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EP 3 - DADDY NEVER MISSES · Relatables

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  Speaker 1: Coming up on relatables. I've ever counted the palms?
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  Speaker 2: Have you?
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  Speaker 1: But what do you want?
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  Speaker 2: Thing like I'm doing? I'm doing?
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  Speaker 1: Who do you appreciate it? Daddy never misses.
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  Speaker 3: Relatable Relatables podcast is sensed by myself J.
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  Speaker 4: Craig aka Daddy and my partner in crime, mister aka mommy.
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  Speaker 1: What are we doing having a podcast? That is boy,
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  Speaker 1: I have something to say to you, a confession as
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  Speaker 1: you will the other day. So Beth and Bethany and
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  Speaker 1: I am moving talking about it for a few weeks coming.
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  Speaker 1: By the time this comes out, I might have been moved.
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  Speaker 1: But we've been selling stuff right. Actually, okay, quick random story.
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  Speaker 1: I know we have to get into something, but quick
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  Speaker 1: random this at the time. So daddies, we sold a chair, right,
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  Speaker 1: and these people come to pick it up and saw
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  Speaker 1: photos of it, best sent the measurements of it. Everything right,
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  Speaker 1: these people come to pick it up. I carry it ow.
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  Speaker 1: I helped helped the it's a boyfriend and girlfriend. I
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  Speaker 1: helped the guy carried out to the car. He goes.
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  Speaker 1: I was just up here on the right and I
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  Speaker 1: was like thinking, not a single car I'm looking at
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  Speaker 1: is going to fit this fucking thing in it.
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  Speaker 2: I hate when people do this. And then and then
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  Speaker 2: we walk up here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just this one here, just like a small sedan,
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  Speaker 1: and I was wasn't fitting dude. He opens the front
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  Speaker 1: seat and goes, yeah, I think it might fit in here,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like.
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  Speaker 2: Was this guy okay in the head?
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  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 2: Clearly not?
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  Speaker 1: And like they I was just like kind of amused,
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck it. I was like, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, but yeah, we can try.
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  Speaker 2: You should have said, oh, I'll let you deal with
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  Speaker 2: this and walk back in your house.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to do. I older than that,
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  Speaker 1: and so unfortunately Beth followed us out. We were all
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  Speaker 1: that it was the whole thing, and so I was
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't really doing much. I just helped him kind
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  Speaker 1: of get it into the front seat and it was
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  Speaker 1: still sticking halfway out, and he was like, oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I think that's going to fit. Suiting by it wait,
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  Speaker 1: and so he's him and his girlfriend are like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when are you leaving again? We said, oh, like second
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  Speaker 1: of March, and they go, oh yeah, that's good because
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  Speaker 1: they get there moving at the end of March and
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  Speaker 1: they're going to have a big truck and they're like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you're not going to be here then like that sucks,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And then Beth is like, oh, like
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  Speaker 1: I think one of them might have even said, like,
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  Speaker 1: you know, does it fit in any of your guys's cars?
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  Speaker 1: And I was like the first, yeah, exactly. The first
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  Speaker 1: of all, I was thinking, the nerve to ask.
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  Speaker 2: That that's when you say I don't drive would have
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  Speaker 2: been a good one.
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  Speaker 1: And then that's kind of like oh, and to be fair,
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to just get rid of the chair and
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  Speaker 1: how much chair, I don't know how much best on.
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  Speaker 2: One hundred bucks, I think it was a little more.
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  Speaker 2: I said leave it if it was under a hundred.
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  Speaker 1: AnyWho, And so eventually we figure out we actually took
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  Speaker 1: it down to best car and it fit in her car,
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  Speaker 1: and so we said like, yeah, we'll bring it over
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  Speaker 1: to you, like we're doing something at the moment we
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  Speaker 1: can't like we'll bring it over later. And so that's
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  Speaker 1: first of all, I want your thoughts on that.
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  Speaker 2: Are you guys like now friends or something?
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  Speaker 1: Nah?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: But what we did do was best and I got
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  Speaker 1: to their place they lived in like this kind of
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  Speaker 1: busy area within a big apartment building or whatever, and
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  Speaker 1: we just left it on the side of the road,
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  Speaker 1: let them carry it like two hundred meters up to
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  Speaker 1: their drove it anyway. So yeah, firstly, I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say that's what that's something that has happened in
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  Speaker 1: my recent time. And I was just wanted to say,
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  Speaker 1: PSA to anyone buying something at a marketplace, don't ignore
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  Speaker 1: the measurements and bring a big enough car.
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  Speaker 2: Funny you said that. Actually I am moving in with
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  Speaker 2: my girlfriend as well, and I bought a fridge and
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  Speaker 2: he was about a fifteen minute drive away, and I
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  Speaker 2: rocked up to the girl micropace fridge. Yeah, okay, it's
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  Speaker 2: like a good one. It was like brand new. It
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  Speaker 2: didn't fit through his front door. Got the measurements fit
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  Speaker 2: through mine, well Cassie's, but anyway, so I.
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  Speaker 1: Put it in a window. Anyway.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a brand new high sense frinch fridge.
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  Speaker 1: Really good.
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  Speaker 2: A dozen bucks, like five hundred bucks. Anyway, I rocked
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  Speaker 2: up my dad's ute straps a trolley and my dad
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  Speaker 2: and I.
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  Speaker 1: Rocked up with this guy and the guy was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're really prepared. I was like Oh, I'm moving a fridge.
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  Speaker 2: I sold a bike last week to some guy couldn't
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  Speaker 2: walk what And he made me like try and lift
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  Speaker 2: it into his car with him and he.
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  Speaker 1: Could barely walk.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, this is a really nice change. I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: pat myself on the back.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's a fridge. Like the audacity of
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  Speaker 1: some people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And the guy still had to help me lift
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  Speaker 2: it into my trade to be fair, because it's a
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  Speaker 2: fucking fridge.
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  Speaker 1: But that's what you expect.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's like, oh yeah, I'm like, god, I'm
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  Speaker 2: good from here. The the audacity of some people couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Believe it when they said, like she knew she was
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  Speaker 1: being a bit rude, being like what about your car?
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  Speaker 1: Because she was like what about your car? In a
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  Speaker 1: joking manner anyway, So fuck those people anyway. But what
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  Speaker 1: I was getting onto was on the drive over to
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  Speaker 1: the this is where it was, it called wing harmonized
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  Speaker 1: on the drive over to that, that was the biggest
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  Speaker 1: side story ever.
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  Speaker 2: Could have just gone straight to this. Yeah, welcome to relatable.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: So the HD boy is more like she she fucking
• 5:49
  Speaker 1: loves pitch perfect yea, and started playing a pitch Perfect album,
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  Speaker 1: which is a cappella and the treble makers, Bro, the
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  Speaker 1: treble makers, they kind of slack.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait wait, Treble's are like that big doing a
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  Speaker 2: long thing.
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  Speaker 1: So the name of the the name of the guys
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  Speaker 1: that have a group that are an a cappella group
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  Speaker 1: in the movie Pitch Perfect are called the treble makers.
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  Speaker 1: Treble is something to do with music. Yeah, and Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I was bopping to these motherfuckers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't say I remember pitch Perfect day.
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  Speaker 1: I'd watch it again. Oh, good movie, cringey, but good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like equivalent of high school musical way.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say it's kind of on that. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't have like there's love story wise because like
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  Speaker 1: high school musical people like love it for obviously the
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  Speaker 1: musical and then like the love story between Troy and that,
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: and then I'd say pitch Perfect is just.
• 6:44
  Speaker 2: Funny, sidetracking even more. Yeah, yeah, guys, let's start far
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: off with it. I started reading a new book. Actually,
• 6:50
  Speaker 2: I'm on my self help journey, So that's disgusting. I
• 6:57
  Speaker 2: didn't tell you you're gonna hate this. I'm listening. And
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: also it is called the Way of the Superior Man.
• 7:10
  Speaker 2: A spiritual guide to mastering the challenges of women.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm sorry, I think we might have to
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  Speaker 1: turn the cameras on. It's not much insane thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually quite interesting and it's not what you think
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  Speaker 2: it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's like balancing.
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  Speaker 2: It's balancing your like masculine and feminine energies in a
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  Speaker 2: healthy way, which a lot of men can't actually do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, how do you find it?
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  Speaker 2: I've heard about it before. A couple of friends have
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  Speaker 2: recommended it, but it's blowing up on TikTok again. It's
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  Speaker 2: really good for like lost men. But I wanted to say,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get to something. Yeah, when you watch
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  Speaker 2: a movie, would you prefer to watch something that's like
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  Speaker 2: a comedy or like an action movie? Like what's something
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  Speaker 2: really easy or something that's like really masculine in a
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  Speaker 2: lot going on? And like what would you prefer those
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  Speaker 2: two options?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, depending on mood. But I'm going to answer this easier,
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  Speaker 1: just more black and white. I want to say, majority
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  Speaker 1: of the time I love an action Okay, yeah, majority
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  Speaker 1: of the time I do like action.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna love that you said that. From that one thing,
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  Speaker 2: I know that you are the dom in the bedroom?
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  Speaker 1: What the fuck this? I tell you, this is the
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  Speaker 1: most toxic maculinity book you could ever read. For you,
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  Speaker 1: for you to think that I'm the dom in the
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  Speaker 1: bedroom from just liking action movies is the most fucking
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  Speaker 1: insane thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask this. Am I wrong? Mmm? You take lead?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, I reckon, I do take lead? Now? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Did you only just start liking watching action movies?
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  Speaker 1: I've always debunked the mug's red pil man to my left,
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  Speaker 1: get him out of the studio. No, no, no, I
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  Speaker 1: think it's getting to something. I think it's getting this.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't let me know. I'm only like twenty chapters in,
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  Speaker 1: but that's the start of it.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was interest. I was resonating him with
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  Speaker 2: it a lot because I really like action movies. I
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  Speaker 2: like to think I'm the dom.
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  Speaker 1: Cassie, What you're so funy?
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  Speaker 2: Have you said any of this to Cassie? No? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I haven't finished a book yet.
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  Speaker 1: Dang, she knows what I'm in the bedroom.
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  Speaker 2: No one else does.
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  Speaker 1: I know for a fact, because a couple of weeks ago,
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  Speaker 1: when we had a I think we might have been
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  Speaker 1: on Patreon when we did the rest of our speak
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  Speaker 1: pipes for what's the craziest thing A guy said in
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  Speaker 1: the bedroom and a woman said, I said to him, Oh,
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: you're so girthy, and then he said, thanks, I think
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: I get it from my dad. We said he he
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  Speaker 1: ha ha, And then you're like, what do you actually say?
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  Speaker 1: And then when we re enacted.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yours was way better.
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  Speaker 1: I remember, to be fair, my mind was better. But like,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think either one of us were like taken
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  Speaker 1: on a dom roll.
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  Speaker 2: No, but I would say I'm not vocal in the bedroom,
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  Speaker 2: but I definitely lead, okay, one hundred leading, but a
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  Speaker 2: handling handling, Yeah, yeah, I like to think. So I
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  Speaker 2: think that turns me on as well.
• 10:15
  Speaker 1: You just like silent, heavy breather.
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  Speaker 2: I say a couple of things like damn, like fucking
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  Speaker 2: don't make crazy guys. What do you say that? Mister?
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  Speaker 2: Fucking I watch action movies.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, can I just say something I don't want to know?
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  Speaker 2: You think you're a dog of an alter ego? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you think you're a dog in a bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: I have an alter ego. Do you mind if I
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  Speaker 1: go on top now? I actually want to leave that
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  Speaker 1: up to the bad his imaginations. Okay, if anybody's been
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  Speaker 1: listening for a while, I want you to think of
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  Speaker 1: what I'm like, think of the opposite.
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  Speaker 2: And that is a great segue for I g question
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  Speaker 2: of the week. If you were a man, what would
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: you say post finishing? So I said, well, we said
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  Speaker 2: finishing for the keeping it pg on ig. But that's
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  Speaker 2: like postcoming, post nutting. Yeah, yeah, if you were a
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  Speaker 2: post ejaculation.
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  Speaker 1: On if you So this is if we this is
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  Speaker 1: for women.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to reiterate, if you knew around here, we're ninety
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  Speaker 2: plus percent women.
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  Speaker 1: We love the baddies.
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  Speaker 2: And we asked our women audience, if you were a man,
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  Speaker 2: what would you say post coming? Okay, so the girls
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  Speaker 2: are thinking I got a willie going on, getting in
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: the male misogynistic mindset.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't say much. Have you ever done
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  Speaker 1: you ever? Have you ever? Nah? I don't like that.
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  Speaker 2: We normally like have a bit of a debrief how
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  Speaker 2: the game was?
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  Speaker 1: You know? What is so funny? So do we? So
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: we wear instant shower like I have to share it
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  Speaker 1: separately though, because I'm too hot. Oh, I'll shower together because.
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  Speaker 2: She loves the mad hot And if I go in
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  Speaker 2: there straight afterward, I'm like, I'm fucking square.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, see I'll go well, like usually I'll be
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  Speaker 1: in the bathroom while so then yeah, like the debrief
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  Speaker 1: thing is actually so fucking relatable, and I assume most
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  Speaker 1: people do this, like after maybe a good session. Sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it'll be like, you know, maybe Better will be like,
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  Speaker 1: oh you just try this new thing, and I'm like,
• 12:24
  Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, you must have been getting into it,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, I kind of what was.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking old? Jake's back? Okay, you what when it's a
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  Speaker 2: have you ever had? We're like a debrief and and
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  Speaker 2: like that was a few and you're like.
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  Speaker 1: No notes, it's good. I never say no notes. Really no,
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  Speaker 1: I like that term though. No notes is cool. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I do like no notes. I get a couple of
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  Speaker 1: feel good one time. I I never ever have any notes.
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  Speaker 1: I guess you know, it's always good. Yeah, sometimes Better
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  Speaker 1: can have like some notes with me. But one one
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  Speaker 1: time Beth like touched my butt. Well we were having
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  Speaker 1: sex do that and I was like, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: the audacity, what do you mean like rabbit and pull?
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  Speaker 1: She can't what did she do? I think she just
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  Speaker 1: kind of like she did a bit of like a
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  Speaker 1: caress and then and then after when we were having
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  Speaker 1: a little debrief, she was like, oh, would you think
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  Speaker 1: of like the bum toush? And I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: don't do that.
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  Speaker 2: She laughed, laughing, be like oh yeah, fair, fair, all right.
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  Speaker 2: So if you're a man, what will you say post finishing?
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  Speaker 2: Good doing business with you. That's fucked good doing business.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of funny though it's like a little one
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  Speaker 2: night stand. Yeah, okay, that could be like pleasure doing
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  Speaker 2: business with you? Yeah, pleasure. Actually think that's kind of
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  Speaker 2: shake the hand, walk out.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, to be fair, we're not in a romantic relationship,
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  Speaker 1: so let's keep this business, keep this all business.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, if you're a man, what would you
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  Speaker 2: say post finishing?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why I find that so funny. That's
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  Speaker 1: really funny.
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  Speaker 2: No, I think like, yeah, like coming from a girl,
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  Speaker 2: like thank you, You're welcome. I'll let you fucking tap
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  Speaker 2: this shit, Jimmy.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, thank you. PA say to all men you should
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  Speaker 1: be thanking all the women you have sex with.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, honestly, well maybe not like immediately after you ejaculated.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. I don't know is this something that women
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  Speaker 2: want to hear? If you were a man, what would
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  Speaker 2: you say post finishing you were amazing? Big spoon or
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  Speaker 2: little spoon?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I guess it's kind of giving a compliment and
• 14:48
  Speaker 1: then being like, do you want to be the big
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  Speaker 1: spoon or don want to be a little spin because
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: you're about to cuddle? Yeah, shure.
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  Speaker 2: I could never do that after a session.
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  Speaker 1: I could after the shower, yeah, after the shower. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: But also I feel like after that it's kind of
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  Speaker 2: it becomes like a little phase of.
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  Speaker 1: Like, don't touch me. What's with that?
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  Speaker 2: Like before shower, a couple kisses. Yeah, yeah that was good,
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  Speaker 2: talking them through it and we both shower a little
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  Speaker 2: fucking hand touching that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like want your leg on me?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll we convene when we go to sleep.
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  Speaker 1: Let's wake up and think about it. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: got to think about being in love again.
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  Speaker 2: This one's good. If you're a man, what would you
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  Speaker 2: say post finishing? Thank you for allowing me the honor.
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  Speaker 2: I'll go home now.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, another good one. Know your place, yes, yeah, know
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  Speaker 1: your place.
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  Speaker 2: The job is done, you can leave. Oh, we're a
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: couple of friends like this. If you're a man, what
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: would you say post finishing? Alrighty, wear'd my vape end up?
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  Speaker 1: Fuck? That would be the biggest eck, Like, oh wait,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: my vape still a naked walking around?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: If you still vape it, everyone knows it's bad for you.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Why are you doing it?
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: It's so it's so black and white. And also, who's
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: smoking in twenty twenty six? It causes cancer? Stop doing it?
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: Like, why the fuck are you smoking?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: I was near my car the other day and someone
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: like started smoking and the wind just blew straight in
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  Speaker 2: my face. I was thinking, like, dude, fucking don't do that.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually an interesting conversation, super interest. I don't really
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: obviously have an answer. You know what I find funny is,
• 16:27
  Speaker 1: ever since vaping became so big, I think that all
• 16:31
  Speaker 1: of us non smoker, non vapors have become I know
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I have at least a lot more sensitive to the
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: smell of smoke, because we don't really experience the smell
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: of a cigarette anymore. You know, it used to be
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: a lot more.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I remember past being a kid and like you'd walk
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: past the smoke off. Yeah, no, I would like hold
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: my breath and make sure they saw really see, I'd
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: pretend to cough. I have a little coffee, but so
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: to do that again, we're also you u to.
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Everyone vapes now right, Yeah, And vapes don't smell like anything. No,
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: I don't hurt your nose, I don't hurt your lungs whatever.
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: But now when you walk past a smoker, it's so
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: much more intense, like even the littlest bit. Also, here's
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: the thing, like, personally, I think, if you're gonna vape,
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: just smoke, like seriously.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, the repercussions of vaping are known
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: because they're so new, exactly like you know what smoking
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: does to you.
• 17:28
  Speaker 1: It kills you. If you're gonna vape, just smoke, because
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: I'll be honest, it's terrible for you. But smoking looks
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: fucking cool. Like you don't ever see someone with a
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: cigarette going like this, Yeah, like they're out there just
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: like smoking, thinking like I'm a badass. And because honestly,
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: you kind of are, and I feel bad Like I'm
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: not saying do not smoke. I'm just happy to admit, yeah,
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: you look kind of cool.
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: Or we feel like parents right now, To be honest,
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: they're like, if you have an addiction to this little
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: fucking thing you hold in your hand, they can't feel good.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So like, look at yourself in the fucking mirror.
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: All right, there's people walking down the street with a
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: vape going like this, like trying to hide it. If
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: you're going to hide something at work, yeah, if you're
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: trying to hide it, then you're obviously embarrassed by it,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: and don't do.
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: It exactly exactly Mummy and Daddy coded right there. If
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: you're a man, what would you say post finishing? Was
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: that a real one this time? Or did you fake
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: it again? That?
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: I hate that because let me just say, buddy boy,
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: actually a woman wrote that. But anyway, buddy boy, you
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: would know if it was a real one. You would
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: know if Yeah, you.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Used to think girls are really good at faking, Yeah
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: they are.
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon that? Yeah? Girls a really good fake?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: You reckon?
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: Like, but when I say you know it was bad,
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: he let me know is the only reason to fake it?
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: So the session's over because you know it's ship and
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: you're not going to finish because you don't want to.
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: You don't want to fake it to gassim up, like
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: that can't be the reason.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Nah. They women are very very yeah, but also like.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: If you've got Williams, I mean it's not good. And
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: then like I'm like, fuck, I just want this to
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: be over.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I don't think that it's wait. So I think it
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: is pretty common for guys ego to take over and
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: be like, well, so if she's like, oh no, I'm done,
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: even though he's like if she says like you can
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: come and he's going and he's like not before you
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm just thinking
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: like fuck.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: This, And then then the next phase of them having
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: sex is like rabbit and they're like, fuck, I'm not
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: a jackhammer, and then.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then she's like, oh I came. He's like, hell, yes,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: I can come now. How is that?
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: I might try this next one? Actually not right now,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: maybe in the future. If you're a man, what would
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: you say, post finishing swim nemo swim ohie, I.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Might just try that and pump up my little guys
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and gals. I don't know what chooses the gender, but
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: when they're on the way to that eggy egg, that
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: might not be a bad idea.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Maybe in your fever, what I want to know is
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: because I've never done any research on it, But.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Is there like ways for the for a woman to
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: potentially get pregnant easier? And what I mean is after
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: your man has finished, Like do you have to scurry
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: up to a wall and hang upside down or something
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: like that? Like is there any sort of like little
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: tactics that women do think gravity is a training actor? No,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: it can't be unless you had like because your penis
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: is already there, Like, I don't think GRAVI is that
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: thing do you reckon? Isn't like that? The whole purpose
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: of a penis going inside and now it's the whole
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: purpose of anatomy.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, because I remember Phoebean Friends?
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Does that?
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Is that where you're getting it from?
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: The reference I'm actually getting it from when Monica and
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: Chandler are having sex in a closet because trying to
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: have a kid and she's in her ovulation phase and
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: they're at the hospital because someone's injured or something and
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: they're so they're trying to have a kid and they
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: get caught having sex in the cupboard and I think
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Monica's dad catches them and then he says something like
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: I think something along the lines of like, oh, I
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: know better positions to get someone pregnant than that.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because we both haven't thought about getting
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: our partner's pregnant.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Also, is there a position, a sex position that's like
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I should be coming.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: If that's the case, I'm sure them on top would
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: be the worst.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: Yes, it would. And what's the deepest, the deepest fuck
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: that's it? I don't know. Probably missionary.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: It's gotta be, because I feel like Doggie the bums
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: in the way A bit techy there. I think this
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: one Jake might use. Give us like your best go
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: at trying this one. So after I said, all right,
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: if you're a man, what would you say post finishing?
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: Daddy never missed.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: Who the thing is?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: No thinking about it, no way I know. I was
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: saying earlier that when I alter ego on, so my
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: old But the thing that gets my alter ego on
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: is a hard noodle.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: That's the only thing that can get my alter ego going,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: and currently I don't have a only now man go
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't see that wouldn't close your eyes.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: But if you want to see, it's on YouTube and
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: it's on pad Okay, Dad didn't never misses that it.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Okay, ready on missing? Okay, what's the type of like
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm a bit of like a mona
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: when I'm coming, I'm like a type of.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Thing like cigarettes after sex plan, I don't I still
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: don't do music.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, try to add to the true the vibe. Oh,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: daddy never misses it was good. That was good. Actually,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I'm actually not even laughing about that.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy, when I'm editing this, I was screen recorded.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: I've got a couple more. Actually, another good one. I
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: reckon like kind of toxic, but kind of like really hot.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I think if you're a man, what would you say
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: post finishing careful?
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: You might get addicted? Okay, why is that sexy? And
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: also why would that make me want to punch him? Yeah?
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: But it's like I also want more. Yeah, It's like
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: it's like that would that would make me think, you know,
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: like what you're doing too much?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: But like should I get tested? Good question? But it
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: would only be sexy if it was like the best
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: sex of your life.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he would know that if he's saying that,
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Here's one that like this is definitely
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: written by women. If you're a man, what will you
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: say post finishing? I win, you lose.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: If it was a race.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: If it was a race, well, I think because he comes.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: Hold up, she can finish when you lose. Universal music
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: sign me up? Did you hear that rhyme?
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I just did do it again. If it was a race,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: that would be the case. Yeah, hit him with a mace.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: She might hit you in the face. Let's go. Okay.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: First of all, we've started off with a cappella.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Bro I said, what are we doing doing a podcast?
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: We can harmonize, all right, Actually, we can harmonize all right.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: We can do appella, and we can fucking write rap lyrics.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we can get hard.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: That's all you need to be an artist. Actually, hold up,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: that's kind of are you need to be a man?
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, batties.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Time for dilemmas. If you want your dilemma red if
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: you have a dilemma. First of all, if if you
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: would like one read, you can send it in via
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: the link in our description. I did see one thing.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Someone commented that sometimes the link says that there's like
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: a unsupported file thing. Would that just be the person
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: clicking the link or is that on our side. Do
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: you know sometimes it expires.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Anyway, we'll double check, but like if you're listening to
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: an episode and it's like six months old, just go
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: on like the most recent one, then.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Link in the description for Google docs adding your dilemma.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: They're all anonymous, And I would like to reiterate I
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: love it when they have a title, so do I Yeah,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I love it when they have a title. And I
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: love it when the badies have put it int chatter
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: bet to make it sound crispy.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: It's really hard to read someone else, even if it
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: has good punctuation and spelling like someone else's brain.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Well, usually that what what a dilemma is quite often
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: turns into like some verbal bath diarrhea. Same, he just
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: gone a bit of a rant, and then it's like
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: we're trying to read your inner monologue. Yeah, it's kind
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: of funny to be fair, but yeah, chat chip anyway, Hi, boys,
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: I need your advice because I feel like I'm stuck
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: between my head and my heart right now. Oh tough
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: place to be. I started talking to this guy about
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: three months ago, and yes, I am the same battie
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: who sent in the X on X still on his
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Instagram posts dilemma a while back.
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: Oh, the one who like the Instagram I think he
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: has a profile looked like a fucking what's it called
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: a trine trying?
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: I remember that. After that, he deleted the photos and
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: made our situationship exclusive A few days.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Later Let's go Do you listen to the pod? I
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: think we roasted him?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hopefully. Since then we have been seeing each
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: other every weekend, going on camping trips on in his
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: rooftop ten, having the best time together and yes, lots
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: of sex too. Overall, the vibe has been really fun
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: and easy. I also found out he has a bit
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: of a pawn slash gooning addiction. Wait, what is gooning?
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: What's goony? I was just gonna ask you, what's Gooning's
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: urban ditch? Yeah?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's ask I was thinking they're cain. A good
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: idea it would be, do you know how we go
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: and chat GBT for.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: To check stuff?
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Should we have.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: Someone who's like the brains trust?
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: What's like someone who we call up and be hey,
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: what's hey, mum, what's what's gooning?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Could use like my younger brother.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: That's good, it's Jane Alpha School what's gooning in relation
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: in relationships?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: What is gooning just in general? Urban ditch?
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, gooning is the slang that generally refers to a
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: state of intense prolonged sexual arousal.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? What so gooning means like proper like
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: masturbating but for.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: A long long time, or like all you're thinking about
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: is sex too, Like gooning is refers to prolonged sexual arousals,
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: so you turned on for ages maybe long set sessions, okay,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: to going off the porn addiction. It's like all he
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: thinks about.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Is sex pornx. I also found out he has a
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: bit of a porn sluch gooning addiction. I know this
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: is usually an immediate red flag and a hot topic
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: on the pod, but honestly, it doesn't bother me and
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: it hasn't affected our sex life. But recently I've noticed
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he gets agitated really easily over small things and goes
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: into little moods that's so embarrassing. Sorry, I don't know why.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I hate it when I get it moods. I was
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: in an abusive relationship before, and moodiness escalating into anger
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: was the first warning sign with my ex So this
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: really puts me on edge. Galad good tip the ATSD.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: On top of that, he has heaps of girls on
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Snapchat and new ones pop up all the time. Taking
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: everything into account, I'm leaning towards calling it off. However,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: we have tickets to see Oceanality with my friends in
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: two weeks. Oality, what are you in? My good question?
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: My friends have the accommodation sorted and a full car,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: and our plan was to drive the three hours together
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: and meet them there because our tickets enter through a
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: different gate. I honestly don't want to do that drive
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: and arrival solo. Oh fair, she doesn't want to do
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the drive and come solo. So my dilemma is do
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I wait until after the concert to end things and
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: just enjoy the night, or do I call it quits
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: now and figure out another way to get there? Am
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I ignoring red flags because it's convenient? Or is it
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: okay to write it out for two more weeks? Help? Yeah?
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: Fuck? That is the easiest lem ever. Don't ever stay
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: in something when you have the ability to get out.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: And you don't want to be there. If you're getting
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: like a gut feeling that you're getting some like PTSD
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: from like a past abuseive relationship and I just go
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: with your gut and what's it the girls, et cetera. Anyway, look,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: let's not go into too deeply.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah we could roast them, but also yeah, like, I
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: think that actually is a good scenario for a lot
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: of reasons will pop up in life, especially when your
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: book things things in advance, or the other option is
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: to do something alone. You prefer to do it with
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: someone even if you don't completely like them. But the
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: best piece of advice is always break up with them.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: If you think that's what you want to break up.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: Break up with them now, Yeah, right, and figure it out,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: even if you have fucking money in there.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's say so you break up, so you have
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: to drive to this ocenality thing alone. Yeah, either drive
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: alone or don't go.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't fucking go and bye one of your friends.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, invite a friend. Yeah. Fuck.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Like I'd prefer not to go then be in a
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: relationship with someone I don't love.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, why are you going to stick around for
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: two more weeks just to like for the convenience? Like
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: you said so, I think that's.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: A real big reason why people stand relationships. It's easy
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and it's convenient. Yeah, fair, it really is. It's harder
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: to break up with someone than it is to stay around.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something you know, and you you think the
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: I can just get used to this, like it's.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Good too, because I know it's not good for the counterpart.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: But fuck him, you're already mentally checking out the relationships.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: So when you break up, you're gonna be fine. Yeah,
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I go some fun in it. Ocenality, Yeah, sorry for
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: racing actually Ocenality.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: But they did blow up in like twenty sixteen. Yeah,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: actually they've been a bere for a long time. Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: I saw Oceanality before they were big. Once got pretty lucky,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: that was pretty cool, and then I just saw him
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: at a bunch of festivals.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: They did, like the biggest festival run ever. They surely
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: made Bang Well.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they're still on their festival run. It's
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: been going for about twelve years.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Next the Lemma, Hey, boys, I need your help because
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I fear I may have accidentally soft launced a relationship
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: I do not want.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Then just don't do it.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm twenty years old with zero dating experience. For
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: the past two years, I've been casually hanging out with
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: a guy friend on and off. Recently he asked me
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: out and I agreed. The date was fine, not terrible,
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: not magical, just fine. And I can tell this bad
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: ye is chatchibt? We like this baddy. And when he
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: didn't ask me out again, I was honestly relieved. I
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: didn't feel a spark and I thought that was the
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: end of it. Apparently it was not. Since then, his
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: behavior has completely shifted. He brought me flowers of Valentine's Day,
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: he started giving me suggestive compliments. He keeps asking me
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: to hang out, especially late at night. I don't want
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: a relationship with him. I don't want anything romantic at
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: all right now, but I'm worried he thinks we're heading
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: in that direction, and I don't know how to shut
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: it down without hurting him or making things awkward. How
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: do I clearly and directly communicate that I only see
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: him as a friend and that there is no potential
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: for anything more without blowing up the friendship entirely. By
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: the way, thank you for everything this pod has done
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: for me. I've been listening for a few months and
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: just switched on Patreon, and I'm loving it. Ten out
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: of ten would recommend keep up the hard work. It's
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: paying off.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: Boys. Thank you again, Thank you so much, very much.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Appreciate that is some kind words. So give me a
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: quick rundown.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: So this baddie went on a date thinking there could
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: be something there with a close friend, realized there was
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: nothing there, And now the friend has kind of been
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: giving some suggestive compliments. Behavior is shifting towards maybe he
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: really likes her or wants to pursue a romantic relationship,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: and she, maybe in her naive way, has asked, how
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: can she shut this guy down without ruining the friendship entirely?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Ah, I see, here's the thing is, this guy has
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: unintentionally ruined the friendship himself exactly, and it feels like
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: your fault. Yeah, like you you, I mean, you both
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: played a part in ruined the friendship by going on
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: a date.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: But she can't help being a baddie and this guy's
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: not a badie exactly. Yeah, So it's like it's it's unintentional.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: It's unintentional, So I think that it sucks, but he
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: has feelings for you. So the best thing I could
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: do that could potentially save your friendship is like, my
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: best advice, sorry, would be to let him know you
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: don't want anything, but then distance yourself for a while,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: because like he's got some romantic feelings towards you. Like
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: that's a real thing, and let's just I just kind
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: of always.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: Think, like, you know, in the future, you get a boyfriend,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: all right, you introduced this boyfriend to this really good
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: friend of yours, and it's like he goes, oh, yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: nice to media. I like that guy cookl cool, cool,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Like are you gonna tell him that you've been on
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a date with this friend and you had to let
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: that friend down and you're still friends with him, or
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: are you not gonna tell him that because he needs
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: to know? And then once again it's like when you
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: say these things out loud, I don't know, it sounds
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: like I just think if Bethany was friends with someone
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that took her on a date and then wanted to
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: date it, but beth didn't want to date her, and
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: then beth was still friends with this guy that wants
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: to date her, I'd be like, I don't know if
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: it's like my insecurity or anything, but that's not something.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: It's like thinking about the batter who's sent this in
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: is trying to salvage the friendship. But the way to
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: salvage the friendship that's no longer there is to distance yourself.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: That's kind of like what you owe the relationship.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, true, I mean also sometimes fuck the friendship. There's
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: well also she said she was a new battery. You
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: guys can't be friends no more, least for a long perop.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: She said, you knew about it, but yeah, you haven't
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: heard our stance on this.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Because this guy likes you. He's really the friendship, like
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Jake said, and you guys can't be friends at least
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: for a little bit bit of time till he gets
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: over the romantic feelings he has towards you.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a difficult one. It's a very difficult one
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: because if you are new here and I have a
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: stance that we don't think that a guy and a girl,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: a man and a woman, a basically we don't think
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: that they can be best friends. But in saying that,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: we do think that a man can have women that
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: are friends and a woman can have men that are friends. Now,
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: if one of those people that are just your friend,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: you know, acquaintance type of thing is now trying to
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: get you to go on a date with them. We're
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: no longer friends because they have feelings towards you.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Like you needed to come over later.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: At No, it's just a thing like I don't know
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: why people find it so difficult to just be like,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: oh that sucks that friendships so over, Like how important
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: is this friendship to you? Probably not that important. How
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: important is this friendship to you? That's one that's reenact.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: I want to be the man. You can be the
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: baddie sent in this dilemma. You have to shut me down,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: shut the friendship down, the romantic relationship.
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll be the dude.
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: What'sould my name be.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Let's go with Cole.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: I'm Cole and your Stacey Stacy. Oh stay Stace, man,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: you've been looking good recently. Here's some flowers. What are
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: you doing later?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Thank you very much. Later. I'm just kinda
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: kind of when grocer stopping today, Probably gonna have make
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: some meal prep.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm working till nine. I want to come
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: over to my place to watch a movie or something.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: No, I just told you I was gonna be prett.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: Oh where how long is that going to take?
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: But I don't know. I just think that maybe that
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: one day we went on might have given you the
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: idea that I wanted some thing more. But I want
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: to be really honest with you, and it's not something
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: I want.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Sure, Like, I've got so much going for me.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: How do you take? No friend? Answer and you back
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the fuck off? Don't be pushy because you're already on
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the fucking line.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: My maids call me the coal Master for a reason.
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking hell, that's how you do it, baddie. Yeah, No,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: you just gonna like, I don't know. I think there's.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Ah, I don't know.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I just think it's native to think you'd save a friendship.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's all I think. So go to someone else.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: If you know, she said she's like twenty, she's near dating,
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: like I think most people are naive.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true, I would have been.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: She's take her from a twenty six year old, relatables university,
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: take her from a twenty six year old.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think it'd be friends with this person,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: nor do I. But if you want some different advice,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: just ask around see what people give you. But let
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: me just say one thing. If you're going to keep
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: asking people for advice. I'm just accusing her of something
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: right now, If you just keep asking people advice and
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: for advice until you get the advice you want, then
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: is that really good advice? Well, I don't think that's
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: what she's doing. I know, I said, I was just
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: accusing of something at all. Oh, alright, oddie, I have
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: a few questions to ask you.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, a few questions. You know where we answer more questions.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: It's a great question.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: The answer to that question is on Patreon, baddies. It
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: is eight dollars ninety nine a month, four an extra
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: episode every single week, and now we are offering the
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: episode you were listening to right now. You've been noticing
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: your boys are getting a few ads. Yeah, we're moving
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: up in the world.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: And if you don't want to hear the ads, Patreon
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: is ad free for eight ninety nine a month. I'll
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: say it again because you guys need to sign up
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: because the battery community is ten out of ten over there.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: The baddi over here I think her name was Stacy
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: even said so, yes, So.
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: To reiterate, extra episode every Thursday you'll get Are you
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: gonna get Monday ad free on Monday? Still? Yeah? So
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you get Monday out free on Monday.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Some badi's like the Organized Baddies like all the episodes
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: in one place too.
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it might be nice.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: You can listen to everything on Patreon. Then it's a
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: good idea.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and the.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Patreon app, I will say shout out to Patreon. They've
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: made a fucking brilliant app.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, brilliant. And if we get to two thousand paid members,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm going to have a tarantula crawl on me.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'll get hard to.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: See. That was a joke from a week ago. That's
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: not gonna make sense to anybody listening to it right now,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: But they would have listened to last week because they
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: haven't listened last week. There we go. Okay, but I'm
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: gonna call this questions to ask during the talking stage.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Oh okay. Let me know what you think of these
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: questions and if they should be asked during the talking stage.
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: So this is this They don't answer them too or
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: not or is if they're good questions.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: It's up to you. Okay, all right, So questions to
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: ask during the talking stage? Do you sleep with socks on?
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: That is a great question and there's a right answer
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: because I think that shows a lot about people. The
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: right answer is no, if you sleep with socks on,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: you were a fucking psychopath.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Agreed, and I'm glad you agreed with me, because I
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: thought we were going to disagree. You think I think
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: I genuinely thought you would sleep I actually look at
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: you and I think you're the type of guy that
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: would sleep with socks.
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: I am the hottest running person. I'm a hot water bottle.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: I'm not wearing fucking socks. And I know you listen
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: to the Basement Yard and they think fucking socks regulate
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: your body temperature better. Yeah, you haven't listened to the episode.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I just ruined something for you. I'm totally fine with that. Yeah. No,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: I just I just think sleeping. I just think socks.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Sleeping with socks is weird, like unless it's a freezing
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: cold night, like if you wear socks till you get
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: into bed so cold warm up, Like the only time
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I can think is like if you're freezing and you
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: have some thick grass wool socks that are like slipping.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I would ask that before going on the first day.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Quick hanging out six, just quick one for you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Do you wear sucks when you go to sleep. Okay.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Next one, do you have a top sheet?
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Great question, and if you don't answer yes, then I
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: don't want to have sex with you.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: I'm the opposite. Do you have a top sheet? Do
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: you have you are psychotic? Do you have sex on you? Yeah? Sometimes?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: That's just it's not going off. You're like there's not
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: much movement in there. We're talking about like you're like
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: alter ego having sex and you've got the duner and popular.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Only I would only have sex with the junound if
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: we're like making love true, true, true middle of winter
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: and making love other than that, it's kind of.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Like true middle of winter. This thing like you really.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes it's pretty dark.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Where is this thing now? That one's not Yeah, not
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: a good question. I feel like that we've we've talked about.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: This countless times.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and the answer is you're wrong, you're fucking rolling.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Okay. Questions I asked you on the talking stage do
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: you like coffee? M And let me just say batties
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: all right. Let me just say to all the women
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: out there, maybe even men out there, if you're in
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: the talking stage and you ask the person you're talking
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: to if they're like coffee and they say, no, you
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: need to run because you're talking to a child.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: You know what was the say the one liner of
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: the title again.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Questions to ask during the talking stage.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Questions to ask do the talking stage? Fucking is everyone
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: dating me?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: No? I don't drink coffee and I'm a fucking beast
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: for it. Tastes like pooh. You know what poo tastes like?
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, every time we record you fart mere and I
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: know what poo tastes like.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Okay, Questions asked on the talking stage. I think this
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: one's a really good one. How many times do you
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: shower per day?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. And what is the right answer.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say two plus has to be it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say, yeah, minimum two, sometimes three.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think, yeah, that's gotta be. If you're having
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: a shower once a day, that's fucking crazy work.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Some people don't.
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: Sweat, though, sweat sweat.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I'm not a big sweater. Yeah.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: But also because you show girls don't share in the morning,
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: but still that wakes me up.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: But also you've got to be doing.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: One activity activity during the day where you've got to
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: share after it and then once before bed.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, I would take once a day
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: as a good answer, but it would have to be
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: before bed, true, So I would take one a day
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: as an answer. Still, but like go, But I think
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: I personally think men need to show twice a day
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: because I don't know why. I just think they do,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: especially for most men in the fields they work in. Yeah,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: it's just kind of like even if you're shower right befo,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: like you just need to shower off when you wake up.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know why.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon. A good question to say in the
• 43:32
  Speaker 2: talking stages would be do you take your work uniform
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: off after you get home from work? And if they
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: say no, I'd be like, I'm not having sex with you.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: Your answer to everything at the moment is that I'm
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: not having sex.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: But that's what I'm thinking. You can say I don't
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: want to go on another day, but that's what that means.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, just transparent questions that I ask during
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: the talking stage. Are you open to having separate bedrooms
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: in the future.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, that's a great question. Also, I don't think you're
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: going to align on that with many people.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Really, I don't reckon.
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: Really, I reckon a lot of women, especially would like
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: to share a bedroom for the foreseeable future sleepovers.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Nah. Oh so I don't know.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: I kind of like, get a king, dude, I reckon,
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: your opinion will change. You don't even know that they're
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: You're gonna have one in Queensland.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what it's like to be
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: a king. Yeah.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: A queen sucks. A queen feels like you're like too tight.
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: The king so much room, And I reckon even once
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: we get old and rich.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Super king fair. Yeah, it's like separate bedroom and.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I'll probably get fat or something.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Maybe what might be fun to see put a pillow
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: wall up in between you? Yeah, okay. Questions asked during
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: the bedroom in.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: The bedroom, Yeah, what do you want to ask me?
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: How many pumps do you ask?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: Too many to count? Have you ever counted the palms? No?
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: Have you?
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: But what do you want to like? I'm doing? I'm doing?
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: Who do you appreciate it? Daddy never misses? That was
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: way too sexual. That was way too fucking sexual. Okay.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: Questions to ask you in the talking stage, Oh, would
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: you let our future dogs sleep in the bed Ooh?
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I think we're gonna differ on this one, great question.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: No really, yeah, see last few weeks dogs haven't been
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: sleeping in the bed, but like they can if so.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Henry slept in the bed or on the ground just
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: kind of wherever he wanted for the longest time. And
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: then we recently got him a crate just to like
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: recreate training him, and he fucking loves the thing. And
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: Darcy's create trained as well, so they both just sleep
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: in their crate all night anyway, But more than happen
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: to him on the bed.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: I reckon, it's a great thing to like, it's like
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: a kid in the morning. Once you get up, take
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: him to a piece and they maybe come back to
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: bed or some come jump on it, and yeah, I
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: let them back in and they noticed that on the
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: bottom of the bed. Don't come near my pillow, motherfucker.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Really yeah, I actually you wouldn't, wouldn't you do some
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: of the not near my pillow, like down near on
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: top of the doner and then near the blanket at
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: the bottom, not near my pillow. That's what hater dog. No,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: I'm just the fucking realist, Jake realist that your fucking
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: dog sniggers sniffs of a dog's bums.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I don't want that near my pillow. I'm not.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: I actually saw a study, and it's so.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Red peel Man coded of you to say I saw
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: a study. It's good.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, it was.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: It was gonna play to your point, but I'm not
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: gonna say it anymore.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: No, what that makes you happy when you have a
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: doging bed? You know when you have the bed?
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: Yes, no, it was a study, a scientific study. But
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: what about about health, Jake, they're the things that I consume.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: All you consume is loudly daardy. The study said that
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: because have you noticed that dog bacteria is really really
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: good because they can eat any types of meat, they
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: don't really get sick too often. Having a dog in
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: your bed, their bacteria goes around and you start to
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: inherit some of that good bacteria, because bacteria is everything
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: down microbiomes.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: Stand. I can't believe we would never do it. Just
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: all right? Questions to ask her in the talking stage.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: When you wipe your butt, do you scrunch your fold?
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Great question, bit intrusive. Everyone knows the answer to that
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: fold like just I like scrunched, but it turns into
• 47:14
  Speaker 2: a fold. We've had this debate.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: All right, next question when you date me?
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: These are real questions for me.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: When you wipe your butt, do you go front to
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: back or back to front?
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: I get confused back to front.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: So yeah, that is that would be a major deal
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: break for me.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: You have to go from you don't wipe my ask
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: for me though, like what does it matter.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: If I was your girlfriend and I knew that you
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: wipe back to front and I knew, how do you
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: show me how you wipehaps like half batties?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: I know this is audio only. Jack just like wiped
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: all his back.
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: So I actually go this left you show up, change
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: my shirt?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, so wonder you always think?
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Don't stopped it. Don't say I don't start fucking spinning
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: this narrative that I stink.
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: Jacob goes to me, He's like, what does my cologne
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: at the work.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Just masking and she's fighting the fucking smell of ship.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Makes sense now?
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I would go, okay, ready, this is what
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I like this, and I would like go like, it's
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: just kind of straight out like I think.
• 48:24
  Speaker 2: No, So I used to be I transitioned from stand
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: I used to be a standard and I used to
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: wipe like that as a standard, and I think I
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: wanted to go to the polar opposite was sitting back
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: to front, and.
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I just said, if I'm a woman, I think, oh yeah,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: and and I know that, and i'm your girlfriend. I'm
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: and I want to be with you, and I'm most
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: likely going to give you a blow job every now
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: and then. But I think I'm like, maybe fondle the balls.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get poop on.
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: My touch my testicles with the toilet paper. I reckon
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: A better question would be like, do you have a
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: piss on your undies?
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: Right now?
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: Every man does so the walking around, Frank Colone, I
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: just want to smell good.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Please smell like a fucking restroom. You do public bathroom?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Okay? Last question questions to ask during the talking stage.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: This is a good question, by the way, right, none
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: of so you've lied the.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Whole time every single time you said. That's a great question,
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: to be fair. But they're hard questions to ask. I
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: would say you second day questions.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: This is just the talking stage.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: It could be the third day to.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Questions to ask your in the talking stage. Okay, this
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: is actually the best one. Are you a Pepsi Max
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: or a zero.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, redemption redemption Jakes has had one. That is a
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: great question. And if anyone says to me that they
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: like coke zero coke better.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Than Pepsi Max, yeah, yeah, get out of here. That
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: means you are crazy.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: And also if someone says to me, like, you know what,
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: I full sar sugar cokes or full sugar drinks insane,
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: then I'm like, we do not align.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: I don't have sex with you. If someone says to
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you that they like coke zero better than Pepsi Max,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: that's an AI robot and you need to hit them. Yeah.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Once you have Pepsi Max for like, say a month,
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: a couple of times a week. Once you have one,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: you go back to coke zero and you're like all
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: these bubbles, Ye have it once? Go back to coke
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: zero and be like, what's this bitter drink?
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's insane.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And you'd think Pepsi's paying us, how about start paying
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: us Pepsi Max Pepsi Max.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: I'd have sex with Pepsi Max as I would, especially
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: if they paid me.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I have sex with Pepsi Max as a refresher near me, Like.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Master, smell.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: That is.
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: It's time for the comments. If you want to get
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: a comment read, simply comment on the episode you are
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: listening to. I'm going back to an old Dilemmas episode
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: with the title toxicity es Morelda has commented, I had
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: to ask Jake how to say that it's a beautiful name.
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: That's a cool name.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: As Merelda, I'm should saying that that's cool, that's a
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: cool dog name.
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't my daughter is Ma name a dog that. No,
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: I want a male dog, but bo having both recommend
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: a woman dog, I.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Just want a man to start.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know why Henry is good to be sure.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, As Marelda said, I absolutely love the pod.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: Thank you guys for being you unapologetically and lifting all
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: of our spirits. You guys are feminist inspirations and the
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: kind of men people should follow. Lovely listen to you guys. Ah,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: so sweet?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: How do you fucking like? Great? I love that comment.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: But before my book, My book isn't what you think
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: it is.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: No, No, not talking about your book. I'm talking about
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: literally right before what he reads his comments, He goes, oh, yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I just found the comments of the episode we asked
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: people what they do, that's toxic. So I was thinking
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: like I was gonna get some juicy toxic ship. So
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: Summer in Noo said I was toxic. I also broke
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: up with my boyfriend before UNI and use it as
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: an excuse when I should have just broken up with
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: Him's heaps of them, man, I went positive?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Fair enough?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: All right, all right, So it is time for the
• 52:17
  Speaker 2: baddie sign off. If you want to get called by us,
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: the link will be in the description. We need some
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: baddies to sign up because not everyone picks up their phone.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: But today, Jake, who are we calling? Should we start
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: saying who are we going to call?
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's funny.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: Go really, Jake, who are going to call?
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I need to find one, not all of them?
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: Ready?
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: Yea, ready, Jake, who are we going to call?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Abby Stevenson?
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: If you record your name and reason for calling, I'll
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: see if this person is available. Relatable Relatable Relatables, relatables, relatables.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, it's only in Jake from the Relatables podcast.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: How are you going?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my god? No way, yes way.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: We are called because we would like.
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  Speaker 1: Sign off an episode for us.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Are you ready? Do you have something prepared? You can
• 53:20
  Speaker 2: say advice, you can say.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: Jake, actually I actually do. I wrote this sun in
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: my notes. Okay, I was going to say, Jakes thinks,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: but you go, you go first.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: So I have a quote the other day that thought
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: it was the biggest quote ever.
• 53:35
  Speaker 5: It is the magic you're looking for is in the work.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: That you're avoiding.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that though. Yeah, procrastinator, but that.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: As a queen of a procrastination, I am.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's not good.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I'm not called out. I might write that on my desk,
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: and then when I'm looking around something procrastinating, I might.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Write it on my desk and look at it and
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: then rub it out.
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: Thank you very much, and enjoy your night. Now it's
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: five o'clock.
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: Awesome, I'm a lovely night.
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Takes your heart.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Oh, we love your baddies, stay bad.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Oh daddy never misses.