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The Witness Stocks: Fallout 4 & EA's Reddit Battlefront Scandal · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm with your hosts Matt it's a bit
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  ay so I don't really understand it Luke is that a little sashwat penis Dan I
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  accidentally got soap in my urethra and occasionally Terry smallo maybe you wake
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  up in the middle of the night with a little sashwat pis inside of you
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  multiple nerdgasm your guide to all
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  things
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  nerdy Fallout Mania has swept the world I know it's a wasteland out there
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  everyone's inside there's actually quantifiable data that says everyone's
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  playing it yeah just in that uh is it
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  PornHub yep has taken a noticeable drop
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  in viewership 10% wow ever since Fallout 4 has come out 10% drop the day that it
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  was released I think really that says it all beating over the dog
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  or I tell you what I was doing the day Fallout 4 was released though you know
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  what I was doing cuz it wasn't it wasn't watching PornHub but it wasn't playing
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  Fallout 4 either it was tring all over this [ __ ] swamp Island looking for a
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  [ __ ] video game store that still had a copy of
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  it so in in a way it was like Fallout very much so instead of a water
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  chip you were after the game itself yeah and like I'll just point out I am 8 kilm
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  north of the equator here right it is very hot and I was just going from store
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  to store to store and it just sold out everywhere because
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  apparently everyone downloads their Xbox games here from Xbox live very few
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  people buy them in the stores so they just don't get stock like they do back
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  home they'll get one copy maybe okay that's changing here I guess but yeah
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  did you think about downloading a copy I did think about it and then I thought
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  about all the space that that would take up on my hard drive and I was like I'm
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  not going to do it I'm not going to do that I don't want to open up that can of
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  worms you know hang on it's the same amount of spaces installing the game
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  yeah it's the same yeah but if I uninstall it and want to play it again
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  later I can ah okay you do have 500 gig it's quite a
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  lot I've got a 3 tab external drive hooked up to mine now 4 terab on mine
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  yeah I've got to do that before I start down games I just the new one's got one
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  terab that's better I've got a 2 terab on one and a 4 terab on the other
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  [ __ ] hell I don't want to uninstall them yeah no fair enough I went out to
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  this is not Fallout related I just wanted to to mention this briefly uh
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  this morning I said what do you want for breakfast and Jenna said I want banana
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  and chocolate chip pancakes and I was like [ __ ] hell all right fine so Club
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  you ask no no no I was like that sounds delicious I'm up for that but I didn't
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  want to go too far to get the ingredients right so I went over the
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  local convenience store which theam Market yeah you guys are both familiar
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  with the Zam Zam Market I like
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  it's it's very convenient uh however it doesn't have the same kinds of stuff
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  that you would have let say your normal Woolworths like well it's it's the same
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  kind of stuff it just doesn't have the same labels on it because yeah I mean
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  unless you went to ww worths in Saudi Arabia right exactly in which case it
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  would be very similar yeah they have similar things they have they also have
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  things like whitening cream lightning cream which I think we've discussed
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  before which made me do a double take the first time I saw that in the Shelf
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  yeah and then I was like surely that's a misunderstanding what that's for and
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  then I looked at the box and I was like no this is cream to make you more white
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  okay fine that exists so anyway I went over to get the ingredients and I got a
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  few things and I came back over and uh I had grabbed what I you know like a
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  packet of what looked like chocolate chips and uh I came back
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  over and uh so I started making stuff and she goes what what are you going to
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  do those what are they for and I said oh they chocolate chips to put in the uh in
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  the pancakes and she goes chocolate chips is that what you think that is and
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  then I was like what and so I looked at the packet and I was like yeah yeah yeah
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  so it says the word chocolate chip on it and there's all these chocolate chips
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  here floating around in The Ether and in the middle as an example of what you can
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  do with them they've formed into these cookies right right and then so Jenna
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  pointed out right open the bag and see what's inside so open it up and it it
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  was it was it was cookies and then and then I realized oh
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  yeah they were in the in the cookie section and and the more I look at the
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  bag it is quite obvious that's what they are in that there's pictures of cookies
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  on the bag yeah I don't know for some reason my brain was like oh look they're
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  giving me a hint for what I can make with these thanks but I've got this I'm
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  doing pancakes yeah so yeah I [ __ ] that up anyway I just thought that was
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  funny so you had pancakes and then ate some delicious cookies I assume did I
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  did luckily we had uh we had some chocolate chips that I didn't know about
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  in a drawer that's good save the day and then I spent I thought I'll play Fallout
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  again for a little bit because uh I had a less than Stellar experience with it a
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  couple of days ago and I hadn't touched it again since I've been playing The
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  Witcher again uh and then I got sucked in and I actually ended up playing it
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  for most of the day yeah ah yeah that's
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  what you do yeah so you guys how you guys been playing it obviously yeah I
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  have yep mhm what do you think I found this one started off very slow very slow
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  incredibly slow yeah I thought even at the stage where I was getting close to
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  putting it down I just wasn't enjoying it I didn't go that far but at at the
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  first I I really didn't think it was anything new or different I think maybe
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  you guys are further than I and that's fine as long as there's no Major
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  Spoilers I don't mind discussing things I'm not super far it's quite ridiculous
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  the way that I ended up not enjoying it as well um cuz how far are you guys like
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  I suppose it's hard to talk about it without to say things I'm not really
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  following the main mission too closely so right I know I'm sort of by not
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  following the main mission too closely I've sort of messed up a few stories
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  where I'll get a mission to hey go clear this place out and I go yeah I've
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  already done that or hey go collect this from here and I go Oh you mean this yeah
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  I already stole that from that guy and yeah yeah I have that happens in The
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  Witcher a lot actually I Stumble Wonder into a cave and then it and then look at
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  something and then it goes this must be what took that kid I'm
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  like what kid and and then it's like the [ __ ] you talking about I think
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  that but that's just our problem with the way we're play the game we are
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  playing it yeah not the story but just wandering and killing things and I like
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  trying to find people and hacking computers and reading stories right yeah
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  the world is very interesting in in Fallout they put some good stuff in well
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  I had a bad experience because I I I started playing it and I I got it and I
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  was like I really want to finish Witcher 3 um before I start playing this but
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  also I know we're going to talk about it so I've got to play it a little bit I
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  need to know you know I need to I need to play it a bit so I started out and
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  then you know you begin and then uh Wander into town and then you meet those
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  guys in the museum yeah sorry listeners this is not really spoilers it happens
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  in the first [ __ ] 10 minutes of the game yeah they wander into town and
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  there's these guys in the museum you go up and you talk to them and they tell
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  you that the power armor is on the roof right yep mhm mhm and then what I what I
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  did was I guess I wasn't paying attention go get the power armor yeah R
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  wandered back outside oh yeah and then the street was [ __ ] crawling with
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  enemies and I was like oh [ __ ] I know what you forgot to do I was like oh [ __ ]
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  and so I started trying to kill these enemies kept getting my ass cane and I
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  was like you know what [ __ ] it right I left the game for like two days came
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  back this morning thought I'll just take it slow right took out all the enemies
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  right then this [ __ ] death claw shows up right so I ran into a building and it's
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  it's like [ __ ] tearing at the building right so I'm there with just
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  like a [ __ ] pistol like slowly chipping away at this deathclaw
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  eventually I killed it right and I was like the [ __ ] is wrong with these game
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  designers right like what the [ __ ] anyway where is this power armor so I
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  look at the map and I'm like oh it's in the building I was in and I was I was
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  supposed to get it the room that they told you it was yeah so I was supposed
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  to get that before I went also a gun that is good for killing death Clause
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  yeah the chain gun so yeah yeah so that explains my uh my negative experience
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  making it hard on yourself m y yeah due to due to my own impatience I wanted to
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  try and get the game started so that I could play The Witcher again yeah no
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  this a game unfortunately this is a game where you can't rush through well you
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  probably can but I think the story is really the main part of this game well
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  I'm well and truly addicted to it again after today yeah so see I didn't think I
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  liked it that much I thought yeah this is pretty good it's good to be back in
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  the Wasteland and you know the controls are similar enough and I feel like I'm
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  just kind of playing Fallout 3.2 you know yeah it do feel like the same game
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  and I realized I played it all Friday night and all Saturday and literally
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  didn't leave the house other than that and I was like well clearly I do like it
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  there's something to it yeah but yeah it does feel like it's just like oh I'm
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  back in in yeah in the Wast I'll say though it's challenging
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  like I'm getting my ass kicked a lot like I'm having to respawn like at safe
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  points a lot yeah right what does everyone think about always having the
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  power armor available to you I've left it back at the mine yeah mine ran out of
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  juice and even though I found some more batteries for it now I haven't gone back
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  for it I've got two suits um parked in sanctuary and I've just kind of two
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  suits yeah I've got two I found another one oh so where did you find a second
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  one um well well well we not giving that kind of stuff away no no it's it's just
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  [ __ ] out in a field somewhere do you want me to tell you where tell me don't
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  tell Dan no it's all right if it's out in the field if it's not part of some
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  Quest it's all right no no well as far as I know it's not right I went
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  to um you know how you go to that farm that's quite near to Sanctuary at the
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  beginning and then she asks you to or he asks you rather to go and get a locket
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  have you done that no uh yes I already had the lock it right okay and I have
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  not done that Quest at all by the sounds of it all right fine well it's at that
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  farm what no no no no no no no it's near there's a there's a there's the place
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  that you have to go to to get the locket right on the way there depending on
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  which way you go in just in the field is a crashed helicopter and and it's there
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  it's just there standing next to it with the guy who presumably was inside of it
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  lying Dead next to it and it yeah I was just like oh [ __ ] it's another one you
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  don't have to you don't have to scoop his body out no no no he's kind of he's kind of
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  clutching at the leg of it no I'm thinking this might be a random event
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  really maybe because I remember getting a lock it but I don't remember seeing a
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  helicopter well it wasn't like like I said it it depends on which way you went
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  to get to the place where the locket was like it's um this is why I love Fallout
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  yeah it's it's in between let's say it's in between sanctuary and that place so
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  if you went there from Sanctuary you would find it on the way I think okay so
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  you can investigate that if you want So yeah so I've got two of them now one of
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  them's painted with like flames on it and the other one I stripped for
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  parts for the other one but I haven't I haven't been using him cuz I I play
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  stealth and I snipe and I doesn't I it seems like maybe you can redo like mod
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  the armor to fit with that but at this point it seems like it's too large and
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  clunky so I sort of at the moment I walk around without the armor and then a
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  second I want to go and clear out a den or a building or something I go back get
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  my power armor and then go and clear out the building ah clever although like I
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  said I'm still being stealthy so it wouldn't work cuz I I get a lot of sneak
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  attack double hit point damage yep so so I'm down in uh I forget the name of the
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  town is I headed down south of it there's a like a little little city a
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  bit further down I'm down that way now is it do you know can you leave the dog
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  behind can you tell you can you can tell the dog to stay okay I'm going to do
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  that because cuz you're using all your stims ringing him back life no I'm just
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  my dog goes down he stays down [ __ ] him no but I've got this such affinity for
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  him that it's really as soon as and it happened so early in this game but every
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  single Fallout game has been the same as soon as this dog comes and wants to be
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  my companion I'm like H don't because I'm just going to spend the whole time
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  trying to look after you yeah and trying to make sure you don't get hurt no I
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  find he runs off and and starts fights when I'm trying to hide so yeah
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  you know what I mean I'm trying to sneak up on someone and he's like I found
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  something I'm like [ __ ] shut up so just chain him up somewhere make
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  sure he's got plenty of water and then just promise him you'll come back for
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  him I'll tell him to stay next to the water pump I built in sanctuary I had
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  one bug too did you build you know you build stuff for them you assume you did
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  that or did you just [ __ ] off and leave them no I didn't build anything for them
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  no one asked me I [ __ ] off and left them really nobody asked me to build anything
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  have you been back there and all the people are there Sanctuary now oh the
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  people that you uh rescued from the museum the museum yeah no
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  oh all right then never mind okay well I hit what I think is a bug so we'll see
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  how that pans out I do know they asked me to build all this stuff but you
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  didn't don't really care cuz you're a kind I hope that's what you said I know
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  you've asked me to bit all this stuff but I don't really care oh I can't I
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  don't I can't be bothered did you enter your real name as your character's name no I'm
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  female of course of course you are okay does codsworth know your name does he
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  actually say your name no oh no he says
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  my name really and I was like he says Terry
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  smallo no no I put my name in right and he said Mr Matt and I was like wait did
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  he just say Mr Matt oh wow he calls me Mr Matt so I guess they have like a
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  small selection or there's there's about a thousand names right a whole L to go
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  through you could actually put in [ __ ] face and he'll say that yes he'll call
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  you Mr [ __ ] face that's pretty awesome and you put racial slurs no no hey
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  speaking of races yeah yeah I I just want to know one thing because in the start of the
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  game as you well know you have to build yourself and do you have to build your
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  wife or in Luke's case build yourself and build your husband right yes did you
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  build yourself as your husband Luke no no I just left him as standard I didn't
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  really care cuz I he thought he he's pretty goodl looking I'll leave him yeah
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  that's the kind of husband you want I don't know is it a spoiler to say that
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  he doesn't come out of the Vault with you well if it is you've already said it
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  when you say like that it is yeah yeah exactly the way youve worded it yes it
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  is absolutely you he he the baby don't mind make it like oh okay well now
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  you've gone really far to but but it's the baby I want to talk about right yep
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  because it I just want to know one
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  thing yep mhm because I uh I made myself and I'm I'm a dude and I've got kind of
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  mutton chops and a and a top knot and some scars right right cuz you it's kind
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  of like the outward reflection of my inner self yeah sure yeah um and my wife
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  of course I made you know this kind of beautiful girl right as you do y did you
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  choose like the third face the one with the red head did you choose that one the
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  one that looks like the girl from Skyrim maybe you did didn't you you did you
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  know as I was as I was making that girl I was so aware that I was probably doing
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  what Matt was doing for his wife and Luke was doing for himself because I
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  went through and I was like cuz she looks like the girl from Skyrim you know
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  the one that we all chose we all married the same girl in Skyrim and I was like
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  hey that looks like that girl I'm going to choose that one yeah yeah and thought
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  I bet you guys would choose the same one so true yeah well that was on my that
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  was on my second uh oh yes of course why what happened the first time Matt what
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  went wrong well I didn't realize how uh I didn't realize that that that
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  the other character would be my wife you know what I mean I thought you should
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  pick male or female and so I was I just kind of flicking through and I left it
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  on on I don't know some Ugo and uh and so I had to restart the game again when
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  I realized that was my wife you realized you had an ugly wife and needed to take
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  a do over yeah I had to restart again well as Luke pointed out she
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  doesn't last long no I didn't know that at the time I thought things started getting heavy
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  we're going to go to the Vault and I was like oh [ __ ] am I going to be stuck with
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  this and then I'm like is our baby going to look like her well here that that's
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  my question that I want to ask right how dependent on what you make the
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  characters does your baby look for example if I was in a mixed race
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  relationship would my baby be mixed race
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  well I I don't know I don't I yes I thought the baby looked a little bit
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  more tanned than the mother and I right so you reckon they've gone
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  halfway with the baby yeah kind of made it generic right could it just be that
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  you're not the father could be well that does segue nicely into something I know
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  we do have some news on that is there anything else anyone wants to talk about
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  for out that might do us for now I'm sure we'll be back we can come back yeah
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  well yeah speaking of um speaking of mixed race babies a woman in states of
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  course this is in a States I don't know if this article actually only in America
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  where yeah but apparently the woman and her husband are now suing the estate of
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  Michael Jackson
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  yeah and now it's time for all the
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  latest news regarding the world's most
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  famous
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  [Laughter]
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  babysitter after the 32-year-old woman uh was watching the um 2hour Michael
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  Jackson 30-year anniversary special on DVD and when she got to
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  Michael Jackson's performance of Thriller um she fell asleep yep uh but
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  then all of a sudden she was awoken by hand caressing her face uh even though
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  she was Home Alone her husband was not home um the next thing you know she was
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  having an erotic encounter with Michael Jackson except it wasn't White Michael
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  Jackson he was black and he was dressed exactly like he was in a Thriller video
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  so he was a zombie is what you're saying or is he not he's not a zombie the whole
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  time in that is he yeah uh she she says I told him to stop but he wouldn't
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  listen so uh anyway shortly after that uh her and her husband they were trying
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  to have a baby so she got pregnant um the baby has been born now and uh and
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  let's just say she's white and the husband's white the
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  baby appears appears to be Michael Jackson's baby right yeah so she says uh
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  she says she's never cheated on her husband and therefore they're suing
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  Michael Jackson's estate for money to help raise his
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  child yeah um does the father believe this yep
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  he said uh Kira is her Queen and he
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  trusts and believes her completely mhm I am so sorry say he this is this is him
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  speaking everything was going well with the birth but then when I saw my son and
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  he was black I said what the hell is this I was in absolute shock and that's
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  when Kira told me about her terrifying dream I think it's wrong what happened
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  and that's why we're sing Michael Jackson's estate we just want a decent
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  amount of Child Support to help raise his son
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  I don't know where to start with this I know okay so she's just given birth the
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  father goes what the hell she goes she no that was the instant the baby was
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  conceived that's no no no no she only told the husband about the dream after
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  the baby was born in other words she spent N9 months thinking please be white
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  please be white please be white and then when it wasn't she she concocted this
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  fantastic story well thoroughly a fantastic
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  story yeah it's kind of a well out story it's pretty much the worst story I'm
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  going to do a fact check on this one I'm having so okay well let's let's sum up
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  then so that you can you can fact check this right let's sum up what has to have
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  happened for this story to be true right so Michael Jackson has Michel Jackson
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  passes away how many years ago five years ago how long ago no I would
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  probably less than five did he di no it's probably more than that I don't
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  even no 2009 right so 6 years 6 years he's been gone and all he does now in
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  the afterlife is haunt copies of his own
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  concert on DVD right daring out from the screen until he finds some
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  semi-attractive redneck [ __ ] you made a You made a judgment I like it
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  yeah then Waits until she nods off then
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  crawls out of the screen and rapes her yep and even though she's saying look
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  you need to stop I don't want this he's like this is
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  happening and not only that I mean it's a bit of a leap because we all know he's
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  not interested in women he he'd be more interested in the baby yeah that's right his own
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  baby maybe that's maybe that's what this is about he's raising a an army of
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  babies Oh I like how in the picture at the top right presumably this is a
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  picture of the woman uh and I assume the guy on the left uh is her husband uh and
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  then on the right they're talking to a black reporter and the baby's just
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  inserted in the middle and so it's kind of like it kind of looks like the
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  reporter might be suspiciously yeah I like to imagine the reporters the
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  reporters like oh that's that's weird Michael Jackson yeah oh that I mean that
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  checks out that makes sense yeah what was your name Carrie was it yeah first
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  I've heard of this yeah never met you before I like I found this website that
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  says uh is this true and they say doubtful but it's unclear whether
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  they're saying it's doubtful that Michael Jackson fathered the child or
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  doubtful that this dumb [ __ ] thinks that he really did yeah so I don't know
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  I don't know I think let's just go with this is real enough and funny enough
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  that who cares I like the fact they're willing to accept an outof Court
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  negotiation but they' but the Jackson family only have until the 1st of
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  January to respond I think the Jackson family is probably not going to respond
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  no I wouldn't just that's my gut feeling do you want some Michael Jackson related
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  news of course well I mean this is neither here nor there but I just saw
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  this article on the sidebar and decided to click through did you guys know right
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  that Kim Kardashian you know Kim Kardashian yeah yeah yeah lost her
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  virginity to Michael Jackson's nephew
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  TJ of course I didn't know
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  that but now I do I guess I for get it anyone I mean I can't remember why she's
• 23:55
  famous in the first place but I will remember that she lost a virgin to
• 23:58
  Michael Jackson's nephew she's famous she's famous because she was friends
• 24:02
  with Paris Hilton and she had a sex tape as my understanding of the situation
• 24:06
  yeah that's all I know you know she was friends with Paris Hilton I she made a
• 24:09
  sex tape yeah you know the important bit anyway yeah did you hear that quote from
• 24:16
  her mother um when they said how do you feel about this sex tap being Le leaked
• 24:22
  and she said well as a mother I'm horrified but as her publicist I'm
• 24:27
  thrilled uh Classic Hollywood are they
• 24:33
  Hollywood nothing to do with Hollywood what am I talking about I think they
• 24:37
  live in Hollywood don't they yeah of course they they must yeah I'd say they
• 24:41
  do they're part of that world La scene yeah let's stop talking about it all
• 24:46
  right sounds good well we can move on from Michael Jackson being a zombie to a
• 24:50
  guy who thought his friend was a zombie have you seen we got other zombie news
• 24:53
  and we should really discuss this cuz this is [ __ ] brutal this is Terri
• 24:59
  the fact that this could happen is terrifying I am never watching The
• 25:02
  Walking Dead with any of you guys just in case two friends 23-year-old Damon
• 25:08
  Perry one of them I assume the other guy was a friend about his age they did a
• 25:12
  they binge watched uh The Walking Dead TV series The Walking Dead doesn't say
• 25:17
  how many uh how many episodes here but I presumably the whole either season or or
• 25:22
  maybe the whole show mhm from the beginning but they were getting really
• 25:25
  drunk watching the show uh uh and suddenly
• 25:30
  Perry uh became convinced that his friend was turning into a zombie and
• 25:36
  about to bite him so he beat him to death with a microwave and a guitar and
• 25:42
  stabbed him with a knife yep and uh the police spokesman said in my 13 years on
• 25:48
  the job this is the most brutal scene I have ever seen yeah this is horrifying
• 25:54
  after the incident he was apparently chasing a woman around an apartment comp
• 25:58
  f with a knife uh when two maintenance men tackled into the ground and waited
• 26:01
  for the police to arrive so I think I
• 26:05
  mean this has been framed in the context of The Walking Dead but I think maybe
• 26:11
  there's a little more to this yeah I think nobody's mentioning the obvious mental
• 26:17
  illness yeah I would say it's probably a lot of that and uh I mean if he hadn't
• 26:22
  been walking walking if he hadn't been watching The Walking Dead Walking the
• 26:26
  watching dead like yeah if he was walk the watching dead they could have blamed
• 26:30
  this on whatever was on the TV right yeah um I can sort of understand though
• 26:36
  okay you can understand can you well who yeah who did you beat to death with a
• 26:41
  microwave play the [ __ ] crimes jingle no no it's nothing like that what
• 26:47
  I'm saying is wait for the jingle while the other brothers are doing time listen
• 26:52
  up it's CRI crimes proceed okay now it's not like
• 26:57
  this as bad as this but I spent a lot of time playing fallsa six yesterday yeah
• 27:03
  you thought your friend was a car like about 8 hours and I've got the steering
• 27:08
  wheel and I've got the gears and everything I drive manual and shift
• 27:13
  gears when I got in the car to drive today ah there were quite a few times where I
• 27:19
  found myself probably accelerating or going a little too fast and then trying
• 27:23
  to put it into sixth gear wow my car doesn't have a sixth gear so I
• 27:29
  right so I'm just saying like at a very extensive am of time you my mind just
• 27:33
  went into autopilot with things so and you were like oh man I'm probably going
• 27:36
  to have to pay for those cars I ranm off the road um I'm a good driver in fora all I
• 27:42
  can say is it's lucky you weren't playing GTA yeah or you'd have a
• 27:46
  prostitute in the car with you and you'd be cruising around real slow looking for
• 27:51
  blacks Jesus he does that all the time anyway
• 27:56
  it's how you play right life yeah yeah happy to say I stopped watching The
• 28:00
  Walking Dead so there's a little danger of me killing anybody I stopped watching
• 28:05
  season 3 me too yeah same high five they were in jail and there was a guy they
• 28:11
  were in a jail they W they weren't arrested by zombies or
• 28:15
  anything I'd watch that show you know what show I'd watch oh I know which one
• 28:19
  you're going to talk about well I was just going to ask if any of you guys
• 28:21
  have heard of a new show on British television called is this
• 28:25
  rape I haven't well I mean I've seen it in this spreadsheet here well I mean
• 28:29
  this show sounds like something we would make up to do a sketch about on this
• 28:33
  show to make fun of right and then and then people would say you shouldn't you
• 28:36
  shouldn't talk about you shouldn't joke about that yeah but this is real the
• 28:39
  show is called is this rape question mark and what you have is you have uh a
• 28:45
  panel of contestants right and then each
• 28:49
  week little scenarios are acted out with
• 28:53
  varying levels of consent right and the contestants are granted points or lose
• 28:59
  points um because after each one they're
• 29:02
  asked is this rape and uh if it is and
• 29:07
  you say it is you get a point and if you don't think it's rape and it's rape you
• 29:12
  lose a point and so on and so on and the joke is the panel are all feminists and
• 29:16
  the answer is always yes it's R that's right men should never touch women ever
• 29:21
  under any circumstances or look at them yeah except through the glass ceiling
• 29:27
  looking straight down [Laughter]
• 29:32
  so is this this show is like popular is
• 29:36
  it here's the thing like with without knowing that kind of specific angle of
• 29:41
  this it sounds really really onpc but
• 29:45
  apparently young people in Britain are a bit confused about the Blurred Lines of
• 29:51
  what is and isn't okay when it comes to sex well I can understand why in this t
• 29:58
  to be honest because [ __ ] all the you know the chicks are just [ __ ] turning
• 30:03
  you on and then running hot and cold no no no no I think I think it's quite
• 30:08
  clear personally but I mean there's they're changing it now so that you know
• 30:12
  allow to say certain things like like at campuses and stuff particularly in the
• 30:17
  US now guys aren't allowed to ask girls out because that's sexual assault and
• 30:22
  like there's all these we how how do you go out with people well that's the thing
• 30:26
  I don't know yeah you just you don't yeah and then there was another case
• 30:30
  where that guy a guy and a girl were both drunk and they had sex and then the
• 30:34
  guy was found guilty of rape because they were both drunk and the girl she
• 30:41
  was committed a crime and even she and she was like no no no I was consenting
• 30:45
  and they're like no no you weren't you no you weren't no you couldn't have
• 30:47
  consented it's like [ __ ] terrifying really well not for me cuz
• 30:53
  I'm I'm not I know Matt how about a drink later
• 30:58
  but yeah I just I don't know what's the world coming to but I mean when you
• 31:03
  can't get drunk and have sex I just love that this show exists
• 31:08
  and they couldn't have come up with a more subtle title than is this rap I
• 31:11
  want to be the host of it I want to come out every week and go ladies and
• 31:14
  gentlemen I'm Dan Miller and welcome to this week's episode of is this rape I
• 31:20
  like also yeah because you saying it's that no no no this is a serious thing we
• 31:24
  we're concerned about whether people you know understand
• 31:28
  so we named it is this R it's a serious show yeah when I uh
• 31:35
  when you edit this I want I want some audience cheering and some theme music
• 31:38
  behind that and I want the audience to chant back is this rape when I do rap
• 31:44
  rap rap rape rape ladies and gentlemen I'm Dan Miller
• 31:49
  and welcome to this week's episode of is
• 31:52
  this R yeah yeah yeah we love you Dan oh
• 31:58
  my God yeah no it's uh it's weird I mean there's a trailer here for it I haven't
• 32:04
  watched the trailer did you watch the trailer man this guy looks guilty I got
• 32:07
  to say the in the still for this trailer oh man we have to put the Traer whatever
• 32:12
  he did yeah whatever he did yeah it's rape look at him he's he's guilty you
• 32:18
  can always kill a rapist can't you the host no is that the host the guy in the
• 32:22
  [ __ ] stocks at the in court down the
• 32:26
  bottom not in the stocks what do they call that what they call that thing it's
• 32:32
  in the stocks what no no no what do they call that box that they put you in when
• 32:37
  you testify the witness stand well the stand the stocks are a medieval thing
• 32:44
  that they do put rapists in and you're allowed to throw rocks and tomatoes at
• 32:47
  them well what court was I in oh I do see the show you're talking
• 32:54
  about and yes he does look like a rapist it's a trailer for that show it's down
• 33:00
  down at the bottom of the article there yeah oh they're all rapists oh it's not
• 33:05
  at the bottom sorry what am I talking about it's [ __ ] this article is so
• 33:09
  long I just realized it's not even at the bottom it's even just saying that
• 33:13
  might be raped mat just careful what you say I'm sorry I didn't mean
• 33:16
  to I can't even see it so I guess we're going to have to try and watch this show
• 33:22
  for next week oh 100% 100% well another show um that I've watched the first
• 33:28
  episode of it and I know Luke you've watched more than that and I know you
• 33:32
  haven't watched it yet Dan but um I wanted to know what you thought of it
• 33:37
  Luke uh it's Ash versus evil dead so I should [ __ ] explain what I'm talking
• 33:41
  abouten the listeners are on baited breath here yeah Ash versus evil dead right Evil
• 33:46
  Dead in particular I often say that evil dead is my favorite movie of all time
• 33:51
  not because I think it's the best movie ever made but just because it might be
• 33:54
  the movie I've seen the most and I just really enjoy it every time I watch it
• 33:58
  your favorite doesn't have to be the best no it's just it's just really fun
• 34:03
  and it seems like they would have had a lot of fun making it and it's just I
• 34:06
  don't know it's just a silly over- the-top horror movie and then Evil Dead
• 34:09
  2 I think possibly I like even more just because I think all about yeah and the
• 34:15
  jokes in are funnier that and I know everyone loves Army of Darkness and I do
• 34:18
  love Army of Darkness but I think Evil Dead to might be my favorite so anyway
• 34:21
  when they said they were making Ash versus evil dead which is a television
• 34:24
  series which continues the story of Ash after the end of Army of Darkness Evil
• 34:30
  Dead 2 Well it can't be because he was sucked into the portal at the end of
• 34:33
  Evil Dead 2 yeah but I don't know I get the feeling more that this is set after
• 34:37
  Evil Dead 2 not Army of Darkness why it can't be just I mean the plot doesn't
• 34:43
  make much sense we can we can we can discuss that if you want like I find the
• 34:48
  premise of it I was a little disappointed in the premise the PS2 game fist full of
• 34:54
  boomstick yeah I'm not sure you have you're supposed to think about it that
• 34:57
  deeply yeah at the end of Evil Dead 2 he gets sucked into the portal which takes
• 35:00
  him back in time which is where um Army of Darkness occurs and then at the end
• 35:05
  of Army of Darkness depending on which version it is yeah that's right uh in in
• 35:08
  the director's cut he drinks too much of the potion and he wakes up in the far
• 35:11
  future and the world's destroyed and I always love that one and I wanted to see
• 35:15
  the next movie after that well clearly this is not it because because he's back
• 35:19
  in the present so it must be the um the the theatrical version where he is
• 35:25
  working at the supermarket at the end the the Shop Smart chop smart exactly so
• 35:31
  this continues the story of Ash but I don't know man I was I was a bit
• 35:37
  disappointed by the first episode I got to say for what
• 35:40
  reason I felt like it tried too hard and
• 35:46
  just wasn't funny in a lot of places where it wanted to be funny the premise
• 35:51
  of it is right Ash is working at a not the smart but he's working at some fact
• 35:57
  some place where they sell you know big box stuff out of boxes you know one of
• 36:01
  those like a like a Costco kind of place oh yeah and he's working in there and he
• 36:05
  um I don't know why that was so relevant that I had to go into detail about the
• 36:09
  [ __ ] kind of place is I'm sorry um but he at some point he realizes that he
• 36:15
  had a girl around and they got really stoned and to impress her he read a
• 36:18
  passage from the Necronomicon and now the deadites are back and I was like
• 36:23
  really that's that's how that that happened that's the kind of most boring
• 36:27
  way that could have possibly happened exactly I think I sort of know why
• 36:32
  you're feeling this way they why this is a move for all the fans they're sort of
• 36:36
  still making it that anyone can come in and start watching it there are a lot of
• 36:40
  people out there who wouldn't have seen any of the movies yeah you're right and
• 36:44
  I have just found that yes you are right it is set after the third movie right
• 36:49
  but due to legal reasons they can't mention it oh okay but Sam Ry confirms
• 36:56
  that it is Cannon for the show but yeah they can't mention it which is why maybe
• 37:00
  I thought with some he said he wasn't Army of Darkness cuz sometimes he just
• 37:05
  says Ah Yeah this this has happened before like you're not going to
• 37:09
  elaborate on that like it seems like you would know [ __ ] damn well what this
• 37:13
  is oh and I don't know I just that's there's that scene where yeah he gets
• 37:16
  sted in the chicks reading French poetry or something and he's like H you reckon
• 37:20
  oh is it Latin she she reads something anyway and he goes huh H and that's cool
• 37:24
  check out this language and like and they're like ha reading from the
• 37:28
  Necronomicon and I was like really he would I mean I know he's an idiot but I
• 37:33
  had trouble yeah you know like anyway that's that's done now so I'm hoping the
• 37:39
  show will just continue on and I'll okay I'll get I'll get i'll get past that I
• 37:43
  think you'll enjoy the second episode more than the first all right cuz yeah I
• 37:46
  finished that first one and I was a bit I was a bit yeah I didn't really think
• 37:50
  it was that good but the second one I think it's finding itself a little bit more and
• 37:54
  we'll had moments in it had moments in it where I got really excited and I was
• 37:57
  like this going to be great it's going to be great and then some other bits I
• 37:59
  was like M I don't know like his conversations with people in the
• 38:05
  supermarket and stuff like that I thought were hilarious like he's still
• 38:08
  Ash and like it's still Bruce Campbell and he's hilarious um but then just some
• 38:13
  other stuff I thought fell a bit flat we'll see speaking of the ne necro
• 38:18
  [ __ ] can't even talk the Necronomicon right yes have you guys seen the necron
• 38:24
  Nini no unfortunately not why don't she scroll all the way down to the bottom of
• 38:28
  the spreadsheet and click on the link that I've put in there I've clicked it
• 38:33
  it's coming up [ __ ]
• 38:36
  hell well that is very
• 38:40
  enticing yeah look at that mouth wow so where do I get one of these uh you can
• 38:46
  go to horror asylum. comom place your order someone might be getting something
• 38:51
  for Christmas yep you're buying one for Matt yep I'm going to say Luke's a lucky
• 38:56
  little boy is Christmas but oh well don't know what we getting each other oh
• 39:03
  hand hey do you guys uh do you guys want an update on the uh [ __ ] I've
• 39:09
  forgotten the guy's [ __ ] name um not going to help you out here Jesus
• 39:15
  I can't remember the name of the the the guy is in prison for the murder of Terry
• 39:18
  small she's wife well hopefully they'll say it at some point during this week's
• 39:22
  episod barav Wellington the ongoing case of barav Wellington
• 39:28
  absolutely oh man this thing's [ __ ] layers upon layers of intrigue so uh
• 39:35
  let's have a listen let's see what's happened
• 39:44
  next that's beautiful music I love this menac I'm tempting fate Barnaby has to
• 39:51
  remember the precise details of a trip that he took home from work 20 years ago
• 39:56
  I remember exactly what I was
• 40:00
  doing since this podcast has started we've had surprising new developments in
• 40:05
  Barnaby Wellington's case many people have stumbled forward with information
• 40:10
  some useful but most doesn't have a leg to stand on listeners if you want to
• 40:15
  call in with lame conspiracy theories about how Terry murdered his own wife we
• 40:20
  aren't interested it's the truth we're after I reluctantly agreed at the
• 40:25
  insistence of the show's producers to to speak to someone who has crawled out
• 40:28
  from under a rock and can potentially support Barnaby's version of
• 40:33
  events that person is Miss chy mcut former resident of pilaga
• 40:39
  County thank you for speaking with me Miss mcut I hear you have some
• 40:43
  information regarding Mr Wellington could I ask why you didn't come forward
• 40:48
  earlier I wanted to but I didn't want to damage his case further I was an exotic
• 40:53
  dancer and barnab was paying my tuition so I could get out of Pera and make name
• 40:57
  for myself at the time they say darene smalli was murdered Barnaby was at my
• 41:02
  house dropping off a check on his way to memory training I was worried that it
• 41:06
  would reflect badly on him to be associated with me and I never for a
• 41:10
  moment believed they would actually convict such a kind and caring person
• 41:14
  well he was directly linked to the crime scene and if he didn't kill her then who
• 41:18
  did there's literally no one else I can think of who would have had a motive or
• 41:23
  opportunity well Barnaby didn't have a motive I spoke to Barnaby about this new
• 41:27
  development it seemed suspicious to me that he wouldn't have mentioned China
• 41:31
  before if she could confirm his Alibi oh China yes I was quite fond of
• 41:36
  the girl and I knew she was capable of so much more I didn't want her to get
• 41:41
  involved in the event that whoever was really responsible for the murder went
• 41:44
  after her I tried to build a metaphorical wall around her Well you
• 41:49
  certainly built a fantastic wall yes you might even say it was terrific I wasn't
• 41:55
  sure what to believe so I turned to who I felt was the number one victim in the
• 41:59
  case Darlene small sho's loving husband Terry what do you think about this China
• 42:05
  thing you mean the Aon yeah they call the Chinese wild man he lives in the
• 42:10
  remote mountainous forested regions of Western hubai no Terry China mcut she
• 42:15
  verified Barnaby's alibi what who the [ __ ] is China mcut she was an exotic
• 42:22
  dancer Barnaby was paying her tuition and he was at her house when Darlene was murdered a
• 42:27
  dripper yeah I remember her I guess you could say I was paying her tuition as
• 42:33
  well in a manner of speaking you're such a kind soul Terry well that's good for
• 42:37
  him I guess I just hope she doesn't wake up in the middle of the night with a
• 42:41
  little Sasquatch well I mean I'm just saying hopefully nothing bad happens to
• 42:47
  her you know what I me next time on tempting fate Terry is forced to address
• 42:52
  the ridiculous allegations made against him by listeners of this very podcast oh
• 42:57
  man Terry's in a fig go yeah I know can you believe that people think he did it
• 43:03
  I know well that explains why he hasn't been on the show very often lately yeah
• 43:07
  well you know he's in hiding show his face that's right his
• 43:12
  ugly ugly face so a [ __ ] sorry Terry he how many uh how many episodes are there
• 43:17
  of this show do you really want to do you really I can tell you if you want
• 43:20
  there uh it's a series of eight that's great oh so we're getting close yeah cuz
• 43:26
  that was uh number six right that's right why can't wait to find out what happened
• 43:31
  of it just want to know how far you feel you can stretch
• 43:39
  this no I mean I'm hoping you can because it's all
• 43:44
  go I just uh I mean from what I thought was like a one-off gag that you did six
• 43:50
  weeks ago this has become quite
• 43:55
  epic hopefully it won't over stay it's I don't mean epic in the way that um
• 44:00
  Dave's jingle for um guess that game was
• 44:05
  epic yeah well trying to keep it fresh trying to keep it interesting I mean
• 44:08
  what am I talking about I got I have nothing to do with this Dan no no you're
• 44:11
  just you're just the distributor yeah it's just the the you know the the host
• 44:15
  handles it I don't even know what her name is she doesn't have a name as far
• 44:19
  as we know no idea I no idea no idea sounds a lot like Jenna but I mean yeah
• 44:24
  but that's cuz all Americans sound alike you know yeah that's so what she doing
• 44:31
  there nailed it nailed it so you guys know that there's um I think there's a
• 44:36
  new Star Wars movie coming out soon is there yeah I think so I hadn't noticed I
• 44:42
  noticed yeah I'm really excited guys me too tickets go on sale here pre-orders
• 44:46
  uh day after tomorrow so I'm going to get some tickets for that um and in
• 44:53
  preparation for it coming out and wanting to just make sure I'm fully up
• 44:57
  to date I decided to go back and watch the old films one a week until the
• 45:01
  launch so um today so starting with Phantom Menace no today I started with
• 45:06
  space balls right seriously I watch Space
• 45:11
  Balls today is it it is a great movie well I remember being great is it a
• 45:15
  great movie Sometimes movies Matt look
• 45:19
  if you really really hold this movie True to your heart and have a real love
• 45:25
  for it then my advice to you is to keep
• 45:28
  that love locked away inside right okay here I do like space BS a lot I read the
• 45:34
  novelization as a child before I saw the movie I I wasn't allowed to watch it so
• 45:39
  I read the novelization yes in fact my Dad read it to me right cuz we used to have like
• 45:46
  book club every night you know he'd read me a little bit of a book another
• 45:49
  chapter a yeah what happened e hey well you learned to read yourself yeah I
• 45:55
  guess so so that was it that's when my dad stopped loving me oh you can read yourself can
• 46:01
  you don't need me anymore I'm off Denny soon as you learn to clean your teeth as
• 46:06
  well you'll have no need for me did you ever learn to wipe your own
• 46:11
  butt uh no because I'm still clinging to the love of my father yeah I just don't
• 46:16
  want him to feel like he's absolutely redundant so there's that hey speaking
• 46:21
  of which can can we segue for a sec on that on that little Pivot Point sure to
• 46:26
  watch Jesus the internet has absolutely
• 46:30
  crucified uh Jennifer Lawrence this week you guys see this for what cuz in an
• 46:36
  interview with some [ __ ] blog or something they said what do you reckon
• 46:40
  your most disgusting habit is and she says oh I don't know uh not washing my
• 46:46
  hands after I go to the toilet and then she was slammed really Jennifer Lawrence doesn't
• 46:51
  wash her hands after going to the toilet gets send all these things these things
• 46:56
  about the dangers and germs and all this stuff and she's finally after a week of
• 47:00
  this [ __ ] come out and going I didn't mean that I just mean I haven't
• 47:05
  necessarily soaked up my hands 100% of the times I've pissed in my own toilet
• 47:10
  at home all right that's suck she had to do that I know who [ __ ] cares yeah
• 47:17
  man the internet is [ __ ] vicious all these guys on the internet were like oh
• 47:23
  I was going to have sex with her not anymore that's right I will not let her
• 47:27
  jerk me off with those Filthy Hands you you lost an opportunity there Lawrence I
• 47:34
  was going to volunteer as tribute not anymore
• 47:38
  filth I'm deleting these pics from my hard drive yeah the fppening not fening
• 47:44
  anymore no oh God her hands visible in this one get oh delete disgusting so
• 47:50
  anyhow jumping back on topic Space Balls um I was remembering the the scene this
• 47:57
  morning where the uh the chest burster from a
• 48:03
  bursts out of the dude's chest and then puts on a little hat and Cane does a
• 48:07
  little dance right I'm was remembering how hilarious that is and let me assure
• 48:12
  you it's still just as hilarious as ever right possibly more so because now I
• 48:17
  actually understand the reference and and it's actually John Hurt and it's
• 48:21
  actually John Hurt and he says not this again
• 48:27
  it's brilliant and everyone else there obviously it's not the real cast but
• 48:31
  everyone else looks exactly like their counterpart in the film and then [ __ ]
• 48:35
  John H and that's hilarious but what I should have done is seen if that scene was up on
• 48:41
  YouTube right and watched that because it's pretty painful getting through this
• 48:46
  film really that said still a lot of
• 48:50
  funny stuff laughed a few times and some you know a fair few gags that I didn't
• 48:56
  get at time that I get now but yeah right [ __ ] the way to make movies is
• 49:01
  different than it used to be I really think if I was to put that on I could
• 49:05
  probably quote the entire movie yeah that kind of happens too definitely but
• 49:09
  like for example I know what combing the desert is now so that made sense I
• 49:15
  laughed as a kid cuz it was absurd now I realize it's a pun yeah they had big
• 49:20
  comes why would you come in the desert so silly hilarious great stuff me and
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  all the jujo f i I have it on DVD oh do you yeah I have it on DVD I haven't
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  watched it a lot of oh of course there's Mel Brooks of course there were a lot of
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  J jokes yeah but um she's she's from the planet uh druidia and everyone's like really she
• 49:38
  doesn't look like a Drew like there's just so many little things and he says
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  like you know the Drews they love money right
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  yogurt classic play on words and all the jokes that he makes that yogurt makes
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  about yeah see that's the thing there's quite sophistic ated humor in there and
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  then there's just puns yeah right but they do make a lot
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  of fun about the merchandising of Star Wars um remember which now that I'm an
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  adult I mean I remembered every line about the merchandising but what I
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  didn't know when I was a kid was just how much money George Lucas made on the
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  merchandising rights alone right yeah which now realize okay
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  satire y yeah he's uh he's set for life he he was he was set for life at the
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  time he was he absolutely was okay so maybe I won't watch that I've already
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  got uh no go and watch it it's still fun I've already been ridiculed by Jenna for
• 50:36
  having uh my wallpaper now currently on my PC is uh the poster for the force
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  awakens yeah and because I've gone from in in about a month from just before the
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  trailer came out me being like I don't know I guess we'll wait and see if it's
• 50:53
  [ __ ] and then I saw the trailer and I was like Star Wars it's a new Star Wars
• 50:58
  mie and now I've got this one she's like you don't even know if it's good yet I'm
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  like shut up I was playing um Star Wars Battlefront and even just when it's
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  loading up and that's that music starts and Hannah was next to me she goes I can
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  see your face light up second that music starts oh man the music in that trailer
• 51:16
  that Star Wars trailer the new like the just the the way they integrated all the
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  old themes and stuff oh it's so good did I already talk about my binary
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  Sunset experience podcast no did I not talk about this I
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  meant to bring it up sort of it was a time I was in Manila
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  which I go to every couple of weeks now [ __ ] ridiculous two sons there shout
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  out to all my friends in the Philippines well sort of yes because huh I came into
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  my hotel room right and it was in a high-rise hotel and the sun was just
• 51:51
  about to set so it was very very low in the Horizon and I must have had one of
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  those hotel rooms that have the double pain glass because the light from the
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  sun was reflected twice but nothing else was and I I I
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  tried to take a photo because I wanted to show you guys but it wouldn't come up
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  on camera but I was staring out the window and I could see two sons and I
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  swear to God like my mind just played the music for me
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  exactly wow maybe when you get to Mars Luke they have two moons two have two suns on
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  Mars I think it's the same sun right still just the same Sun oh that's
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  disappointing it is course I know that when the uh when the strings come
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  in behind that horn mhm in that bit you know what I mean yeah you know what I'm
• 52:44
  talking about I can't sing both but I know what you mean yeah [ __ ] like that
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  might be like the best music queue in any film ever yeah it's great John
• 52:54
  Williams May rest in peace John Williamson is pretty good not John
• 52:58
  Williamson what are I going to what about the future look at the sun there's
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  two is it me and you you came from na boo there you go
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  that's great I could do parody I could be the next weird ow that's right I mean
• 53:15
  weird ow still exists so yeah but he's probably the current weird I could
• 53:20
  murder Weird Al yeah and then could no if you murder him you take his place
• 53:23
  regardless I mean that's how feudal law works weird you become weirdale yeah
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  it's like when that guy shot John Lennon and he is now in the Beatles John
• 53:34
  Lennon they had no choice but to accept him into the band and then Lee Harvey
• 53:39
  Oswald like oh God the president now that's why there's so many conspiracy
• 53:45
  theories they're like no no no it wasn't him it was uh
• 53:50
  [Laughter]
• 53:55
  Castro rise of the Tomb Raider haven't even gone to that uh I played the start
• 54:01
  of it I played a little bit of it did we talk about that already I can't remember
• 54:04
  no it wouldn't have been out yet no I played a little bit of the start just to
• 54:07
  uh I was actually waiting for um Fallout to install to install I play some Tomb
• 54:13
  Raider did you do the same thing no I played it and finished
• 54:17
  it all right then how long did that take um quite a lot of time cuz I was going
• 54:22
  around getting a lot of the Collectibles so probably a good 10 hours
• 54:27
  okay so similar to the first one yep yeah okay cool you could probably fly
• 54:31
  through the main story in eight even shorter but if you want to go get the
• 54:35
  Collectibles which I still got a few to get you looking at 10 to 12 yeah I like
• 54:39
  the collectibles in in those actually like I well we've discussed this already
• 54:43
  I got really addicted to all that in the first one it's so easy because they're
• 54:48
  right there yeah they great design sucking you in on that yeah yeah so I
• 54:55
  played it and finished it cuz I wanted to get to fall out and I love it you you
• 54:58
  wanted to get it out of the way look I'll quickly play this I won't
• 55:04
  enjoy it CU I want to play for I was a was a bit like that from what I played
• 55:10
  of it I've only played the start uh well I know I played up to the the bit where
• 55:14
  you in you end up in the temple in um in
• 55:17
  spers mat well it's not same Dem Temple you're always in a temple yeah that's
• 55:24
  the sort of the opening of the game it's the opening of all of the games the
• 55:28
  opening is is in the snow so I got played through that yeah in the Sno but
• 55:32
  I mean it is a beautiful game like visually like you playing it on Xbox one
• 55:38
  yeah really really really good looking
• 55:43
  game wait a minute beautiful game yeah great tit on that
• 55:50
  game I I thought it was more with the butt for me what what are you talking about what
• 55:56
  did you say what I was just talking about the graphics in the game and just how and
• 56:02
  how beautiful they were and you went and took it to
• 56:05
  there yeah know I I agree with you yeah everyone does yeah well they put a lot
• 56:11
  of work into yeah of course they did it's not going to surprise anybody there
• 56:15
  were meetings there were actual meetings where people were sitting around the
• 56:17
  table whoa whoa whoa guys think she's attractive there anything we can do to
• 56:24
  continue making them think that I mean we were going to take off the
• 56:29
  tits is that is that still a good idea or I'm going to go with no I was going
• 56:34
  to also make it that you weren't standing behind over the entire game is
• 56:37
  that also a good idea right yeah make it first person going to be first
• 56:43
  person yeah you literally you will never see her there are mirrors everywhere
• 56:49
  it's going to be like Peep Show except you'll never switch to another
• 56:51
  character's perspective and there are no mirrors in the game yeah I don't think
• 56:56
  it'd be as good a game probably not I mean we talked about Battlefront briefly
• 57:00
  but did you guys see this article about uh the alleged I'll say alleged um we
• 57:06
  don't know if this is true yet um although there's some pretty damning
• 57:11
  evidence uh but allegedly EA reps have been bribing Reddit moderators to police
• 57:18
  and remove uh negative stuff about Battlefront um is there a lot of
• 57:23
  negative stuff on Battlefront up there well well I mean not I don't think there
• 57:27
  was a whole lot cuz people have been pretty positive about it but when there
• 57:31
  were I mean I think I think the problem more is that this is come out and so
• 57:34
  they're like [ __ ] what other games have they been doing this with kind of
• 57:38
  thing and where does this end so apparently uh the moderators were given
• 57:42
  access to the alpha and they were invited to to Star Wars events and
• 57:47
  giving tickets to things and freebies in exchange for kind of when they would
• 57:53
  when a rep would contact them and say ah this guy's saying some bad stuff about
• 57:58
  the the beta maybe we could maybe we could just get that comment removed what
• 58:01
  do you reckon hey so apparently uh apparently a bit of
• 58:06
  that going on Banning users as well I don't know that's I mean that's a bit
• 58:10
  that's a bit shitty but I mean to be honest do you not think that was
• 58:13
  happening I mean I assume that already happened to be honest you know like when
• 58:17
  you watch 60 minutes and they read out the view a mail at the end they never
• 58:21
  read out the ones that say this is all [ __ ] and you guys are just fearing
• 58:26
  right I like to think that we wouldn't do that I try and make it clear you know
• 58:30
  like if people want to people want to give us codes for stuff like give us
• 58:33
  steam codes and give us copies of things to talk about [ __ ] yeah but if if I
• 58:38
  don't want to get into a situation where we're we're lying so I think Matt speaks
• 58:44
  for himself and I just want to know that if you're listening and you are going to
• 58:47
  give me free stuff then I'll say whatever the [ __ ] you want me to say
• 58:51
  yeah so I guess what I'm saying is we're never getting a copy of Battlefront
• 58:55
  because I've I'm I'm saying we're not going to lie about it but that said so
• 59:00
  far we [ __ ] adore Star Wars and it's unlikely we'll say anything negative
• 59:03
  anyway and only Matt will not sell out so hook us
• 59:08
  up anyway so really all right fine so the podcast in the future is going to be
• 59:13
  me going really what you likeed that game and me going Matt we didn't sell
• 59:19
  out bought in I bought this hat but we all know I can pretty much
• 59:24
  play anything you will play yeah yeah yes that's true yeah what achievements
• 59:30
  have you gotten this week well you've got you would have gotten some legit
• 59:32
  ones cuz of the new games you haven't had to resort to Candy Crush Saga or
• 59:35
  anything um I have been playing gems of war came out in the Xbox one yeah I saw
• 59:40
  that I've been playing that mhm I played a little bit of Frozen for [ __ ] sake
• 59:45
  the Frozen gem like match three in a row game thing yes [ __ ] hell it came is
• 59:52
  horrible and so addictive when you stop playing it's just like can't stop answer
• 59:57
  this Elsa or Anna oh I don't pay attention to the story of who anyone is
• 1:00:02
  El or Anna which one's which the blonde or the redhe head I'm going to get a
• 1:00:07
  redhe head but that's just i' always get a red head yeah no [ __ ] is a [ __ ]
• 1:00:14
  inipit little [ __ ] Elsa is the one who [ __ ] realizes that she could be
• 1:00:19
  herself Anna is Kristen Kristen Bell what not Kristen Stewart not Kristen Stewart
• 1:00:26
  oh Kristen Bell luk panicked for a second there go across the hall I can
• 1:00:32
  just imagine him looking around the room going [ __ ] who heard me say
• 1:00:36
  that CHR no it's yeah I I I still have no idea who you're talking
• 1:00:41
  about all right fine uh well before we go do we want to
• 1:00:47
  talk about articulate sex because I don't know I think we may have mentioned
• 1:00:50
  this briefly in the um in the pack episode but uh I did want to talk about
• 1:00:54
  it again because the kickstarter is still going um and I just kickstarted our copies oh
• 1:00:59
  how many copies I'm getting I'm getting two oh cool sorry Dan
• 1:01:04
  whatever we'll link to this in the show notes articulate sex is a fun game it's
• 1:01:08
  an adult game uh we played this at PX and we had a lot of fun with it uh and
• 1:01:13
  the guy uh he's kickstarting it now
• 1:01:15
  Lucas um it's a an adult word game where
• 1:01:21
  you uh you pick a card in in like a Trivial Pursuit style card where it has
• 1:01:25
  different categories and then you roll a DI to determine
• 1:01:28
  which category it is and then it's got a word on there to do with sex and you
• 1:01:32
  have to describe the word to your partner without using the word m uh and
• 1:01:36
  they have to guess what the word is and then you get a point oh yeah um that's
• 1:01:40
  that's the basics of the game and there are some other I've played that game
• 1:01:43
  before except it wasn't all about sex but that is an existing game yeah it's
• 1:01:47
  not a new game it's just a new Twist on it yeah and it's it's a lot of fun it
• 1:01:50
  kind of adds a an element di you've got to describe various sex acts so it you
• 1:01:56
  know it's a bit of fun I mean I spend most dinner parties describing various
• 1:01:59
  sex acts anyway so it sounds like this has just made a more structured version
• 1:02:03
  of my normal night out yeah but you would now getting three if we organized
• 1:02:08
  a game of this right you wouldn't have to force your way into other people's
• 1:02:11
  houses while they're eating dinner to describe sex acts to them and if I did I
• 1:02:15
  could force my way in and say that we're going to play this card game right and
• 1:02:19
  then reach into your pants and it's not a card game it's not the card game it's
• 1:02:23
  rape or is it hey is it come on everyone
• 1:02:28
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