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If You Have These Things, You're Considered Upper Class · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I want to go back and talk about something we
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  Speaker 1: just talked about, but I want to elaborate more on it.
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  Speaker 1: It's Light FM, Cubby, Christine, producer Kristen. What were you
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  Speaker 1: saying now? There are certain things you could check off,
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  Speaker 1: and if you check off a lot of these, you're
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  Speaker 1: considered kind of rich?
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  Speaker 2: You're upper class and you may not know it.
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  Speaker 3: Upper class, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But I think you know it. But anyway, yeah, and
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  Speaker 2: this is like according to Money Digest. Like if you
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  Speaker 2: have a home cleaning service, a personal shopper, a full
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  Speaker 2: service groundskeeper, a private chef, a personal trainer, private security,
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  Speaker 2: a chauffeur.
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  Speaker 3: Now I have two of those things. Does that mean
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  Speaker 3: I'm rich?
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  Speaker 2: Which two?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I have a housekeeper and I have a landscaping
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  Speaker 1: company because I'm not going to cut the grass. Right.
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  Speaker 2: But you don't have like a housekeeper like Alice on
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  Speaker 2: Brady Bunch.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, like a live-in? No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, like I have. um, somebody coming every two weeks.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that doesn't count.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That doesn't make me upper class.
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  Speaker 3: You need someone that's there and making meals. Yes. Kind
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  Speaker 3: of clean it all day long.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, please.
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  Speaker 3: Making the bed.
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  Speaker 2: Please, please do that. Like with this universe here, you cubby,
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  Speaker 2: I need help. Um, yeah, I was just thinking if
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  Speaker 2: you could have one of those, you could only choose one.
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  Speaker 2: Which would it be? Would you want a private chef? See,
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  Speaker 2: Would you want a personal trainer?
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  Speaker 1: It'd be between that and a housekeeper. But the housekeeper,
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  Speaker 1: like you mentioned, like an Alice from Brady Bunch.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That could be a chef too.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, well, Alice did everything.
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  Speaker 3: She really did.
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  Speaker 2: She was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: And I always thought that the Brady Bunch had a
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  Speaker 1: cool house because they had a grill inside the kitchen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway. That was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry about that one.
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  Speaker 2: But no, that's okay. So if you had to choose one,
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  Speaker 2: I know, so you have housekeeping coming in like every
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  Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Yes. I think a lot of us
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  Speaker 2: do now.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going housekeeping?
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  Speaker 2: No. I said before I need a personal assistant.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you said that.
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  Speaker 2: I want one so bad.
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  Speaker 3: How about you, Kristen? What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: I want a nanny.
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  Speaker 3: You want a nanny.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, Kristen wants a nanny.
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  Speaker 3: Of course.
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  Speaker 2: That makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Well, text us at 44363 because we're going to pick
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  Speaker 1: somebody at random and give you what you asked for.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that would be really nice. Well, maybe if they
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  Speaker 2: want to chauffeur because, you know, you're good with getting
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  Speaker 2: the kids to their appointments and everything.
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  Speaker 3: And I did drive for Lyft for a whole two weeks. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you did? Can you believe that?
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  Speaker 2: What happened? Did you burn out or you just?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I realized that you don't know where you're going
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  Speaker 1: until you pick somebody up.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-huh.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought it'd be fun. This is before kids.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And I thought it'd be fun to just, because I
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  Speaker 3: like driving. Right.
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  Speaker 1: So my wife said, why don't you just do Uber
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  Speaker 1: or Lyft? I don't know why I picked Lyft, but
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  Speaker 1: I picked Lyft and they were fine. And I picked
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  Speaker 1: people up in my neighborhood. And you don't know where
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  Speaker 1: you're going until you get in the car and you
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  Speaker 1: hit a button. So you could be in New Jersey
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  Speaker 1: and boom, you got to go to Queens and you
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  Speaker 1: already have the person in your car.
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  Speaker 3: You can't cancel the ride.
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  Speaker 2: Get out.
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  Speaker 3: That was like six years ago.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't know if it's changed, but I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure you don't know the route you're going until they
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  Speaker 1: get in the car. But I did a lot of
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  Speaker 1: Newark runs. I had East Brunswick to Newark a lot,
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  Speaker 1: which I didn't mind that. But I'd be on the
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  Speaker 1: turnpike again at 4 o'clock, 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's stressful. That was stressful. But anyway.
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  Speaker 2: No, this would be a chauffeur, so it wouldn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: Where you want to go or what you want to do.
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  Speaker 2: This person is there.
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  Speaker 3: We look forward to hearing from you. Light FM.