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Forever Birthday Nipples · Mikey and Bob

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  Speaker 1: Well the ninety six one this morning freak show. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I think I did something to my car on the
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  Speaker 1: way to work this morning. Oh no, Well, when I
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  Speaker 1: left work yesterday, the tire pressure light came on and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, okay, let me check this, and it's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's down. You know, it's usually in like the
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  Speaker 1: mid thirties tire pressure. Well, once the light goes on,
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  Speaker 1: you're in trouble. Well, the light goes on for two
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  Speaker 1: of my tires, and they're in the upper twenties. I
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  Speaker 1: got like a twenty eight and a twenty nine. I'm
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  Speaker 1: like getting colder though. That's what it is, getting colder.
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  Speaker 1: Weather change. The weather change screws with the tires. You
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  Speaker 1: know that right out? Yeah, sure it gets colder, you know,
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  Speaker 1: so I didn't think about it's whatever. By the way,
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  Speaker 1: my check engine light's been on for two straight months now.
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  Speaker 1: No car still driving. If it blows up, it blows up, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: No big deal. It's a twenty seventeen day. If I'm
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  Speaker 1: riding through, the wheels fall off at this point, you know,
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  Speaker 1: still out here on these roads. Uh huh. Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: driving to work this morning and tires are still low.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just like they're just cold. F one kicks in.
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  Speaker 1: Start warming them up. Dude. We even nobody's on the
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  Speaker 1: roads weaving a little bit. You know, I'm not in
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  Speaker 1: the other lane. I'm in my lane, but I'm turning
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  Speaker 1: a very tight lean on my swerving in and out.
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  Speaker 1: Got warmed to tires up to watch out. By the
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  Speaker 1: time I got to work, we're in the thirties. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: thirty two brought them back. The light well, lights still off. Lights,
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  Speaker 1: that's concerning. However, though unbelievable. The check engine light went off.
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  Speaker 1: It's shaking up a little bit, gone, it's gone. I
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  Speaker 1: was like, how did that work? So my check ange
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  Speaker 1: light's been on for two months, and miraculously this morning
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  Speaker 1: I start warming the tires up. A little race car,
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  Speaker 1: a little race car. I mean, that's what my car
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  Speaker 1: wanted the whole time. It's like, hey, this engine can
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  Speaker 1: do a lot more, Bud, Hey make me feel live
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  Speaker 1: while you warmed them tires up for me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going forty miles an hour doing this, and all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, get to work. Tires are warmed up
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  Speaker 1: and the check engine light goes off, and it's just like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: all right, job's done here. Thanks for warm. I have
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  Speaker 1: no clue why the the engine light's gone now. Wow, man,
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I hit some sort of cheat coat.
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  Speaker 1: All you do is shaking up a little bit, just
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  Speaker 1: like are you Are you sure you want to leave that?
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong? That's your car talking, you're going. I'm ready,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready to race. If you need men this, I
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  Speaker 1: can go on and off. I warmed the tires up
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  Speaker 1: this morning, dude. You know what I didn't do, though?
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  Speaker 1: Warm the butt cheeks? Oh man, still too, still, still
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  Speaker 1: didn't need that. I had one heater on wearing George though,
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  Speaker 1: So okay, well yeah there you go, all right, but
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  Speaker 1: one bar, one bar, Okay, you can go three okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to heat them up a little bit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it make me sweat. Your butt cheeks are like my tires.
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  Speaker 1: Just gotta warm them up a little bit. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: them too hot though. The check engine light was on
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  Speaker 1: the bunchies this morning. Got warming up a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Bob. It's a ninety six to one kiss
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  Speaker 1: morning freak show. Did uh did Amazon and most of
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  Speaker 1: the Internet go down yesterday? Or what was going on
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  Speaker 1: with that? Yeah? Yeah, I think including our talkbacks, because
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  Speaker 1: we have this big gap in our talkbacks yesterday. The
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  Speaker 1: Amazon cloud services that everybody uses. Yeah, it's like middle
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  Speaker 1: of the afternoon, like Amazon down started trending. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: Like hey, should we all have everything on the internet
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  Speaker 1: on Amazon? Like?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Should? Ever, then when it goes down, everything just disappears.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? He called Bezos and be like, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you're all the stuff went down. He's like, okay, we
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  Speaker 1: pull the cord out and plug it back. Maybe we
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't have put all our eggs into the Bezos basket.
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  Speaker 1: Uh So there was like a gap in getting talkback
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  Speaker 1: messages after we posted the podcast yesterday over in major
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  Speaker 1: sites like Worldwide. Yeah, it is is. I wasn't even
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  Speaker 1: on the internet yesterday. It's just took a walk, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Airlines didn't even know. They didn't even know the internet
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  Speaker 1: was done, Like Starbucks, McDonald's. Everything just went out. How
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  Speaker 1: did society? How is society even moving on today? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Man, we recovered though, they said last night.
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  Speaker 1: I guess at some point last night it's just like whoa,
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  Speaker 1: we got it up and running together. Thank you, Bezo,
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  Speaker 3: Here we go, stee Here go don Aaron Rodgers leads
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  Speaker 1: Dude, he's playing Sunday Night football. You know, take the
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  Speaker 1: Internet back down. Maybe take the Internet backdown from Mikey
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  Speaker 1: Mike and Bob. It's the ninety six to one Kiss Morning,
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  Speaker 1: Highs in the uh in the low sixties, Bob. Yesterday
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  Speaker 1: on the show, we were covering a post by our
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  Speaker 1: friends over at the Pittsburgh Police Scanner account on social
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  Speaker 1: media said that over the weekend somebody pulled up on
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  Speaker 1: somebody on Wood Street and showed off their wood wood
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  Speaker 1: on Wood Street. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So we covered that
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  Speaker 1: on the show yesterday. Was there a song that was made,
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  Speaker 1: Can't Whip your Wood out on Wood Street?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: It happened. Okay, that was the thing that happened. So
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  Speaker 4: I just got off my lunch break a little bit ago,
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  Speaker 4: was listening to today's show on the podcast. Went back
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  Speaker 4: in the work, and uh, I didn't realize I was
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  Speaker 4: singing to myself, can't whip your wood out on Wood Street?
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  Speaker 4: Until I turned around for my paperwork and about five
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  Speaker 4: my coworkers were staring at me. So thanks for that.
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  Speaker 1: You're welcome, You're welcome. How loud are you singing it?
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  Speaker 1: You know? It's it gets stuck in your head. It
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  Speaker 1: does listening to the podcast on launch you you know
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  Speaker 1: you come back and whip your wood on one Street?
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  Speaker 1: Can't weip your wood on one Street?
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  Speaker 5: Man?
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  Speaker 1: Can't whip you, can't whip your wood out of Wood Street.
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  Speaker 1: You can't whip your wood out. Can't whip your wood out,
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  Speaker 1: can't whoop your wood out of Wood Street? Five coworkers,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing? What are you doing? Are you
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  Speaker 1: talking about your out? You can't whoop your wood out street?
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  Speaker 1: Can't do it. Can't whip your wood out on Wood Street.
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  Speaker 1: I love that all of her coworkers are standing behind her.
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  Speaker 1: What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Wood Street?
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  Speaker 1: Wood Street? Can't whip your what out? Can't whip yours?
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  Speaker 1: A banger? Right there?
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  Speaker 3: It is?
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  Speaker 1: It is so stupid. What's so funny? Everybody in the
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  Speaker 1: office will say, just like, maybe you should go home?
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  Speaker 1: I've been doing it for a while here, there's let's see,
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  Speaker 1: there's one, two, three. He'll be the fifth one to
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  Speaker 1: do it. Ever. So this is a quarterback who has
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  Speaker 1: played for a team for a long time but also
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  Speaker 1: has like jumped teams a little bit. Yeah, so the
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  Speaker 1: only quarterbacks that have ever beaten all thirty two teams
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  Speaker 1: Brett Favre, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Peyton Manning, and then
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers can do it if he gets to win
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  Speaker 1: Sunday night the Steelers win against the Packers. There's a
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  Speaker 1: couple others that are just like all right because they
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  Speaker 1: played with one team their whole career so far. Patrick
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  Speaker 1: Ben Roethlisberger beat every damn team except he'll never beat
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  Speaker 1: the Steelers. You'll never beat the Steelers though never happened.
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  Speaker 1: So Aaron Rodgers could put himself an elite company again
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday Night Football if he beats his old team,
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  Speaker 1: the Packers. Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, he got tackled in
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  Speaker 1: the game on Thursday night after throwing that late fourth
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  Speaker 1: quarter touchdown to Pat Fryar move, Roderick Jones tackle. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Broderick Jones a little too excited. Maybe he doesn't know,
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  Speaker 1: like he's a giant human being and kind of tackled
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers to the ground. Aaron Rodgers is over forty
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  Speaker 1: years old. You can't tackle somebody over forty years old
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  Speaker 1: to the ground, just to you know, just for fun,
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  Speaker 1: Roderick Jones, you're still young. You don't know your size yet.
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  Speaker 1: But once you're once you're over forty years old, you
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  Speaker 1: fall down, you know. Roderck Jones was like a giant
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  Speaker 1: puppy that doesn't know what it is. That's what it is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. Giant puppy jumping around and running
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  Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden he's on top of
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  Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. Here's Broderick Jones yesterday discussing tackling Aaron Rodgers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
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  Speaker 5: little mad, but sorry. You know, the football that gets
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  Speaker 5: intense home for sure, but you know it's still no
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  Speaker 5: love loss. It's always it's just the energy that he
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  Speaker 5: brings in that I bring. He told me, don't lose
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  Speaker 5: the fire, and I told him the same. So you know,
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  Speaker 5: we shall see on Sunday Athley throws another touchdown. I
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  Speaker 5: might tackle him again.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, like, Aaron Rodgers is the captain and everything.
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  Speaker 1: You know, he's been MVP multiple times. But Roderck Jones
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  Speaker 1: be like, might tackle him again. I didn't expect that reaction.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it just turns into their touchdown celebration together.
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  Speaker 1: Like the first part I was rolling with Roderick Jones
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  Speaker 1: where he was just like, yeah, I just got excited.
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  Speaker 1: It's football. But then at the end he's just like,
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  Speaker 1: I might do it again, Like we don't need to
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  Speaker 1: keep tackling Aaron Rodgers after touchdown passes. Okay, he's got
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  Speaker 1: the zoomies, man, you can't control it. He does. He's
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  Speaker 1: just a big doll, big puppy with the zoom, big
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  Speaker 1: bumpy doll.
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  Speaker 1: We will get to today in Freak Show history coming
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  Speaker 1: up next. Here, it's Mikey and Bob at his somber
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  Speaker 1: back to Friends. It's Mikey, It's Bob the ninety six
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  Speaker 1: in Freak Show history in just a minute. Here, let's
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  Speaker 6: Good morning boys.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Ray, you're gins there in.
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  Speaker 6: The eight one four anyway? Yeah, Ray, Mikey, you give
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  Speaker 6: me anxiety. I love you, man, I love Pokemon. I
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  Speaker 6: love Star Wars as much as you. Oh yeah, but
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  Speaker 6: my god, man, two months with a check engine light
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  Speaker 6: that would give me the worst anxiety in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I had my check engine light on. It was
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  Speaker 1: on for like two straight months. Did I take it
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  Speaker 1: in to get it serviced? Did I say wonder what
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  Speaker 1: this is and if my car is gonna explode? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I just drove my car for two straight months. And
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  Speaker 1: then the check engine light went off this morning, Tadah
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  Speaker 1: fixed it? Did I I'm at like years yeah, bo
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  Speaker 1: Bob drives. What years is your vehicle? Uh, twenty sixteen? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: but you have a lot of miles on it, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like one hundred and ninety thousand miles. Okay. Yeah. See
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  Speaker 1: mine's in twenty seventeen and I have not hit one
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand miles yet, So your your vehicle is in
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  Speaker 1: a lot rougher shape than miners. I'm just out of
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  Speaker 1: her cruising with no car payment. I love that we
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  Speaker 1: both have cars that are like, I'm about to hit
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  Speaker 1: over one hundred thousand miles. You're almost at two check
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  Speaker 1: engine light twenty sixteen, twenty seventeen, all paid for. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you you always need a new car. You always
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  Speaker 1: need new cars. True. Sometimes you just get a car
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  Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, I kind of like this car, and
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  Speaker 1: then one day, uh oh, I'm done paying for it.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Cool? No car payment feels good. Check engine
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  Speaker 1: like too. You get to a certain point where you
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  Speaker 1: just look at it go. I don't know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: sort of like it still moves good. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I believe like we're both both having a standoff
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  Speaker 1: with our check engine. Like still moving out there. Sure
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  Speaker 1: I believe you anyway.
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  Speaker 7: Boys, Let's have good day and let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Penn Deppens are back at home the night finally, right
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  Speaker 1: very special naked story for today history. Here we go.
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  Speaker 8: Today, always weird things happening down in Florida.
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  Speaker 1: This is Titusville, Florida, Florida. Man was found naked and
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  Speaker 1: gyrating on the back of a stranger's porch. Why a
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  Speaker 1: woman who A woman who lives at the home said
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  Speaker 1: she saw a shadow through the blinds about two am.
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  Speaker 1: When she looked through the sliding glass door, she saw
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  Speaker 1: a twenty eight year old Axel rivera naked on her porch. Helicopter.
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  Speaker 1: What the man? Helicopter? He's dry rating? All right, you
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  Speaker 1: want to see the elephant trick. Welcome to the dude.
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  Speaker 1: Rivierro was standing there. Why do we have a radio show. Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I mean this dude was out there doing that with
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  Speaker 1: nobody washing. Riviera was standing naked on her back porch
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  Speaker 1: with this oka with with his hands in the air
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  Speaker 1: and gyrating his hips. What was he there for? According
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  Speaker 1: to the affidavit, clothes were scattered on the floor of
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  Speaker 1: the back porch. Riviera also went into the woman's laundry
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  Speaker 1: room on the back porch, so they weren't even his clothes.
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  Speaker 1: Probably is probably laundry room closed. I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: Police followed him. He was wandering a parking lot nearby
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  Speaker 1: naked and told officers and his clothes were stolen by someone.
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  Speaker 9: Honestly, this is one of the greatest days in my life.
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 9: I love places like this, but I especially I love
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  Speaker 1: This is almost embarrassing. Almost. Yeah, that's pretty cool though,
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: Like I you know, to give people their flowers while
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  Speaker 1: while they're still here is you know, it's pretty dude,
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  Speaker 1: from the idea when we first heard about it to
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  Speaker 1: what it was yesterday. Uh whoever put it to good
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  Speaker 1: that's supposed to last two people up to a month,
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  Speaker 1: and the s dingle Berry's galore. I know that forever
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  Speaker 1: is just one ply like this stuff at work. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: The Sharman pers say it's two ply corey m one
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  Speaker 1: role last one month. Huh, Taco bell in my butt
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  Speaker 1: last a week. I crap six times a day, Steven Check. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't need to share you there's way too much.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about? Wall someplace. Charles M. Look, Man, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't do very well in school, but I know
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  Speaker 1: forever in one month ain't the same thing. Yeah, Charman,
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  Speaker 1: you can't call it a forever role if it lasts
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  Speaker 1: a month for two people. We're not talking about family four.
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  Speaker 1: We're talking about two people here, John B. Forever, you say, Charman,
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  Speaker 1: I call that maybe four days on my poop schedule,
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  Speaker 1: all right? Something else we're learning people have no problems
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  Speaker 1: one month, which again, forever is not one month. We're
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  Speaker 1: in the Facebook comments, Max g If I walk into
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  Speaker 1: you know that family means serious business about their pooping. Point. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if they do. I think it'd be
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  Speaker 1: the opposite. I think they care less. I think they're
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  Speaker 1: just like you mean to tell me we can have
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  Speaker 1: you have like a half bathroom on the main floor
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  Speaker 1: your nah You put the big role in that one
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• 36:08
  Speaker 1: to BJ's they got their own special gas, and I'll
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: be like okay, yep, how much is gonna okay? Cool?
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Like half my gas, this is free? All right? Then
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I got a big list though, what was that noise?
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Was that you my body? I hope that came off
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: on there because that was a gross body noise that
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: came from my soul man in a slight moment of
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: just both of us not talking, you heard I got
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: a top five top five body parts that would be
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: a good check engine light for humans. Time for polo
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: rankings with Mikey and Bob Nutty. Six one kiss, top
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: five places on a human that would be a good
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: check engine light. You got five number five cheeks. But
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: don't look at like it's the cheeks on your face.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: You know, sometimes it gets cold out, cheeks get a
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: little rosy. Yeah. Maybe if there's something wrong with your body,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: the cheeks turn red a little bit, and then it's like, oh,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: check engine lights. On number four of the ears, I
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: think your ears get red to it. Yeah, if your
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ears just started turning red, you know, people would be like, hey, concern. Yeah. Yeah,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: you know, like even when you get sick, your ears
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: get hot, don't they. Yeah, my ears. I feel like
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: everything gets hot, but ears get hot too. Yeah, ears
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: are already basically like a check engine light. Right top
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: five body parts would be a good check engine light.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: For human number three. The nose, I mean you got
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: a red nose, runny nose, something dripping out of it,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: something's going on. We got a leak. Yep, check engine
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: lights on. For human number two. Finger, the tip of
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: your finger turned red. Pull it? No, don't pull it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: This is not a pull my finger thing. Red tip finger,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: red tip finger straight up? Et extra testicle here? Okay
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: if they're red? Huh et no from the planet. When
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: your finger turned red on the tip? Yep. Number one, nipples,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Let go, let go. I just did the whole list.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: I can make nipples number one. Everybody knows that, right.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows where I was going to. I was gonna
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: get to going down below. Who's gonna see it? Check
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: the oil? Who's gonna check the engine? You're only gonna
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: be able to, okay, mechanic is the guy with a
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: mustache over there, big guy with Catcher's mint hands? Huh?
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Is it my big bear friend over there? Dip dipstick
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: on the oil? Dipstick d ip yeah, yeah, all right,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I just did that power ranking.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: I didn't even tell Bob I was gonna do it,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: but I felt like I needed to tell everybody. If
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: humans had a check engine light, those would be my
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: top five body parts to go off and saying, hey
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: we got a problem here. Flashing Oh yes, flashing nipples
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: would be even better. Anybody's still listening to us? Or
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: are we just doing this show for herself? At this point,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: she said, Mikey, Bob, it's the ninety six one morning
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: freak show. Uh tomorrow, I got this season of Love
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: is Blind on Netflix. It's it's the weddings. Oh, I
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: don't even remember how many couples are left. Three I
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: think maybe four. I don't know. No people are gonna
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: make it in this series. I don't think it's a
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: bad one. This is bad here. It's not gonna end
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: well a lact like Love is Blind Denver didn't happen.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: But yeah, it's that bad. Maybe it's you always want
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: to look back on it. A couple of these people
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: go to Sex Island. You know there'll be some drama
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: during their reunion. The reunions are the best. Man really like,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: we all just watch reality shows so we can get
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: to the reunion, right, like when you're watching like trash reality,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: it's just I need to know what I need to know. Well,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: these ones they filmed months and months ago. So much
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: crap has happened since the last time they've actually been
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: on camera. It's explosive. I love it. Can't wait New
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Love is Blind tomorrow. We need to talk about what
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: just happened here on the show, because uh, we were
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: just you know, talking, and there was a natural pause
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: for me and Bob where neither of us were saying anything,
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: and then we heard a noise come out of Bob's body.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Now Bob didn't fart or anything like that, right, No,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's just you drink coffee
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: today or maybe it's your stomach growling a little bit.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: But here is what just happened on the show. And listen.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: After I talked to the mystery noise that Bob makes,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: I got a big list though. What was that noise?
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Was that you my body? What was that the gross
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: that was? That was my soul talking there? Man, I'd
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: like listening back to it. It grosses me out. You know.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: It's so weird is that most shows would like not
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: act like this even happened as my guts are gurgling,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: it would be like we're like, wow, stop everything, Oh
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: gosh that Oh it's so gross. Oh such a polished show.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: We shouldn't know. It's bodily functions us. No, not only
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: did it happen, we stopped as soon as it happened,
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: went wait a minute, it was your body just making noise,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: And now here we are confirming that, yes, Bob's body
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: made this noise. I got a big list, though, b
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: was ad noise? Is that you my body? Phew, sound
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: like sounds like some sort of like small animal, you know,
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: a small frog? Yeah, small frog? Yeah that's what Yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: small frog. Yeah, that's what it is. Like you're by
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a pond or a marshy area. You just hear this nose.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: You're not sure it might be a frog, might be
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: something else. I don't know, fish bubbles. It's weird noise, man,
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I don't like it. Every time you play too, it
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: feels like it's coming back out of my mouth and
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: it's weird. Right, does it feel like it's coming out
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: of your body when you play it? Like every time
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I hear it feels like it's coming out of my
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: body again. I don't like it. I got a big
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: list though, bos that noise that you my body? So
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: what'd you guys do on the show today? Bob's body
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: made a weird noise and then we talked about it
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: for like three minutes straight. Bob had bubble guts today.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: They pay you guys for that? Yeah, yeah, they do.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Are you guys in contract negotiations though? Yeah? And it's
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: probably not gonna work out after this segment. To be honest,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: we actually locked. We actually probably deserve a pay cut
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: after this segment. Mike and Bob. It is the ninety
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. Got some clouds,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: maybe a little rain this morning, but that'll clear up
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: later in the day. Heighs today around sixty degrees, so
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: still a little still a little chilly out there. Penn's
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: back at home tonight. They're taking on Vancouver at seven o'clock. Steelers,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: of course, have Sunday night football against Aaron Rodgers' former team.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: The Packers Giant offensive lineman Broderick Jones last game when
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: they lost to the Bengal on Thursday, when the Pat
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Fryarmouth touchdown happened late in the fourth quarter, Broderick Jones
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: celebrating and tackled Aaron Rodgers. He was finally asked about
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: it yesterday.
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we're still joking about it. Yeah, he was a
• 44:13
  Speaker 5: little mad, but sorry. You know, it's football. It gets
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: intense home. But you know it's still no love loss.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: It's always it's just the energy that he brings in
• 44:21
  Speaker 5: that I bring. He told me, don't lose the fire,
• 44:23
  Speaker 5: and I told him the same. So you know, we
• 44:26
  Speaker 5: shall see on Sunday Athley throws another touchdown.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I might tackle him again. Threat there, Broderick Jones round two.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's touching Aaron Rodgers ever. Again, I
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: don't think he is, because Aaron Rodgers looked angry. He
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: went from happy to what the hell Broderick? But like
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: you described it, Bob, Broderick's like a big giant dog
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: who doesn't know he's a big giant dog. Yeah right,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: yeah with the ZOOMI it just, you know, I just
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: doesn't understand how big he actually is. He knocks something
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: off the coffee table with his tail. He doesn't know
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: his strength. That's basically what it was. He didn't mean it.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Let's get to some more of your entries for Steeler tickets.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: We're giving away Sunday night football tickets. All you got
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: to do is get on the free iHeartRadio app, send
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: us a uh here we go Steelers message, and you're qualified.
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: Let's get to this one. Boys. I love the new
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: Steelers promotion. Whip your wood out on wood Street win
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Steelers ticket. That's not it. I'm in. That's no, see dominant, No,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it's here we go. Oh, this contest is not a
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: whip your wood out on wood Street will because if
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: you haven't been listening to the show so far this week,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: you can't whip your wood out on wood Street.
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: Can't whip your wood out, can't whip your wood out.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Can't whip your wood out, can't whip your wood out,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: can't whip your wood out of Wood Street. The lesson
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: right there, Let's get to another one. Here we go. Yeah,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I'm hype. That's all jack out me. And you know
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: it took from Watch Out Sunday Night. I was just
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: gonna do the Sunday Night football theme, but then I
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: forgot how it went. So I just went I just
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: because the the NBA season kicks off tonight at NBC
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: and they brought back the Run Round Round Ball, Rock
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Roll the John Tesh. So I was gonna do Sunday
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Night Football, which is but instead I was going and
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: I just went get you another one here, Hey, Bob,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I listen to you guys every morning commuting my boyfriend
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: to work. Sorry, he is a huge get right now,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: push him, Push him out of the car while it's
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: still going.
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: And I am a huge Stealers fan.
• 47:00
  Speaker 8: I would love to win those tickets so that I
• 47:02
  Speaker 8: can take him so that he can watch his team
• 47:04
  Speaker 8: get beat.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Oh you're a Steeler fan. Yeah, Oh, your man's a Packer.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: All right. All you gotta do is get on a
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: free iHeartRadio apps tend to say Steeler message, and you
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: are entered for Sunday Night football tickets. Aaron Rodgers could
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: become one of only five quarterbacks to beat every NFL team.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: The only handful of quarterbacks who have done it be
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: able to power. Aaron Rodgers might do it on Sunday
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: night as we get ready for Sunday Night Football, an
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: act for sure. Good on that, Mike, you Bob, It's
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: the ninety six one Kiss Morning Freak Show. We want
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to try to pay your bills. Chance for you to
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: get one thousand dollars. Coming up around nine to ten
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: this morning here on the Kiss Morning Freak Show, Donald
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Trump is considering commuting Diddy set and as early as
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: this week. Diddy, who was sentenced to prison for like
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: four years for all the sex stuff and yeah and
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: all that. Uh huh, yeah, he might get free as
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: early as is this week though. But if I'm guilty
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: and everything, nobody cares. But honestly, you gotta think of
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: what else is going on. And just like, all right,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: now we're talking about Diddy, Why do I care about Diddy?
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: He's already been sentenced to you know, jail and everything
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: like that. And I'm thinking maybe it could be because
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: you know, government shut down. Yeah, yeah, another distraction and
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, yeah, but Diddy's get I don't pay attention.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: Or it could be like, you know, there's a democratic
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: representative that still needs to be sworn in from Arizona
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: after she was elected three weeks ago, and that'd be
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: the final signature needed on the dischargement petition to force
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: a vote to compel the Justice Department to release the
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: Epstein finals. And they're taking down the East wing the
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: White House I'm sure everybody saw that to put up
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: a two hundred and fifty million dollar ballroom. Yeah yeah,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: but but Diddy. Huh, everybody b U T T Diddy
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: but Diddy? But Diddy probably not his nickname, right, but
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Diddy might maybe. Now, Yeah, let's get to this talk
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: back message here.
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: Hi, I was gonna call in and request a song,
• 49:19
  Speaker 11: but I have social anxiety, so I'm just gonna leave
• 49:22
  Speaker 11: a message.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:25
  Speaker 11: I heard this song yesterday and I spent stuck in
• 49:27
  Speaker 11: my head and I can't find it on like Spotify
• 49:30
  Speaker 11: or anything yet. I think it's still like too new,
• 49:34
  Speaker 11: so I'm hoping you guys have it in your rotation.
• 49:36
  Speaker 11: You can play it on the station today. It's I
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: think it's called you Can't Whip your wood at on
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: wood Street.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Oh No, it's a song that's sweeping song and lifeless.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: It's sweeping the city right now, whip your wood out,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: can't whip wood out of wood Street street? Street car
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: you wood out of wood Street with your wood out.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, usually we don't do song requests on the
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: station because it's all pre programmed for us in the computer. Yeah,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: but we make exceptions. Because she did not think that
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: we had the song that we made on yesterday's show,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: Can't Whip Your Wood Out on Wood Street Cat. I'm
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Mikey here, Bob, I'm I'm along with the maple glaze donut.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: Here it comes knocking at my front door. I'm letting
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: it in. Okay, Is there a donut that if a
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: donut knocked on your front door? Is there any donut
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: you're denying? Or is every donut getting in? Oh?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: They're all getting in, screams the Mikey and Bob podcast
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: on iHeart Radio or wherever you get your podcasts.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: It's Mikey and Bob the ninety six Morning Dude. What'd
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: you do? Don't worry about it? What you do Bestif
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: you sent my nipples to everybody? All right? Hold on,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you sent my nipples to everybody? Mike You Bob The
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: ninety six to one Kiss Morning Freak Show. There's a
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: birthday in the office today. Michelle from sales send an
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: email to Pittsburgh all, which means it goes to everybody
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: in the company that works in Pittsburgh. I don't even
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: know how many people that is. It's just anybody that
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: touches like Pittsburgh. It's like eighty people or so regional people. Yeah,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: people we don't see ever. Really. Michelle from sales sent
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: a a picture of a happy birthday cupcake, you know,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: like you just go find Google image Happy birthday cupcake. Yeah,
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: and Michelle said, happy birthday to the glue that keeps
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: it all together. Have the best day to office lady Amy,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: who is having a birthday today, which I couldn't agree
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: with more. Amy is terrific, uh than Bonnie Diver. The
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: traffic lady responded with a picture of her dog and
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: it says Happy Birthday. Amy Diego says, party like an animal.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't let it go. I couldn't. I
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: had to tap in. Usually I'll just don't need another
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: tap in. Yeah, you should. Nobody else needs to tap
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: in after the first. Oh I'm in it now birthday. No,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I'm in it a minute. Get you dragged my nipples
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: into it too. A lot of people would think that
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: there shouldn't even be an initial happy birthday because if
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you start wishing happy and it's the same thing on
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: our show, you start wishing happy birthday to one person,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: you gott wish happy birthday to everybody you know. You're right.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: You're right. So I found a picture of me and
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Bob when we were dressed up for a haunted house
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: before we were in it. I'm dressed up as a
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: spooky clown. Bob's dressed up like a spooky clown, but
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have a shirt on, and there balloons painted
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: over his nipples and his chest. Says happy birthday, So
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: I responded. Bob also says, party like an animal everybody, Amy,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: you send it to everybody? Now we wait, we wait
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: for what. But I'm telling you, if somebody responds this
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: is not what the Pittsburgh All email is for, I'll
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: be like, oh, I'm sorry. I'm the bad guy now,
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you know, like I'm setting the trap as long as
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: a dog was partying like an animal. I'm sorry? Did
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: I go too far because my best friend's happy birthday
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: nipples are out for office? Lady Amy, I'm sorry. I
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: can't believe he sent it to everybody like you whispered
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: to me, you're a check here email Like what, I'm like,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: what could this possibly be?
• 53:37
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I see now I'm getting responses that are just to me.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Though we can't have that yourself. It's not a fun game.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: But yourself. Nobody's gonna be responding to me personally. No,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: just going. I can't believe you just sent them on
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the Happy Birthday Amy Office all email. Now you gotta
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: face the repercautions of having to respond to everybody who
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: responds you. I don't care. I'm deleting all of them.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: I'm deleting all of them. What happened? I did what
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: I did. I rolled the birthday grenade out there and exploded,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: and I did what I did. Okay, all email birthday
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: grenade had nipples? Oh my god, it did birthday nipples
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: ka boom. Yeah, maybe we'll be in a meeting for
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: it later. But if you abuse the Pittsburgh all emails started,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: we just probably finished it. That's it. And trust me,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: I got I got pictures of Bob nipples for about
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: every season. So whoever's got a birthday we celebrate careful,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Well do we celebrate? We got nipples for everything? Careful?
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: What what up? What's going on? Ohd Wally nipples? You
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: don't think I got a picture d Wally nipples.
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: Bob.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: By the way, I love going through my neighborhood and
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: all the Dwali lights up. It's confusing at first, You're like, Oh,
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: what's happening. Light's going on? Oh it's the Walie all right,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I like it, and uh the people. Maybe you can
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: send your neighbors pictures of my nipples? Do you like
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: a neighborhood Facebook? Yeah, hop on the No, I don't
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: think I need to do that. No, I don't think
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I need to my nipples out there. I don't think
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I need to do that. Just put it out there
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: and be like, watch out for this guy Trigg or Treating.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: He's a friend of mine, but he's watch out. He's
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: threatened to come in our neighborhood and be a shirtless clown.
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  Speaker 1: on the station. This might not have been a good
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  Speaker 1: move to reply all for those people who just joined
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  Speaker 1: the show. It is office lady Amy's. She's basically like
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  Speaker 1: the office mom around here. It's her birthday today. So
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  Speaker 1: the email went out from someone in sales, Happy Birthday
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  Speaker 1: Amy with a little happy Birthday cupcake harmless. You know, right,
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  Speaker 1: everybody loves Amy around here. Sure, yeah, but it was.
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  Speaker 1: It was to Pittsburgh All. So we went to everybody
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  Speaker 1: that works for our company in Pittsburgh. And then Bonnie Dyver,
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  Speaker 1: the traffic lady, responded with a picture of her dog
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  Speaker 1: Diego and it says Diego says party like an animal.
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  Speaker 1: Happy Birthday, Amy. I responded with a picture of me
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  Speaker 1: and Bob from Haunted House were Bob shirtless with balloons
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  Speaker 1: painted over his nipples, and it says happy Birthday. One
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  Speaker 1: response is too many, Well, people are responding directly to
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  Speaker 1: me instead of using the Pittsburgh All function, which goes
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  Speaker 1: to everybody who works for the company in Pittsburgh. Someone
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  Speaker 1: responded to me terrifying lol, and I responded, Yes, the
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  Speaker 1: abuse of the Pittsburgh All email function is terrifying. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you've gotten yourself into something here. You're gonna get responses
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  Speaker 1: all day. People aren't even like up and moving yet.
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  Speaker 1: Bonnie Diver, the traffic Queen of Pittsburgh, responded, she wants
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  Speaker 1: to know if she can post the picture on her
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  Speaker 1: socials picture what my nipples? Yeah, gotta tell you why? Approved?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Let me tell you exactly. They can't let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you exactly what's happened. Okay, I'd like to know.
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  Speaker 1: I just gave the traffic woman permission to share your
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  Speaker 1: nipples without your consent, across all social media platforms that
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  Speaker 1: she has. She asked permission. It's in an email too,
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  Speaker 1: so even if the company looks at it, is she
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  Speaker 1: gonna post it on her first personal Facebook page. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, like to her friends and family, Bro, nipples,
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  Speaker 1: how exciting is the caption? Gonna be traffically he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: make captured about your nips? Happy birthday? Office lady, Amy?
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  Speaker 1: What if we want to be done? Have you done?
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  Speaker 1: I hit reply all and I thought it'd be fun
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  Speaker 1: of games and now all funny games. Now all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, I don't know somebody that hey, she asked
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  Speaker 1: for permission though, Okay, we love a consenting queen around here.
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  Speaker 1: All right here, somebody don't get in a meeting for
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  Speaker 1: all this day, but it's possible. I'm going home at
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  Speaker 1: ten oh one day, okay, Mike, Bob, it's the ninety
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  Speaker 1: Bill Crawford from the DV Morning Show out by the
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  Speaker 1: bathrooms and I let him know. I said, you see
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  Speaker 1: your email yet? Did you see it?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Again, it's office Lady Amy's birthday here today. So the
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  Speaker 1: all office email went out to everybody in the company
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  Speaker 1: that works in Pittsburgh. Oh, it's like eighty people or something.
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  Speaker 1: And I responded with a picture of Bob's shirtless dressed
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  Speaker 1: like a clown with balloons painting out his nipples and
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  Speaker 1: his chest. That's happy birthday. I sent that as just like,
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  Speaker 1: all right, we're doing birthdays around here where everybody can
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  Speaker 1: see the emails. I'll send mine. Don't want to act
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  Speaker 1: like I don't care, you know, So I told Bill
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  Speaker 1: Crawford out there, so you see your email yet with
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  Speaker 1: Bob's birthday picture, no birthday, birthday nipples are waiting for you.
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  Speaker 1: Check your email and you get back in there. And
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  Speaker 1: then he said, did you go by the break room.
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  Speaker 1: Yet I said no, He goes, Oh, somebody just microwave
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  Speaker 1: two bags of popcorn, like butter popcorn, says it smells
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  Speaker 1: like a movie theater. Who's doing popcorn? Am? What are
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  Speaker 1: we doing? Did you see Joyce's pie? This was a
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  Speaker 1: thing on the internet. You know what, We need some
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  Speaker 1: wholesome content every now and then. Right, Joyce sounds like
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  Speaker 1: an older woman. She is. She's showing her pie off online.
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  Speaker 1: Her screen name is Joyce Joyce Hopkins nineteen forty six.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably or she was born. Looking at her, she's
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  Speaker 1: an older woman, right. Yeah. She posted on Facebook, but
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  Speaker 1: I think she had her Facebook connected to threads, so
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  Speaker 1: it went on threads too. She had no clue she
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  Speaker 1: was going viral for her pie. She posted the recipe
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  Speaker 1: for something called the water pie. Okay, she said, this
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  Speaker 1: is called the wacky pie. They made it during the depression.
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  Speaker 1: It only has water, flour, sugar, vanilla extract, and butter
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  Speaker 1: in it. I'll let you know how it turns out.
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  Speaker 1: It's got a cool long time. And then sit in
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  Speaker 1: the refrigerator a long time. So I'm gonna go take
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  Speaker 1: a nap. So this was three days ago, right, the
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  Speaker 1: internet just went knots because Joyce never came back. And
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  Speaker 1: Joyce left that post behind. Dude, she left the post
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  Speaker 1: the post behind and like it's like Brand's brand started
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  Speaker 1: checking in with her, Like the Calm app said, normally
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  Speaker 1: I encourage nap taking, but Joyce, we all need to
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  Speaker 1: know what the pie tasted like. Please awaken from your slumber.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday, finally Joyce responded, I finally woke up from
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  Speaker 1: my nap and somebody told me my pie has gone viral.
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  Speaker 1: All I did was put it on Facebook. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know that much about Threads, but we really like this
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  Speaker 1: a lot. Joyce's viral pie. Can you just I'm just
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  Speaker 1: reading a lot of the responses. It just likes up
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  Speaker 1: to ten thousand notifications, somebody wrote after she ghosted the
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  Speaker 1: Internet for a day because she didn't understand that the
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  Speaker 1: internet was waiting on her pie. Joyce, if you're reading this,
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  Speaker 1: just know your family loves you and wants you to
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  Speaker 1: come home. Also, Threads wants to know how the pie
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  Speaker 1: was So this lady, this lady just put this. You know,
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  Speaker 1: this is a depression pie. It's got very few ingredients
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  Speaker 1: and everything. She made it and said all right, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna go take a nap. And then the internet came
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  Speaker 1: in and she's like, Joyce, did she come back and
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  Speaker 1: let everybody know, dude, I've been scrolling. I've been looking
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  Speaker 1: at this post Joyce's return. Yeah, she was back just
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  Speaker 1: to like be like, oh, I went viral. But she
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  Speaker 1: did say that the pie could use nuts, which that's
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  Speaker 1: too many. It's too many ingredients because not so probably
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  Speaker 1: expensive during Great Depression. So so when Joyce eventually did
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  Speaker 1: come back, because she's alive, she didn't die, like that
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  Speaker 1: would have been tragic if she posted this great, I'll
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  Speaker 1: let you know how my pie turns out. And then
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  Speaker 1: she died, Yes, she died, but Joyce came back and
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  Speaker 1: said the pie needed nuts. So but she also said
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  Speaker 1: the nuts were too expensive during the Great Depression. So
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  Speaker 1: sort of defeats the purpose of the water pie. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, doom Scrolling is a bad thing. World's
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  Speaker 1: a bad place. Then all of a sudden, the internet
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  Speaker 1: gives you a choice. Yeah, that I believe was born
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  Speaker 1: in nineteen forty six. All we need is a choice
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  Speaker 1: to show us her pie. And then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: that don't look at me like that it's Joyce's pie. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I was waiting to see a picture of Joyce's finished pie.
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  Speaker 1: She said it needed nuts. Listen, a lot of bad
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  Speaker 1: stuff going on right now. Older lady wants to show
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  Speaker 1: pie on the internet, all right, he more power to her.
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  Speaker 1: It's Mikey. It's Bob the ninety six to one Kiss
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  Speaker 1: bathroom where he was. Uh, he was in the stall.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody came in to the other stalls in Bob. Bob
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  Speaker 1: walks out. Yeah, Bob's at the sink washing his hands
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  Speaker 1: as the other person is about to use the bathroom
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  Speaker 1: and they're undoing their belt, pulling their pants down. Here
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  Speaker 1: it's blank, that's all that. They said. Holy beep. And
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  Speaker 1: they were in some type of suit too. It was
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  Speaker 1: like like dress pants and like, uh oh, I want
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  Speaker 1: he about to not make it or like I think
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  Speaker 1: somebody's going through it in there. I don't know. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: they didn't make it and they realized it once they
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  Speaker 1: hit Oh jeez, that could be a till. Do you
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  Speaker 1: since we're like eight years old. We go in the
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  Speaker 1: hands and got out of there real quick. Whatever comes
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  Speaker 1: That's precious. That's a precious name, right there Forever Birthday Nipples.
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