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The Curious Case of Benja-Scam Button w/ Josh Brekhus (Fraud Friday) · Scam Goddess

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  Speaker 1: What's popping Congregation is your girl? Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to an episode of Fraud Fridays, where we release
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  Speaker 1: older episodes from the Scam Goddess Bault. That's right, Fraud
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  Speaker 1: Fridays is where we bring back your favorite episodes from
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  Speaker 1: behind the paywall. Enjoy this episode from behind the paywall,
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  Speaker 1: and as always, stay scheming scam, Come rob from scam,
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  Speaker 1: Come rob from scam Goddess. What's popping congregation is your
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  Speaker 1: girl Lacey Mosley aka Scam Goddess, And we're back with
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  Speaker 1: another installmentive Scam Goddess. The podcast all about robbery bred
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  Speaker 1: those who practices. Sometimes we love them, sometimes we hate them.
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  Speaker 1: And y'all already know. Come on, parasocial relationship. Give it
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm very yes excited, I truly am. We
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  Speaker 1: got a homie on the show today and I'm so
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  Speaker 1: happy that he's here. We have an amazing actor. He's
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  Speaker 1: a writer, he's a comedian. Honey be writing movies and
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  Speaker 1: here's my homie. We do improv together. We've done it
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  Speaker 1: prop together for years. He'll be performing in Lero's first
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  Speaker 1: show back to UCB along with myself in Los Angeles,
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  Speaker 1: if you're in La, pull the fuck up. October nineteenth
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  Speaker 1: at seven pm. We're gonna do some make them ups
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  Speaker 1: for you congregation. Please welcome Josh Braggers to the show.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you so much. What's going on. It's gonna be
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  Speaker 2: a good show. I don't know why you.
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  Speaker 1: Did I say it in a bad way. I thought
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  Speaker 1: I said it it was cute.
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  Speaker 2: We're good, we're practicing. We're gonna be good.
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  Speaker 1: No, we're gonna we're literally practicing this week. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what UCB shows, well, the ones that we do,
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  Speaker 1: we do heralds, which are like long form improv and
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking out there. Improv gets roasted
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  Speaker 1: in television all the time. It's just because all them
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  Speaker 1: people who became writers was mad that they never got
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  Speaker 1: on the improv team, and so then they write it
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  Speaker 1: into the TV show. It's a scam. They hate in
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  Speaker 1: on us. Okay, yeah, yeah, we do make them ups
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  Speaker 1: and there's a form for it and people learn the form.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, it's my favorite cult.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's my favorite cold I've ever been in.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, listen, they put the kool aid. I was like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Flavors it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: It surely doesn't matter. I'm drinking it. Oh man, Josh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy to have you here. I do have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you a probing question. The question we always ask
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  Speaker 1: our guests on the show is what's your relationship with scams?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love them? Do you hate them? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been scammed? If you remember a story, or if
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  Speaker 1: have you done a scam, if it's outside of the
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  Speaker 1: statute of limitations, like let us know, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Think so, Okay, it's evolving.
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  Speaker 1: Oh I love that, Okay, Because as a.
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  Speaker 2: Boy, I was like a little Lutheran boy, right, okay,
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  Speaker 2: never did anything wrong. So scams was like the devil's work, right,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Like it was just like, oh, you know, devil's work,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: So it's like you work hard, you do what you
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  Speaker 2: do your job, and then like you get rewarded for it.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So bamboozle was for Beasibo right, right, and only
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  Speaker 1: him alone, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then I went to college one of the biggest
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  Speaker 2: scams out there, and then my first job was in
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  Speaker 2: a price rent a.
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  Speaker 1: Car okay, So then you worked for a scam.
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  Speaker 2: I was scamming people left and right. I was selling
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  Speaker 2: them insurance with these baby blue eyes and this charisma.
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  Speaker 2: When I was like, you don't need this stuff, and
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  Speaker 2: then I opened my eyes and then I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you do.
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  Speaker 1: Have the baby blue thank you do have the baby
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  Speaker 1: blues popping. But what I will say is that the
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  Speaker 1: insurance at rental car places. I have gotten into an
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  Speaker 1: accident with a rental car and I put it on
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  Speaker 1: my insurance and it was a bad idea.
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  Speaker 2: Do you just have to pay the deductible? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? But my insurance, Like I've talked about this on
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  Speaker 1: the show, and I'll never tell y'all where I'm at
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  Speaker 1: right now because it's extremely ghetto. But I got dropped
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  Speaker 1: from all State. They said I wasn't good hands no more.
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  Speaker 2: When was that?
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  Speaker 1: That was this year?
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  Speaker 2: Actually?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was last year. It was last year
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  Speaker 1: or maybe the year before. Yeah, it was in twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 1: It was twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 2: The speel is like you go like this, like what
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  Speaker 2: is your insurance? Yeah, you go like, oh, State Farm.
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  Speaker 2: It's like, look, what's your deductible? Like two fifty five
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  Speaker 2: hundred dollars?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, But then you got it all your record if
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  Speaker 1: you do a rental car and you get the thirty
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  Speaker 1: five dollars a day, then I can run that bitch
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  Speaker 1: into a wall.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's but what you're saying is like, basically,
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  Speaker 2: why don't you just pay this like fifty nine nine
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  Speaker 2: nine a day and then you can Yeah, you can
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  Speaker 2: run this thing in the wall. It can be on fire,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter. It won't touch all. It won't even
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  Speaker 2: touch the deductible.
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  Speaker 1: Honestly, if you get the insurance from the rental car company,
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  Speaker 1: you should just run that bitch into a wall right
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  Speaker 1: before you return it. Like, will you pull up to
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  Speaker 1: the enterprise like hit us several curves?
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  Speaker 2: Wh One did that? And we were like we were
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  Speaker 2: like oh shit, like what do we do? And they're like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'll call the boss. But technically they got the insurance.
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  Speaker 1: It's smoking Lenny's worth. If you go to Hurts, you
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  Speaker 1: better make that car hurt on the way back. You
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  Speaker 1: scrape that bitch oka ki it key it? Why not? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's not your fault.
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  Speaker 2: So ifter that my eyes were open, I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you know what, I'd rather be a scammer than a scammy,
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  Speaker 2: and I rather scam the man. Yeah, so then I
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  Speaker 2: I flip side. I went to the the good side.
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  Speaker 1: Of the scamming. That's whe we're the good side of scamming. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have to tell me. So you were selling them insurance,
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  Speaker 1: but was there anything else that was like a little
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  Speaker 1: suss like that you would like that they would ask
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  Speaker 1: you to like push, did they have like an air
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  Speaker 1: freshener add on or like no.
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  Speaker 2: Well, okay, first of all, they would have you pushed
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  Speaker 2: like the GPS okay, and like this was like this
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  Speaker 2: was like ten years a little.
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  Speaker 1: Because GPS is now on our phone.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was still like starting to be on
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  Speaker 2: our phone and was like okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because ways tells me to drive the people's backyards all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Do you want to save two minutes? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pull up on their curve.
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  Speaker 2: Take a left, drive on the sidewalk.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So you would so you would tell them like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have the GPS, and obviously if you're
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  Speaker 1: renting a car, you're probably not in the city that
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  Speaker 1: you live in.
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  Speaker 2: Right, this is okay, this is in Scotts, Arizona. This
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  Speaker 2: is like hospitals down Yeah, this is where like old
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  Speaker 2: people go to die. Like this is like I'm pushing
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  Speaker 2: this on like old women, and I feel terrible.
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  Speaker 1: Now you over here being a little a little jiggle
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  Speaker 1: for our enterprise. And I was just like, hey, sweet thing,
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  Speaker 1: I got to see your idea and make sure you're
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  Speaker 1: twenty food.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was flirting with old women. And I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if I can use the GPS. Like you can
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  Speaker 2: handle it. You handle it all this lifetime. You can
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  Speaker 2: handle it.
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  Speaker 1: You could take that GPA. You could take it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, they would make you so, you know, like they
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  Speaker 2: have marks on the car, like you go around and
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  Speaker 2: you like mark up.
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  Speaker 1: Like, oh there's a scratch. It's like it's not your fault. Yeaheah.
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  Speaker 2: And like my manager, I don't care. He sucked. His
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  Speaker 2: name was Robbie. He was like, you can just put
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  Speaker 2: a scuff on there, and like so when they come back,
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  Speaker 2: like we can kind of ding them for it. It's
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  Speaker 2: it's it's shady.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they put on a bit. Yes, yoh,
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  Speaker 1: Josh is giving us a tea right now. If you
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  Speaker 1: are renting a car one, if you are a bad
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  Speaker 1: driver like myself, get the insurance. That way, it's not
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  Speaker 1: going to be on your permanent insurance record. So take
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  Speaker 1: a video when they're marking the scuffs and the shit,
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  Speaker 1: so that you have a full video of the car
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  Speaker 1: walk around that bitch real slow, so that if they
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  Speaker 1: try to do a little scuff add on, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you you have proof that it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Check and get that video and get it on the person.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah in the video, yes, yeah, okay, Oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 1: So they would be like, put a little scuff here
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  Speaker 1: or something, or don't put the scuff that was already there. Basically, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so miss some scuff so that when you come back
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  Speaker 1: you can be like, oh, I didn't have the scuff
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  Speaker 1: on the move on the card.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I didn't. I honestly didn't do that. I
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  Speaker 2: I like sold insurance to this like couple, like this
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  Speaker 2: family that like I upgraded them to like a convertible
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  Speaker 2: that they didn't need. And I was like, what am
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  Speaker 2: I doing? And they were like our car just like
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  Speaker 2: got broken down, and like you could tell like both
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  Speaker 2: of both of the parents worked, you know, like they
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  Speaker 2: were just like trying to make ends meet. And I
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  Speaker 2: sold them the triple insurance. And by the way, they
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  Speaker 2: would click that clipboard three times when you come in
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  Speaker 2: the office, and everyone would celebrate just like.
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  Speaker 1: Ringing the bell, like we got another one, ring the bell, yes.
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  Speaker 2: And so it's my soul believe and it would be
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  Speaker 2: like crack, crack, crack, And I did it.
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  Speaker 1: That's when I had the bell. There was like we
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  Speaker 1: got to make people feel good about being awful, like
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  Speaker 1: bring the bell. Yeah good. No, wait, I have a question.
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  Speaker 1: So the family that you gave one, I think a
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  Speaker 1: little top down for a hard working family could be
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  Speaker 1: a good vibe. You know, let that Scottsdale air h
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  Speaker 1: you hit your pores. But the family, how did you
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  Speaker 1: get them to get the more expensive car and triple insurance?
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  Speaker 1: Please explain triple insurance. So I need you to explain the
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  Speaker 1: triple insurance and also how you got them to get
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  Speaker 1: the car, because if they're working hard and they don't
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  Speaker 1: got coins, why won't they just get the cheapest option.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I mean it was because I was like, you
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  Speaker 2: need more room. Because I saw the kids. They wanted
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  Speaker 2: to get like a compact, like I think at the
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  Speaker 2: time it was like a Chevy Cobalt.
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  Speaker 1: How many kids I have, like Johnny Kakes three or.
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  Speaker 2: Four eight three or four kids? Yeah, And I was like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it looks like you've had a tough day
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  Speaker 2: because everyone's coming from an accident or going to the airport.
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  Speaker 2: That's that's what enterprises. That's why they're all everywhere. They're
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  Speaker 2: by collision centers and they're by the airport. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 2: you're picking people up on their worst day. People are pissed,
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  Speaker 2: and you can just tap into that emotion and you
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  Speaker 2: can be like, man, man, yeah, they really fucked you.
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  Speaker 2: Huh man, they hate you on that. And then that blind.
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  Speaker 1: Lass some ambulance chasers. Yeah, they're like, yeah, we stayed
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  Speaker 1: by this freeway because it's a hell accident. Yes, just
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  Speaker 1: come right over, just walk over. Yeah. Yeah, we jumped
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  Speaker 1: off ramp and come near a brad Yeah. Oh my,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. So you come in and you were empathetic
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  Speaker 1: with them and being like damn, I'm so sad that
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  Speaker 1: this happened to you.
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  Speaker 2: Ok And this is fucked up. But uh and it
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  Speaker 2: was a week Okay, So we had this weekend deal
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  Speaker 2: okay where like it's half off if you get it
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  Speaker 2: on Friday, but you have to return it on Sunday,
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  Speaker 2: which we're not open. Uh, but you have to.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Like okay, we got a deal, but you gotta
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  Speaker 1: return on Sunday. Also, we are closed those yeah days,
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  Speaker 1: so good luck with that.
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  Speaker 2: There's a key return. There's a key return, okay, but
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  Speaker 2: like basically it's got to be returned on Sunday and
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  Speaker 2: then you better call on Monday and make sure the
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  Speaker 2: keys are there.
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  Speaker 1: This is very Nathan for you.
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  Speaker 2: It's bad.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, what if we had a deal, but then
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  Speaker 1: we maybe even climb a mountain right to put the
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  Speaker 1: keys up.
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  Speaker 2: I worked here three months because I was like I
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  Speaker 2: can't do this. Plus they stuck me in the airport.
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  Speaker 2: That's a whole other and I was just like I
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  Speaker 2: can't do this anymore. So I got them into the
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  Speaker 2: weekend special for half off, and he needed it for
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  Speaker 2: like four or five days, so it was gonna go
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  Speaker 2: back to full price. He's gonna be paying like forty
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  Speaker 2: bucks extra after Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: But did he at least get the haf all you
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  Speaker 1: did for the That was a nice deal. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a good deal if you're only getting the car for
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  Speaker 1: the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: But I like, I needed a shower at lunch. I
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  Speaker 2: was like, I just like, you get an hour lunch,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like I just want to I'd sleep
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  Speaker 2: in my car. I'd like go home and just be
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  Speaker 2: like this is terrible and we're and at the time,
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  Speaker 2: we're making eleven dollars an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Do you get commission for trick and bean?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, you get to it's just the bail you
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  Speaker 2: get the rapid upward mobility whatever. Like you're like you're
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  Speaker 2: grinding to be the assistant manager so you can get
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  Speaker 2: fifty k, and then you're grinding to be the like
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  Speaker 2: branch manager so you can get seventy K. It's a scam.
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  Speaker 1: Wow an MLM for cars. Yeah, and like when the
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  Speaker 1: pandemic hit, they started just selling them bitches, did they? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so rental car company started running out of inventory because
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  Speaker 1: it was all just sitting because people are traveling is
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  Speaker 1: so they started just selling the cars because sometimes like
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: if you want a good deal on a car, like
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  Speaker 1: you can go to a like rent car places will
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  Speaker 1: sometimes sell the cars after you know, so many mileage
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  Speaker 1: or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, Joshua, I got out though. I look
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  Speaker 1: you did better than me because I am an assimilator,
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  Speaker 1: like if and this is something I had to learn
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  Speaker 1: about myself. If I am in any environment, I'm always
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  Speaker 1: going to try to find a way to survive and
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  Speaker 1: also be the strongest.
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  Speaker 2: You would have crushed us. I would be better than me.
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  Speaker 1: We weren't working them cars up. I would have been like,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah, bitch, I just gotta I'm gonna miss this
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  Speaker 1: little ding on the side. I'm missed this one too
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  Speaker 1: a little bit. I'm like, sorry, we gotta gone to
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  Speaker 1: show wages because you fucked this car up. Let me
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  Speaker 1: ring the bell. I'll be ringing the bell all goddamn day.
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  Speaker 1: They'd be so sick of me.
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  Speaker 2: Is she the manager? Like no, she just started here
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  Speaker 2: like two weeks ago, and she's already running now.
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  Speaker 1: I'd be rapping beats. So we're ringing the bell, like,
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  Speaker 1: got another bitch in another whip beat? They asked, so
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  Speaker 1: they can. They're like what is wrong with her?
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  Speaker 2: In front of the customers too, like.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, woa we just signed the paperwork getting let
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  Speaker 1: me go ring this bad Oh. It would have been
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  Speaker 1: the worse. That's why I tried to stay out of listen.
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: I used to work for a drug front. I've said
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  Speaker 1: it on this podcast before. At the time, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really know it was a drug. I mean I pieced
• 12:15
  Speaker 1: it together, you know, eventually. I mean, honestly, the shooting
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  Speaker 1: that we were in before I started working, I should
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  Speaker 1: have probably had alerted me.
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  Speaker 2: But that's a big one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I went for party problem and I was like, Oh,
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: they shouldn't have a club, absolutely not. And then I
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: was like, I'll work at your bar and people would
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: come over and be like, hey, we need cash from
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  Speaker 1: the register, and it would be like the owner's son
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  Speaker 1: and shit, and they'd be like I'll be like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I give him the cash, and I write a little
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  Speaker 1: note in the register like your son took sixty dollars
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, just put it in the register. I got
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: paid directly out of the register under the table. All
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  Speaker 1: of the people who came there were just like the
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  Speaker 1: most unsavory people you've ever met in your life, Like,
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  Speaker 1: and we were right across the street from like do
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: you know some places still had, at least when I
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  Speaker 1: was in college, the porn stores.
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  Speaker 2: You mean, like adult shops. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It was like you go in the back and you
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  Speaker 1: can put some quarters in and see like a lady
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  Speaker 1: rubbit oil on her titties.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. We did that drunk in San
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  Speaker 2: Francisco one time, and we didn't know what we were
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  Speaker 2: going into and we put a quarter in. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: oh what, yeah, you're in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: They was something else.
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  Speaker 2: We went to a porn shop in high school and
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  Speaker 2: it was too much. We were just like, oh, this
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  Speaker 2: is we don't need. We're not like we're having graduated
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  Speaker 2: to this.
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  Speaker 1: Level of like yeah, I'm glad now you can just
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  Speaker 1: google porn because it just feels very weird to like
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: get in your car your destination is porn, like you
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: putting your GPS on our way to poorn. That just
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: feels Yeah, I don't ever want to be so in
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: the porn that I need to go and buy box sets,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: you know. That just feels like a lot, just.
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: Like the old guys like walking around like.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Because everybody in the porn store is look, I don't
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: kick shame, we don't shame, no, get you get it
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: how you live. But I had never seen somebody come
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: in or out of a porn store or come over
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: to the bar after the porn store and been like,
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: oh that guy, stand up guy.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think part of the kink is going into
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: the store.
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: I think for sure, because it's so so much, it's
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: so explicit. But they would come over. We had two
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: dollars draft beers during the day, two dollars at pitt
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: This was at the bar that I worked at, Yes,
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: and so it would be like cours Light just pissed,
• 14:16
  Speaker 1: just like you know whatever, except if core sponsors are
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: showed that's the most delicious beach. They don't right now though,
• 14:22
  Speaker 1: so it is pissed. But if they sponster, y'all go
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: hear me like, mm o, course, yeah, I feel like
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: I'm on the mountain. Give them the peppermint pattishpiel. No.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: But that's how I should have known, because we didn't
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: have enough foot traffic to like keep that place open.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: It was for sure a money liundry situation.
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: I worked at a bar like that. There's this bar
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: I went to Arizona State, so fill in the blank,
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: but we with this bar. It was called the Dash
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: and it was called bladder Busters. I think I've told
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: you this.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: But bladder Buster.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was a Tuesday night just to get people
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: like in the bar. It was penny beers all night
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: unless someone went to the bathroom, and so they taped
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: up the bathroom and if someone broke that seal, the
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: drinks went back to like what two bucks.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: And so they were encouraging people to be on the street.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: Being like the bar, like people were peeing behind TV.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: It was disgusting and like if someone broke that seal,
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: there would be fights. People would beat that person up.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: It was bad.
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: Not you needed to relieve your bladder. If somebody is
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: waiting outside to pummel.
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: You, Yeah, it'd be someone that didn't go to the
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: school that just like I got a bathroom and would
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: walk and break the thing and people would just like
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: lose their shit.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: See, this is what capitalism does, does not you beating
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: somebody's ass because like they're fucked up the pain in
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: the bathroom.
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, we.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: Gotta do now. We gotta jump them as soon as
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: they opened the north.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Then the rules, Yeah, we gotta jump them them the rules.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Also, like if they fucked it up, they fucked it
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: up already. Why can't you just be like, hey man,
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: you fucked it up for all of us, Like, way
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: gotta beat them up. They gotta learn a hard list.
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: Wow, wowsers, scarce cold, and we are back and it's
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: time for What's hot and frout. This is where we
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: warn you about popping scams in the zeitgeist or you
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: know these days when you read a listener letter from
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: you guys as always snitch on your friends, your family,
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: and your enemies at scam gooddesspot at gmail dot com.
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: Just make sure the scam is retired because we don't
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: want to what Yes, fuck up your bag? Amen? So
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: I need a fake name for this person, Josh. We
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: don't care about.
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Gender, Susan.
• 16:21
  Speaker 1: So Susan says, Hi scam goddess accolades to follow at
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: the end of the email. Okay, Susan, you were real
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: when you listen to the podcast on this show. I
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: don't like to read nice things that people say about me.
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: Not that I don't want to hear them. It just
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: feels weird to like be like, Lacy, you are the best,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: and so like, I'm not gonna waste you all time
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: like that. But I do love to read them, So
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: please put them at the end. I want to see
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: what's going on in your life. Okay, So here we go,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: Susan says. What we have here is a scam with layers.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Okay too, but still okay, you better sell it. Susan.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: An eleven year old boy set up a lemonade Stan
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: when one man paid for his lemonade with one hundred
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: dollars bill. This is wild on its own, but the
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: man asked for exact change. The boy only had eighty
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: five dollars, so that is what he gave him. When
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: the boy went to spend one hundred dollars at the
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: gas station, he found out it was a fake. No, whoa,
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: I'm a pausitive just for a second, Susan, because what
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: kind of grown up are you? Look? Kids are unemployed
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: and they're freeloading. So honestly, I guess it's probably better
• 17:25
  Speaker 1: to rob kids than adults, you know what I mean? Like,
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: the kid don't have to worry about rink, the kid
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: don't have to worry about food. Yeah, it's not his money,
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: he has not his money. I feel like, honestly rob kids.
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: I don't you know. I think that's where the phrase
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: taking candy from a baby came from. You take the
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: baby's candy. The baby he will be fine. I don't know.
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna chastise this adult, and then
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: I started thinking about it and I was like, nah,
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: the baby will be fine. If the baby got enough,
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: you know, ingenuity to set up eliminade standing. I've said
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: this repeatedly on the show. If your kid wants to
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: get into business, you're raising a scammer. Okay, any kid
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: that's like I need some income.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like seven, it's like go play. And also it
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: had eighty five dollars for change.
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: Five dollars and change already, child.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: That's on Brentwood. Shit, that's like that's like that. They're fine,
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: They're fine. I never started a business, right.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: It's giving like rich family, but we're trying to teach
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: our kids work at it.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, sure, it's.
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: Like you're gonna get an inheritance, but we want you
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: to know, yeah, how to use it.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: You're well, you're gonna be working for daddy or mommy
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: at our real estate job. But we want you to
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: feel like you've were right.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: It's giving what is her name from industry, Yasmin. It's
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: giving Yasmin from industry. And if you haven't watched industry,
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: this is not an ad, but like, get into it.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: It's so fucking good. It's like what if Euphoria as
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Succession and Gossip Girl had a baby and it was
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: sexy and they just they just be fucking in fighting
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: and trying to stay alive and scheme and it's it's
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: so good.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: That's where I think sometimes not to like not to
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: make this about genders, but I think that's where women
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: and men sometimes like different, Like all they have sex
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: and stuff on like cable TV. It's like guys are like,
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: we just watched porn.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: That's not true, because Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: is the horniest soap opera I've ever fucking seen. And
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's a soap opera for men.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: I'm saying here, I'm saying now, and so is House
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: of the Dragons. Yes, I added the Nest. That's all
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: soap operas that men feel like they can get into
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: because it's a lot of gore and then it's titties
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: and then it's war. Not me. It's a soap. You're
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: watching Days of our Lives, but they're wearing like olden
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: time costumes and doing what I call the white people wakanda,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: so you know, like black panther like they have that
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: we all speak like black panther like this is the
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: Konza voice. This is not an accident in Africa. This
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: is something that we meant up and then when you
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: go to like the olden time shows to be like
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: the law, this is everything is happening. And here we
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: are watching on the town's accent, the conness. What is that?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: And we all do it? We just pick it up.
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we just gotta it gives old and timing,
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: you know. But so yes, it's giving asthmin from industry.
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: Who don't know that, go watch industry. I play a
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: woman named Harper, and I Carly there is a black
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: woman who plays Harper on this show. And honestly, she
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: ate my Harper up. I gotta go like, she ate
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: me up. I'm not the best Harper on TV that
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: that woman is. She's fire, she's amazing. I stand her.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: So anyway, back to this little boy and why he
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: got eighty five dollars and he just got scammed with
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: a fake hundred dollar bill. So the real scam came.
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Susan, we thought we already saw scam.
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: She said layers too, only two, but it said layers.
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: It's not quite giving terror, masou, but got two layers
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: like banana pudding. We we got the cookie on top
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: and we got to putting.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: We don't know anything about desserts. You know it's the banana. Yeah,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: and then actually.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: Banana put be having a layer of banana, so it's
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: like a vanilla ca too. Dad. I don't like the
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: taste of banana, but I like the flavor. Is that weird?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: I don't want to eat a banana, but if it's
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: banana flavored, I'll fuck with it.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Because it's phallic.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: No, because it's got bad like text.
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: It's weird. And then you take the skin off of it,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: which is weird.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: It's just and it's not good. Why are we lying
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: about bananas?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: They fucking nasty, big potassium.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I know when I used to run track, I would
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: buy them green so that they were harder, and I
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: would eat them because I was getting Charlie horses every
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: other night. So but I hate them bitches. Anyway, this
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: is gonna be a tangential one. Josh and I are friends.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You guys know how this goes. When the friends are here,
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: we gonna we're gonna be under but we're getting back.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: We're getting back to Susan. So Susan says, the real
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: scam came when this boy's family set up a go
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: fund me to recuperate the money he lost to the scam.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: Technically he was only out of eighty five dollars, but
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: they had the Caucasity to set the goal for two
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars. Okay, Panas suffering, Panas suffering, I
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: feel like two fifty ain't crazy. If this was truly
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: a child and need, that would be one thing. But
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: I must say, the kid looks like a little asshole
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: whose helicopter mom set this up? Set up this very
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: fancy elimonade stand that you probably bought at Wayfair. Oh
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: that you reading the whole family. I don't walk on
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: a little baby anshole. Let's look at him like an asshole.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Oh damn, I wish, I wish I could post this
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: to the Instagram. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna have to
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: deprive you guys of this because I don't post. He
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: has the haircuts out consent.
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: He has the haircut that they try to give me
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: The richer spencer, Like, if you are a starter pack.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: It's an all right adjacent haircut.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he definitely gonna be all four chan.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he looks rich that haircut.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Right, because it's like it's two style it definitely wasn't
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: done with a bowl.
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: No, if he had a mullet, which I had, then
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: you know, yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, we should give this kid money. And look
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: at wait, look at the lemonade stand. First of all,
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: lemonade stands back in the day used to just be
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: a table and a handwritten sign. This is a limonade.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: I will crop the kid out and I'll show you
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: all the lemonade stand the lemonade stand. First of all,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: is that glass you have eliminading a glass picture?
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: Well, COVID maybe what what in the picture?
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant there was like a oh no, no, no, no,
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: they didn't set up for COVID. But also like can
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: we zoom in on this photo because I need to
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: get a clearer view. So the liminade stent is decorated,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: it's got a chalkboard on the front that says lemonade.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: And how much they charge to put this damn lemonade lemonade?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Fifty cents? Oh that's endearing. It's what it's like back
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to the fifties, you know, a time that only people
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: who are old and white thought was good because it
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: wasn't good for anybody else. So yeah, this is a lot,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and the mom really decorated this.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: I think they paid someone to do that.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: That was just start garage in the back.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: Brick brick exterior.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Also, how do you have a video? Ah? They got
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: a video of this man handing this kid the one
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars bill, and of course the man is black
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: and the other man next to him is in a hoodie.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: So they're trying to be like, oh, these negroes robbed
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: are sweet baby white boy? Yeah? See, this is why,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: this is why all lives matter and why we gotta
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: make America great again. I can't even sell fifty cent
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: lemonade without.
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: The negro And you're gonna give us two hundred fifty,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: why don't we raise it to five hundred dollars for
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: a little more pain and suffering.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: Bro, it's about to get wilder. So two fifty was
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: their goal, right, But they got this picture of these
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: menacing niggas and their fake money and I can't even
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: see them and the sweet baby boy with the riches
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: dispenser haircut. And when I got the one isn't a hoodie?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: They got him? Look out tell us suspicih And part
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: of me wonders like, Bro, did they give you a
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: fake hundred? Or did you make this shit up? And
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: here's why I'm gonna say this because I'm gonna keep reading.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: So the worst part of it all is that the
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: GoFundMe raised a whole twenty three thousand dollars. I already
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: know this child is going to be the most entitled man,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: and I am not here for it. We stand the
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: scammer who got his eighty five dollars, but also hate
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: that it led to a kid getting twenty three thousand
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: dollars for doing absolutely nothing.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I need twenty three thousand dollars right now.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: We all need twenty three thousand dollars.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: What's the lesson there?
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: What does an unemployed baby need twenty three thousand dollars for?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You like a medium baby? He not quite a whole infant.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It's giving eights And.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: You're not showing the picture right because I don't think
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: that child's going to go to college.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, look, they got a two car garage. She
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: probably gonna get into it institutionship, that's true, you know
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. But twenty three grand is excessive, And
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I mean I get it. It went viral. And that's
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: the thing about GoFundMe, Like there used to be go funmees.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: I remember one that popped off was a girl who
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: wanted to go to All Star Weekend but she couldn't
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: afford like the flight and the hotel and stuff, and
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: she was a baddie, and so people gave her thousands
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: of dollars to go to All Star Weekend. And I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: was like, yeah, why not, She's being honest, Yeah, like
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: go fund me. Just doys, go fund me. They don't
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: say you gotta go fund my insurance or my medical
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: bills or my hardship, which honestly those obviously get the
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: most traction. But if you got some bullshit and you
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: put on go fund me and people want to throw
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you a coin, I'm not mad at that.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: I don't want to say the person. I don't think
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: we even known, But like I know someone that like
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: broke their leg and like tried to raise like twenty
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars and I think they got like two grand.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: So that's where I'm like, did they sell the broken
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: legs story?
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, they had a broken leg.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Now these days, you got to stand out on go
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: fund me. You got to do a TikTok dance with
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: your broken leg. You need several videos and photos of
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you in the hospital, hold in today's newspaper, like you
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: really got to give the girls a story. And then
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: they're like, okay, we'll give you our money because this
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: is fun. But I mean, I'm not against car out
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: funding and honestly, it wasn't a scam and also doesn't
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: go fund me take a cut.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: But like, yeah it does. I don't know how much
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: it takes.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: So maybe that's why they up to two fifty so
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: they could make sure they.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Got but maybe, yeah, okay, that makes more sense.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: But then it went viral because they were like, look
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: at these menacing negroes. Did they stole from a little
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: white child. It's not all that's happening in America these days.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: It's just menacing negro stealing from white people. So you know,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: they it was I fuck, I fuck with it.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: You you're bro. Whatever happened here.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: I am not pro it. I but scam wise on
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: its own, not about scam.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Oh it was an amazing scam. Yeah, like I'm thinking about,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: you know, seeing if I can do something about it.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think people really care if I get, you.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Know, true change, you don't know, just have me in
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: the background, like as taking the photo as the menacing
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: negro giving you one hundred dollars bill, and then they'll
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: be like, yes, she's a witch and you'll get all
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: the money. Let's do it. You want twenty three thousand
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: dollars less work?
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Did they give any of it to charity?
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: No?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, well I would have.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And oh the Instagram caption on this it says the
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: eleven year old boy selling lemonade was scammed after being
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: given a one hundred dollars before finding out that the
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: cash was fake. The scammer purchased a glass of lemonade
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: from Jeremy with a fight hundred dollars bill and requested
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: that the boy give him exact change Jeremy can only give.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: It's basically everything we know. So they're just putting it
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: out there. And then like they did a pit collage
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: of this gorgeous lemonade stand that says you don't need
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: a lemonade stand because it's way too fancy, and then
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: also the menacing black people, and then the little white
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: boy with Richard Spencer.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Starter pack lemonade. Sam looked like it like went under
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: an hd TV like renovation.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: It looks like that.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like they separated.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Its like oh my god, this is so much better
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: than the table we had before, Like itlaa is a
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: real wo yeah, this is decorated.
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: It's the core.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: They have a princess sign, like did y'all go to Kinkos?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: Like what I remember my sister tried to do this
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: and she just put like a blanket on a table
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: with like a jug of lemonade that just looked like
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: she was selling piss or something, and like she spilled
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: it right away and then she's like, I'm done with this,
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: like and this is just like the.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: Most Yeah that's She's like, all I'm good. Honestly, though,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: elimonade stand like this, I'm not buying from it. It's
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: too nice. I need to see the struggle behind the limitade.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I need to see that you were squeezing it yourself.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: The lemonade too yellow, so it's giving store bot.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I want the lemonade, like the
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: lemonade sign to be misspelled. Yeah, maybe like a backwards
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: e like oh yeah, you're trying.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: To help you yeah yeah, yeah, no, it's it's a
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: note for me on the lemonade stand, not the scam.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I'm also just not buying products from children.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Hell no, kids are dirty, Okay, you know that's all
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: they do. They breathe on each other, look at each other,
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: and then collect snails and roll the pole. Dizzy. Oh
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: they're they're of the earth.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: You sound one hundred years old. But yeah, no.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Kids, pet rocks, Yeah no kids.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: So they doing these days, Chris Cross apple sauce. You
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: know what they're doing.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: We know what they're up to. Run and we are back,
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: and it's time for historic hoodwinks. This is where I
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: will regale Josh with a famous concaper group of criminals.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: We'll see if we like them, We'll see if we
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: hate them. I'm gonna note up top. Most of the
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: research comes directly from David Grant's The New Yorker article
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: The Cameleon. Uh So, just if y'all want to get
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: even deeper into this, check out David Grant stuff. He's
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: a writer, he wrote for The New Yorker. We always
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: it'll be in the footnotes, guys, on any platform that
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: you're looking at, so you can just click on the link.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: We gives the credit here we're not scamming the writers.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: So to start, could Wing, one of the most infamous
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: impostors in the world, pretended to be other people, not
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: for money or material exploitation, but because he wanted a
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: loving home with a family. Oh that's sweet movie. The
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Chameleon of Nons to some, Peter Pan, not his Peter Pan.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: To others what he went by Peter Pant And everybody
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: was just like, yeah, that's fine, that's the name people.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Have, Like, bro, he wasn't he went by Peter Pan.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: He was known as Nons to some and Peter Pan
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: toa us. Okay, I mean, if you guys scammed by
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Peter Pan, then I'm already on his side. But we'll
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: see if we stay that way. So the serial imposter
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: took on almost five hundred identities over the course of
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: his scamming career. That's a long career. Gotta put you
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame. I'm on us and listen,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: when you die, we put you in the Scamming Memorial
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: because what a great loss. So wait, why put him
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: on as an You.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Can do five hundred grea, that's true, that's true.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I mean you can get it spicy, right, He missed
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: his calling, Lauren, Lauren, call Peter Pan. Because he's got
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: he's got the characters.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: People get on with three characters, he's got five hundred.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: So on May third, two thousand and five, a scared,
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: shivering teenage boy unknown age arrived at a government child
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: welfare office near western Pyrenees of France. Uh Pyrenees, say
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: more French orones? So this lonely, this small government child.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: He shows up with one friends. He had no money
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: and no possessions beyond an ID and a cell phone.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: And we got a picture of him right here. It's
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: not giving. I guess teenager.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Does Peter Pan?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: I think this is Peter Pan.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Then they just like photoshop him to that river.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: I feel like he might be at that river.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He's killing me.
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: Fit, isn't giving, like destitute.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Great jaw line. Yeah, I wish I had that.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: How far we're on your side, Peter Pan. So his
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: ID said his name was Francisco Hernandez Fernandez. All right,
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: so much rhyming now, Francisco Hernandez Fernandez, so salial, and
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: that he was born on December thirteenth, nineteen eighty nine,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: in Ethpania, in Spain. He said he was in a
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: car accident that left him in a coma for several
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: weeks and his parents and brother dead. When he woke up.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: He was sent to live with an abusive uncle and
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: eventually ran away to France. Francisco wore long sleeves, long pants,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: and hats to cover the scars and burns that he
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: received in the accident. Eventually, he made friends with another boy, Raphael,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: and auditioned for the school talent show. During the auditions,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Francisco reportedly performed an uncanny lip sync dance to Michael
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Jackson's Unbreakable. His music teacher recalled, he didn't just look
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: like Michael Jackson, he was Michael Jackson.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: He became him.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: So Francisco soon became one of the most popular kids
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: in school and was well loved by his peers. However,
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: an ill time television program soon brought his life to
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: a halt. Damn already the life getting halted.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: This is this is reading like a fairy tale.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: So one month after Francisco walked into the government building
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: a lost orphan, an administrator at his school reported that
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: she had just seen a program about one of the
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: world's most infamous serial impostors Frederick Bourden excuse me, Boordawn,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: a thirty year old Frenchman who impersonated children. Now wait
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: a damn minute. All right, we're not on your side
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: no more. That was quick, I was real quick. We
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: had to jump ship drag. I don't know her. I
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: don't know her, Tinkerbell maybe Peter Pan, I don't know her.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: What you are impersonating children for love? Well, we don't
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: know yet preface in the beginning, but I don't know.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: So you asked school making friends with youth?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: And how old is he?
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: Thirty year old?
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, who's buying that?
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: I mean we saw the photo. We thought he was
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: a teenager.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: Oh, so he's going He's not like I'm in like
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: first he's not doing Hobby Gilmore. He's not like I'm
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: in first grade.
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: No, he's not going to the third grade and being
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: like I'm a third grader. Okay, okay, read math and arithmetic. Now, yeah,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: he's going for like high school age. We're in Hollywood.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: Most actors that you've seen in television up until recently,
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: we're like thirty year olds playing high school students, like
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Paul Walker when he was in that whatever teen movie
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: he was in was She's all that, Yeah, one of those,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: or She's some something mean women. And then A Bed
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: and Prom Yeah one of those. Yeah, one of those
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: makeover a bed and prom movies. He was in it.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: He had fully had a child at the time.
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah. The cast of friends were supposed to be
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: twenty year olds or they were all like pushing forty.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: Right, And it's like that sets up crazy expectations for
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: when you go to high school. If I saw this
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: thirty year old in high school, I probably wouldn't thought
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: nothing of it because I thought everybody in high school
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: was gonna have chest hair, and I thought they was
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: gonna have connecting beards. And I was so disappointed when
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: I came and I was like, y'all are bird chested
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: and bear faceted? Where y'all? Why are not adult men?
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Why are the women not wearing heels? I wore heels,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: And then I was I really thought I was supposed
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: to wear heels high scho I wore heels all the time.
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: And then I was like, nobody, can you like a
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: rolling back too? So it always looked like.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: I thought I was coming from the airport, was coming
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: from the airport.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: It's like this this young professional.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Listen, but that back good. Okay, check the bars, y'all,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: get y'all. L seven's replaced, but whole got a good back,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: what's up? And good knees because I rolled my backpack everywhere. Yeah,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: people made fun of me about it. I don't care
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: because the back doing the Tina Belcher, this's back is.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I used to rub oil on my chest thinking hair
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: would come out of it. So the men were trying. Okay,
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: the men were trying.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Please don't say canola.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I mean vegetable oil. I didn't know. I didn't know
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: what I was doing. I was just trying stuff.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: Now we're stimulating and she's just chipless.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: Just there.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: I do love a hairy chest, though. It's about seventy now.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: When one dude O high school had that Patrick.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Now do you remember his name? That fast not everybody
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: being jealous of We're like, yeah, we went to the
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: locker room to shower, which, oh my god, the locker
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: rooms children are so nasty. This locker room smells so
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: fucking bad. I was like, y'all, we just did gym
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: wash your ass. Oh my god, there was a girl
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: in my locker room. I'm not gonna say her name
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: or anything near it, because you know, she's an adult.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: She's a nice lady. But she used to like we
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: would have track practice, and then she had that I
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: cannot forget the smell. She had that victorious secret body
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: splash and instead of washing her ass, she would put
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: body splash all over and I was like, Sis, this
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: is no like now it's just sweet funk. I feel
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: like I was smelling a dead body.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: It was, yeah, horrible. It's like gutta rose.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and we gotta we gotta teach the kids how
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: to do laundry child because who it was bad. So
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: this teacher. I was gonna call the teacher a hater,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: but the teacher is not a hater because obviously this
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: is a thirty year old at school. And she was like,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, I saw this thirty year old on
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the news, like what's am So she concluded this is
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: what the teacher said. I swear to god, Bordan looks
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: exactly like Francisco Hernandez Fernandez, which, if you're gonna make
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: a fake name Hernandez Fernandez.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah it sounds cool, but it sounds so fazz.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: It sounds so make them up.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: What like, sir, my name is Josh becas Hecks. It's like,
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: what are you doing?
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Mostly, folks, what is this? Doctor Seuss? You got your
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: ship from the Rhymeen Dictionary.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Why would you do this?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: And honestly, if somebody said her Nandas Fernandez was fake
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: and being a child, I'm gonna the name alone, I'm
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: gonna be like, well, you know, I was always curious
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: about hearing Fernandez Fernandez. So the principal called the police.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: Damn y'all couldn't even take him into the office, and like, uh,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Francisco Hernandez Fernanda's we need you in the office. They
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: skipped so many steps immediately, like the authority, authorities handle it.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: And so when they arrived, they immediately slammed for Cisco
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: against the wall and put him in handcuffs. See police,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: we don't need all of that. Okay, Yeah, he's a
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: weird though he shouldn't have been around the children, Like,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: for sure, get him out of there, arrest him. Do
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: you need to slam them up against the lockers? Does
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: he need to have like the locker dial code and
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: pressed in his cheek like I don't I feel it
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: feels aggressive?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: Most cops are bullies from high school, so they're just
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: regaining the world.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Are these students who are just like, this is my time,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: my time? So the principal call the police. The police
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: then roughed him up, put him in handcuffs. Right. Any
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: doubt that he was not in fact an orphan child's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: was erased when his baseball cap fell off to reveal
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: not scars, but a receding hairline. He said, I gotta
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: weord this cap because of my fire scars. Literally it
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: was because that's the snake was balted thing. You ain't
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: never seen a ball in thirteen year olds.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: The fire hit, the fires skipped over my face and
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: none to my front hairline.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: And it also made several grays. Yeah, y'ah, he's seen
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: a premature grand ball to thirteen year rod. That's y'all.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: That's discrimination. Yeah.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Have you ever heard of Hernandas Frnanda's no, obviously, I'm
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: not making that up.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I'm Hernandez Fernandez, the bald grain thirteen year old is
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: so in an adult voice, Francisco said, I want a lawyer.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: Sagas s Francisco was like talking to me, like, yeah, man,
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: it's me Francisco. I love Michael Jackson and I'm a kid.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: And then the police post showed up. He's like, hey,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: my god, I want a lawyer and I need to
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: tap in my four to one.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Kom pan Like who are you? I know my rights?
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Right? Who is this girl? Mad with this? The Erry
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: White jumped out. Okay, So he was brought to police headquarters.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: While there, he admitted that he was Frederick Baudine or
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Bodan excuse me, and that he held dozens of identities
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: over the past fifteen years. Now, why are you giving
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: up extra shit? They just tells you about impersonating as
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: one school child. I'm not gonna get in and be like, okay,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: so there's more no, no.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: No, you have to stay on your ground. You have
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: to say that's all I'm giving.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: You, right, Yeah, I pretended to be a child at
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: the school, and nobody noticed that I was parking in
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: the teacher park a lot every day.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: People skipped over Hernandez Fernandez, all right, they skipped over
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: that part, which I thought was the most inventive part
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: of this whole scheme.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: No one talks about that flag.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, one talks about how creative that was.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: That's what he's hung up on. No one talks about that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Oh so he did this over dozens of countries. What
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: was known and consistent is that he had almost always
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: played one character, that of an abused, abandoned child. He
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: was so skilled at becoming whoever he wanted. He had
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: convinced a doctor who examined him the previous year that
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: he was indeed a fourteen year old French boy.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to think I've had physicals. How you do that?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I mean stuff?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: He did look young. I don't know if he looked fourteen.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Can we put a photo of Fernandez Hernandez backup? We
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: need to analyze it was given child to me.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: You gotta yeah, he he honestly looks like.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: And he looks very gaune so like. But here he
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: has a full head of hair, so he must have
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: been latent on the scan. Well, I guess maybe the
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: hairline is like running away.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: It's running away.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hairline about to have a start line at
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: the nape of the neck. Yeah, the hairline is running
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: running sprinting away from the apple.
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: Think that How do you fake that?
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: You wear a head every day? He was like, I
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: got to cover up my burns from.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: From a doctor's appointment. You just call like sex, I've
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: never heard of. What do I even do? Where do
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: I put it? The doctor's like he's fourteen. It's just
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: like a really day.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Just because you're a doctored on me. You a good doctor.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: People get through medicals.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I don't want push vitamins on me. He was trying
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: to push his own vitamins on me and pay like
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: fifteen ninet ninety nine to buy vitamins.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: My dentists put me out some heart vitamins and it's
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: he said, cancer pressions taken or something. I started taking them.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: See he gave in the first bottle free just fish oils. Yeah,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is my dentist. But whatever, man,
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat these.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be good for my heart. Okay, cool,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: it's gonna cure to cancer. I don't have yet. Good
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: listen if you live long enough. So I'm just gonna
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: eat these. I'm gonna eat them whatever. So he has
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: done like so many identities over the past fifteen years,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: through a dozen countries. What was no so we know
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: and it was consistent that he always put this one
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: character and that a doctor was like you good. You're fourteen.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: It's giving pre popscent, the principal said of Francisco before
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: he left. Of course he lied, but what an actor.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I love that. You better give him his flowers. He
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: was like, Okay, yeah, he fooled us, but he was
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: very good at fooling.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: Tip the cap. Yeah, damn you were good, Francisco.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: You could have been the next Leonardo Dicaptriole.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: I was just thinking, catch me if you can. I
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, we got you.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: But bro, you should have been acting, acting as a
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: scam that I willingly participated, and you should have got involved, Francisco,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: because if you got these kind of skills and people
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: are praising you, and honestly, the principal is gonna praise
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: him because he has to be like, how do y'all like?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Otherwise people gonna look at school and be like, how
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: did y'all let this grown ass nigge in here and
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: let him hang out with the children. So they have
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: to be like, he's the best actor. Merril could never.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Never can put that on your resume. What's like special skills?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: I can dupe doctors into thinking I'm fourteen.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the best. Huge, that's talent right there, talent's
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: jumping out. The prosecutor on his case said, in my
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: twenty two years on the job, I've never seen a
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: case like it. Usually people con for money. His profits
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: seem to have been purely emotional. But Frederick's own story
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: may have been the basis for the fictional traumas he'd
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: replay over the years. So who is the chameleon? The
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: chameleon from nods as was tattooed on his right forearm.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Was born Frederick Pierre Bordon in Paris on June thirteenth,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: nineteen seventy four. His mother was Gallaine, which that name
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: has now been soiled. I feel like we never go
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: see another Glaine Elaine Maxwell. All right, yeah, it's like,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody going to any baby Glayne no more so
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: they can be involved in sex crimes.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, take the name.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: So Glaine Boardin, a poor eighteen year old, had not
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: told his father, an Algerian factor worker, that she was pregnant,
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: So she got pregnant. She ain't saying nothing to the
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: baby daddy. Gallaine raised Frederick until he was two and
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a half, after which he rehomed like by child services,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: with her parents so child Services came and picked him
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: up after two years, two and a half years, and
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: then they let him go to basically his grandparents. When
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: he was five, he moved to a small village where
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: he became the village outcast. Not the village outcast. I
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: guess it's a village. So they gotta hate somebody.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: These people are proactive. They're like they just jump. It's like, hey,
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: you know you're the village o cast.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I mean pickings are slim. To ostracize somebody, you gotta
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: have a village out there, we have we gotta have
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: somebody to hate on. Yeah, only fifty people live here.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Issue get to you, so sorry. In school, he told
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: stories about himself to explain his being fatherlessness and foreign looking. Okay,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: so this village is not giving poc.
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: He said that his father was never around because he
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: was a British secret agent. As he grew older, his
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: stories became wilder and increasingly misbehaved. He stole from neighbors
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: and acted out in class, to the point where at
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: twelve he was sent to live at a private facility.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: And we have a private facility photo of this for
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: juveniles in nons So he was sent to this castle
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: looking house. It definitely looked like Miss Trench Bull up
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: in there. And they got a pokey. Yes, this given
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: they got a pokey.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: You know, it looks like you got climb bushes just
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: to get to the door. Unless I'm missing an injury
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: a way that I don't.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Say, yeah, because the bushes are wrapped around Okay, dude
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: to it is highlighting a stare in the corner.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, but they didn't let him take those stairs.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: No, they had to climb the bushes because they're juveniles.
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: History grew bigger still. Frederick pretended to be an amnesiac
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: and intentionally got lost in the streets. So after he
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: turned sixteen and nineteen ninety, Frederick ran away. When he
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: was made to move into yet another home. Okay, he's sixteen,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm sick of these homes. You know that
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: shit can be so shape, Like the foster care system
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: in every country is just a weird, shady thing. Yeah,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: a lot were bad actors involved.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: And I like his origin story so far.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I'm right, you might want his back. Fer Rico, so
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: he hitched. I don't know though, because mom was just
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: hanging out with kids. You're thirty, the kid par are
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: bothering me. I hope you ain't had a little girlfriend
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: at the high school. Yeah, that's what's bothering me.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Or even if you were like leaving my boyfriend Liken,
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: you leading someone on?
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah nah, and you were popular? What does that mean?
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: He was going to high school parties, he was hanging
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: out with kids. Yeah, no, you're weird. So after he
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: turned sixteen, he ran away. He hitched hiked to Paris,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a scared, essentially orphaned teenager. Thus his first character was born.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: So the first time he did it, he was sixteen
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: and he was like, oh, yes, the girls are living
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: for me.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: Started young.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: He approached a police officer and told him that he
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: was a lost birsh team named Jimmy Sayles. These names,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Frederico's just like that's this. It's giving missus doubt fire.
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, it's like I'm sitting here, like, my name
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: is Lacy computer microphone. No. So, Frederick remembers, I dreamed
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: they would send me to England, where I always imagine
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: a life more beautiful. But he had discovered his formula
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: and began perfecting his technique, hitchhiking across Europe looking for
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: the perfect shelter. He'd repeat the game over and over,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: often volunteering his true identity when police or caretakers came
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: close to discovering the truth before moving on. So when
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: they were like you bro, you your hairline receiving always
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: the hair like, damn right, it's okay, I'm Frederica.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: Okay, fine, yeah, I feel.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Like they come into like kissing good night, and they're like,
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: why does Ferderico always have the head on when he
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: goes to bed.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It's like a comfort things, right. We
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: don't know where he came from.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: Where he came from.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: He's got burned, He's got burns that you haven't seen ever.
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: He keeps talking about how a doctor's approved that he's fourteen.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: He keeps showing everyone in the doctor's note he says
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that he's fourteen. I'm like, that's a weird thing for
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: a fourteen year old.
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: To do, but let's just let him live. I don't know. So.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: On June thirteenth, nineteen ninety two, after he poses more
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: than a dozen fictional children, Frederick turned eighteen. As Frederick
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: assumed more and more elaborate identities to conceal his age,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: he tried to kill off one of his real one
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: as he was now an adult posing as a teenager.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: So one day the mayor of the town he grew
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: up and received a call from German police that his
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: body had been found in Munich. So he tried to
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: kill off his real identity. Yeah, he called his hometown.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: Was like, hello, it is me German. I found body
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: of Fredericle. He's definitely dead and definitely fourteen.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Actually you don't need the last part. He's just definitely dead.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: He's deaf, He's gone, I'm dead. I'm dead, sir.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, look, you gotta cover your tracks. He was like,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta be a cue for much longer.
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: This is miss doutfire on speed. You say, twelve characters
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: in this.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Town settle into one character Frederico, especially Jimmy Sao. Well,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Jimmy s I feel like Ju sales sales cars, Hernandez Fernando. Yeah, oh,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: we were struggling. So his family waited for a coffin,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: but it never arrived. By the mid nineties, Frederick had
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: accumulated a reputation and a criminal record. By France. Now
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: they're like, Frederick is out here doing crime. He was
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: even invited onto the French television show Everything Is Possible
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: to tell his story. He garnered so much sympathy with
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: his tail, just wanting to love and a home, that
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: the producers of the show offered him a job in
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: the newsroom, but he ran.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Off, why whoa so you could.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: Have been legit?
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Like nah na, I like lyon no, no, no, no, I
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: don't want to tell a job. So I gotta come
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: to work every day.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Job. I have ten jobs. I have ten personality job was.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Lying to people then feed me for free? What do
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: you mean I haven't fully employed right now?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Jim Groceries? Is work at
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: the grocery stocker?
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: You know Tommy Spatchuelo? Yes, with my my family, who
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: are cooks?
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Like what? So Frederick becomes an American child in October
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: nineteenninety seven, Frederick, now twenty three, was in the middle
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: of a gig when he was told by a child
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: welfare judge in Spain that he had twenty four hours
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to prove that he was a teenager. I love a
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: judge having to be like, all right, you got to
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: prove to us that you're a teenager. Mister sir again,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: how but how how they gonna check your bones?
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: All right, here's my journal entries like that. That's pretty angsty.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, here's my TikTok account. Look at how many dances
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: I'm doing.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: Look at all these dances.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely a teenage. If he could not, she'd take
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: his fingerprints, which would match the file he already had
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: with Inner Poll, and he'd be subsequently facing prison as
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: an adult. So she was like, I don't understand why
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: they were like, look, we either do check your fingerprints
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: or you can prove that you're a child. I just
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: feel like we should just jumped to check the fingerprints.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, prove your child's more fun for them.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's like a longer process. Yeah, y'all are waisting taxpayers.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it's like an America's got talent. But prove you're a.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: Child, very a child who comes up with a banking
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: and a diaper. What are we doing? Just run his fingerprints?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Bashed the fuck so face with his choice, and unable
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: to run away. Instead of creating a new identity this time,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: he stole one.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Of course, he called.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: The National Center for Missing and Exploited Children in Alexandria,
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Virginia to look for a real identity and found Nicholas Barclay,
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: who had been reported missing in San Antonio on June thirteenth,
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: nineteen ninety four at the age of thirteen, and roughly
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: matched his physical description. This is so fucked up because also, like,
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna claim the identity of a missing child,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: look at the missing child. They have similar jaw liyes,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: not just going through and finding a similar jaw line.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: And the child was missing young. So this is one
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: of those aged up things that we talk about that
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: he would be now thirty five, and you know they
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: use them age up machines that they're like and honestly,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: has that technology ever been tested. Have we recovered a
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: missing child and then been like, look at they aged
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: a photo? Do they look exactly like what we did?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Or age of people scamming?
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a made up American job. It's like it's
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I also think the people that draw, like, what are
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: the because also.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: It feels like they always be like, I don't want
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: to say something fun though, let me just phrase this
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: in the right way. It feels like whenever they do
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: the age up they never make them like savor. Yeah,
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: they never make them not attractive. They never like I
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: don't I don't want to describe things that make people
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: in attraction because I don't want to hit. Yeah, they
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: always make them like they would immediately be cast on
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the c WO. Like as soon as we find this
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: missing child, they are going to be in a Marble
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: movie abs out, you know like.
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: What because they want us to find them.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: And if they're not sexy, they're not these kids were
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: these kids.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Ain't looking look cause America.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, oh, you're right, that's why they do it. They
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: try to give him you know what, just trying to
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: y'all age up illustrators, trying to scam the American public,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: because you're right, we ain't looking for no kids who
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: ain't cute, and we definitely ain't looking for no adults
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: who ugly likely asked to stay where they had abducted. No.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's definitely it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: And if you've been missing since you were thirteen at
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: your age, that's the thirty five Oh baby, that's that's
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: such a good game. There's seventy two hours. It's looking
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: bleak if you're missing, like.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: Oh my mom would hold up see that's why I
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: don't like this, because my mom would be like, he's
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: a hostel. Oh yeah, should be looking through riverbeds. She'd
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: be like, he's still out here. He has to be,
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: he has to It's my whole life revolves around this. Damn.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: That's a shout out to your mind. I know. Yeah,
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: because maybe that's why I shouldn't have children, because I
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: feel like I would be pragmatic. I'm like, damn, I
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: can't believe I lost one because that's embarrassing.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: Time to make another one.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: But I'd be like, sit, how we can call up?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Like what Like, ma'am, it's been forty hours.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how long they said we was going. Look,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I have to catch it fight y'all give me an
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: empty CASKI from costco chat you know, don't even spend
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: the money on the cask. And we just gonna get
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: some flowers from the walk Gerens and we're gonna have
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: a vigil. Y'all got candles that we get candles at. Yeah,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: that's so fucked. We got a missing job out there.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: I'm joking, like, keep looking for your kids. Sometimes they
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: be turning up. But in this amount of time frame,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: he was probably making a safe bet that like he
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: could assume this identity and never be challenged.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: It's a good scam.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: But also you're insane to call the Center for National
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Missing Children and be like, oh, y'all got over there.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: Let me see the list, because I think I saw one,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: and then he just looks for his doppel ganger. He's like, yee,
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: I saw that with me, actually, Nathaniel Barclay, Yeah, that's me.
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: Do I have a middle name?
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: What's my social I don't know that because if they
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: had snatched me and they didn't bring the social security card,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: so I don't know, don't.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Wry, I'll make went up Nicholas Barclay smarkle A. It's
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: just like I don't need it. I got it.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: No, cool, we gonna run with it. Thank you so much. No,
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: don't call me back. Don't put this on the news. Okay.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: So the next day he had a US passport and
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: a ticket to San Antonio. This man is a genius.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: The real Nicholas had been gone for three years and
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: it was unknown how he disappeared. Nicholas and Frederick had
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: similar stories, which allowed Frederick to easily slip into playing
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: this role, not Frederick die his hair blonde.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Whoa, that's him. Oh my goodness, he.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Said, let me run to the Walgreens and get some clarialsus. Okay,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: because we're about to be Nicholas Barclay, Barclay, barklayar bark
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: sparklay Okay. Nicholas and Frederick they had the similar stories, right.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Both of their mothers were unreliable and their fathers were
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: not a part of their lives. Nicholas was also a
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: diehard Michael Jackson fan and was a popular boy at
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: school who often got in trouble for his explosive behavior. Wow,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: he was like, this is my reincarnation. Okay, So what
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: do you call the hotline for end your children? Was?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: He also like, what did I like? I like thriller? Okay, bet, bet, bet?
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: Is my dad around? No? Okay, awesome, awesome, awesome. No, no, no, no,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: we don't need to contact him. He don't need to
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: take time to be a father today.
• 56:12
  Speaker 2: She did like his agent like looking for work, like,
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: what do we got? What do we got?
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Show character description? Okay, what's the breakdown?
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: I love honestly, I want to I want to root
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: for you, Frederico. But the hanging out with the kids.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Party is still bumping me. So but you know, I
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: like all of this okay, but not the kid's part,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: so we still can't fuck with you. So things went
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: well for the first couple of months, and Frederick came
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to settle in with a family that's so desperately wanted
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: to be his prodigal son. So I got a family
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and they're like, we want to take some kids and
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: get a kid check. But also we want to it's
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: given church member. It's even like we're gonna bring our
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: thirty year old child baby to church and be like, look,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: we adopted this blond baby.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Chat you get to go to heaven quicker, right, We
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: got to skip the line.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: If y'all done for God? God said, what have you
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: dump on me? And he said, oh, the kid, like
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: we did this for good, fast fast I heaven, you know,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: and I love that for them stairway to heaven. They're
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: taking the elevator. Okay, y'all pictures are taking the stare
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: love that. So eventually he couldn't take the pressure and
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: was suspended from school when he stopped attending class. Well, yeah,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: you've been going to school for goddamn what thirty years.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, could you imagine?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: Like you imagine I still have PTSD from college and
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: it feels insane to say that, but I will wake
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: up out of my sleep sometimes panicking like did I
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: turn in that essay? Oh my god? Did I graduate?
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: And I'm like no, but I've been out of that
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: hole for every class. It's the final, it's the midterm.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: That scam so long ago. I had a dean who
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: was like my finance professor was also the dean, and
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: he was like one of the hardest teachers. And I
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: remember walking across the stage in my business school graduation
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: and leaning in his ear and I was like, yo,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: am I gonna get this in the mail because you
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: just taking a final. I didn't know if I passed that,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: and I waited to take the hardest class because I
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: was on scholarship. I was like, it's gonna take my shit.
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm bad.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, you gonna get in the mail.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, thanks, bruh. I honestly think I got
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: it on personality alone, yes, but.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: Also on flip like you could just be like you
• 58:13
  Speaker 2: would know everything. You're like War of eighteen twelve US England.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Right, I feel like every time you go back to
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: school in the same age, you gotta.
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: Get that it's all the same shit.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: You go to Harvard, Frederico, you should have everything by now,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: you should be killing these ap exams. Yeah, but he
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: was like, fucking I ain't going to school no more.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: So Frederick also began to become suspicious that Nicholas's mother,
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Beverly Dollar Hied and older brother Jason knew Nicholas is
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: whereabouts the entire time and that he may have not
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: mysteriously disappeared. So Frederick O is like becoming suspicious that,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: like these people know what's up with him. At the time,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: a producer from the tabloid show Hard Copy called private
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: investigator Charlie Parker. I love private investigators because they're just
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: fucking nosy people who make it a career. Like I
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: always say, guys, take your flaw and just go make
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: money with it and let that be your outlet. If
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: your noseest fuck, be a private investigator. If you're a hater,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: work and giving people you know, meter may tickets like
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: find your calling and your passion with your flaws. So
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: this is definitely his. So Charlie Parker investigates the disappearance
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: of Nicholas Barklay. So we got to picture Charlie up here,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: right here, Charlie driving an old school car. Oh, he
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: listened to an AM radio.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: Who he and personally did this guy?
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: No, So Charlie is the investigator.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that looks like a PI right.
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: He looks like he loves spending time his car. He
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: will eat every meal in there.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: If you saw that guy pull up next to here, like,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: oh shit, my ex is looking at me right now.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: My X wants some.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Stuff right this, My guy is bored and I love
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: that for him. He was like, how can I make
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: being bored a profession?
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Love that. So they have Charlie Parker come to investigate
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: the disappearance of Nicholas Barkway. Parker began to dig deeper
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and began finding red flags in the whole story, including
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Frederick's eye color, accent, and hair roots didn't match any
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: of Nicholas description. Now now Nicholas, Charlie, Nicholas, Charlie, Peter Pam,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: my guy. You gotta get touch up, my guy. You
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: can't be out here not being blonde. Yeah, you gotta
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: get the volumeizer whatever. They doing to live, Like what.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: You finesseride, that's what you need to get the pills.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: You need to regrow those follicles. I feel that like
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: his achilles heel is his front line.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like his it's his hair. His hair is
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: sabotaging everything. Like bro, feel that you gotta go to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: Tony and Guy and have regular appointments and get a
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: punch card. You can't ever let them roofs grow out?
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? He called Nicholas's mother with the
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: evidence he had, but she didn't initially believe him. However,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: on March fifth, nineteen ninety eight, almost six months after
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Nicholas was found, she finally called the authorities and Frederick
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: was arrested at a diner with Parker the following day.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: According to Parker, when he told Nicholas and quotes that
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: he had upset his mother, the young man blurted out,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: She's not my mother.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: You know it, love it. He drops character quick. He's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: done that a couple of times.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: He was like, okay, real bail, you're not my real mother.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, he has to put in a final
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: dagger in your You were never my real mother.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Never my real mother.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: You mean nothing dollar hide right.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: So several months later, Frederick pleaded guilty to perjury into
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: obtaining and possessing false documents. He was sentenced to six
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: years in prison. Authorities investigated further into Nicholas's disappearance, but
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: after Jason, one of the only other suspects, died of
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: a cocaine overdose, no evidence was found and there were
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: no conclusions that could be made. So that's side. Nicholas
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: never turned up. The homie mysteriously died, so we don't
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: never know what happened to Nicholas other than Peter Pan
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: pretended to be him. So that's not a great ending
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: for that, so Frederick today. After his release from the clink,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: Frederick went on to pose as several more teenagers before
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: being caught for his final acts at the age of
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: thirty in France in two thousand and five, which is
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: what we talked about in the beginning. After six month probation,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: he was free and soon after married to a Francheois mom, Isabelle,
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: after two months of courtship. Now, Isabelle, look at what
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: we look like now he looked.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: He found religioline.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Caroline. Now damn he not hell kids those kids.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know he.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Birthed up with his penis. Oh my god, that's a
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: lot of kids.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: He looks interesting, he's like a very it's it's you know.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: So after seeing him on television and connecting with his story,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: she attracked him down and they fell in love. So
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: this was a woman who was already wild. This is
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: like a prison bay. She was like, oh, this criminals.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Let me write to him.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let me fix something.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Right, let me fix him, let me support him. I mean, honestly,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: when you've been listen, if you're a person out there
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: who dates men, we all know they criminals. So at
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: least if you get one who's already been in jail,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: you know what you get.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: And while they're in jail, they can't really cheat on you.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: They can only like have several visits with other people.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: But other than that, you know, boo on lock she
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: locked it down. After the lockdown. Okay, they have since
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: had five children, which is what we're looking at right now. Hell,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: the kids, kids look cute. Kids look like they're gonna
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: get into crime. And I love that for them.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the one on them right with that smile, got
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: a joker smile, going on, right there, should.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: He already done his like four robberies.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I've opened five lemonade stands.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: He got the lemonade stands on Neckee, I got all
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: of them. Deck. So he continues to live in France
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: with his family and his cats. All right, Frederick, I'm
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: glad you're out of jail. I mean, you just wanted
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: to hang out and go to school. And look, I
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: think as an adult if I went to school, I
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: would appreciate him more than I'm like, no bills.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, rep paid, Yeah he got we got off pretty easy.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he got any and we know he got a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: good education. He didn't learn the same shit about eleven times. Okay.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: He can name all the states and the capitols you know,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: yeah he said all that, yes, and in different countries.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: So he's got a world class education that's basically college.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: But he can play the recorder.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: He played a recorder live, like like Liz, you played
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: like the Saxophone's not a saxophone, No, it's a recorder.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: It's wood.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. He goes up doing an open mic and he's like, oh,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: we played a recorder, and everyone's like, oh, let's see
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: this guy and he's like, he's like, damn, is.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: That flight of the bumblebee on a recorder? Cure is, Yes,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: he's got it. He's got the talent. Shout out to
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: Frederico and his recording playing skills. And now we've reached
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: the satist part of the show, the end where shortly
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I'll have to let Joshua go. But before we do
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: that scammer of the week, this is where we highlight
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: one charlatan who's worthy of our praise, or maybe not,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: like Frederico, who spent a little too much time with
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: children for our tastes. So we'll see what we're getting
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: into today. Today our scammer of the week is a
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: world international chess player and he's nineteen year old Hans Nieman,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and have accused him of cheating at the sink Field
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Cup using vibrating anal beads. So you thought the Queen's
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: gambit was wild Sisters over here on her Kuayludtflix Chess
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: at the ceiling, But really the Netflix show is booty
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: beats and hell they work for chess. Look at it.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: You don't just have that kind of concentration. If something
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: in your booty that's your toilet face.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Check, didn't fall out another bathroom break?
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: Please?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: They're loose? What's loose?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: No? Nothing? Nothing? Okay. So last week Hans beat previous
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: world champion Magnus Carlson, the best chess player in the world,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: in a match for all intents and purposes that should
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: have been lost. So we're looking at the best chess
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: player and the cordon. It does look like.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: James Corden was like me a little bit, I don't what.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Honestly, this is not a good photo shoot. It's giving sears.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the world champion.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: You're the world champion. They couldn't get you no cutere
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: shit than this. I mean you got Joe Nails did
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: But like should be like flipping the board up, yeah,
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: like let me.
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: Get some chess pieces, like falling all around. You were like,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: you know, you're fucking the game up.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: You're not like playing politely, right.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: I guess it's a flex because he's holding that's the
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: king piece, right, So he's like, I got jo king,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: look at me. I guess y'all. It's this a little dry,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: but okay. So this was the baddest bitch in the
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: in the chess game and then he lost to our
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: antal b dude, so the two had never played before.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: Hans was clearly the weaker and less experienced player, and
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: he was playing as black. So in chess, right, when
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: you're playing black, you move second. They let the white
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: people move first, right, says something. It's everywhere we should
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: flip a coin. Why do white people always moving first?
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: And life and in chess, okay, it's a metaphorm. So
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: he was playing black, which you know, like out the gate,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: you're you're not the first person making the move, so
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: someone else is already setting up their strategy, and it's harder.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: And I think I also on the computer like computerized versions,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: it's hard, really into the queen scam bit and I was.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: Like me too, and then I dropped it. I did
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: that chess app for like a week like this is
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: this is hard.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: This is hard to play chess.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: This is hard.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I used to play chess against my dad, which is
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: a full fucking scam because he taught me how to
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: play chess and then obviously was gonna teach me everything.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: So I would play him and then we would bet,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: and if I lost, I had to watch his golf
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: clubs and if he won, he gave me money. He
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: always fucking won. I'd just be scrubbing his damn golf
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: clubs all the damn time.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like a teacher. You think you were playing
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: basketball the kids, like always when you're backing down, go
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: to your right hand and then like you just like
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna block you every time, right, Like teaching you
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: how to lose.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: To me very much that my dad scammed me and
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: I just cleaned golf clubs for forever. So early in
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: the match, Magnus made a single mistake and Hans replied
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: with a practically flawless game. Hans is the booty man.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: So following the match, Magnus withdrew from the tournament for
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: the first time in his god here and tweeted a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: mysterious video of European soccer coach Jose Mouraniho saying if
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: I speak, I'm in big trouble. Not that if I speak, Okay, listen,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Magnus was a messy ho. Okay, he was like, I'm
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: the bad bitch of chess. How dare you come over
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: here and do something like this to me? But he
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: withdrew from the whole tournament, Like why would you withdraw
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: just because you lost one meds.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I think they're really like penchulant. I don't think they're
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: like they're just like He's like, I don't do second.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I think Chess is like super emotional people because they're
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: like King of Nerds, and I think they just have
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: all that repressed like emotions, because I've heard that where
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: there's like I'm out, I lost what?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: No, I don't even want to get second. You don't
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: even want to get some free drinks at the bar,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: you know, little chest tost hang out with the other
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: ponds Brooks set the fucking shit. You know you don't
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: want to do to L with the Knights. Do the
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: l electric slide. That's what I'll do when I'll move
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: to night. Nothing like that, Okay, cool. So he was
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: just like I'm out of this bitch, but then tweeted
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: some shady ass shit love that we Love we Love
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: mess so more, speculating that Hans somehow cheated because he
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: admits to have cheated on chest dot com when he
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: was twelve. Who was not cheating on chess? Not I
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: feel like that's a place for cheating at twelve.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: I was doing really weird stuff.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: At twelve, Yeah, I was making fake MySpace pages.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know if I want to say
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: what I was doing at twelve, right, I was making
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: my own Victoria's Secret catalogs for my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs. Okay,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: as my own editor in chief, let's just say that.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: And my mom found out, I would cut out Okay,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: well now I might as well. I would cut out
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: my mom always like where are my Victoria Secrets going? Like,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 2: I don't think they deliver them here anymore. And I
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: would cut out the models and I'd place them in
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: my Oh, this is creepy, and I would place them. Yeah,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: I would kind of be like, this is like I
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: would just put them in my little binder and then
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: put them up.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: It was a kind of sword. Yeah, you know you
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: love fashion.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Creepy Devil's were product.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: It's not Ceru. This is telling his classmates. So, while
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: there is no evidence, there are speculative posts that due
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: to the extremely tight security at chess tournaments, there's no
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: way that Hans could have ever cheated, under the assumption
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: that he surely did right so, except for the use
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: of anal beads that connected to a chess supercomputer and
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: vibrated the correct moves. So basically they're like, we check
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: everybody when they come into the chest. Bitch, Okay, we're
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: checking your hands, We're patting you down, making sure you
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: don't got no rooks in your pocket, you don't got
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: no pawns, you don't got you know, no queens, no
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: extra kings, you know, but they can't check your bootyhole.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Imagine going to the chess competition. They're like, all right,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: it's time for the cavity.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Spread them, drop them, spread them, spread the favorite.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Play chess or not take them shoes off to This
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: is the airport, This is tsa of chess. Okay, and
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: spread them cheese and cough.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: Was there a guy in the van that what do
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: you mean to a supercomputer? Was there a van connected?
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to understand. So while you know, they
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: said that there's no evidence, but they're like the only
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: thing could have been anal beats over. But and then also,
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: how do you know that? It's like what the buzz means?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: You get like two booty buzzes and you're like right.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Like like a lot, It's like like five means rook
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: and two means laft. He's like, Brook, he's just yelling
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: it out, and we were like, why is he saying
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: it like that?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: My guy's just floating off every time? Is this move? Like?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: I just love chess. I just love it. It's fun stimulated.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: What No, no, sir, no, ma'am. In a response, Hans
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: has denied any and all accusations of cheating and has
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: offered to play the game stripped naked. So here's the thing, even, Hans,
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: if you were to play it naked, you put the
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: booty beas in your booty like you're gonna be sitting
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: on your sphincter. Like we still wouldn't know.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Are you saying?
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: He's just like I think now.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: He's like, I will spread it and cough on OnlyFans
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: and then we will play chess.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I would cough every thirty seconds.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: Has I'm just trying to figure out how your opponent
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Magnus even made this conjecture, being like, no, he had
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: booty beads and that was advice.
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  Speaker 2: Someone had to do it before, right, Or maybe he.
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  Speaker 1: Must have saw his booty tingling every time.
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  Speaker 2: You can tell I think if someone's uncomfortable, if.
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  Speaker 1: Your booty going off a bunch. I feel like, and
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  Speaker 1: chess is like you're just sitting across from one person.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like if somebody's booty was going off, Like Josh,
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  Speaker 1: if your booty was going off right now, I feel
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  Speaker 1: like I would know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, if my prostate was getting basically massages during this,
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  Speaker 2: you would know. I couldn't hide that. That's like a thing.
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  Speaker 1: His face, the face is given. Something is going on,
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  Speaker 1: getting the movie. He's focusing so hard. I think every
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  Speaker 1: time he moves a piece, he's.
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  Speaker 2: Like, no, no, no, yeah, because.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's my chest, that's my That's how I get
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  Speaker 1: myself hyped up. I'm like, oh, Kelly Clarkson, I'm moving
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  Speaker 1: chess piece.
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  Speaker 2: What that would be his crush? Kelly Clarkson.
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  Speaker 1: The faces is the face for me? I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: it is given. He might have he might have had
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  Speaker 1: some booty bes in the truck out front.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he was just like, I know this sounds crazy,
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  Speaker 2: guys like it's just looked like his butthole was vibrating
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  Speaker 2: the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: And I understand why he said, if I speak, I'm
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  Speaker 1: in big trouble, because yeah, if you speak, you sound crazy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I played a tennis match with Serena Williamson. Her booty
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  Speaker 1: was buzzing every time I hit the Like, what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't it must be a thing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, look, so this is the scamra of the week.
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  Speaker 1: How do how do we feel about this guy before
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  Speaker 1: we leave? If Hans was using booty booty tricks, black
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  Speaker 1: booty magic, No, I feel like that's very creative.
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  Speaker 2: It's the most creative thing I've ever heard about in sport.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it's technically.
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  Speaker 1: Sports, Yeah, it's a sport.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's very creative. Yeah, I'm trying to think, like,
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  Speaker 2: how could I implement that in my life?
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  Speaker 1: Right? How could we get back? Are you can look
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  Speaker 1: up a booty beat to a computer? How close does
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  Speaker 1: a computer have to be?
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  Speaker 2: I think a fraternity's gonna get a hold of this
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  Speaker 2: and it's gonna be over for like SATs or not SATs.
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  Speaker 2: But like, what are those things called that we filled in?
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  Speaker 2: How do I not know that? Scantron's so to see see?
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  Speaker 2: You know, like you just got a bunch of dudes going.
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  Speaker 1: Like everybody in the AP exam just.
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  Speaker 2: Like, oh no, it's an essay.
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  Speaker 1: It goes off the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: It's just morse code.
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  Speaker 1: It's a horse code.
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  Speaker 2: No, not the.
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  Speaker 1: Not the Morris booty code. I mean, look, this is
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  Speaker 1: inventive and fun, so you know that's fine. I'm on
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  Speaker 1: your side. How they gonna check you boo? What they're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? They gonna check a bootyhole the chess competition.
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  Speaker 1: They're not gonna do that. They can't do boody holes,
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  Speaker 1: they're not. They don't have the uh wait, the certification
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  Speaker 1: for blue research. No, they go get certified.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and just you know, make money on that pay
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  Speaker 2: per view thing you're gonna do playing chest naked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because honestly that'll get the girls going. Maybe maybe
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  Speaker 1: that face though yet. All right, congregation, we've reached the
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  Speaker 1: Alright, congregations Congregation. I'm not sorry, my booty be went off.
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