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Wildcards Radio: Soundboards, Side Quests & Bad Ideas · Wildcards Radio

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  really, really, really that's what we doing.
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  Motherfuckers. Fucking go judo flips jiu jitsu
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  flips motherfuckers on. You fucking hear that AK?
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  That. Really abrasive, loud M effort.
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  You've all come love and know, and some might hope you hate.
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  You. Why bitches?
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  Yeah, a potato is like. A fucking gay boiled egg.
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  Gully Wicked smile.
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  Let him cook, Let him cook now. That's right, I said.
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  Hammy. Penises are not for looking at,
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  they're for. Use.
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  They're like plungers. New stamp, new St.
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  Same rhythm in his feet. If you need his spark, he's the
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  one. Brings the room back up like the
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  sun. Like the sun, they say.
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  OK, so you're, you're at the beginning stages of Wildcats for
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  tonight. You're welcome.
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  I'm paying attention to some stuff right now.
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  So that means I got to I got to bless you.
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  I got to bless you with some wildcards Savvy only tracks
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  owned and distributed by Wildcards International.
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  wildcardsradio.com. Hold your boy step.
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  Up. But the fun starts later.
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  This is just the warm up so I can break some stuff before we
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  we hang out and and have some fun.
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  Mr. Stevie at the board professor with the spark rolls 1
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  tracks on the lights up the dark and.
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  He got the. Charge reading us loads crypto
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  in the pocket in the home room. No Chuck slick, talk fast.
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  Let the chop chop fly. One more chop.
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  Walkers. Walkers bring the heat out.
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  Walkers. Walkers talk it out loud.
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  Mr. Stevie Heavy, Dollywood Gate 2 Walkers, Walkers, the whole
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  crew. Gully in the passport stamped up
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  coast to coast. Night stems, big grin.
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  Got the. Stories.
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  Everybody wants most, from Canada to everywhere.
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  He's never moving slow. One minute on the mountain, next
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  minute on the show. What guy on the board walks on
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  on his face? Eccentric gold Electric's always
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  set the pace. Trap, lap, clap back.
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  Keep the fire alive. One more twist, one more tail.
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  That's a wild watch. Watch,
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  Stevie Hemming. That's right, you may be
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  listening to wild cards if all is good.
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  Uncle Elon don't always love the sound that the wild cards
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  brings. So what are you going to do
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  about it? I don't give a fuck.
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  Shout out to you. Shout out to me.
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  Special. Shout out to my mother.
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  Shout out to my mother. I know she's listening and we
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  we're going to start the show. You know it's.
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  Early. I'm early.
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  I. My mom always told me to be
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  early for shit. Punctuality is congruent with
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  professionalism and so is being multilingual.
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  So without further adudes, are we going to do another real
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  random wild card centric track before we play the theme song
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  and start the show? I'll let you boy.
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  I'm Mr. Stevie. Hemi's going to be here.
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  So is the wet guy. So is and you're all going to
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  pee your pants. None.
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  That's wild card. I just got some information from
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  my brother Hemi. Shit ain't looking great for my
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  boy Hemi right now. Hemi doesn't have an indoor
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  pool, but he does right now. I just got the DM from my
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  brother Hemi that he's swimming in the basement right now, so
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  maybe he's going to show up, I don't know.
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  I hope so. Because.
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  I'm wicked boring on the solo. The Wildcats.
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  This is where we facilitate everybody's needs.
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  My mother especially. And oh, it's the weather in
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  Boston Standard Time. Which means I'm supposed to stop
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  the real theme song. So I would be remiss if I did
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  not do this. All right, by the way, in case
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  you forgot where you are right now, you're at Wild Cards.
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  It's Thursday night. This is the real theme song.
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  If you're in here, what's the matter with you?
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  You got a problem. You got nothing better to do.
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  I'm just playing. I love you, motherfuckers.
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  Oh, shit. I just looked at the phone.
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  I got a huge motherfucking shout out to Rams.
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  Shout out to Rams, you handsome bastard.
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  Whether you're in a suit or a T-shirt, you command
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  performance, my friend. Oh my goodness.
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  Oh my goodness. And.
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  Nat is in the building as well. How you doing, Nat?
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  Appreciate you since de Uno tambien.
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  Oh, what up Murph? Murph.
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  Yo dog, you shit me. It's been a hot minute since I
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  seen my man. Murph, what's the matter with
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  you? Good to see you, brother.
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  Yeah, it was. At the Wildcats.
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  We live at the wreck from the United States of motherfucking
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  Boston Esco. Oh my goodness, what a time it
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  has been so far today. Oh, it's T Pat T Pat's going to
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  be here. Oh, there's AI heard my guy's
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  here too, because all right, listen, I guess I'm going to now
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  that it's like a couple minutes after 9, I'll start adding the
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  peeps and here's some. You listen.
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  To wildcards, right? And, you know, turn this shit
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  down, Stevie. OK, Now is the time where you
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  get to be blessed. Listen to the words.
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  This is how we roll. We always got new tracks from
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  wildcards. Oh, holla at you, boy.
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  You listen to wildcards? Yeah.
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  Wild cards in the room make space 84 host chaos.
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  Hard to replace Mr. Stevie on the board.
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  Click clap, smile too mean with a joke, too fast
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  me too. So in.
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  Case y'all don't know, this is like the time of the show where
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  you're supposed to like it and repost it, drop a gift and do
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  all that shit you're supposed to do.
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  Appreciate that, appreciate you. How's everybody doing?
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  You listening to wild cards? Shout out.
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  Oh my goodness, I got to tell you motherfucker, something real
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  quick. Shout out to my mother.
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  All right, went to go do some work for my mom today and she's
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  sitting on a iPad and what's she doing?
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  I'm telling you what she's following wildcards on Apple
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  podcast. That's right.
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  And she's and she's oh, Steven, you know, I've always loved
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  Latina. She's so proud of this.
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  So shout out to my mother mom, I'll learn Spanish for you mom
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  again don't forget you're supposed to like it and repost
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  it and all that Maloney, give me about a second while I re like
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  this yes mom, I'm re liking this and we having a good time
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  tonight. What up, Jory Oh?
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  It feels good. I'm fucking sweating.
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  Down here, all right, I don't care.
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  Yes, it is almost 100° in the United States of Boston today.
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  I'm in the basement of a house. It's my house.
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  It's not my mother's house. But again, shout out to my
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  mother. And it's hard as tits down here.
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  And shout out yes to my mother's tits.
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  I'm going to be talking about my mom a lot today, probably
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  because besides you motherfuckers in the internets
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  and everything, I'm going to tell you something.
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  Oh, Steven, my mom loves me and I love her.
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  And that Lady supports the shit out of wild cards.
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  She just wants to be like, she's a groupie.
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  I'm like, yo, mom, I think I'm going to talk to Esco tonight.
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  And she's like, oh, Steven, and this is for real.
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  And again, she's going to be listening so I am not censored.
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  Oh, Steven, should I give you my panties to send him?
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  And I'm like, mom, maybe, maybe. So I'm we're going to see how
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  tonight goes. You know it's early.
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  I always love. Latinos.
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  She. Really.
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  Really. Does you hear that, Mom?
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  We know I have. Always loved Latinos, everybody.
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  'S talking about it. Latino.
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  Latino. Latino Latinos.
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  Yeah. She's great like that.
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  I love my mom. She you know, you know what I
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  mean? Like what are you going to do?
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  Like when you when you spend your day doing anything and your
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  mother can be like, oh, I'm proud of you.
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  This things are going to be OK. I don't care what the crypto
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  market sounds like or the stocks.
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  I don't care if it's raining or 1000°.
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  It's a Esco. It's a let's go.
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  Yeah. Or.
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  If it's an Esco or let's go, Yeah, shout out to Esco again.
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  I have always loved Tina. I think that was the first thing
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  dude said to me when I saw him like five years ago in the
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  Vegas. You know, I'm like, we're going
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  to Vegas, Mike, we're. Going to Vegas, I know we.
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  Were the Vegas Vegas? Vegas.
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  Vegas. I was outside probably blazing
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  up a backwoods and dude rolls by.
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  I don't know if it was the daytime or the night time.
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  Either way, he was wearing sunglasses and he's like, hey
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  Stevie, Stevie, your Mama loves the Latinos.
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  That's the first thing dude said to me, like in the real life.
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  So shout out to my brown brothers.
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  Shout out to Esco and my unknowns, brown brothers that I
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  may have strewn across the world thanks to my mother's prolific,
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  you know, birthing canal. So you listen to my.
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  Oh, shit. Is anybody here besides me?
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  I'm not wearing my glasses. Talk to me, somebody.
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  No, you're all here by yourself, Stevie.
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  I'm used to that. Golly, golly, I'm wicked.
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  Golly, I'm used to that. But let yo, dude.
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  Golly. I'm glad you're the first person
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  to chime in today. Hello.
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  How are you? Hello.
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  Is it me you're looking for? Are you?
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  Were you trying? To tell us right there.
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  Hello. I'm.
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  Trying to. Serenade Stevie, keep it going,
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  keep it going. Me and him had a wish.
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  That was the rolly I used. I'm.
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  Trying to keep it going. I'm trying.
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  To keep it rolling. Hey, listen, Gully.
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  We rolled around in the bushes. Not even metaphorically, like
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  this was in the real shit. You're sitting on the Bush.
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  I'm like, I'm sitting with you. I get up, we start rolling.
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  It was kind of erotic. Oh, my goodness.
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  Actually, let me. OK, You're listening to
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  Wildcats. I don't know if you heard one of
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  the new theme songs, but yes, no longer, unfortunately for the
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  momentaries. Will we be playing certain
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  tracks that are going to keep getting wild cards yanked off of
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  these streaming platforms? OK, I'm going to skip to four
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  bullet points down the the the notebook because wild cards is
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  so wild, right? Like the the algorithms like
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  they don't get it yet like they try to transcribe the shit and
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  the algorithm's mad confused because of what what happens
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  over here. You know what I mean?
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  So motherfuckers, no, let's fucking go.
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  Thank you. So believe it or not, over the
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  past like week, wild cards has got some traction on the podcast
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  circuit. You know what I'm saying?
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  And that's not only because of goalie stems, but it's also
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  because apparently people enjoy the stupid shit, right?
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  But the more people enjoy the stupid shit, the more like the
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  algorithms like, oh shit, we got to we got to check this shit
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  out. So now they get nitty gritty on
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  me and being like, yo, 2 second sample of this track, we yanking
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  it down. So I already told the wet guy
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  today shout out Harry balls. He's been helping me edit the
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  the the ships, not not my shits, but the music and the sounds and
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  as of today, we no longer have dude.
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  Where are you Hemi Hemi. You know this this is where Oh
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  my God. Yo dawg, we were talking I was
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  talking to wet guy earlier about you He's shitting your hands.
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  We. No spiders, no shit in the
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  hands. It's simple, simple economics
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  for goalie. You got to understand Gully, OK,
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  I got to look at this notebook because I'm already attention
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  deficited all over the place. So OK, what is?
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  Oh, OK, so podcast shit. Right.
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  So we're all over the place on podcast.
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  More people are starting to listen, which kind of is great.
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  It's blessings, but it fucks us when it comes to like the nitty
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  gritties. So again, shout out to Celia
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  Cruz, but we will no longer have Azucar Negra on the wildcards
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  for a while. So instead, thankfully,
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  obviously, I went to the booth today and I recorded some
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  espanols. And in case you don't know what
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  that means, I recorded Spanish. That's right, Espanol means
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  Spanish. Cartas is cards.
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  Yes, you can learn the rest in about 30 seconds.
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  We're going to turn this shit off.
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  But I got to follow the notebook.
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  I got to follow the notebook. Right.
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  So when when we show the respects to the Latinos, we are
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  going to have to refrain from licensed material.
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  But this is now licensed under wildcatsradio.com.
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  That's right motherfuckers. So had to do that for a few
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  things. I just realized something
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  though. When you talk about the whole
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  transcribing thing, this this podcast definitely is not for
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  the hearing impaired. It will give them a fucking
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  seizure trying to keep up with this shit.
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  Yo I asked like ChatGPT to try to transcribe it and summarize
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  it and give titles and after like 1/2 hour it's like what the
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  fuck is going on? Chat.
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  GPT couldn't figure shit out. It's like, I don't know what's
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  the sound bite, what's a person, what a stems, I don't know
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  what's going on. So although shout out to all
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  these AIS, they ain't smart enough to understand Wildcats.
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  But. That's why that was always one
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  of the funniest parts of wildcards when you would.
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  Interview. When you would interview people
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  and you kept throwing up. Like all the.
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  All the sound bites and they'd get confused and thrown off.
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  Track like what? The what?
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  The say next like what was I say like it.
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  It's just so it's like yeah, you throwing them off you throwing
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  AI off you throw it off like yeah, we just throw it off.
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  But we had to we had to start with people, OK, we had to start
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  with the the ingredients of the soil and green if you would.
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  And now we are fucking with GPU's all day.
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  And now we will no longer have Moonlight Sonata when a song
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  that it requires sadness. Instead we have rewritten that
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  and it is now this. Yeah, sad song.
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  Sad pianos. Guess what?
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  Published and licensed to wildcardsradio.com.
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  So go fuck yourself. Artificial intelligence.
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  Shout out to being a podcast. That's right.
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  OK, Trying to get smart with this shit.
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  So, yeah, a lot of that shit in the past couple days, but for
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  real. So OK, Mother go Gully, you're a
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  legend. I fucking love you.
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  And so, OK, intro to Wild Cards. You heard the music and all
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  that. Good for you.
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  You heard some sound bites. Yippy fucking skippy.
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  All right, but what is Wild Cards?
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  Wild Cards, Nobody fucking knows at this point.
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  Gully mentioned interviews. He's like, yeah, interviewing
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  people and suddenly there's weird shit confusing the shit
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  out of him. Yeah, that happens.
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  What else happens? I mean, shit, I quite honestly,
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  it has historically been a bunch of homies hanging out, chilling
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  on the couch, just vibing out right.
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  And and after maybe 5-6, I don't know, years, we still kind of
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  doing that. But again, like, like, you know
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  what, what's current isn't as current now as it was 5 or 6
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  years ago. So what?
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  We were doing other shit depending on what we doing.
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  So what's the content? I don't know.
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  But if this is not your first time tapping, good luck because
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  like Gully said, even Skynet has has yet to figure out and John
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  Connor is still battling them. Figuring out what the fuck
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  wildcards wildcards bitches is. Did you ever?
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  Think that maybe there's more to life than being really really.
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  Really. Ridiculously good looking.
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  I have. Shout out to being good looking.
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  I've never thought about that, about that actually, God, I
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  don't I I don't doubt this gully, because I'll tell you
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  something. For someone who pretends to not
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  care, you are a very well Kemp fashionable man.
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  Actually me, Jesus, I'm flying through the notebook already.
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  Maybe that's because I, I was, I was scrolling around all these
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  podcasts. I love you guys.
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  Like I wish I could look at the phone and do all this shit at
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  the same time. Maybe I'm getting a laughing
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  face or a heart or something. I don't know.
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  But I was reading podcast shits and it said that Wildcats,
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  although new, has been voted one of the most erotic podcasts that
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  are available for people to listen to.
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  And yes, that's right. Apparently I am the voice that
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  makes you moist. Hemi always rolls up with a semi
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  from what they have said. Gully yo-yo yo, so that that was
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  good. Hemi ISM right there.
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  Obviously Gully walks around wearing the Brazilian cut
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  showing the moth and the wet guy is the Prince of Eroticism.
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  So shout out to being brand new on the podcast scene again.
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  But they they find us arousing my friends, very arousing.
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  Catch me? Outside on my birthday suit or a
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  banana hammock. And I'm saying stay wet, fam.
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  See. I told.
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  My goodness. See, dude.
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  Nice stems teapot you said? You'll take it easier, Sir.
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  So, other other things to note. Anybody got anything interesting
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  to tap in on before I read you some weird shit?
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  Cuz you got to, you got to keep it chill cuz.
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  Now there is. This is why life and love is
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  confusing. It's like the Brady Bunch in
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  here. You don't know which is Greg and
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  you don't know which is Bobby. Sometimes.
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  Yeah. I was born in the 70s,
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  motherfuckers. Shout out to Mopa.
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  I think she recognizes that. I'm going to take it down low
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  real quick for Mopa right now yo.
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  Oh hold on, I got something sexy.
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  Hit me with something. Sexy right now.
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  I may, I'm oh where the fuck it. Oh, oh already again.
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  We will no longer be hearing that beautiful song by Wham or
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  George Michael. Instead, that has been rewritten
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  and here we go. Hey.
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  There Mopar, I see that new PST standing up for Australia.
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  Looking. Good, my girl.
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  We love. It God damn shoulders and
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  everything. Ain't no strings attached tease.
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  Hey, don't tell me. I'm just.
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  Saying I'm. Going to touch.
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  My my girl on the blocks in right now.
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  I'm going. To touch my red white.
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  And blue for Australia, not America for Australia.
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  Shout out to my #1 girl on the blockchain I'm going to touch.
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  Myself. Who's missing her?
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  Big toe. Mopar.
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  Ain't nobody checking. 9 toes girl if you.
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  Don't follow Mopar, you better follow Ass right now.
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  Wait. Mopar is missing a toe.
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  That's my girl right there. 'Cause everyone got to get
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  naked. Maybe 'cause everyone got to get
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  naked. Look at.
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  You see how wet it is behind her, It's wet behind her, 'cause
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  everyone. Got to get naked right behind
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  her. You know what?
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  I'm saying. 'Cause everyone got to get
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  naked. Tighter.
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  Than Dick skin. Hold on wait, hold on a second.
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  I need clarify. Miss the?
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  Last. Again.
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  Is is Mopar actually missing a toe?
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  This is the. Magic that I have to come.
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  On That's part of the show. Right now, yes, she is 100%
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  missing a big toe. At least one did it get.
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  Did it get eaten by a fucking crocodile or something?
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  Would happen. Crocodile and my crocodile.
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  My fucking. Toe.
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  Mate. Dead ass, Dead ass.
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  And let's. Go, yeah, let's go.
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  Oh, I got to say, let's go hang on a.
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  Second, can I also bring up the elephant in the room or their
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  which one? Or rather, the elephant that's
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  not in the room? Where the fuck is Hemi?
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  Oh. Shit.
• 34:45
  All right, listen, I got to tell you something.
• 34:49
  I got to tell you what's going on right now and it's not
• 34:51
  something good so. Already a downer off of that
• 34:55
  one. That's right, for those of you
• 34:59
  who are just tapping it and you listen to Wildcats, sit in or.
• 35:02
  Fuck off mate you fucking cunt. Sorry.
• 35:07
  Shout out. To the cunts.
• 35:13
  Shout out to. Hemi.
• 35:14
  Now Hemi is a crucial member of the Wildcards crew.
• 35:18
  Now understand he's been around since day one.
• 35:21
  Who am I talking about? You already heard me.
• 35:24
  I said. That's right, I said Hemi.
• 35:26
  That's right, I said Hemi now gully Esco T Pat wet guy, Laura
• 35:34
  Nat wet girl, everybody down there Rand D Oh my God, Mr. ABS
• 35:42
  and every oh jewelry mid Oh my goodness.
• 35:45
  Oh even another professor. I got to tell you guys the day
• 35:49
  did not begin with Hemi having an in ground pool in his
• 35:53
  basement. He did not plan on this.
• 35:58
  Hemi was doing what he does. And now, Esco, before you say
• 36:02
  shit, I'm not telling you what Hemi does, OK?
• 36:07
  He don't want anybody to know. All right?
• 36:09
  OK. He ain't.
• 36:10
  Laying pipe or nothing, Yeah. I just told you what you cannot
• 36:14
  do. So alas, he's here.
• 36:21
  He's here, he's here. Alas, Hemi has been in in in
• 36:29
  crotch high he. Was in the grease trap, that's
• 36:32
  where he was at 'cause he heard us yapping and he pulled the
• 36:34
  hell up. He's down there and listening to
• 36:36
  us. So invite the man.
• 36:38
  He's in those like he's like, is he in those like those pants are
• 36:42
  those guys like those old guys go fly fishing in, right?
• 36:45
  Now, like that's the wait. Wait.
• 36:47
  That's. Exactly what he's wearing the
• 36:49
  waiters. Are the correct print for these
• 36:51
  when you go into walking? Waiters, he's literally, he's
• 36:55
  literally fucking fly fishing in his basement right now.
• 36:58
  Is that what you're telling me? Literally fly fishing in the
• 37:01
  basement. But luckily he has a couple
• 37:03
  dozen mini Hemi minions. I'm doing the same thing down
• 37:07
  there, wet guy, in case you didn't know, if you were indeed
• 37:11
  from the United States of Boston.
• 37:15
  Yes, they're pronounced waiters, Waiters, waiters, waiters.
• 37:22
  And I had a friend I use. Waders.
• 37:23
  When I go fly fishing at a whole ass river trying to fight some
• 37:27
  damn salmon. Steelhead to be specific.
• 37:30
  But I cannot imagine a man having to wear waders in his
• 37:33
  basement. Holy shit, the crackers.
• 37:36
  Down there this is this is a sad day.
• 37:39
  I'm Esco, honestly. So let me pray tell, why have
• 37:44
  you not been a speaker up here? There was something.
• 37:49
  Why aren't you here yet? Are you here yet?
• 37:51
  Because I can't see. He's.
• 37:54
  In. The listeners, he ain't on the
• 37:56
  stage. See, now if he's not on stage,
• 37:59
  it's because he's worrisome of his phone falling in said water
• 38:04
  while he's in the waiters. It's because he's working on his
• 38:07
  backstroke, everybody. Shout out to the backstroke,
• 38:12
  give me a reach around. Hemi is the new Gilligan's
• 38:16
  Island. Just saying all.
• 38:19
  Right, Mr. Hemi. Seriously dude, Real.
• 38:23
  Wet don't speculate. About he's going to.
• 38:27
  Say hey, hold on, Mr. Wait there, wait there, wait there,
• 38:30
  wait there, Mr. Hemi is now on. There.
• 38:33
  Wait there, wait. There.
• 38:37
  Out. There all, you disrespect Mr.
• 38:39
  Hemi. He's now on on stage.
• 38:42
  What's? Going.
• 38:43
  On how are you doing you? Have my waiters on And what
• 38:48
  about a? Snorkel and goggles.
• 38:50
  It wasn't that bad. It was it was pretty bad.
• 38:53
  It wasn't that bad. Just drying some stuff up right
• 38:57
  now, but. I'm on my.
• 38:59
  Waiters, The old well pump The 50 year old well pump wanted to
• 39:07
  break on me right before the show.
• 39:10
  Pump pump, pump, pump, pump. Pump pump pump pump my penis my
• 39:15
  my penis on the on the on the on the on the blockchain I need.
• 39:21
  Someone that's got really good section to come help me out.
• 39:23
  Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa.
• 39:25
  I got a. Plunger.
• 39:32
  Do you got? A sump?
• 39:33
  Do you have a sump pump? You have a.
• 39:39
  Dude. That was total opportunity mix.
• 39:43
  I was looking for this other one.
• 39:45
  I wanted to go talk about how penises and plunges were similar
• 39:49
  and here we go, penises are. Not for looking at, they're for
• 39:52
  use. They're like plungers, so.
• 39:54
  Instead of any plunging. I mean, just fuck the hell I
• 39:57
  don't. Want the problem?
• 40:03
  I can use those minions right now, I'm telling you what.
• 40:06
  Same thing. OK, OK.
• 40:09
  If we going to Segway, I don't even need the notebook.
• 40:12
  We're going to stop talking about Hemi wearing the waders.
• 40:15
  By the way, ladies, that's right.
• 40:18
  When Hemi's wearing the waders, he's not wearing anything else.
• 40:22
  So go ahead, slide right in them DMS. He might send you a picture
• 40:27
  of what he might look like. Would you be dressing?
• 40:30
  Would you? Would you be dressing those
• 40:32
  minions up like Scuba Steve? All I got to say is I don't have
• 40:37
  quite the stems as another individual on stage, so I don't
• 40:41
  have the striations in my quads in my hand, but striations
• 40:45
  these. These see these stems.
• 40:48
  They don't even need waders I. Mean I'd just be going in there.
• 40:51
  Straight up, they're just. Waterproof.
• 40:52
  You could. Be going there bummed ass naked
• 40:59
  we're the. Plunger, and he's got it.
• 41:03
  I kick in like those ladies in New York.
• 41:05
  You know what I'm talking. Yo, what I do want to say,
• 41:09
  though, what I do want to say is yes, Sir.
• 41:12
  Yo, hey me. You were missed.
• 41:13
  You had a great time in Vegas. I got to get it with Stevie.
• 41:20
  IT pack everybody. I Riley.
• 41:23
  Good image. It was all kinds of stuff, man,
• 41:27
  but some. People took a picture of me on
• 41:28
  like my, you know, big Latino winning stance with my hand
• 41:33
  behind my back and rolling the dice.
• 41:34
  Actually, it was crazy. I was in, bro.
• 41:36
  I was trying to make a high. Roller, huh?
• 41:41
  I don't. Know about just I was.
• 41:44
  Just. Trying to keep the dice on the
• 41:45
  table dude. Yo.
• 41:46
  Gully, this was the. When you were.
• 41:48
  Not successful yo this. Was the funniest, so Gully was.
• 41:53
  Definitely rolling. They're like, they're like, hey,
• 41:57
  where you want to roll these dice?
• 41:58
  And I was like, yeah, go long. And I was just like.
• 42:00
  Throwing them to the other side, I'm like.
• 42:02
  Gully, I'm like Gully, you got to hit the wall over there like
• 42:05
  the little, you know, check a shit, hit that and he would like
• 42:08
  throw it at the person, I thought.
• 42:09
  You meant the wall on the other side of the casino bro.
• 42:12
  He didn't eat. But that's where everybody
• 42:15
  fucked up because when everyone was like, you got to hit that.
• 42:17
  Wall then I was. Like aiming for the wall behind.
• 42:20
  Everybody. And behind the elevator and
• 42:23
  behind the escalator, yeah, was. Hitting people with the he,
• 42:28
  literally. Nailed the dude on the chest
• 42:30
  with the dice. I was.
• 42:33
  Like. Oh, I didn't even see no hands
• 42:36
  when it was going. I just saw him, his hands like
• 42:38
  kind of half under the table. Well, they were.
• 42:41
  They were holding the third leg. She was.
• 42:46
  Throwing it with one of my. Stems.
• 42:47
  We're not going to tell you which one, but.
• 42:50
  Let me. Tell you something.
• 42:52
  OK, fine. Who was it that just said the
• 42:54
  one who approached the elephant in the room?
• 42:57
  That's right. Are you listening to Wildcats?
• 42:59
  And Gully not only has nice stems, but his third stem is
• 43:04
  like a fucking elephant trunk. He was picking the dice up and
• 43:08
  rolling them with the pen. So shout out to Gully's extra
• 43:15
  leg. That thing he can feed himself
• 43:17
  like peanuts with that thing 11. Last thing before we go into
• 43:22
  back to full degeneracy, feed yourself.
• 43:24
  Feed yourself peanuts. I just want to say I've almost
• 43:31
  met all of the people that we've spent so much time around here
• 43:36
  with. The next one's on the list and I
• 43:38
  hope that we are at the bottom of the market and then we buy
• 43:42
  some shit and we all make money and shit.
• 43:44
  And by maybe next, next convention or the convention
• 43:48
  after that, whatever, whatever the cycle takes, I must meet
• 43:51
  Chronic. That is, that is a thing.
• 43:53
  I've already hung out with Tal. I've already hang out.
• 43:56
  I have to meet Chronic. I have to meet Vince.
• 43:59
  That is a thing. So hopefully, let's give it
• 44:02
  another 12 months and hopefully we can get there, yeah.
• 44:06
  You met Chronic. I've met I met him and virtually
• 44:09
  I've never met him in real life. I got to.
• 44:12
  Tell you something, you know chronics in the house when the
• 44:16
  the dance vibe is on, I swear to God somebody could be just
• 44:20
  clapping. And.
• 44:22
  Dude just starts feeling. Ashes lies.
• 44:26
  Seriously. Oh my God, no, I have.
• 44:28
  This feeling me and him would have a lot of fun.
• 44:32
  Yes, you certainly would. By the way, shout out Chrissy
• 44:37
  and. Chrissy.
• 44:40
  She, you know, I don't know if anybody has ever seen the play
• 44:43
  or the movie Grease, but yes, their romance happened much like
• 44:50
  I think it was Danny Zuko and the Australian girl.
• 44:55
  You know who I'm talking, Olivia Newton John perhaps.
• 44:59
  So that's what happened. Happened.
• 45:01
  He had chills, they were multiplying and he lost control
• 45:05
  and Chrissy showed up in a leather jacket and here they
• 45:09
  are, heavily, happily ever half I am.
• 45:11
  Absolutely beautiful. It's like hey, let's play this
• 45:14
  video game together. I remember that story to this
• 45:16
  day. Shout out to Chrissy 1000%.
• 45:19
  They may because of a video game right?
• 45:21
  It was called like FarmVille or something.
• 45:22
  They were like FarmVille Tell. Me more.
• 45:24
  You didn't know that. You didn't know that.
• 45:27
  That's that's no problem down in history right now.
• 45:31
  I didn't. I I didn't remember what the
• 45:33
  video game was. I do remember.
• 45:35
  That Once Upon a time and and I I hope Vince pulls up right now
• 45:39
  because if it's in a grease so then.
• 45:42
  There. Was this Oh, I'm dead?
• 45:45
  So there was this film crazy while that was playing
• 45:49
  FarmVille. You are you.
• 45:51
  Are so paranoid about the grease trap right?
• 45:53
  Been a grease trap in the last. 2 streets I'm being recorded and
• 45:57
  transcribed bro OK OK but anyway so I met this girl.
• 46:03
  I met this girl playing fun Bill.
• 46:07
  Yo. Playing yo.
• 46:09
  Yo-yo, yo-yo, what's happening? Yeah.
• 46:13
  Is that is that? Is that chronic?
• 46:14
  Where's the? Hey, what's happening?
• 46:18
  I've never. No cat.
• 46:20
  No cat. I.
• 46:21
  Never played. FarmVille, it feels.
• 46:24
  Good. yo-yo, hold on. This is Chris.
• 46:26
  Yeah. That music is just.
• 46:30
  The music. Is freaking me out.
• 46:32
  Hold on, this is a mess. I got a.
• 46:35
  Reputation right now and I never played.
• 46:37
  No goody. Hold on.
• 46:38
  Hold on hold. On yeah, you know it.
• 46:41
  Was The Hobbit. Kingdom.
• 46:44
  Of Middle Earth. Oh.
• 46:45
  My God, I was the truth. I feel better, motherfuckers.
• 46:49
  And it. Got better.
• 46:49
  It was. It was.
• 46:51
  It was. Like Ebony?
• 46:52
  How you? Like.
• 46:54
  No, like Ebony game, like you couldn't close.
• 46:57
  I didn't play that shit. Like you had to be open and like
• 47:00
  people had to kill you troops and shit.
• 47:02
  That's. What it was, they had like a
• 47:03
  leaderboard. That's what I did.
• 47:05
  And then all of a sudden I was like.
• 47:08
  The like. I wasn't even the leader, I was
• 47:10
  the vice Regent. And 1st.
• 47:12
  Fucking game. I haven't played in a fucking
• 47:14
  phone and then look what happened, yeah.
• 47:16
  So, so so all of a sudden, so chronic one saw this gone 17.
• 47:22
  347 and. Reminiscent of the society.
• 47:27
  Relationship you guys be honest because the king if I.
• 47:32
  Recall. Was was decision made by someone
• 47:36
  called? Cosy.
• 47:38
  Cosy. Yeah, A. 100% it.
• 47:41
  Was her king. It was hers.
• 47:43
  I put that. 100. Percent viral.
• 47:46
  Video of that big sale? You have a.
• 47:48
  Chronic. He was at work.
• 47:50
  That that had to get her. I remember the video and
• 47:53
  everything but I just wanted to send we always.
• 47:55
  Get approval, I thought I. Made it dude, I thought I.
• 47:58
  Made it, guys. Thought I fucking made it back
• 48:01
  then. You're like yeah, $3 eight
• 48:03
  180,540 dude. Big a.
• 48:06
  Let's go, you know. Can we?
• 48:08
  Say this though bro, you're 186,008 or whatever the fuck it
• 48:13
  was. That sale literally kicked off
• 48:16
  the that that that fucking sale kicked off the NFT.
• 48:21
  It's a. Legendary sale bro like.
• 48:24
  Why nobody sold NFTS? At that single.
• 48:27
  Greatest sale, Literally golly. I.
• 48:30
  Got a? I should have sold all the
• 48:33
  other. Everything.
• 48:34
  Everything. I end.
• 48:35
  Up sending 2A exactly if you didn't.
• 48:38
  Have the king, you might have swelled so all the peasants and
• 48:41
  the work goes. I'll never get rid of my zombie
• 48:45
  bro. I'll never get rid of my zombie.
• 48:47
  That was like. Hey.
• 48:49
  I was I was about to 25. 1080 on top of.
• 48:53
  On top of the king, that zombie probably could have got him like
• 48:55
  another 80 games. I didn't want to be there.
• 48:58
  Hey, I got 25. Golly.
• 49:02
  Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 49:05
  This is flying of the Hind, but you see how much excitement is
• 49:09
  around talking to Vince. Shut us to the boy, hey?
• 49:12
  I forget. Look, I want to fuck you.
• 49:15
  Motherfucker, we already I'm going.
• 49:17
  To slurp on that shit, don't get me.
• 49:24
  Started. Get some.
• 49:26
  Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. yo-yo,
• 49:29
  Chronic, your Bengals are playing my bucks.
• 49:31
  We I know I told you, I hope you come.
• 49:34
  I hope your ass come. Hey.
• 49:36
  We did sell our tickets, though, and we went to Disney World.
• 49:40
  Ain't that some shit? We.
• 49:43
  Sold our tickets 'cause I. Don't.
• 49:45
  Even had our we had. I don't even care.
• 49:47
  I don't even care if we go to the.
• 49:49
  Game. Yeah, you do.
• 49:51
  Please come, we can chill with the chickens dog.
• 49:56
  Hang up there. I'll.
• 49:59
  Bangle that buck. Whoa.
• 50:01
  Whoa, hey, yo. But anyways, yo, but before
• 50:08
  crying, it gets a little tiger and it's overwhelming.
• 50:10
  I just want to say man, Chelsea, it's been a long time.
• 50:13
  Miss you. I met a couple other heads that
• 50:15
  took me a long time to meet. It took me 5 fucking years to
• 50:18
  meet Gully. You know what I'm saying?
• 50:20
  Like there's a lot of characters and everything.
• 50:22
  So hope to meet you either next year, the next year, after that,
• 50:25
  whenever we're rich, it's rich, you know what I'm saying?
• 50:27
  So I hope you're doing as soon. As I listen to Gully's advice
• 50:30
  and actually sell a little something something, I'm still
• 50:32
  round tripping. The third time, like the other
• 50:35
  day, I was actually going to come up and Esco was talking
• 50:38
  about, dude, if this if you fucking round tripped again, you
• 50:41
  fucking dumb motherfuckers ain't.
• 50:43
  Got. Nothing.
• 50:44
  You're dead. Yeah.
• 50:45
  I'm like, damn, that's me. I'm not.
• 50:47
  I'm going to stay down and listen and where I belong.
• 50:49
  Bro 'cause. I ain't bro.
• 50:50
  You know what? I ain't selling shit.
• 50:52
  I round trip. I round trip a whole bunch.
• 50:54
  But now we're just they're just taking profits on the way up at
• 50:58
  all times, you know, like it's just a lesson that you have to
• 51:01
  learn and it has you have to feel it right, you.
• 51:04
  It has to become part of your instinct.
• 51:06
  Otherwise nobody can tell you shit.
• 51:08
  But nonetheless, ma'am, you know, you're you're missed, and
• 51:11
  I'm glad to hear your voice. I know that's a.
• 51:14
  Profit, Yo, we don't take no losses.
• 51:17
  Yo, we don't take no losses. Start up.
• 51:22
  The car here, Chrissy bro, the O GS and the O GS, the O GS bro.
• 51:27
  Well, hey. Y'all, it was good catching up.
• 51:29
  I'm going to be down dipping, get back to the wild cards and I
• 51:32
  have this smooth smoosh fest here.
• 51:34
  Dude all you're going to lose all your lose all your listeners
• 51:37
  talking shit to me but good talking to all of y'all for real
• 51:40
  for real. Keep doing your thing big titty.
• 51:42
  Women just don't fall out of the sky, you know?
• 51:44
  That's easy. Oh yo.
• 51:47
  And. Chrissy, I'll get back to you
• 51:48
  with that answer, yeah. Thank you, Kelly.
• 51:50
  Kelly. Straight up come.
• 51:51
  Come over, bro. Straight up.
• 51:53
  Come for me. All right?
• 51:54
  And yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, we'll talk anytime.
• 51:58
  As. I gotta say yeah.
• 52:01
  Oh my. Yeah, Stevie got all the
• 52:04
  craziest. Like stands like his.
• 52:07
  I'm. Stupid like that.
• 52:09
  Like I can't even differentiate. I can't.
• 52:11
  Like most of the time I can't differentiate who is who and if
• 52:15
  they're really here and saying this and that or who the fuck
• 52:18
  dude. I.
• 52:19
  Was saying that literally like dude what?
• 52:21
  Last week or the week before when Esco was going on and I was
• 52:24
  like Esco's not here. That's definitely Stevie playing
• 52:27
  sound, I thought. I thought that fucking chronic
• 52:30
  was so I didn't Riley I got. To tell you Harry Ball agrees
• 52:34
  with you because I asked Harry Balls.
• 52:37
  If you don't know, Harry Balls is one of my agents.
• 52:40
  I speak with him very familiarly.
• 52:44
  I might go Harry Balls, you got to make clips of the last show.
• 52:47
  I'm going to upload an MP3. You figure that shit out and
• 52:50
  make some clips and make them look nice.
• 52:52
  And that's and that was one of the clips that no cap.
• 52:56
  No. Cap Harry Balls chose on his
• 53:00
  own. I.
• 53:04
  Know it's crazy? What do you do for hairy balls?
• 53:07
  I'm just saying fucking. Amazing.
• 53:10
  Bro. Fucking amazing bro.
• 53:12
  Nothing. All I got to do is feed him rap
• 53:15
  music. Dude loves the Wu Tang.
• 53:17
  Shout out to the Wu Tang. I can't play any Wu Tang because
• 53:20
  shit will be taken off of the internet's God damn licensing
• 53:24
  you dip. It in and pull it out with 1/4
• 53:26
  as well. Yo the wild.
• 53:29
  Yo the wild card. Clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
• 53:34
  Oh my God. Golly, don't go there.
• 53:38
  What you're. Going to start hulking out.
• 53:41
  You guys have to stand. Don't.
• 53:43
  Stop none won't be none. Don't stop.
• 53:45
  None won't be none, won't be none but that.
• 53:49
  You know, like what Esco was saying, how TV's got all the
• 53:52
  fucking? All the fucking.
• 53:54
  Wow and they just become vintage.
• 53:55
  I literally. I literally brought up Flamingos
• 53:59
  Yeah in the last space last week.
• 54:01
  And he already. Got that?
• 54:02
  No, I'm coming up to you. What?
• 54:07
  I'm a fucking the way I'm coming up to you is that necro?
• 54:12
  Yo, I'm hopping all around. I'm a pink bird.
• 54:14
  I'm walking all around better drinking Wawa.
• 54:16
  I'm just that's it. That's how I'm going because you
• 54:19
  never know. Is that necro?
• 54:21
  Is that necro? No.
• 54:23
  Yo-yo, we used to kick it with all that motherfuckers way back
• 54:26
  in the day, for real on the nonfiction, yo, the all the
• 54:30
  nonfiction Necro was the illest. He had the ill production, but
• 54:34
  he was a gory motherfucker. But at the same time he really
• 54:38
  played the pot. I listened to Wildcats and while
• 54:40
  he was playing the pot, like we'd be at like the bar, the
• 54:43
  bar, and like he would really like again, like he was all like
• 54:48
  pornographic. He was rolling with strippers
• 54:50
  everywhere he went. Shout out to exotic dancing.
• 54:54
  Yes, which is a great segue into something else.
• 54:58
  I guess because he listened to Wildcats.
• 55:05
  It's been a place that's been around for like more than five
• 55:07
  or six years. People tend to love this shit.
• 55:10
  People don't know what it's all about, including us, including
• 55:14
  the artificial intelligences, but exotic dances I'm going to
• 55:19
  touch can. I ask.
• 55:20
  You a question. You can Riley.
• 55:23
  Riley, you can ask me. I'm shutting the mutant up.
• 55:26
  How, Mr. Stevie? How, Mr. Stevie, is it that Wild
• 55:29
  Cards became the sexiest show on Cardano?
• 55:33
  Wait, were you here like 45 minutes ago?
• 55:35
  Because it this is happening. Oh, my goodness.
• 55:39
  I'm the notebook's back out. Riley, listen man, you listen to
• 55:43
  where's? The sound card bit where it's
• 55:45
  like you should. You're hearing you like
• 55:47
  shuffling through your notes and stuff, man, I know you got.
• 55:50
  That Hold on, hold on. Well, I'm.
• 55:52
  Like in a way, backwards burning.
• 55:53
  Right now yes mom, I'm smoking a backwards right now.
• 55:56
  I love you. It's got a clip on it tonight
• 55:59
  Hemi the book of Yeehaw has one of those big clips on it.
• 56:03
  So there's not a lot of rustling this time.
• 56:06
  I I'm a little prepared, but nonetheless, Riley, you asked a
• 56:11
  question. I'm going to tell you now.
• 56:13
  Now you understand Wild cards is now a podcast, right?
• 56:17
  It was before we let it sleep a little bit.
• 56:19
  Just do the timing. And now again, it is back on the
• 56:23
  the the digital airwaves. No cap, no cap, he says.
• 56:27
  So shit gets keeps on getting taken down, you know, because
• 56:32
  the more listens they're like, oh shit that like 3 seconds
• 56:35
  sound bite is Azuka Negra. So, you know, switching shit up
• 56:39
  a little bit and yeah, but what's what's what's the rule
• 56:42
  then? Like, how long are you 000?
• 56:46
  There is no grace shit and let. Me tell you something.
• 56:48
  I couldn't even. Tell you stuff, man.
• 56:50
  That's how bad it is. It's crazy.
• 56:53
  OK, now I, I, you know, my, my fantastic skills on the boards
• 56:58
  come from my history and music production and all that.
• 57:00
  So like on one end I'm like, yo, fight for the musicians, all
• 57:04
  right, But I mean, come on now, like.
• 57:07
  There's. There's no public domain or or
• 57:10
  license free tracks that are ever really worth playing unless
• 57:13
  you make them yourself, and that's why I started making them
• 57:16
  myself. If if it it.
• 57:17
  This is like the argument of like sample.
• 57:19
  Exactly. Oh, shout out Paul's Boutique
• 57:21
  though. Shout out Paul's Boutique though
• 57:25
  yo get. Lone.
• 57:29
  If you listen to rap music, you know that for errors and errors
• 57:33
  and error errors, you know, sample heavy DJ premiere, shout
• 57:37
  out DJ Primo. But like it costs money for
• 57:40
  those samples, right? And there's like, yo, how much
• 57:42
  you spend? What is it really is a sample?
• 57:44
  What does a musician own of that?
• 57:46
  And a lot of that was totally different.
• 57:49
  I don't know what year Paul's Boutique by the Beastie Boys
• 57:52
  came out, but then like I I think there what's that amazing?
• 57:59
  And I almost want to ask the Internet like how much would
• 58:02
  that have cost in publishing to make that and licensing to make
• 58:05
  that now, as opposed to den because you know, you don't own
• 58:09
  shit unless you own shit, but I digress.
• 58:11
  So Riley, now here's the here's the hold on.
• 58:13
  Here's. The.
• 58:15
  Other question, I'm listening. I'm listening.
• 58:17
  So like, you know how like you can on YouTube, you can play
• 58:21
  like clips from other people's shit, so long as it's like for
• 58:25
  like it's under like the fair use things, so long as you kind
• 58:29
  of like educate people on like either what the, the, the, the,
• 58:33
  the video's talking about or who the person is that's talking
• 58:36
  about it. Can you not do something like
• 58:38
  that where you play a you Wu Tang song and then you say that
• 58:41
  was Wu Tang whatever. No, fair use don't exist unless
• 58:46
  you pay for the licensing and the publishing on that.
• 58:48
  So in this forum where like every week we're like on another
• 58:52
  platform again, unless there is demonstration of of ownership,
• 58:59
  of licensing, of said track, Nah, you can't play.
• 59:03
  That's why we have taken it to the streets and to the GPU's and
• 59:07
  started remaking mad tracks to make sure we can still keep the
• 59:11
  vibe and not get taken down. But I digress.
• 59:14
  I digress, because all this legal talk about music is boring
• 59:18
  the fuck out of me, I told. You and we have an.
• 59:20
  Important. We have an.
• 59:23
  Important hand up. Right now we got but wait.
• 59:25
  This hand, peace and love, love to the hand.
• 59:28
  Riley asked a very erotic question that was asked about 40
• 59:32
  minutes ago. So I got to bring it back and
• 59:34
  explain because I don't even know if Hemi was here at that
• 59:36
  point, neither when it. Got when it got sexy.
• 59:39
  When it got sexy. I'll take credit for sexy.
• 59:43
  OK, so there we go. Riley, you asked a good
• 59:46
  question. Like, well, you talked about
• 59:48
  sexy. What happened was as I was
• 59:52
  dealing with all this license, it's not a.
• 59:54
  Win. It's it's not a win question,
• 59:56
  Mr. Stevie. I don't want to know what moment
• 59:58
  Wild Cards became the sexiest show on Cardano.
• 1:00:00
  I don't want to know who created it to be the sexiest show on
• 1:00:04
  Cardano. I just want to know how how is
• 1:00:06
  it that you were able to overtake even ask for show?
• 1:00:10
  OK. Because.
• 1:00:11
  Usually. Usually I would say that up good
• 1:00:14
  radio, there's a good thing going, you know, up good radio
• 1:00:17
  and you can't be up good. How can you be up good if you're
• 1:00:20
  not even going to? Yeah, exactly.
• 1:00:22
  Can't. Can't.
• 1:00:23
  Even be pumping my penis if I'm not up.
• 1:00:25
  Good. So how the hell?
• 1:00:30
  It should be spicy hoodie. Anyway, so.
• 1:00:36
  Spicy Judo. It started with the first
• 1:00:39
  picture that came out from Wild Card.
• 1:00:41
  Isn't it you? Fucking ass.
• 1:00:43
  Wasn't that a? Stevie nip, big nipple, big
• 1:00:48
  nipple. Oh.
• 1:00:50
  And one last thing, people. Yeah, A.
• 1:00:52
  Potato is just a fucking gay. Boiled egg.
• 1:00:54
  Perhaps the sexiness did begin upon my nipples.
• 1:00:59
  That's right. I made the mistake, yet not the
• 1:01:02
  mistake of letting the world see my teats.
• 1:01:04
  And I'll tell you the truth again.
• 1:01:06
  Shout out to my mom. I got my boobs from my mom.
• 1:01:10
  Shout out my mom. Yeah, apparently it was just one
• 1:01:13
  of my traits. Do you have a big nipple?
• 1:01:17
  100% one No 1/2 he. Was he was baking his nipples on
• 1:01:22
  the beach? No, I ain't got I.
• 1:01:24
  Ain't got time for this? What's going on here?
• 1:01:27
  Esco. Always has time for nipples.
• 1:01:29
  I'm just saying that was a miss. Unmute OK in.
• 1:01:32
  Case he's doing it into wild. Gods, he did not.
• 1:01:35
  Mean that. Palm my on the block tank.
• 1:01:42
  So Riley to to rewind real quick before we get to Maui, what up
• 1:01:46
  Maui before we get to Maui. Yes, wild cards as new on the
• 1:01:51
  podcast scene that it is because of the traffic.
• 1:01:55
  It has already been voted quote UN quote, the most erotic
• 1:01:58
  podcast available on the interwebs.
• 1:02:01
  And why do you ask how is this happening?
• 1:02:05
  Perhaps that they refer to Mr. Stevie as quote UN quote, the
• 1:02:08
  voice that gets you moist and they say that Hemi is always
• 1:02:12
  rocking that semi. Ah, that's right, Mr. Tent Poles
• 1:02:17
  is what we call him to his face. And the Lord already knows about
• 1:02:21
  Gully and his elephantitis. We talked about that with the
• 1:02:26
  peanuts, feeding the peanuts just a gambling.
• 1:02:29
  Shaft. The third stem my friend, the
• 1:02:34
  third stem some the third eye gully has AG.
• 1:02:38
  And the third. Stem.
• 1:02:40
  Elephantitis is nothing to joke. Hard.
• 1:02:45
  It's. Hard to.
• 1:02:45
  Live with this I've been. Saying that my whole life.
• 1:02:50
  Yeah. I use my.
• 1:02:52
  Nuts as like a bouncy ball to get to work.
• 1:02:55
  Anyway, we got we got ladies, we got ladies in the room, we got
• 1:02:57
  ladies in the room. Shout out to.
• 1:02:58
  The ladies, that's exactly what I mean.
• 1:03:02
  We got ladies in the room. This.
• 1:03:06
  Is why we got ladies. In the room this is.
• 1:03:08
  What they desire ladies in the. Room and y'all keep talking
• 1:03:11
  about my elephant truck yo. This is crazy yo stop it.
• 1:03:15
  Stop it. Stop it for the.
• 1:03:18
  Record Gully will. Never.
• 1:03:21
  Esco's getting all bashful and stuff.
• 1:03:23
  Come on now. Oh no.
• 1:03:24
  I I am. Yes.
• 1:03:27
  I wish I had a shamoy in Tahin Ram.
• 1:03:29
  OK. Delicious friends.
• 1:03:31
  Pacific Northwest IPO. Don't do this.
• 1:03:34
  Don't do this to me. There's a button that says mute
• 1:03:37
  and I don't like to do that, but OK.
• 1:03:40
  OK then. So you listen to Wildcats and
• 1:03:46
  you are the most erotic of the group.
• 1:03:48
  By the way, the article went on to talk about how somehow the
• 1:03:53
  rumors are true that if you put your ear up to the wet guy's
• 1:03:58
  belly button, you indeed can hear the ocean and you can smell
• 1:04:03
  something sexy, too. Sensitive, so be careful when
• 1:04:06
  you come close. Get it come close.
• 1:04:10
  Damn, is that an experience? Is that what?
• 1:04:14
  You're saying just the wet guy? Charge for this could be the
• 1:04:16
  most. Special experience you have ever
• 1:04:18
  experienced because you have to come close gently.
• 1:04:22
  Hey, what girl You can't laugh at?
• 1:04:23
  You can't laugh at that. Do not come.
• 1:04:26
  I'm going to come handle. With care if you suck my.
• 1:04:30
  Belly button I might. I swear I can't do this no more.
• 1:04:34
  Yes you can. You love this came to.
• 1:04:37
  One of the. Reasons why this is happening
• 1:04:39
  right now, this way. Sorry, not sorry.
• 1:04:44
  But Speaking of not being sorry, I am sorry Mali, because your
• 1:04:47
  hands been up, you got some dry pits at this point.
• 1:04:50
  Malibu. Malibu.
• 1:04:52
  Yup, you motherfucker. Yo, Malibu put.
• 1:04:59
  Them in the bitches. It's been too long, Hell.
• 1:05:04
  Yeah, I'm missing my boy. Hear me.
• 1:05:09
  Everybody got all that love, you know, fisherman Hemi, everybody
• 1:05:16
  likes. My waiters swamp.
• 1:05:18
  Swamp palm, Hemi. Fisherman, Waiters, waiter.
• 1:05:24
  Having hemi fly fishing in the basement.
• 1:05:29
  Hemi. Like what?
• 1:05:31
  Let's go, baby. You got that?
• 1:05:34
  You got. That Stevie.
• 1:05:37
  How many yo like? How many?
• 1:05:39
  How many? Catfish.
• 1:05:40
  How many catfish you got for dinner tonight, Sammy?
• 1:05:42
  A lot. I've been thinking about this
• 1:05:44
  shit like. No need to count, there's enough
• 1:05:47
  to feed, you know what I mean? You know, damn.
• 1:05:51
  Neighborhood I. I miss everybody.
• 1:05:54
  I missed this show. You guys.
• 1:05:57
  It's it's been a while and just want to come in and say hi.
• 1:06:03
  We. Miss you too.
• 1:06:04
  I need to. Tell Malibu something.
• 1:06:07
  Malibu has just came off a 1.3 month hiatus, I can tell.
• 1:06:15
  I looked. At the time.
• 1:06:17
  My. Boy is back after a year and
• 1:06:19
  three months. 1.3457% it. Feels.
• 1:06:29
  Good it. Feels real good.
• 1:06:32
  Very. Good.
• 1:06:35
  It's. Taken a while to get nice and
• 1:06:37
  wet. Of course, baby.
• 1:06:39
  Oh, I'm about to. Get him an electric bike and go
• 1:06:46
  surf some waves bro. Electric bike boobs.
• 1:06:52
  An electric bike on the waves. Boo.
• 1:06:56
  Actually, in fact, I am going to get on my sand blades and go
• 1:07:00
  shred dinar. Bruh, no.
• 1:07:03
  Absolutely. Yeah, I will.
• 1:07:05
  On my sand blade, I will be getting pitted.
• 1:07:07
  I will be getting pitted. My cousin.
• 1:07:09
  Is developing the sand blades. Bro you don't touch the sand
• 1:07:12
  blades. Sand blades coming soon.
• 1:07:15
  We will be raising some money. None Cardano.
• 1:07:18
  Cardano people are broke, so we will go to go fund me.
• 1:07:26
  Stevie, Stevie, I'll try to get Ada girl on here for you.
• 1:07:29
  Quite. Hard.
• 1:07:31
  Let's go. Where's?
• 1:07:34
  Ada girl when? Senior in the bro.
• 1:07:37
  Yelling. In the other room, you know
• 1:07:38
  it's. Crazy who?
• 1:07:40
  I'm a I'm a bring. I'm a bring one up.
• 1:07:42
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to get bands.
• 1:07:45
  Everybody from the way way back, let's go.
• 1:07:48
  No, no. You know who's coming back?
• 1:07:50
  I saw somebody coming back. Actually, I'm not.
• 1:07:52
  I'm not even going. What people?
• 1:07:54
  Miss about the the confusion when.
• 1:07:56
  Back. Are they coming on?
• 1:07:57
  I'm not. On a yo, my goodness.
• 1:08:01
  Come up here with some cravings, Yeah, just let you know that
• 1:08:04
  shit right now. Shout.
• 1:08:06
  Out. To AI love baby she.
• 1:08:08
  Fucking. Love that guy.
• 1:08:09
  I fucking love that, Yeah. Stevie, Stevie, I got a question
• 1:08:12
  for you. I'll answer whatever.
• 1:08:14
  Yeah, they. They should be sounding crisp
• 1:08:16
  bro. They say you you got to tune
• 1:08:18
  down, you you got to tuned up. I don't know what you got going
• 1:08:20
  on but they say looking sounding real good.
• 1:08:22
  You figure out it's looking pretty.
• 1:08:24
  Good right now too. I got a lot of tech talk, but
• 1:08:26
  I'm. Going to need, I'm going to need
• 1:08:27
  the tech you know, you're going to need to open source this tech
• 1:08:30
  for me. You know you got it feels.
• 1:08:32
  Good, it feels good. No, we share tech.
• 1:08:36
  We share tech heavy, don't worry, we.
• 1:08:38
  Definitely, we ship it in. We.
• 1:08:40
  Share We share the tech heavy hemi motherfucker.
• 1:08:51
  I would be remiss and one. Last thing I know.
• 1:08:54
  I was, that's what I was going to say, dude.
• 1:09:12
  The street term it's a condom. Cisco.
• 1:09:16
  But we ain't doing it. He said, who's Angie?
• 1:09:21
  Give me a fucking what? Are you?
• 1:09:24
  Doing. Up here, what do you.
• 1:09:26
  Mean. What do you mean?
• 1:09:29
  What do we do? It's.
• 1:09:32
  Thursday. It's Thursday.
• 1:09:35
  I've gotten 3 lines down into the wow.
• 1:09:40
  What kind of snap? Snaps.
• 1:09:41
  What kind? Of only what?
• 1:09:44
  It's 10:00 Boston Standard Time, and no, my mother knows I love
• 1:09:48
  the weeds, but I love the. Lines.
• 1:09:51
  I'm just reading the notebook I was.
• 1:09:53
  Just making sure you clarify because it could be
• 1:09:55
  misinterpreted. Tonight no, but let me tell you
• 1:09:59
  something we oh that was A to girl.
• 1:10:02
  Let me tell you something Malley, Malley.
• 1:10:04
  I would be playing the A to girl theme song.
• 1:10:07
  But alas right now we are going license and publishing free for
• 1:10:13
  a little while and I can I cannot do this.
• 1:10:16
  But guess what I remake mad shit.
• 1:10:18
  So guess what that could happen. Wild card bitches.
• 1:10:21
  Hell yeah. I told you that's what you were
• 1:10:24
  yelling, right? Right through the hotel in
• 1:10:27
  Vegas. That's why everybody knew Wild
• 1:10:29
  Card was in town, because you were yelling at the whole way
• 1:10:32
  through. I.
• 1:10:33
  Think we talked to that girl for like a good five to 10 minutes
• 1:10:37
  before she realized who we were. Remember that, Miss Steven, you
• 1:10:39
  remember? That oh.
• 1:10:41
  Hell no. Our.
• 1:10:42
  Shows up on a last like. In .5 seconds, who you guys
• 1:10:46
  were? Hemi and I, we're in the hallway
• 1:10:49
  Ada girl pulls up on a Rascal OK and we're like hey and she's
• 1:10:55
  like hey and we're talking and we're talking and Hemi's staying
• 1:10:59
  great stuff and looking all masterfully ninjaed out and I'm
• 1:11:03
  like me and like I don't know like literally Hemi 5 minutes
• 1:11:07
  into it she's like wait, who are you guys again and I'm.
• 1:11:10
  Like that's. Hemi.
• 1:11:12
  And she's like, Oh my God, wild cards.
• 1:11:14
  And I'm like, yeah, wild cards. And she's like.
• 1:11:18
  And then she did a wheelie on the Rascal and drove away.
• 1:11:21
  Never to be seen. Again, except in a helicopter.
• 1:11:24
  Shout out to Ada girl. I didn't.
• 1:11:25
  Realize Rascal's today, man. That that was the fun time.
• 1:11:29
  Yes, and for real. Like like you know what, though?
• 1:11:33
  Let me tell you something, Malibu.
• 1:11:35
  She like you. Bring beer into the freaking
• 1:11:37
  into the freaking Convention Center.
• 1:11:39
  So yeah, she have to, you know. What you know that was a great.
• 1:11:42
  Good. Thank you dude, I totally forgot
• 1:11:45
  about that shit. Shout out to Ada girl.
• 1:11:46
  Yo, that year at the convention, The wildcards.
• 1:11:50
  That's right, Wildcats. Wildcards.
• 1:11:53
  Bitches, we set up beer pong inside the convention.
• 1:11:59
  Ada. Girl, I think she let us bring
• 1:12:01
  in beer and then we got expensive beer that cost about
• 1:12:03
  83 times the usual price from the establishment and we were
• 1:12:10
  giving away $32 beers to people to hang out and play some pong
• 1:12:16
  with us and be be Wildcats And actually, what does an idiot?
• 1:12:20
  Have. To do.
• 1:12:21
  I I was at the. Front collecting.
• 1:12:24
  I was at the front collecting, you know, admission fees.
• 1:12:28
  So I I didn't get to partake. 11.
• 1:12:31
  Evening I was upstairs hanging out with Mr. Adam Dean and for
• 1:12:35
  some reason Mr. Adam Dean thought it would be a good.
• 1:12:37
  Idea to order. Some beers up to the room and so
• 1:12:41
  he gets these Corona extras and they they show up to the room on
• 1:12:44
  it and you know, I'm pretty sure they had time not.
• 1:12:49
  Not only did he order beers to your room, he ordered the gayest
• 1:12:52
  beers, dude. I'm pretty sure they were like
• 1:12:55
  $80 a beer. Yeah, for.
• 1:12:58
  Real. Though, like that's retarded. 0.
• 1:13:00
  Calories. That's good.
• 1:13:03
  Shadow calories. Shadow Calor theme.
• 1:13:06
  We went to the fucking Paco spot.
• 1:13:08
  Like 15 minutes of penis. Oh.
• 1:13:12
  No, I almost knocked the doodle. Boy, the fancy quotes.
• 1:13:19
  Corona lights are almost as my penis questionable chromosome
• 1:13:25
  having energy as steagall on the blockchain.
• 1:13:29
  The same Steagall, steagall your line.
• 1:13:32
  Blockchain. It feels good.
• 1:13:37
  No cap. No cap these.
• 1:13:43
  Bears came. With.
• 1:13:46
  No cap. I love Wildcats, in case you
• 1:13:53
  don't know. Wicked smile.
• 1:13:54
  That's what you're listening to right now, Mr. Wet Guy.
• 1:13:59
  You let you let my cousin know when it's time to, you know, do
• 1:14:02
  the Oh, I doubt. Wow, I didn't even realize.
• 1:14:04
  I guess we getting close. Oh, sorry friends, we getting
• 1:14:07
  close. Just so you know, I listen to
• 1:14:09
  Wildcats. We we're about an hour deep and
• 1:14:11
  this is about how deep we go. That's right, but it's not about
• 1:14:16
  the. Depth.
• 1:14:17
  It's not the it's about. It's about the motion and the
• 1:14:21
  side, hey. I heard Gulley likes to go.
• 1:14:23
  There's a lot of. Width going on the motion.
• 1:14:25
  Of the ocean, you got to flow with the flow, baby.
• 1:14:29
  There is no. Doubt.
• 1:14:30
  Gulley likes. The deeper I'm a.
• 1:14:33
  Deep. I'm a deep.
• 1:14:34
  I see a. Gulley and wet guy collabo
• 1:14:36
  coming up. Gulley doing the the the lyric
• 1:14:38
  heavy rap and the wet guy doing that.
• 1:14:41
  Me and wet girl always. Say 1 chorus.
• 1:14:43
  We always say 1 deeper, 1 deeper fucking.
• 1:14:47
  Amazing bro, you know. Because it's, it's, it's a way
• 1:14:50
  of life. If you don't go one deeper,
• 1:14:52
  you'll never know if you could get there.
• 1:14:55
  Wow. Well, I think.
• 1:14:56
  I think goalie likes it really deep.
• 1:15:00
  Dang well. We've already spoken enough
• 1:15:03
  about Gully's member tonight. You listen to wildcards.
• 1:15:08
  I'm Speaking of members. I got to say something to the
• 1:15:11
  wet guy. Listen, wet guy, we were sitting
• 1:15:13
  there working on like, you know, the soundboard a little bit
• 1:15:15
  together in Vegas, right? And so like I recorded something
• 1:15:18
  on on the master class, master motherfucking class with the
• 1:15:23
  lanyards and I'm looking through my phone to find that voice memo
• 1:15:29
  and, and and beautifully enough, I got to tell you, I don't
• 1:15:32
  realize I didn't know where we were, but that voice memo was
• 1:15:36
  saved as Larry's weenies. That's literally.
• 1:15:40
  What it? Said on my voice memo, so I
• 1:15:43
  don't know if that's where we were, but shout.
• 1:15:45
  Out to Larry. 'S weenies.
• 1:15:47
  I guess we were. We were there.
• 1:15:48
  You got some great weenies. No, we are not getting sponsored
• 1:15:52
  by Larry's Weenies, but shout out to Weenies nonetheless.
• 1:15:55
  But Oh my. Oh, goodness.
• 1:15:57
  OK, friends, listen, you listen to wild cards.
• 1:15:59
  We have covered a lot of shit. And let me tell you something
• 1:16:02
  else. I did not finish.
• 1:16:03
  Oh my goodness. Game updates, drinking Thirsty
• 1:16:07
  Thursday, AI solutions. Oh, I got cash cat.
• 1:16:11
  What the fuck's the matter with me?
• 1:16:13
  But I cannot do that right now. But bird tripod no longer kills
• 1:16:17
  my fucking energy and fucking, you know, now you, you fix that.
• 1:16:21
  So you see, yo-yo, gully, you're on nice stems.
• 1:16:24
  Not only does it say nice stems. When you do it.
• 1:16:28
  It's significantly more powerful and it's pretty cool.
• 1:16:32
  Hemi you got. I will say though, when I
• 1:16:34
  usually use my third stem I my energy does get drained.
• 1:16:38
  So we're going to he. Uses the hips more, so we're
• 1:16:41
  going to. Remove that portion of the
• 1:16:43
  recording for this evening just so it does not hinder Gulley's
• 1:16:47
  ability to find Misses Gulley. But again, we were mentioning
• 1:16:53
  that we are not sponsored by whoever.
• 1:16:55
  They just, the shit I just said, we're not sponsored by because
• 1:16:57
  we're not. But there is a sponsor I would
• 1:16:59
  like to bring up and I would be remiss if I did not mention it.
• 1:17:02
  So a very special baby came into this world, and that baby caused
• 1:17:09
  his mother's memories to begin to lactate.
• 1:17:14
  That's right, friends. You're all listen to wild cards
• 1:17:17
  and you're getting a biology lesson.
• 1:17:19
  So why yo wet girls? Titty milk almost got human.
• 1:17:23
  Oh. No.
• 1:17:24
  Oh no. Oh.
• 1:17:27
  My. God, how can?
• 1:17:31
  You even say that. How can you?
• 1:17:34
  Oh my wet. Girls.
• 1:17:37
  Titty milk. Download it on.
• 1:17:44
  You know, if it bothered wet guy then I'd you know I'd be
• 1:17:48
  bothered for him. But it obviously doesn't bother
• 1:17:50
  wet Guy, so make guess what. Best go on the show.
• 1:17:55
  It bothers him more as Go was. I bothered.
• 1:17:58
  He was. In the TSA when the how
• 1:18:00
  bothered. How?
• 1:18:01
  Bothered was I? I was dripping sweat on my
• 1:18:04
  laptop. This, this and ready.
• 1:18:07
  To go. So this is what went down on our
• 1:18:11
  way out of Vegas. We ran into each other at the
• 1:18:14
  TSA line. There was not a single fuck
• 1:18:18
  given by Tapatino, but wet girl was stressed because the
• 1:18:22
  expiration date on her freshly milked, sucked out wet titty
• 1:18:27
  milk for wet baby was in jeopardy.
• 1:18:32
  This is no cap. This is 100% true. 100% true.
• 1:18:37
  yo-yo tea pad. Tell them.
• 1:18:39
  Isn't that 100% true? No, that's.
• 1:18:42
  Goes lying oh we. We heard the story.
• 1:18:44
  Already dressed? Yeah.
• 1:18:45
  She was given, she was. Given.
• 1:18:47
  TSA. Shit.
• 1:18:48
  Bro, she was. Letting them know she was like.
• 1:18:50
  Hey and T Pad. Couldn't even say anything.
• 1:18:53
  T pads just like trying to talk and nothing's coming out.
• 1:18:56
  The colostrum is going to expire in approximately 37 1/2 minutes,
• 1:19:01
  so I'm gonna need that bag. Hurry the.
• 1:19:04
  Fuck up. I was there.
• 1:19:09
  I lived it. I was there.
• 1:19:11
  It was a man. I mean, it was a lion.
• 1:19:15
  It was a lioness. It was a lioness protecting her
• 1:19:22
  little club lion. Little Mufasa and Lana or
• 1:19:26
  whatever. Yeah, Simba, I'm.
• 1:19:31
  Just bad is that? Hospital.
• 1:19:34
  Shit. All right, all right, all right.
• 1:19:36
  Is that? Hospital or what?
• 1:19:39
  You know what I just realized that I've been yelling in public
• 1:19:42
  at a food cart lot with fucking at least like 50 people around
• 1:19:45
  me. You've been.
• 1:19:46
  Yelling my girl loud. You've been yelling.
• 1:19:48
  I don't even feel bad, if they ever heard me talk about Chamoy
• 1:19:55
  and Tahin it would be over. OK.
• 1:19:58
  Listen, listen, listen. So it's getting late, right?
• 1:20:01
  But I'm telling you what's going to happen real quick.
• 1:20:03
  It ain't too, too, too late. So we got to play a quick track
• 1:20:08
  to let the room feel better about themselves.
• 1:20:11
  I'm going to give another shout out to my Brown brethren who my
• 1:20:15
  mother is so fond of. That's right, you Latinos, I
• 1:20:19
  love you and this. Is for you.
• 1:20:24
  I thought you. Were talking about Husky.
• 1:20:28
  Is he a? Latino is this.
• 1:20:29
  Lala. Latinas.
• 1:20:45
  I have, I have. I have always.
• 1:20:47
  I have always loved Latina. For life.
• 1:21:14
  Where's La Corita? Fuck it, I love Wildcats.
• 1:21:38
  This place is a great place to hang out on a Thursday night.
• 1:21:42
  The only. Place to hang out on a Thursday
• 1:21:44
  night, Mr. Stevie. This is the.
• 1:21:46
  Only place Riley, I'm telling you brother, it's time.
• 1:21:49
  For tequila shots, is that what we're doing?
• 1:21:51
  It's. Time for the tequila shots in
• 1:21:53
  action, too. Late, I'm way ahead of you.
• 1:21:56
  Already dog. I know Riley, he might have an
• 1:22:01
  extra summer so he might donate. The scat.
• 1:22:03
  The scat. Hold on.
• 1:22:03
  You know what? I just had a.
• 1:22:04
  Realization I just had. A realization, man, I just had
• 1:22:07
  AI, just had a realization. If I had Esco Island, then we
• 1:22:13
  could just party at. No, you don't know Esco Island.
• 1:22:17
  No, no, no, no. It feels good.
• 1:22:19
  It feels good. No cut, it feels good.
• 1:22:26
  I'm going to tell. You something yo-yo.
• 1:22:27
  Wait, wait, wait, wait. But Esco, no, no.
• 1:22:29
  Before, before we before we move on and they.
• 1:22:32
  Didn't stop with the other island.
• 1:22:33
  That's the. Thing is, it's a nickname.
• 1:22:35
  It's a nickname, Mr. Stevie. It's not actually called Esco
• 1:22:37
  Island. It's called.
• 1:22:38
  It's called. Little St.
• 1:22:40
  Stevie let's. Go, we said.
• 1:22:42
  Let's go. Yeah, there is.
• 1:22:44
  No St. Stevie, Little St.
• 1:22:45
  Stevie. That's the island's name and
• 1:22:47
  it's it's nicknamed Esco Island, you know what I'm saying?
• 1:22:50
  Little St. Stevie.
• 1:22:52
  I'm going to tell you something. I'm quasi aroused.
• 1:22:54
  We're going to have to continue this conversation unrecorded.
• 1:22:59
  But again, you listen to Wildcats.
• 1:23:01
  Now. Usually this is when somebody
• 1:23:03
  says something and I do something.
• 1:23:05
  But I'm not going to do that wet guy yet.
• 1:23:07
  Why? Because right now, I'm going to
• 1:23:10
  tell you something. Story time throw me.
• 1:23:13
  The layup when you're ready, baby.
• 1:23:16
  I look down at the speakers speaker.
• 1:23:20
  Very erotic. We were voted most erotic on the
• 1:23:24
  Internet, so you're welcome. But again, I look at the
• 1:23:27
  speakers and I see all the usual friends and family and then I
• 1:23:33
  see another person slash amanel that we all love.
• 1:23:39
  I was over in the Vegas with other representatives of the
• 1:23:44
  wildcards and yes, wild card riches.
• 1:23:48
  I did not get one of those lunch boxes, but I wanted one.
• 1:23:53
  It was. Called a crappy meal just to be.
• 1:23:56
  One of them crappy meals. Damn.
• 1:23:58
  I got one I still love. You all I.
• 1:24:00
  Got was 3 gulps of water and a useless crayon.
• 1:24:04
  Dude, the crayon. Was that I brought my daughter.
• 1:24:07
  Dude, there was. There was a.
• 1:24:09
  UPC there was there was a scannable something in there you
• 1:24:13
  didn't there. Definitely was a QR code inside
• 1:24:17
  of the crappy meal, but I wasn't going to give it away.
• 1:24:20
  Give it away. Now.
• 1:24:21
  Give it away, give it away. Oh, now Hoskey's a listener.
• 1:24:25
  Hoskey did not like this introduction that I provided.
• 1:24:29
  Is Hoskey a speaker or a listener?
• 1:24:31
  Looks like a listener right to be honest.
• 1:24:33
  Everybody looks like a a listener to me.
• 1:24:37
  I applaud your honesty. I like it when people are
• 1:24:39
  honest, you know what I mean? I'm too dumb to lie too much.
• 1:24:42
  OK, Shout out to me. Also, you know that there's this
• 1:24:47
  brand called Gorilla Glue? Do you know what that looks like
• 1:24:51
  the Gorilla Glue do? I ever you know, I I make the
• 1:24:54
  mistake of gluing my panos to my belly button.
• 1:24:56
  So yes, I do OK. So now we are officially
• 1:25:00
  launching Stevie's Gorilla Fingers.
• 1:25:06
  That's what we're launching. What?
• 1:25:07
  Is that what kind of sock is that running?
• 1:25:13
  Back. Tell him.
• 1:25:37
  Clean these guys stocks on the screen in the grip you can fill.
• 1:25:41
  The logo. And break your plan
• 1:26:10
  What a Thursday this has been, my friends.
• 1:26:12
  What a Thursday. You know, I'm telling you
• 1:26:20
  something. I do laugh my tits off so bad.
• 1:26:22
  I get one of those like headaches behind my ears.
• 1:26:24
  I'm laughing so loud and I, I, I cry, I, I can't breathe and
• 1:26:29
  it's, it's all a beautiful time. So hopefully other people enjoy
• 1:26:33
  their Thursday nights as much as I do anybody else.
• 1:26:38
  I'm I'm. Just wondering why demos never
• 1:26:41
  came out bro. That dude, I don't know.
• 1:26:43
  He's all about the clad. No one else ever talks about the
• 1:26:46
  headache behind the ears when you laugh your fucking Dick off.
• 1:26:49
  I thought I was. I was the only one I thought I
• 1:26:51
  had. Like no, no.
• 1:26:52
  No, no, no, I got it right here. Upper cheek on the upper cheek,
• 1:26:55
  bro on the upper cheek. At the.
• 1:26:59
  At the top of my cheeks. I ain't got nothing behind my
• 1:27:01
  ear, man. Have you ever heard some racist
• 1:27:03
  scent? Gully, gully.
• 1:27:05
  Again, This is why this is not it's not financial advice.
• 1:27:08
  This is for entertainment purposes only.
• 1:27:11
  But apparently yes, we share about ourselves.
• 1:27:14
  Sometimes we come to medical conclusions or ideas and
• 1:27:19
  logical. Emotional.
• 1:27:22
  Be not your gully Gully behind my left ear.
• 1:27:26
  It's like right now because I've been laughing my titties off.
• 1:27:30
  That's right, my titties. OK, so only you and and only you
• 1:27:36
  and Tom Segura are the only two other people I know that get
• 1:27:40
  that like when they laugh too hard, they get the fucking the
• 1:27:43
  pain. Oh no, it.
• 1:27:43
  Definitely heard from me, but on the face like on the like up,
• 1:27:46
  you got the pain. In the face I got behind the
• 1:27:49
  ears. Anybody have another strange
• 1:27:51
  location where you feel pain upon laughter?
• 1:27:55
  Anybody. The.
• 1:27:58
  Panas Oh, I'm so at the tip. Of my panas when I get excited.
• 1:28:05
  I don't get no pain there. My mind's so calloused at this
• 1:28:08
  point. Whoa.
• 1:28:09
  Whoa, oh, man's been. Sharpening we may.
• 1:28:15
  Not be able to recover from this shit.
• 1:28:17
  We can we. Can you know Esco?
• 1:28:20
  Esco. We don't know if he gone here
• 1:28:22
  earlier. If he finds a juicy wallet that
• 1:28:24
  thing will be UN calloused juicy.
• 1:28:27
  Oh, I get it. I.
• 1:28:28
  Get it this shit up. I need, I need to start using
• 1:28:31
  that gun oil, that's what. I meant so gunoil.com.
• 1:28:34
  Everybody go to gunoil.com, me and little bags, you know, you
• 1:28:38
  know where it's at. Gully has a wallet made out of
• 1:28:42
  his foreskin. That's right.
• 1:28:44
  And because he travels the world, all he's got to do is rub
• 1:28:46
  that thing and it becomes a full luggage.
• 1:28:49
  Exactly where I keep my Bitcoin you.
• 1:28:51
  Never. Get this is unbelievable
• 1:28:54
  computing. Can crack that code.
• 1:28:57
  Wow, Quantum. Computing.
• 1:28:59
  Motherfuckers. So you listen to wildcards, You
• 1:29:03
  know? You're welcome.
• 1:29:04
  Thank you. I think it's going to be that
• 1:29:07
  moment when somebody says something and I do something.
• 1:29:10
  I will. Are you listening?
• 1:29:11
  I'll pass. Over the graces to my beautiful
• 1:29:14
  cousin, I think. Yo, Stevie.
• 1:29:15
  Let's get the fuck hey, that's. Not your fucking job.
• 1:29:19
  You shut the fuck your job. I am.
• 1:29:22
  Officially moving to Canada After this space, I am
• 1:29:26
  officially moving to Canada. I will be.
• 1:29:29
  Next door. Neighbors with Justin Trudeau
• 1:29:32
  and Katy Perry, because that's the only it's actually.
• 1:29:35
  Super funny is Esco's not going to Canada, Esco's moving to
• 1:29:38
  California. That's. deficit disorder that
• 1:29:47
  you have now have that you didn't have before.
• 1:29:52
  That's right, I have so. Much more attention than I had
• 1:29:56
  before this, I think, if you. If you move to.
• 1:29:59
  Canada Katy Perry will sign your path more Wait, why are you?
• 1:30:02
  Talking. About Canada, for nobody was.
• 1:30:03
  Talking about Canada shit maybe? I do have it.
• 1:30:07
  Only. If it's.
• 1:30:07
  Talking about Tim Horton's some. Bags.
• 1:30:10
  Riley come with the 10 X 2027. I will.
• 1:30:13
  Be downloading all of Katy Perry's all right?
• 1:30:17
  All of them. Have a great.
• 1:30:20
  Night, everybody happy. Wild vinyl.
• 1:30:37
  Shout out to the hosts you. Know shout out to Stevie.
• 1:30:41
  Gulley, Hemi shout out big. Shout.
• 1:30:44
  Out. Glad you guys got this going
• 1:30:47
  again. And.
• 1:30:51
  The wet guy. Let's go.
• 1:31:23
  Shout. Outs to.
• 1:31:24
  Ken, shout outs to Esco, shout outs to demos, even though demos
• 1:31:29
  never fucking came up here. Fuck.
• 1:31:31
  You No, everybody forgets. Everybody forgets about the boy,
• 1:31:34
  but shout outs to Mad a sailor man.