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Kamala Harris LIVE ! Knitted phone condoms, Starbucks "Bearista" cups, Porch pirate dressed as a woman · Aired Out

• 1:48
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna tell everybody right now, the only, the
• 1:52
  Speaker 1: only reason why we're on time this morning is because
• 1:56
  Speaker 1: of me, quite frankly, right.
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: Gie, you you finally got here on time, Yeah, finally,
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: and your system worked perfectly so we didn't have any
• 2:08
  Speaker 2: malfunctions that we had to stop and wait while you
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: fixed a plug or something. So everything kind of just
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: rolled in today beautifully. You're wearing your blue sweater in
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: celebration of Glenn Brummer's birthday yesterday.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: No what, no, but happy birthday, Glenn.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was I thought this was a gift
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: to clue you this.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: I love this sweater because the turtlenet goes all the
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: way up, so when I'm outside in this horrifying weather
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: yeah uh and walking my dog, I can literally put
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: it up and it covers my nose and mouth.
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: I should get one of those from my breath. Ah gee,
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I am so I gotta tell you, man, Thursdays. I
• 2:55
  Speaker 1: love Thursdays. I do too.
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: I love Thursdays, I do too. I get to see
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: you and the weekend is coming.
• 3:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel that way. Look at this duncan Yeah,
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: look at these duncan cups. Yeah, both of us the beautiful.
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: It's right, thanks for the coffee this morning, but my pleasure.
• 3:17
  Speaker 1: Don't make it a habit before I go an inch further.
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I speaking of thinking and thinking, you thank you for
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: an incredible dinner the other night at the Mexican Place. Oh,
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: you're very welcome.
• 3:31
  Speaker 2: God we had fun. Oh my god, we laughed so loud.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: People were looking at us like why they're having so
• 3:35
  Speaker 2: much fun.
• 3:38
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you. It's a good day when a
• 3:42
  Speaker 1: margarita is combined with a sombrero yes, and a homemade cheesecake. Yes,
• 3:50
  Speaker 1: that is That's like the trifecta, right, yeah, yeah. And
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: then to have you and Jed there and Shrilyn and Lily.
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: I mean, it was just you didn't even know we
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: were to be there. I did not. Now you guys
• 4:02
  Speaker 1: surprised me. And that cheesecake that you made me gee,
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: I'm serious, I don't I took a picture of it and
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: put it on Facebook. I don't know if I can
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  Speaker 1: describe the feelings that I get.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: That's an old family recipe and we don't share anything
• 4:21
  Speaker 2: about it, the recipe with anybody, But it's like dense
• 4:27
  Speaker 2: but fluffy. I don't know how silky smooth. Yeah, and
• 4:32
  Speaker 2: it just slides. Seriously, no joke here I have We're
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: not joking. I have put some pressure on you for
• 4:41
  Speaker 2: the recipe. Yes, and you're you're just you're this is
• 4:45
  Speaker 2: like the Italian in you, and you're.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: Like, not happening.
• 4:49
  Speaker 2: Now, it's not gonna happen now, can I guess you
• 4:53
  Speaker 2: can certainly take guesses.
• 4:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, throw some cream cheese in a bowl,
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of lemon juice, some melted butter, some
• 5:05
  Speaker 1: whipped cream, and just whisk it together and pour it
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  Speaker 1: in a pie dish. Bob's your uncle.
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  Speaker 2: No, Now, that'd be great if it was that easy.
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, it is, absolutely It literally weighed fifty pounds this thing.
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  Speaker 2: But when you eat it, it's not like, oh my god.
• 5:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, we have some. I sell them for the holidays.
• 5:36
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, listen, people, you got to get one
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: of these cheesecakes from Cheese. But I do different kinds. See.
• 5:44
  Speaker 2: I do the regular New York cheesecake. I also do
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: the almond cheesecake, which is covered on top with almond slice. No,
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: not for you, but I'm saying chocolate chip cheesecake. I
• 5:57
  Speaker 2: do strawberry I also do peppermint for the holidaymint cheese.
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: That what that I would like? Yeah, so I do
• 6:05
  Speaker 1: dipping kinds. I like the plain Jeane New York style,
• 6:12
  Speaker 1: nothing on it, yep. I like to I like to
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  Speaker 1: save her the original taste of what a cheesecake should
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  Speaker 1: ship be.
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's rich, but it's it's so good. And
• 6:24
  Speaker 2: it's great in the morning with coffee. Yes, my god,
• 6:28
  Speaker 2: slice of a thin slice of that with a cup
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: of coffee.
• 6:31
  Speaker 1: I've done good to go. You know, Chrilyn's could have
• 6:33
  Speaker 1: been complaining because I'm in the kitchen going You're making
• 6:39
  Speaker 1: love to your cheesecake, and she's like, would you knock
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: get out? Are you into cheese cheesecake again? Anyway, Well,
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
• 6:55
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 6:55
  Speaker 1: We got a lot of people tuned in this morning.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: It is a National hug a Musician Day. We have
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: seven days to the Great American Smokeout. If you're participating
• 7:06
  Speaker 1: with that. We have fourteen days until Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 4: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: I want to say Happy birthday to Charity Fox, dan Verschero,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Hartman, Nicole, Stephanie, Nicole, Carolyn Mason, Dorinda Wilder, Karen Davy,
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  Speaker 1: Patricia Bryant and Jeremy Gabrie. Hey, everybody have a great birthday.
• 7:28
  Speaker 1: Birthdays woop be Goldberg's birthday today too, shoo seventy years old. Oh,
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: good for her.
• 7:34
  Speaker 2: You know, I gotta tell you I'm not a fan
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: of what. I'm not either, and I'll tell you why.
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: Why Because when she drives me absolutely back.
• 7:43
  Speaker 2: When she decides to get political or whatever, she does
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: it way after the fact. Oh it's like, if something's
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: happening today, will be talk about it today or shut up? Yeah,
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: don't bring it up like three weeks later and get
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: into a rant.
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: Well I've been guilty of that though. Well you get
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: into a rant about going to the bathroom. I mean, yeah,
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: I know, I know. I am beyond excited this morning
• 8:07
  Speaker 1: because I received I have been asking Kamala Harris to
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: come on the air for a long time, yep, And
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: I just received an email this morning from her constituents
• 8:20
  Speaker 1: that she may pop camp, that she may be calling
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: in this morning. Wow, and that's impressive. I am like,
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know if we should just pommel her with
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: questions or I.
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: Just want to know why she keeps playing the blame game. Okay,
• 8:40
  Speaker 2: is that what you're going to ask.
• 8:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to know why she go I didn't
• 8:44
  Speaker 1: win because of this, and I didn't win because of
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: there's clear reasons why she didn't win. What was her book?
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: One hundred and seven days? I think it's yeah, yeah,
• 8:53
  Speaker 1: all right, so please stand by. We may have to
• 8:58
  Speaker 1: interrupt things when her call comes in. It happens, but
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: this is going to be huge. This is possibly going
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: to be one of the biggest moments on aired out. Yeah. Absolutely.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, Kamala Harris calling you. Joe would call in,
• 9:13
  Speaker 2: but he's probably still sleeping.
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  Speaker 4: He probably.
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: Probably is.
• 9:20
  Speaker 2: You know, nobody can make fun of Joe though, No,
• 9:23
  Speaker 2: because our current president falls.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: Asleep in the middle of meetings. Just they're just they're
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: too old, all of them. They're too old. You know.
• 9:33
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you, I've said this before, and
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: I can't remember who gave me some heat about it.
• 9:37
  Speaker 1: It might have been you, I don't know, but I've
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: said before I would love to see a president of
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: the United States in like their forties. Yeah, oh, all right,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: so it wasn't great. It wasn't you that attacked me
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: on that. Somebody else.
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: Late forties, early fifties, early because I'd like him to
• 9:57
  Speaker 2: have enough under his belt political that he knows what
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: he's talking about, right, but young enough to be open
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: minded to all different new things that happen.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, absolutely, there's a big story that. What was
• 10:14
  Speaker 1: it the other thing I was going to tell you about, oh, decorating?
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: Just yeah, remind me about what burns my asses about
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: the condo decorating and the Christmas decorations. All right, just
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: remind me. We're getting a request for some display of
• 10:33
  Speaker 1: your fingernails, please, So let's get those on. Can you see?
• 10:38
  Speaker 1: Get them up close? Oh Jimmy Crook, Yeah, look at that?
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: Wow damn.
• 10:47
  Speaker 1: And everybody always says, how can you do things? Yes?
• 10:50
  Speaker 1: And I do laundry, I do cooking, I clean the toilets, I.
• 10:54
  Speaker 4: Do you know? I do it all.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: What about wiping? I do that too?
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: How is it possible to wipe? It's not that complicated
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: with nails like that. It's called knuckles. What you put
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: the paper in your hand with the knuckle and you.
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: Poop a scoop. You never you never know what you're
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: gonna hear on this podcast. You don't well, you asked
• 11:17
  Speaker 1: people ask me, so JD, what's your podcast about Well,
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: what isn't it about? My god? Did you hear about
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: the Starbucks bear beart? The bear is to cup bear
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: from hell? This it's this this bear, this molded plastic
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: bear that Starbucks came out with a limited supply of
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: and right away, And if they knew it was going
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: to be so popular, they should have come up with more.
• 11:51
  Speaker 1: Well think about it, I mean what thirty bucks? Yeah,
• 11:55
  Speaker 1: thirty dollars for a plastic cup, this little tiny, like
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: twenty ounce yep cup yep. And people were literally fighting,
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not joking. No, not only fighting, but camped out
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  Speaker 1: in front of in front of Starbucks stores, camping.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with people? This is a priority because once
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: they're gone, they're gone.
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: Oh and then people were buying them up and putting
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: them on the black market yep, and selling them everywhere
• 12:29
  Speaker 1: online for stupid money, for stupid money, like one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty bucks. Yeah, for a plastic cup shaped like
• 12:37
  Speaker 1: a bear. But it's but it's a limited supply, you know,
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: to make that once they're gone, they're gone.
• 12:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll make your one from his three D printer.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Unbelieve it will be the exact same one. Oh, Glenn's
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: got a great point. And people are crying over, you know,
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: about poverty.
• 12:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, what what what is going on where? I
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: mean you remember the Cabbage Patch kids and all that shit.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on that we we can't we panic when
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  Speaker 1: we're told limited supply.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what's amazing is people can't feed their family,
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: and yet they'll spend money to decorate their house for
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: Christmas and they put up blow up things that cost
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: thirty forty, one hundred hundred and fifty bucks outside.
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: Sure, but they're on.
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  Speaker 2: The EBT food stamps and they're asking the government to
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: pay for their food and pay for their housing and
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  Speaker 2: this and that, and they're going out and buying thirty
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  Speaker 2: dollars cups that are quote unquote limited edition. You know
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: where that cup's going to end up, right, That limited
• 13:44
  Speaker 2: edition cups can end up in the back of a
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  Speaker 2: cabinet waiting to go in a dishwasher and melt so
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: they can throw it away. There goes thirty bucks. Okay,
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: that thirty dollars that you could have bought food for
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: the family. There you go pair of sneakers at Walmart
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: for your kids. So he's not walking around looking like
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: I'm alone, thank you. I'm just saying, you know, people's
• 14:09
  Speaker 2: priorities are not are not really very well thought out.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: Sometimes, and it's unfortunate ultimately in the end. Let's fast
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  Speaker 1: forward a year, maybe two YEP, maybe five years from now. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that little plastic cup that you paid thirty dollars for
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: and punched someone over, ye is in the landfill because
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: you camped out the night before and you weren't gonna
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: let that guy cut you in LINEEP. Is either in
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: the landfill or it's taken up space in your your cupboard.
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: Five years from now and you're going, God, this freaking
• 14:45
  Speaker 1: cup is pain in the ass weeks, I'm just gonna
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: throw it in the in the recycled and it's plastic,
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: which is not the best thing. Don't understand. You know,
• 14:56
  Speaker 1: there's time I hate to throw my husband under the bus.
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: But he he collects or not collects. He gets these
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: cups with the shaker and if for his protein drink, sure,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: and he'll drink it for a month and then he
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: doesn't have any protein drink.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: That fat is over. And then he.
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: Decides a year later that he's going to once again
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: go on the protein thing and he does it again.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I went through the cabinets because I couldn't understand why
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: our coffee cups weren't fitting in the goddamn cabinet. Yeah,
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: so I pulled the coffee cups up to see like
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: ten yeah protein cups in there, you know, and all
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: these mugs that he buys from all different places, and
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: then he puts in there, never uses and I end
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: up having to weed it all out just to make room.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: So imagine if yeah, so imagine if some stupid bear
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: cup was in the back. I take that cup and
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: I'd throw it. I would fill it with peanut butter
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: and give it to my dog to chew up.
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: Stacy says he's gonna wait and find one in a
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: yard sell for a quarter.
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly, And I won't even pay the quarter.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I'll just steal it.
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: It's amazing.
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  Speaker 2: It's amazing what people will buy because it says limited edition.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: If you're going to buy something limited edition, buy it
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: knowing that it's an investment value for the future.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: Jed collects comics, and he collects first editions, signed comics.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Thanks that he never opens stays in. The plastic is
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: filed accordingly and he has two huge boxes of these,
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: but those, if he would have died tomorrow, I would
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: take them down to the comic store and I'd make
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: myself a fortune.
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: Exactly.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you bought it for three dollars or four
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: dollars or five dollars, but now it's worth forty or frety.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: But to buy a plastic cup that in a year,
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: nobody's even gonna know what the hell it is. And
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: guess what, it's not that limited because next year Starbucks
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: will put it out again as a limited edition. So
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: if you didn't get one this time, wait twelve months.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they'll change. They'll change something of.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: Now the eyes will be black instead of clear or whatever,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: but it'll all be the same exactly. After a while,
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: it won't be limited anymore because everybody will have one
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: except me, because that's just dumb.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. I can't. I can't thank you enough for
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: coming in here today. We've had we've had a busy week.
• 17:21
  Speaker 1: We've had a lot of stuff going on. We've had
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: some amazing episodes this week so far. And it's it's
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: not over. Today's today's Thursday. Yep, the weekend is getting close.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of stuff that's going on. Please
• 17:38
  Speaker 1: pay attention. We're gonna post stuff, stuff that's happening in
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: the community. You know, people are getting excited now. I
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: I I'm just getting some correspondence here from the have
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: us camp, from the home base that we may possibly
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: hold on. I'm trying to find out if we have
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Kamala with this. Nope, I guess we don't. Not yet,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: not yet. I mean, listen, she's got she's got a
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: lot of opinions, and you know, maybe she's a little
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: reluctant to share some of them on the air. Hold on.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I'm working on it. I'm working on well. And it's tricky,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's not something that you
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: can just say, hey, let's pull her up.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, hang on a second, Yeah, it's let's let's
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: let's move on to something else here, because we're I'm
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: getting messages here from Kamala's camp. She's saying, well, apparently
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: they want some money before we we put her on here.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: So.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: Send twenty five cents. Send her a penny. The last
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: one was minted, the very last penny was minted yesterday,
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: and do you know of costs three point six cents
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: to make a one cent penny.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Saw that yesterday, Yeah, it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Was on the news this morning, and so they minted
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: the last one. And now what they're going to do
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: is instead of penny for your thoughts, it's nickel for
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: your thoughts.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Inflation.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: And what they're going to do is they're going to
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: the retailers are going to change prices now to let's say,
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: instead of nineteen ninety nine, it'll be nineteen ninety five
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: or twenty oh five, that kind of thing. And they're
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: saying retailers are going to round down, not up. So
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: let's hope that's true. But yeah, everything's going to change
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: because there's going to be no more pennies as the
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: retailers change their pricing. I thought it was like three
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: point seven whatever, three point six, three point seven tomatoes, tomatoes.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: It's it costs three and a half cents to make
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: a one cent penny.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: How stupid is that? Should this have been done a
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: very long time ago? Yeah, we're the only country that
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: has a penny. Yeah, I mean, come on, you know
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen, man, It's like, literally save your pennies
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: because they're they're gonna be worth something.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I've got a huge I do too, glass jar. Yeah,
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: of pennies, of pennies. Well, if you're gonna keep it,
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: keep it. But if you're not, take it down to
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: the coin thing and and get it cashed out before
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: they're worth nothing, right, because soon pennies will be worth nothing.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't that something else? Yeah?
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's about time. I mean, that's a stupid thing,
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: a penny. Everybody that has a penny in their pocket
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: or in their wallet or in their purse always they're like,
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: how do I get rid of this fricking penny?
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I know you know.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: So now it'll be good because you get rid of it,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: Like all the pennies I have that I've saved up.
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to bring it down to price Drop and
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: I'm going to dump it through the machine. I'll bet
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: you have at least thirty dollars worth of penny seriously. Yeah, yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: So it's like, get rid of them because I'm thrilled
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: never to have them again.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: Plus they're dirty. They're even dirtier than the nickels and
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: the dimes. They're horrible. I think I think we should
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: have done this a long time ago. This is a
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: this is a no brainer, Yeah, absolute, no brain.
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: Well, the good thing is that the last one was
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: minted yesterday. They made it a such a huge event.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: And yeah, now we have to say nickel for your thoughts.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wonder what's going to happen with
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: the the you know those those machines where you put
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: the penny in and you turn the crank. If the
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: you know in a Flowers machines don't exist anymore, JD.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: You're stuck in the past.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Now they're not even a quarter, they're like fifty or
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: seventy five cents. Yeah, you're talking about the penny gumballs.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: No, no, the thing you put the penny in it
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: and then you crank the handle. Oh, it flattens the
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: penny out and puts the the the logo of whatever
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: tourist trap you're at.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: And it doesn't that show the value of a penny
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: when you can just squish it. And you know what
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: people do with that? They put it in their pocket because.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: They look, I squished it.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Look it's fine. They put it in their pocket.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: About a week later they throw it out because what
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: are they gonna do with it? Put it on a
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: shelf in a display case. Come on, I come on, people,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: pull your head out of yours, get your head out
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: of your ass.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: That's why people are cold ship head because their head
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: is up their ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah exactly, Jed says.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: They've they've got one of the rest stop in New Hampshire.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: See say, what's gonna happen to that machine though? Yeah, Jed,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: are you gonna Are you gonna buy that machine? So
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: we have it at the house probably?
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know that would be cool to own
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: one of that great ideas And every time somebody comes
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: over they have to use their penny to squish it. Yeah,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: you can't come to my house without a penny because
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: you got to squish it. Yep, great idea, love it,
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Thanks Jed. Appreciate that, buddy. Now, get yourself dressed and
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: go to work. He's supposed to be going out today
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: to work. Well, instead, he's sitting in his desk, probably
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: watching TV. You know, this is the only person that
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: works so goddamn hard watching TV. And when I say that,
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I mean he's got three screens on his desk. Okay,
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: because he has an important job, very important job, and
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: he has three screens on his desk. Screen number one
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: is the screen with all the work he has to
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: do writing codes and all that stuff. Screen number two
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: usually is the screen he uses for let's say, his
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: meetings things like that, and screen number three is a
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: movie that he's watching while he's doing coding. But he's
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: not really coding because every time I go in there,
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: he's looking at the movie. I'm always looking at his
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: phone and it's like, dude, when are you gonna start?
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: And then he comes out at the end of the day. Woof,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: that was a rough day.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Woof long said, what too many movies in one day?
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god?
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Is it possible?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: We're getting? We're getting? It's it possible?
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: Right now?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she's with us or not. Let's
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: could it possibly be? I don't know, Kamala, are you there?
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: Is it today or tomorrow? Because yesterday's tomorrow is today,
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: but I don't know.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It's Kamala Harris live on aired out this morning. Kamala,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: it's a pleasure to talk to you. Yes, we are.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: We're We're so honored to have you this morning on
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: aired Out. Yes, it's it's.
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: An honor to be here. Thank you very much.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: So, Kamala, tell us about your morning. Routine breakfast. It
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: sounds to you you've got a splash to something, maybe
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: in the orange juice.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It's very important to have your fruit in the morning.
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: I choose to have my fruit with Tito's.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Listen, no, no, no, it's a good thing because Tito's
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: they're funding my campaign. But also I'm supporting the dogs
• 25:39
  Speaker 5: is for dog people, and I am definitely a dog.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: Perst Oh, you're a dog, all right. I love to
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: lie Kamala. Listen you you you, first of all, congratulations
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: on publishing your your book one hundred seven days. It's
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: it's been a best seller, I think. But you listen,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: you've got a narrow, narrow window here. If you're going
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: to announce your campaign that you're going to run for
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: the for the next president of the United States.
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: Well, that's the funny thing. I have one hundred and
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: seven days.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: To the day.
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: Hang out, hang on, hang on, Okay.
• 26:36
  Speaker 6: One hundred and seven days.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: And you know what those days consist of? What? Yesterday's today,
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: it's tomorrow, and it's got all the tomorrow today.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: God that you know what.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: There's also some culture in there, because I love of culture.
• 27:01
  Speaker 6: The culture is the feeling.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: It's a feeling, and it's just it just makes you
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: just feel, you know, the feel.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: The culture is a feel.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Now, why did you Why do you think you lost
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: the election last time?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Good question?
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Gee, I stay that again.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Why do you think that you lost the election last time?
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: I didn't lose.
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: I was the VP.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: How can I lose?
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Well, but you're not president.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Now I've got one hundred and seven days. It's gonna happen.
• 27:44
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna bring the culture feeling into the White House.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: You're talking like like a politician, where you're answering my
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: questions with no answers.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: Jesus, I prefer to answer questions.
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: With a question.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Oh that's questionable.
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: I'm just popping up my eyes juice with a little well,
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: splash the tinos.
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: Actually it's this. It's a splash of ice, juice.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: And my titos.
• 28:19
  Speaker 6: Yay dogs dogs.
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: Tomorrow.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: How how are you going to fix this economy? Man?
• 28:30
  Speaker 3: Listen to it.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: Listen, we always have tomorrow because because today.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: Yesterday's today is tomorrow and tomorrow today was Yesterdayamala Harris.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Lead, you are so pronound.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Congratulations night job inredible.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I've got goosebumps.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: I know that was just just I could see her
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: toyking on the phone. I could too, and she was
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: so specific, which made it even better because she really
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: nailed it, nailed it.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Nailed it, I mean, forget it. You ask her a question,
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: she goes right to the point. I love that.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love something about today and tomorrow and tomorrow's today's,
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: tomorrow's today, something like that.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: Yesterday is today's tomorrow. Yeah, something like that.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Or is it.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: Tomorrow's tomorrow's yesterday's today. I can't remember. I don't know.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: But and that's what makes a good campaign is saying
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: things that make no sense at all and people can't remember.
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: Them smoking mirrors.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because then nobody can hold it to it because
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: nobody knows what she said.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, which makes her amazing, absolutely incredible. Yeah, I can.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I hope that she's supposed to be making this announcement
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: real soon. Yeah, whether or not she's going to run
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: for president, I think she shouldn't. If she does decide,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: I hope she will call us back. Yeah, well, I
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: can tell you right now she shouldn't. It's important to
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: have a good relationship, absolutely absolutely. If we can establish
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: that with Kamala, maybe she'll call back. Yep, maybe she'll
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: come on the show someday. One never knows. But see,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: the thing is, she shouldn't run, okay, because she tainted
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: her name when she did the blame game okay, And
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: that to me is disappointing because they asked her questions
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: that were.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Vital, like what would you do with bubb blah bah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and she's like, well, I support Joe Biden and what
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: he did, and all she did was kept supporting him.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: She was a vice president, but she needed to stand
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: on her own sure and come up with her own
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: fresh ideas, and then people would have listened more. So, Kamala,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: if you're gonna, if you're gonna run again, please use
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: your own ideas.
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: Listen.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: Today is World kind this Day. Yeah, that's It's been
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: a thing for almost thirty years now, and I used
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: up my kindness well for the year. A bunch of
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: charities got together back in the late nineties and started
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: World Kindness Movement. Oh so World Kindness Day came a
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: year later in nineteen ninety eight. Okay, you know, if
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: you're encouraged to, you know, exercise a random act of kindness.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: I've got a couple of ideas here directly from the
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Random Acts of Kindness my Word Foundation.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: Which, by the way, they're saying today to be kind
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: and the rest of the year be mean.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: You could be kind all the time randomactsof Kindness dot Org.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Here we go, Number one. I won't to see how
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: you feel about this.
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: Gee. If this is.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Something that you yourself would consider doing today, okay, right?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: Number one, and this is directly from the Random Acts
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: of Kindness dot Org Godbook, Page.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: Number one.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Compliment the next three people that you talk to? Oh,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: I can do that? You can? Yeah, I can do that.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Could you pay me a compliment right now? Off the cuff?
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: You look very refreshed today. Thank you, You're welcome. Where's
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: my compliment? You look beautiful in blue? Oh? Thank you? Glenn?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Number two? Would a write write a heartfelt note to
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: your kids teacher? Yeah? No, my kids aren't in school,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: so I'm out at that one. They were gie if
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: they were, could you do it? Not if the teachers,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: but if I'm spalding. Number three. You don't even know
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: how to touch that one. Could you say good morning to
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: that random person next to you in line anywhere?
• 33:16
  Speaker 4: That's a tough.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: One because I usually tell people not to talk to me.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: See the problem with people is if you say good
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: morning or you say something nice to people, they decide
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: that's going to be a conversation and automatically they see
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: the word friend on your forehead.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: So I try to avoid.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Like when somebody says, you know, hello, how are you,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, good, I don't say how are you, because
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: then they get into this whole lecture that I don't
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: care about. So saying good morning, I might smile and nod.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: I've done that while I'm like you know, but I
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: don't know if I could say good morning and mean it.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Number four pick up litter. Oh I do that all
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the time, you know when you see that Halloween candy
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: rapper blowing past you. Yeah, you think you could do
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: that today? Yeah? I want.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: When I walk figuring, I see, you know, garbage on
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: somebody's lawn or whatever, I pick it up. As a
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: matter of fact, if I see poop on the lawn,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: I pick it up because somebody didn't clean up after
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: their dog. So I pick it up because I wouldn't
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: want to see it on my lawn. Seriously, Yeah, I've
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: done that, Sure I would. I'm sorry, but well you
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: have a bag. It's not like I can get up
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: with your hand. It doesn't matter if I have a bag.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: I'm not picking up somebody else's poop. I just I
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: do it automatically, unless it's really huge, like if it's
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: a big dog, then I know exactly which dog it is.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: And one day I will see the lady walking her
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: dog and say, could you like pick up after him?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Because he leaves quite.
• 34:42
  Speaker 4: A quite a pile.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Number four, Number five five, say something positive on social media?
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Oh you know, to compete with all the negativity out there?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, could you do that?
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I couldn't. And people live in the negative. Have you
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: noticed that people actually borrow negativity? They live in it.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: And that's so unfortunate.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Because it's nice for you to say something nice, unless
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: you're looking at a Donald Trump social media, then you
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: got to say something negative.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Number six.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Notice people he never ever addresses when I bring up
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: that clown's name. Leave a generous tip, Oh my god, Jed,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: and I do that to a fault.
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: You do.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: If the waitress is nice and the dinner was let's say,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty bucks, they get another hundred. So
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: we're very generous on our tips, especially if they treat
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: us nicely. As a matter of fact, to a fault.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: There are times I look and say how much did
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: you tip? And he's like thirty dollars. I says, why
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: it was a fifteen cup of court fifteen dollars cup
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: of corp.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I like the way she treated me.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: And you can tell certain waiters or waitresses that need
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: or look forward to that tip, and those are the
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: ones that they're polite enough. I'm going to make sure
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: that they've earned their keep while helping me.
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: Text or call a random friend just to tell them
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: that you love them, that you're thinking of them, or
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: just how awesome.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: They I did that this morning. I didn't text a call.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I sent a message to one of my dearest girlfriends
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: saying that I was very very happy that.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: She was my best friend. So isn't that something? Yeah,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: and you didn't even know at the time that it's
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: random active food. Because you know what, you shouldn't be
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: doing random act of kindness for one day? Okay, you should.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Everybody should try to at least once a day consciously
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: do something nice for somebody, whether it be say something,
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: acknowledge them, hear them, sometimes just listening to somebody. Yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: that's talking about something somebody you know, because I don't
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: listen to.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: People who I don't know.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: But just usually it's nice to once a day, maybe twice,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Like when I go to Dunkin Donuts and I get
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: my coffee in the drive through and I see a
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: car behind me. So when I pull up to pay,
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: I say, I'm paying for the car behind me.
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: This isn't that nice cheese? And then I pay and
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: I leave.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: I don't wait for any acknowledgments. I don't wait for
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: them to wave. I literally just leave and that leaves
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: them with the what happened. And one time over the summer,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: I did that, and I went back for coffee the
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: next day, and the girl behind the counter says, you
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: started a trend because you paid for the person behind you.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: When I told them the car in front paid for you,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: they said, oh, well, then I'll pay for the person
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: behind me. And she says, we went almost three hours
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: with people paying for the car behind them.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: No shit.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: So it was nice to know that that snowballed into
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: a positive effect. Now I'd like to know who the
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: asshole is that didn't do it afterwards, but overall, you know, sometimes,
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: you know, Jed and I have gone to the store
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: and somebody didn't have enough money. They're like, let me
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: go check my car. And while they're gone, I paid
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: for them and then I left. When they came back
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: with the change, the lady said, oh, your order has
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: already been paid for.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: That's amazing.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: So, you know, And it's not because we're rich, because
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: we're not. But sometimes it's nice to relieve the burden,
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: even if it's only a five dollar cup of coffee
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: or a fifteen dollars snack. You know, sometimes it's nice
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: to help other people.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I love that.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I certainly won't admit him public though, because I don't
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: want people to think I'm that nice.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I love that. That is so cool. Uh uh, it's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: time for this stupid criminal file. Ah. Yes, the guy's
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: name is Todd Bond. Not that we're going to give
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: anybody's names out, but gee, yeah, do you really think
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: I would give someone's name out if they're a stupid criminal.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Especially Todd Bond? Why would you throw him under the
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: bus like you never would.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Do never b O n D Never never Todd, Yeah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Todd would two. D's forty six years old.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: And we would never tell their age anyway, because then
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: that would narrow I'm down more.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Nope, wouldn't do that either. The true story here. Forty
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: six years old, arrested for multiple porch thefts in Mississippi
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: and Alabama, two states, including one house where they stumbled
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: upon a massive treasure. The house had a dozen packages
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: stacked up on the porch, and Todd made repeated trips
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: from the from the porch to his car to snatch
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: every single one of them. And he was caught on
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: the the homeoters camera. Wow, faith and all faith and all.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: What an idiot.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: And if he had taken one, they probably wouldn't have
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: even been known because they had a whole bunch of stuff.
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Are you ready for this?
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: I'm ready.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: There's more to it. Oh my god, there's Todd was
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: dressed in a disguise. Uh huh, so that he wouldn't
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: be recognized. Do you have the picture of the disguise?
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I do, of course you do. He was dressed as
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: a woman. Ah. Todd had long bleached hair, a headband, makeup,
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: and a skirt. I'll show you the picture here in
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: a second. He was arrested and charged with first degree
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: theft of property and impersonating a woman and in person.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I forgot that one. Yeah. The police said that they
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: weren't sure if he was wearing a costume or if
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: this is how he always dresses, which is fine, yep.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: But Todd has later admitted that it was a disguise
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: nice so that he would never be you ready, Yeah,
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: here's the picture of Tod. I mean, yeah, there's nothing
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: preppy about her. That's the spirit of giving right there. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: that is that. We just made everybody laugh and uh yeah,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: that's wow. That's scary. Gonna do it, Todd, get down
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: to the roots.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, no, and good God, put more makeup on.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Does Todd need a little bit of fill in the lips?
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: And and Todd just like like a man with long
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: he looks like one of the bee gees.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Remember that they all had long hair. Tragedy. It was
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: definitely a tragedy. He didn't do that bad of a
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: of a job on the eyeliner though, No, he definitely
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: his eyes stand out the bush. We gotta spread it out, Todd.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: He got Yeah, too much. There's too much up near that.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: It looks like bags under your eyes. Yeah.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's important Todd that you that you put the
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: you put the blush in specific spot and.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: You spread it.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you look like I don't know, I don't
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: know what he looks like.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Charylyn says, when the beer goggles wear off, Yeah, good God.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: Imagine taking that home and seeing that the next morning.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Whoa, that's too much for me, Charlyn Sherilyn has sent me.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know where they are. If if if you, babe,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: if you're listen and send it to me on uh
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: on messenger. The the the videos of these these people
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: that are that the packages are exploding, they're they're they're
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: they're packages where they're they're it's bait. Yeah, but you
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: put a fake package on your on your porch, and
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: when your porch pirate steals it. It explodes with this
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: blue ink. Oh that's price it should be.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: It should be blue ink and glitter because that never
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: comes out.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: It might be awesome. I don't, I don't know, but
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: they're fantastic. I love these videos. I just love.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: I was going to buy Tracy a gift and have
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: it sent to her house that when she opens it up,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: glitter pops everywhere, goes everywhere. But I knew she would
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: totally hunt me down like.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: A rabbit dog. Seriously, would she?
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, she'd probably get she'd probably go to
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Holly Lobby and get a whole bunch of glittering come
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: to my house and just sprinkle it everywhere, just to
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: piss me off.
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I love I just love it. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: see if I can find it. I'm going through here,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for but I just I laughed so hard
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: when I saw this. I just love it. Well, why
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: would you?
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: Why would you open a box or a gift or
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: whatever that you don't know who it's from. That would
• 44:21
  Speaker 2: make me uncomfortable.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Well, it's because you're a porch pirate and you just
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: want to you know, Oh, the porch pirates. Yes, yeah, yes,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I'm looking for it. I'm looking for it. Oh, she's
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: really sent me some inappropriate stuff here. Just glancing through
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: some of this stuff is like unbelievable. Man, I would
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: never put this on the air show. And keep your
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: clothes on when you send videos, come on with this
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: amazing pictures of me, pictures of Eugie. Can you send
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: you a picture of last of Monday when we were out? No?
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: What was that?
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: When we were out to dinner for your birth day. No, yeah,
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: where's that picture?
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: You have it?
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I'll find it? She did? She did? She send you
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: the picture of the uh of the balloon art that
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: has kind of deflated a little bit. No, have you
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: seen this? No, I'll show it to you. It's right
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: there there. Look at this. Isn't that amazing? Yeah? This
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: was some bloom balloon art that Lily had, which mm
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: hmm has deflated a little bit. Yeah, I see if
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: there's in there, there's another one. Isn't that nice? Yeah?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: What is it? What's it supposed to be? Well, it's
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, And yet we call it art.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: It's like going to the museum and seeing cert not
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: and going I don't know what that's.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Supposed to be. It's uh, And yet it's odd. She
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: might I might have it right here. It was a poodle,
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: he says, it was a pole. Oh okay, all right.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was the angle that made it difficult. Yeah,
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: that's gotta be it. Every by, Just so you know,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: the reason JD is not talking is because he's diligently
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: trying to find a video to share with you people.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yep, yep, got a lot of stuff that's not working
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: this morning.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: And he's got a lot of videos, but none of
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: it's what he wants, and now he's really lost himself
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean this is this is live stuff. That
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: link that you sent me babies is not working. So yeah,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: thanks bab Yeah, thanks for throwing him under the bus
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: and making him look as stupid as he really is.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: What else we have going on? You know what? You
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: know what burns my ass? You want to do what
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: burns my ass? Yeah?
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: All right, yeah, you know what burns my ass? What
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: burns your first thing in the morning going to Dunkin
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Donuts to get coffee and instead of getting on the
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: line with the cars, because it goes all the way
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: around the building, you go inside and there's a man
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: at the counter and he orders his strength and his doughnut.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: She brings it to him, he pays her, and he
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: just stands there and you're behind him and you're waiting patiently,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: and he's putting his wallet away, and he's grabbing his
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: phone and checking something and he's sipping his coffee, and
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: finally g had to say, could you move over please?
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Did you speak up and say something?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: And he looked at me and he goes, gosh, gosh,
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: you know in the morning, guess what, people, we're going
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: to work, We got things to do. We want to
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: pop in, pop out, right, Not this guy. Clearly he
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: doesn't have a job. And all he did was stand there,
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: and it's like move it along. People who stand at
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: a register and talk or goof off when they're done,
• 48:07
  Speaker 2: and it's like move that burns my ass and it's
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: done so much and it's hard to be nice.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: And that's all you said was or that's all he
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: said to you was he went gosh. Oh. I thought
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: he said gee. No he said gosh, okay, because then
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: you could have said, yeah, that's my name, don't wear
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: No, he went gosh. And I was like, gosh. So
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: that pissed me off because I had to get three coffees.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Gee.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: This is World Kindness Day, buddy.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: I understand, but he wasn't being kind by moving aside.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: It's like when you talk, when somebody talks to a
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: cashier and they're done and they keep talking and you're like,
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: come on, this isn't social hour. Yeah, especially when you're
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: in a long line and you're waiting, waiting, waiting.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: It's finally your term.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: But the lady in funny was gabbing about her her
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: son doing blah blah blah, and you're like, you know what,
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: nobody cares about your son. And most of the times
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: they don't even know the cash year is not nice.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: But most of the time they don't even know the
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: cash hire. They're just talking. And the cast here two
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: seconds later is not even gonna remember what the conversation was.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: People just like to talk. I'm going to read a
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: comment here. It says, you know what's worse than that
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: When you're on your way to work and you stop
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: to get a coffee at the corner store and you
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: get behind the person who spends five minutes buying scratch tickets. Yeah,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: oh my god, oh my god.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: That gets And what they do is they wait until
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: everything's rung up and they pay for it, and the
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: lady says, anything else, Yeah, actually, could I get a
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: scratch ticket? And they're like, oh this way, you no
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: one over you one over there, and let me have one,
• 49:59
  Speaker 2: and then they pull the one. You know what, let
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: me have two? But also can I get And you're
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: like Jesus christy.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: But then you gotta stop and think about which one
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you want. Yes see, yeah, maybe I know, I'll try
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: the Well I didn't went on that one last time. Yeah, so.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Or the best is you're waiting in a light to
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: make a left and the green light comes on and
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: they don't go, and when they realize it's a green arrow,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: they they inch up and then they missed the arrow.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: So you missed it again. Oh and it's like, gosh.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Pay attention to the road. Oh I was, I was texting. Well,
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: you can't text and drive. I wasn't driving. I was
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: par I was stopped.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: That's that's a good one right now. Oh my gosh.
• 50:48
  Speaker 2: You know, I understand, I understand, But try to have
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: some some knowledge of what's going on around you. Be
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: aware of your surroundings. Be aware the time. It's six
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: point thirty in the morning. People guess why I'm out
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: here going to work.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Let's move it along. Here's a beautiful one from someone
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: named Sherilyn Williams. It says, my favorite are the people
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: who I want to show your I'm putting the camera on.
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: You, okay.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: The people who fill up gas and then go into
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: the door for ages, getting coffee and snacks, because the
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: parking locking the car at the pump. Yes, that is
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: so inapproach. This is basic gas pump etiquettes.
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, Or they park in the back pump and
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: leave the front pump wide open.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: It's like move up and John says, or park at
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: the pump, but don't get guessed and just walk into
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: the store and buy some shit.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what they do because they don't want to
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: park in the parking spot because that means they've got.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: To back out afterwards. All the time, and people do that, Francine.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: And what I do is I roll down my window,
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: or I stand at the pump and when they come out,
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: I look at them and go seriously, seriously, you had
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: to shop with your car here while people are waiting
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: to get gas and they look at you like this yeah,
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: or they smile, they're like oh, and they get in
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: the car and you're like that, I.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: Wasn't being funny. More on, I know, jeez, what's up
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: that guy's ass too? Yeah?
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: What's up my asss I've been waiting to get gas
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: and I have to wait for you to get out
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: and move your car.
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: Francine, is a beautiful one here. This is so beautiful.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: This puts a tear in my eye.
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: You ready.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Apparently everybody's got something that burns them today. She says,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: what burns my ass is when people piss in the
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: driveway before they go into the cannabis shop.
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: Wow.
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's just gross. It's beautiful, that's gross.
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have to ask what she's doing in
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: the cannabis shop, but I can't judge, because, yeah, I
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: go there all.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: The time.
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: Because I'm dealing with people that park and a gas pump.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: And when you're dealing with people like that, you gotta
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: you gotta take something to subsidize that mood.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Sure, we've got the bait package video. He finally, are
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: you ready? Yeah, there we go. Have you seen this?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I love now so much I could watch it all day.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: Here it is, here we go. Mm hmmm, hold on, whoa,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Well it was angus? Uh there he is again? Uh
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: look at this? I mean, is this? This is it
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: right here?
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: What?
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Boh? That's awesome, dude, that's awesome.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: Ready, Oh yeah, with glitter that would be awesome.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Here it's a big one. Here it is with freaking awesome.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: That's hysterical. That's awesome. It's a boy oh boy, oh boy,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: oh boy. That just shows how stupid people. I would
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: love to do this. I mean, what do you do?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: I would do it with glitter that and glitter boof
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: love it. A little bit of yellow in that one.
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: That's awesome. Oh look at this. I have to Gee,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: can we can someone do this in central front? Please? Oh?
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Oh hell yeah? Oh yeah, Oh my god, this guy
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: is gonna have blue snot for a couple of months.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah ready, And it goes light in the face and everything,
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: and you know what, you deserve it.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: People deserve it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: That one's great. Of course you got to clean up afterwards,
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: but it's worth.
• 54:57
  Speaker 4: It, thank god.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Maybe Gee or maybe j could help us make something
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: like this. Oh you know he would, would he? Oh
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: you know he would. Oh gosh.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: But it has to be basically, when you pick it
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: up and move it, it explodes.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Sure yeah, sure, oh man, because they.
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: Have the ones when you open it explodes. But but
• 55:15
  Speaker 2: it happening on the street is priceless.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I have.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: A question for you. Yeah, are you And you don't
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: have to answer this question, okay unless I put some
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: pressure on you. Okay, it's flu season now, yep, it's
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: officially cold and flu season.
• 55:34
  Speaker 4: Yep, have you had the flu shot?
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Not yet, but I'm going to get it. Okay. I'm
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: freaking because I normally get the flu shot and I
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: haven't done it yet, and I'm I should know better. Yeah,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: but I'm like, it's November thirteenth and I haven't received
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: my flu shot yet. I'm kind of freaking out if
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I missed the window. No, go to Walgreens or whatever
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: and you can get it. I go.
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: My doctor gives me mine when I go. But here's
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: the funny thing. I love when people say this. It
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: makes me laugh. If I get the flu shot, I
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: always get the flu.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, guess what. The flu shot is not a live
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: flu agent. Okay. They're not giving you the flu.
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, They're giving you the antibodies and stuff to go
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: in you so that if you do get the flu.
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: G people are getting sensitive.
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: I don't care if they listen. If they listen to Kennedy,
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: then they're idiots. Okay, if you do get the flu,
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: it won't be as bad.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: That's true. That's that's the whole thing. So people do it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: If not for yourself, do it for your family and
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: the people that you run into at work.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: And out in the street.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Because I go when I go into a store and
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: I see somebody hacking a lung into their arm or
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: their hand, I turn around, I look at them and say,
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: go home.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: You know why you coughing all over the store? Go
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: home home.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: So get your flu shot. It's not going to kill you,
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: and it helps. Yeah, But then you know, everybody has
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: their own belief on shots, you know, and on on
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: immunizations and stuff, and you all believe what you want
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: to believe. That's what makes the world go around, right exactly.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: I don't persecute you for not doing it, but if
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: you are sick, I persecute you for going out in
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: public and getting everyone else sick.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Have you have you already thought about what you're gonna
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: do for for Thanksgiving, for Christmas? If you got that
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: all worked out, all done? Okay?
• 57:36
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: My Christmas has already planned out. I did that two
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: and a half months ago.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you bastard.
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: And Thanksgiving. I know exactly what I'm bringing to the
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: Thanksgiving dinner, and I know exactly what Jed's bringing. So yeah,
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: because we go next door to Tracy's.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: I wish I could figure shit out like this.
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: Why you don't have to figure it out. Thanksgiving is
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: not your problem. You just show up and do what
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: you do best.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: SHERYLN figures everything out, of.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: Course she does, because she's organized. But you just show
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: up and do what you do best.
• 58:08
  Speaker 4: Eat.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Apple is now selling a new accessory called the iPhone pocket.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, have you seen or heard? I think I've
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: heard of it, but I don't remember exactly.
• 58:22
  Speaker 4: What it does.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: It is basically, it's it's it's it's basically a knitted case,
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: okay for your iPhone with a strap that can be worn.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a like a like a tote
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: or exterior pocket. So why would you need that just
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: to carry, you know, just carry your your iPhone on
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: the on the outside of Why can't you just go
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: buy a case that has some kind of a string
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: or whatever and put your iPhone in that or put
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: it in your pocket of your coat. Yeah, Or here's
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: a thought, leave your phone at home? Well, come on,
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: we don't do that. What I do that often? I
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: got to bring your phone with you.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: No, when Jed and I go out shopping or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of times I leave my phone at home
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: and then people call me and say where were you
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  Speaker 2: I sent you a texture didn't respond? Or where were
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  Speaker 2: you I called you when you were Guess what? I
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: didn't take my phone with me because I grew up
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: in an era where there was no phones. When you
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: went out, there was an answering machine. And before the
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: answering machine, you literally missed a call.
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  Speaker 1: Period you missed. If you missed it, you missed it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, the answering machine sucked because if I got a
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  Speaker 2: call from somebody and I was at my parents' house,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: because that's where you live when you're a kid, you
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: hit the answering machine and your parents get to hear
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: the message too. But for those young kids who don't know,
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: we didn't have any of that stuff. I think the
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: first mobile phone was this big, huge box that sat
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: in a car on the on the console, and that
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: you took looking strapped around you and carried like a purse.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: Well here, well look, I'm gonna show you on the
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: monitor right now here, here's what this thing looks like.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: The iPhone pocket I don't get it. Available at select
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Apple store locations beginning Friday, November fourteenth. This is tomorrow.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Look at this thing? You ready? Yeah, here's all the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: different colors you can get.
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  Speaker 4: Wow. See you look.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a little, you know, knitted thing and
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: you slip your iPhone in there and you can carry
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: it around like this. I tell you what.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody who does macroma make a bunch of those in
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  Speaker 2: Salem for cheaper you probably make a fortune. That's ridiculous.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: There's people doing this right now. They're listening to you
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: and they're like, oh my god, that gee just gave
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: me the idea. Yeah, look yeah, see but look at
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: how hippy look though. That's ridiculous. Here's here's what are
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: they selling it for? Here we go right here, here's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: your answer. iPhone pocket in short strap design retails at
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: one hundred and forty nine dollars, ah the long strap
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: at two hundred and twenty nine dollars.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be more than just that. It's got to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: have like a charging station or something in it. No,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: I mean, who would spend that much? You know, who
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: would spend it? People on EBT that can't afford to.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Feed their family. Be careful now, No, it's a fact.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: What about the.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: People out there that are homeless but they have a
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: really nice phone and they got to sign up saying homeless,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: anything will help while they're talking on their fucking expensive
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: phone that you know, courts at least eleven hundred dollars.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: It's not one of the ones from Walmont, okay, and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: they're wearing Nike sneakers. It's like, come on, take that
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: money and put it towards food and a home. You
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: thought it, geez at it? Yep, Well that's it. People
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: think this stuff all the time, but nobody. Nobody wants
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: to say it because it's not politically correct, or it's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: body shaming, or it's this shaming.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 4: You know what.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: Shame all you want? I've been shamed a lot. Okay,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: shit happens. Move on, get tough. Yeah, but one hundred
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: two hundred dollars for a little Macro made bag that
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: you that you put your phone in. Yeah, ladies, start clocheting.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: You can make yourself a serious ass fortune.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: I want to go out today with a beautiful, beautiful
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: video and I don't know if you have seen this
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: or heard about this, This incredibly beautiful performance of Simon
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: and Garfunkle's The Sound of Silence. Okay, great song, great
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: song played on Robert Chickens. Have you have you seen this, No.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: I can hear it.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Talk about choking the chicken. Oh my gosh, it's beautiful,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: it's it's I would hire him. Does anybody want to
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: play with my chickens?
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  Speaker 3: Here?
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  Speaker 1: Squeeze this chicken?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, my.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: Lord help us. This guy's face serious. Look at his
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: Look at I know he's like position ready to go
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: hit that. I know, baby, looks like he's gonna shoot himself.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Please whisper the sounds of silence?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Please?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: How does how does he do that? Though?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Who cares?
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