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Bonus IMPROV - You Gotta Feel the Rush · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends bonus improv oh joe can we please get a suggestion
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  Okay.
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  Thank you.
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  Your suggestion is shattered.
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  Shattered.
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  That makes me think of...
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  Do you ever hear people, they don't just break their bones?
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  They say it's been shattered?
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  Yes, I've heard that.
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  That's horrifying, right?
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  To me, that implies...
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  Anytime I picture that, I think...
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  It's probably just a couple little...
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  Like maybe there's like a piece that it broke in two places and then there's like, it's kind of like loose or something.
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  But I'm picturing like, like pulverized, like into fine dust.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I agree.
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  To me, when someone's shattered a bone, it's like, well, we might as well just put them down.
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  How do we treat this?
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  Like a horse.
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  I don't know what to do.
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  Yeah.
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  I don't want to hear you screaming anymore.
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  Shut up.
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  Yeah.
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  That's a, I hope that never happens.
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  Luckily, any break I've had has been clean.
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  Either I cracked my skull or I broke my wrist bone, but it was just a clean break.
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  That nice clean break of cracking your skull.
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  Yeah.
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  Is there a specific doctor that just does...
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  Shatters?
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  Or broken bones?
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  All they do all day is just put casts on...
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  Isn't that just orthopedic specialists?
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  Is that orthopedic?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, I think so.
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  Ortho, bone.
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  From Grey's Anatomy.
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  Don't you also study biology and stuff?
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  All your knowledge comes from Grey's Anatomy?
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  I use the show to double check the teacher knows what they're talking about.
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  Oh, that's smart.
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  Yeah.
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  That's good.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm surprised we're not more careful as a species.
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  Like, I see a lot of motorcyclists with no helmet.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Motorcycle in general like that kind of a crazy thing Like how do you not feel super exposed You You gotta that gotta be a huge adrenaline rush Cause they like speed between like two lanes Yeah
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  It just takes one person to like, you know, come over or whatever and boom.
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  Yeah.
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  Your life is ruined.
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  Totally ruined.
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  Totally ruined.
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  Yeah.
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  Scary.
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  I could never be on the back of a motorcycle.
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  You're like holding someone.
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  Yeah.
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  It would feel romantic.
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  It doesn't.
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  I did that one time.
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  I only went across the street.
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  This was in college.
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  It was from the apartments over to the campus.
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  I was just scared the whole time.
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  I feel so exposed.
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  I don't like this.
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  Too scared to be in love?
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  Yeah.
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  Well, no.
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  Scared you were going to get smooshed?
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  Yeah.
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  I'm glad that it was only a quick ride.
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  I don't ever want you.
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  Promise me you'll never go on a motorcycle.
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  Deal.
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  And I won't either.
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  Okay, deal.
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  Unless it's in a movie and I get hired.
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  I can't say no.
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  Well, unless it's like one of those comical motorcycles like with a sidecar.
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  I would do a sidecar.
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  Yeah.
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  Only if it detaches and goes downstairs.
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  I'll look at that one.
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  Sidecar.com forward slash goes down the stairs.
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  Okay, thank you.
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  And now, improv.
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  I love that you live close enough that we can carpool.
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  Oh, I know. It's the best.
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  Anyway, well, I'm going to be excited to use the carpool lane for the first time today.
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  So thanks for meeting me at my house.
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  If you want to just climb on top of my Honda Adair.
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  it's the honda minivan you'll see i have the seats up top i do see that i was thinking i could
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  be in the car what why would you want that no no no no up top's where it's at so i need a minivan
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  for my family of course but they're not coming with us i love the thrill i love the thrill of
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  being exposed.
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  But you're putting me
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  on top and you're gonna...
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  We'll both be on top.
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  Do you see this extra long steering wheel coming out of the top Okay this is interesting
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  The cabin's going to be totally empty and we're going to be on top?
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  Yeah, oh, well, not totally empty.
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  My kids have some toys back there.
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  Little Jimmy's hockey equipment is in the back, but we'll be up top.
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  Okay, Grace, this is funny, but I'm going to be in the car.
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  It's cold.
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  It's 26 degrees.
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  No. You gotta feel the rush. The adrenaline rush. As you're driving on the 51 and the wind is whipping in your hair.
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  I just did my hair.
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  But it's such a rush.
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  I don't need a rush. We just gotta go to work. We're gonna be late if we don't start now. I wanna go in the car.
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  You're right.
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  We're going to be late.
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  So just hop on top.
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  Hop on top.
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  I'm just scared that something will happen.
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  It's slippery.
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  This is man-made.
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  This is aftermarket.
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  I have seatbelts.
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  I'm not totally crazy.
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  Okay.
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  I'm clipped in.
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  Just go slow.
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  No.
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  I can get a ticket for going too slow on the freeway.
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  Okay.
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  Take the side streets.
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  This is scary.
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  No, but we'll be late.
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  And that's the whole point of carpooling is that we'll get to use the carpooling.
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  They're staring at us.
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  They're staring.
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  because they're jealous.
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  They also want this rush.
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  Okay, I'm ready.
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  Okay.
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  Oh, see?
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  All right, we're leaving the neighborhood.
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  How does it feel?
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  You look great, by the way.
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  My wig!
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  Oh!
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  Oh, it's so shiny.
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  Oh, my God.
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  Oh!
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  No, you look great.
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  Finally, you can be free.
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  Doesn't the wind whipping across that bald head of yours feel good?
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  No, I'm self...
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  My implants.
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  Oh, you're much smaller than I thought you were.
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  Oh, uh...
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  Well, don't worry about it.
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  Who even notices breasts?
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  No one does.
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  Everyone.
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  My contacts.
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  What?
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  You have brown eyes, not blue?
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  Please, take me home.
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  No, we're out of way.
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  No, I can't.
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  I'm pulling onto the on-ramp.
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  Here we go What a rush I told you it would be a rush
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  Don't you feel alive?
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  Cut to back at home.
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  Daryl?
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  Yeah?
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  Don't look, okay?
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  Oh, you're looking.
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  Honey, what happened to your...
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  Oh my god, your eyes are brown?
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  I know. I've been lying, but...
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  Daryl, it was a rush.
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  What was a rush? What happened, babe?
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  Daryl, you gotta try it.
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  I rode atop a van.
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  On the freeway.
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  I got pooped on by a bird.
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  Look.
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  Oh, I can see it on your shiny head.
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  Yes.
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  Shiny bald head.
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  And look what else.
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  Oh my god.
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  Flat as a board, Daryl.
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  It's a carpenter's dream.
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  Finally, I can be me.
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  babe i gotta be honest yes daryl you you never looked hotter to me i mean if you had your blue
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  eyes back that'd be better but otherwise something about this yes you look like you look like you
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  really had a rush i'm a different person i got to work and i got a promotion they even let me keep
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  the bird poop whoa they usually take that back i know i'm staying bald i'm staying flat i'm getting
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  More contacts.
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  Good.
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  Thanks, hun.
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  Daryl, I want to go for a ride with you.
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  I don't know if I can...
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  Can I handle the rush?
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  Well, I did, and I didn't think I could.
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  It was a rush.
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  All right, babe.
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  Let's do it.
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  Let's go.
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  Grace said we could take her van.
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  She left the keys in it.
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  Okay.
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  Okay, get on.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  Okay.
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  Here we go, Daryl.
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  And we're off.
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  do you feel a rush
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  oh yeah it's a rush
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  Darryl
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  oh
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  extra hair just got put on my head
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  you never know
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  what the road's gonna do
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  and scene
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  you