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Hoppe Friday! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 4.17.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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Stand by. Emmanuel Archer, we all know, was playing
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Joy Taylor. So he was breaking rules. And he
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had the audacity to comment on the Diana Rossini
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thing. You're just projecting about yourself.
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What do we make of Diana Rossini resigning today?
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I apologize for all the thoughts that I have
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on this. Yeah, you want to plow her because you're
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a dung. But I have thoughts. A lot of them. First,
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let me start with this. Unfortunately, commentators
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in various media have engaged in self -feeding
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speculation that is simply unmoored from facts.
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Diana Rossini has made a living doing that. Yeah.
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You make a living being a baiter. Speculation?
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Because you suck at anything else. You suck at
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football and you suck at analysis. Media outlet?
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On athletes, on players, unmoored from facts.
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I think this is the nature of the social media
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beast in which we live in. So I believe Diana
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Rossini has made a living in that. So you would
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anticipate that she would probably be more equipped
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to handle what she has made a living doing. That's
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number one. Number two, you also have to acknowledge
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this is still a troublesome situation. Yeah,
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was it a troublesome situation when you were
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bang? For her family and for the Vrabel family.
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So acknowledging that. Yeah, especially the Vrabel
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family. Imagine being his kids. Number three,
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it doesn't look good. Did it look good when you
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were plowing Joy Taylor? It doesn't look good
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for several reasons. We didn't forget about that,
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bud. Everyone else might have, but I didn't.
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The first thing Diana Rossini came out and said
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was she was on a girl's trip. So rather than
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simply providing the photos of the other women
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at said hotel in Sedona, you resigned. Yeah.
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And you should have resigned. That's number one.
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Number two. If you did not do anything, why would
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you resign? Because it only makes it look like
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you're guilty as charged. That is a very good
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point from this moron. Once a year, you get a
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good point. Once a day, a broken clock is right.
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If a judge were to accuse an individual of murder,
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the individual wouldn't be like, you know what?
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Just throw the sentence at me, judge. I'm tired
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of people making fun of me on social media. I'm
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tired of your voice. Dude. How are you talking
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about someone's infidelity and someone just sleeping
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around when you did that to Joy Taylor? Now,
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granted, if I had a chance to plow Joy Taylor,
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would I? Yes! But how are you on some moral ground,
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Emmanuel Acho? You don't sleep. No, I'm innocent.
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So, this also doesn't appear good for Diana Rossini
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because... Did it appear good for you? Assuming
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you are telling the truth, why would you resign
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from a job, cost yourself money, your family
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money, your... Yeah, that poor family. Kids,
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money, why would you resign from a job? I'm sick
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of you, Emmanuel. Come on! And you think we all
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forgot about it, but we did not. Everyone else
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might have, but I'll call you out. You seem stupid.
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I don't look at Emmanuel and go, oh, what a genius
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he is. This is where it gets crazy. Brianna Chicken
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Fry made it about her. Because without Brianna
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Chicken Fry talking about other people, she has
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no talent and nothing going on besides ruining
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other people's lives when she's never the problem.
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Is this where the story ends? Nope. Someone else
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has entered the chat. Brianna Chicken Fry LaPaglia.
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Yeah, she's hot, but she's got that, like, crazy
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eyes. You just know you can't tell a secret to
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her at all. She never shut up! How did she get
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here? Well, in a series of posts on her Instagram
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stories on April 15th, Cooper alleged that LaPaglia,
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who previously worked at Barstool Sports, the
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company that initially produced her podcast,
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was contributing to the false narrative that
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she was a quote, mean girl. Yeah. Cooper wrote,
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this girl on girl needs to stop. While Alex tries
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to get her story together, let me address Brianna
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Chicken Fry. Yeah, Brianna Chicken Fry's nothing
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more or nothing less than a boring cloud chaser.
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Yeah, she's high, but all she does is talk about
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other people. She's the one that's got skeletons.
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Who is adding to the fake narrative and dog pile.
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Here are the facts. I have never met you in my
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life. The only communication we have ever had
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together is through DM. Yeah, you're a coward,
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Brianna. You think you're so important because
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Dave Portnoy kisses your ass. To prove her point,
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Cooper shared multiple alleged screenshots of
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their direct messages. Oh, yeah, you go, Alex.
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Which included supportive discussions about Barstool
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Sports founder Dave Portnoy and Brianna's ex,
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Zach Bryan. In a separate slide, Cooper doubled
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down on her thoughts, even bringing LaPollia's
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former collaborator, Grace O'Malley, Yeah, the
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one friend you actually had, honey. who joined
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Cooper's Unwell Network in December 2024 into
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the mix. She wrote on her story April 15th, I
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never invited you on Call Her Daddy. Back during
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the Zach Bryan situation, I sent you a message
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of support. We never spoke negatively of you.
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Nothing negative happened during that time between
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Unwell, myself, or you. Cooper continued, So
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speaking of mean girls, met you in my life what
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i just showed is the only interaction we've ever
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had and you hate me wow you know why she hates
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you alex because brianna chickenfry hates herself
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because she knows she's a talentless hot moron
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oh by the way alex uh earl supported by carlos
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jr Do people think I just like talking about
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this all day long? F*** no. It's traumatic. I
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have to relive things. Yeah, Lamar's really embarrassing.
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He was really good on the Lakers. He helped out
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Kobe. But now he's just a drug, maybe at least
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formerly drug addicted, but a loser! And an embarrassment
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to men. I have to talk about things that weren't
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fun in my life. I feel so dumb. I spent hours
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and time doing this documentary as a favor. I'm
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not paid. One penny. Yeah, that's kind of stupid,
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man. Chloe, she seems like such a sweet person,
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but she seems like she gets taken advantage of
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a little bit. I didn't do any, like, people are
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like, oh, I wonder how much she got paid. What?
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Everyone is, like, shocked. Like, how did the
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tune change so much? And I think it's changed
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just because he's seen the response. Yeah, yeah.
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Lamar Odom, like, I feel bad for him because
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he's mentally ill, but man, he gave Khloe no
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credit when she was the only person that cared
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about him. There's no guarantee that God's real
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or Jesus is real, but she was there for you.
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Oh, I'm going to attack her because she's getting
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so much love. Khloe Kardashian is speaking her
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mind when it comes to Lamar Odom. It's so weird
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seeing, they were showing a picture of what she
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looked like before. It's so weird how she transitioned,
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not into a man like her stepfather, but... The
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41 -year -old reality star, Dee, can hold back
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when talking about her ex -husband on the April
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15th episode of her podcast, Chloe in Wonderland,
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calling him out for how he's spoken about her
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since his Netflix documentary, Untold, The Death
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and Life of Lamar Odom, came out in March. In
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a candid conversation with her guest and best
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friend Malika Haque, Malika explains why she
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went back and forth about doing the documentary,
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explaining she ultimately did it, quote, as a
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favor to Lamar, noting it was hard to revisit
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his near -fatal overdose in 2015. I was asked
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by Lamar or Lamar's team, whatever you want to
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say, I was asked if I could do the documentary.
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I was contemplating because I'm like, I don't
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know if I want to do that. And also, I wanted
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to make sure it was handled in the best way.
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I said, I want to make sure this is a positive
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piece. I don't really want to go down this road
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if it's negative. He's been through enough negative.
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She cares about him more than he cares about
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himself. I turn the tune here. Everyone was like,
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no, it's amazing. It's going to be really positive.
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He's the one doing it. He's the one asking. I'm
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like, okay. Cool. Netflix then was like, we can't
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finish it without you. You're a big chapter.
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Sure. You know, you had a hard time finishing
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with all those drugs. I willingly do the Netflix
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thing for Lamar. I'm not getting paid one penny
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to do this. I have no dog in this fight. It doesn't
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matter to me if this documentary is made or not
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made. Well, Chloe, I'm sorry you went through
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that. Lamar will always be a loser. Oh, yeah.
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I wasn't even supposed to be here. Mm -hmm. But
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that's how addicted I am to entertaining you
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guys. And I'll be back on Sunday, but I'm going
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to Chicago and Minneapolis. It's going to be
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a turnt -up time. Mm -hmm. You know what I mean?
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Do you know what I mean? And now, back to the
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Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
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.7. door is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom
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and you're listening to hoppy hour welcome back
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to hoppy hour with ryan hoppy Yes, now. What?
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No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom, the
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whole program's gonna start. Okay, we'll hit
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it. All right. The semen was so big. And now
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for something completely different. Hoppy Hour
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starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This
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is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. The man who
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raps that intro, his name is Courtney Brown.
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And it's his birthday. He played for the Buccaneers.
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He's a successful realtor, a good dad, and a
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great rapper, KB the Great. I want to be him
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when I grow up. It's a time. Since we're going
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to Chicago, I'm going to Chicago, but you'll
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be hearing me do some shows from there. I had
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to, you know, do this. Yeah, say brag, brag Hey,
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hey, hobbies in the house Hands up, hands up,
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wild in the crowd Say I'll be your, be your Turn
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it loud, I got it Hey, hey, hobbies in the house
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Talk that talk, whatever Pull them all out From
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Chi -town blocks to the Tampa sun Better the
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truth, better start the run 6ix9ine, Big Mike,
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Big Talk Get up at the airport tomorrow. Well,
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not get up at the airport. Get up at my house.
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Get to the airport by 6 a .m. But it's kind of
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good that I'm having all these early mornings.
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Getting up to see my family next week. I'm so
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excited. I'm going to meet the 93X Half -Assed
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Morning Show up in Minneapolis. Alright. All
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right, let's see what's going on with Instagram.
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I don't feel like this is not going to be a two
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-hour show. Mm -hmm. I don't feel like being
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here all day. I need a little bit of sunshine
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before I go to the cold Midwest. All right. Cameron
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on the It Is What It Is podcast, I think is what
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it's called, doesn't understand why Kanye was
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upset over that weird cousin song. You know,
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he sucks dick. He was a teenager. And he was
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like, you know, I've seen people on the last
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episode was like, Cam, he was molested. He was
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molested. Yeah, but you can't be doing it to
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other people. Mm -hmm. My question is this. What?
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How are you molested? Yeah. If you're older than
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a person's dick, you suck it. I did. If you're
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14 sucking a 12 -year -old dick, is that molestation?
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I don't get it. What a delightful way to begin
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a show, right? Alright, I'm getting uncomfortable.
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And I'm sure you were too. Ah, here's Ronda Rousey
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saying Nate Diaz got high after their press conference.
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That was the question. Do you think there's just
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a fundamental difference in some people think?
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There's just a fundamental difference in some
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people think. I'm going to be completely honest
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with you. I shared a green room with Nate. Gosh,
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you're such a hottie. You actually beat my ass
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in bed. There you go. What do we got here? Offset
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posted a video letting us know that he's going
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to go bankrupt. Maybe you shouldn't owe people
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so much money, dawg. Fuck. How did you? Negativity.
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It's all positive. We push it forward. We push
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the PC. You know what I mean? What are you saying?
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You're speaking gibberish. I got announcements.
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You're speaking off set. Regarding tour. Got
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him. Working all logistics out, man. Y 'all come
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fuck with me. Happy birthday to me. It's how
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the fuck we coming, you know what I'm saying?
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Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Don't get
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what you're saying. Yeah. All right, man. What
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are you doing, you little bum? I know rappers
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cheat. You probably shouldn't have cheated on
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Cardi. She seemed aight. Aight. What do we got
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here? unhappy hour with ryan hopping rfk gets
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confronted by secretary and human services secretary
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um all right so let me see this person okay let's
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rewind this african -american woman i'm trying
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to figure out what her name is i'll figure it
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out when the video starts playing she confronts
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rfk about his comments on black children It's
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Ms. Sellwell. You suggested that black children
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on ADHD medication should be reparented. You
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said every... That's racist! Black kid is now
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just standardly put on Adderall, SSRI, Benzos,
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which are known to induce violence. And that
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those children are going to have to go somewhere
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to get reparented. So to be clear... It doesn't
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make any sense. I don't even know what it means.
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I don't either. That's why I'm asking. You don't
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want to say it, moron. And by the way... So to
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be clear... By the way... I used to snort coke
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all the time. Doctor, you have no medical degree
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and you have no formal medical training. You
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have never parented a boy. 24 of the 26 HHS secretaries
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have not had... Shut your ass. You're stupid.
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You cheated on Cheryl Hines. I'll plow her for
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you. Mm -hmm. Akon wants to perform at the Super
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Bowl. You could also carry a Super Bowl. Do you
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feel that way? Carry it. Carry it. You're not
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going to be elected. Don't let me out. Jay -Z.
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All the way out. All right, man. You do you.
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You do you, Akon. Remember when he created that
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city and the other side of the room and it was
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like a failure? Mm -hmm. Young Thug was nearly
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arrested and sent back to jail for... Driving
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with a suspended license and going 83 in a 45.
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Yeah, I used to feel bad for rappers when they
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get pulled over. But, dude, why are you not behaving?
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Are you that much of a sociopath? Mm -hmm. You
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want to go back to prison? You're getting a citation.
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You are going 83. All right, that's perfect.
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You can be arrested. I'm not giving you a ticket
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for that. I'm just giving you your license is
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suspended. I'd like to suspend. Yeah. It says,
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uh, yeah. It says from down here. I'm always
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rooting for young thug, but it makes it kind
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of hurt. Uh, 11, 24, 25, uh, financial responsibilities.
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Financial? Yeah. Maybe child support or, um,
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give me a face or, um, insurance. I'm not sure.
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There you go. How long until he's in prison?
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I'm not rooting for her. That, like, young thug.
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Lifestyle. That was one of his songs. Here is
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Alabama Barker in neon. She gets upset with him
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for not spending more time with her off air.
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Yeah, Masha does not give you energy. When are
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you going to come out with me, like, and stay
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out until, like, 7 a .m.? Oh, yeah, you know,
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she's just, you know. Dirty thing late night.
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You know, she's just getting plowed. Oh, they're
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just demolishing her. You know? I mean, what
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else you do with those seven of them? You know
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what they're doing? They're doing the wild thing.
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Let's call them this. Stand there. You gotta
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dance. You gotta go. She's pretty much saying,
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if you want to bang me, you gotta put in a little
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bit of effort. You can't just be sending me new
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flowers. Braxton Berrios was seen with a new
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blonde who looks just like Taylor Frankie Paul.
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The Nancy Guthrie case has come to a halt. I
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would say it has. Christina Applegate has been
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hospitalized. That's not good. Charlie Kirk's
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alleged shooter, the bullet matched the gun.
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Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota had a text message
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where he was trying to get laid with her. You
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know, she's fun and good. You know how she does
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that thing now when she's giving head and she
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like rolls her eyes and she doesn't want to be
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there. You want to hear the police call from
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this year between Taylor, Frankie, Paul? Because
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that video was from three years ago. But do you
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want to hear the police call between her and
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the 911 operator? She might be one of the craziest
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women out there. She's iron mind. She's a crazy
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broad. You don't want to mess her. or she'll
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ruin your life and ride you at the same time
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and give you the time of your life. Oh, this
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has been the time of my life. I'm really delirious
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right now because I'm about to leave Florida
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for eight days. All right, here's the phone call.
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Like you said, you wanted us to talk to your
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attorney. I just wanted, like I said, our concern
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was making sure you were okay from the get -go.
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You're doing okay? Yeah, I guess if you got a
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report of, you know, from the other person. She's
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a brat. You're checking if I'm okay, which I
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know his story is not accurate. Oh, shut your
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ass, honey. You're fast. Yes, that kind of confuses
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me as well. There was some concerns that there
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was an injury to you, and that was we were checking
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that you wanted to come to your house to make
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sure you weren't injured in any way, and then
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kind of go from there. All right. All right,
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I am. Everyone's actually, we'll save this for
20:46
side check news. Give me a second. Let's see
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this here. What's going on with this right here?
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Unhappy hour. Ten. on TNZ. Okay, breaking news.
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It appears that Donald Trump gave Taylor Frankie
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Paul Teflon for Christmas because she wants to
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bang around with his little sonny. He is totally
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skating on this allegation of domestic violence.
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She totally got away with it. Why? Because she's
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a hot ass woman. I never want to hear a woman
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again complain about double standards. You got
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it good, honey. Is not going to be prosecuted
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for the fights she and Dakota Mortensen got into
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in February. They have a hearing for which one
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of them gets a permanent restraining order. When
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people go, I would say get Taylor Frankie Paul
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away from that kid. I would have joint therapy.
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It's like crazy, bro. Psychologists should be
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able to issue restraining orders. You want to
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give them legal power? My last therapist vaped
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during session. So TMZ DC was out. Jacob here
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with TMZ. And we got Congressman Richie Torres.
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Jacob hit him with, why don't you pass ICE funding?
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It's House Republicans. were the remaining obstacle.
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But that side... Oh my God, it's what they...
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Oh, there! They blame the other side. Shut your
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ass! You're just as guilty, you scum, man. Steps
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to the question. Jacob decides to persist as
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Jacob crosses the street and worries he's going
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to get hit by a car. I don't want to get hit.
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He is the most accident -prone person I've ever
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seen in my life. He's run into so many doors
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in the last two months. Two windows and a fire
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hydrant. Sandra Bullock, she joined Instagram.
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She's already got 4 million followers. And she
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only has two things up. It's clearly to promote
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her new movie. Her and Nicole Kidman are doing
22:30
press for Practical Magic 2, which... Alright,
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I don't care, honey. I don't care about a movie!
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Not at all. This guy right here is an idiot.
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Happy Hot Topic! Our monitors take us to Kentucky
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where a feel -good lottery story takes another
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dark turn. A man who won a massive Powerball
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prize last year has now been arrested for a third
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time. CBS News correspondent Chanel Call joins
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us live right now. Chanel, what do we know about
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James Farthing's newest trouble with the law?
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What's his last name? Well, Lugo, this is someone
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who made that... James Farthing? Sounds like
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farting. ...headlines last year after winning
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that massive Powerball jackpot. He won $167.
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million dollars so certainly a large pot of money
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right this by the way his third time being arrested
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since winning that sociopath dumb kentucky redneck
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jackpot Lexington police say, Mugo, that on Saturday,
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they believe that he broke into someone's home
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and he stole $12 ,000 worth of cash. He was found
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at a gaming facility. He was arrested there by
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police. And police also say, Mugo, that they
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found marijuana in his car. Oh, yeah. Honey,
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I was getting hurt. Oh, he was arrested for second
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degree burglary and for possession of marijuana.
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I don't feel bad for him. Ruin your life. I'll
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take your money, you dumbass. Rick Moranis is
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back and so is Dark Helmet. I love him. He just
24:05
represents the 90s, man. Buster's icon makes
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a rare public appearance at CinemaCon 2026. His
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first red carpet in nine years. As he gears up
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for his big screen return in over three decades.
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Joining his original Spaceballs co -stars Bill
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Pullman and... Alright, so they're back. I don't
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really care. I kind of care. A little bit. What
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about this? Happy Hot Topic! Fans are calling
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out the Fockers. Ariana Grande stars in the upcoming
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Fock... Remember how edgy that was? The movie
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was called Fockers. Get it? ...Focker -in -Law
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movie as Olivia Jones, alongside Robert De Niro,
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Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Blythe Danner, and
24:51
Terry Polo reprising their roles from the previous
24:53
three films in the beloved franchise. The 32
24:57
-year -old plays a former FBI negotiator who's
24:59
meeting her boyfriend Henry Fokker's family for
25:01
the first time, though Ben's character, Greg
25:04
Fokker, becomes suspicious of her intentions.
25:09
All right, so they're playing music and I can't
25:20
play the trailer anyway. It's probably copywriting.
25:21
Mm -hmm. Sorry. Megan Trainor is taking a break.
25:29
Less than three months after she and husband
25:31
Daryl Sabara welcomed daughter Mikey, the All
25:34
About That Bass singer shared in an Instagram
25:36
story April 16th that she took way too much Zympic.
25:40
It made the difficult decision to cancel her
25:44
upcoming Get In Girl tour that was set to kick
25:47
off June 12th in Michigan. She says, quote, balancing
25:50
the release of a new album, preparing for a nationwide
25:52
tour and probably because of the ticket sales,
25:54
honey. Welcoming our new baby girl to our growing
25:56
family of five has just been more than I can
25:59
take on right now. All right, you figure it out.
26:02
Maybe I shouldn't have had a kid. What about
26:05
this? Singer David, whose real name is... This
26:11
music sucks! And he's a moron. David Anthony
26:15
Burke has been arrested in the Celeste Rivas
26:18
Hernandez case. LAPD says in a statement April
26:21
16th, detectives from Los Angeles Police Department
26:25
Robbery Homicide Division have arrested David
26:27
Burke. Man, I hope they got him enough rocks.
26:31
Solid case, because it took forever. A 21 -year
26:33
-old resident of Los Angeles for the murder of
26:36
Celeste Rivas Hernandez. Rest in peace, princess.
26:39
I am so sorry that happened to you. Your family
26:41
failed you. Happy Hot Topic! And I will strike
26:49
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious
26:52
anger those who attempt to poison and destroy
26:57
my brothers. And I will strike down upon thee
27:00
with great vengeance and furious anger those
27:02
who attempt to capture and destroy my brother.
27:06
A recent speech from Pete Hegseth may sound familiar
27:09
to movie fans. The Secretary of Defense cited
27:13
a Bible verse when speaking at a Pentagon worship
27:16
service on April 15th, but the scripture he quoted
27:19
appeared to resemble an embellished version made
27:22
famous in Quentin Tarantino's 1994 classic, Pulp
27:26
Fiction. What a loser. Ezekiel 2517. They call
27:30
it CSAR 2517. Ha ha ha ha! He should quote Idiocracy.
27:37
That would make more sense. I like money. Howdy.
27:41
7 -Eleven plans to close 645 stores across North
27:44
America. That's a lot of stores, man. That's
27:48
Trump's America. This year, the Japanese company
27:52
that owns 7 -Eleven says some of the convenience
27:54
stores will be converted to wholesale fuel stores.
27:57
That sounds good. Not at all. And then there's
28:01
this. On the Money Watch, Trader Joe's is paying
28:03
more than $7 million to settle a class action
28:06
lawsuit over receipts. The lawsuit argues the
28:10
grocery store chain printed too much credit and
28:12
debit card information on its receipts. All right.
28:16
That's definitely out of bad intentions. Mm -hmm.
28:19
No! Happy Hot Topic! Neighbors have been left
28:24
completely speechless after a garbage truck dumped
28:27
an entire load of trash on a driveway. And that's
28:31
not the type of load you want to dump. First,
28:34
the driver unlatches the truck's rear door and
28:37
out falls a pile of debris. But that's nothing
28:41
compared to what's about to happen. He goes back
28:44
to the cab of the truck, pulls a lever, and unloads
28:48
the entire contents onto the driveway. It's a
28:51
mountain of junk. I love that sound. As he pulls
28:54
away from the driveway, you can see debris covering
28:57
the sidewalk as well. The owner of the garbage
29:01
hauling business says he made repeated efforts
29:03
to get the $700 bill paid. But he says the tenant
29:07
never paid. So he decided to empty the dumpster
29:11
right there in the driveway. That's one of those
29:16
impulsive moves where you're like, I'm okay with
29:18
getting in trouble. For non -payment. What happened
29:21
as you tried to process the payment? We tried
29:23
to collect the payment. Damn! Make sure we don't
29:26
call ICE! But... I mean, the car doesn't sit
29:29
clean. The cops were called and ordered the dumpster
29:32
driver to clear the sidewalk. But he wasn't made
29:37
to remove the trash he dumped onto the driveway.
29:40
That's the trashiest story I've ever heard. Get
29:44
the joke on. It's hilarious. We're all laughing
29:48
and laughing. This is not funny. Surveillance
29:51
video shows a school principal taking down a
29:54
gunman who entered the school building in Oklahoma.
29:58
Lawyers for Pauls Valley Public Schools released
30:01
the video to the public. They say it shows Pauls
30:04
Valley High School principal Kirk Moore tackle
30:07
the suspect identified as 20 -year -old Victor
30:10
Lee Hawkins. Loser! You're a rough 20. Investigators
30:16
say Hawkins entered the school and pointed a...
30:19
Small penis loser. firearm at two students while
30:22
he didn't fire on them they say he did shoot
30:26
principal more as he was tackling him to a bench
30:29
all right good job on the principal Anne Hathaway
30:34
details an enchanting moment with Taylor Swift.
30:37
The actress promoting her new thriller Mother
30:40
Mary during a recent appearance on The Late Show
30:42
with Stephen Colbert reveals how the pop superstar
30:45
inspired her new film. You mentioned Taylor Swift,
30:49
but how did she influence this? Oh, well, I mean,
30:52
she was just kind of like... God, Anne Hathaway
30:55
is such a hot piece of ass. Like an angel that,
30:58
like... Got some sexy hair. I felt like it was
31:01
over our heads all the time. And ads director
31:03
David Lowery is a big Swifty and... All right,
31:06
there you go. Can you tell I'm not trying to
31:08
be here all day? Mm -hmm. This next headline
31:11
represents how the companies are screwing us
31:16
over. Happy Hot Topic! Let's bring in ABC News
31:21
legal analyst Brian Buckmeyer for more on the
31:23
ruling. Brian, they reported $1 .72 per ticket.
31:28
Why that amount? Yeah, so it's not that they
31:29
went in exactly and said, you know what, I think
31:31
it's not $1 .71. I don't think it's $1 .73. I
31:34
think it's, no. $1 .72. Yeah. What they're doing
31:36
is they're breaking it down because they're looking
31:37
at the number of venues that were sold these
31:40
tickets, right? Not to brokers, but to actual
31:42
individual fans who had purchased. And 72. Yeah,
31:47
so what they're doing is they're breaking it
31:48
down because they're looking at the number of
31:49
venues that were sold these tickets, right? Not
31:52
to brokers, but to actual individual fans who
31:55
had purchased. And only in certain states for
31:57
the last five years. And of those 257 venues
32:00
that they're looking at, it's actually 20 % of
32:02
Ticketmaster and Live Nation sales. And based
32:05
on the math that they did, they come down to
32:07
approximately $1 .72 per ticket, which actually
32:11
is $150 million in the aggregate. This is what
32:14
Live Nation believes and when you have a case
32:16
like this they treble or triple the damages so
32:18
we're talking about almost 500 million dollars
32:21
they could be losing here so live nation also
32:23
settled with the department of justice for 280
32:25
million dollars all right live nation can kiss
32:29
my ass and i hope they enjoy it it's tall and
32:31
flabby i like that line get out of there kiss
32:37
my ass i'm tall and flabby You like that? You
32:41
think it's hilarious? You think it's funny in
32:44
the club? I think it's quite funny. That's why
32:46
I said it. What do I want to do here? Oh, by
32:52
the way, I want to let you know, you should be
32:54
grateful that I even did a show. Why do I say
32:58
that? Man, God bless Spotify. I know they pay
33:01
their artists like two cents a year or whatever,
33:04
but yesterday. I was dealing with Spotify IT
33:08
for like four fucking hours. They're nice, but
33:11
they kept like going, oh, we're about to go on
33:12
break. Let me send it to this person. And then
33:14
this person had to read the whole transcript.
33:16
The show was not uploading. I had to like upload
33:18
it and re -upload it like four times. So be grateful
33:21
that I'm here. Newsflash, happy hour, got the
33:36
tea spilling Raw's and Kardashian's dumb nepo
33:39
villains Crowns made of clout, castles built
33:41
on fame Reality's a circus, everybody's fair
33:44
game Paparazzi snappin', black lions in the zoo
33:47
Golden spoons in their mouths, they don't chew
33:49
No hustle, just a hand -me -down throne Earn
33:53
nothing, but they claim the zone Royal family,
33:56
Kardashian crew Nothing new, just the same old
34:00
view Naples babies ridin' on a silver spoon Turn
34:04
the dial Hoppy's breakin' the tune Boy, your
34:06
family, Kardashian crew Nothin' new, just the
34:10
same old view Maple babies ridin' on a silver
34:13
spoon Turn the dial, Hoppy's breakin' the tune
34:17
King Charles with his face on a pound, but no
34:20
way to the wisdom, just a hollow sound. Kim's
34:22
empire, make up them scandals, selling us drama
34:26
like lit birthday candles. Suits and tiaras,
34:29
fake realities bloom, from Buckingham halls to
34:32
Calabasas rooms. Hoppy's mic sharp, cut through
34:35
the facade, dropping bars heavy, no applause
34:37
for the fraud. Radio waves, truth in the static,
34:41
calling out the fakes. Systematic, from palaces
34:44
to mansions, all the same. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6.
34:59
49 -0. 8 -5 -6. 1 -9 -4. 6 -7 -7 -3. You tweeted
35:06
me at RyanHobbyRadio. You can always email me.
35:09
RyanHobbyRadio at gmail .com. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
35:21
Kendall, you never ever want to be in my TikToks.
35:25
Kylie Jenner using Coachella to call out big
35:28
sis Kendall as God, I would plow her in one of
35:30
those, you know, eyes. She goes full content
35:34
creator mode at the music fest. I'm having so
35:39
much fun. Kylie documenting her crew's Bieberchella
35:42
adventures, hitting up Weekend One and all its
35:44
activations, including an outpost for Kendall's
35:47
tequila brand. You're my good sister. The kid.
35:54
Although I couldn't drink too much or I would
35:56
not be able to perform. I learned on my Valentine's
36:00
Day date 11 years ago in 2015 from Rover's Morning
36:03
Glory. Do not drink tequila. If you plan on having
36:07
sex, especially if a condom has to be on. I mean,
36:10
not a lot of people can say that they work with
36:12
their family every single day. All right. And
36:15
then there's this timeline. Prince Andrew might
36:18
be losing some more of his awards. And then there's
36:21
this. Happy Hot Topic! Carrie and Meghan Markle
36:25
are getting candid about the real cost of their
36:28
past royal life. Oh, no. Shut your ass. You're
36:32
fine compared to the everyday average Joe. After
36:35
my mom died just before my 13th birthday, I was,
36:38
I don't want this job. I don't want this role,
36:40
whatever it was. You know what? Life's too short.
36:43
I don't want to hear this moron. Time. All right.
36:47
Time for everyone's favorite segment, which has
36:49
been really active lately. Sometimes it happens
36:51
four times a week. Sometimes it happens once
36:54
a month. Side chick news. You click the key,
37:24
now you get the whole thermos The libs playing
37:26
games, yeah, acting like they saints Got a whole
37:28
spouse home, still sliding to the dates Screenshots
37:31
saved, little goodnight, babe Then they on a
37:34
yacht pick, trying to hide the face From the
37:36
field to the runway, everybody frontin' Posting
37:39
healing energy, while they DM huntin' Scrolling
37:42
through the gram, all I see is double lies You
37:44
can't tag the man, but you tag the watch he buys
37:47
It's that side check news, side check news Ryan
37:50
Hoppy gon' choose Oh, yeah. What do we got here?
38:11
Right here. Chrissy Freud is speaking out after
38:16
the sports writer slammed journalist Diana Rossini,
38:19
who resigned from The Athletic amid accusations
38:21
of a romance with New England Patriots head coach
38:24
Mike Vrabel. She was let go from her job with
38:27
USA Today Sports. The company explaining in part
38:30
in an April 16th statement, quote, her recent
38:32
statements do not reflect our commitment to professionalism
38:35
or uphold our principles of ethical conduct.
38:39
Following her firing, Freud, who is an independent
38:42
contractor, told E! News, quote, Ah, so she was
38:45
really expendable. Mm -hmm. I'm so disappointed.
38:50
I've been with this network for so long and I
38:52
chose to say one thing about a woman for something
38:54
unethical she did. I'm still in disbelief. All
38:57
right, well, you can be a co -host of Hoppy Hour
39:00
for free. And then here's everyone's favorite
39:02
side chick. Not as Kristen Abbott. She said Chris
39:08
Martin never checked in on her after she was
39:11
caught, you know, banging the boss as she was
39:15
the head of HR. Mm -hmm. Why would Chris Martin
39:18
check on you? He literally called you guys out
39:20
for infidelity. You are a cloud chasing loser.
39:23
Can you imagine the moment when you peaked in
39:25
life is when you got caught cheating, when you
39:28
got caught, you know, committing infidelity.
39:30
That means you're washed up. You got no time.
39:35
You got nothing else to talk about. And you're
39:37
boring. That was a great speech. Thank you. I'm
39:43
sure it was such an inspiration. speech about
39:46
ruining relationships. Has Chris Moore never
39:49
reached out to you? No, never. He's too busy
39:53
banging more hotter women than you. You look
39:57
like a sex doll. You're a walking sex doll. Would
40:02
you still go to a concert? Um, no. I don't even
40:08
know how you can get turned on being around a
40:10
woman at a Coldplay concert and give me whiskey,
40:12
dude. It'd be so boring. It's the opposite of
40:14
sexy. Coldplay or any concert? Coldplay. No,
40:17
I'm all set. All set? Yeah. All right. You did
40:19
a great speech. I really liked it. Ha ha, you're
40:21
dumb. I bet the speech sucked. Oh, you know she
40:24
sucks. Ah, she's the worst. Drives me nuts. Time
40:28
for Hoppy's Hoops. Go. So here's an interesting
40:47
stat. We all know that Kawhi Leonard won a championship
40:50
with the Spurs. Two of them. And then he won
40:53
with the Raptors seven years ago. In 2020, in
40:56
the Clippers, he was eliminated in the second
40:58
round. 2021, eliminated in the Western Conference
41:01
Finals. 2022, eliminated in the play -in. And
41:04
then 2023 through 2025, eliminated in the first
41:08
round. And then this year, eliminated in the
41:10
play -in. So that's no good! He was supposed
41:15
to take over LA! Which he did not, man. Mm -hmm.
41:20
He did. The opposite is that. Man, I'm going
41:25
to have tonight's Warriors game on, but it's
41:27
going to be hard to watch. Why? Because I've
41:29
got to be at the airport at 6 a .m., but I'll
41:31
still have it on. I'll probably end up watching
41:32
it. Mm -hmm. Here's Draymond Green. Here is Kawhi
41:39
Leonard discussing Draymond Green and then Draymond
41:43
Green's response. Oh, man. After the Warriors
41:53
eliminated the Clippers from playoff contention,
41:56
Kawhi had this to say about Draymond. And when
42:03
hearing what Kawhi said about him, Draymond showed
42:08
love back to him. Of you, Hall of Fame defender,
42:15
it was hard to even get shots up. A, what does
42:17
that mean to you that he called you that? And
42:19
B, how did you prepare for this? I mean, you've
42:21
played him since he was on the Spurs, right?
42:23
You defended him so many times. Did you go back
42:25
and watch all those other games? Or how did you
42:28
prepare for this? Or is it just ingrained in
42:30
you? You know, when you've played someone so
42:32
many times like we have, you know, he know me,
42:35
I know him. But I definitely watch a lot of film.
42:38
But more so... of him this year because it's
42:42
a different quad. Yeah, he's balling out. Here's
42:45
Al Horford talking about stuff being in his ear.
42:49
for me um you know i just gotta i gotta give
42:52
the glory to the lord on that because on this
42:56
on this whole season for me because it's been
42:58
you know it's been a challenge uh you know in
43:00
different ways uh with injuries and things with
43:03
the team and they figured it out and there's
43:05
this lamella bull was fined thirty five thousand
43:08
dollars for tripping bam out of barrow and an
43:10
extra twenty five thousand dollars for swearing
43:12
in his postgame interview the player was also
43:14
upgraded to a flagrant foul and in his postgame
43:16
interview said he would apologize to man these
43:18
guys cannot stop swearing. LaMelo, Anthony Adams.
43:23
Bam, but when he went to apologize, Bam was in
43:25
the shower. This also isn't the first time LaMelo
43:27
tried to trip Bam, but here's what Bam had to
43:29
say about the play. Bam, a two -part question
43:31
that I figure you figure is coming. One, we just
43:34
wanted to update on how are you feeling after
43:36
leaving with a back injury and two, your thoughts
43:39
on what LaMelo did and how the officials handled
43:43
it and how the NBA handled it after the fact.
43:49
Obviously, I'm still walking, so I'm okay. But
43:54
I think the officials handled it, I guess, by
44:00
the rule book. I feel like it'll be a change
44:05
at some point because it doesn't make sense.
44:09
Yeah, either LaMelo didn't know what he was doing
44:11
with his hands or he was being dirty. Since that
44:14
three or four plays can go by and you can review
44:18
a three -point. There you go. All right, it's
44:22
time for Tampa Bay. Actually, let's do radio
44:25
news. Hey, y 'all. Hey, y 'all. Oh yeah, Howard
44:42
Stern's former assistant demands millions over
44:46
hush -style work environment. Man, I should sue
44:50
Mike Calton and Rover. If you can't deal with
44:54
a hush -style work environment, I'm kidding,
44:56
they're great. Same with Ian Beckles. Now they're
45:04
saints! We about to go live. Tampa Bay News is
45:15
the place we arrive. From the beach to the bay
45:17
and the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter
45:20
than the Florida grooves. Tampa Bay News, we
45:22
making it spin. First up at 10, we're just months
45:38
away from the midterm elections. Here they come.
45:41
And the state's gubernatorial race, of course.
45:43
Well, nearly 40 % of Americans are pretty frustrated
45:46
with their nation's two -party system. They have
45:48
been for decades. Well, tonight, Florida attorney
45:50
John Morgan is looking to launch a brand new
45:53
political party. All right, what is it called?
45:55
The Rich Dumb Boomers? Well, tonight... We are
46:00
getting a closer look at the negotiations for
46:02
a new Tampa Bay Rays stadium. Hillsborough County
46:04
leaders are weighing a multi -billion dollar
46:07
deal, as well as how to pay for that. Yeah, this
46:10
is a big scam. We all know I called out, but
46:13
the Rays just want us to pay for it. Because
46:17
they're so cheap. Proposal comes with a fast
46:19
-approaching deadline. News channel is George
46:21
McArthur. There's always been a deadline. Mm
46:23
-hmm. There was a deadline when it came to, you
46:27
know, the Ybor thing. And it's just a scam. It's
46:31
live in Tampa with Details, Georgia. What up,
46:33
baby? Yeah, Keith, after months of negotiating
46:37
behind closed doors, county commissioners are
46:40
finally pulling back the curtain and allowing
46:42
the public to physically put their... What the
46:44
hell's going on in the background there? You
46:45
hear that? It sounds like madness. ...the curtain
46:47
and allowing the public to physically put their
46:50
eyes on this funding plan. Was that when the
46:52
shooting was going on in Tampa? Jesus Christ.
46:54
That includes taking the money from multiple
46:56
sources, which most importantly, taxpayer dollars.
46:59
A new stadium for the Rays with a price tag of
47:03
more than $2 billion. For a team that barely
47:06
makes it into the playoffs and they don't care
47:08
about you. And all media locally is so whipped.
47:13
Then I'll say it for you. Now front and center
47:15
at the county level. $2 .3 billion is a lot of
47:19
money for a ballpark. Yeah, what about fixing
47:21
up the Bay Area that has not been fixed since
47:24
the hurricane a year and a half ago? Not a baseball
47:27
team we don't care about. A lot of people have
47:30
questioned whether it really needs to be that
47:32
expensive. Yeah, I don't think so. Maybe $400
47:35
million. Figure it out, kid, baby! And if it
47:38
does, we need to see why. And if it doesn't,
47:41
the savings could easily be used to help satisfy
47:45
some of these gaps. You don't say! So pretty
47:56
much we're getting screwed. But another option
47:58
raising concerns using reserve funds connected
48:01
to property taxes. All right, you know what?
48:04
Kiss my ass. Very, very important in something
48:07
like this that we protect the taxpayer. And I
48:12
think that your requirement that the county not
48:16
be burdened with the development risk going forward
48:21
is a very, very important component of this negotiation.
48:24
I love politicians like him. They speak their
48:26
mind. Why? Because the Rays barely care about
48:30
being here and they're making us pay for our
48:32
team. that doesn't even want to pay for players.
48:34
Man, funk that. Right now, a Tampa man is behind
48:39
bars facing more than 100 counts related to child
48:43
pornography. Deputies say that, ah, man, you
48:46
know, there's no fixing, you know, pedophiles.
48:48
There's only one way to do it. Mm -hmm. Electric
48:52
chair. They searched the home of Anton's Bravo,
48:55
tracking illegal downloads to a cedar tray circle
48:58
address. Bravo tried to destroy several devices,
49:02
but they did recover evidence. Bye, bitch! Mm
49:05
-hmm. I have no room for pedophiles. Mm -hmm.
49:12
Elderly couple says the burial plots they paid
49:15
for at a Tampa cemetery nearly 20 years ago are
49:17
no longer there. Oh, no. Let's go somewhere else
49:21
to have the maggots eat your body. And finally...
49:25
Florida Attorney General is making a stand against
49:28
AI use. His off... Oh, yeah, I use it all the
49:31
time. It's my homie. We're hanging on the club.
49:34
Mm -hmm. You know, you're just doing your thing.
49:38
You're just hanging on. Like, how do I talk to
49:40
this person? I wish I was kidding. I'm a little
49:43
awkward in public. Me being awkward? No way!
49:50
Office is launching an investigation into OpenAI
49:52
and its product. JackGPT, claiming the chatbot
49:56
may have helped a man carry out a mass shooting.
49:58
Yeah, JackGPT needs to figure out how to not
50:02
do stuff like that. It's very easy to convince.
50:05
Oh! Oh! Static crackle mic pops for hours. is
50:17
hoppy Cleveland skyline foggy steel mills choppy
50:20
city on the Cuyahoga hearts heavy level sloppy
50:23
radio waves carry tales but they ain't glossy
50:26
concrete jungle potholes where dreams collapse
50:28
downtown echoes the cabs and faded cabs past
50:31
the preaching hustle corner kids trading maps
50:34
where the vibes Midwest but the struggle overlaps
50:37
Cleveland news where the truth gets raw rust
50:40
belt blues every crack every flaw until it takes
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no sugar no drop Hoppy on the mic spittin' facts,
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no law. Back alleys whisper, still grit in the
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air. Hoppy pullin' cards, city troops lay bare.
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Bar sharper than the skyline, no time to spare.
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Opinions heavy as the lake, but he don't care.
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Radio days, static hum in the booth. Voice boomin'
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through the speakers, hittin' with the truth.
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Tower city shadows, echoin' the youth. Uncut,
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unpolished, Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens,
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no rose tint. Just grind every segment, a slice
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of Cleveland's mind from the flats. Build it,
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unbothered, done, refined. Happy Hot Topic! A
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new kind of entertainment experience, and it's
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coming right to the heart of downtown Cleveland,
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right across from Rocket Arena. Construction
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is already underway. Katie Tercik has our story,
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first to four. Doubles hit the ground this morning
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in Cleveland's Gateway District, marking the
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start of something the city has never seen before.
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Cosm, a global immersive entertainment company,
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is building its fifth venue in the world right
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here, across the street from Rocket Arena. Inside,
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fans will sit before a massive 12K LED dome display,
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the largest Cosm has ever built, about 20 % bigger
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than any other location. The Dome alone seats
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up to 650 people with room for up to 1 ,500 across
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the entire three -floor venue. The experience
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courtside seats for a game. And the shared reality
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experience is not just sports. Cosm Cleveland
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will also host movies, musical events, and large
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-scale watch parties. You know they're going
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to go there a lot in Cleveland because there's
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like nothing else to do besides drinking. Mm
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-hmm. Parties for events like the Super Bowl
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and World Series. Cosm's CEO and president, Jeb
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Terry Jr., says it's the closest fans will ever
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get to being there. All right, there you go.
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It enters us. We have an update now on a disturbing
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case after a New York man is pleaded guilty to
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the rape and severe abuse of his 11 -month -old
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infant daughter. A word of warning, this story
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is graphic. Prosecutors say the child survived
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what they described as prolonged abuse inside
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an Ohio hotel. At the time, 38 -year -old Jason
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Santos was living at a Springfield Township Red
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Roof Inn. Officers found the baby unresponsive,
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but she did survive. Here's how you fix that
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electric chair, that motherfucker. Bye, bitch!
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You make Cleveland look bad. Well, Cleveland
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makes Cleveland look bad, let's be honest. I
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can do this all day. Here's what's going on with
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the show. If you couldn't get drunk and paint
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yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might
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realize, I live in Cleveland. How the hell did
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this happen? Did I used to eat babies in a former
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life? And then you look around your tiny little
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house that you can't afford because of the mortgage
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crisis and your horrible little floppy kids will
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have diabetes by the time they're eight because
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they live on corn. Do you regret anything that
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you said about Cleveland? I didn't say anything
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at all. You like it? You think Cleveland's cool?
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I mean, I never heard anybody say, I'm going
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What's so great about Cleveland? What's so great
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about Cleveland? on the outside, whether you're
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white, or black, or Sasquatch, even. As long
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as you follow your dreams, no matter how crazy
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or against the law it is. Except for Sasquatch.
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If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different.
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Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak. That's
56:37
all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm one
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of those guys who can't wait to get to work in
56:42
the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! So if
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there's a few bucks left over, you know, go get
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something nice. Yeah, hold on. $9 ,000 prostitute,
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please. Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah,
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good, and if you got an albino, send her up,
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too. In, like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep,
57:30
so get him up here. I had, like, half a bottle
57:32
of melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
57:36
of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
57:59
What scientific disciplines? Really? Why do you
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think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
58:07
that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Grace.
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God, you're stupid. God, you're stupid. Hey,
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shut your ass. What is it now, Hoop? Have you
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turned on the TV lately? No, why? We love Sack
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All right! Get out of here! First one to get
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100 callers gets a free Sack Flashers coat sack.
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Operators are sailing by. You'll be nuts to pass
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up on this offer. I made someone a shirt. Internet
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night or something. Ooh! What's that sign? What
59:05
did I put in there? Now, that's a good... No,
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not that specific, sir. But why? That's how I
59:12
met your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loved him,
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the good butthole. I told you not, never, ever,
59:17
not, no, damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's
59:20
name in the house again. I don't think you said
59:22
his name. Some of us were a little too busy paying
59:25
to exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
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him on the iBox, neither. Sheriff says you raised
59:31
him down hell down at the library. Yeah, you
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know I did. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. A real live robot?
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Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
59:47
Bite my shiny metal ass. It doesn't look so shiny
59:51
to me. Shiner than yours, meatbag. And that is
1:00:26
that. Hoppy Hour. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy
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in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour
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will be right back. The semen was so big. As
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a reminder, if you don't feel like listening
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to this next song, you can skip over it. But
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Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection,
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so stick around, folks. Blow the candles out,
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blow the candles out, blow the candles out Sagittarius,
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birthday, November 27th You'll be like that until
1:01:45
I end up in money heaven They be thinkin' they
1:01:48
be claimin' and torturin' with the bullshit they
1:01:49
handin' now To the twist and make a wish and
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blow the candles out Pull an all -white Phantom
1:01:54
out, I'ma kill him with the pants and the shirt
1:01:56
and the shoes and the hat with the shades and
1:01:57
the chain and the watch is the reason I be standin'
1:01:59
now That's where Ice will spin that cake while
1:02:00
I make the icing off the cake It's Quist to be
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there, y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go and
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celebrate with me Do it like a bird, do it like
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a bird, do it like a bird, do it like a bird
1:02:47
When I get done, she come bring me matata This
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bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes
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matching the belt, skirt matching the blouse
1:03:26
Chain matching the ring, yeah, I'm doing my thing
1:03:29
Got, got so many haters, why is so many hating?
1:03:32
Sick like a mental patient, I floss like a dentist
1:03:34
patient This shit testing my patience, sick as
1:03:37
work in my neck I'm getting, spending that money
1:03:40
like the church in the cave Laying on gay skin,
1:03:42
blowing, pushing the winds It's like, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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yeah, yeah I'm a hood star and I'm partying like
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a rockstar I'm made up only at my pick game meeting
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You can't upgrade me, mami, I'm the guap three
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teams I do it like, I do it like, I do it like
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I do it like, I do it like, I do it like I do
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it like my birthday Every day, every day I do
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it like my birthday I do it like, I do it like,
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I do it like my birthday That's what we say around
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here I'm clean with the fresh gear Cock snakes
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skin, but I do it like my birthday, I do it like
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it hurts Watchin' these bands, just do it in
1:04:46
the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am in the
1:04:49
first place Catch me on the dance floor, throwin'
1:04:52
up my birthplace And subsequently, I ain't gonna
1:04:57
sleep till it's Thursday. This is shot a Patron
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and blow a purvey. Get a wood of jib, take a
1:05:03
home on Thursday. And this fella came, mama,
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you can have it your way. Or I can bring another
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bitch and y 'all can do it her way. This is hotel
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We get it! We get it! We get it! Got em on top,
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got em on lock Everywhere we go, guaranteed to
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blow the spot Messages to them haters, trying
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to say them gators Ugly's gon' blaze ya, nothing
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is gonna save ya Bets on the streets, bets on
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the beats If you wanna bounce, best bet, report
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to me My city, Chi -Town, where I pull it down
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Ain't no limit, drop a piece, bout a pound The
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thaws out a lot, cause you know I call the shots
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Stackin' paper like them bacon sodas in the pot
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We got the flow, we got them getting down on
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the floor Tell them how we do it, y 'all Gator,
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Gator 1, rim, they're finnin' And I ain't even
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drivin', I'm just parkin' like Pippin' Slide
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off in the club, feelin' madness in the 50s Don't
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fret, don't cling, I'm smacking at my lip And
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what it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout
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it, let me see you get loose You bought it, you
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need to get some great goose And B .I .P., I'm
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puttin' my hands on you We got the remit Don't
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be puttin' no changes in my journey I want too
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high like it's poundin' Smoke, jank, smoke, y
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'all People say, smoke, jank, smoke, y 'all People
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say, bitch, all on the earth Drowning curse,
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speech all slurred Nothin' in my cup, shit, it's
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all good Now I'm hidin' the motherfucker makin'
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up words Lookin' like men, I like them light
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is growing dim eardrums mixed in hoppy like fingers
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1:16:01
the heat the hoppy hour is coming to a close
1:16:04
radio waves beating like a wilton rose lacerational
1:16:08
rain dissolving in the air but we'll keep the
1:16:10
rhythm oh life's just so unfair oh life's buzzing
1:16:19
but the laugh is growing dim. Ear drums mixing
1:16:22
hoppy like fingers without rings. G -H -X to
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F -E -M. Shadows hit the street, but soon the
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sound will vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh,
1:16:29
the hoppy hour is coming too close. Radio waves
1:16:33
fading like a wilting rose. Laughter and joy
1:16:36
dissolving in the air will keep the rhythm Like
1:16:53
clockwork to a show Now it's time to face the
1:16:55
silence Like a TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the
1:16:58
mic With humor so divine The void left in our
1:17:01
hearts Wider than a canyon line Line Empty speakers,
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silent thighs But coming to an end Like a rollercoaster
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stopping Round a river's bend Hoppy's jokes and
1:17:15
jabs He's our daily grind Now silence flowered
1:17:18
And the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy
1:17:21
Hour Laughter and joy, dissolving in the air,
1:17:28
we'll keep the rhythm Oh, life's just so unfair,
1:17:32
I'll be alright, coming to a close Radio and
1:17:35
music, like a work of prose Laughter and joy
1:17:58
RyanHockeyRadio .com And like that, he's gone.
1:18:02
He probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're
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going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll get
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you a Lula, and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour
1:18:15
is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game over.
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This concludes our broadcast day. Good night,
1:18:43
and God bless America. Door is closing.