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TikTok's Most Disgusting Religious Grifters CAN'T STOP Self Reporting · Papa Gut

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  All right, what's up guys? We're back again with frankly
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  one of my favorite segments, and that is these fun little TikTok
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  compilations that we put together.
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  Anyway, I got some great ones for you today.
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  Starting off with this beautiful video here of Joe Bartolosi
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  having a normal, sane human take and it triggering some religious
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  thrifter into absolute oblivion. So it's going to be a great
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  time. Also got this gem here.
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  These two are married and religious, so I really don't
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  even feel like I need to do any more commentary.
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  Lavender marriage is not something I've ever seen in a
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  religious household. Incredible.
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  Anyway, obviously I don't think all religion is bad, but it's
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  fun to poke fun at some of the worst representations of them.
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  Let's just pretend we didn't see that background anyway, Yeah,
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  it's also a crazy religious woman who thinks that autism is
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  demonic, which is insane. And then one of them actually
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  makes me feel bad for anti abortion protesters.
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  So that one's it's funny, but it's kind of messed up.
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  All right. Thanks for watching guys.
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  God being all powerful and all good, why does why do some of my
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  chatters that are, you know, 14 years old have fucking stage 4
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  leukemia? True, good question man.
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  It's kind of mean of God to do also, you know God, you know my
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  understanding. Super super powerful dude could
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  do whatever he wants. Why did he have to kill his son
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  to absolve us of sin? Why couldn't he just not do
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  that? Maybe he could have just like
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  tap danced or something. I don't know, I'm not God, but
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  you know, kind of a good point. Oh my gosh, this.
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  I'm expecting a really good response from you.
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  Same talking point I can't stand it you guys say the same Joe I
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  love you, bro yeah you I really love your videos I.
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  That's so wonderful. I love, love.
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  Love, you know, that's your influence, but Oh my gosh, yeah.
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  Why do you guys say the same thing?
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  I feel like we get into like a new conversation here where
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  sometimes, like, it's because it's a good point really just to
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  to, to get it down. It's a good point.
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  It's an excellent point. That's it.
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  But it's such a basic point. And like, you guys want to move
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  on to like a more complicated point.
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  It's like, why? Like, what are we doing here?
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  Yeah. How come that And also how come
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  there are big dinosaur bones in the earth if dinosaurs never
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  existed? You want to know why God liked
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  Clifford the Big Red Dog a lot? I want him to have many bones.
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  So I answered that one biblically.
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  Now you answer this one. Oh, a human decides to kill
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  another to kill a baby? Oh, it's God's fault.
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  Well, this is wasn't bad. This is like why the kids get
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  leukemia so. Oh yeah, a sickness randomly got
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  to a baby. Oh yeah, let's just blame God.
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  Yeah, why wouldn't you blame God?
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  Instead of praying the cancer, a way to which you can do that.
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  Does it always work or is it the doctors?
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  I don't really understand. Also, how come?
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  How come God's all right with slavery?
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  It's kind of weird. No, no.
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  Let's just sit up there and blame God like God's the one
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  that gave the baby cancer. Well, he's not really blaming
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  God. He's saying that I believe, I
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  believe Joe doesn't believe in God.
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  You know, I, I like to think there might be a God, but I
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  don't think Joe believes in God. I've certainly say that he
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  doesn't believe in organized religion.
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  That's obviously horrible, unless it was Dolly Parton's
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  version of religion. That's a great which I love
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  Dolly Parton, rest in peace, but OK.
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  You people just don't understand.
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  It's the same thing with these people that say that earth is
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  hell. How do you think earth is hell
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  if you can enjoy your pleasures? You're a Sinner so obviously you
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  enjoy your sins sometimes So what the fuck are you being mad
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  about if there's other humans that's enjoying their pleasure?
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  But but at the umpteenth degree. Umpteenth.
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  Like doing it children, they're acting out their.
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  What the hell? They're acting out their free
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  will just like you are, but the. I thought you didn't have free
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  will? Isn't everything already
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  determined by God? Difference is they're doing it
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  satanically. Every single one has free will
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  if they. That's crazy dude.
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  If they're choosing to do this much evil to children, that's
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  their will. Why are you blaming God as if
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  God said to do it? Well, he gave people the ability
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  to do it, didn't he? I mean, I just don't understand.
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  Like this is this is The thing is we're not talking about
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  somebody having a negative action here.
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  We're talking about cancer, OK? Nobody gave this kid the cancer.
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  I mean, maybe evil corporations did by not, you know, properly
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  disposing of waste. But let's just say that it
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  wasn't anything but nature. God created cancer for innocent
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  children and his nature, like, I don't understand, it's a
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  reasonable talking point. God is kind of a fucking
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  asshole. He watches people get raped and
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  does nothing about it. He created that.
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  That's what it comes down to. I think that's disgusting.
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  I don't know what else to tell you.
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  Like you are groomed by a book and like you are growing up and
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  you just can't you can't break with something that you
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  centralized your entire identity around.
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  You didn't centralized your this is the this is the biggest
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  problem I think with a lot of people when it comes to religion
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  is that I think a lot of people who grew up like myself included
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  around religion. I centralized the good messaging
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  that came from religion as my core principles of, you know,
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  me, you know, being accepting and inclusive and trying to help
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  others and things like that. People like this don't do that.
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  They centralized the religion part.
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  So like the religion can do no wrong to them because they
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  didn't pick up the good messaging.
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  They picked up the religion. So they will justify all the all
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  the bad and they'll a lot of times ignore all the good.
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  And that's the problem. I didn't do that.
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  I didn't go and go, Oh my God, I love the fucking dress the
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  priest is wearing. No, that wasn't like my big
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  thing. I was like, Oh, I really like
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  the love part of that. I'm going to adapt that.
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  And as time goes on and you see, like, a lot of hateful, like,
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  religious people, you kind of go like, OK, if this is what
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  they're getting out of it, I don't like this religion.
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  And I feel like God doesn't either.
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  And maybe it's time to gravitate in a different direction.
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  But that's the problem. You blame men, you blame their
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  decision. You you blame their decision,
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  You blame men. Guys, what about the babies
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  that's getting cancer? Everybody gets cancer.
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  Like. What?
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  What is I mean? A base.
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  It's kind of a weird way to look at cancer, man.
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  Do you pro-life or what? Is not exempt from getting sick.
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  It's a human. That's the point that he's
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  making, yeah. Babies are innocent, so how come
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  it How can an innocent baby get a sickness if they didn't do
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  anything? How are people born with one
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  leg? How are people born with
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  disabilities? I guess God's a mean guy.
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  I don't know. Earth is Earth.
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  We're in the fallen world. Fallen means that some of us,
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  actually all of us, are messed up.
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  That's the whole point, idiots. Oh, it's your emotions that's
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  getting in the way of understanding because you hear
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  the words baby and sickness. You then because you hear the
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  words baby and sickness, that triggers in your mind your
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  emotions. And now and now when you think
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  about God, it's like, OK, no, God, that that doesn't make
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  sense because a baby, an innocent baby.
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  Yeah, because God gave a kid cancer or watches kids get
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  raped. Yeah, that's the That's why
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  people are skeptical about God, especially since it's hard to
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  also believe in a 40 day reign, which was the first time
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  biblically that reign existed. And then we all have like the
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  same grandparents, I guess, great, super great grandparents,
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  but OK, you. Know what I mean?
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  That's why they can't think past their feelings.
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  Just too emotional I guess. I find that I'd always.
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  It's so funny to me when religious people say that like
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  you're in your fields because there's no factual foundation
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  for religion. Like Noah's ark is a story in
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  religion. Adam and Eve, two people that
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  God didn't even give the ability to discern right from wrong.
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  And then because they ate an apple after letting the devil
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  tempt them, why he could just not let the devil in the garden.
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  He robbed us of our immortality and made it hurt to give birth.
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  Like, wow, logical with the tower.
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  What is that the fucking the Tower of Babel or something?
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  Everybody was trying to climb to the heavens.
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  And then he's like, I'm gonna give you different languages.
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  Like, OK, like all these are super logic, you know what I
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  mean? It's like you get your entire
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  foundation is on something that's not really logical.
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  I think it still has a place but you can't do the like the facts
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  over feelings thing out. Of your emotions and actually
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  understand read the Bible that's the problem you guys don't read
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  the Bible these questions are answered I'm so sick they're.
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  Not think of this why bother reading a fucking the why bother
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  reading the rough draft of the Lord of the rings?
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  I mean, give me a fucking break, dude.
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  I'm. Sick bro this is like the 3rd or
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  4th TikTok that I've made about this same topic.
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  It just sounds like this is your platform, this is what you like
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  to do. You like to kind of virtually
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  signal to other religious people that don't have a factual
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  foundation of reality. I just don't.
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  Understand how you guys don't understand this is around where
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  things are going to happen. So yeah, if your child decides
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  to walk across the street, just because your child is innocent,
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  the person that's driving down the street distracted, just
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  because you're just because it's a child, that does not mean it's
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  exempt from real life. So what's real life if a person
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  is distracted and they're driving and your your baby or
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  your child crosses the street is going to get hit?
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  Why? Because natural law says that, I
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  guess. Because they were watching this
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  TikTok and you were just kind of.
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  Rambling, huh? Matter.
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  Whatever matter hits matter. And it you know when it matter
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  hits at a a high rate of something happens.
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  Natural law. So natural law.
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  Your child got hit by a car? Yeah.
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  Coming at a rate of speed. You think your child is exempt
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  from natural law? Natural law says that sickness
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  and diseases on this earth. Yeah.
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  Why did God create that and give it to children like it doesn't
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  make any sense. What are you talking about
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  because of? The fall from the beginning, so
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  you think natural. Why and why and why would we be
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  all be eternally punished because our fucking super great
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  ancestors ate a fucking apple? No this makes any sense the.
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  Law is exempt from your baby because it's a baby.
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  You think so because of your emotions and your emotions is
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  telling you oh baby innocent so baby is exempt.
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  No this is a fallen world. Why don't y'all say this about
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  when like. You like, realistically
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  speaking, all this confidence. This guy's just telling us the
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  way that like his story tells us the world should be.
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  That's all it is. Yeah.
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  It's a fallen world cause a girl ate an apple and then the world
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  got flooded for like 40 days and we were all a product of incest
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  and animals and stuff. And my wife was Eve was made
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  from fucking the dirt and bones. And it's like, oh fuck, you're
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  blowing my God damn mind, dude. Like that's what this all boils
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  down to. Like these people are.
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  They're so brain broken dude. And and and and aborting
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  children. You guys like these women are
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  aborting children inside of their room.
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  Who? Cares like obviously God doesn't
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  give a fuck. He would stop it if he actually,
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  if God just came down today, the abortion's like really bad stop.
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  I would immediately. That's all it takes.
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  That's what it comes down to shut the fuck up dude.
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  You got a. Nerve to still have this talking
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  for you about like, Oh my gosh, stuff like this.
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  I mean, never mind that. OK, incredible.
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  So I don't know if anybody knows this, but when you become a
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  Christian or I'm not. Watching the rest of this would
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  you stay if your husband cheated on you?
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  These two wow. Well, I think that I know if I
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  cheat on my wife, she would stab me to death and so I fair
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  enough. I know the rules.
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  We know the rules, guys, women that were asking me about like,
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  what would you say if this? They were trying to get me to
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  say that I would leave my husband.
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  They were trying anything. And I knew that I knew that they
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  were going to keep trying to get me to say I would leave my
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  husband on camera and I was not going to say it.
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  OK. Did you say it off camera or are
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  we going to get in trouble for this?
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  But most of the time cheating is a two way street.
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  I mean, I guess that's true. There's something going on in
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  the relationship where there, I guess there's like some lack of
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  cohesion, but also lack of communication.
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  I guess that's true. What do you mean by that?
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  Unless you marry an absolute psychopath, he's not just going
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  to go off and cheat on you for no reason.
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  I don't know, man, something men, men, men are men don't
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  really cease this. Men see sex differently,
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  unfortunately. So as like a guy, you'll see sex
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  is like, oh, it's just like a physical altercation for a
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  woman. It's usually much more serious
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  and and binding. So I could see a guy just being
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  like some kind of like a bitch and just go fucking another
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  girl. I could see that happening.
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  You know what I mean? I totally can see that
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  happening. It's also easier for a guy in
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  like a traditional relationship, especially.
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  I mean, I think this this woman gives me like religious energy,
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  right? Maybe I'm wrong, but in like a
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  more religious situation, like the guy works is more
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  traditional and the girl stays home, cooks, cleans, takes care
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  of the kids, takes care of the house, do pretty much everything
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  else. And so as a guy, like, if you're
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  checked out of a marriage, like what's really your incentive to,
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  to, to have communication? If you're checked out, you can
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  either have like the really difficult conversation to have
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  communication with your wife and try to fix things, or you could
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  just go cheat and you have all the financial control and you're
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  already getting your clothes cleaned, your food's getting
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  cooked, you're getting taken care of.
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  There's not mold growing in your bathroom because your wife's
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  doing all the work at the house. So you don't exactly have like
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  this profound motivation to to have communication.
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  Meanwhile, your wife's basically home.
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  And as the marriage is negative for them, they're still doing
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  all the responsibilities without that communication.
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  And they don't have the financial security.
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  And they're already kind of like afraid like, oh, if I leave
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  them, like, what am I going to do with myself?
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  I gave up 1020 years of my life that I could have been going to
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  school and getting it and working up through a job.
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  I had to stay home and take care of this guy's kids.
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  And now we're not. I gave him all the power, right?
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  So thankfully divorce exists. But yeah, I don't know, I mean,
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  there's a lot of moving parts here.
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  A lot of times it's because you're in a sexless marriage
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  maybe or you're in an emotionless marriage or the wife
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  does not is not serving the husband in her way and they've
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  but what about the husband not serving his wife in a way
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  completely fallen off and communication has fallen off and
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  Christ is not there. We go center or he was never
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  there in the 1st place. My husband is such a man of God
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  that if that were to happen, I would know that I did something
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  wrong to 'cause that to happen. What does her husband look like?
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  I think he's gay. Let's see.
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  I don't know, Is this real? Is this real?
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  Oh, I bet he's on his knees praying to God all the time, but
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  he loves it. Definitely a man of God.
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  OK, let's get back to this lavender wife again.
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  That goes back to the accountability thing where it's
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  like, Oh yeah, he just ran out and cheated on me for no reason.
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  I understand that does happen in a very small case of scenarios,
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  but a lot of times there was something broken in the marriage
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  because I said that on the Whatever podcast, people
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  automatically said, well, she's telling you not to leave your
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  husband if he cheats on you. That is absolutely not what I'm
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  saying. That's what she's saying.
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  And you should just say that like, hey, I'm in a religious
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  marriage. I don't believe in leaving.
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  If they're cheating, you should work through it with whatever,
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  which is fine. Like whatever you want to do.
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  I think that you can move past cheating.
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  I think that like you can move past it like you can get
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  counseling or whatever. I'm not so sure that like a
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  religious centric counseling metric is going to work, to be
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  absolutely honest with you. Realistically, your husband, in
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  my expert opinion, is mega gay and you know, religion's already
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  trapping him in a marriage he doesn't want to be in.
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  Although they might be best friends, you know, you know what
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  I mean. Some girls, they're best friends
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  by my wife's best friend is a gay guy other than me.
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  I'm her best friend. I'm her main best friend.
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  We're married, you know what I mean?
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  And I'm only like 10% gay. You know, we can't, we can't
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  pass like a it's hard to pass on a gassy Fenboy, am I right,
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  guys? But her best friend's gay.
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  He's he's cool. He's a cool guy.
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  So, you know, although I will say I, I, I guarantee they're
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  definitely centering Jesus in their marriage.
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  The Bible even says that you are able to leave in the case of
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  infidelity because the other person has already broke the
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  covenant. So apparently what she's talking
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  about is highly debated in the faith where the original text
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  apparently is only talking about how husbands are allowed to
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  leave their wives. So I'm not really, I don't think
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  that this is true. Modern interpretations might
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  think differently of that, but OK.
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  But for me personally in my marriage, I wouldn't know that I
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  did something for that to happen.
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  But that's see, that's the weird why center yourself is the
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  problem. If there if you if you got some
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  kind of cheating happened, why would you put it all on
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  yourself? If you want to have like a nice
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  introspective conversation with your husband about what you guys
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  could change or whatever, that's fine.
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  But like, it just sounds like she's putting it all on herself.
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  That's weak and pathetic. And that's why your husband will
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  cheat on you as if he doesn't respect you.
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  And part of that is if he's easily able to blame you for all
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  the problems in your marriage, even though it's both of your
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  problems. 3 things to never tell a man I'm ready, dude.
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  There's three things to never tell me.
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  Is it in yet? That's number one, you know, if
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  you love your husband, you'll just pretend it's huge.
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  You got it, you know, wow. Three, if I stepped on a nail
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  that big, it would it would hurt.
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  True. Number one, never tell him what
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  to do. All right, listen, I'm going to
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  be real. I need to be told what to do.
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  I'm a man. I'm the man of the house.
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  My wife listens to me. But I sometimes I need to be
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  told what to do. Actually, I would say the
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  opposite. And this is something that
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  pisses women off. But I I'm a big advocate of
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  this. Lists.
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  I need a list. Hey, I want you to do some
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  chores. Write it down for me.
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  Please. Write it down.
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  Put it in my face. I understand that that could be
• 18:39
  annoying for women, but I'll do it.
• 18:41
  I just need a list. So tell me what to do.
• 18:43
  Don't be condescending. Don't be emasculating, but tell
• 18:46
  me what to do. We're a couple.
• 18:47
  We're in love. Of course.
• 18:50
  I want you to tell me what to do in a nice way.
• 18:53
  I want you to gentle parent me. I want to be treated like that
• 18:57
  with my wife. Oh, well, that's.
• 18:58
  Oh, that's so terrible. No, it's not.
• 18:59
  I fill my wife's water up. I gas her car up for her.
• 19:02
  I escort her to the car every morning because she's pregnant.
• 19:06
  You know what I mean. I walk her up and down the
• 19:08
  stairs. I grab her by the butt to help
• 19:09
  push her up to get up the stairs.
• 19:11
  It actually does help. When her nipples hurt because of
• 19:13
  her pregnancy, I suck on them. It actually helps a lot.
• 19:16
  It's very strange, you know, I do everything.
• 19:19
  I run up and down the stairs. I'm the one who cleans the
• 19:21
  bathroom and this and that. I do tons of shit, you know what
• 19:24
  I mean? I treat her that way.
• 19:25
  I expect to be treated in the same way.
• 19:27
  So I want to be told what to do. I just want to be told what to
• 19:29
  do nicely and rub my back please and pick my pimples because I'm
• 19:36
  a fucking man instead of telling a man what to do.
• 19:38
  Like get me that or you need to do this better.
• 19:41
  Ask him. Wow true.
• 19:43
  Never tell, always ask. Ask him respectfully man.
• 19:45
  Unless you're pissed off, then you tell a man what to do.
• 19:47
  Sometimes you got to be a little snappy with your husband or your
• 19:49
  wife. Not abusive just.
• 19:50
  But sometimes you got to yell at them.
• 19:51
  Sometimes you're just in the mood.
• 19:52
  Ask if we can talk on the phone. May I ask if I could share a
• 19:55
  feeling with you? That's fucking ridiculous.
• 19:58
  May I ask if I could share a feeling with you?
• 20:01
  OK, I'm not. You're talking about basic
• 20:03
  things. Did you say ask if we could talk
• 20:05
  on the phone? Yeah.
• 20:05
  May I ask if I could talk on the phone?
• 20:07
  I my wife doesn't have to ask me permission to the fucking
• 20:10
  breathe. If she wants to call me, she can
• 20:11
  call me. If I don't have the time.
• 20:12
  Guess what? I'm an adult.
• 20:13
  Hey, baby love. I don't really have the time
• 20:14
  right now. I do the same thing with her.
• 20:16
  OK, Ask if I could share an emotion again.
• 20:18
  Ridiculous. If I don't have the headspace
• 20:20
  because I'm stressed out, my wife starts expressing things to
• 20:22
  me. I I'm an adult.
• 20:23
  I don't really have it in me right now to have this
• 20:25
  conversation that really doesn't ever happen.
• 20:26
  But like, I don't need permission.
• 20:27
  Can I excuse me, Sir? May I please share my emotions?
• 20:31
  The fuck does it matter with you, dude?
• 20:32
  Are you married? These guys are never married.
• 20:34
  And if they are, their wives are fucking miserable and they're
• 20:36
  closeted homosexuals and their wives hate them.
• 20:39
  That's all I could think. This is most preposterous dumb
• 20:42
  ass shit I've ever seen my entire life.
• 20:44
  Holy shit. Oh my God, give me a fucking
• 20:48
  break. Oh, dude, look at these two.
• 20:49
  Oh, I'm looking at them, dude. Definitely in this one.
• 20:52
  In this one he's masking. But this guy's definitely gay,
• 20:55
  right? And by the way, I think that's
• 20:58
  incredible. I love the color lavender but OK
• 21:02
  if I could share a feeling with you.
• 21:03
  May I ask if you could help me with something?
• 21:05
  That one's fine. Hey, can you help me with
• 21:07
  something? That one's fine.
• 21:08
  That's going to draw him in as opposed to pushing him away.
• 21:10
  I fundamentally agree with you. You're asking for basic like you
• 21:13
  want you want for basic stuff. You don't have to ask permission
• 21:16
  for basic shit #2 never give him advice unless he asked for it.
• 21:22
  Why? What does that mean?
• 21:24
  It doesn't even make any sense to me.
• 21:26
  My wife gives me advice. I'll go to her for advice and,
• 21:29
  and by the way, very, very male thing to do.
• 21:31
  I, my wife will, will be complaining about something and
• 21:33
  I'll be like, here's some advice and she'll get pissed if
• 21:37
  anything. You know, I guess that's what it
• 21:38
  is. Is that is that a masculine
• 21:39
  trait to give advice when it's not asked for?
• 21:41
  I'm having a really bad day. I just my feet hurt.
• 21:45
  Oh, maybe you should sit down. It's like your wife's just
• 21:46
  trying to complain to you. Is this valid?
• 21:48
  I feel like it comes from a shitty place so it's not valid.
• 21:51
  If. You start giving a man advice,
• 21:52
  it's the same as telling him what to do, but not only that,
• 21:55
  it takes away his masculine power from him giving you
• 21:57
  advice, being able to help you and be the hero for you.
• 22:00
  If you think it takes away, if it takes it takes away his
• 22:02
  masculine. I need to give him advice.
• 22:04
  You're an idiot. The biggest thing that I value
• 22:06
  about my marriage is that since I've been with my wife, I have
• 22:09
  become a progressively better man to the point where I'm
• 22:12
  almost proud of who I am. That's a fact.
• 22:15
  This idea that I shouldn't get advice from the person that I am
• 22:17
  building myself and intertwining myself with as I'm building with
• 22:20
  a life with this person, like the that is fucking
• 22:24
  preposterous. You wouldn't be like, there's no
• 22:27
  such thing as a good man without a good woman.
• 22:29
  This is a fact. There's nothing unless you're
• 22:31
  gay. You know what I mean?
• 22:32
  That's different. I'm not talking about getting
• 22:33
  the oh, but I'm gay. What about I don't have an
• 22:35
  answer for you. I'm not gay.
• 22:37
  I'm a little I'm not gay enough. I'm not getting married to a
• 22:39
  guy, maybe a fan boy, but we're not there.
• 22:40
  We're you know, maybe like 10 years from now when my wife and
• 22:44
  I might experiment. But but in general, like there's
• 22:48
  no such thing as a good man without a good woman.
• 22:50
  And like this because you need advice, because you need help
• 22:53
  from your partner to make you better and you need to help them
• 22:56
  become better. You should be building together.
• 22:59
  So this idea that we shouldn't get advice is silly.
• 23:01
  And like I understand the idea of like somebody having an ego
• 23:05
  could be difficult to communicate advice to them.
• 23:06
  Totally true. And sometimes you're not in the
• 23:08
  headspace for it. But again, the way he, he boils
• 23:10
  it down, it's just like so stupid and so one sided.
• 23:14
  It's just, I find it fucking preposterous.
• 23:15
  And it's not emasculating to get advice from your partner.
• 23:17
  That's fucking ridiculous. Instead, now you are being his
• 23:20
  mommy. And dude, you guys want, you
• 23:22
  guys want to shut up. That's what you guys want.
• 23:25
  The fuck is what are we doing here?
• 23:27
  Number 3 is never call him baby or sunshine or smookums.
• 23:31
  Smookum. I've never heard of smookums.
• 23:33
  I've heard of like snookums. Also, why not baby?
• 23:36
  What What? Always call him a masculine pet
• 23:39
  name, which is called an honorific such as my king, my
• 23:42
  hero, whatever works for you, my lion, my leash, my.
• 23:46
  Are you using AI pictures of lions I you couldn't have found
• 23:48
  like a regular picture of a lion?
• 23:49
  Dude, are you like what what is happening here?
• 23:53
  You could have just fucking googled a goddamn lion but you
• 23:55
  needed to use a fucking AI picture of a lion.
• 23:57
  I just don't understand it. OK listen, I have no problem if
• 24:01
  a man wants to have more masculine names for himself.
• 24:05
  I am a big advocate of telling what women that they should make
• 24:10
  their husbands feel like a man, as long as the man can
• 24:13
  appreciate that productively. My wife does it.
• 24:15
  My wife does things that make me feel like a man.
• 24:17
  I don't abuse my wife, but she knows I like to feel more
• 24:21
  masculine. She knows how to stroke my ego
• 24:23
  and my Wiener, that's how. So I'm a big advocate of that.
• 24:27
  But my wife calls me baby love or sometimes she'll say she'll
• 24:32
  call me my Daniel. That's what's my first name is
• 24:34
  Daniel. You know what I mean?
• 24:37
  So like you, it's not emasculating.
• 24:39
  And also like it feels nice and I for both partners, for any
• 24:43
  partner, it feels nice when your partner treats you like a child
• 24:49
  sometimes not in a weird way, but it's nice when you can kind
• 24:52
  of regress a little bit. Like when my like my here's like
• 24:55
  in it, for instance, like my wife will go and she'll take a
• 24:57
  shower and she'll come upstairs and I'll comb her and I'll brush
• 25:00
  her hair for her and she could just like kind of lay there and
• 25:03
  I could brush her hair for her. That's like kind of an instance
• 25:05
  of that. And she could be kind of like a
• 25:06
  mushy baby sometimes. And I can do the same with her.
• 25:09
  It feels nice. This constant like the my wife
• 25:11
  is probably the only person that I feel comfortable not feeling
• 25:15
  like I have to be constantly masculine around her.
• 25:17
  And it's not off putting for her.
• 25:19
  Like, I'm not like, Oh my God, I don't like turn off masculinity
• 25:21
  with with my wife, but I like to be able to sometimes, sometimes.
• 25:29
  And it's nice. Oh, hey, baby love, you know,
• 25:31
  soften it a little bit. But also, I'm 6 foot 4.
• 25:33
  I'm a big strong, like big strong, right masculine man.
• 25:37
  I'm fucking huge. So maybe I don't take hits like
• 25:39
  that as big. But like, this is just
• 25:41
  ridiculous advice. Half of all this advice is like,
• 25:44
  Hey, talk to your partner, have communication.
• 25:45
  If your partner is like, yeah, I would prefer a more masculine
• 25:48
  name, that's fine. But also you don't want like it.
• 25:51
  The, the, the, the masculinity of the name shouldn't come at
• 25:54
  the expense of the person saying it.
• 25:56
  When you're like demanding somebody say you're lying,
• 25:58
  you're king, you're this, you're that, that can be totally fine.
• 26:00
  But if you're doing that because you want to be condescending to
• 26:02
  your partner, which I think this guy does want to be, he has
• 26:05
  obviously like a huge issue with his masculinity.
• 26:07
  It becomes a huge problem. Like if I wanted my wife to call
• 26:10
  me my king, like, OK, fine. But if I was doing that because
• 26:12
  I wanted her to think that she was less than and that's a
• 26:15
  problem. Condescension's a huge issue.
• 26:16
  You guys are a 5050 partnership. So this is weird dude.
• 26:20
  This guy's just a weird little weird little guy by Gladiator,
• 26:24
  My Gladiator. This is going to draw him in and
• 26:26
  actually turn him on as well. When you use these terms of
• 26:29
  respect that makes him crave you.
• 26:31
  Now if you'd like to, I guess this guy thinks about gladiator
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  that. So wouldn't this be better
• 26:46
  advice that a woman would give then?
• 26:51
  This guy looks like Zach Braff a little bit.
• 26:54
  Anyway, this is not going to get you any pussy guys.
• 26:56
  Although this is supposed to be for girls, don't listen, this
• 26:58
  guy's a moron. Also, good advice for girls, Be
• 27:00
  annoying, be annoying, be bitchy.
• 27:03
  OK, just do that. Have high standards.
• 27:06
  That's how you're going to find a good guy.
• 27:08
  Don't put up oh faith over fear. Fuck me in my ass.
• 27:10
  Who the fuck would have I ever expected this guy to be fucking
• 27:11
  religious? Holy wazookers.
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• 27:42
  Dude, he's gay. What the hell?
• 27:47
  I don't. I don't.
• 27:47
  I'm not doing this. What the fuck?
• 27:49
  What? Wait, one more thing.
• 27:51
  You're almost done. I didn't even.
• 27:52
  I didn't even get a chance to read the second fucking
• 27:54
  question. Jesus Christ.
• 27:57
  Shut the fuck up. How would you best describe your
• 27:59
  current relationship? Married and in love?
• 28:03
  What are the top biggest roles in your love life that you would
• 28:05
  like to? All right, I'm not even
• 28:06
  finishing this. This is disgusting.
• 28:07
  This guy's a loser. Get out of here first.
• 28:09
  It's right next to Burger King in the back.
• 28:11
  What is happening? When I'm bored?
• 28:12
  I like to go to Planned Parenthood.
• 28:14
  What does that mean? There's nothing that you can
• 28:17
  tell me I don't want. I want to get, I'm, I'm done.
• 28:20
  I don't want it. What is?
• 28:21
  Happening throw. That.
• 28:23
  Away. Is she is she, is she trolling
• 28:24
  them? Throw it away.
• 28:25
  Yeah, these are No, just throw it away.
• 28:27
  Just hold on to it all. Right, who's the good guy?
• 28:32
  Clinic escort volunteer all right so this seems like the
• 28:36
  kind of person that helps you get the abortion and they seem
• 28:39
  like the religious people that don't want you to get the
• 28:41
  abortion but they don't care about your kid once it's born I
• 28:44
  don't I. Just don't know.
• 28:47
  Get it? I don't want to happen.
• 28:49
  You're blocking the driveway, sweetheart, so drive going.
• 28:51
  Behind you, we could help you guys drive.
• 28:53
  In. If you want to just turn around
• 28:54
  to the other gate I could. This is so fucked up bro.
• 28:57
  You have plenty of time to do. These people are crazy.
• 28:59
  They think I just want to I. Don't know what to do.
• 29:01
  I just don't know what. You're blocking the driveway.
• 29:04
  You just don't go along. There's people trying to get
• 29:07
  real abortions. Girl, you got to get the fuck
• 29:09
  out of the way, OK? All right?
• 29:10
  You're fucking everybody up, dude.
• 29:13
  We'll talk to. You there's no prank, just
• 29:18
  pulling through. They don't even know.
• 29:21
  Why they? Don't even know why she's here.
• 29:28
  OK bro you got to stop. This is too.
• 29:31
  This is too unemployed. I hate this.
• 29:33
  This is like some of the most fucked up pranks ever.
• 29:35
  Dude, we're right here. We could just go and talk,
• 29:39
  there's no pressure. At all.
• 29:41
  It's a block away. I'll go with you.
• 29:46
  This is fucking crazy. Are you fucking serious right
• 29:50
  now? This is insane.
• 29:53
  Hey, don't do that. Can I go with you?
• 29:56
  I'm gonna make sure she gets there.
• 29:58
  No, but. It's one block away.
• 29:59
  It's right here, OK. I'm gonna make sure she can.
• 30:01
  Walk down if you want me to meet you there.
• 30:03
  It's right in front. You know where Burger King is?
• 30:04
  Yes. Oh yeah.
• 30:06
  I love a good Burger King. It's right next to Burger King.
• 30:08
  I'll walk down there. Is this the so is this is he
• 30:11
  trying to give them instructions on where to go to do the anti
• 30:13
  abortion center? I'm gonna.
• 30:14
  Make sure she gets there. Oh, come on, are you pregnant?
• 30:18
  I am, all right. So listen, the best thing to do
• 30:21
  is to talk to someone without any pressure.
• 30:24
  What? Is he doing that OK?
• 30:28
  He's definitely he's definitely like the don't the donor board
• 30:30
  guys. OK, I.
• 30:31
  Gave us, I gave you talk. Now can you just talk or take 10
• 30:34
  minutes to talk to them? I'm just.
• 30:35
  Going to, I'm going to take. Oh, my God, Michelle.
• 30:38
  All right, Michelle, just drive down there and I'll meet you
• 30:40
  there. OK?
• 30:42
  Michelle OK, Yeah. Just drive back.
• 30:47
  Oh my God. Oh my God, dude, are you fucking
• 30:54
  serious right now? He's fucking sprinting.
• 30:59
  He's sprinting his way down there to meet her there.
• 31:02
  He's sprinting his way over to meet her at the fucking Burger
• 31:05
  King. This is I, you know, I'm not
• 31:06
  like a super religious guy and I don't really, I don't, I hate
• 31:09
  anti abortion protesters who stand outside and harass these
• 31:12
  women because like I've, I'm having a baby soon and I got,
• 31:15
  and it's so funny because people got so pissed at me when I said
• 31:17
  this. I don't think they understood
• 31:18
  what the fuck I was talking about.
• 31:19
  I still like my, my, my position on being like pro-choice has
• 31:22
  changed a little bit. I'm still pro-choice.
• 31:24
  Just to me, if you're willing to get an abortion, then you, you
• 31:27
  must have a really good reason. Like that's my, my taking now,
• 31:29
  because like, you know, our daughter's very real to me and
• 31:32
  we know we're like 30 weeks. But so it's like, you know what
• 31:35
  I mean? Like these people, they make a
• 31:36
  huge difficult decision that they're going to have an
• 31:38
  abortion and they go to this clinic and they're like ready to
• 31:40
  do it. And you got these people fucking
• 31:41
  harassing them that don't give a shit about the person.
• 31:43
  That's that, that they're trying to stop.
• 31:45
  And they don't care about the kid once it's born.
• 31:46
  They really don't care. Like they don't give any
• 31:48
  meaningful shit. And so I kind of, I saw like, I
• 31:54
  usually don't give a fuck, but this is this is a little fuck.
• 31:55
  Dummy's got this guy sprinting. He thinks he's saving her.
• 32:00
  This is fucked. This is crazy, man.
• 32:04
  He's fucking going, too. He's got good endurance.
• 32:06
  I could never. I never, dude, I'd have a moped
• 32:08
  or something. I'd be ready to go.
• 32:09
  I'd get ready. I'd jump.
• 32:11
  My. My Jesus, Scooter, you know?
• 32:16
  Damn, brother. Come on.
• 32:17
  All right. Well, at least we can get some
• 32:18
  Burger King when they're over there.
• 32:19
  Autism is demonic and let me. Oh what a start about Jesus
• 32:25
  saying autism is what this is. I mean, this is the this is the
• 32:28
  religion piece of love guys. Of course courses would be what
• 32:31
  you'd say if if you were that OK be.
• 32:34
  Clear the people aren't demonic. Autism itself is demonic.
• 32:39
  And wow guys. You like trains or bugs a lot.
• 32:41
  Guess what, demon? I think this is obviously
• 32:44
  ridiculous. This is stupid.
• 32:45
  This is just another way to demonize people who have a
• 32:48
  disability. That's pretty much it.
• 32:50
  Like you're saying, hey guy, like this is this is the same
• 32:52
  thing as saying like, oh, if you're gay, it's like the being
• 32:55
  gay is demonic, but like I know the person isn't demonic.
• 32:58
  As long as you stop acting gay, you're fine.
• 33:00
  You know what I mean? Like it's ridiculous.
• 33:02
  It's demonizing. It's just demonizing having
• 33:04
  autism. Like autism is fine.
• 33:05
  It's whatever. It could be as difficult
• 33:07
  depending on your level of support needed.
• 33:10
  I'll say it can be very difficult to deal with, but it's
• 33:14
  just, it's just a person. It's not that fucking to you.
• 33:17
  You're. Hearing this from a mom whose
• 33:19
  son is diagnosed with autism, well, you're.
• 33:22
  Probably a horrible mom because. That's not his true identity.
• 33:26
  I'm a well. I don't think you have to lead
• 33:27
  with that, but OK, believe. What God says about him, I
• 33:31
  believe that he was made in God's perfect image.
• 33:34
  You're living in a fallen world and everything we so God.
• 33:36
  'S autistic. I got it OK.
• 33:39
  See is not God's original design for men.
• 33:42
  Anything that brings danger, chaos, or puts a child at risk,
• 33:46
  that's not the heart of God and that's.
• 33:47
  You're not the heart of God. Then by your logic, I've.
• 33:50
  Seen it? And if you've ever had to watch
• 33:52
  closely, stay alert, protect and cover nonstop, you know that
• 33:56
  this is real. But hear me, we don't lose hope
• 33:59
  in the So what do? You do with your kid that has
• 34:01
  autism, do you just like yell at him a lot and try to like
• 34:03
  circumcise him or no? What is it?
• 34:05
  Exercise him. I will say circumcision just got
• 34:09
  all fucked up too. If you think about it, it is
• 34:10
  genital mutilation, but we don't have to get into that.
• 34:12
  But OK, well, I could use some exercising right now, am I
• 34:15
  right? Middle.
• 34:16
  Of a diagnosis because the Bible says we have the mind of Christ,
• 34:20
  my son autistic also says. Slavery's all right, like.
• 34:23
  People have the minds of Christ, and we bind our mind to his.
• 34:27
  That means we don't bow to fear, we don't surrender to confusion,
• 34:31
  and we don't accept that this is the final outcome.
• 34:35
  We. This woman is fucking insane.
• 34:36
  We pray. We fight in the Spirit and we
• 34:39
  Stewart with wisdom, and we cover our kids in the truth of
• 34:43
  God because the world sees autism as a challenge.
• 34:48
  Yeah, it can be difficult to overcome.
• 34:49
  For the parents and for the people with autism, sure.
• 34:52
  But God. Sees it as a moment to show his
• 34:55
  glory and what the fuck? Does that mean and the?
• 34:57
  Story's not over my son and every other child she needs to.
• 35:02
  Be institutionalized. Took everything aside, she needs
• 35:04
  to be institutionalized like 1000%.
• 35:06
  Diagnosed with autism, have the mind of Christ and I come
• 35:10
  against every single entity that is not of God and call them back
• 35:14
  to their original design in the name of Jesus.
• 35:17
  And there is a prayer none of. That made any sense?
• 35:20
  Like if you listen to that again, none of that made any
• 35:21
  sense. She just rambled.
• 35:22
  She said autism is demonic and then she rambled about how God
• 35:26
  is great like that, said there was nothing there.
• 35:27
  This is religious psychosis. She needs to be in an
• 35:29
  institution. Here's Nick Jonas talking about
• 35:31
  teaching his child Hinduism after he grew up learning about
• 35:35
  Jesus from isn't his wife Hinduism's?
• 35:38
  I think that she's a Hindu person from his dad's pulpit,
• 35:41
  I've learned. A lot about Hinduism as well,
• 35:43
  which you. Know we're raising our daughter.
• 35:45
  To to have real, you know, Hindu values and an understanding of
• 35:51
  that in a a meaning I've never. Heard anything negative about
• 35:55
  the Hindu religion, just the Christian one, the Jewish one
• 35:57
  and the Islamic 1 so this makes sense to me.
• 36:00
  Is it? Is it as mean as all the other
• 36:01
  ones that justify abuse of women and children?
• 36:03
  Or is it actually a good religion for a way and then also
• 36:07
  you? Know my faith has has evolved.
• 36:09
  My faith is is very strong and, you know, important part of, of
• 36:13
  who I am. And it's changed a lot from, you
• 36:17
  know, the days we were in the front row as our dad preached
• 36:20
  from the pulpit. Life happens and you get my
• 36:22
  wife. Said that she I don't know for
• 36:23
  this guy, but she when she was younger, she would shave herself
• 36:26
  on the off chance that like a Jonas Brother or something would
• 36:29
  you know Yeah. So interesting stuff.
• 36:34
  That's so silly. Girls do be silly a different.
• 36:37
  World view and you decide. You know what what you're going
• 36:40
  to take with you and what's. Going to add.
• 36:42
  To I think the Jonas brother I mean I don't really see how
• 36:45
  anyone can have a problem with that There's are an example of
• 36:49
  what God warned concerning king what what of Israel, what God
• 36:55
  warned of Psalm. Oh God, Jesus Christ.
• 36:57
  I mean specifically that if you go after the women of these
• 37:00
  other nations with their other gods, you will go after their
• 37:03
  other gods. And just because something is
• 37:05
  different doesn't mean that it's true.
• 37:10
  Why, like why are why are there so many people who are like
• 37:15
  proud to be religious? I don't know.
• 37:18
  You know, I'm not going to be that guy because I grew up for a
• 37:20
  Roman Catholic and I think that I got some good parts out of it.
• 37:22
  I'm not going to lie or anything.
• 37:23
  But like, it's really like you're just sitting here telling
• 37:26
  us that you believe in like the rough draft of fucking Lord of
• 37:29
  the Rings. Like that's what you're telling
• 37:30
  me. You know, like we never really
• 37:32
  get to the bottom of it, but it's like, hey, guys, it's so
• 37:34
  bad that you believe in this fucking dead person and instead
• 37:36
  of that dead person and this religion.
• 37:38
  And it's like, it's like what what's what is what is Hey,
• 37:40
  what's the story about me? Just fucking woman used to be
• 37:43
  immortal and then she ate an apple.
• 37:45
  So now we all have to suffer forever.
• 37:47
  Oh, that seems like that never happened.
• 37:50
  Yeah. Did you know it never rained
• 37:51
  until Moses? Until the earth was flooded.
• 37:53
  And then just kind of just a couple people and animals got on
• 37:59
  the boat and that's everybody's, everybody's grand.
• 38:01
  The ancestor is incest. Really.
• 38:03
  Ancestor. Really.
• 38:05
  Hey, what about the one where the magical Jewish wizard was
• 38:08
  birthed from a virgin and then walked on water and did some
• 38:11
  party tricks, like turn water to one?
• 38:13
  Oh, yeah. Like that's what we're kind of
• 38:14
  quibbling about. We're quibbling about that maybe
• 38:16
  religion is real. It's obvious that the books are
• 38:18
  not right. Like there's definitely some
• 38:20
  embellishments in these books. It makes no fucking sense to me.
• 38:25
  But that's what we're doing right now.
• 38:29
  Like we're doing like we're doing like our next level LARP,
• 38:33
  we're just like fucking like hate Larping all over.
• 38:35
  Oh my God. Like what's the code?
• 38:36
  What happened in your life that made you have to gravitate
• 38:38
  towards something that's like super rational like this?
• 38:41
  I don't, I don't personally get it.
• 38:42
  But learning things is really important for us because when we
• 38:46
  test everything but hold fast to that which is good, we recognize
• 38:49
  the wickedness and evil of karma and the logical inconsistency.
• 38:53
  The Bible justifies slavery. How is it good the reality of
• 38:57
  the afterlife that we want to have in Christ?
• 39:00
  It is so sad to see people jettison those things and think
• 39:03
  that an open mind is virtuous. An open mind is only virtuous as
• 39:07
  that open mind gets directed and oriented towards the truth.
• 39:10
  Sounds like brainwashing and I think this is the truth.
• 39:12
  An example of why people need to know the truth and let the truth
• 39:18
  set them free, and how dangerous celebrity truly can be.
• 39:23
  Isn't this guy trying to be a celebrity just like a religious
• 39:25
  one? All right, cool.
• 39:27
  You're a 12. Year old girl, you can get raped
• 39:29
  by your. I didn't.
• 39:30
  Even process that I'm now a 12 year old girl.
• 39:32
  I was trying to get into character Jesus Christ.
• 39:36
  Your own father and then be forced to give birth to this
• 39:39
  child, and ideally the father who raped you would be in jail,
• 39:43
  right? Yeah, no, ideally the father.
• 39:48
  OK, Gel. Yeah, that's what I meant.
• 39:50
  So. Now you're a 12 year old who's a
• 39:52
  single mother raising a kid that you never wanted and had zero
• 39:58
  choice to conceive. Can you really look me in the
• 40:00
  eyes and tell me that that is constitutional or moral in any
• 40:04
  way? Not even her.
• 40:07
  I can tell you that that baby conceived by that 12 year old in
• 40:10
  her womb was put there by God. What the fuck?
• 40:14
  Listen, here's all I'm going to say is I feel like that's an
• 40:16
  incredibly lazy answer. I, I don't know, like, I, I
• 40:18
  think that we're at a point where we have to acknowledge
• 40:20
  that for at least some people, religion is literally just anti
• 40:24
  intellectualism. Hey, a father did a horrible
• 40:27
  thing and they raped their child.
• 40:29
  They maybe went to jail. Who knows though.
• 40:31
  Trump loves rape and he's not in jail.
• 40:33
  And he also, I don't know, it's crazy.
• 40:40
  How but she should be forced to carry the baby, which also means
• 40:43
  you need to be forced to carry the trauma that is physically
• 40:46
  abusive, emotionally abusive, like everything just completely
• 40:50
  destructive to somebody's body and a constant reminder that the
• 40:53
  one of the people who's supposed to love her unconditionally
• 40:55
  doesn't. And the answer's that God
• 40:58
  actually got raped there. Like, that's the, that's your
• 41:00
  best answer. Like, oh God, put the baby in
• 41:02
  the why. Why the fuck would he do that?
• 41:04
  And like, if he did, like, let's say that's true.
• 41:05
  If he did that, why would I follow that God?
• 41:07
  That's like, yeah, I, I, I let that happen.
• 41:11
  Why? Why would I want to do that?
• 41:12
  Now, I'm not saying that God doesn't exist.
• 41:14
  He might exist in some kind of a spiritual sense.
• 41:16
  Maybe he does. I like to think he does.
• 41:18
  But the way that you guys portray him from the Bible is
• 41:19
  fucking ridiculous. You know, if God exists, he
• 41:22
  definitely like I, I, he's definitely, he's just not the
• 41:26
  God from the Bible. I, I can't, I could never.
• 41:28
  There's no way that he is because it's insane that you
• 41:30
  would say something like that. You know, that's the most insane
• 41:33
  fucking thing in the entire world.
• 41:34
  I think it's actually disgusting.
• 41:35
  And I think that anybody that has this perspective is a child
• 41:37
  abuser. I think anybody that forces
• 41:39
  their 12 year old to carry the rapist baby should go to jail
• 41:41
  for life. I think that's that's, that's a
• 41:43
  fact. You have religious psychosis and
• 41:47
  you're a child abuser if you think this.
• 41:49
  And like, just because you say, well, my religion says child
• 41:51
  abuse is OK, Like, oh, wow, religion says that slavery's OK.
• 41:54
  So like, I don't give a fuck about this.
• 41:57
  I don't care. Obviously the part that you
• 41:59
  liked about religion is, I don't know, book club and not like the
• 42:03
  good messaging that you're supposed to extract from it like
• 42:05
  the love of Jesus Christ. So you're obviously worthless
• 42:08
  person. Now, if you've ever done, I'm
• 42:09
  going to be real specific. Your husband comes before your
• 42:12
  kids kind of gross. Frankly, I don't know why your
• 42:15
  kids are involved in that type of activity.
• 42:17
  But and ladies, if you've ever done any of the things I'm about
• 42:20
  to say, listen, there's much grace I'm failing my way forward
• 42:23
  to. We're all in this thing
• 42:24
  together. Is this guy gay?
• 42:27
  Pretends he's not. Not trying to embarrass you, but
• 42:29
  I need to be specific. Every now and then I'll be out
• 42:31
  there in that lobby right after a service and a couple will come
• 42:35
  up to me and say, hey, what's going on, Pastor Ben?
• 42:38
  I don't know. The wife will be there with a
• 42:40
  husband. I'll reach forward to grab the
• 42:42
  husband's hand. Go go into the handshake.
• 42:44
  Something. Happens or I don't know,
• 42:45
  whatever's going on and a wife sometimes will say something
• 42:48
  like this. Oh, he knows his place, but what
• 42:54
  happens to get to get there? I you can't really skip the
• 42:58
  details. Like maybe they were just being
• 43:00
  silly tongue in cheek. I don't really understand.
• 43:03
  Also, when it comes to like your husband coming before your kids,
• 43:06
  it depends on the circumstance. Like in general, your kids
• 43:08
  should come first every single time, but you want to make sure
• 43:11
  that you present the family unit in a way or you don't have to do
• 43:15
  this. But like we're like, oh, I don't
• 43:18
  know, maybe dad is the first one to eat at the table to show that
• 43:21
  he's like the leader and you should appreciate that role.
• 43:24
  Like, I think that that's fine and acceptable as long as you
• 43:26
  guys aren't being fucking abusive about it being like, oh,
• 43:29
  dad gets like the biggest, you know, Turkey penis or something.
• 43:32
  Or dad gets to sit at the head of the table.
• 43:34
  He gets to choose where we sit. Or, you know, he gets the final
• 43:37
  say on where we go out to eat, Although that's, you know,
• 43:40
  someone's got to make the final say, 'cause my wife can't make a
• 43:42
  fucking decision. You know, that makes sense to
• 43:45
  me. But like, that's more of like
• 43:47
  showing appreciation where as like your kids are going to come
• 43:49
  first. Like if you had to choose to
• 43:50
  save, you know, your husband or your kids, you're going to save
• 43:52
  your kids every time. But OK.
• 43:58
  And this first guy said, my wife will choose anyone or anything
• 44:00
  before she chooses me. She's proven that time and time
• 44:02
  again. What the fuck?
• 44:03
  That's crazy. Or maybe the little babies are
• 44:06
  there and there's a little commotion with the babies and
• 44:08
  she starts focusing on this or something like that.
• 44:10
  That makes sense. And a wife will say something
• 44:13
  like this. Oh, he.
• 44:15
  Knows my babies come first. I feel like this has never
• 44:18
  happened. I feel like he's never heard
• 44:20
  this before and he's kind of like making up this story to be
• 44:23
  annoying. Hey, listen.
• 44:26
  No, they don't. What the Well, yes, they do.
• 44:29
  Of course the kids are going to come before your husband.
• 44:31
  What does that mean? It's like, that's your
• 44:33
  immortality, What those children are, your immortality.
• 44:36
  That's the whole point of your life once you have kids, is to
• 44:38
  preserve those children. They do not come first.
• 44:41
  What? You are one flesh with your
• 44:43
  husband, not with your children, and you are called, I don't know
• 44:45
  if you know this. You're literally share flesh
• 44:47
  with your children. I don't know if you know that.
• 44:50
  Like in whatever emotional sense that you do with your husband,
• 44:52
  which I think is valid. I love my wife to death.
• 44:55
  Your children literally come from your flesh.
• 44:56
  I don't know if you know that to prioritize your husband over
• 45:00
  your children. In fact, can I just say this?
• 45:02
  It's this like honestly this sounds, I don't even know if I
• 45:04
  want to say abusive, but this just sounds stupid and wrong.
• 45:07
  This is just so fucking dumb. Do you a lot of people don't
• 45:10
  know this. Do you know why a ton of
• 45:11
  divorces don't happen three years into a marriage?
• 45:13
  They happen at age 60. I don't know because the guy's
• 45:18
  penis or something. I don't know because they've
• 45:19
  been together for a long time. They never loved each other.
• 45:21
  I who the fuck? I don't even know if this is
• 45:22
  true. You tell me why I don't care.
• 45:25
  Tell them. Tell us why I'm a passion.
• 45:26
  I see this all the time. Do you know why this happens?
• 45:28
  Because here's what happens. Oh, that's not anecdotal.
• 45:30
  The marriage starts and the wife is making the husband the
• 45:32
  priority, and then they have kids and there is lots of sexual
• 45:35
  blessing happening for him. OK, that's what happens early in
• 45:37
  the marriage. Then kids come along and all of
• 45:40
  a sudden she prioritizes the kids over the husband.
• 45:44
  Bro I just please don't be a pastor anymore.
• 45:46
  Go for burgers or something. Hey guys, you know why divorces
• 45:49
  happen? Because two people get together
• 45:52
  and they're really compatible and then they have a kid.
• 45:53
  And the woman's role now in this religious structure is to take
• 45:56
  care of the kid priority, but then also to still prioritize
• 45:59
  their husband. And the husband acts like a dumb
• 46:02
  fucking baby and wants priority over the kids and wants to be
• 46:09
  babied still but she doesn't have the emotional energy for
• 46:12
  that. So they end up getting divorced
• 46:13
  because she doesn't have the energy and he won't pick up any
• 46:15
  of the slack when it comes to helping raise the kids.
• 46:17
  I don't. I don't look what's that's your
• 46:18
  that's what I'm hearing. You sound like a fucking you
• 46:21
  sound like you eat boogers. Dude.
• 46:22
  What the fuck? Now the kids get her best
• 46:24
  energy. She's too tired for fun or
• 46:26
  intimacy sometimes so then he should help her out.
• 46:30
  The wife will literally pull the kids into the marriage bed for
• 46:33
  like an elongated Co sleeping situation.
• 46:35
  Now it sounds like it could be fun.
• 46:37
  Sometimes there's a medical situation.
• 46:39
  Hey, newborn for a couple weeks, totally get it.
• 46:42
  A couple of weeks? What the fuck?
• 46:45
  It's going to takes like 6 weeks for a woman to recover what are
• 46:47
  you talking about? And then you got postpartum.
• 46:49
  What the fuck do you mean what? But sometimes the wife is the
• 46:53
  one pulling the kids into the marriage bed literally for
• 46:56
  months or years. Can I just say something real?
• 46:59
  Is that, like, tempting since you're a pastor pulling kids
• 47:02
  into the bed? Bentley.
• 47:03
  Dear Sir, dear Madam, There should be things happening in
• 47:06
  your bed that would scar your children for life.
• 47:14
  Yeah, what the fuck, dude? I mean, I'm a degenerate, but
• 47:16
  what the fuck. Seems like.
• 47:17
  It just seems. It just feels like this is an
• 47:18
  appropriate conversation to have I feel like.
• 47:22
  And I also I feel like it's scarring for life if if kids
• 47:24
  ever see their parents do anything like that together.
• 47:26
  So why does it have to? What is the insinuation that
• 47:28
  they need to have some kind of BDSM stuff?
• 47:30
  I don't think God likes that kind of stuff.
• 47:32
  Isn't sodomy against the God's law if.
• 47:34
  They saw them What? You need to create.
• 47:37
  He couldn't even he got like one clap from like one guy that
• 47:39
  probably gave him like $1000 to save this so that his wife would
• 47:42
  listen. A a scenario, an environment
• 47:45
  where those things can happen joyfully and frequently.
• 47:48
  Now this is weird as hell, man. This guys, this guys a weird
• 47:52
  take. Keep him away from your kids.
• 47:53
  Guys scaring the shit out of me when we talk about.
• 47:56
  Women in Afghanistan, what sex are we talking about?
• 47:59
  Good sex, am I right guys? Afghanistan women are hot as
• 48:02
  hell man. What the hell?
• 48:02
  You ever see any of them woo talking about women in
• 48:06
  Afghanistan? What?
• 48:07
  Sex are we talking about when we.
• 48:08
  Are talking about women? Really.
• 48:09
  Generally, we're talking about people.
• 48:11
  No, no. What are you talking about?
• 48:13
  You're messing. With people that a woman OK, my
• 48:15
  definition this is what do you guys are you guys are you guys
• 48:18
  have got to stop. You guys are over
• 48:20
  intellectualizing here. I like trans women too, dude.
• 48:23
  You know trans women are are beautiful, you know what I mean?
• 48:26
  And they're unique and you know who doesn't love a little bit of
• 48:28
  a surprise. Am I right?
• 48:29
  When you open up that box downstairs.
• 48:31
  But, like, if someone's like, well, who are you talking about?
• 48:33
  When you talk about women in Afghanistan, they're like, yeah,
• 48:34
  pretty much just like, or what sex you're talking about.
• 48:37
  Just be like, yeah, mostly. You know, What do you mean?
• 48:40
  Mostly? It's like, yeah, man, Trans
• 48:41
  women, too. They're cool.
• 48:43
  That's it. You don't have enough to
• 48:44
  elaborate. Oh.
• 48:45
  Oh. So you.
• 48:46
  Oh, all right. Shut up, man.
• 48:49
  You guys listen, and I love it. But you guys believe in some
• 48:51
  weird shit, too. You're like all the trans
• 48:52
  people. You guys don't think trans
• 48:54
  people are valid. Why?
• 48:56
  Why they feel like they were on the wrong body.
• 48:58
  You believe in a magical Jewish Jewish wizard that does fucking
• 49:00
  party tricks. Like, I mean, like we can, we
• 49:02
  can believe we can believe in things that are frankly, I think
• 49:06
  it's more likely that you were born in the wrong body then some
• 49:09
  dude came out of a virgin birth. I think that's fucking
• 49:11
  preposterous. So I'm just saying, man, like
• 49:13
  you don't have to like over intellectualize.
• 49:15
  You don't have to think that every, every sentence is a trap.
• 49:17
  Just be like, yeah, usually females.
• 49:19
  It's not disrespectful to say most women are females.
• 49:22
  Trans women are women and they're not females.
• 49:23
  That's OK, you know, I understand conservatives will
• 49:26
  use it to invalidate them, but as long as you say, with some
• 49:29
  respect, who gives a fuck? That's all I'm saying.
• 49:32
  You know? Yeah.
• 49:33
  A woman is a biological state of being that is also socially
• 49:36
  experienced. What?
• 49:37
  Biological state of being is. That a biological state of being
• 49:40
  that's also socially experienced.
• 49:42
  It's too what we'll talk about. It's too woke, you know, And I
• 49:45
  love wokeness, but I feel like you need to understand that when
• 49:48
  you're talking to people like this, you're talking to the
• 49:50
  masses, not the people who already like agree with you.
• 49:52
  Just say some like, basic shit, like I said.
• 49:53
  And I think that the optics will be so much better, you know,
• 49:57
  maybe leave out the Jewish wizard part.
• 49:59
  Usually conservatives don't like that take.
• 50:02
  I think it's funny, you know, magical apple curse jokes.
• 50:05
  I think they're silly. Bring it, babe.
• 50:06
  You almost brought back jokes. Why am I sitting like this?
• 50:09
  My fucking shoulder hurts really bad.
• 50:11
  Distinguish them from males. What?
• 50:13
  Distinguish that from men. What?
• 50:15
  What? OK, so what's the difference
• 50:17
  between men and women? I don't know, man.
• 50:21
  I don't even know. I don't even know the answer to
• 50:23
  that. How you're presenting?
• 50:25
  Presenting how you're presenting.
• 50:27
  So a man can present feminine and we call them a woman.
• 50:30
  Yeah, we we sure. Why not man?
• 50:32
  It's called a fem boy. You know who gives a fuck?
• 50:36
  I mean, not for nothing, but you guys are the ones saying that
• 50:38
  for the longest time, you know, some kid was like kind of gay
• 50:41
  and hang and like the Barbies were like, you're not a real
• 50:43
  you're not a real boy. You'll never be a real man.
• 50:46
  You like playing. You like the color pink insert
• 50:50
  slur. Oh, oh, you're actually a girl.
• 50:54
  Oh, you're you don't want to play baseball with your dad.
• 50:57
  You'd rather hang out and paint your fucking nails.
• 50:59
  Guess what? You're a girl.
• 51:01
  And all of a sudden now they're like, alright, I'm a girl, you
• 51:04
  know you can't do that. I want to see what's between
• 51:06
  your fucking legs, little kid, You know what I mean?
• 51:08
  Like, that's what we got here. It's like, you know, you can't
• 51:10
  fucking win, man. If you're trans, you just can't
• 51:11
  God damn win. So I feel like just stop trying
• 51:14
  to appeal to these people. First they told you you're not a
• 51:17
  boy, Now they're telling you you have to be a boy.
• 51:19
  I don't know what the fuck's going on, but here's what I do
• 51:21
  know. I'll tell you what it takes to
• 51:22
  not be a man. If you're, if you're a rapist,
• 51:25
  if you're rape people, you're not a real man.
• 51:26
  I know that much. And I know the president's a
• 51:28
  rapist and so he's not a real man.
• 51:29
  So why don't you guys focus on that shit instead of focusing on
• 51:31
  fucking trans kids or trans adults or trans, I don't know,
• 51:34
  fucking transmissions. Give me a fucking give me a
• 51:41
  goddamn break. Do that a lot.
• 51:43
  No. Would you?
• 51:44
  Call them a woman. If I if I picked up a football
• 51:46
  that threw it like this, you'd say I was girly.
• 51:49
  People would say, oh, he throws like a girl.
• 51:51
  Does that define girls? I.
• 51:53
  Understand the point that he's making.
• 51:54
  It's the point that I just made. It's just not laid out very well
• 51:56
  the way. That you throw hell.
• 51:57
  Yeah, it does, dude. It does.
• 52:00
  I. Mean does it?
• 52:01
  No, the people saying that. The people, yeah.
• 52:03
  So. If I pick up a football.
• 52:04
  And I throw it like this and. Someone's like saying you throw
• 52:07
  like a girl. That's just sexist.
• 52:09
  Thank you for that. That's.
• 52:09
  Why we don't define women by the and girls by the way that they
• 52:12
  throw balls? Yeah, we just, we define women
• 52:15
  by the way that they handle balls.
• 52:16
  Am I right guys? Appropriate atheist.
• 52:20
  Will tell you that torturing a baby for fun is absolutely evil.
• 52:23
  They'll. I would hope Christians and any
• 52:25
  other religious person would also say that.
• 52:28
  It's pretty fucked up, but OK, they'll say.
• 52:29
  It's evil in general. Yep, it's pretty bad or.
• 52:32
  They'll make the statement with absolute certainty.
• 52:35
  Obviously that's wrong. Yep.
• 52:37
  True should be torturing babies. Torturing.
• 52:39
  Don't do that. OK, well here's a question then.
• 52:43
  If God doesn't exist, why is it evil?
• 52:47
  I don't know because you're torturing a living literal
• 52:49
  person laying on well, why do I why do you need a God to tell
• 52:54
  you not to torture babies? My question is fucking terrible.
• 52:58
  What the fuck? Why do you want to torture
• 52:59
  anything? You shouldn't be torturing
• 53:00
  anything unless it's like you're king of you know, I don't want
• 53:03
  to yuk your Yum guys. But you know, God killed babies
• 53:06
  in the Bible, didn't he? I don't know, crazy.
• 53:09
  Not why is it bad for survival? What if that was part of my
• 53:13
  moral compass? Not Why did evolution make us
• 53:15
  feel bad about it? OK, but.
• 53:18
  Why is it objectively wrong? Well, I mean, people would argue
• 53:21
  it wouldn't be objectively wrong.
• 53:23
  I mean, we saw Andrew Wilson justify bombing, you know,
• 53:26
  children in Iran because one day they'll be bad or something.
• 53:29
  So like, the problem is that you, you feel the need to be
• 53:32
  like, pinned down to the Bible. According to the Bible, slavery
• 53:34
  is justifiable. Letting you know that might be
• 53:36
  something that you'd care about. I don't know.
• 53:41
  Yeah. So like, you could really go
• 53:44
  with the argument. Hey, nothing is objectively
• 53:45
  moral or not. Sure, fine.
• 53:47
  I don't really feel the need to get into, like, this deep
• 53:49
  philosophical debate about why you shouldn't torture children.
• 53:51
  We should. We know that you shouldn't be
• 53:52
  torturing innocent living creatures if you want.
• 53:55
  If you think that if you don't believe in God that nothing
• 53:57
  matters, then that's like your mental illness.
• 53:59
  And that's fine. I'm happy that you're religious.
• 54:00
  Cause clearly if you didn't have the threat of God in the sky,
• 54:04
  then you would be going around, I guess, torturing babies to
• 54:06
  death. But I don't need that to be like
• 54:08
  a good person. So like, OK.
• 54:12
  And like, realistically speaking, that's a fine answer
• 54:13
  to give, you know, not to be insensitive, but like your
• 54:16
  entire foundation of your religious beliefs are based on a
• 54:19
  magical apple curse that they remove their immortality.
• 54:21
  And like, again, that's fine. I think that there can be a
• 54:23
  beautiful message in there and all that.
• 54:24
  But like you're sitting here and they like to push this idea that
• 54:26
  like the Bible is a beautiful set of facts that lays
• 54:29
  everything out really well. It doesn't it doesn't.
• 54:31
  It's, it's, it's when you look in some of the specifics, like
• 54:34
  the Noah's ark, all of our, I guess, I guess we're all
• 54:38
  engaging in incest, you know what I mean?
• 54:39
  Like Noah, him and his wife and that's it.
• 54:42
  There are ancestors, I guess, you know what I mean?
• 54:44
  Like that's OK. Turning water to wine, walking
• 54:48
  on water. These are not, I mean, I could
• 54:49
  do that at my pool. I've done it at a pool before.
• 54:51
  It had like that cool clear strip underneath.
• 54:53
  So it looked like you're walking to water.
• 54:55
  But it's like, you know, you guys, this is what the problem
• 54:57
  is, is that you want to, you want to say that, hey, I have a
• 54:58
  factual foundation of logic on my side.
• 55:00
  But then you look at the book and you're like, OK, there's
• 55:02
  some things here that are a little crazy.
• 55:03
  It's like, OK, again, that's valid.
• 55:05
  You can believe what you want. I think there's probably some
• 55:06
  really great stories from there. Maybe there is a God.
• 55:08
  He just doesn't represented by the Bible.
• 55:11
  But don't sit here. And then these people are
• 55:13
  deranged. Hey, you don't believe in God.
• 55:17
  Well, why shouldn't you beat the shit out of a child?
• 55:20
  Oh, OK, you owned me. Like I I don't.
• 55:26
  You're antisocial, bro. Go outside.
• 55:27
  You obviously like what is wrong with you.
• 55:30
  This is why this is like this is insane real.
• 55:33
  Evil, real, genuine evil, requires a standard, and a
• 55:37
  standard requires someone who grounds that standard in.
• 55:40
  Here's where materialism breaks down.
• 55:43
  Where but where do you ground your standard in religion
• 55:46
  matter? Doesn't have standards.
• 55:48
  Matter is just crazy. Is cool Iraq?
• 55:53
  Doesn't have morality. Adams don't care about justice.
• 55:56
  So where does morality come from in an atheistic universe?
• 56:01
  The same word that like the Bible probably comes from like
• 56:03
  the the entire religious structure, like God probably
• 56:06
  didn't create us. He might have, but we created a
• 56:08
  God. That's why religions are very
• 56:10
  similar. They're usually very oppressive
• 56:11
  to women, children, etcetera. And they usually tell you that
• 56:14
  you have to you have to praise certain authoritative men.
• 56:17
  It's actually kind of quite gay if you think about it, because
• 56:20
  like we're creating something. We're creating something that
• 56:22
  explains things. We're we're afraid of dying.
• 56:24
  We need an explanation. We don't understand how gravity
• 56:27
  works. We need an explanation.
• 56:28
  And we create this entire structure for all these
• 56:30
  explanations and to give us meaning and purpose and what
• 56:32
  happens after we die? And do I matter?
• 56:34
  Do I, you know, I'm meaningful. And there's clearly something
• 56:38
  there that we need as a human, as human beings to cope with
• 56:41
  certain tragic events that are going on different like things.
• 56:44
  Oh God, we'll be on my side. I got to pray to God and things
• 56:46
  will get better. I got to hope.
• 56:47
  Hope, Hope, hope. Hope seems to be a very
• 56:49
  fundamental thing that we all need.
• 56:50
  And we create religion around hope in some capacity.
• 56:52
  Hope and control, those are the two things that religion are
• 56:54
  created around. Yeah.
• 57:00
  So I mean, you're just assuming that the Bible is real.
• 57:03
  I hope God is real but I don't know about the Bible but.
• 57:07
  You can say evolution, you can say survival instinct, you can
• 57:10
  say social cooperation, and sure, that explains why we feel
• 57:15
  morality, but it doesn't explain why morality is actually real.
• 57:18
  Okay man, you can't. Get an aunt from an his
• 57:21
  statement. Oh my God.
• 57:22
  This guys such a fucking virgin dude.
• 57:24
  People who talk like this never getting pussy is fucking insane.
• 57:27
  Go outside, get some fucking pussy dude.
• 57:30
  Higher prostitute or something. Fuck you.
• 57:32
  Can't derive A moral law from physical facts.
• 57:35
  Oh my God. But atheists?
• 57:37
  Live like morality is real. They act like it matters.
• 57:41
  They just can't explain. Why it does matter, but it must.
• 57:45
  Be God and. Christianity can.
• 57:48
  God. Is the standard.
• 57:50
  God thinks for slavery is OK Why it matters?
• 57:53
  Atheists will tell you that. Good story man, Thank.
• 57:56
  I was I. If you randomly turn Christian
• 57:59
  out of nowhere, I'm going to assume you should be on death
• 58:01
  row. That's a little bit spicy, but I
• 58:05
  think it's kind of Fair. I don't think that there's
• 58:07
  anything wrong necessarily with being Christian, but I feel like
• 58:10
  if you go from not really being very religious and then all of a
• 58:13
  sudden hyper religious, something really crazy must have
• 58:17
  happened in your life. Although it could have been
• 58:19
  something interesting. Like when my mother-in-law, she
• 58:21
  got a divorce, you know, God bless her, she got very
• 58:24
  religious. So maybe, you know, maybe it's
• 58:25
  a, it's a, it's a trauma like that.
• 58:27
  But I feel like there's dudes out there that are like the
• 58:29
  worst pieces of shit ever. And then they go, oh, I'm
• 58:32
  religious now. I'm OK Everything I've ever done
• 58:34
  is OK. Yeah, I got a bunch.
• 58:35
  I got an abortion when I was younger, but now I'm religious.
• 58:38
  I found God. So you shouldn't have access to
• 58:40
  that, you know? And so I feel like if you're
• 58:44
  going that hard into religion, there's at least a reasonable
• 58:48
  chance that you did something so fucked up.
• 58:51
  You feel like you need a greater power to say that it's OK.
• 58:54
  And you could still go to heaven if you say you're sorry to a guy
• 58:57
  in a box. So I think this is, this takes a
• 58:59
  little sensational, but it's it's kind of based.
• 59:02
  It's kind of based. The song is DMCA.
• 59:06
  Oh, this is so ironic. Look at this guy.
• 59:08
  Ironic considering that becoming Christian.
• 59:11
  Is akin. To being pulled out of death
• 59:13
  row. OK, I guess because we're all
• 59:18
  marching towards an eternal death as a result of our sin.
• 59:22
  Which one? Man, I always found it
• 59:25
  uncomfortable that you were born in sin.
• 59:27
  It sounds like like a big scare tactic meant to kind of groom
• 59:30
  you, but OK. But then Jesus comes in and says
• 59:32
  he says I'm going to die. Yeah.
• 59:35
  You know, God sent me Jesus, his son, virgin birth, by the way.
• 59:39
  And by the way, I'm also am God. I don't know how that works out.
• 59:43
  And you guys did sins. Guess what I'm going to do?
• 59:46
  I'm going to myself, aren't going to have other people kill
• 59:48
  me. Oh, OK.
• 59:50
  That makes a lot of sense to me. Of course, I've already paid
• 59:52
  that price. I've defeated Dal, so come with
• 59:55
  me. Me too.
• 59:55
  I used to play Castlevania a lot.
• 59:57
  So you're actually kind of right.
• 1:00:00
  We we should all be on death row, but a Christian is just
• 1:00:03
  someone who's accepted Christ's offer to pull them out of death
• 1:00:06
  row. I just don't think that you're
• 1:00:07
  understanding what he's saying, but that's OK.
• 1:00:09
  So you're a simple man. And I wonder what beliefs you
• 1:00:12
  hold that would make you so, that would make you such, I
• 1:00:14
  think is the better way to say it.
• 1:00:17
  Beautiful. We love that something.
• 1:00:19
  That I think a lot of people don't realize, I thought.
• 1:00:21
  This was a young man. Maybe they are, I don't know.
• 1:00:26
  This is mothers. You don't owe your newborn
• 1:00:28
  anything. Is.
• 1:00:29
  That mothers don't owe their newborn baby anything I.
• 1:00:33
  Would almost guarantee that this is satire, right?
• 1:00:36
  Their page says. Do I appear to be joking?
• 1:00:40
  All right, this is husband divorcing me.
• 1:00:45
  I don't know. I think that they're complete
• 1:00:47
  satire, dude. I don't think that this is real.
• 1:00:49
  Something that I think a lot of people don't realize is that
• 1:00:52
  mothers don't owe their newborn baby anything.
• 1:00:56
  She doesn't owe the baby her time.
• 1:00:58
  Her attention, her milk. None of that.
• 1:01:01
  They are one of the biggest freeloaders on society when.
• 1:01:05
  Are we going to say enough is enough?
• 1:01:07
  OK, I'm almost 1000% sure that this is fucking satire.
• 1:01:10
  Dude. This is ridiculous.
• 1:01:12
  They have a kid. Yeah, they're trolling.
• 1:01:15
  Dude, this is obvious bait. Holy fuck.
• 1:01:18
  Let's see. Attention British people.
• 1:01:19
  Just really quickly and want to apologize to the British people
• 1:01:23
  I. Actually really liked some of
• 1:01:24
  the TV shows that you guys have. I don't care anymore.
• 1:01:26
  Let's see what this concern of. I'm assuming this conservative
• 1:01:29
  person is going to have a meltdown the baby.
• 1:01:31
  Her time, her attention. Fox.
• 1:01:33
  News junior, baby. None of that.
• 1:01:35
  They are one of the biggest freeloaders on society.
• 1:01:39
  Just like the Democrats, my right, guys.
• 1:01:42
  Just like the fucking Democrats. When are we going to say enough
• 1:01:45
  is enough? True The.
• 1:01:47
  Internet has made me dislike people more and more bro.
• 1:01:51
  You're so dumb I just don't understand.
• 1:01:53
  Like what's it like being like a fucking idiot?
• 1:01:55
  I don't know, it's very obviously a bait post.
• 1:01:57
  This person is being stupid as shit.
• 1:01:59
  Like you got like, this is the problem.
• 1:02:01
  People on the Internet are like, so this is and she probably
• 1:02:04
  knows that people are so desperate for like rage bait
• 1:02:07
  like they want, they're like, oh, look at this rage bait.
• 1:02:09
  Like, I love it. I could, I could tell my
• 1:02:10
  audience she's being serious and they'll believe me, 'cause I
• 1:02:13
  we're all dumb together. We're all dumb.
• 1:02:15
  Yeah. Fox News Junior.
• 1:02:16
  Dude, this is ridiculous, bro. Like, what are you doing?
• 1:02:19
  Holy fuck that. Ordered sterilization should
• 1:02:23
  definitely be a thing. What?
• 1:02:26
  I've got a what? The fuck?
• 1:02:29
  A bad unboxing eyebrow edition. I'm sorry your parents, your
• 1:02:34
  mother didn't love you well enough.
• 1:02:37
  I am. Sorry, she didn't.
• 1:02:38
  Hold you enough. I am sorry that she didn't hug
• 1:02:42
  you enough. I am sorry that she's never told
• 1:02:45
  you that she loves you every single day, multiple times a
• 1:02:49
  day. That's.
• 1:02:51
  Insane girl what the fuck is this dude?
• 1:02:53
  That's insane. Did you draw those on?
• 1:02:57
  Oh my God, I feel like they're trying to escape.
• 1:03:00
  Where are they going? That's.
• 1:03:01
  What this type of behavior is a result of parents.
• 1:03:04
  It's a. Troll.
• 1:03:05
  They're trolling you because you're a goofy doofus that.
• 1:03:08
  Didn't properly love their children.
• 1:03:11
  Whatever you do, do not procreate and do not bring a
• 1:03:15
  life into this world. What's with the vocal fry all of
• 1:03:18
  a sudden? Because I would feel extremely
• 1:03:21
  sorry for that child. Oh God.
• 1:03:22
  You can't. You guys just don't understand
• 1:03:24
  jokes. Bring jokes back unless, unless
• 1:03:28
  you're joking. I'm not.
• 1:03:29
  About to invite Jesus nowhere else.
• 1:03:32
  What the hell, you talk? I invited Jesus to come have
• 1:03:34
  lunch for me, and I ain't inviting this man to come
• 1:03:37
  nowhere else. Well, that's really nice.
• 1:03:39
  I invited Jesus to my baby shower on the weekend.
• 1:03:43
  He's, he's cuts the lawn pretty well.
• 1:03:46
  He's pronounces it a little weird, though.
• 1:03:48
  Hey, Zeus. So we sit here eating lunch.
• 1:03:51
  I invite him to come eat lunch. I think it's.
• 1:03:52
  Greek. I want to be Roman.
• 1:03:54
  Get it to juice the jokes. Let's move on.
• 1:03:58
  He said he got some pizza with anchovies.
• 1:04:01
  I'm like then he going to try to offer me something.
• 1:04:03
  I'm like, oh, nobody want that. He's like.
• 1:04:05
  Well, don't knock it till you try it, yeah.
• 1:04:07
  Man, I one time I was hanging out with Jesus and he's like yo
• 1:04:09
  you want some water? I drank it.
• 1:04:11
  Holy fuck. It was just like like 40%
• 1:04:13
  alcohol wine. I'm like dude I can't be having
• 1:04:15
  this. I'm on the job.
• 1:04:16
  I crashed the bus and they fired me.
• 1:04:19
  Not my fault though. You know, I argued in court that
• 1:04:22
  Jesus gave me spiked water and they they said that they send me
• 1:04:27
  to an insane asylum. So I'm like.
• 1:04:29
  Anyways, so I was like. Is there any type of like food
• 1:04:32
  that you just don't really care for?
• 1:04:34
  Don't like? He was like Sauerkraut
• 1:04:36
  immediately. Why would?
• 1:04:38
  Jesus. Oh, you know why?
• 1:04:39
  Because he's he's Jesus is Jewish.
• 1:04:41
  So Sauerkraut is a is German and I'm like.
• 1:04:44
  Sauerkraut. I'm like Bob, I like Sauerkraut.
• 1:04:46
  He's like, I know and you'd be sour after.
• 1:04:49
  I'm like. Was he in your puss?
• 1:04:51
  What the fuck? No, I don't.
• 1:04:53
  He's like, he's like that booty be sour.
• 1:04:57
  What the fuck is happening here? I feel like I'm on a ride that I
• 1:05:00
  never asked to be on. Wow.
• 1:05:03
  Feels like that booty be sour. I'm like, oh, I can't believe
• 1:05:06
  you. Just said that to me.
• 1:05:07
  So I'm like I would post this but I'm like I ain't going to
• 1:05:10
  post this because people still like appalled over the idea that
• 1:05:14
  you even have a personality in the 1st place.
• 1:05:15
  So to hear that Jesus said the word booty, it's crazy.
• 1:05:21
  He's like I literally rode into town on an ass.
• 1:05:26
  She's just, she's just running through her fucking stand up
• 1:05:28
  material right now. Or religious stand up material.
• 1:05:31
  I like it. I think this is fun actually.
• 1:05:33
  I mean this woman clearly is touched by a demon, but I I
• 1:05:37
  still like this a lot. This is incredible.
• 1:05:39
  I love when people share their their strange personalities
• 1:05:42
  online. You said I literally rode into
• 1:05:46
  town on the ass. You think I can't say booty?
• 1:05:48
  I'm like. OK, you.
• 1:05:50
  Right, so even though we having this conversation personally,
• 1:05:56
  I'm like, I'm still going to test the Spirit because baby, I
• 1:05:58
  just got to make show. OK, So I test the Spirit.
• 1:06:02
  I'm saying, you know, did Jesus Christ come to flesh?
• 1:06:04
  He said yeah. He said I am he, you know, And
• 1:06:09
  then I said I asked Mickey. I was like, so who is Jesus to
• 1:06:12
  you? He's like the greatest of all
• 1:06:14
  time. I'm like, you know what?
• 1:06:16
  Oh, the goat, the goat guys, that's incredible.
• 1:06:19
  Bye, man. Bye.
• 1:06:21
  Like literally, I'm like, I ain't inviting you nowhere else
• 1:06:24
  because you'll be cutting up. But you know.
• 1:06:26
  What? That's my bestie.
• 1:06:27
  So alright, what the fuck was what the fuck was that alright?