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- 1:34Speaker 1: the breakout star of yesterday's show, and Lorain.
- 1:37Speaker 4: Is back with us tonight, but she she didn't.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Hear gen Z Charlie got a lot of email, a
- 1:43Speaker 1: lot of feedback from Zenz to gen Z Charlie. He's
- 1:46Speaker 1: on spring break. He called the show because that's what
- 1:48Speaker 1: all the cool kids do. They call sports talk radio
- 1:51Speaker 1: overnight radio when they're on spring break. Now we'll circle
- 1:56Speaker 1: back to that, I'm sure at some point.
- 1:57Speaker 4: But our lead this hour is don't bear. I'm the
- 2:00Speaker 4: lead mo man.
- 2:00Speaker 1: One of our great bosses over the years likes to
- 2:02Speaker 1: say so. March madness. The curtain went up on the
- 2:06Speaker 1: twenty twenty five men's basketball tournament, and I don't know
- 2:11Speaker 1: if you're watching or not. I'm pretty sure I need
- 2:14Speaker 1: some kind of IV. I think I overdosed on hoops.
- 2:19Speaker 1: And normally what happens on tournament days is I'm not
- 2:23Speaker 1: gonna lie.
- 2:24Speaker 4: I don't watch the early games at all. Why would I.
- 2:27Speaker 1: I usually sleep, But I filled in at the local
- 2:31Speaker 1: station on Thursday, so I was up early, and so
- 2:37Speaker 1: I watched, and then I kept watching, and I kept watching,
- 2:40Speaker 1: and all the way through the night, though a lot
- 2:44Speaker 1: to digest. The biggest story after a minutes long Mall
- 2:48Speaker 1: review of the day, the biggest story the clash of
- 2:51Speaker 1: big name coaches. This might have been the greatest game
- 2:54Speaker 1: in the world, and all that there was a late
- 2:56Speaker 1: lead change.
- 2:56Speaker 4: I think there were like ten lead changes in the game.
- 2:58Speaker 1: But the big name coach, which is what we put
- 3:04Speaker 1: our hat on.
- 3:04Speaker 4: Here.
- 3:05Speaker 1: You had John Kylipari on one side making his tournament
- 3:09Speaker 1: debut as Arkansas's coach, and Bill self the staple of
- 3:14Speaker 1: Kansas basketball in Lawrence, Kansas, home of a Ben mallor
- 3:18Speaker 1: food dish there at the Bird in Lawrence. So someone
- 3:22Speaker 1: named Jonas It's not Jonas Knox, it's Jonas i Do
- 3:27Speaker 1: scored twenty two points and Arkansas came back and ends
- 3:32Speaker 1: up winning seventy nine to seventy two in the opening
- 3:34Speaker 1: round of the tournament. So that number ten seed knocks
- 3:37Speaker 1: off the number seven seed Kansas the better story in
- 3:41Speaker 1: the losing locker room. So that is where we will
- 3:43Speaker 1: focus on this particular game that Jayhawks eliminated from the
- 3:46Speaker 1: madness of March. And now the questions are being asked,
- 3:51Speaker 1: will they be rebooting the coaching staff?
- 3:55Speaker 4: What all right?
- 3:56Speaker 1: So let us discuss anytime a big name coach gets
- 4:01Speaker 1: excommunicated from the tournament. Early on, you asked the question,
- 4:04Speaker 1: we will ask the question, is the venerable Bill Self
- 4:07Speaker 1: on the hot seat at Kansas? So I've got toothpaste,
- 4:13Speaker 1: biblical and ven diagram, and we will combine all of
- 4:19Speaker 1: these things together and we are going to make some
- 4:23Speaker 1: banana cream pie. The king of all pies is the
- 4:27Speaker 1: banana cream pie. And it doesn' appear that Kansas took
- 4:30Speaker 1: a banana cream pie to the face, all right, So
- 4:32Speaker 1: a to answer the question, is Bill self on the
- 4:34Speaker 1: hot seat at Kansas?
- 4:36Speaker 4: I am nodding my head, yes, I am nodding my head. Yes. Now,
- 4:39Speaker 4: this is only the second time that.
- 4:42Speaker 1: The Associated Press preseason number one team has lost in
- 4:48Speaker 1: the first round of the tournament. The only Kansas, by
- 4:51Speaker 1: the way, was that team. They were preseason number one.
- 4:54Speaker 1: There our first game of the tournament. The only other
- 4:56Speaker 1: time in the history of the tournament it's happened was
- 5:00Speaker 1: Bill Self and Kansas back in five they lost to
- 5:05Speaker 1: buck Nell.
- 5:06Speaker 4: And so there you go a little fun factoid for you.
- 5:10Speaker 1: But I want you to turn up your headphones a
- 5:13Speaker 1: little bit because you're gonna hear in the background we
- 5:16Speaker 1: talk about Bill Self and his status, you'll hear the
- 5:19Speaker 1: sound of crackling geese.
- 5:21Speaker 4: You hear that little sound of crackling geese.
- 5:23Speaker 1: Now you know what that means, right, That means storm
- 5:25Speaker 1: clouds are building. And this was Kansas' worst season according
- 5:31Speaker 1: to many pundits, and the numbers bear this out. In
- 5:35Speaker 1: the twenty two years with Bill Self at the hell
- 5:40Speaker 1: that's a generation of Bill Self coaching Kansas basketball. But
- 5:43Speaker 1: it cuts deep, and I go back to the D word.
- 5:46Speaker 1: I go back to the D word. Darwinism, adapt or
- 5:50Speaker 1: die is the way I look at this and the
- 5:53Speaker 1: NIL which has been around for a few years now.
- 5:55Speaker 4: But the name, image, likeness thing has been.
- 5:57Speaker 1: A gigantic sea change for the old guard in college sports,
- 6:02Speaker 1: and we've seen a lot of them leave.
- 6:05Speaker 4: But you look at a guy like Bill Self who's been.
- 6:07Speaker 1: Around and around and around and around and around, and
- 6:12Speaker 1: you don't necessarily like it. Whether you like it or not,
- 6:15Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. It's not up for debate. This is
- 6:19Speaker 1: the way college athletics are. And despite Nick Saban and
- 6:24Speaker 1: other prominent college figures of years gone by going to
- 6:28Speaker 1: Capitol Hill, you're not gonna be able to put the
- 6:31Speaker 1: toothpaste back in the tube. The toothpaste is out of
- 6:33Speaker 1: the tube, you can't put it back in, and it's
- 6:36Speaker 1: gonna be all messy and you're sloppy the whole thing.
- 6:39Speaker 1: So Bill self coach self has been unable to consistently
- 6:45Speaker 1: keep up with the new ecosystem in college basketball. And
- 6:50Speaker 1: Bill Self and Kansas now they've lost the first weekend,
- 6:53Speaker 1: not in the first game, but the first weekend in
- 6:56Speaker 1: five of the last six NCAA tournaments, so five out
- 7:00Speaker 1: of six they're done by. They don't even get to
- 7:02Speaker 1: the sweet sixteen. And you look around and there are
- 7:06Speaker 1: some big time jobs open. So this could be like
- 7:08Speaker 1: a lateral move. The one that I was texting some
- 7:12Speaker 1: of my college basketball.
- 7:14Speaker 4: People, you know something.
- 7:15Speaker 1: You know, I watched the tournament, but I'm not obsessing
- 7:18Speaker 1: on every single college basketball game. And the job that
- 7:23Speaker 1: kept popping up with Bill self was the Texas Longhorns job.
- 7:26Speaker 1: They lost in the tournament, and there's a lot of
- 7:30Speaker 1: chatter that there's gonna be a coaching change of it. It
- 7:32Speaker 1: hasn't already happened in Austin. So Bill Self could just
- 7:35Speaker 1: move to that job and there's some other prominent gigs
- 7:39Speaker 1: that are either open or will be open, so.
- 7:41Speaker 4: There's some opportunities there.
- 7:43Speaker 1: Of self wants to have an exit stage, right, he
- 7:48Speaker 1: can do that now Page two, give me the good,
- 7:52Speaker 1: the bad, and the ugly from day number one of
- 7:57Speaker 1: March number are with the good, I'll be Benny Bright said,
- 8:01Speaker 1: So the good we had another heavyweight coaching matchup secured,
- 8:07Speaker 1: and I'm all about the matchups.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Boss.
- 8:09Speaker 1: Now, this doesn't necessarily reflect what happened on Thursday, but
- 8:14Speaker 1: it is a direct reflection of the events of Thursday
- 8:17Speaker 1: because of wins on Day one Arkansas. If you look
- 8:22Speaker 1: at your bracket, Arkansas and Saint John's will face off on.
- 8:27Speaker 4: Saturday, Saturday, Saturday in the second round of tournament play.
- 8:31Speaker 1: Now, to me, that's a great thing because you've got
- 8:33Speaker 1: John Calipari, big name coach versus Rick Patino, and I
- 8:39Speaker 1: got Saint John's going, I mean right there all the way.
- 8:42Speaker 4: So I was a little concerned early on.
- 8:45Speaker 1: When Omaha Omaha had an early lead, But you know,
- 8:48Speaker 1: it's college basketball, So who cares about the first five
- 8:50Speaker 1: minutes in many cases, the first ten minutes or the
- 8:53Speaker 1: twenty minute.
- 8:53Speaker 4: Who cares?
- 8:54Speaker 1: But Rick Patino versus John Calipari will play on Saturday
- 8:57Speaker 1: because of what happened on Thursday, and that'll be the
- 9:01Speaker 1: twenty fourth time they will have gotten together, but the.
- 9:04Speaker 4: First time in almost a decade.
- 9:06Speaker 1: Last time Buttino was at Louisville and coach cal was
- 9:11Speaker 1: I believe that that was back Kentucky, still back in
- 9:14Speaker 1: twenty sixteen. Now, the bad, bad to the bone, that
- 9:18Speaker 1: would be the Atlantic Coast Conference. Now in my lifetime,
- 9:21Speaker 1: for much of my adult life, that was the gold
- 9:24Speaker 1: standard of NCAA basketball, right, And there's a biblical expression
- 9:30Speaker 1: that applies here. How the mighty have fallen? Now, maybe
- 9:34Speaker 1: it's just this just an off year, but you had
- 9:37Speaker 1: Louisville the number eight seed, lost to number nine Creighton
- 9:41Speaker 1: early on. You had Clemson the number five seed. That
- 9:46Speaker 1: was the biggest upset of the day. They were getting both.
- 9:50Speaker 1: It just absolutely destroyed. It ended up being a closer
- 9:53Speaker 1: final score. But McNeice formerly known as McNeese State the
- 9:57Speaker 1: number twelve seed, not Clemson out. So that means, now,
- 10:01Speaker 1: if my mal or math is correct, and I am
- 10:04Speaker 1: Benny Bractologist, so half of the ACC contingent has already
- 10:11Speaker 1: vacated the field. Half That means that you only have
- 10:16Speaker 1: the number one seed Duke and the number eleven seed
- 10:21Speaker 1: North Carolina and the Tarihills. They had to win in
- 10:25Speaker 1: that fugazy first four game the other night just to
- 10:28Speaker 1: get to this point. So now, why is it so bad?
- 10:31Speaker 1: As a distant relative of Nostra Damas and friend of
- 10:35Speaker 1: Nostra Denis, I will tell you, going.
- 10:37Speaker 4: Back and looking at my crystal ball, why things are
- 10:41Speaker 4: so bad.
- 10:42Speaker 1: In the last four years, the ACC has said bye
- 10:47Speaker 1: bye to coach k Roy Williams, Tony Bennett, Jim Beheim,
- 10:53Speaker 1: you can go down. Leonard Hamilton had some success at times.
- 10:57Speaker 1: He's also gone Jim Larronega. I'm sure I missed somebody
- 11:00Speaker 1: else as well. They've all retired, they've all checked out.
- 11:05Speaker 4: I'm done. That's it now. The ugly.
- 11:09Speaker 1: And if you look at my big board here not
- 11:11Speaker 1: a list my big board.
- 11:12Speaker 4: This is debatable.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I could have flipped the ACC the bad with the ugly,
- 11:16Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go with carpet bagging coaches who it's
- 11:21Speaker 1: just a flavor of college sports. It's like you don't
- 11:24Speaker 1: need to really learn the names of the players or
- 11:27Speaker 1: the coaches because they're always changing. And the carpet bagging
- 11:30Speaker 1: coaches in March matis you had Will Wade. Boy, what
- 11:34Speaker 1: a scandal he was at at LSU back in the day.
- 11:36Speaker 1: So Will Wade is the coach at McNeese formerly McNeese State.
- 11:40Speaker 1: So he has agreed to take the job at North
- 11:44Speaker 1: Carolina State.
- 11:46Speaker 4: So that's a better job for him.
- 11:48Speaker 1: But the announcement coming down as McNeice pulled off this
- 11:52Speaker 1: win in the tournament. Then there's a guy named ben
- 11:56Speaker 1: Ben McCollum who is in a similar situation, although it's
- 11:59Speaker 1: not a done deal we are told for him. This
- 12:02Speaker 1: guy McCollum is the coach at Drake. He's in his
- 12:05Speaker 1: first season at Drake, not Drek Drake. Just like the musician,
- 12:11Speaker 1: everyone likes to pick on the Canadian guy. So he
- 12:14Speaker 1: has been connected to the Iowa job. Holy Hawkeys bat Man,
- 12:20Speaker 1: and he didn't have a job yet, but it seems
- 12:23Speaker 1: to be almost a done deal.
- 12:25Speaker 4: He was born in Iowa City.
- 12:27Speaker 1: I was reading a little bit about this guy from
- 12:28Speaker 1: Iowa City and he grew up in the state. It
- 12:31Speaker 1: just seems like a natural thing considering Iowa Pole axed
- 12:36Speaker 1: their head coach, so it seems like that's gonna happen
- 12:39Speaker 1: now the last word here. We enjoy the tournament, certainly
- 12:44Speaker 1: the first couple of days. Always, always enjoy, always enjoying.
- 12:48Speaker 1: This was not like anything outrageous. I would say this
- 12:51Speaker 1: was a pretty benign day one overall of March Madness,
- 12:56Speaker 1: with the lack of dramatic buzzard meters and all that
- 13:00Speaker 1: stuff were there were so many missed layups. I was
- 13:03Speaker 1: trying to hit my little notes thing app I was.
- 13:05Speaker 1: I was futching around my phone trying to count all
- 13:07Speaker 1: the mislayups, and I just I just gave up the
- 13:09Speaker 1: answers a lot. There were a lot of mislaymups. But
- 13:11Speaker 1: what is the big takeaway from the start of March
- 13:15Speaker 1: Madness twenty twenty five. I'm glad you asked. It's time
- 13:18Speaker 1: now for a Ben Mahler Show PSA, a Ben Mahler
- 13:24Speaker 1: Show public service announcement. Yeah, so consider there's my good
- 13:28Speaker 1: Mitch for the day. It is a reminder I do
- 13:31Speaker 1: this at least one at one point during the year,
- 13:34Speaker 1: much like the swallows returning to Capistrano, or will punk
- 13:38Speaker 1: Satani Phil see his shadow?
- 13:40Speaker 4: Where we have more winter?
- 13:41Speaker 1: These things are traditional. So if you look at my
- 13:44Speaker 1: ven diagram here. The NCAA tournament is different than almost
- 13:51Speaker 1: every other sporting event. Every other sporting event starts out
- 13:54Speaker 1: and builds up to a crescendo.
- 13:57Speaker 4: Right.
- 13:58Speaker 1: You start out, there's a little like baseball, Just baseball, Okay,
- 14:01Speaker 1: opening day, you pay a little attention and you see
- 14:04Speaker 1: how your team's doing, and then you check back every
- 14:06Speaker 1: once in a while, and then you build up to
- 14:08Speaker 1: the playoffs and then ultimately the World Series. So you're
- 14:10Speaker 1: building up to this this thing where it Most things
- 14:14Speaker 1: in life start out small and then gradually increase and
- 14:16Speaker 1: they get to that climax.
- 14:18Speaker 4: Right, this is the opposite. This is the opposite.
- 14:21Speaker 1: Public support for March madness is directly related. There's a
- 14:27Speaker 1: correlation to how your bracket is doing, and it is
- 14:32Speaker 1: the only thing I can go. Maybe some NASCAR people
- 14:35Speaker 1: have challenged me over there, what about.
- 14:37Speaker 4: The Daytona five buggety? Okay, But if you're.
- 14:40Speaker 1: A real NASCAR fan, you're gonna watch and there's the
- 14:43Speaker 1: playoff and.
- 14:43Speaker 4: You're into that whole thing. So I don't consider it
- 14:46Speaker 4: the same thing.
- 14:47Speaker 1: Right, This is a situation where we start out Thursday
- 14:53Speaker 1: and now going into Friday peak.
- 14:55Speaker 4: Interest Fully, attentive, fully attentive.
- 15:00Speaker 1: And the deeper we get into the weeds of the
- 15:03Speaker 1: NCAA tournament, the less interest we have depending on how
- 15:06Speaker 1: your your brackets crumpled up and you've just been absolutely
- 15:11Speaker 1: destroyed on your your pixing. Also, if you're in an
- 15:14Speaker 1: office pool, get those squares.
- 15:17Speaker 4: You know, those those square things and all that. Yeah.
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- 15:38Speaker 1: Mahlor Show. We are in the air everywhere. We are
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- 16:37Speaker 1: the day, and we will continue the conversation about college basketball.
- 16:41Speaker 1: But that is not our lead this out. No, no, no, no,
- 16:44Speaker 1: don't bear the.
- 16:45Speaker 4: Lead, my man. Now, I've learned over the years from
- 16:49Speaker 4: spending many many hours behind these microphones.
- 16:52Speaker 1: The powerful microphones of Fox Sports Radio, the bully pulpit,
- 16:57Speaker 1: I have learned.
- 16:58Speaker 4: That what moves the neee, even in the middle of.
- 17:02Speaker 1: March madness football Football Time Now for a Mallor Show
- 17:09Speaker 1: follow up, A Mallor Show follow up dateline Foxborough Free
- 17:14Speaker 1: agent visit, Free agent visit Wide receiver Stefon Diggs a
- 17:20Speaker 1: very public courtship.
- 17:23Speaker 4: With the Patriots. Have you heard the latest? Well, we
- 17:28Speaker 4: are told that the meeting.
- 17:30Speaker 1: According new reports, the meeting between Stefan Diggs and the
- 17:33Speaker 1: Patriots went very well. However, there is no contract that
- 17:39Speaker 1: is said to be imited. Diggs visited New England. That
- 17:43Speaker 1: visit consisted of a free meal with team employees that
- 17:48Speaker 1: was on Wednesday night, and there were meetings.
- 17:51Speaker 4: On Thursday, there was a physical.
- 17:54Speaker 1: He was poked and prodded, and then he was picked
- 17:57Speaker 1: up by a car service and driven to the air.
- 18:01Speaker 4: And he got out of dodge he took off.
- 18:04Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question Stefan Diggs meeting with
- 18:08Speaker 1: the Patriots. However, however, he left without a contract. What
- 18:13Speaker 1: does that tell us? So I've got sugar Loaf, Texas
- 18:17Speaker 1: roadhouse and my pillow, and we will combine all of
- 18:23Speaker 1: these things together and we are going to make some
- 18:28Speaker 1: gummy candy.
- 18:29Speaker 4: Is what we're gonna make.
- 18:31Speaker 1: Because I know that our friend Lorena loves gummy candy
- 18:34Speaker 1: and she doesn't like when people at work steel her
- 18:36Speaker 1: gummy candy. All right, So num burr, I said, numb
- 18:42Speaker 1: bur My first thought on this Stefan Diggs's story and
- 18:47Speaker 1: what it tells us the fact that he didn't agree
- 18:49Speaker 1: to a contract with the Patriots, is that.
- 18:51Speaker 4: The check engine light started a flash. Oooooow, that's what
- 18:58Speaker 4: it sounds like. Who just like that?
- 19:01Speaker 1: So the check engine light started flashing and making some
- 19:04Speaker 1: noise when the exam was taking place, when the physical
- 19:08Speaker 1: was taking place, There's gotta be something that was a
- 19:11Speaker 1: little funky, little funky there.
- 19:14Speaker 4: Now, what is my supporting evidence?
- 19:17Speaker 1: This was, to our knowledge, Tofon Diggs's first free agent
- 19:20Speaker 1: visit of the offseason. The NFL drafts about a month away.
- 19:25Speaker 1: There's been a lot of players bouncing around.
- 19:28Speaker 4: So the fact that he went to New England, what
- 19:31Speaker 4: does that tell us?
- 19:32Speaker 1: It tells us that that was his either only option
- 19:36Speaker 1: or he wanted to play for the Patriots, or both
- 19:40Speaker 1: or both. So you don't visit a team unless you're
- 19:44Speaker 1: willing to sign a contract with the team. Otherwise you
- 19:48Speaker 1: would have gone somewhere else first, and he traveled all
- 19:51Speaker 1: that way to get a turkey dinner and a bag
- 19:54Speaker 1: of chips. So that's what it is now as the
- 19:57Speaker 1: mantra in the NFL. We've all heard this over the years.
- 20:00Speaker 1: You pay attention to this stuff. If you bring a
- 20:03Speaker 1: free agent in for a visit and you want the player,
- 20:07Speaker 1: what do you do. You put a padlock on the door,
- 20:11Speaker 1: you dead bolt the door, and you don't let good
- 20:14Speaker 1: players leave the building. You get the doc you signed out,
- 20:18Speaker 1: and you say, all right, let's sign The fact that
- 20:21Speaker 1: that did not happen with Stefon Diggs. Instead, instead it's
- 20:27Speaker 1: we're getting spin like, well, you know, it's just to
- 20:29Speaker 1: get to know your type of meeting and you know
- 20:32Speaker 1: where you're at medically, that type of thing.
- 20:35Speaker 4: Uh.
- 20:35Speaker 1: And if you smell closely, that's bull almost said the ForWord.
- 20:40Speaker 1: It's bull bull pucky quote Jay Scoop, it's bull pucky.
- 20:43Speaker 1: But the Patriots I love the reporting. According to Jordan Schultz,
- 20:47Speaker 1: the king of All Starbucks, he said that the Patriots
- 20:52Speaker 1: intend to remain in contact after they.
- 20:55Speaker 4: Met with Stefawn Diggs.
- 20:57Speaker 1: So this is now sounding to me like a the
- 21:00Speaker 1: old school nineteen seventies sugar Loaf song don't call us,
- 21:06Speaker 1: will call you, don't call us?
- 21:09Speaker 4: So it makes you wonder things that make you go hmm.
- 21:13Speaker 1: Is that acl now like barbecue pulled port? Did Stefan
- 21:17Speaker 1: Diggs ask for too much money? We know the Patriots
- 21:21Speaker 1: are a bunch of tightwades. Now they say they could
- 21:26Speaker 1: circle back.
- 21:26Speaker 4: That's a weasel word.
- 21:28Speaker 1: It sounds on this side of the microphone like Stefon
- 21:31Speaker 1: Diggs will.
- 21:31Speaker 4: Continue his job search.
- 21:34Speaker 1: So it sounds like to me, and there's really no
- 21:36Speaker 1: one else knocking on his door to our knowledge. Now
- 21:39Speaker 1: page two, there are whispers in hush tones that that
- 21:45Speaker 1: Cowboy's front office is said to be a house divided.
- 21:49Speaker 4: Isn't that dramatic? House divided?
- 21:52Speaker 1: A house divided over Micah Parsons and whether or not
- 21:56Speaker 1: to give him a mega mega mega Mega got millions
- 22:02Speaker 1: contract extension, defensive star Micah Parsons.
- 22:06Speaker 4: So is this genuine or is this phony? So I have.
- 22:15Speaker 1: This one, the Micah Parsons Front Office Divide, the Great Divide,
- 22:18Speaker 1: the chasm in the front office of the Cowboys. I
- 22:22Speaker 1: have this as kosher. I believe that it's legit. I
- 22:26Speaker 1: don't think it's phony maloney. In fact, it's not a surprise.
- 22:30Speaker 1: It would have been a surprise if there was a consensus.
- 22:33Speaker 1: The fact that Michael Parsons hasn't agreed to a contract
- 22:36Speaker 1: yet is part of the story. But my position, and
- 22:40Speaker 1: I know this from and I have an advantage over
- 22:43Speaker 1: everyone else. I'm a human being, so I know what
- 22:45Speaker 1: human beings you act like. It is nearly impossible to
- 22:49Speaker 1: get a group of people to agree on anything because
- 22:55Speaker 1: back in the day, and I was a bad student,
- 22:57Speaker 1: but I paid attention.
- 22:59Speaker 4: And a little bit you would when you were doing
- 23:01Speaker 4: group projects.
- 23:02Speaker 1: There's always the person that does the lion's share of
- 23:04Speaker 1: the work. There's the people that just do the bare minimum.
- 23:08Speaker 1: And then there's the people that are the caboose and
- 23:11Speaker 1: they're just along for the ride, right, They're just along
- 23:13Speaker 1: for the ride, and that's the standard fair. And with
- 23:18Speaker 1: the Cowboys, like any other team, there's gonna be clicks,
- 23:22Speaker 1: and you don't expect universal agreement. Michael Parsons is more
- 23:26Speaker 1: name than game.
- 23:29Speaker 4: Do you agree with that?
- 23:30Speaker 1: Like the name is pretty good because he plays with
- 23:32Speaker 1: the Cowboys, got the star in his helmet. But it's
- 23:34Speaker 1: like if you went to the Texas Roadhouse and they
- 23:37Speaker 1: added to their menu there and they said, well, by
- 23:41Speaker 1: this item, it's all sizzle, but it's a petite steak.
- 23:45Speaker 1: It's not no steak. It's just a petite steak, but
- 23:47Speaker 1: it's a lot of sizzle, just like that, but not
- 23:52Speaker 1: a lot of steak. And as we understand the power
- 23:57Speaker 1: structure in Dallas, there's sound of it right.
- 24:01Speaker 4: There either that at a lightning and rain. But you
- 24:06Speaker 4: have good cop, bad Cop, You've got good cop bad cup.
- 24:09Speaker 1: So Stephen Jones the spawn, the kid that just happened
- 24:14Speaker 1: to get in the right genetic lottery. His dad happened
- 24:16Speaker 1: old the Cowboys.
- 24:17Speaker 4: So Stephen Jones is a tight one.
- 24:19Speaker 1: From what we're hearing, and he didn't want to spend money.
- 24:22Speaker 1: And then Jerry Jones wants to spoil his guys and
- 24:25Speaker 1: just give them the riches of Solomon. Thus you have
- 24:29Speaker 1: what's known as the I word instability. Also, everyone, everyone
- 24:36Speaker 1: who's around the Cowboys has to be part of the
- 24:38Speaker 1: reality show, and the Cowboys always must maximize media coverage.
- 24:42Speaker 1: And if the Cowboys had already signed Michael Parsons to
- 24:45Speaker 1: an extension, the story's over. If you wait until training
- 24:50Speaker 1: camp at the eleventh hour. It's like those movies where
- 24:55Speaker 1: they have the sticks of dynamite wrapped with tape and
- 24:58Speaker 1: they have a timer. You gotta stop it right before
- 25:02Speaker 1: the timer gets down to double.
- 25:03Speaker 4: Zero or triple zero. You gotta stop.
- 25:06Speaker 1: But ultimately, we do believe that Micah Parsons, against our
- 25:08Speaker 1: better judgment, will get a bag, a giant bag, and
- 25:12Speaker 1: he'll be paraded around the Death Star with the Cowboys
- 25:14Speaker 1: practice and everyone will be happy and smiling, and we
- 25:18Speaker 1: all right. Now final point, we go to Baltimore. A
- 25:22Speaker 1: hum dinger, a humdinger of a story. How do you
- 25:26Speaker 1: untangle the latest revelations that Ravens Kicker, the creepy Kicker
- 25:34Speaker 1: Justin Tucker hired a law firm for those facing high
- 25:39Speaker 1: profile reputational attacks. How do you untangle that? So this
- 25:45Speaker 1: is kind of like a Metallica song fight Fire with Fire,
- 25:49Speaker 1: And I love the fact that an NFL kicker is
- 25:52Speaker 1: in such a corner. He's like a cornered snake that
- 25:55Speaker 1: he's hiring one of these high falutin DC area firms
- 25:59Speaker 1: that is supposed to clean up your mess. And it's
- 26:03Speaker 1: the same company that Mike Lindell hired, the My Pillow Guy.
- 26:08Speaker 1: So Justin Tucker has something in common with the My
- 26:11Speaker 1: Pillow Guy. The company I was reading about it called
- 26:15Speaker 1: the Claire Locke.
- 26:16Speaker 4: I think I'm getting that right.
- 26:18Speaker 1: It was a story in the Baltimore Sun about this,
- 26:22Speaker 1: and that's the law firm, and they've pretty much cornered
- 26:27Speaker 1: the market on these type of stories scandal ridden people
- 26:32Speaker 1: and normally politics from what I read.
- 26:35Speaker 4: And then you have an NFL player here, and so
- 26:38Speaker 4: Justin Tucker.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Is under siege. If you missed it, he's been accused.
- 26:41Speaker 1: How can I clean this up?
- 26:42Speaker 4: For radio?
- 26:43Speaker 1: Justin Tucker has been accused of giving out his franken
- 26:48Speaker 1: beans to those that didn't ask for his franken beans,
- 26:51Speaker 1: brushing his as Lady Gaga would say, his disco stick
- 26:55Speaker 1: against the massage therapist and leaving what some of them
- 27:00Speaker 1: thought was his own personal homemade blend ranch dressing on
- 27:05Speaker 1: the massage.
- 27:05Speaker 4: Table, among other things.
- 27:08Speaker 1: And we're over a dozen I think we were around
- 27:10Speaker 1: sixteen massage therapists.
- 27:13Speaker 4: That we're making these various claims.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Now, my moles tell me that it's only a matter
- 27:19Speaker 1: of when. It's not a matter of if. It's a
- 27:22Speaker 1: matter of when Justin Tucker will end up getting whacked.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Probably shouldn't have used that word, but in Baltimore that
- 27:31Speaker 1: he's out. The Ravens are expected to draft a kicker
- 27:35Speaker 1: in the late April draft.
- 27:37Speaker 4: Likely day two, day three, definitely not day one. Maybe
- 27:40Speaker 4: day three.
- 27:41Speaker 1: They'll draft a kicker, and then on some random Friday,
- 27:45Speaker 1: when no one's paying attention, all of a sudden.
- 27:48Speaker 4: It'll be bye bye, and Justin.
- 27:51Speaker 1: Tucker will be excommunicated from the flock. He will no
- 27:55Speaker 1: longer be a poet and you don't even know it.
- 27:58Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Van Maller
- 28:00Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm pacifics. This
- 28:09Speaker 2: is one big Ben.
- 28:10Speaker 4: Gets grilled googlo Ben.
- 28:13Speaker 5: John Lynch spoke to reporters at Stanford's pro day Wednesday
- 28:16Speaker 5: and talked about the forty nine ers clearing room this
- 28:18Speaker 5: offseason and that they have a plan to restock the roster.
- 28:21Speaker 5: He said, we have some big things coming our way. Ben,
- 28:24Speaker 5: how long do you think it'll be before the forty
- 28:25Speaker 5: nine ers are legit contenders again?
- 28:27Speaker 1: Well, the problem is they don't have a quarterback, they
- 28:30Speaker 1: have a game manager, they don't have a guy that upgrades.
- 28:33Speaker 4: Players around him.
- 28:34Speaker 1: So, uh, it's gonna be There'll be a fringe playoff team,
- 28:38Speaker 1: but to be a real Super Bowl contender, it's gonna
- 28:40Speaker 1: be a long time because Rock Purty's not that guy.
- 28:43Speaker 1: You're not that guy, Pal, And what else is John
- 28:45Speaker 1: Lynch gonna say? He's got to be positive next?
- 28:48Speaker 5: So in the most recent episode of HBOS last week tonight,
- 28:50Speaker 5: John Oliver called for the banning of player props due
- 28:54Speaker 5: to student athletes getting harassed for failing to hit a
- 28:56Speaker 5: certain stat. The nc double A then basically did the
- 28:59Speaker 5: same thing on Twoda day. Yeah, Ben, do you think
- 29:01Speaker 5: player props on college sports could be a thing of
- 29:03Speaker 5: the past.
- 29:04Speaker 1: No, Because John Oliver is not that bright because you'll
- 29:07Speaker 1: you'll get rid of the illegal.
- 29:09Speaker 4: Betting of player props.
- 29:10Speaker 1: But dudes will just go to their bookies or they'll
- 29:13Speaker 1: they'll go to the the illegal websites and bet player
- 29:16Speaker 1: player props are not going away.
- 29:18Speaker 4: So either you have them legal or you don't have
- 29:19Speaker 4: them legal. It's not it's noble as they get rid
- 29:22Speaker 4: of them.
- 29:22Speaker 1: They're not going away because people are gonna if people
- 29:25Speaker 1: want to bet props, are going to find a way
- 29:26Speaker 1: to bet props.
- 29:27Speaker 4: So you know, knock yourself out.
- 29:29Speaker 5: Next, Doc Rivers called an emergency meeting with Damian Lillard
- 29:33Speaker 5: and Jannison Tetakunpo after they lost to the Warriors without
- 29:35Speaker 5: Steph Curry. Yeah, it's supposed to be an open forum
- 29:38Speaker 5: for both starts to provide input on ways to improve
- 29:40Speaker 5: the team.
- 29:41Speaker 6: Ben, how much trouble are they in?
- 29:43Speaker 4: None? They just beat the snot out of your Lakers. Cool?
- 29:46Speaker 4: What do you say? Won a one eighteen to eighty nine?
- 29:48Speaker 1: The Bucks are back, baby, stop it they buck Jannis
- 29:52Speaker 1: was no Luca, no Labron.
- 29:54Speaker 4: Stop the Lakers fail.
- 29:55Speaker 6: You fail this edition. That is.
- 29:59Speaker 4: Tremendous job by the Bucks walk off. Good job, Doc Rivers,
- 30:03Speaker 4: good job doc.
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- 30:15Speaker 4: Live Knock Knock, Who's there?
- 30:19Speaker 2: Blame Weed?
- 30:20Speaker 4: Blame week too. It's Big Ben's lame joke of the
- 30:23Speaker 4: week and no, here we go outside that poor Big
- 30:30Speaker 4: Ben's lame jokes a week. These are actual jokes by
- 30:32Speaker 4: actual listeners. Hello weed Man, Hello weed Man.
- 30:35Speaker 1: I love you may last.
- 30:38Speaker 4: Did your roommate come back?
- 30:40Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 30:40Speaker 4: Unfortunately?
- 30:41Speaker 1: Oh no, All right, let's let's get to the jokes
- 30:49Speaker 1: and thanks to everyone that wrote these jokes.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Send them in for next week.
- 30:52Speaker 1: Care of Benmahler Show at gmail dot com. That's Ben
- 30:56Speaker 1: Malors Show at gmail dot com. Did you know that
- 31:00Speaker 1: Lizzo is suing Vince McMahon over the Wwe know why?
- 31:07Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 31:07Speaker 1: Apparently she tried to use the name Worldwide Eating and
- 31:13Speaker 1: tied up in Litigan as Georgia volved in Texas. What
- 31:17Speaker 1: are Lizzo's favorite parts of March Madness?
- 31:21Speaker 4: What the round of sixty four? And she loves the
- 31:25Speaker 4: Sweet sixteen? Big Fan?
- 31:31Speaker 1: That's Eric in Kansas? What happened the last time Lizzo
- 31:35Speaker 1: went out.
- 31:35Speaker 4: For Korean barbecue. What she brought home a doggie bag?
- 31:40Speaker 4: A doggie wow, sir for Todd the comedian.
- 31:47Speaker 1: All right, Lizzo was so excited by her recent weight
- 31:51Speaker 1: loss that she did know. She didn't know whether to
- 31:56Speaker 1: go to the bathroom or go blind.
- 31:59Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, so she farted and closed one eyes. What
- 32:03Speaker 4: she did? That's a Dan in South Carolina, Thank you Dan?
- 32:08Speaker 4: All right? How does Lizzo plan on getting to the
- 32:10Speaker 4: moon space x x x x x x xx l
- 32:17Speaker 4: is how she's gonna get to the moon. That's not Drew.
- 32:21Speaker 1: Drew in Minnesota. How does Lizzo like her Tater Todds?
- 32:26Speaker 1: Buy the bag? Buy the bag? That's a free long
- 32:31Speaker 1: shot from La Masa, San Diego Way, our buddy free
- 32:34Speaker 1: long shot.
- 32:35Speaker 4: Why is Lizzo a fan of board Ops? Why?
- 32:40Speaker 1: Well, she loves Mary's Mac and sheese a big fan there.
- 32:43Speaker 4: That's how about Mary.
- 32:49Speaker 1: She's only been on the show a couple of days
- 32:50Speaker 1: and she's already getting jokes written about her by buttermumk Cavo. Well,
- 32:54Speaker 1: what else is lost beside weed man hippie's teeth?
- 32:58Speaker 4: What his desire to work?
- 33:04Speaker 1: That's a buttermilk Tavo again Big Ben's lame jokes of
- 33:08Speaker 1: the Week.
- 33:09Speaker 4: What is the best thing about being weed man hippie?
- 33:12Speaker 4: What if you get punched in the mouth, you won't
- 33:16Speaker 4: lose any teeth.
- 33:18Speaker 1: That's Eke in Rose, Little Minnesota.
- 33:24Speaker 4: Okay, what is thank you queen obvious?
- 33:27Speaker 1: What is the difference between the Doyers and weed Man's underwear?
- 33:32Speaker 6: What?
- 33:34Speaker 1: According to Tony in the Bay Area, the Dodgers are
- 33:36Speaker 1: the evil Empire. Weed man's underwear is just evil. So
- 33:45Speaker 1: how is weed man hippie like a bad soccer team?
- 33:50Speaker 4: No goals, no goals? That's surfer Todd the comedian.
- 33:58Speaker 1: Did your weed man got a call from a Hollywood star?
- 34:03Speaker 1: He's gonna be a new version of a McCaulay culkin classic.
- 34:07Speaker 4: How about that?
- 34:09Speaker 3: Wow?
- 34:09Speaker 1: Home Alone?
- 34:10Speaker 4: No, No, it's homeless Alone, that's what they're calling it.
- 34:13Speaker 1: It's a spinoff. That's Dennis in Detroit. Come on, no,
- 34:17Speaker 1: that's homeless I know.
- 34:18Speaker 4: All right.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Did you know that Lizzo and Weedman Hippie had a
- 34:22Speaker 1: snack company that was shut down?
- 34:25Speaker 2: Wow?
- 34:25Speaker 4: No? Yeah, apparently it was just too high in fat.
- 34:29Speaker 1: So they got Timothy. Timothy and Northern Kentucky. Set that
- 34:34Speaker 1: one in. You got any jokes over there?
- 34:36Speaker 4: Kobal loop? Uh? Ben?
- 34:38Speaker 5: Did you hear that Weedman hippie got arrested for public nudity?
- 34:43Speaker 4: I missed that.
- 34:45Speaker 5: Yeah, the cops took him to small claims court.
- 34:51Speaker 6: That's from Benny Brightside.
- 34:53Speaker 5: You can send your inappropriate jokes to Ben Maller, producer
- 34:55Speaker 5: at gmail dot com.
- 34:57Speaker 1: Okay, did you know that young Weedman hippie helped to
- 34:59Speaker 1: in vent the toothbrush?
- 35:01Speaker 2: No?
- 35:02Speaker 4: Yeah, because if anyone else had invented it, it would
- 35:04Speaker 4: have been called the teeth brush. That's a George and
- 35:07Speaker 4: involved in Texas. Did you did you.
- 35:11Speaker 1: Hear that weed Man is starting a homeless comedy troupe?
- 35:16Speaker 2: Wow?
- 35:16Speaker 1: No, yeah, it's called the Sleeping on the Groundlings is
- 35:20Speaker 1: what it's called.
- 35:20Speaker 4: That's Eric Eric in Kansas set that one in. What
- 35:25Speaker 4: do weed man?
- 35:26Speaker 2: Uh?
- 35:27Speaker 1: What does weed man do when his roommate is around?
- 35:30Speaker 1: In college basketball? What do they all have in common?
- 35:32Speaker 6: What?
- 35:34Speaker 4: March madness? There you go, march madness?
- 35:37Speaker 1: What what do weed man in the Miami Heat have
- 35:40Speaker 1: in common? What when Tracy Morgan has to look at
- 35:45Speaker 1: either one he vomits?
- 35:46Speaker 4: That's an Eric in Kansas. Very nice. It's Big Ben's
- 35:51Speaker 4: lame jokes of the week. Let's see one more. What
- 35:55Speaker 4: takes longer than helm Amanda shower.
- 35:58Speaker 1: Weed man eating corn in the Let's chip it made
- 36:03Speaker 1: very funny.
- 36:06Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller
- 36:09Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Well, let's get over to a man that doesn't need
- 36:14Speaker 1: to get paid right now, Let's say hello to the
- 36:18Speaker 1: kooperl Coop Scoop on Entertainment arebra Holly.
- 36:25Speaker 6: Thank you, Ben.
- 36:27Speaker 5: I just I feel a little bit thrown off because
- 36:29Speaker 5: I don't have my normal Uh yeah, but that's okay.
- 36:34Speaker 5: I don't know what happened to him.
- 36:35Speaker 4: Must be over in New Jersey with the family.
- 36:38Speaker 5: So I'm gonna very briefly talk about a couple new
- 36:41Speaker 5: movies that are out this weekend. And the reason I'm
- 36:43Speaker 5: gonna say briefly is because I believe that both of
- 36:45Speaker 5: these movies are going to be very bad.
- 36:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 36:49Speaker 5: So the first one is, of course, Disney snow White.
- 36:53Speaker 5: There's been lots of controversy surrounding this movie and the
- 36:57Speaker 5: main character that plays snow White.
- 37:00Speaker 4: Uh.
- 37:00Speaker 5: The early reviews are not good, and I just I
- 37:02Speaker 5: don't I don't see people, uh people going to see this,
- 37:05Speaker 5: but who knows, I could be wrong. I'm interested to
- 37:06Speaker 5: see how it does. I won't be seeing it.
- 37:09Speaker 4: Well, isn't.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Uh this is like the woke snow White And it
- 37:12Speaker 1: seems to me.
- 37:13Speaker 4: Like even they are embarrassed by it.
- 37:14Speaker 6: Now.
- 37:14Speaker 4: I guess they're trying to I heard, yeah, they like
- 37:16Speaker 4: it was complaining. They're not promoting it.
- 37:19Speaker 5: They didn't do like a big red carpet kind of
- 37:21Speaker 5: thing that like they were going to do, and I guess.
- 37:23Speaker 4: They didn't get the pulse of the people in America.
- 37:25Speaker 1: Yeah, looking for a woke snow White, bad job by
- 37:28Speaker 1: Mickey Mouse.
- 37:29Speaker 4: Huh.
- 37:29Speaker 6: Yeah, it should should be interesting to see.
- 37:31Speaker 4: How will that be worse.
- 37:34Speaker 1: Than when they remember the the all female Ghostbusters was
- 37:37Speaker 1: remember that?
- 37:38Speaker 6: Yeah? That wasn't was that? I don't think that was
- 37:40Speaker 6: Disney though.
- 37:40Speaker 4: But no, it wasn't. But it was still a disaster.
- 37:43Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it'll be interesting to see how much money
- 37:45Speaker 5: they lose on this. Another movie that is out this weekend,
- 37:48Speaker 5: and it's it's interesting because I just saw the trailer
- 37:50Speaker 5: for this for the very first time, like last week,
- 37:53Speaker 5: and then it's already it's already out in theaters. It's
- 37:55Speaker 5: the latest Robert de Niro Mafia movie. It's called The
- 37:58Speaker 5: Alto Nights and he plays two separate characters in this movie,
- 38:04Speaker 5: with the use of prosthetics and whatnot, so he has
- 38:07Speaker 5: a lot of scenes with himself. The reviews are not
- 38:11Speaker 5: good early on. It's got a thirty eight percent right
- 38:13Speaker 5: now on Rotten Tomatoes. And one of my best friends
- 38:17Speaker 5: already saw the movie and he said, and I quote,
- 38:21Speaker 5: that was the most boring mob movie ever.
- 38:26Speaker 1: That's okay, Yes, I mean they've been I feel like
- 38:28Speaker 1: they stopped making good mob movies a while ago.
- 38:31Speaker 4: What was the last good mob show? The Sopranos. That's
- 38:34Speaker 4: not a.
- 38:34Speaker 6: Movie that was just yeah, I mean last that's.
- 38:38Speaker 4: A long time. That's like twenty years probably at least.
- 38:40Speaker 6: I don't know the last good mob movie was.
- 38:44Speaker 4: It's been been a while.
- 38:46Speaker 6: Uh, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna go and
- 38:48Speaker 6: I'm gonna say that Departed.
- 38:52Speaker 4: I mean, where was that though? It's been a while.
- 38:56Speaker 6: Yeah, that has been a long time.
- 38:59Speaker 5: Scorsese came out with that one on Netflix, but I
- 39:01Speaker 5: just I couldn't even get through it.
- 39:03Speaker 6: Two thousand and six, was The Departed.
- 39:04Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost twenty years ago. Yeah, yeah, right, it's
- 39:08Speaker 4: funny graduated high school years ago.
- 39:12Speaker 5: All right, Moving on to television, now, there's a couple
- 39:16Speaker 5: shows out this weekend and they're all available right now
- 39:19Speaker 5: that I well, most of them. First one that I
- 39:21Speaker 5: want to bring up is a new series called Happy
- 39:24Speaker 5: Face and this is on Paramount Plus and it stars
- 39:27Speaker 5: Dennis Quaid as the real life serial killer Keith Hunter Jessperson,
- 39:32Speaker 5: aka the Happy Face Killer. It is an eight episode
- 39:37Speaker 5: Paramount Plus original and the first two episodes are available
- 39:42Speaker 5: right now, and then the rest will come weekly. And
- 39:46Speaker 5: then we also have a new show on Netflix called
- 39:52Speaker 5: The Residents.
- 39:53Speaker 6: Now they're saying, what they're.
- 39:56Speaker 5: Calling this is a screwball who done it? Kind of
- 40:00Speaker 5: like like if it was Knives Out the White House Edition?
- 40:04Speaker 6: Okay, yes, and this.
- 40:06Speaker 5: One has got Uzo Aduba from Orange's New Black starring
- 40:11Speaker 5: in it as the lead detective. Gean Carlo Esposito also
- 40:15Speaker 5: stars in this one, and Al Franken also, oh.
- 40:20Speaker 4: He's still around.
- 40:21Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So all eight episodes of that are available
- 40:25Speaker 5: on Netflix right now.
- 40:26Speaker 6: That is called The Residents.
- 40:28Speaker 5: And then last but not least, if you want to
- 40:30Speaker 5: wait till Wednesday. There is a new comedy premiering on
- 40:34Speaker 5: Apple TV Plus. It is called The Studio and it
- 40:39Speaker 5: stars Seth Rogan.
- 40:42Speaker 6: Where is that? There we go?
- 40:43Speaker 5: It stars Seth rogen as the head of an aging
- 40:47Speaker 5: Hollywood movie studio that is struggling to stay relevant in
- 40:50Speaker 5: the streaming area in the streaming era. Katherine O'Hara also
- 40:56Speaker 5: stars Katherine Hahn. And it's gonna get a lot of
- 41:01Speaker 5: cameos from people playing themselves, like Martin Scorsese and Charlotte's
- 41:04Speaker 5: They're on Ron Howard and all that. And that is
- 41:07Speaker 5: on APPLEATV plus, and that is Coopscoop on Entertainment.