentlemen, boys and girls, is another thing
• 25:49
  that happens around here in Florida. Not in Florida.
• 25:53
  I'm so used to seeing Florida. These maniacs
• 25:56
  here in Illinois, I am completely convinced that
• 26:00
  the reason that Florida has bad drivers is because
• 26:03
  of people from the north. And I'll admit that.
• 26:07
  I used to think that it was the Florida drivers
• 26:10
  that were the problem. Nope. It is all the idiots
• 26:17
  on the road here in, I almost said St. Pete,
• 26:20
  here in Chicago. I'm going to speed limit, man.
• 26:24
  Because what happens is I get used to speeding.
• 26:26
  And then what happens is I get a speeding ticket
• 26:29
  in. Florida. And that ain't happening again,
• 26:36
  dog. Not at all. I'm not allowing that. That
• 26:41
  will not happen. What else is going on? Oh, yeah.
• 26:47
  Yesterday was the holidays. Now it is 420. And
• 27:01
  this is all alleged. This isn't Ryan Hoppy talking.
• 27:04
  This is his alter ego, Shmion Roppy. Shmion Roppy
• 27:11
  does not want to pay for the medical card because
• 27:14
  it's $150 every six months to get the prescription
• 27:19
  and then $99 once a year to get the registration
• 27:22
  for the medical card. So Shmion Roppy, whatever
• 27:26
  the made up name is, literally does not have
• 27:30
  the best 420s in Florida because he has to get
• 27:34
  Delta 8. Here in good old Chicago, it's recreational.
• 27:43
  And Shmi and Robbie absolutely loved it. It was
• 27:49
  very weird for Shmi and Robbie because his dad
• 27:52
  used to warn him about the dangers of marijuana.
• 27:57
  impact it can have on your life. And we're, or
• 28:02
  not we're, because I'm saying this as if it was
• 28:04
  Ryan Hoppy, no, at Shmi and Roppy's house. Mm
• 28:07
  -hmm. This is where Shmi and Roppy's dad died,
• 28:12
  but also lived for 25 years. Maybe 22 years.
• 28:18
  And the thing is, Shmi and Roppy used to come
• 28:21
  home stunned as hell. And Shmi and Rappi's father
• 28:26
  was well aware, but did not know what to do with
• 28:29
  his son. Like usual. So you know what Shmi and
• 28:34
  Rappi is feeling weird about? Smoking doobies
• 28:38
  in the backyard of a house where even though
• 28:41
  he doesn't believe in heaven, he feels like somewhere
• 28:44
  Shmi and Rappi's father is looking down on him
• 28:47
  with shame. Shmi and Rappi. Because, mom, isn't
• 28:53
  it weird? What if dad was here for this? And
• 28:56
  Shmaian Rappi's mom had no idea what to say to
• 28:58
  that. Mm -hmm. And I think that's the most anyone's
• 29:03
  ever said the word Shmaian Rappi before. But
• 29:06
  you know what we're going to do? Do I have it
• 29:08
  next to me? Where is it? Where is it? Did it
• 29:11
  drop? Damn it. I don't have it by you. Not me.
• 29:15
  It's Shmaian's. Shmaian does not have it. Oh,
• 29:18
  here it is. I'm already stoned. Shmaian Rappi.
• 29:24
  This is Ryan Hoppy. And this is Shmyan Hoppy.
• 29:28
  What's up, Ryan Hoppy? How are you? Doing good,
• 29:30
  Shmyan Hoppy. Hey, Shmyan, you want a hit of
• 29:33
  this? This is a ridiculous bit. All right, Shmyan,
• 29:38
  take the hit. You ready, Shmyan? I was born ready.
• 29:44
  This is getting weird. Oh, yeah, Shmyan Hoppy
• 29:50
  has his S -T -N -R. Baby got from some store
• 29:55
  when he got off the airport. Got off the airplane.
• 29:59
  Ain't this planes. Good old Shmi and Robbie.
• 30:04
  Oh, yeah. One more hit. Oh, yeah. Happy 421.
• 30:17
  You know what we should do? Shmai and Raffi.
• 30:24
  Yes, I am, Raffi. Ah, man. Shmai and Raffi need
• 30:32
  some of this Mitranite kava. The same kava that
• 30:35
  they're trying to outlaw here in Illinois. They're
• 30:40
  trying to outlaw kava and kratom. What are you
• 30:43
  doing? It's 11 -11. Make a wish. I make a wish
• 30:46
  that they stop trying to outlaw kava and kratom
• 30:48
  in Illinois. You got bigger issues like high
• 30:51
  taxes and a scum. Bad governor. All right. This
• 30:57
  is the weirdest show ever. But it's all Shmi
• 30:59
  and Robbie's fault. Oh, yeah. The cover. I have
• 31:06
  Mitra 9. Feel the good vibes. Oh, it feels so
• 31:11
  good. Yeah, that's how we'll end that segment.
• 31:14
  Mm -hmm. I think I broke the record for the amount
• 31:17
  of times the word Shmi and Robbie was said. Oh,
• 31:22
  did I have her? So, my mom's a woman. This just
• 31:29
  in. So, like most women, she's always hungry.
• 31:34
  Always. Always needs to eat. Always needs something
• 31:39
  in her mouth. The thing, ladies and gentlemen,
• 31:42
  boys and girls, we went to the city To Smoke
• 31:52
  Depot in Harwood Heights. Well, I did. To get
• 31:59
  Shmai and Rappi some pre -rolls. And also, to
• 32:04
  get Mitra 9, Kevin. And Shmai and Rappi had a
• 32:08
  hard time. We got to stop with the Shmai thing.
• 32:12
  I was having a hard time figuring out Chicago
• 32:15
  traffic. Because everyone drives like a jackass.
• 32:23
  I kept missing the Smoke Depot. So I had to drive
• 32:26
  around. And I passed up a McDonald's. And my
• 32:30
  mom was really hungry and starting to get cranky.
• 32:34
  So you know what I did? Here's what I did. I
• 32:38
  ended up finding the Smoke Depot. I got some
• 32:41
  Mitre 9. And then you know what I did? I went
• 32:47
  to McDonald's with my mom. You know how that
• 32:50
  was? Expensive, but delicious. The only problem
• 32:56
  was I treated myself. I never get McDonald's.
• 32:59
  So I got a double fish filet, which was $7. That's
• 33:04
  ridiculous. That used to be $3 .99. And a McDouble
• 33:10
  was like $4. And my mom got a double burger.
• 33:14
  Hey, let me tell you. I took a bite out of that
• 33:18
  double fish for the day. All the tartar sauce.
• 33:21
  All the tartar sauce. All white and creamy. I
• 33:26
  took a bite and just spilled it all over, you
• 33:29
  know, my shirt. It looks like a shot at the end
• 33:34
  of a porno. It was not good. Right when I went
• 33:38
  home, I was like, I can't wear this. Looks like
• 33:41
  Tori Black after her end of work. If you catch
• 33:44
  my drift. love their clam chowder and charter
• 33:48
  sauce charter sauce that's my chicago accent
• 33:53
  mixing words together all right i believe it
• 34:00
  is time for hoppers inbox oh i got a lot of nice
• 34:06
  messages oh did i ever people were very nice
• 34:10
  oh were they ever it's time for Hoppy's Inbox,
• 34:14
  only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. It's weird.
• 34:19
  My mom's cat is named Bob? And then Bob Kavoyan
• 34:23
  from the Bob and Tom show died. So the first
• 34:26
  one is about Bob the cat. Man, Hoppy, your mom's
• 34:31
  cat Bob is adorable. Next comment from my friend
• 34:35
  Maria L. Bob could be Luna's friend. And then
• 34:42
  here's about Bob Covellian from the Bob and Tom
• 34:44
  show. Poppy, it's crazy how much your voice has
• 34:48
  changed since interviewing Bob in 2015. That
• 34:54
  is very true, by the way. I had a shifty download
• 34:58
  voice. Next comment. Bob is a legend and such
• 35:03
  a nice guy for doing your show, especially before
• 35:07
  his retirement. I enjoyed your interview. Yeah,
• 35:11
  he literally went out on top. I mean, Tom Griswold
• 35:14
  is still a badass, but think about it. He literally
• 35:18
  went out right into the Radio Hall of Fame. Right
• 35:23
  in. And then he got to travel the world in his
• 35:29
  RV with More America with his wife. Next comment.
• 35:33
  They were on in Salt Lake City, and I used to
• 35:36
  listen to them back in the day. Thanks for the
• 35:39
  interview. Next one. Rest in peace, Bob. I listened
• 35:43
  to your show for so long. Thanks for making me
• 35:45
  laugh. Even at the hardest times, you and Tom
• 35:48
  made my day. Parable! Speaking of the man known
• 35:54
  as Tom Griswold. Hey, hi. This is Tom Griswold
• 35:58
  from the Bob and Tom Show, and you're listening
• 36:00
  to The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. And here's
• 36:04
  the one where he kind of busts my balls a little
• 36:06
  bit. Mm -hmm. Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from
• 36:10
  The Bob and Tom Show. And you're listening to
• 36:12
  The Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Why? I have no
• 36:16
  idea. I love getting on the radio, ball -busting,
• 36:19
  and delving my whole life. It's very funny, though,
• 36:23
  when I get comments. Okay, so I also had a video.
• 36:26
  Whenever I work the MJ Morning Show, which I'll
• 36:28
  be working not this week, but next week, Thursday,
• 36:31
  Friday, next week, and then Monday, Tuesday,
• 36:33
  the following week. And a lot of boomers. They
• 36:36
  don't realize who posted a video. So I think
• 36:40
  some of the boomers that commented on my video
• 36:43
  of Bob were thinking that this is Bob's account
• 36:45
  or that Bob's going to see it. So I'm even in
• 36:47
  like a few Bob and Tom fan groups and the boomers
• 36:50
  were like, oh yeah, Bob. Like it was a post.
• 36:53
  It was a screenshot of Bob's son saying that
• 36:56
  they were going to do a remembrance on Monday.
• 37:01
  And one of the boomers was like, your father
• 37:03
  meant so much to me. And it's like, yeah, it's
• 37:05
  nice, but he's not going to see it. The same
• 37:07
  thing happens with MJ. They're like, tell MJ
• 37:09
  this. I'm like, I go in there. I adore MJ. He's
• 37:13
  one of my favorite radio shows I've ever worked
• 37:14
  with. But I go there to keep him happy. I'm there
• 37:20
  doing 90 jobs. I'm going to give you a little
• 37:22
  bit of a little inside info. This has sparked
• 37:26
  controversy before when I said this. And a woman
• 37:29
  came after me online. Probably because she hasn't
• 37:32
  come in a while. And she said, I made a post
• 37:37
  saying that whenever you tell a radio phone screener
• 37:40
  to relay the info to the host, we usually don't.
• 37:44
  She didn't like that. But you know what's the
• 37:47
  truth? We don't. You know how many times I told
• 37:50
  a radio host? Oh yeah, this caller said to say
• 37:55
  this. And the radio host that sounds like this
• 37:58
  or has the top body show in Tampa would be like,
• 38:01
  okay, cool. Why are you telling me this? They're
• 38:04
  not your friends. They're entertainers. Actually
• 38:08
  doing kind of a hard job of keeping you entertained.
• 38:11
  I know that might piss people off that I just
• 38:14
  said that. I don't care. I care just enough.
• 38:19
  But not enough to like, you know, lose sleep
• 38:22
  over it. Oh, what the hell is going on? on Instagram.
• 38:27
  This is great. Inside the NBA, which absolutely
• 38:31
  got screwed over by the NBA. There's no reason
• 38:36
  that we need to see frickin' Tracy McGrady and
• 38:40
  frickin' Blake Griffin and frickin' Carmelo Anthony
• 38:44
  every postgame. Guys, it's nipples. They're totally
• 38:48
  hiding inside the NBA because they know they're
• 38:51
  outspoken and they want psychophant kiss asses.
• 38:56
  Well, here is Charles Barkley making fun of the
• 38:59
  ice spice situation at McDonald's because they
• 39:02
  were sponsored by McDonald's. McDonald's? How
• 39:05
  about that? I'm going to buy McDonald's, Chuck.
• 39:07
  I hear they got some slappy happy meals over
• 39:10
  there. What does that mean? I don't even know.
• 39:15
  Did you see Ice Spice got slapped at McDonald's?
• 39:19
  What you doing at McDonald's in the middle of
• 39:21
  the night, Ice Spice? I'm going to stop that.
• 39:24
  Excuse me. It's the goal. Thank you, McDonald's,
• 39:27
  for sponsoring me. I love McDonald's. I love
• 39:29
  McDonald's. Fish filet is the greatest sandwich
• 39:31
  ever. Johnson, Shaquille O 'Neal. I'm going to
• 39:34
  love me some nuggets. Just dip it in that little
• 39:36
  barbecue sauce. Charles, it used to be your pregame
• 39:40
  meal, did it not? The fish sandwich? Two fish
• 39:42
  filets. L .A. is a large farm, but I washed it
• 39:44
  down with a Diet Coke because I was washing my
• 39:45
  calories. Okay, let's move on. Even back then,
• 39:48
  you were washing your calories, man. You're right.
• 39:50
  Stop, Georgia Tech. Rockets. You know why I call
• 39:54
  him Georgia Tech? Why? Because he's a rambling
• 39:56
  wreck. I like it. That's very solid, Jeff. What
• 40:02
  did you call it, Chuck? Chuck, what did you call
• 40:03
  it? Slappy happen? You got the slappy happen
• 40:06
  meal over there. Chuck is at it again. Clap,
• 40:07
  man, clap. You walk up on me everything's on
• 40:21
  the table What are we doing? I can almost guarantee
• 40:47
  you this was not with McDonald's head in mind.
• 40:50
  Well, how about this? Food in next week or tomorrow
• 40:54
  when we'll eat the food for sure. Hey, your girlfriend
• 40:57
  got to hit that other girl too. Listen, man.
• 41:00
  Hey, did the girl sit with you? Yeah, you're
• 41:02
  right. Your girlfriend got to whoop that other
• 41:04
  girl. Gee, I wonder why the NBA tries to hide
• 41:12
  them. Because that penis -looking mother of Adam
• 41:16
  Silver is weak. Trippie Redd said that Ryan Garcia
• 41:23
  is a coked -out, washed fighter. Duh! What else
• 41:28
  would he be? Let me see what I got here on Instagram.
• 41:33
  I love Inside the NBA. Dave Chappelle responds
• 41:36
  to backlash for doing a show in Saudi Arabia.
• 41:38
  They fund Netflix, Hollywood movies. Don't be
• 41:41
  a hypocrite that a black man got paid. Yeah,
• 41:47
  I'm going to be honest. It's not really about
• 41:48
  race because everyone did it. But I still kind
• 41:50
  of get the meaning of it. Because if they paid
• 41:54
  me to do happy hour over there, I'd go. Oh, I
• 41:58
  saw this headline and I thought this was absolutely
• 42:02
  ridiculous. Frankie Paul was diagnosed with PTSD
• 42:09
  by multiple therapists. How much did this dirty,
• 42:13
  rotten moron pay people to say that? What about
• 42:18
  as much of a scumbag as Dakota is? What about
• 42:22
  him getting the crap beat out of by you? No wonder
• 42:25
  he cheated on you. You're annoying. And what
• 42:28
  about your daughter? That got hurt during the
• 42:31
  incident. You don't think she has PTSD? You know
• 42:34
  what's the most irritating thing about Taylor
• 42:36
  Frankie Paul? Is that all the feminists kiss
• 42:39
  her ass and she wouldn't piss on you if you're
• 42:42
  on fire. She is the definition of not taking
• 42:47
  accountability. It's everyone else's fault for
• 42:51
  not getting the greatness of Taylor Frankie Paul.
• 42:56
  Shut the hell up. Everyone's got a little PTSD.
• 43:04
  You know what I mean? I found my dad dead. That
• 43:07
  doesn't mean I beat up people, you scumbag. I
• 43:11
  will never let this go. Taylor Frankie Paul is
• 43:14
  the absolute worst. And all the feminists out
• 43:17
  there that want equal rights didn't want her
• 43:20
  to get charged. That's not equal rights. Dirty
• 43:27
  rotten hag. Just being honest. I saw this headline.
• 43:31
  Speaking of a hag. Tim Cook is stepping down
• 43:36
  from Apple. Good. Bye, bitch. You absolutely
• 43:46
  ruined Apple. And I'm sure the next CEO is going
• 43:52
  to do the same thing, unfortunately. Because
• 43:54
  they're all stupid boomers. Allie Johnson. I
• 44:00
  don't know who this woman is. She doubts Taylor
• 44:03
  Frankie Paul's church exit. I doubt anything
• 44:07
  regarding this woman. She's a sociopathic loser.
• 44:11
  I attended pretty much every Sunday. I was a
• 44:15
  very consistent member. I attended with my kids.
• 44:18
  I wonder how much. Oh, geez. Let me turn down
• 44:20
  the fan here. Sorry, it's getting hot in my room.
• 44:21
  I took a hot bath. Yeah. Come on, tag it. I know
• 44:26
  this is Radio 101. All right. Here we go. What's
• 44:32
  going on? Fuck! That was unprofessional. Let's
• 44:37
  restart. All right. Oh, no! Why is there no sound?
• 44:46
  Oh, no! I think we lost the sound. You know what?
• 44:51
  I don't think it was meant to be. And we heard
• 44:55
  from this hot piece of ass. Why is the sound
• 44:58
  not working? What's going on? We're only 25 minutes
• 45:02
  in. We're too early on to have a moment that
• 45:05
  gets ruined. This is what happens when you're
• 45:09
  not in a professional radio studio and you're
• 45:11
  recording in your childhood room. It becomes
• 45:13
  a car crash. Oh, is the flash just not working?
• 45:20
  What the fuck? Trying to do an entertaining show
• 45:23
  here. I got to restart the computer. No! God
• 45:31
  damn it. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going
• 45:36
  to restart the computer. Of course the audio
• 45:38
  is not rendering when I'm recording the show.
• 45:42
  You know what we're going to do? I can keep recording,
• 45:45
  but I don't have to turn it off because I'm not
• 45:49
  stupid Apple. See? That goes with my Tim Cook
• 45:53
  segment. He's the worst. Was that because I turned
• 45:59
  on the fan? I'm just itchy. My mom has the heat
• 46:03
  on. I live in 64 degree weather because it's
• 46:07
  fucking 85 degrees out all the time in Florida.
• 46:10
  What's going on here? Seeing my Uncle Ken was
• 46:16
  very inspiring. Like I said earlier, the absolute
• 46:19
  fact that he was alive during horse and carriages.
• 46:25
  Blew my mind. I wonder if anybody got blown in
• 46:31
  the horse and carriage. Mm -hmm. You know how
• 46:34
  there's a road head? I wonder if there was horse
• 46:36
  and carriage head. Oh, yeah. He was telling me
• 46:42
  my grandpa was teaching him how to fight and
• 46:44
  stuff. I love hearing stories about my grandpa.
• 46:47
  He was a badass in the war. All right. Let's
• 46:51
  try this out again. Let's see if this Holly Johnson
• 46:54
  woman is doubting Taylor Frankie Paul's exit.
• 46:56
  I grew up in a Mormon church. I attended pretty
• 46:59
  much every Sunday. I was a very consistent member.
• 47:03
  She's a hot piece of ass, by the way. With my
• 47:06
  kids, I was raising them in the church. She's
• 47:09
  an OnlyFans. Oh, yeah! All these girls are wild
• 47:14
  and kinky, man. You know, all of these girls
• 47:19
  just got around, getting passed around like a
• 47:21
  blunt. Don't they believe they have their own
• 47:24
  planet or something? It's weird. I saw this radio
• 47:29
  show in Winston -Salem, North Carolina, did this
• 47:31
  bit where they church swapped and they had the
• 47:33
  Christian girl go to the cult that was known
• 47:37
  as the Mormon Church. Anonymously sent a clip
• 47:41
  to my bishop. My bishop saw all of my lingerie
• 47:43
  photos. Oh, yeah. My reels. Hot piece of ass,
• 47:48
  man. Like, really embarrassing stuff, right?
• 47:51
  A few days later, I received... It's not embarrassing,
• 47:53
  it's hot. I received a letter in the mail saying
• 47:55
  that I... Essentially, I'm excommunicated. My
• 47:59
  first reaction to the video when I saw Frankie
• 48:01
  Paul throwing chairs and... That dirty rotten
• 48:04
  hag! Having a meltdown on camera was... I was
• 48:08
  sad for her, honestly. What? That's the day!
• 48:11
  His women are sad for her. What about the man
• 48:14
  that got beat up and her kid that's traumatized?
• 48:17
  We don't give a crap about her unless you have
• 48:21
  a vagina and you side with the woman. I don't
• 48:23
  condemn her actions because I don't know the
• 48:25
  truth behind it. I don't know if he did something
• 48:27
  to provoke her. Oh, stop it! Stop! When a man
• 48:31
  punches a woman, the man always says, oh, she
• 48:34
  provoked me. And then the women don't allow it,
• 48:36
  which they shouldn't. But then the women are
• 48:38
  allowing that? Shut up! You look like every boring
• 48:42
  girl on OnlyFans. You're not special, honey.
• 48:46
  That's all I freaking heard. Well, you don't
• 48:49
  know both sides. There's no both sides. If you
• 48:52
  want to have equal rights, then both sides works
• 48:54
  like this. You know how it works? It should never
• 48:58
  be a man gets charged. You want equal rights
• 49:00
  in the workplace? Well, you should get equal
• 49:03
  rights being charged. But you're a bunch of brats
• 49:06
  with huge boobs. I don't like, I don't want to
• 49:11
  say I don't like Mormons, but I don't like that
• 49:14
  culture of Mormons where they don't take accountability.
• 49:17
  It's everyone freaking else. You're all a bunch
• 49:20
  of bust downs. Shut up. Here is Tyrese Halliburton
• 49:24
  talking about dating white girls. white people.
• 49:46
  You know what I mean? That video where you see
• 49:49
  me hop out of the car with a bunch of white girls,
• 49:51
  it's like her sister and all her friends from
• 49:54
  growing up. So people killing me. I'm like, these
• 49:56
  are just our people, bro. I am. All the white
• 50:00
  girls are hot. Especially the Snow Buddies, Tyrese's
• 50:03
  around. I would stay with white girls. They're
• 50:05
  so freaking hot, man. You know they just go down
• 50:09
  and do their thing. Absolutely. Positively. I
• 50:14
  would love a white crowd to do their thing on
• 50:15
  me. I didn't like this headline. Nor is Connery
• 50:19
  becoming a bitch, you know. He's a gossip queen.
• 50:24
  And here he is talking to Jason Lee of Hollywood
• 50:26
  Unlocked that he has footage of what broke up
• 50:30
  Migos. interview with takeoff and quavo together
• 50:35
  by the way the migos just be very clear was is
• 50:38
  still probably my favorite hip -hop group of
• 50:41
  this generation because i just love it was the
• 50:43
  only good hip -hop group let's be honest and
• 50:45
  the only one really that they had They legends.
• 50:48
  But you had to. Bad and bullshit. Wait, me and,
• 50:52
  me, cause, cause, cause, like, we're deep, we're,
• 50:55
  we're dipping into a conversation where it seems
• 50:58
  like me and Officer had beef. Like, we didn't
• 51:00
  have beef. Like, what it was, was. What? He asked
• 51:04
  me for a certain thing. He asked him? He asked,
• 51:06
  murdered you? Then I actually did. I just didn't
• 51:10
  do it. Oh, yeah. He was doing the side chicks,
• 51:14
  though. Question of whether or not Offset slept
• 51:17
  with Saweetie Wilder. Absolutely. You took that
• 51:19
  question out. Absolutely. Hey, Norrie's not the
• 51:22
  guy you trust, man. He had one hit. Show your
• 51:26
  ass. A 28 -year -old California man accused of
• 51:30
  swapping Legos with dry pasta. A $34 ,000 target
• 51:35
  theft. Oh, they'll drop the charges because it's
• 51:38
  California. And they're stupid out there. Oh,
• 51:42
  they are. Here is the podcast with Lil Dicky.
• 51:49
  Talking to Wiz Khalifa about Drake being a pure
• 51:53
  rapper. He's so... Well, yeah, but Drake is so
• 51:55
  unbelievable. I feel like Drake... He's really
• 51:57
  talented. I honestly think, like, he doesn't...
• 52:00
  Obviously, he gets his fair due, but, like, him
• 52:02
  as just a pure rapper, of course, all the hits,
• 52:04
  just as a pure rapper, I don't know how... Like,
• 52:08
  to me, there's, like, very little people... I
• 52:10
  think he's got a curse because he's so good.
• 52:14
  Yeah. Like, people don't even get surprised that,
• 52:16
  like... I know, it's himself. That's how good...
• 52:19
  They're like, of course. He's like, fuck, man.
• 52:24
  They're like, yeah, duh. It's like an abusive
• 52:28
  relationship. It's like LeBron. It's like the
• 52:30
  expectation of LeBron being in the finals. Of
• 52:32
  course you're going to have 38 minutes. There
• 52:35
  you go. I wouldn't compare Drake to... Actually,
• 52:38
  I wouldn't compare Drake to LeBron. They're both
• 52:41
  bitches. Here's Black Boy Max, a streamer. He
• 52:47
  says he got a vasectomy at 23. I don't know if
• 52:50
  you're aware of this, by the way, but I got a
• 52:53
  vasectomy at 28. It's great. Did you know that
• 52:57
  Ryan Hoppy got a vasectomy? Well, now you know,
• 52:59
  and we aren't even sure why we told you. Welcome
• 53:01
  back to Hoppy Hour. Here's Black Boy Max. Y 'all
• 53:08
  remember that bit? I failed that bitch. But I
• 53:12
  worse than failed that bitch. Basically, bro.
• 53:16
  a lot, dude. Yeah. Put two and two together,
• 53:21
  I can't be doing this shit. I will not be doing
• 53:24
  this shit. Niggas is not having no black boy
• 53:27
  juniors. Got it. I got a vasectomy. Yeah, you
• 53:36
  got a vasectomy and all the comments from the
• 53:38
  women are bitching at him because they want to
• 53:41
  have his kid because they're gold diggers. Shut
• 53:44
  up. I am shout out of a cannon today. Lil Wayne
• 53:49
  says his feelings is hurt that he hasn't been
• 53:51
  invited to the Grammys or Coachella. You suck
• 53:53
  live. I almost saw the last show of Lil Wayne.
• 53:58
  Lil Wayne. It was at Jonas Live in 2017. And
• 54:04
  he showed up 50 minutes late and mumbled like
• 54:07
  a moron. And then he OD'd on Cody. And TMZ said,
• 54:14
  is the Janice live show the last of Lil Wayne?
• 54:17
  He almost died like four times. You know what
• 54:21
  I mean? Oh yeah, Lil Wayne. You were good in
• 54:25
  like 2005. Oh, by the way, speaking of 2005 rap,
• 54:30
  I can't play the clip because in the podcast
• 54:32
  they were playing Lean With It, Rock With It,
• 54:34
  and that's copyrighted. But them Franchise Boys
• 54:37
  went on a podcast, the last two remaining members,
• 54:40
  because one of them died of stage four cancer,
• 54:41
  which is sad. They said lean with it. Rock with
• 54:45
  it is not about dancing. It's about lean and
• 54:49
  rock, like crack. And that blew my mind. That's
• 54:53
  not the type of blowing I like when it's received
• 54:55
  on me. I'm telling you, man, that was weird.
• 54:59
  The grandson of Coach K, Mike Krasinski. Coach
• 55:04
  K is easier, however you see his last name. Got
• 55:09
  a DWI and fatally killed a 15 -year -old. Here's
• 55:12
  what drove me nuts besides the person dying about
• 55:14
  the headline. It's a freaking algorithm. They
• 55:16
  put an asterisk between the word, between the
• 55:19
  A and fatally and killing with the I. These algorithms
• 55:23
  are so wussified. Who cares? He killed somebody
• 55:28
  and you're going to die someday. You're all wimps.
• 55:34
  Here is Hillary Duff. How she escaped Hollywood
• 55:37
  as a child. I feel like there's kind of like
• 55:39
  this known reputation you have as one of the
• 55:44
  few child stars who escaped the major pitfalls
• 55:47
  of Hollywood. Do you feel that way? Like, do
• 55:52
  you feel like you got out pretty unscathed? Yeah.
• 55:55
  I think that there's no... I think that people
• 56:01
  look at me and think like, oh, she's had it easy
• 56:04
  maybe. And I definitely have not had it easy.
• 56:07
  Um, but I feel okay. Like I really just feel
• 56:15
  okay. I'm like, I did not like go crazy, I guess.
• 56:20
  Um, and I think that a lot of that could have
• 56:25
  to do with my upbringing and feeling like You
• 56:28
  know, like I was protected when I was a child.
• 56:32
  But this industry is like really fucking hard.
• 56:35
  Got it. And it's not until you're like, you take
• 56:38
  some space away from it that you can zoom in
• 56:40
  and be like, oh, that was a weird thing that
• 56:42
  happened. Oh, that was. How did I get through
• 56:46
  that? That, you know, there's there's that. And
• 56:48
  I think it's taken getting to this age to be
• 56:51
  like, give myself like. Blah, blah, blah. You
• 56:58
  never get to the point. Kim Kardashian and Lewis
• 57:02
  Hamilton were at no poop, which means they farted
• 57:07
  all night while banging. Hunter Biden was hanging
• 57:09
  out with fake mink, Sunwrapper. I'm sure they
• 57:13
  did coke together. Cash Patel, the loser, is
• 57:20
  suing the Athletic Magazine for saying he had
• 57:22
  a drinking problem. Bro, you were chugging beer
• 57:25
  with the USAI. You're a moron. Hilary Duff and
• 57:30
  Matt Rosenberg have broken up, or Haley Duff
• 57:33
  and Matt Rosenberg. You know those girls are
• 57:36
  high maintenance and never shut up. And they're
• 57:39
  the absolute worst. Here's Mariah Carey discussing
• 57:44
  the pro football, not pro football, the Rock
• 57:48
  and Roll Hall of Fame. I don't know why Mariah
• 57:50
  Carey got into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
• 57:51
  That was my bad. She says, this is the TMZ headline.
• 57:56
  They're so clever. She has a song, Fantasy, and
• 58:00
  they said it's not her fantasy to make it into
• 58:02
  the Hall of Fame. Get what they did there. So
• 58:05
  funny. Miss Carrie, I grew up watching your apartment
• 58:09
  on Cribs. I'm so sad you're selling it. Are you
• 58:13
  going to buy something else in Manhattan? No,
• 58:15
  it's right outside the city. Listen, I read the
• 58:33
  horoscopes. I kind of believe in it. My Catholic
• 58:38
  family wouldn't approve of that. But I'm telling
• 58:40
  you, man, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 58:42
  when women make their horoscope their whole personality,
• 58:46
  it's freaking annoying. What do you say to your
• 58:53
  fans? Thank you. I love my fans, always. Thank
• 58:57
  you so much. Yeah, nothing says rock and roll
• 58:59
  like Mariah Carey. That paparazzi's voice is
• 59:05
  fricking annoying. Why do I say that? Because
• 59:07
  I have an annoying voice. There you go, honey.
• 59:13
  Kylie Jenner's former housekeeper said staff
• 59:16
  bullied her and discriminated against her. Yeah,
• 59:18
  I'm kind of getting a feeling that as much of
• 59:21
  her pieces of ass as the Kardashians are. They're
• 59:23
  morons. George Bush opens up about his friendship
• 59:27
  with Michelle Obama. It absolutely pisses me
• 59:30
  off how just because Donald Trump's the absolute
• 59:33
  worst that we forget how awful George Bush was.
• 59:37
  He was a moron. He was a stupid nipple baby.
• 59:43
  I get a Lance. He's Joe's show's favorite president.
• 59:46
  I get a Lancey, as I'm sure you know. And I was
• 59:49
  sitting next to Michelle. That's who I sit next
• 59:51
  to at funerals. And I was kind of teasing her
• 59:54
  and stuff. I know rich people that met George
• 59:59
  Bush. And they said he's a very likable guy that
• 1:00:02
  pissed them off. And I flipped her an Altoid.
• 1:00:05
  Not as a joke, but I thought she might want one.
• 1:00:08
  And here's Jenna Bush Hager, who got the job
• 1:00:12
  because of daddy. Because we all know she's an
• 1:00:16
  average TV anchor and there's tons of people
• 1:00:20
  in Des Moines, Iowa that are probably more talented
• 1:00:22
  than this woman. I got in the car afterwards
• 1:00:25
  and you said you're trending. Remember when they
• 1:00:27
  were party girls in like 2004? I don't know what
• 1:00:33
  trending meant. Yeah, because she's stupid. It's
• 1:00:36
  pretty obvious to know what it means to be trending.
• 1:00:39
  Like if you're saying like, I don't know. Like
• 1:00:43
  the Bob and Tom show. I was listening to the
• 1:00:44
  memorial and they were interviewing Reggie Miller
• 1:00:47
  and Tom didn't know what dissing means. That's
• 1:00:50
  one thing. But to not know what trending is?
• 1:00:52
  No wonder you sucked as a president. You're a
• 1:00:54
  moron. You're not very smart. And it turns out
• 1:01:00
  the country is starved to see a white center
• 1:01:04
  -right Republican and an African -American center
• 1:01:08
  -left Democrat. No, they're starved because you're
• 1:01:10
  an idiot. Having fun, man. Oh, yeah, George Bush,
• 1:01:14
  so much fun. Thanks for starting the war, moron.
• 1:01:16
  Oh, you know, this next headline is because she's
• 1:01:19
  hot as hell. Sidney Sweeney was cut from the
• 1:01:23
  Devil Wears Prada 2 cameo. Oh, you know, Meryl
• 1:01:26
  Streep is like, I'm not letting this woman in.
• 1:01:28
  You know, all the other women don't like her.
• 1:01:33
  A former governor employee who was awarded $750
• 1:01:37
  ,000 from Todd Chrisley after he trashed her
• 1:01:40
  on social media is on the hunt for the money.
• 1:01:43
  Oh, yeah. I don't know if they have that money.
• 1:01:45
  Mm -hmm. They probably got assets. But you ain't
• 1:01:51
  getting that money. Todd Chrisley's a sociopathic
• 1:01:54
  in -the -closet moron. So we all know that Megan
• 1:01:58
  Rapinoe, not Rapinoe. I thought it was Rapinoe.
• 1:02:01
  That her and Sue Bird got a divorce. And supposedly
• 1:02:12
  the ending of their podcast was awkward. Oh,
• 1:02:15
  good. All the endings of my podcast are awkward
• 1:02:19
  because I'm awkward. You know what time it is?
• 1:02:23
  Oh, yeah. It's time for that great segment that
• 1:02:28
  gets the club going. It is known as side chick
• 1:02:35
  news. Let's fucking get into it, man. Let me
• 1:02:40
  turn it up in the club. Right now, I will. I'm
• 1:02:43
  sorry. Let's go. Side chick news. Got it. We
• 1:02:54
  talking message today. Mic check. Welcome to
• 1:02:59
  the search. Riding in the booth. Cut straight.
• 1:03:01
  through the surface. Call it like I see it. Feelings
• 1:03:04
  in the hurts, kid. You click the T, now you get
• 1:03:06
  the whole thermos. The libs playing games, acting
• 1:03:09
  like they saints. Got a whole spouse home, still
• 1:03:12
  sliding to the dates. Screenshots saved, little
• 1:03:14
  goodnight, babe. Then they on a yacht pick, trying
• 1:03:17
  to hide the face. From the field to the runway,
• 1:03:20
  everybody frontin'. Who you trying to text? Got
• 1:03:54
  a ring on your hand, still shopping for the next
• 1:03:56
  P. All teams stressing, trying to spin it for
• 1:03:58
  the press, but the group chat memes got receipts
• 1:04:01
  on deck. From the field goals, missing to the
• 1:04:03
  model in the mist. One post off life, next post
• 1:04:06
  I take. Right now, we're going to talk about
• 1:05:30
  this side chick. The NFL has revealed Mike Vrabel's
• 1:05:35
  fate amid the Diana Rossini scandal. The New
• 1:05:38
  England Patriots head coach was photographed
• 1:05:40
  at a hotel with a sports journalist. NFL chief
• 1:05:43
  spokesperson Brian McCarthy tells ESPN that the
• 1:05:47
  organization is not reviewing Vrabel's behavior
• 1:05:49
  as part of its personal conduct policy. Listen,
• 1:05:53
  as much of a side chick. Sociopath. Diana Rossini.
• 1:05:59
  Probably is really good in bed. It's absolutely
• 1:06:02
  a dull standard that the man gets away on it.
• 1:06:06
  Which requires coaches to avoid, quote, conduct
• 1:06:09
  detrimental to the integrity of and public confidence
• 1:06:12
  in the National Football League. E! News has
• 1:06:15
  reached out to reps. They reached out for comment
• 1:06:17
  and didn't hear back. Whatever. You never hear
• 1:06:20
  back. You're E! News. You're a bunch of morons.
• 1:06:23
  Joe Jonas' romance with Tatiana Gabriela is heating
• 1:06:28
  up. On April 18th, the Jonas Brothers band member
• 1:06:31
  confirms he's dating the model by hard -launching
• 1:06:34
  their relationship on social media. In the Instagram
• 1:06:37
  post, Tatiana can be seen cozying up to the singer
• 1:06:40
  while they pose in a photo booth. Check on, you
• 1:06:43
  know, Sophia Turner. Sophie Turner. You know,
• 1:06:46
  she's mad. Elsewhere in the photo dump, Joe shows
• 1:06:49
  himself soaking up the sun in his girlfriend's
• 1:06:51
  native Puerto Rico as he enjoys beachside festivities,
• 1:06:55
  shaved ice, and picturesque sunsets. Oh, yeah,
• 1:06:58
  she's Puerto Rican, so those arguments are going
• 1:07:00
  to be wicked. I've dated a Puerto Rican girl.
• 1:07:04
  They don't forget anything, man. I've never in
• 1:07:08
  my life been more proud of my wife. Ryan Reynolds
• 1:07:11
  speaks out in support of Blake Lively. During
• 1:07:14
  an April 19th appearance on the Today Show, the
• 1:07:17
  Deadpool star makes a rare comment about Blake's
• 1:07:20
  ongoing legal battle. Involving her, it ends
• 1:07:23
  with us co -star and director Justin Baldoni.
• 1:07:26
  Ryan hints that the public hasn't seen the full
• 1:07:28
  story candidly. Oh, shut your ass! There's no
• 1:07:31
  full story because it's a scam! Explaining. You
• 1:07:34
  know, you really see kind of the illusion behind
• 1:07:37
  so much of this. I don't want to hear from that
• 1:07:38
  woman. Shut up, dude. You're a little bitch.
• 1:07:42
  I'm ready for this. I'm ready for this. Shut
• 1:07:46
  up. Josh Hutcherson is clarifying his comments
• 1:07:50
  about Taylor Swift. Oh, yeah. He's one of these
• 1:07:53
  guys that critique Taylor Swift and all the loser
• 1:07:57
  Swifties that live in a parasocial relationship.
• 1:08:02
  Got all mad at her. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely
• 1:08:08
  stupid. While the actor stands by the admission
• 1:08:11
  that he is, quote, definitely not a Swiftie,
• 1:08:14
  he wants the pop star's fans to know that he
• 1:08:16
  didn't mean anything by it. Of course he did!
• 1:08:19
  He's critiquing her because she's an annoying
• 1:08:21
  broad! Recounting to GQ in an interview published
• 1:08:24
  April 20th, I got some heat because I did a photo
• 1:08:27
  shoot with Jordan Firstman, and Jordan asked
• 1:08:29
  me something about being a Taylor Swift fan.
• 1:08:32
  And I was like, oh no, I'm definitely not a Swiftie.
• 1:08:35
  Oh no! the sensitive Swifties that claim to be
• 1:08:39
  feminist all of a sudden got offended because
• 1:08:43
  you have nothing else in your life. It's never
• 1:08:46
  your fault. You've been taught by Taylor that
• 1:08:49
  it's always the man's fault. Shut up. All of
• 1:08:53
  a sudden, it garnered this, f*** him, he's a
• 1:08:55
  monster. Destroy him, he's short. Oh, wow, what
• 1:08:58
  an insult. You're short. Oh, you all use teeth.
• 1:09:01
  He hates her because he's short. When in reality,
• 1:09:04
  Josh says it's just a preference. Sharing, I
• 1:09:07
  think she's great. Her music is not my kind of
• 1:09:10
  music. Yeah, because you don't want to hear about
• 1:09:11
  how it's never the woman's fault. It's always
• 1:09:13
  the man's fault. The actor's troubles began when
• 1:09:17
  he and Jordan were doing a camera roll roulette
• 1:09:19
  game during an interview with ID Magazine. in
• 1:09:22
  December. Yeah. If you got offended by that,
• 1:09:25
  you're stupid. I'm sorry. It's true. Nikki Garcia
• 1:09:29
  won't be performing a Bella Buster anytime soon.
• 1:09:32
  The WWE star shared insight into her recent ankle
• 1:09:36
  injury which forced her to sit out of WrestleMania
• 1:09:38
  42 in Los Angeles. Ah, so she had an ankle injury.
• 1:09:41
  Sorry. to hear about it. I'm going to lunch with
• 1:09:43
  my aunt at 1230, so I got to be in a little rush.
• 1:09:46
  Jessica Biel is embracing her life in the mountains.
• 1:09:49
  Oh, yeah. How does it feel that Justin Timberlake,
• 1:09:52
  oh, he cheats on you. I hope you're getting your
• 1:09:55
  own, like Tampa Morning Radio lives. Since she
• 1:09:58
  and husband Justin Timberlake moved to Montana
• 1:10:00
  for a change of pace, the actress is giving her
• 1:10:03
  followers a glimpse at her life in nature. April
• 1:10:06
  20th, Instagram post. God, she looks like her
• 1:10:08
  farts are smell. Jessica shows off her new moon
• 1:10:11
  ritual, and it includes sunsets, crystals, and
• 1:10:14
  embracing the outdoors. Not just that, they missed
• 1:10:17
  out on it. She was saging the house. I believe
• 1:10:20
  in that. I think it just kind of makes you relax.
• 1:10:22
  I like saging the house. Crazy women do it. Charlize
• 1:10:25
  Theron is revealing the one trait that embarrasses
• 1:10:28
  her kids. 50 -year -old has played some tough
• 1:10:30
  characters throughout her career, from Furiosa
• 1:10:33
  in Mad Max Fury Road to serial killer Eileen
• 1:10:36
  Wuornos in Monster. And as a result, she says
• 1:10:39
  people often make assumptions about her personality,
• 1:10:41
  telling the New York Times and... Well, you're
• 1:10:43
  stupid if you don't think she's just acting.
• 1:10:45
  Mm -hmm. In her 18th interview, she says, quote,
• 1:10:48
  It's funny because people think I'm a tough bitch.
• 1:10:50
  Oh, yeah! A lot of people think I am very cold
• 1:10:53
  because I come cross is self -affirmed like i
• 1:10:56
  can take care of myself it doesn't matter you're
• 1:11:00
  acting and the people don't know that they're
• 1:11:03
  stupid there's my cat justin timberlake is sending
• 1:11:07
  love to justin bieber after the baby singer closed
• 1:11:11
  out coachella april 18th with his nostalgia head
• 1:11:14
  out of all the songs you could reference him
• 1:11:16
  for you're gonna talk about baby the worst song
• 1:11:18
  when his balls didn't drop The headlining set,
• 1:11:22
  the NSYNC alum couldn't help but praise his performance.
• 1:11:25
  In an April 20th Instagram post, Timberlake shares
• 1:11:28
  a throwback video of himself and young Bieber
• 1:11:31
  at the beginning of his music career. Alright,
• 1:11:34
  so he sang. And then he also brought Billie Eilish
• 1:11:37
  on stage because she's a believer. I wonder if
• 1:11:40
  they smashed. You know, she tried. Oh yeah, because
• 1:11:45
  when you're married to a side chick like Hailey
• 1:11:48
  Bieber. You totally don't cheat. Brian Cranston
• 1:11:54
  reflects on working with late great comedian
• 1:11:57
  Catherine O 'Hara. During a recent interview
• 1:12:00
  with Esquire, the Breaking Bad star remembers
• 1:12:02
  his The Studio co -star who died in January after
• 1:12:06
  a private battle with cancer. Brian saying to
• 1:12:09
  the outlet, God, I miss her dearly. Adding what
• 1:12:11
  I picked up from Catherine from decades ago was
• 1:12:14
  her ability to go all out in a comedy and then
• 1:12:17
  rest and not be on. Hell yeah, I got to work
• 1:12:20
  on that. Sometimes when I go to comic bars after.
• 1:12:23
  recording my podcast. I'm kind of a shock jock
• 1:12:25
  and I offend morons. Celeste went to Mr. Burke's
• 1:12:30
  home and again was not heard from again. David
• 1:12:33
  has been charged for the murder of Celeste Rivas
• 1:12:36
  Hernandez. Less than a week after the singer
• 1:12:39
  was arrested in the killing of the 14 year old,
• 1:12:41
  the singer has been charged with one count of
• 1:12:44
  murder. What a thug! Loser! On account of continuous
• 1:12:53
  sexual abuse of a child under the age of 14.
• 1:12:56
  All right, well, there you go. I don't even want
• 1:12:58
  to talk about it. All the news has been a David
• 1:13:00
  loser. Mm -hmm. Christina Applegate is sharing
• 1:13:04
  a health update. The actor spoke out amid reports
• 1:13:06
  that she was recently hospitalized in Los Angeles.
• 1:13:09
  Writing on an April 20th Instagram post showing
• 1:13:12
  a coffee mug that reads, Kissy Kissy, sitting
• 1:13:14
  on top of her memoir, You With the Sad Eyes.
• 1:13:17
  Quote, Thank you for the outpouring of love and
• 1:13:19
  well wishes. Health issues are a constant for
• 1:13:22
  me, but I'm a strong chick and I'm getting stronger
• 1:13:24
  and better every day. Hell yeah, you do you,
• 1:13:27
  boo. Seems to be working on it. Christina Aguilera
• 1:13:31
  steps out with micro bangs and a bob for date
• 1:13:33
  night. The Grammy winner debuts a striking new
• 1:13:36
  hairdo as she steps out for the 12th Breakthrough
• 1:13:38
  Prize ceremony in Santa Monica, California on
• 1:13:41
  April 18th for a stylish date night with her
• 1:13:44
  fiancé, Matthew Rutler. She has a new haircut.
• 1:13:46
  She still has those nice -ass boobies. on the
• 1:13:52
  red carpet christina shows off her chin length
• 1:13:54
  blonde bob that features wispy micro bangs she
• 1:13:57
  wears a trust me as a man i ain't looking at
• 1:14:00
  the hair black gown that features a figure hugging
• 1:14:02
  latex bodice and sheer skirt she's dirty we all
• 1:14:09
  know that A controversial website that pushed
• 1:14:12
  conspiracy theories is getting a new life with
• 1:14:15
  a twist. Chicago -based satire outlet The Onion
• 1:14:18
  is relaunching InfoWars as a parody site. The
• 1:14:22
  company previously acquired the platform through
• 1:14:24
  a lawsuit filed by the families of the Sandy
• 1:14:27
  Hooks. It really is no different than The Onion,
• 1:14:29
  because Alex Jones is a loser! shooting victims.
• 1:14:34
  Although he was right about Epstein and that,
• 1:14:37
  but everyone kind of knew. The general public
• 1:14:39
  didn't know. Eminem is marking his 18th year
• 1:14:43
  of sobriety in an April 20th Instagram post.
• 1:14:46
  The rapper shared a photo of himself wearing
• 1:14:48
  a graphic t -shirt while holding up a sobriety
• 1:14:50
  coin. Not that much to that. What's going on
• 1:14:56
  here with this brun? I've never in my life been
• 1:15:00
  more proud of my life. People have no idea what's
• 1:15:04
  really going on, you know? You sound like you're
• 1:15:07
  whipped! I'm just never in my life more proud
• 1:15:10
  of someone with that level of integrity that
• 1:15:13
  brings that with them and carries that with them
• 1:15:14
  in everything that they do. Trust me, if there
• 1:15:15
  was the opposite of integrity, it'd be your dirty,
• 1:15:18
  rotten wife! She's a douchebag! Ryan's full -on
• 1:15:24
  defense comes less than a month before Blake
• 1:15:26
  and Justin's sexual harassment trial. Oh, yeah.
• 1:15:29
  I bet they're regretting it now. Because they're
• 1:15:31
  morons! Is set to kick off in federal court.
• 1:15:39
  And Blake's face always looks like she's smelling
• 1:15:41
  a fart. In Manhattan. I think now that the most
• 1:15:44
  serious claims have been dismissed, I think a
• 1:15:46
  settlement is actually possible. The trial is
• 1:15:49
  set to last about three weeks, but oh my God,
• 1:15:52
  a bunch of rich people bitching about nonsense.
• 1:15:56
  Why you got issues in the room? Neither side
• 1:15:59
  is letting up. I thought we were friends. Justin
• 1:16:01
  is pushing back on Blake's move to block talk
• 1:16:04
  about her net worth. Yeah, that's pretty important,
• 1:16:06
  honey. Justin wants to discuss Blake's finances
• 1:16:10
  at trial because it's a question of damage. Oh
• 1:16:13
  yeah! Even if Lively proves that Baldoni harmed
• 1:16:17
  her, she needs to prove how much she was harmed
• 1:16:20
  monetarily. Oh wow, that's a good one. That's
• 1:16:23
  a good liar. She doesn't want people to know
• 1:16:26
  her and know her because she's a hag. And he's
• 1:16:29
  getting the thank you he deserves. You may have
• 1:16:31
  heard about the principal who tackled an active
• 1:16:33
  shooter in his high school. Now he's getting
• 1:16:36
  that big thank you. Hell yeah! What a badass!
• 1:16:43
  Hall spoke with a DJ who made sure that hero
• 1:16:45
  principal got a celebration fit for a kink. So
• 1:16:49
  he became a prom king. There you freaking go.
• 1:16:52
  Today's speed round show. Katy Perry puts her
• 1:17:10
  credit card in a Trevi fountain for good luck.
• 1:17:13
  Oh, yeah. Time to go on a spending spree. And
• 1:17:21
  then she brought it out. Katy Perry put her own
• 1:17:24
  hilarious spin on a beloved visitor tradition.
• 1:17:27
  Oh, it's so funny. So hilarious. So wild. A recent
• 1:17:33
  trip to Rome. All right, there you go. She's
• 1:17:37
  just an annoying woman, isn't she? What's going
• 1:17:43
  on here? Today on TMZ. Okay, I did not know this
• 1:17:50
  was going to happen. I was actually sleeping.
• 1:17:52
  TMZ is in D .C. Donnell Rawlings. Yeah! Our TMZ
• 1:17:56
  D .C. crew on a tour of Washington, D .C. We
• 1:17:59
  gotta go to the White House. And it went off
• 1:18:02
  the rails. You know what the irony of this is?
• 1:18:03
  A black man takes a white person to the White
• 1:18:06
  House. Everything's about race! Jacob says, what
• 1:18:12
  a night. Jacob's day got considerably better
• 1:18:14
  from what happened in the afternoon. He was on
• 1:18:17
  Team Z Live and Harvey said, how was your time
• 1:18:19
  in D .C.? I mean, where do I start? Where is
• 1:18:21
  that? I walk into a cafeteria and f*** up. Why
• 1:18:25
  didn't you start there? Oh my gosh. What an annoying
• 1:18:29
  dude. So singer David was arrested. He's a thug!
• 1:18:33
  On suspicion of murdering Celeste Revis in a
• 1:18:36
  dramatic scene. But there could be a big problem
• 1:18:38
  with the prosecution. Case against him. This
• 1:18:42
  is not a slam dunk case. There are reasons to
• 1:18:45
  believe David may well have known she was in
• 1:18:47
  the trunk of that car. Got it. That doesn't mean
• 1:18:49
  he killed her. Harvey Levins. Oh, he's got to
• 1:18:54
  beat the contrarian. Cree Summer and Kadeem Hardison.
• 1:18:58
  And they're both on the reboot. I like how the
• 1:19:00
  girl's wearing a hat that says smoke weed at
• 1:19:02
  a funeral. Hell yeah. That's what I did at my
• 1:19:05
  uncle's funeral. Of a different world. They're
• 1:19:07
  both coming back. Everybody's coming back. Nostalgia's
• 1:19:09
  really in. Nostalgia's always been in. It just
• 1:19:12
  changes what we're nostalgic about. You can't
• 1:19:14
  do nostalgia for your shows anymore because my
• 1:19:15
  three sons are all dead. wrestlemania is going
• 1:19:22
  down this weekend and the wwe set up an exhibition
• 1:19:26
  to honor hulk hogan he's not even mount rushmore
• 1:19:28
  wrestling he just is the mount there's no second
• 1:19:30
  when i was a kid there was this announcer who
• 1:19:32
  was really famous named dick lane why is it always
• 1:19:34
  with you dude you never met a richard man i haven't
• 1:19:36
  even told you about my friend former d .a richard
• 1:19:39
  size you bet me a thousand dollars and i'll prove
• 1:19:42
  it i shouldn't have googled size huh It's so
• 1:19:52
  loud over there, TMZ. I saw this headline here.
• 1:19:58
  And I kind of knew this was going to happen.
• 1:20:02
  But I still couldn't believe it. You know what
• 1:20:07
  it is? know that Michael Jackson is probably
• 1:20:12
  a pedophile if you're a kiss ass fan of his he
• 1:20:16
  wouldn't piss on you if you're on fire he'd piss
• 1:20:18
  on you sexually and I'm telling you we all know
• 1:20:22
  he was guilty and supposedly they left that part
• 1:20:25
  out of the movie Just two years after Michael
• 1:20:28
  Jackson's song Black or White, which is about
• 1:20:30
  unity, was released, fans were divided when he
• 1:20:33
  was accused of child molestation. Allegation.
• 1:20:35
  Yeah, that was the time as a kid where I learned
• 1:20:38
  what a pedophile was. My parents were so uncomfortable
• 1:20:42
  in the car. They didn't know what to say. Because
• 1:20:45
  he's a pedophile. And that's all he is. And he
• 1:20:48
  consistently denied. Of course he's going to
• 1:20:52
  deny it. What's he going to say? who obtained
• 1:20:58
  the biopic's original script reports any scenes
• 1:21:01
  that depicted the dark chapter in Jackson's life
• 1:21:03
  had to be cut. Oh, yeah! Because why? Why have
• 1:21:08
  an honest documentary? He was found innocent.
• 1:21:11
  So in the movie, it would be that he won, even
• 1:21:14
  though I don't believe he's innocent. But all
• 1:21:16
  the Michael Jackson fans that are giant accent
• 1:21:20
  boomers are so frickin' whipped by him. Mm -hmm.
• 1:21:24
  Let's just rewrite the past. According to Variety
• 1:21:29
  sources, a sequence where investigators arrive
• 1:21:32
  at Jackson's Neverland Ranch searching for evidence
• 1:21:34
  was one of many removed from the film due to
• 1:21:37
  legal reasons. I'm sure the legal reasons are
• 1:21:40
  they didn't want to hit it. It's a part of his
• 1:21:42
  life. Those changes in the film directed by Antoine
• 1:21:47
  Fuqua reportedly resulted in a 10 to 15 million
• 1:21:50
  dollar 22 day reshoot. Oh, yeah, they got to
• 1:21:53
  reshoot it because why hide and why be honest?
• 1:21:58
  Adding to the film's already $155 million budget.
• 1:22:02
  Listen, I loved, I had his box set. It was like
• 1:22:05
  a big white box set and I loved his music. And
• 1:22:07
  once I found out more about him, he just creeps
• 1:22:09
  me out, man. He gives me bad vibes. Creeps me
• 1:22:15
  out, man. It's not good vibes. I don't look at
• 1:22:19
  Michael Jackson and go, oh yeah, I want to hang
• 1:22:22
  out with him. When I used to do videos, I didn't
• 1:22:26
  get the million dollar budgets. I got the $50
• 1:22:28
  ,000. All right, I can't play any more of this
• 1:22:30
  because it's got copyright. But yeah, you all
• 1:22:32
  enable it. And you all covered it up. It's ridiculous.
• 1:22:42
  Oh, yeah. We got 140 days left until the NFL
• 1:22:49
  returns. And I don't want it to return. It means
• 1:22:53
  the days are going to get shorter and that it's
• 1:22:55
  going to get cold out. I'm ready for when it's
• 1:22:59
  going to be the NBA playoffs, which we're currently
• 1:23:02
  in and we'll get to in a second. Oh, yeah. Honestly,
• 1:23:07
  the NFL is cool, but I prefer the NBA. Oh, we've
• 1:23:13
  had an off season. Stefan Diggs getting in trouble.
• 1:23:18
  Mike Vrabel banging out Diana Rossini, but not
• 1:23:22
  getting in trouble for it. And Josh Allen having
• 1:23:26
  a baby. And I was realizing that the Indiana
• 1:23:30
  quarterback sided with Derek Chauvin. It's been
• 1:23:34
  quite the offseason for football. But before
• 1:23:38
  I get to Josh Allen, let's let this play out.
• 1:23:53
  Allen is singing Haley Steinfeld's praises. The
• 1:23:56
  Buffalo Bills quarterback gives his wife. Of
• 1:23:59
  course she is. She's hot as hell. She's wifey
• 1:24:01
  material. I'd rather marry her than Taylor. You
• 1:24:04
  know Haley brings it in bed. Who he tied the
• 1:24:08
  knot with in May 2025, a big shout out during
• 1:24:11
  an April 20th press conference with the team.
• 1:24:13
  Earlier in the month, Haley and Josh announced
• 1:24:16
  the arrival of their first child together, a
• 1:24:18
  baby girl. All right, so there you go. Time for
• 1:24:24
  a Tampa Bay news. Let's go. I'm ready to go right
• 1:24:30
  now. Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go live.
• 1:24:43
  Tampa Bay news. It's the place we arrive. From
• 1:24:46
  the beach to the bay and the city's crazy moves.
• 1:24:48
  We got stories hotter than the floor. What's
• 1:25:10
  going on with this hot -ass woman from Pinellas
• 1:25:13
  Park? Happening in just a few hours, Emily Martinez,
• 1:25:17
  who faces charges in both Pinellas and Hillsborough
• 1:25:19
  counties, will appear in court. Investigators
• 1:25:21
  say multiple people reported complications from
• 1:25:23
  veneer implants done by Martinez. She's such
• 1:25:27
  a hottie. You know she would bring the ruckus
• 1:25:31
  in bed. They say she used crazy glue. Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:36
  She's got crazy eyes. Refuse to fix the issues
• 1:25:41
  or provide refunds. Yeah, because she's a moron.
• 1:25:44
  She's stupid! Doesn't mean she's not hot, though.
• 1:25:48
  That's all I'm going to say. On the road, Trooper
• 1:25:51
  Ken Watson has seen it all. You're going to see
• 1:25:53
  people with iPads and cell phones. And occasionally
• 1:25:59
  you'll find someone even writing down on a notebook.
• 1:26:01
  He's talking about drivers who should be driving.
• 1:26:05
  So many people are trying to get so many things
• 1:26:07
  done in a short amount of time. multitasking.
• 1:26:13
  The Florida Highway Patrol says 2 ,100 serious
• 1:26:16
  crashes and more than 300 traffic fatalities
• 1:26:19
  occurred last year from distracted drivers. Alright,
• 1:26:22
  so there's that. What's the line from Lil Wayne
• 1:26:26
  from Rich as Fuck? Yeah, let's talk to the cops.
• 1:26:29
  I don't speak pink. Mm -hmm. Me and Janet Jackson.
• 1:26:35
  Mm -hmm. Morning, an elementary teacher from
• 1:26:39
  Hillsborough County out on bond and facing DUI
• 1:26:42
  charges. Loser! Hillsborough County deputies
• 1:26:47
  arresting 35 -year -old Jacob Cohen early Sunday.
• 1:26:49
  He is a rough 35. He just looks like one of your
• 1:26:53
  mutants that listens to Kelton in the morning.
• 1:26:55
  Morning after a traffic stop in Tampa, they say
• 1:26:57
  they saw signs of impairment and Cohen refused
• 1:27:00
  to give a breath sample. Oh, yeah! You know the
• 1:27:04
  only time he blows something is only when he
• 1:27:07
  gets blown. I guess BTS is going to be in Tampa.
• 1:27:16
  The streets are going to be shut down. What else
• 1:27:19
  is going on in Tampa? Indian Rock's speech is
• 1:27:23
  cracking down on short -term rentals and adding
• 1:27:26
  surge fines. Man, Indian Rock's speech is just
• 1:27:29
  a bunch of greedy imbeciles. that are ripping
• 1:27:33
  you off. They're scumbags. May they burn in hell.
• 1:27:37
  Even though hell's not real. When we die, it
• 1:27:40
  goes black. Yeah. Six, seven. Six mad, but he
• 1:28:04
  been in these mics. All in ten heights, now the
• 1:28:07
  cynic is tight. From the berms to the block,
• 1:28:10
  that's a hell of a height. Turn the dial, see
• 1:28:12
  his name on the lights. He got callers on the
• 1:28:15
  lines, trying to break they news. From the side
• 1:28:17
  to the sticks, they relate to the views. Every
• 1:28:20
  segment like a story from the avenue. Turn slick,
• 1:28:23
  then he fact check the attitude. This that Chicago
• 1:28:26
  news. Hop in, I will let them choose. What's
• 1:28:49
  going on with these ones? Okay, we got to talk
• 1:28:52
  about this because there's always action when
• 1:28:55
  we're talking about the Chicago Bears and this
• 1:28:57
  just in. Leaders visited the site of the would
• 1:29:00
  -be Hammond Indiana Stadium today to confirm
• 1:29:02
  the meeting, saying it is another positive step
• 1:29:05
  in the process of finishing necessary due diligence
• 1:29:07
  work for the Hammond site. That site is the clubhouse
• 1:29:10
  at Lost Marsh Golf Club. Today is the deadline
• 1:29:14
  for... Man, how many weed arrests would happen
• 1:29:16
  outside that stadium? Bills to move from one
• 1:29:18
  chamber to the other. Alright, so the Bears are
• 1:29:21
  stupid. They're the worst! Even though they had
• 1:29:25
  a good year. Local faith leaders are jumping
• 1:29:27
  into the ongoing clash between Pope Leo and the
• 1:29:30
  Trump administration. The president has angered
• 1:29:33
  many Catholics by criticizing the Pope. And now
• 1:29:35
  all the freaking priests! The Pope's already
• 1:29:38
  defended you! You don't need to talk about it!
• 1:29:41
  Now all the freaking priests are speaking up!
• 1:29:44
  Shut up! Pope's call to end the war. And make
• 1:29:46
  sure you guys aren't pedophiles, please. Iran.
• 1:29:48
  And today, one of Chicago's most prominent Catholic
• 1:29:51
  leaders fired back. So we're gathered here as
• 1:29:57
  a church. Got it. Because what is taking place
• 1:30:00
  right now in this country is an attack on the
• 1:30:05
  church. What are you doing? What about the attack
• 1:30:10
  on children? Is that fine? Time for Fresno News.
• 1:30:15
  Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Microphone. Yeah.
• 1:30:26
  Yeah. Yeah. Six nine tower. Fresno's loudest
• 1:30:30
  tower. Mic in his grip. Got the world feeling
• 1:30:32
  sour. Poppy on the block. Dropping facts like
• 1:30:34
  boulders. Words cut sharply. The city on his
• 1:30:37
  shoulders. News so raw. Unfiltered truth spray.
• 1:30:40
  Fresno's posting every word that he say. No bow,
• 1:30:44
  no disguise i do shout out global progress being
• 1:31:54
  met locally iran announced it has opened the
• 1:31:57
  straight of hormuz a critical oil shipping route
• 1:31:59
  and markets are responding with optimism we're
• 1:32:01
  about 50 cents a gallon especially on diesel
• 1:32:05
  down from the peak i'm sure with this 10 percent
• 1:32:09
  Decrease in crude, we'll see some more fuel price
• 1:32:12
  decreases going through tonight. We're still
• 1:32:15
  in a state of flux. That state of flux means
• 1:32:18
  prices are volatile. We aren't even quoting fuel
• 1:32:20
  prices right now because it's so volatile. So
• 1:32:24
  the Fresno prices went up. More people just leave
• 1:32:29
  California because of that scum bag known as
• 1:32:33
  Gavin Newsom. Bradley Nicholson learned his fate
• 1:32:37
  in court today after... shooting at two Fresno
• 1:32:40
  police officers last year, nearly hitting one
• 1:32:43
  of them in the head. Thanks for joining us tonight
• 1:32:45
  for Live at Six. I'm Warren Armstrong. And good
• 1:32:47
  evening, I'm Margo Kim. We're live on ABC 30,
• 1:32:50
  Hulu Live, and wherever you stream. All right,
• 1:32:52
  so he got 30 years to shoot at a company. I don't
• 1:32:57
  feel like playing the radio news music because
• 1:32:59
  I got to go soon. KRX Cube in Sacramento 98 Rock.
• 1:33:09
  They just added Abe Cannon to the mornings. Good
• 1:33:13
  job, boys. It's great. Hey, it's Abe Cannon from
• 1:33:20
  98 Rock, and you are listening to Hoppy Hour
• 1:33:22
  with Ryan Hoppy. All right, so there's that.
• 1:33:25
  Tucker Carlson is disowning Trump a little too
• 1:33:29
  late. Oh, God, my aunt said they're listening
• 1:33:34
  to Hoppy Radio while driving to pick me up. That's
• 1:33:36
  gross. That's terrible. I'm sorry you guys have
• 1:33:38
  to do that. Patriots coach said he had a hard
• 1:33:41
  discussion with good old his wife that he cheated
• 1:33:45
  on. And Kaylin Clark's ungrateful teammate is
• 1:33:48
  mad that she's making $670 ,000 and wants more.
• 1:33:51
  What do you want? Your league doesn't make any
• 1:33:54
  money, honey. How do you expect to get by? Here
• 1:33:58
  was Stephen Curry talking about losing. Multiple,
• 1:34:06
  sure. That's more than one. Multiple seasons.
• 1:34:10
  Perfect, perfect. Would you be interested in
• 1:34:13
  an extension? Uh, for sure. There you go. And
• 1:34:18
  finally on Hoppy Hour, I can't stand narcissistic
• 1:34:22
  people that work in media, that treat everybody
• 1:34:26
  like crap, that yell at people behind the scenes.
• 1:34:29
  Many of the people I've worked with have done
• 1:34:31
  this. At Alex Cooper's Unwell Network, that's
• 1:34:35
  the home of Call Her Daddy, TMZ says it's more
• 1:34:38
  like I Yell Network. Alex Cooper's husband has
• 1:34:42
  a reputation for berating and yelling at staffers
• 1:34:45
  working on her network. He oversees the day -to
• 1:34:49
  -day operations. Dude, if you're yelling at people,
• 1:34:52
  I'm sure you underpay them and I'm sure Alex
• 1:34:55
  Cooper keeps all the money. You look like a douchebag.
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  You look like somebody I wouldn't want to hang
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  out with. You're a moron. You're a bully. And
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  you're hanging around your annoying wife that
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  thinks she's better than everybody even though
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  we're all going to die at the end of the day.
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  You're literally bringing your staffers to tears.
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  You're bringing your staffers to tears. saying
• 1:35:19
  that they'll never work in Hollywood again if
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  they messed up. If you care that somebody is
• 1:35:24
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  moron. And when you die, everyone's going to
• 1:35:29
  go, oh yeah, Alex Cooper's essentially nepo husband
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  was a douchebag. And I'm sure you never cheat
• 1:35:37
  on Alex, freaking idiot. You make all men look
• 1:35:41
  bad, you douchebag. And that is that. As a reminder,
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  And with the bullshit they handin' now To the
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  blow the all -white phantom out I'ma get them
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  with the pants and the shirt and the shoes and
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  the hat With the shades and the chain and the
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  watch is the reason I be standin' now That's
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  where ice will spin that cake while I lick the
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  icing off the cake It's custom be there, y 'all,
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  come on everyone Bad to Gucci bag, matching Gucci
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  pumps. Shoes matching the belt. Skirt matching
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  the blouse. Chain matching the ring. Yeah, I'm
• 1:38:46
  doing my thing. Y 'all got so many haters. Why
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  is so many haters? It's like a mental patient.
• 1:38:51
  I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing
• 1:38:54
  my patience. It's a good work in my life. I'm
• 1:38:56
  getting spinning. I'm on it like a church in
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  the city. Laying on gas, skin blowing, pushing
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  the winds. I'm a hood star and I'm spottin' like
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  a rock star I'm better on lean, got my picks
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  game meanin' You can't help it, bring me money,
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  I'm the boss of the street I do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday Do it like my birthday,
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  do it like my birthday I do it like it hurts.
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  may have known me as Hammer and Hank. I was labeled
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• 1:43:54
  at the age of 12, the doctors decided I was autistic.
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  Now at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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• 1:44:06
  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
• 1:44:14
  get an education and join the workforce. I did
• 1:44:17
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• 1:44:21
  you meet someone with autism, don't feel sorry
• 1:44:24
  for them, work with them. Find out for yourself
• 1:44:27
  that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.
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  To find out more We'll be right back. Where I
• 1:45:35
  pull it down Ain't no limit What it do? Come
• 1:46:33
  on, shout it, let me see you get loose Let me
• 1:47:06
  put no chasers in my drink. I want two hot liggas,
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  pimp. Smoke, yank, smoke, yank. Smoke, yank,
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  smoke, yank. All on the earth. I don't think
• 1:47:19
  earth. Beat y 'all slur. Nothing's in my cup.
• 1:47:22
  Shit, it's all gone. Now I'm hiding the motherfucker
• 1:47:25
  making up words. Lookin' like men. I like them
• 1:47:28
  light skin. Do what it's done. I don't win it
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  10 -20. Don't it great? Do what it's done. from
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  the day to the dawn, we fall for square, but
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  my goons don't pick, it's drinks on you, all
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  eyes on me, and niggas with me drinking down,
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  hit me mixed with Remy Ma, party going all night,
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  when we kick it, kick it hard, niggas, they smoking,
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  they be getting choked down, some of them niggas,
• 1:48:00
  we be getting broke down, we be Women's self
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  -defense classes. printing company, all the big
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• 1:49:41
  back and I'll be on to keep this party going.
• 1:49:44
  Hello. Is your favorite San Francisco DJ hammering?
• 1:49:48
  I may look normal, but the truth is, I have a
• 1:49:52
  condition known as autism. That's right, it's
• 1:49:55
  a condition, not a disease. That is, autism can
• 1:49:58
  strike anyone, regardless of who they are. People
• 1:50:01
  with autism normally have difficulties in verbal
• 1:50:03
  and nonverbal communication skills, social interactions,
• 1:50:07
  and leisure activities. I have even worked in
• 1:50:21
  the San Francisco Bay Area as an honored person
• 1:50:24
  for many years. Always remember that people of
• 1:50:26
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• 1:50:29
  and successful. To find out more about autism,
• 1:50:31
  please contact your local mental health center
• 1:50:34
  or visit AutismStreet .org. Disarming and I appreciate
• 1:50:39
  your kindness. Daytime, I said you'll complain.
• 1:50:42
  Cool, great, coffee's our own stunt. Feels like
• 1:50:44
  robbery in banks. Try a coffee on the mic. Ropping
• 1:50:47
  with some new screams Syndicated scarl Now it's
• 1:50:50
  time to shatter dreams Oh, the happy hour is
• 1:50:52
  coming still close Radio waves fading like a
• 1:50:56
  wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving in the
• 1:50:59
  air But we keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so
• 1:51:02
  unfair Oh, life's buzzing with the laughter slowing
• 1:51:10
  dim Ear drums mixed in happy like fingers without
• 1:51:13
  rings VHX to FM, shut up But soon the sound will
• 1:51:17
  vanish like shadows in the heat The happy hour
• 1:51:20
  is coming to a close Radio waves fading like
• 1:51:23
  a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving in
• 1:51:27
  the air both keep the rhythm Oh life's just so
• 1:51:30
  unfair Oh life wasn't but the laughter's growing
• 1:51:38
  dim Eardrums mixing happy like fingers without
• 1:51:41
  rings Gaining sex to have them Yeah, it's like
• 1:51:45
  shadows in the heat Oh, the hobby hour is coming
• 1:51:49
  to a close The radio waves fade like a Wilson
• 1:51:52
  Rose Laughter and joy dissolve it in the air
• 1:51:55
  But we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so
• 1:51:58
  unfair Oh, life's just so unfair Tuned in every
• 1:52:10
  night like clockwork to a show, now it's time
• 1:52:12
  to face the silence like a TV on snow, right?
• 1:52:15
  Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine, the
• 1:52:18
  void left in our hearts wider than a canyon line.
• 1:52:21
  Line. Lines. Lines. Lines. Lines. Lines. Lines.
• 1:53:16
  And like that, it's gone. You probably had Taco
• 1:53:21
  Bell before. Whenever we're going outside, all
• 1:53:24
  I smell is poop. I'll catch you in the next one.
• 1:53:29
  And we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
• 1:53:38
  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
• 1:53:58
  our...