JIS and Wake Up: Cardinals Paranoia and Hocus Pocus
Good Morning Friends!
I sit here today concerned that the Cardinals, after putting together such a lovely season, are going to get dumped by the Phillies this weekend. The petrified of the pitching matchups. The Cardinals haven't hit at all lately. This will be a soul crusher.
My dad has already purchased tickets for Game 4 of the NLDS next weekend. This is pretty much the kiss of death. We are losing.
Speaking of dad, he got a call from a random celeb asking about why Velma is gay.
Apparently "Hocus Pocus" is going to lead to bad things for your kiddos.
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