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OUTRO: Plan Of Attack · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Raw Doggings for to Sivern every weekday on radio Backbone.
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  Speaker 3: Hello and gentlemen, what's going on? Mogi just dropped the
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  Speaker 3: mic on his finger. My mic was way up here too.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on with the mics today? Because is if
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  Speaker 3: you're a man of weight behind these bastards.
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  Speaker 1: You guys all g yeah, I'm good man. That looks so.
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  Speaker 1: But the least of my problems came Monday, am I right?
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  Speaker 3: You know what's going to happen, MOGGI that's going to
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  Speaker 3: like blow up over the next couple of days into
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  Speaker 3: this massive wound.
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  Speaker 1: You should sit this one out there. That's a good year.
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  Speaker 3: True.
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  Speaker 2: Actually go and speak to because, as I was saying
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  Speaker 2: to Jay's just before we came in, I've just been
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  Speaker 2: over here to this deary over here, and I'm four
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  Speaker 2: packets of cough lollies and two packs of DIBt oh
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  Speaker 2: ship mons.
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  Speaker 1: Ready to go.
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  Speaker 3: He's locked and loaded.
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  Speaker 1: What did occur to me? I said to the feelers.
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  Speaker 2: You get many people doing that man buying four packs
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  Speaker 2: of cough lozenges and two packs of darts.
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  Speaker 1: He said, what are you talking about? Yeah? One thing
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  Speaker 1: of those?
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to get those through customs? You're gonna
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  Speaker 3: have to pay again.
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  Speaker 1: I just put again.
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  Speaker 3: They said how many packets of cigarette are you're bringing across?
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  Speaker 1: I say too, and they'll go.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you have to pay, that's.
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  Speaker 1: Right, it's more.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just I'm going to do that because last
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  Speaker 2: time was in lo with ship that's in Australia.
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  Speaker 1: You can give me a pack.
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  Speaker 3: I was going to say toom, just give I can't
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  Speaker 3: smoke on the plane.
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  Speaker 1: Keys at geezy, I can't smoke on the plane. This
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  Speaker 1: is moment business. This is my business.
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  Speaker 3: I'll happily do that for you.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you say the fuck up out. My one thing
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed about you and cough is you eat that.
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  Speaker 1: You chew them?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, crunch. But he's an animal with anything he shoves
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  Speaker 3: in his mouth totally. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't the whole point you suck them?
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  Speaker 2: Ah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, that's one way doing it. I just can't
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  Speaker 1: resist me. You know what it is? It's your impatience,
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  Speaker 1: oh am, I impatience.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, it's your impatience.
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  Speaker 1: It's you going, I came over this now. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's more of the addictive nature in me.
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  Speaker 3: Get it in your mad dog, maybe.
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  Speaker 1: The same thing in my eyes. Yeah tomorrow, great tonight.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah you are.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to say, actually, why not.
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  Speaker 2: The problem is you'd roll on with the hangover tomorrow
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  Speaker 2: to be hellish and then you'd be good to go
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: No, you roll into it tomorrow and you just get
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  Speaker 3: straight back on it.
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  Speaker 2: You guys know, I'm worried about dying, to be honest
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  Speaker 2: with you, as I get older. Yeah, dying of what
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  Speaker 2: get drinking too much purse?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: They're sure.
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  Speaker 1: It's not going to it's not going to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't know. So anyway, it's going to be. It's great.
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  Speaker 2: I've talked to my other mate who's as older I see,
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  Speaker 2: you know, these a couple of years on me. So
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  Speaker 2: he's fifty two. God, he's an old mast. He's a
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  Speaker 2: shocking mast. Great, great man. You're going to love him.
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  Speaker 2: And but he's very happy about the plan about the
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  Speaker 2: get on it, take the day off and go and
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  Speaker 2: do some other shit around the joint. Not stay in
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  Speaker 2: your hotel room all day, Go out, go to a restaurant,
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  Speaker 2: eat some good food, have some nice drinks, but sort
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  Speaker 2: of just wrap it up early and not be and
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  Speaker 2: amongst the filth.
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  Speaker 3: Sounds lovely, you know, sounds lovely.
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  Speaker 1: So still be drinking JA So yeah, no, I know
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  Speaker 1: you will be, but I won't.
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  Speaker 2: But I won't be going well, who knows, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to go to the stadium and feel like
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  Speaker 2: I have to. You know, I feel like I've found
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  Speaker 2: felt like i'm previous years. I feel obliged that you
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  Speaker 2: have to go down to Keston Street every day, you
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  Speaker 2: have to go to the stadium every day.
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  Speaker 1: It's fuck.
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  Speaker 4: The tough part is is Caston Street because it's so
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  Speaker 4: awesome and overwhelming that three days in a row.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like by the end of it, you're just
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  Speaker 1: like it is great.
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  Speaker 2: But I would argue that certainly from my age, it's
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  Speaker 2: not great for three days. It's sort of like you
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  Speaker 2: feel like you've done.
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  Speaker 3: It for me. It's not great for ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: You hate it every time.
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  Speaker 3: I fucking hate it.
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  Speaker 2: It's so wors is your worst nightmare because it's all
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  Speaker 2: pretty much people that know who you are or a
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  Speaker 2: high percentage person have to want to have a chat. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: and there's just so so many people. Yeah, it's just
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  Speaker 2: packed it gunnals. So I'm all, what's that weird?
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  Speaker 3: Look at it?
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  Speaker 2: I will I will also say loves it at Caston
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  Speaker 2: that we've got we have to we've got the we
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  Speaker 2: should talk to them about this. I don't know why
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  Speaker 2: we like everyone wants to be at the Lord Alfred Pub,
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  Speaker 2: if that's what it's called, but we've got that other
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  Speaker 2: obligation somewhere else, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: And so it sort of baggers up the timing because
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, you should be doing that earlier and
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  Speaker 2: then going off to the Lord Alfred because last time
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  Speaker 2: we went there we got fucking terrible seats both times.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just going to go from there to the game.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not going to Keston Street.
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  Speaker 1: Do whatever you need je just go straight to the
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  Speaker 1: import man. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: No, the problem is you gonna have to walk through
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  Speaker 4: Keston Street to get to the game. So you're gonna
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  Speaker 4: have to take a taxi around the back.
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  Speaker 1: No, because it drops you off at the other end.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah, you'll see me on Friday for a brief time,
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  Speaker 3: Oh lucky me. And then you'll see me on Sunday.
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  Speaker 4: The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hurarchy They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'm going to see you Saturday as well
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  Speaker 1: a lot.
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  Speaker 4: No, you're not only all over you, mate, You're going
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  Speaker 4: to be me and you're hanging out Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to be well, I'll tell you what we
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  Speaker 3: can eat breakfast Keysy on Saturday.
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  Speaker 4: No, well, Saturday. My plan basically is Friday, Big Friday,
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  Speaker 4: Big Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Saturday, wake up.
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  Speaker 4: At like eight, head up Hoidy j see what he's doing,
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  Speaker 4: and then just sort of tag along with you for
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  Speaker 4: the rest of the day.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm just going to have my fat fellow warrior's
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  Speaker 2: head on game here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have a warriors up in my way
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  Speaker 1: around Brizzy. Fuck yeah, I want to be punching dark.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, over the course of the day, depending
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  Speaker 2: where I am, depending.
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  Speaker 1: On the vibe jays.
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  Speaker 3: So, how far do we know is the sort of
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  Speaker 3: CD the main metropolis from where we are, well.
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  Speaker 2: The river, yeah, sort of down around those ways is
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  Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes a walk.
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  Speaker 3: Oh fifteen minute war It's not oh well fuck, that's cool.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty good. In fact, I think that I
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  Speaker 1: had no idea. I thought it was I was setting
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  Speaker 1: up my thing the other day and yeah, she's pretty close.
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  Speaker 3: Oh well, that's great news.
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  Speaker 4: That's great news for me too, man, because obviously whatever
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  Speaker 4: you're doing, I'll be with you.
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  Speaker 3: I did eighteen thousand steps yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But they're tiny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they're probably like it's like they're like
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  Speaker 3: ten keysy Centerpede. They do say, you know, it depends
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  Speaker 3: on the link of your stride. Oh that's no.
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, though, that's fucking great news.
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  Speaker 3: They're I'm gonna have to fucking uber everywhere, mind you.
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  Speaker 3: It'll be on the old company account, won't it feel it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna get in cane the whole weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I know you are at a brothel, and good luck
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  Speaker 3: you don't bring that ship back. Good luck to you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is the.
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  Speaker 4: Issue I'm having is I'm worried that I'm just gonna
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  Speaker 4: be on my own doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Walk Jason, now, Pugsies Central States will be with you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, that's cool, man, that's really good. And and
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  Speaker 3: what it's down to the river and sort of shops
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  Speaker 3: and shipp.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got shops all all the way along there
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  Speaker 2: and heaps the bars. So that's where we're going to
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  Speaker 2: end up. And it's got quite a lot of bars here,
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  Speaker 2: so just gonna do it. Food looks good, It's going
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  Speaker 2: to be great, man, because I've spent no time. I
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  Speaker 2: have been here before. I've been there before for something else.
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  Speaker 2: I saw the Kiwis get pumped by Australia probably two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and one, right by about fifty points to six.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Nigel wa gonna drop the ball and we
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  Speaker 2: were giving it to the Aussies before the game.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Oh we got pumped.
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  Speaker 2: I've been at two of our biggest losses, that one
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  Speaker 2: which was a fucking disgrace. And then I took the
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  Speaker 2: dop from Avatar along to a same same fixture. We've
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  Speaker 2: got someone sent off in the first ten minutes and
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  Speaker 2: we lost I think fifty four now, fuck here fifty
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  Speaker 2: four now. Yeah, And I'm trying to explain to this
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  Speaker 2: American dop what rugby league is as.
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  Speaker 1: As well, is Mike just you guys getting your asses kicks?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah pretty much? Yeah for a while there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well this is the other thing too, because with
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  Speaker 3: the old Brizzie thing, because I've been there twice now
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  Speaker 3: and I couldn't tell you anything about Brisbane. No, so
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  Speaker 3: it's like this time I'm checking it out. I am
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  Speaker 3: on the hunt.
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  Speaker 1: I can tell you about Brisbane.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you just you do you keysy?
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  Speaker 4: Brisbane is a small sort of two hundred meters long
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  Speaker 4: road with about eight pubs on it, and this a
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  Speaker 4: stadium in one corner of a stadium, That's what it
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  Speaker 4: is to me. And then like sort of a grayish
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  Speaker 4: blackout period and then the hotel that you're in, that's right,
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  Speaker 4: and then somewhere in this haze natural year, No, it's
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  Speaker 4: a mince on toast cafe somewhere road there.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, can you remember? Can you remember what that place
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  Speaker 3: is called?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 4: But I remember where to go, right, I remember where
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  Speaker 4: to go. Fifteen minute walk from our hotel was who.
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  Speaker 1: Was in the art gallery? It was me.
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  Speaker 2: Pugs was like weird shot. Yeah for fucking moons? Yeah, yeh.
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  Speaker 1: Purchase. Yeah, he did a purchase.
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  Speaker 3: He did a purchase.
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  Speaker 2: I broke my jendles that was good ship. And I
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  Speaker 2: had my trainers that had the hole in the toe.
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  Speaker 1: That was the trip where you lost everything.
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  Speaker 3: I brought sunglasses for forty Bucks, just on the cheat
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  Speaker 3: and they broke in an hour.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it was like, yeah, fucking good one look forward
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  Speaker 1: to it.
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  Speaker 2: Fellers looking for outside with an old Australian farmer who
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  Speaker 2: was there for a conference here was from out that
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  Speaker 2: Queensland it's outside, and had a few gins and.
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  Speaker 1: A few darts with him.
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  Speaker 2: That's the hotel hour or so. Yeah, yeah, good chat, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's good ship, good old fellow. Was that Des deel
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  Speaker 2: Giddy I think his name was.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, this is a good show.
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  Speaker 4: It's for seven weekdays radio Hurducki