Latest / Billy The Kidd In The Morning / 3/31/2026-Full Show:“Who Gets Dressed Like This?
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- 0:04Speaker 1: time to welcome, Welcome billion y Bly.
- 0:07Speaker 2: The Erry mckill, Billy the Kid in the Morning, starring
- 0:12Speaker 2: the one and only Candace Lopez and producer Pooh, Billy
- 0:15Speaker 2: the Kid.
- 0:16Speaker 1: In the Morning back Incredible life and logo.
- 0:24Speaker 3: Billy the Kid in the Morning.
- 0:25Speaker 1: We're we're going today. Good morning and welcome to your Tuesday.
- 0:31Speaker 1: And it's March thirty eighth. It feels like it welcome
- 0:36Speaker 1: to March forty fifth. We are almost to April. It's
- 0:39Speaker 1: mixed one or two point nine A Billy to Kid.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Candace Lopez is here, Producer Pooh is here. What's up, Candace?
- 0:44Speaker 4: I have a question for you guys, or if you're
- 0:46Speaker 4: ever out in public, have you ever just like creeped
- 0:48Speaker 4: around a little bit just to overhear a conversation a
- 0:51Speaker 4: little better that was happening?
- 0:53Speaker 1: Duh? Every day every chance I get, Yes, it's your
- 0:56Speaker 1: whole life.
- 0:56Speaker 5: How do you think I get all the show prepp.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Well, yesterday I was in the grocery store and I
- 1:01Speaker 4: was going through the supplement aisle because I love supplements,
- 1:03Speaker 4: right and there were these two ladies having the craziest
- 1:07Speaker 4: debate about how to pronounce what I would say is allergies.
- 1:12Speaker 6: Right, allergies.
- 1:13Speaker 4: Well, the one lady was like, no, I'm looking for
- 1:15Speaker 4: allergy medicine.
- 1:16Speaker 5: Excuse me.
- 1:17Speaker 6: She wanted allergy medicine and crazy drunk.
- 1:21Speaker 4: Yeah, she couldn't understand what she was saying, and she's like,
- 1:23Speaker 4: allergy medicine. She's like, no, allergy, allergy medicine. All right,
- 1:29Speaker 4: all allergy medicine.
- 1:31Speaker 5: Oh wait, is that how you say it?
- 1:32Speaker 6: No, I say allergies. Yeah, like all right, but why
- 1:35Speaker 6: do we do that? Because the lady that's exactly what
- 1:38Speaker 6: she was saying.
- 1:38Speaker 4: She was like no, like like all she was spelling
- 1:41Speaker 4: it for her allergies because there's two l's in the words.
- 1:45Speaker 1: So yeah, but there's two l's, but the second L
- 1:48Speaker 1: starts a different sound al a llergy al.
- 1:52Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:52Speaker 6: Well she was saying allergy l.
- 1:55Speaker 5: Crazy, you know what, I'm allergic to her.
- 1:58Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:58Speaker 4: I got so into this car conversation, but eventually I
- 2:01Speaker 4: had to leave because I was like, they're not getting anywhere.
- 2:03Speaker 1: It's like a friend of mine who pronounces pillow, yeah, pillow,
- 2:09Speaker 1: and I get so mad. And the same thing with milk.
- 2:12Speaker 1: He does milk. He pronounces it milk, milk, milk.
- 2:15Speaker 4: That's like an elk.
- 2:17Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like almost an a malt. I'm like, what
- 2:21Speaker 1: do you want? He's like, just a glass of milk.
- 2:23Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay, you're not getting that. I'm gonna
- 2:26Speaker 1: give you some milk. Oh yeah, No, He's like, it's milk,
- 2:29Speaker 1: it's milk, and it's pillow pallow.
- 2:31Speaker 5: It's pillow, pill low pillow. I'm saying it.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you're not. No, you're not saying energies.
- 2:38Speaker 6: I need allergy medicas.
- 2:40Speaker 1: That drives me crazy. Speaking of allergies, Oh, mine are
- 2:42Speaker 1: so bad right now, my allergies.
- 2:47Speaker 5: My allergies are so bad. I can barely breathe.
- 2:50Speaker 1: I brought into glasses because my eyes are so I
- 2:53Speaker 1: might just wear sunglasses the entire show that I'm actually
- 2:58Speaker 1: saving you guys, so you don't have to look at my.
- 3:00Speaker 5: Swollen, red eyes.
- 3:02Speaker 1: But I feel like I feel like to the point though,
- 3:04Speaker 1: where my I'm itchy, Like my skin is itchy.
- 3:07Speaker 5: What's going on? But the pollen or whatever is so bad.
- 3:10Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all over my car.
- 3:11Speaker 1: All our cars are caked with it. It's so disgusting.
- 3:14Speaker 6: Yeah, it's bad.
- 3:15Speaker 5: Do we need the rain this week?
- 3:16Speaker 6: I think we do. Yeah, I bring on the rain.
- 3:18Speaker 1: We're getting sold for theies. Do you remember remember as
- 3:21Speaker 1: a kid, my allergies are really MESSI with no nok.
- 3:24Speaker 1: He didn't care what was going on. Drink out of
- 3:27Speaker 1: the hose and just keep it going. Wipe your nose
- 3:29Speaker 1: with your hand. Yeah, just kept it moving, all right.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Producer poo is here?
- 3:33Speaker 5: What's up here?
- 3:34Speaker 7: Last night, after I dropped my kids off, I went
- 3:37Speaker 7: to the gas station.
- 3:37Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna die.
- 3:39Speaker 7: This lady was like two holes over from me pumping
- 3:42Speaker 7: her gas, yes, smoking a cigarette.
- 3:44Speaker 8: I put it.
- 3:46Speaker 1: I was like, what is she doing? And she was
- 3:48Speaker 1: just yapping on the phone, just smoking and no. Fine
- 3:53Speaker 1: a little.
- 3:53Speaker 7: I was like, oh, hurry up, finish, pump finish. And
- 3:56Speaker 7: then finally the guy that pulled behind her, he was like, hey,
- 3:58Speaker 7: are you crazy?
- 4:00Speaker 8: What are you doing?
- 4:01Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 4:02Speaker 1: He told her.
- 4:02Speaker 7: She was like, mind your business. They started arguing. But
- 4:05Speaker 7: I got in the car, and.
- 4:05Speaker 5: We see people doing it all the time.
- 4:07Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm surprised sometimes, but I'm like, you know,
- 4:10Speaker 1: I don't know that people are in a different state
- 4:11Speaker 1: of mind.
- 4:12Speaker 6: They don't even care, right, they can't be bothered.
- 4:14Speaker 1: No, you think pulling up to the gas station right
- 4:16Speaker 1: now is the most depressing thing on the planet.
- 4:18Speaker 6: Oh yeah, so for many reasons.
- 4:20Speaker 5: If I blow up, I blow up these teas.
- 4:24Speaker 2: Cough stories on the Tents with Billy the Kid in.
- 4:26Speaker 9: The morning only on the New Mix One.
- 4:30Speaker 5: A lot going on this morning, Candice low Pass, what's up?
- 4:32Speaker 6: Well, good news for travelers.
- 4:33Speaker 4: Airport security lines were much shorter yesterday after TSA employees
- 4:37Speaker 4: began getting back pay for their work during this partial
- 4:40Speaker 4: government shutdown. Houston's George Bush Intercontinental Airport. They were getting
- 4:45Speaker 4: so much attention last week for line stretching up to
- 4:48Speaker 4: four hours. Those wait times were down to about ten
- 4:51Speaker 4: minutes or less yesterday.
- 4:53Speaker 6: But there were some workers who.
- 4:54Speaker 4: Say they did get some but not all, of what
- 4:57Speaker 4: they were owed. Others are reporting incorrect mounts, including missing
- 5:01Speaker 4: overtime pay.
- 5:02Speaker 6: But they're saying the.
- 5:03Speaker 4: Rest of that pay is expected by next week. So
- 5:06Speaker 4: that's really good news.
- 5:08Speaker 6: Remember I was telling you about Tyler Perry.
- 5:10Speaker 4: He was in the airport in Atlanta trying to give
- 5:12Speaker 4: out cash last week.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Well, I guess gift cards Yeah, he.
- 5:16Speaker 4: Was given out cash and they said, hey, you can't
- 5:18Speaker 4: do that, so that he had his people come back
- 5:21Speaker 4: later and give out thousand dollars gift cards. But now
- 5:23Speaker 4: they're telling those employees they need to return those gift
- 5:26Speaker 4: cards because that was against the policy for them to
- 5:29Speaker 4: accept them.
- 5:29Speaker 1: What gift card?
- 5:31Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like, well, who am I going
- 5:35Speaker 6: to return it to?
- 5:36Speaker 9: You know what I mean?
- 5:37Speaker 6: And I used it.
- 5:38Speaker 1: I know, I know there's rules, but at the same time,
- 5:41Speaker 1: just turn your head. Yeah, so what they can't even
- 5:44Speaker 1: pay their bills right now because they're not getting paid
- 5:45Speaker 1: and they're showing them to do a job.
- 5:47Speaker 6: Right, No, I agree one hundred percent. Yeah, I'd be
- 5:50Speaker 6: swiping that card immediately.
- 5:51Speaker 1: Yeah, I was giving to me. I already spent it. Sorry, Yeah,
- 5:54Speaker 1: I can't give back. I didn't get one though, right.
- 5:56Speaker 6: Not at all. Don't check the cameras.
- 5:59Speaker 5: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 6:00Speaker 6: Yeah, guys.
- 6:01Speaker 4: Mark Cuban has shed a little more light on how
- 6:04Speaker 4: he feels about selling his majority stake.
- 6:06Speaker 6: In the Dallas MAVs.
- 6:07Speaker 4: He was talking about it for an upcoming episode of
- 6:10Speaker 4: a Dallas Morning News associated podcast, and.
- 6:13Speaker 10: They asked him this why did you sell the Mavericks
- 6:15Speaker 10: Because it's a big emotional commitment, right you hear the
- 6:19Speaker 10: passion and everything. Now, imagine going up and down like
- 6:21Speaker 10: that every single game. That's hard to my kids. They
- 6:26Speaker 10: were coming of the age where they would be of
- 6:28Speaker 10: the mindset maybe they want to work at the MAVs,
- 6:30Speaker 10: and I didn't want that for them.
- 6:32Speaker 8: You know, it can be abusive a lot. What do
- 6:35Speaker 8: you mean by that? Meaning? You know, if fans don't
- 6:37Speaker 8: like what you're.
- 6:38Speaker 10: Doing or the team's not doing well, you're the worst
- 6:40Speaker 10: human being on the planet and then they treat you
- 6:42Speaker 10: that way.
- 6:42Speaker 5: Do you have any regret?
- 6:44Speaker 10: I don't regret selling. I regret who I sold too. Yeah,
- 6:47Speaker 10: I made a lot of mistakes in the process, and
- 6:49Speaker 10: I'll leave it at that.
- 6:51Speaker 1: Oh that got me, he asked me too, because you
- 6:54Speaker 1: could see the pain on his face because listen, yeah,
- 6:57Speaker 1: there's no denying that. Mark Cuban is incredibly passionate about
- 7:00Speaker 1: the MAVs. That's his love, the love of his life.
- 7:04Speaker 1: And he realized, wow, I can't I can't take time
- 7:07Speaker 1: back and do that over. And you know he would,
- 7:09Speaker 1: so you could see the pain when he's doing this video.
- 7:11Speaker 1: You could see how he regrets it, and I felt
- 7:14Speaker 1: I felt kind of bad.
- 7:15Speaker 6: Yeah, I did too.
- 7:16Speaker 4: I mean, I'm then sure there's more to that obviously
- 7:18Speaker 4: that we don't know, but I mean, yeah, the ownership,
- 7:21Speaker 4: he still has twenty seven percent. I guess the Addilson
- 7:24Speaker 4: family has the option to buy an additional twenty percent
- 7:27Speaker 4: of the team from Mark over the next eighteen months,
- 7:29Speaker 4: So it'll be interesting.
- 7:30Speaker 6: To see if he continues to just sell more. But yeah,
- 7:34Speaker 6: it just got me because I'm like, could we please
- 7:36Speaker 6: go back and redo this?
- 7:38Speaker 1: Is there a way in a perfect world can he
- 7:40Speaker 1: buy back the majority stake in it. I know there's
- 7:43Speaker 1: structured deals that have to move forward, but why do
- 7:45Speaker 1: they want this? I know the big play was hopefully
- 7:48Speaker 1: gambling starts here, Yeah, and then he can open casinos.
- 7:51Speaker 1: But if that doesn't happen, you think they're just gonna
- 7:53Speaker 1: be like, Okay, you know what, here, take the team,
- 7:55Speaker 1: what do we want.
- 7:55Speaker 4: It's like they have so much money, they have so
- 7:57Speaker 4: many assets, things like can we just move on from this,
- 8:00Speaker 4: pretend it's never happened.
- 8:01Speaker 1: The MAVs are nothing to them. Yeah, it's just I mean,
- 8:04Speaker 1: they have so much money to maps at worth it's whatever, yeap, exactly.
- 8:08Speaker 5: Bring Luca back.
- 8:09Speaker 1: And I saw Luca got in trouble though he did, yeh,
- 8:12Speaker 1: didn't he get suspended or something?
- 8:13Speaker 6: Oh, I didn't see that. We're gonna have to look
- 8:15Speaker 6: that up because I need to know. It's gonna MAKEE
- 8:18Speaker 6: feel worse.
- 8:19Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 8:20Speaker 1: I just saw something come through, but I've been paying attention. Yeah, say,
- 8:23Speaker 1: I'm just sad every time I see Lucas there.
- 8:25Speaker 4: I know, I know real quick, guys, the honeymoon might
- 8:27Speaker 4: be over for Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. People are
- 8:30Speaker 4: saying they might not make it to their first wedding anniversary.
- 8:34Speaker 4: They got married nine months ago in Italy. If you remember,
- 8:37Speaker 4: that big wedding cost around fifty million dollars, and a
- 8:41Speaker 4: source is saying everything changed the moment they got married.
- 8:44Speaker 4: That before it was all excitement and attention and now
- 8:47Speaker 4: they're already out of sync. That real life isn't perfect
- 8:50Speaker 4: for them. But I just can't imagine fifty million.
- 8:53Speaker 1: How can you be I mean, really though, how can
- 8:56Speaker 1: you be that miserable if you're that rich? Within a year. Yeah,
- 9:01Speaker 1: that's the problem.
- 9:01Speaker 9: I know.
- 9:02Speaker 1: Money's not everything, don't get me wrong. I mean, I'll
- 9:04Speaker 1: figure it out. For I'll really figure it out. You
- 9:08Speaker 1: mean to tell me that's not true love.
- 9:11Speaker 4: No weirdest situation ever. She goes to space, they get married, like, I.
- 9:16Speaker 6: Mean, maybe she's upset about her trip to space.
- 9:19Speaker 10: No.
- 9:19Speaker 5: I think she's like, oh, okay, well now let me
- 9:21Speaker 5: get a year in.
- 9:22Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 9:23Speaker 5: I wonder if there's a big prenup there. I forgot.
- 9:25Speaker 6: Yeah, it's got to be. I don't think that was
- 9:27Speaker 6: ever made public.
- 9:28Speaker 4: But I mean, he's one of the richest men in
- 9:29Speaker 4: the world, so something's got to give.
- 9:31Speaker 1: He's so rich he doesn't care if he break off
- 9:33Speaker 1: a couple billion whatever. Just leave me alone.
- 9:36Speaker 6: Yeah, totally.
- 9:37Speaker 1: It must be nice.
- 9:38Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll keep you posted. Guys. I'm Kanda Slopez. Those
- 9:41Speaker 6: are your Texas top stories.
- 9:43Speaker 1: All right, here we go, realer fake news. I'm gonna
- 9:45Speaker 1: give you three scenarios. Three indline is going to send
- 9:47Speaker 1: me which one is fake? Ooh I just.
- 9:49Speaker 5: Paper cut it myself.
- 9:50Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, I'm bleeding to death. I'll get
- 9:53Speaker 1: your band aid.
- 9:54Speaker 5: Why are paper cuts the worst.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Feeling right on earth? Ooh kissing boo? No headline number one?
- 10:01Speaker 1: Are you ready? New trend in China. Chinese people are
- 10:05Speaker 1: praying to Chris Jenner. What new trend in China? Chinese
- 10:10Speaker 1: people are praying to Chris Jenner. Headline number one, Headline
- 10:14Speaker 1: number two. Sleep experts say that your bedroom should be
- 10:18Speaker 1: seventy two degrees to get the best sleep ever. Sleep
- 10:22Speaker 1: experts say that your bedroom should be seventy two degrees
- 10:25Speaker 1: to get the best sleep ever.
- 10:27Speaker 5: Headline umber two. Headlineumber three.
- 10:28Speaker 1: Young man refuses to work because he says he was
- 10:31Speaker 1: born without his consent.
- 10:34Speaker 6: Uh huh okay.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Headline number three, young man refuses to work because he
- 10:41Speaker 1: says he was born without his consent. That is headline
- 10:45Speaker 1: number three. All right, three headlines. Gonna tell me which
- 10:48Speaker 1: one is fake?
- 10:49Speaker 5: Today? Might be a little bit.
- 10:50Speaker 1: Tough, Candice, Yeah, do you want to go first or
- 10:52Speaker 1: do you want to pass it to pooh poop?
- 10:54Speaker 6: I think I'll go first today. Luck me in for
- 10:57Speaker 6: that second.
- 10:58Speaker 1: Story, a second story, Are you sure?
- 11:01Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 11:01Speaker 1: Sleep experts say that the best sleep ever is at
- 11:04Speaker 1: seventy two degrees.
- 11:05Speaker 6: I feel like it's sixty eight.
- 11:07Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, let's lock that in. All right, Producer, Pooh,
- 11:12Speaker 1: one of these is a fake story. You gotta pick which.
- 11:14Speaker 7: One like me in for that last story refusing to
- 11:18Speaker 7: work because he's born without his consent.
- 11:21Speaker 1: Yes, let's lock that in lockly. And the winner today
- 11:26Speaker 1: is Candy Lopez. Well, sleep experts did do a study
- 11:35Speaker 1: on this. The perfect temperature was not seventy two degrees.
- 11:40Speaker 1: The perfect temperature was not Also your other guest, Candice,
- 11:44Speaker 1: it was not sixty eight.
- 11:45Speaker 5: What do you think it is?
- 11:47Speaker 7: Pooh, it's got to be sixty sixty Yeah, I keep
- 11:51Speaker 7: it ice coat in my house.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Sixty degrees. Yeah, perfect sleep. No, your your electric bill
- 11:57Speaker 1: would be insane and the ac running like that in
- 12:00Speaker 1: the summer at sixty.
- 12:02Speaker 5: You pay your lecture.
- 12:03Speaker 1: Bill, yeah, I'll pay it on time too.
- 12:05Speaker 5: Oh man.
- 12:06Speaker 1: The perfect temperature, they say is sixty five. Really, sixty
- 12:10Speaker 1: five is the perfect temperature if you want the perfect
- 12:12Speaker 1: night sleeps. And I would agree, okay, but I usually
- 12:15Speaker 1: don't take it down that far because.
- 12:16Speaker 6: That's just uh yeah, that's outrageous.
- 12:18Speaker 1: Sixty nine with a fan, Okay, you know what I mean?
- 12:21Speaker 1: That's okay, Yeah, that's perfect now, and the fans got
- 12:24Speaker 1: to be a little bit far away.
- 12:25Speaker 5: I don't want it right on my face and drive me.
- 12:27Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, you don't need it write on you
- 12:28Speaker 1: and I like it on my feet there you got
- 12:30Speaker 1: a fan on your feet, yeah, going up from my feet.
- 12:33Speaker 5: Yeah, so that way it doesn't hit right in my face.
- 12:36Speaker 1: Okay, you know, just because your foot is your thermometer.
- 12:39Speaker 5: We used to out.
- 12:41Speaker 1: Yeah, I stick my leg out, I'll drop ten degrees
- 12:44Speaker 1: for sure, you thought me in the middle of the night, exactly,
- 12:47Speaker 1: I stick that leg out. Yeah, that would drop the
- 12:50Speaker 1: temp right all right. Chinese people are praying to Chris Jenner.
- 12:54Speaker 1: My this is a real thing. I guess her image
- 12:57Speaker 1: is all over social media and China. This is a
- 13:00Speaker 1: way for gen z to manifest success and good luck
- 13:03Speaker 1: in their careers in education. A Chinese influencer explained that
- 13:07Speaker 1: Chris Quote is one of the hardest working business women
- 13:10Speaker 1: in the US, and Chinese people really respect hard work.
- 13:14Speaker 1: According to Business Insider, the hashtag Chris Jenner has racked
- 13:18Speaker 1: up fifty two point nine million views and more than
- 13:21Speaker 1: ninety nine thousand posts on the Chinese platform red Note.
- 13:25Speaker 5: She's nicknamed the Quote.
- 13:28Speaker 1: Empress something I can't say, but either way, they are
- 13:32Speaker 1: praising her in China out of nowhere.
- 13:35Speaker 5: It's a trend to pray to Chris Jenner.
- 13:38Speaker 6: Weird.
- 13:38Speaker 5: You want to pray to Chris Jenner, Candice.
- 13:39Speaker 6: I'm not saying she's not a hard working business woman, but.
- 13:48Speaker 5: Oh mighty, Chris Jenner.
- 13:50Speaker 1: That is so weird, isn't that strange?
- 13:53Speaker 6: This plastic surgery was pretty legit though, No, I.
- 13:55Speaker 5: Think she had a head transplant. Yeah, there's so much
- 13:58Speaker 5: like it. It's still her.
- 14:00Speaker 1: It's incredible she does. Yah see, I can't afford that.
- 14:02Speaker 1: I want that whatever, she's got to want that. But
- 14:04Speaker 1: I'm gonna get the t MoU version and I'm gonna
- 14:07Speaker 1: look like freaking Jeff Bezos. I'm gonna get the great
- 14:13Speaker 1: value version.
- 14:14Speaker 5: All right.
- 14:15Speaker 1: The other story? What was the other story? And I
- 14:17Speaker 1: lost my sheet because I throw the work. Oh yeah.
- 14:20Speaker 1: Young man refuses to work because he says he was
- 14:22Speaker 1: born withou his consent. This is a real story too,
- 14:26Speaker 1: which is so weird because this guy, he's gone viral
- 14:28Speaker 1: leftter saying he refused to work because he's arguing he
- 14:31Speaker 1: should not be forced into a system he never agreed
- 14:34Speaker 1: to join. Wow and post circulating online. He claims the
- 14:38Speaker 1: basic needs like housing and food should be guaranteed and
- 14:41Speaker 1: that working to survive is unfair given that no one
- 14:44Speaker 1: chooses to be born. The comments have sparked intense debate
- 14:47Speaker 1: across social media. Some people dismissed his stance as unrealistic,
- 14:52Speaker 1: while others said it reflects growing frustration among younger generations
- 14:55Speaker 1: over cost of living, job pressures, and economic inequality.
- 15:00Speaker 6: Which I mean, he's not No, he's not wrong at all.
- 15:03Speaker 1: Wrong.
- 15:04Speaker 6: It's tough, but Candace, Yeah, what are you gonna do.
- 15:06Speaker 5: Nobody's born with their consent.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Nobody in the history of the world has been like
- 15:11Speaker 1: that for his I'm cool of being born.
- 15:14Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just not right. Yeah right, all right, there
- 15:17Speaker 5: you go, realer fake news.
- 15:18Speaker 1: Okay, coming up next, I want to know this, what
- 15:21Speaker 1: normal thing from your childhood is now weird when you
- 15:25Speaker 1: look back? Okay, this is kind of an age yourself thing.
- 15:28Speaker 6: Okay.
- 15:29Speaker 1: And I was thinking about this because I just randomly
- 15:31Speaker 1: thought of something that I used to do as a kid,
- 15:33Speaker 1: and I thought, now it would be so weird if
- 15:37Speaker 1: a kid did that, it would be not only weird,
- 15:39Speaker 1: he would probably go to jail if a kid did this.
- 15:42Speaker 1: At eighty three, three, seven, eight, seven one or two
- 15:44Speaker 1: nine and you can hit me up online at Billy
- 15:46Speaker 1: on the Radio. What normal thing from your childhood isn't
- 15:50Speaker 1: it's bailing a kid? Candice Lopez, producer, Pooh, good morning,
- 15:53Speaker 1: Hopefully you're having a good day. I was thinking about
- 15:55Speaker 1: this and just just laughing at yesterday because I thought
- 15:58Speaker 1: we did some wild stuff in our childhoods. Yeah, I
- 16:01Speaker 1: mean we really did. Just thinking back, and I don't
- 16:04Speaker 1: know why I thought about this, but I was in Lewisville.
- 16:07Speaker 1: I took my dog to this park whatever, let my
- 16:10Speaker 1: dog run around, and there's like a little convenience store
- 16:14Speaker 1: and it's just on the corner. I don't want to
- 16:15Speaker 1: say where, because I swear I saw this kid walk
- 16:18Speaker 1: out like he must have been twelve. I don't want
- 16:21Speaker 1: to get him in trouble. I swear I saw him
- 16:23Speaker 1: walk out with cigarettes. No, I'm not one hundred percent sure,
- 16:29Speaker 1: but I was like wait, and I even looked like
- 16:31Speaker 1: twice and I was like, no way, and I could
- 16:34Speaker 1: be wrong. But then I thought to myself, well, here's
- 16:37Speaker 1: something completely normal back in the day for me and
- 16:41Speaker 1: for I think a lot of other people when someone
- 16:45Speaker 1: an adult would send you up to the store with
- 16:47Speaker 1: a note to get ciggy's.
- 16:50Speaker 6: Yeah, right.
- 16:52Speaker 5: I thought about that yesterday and laughed so hard.
- 16:54Speaker 1: My Grammy used to send me up to the convenience
- 16:56Speaker 1: store with a handwritten note like her elaborate cursive yeah,
- 17:02Speaker 1: and on a piece of paper that said, it's okay
- 17:04Speaker 1: to sell my son or my grandson some Virginia slims.
- 17:08Speaker 6: I love that they just believe that.
- 17:10Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 17:10Speaker 1: And they'd be like okay, and I walk home with them.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Here you go, Graham, Wow, here you go, Grams. I'll
- 17:16Speaker 1: thank you, sir, your errands for you.
- 17:18Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 17:19Speaker 6: Yeah, And I'm like.
- 17:20Speaker 1: What normal thing from your childhood when you look back
- 17:24Speaker 1: now you look back and go, okay, you know what,
- 17:27Speaker 1: that was kind of strange. If you have one that
- 17:30Speaker 1: let us know eight three three seven, eight seven one
- 17:32Speaker 1: or two nine are at Billy on the radio, there's
- 17:33Speaker 1: some good dms coming in.
- 17:34Speaker 5: I don't even know if you have one, Cannis.
- 17:36Speaker 4: I don't even know if I do I because I
- 17:39Speaker 4: just don't remember a lot of things. But I know
- 17:41Speaker 4: I did some weird things like sleep at the bowling
- 17:43Speaker 4: alley and stuff like that when my dad was doing
- 17:45Speaker 4: like well, like well, my dad would be bowling or
- 17:47Speaker 4: whatever in his league, and I'd just be like sleeping there, you.
- 17:50Speaker 6: Know, to sleep anywhere.
- 17:51Speaker 1: I think that was kind of normal.
- 17:52Speaker 6: Yeah, was it?
- 17:53Speaker 5: Kids would say?
- 17:53Speaker 1: I mean yeah, still to this day, you see a
- 17:55Speaker 1: random kid sleeping? Did you see a kid sleeping at
- 17:58Speaker 1: a wedding?
- 17:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 17:59Speaker 1: Oh for sure, I've slept at a bowling alley. I
- 18:03Speaker 1: used to go to the bar when I was a kid.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Now that I think back, my childhood was messed up.
- 18:08Speaker 1: That's what I used to do.
- 18:09Speaker 7: My big Mama used to send me to go get
- 18:11Speaker 7: my uncle John. She'd be like, go get John. Al
- 18:13Speaker 7: I'm like, where's he at? Yeah, at the water and
- 18:16Speaker 7: Hole in marsh Marshall, Texas. Really, and I just walk
- 18:19Speaker 7: in there six years old, Uncle John, you need to go?
- 18:22Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:22Speaker 3: What?
- 18:23Speaker 9: No?
- 18:24Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 18:24Speaker 6: What were you doing at the bar?
- 18:25Speaker 3: Well?
- 18:26Speaker 1: My grandma owned a bar called the Frosted Mug, and
- 18:30Speaker 1: I was a kid and I'd go up there and
- 18:32Speaker 1: just play pool with all the drunk guys.
- 18:34Speaker 5: As a kid, I had to be like eight years old. Yeah, no,
- 18:37Speaker 5: it was fine. I mean just.
- 18:39Speaker 1: Cigarette smoked second everywhere at bar fights. It explained so
- 18:44Speaker 1: much now that I think about, Oh, some good ones
- 18:47Speaker 1: coming in. Are you ready for this? At Billy on
- 18:49Speaker 1: the radio? Oh this is from Mary and for Worth.
- 18:52Speaker 1: This is funny. She said, I thought everybody had a
- 18:55Speaker 1: quote unquote fancy room with plastic on the couch. We
- 19:02Speaker 1: had one, right, did you have a fancy room?
- 19:04Speaker 6: We did our second house.
- 19:06Speaker 1: Yeah, oh your second house.
- 19:07Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean I guess it was fancy, like the
- 19:09Speaker 6: formal living room that you never actually Saturday. It was
- 19:12Speaker 6: just re looks.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Yeah, we had that, we had.
- 19:14Speaker 1: I mean I remember specifically my grandma putting plastic on
- 19:17Speaker 1: the couch lamps and I tell my grandma, I'm like, well,
- 19:20Speaker 1: why plastic on the couch if we can't go in
- 19:21Speaker 1: there and sit anywhere? Exactly, just don't go in there.
- 19:25Speaker 1: You just had to look at a room, right stupid?
- 19:27Speaker 1: Oh display Yeah, all right, John, and you listen, this
- 19:34Speaker 1: what normal thing from your child. And now looking back,
- 19:36Speaker 1: they're like, wait, now that's weird that I think about it.
- 19:38Speaker 1: John said, my aunt's roommate was definitely not a roommate.
- 19:42Speaker 1: Oh yeah, roommate.
- 19:46Speaker 6: Never questioned it though.
- 19:48Speaker 1: Oh that's Aunt Baky's little friend.
- 19:50Speaker 7: That's that's what my relatives say. That's Aunt Baky's little friend.
- 19:57Speaker 1: I wonder if my aunt had a roommate, right, one
- 20:00Speaker 1: of my hants I think had.
- 20:01Speaker 6: A room I'm sure I had with a roommate.
- 20:03Speaker 1: We all did, didn't know. Oh this is another good one.
- 20:05Speaker 1: Amber Lyn and rock Wall, she said, here's something that's weird. Now,
- 20:10Speaker 1: if we ever did this, we wouldn't chicken pox parties
- 20:15Speaker 1: what Oh yeah, where.
- 20:16Speaker 4: They would try to spread it so that everyone would
- 20:19Speaker 4: be get it and be over.
- 20:20Speaker 1: With they would spread it. I don't remember going to
- 20:22Speaker 1: a chicken one. There was chicken pox party, she said.
- 20:27Speaker 1: I remember as a kid going to one and thinking
- 20:29Speaker 1: this is kind of weird, but okay, and you would
- 20:32Speaker 1: just everybody would get it at the same time.
- 20:34Speaker 6: Yeah, did you have I had it at one point?
- 20:37Speaker 4: Was that the thing that you had to put the
- 20:38Speaker 4: little Yes?
- 20:42Speaker 6: I definitely had it.
- 20:43Speaker 1: I know I'm an idiot, But why don't kids get
- 20:44Speaker 1: it anymore? Because I had it?
- 20:46Speaker 6: I don't know. Maybe we just finally got rid of it.
- 20:48Speaker 6: Did immunity?
- 20:51Speaker 1: Excuse me?
- 20:52Speaker 6: You know where we all just become immused?
- 20:53Speaker 5: What do we farm animals?
- 20:56Speaker 9: I know?
- 20:56Speaker 5: Okay, what about this one?
- 20:58Speaker 1: Crystal and Irving, Oh this a good one, she said,
- 21:01Speaker 1: knowing everybody's phone numbers by heart. Oh yeah, yeah, we
- 21:07Speaker 1: don't do that now.
- 21:08Speaker 4: Remember Rolodex where you had all the numbers like in
- 21:10Speaker 4: your little.
- 21:11Speaker 1: Things to remember that, oh man, emergency numbers. Mom's emergency
- 21:16Speaker 1: numbers is roll.
- 21:17Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 21:17Speaker 1: But I will say this though, it made us grow
- 21:20Speaker 1: up quicker, and I think we're maybe one of the
- 21:22Speaker 1: You know, our generations are awesome because we had to
- 21:25Speaker 1: do things that kids nowadays don't have to do.
- 21:28Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 21:28Speaker 1: For example, we had to call our parents work and
- 21:30Speaker 1: act like adults. Now they just text their parents. Right
- 21:35Speaker 1: back in the day, I had to call and ask
- 21:37Speaker 1: for my mom, ask for her extension.
- 21:39Speaker 3: Yep.
- 21:40Speaker 1: I had to talk like an adult, use my manners,
- 21:42Speaker 1: wait on hold, yes, go to the bar, order my
- 21:45Speaker 1: own beer.
- 21:45Speaker 2: As a kid was tough, tough stories on the tents
- 21:50Speaker 2: with Billy the Kid in the morning only on one
- 21:54Speaker 2: or two point So we.
- 21:55Speaker 1: Got a dirty little secret coming up at seven point thirty,
- 21:57Speaker 1: and then right after that a chance to get these
- 21:59Speaker 1: Bruno Mars tickets sold out floor seats, plus you would
- 22:02Speaker 1: get dinner, a hotel hook that up right after dirty
- 22:05Speaker 1: little secret at seven thirty. Let me just say this
- 22:08Speaker 1: dirty little secret today, you got to prepare yourself. We've
- 22:12Speaker 1: never had a secret like this. This guy if what
- 22:15Speaker 1: he's telling me via DMS is real. Yeah, this is
- 22:19Speaker 1: a next level secret that maybe one of the most
- 22:21Speaker 1: and I'm not being dramatic, the most intense secrets anybody's
- 22:25Speaker 1: ever told. Okay, just get ready for it. Seven thirty
- 22:28Speaker 1: Canda Slowpez, What is going on in our world?
- 22:30Speaker 9: Well?
- 22:30Speaker 4: A Dallas resident claimed a two point four million dollar
- 22:34Speaker 4: lottery prize from the March fifth drawing. The person who
- 22:37Speaker 4: wants to stay anonymous bought the ticket at the seven
- 22:41Speaker 4: to eleven off of Frankfurt at Dallas. I guess it
- 22:43Speaker 4: was a Texas two step game.
- 22:46Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 22:46Speaker 6: So this is the second largest top prize since two
- 22:49Speaker 6: thousand and six, and the.
- 22:50Speaker 4: Second biggest prize since that game has started. So congratulations
- 22:54Speaker 4: whoever you are.
- 22:54Speaker 6: Yeah, if you're missing, yeah, come through.
- 22:57Speaker 5: Yeah they're anonymous, but I mean, hey, we love whoever
- 23:00Speaker 5: you are.
- 23:00Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
- 23:03Speaker 4: They just said Frankfort and Dallas, so I mean that's
- 23:06Speaker 4: not far from here.
- 23:07Speaker 1: No, I feel like I might go there to the stores.
- 23:09Speaker 1: So I always feel like it's some person who's ninety
- 23:12Speaker 1: years old about to die. Oh, they get lucky. Yeah.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I've been playing my whole life and here I am,
- 23:19Speaker 1: and it's like you got two minutes left. Oh no,
- 23:22Speaker 1: good for the millions.
- 23:24Speaker 6: Yeah, but if they want to share, come.
- 23:25Speaker 1: On over No not far, I would love that please.
- 23:28Speaker 4: Yes, guys, Taylor Swift is being sued for trademark infringement.
- 23:32Speaker 4: So the woman suing her is a Vegas performer. She
- 23:35Speaker 4: owns the trademark at Confessions of a show Girl. She
- 23:38Speaker 4: says Taylor's a Life of a Showgirl album and her
- 23:41Speaker 4: newspaper column turned live show basically share the same structure,
- 23:45Speaker 4: dominant phrase, and overall commercial impression. Her claim also says
- 23:50Speaker 4: both are used in overlapping markets and are directed at
- 23:53Speaker 4: the same consumers.
- 23:55Speaker 6: So I guess she's been writing this weekly column about
- 23:57Speaker 6: her life in the entertainment industry in Vegas since twenty fourteen.
- 24:02Speaker 6: She's evolved that into a podcast and a live show.
- 24:05Speaker 4: But her lawsuit says Taylor and her team should have
- 24:08Speaker 4: noticed the similarities. So they're saying that Taylor's team was
- 24:12Speaker 4: notified that the Life of a Showgirl was likely to
- 24:15Speaker 4: be confused with this existing trademark, but that she continued
- 24:19Speaker 4: using it anyway.
- 24:21Speaker 6: Yeah, they say this case is.
- 24:23Speaker 4: Really about ensuring that creators at all levels can protect
- 24:26Speaker 4: what they've built but I'm pretty sure the court is
- 24:28Speaker 4: not going to prove, you know, actually prevent Taylor from
- 24:31Speaker 4: using life of a Showgirl on products. But she's saying
- 24:35Speaker 4: she wants Taylor to hand over all the profits earned
- 24:37Speaker 4: from this branding.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I'm like, not gonna happen in this lawsuit. Unless you
- 24:42Speaker 1: invented the idea of a showgirl, right, you don't have
- 24:44Speaker 1: a right to it either. Somebody can sue you. Whoever
- 24:47Speaker 1: and you know came up with that, but yeah, it
- 24:49Speaker 1: was a whole movement thing. It was like one person
- 24:52Speaker 1: came up with it. Yeah, so you now you're trying to,
- 24:54Speaker 1: you know, just get some money, right.
- 24:56Speaker 4: It's crazy that people think they can take down Taylor Swift.
- 24:58Speaker 4: I'm like, it's got to be something major, major, But
- 25:01Speaker 4: every time it's a baby trademark situation.
- 25:03Speaker 1: And you don't have the legal fees to mess with Taylor. Yeah,
- 25:06Speaker 1: you can't even afford you keep taking her to court.
- 25:08Speaker 6: She'll drain you, right, exactly exactly. Guys, watch yourself tomorrow
- 25:12Speaker 6: for April Fools. Obviously there'll be some pranks but also
- 25:16Speaker 6: maybe some fun deals. I know Crumble is going viral
- 25:19Speaker 6: because they're bringing back their almost everything bagel.
- 25:22Speaker 4: Cookie, but this time it's a one day only sandwich
- 25:26Speaker 4: filled with sweet cream cheese.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wait on a real bagel.
- 25:30Speaker 4: Well it's a cookie, but it's got like all the
- 25:32Speaker 4: everything Bagel seasoning on it, so it's like sweet and savory.
- 25:36Speaker 4: I guess they originally released this about four years ago,
- 25:39Speaker 4: but the two biggest comments about it were completely opposite.
- 25:43Speaker 4: One says I love the everything cookie I needed to
- 25:45Speaker 4: come back immediately, and then followed by the only crumble
- 25:49Speaker 4: cookie maybe only dessert I've ever spit out.
- 25:54Speaker 6: So those are like the top two comments about it.
- 25:56Speaker 1: Anybody ever gotten you bad for April Fools? Canice h?
- 26:00Speaker 6: I'm not in recent memory.
- 26:02Speaker 2: No.
- 26:02Speaker 4: I feel like back in high school there was always
- 26:04Speaker 4: like the big prank about like schools canceled or our
- 26:06Speaker 4: teachers not showing up or something big going down.
- 26:09Speaker 1: But not as an adult, I never really do April
- 26:12Speaker 1: Fools because every day is like that. For me. I
- 26:14Speaker 1: prank people NonStop all the time.
- 26:16Speaker 6: Right, we're on high alert tomorrow for you.
- 26:19Speaker 3: You shouldn't.
- 26:19Speaker 1: It's expected. Yeah, you shouldn't be on high alert tomorrow
- 26:22Speaker 1: because that's the day I usually take.
- 26:23Speaker 6: Off even when I walk.
- 26:26Speaker 5: Because you expect it.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Yeah, even when I walk into the studio and you're
- 26:29Speaker 4: not in here, I'm like, what's going on? I'm looking
- 26:31Speaker 4: under the tables, I'm looking around the corners.
- 26:33Speaker 5: See.
- 26:33Speaker 1: That's problem with being a guy who pranks all the
- 26:35Speaker 1: time is then when something really goes down, nobody believes me.
- 26:38Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 26:38Speaker 5: Ever, no, WI tomorrow, you're safe. I swear.
- 26:44Speaker 6: I'm going to be on guard.
- 26:45Speaker 1: All right.
- 26:46Speaker 6: I'm Kanda Slopez. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 26:50Speaker 9: Get off your chest to promise you'll feel better.
- 26:53Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dirty Little Secret that right.
- 26:55Speaker 1: After Dirty Little Secret on Mix one of two point nine.
- 26:57Speaker 1: Good morning, It's Bailey the Kid cand of Slope.
- 27:00Speaker 5: As is here? Producer? Who is here? And your secrets?
- 27:02Speaker 1: Anytime you want you just reach out call us eight
- 27:04Speaker 1: three three seven, eight seven and one O two nine.
- 27:06Speaker 5: It doesn't matter what it's about.
- 27:08Speaker 1: It could be a big secret, little secret, uh, silly secret,
- 27:11Speaker 1: serious secret.
- 27:13Speaker 5: I think this one happens to be serious.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Okay, if you got one eight three three seven eight seven,
- 27:18Speaker 1: one O two nine or at Billy on the radio
- 27:20Speaker 1: on Instagram, you can always hit me up there too. Now,
- 27:23Speaker 1: what's going on?
- 27:24Speaker 3: Okay, I've actually never I've never said this that loud before.
- 27:29Speaker 5: That's a bear with me, take your time.
- 27:32Speaker 3: I'm married, been married a long long time. I have
- 27:35Speaker 3: kids that are, you know, almost out of the house,
- 27:39Speaker 3: and you know, from the outside, I'm sure it looks
- 27:42Speaker 3: like I did everything right my husband and dad and
- 27:46Speaker 3: everything's steady.
- 27:48Speaker 11: Uh.
- 27:48Speaker 3: But what nobody knows, not my my wife, my kids,
- 27:54Speaker 3: is that when the last kid moves out, I plan.
- 27:57Speaker 6: On leaving, oh, leaving you?
- 28:01Speaker 1: Oh man, what do you mean?
- 28:05Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not like a midlife crisis or
- 28:08Speaker 3: an affair or anything, but I don't really want to
- 28:11Speaker 3: like live this way anymore?
- 28:13Speaker 1: Well? What what? What's going on when you say that?
- 28:15Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't want to live what way?
- 28:18Speaker 3: I've just I just felt like kind of this suay
- 28:21Speaker 3: since I was young, like like I've been sort of
- 28:24Speaker 3: in the wrong life, like playing a role. I sort
- 28:27Speaker 3: of learned how to perform really well, and I kind
- 28:32Speaker 3: of pushed it down for years and I told myself
- 28:35Speaker 3: of a past and you know, just like oh, this
- 28:38Speaker 3: is what life is supposed to look like, but it
- 28:41Speaker 3: never really went away.
- 28:43Speaker 1: What life do you mean?
- 28:45Speaker 3: I mean? I want to start a life as a woman.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I didn't see that.
- 28:55Speaker 5: I don't know why. I didn't know where it was going.
- 28:57Speaker 1: So I you have felt this way for a long time,
- 29:01Speaker 1: that you're what like trapped in the wrong body essentially.
- 29:04Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 29:06Speaker 5: Really, what I mean? What happens now?
- 29:08Speaker 1: I mean, because I can't imagine this feeling's got to
- 29:12Speaker 1: be confusing, emotional.
- 29:14Speaker 3: Right, you have a family, but I'm kind of preparing,
- 29:18Speaker 3: sort of quietly. I've been like putting money in a
- 29:20Speaker 3: separate account for procedures, wow, things I don't really want
- 29:25Speaker 3: to get into, but like things that will finally let
- 29:28Speaker 3: me live as who I actually am.
- 29:30Speaker 1: You've been putting money into a separate account, as your
- 29:34Speaker 1: wife said anything about that?
- 29:37Speaker 3: No, she hasn't. She hasn't.
- 29:39Speaker 6: Okay, does she know that there's a separate account?
- 29:44Speaker 3: No? I mean I feel bad, like windsiding my wife. Yeah, yeah,
- 29:50Speaker 3: I mean there's no good way to drop something like this.
- 29:53Speaker 3: There's no like version of this where nobody gets hurt.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Right, Well, have you thought about not doing it?
- 29:59Speaker 5: Are you to? Really?
- 30:01Speaker 1: This is what's going to happen? Are you convinced? Because
- 30:03Speaker 1: I mean, I know I don't know how long you
- 30:04Speaker 1: have and I know you told me off there. You
- 30:06Speaker 1: don't want to get into details because your kids and
- 30:08Speaker 1: one on that's totally fair, But have you is this
- 30:10Speaker 1: a for sure decision if you talked to somebody about it,
- 30:13Speaker 1: Is there someone you could talk about just to make
- 30:15Speaker 1: sure you're making the right decisions, you know, like professional help.
- 30:18Speaker 3: I mean, I've already waited and made sure my kids
- 30:21Speaker 3: are okay and that they're set up, and I've kind
- 30:23Speaker 3: of yeah, I've I've gone through all the steps in
- 30:26Speaker 3: my head and I know it's I can't really do
- 30:30Speaker 3: this for the rest of my life, so I you know,
- 30:33Speaker 3: I have to do this for myself right well. And
- 30:37Speaker 3: I know it's going to like shock everyone, and if
- 30:39Speaker 3: you knew me, you'd never guess. But that's kind of
- 30:42Speaker 3: the part that makes it like harder because I've been
- 30:45Speaker 3: like just hiding it for so long.
- 30:47Speaker 1: I was going to ask you that if they if
- 30:49Speaker 1: like you think, does anybody have an idea that this
- 30:51Speaker 1: might happen? Because you know, I don't know. Sometimes I
- 30:54Speaker 1: feel like you might see some things coming. Sometimes you're
- 30:57Speaker 1: just blindsided and you think everybody's gonna be blind inside
- 31:00Speaker 1: about this and have no idea.
- 31:02Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's going to be a complete shot to everyone.
- 31:06Speaker 3: And I've been talking to a therapist and trying to
- 31:08Speaker 3: figure out how to handle it, but it doesn't I
- 31:10Speaker 3: don't know. I don't even know if it's possible to
- 31:12Speaker 3: not destroy my family.
- 31:14Speaker 4: I mean, I feel like everyone is going to need
- 31:17Speaker 4: to talk to your therapist together.
- 31:20Speaker 6: That would be my take.
- 31:22Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't listen.
- 31:23Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know experience with this.
- 31:25Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no experience with I have no idea
- 31:27Speaker 1: what to tell you. I will say I feel for
- 31:31Speaker 1: everyone in this situation.
- 31:32Speaker 4: Though, right, and if you're putting money aside that belongs
- 31:35Speaker 4: to your wife and your family to make this happen
- 31:39Speaker 4: for you eventually, I can see where that, you know,
- 31:42Speaker 4: could really upset her on top of sure all of this.
- 31:45Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going to be a problem, especially if you
- 31:48Speaker 1: know divorce happens and whatnot. But whatever whatever you do,
- 31:53Speaker 1: and if you do this, I would absolutely encourage you
- 31:56Speaker 1: to talk to I'm glad you're talking to a therapist.
- 31:58Speaker 1: I talked to multiple therapists and ask them, Hey, if
- 32:02Speaker 1: I'm doing this, best way to do it without emotionally
- 32:06Speaker 1: destroying my kids and my family. I don't know if
- 32:08Speaker 1: there's a way to do that. But yeah, definitely consider
- 32:11Speaker 1: their feelings. I'm not saying you haven't, but definitely think
- 32:13Speaker 1: about the kids.
- 32:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and older, I get the less I
- 32:16Speaker 3: care about what other people think. But you know, if
- 32:20Speaker 3: my kids are out of the house, I don't know,
- 32:22Speaker 3: I think that that'll be my opportunity. Well, that just
- 32:26Speaker 3: feels good to say it.
- 32:28Speaker 1: This is a non judgment zone. Let us know what
- 32:30Speaker 1: you end up doing, and good luck with everything. I
- 32:33Speaker 1: wish you the best, I really do. I don't want
- 32:35Speaker 1: anybody to be miserable in their life. Right at the
- 32:38Speaker 1: same time, it's hard not to feel for everybody who's
- 32:40Speaker 1: about to get their world rocked.
- 32:42Speaker 6: Yeah, but people have gone through this before. I think. Also,
- 32:45Speaker 6: maybe you want to involve some type of.
- 32:47Speaker 4: Support group from others maybe who have gone through this,
- 32:50Speaker 4: or get some advice, because I mean, a therapist can say,
- 32:53Speaker 4: you know what they know as far as therapy goes,
- 32:56Speaker 4: but someone who's actually lived it.
- 32:59Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do as much research as you can. Yeah,
- 33:02Speaker 1: but hey, good luck and keep us up to day
- 33:04Speaker 1: down what's going on?
- 33:05Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, thank you, geez.
- 33:08Speaker 5: I did not expect that.
- 33:09Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just didn't expect that. No,
- 33:12Speaker 1: let me ask you, is he being selfish for making
- 33:16Speaker 1: this decision?
- 33:17Speaker 5: You know?
- 33:17Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just I'm just throwing it out there.
- 33:20Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a tough question.
- 33:21Speaker 1: Or is he doing the right thing? I mean, no
- 33:23Speaker 1: one necessarily has the right answers.
- 33:25Speaker 4: Right, and no one wants their loved ones to not
- 33:27Speaker 4: live their truth either.
- 33:29Speaker 1: And I don't want to be trapped in a marriage
- 33:31Speaker 1: with somebody doesn't want to be there, right. But you also,
- 33:34Speaker 1: you're taking my money.
- 33:35Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
- 33:37Speaker 1: What do you think? So this guy called in a
- 33:39Speaker 1: very emotional call, very serious. He said, Yeah, when my
- 33:43Speaker 1: kids go off to college, which is soon, I'm surprising
- 33:46Speaker 1: my wife and I'm leaving and I'm going to live
- 33:48Speaker 1: the life that I feel like I need to live.
- 33:51Speaker 1: And that's the life as a woman. Wow, not a man.
- 33:53Speaker 1: He's gonna transition. Victor, what did you want to say?
- 33:55Speaker 12: Well, all right or wrong answer? But you need to
- 33:58Speaker 12: you got to think outside the bar. There's more to
- 34:00Speaker 12: life than what we're doing. You go through the same
- 34:02Speaker 12: old rut, the same old rut. I did the same thing.
- 34:04Speaker 12: I got married. I've been married forty years. I set
- 34:07Speaker 12: up a separate account and we put money into it,
- 34:10Speaker 12: and then we have a regular account. It's a slush fund,
- 34:13Speaker 12: so it's an investment. If my wife wants to get
- 34:15Speaker 12: plastic surgery, she can use that slush fund. If she
- 34:18Speaker 12: wants to do a transition, she can use that trust fund.
- 34:21Speaker 12: My kid want to go to college. I've been saving,
- 34:23Speaker 12: and you have to think of marriage as an investment.
- 34:26Speaker 12: There's going to be ups and downs. This is a
- 34:29Speaker 12: big one. Hey man, He's totally good for us. He's
- 34:32Speaker 12: thinking outside the box. He's getting out of the rut
- 34:35Speaker 12: that we have been taught all our lives. Get up,
- 34:39Speaker 12: go to work, get a family, the same old ps.
- 34:42Speaker 12: You know, to me, there's warter life than that.
- 34:44Speaker 5: Let me ask you this.
- 34:45Speaker 1: If your wife came to you and said, hey, I'm
- 34:47Speaker 1: going to transition, do you stay with her? I mean,
- 34:51Speaker 1: I don't know if that's an option that.
- 34:52Speaker 12: That's up to her. That would be up to her.
- 34:54Speaker 12: She wants to do something else, then let's find victor.
- 34:56Speaker 5: You're very open minded, got to be that way.
- 34:58Speaker 12: Yeah, you know, there's a a few, like ten percent
- 35:01Speaker 12: of people that think outside the box, you that want
- 35:04Speaker 12: to get out of the rut. I'm one of them.
- 35:06Speaker 12: I'm tired of the nine to five thing. And you
- 35:09Speaker 12: know a boss, and really, does anybody a.
- 35:13Speaker 1: Boss really buried than you?
- 35:15Speaker 6: Yeah, you know right.
- 35:16Speaker 12: You working in a hierarchy, but you've been in that
- 35:19Speaker 12: hierarchy wherever you think it's correct. You don't boss me around,
- 35:22Speaker 12: you don't tell me what to do whatever, but you
- 35:24Speaker 12: do guide me on what I need to do.
- 35:25Speaker 5: I'm about to tell my boss that.
- 35:27Speaker 1: I'm about to tell my boss that right now.
- 35:31Speaker 6: Right after duncan don't.
- 35:33Speaker 1: Yeah, wait a minute, our boss just brought us dunkin, don't.
- 35:35Speaker 5: It's never mind.
- 35:35Speaker 1: I'll tell her later.
- 35:38Speaker 2: All right, he's going for Cannis Court. He gets settled
- 35:43Speaker 2: here with Billy the Kid in the morning.
- 35:45Speaker 5: Thank you, Victor.
- 35:45Speaker 1: You don't boss me around, no, you guide me. Let's
- 35:50Speaker 1: bring me down as you can do whatever you want. Okay,
- 35:52Speaker 1: all right, all rise for the honible Judge Candis Lopez.
- 35:54Speaker 1: I apologize, I got off track, Cannis Okay, help Candace Court.
- 35:58Speaker 1: My boyfriend and I recently moved in together, and overall
- 36:01Speaker 1: things have been great, except for one issue that's really
- 36:04Speaker 1: really bothering me. We never go to bed at the
- 36:07Speaker 1: same time. Ever, here's what usually happens. I'll say I'm
- 36:11Speaker 1: headed to bed, He'll come lie down with me, just
- 36:13Speaker 1: long enough for me to fall asleep, and then he
- 36:15Speaker 1: gets right back up and goes in the living room
- 36:17Speaker 1: to watch TV. Or sometimes he doesn't even come to
- 36:20Speaker 1: bed and at all until I'm completely out. He says
- 36:23Speaker 1: he's doing this to be respectful of my sleep schedule
- 36:26Speaker 1: because he knows he stays up later and doesn't want
- 36:29Speaker 1: to keep me awake. But what he doesn't seem to
- 36:31Speaker 1: understand is that I need him next to me. Whoa jeez,
- 36:35Speaker 1: that isn't all caps. So it's not about controlling him
- 36:39Speaker 1: or forcing him to sleep when he doesn't want to.
- 36:41Speaker 1: It just feels lonely going to bed myself. Tell me
- 36:45Speaker 1: about it. To me, going to bed together is part
- 36:48Speaker 1: of being a couple. It's comforting to me. It's something
- 36:53Speaker 1: I always picture doing with the person I live with.
- 36:56Speaker 12: God.
- 36:56Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, Maybe that's not how she's saying it.
- 37:01Speaker 1: That's how I'm taking it.
- 37:04Speaker 5: She says.
- 37:04Speaker 1: I've tried explaining this, but he thinks it's no big
- 37:06Speaker 1: deal and not making it into something it's not. Now
- 37:09Speaker 1: I'm starting to question myself. Am I being reasonable? Or unreasonable.
- 37:13Speaker 1: Is this something I should just get over or is
- 37:15Speaker 1: it fair to want my partner to go to bed
- 37:17Speaker 1: at the exact same time as me? Who am I
- 37:20Speaker 1: insane for thinking like this? Please help me out, Candace,
- 37:24Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 37:25Speaker 6: She's already regretting writing this.
- 37:26Speaker 1: No, I love it. I'm just saying. I mean, Candice,
- 37:31Speaker 1: your initial thoughts when you hear.
- 37:33Speaker 6: This, I mean, what is his sleep and work schedule?
- 37:36Speaker 6: Is what I'm wondering.
- 37:37Speaker 4: But like, is he supposed to just sit there in
- 37:39Speaker 4: the dark and like just lay there and you're resting,
- 37:43Speaker 4: and he's just like, well, I'm just here in case
- 37:46Speaker 4: she needs me in the middle of the night. But
- 37:48Speaker 4: I do respect that he will go in there, and
- 37:50Speaker 4: she says he'll come lie down, you know, just long.
- 37:53Speaker 6: Enough for her to fall asleep. I feel like that's
- 37:55Speaker 6: pretty reasonable. That's a nice thing to do.
- 37:58Speaker 5: I think that's actually really I was still going the
- 38:00Speaker 5: same thing.
- 38:00Speaker 1: I thought to myself, you know, I mean, I've been
- 38:03Speaker 1: in relationships before where now we get up so early,
- 38:06Speaker 1: But back in the day, I didn't. I had to
- 38:08Speaker 1: DJ clubs at night and stuff, so I didn't go
- 38:10Speaker 1: to bed at nine o'clock. Sometimes I'd lay down, right,
- 38:12Speaker 1: they go to sleep, fall asleep, and then I'd leave
- 38:14Speaker 1: or do whatever I had to do and get back
- 38:16Speaker 1: up or whatever and start. But I at least lay
- 38:18Speaker 1: down and spend some time. And as soon as they
- 38:21Speaker 1: finally fell asleep, good lord.
- 38:23Speaker 4: But it's kind of like Victor was just saying, like
- 38:25Speaker 4: people think outside of the box some of us and
- 38:27Speaker 4: have different work schedules, and like, like everyone doesn't do
- 38:30Speaker 4: nine to five, same routine, same you know, schedule, and
- 38:33Speaker 4: we just have to make it.
- 38:34Speaker 6: Work for us.
- 38:35Speaker 5: You just got to make it work in twenty.
- 38:36Speaker 6: Twenty six, and y'all don't have kids. This is, like,
- 38:39Speaker 6: you know, already a problem.
- 38:40Speaker 5: This is already a fighting This is already a fighter.
- 38:44Speaker 1: Although I will say he does have to at least
- 38:46Speaker 1: I think go in and make the I'm gonna tell
- 38:49Speaker 1: this guy a little life act. Apparently girls like to
- 38:51Speaker 1: do this. Cuddling is the thing. It's kind of gross
- 38:56Speaker 1: to me, but apparently girls like it. You know, they
- 39:00Speaker 1: like to like get next to each other, yeah, and
- 39:04Speaker 1: like cuddle and hold each other. They want to feel safe,
- 39:07Speaker 1: they want to yeah, they want to be like intertwined. Yeah,
- 39:10Speaker 1: it's too sweaty for me. Get off me, but I will.
- 39:16Speaker 5: I will cuddle.
- 39:17Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can tell I don't love it, but
- 39:19Speaker 1: I do it because it's a sacrifice. Thank you for
- 39:23Speaker 1: your service.
- 39:24Speaker 6: Yeah, until she falls asleep and you're.
- 39:27Speaker 5: Out, then I push her.
- 39:28Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on the other side of the bed. Yeah, yeah,
- 39:32Speaker 1: I mean right, But you don't go to bed at
- 39:33Speaker 1: the same time as Eric.
- 39:34Speaker 6: No, I don't have that luxury. I wish I did.
- 39:37Speaker 4: I miss the times that we did and we'd stay
- 39:39Speaker 4: up watching our shows until we couldn't stay awake anymore,
- 39:41Speaker 4: do whatever, and we'd go to sleep at the same time.
- 39:43Speaker 4: You know, we were binge watching shows back in the day.
- 39:45Speaker 6: When we had you know, I didn't have this schedule,
- 39:48Speaker 6: And like, that's not the case anymore. I have to
- 39:50Speaker 6: wake up in the three am hour. There's no way
- 39:53Speaker 6: I expect him to go to sleep when I go
- 39:55Speaker 6: to sleep.
- 39:55Speaker 5: No, you can. And some people don't even sleep in
- 39:57Speaker 5: the same bedroom anymore.
- 39:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 39:58Speaker 4: I mean during the week, I sleep the guest room
- 40:00Speaker 4: because I'm such a light sleeper.
- 40:02Speaker 1: But your schedule is different any other relationship to me,
- 40:05Speaker 1: if you're sleeping in different rooms, oh, I would never
- 40:07Speaker 1: it's over. Ever, it's over yeah. I mean, I do
- 40:10Speaker 1: want to be next to the person i'm with. I
- 40:12Speaker 1: just yeah, I don't want to be on top.
- 40:13Speaker 9: Of each other.
- 40:14Speaker 6: And sometimes when I'm having a hard time, I'll text
- 40:16Speaker 6: him and be like, can you come in here?
- 40:18Speaker 5: Wait, You'll text him from the other room.
- 40:20Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes and I'll be like, can you just come
- 40:22Speaker 4: in here? And I'll need him to be next to
- 40:24Speaker 4: me for a while because I'm having a hard time,
- 40:26Speaker 4: and he will.
- 40:27Speaker 5: He's such a good guy.
- 40:28Speaker 6: I know.
- 40:29Speaker 5: I'd be like, I didn't see the text.
- 40:31Speaker 1: Yeah, my phone was on D and D.
- 40:34Speaker 5: Girls, Oh I missed it. My bad left on red.
- 40:41Speaker 1: Do you have the verdict?
- 40:42Speaker 6: I do have the verdict.
- 40:43Speaker 9: Yeah.
- 40:44Speaker 6: Look, I think this girl is guilty of being a melotone.
- 40:46Speaker 4: And Mandy, you can have something else help you out.
- 40:50Speaker 6: If he's not be there every night.
- 40:52Speaker 4: You can't expect him to just lay there while you
- 40:54Speaker 4: sleep and he's just tossing and turning awake.
- 40:57Speaker 5: Oh, he's not guilty being an insomnia I care.
- 41:01Speaker 6: Maybe he does have him insomnia.
- 41:03Speaker 1: Okay, she is guilty of being a.
- 41:05Speaker 6: Meltone and Mandy.
- 41:07Speaker 2: Gets Texas tough stories on the tents with Billy the
- 41:10Speaker 2: Kid in the.
- 41:10Speaker 9: Morning only on the new Mix one or two point nine.
- 41:14Speaker 1: Another chance to see Bruno Mars sold out floor seat
- 41:17Speaker 1: status coming out. Plus you get a hotel dinner, make
- 41:20Speaker 1: it a date night, take your boo ooh so you
- 41:23Speaker 1: can sleep in separate bedrooms when you get home and
- 41:26Speaker 1: go to bed at the same time. Whatever you want
- 41:28Speaker 1: to do, you can do that. Chance to win coming up.
- 41:29Speaker 1: We do it on the forties every hour. Candaelopez, what
- 41:32Speaker 1: is going on?
- 41:32Speaker 4: Well, this is good news for anyone traveling soon. Airport
- 41:35Speaker 4: security lines were much shorter yesterday after TSA employees began
- 41:39Speaker 4: getting back paid for their work during this partial government shutdown.
- 41:43Speaker 4: And I just can't get over at the airport in Houston,
- 41:45Speaker 4: how they were saying. You know, those lines were up
- 41:47Speaker 4: to four hours long. They were down to about ten
- 41:50Speaker 4: minutes or less yesterday. Yeah, so much better for travelers
- 41:54Speaker 4: and you know, airport workers. But there are some TSA
- 41:58Speaker 4: employees who say they got some but not all that
- 42:00Speaker 4: they are owed. Others reported in correct amounts, including missing
- 42:04Speaker 4: overtime paid. But the rest of that is expected by
- 42:07Speaker 4: next week, so I hope that actually happens.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Well.
- 42:09Speaker 1: Speaking of flying, though, you better be making your plans
- 42:12Speaker 1: early for summer because I heard their prices are only
- 42:15Speaker 1: going to go up. Yeah for flights, So that's something.
- 42:18Speaker 1: Because gas is so expensive.
- 42:19Speaker 6: Over four dollars a gallon this morning, that's the new average. Yeah,
- 42:24Speaker 6: it's official.
- 42:25Speaker 1: You know it's so bad. You know what Pooh did yesterday?
- 42:27Speaker 1: But Pooh actually did this. He went and test rove
- 42:31Speaker 1: three different cars and dealerships to run his errands. Then
- 42:38Speaker 1: he randa Kroger. Then he ranted a bank, sir, where
- 42:41Speaker 1: are you going? Oh no, I just want to see
- 42:43Speaker 1: how would drive through things.
- 42:45Speaker 6: Yeah, put it to a real life test fit.
- 42:49Speaker 5: So I'm just letting you know.
- 42:51Speaker 1: If he shows up your dealership to test drive a car,
- 42:54Speaker 1: just know he's gonna run errands.
- 42:57Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure. Guys.
- 42:59Speaker 4: Mark Cuban shed a little more light on how he's
- 43:01Speaker 4: feeling about selling the MAVs his majority stake.
- 43:05Speaker 6: Of course, he was talking about it for.
- 43:06Speaker 4: An upcoming episode of a Dallas Morning News associated podcast,
- 43:10Speaker 4: and listen.
- 43:10Speaker 10: To what they asked him, why did you sell the
- 43:12Speaker 10: Mavericks Because it's a big emotional commitment, right you hear
- 43:16Speaker 10: the passion and everything. Now, imagine going up and down
- 43:19Speaker 10: like that every single game. That's hard to my kids.
- 43:23Speaker 10: They were coming of the age where they would be
- 43:25Speaker 10: of the mindset maybe they want to work at the MAVs,
- 43:28Speaker 10: and I didn't want that for them.
- 43:30Speaker 8: You know, it can be abusive a lot. What do
- 43:32Speaker 8: you mean by that?
- 43:33Speaker 3: Meaning?
- 43:34Speaker 10: You know, if fans don't like what you're doing or
- 43:36Speaker 10: the team's not doing well, you're the worst human being.
- 43:38Speaker 8: On the planet and then they treat you that way.
- 43:40Speaker 5: Do you have any regret?
- 43:41Speaker 10: I don't regret selling. I regret who I sold too. Yeah,
- 43:45Speaker 10: I made a lot of mistakes in the process, and
- 43:47Speaker 10: I'll leave it at that.
- 43:48Speaker 1: When he said that, I felt it because when you're
- 43:50Speaker 1: watching it, you could see the pain on his face
- 43:52Speaker 1: and he just looks like, yeah, I messed up. But yeah,
- 43:55Speaker 1: I mean he didn't know. I think he was trying
- 43:57Speaker 1: to do the right thing for his family and for
- 44:00Speaker 1: his personal life. And I mean he still holds a
- 44:03Speaker 1: stake and I just wish we could go back.
- 44:05Speaker 6: I do too.
- 44:06Speaker 4: I mean, the last couple of years have been very
- 44:07Speaker 4: eye opening with the new ownership, not just with Luca,
- 44:11Speaker 4: but yeah, and now he's talking taking more of that
- 44:13Speaker 4: abuse that he was just talking about for now admitting
- 44:16Speaker 4: this so right.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Which I mean, Yeah, I don't know if that's fair.
- 44:20Speaker 1: You know, the guy cares and loves that team more
- 44:23Speaker 1: than anything in the world, right, and he really does care.
- 44:27Speaker 1: You can't say it doesn't matter how much money you have.
- 44:29Speaker 1: He really genuinely cares.
- 44:31Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, he changed that franchise for us. I mean,
- 44:33Speaker 6: we've had such a fun time being MAVs fans over
- 44:36Speaker 6: the last couple decades, so it weally still are.
- 44:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it just we just got to figure some things out.
- 44:42Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly exactly. We mentioned Tiger Woods that do ui
- 44:46Speaker 4: arrest yesterday. Of course, he's had three major crashes over
- 44:50Speaker 4: the last several years.
- 44:52Speaker 6: That one we thought might end his career. Remember it
- 44:54Speaker 6: was so bad.
- 44:55Speaker 4: And everyone keeps asking why someone like him doesn't hire
- 44:58Speaker 4: a driver. Well, a so close to him is saying
- 45:01Speaker 4: he won't do that because of his need for privacy,
- 45:04Speaker 4: that he doesn't want anyone to watch over him or know.
- 45:07Speaker 6: What he's doing. And when it comes to driving, he
- 45:09Speaker 6: thinks he's fine.
- 45:10Speaker 1: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, you're obviously
- 45:14Speaker 1: not fine. You suck it driving And somebody hit me
- 45:17Speaker 1: up yesterday. They're like, leave Tiger alone. He wasn't drunk,
- 45:19Speaker 1: but he was obviously high on something.
- 45:21Speaker 6: Right, something was in pair him.
- 45:24Speaker 5: Well, it was prescribe medication.
- 45:25Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. Yeah, you still if you can't drive
- 45:28Speaker 1: on prescribed medication, don't drive. You're gonna hurt someone.
- 45:31Speaker 6: Yeah, he flips a car every other month.
- 45:34Speaker 1: What are you doing, tiger?
- 45:36Speaker 6: I mean this is the second or third vehicle that
- 45:38Speaker 6: he's flipped.
- 45:38Speaker 1: He hasn't heard killed himself. Yeah, I hurt somebody else? Like,
- 45:42Speaker 1: get a drive. I don't care how private.
- 45:44Speaker 6: You are, right, what do you need?
- 45:45Speaker 4: Like get one of those cars with like a you
- 45:47Speaker 4: know wall, but behind the driving thing?
- 45:49Speaker 5: What are you doing that's so shady?
- 45:51Speaker 6: Right?
- 45:52Speaker 1: What are you doing that's so secretive that you can't
- 45:54Speaker 1: have a driver drop you off?
- 45:55Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 45:56Speaker 1: Yeah, and now I heard he's single too, Yeah he
- 45:58Speaker 1: might be.
- 45:58Speaker 6: I think it might be over.
- 46:00Speaker 2: She don't.
- 46:00Speaker 6: Yeah him, No, he's.
- 46:05Speaker 1: Not getting the car with him. I think him and
- 46:08Speaker 1: Britney Spears should date. No, wow, yeah who's driving then? Yeah?
- 46:13Speaker 9: No?
- 46:13Speaker 6: No, no hiro driver. Guys all right, I'm Candoslopez. No
- 46:17Speaker 6: please don't. Those are your Texas top stories.
- 46:20Speaker 1: Oh that's a hot take.
- 46:21Speaker 9: Let us know what you think here's today's hot take, mixed.
- 46:24Speaker 5: One of two point nine.
- 46:25Speaker 1: It's bailing a kid, Canda Slowpez, producer poop Bruno Mars
- 46:28Speaker 1: to get sold out, sold out floor sheats coming up next.
- 46:31Speaker 1: I know we want to get you and plus you
- 46:33Speaker 1: get dinner, you get a hotel, romantic night with Bruno Mars,
- 46:36Speaker 1: you and your boo, you and your friend, make it
- 46:38Speaker 1: a girls night whatever.
- 46:39Speaker 5: Who cares? Make it happen?
- 46:41Speaker 1: And when next? We do it on the forties every
- 46:42Speaker 1: single hour, all day. Okay, now this is a simple
- 46:45Speaker 1: hot take, but I was triggered when I found out
- 46:48Speaker 1: that Pooh did it different. Okay, it's is it?
- 46:53Speaker 5: Is it weird that Pooh does something to me?
- 46:55Speaker 1: It's strange, but maybe it's not strange. So I'm going
- 46:59Speaker 1: to ask you right now, Canda slow Pez, who I
- 47:01Speaker 1: feel like maybe is the most normal person I know?
- 47:05Speaker 1: I really do think you are. Do you own that title?
- 47:08Speaker 1: Do I?
- 47:09Speaker 5: I think you are the most normal person I know?
- 47:12Speaker 6: Thank you?
- 47:13Speaker 1: I think, yeah, no, that's a great thing. I come
- 47:15Speaker 1: to you when I want normal, I go to Canda
- 47:17Speaker 1: slow Pas. I don't go over here to Pooh. And
- 47:20Speaker 1: I know I'm not normal, so I'm gonna ask you,
- 47:23Speaker 1: Canda slow Pez because I saw this debate online and
- 47:26Speaker 1: I thought there's only one answer, and then Pooh threw
- 47:28Speaker 1: me for a loop. As usual, I'm gonna ask you
- 47:31Speaker 1: what goes on first? Your pants or shirt when you
- 47:37Speaker 1: get dressed?
- 47:38Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 47:39Speaker 1: You your pants go on first?
- 47:41Speaker 6: Easy pants?
- 47:42Speaker 1: Pants is your final answer. Thank you, because you are
- 47:44Speaker 1: a normal person. Thank god, your.
- 47:49Speaker 6: Pants on first?
- 47:50Speaker 1: No kid is up? Put on my shirt first? Wow,
- 47:55Speaker 1: you mean that's a little thing, but that was so
- 47:56Speaker 1: weird to me on.
- 47:57Speaker 7: Tap weird weird.
- 48:00Speaker 1: Oh, I want to know the order you get dressed
- 48:02Speaker 1: in a non creepy way. You get out of the shower.
- 48:05Speaker 1: First of all, let's start. Let's start from the shower.
- 48:07Speaker 1: Do you take a bathroom shower? I take a shower.
- 48:09Speaker 1: I don't ever take a man Okay.
- 48:11Speaker 5: So you get out of the shower. Now do you
- 48:13Speaker 5: dry off in the shower?
- 48:14Speaker 1: Are you one of these will to beasts that just
- 48:15Speaker 1: get out and then dry off in the floor.
- 48:18Speaker 7: Sometimes I dry off in the shower, but usually I
- 48:20Speaker 7: just step out and I have you know, I have
- 48:22Speaker 7: a shower, mat I just step on, all right.
- 48:27Speaker 8: I dry off?
- 48:28Speaker 1: So you dry off and then and then run through
- 48:30Speaker 1: the way you get dressed. I gotta put on the
- 48:33Speaker 1: lo so I'm not ashy.
- 48:35Speaker 5: Okay, good to me?
- 48:37Speaker 3: Good?
- 48:38Speaker 5: Hey God.
- 48:38Speaker 7: I got the hondies and socks laid out, and then
- 48:41Speaker 7: I go get my shirt.
- 48:42Speaker 1: So what do you put on first? I gotta ask, Yeah,
- 48:45Speaker 1: your undies or your socks. I put on my hondies first. Man, Okay, that's.
- 48:50Speaker 6: So weird putting socks on before they're is that weird?
- 48:55Speaker 6: Super weird?
- 48:56Speaker 1: But yeah, is it weird?
- 48:58Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't do that.
- 49:00Speaker 9: Do you do that?
- 49:01Speaker 1: You don't do that? Maybe why would you do that?
- 49:06Speaker 5: I'll tell you why.
- 49:07Speaker 1: Because I don't like being on the cold floor, so
- 49:10Speaker 1: I want my feet warm. Oh, so can I just
- 49:13Speaker 1: put the socks on first? If you take a hot shower,
- 49:18Speaker 1: your bathroom's.
- 49:19Speaker 5: Hot, but the floor is still cold and my feet
- 49:21Speaker 5: are sensy.
- 49:21Speaker 1: Oh that's week. So I'll put on my socks, then
- 49:25Speaker 1: my undies, okay, then my pants, then my boots.
- 49:31Speaker 4: No, you get your boots on before you're weird.
- 49:35Speaker 1: That's weird. That's weird.
- 49:38Speaker 6: Put your shoes on before you're fully dressed.
- 49:40Speaker 1: I put my shoes on, yeah, before I'm fully dressed,
- 49:42Speaker 1: because sometimes I need to walk around and figure out
- 49:44Speaker 1: my shirt situation. Gotta figure out which black shirt I want?
- 49:48Speaker 1: Oh god, so that way. I'm like, you know that way?
- 49:51Speaker 1: So you walk around the house with shirt and no pants? Yes, weird,
- 49:55Speaker 1: because a year old does that.
- 49:57Speaker 4: I always try when he gets out of the shower,
- 49:59Speaker 4: I put your pants on first, because like your bottom
- 50:01Speaker 4: half is like, being cold is worse than your top half.
- 50:04Speaker 6: If you're cold after the.
- 50:05Speaker 1: Shower, well that and let's if you're not seven. It's
- 50:07Speaker 1: also frowned upon to run with your wiener out.
- 50:11Speaker 6: Right, you can run around it. This is different.
- 50:15Speaker 1: I have my undies on, so I'm good.
- 50:17Speaker 7: But I'm telling you I already know how my jeans
- 50:20Speaker 7: look on me, so I have to pick out the
- 50:22Speaker 7: perfect shirt. And sometimes I iron iron my jeans.
- 50:27Speaker 1: So if I want a little crease, you don't, I
- 50:29Speaker 1: said something. Really, never iron your jane. Sometimes I do,
- 50:33Speaker 1: if I don't take them to the clues.
- 50:34Speaker 5: If you ever look, wow, he's ironed his jeans today.
- 50:37Speaker 7: Sometimes I iron my jeans the night before, and I'm
- 50:41Speaker 7: you don't.
- 50:41Speaker 1: When we stayed in hotel rooms, I'm iron your shirt
- 50:44Speaker 1: for twenty five years, I've never ironed your clothes. You
- 50:47Speaker 1: have ironed my clothes. I iron I sometimes.
- 50:49Speaker 5: Yeah, is that weird?
- 50:51Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 50:51Speaker 1: An iron clothes, no iron shirts.
- 50:55Speaker 5: I've never seen him iron his pants.
- 50:57Speaker 1: My jeans sometimes, but usually I take them to the cloth.
- 50:59Speaker 1: Even together for twenty five years, and I've never seen
- 51:02Speaker 1: you iron your pants. He does iron shirts and he irons. Good. Yeah,
- 51:08Speaker 1: I could see that, Like I want, you know, sometimes
- 51:10Speaker 1: we'll have to be traveling or whatever and we'll be
- 51:12Speaker 1: in a hotel and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
- 51:14Speaker 1: iron it. And a woman I'm hearing your shirt and
- 51:15Speaker 1: I'm like, sure.
- 51:17Speaker 6: Yeah, it's funny.
- 51:20Speaker 1: That I just want to make it looks clay. But
- 51:23Speaker 1: I'll put on my shirt.
- 51:24Speaker 7: I gotta make sure I got the right T shirt
- 51:26Speaker 7: or the right button down.
- 51:28Speaker 5: So that's how you do it.
- 51:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll put that on first and then just throw
- 51:31Speaker 1: the jeans on.
- 51:32Speaker 5: But then my.
- 51:32Speaker 1: Shoes are last. That's an accessory.
- 51:34Speaker 5: You're messing up.
- 51:35Speaker 1: Because my whole point is when you put your shirt
- 51:37Speaker 1: on first, and you just ironed it and starched it
- 51:40Speaker 1: and all this, then you got to bend over to
- 51:42Speaker 1: do your shoes your pants and all this situation, you're
- 51:45Speaker 1: wrinkling it.
- 51:46Speaker 7: Okay, I'm fine, that's no, you're not because I wear
- 51:49Speaker 7: I wear my shirts untucked, so I'm not worried about it.
- 51:51Speaker 1: Just a little bottom might be a little you know, folded.
- 51:54Speaker 6: In when you get in the car anyways, exactly.
- 51:57Speaker 1: You know, and then if you have a jacket.
- 51:59Speaker 8: You put that over it.
- 52:01Speaker 1: Okay, Well there's the point of iron it at all.
- 52:03Speaker 6: That's why I don't iron.
- 52:06Speaker 7: I just like to be presentable. I can't have my
- 52:09Speaker 7: you know, my little collars.
- 52:10Speaker 1: All walking cantus You put your socks on first.
- 52:14Speaker 6: No, I put my socks on before I put my
- 52:16Speaker 6: shoes on. So pants, shirt, then socks and shoes.
- 52:19Speaker 5: See, that's so weird.
- 52:20Speaker 6: I'm wearing socks.
- 52:21Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I like to wear put on
- 52:23Speaker 1: my socks before my pants, no matter what you do. Yes, really,
- 52:28Speaker 1: I think that's so weird that you put on your
- 52:30Speaker 1: pants before your socks.
- 52:31Speaker 6: Yeah, because I don't know what shoe situation I'm wearing until.
- 52:35Speaker 4: I get dressed and then inside am I actually wearing socks?
- 52:37Speaker 6: I might not be wearing socks today. I might be
- 52:39Speaker 6: wearing sandals or heels or whatever.
- 52:42Speaker 1: There's never a day where I'm like I don't know
- 52:43Speaker 1: if I'm wearing socks I'm putting on Yeah, I don't know.
- 52:49Speaker 1: How do you get dressed eight three to three?
- 52:53Speaker 4: Definitely not shirt first, that's for sure.
- 52:57Speaker 1: A lot of people do it. A lot of people
- 52:58Speaker 1: do No, one's out of here and around. Shirt first,
- 53:01Speaker 1: no pants because it's on the third floor. Ain't nobody
- 53:04Speaker 1: gonna be able to see me anyway? Well, the point is, though,
- 53:06Speaker 1: what's most likely if you got to run around or
- 53:08Speaker 1: you gotta run I always look from like, what would
- 53:10Speaker 1: I rather see? Bottom half or top half? R I'm
- 53:17Speaker 1: just saying, what would you rather see? Poo? What would
- 53:20Speaker 1: you rather see? I mean, would you rather see the
- 53:23Speaker 1: top or the bottom half?
- 53:28Speaker 5: It's a serious question.
- 53:29Speaker 1: What if your face the top half? My face? Good answer?
- 53:36Speaker 5: But what if you could only look down? Oh no
- 53:39Speaker 5: it meekes one or two point nine.
- 53:41Speaker 1: Good morning, and Billy the Kid Candice Loan pants producer
- 53:43Speaker 1: Poo is here. We just did a simple hot take
- 53:45Speaker 1: because we found out who gets dressed weird or maybe
- 53:48Speaker 1: we get dressed weird.
- 53:49Speaker 6: No, he gets weird but pants.
- 53:51Speaker 1: Or shirt first? And Poo puts his shirt on first,
- 53:55Speaker 1: which is just kind of a crazy move to me.
- 53:58Speaker 1: It's just an out there move, but it makes sense
- 54:00Speaker 1: for you. It fits, it's on brand. Is that a compliment? Yeah?
- 54:04Speaker 3: It is.
- 54:04Speaker 5: It just poohs very.
- 54:05Speaker 1: He just does interesting things, you know, just does weird
- 54:09Speaker 1: things when it comes to getting ready. And I'm a
- 54:11Speaker 1: weirdo when it comes to getting ready to I had
- 54:13Speaker 1: my weird stuff. I mean, I have five hundred black
- 54:16Speaker 1: T shirts and five pair of black jeans.
- 54:18Speaker 5: I'm just a weirdo like that. That's what I wear.
- 54:21Speaker 1: It's easy. I know I'll match and I move on.
- 54:23Speaker 1: I don't want to think about it that much during
- 54:25Speaker 1: the day. Rights itat's easy, But we're talking about what
- 54:29Speaker 1: you do first. Matter of fact, speaking of getting ready,
- 54:31Speaker 1: I met somebody that was just unhinged the other day.
- 54:33Speaker 1: I don't even know this person. I don't even know
- 54:35Speaker 1: how we started talking about it. It was like a big
- 54:36Speaker 1: group setting. You know what this person did when they
- 54:39Speaker 1: get ready? They swallow their toothpaste. What Yeah?
- 54:45Speaker 5: And she was like.
- 54:46Speaker 1: Wait, you're not supposed to do that. I've been doing
- 54:48Speaker 1: that my whole life. She swallows her toothpaste.
- 54:52Speaker 6: Natural toothpaste or coconut oil or something.
- 54:54Speaker 5: Who cares spit it out?
- 54:57Speaker 1: Does anybody not spit out their toothpape have to smit
- 55:00Speaker 1: it out.
- 55:01Speaker 6: Why would you do that?
- 55:02Speaker 1: And do you put what?
- 55:03Speaker 5: Do you put water on it? You put your seat?
- 55:06Speaker 1: Yeah, you put.
- 55:07Speaker 5: Your You wet your toothpaste first. Don't make me.
- 55:10Speaker 1: Argue about this.
- 55:10Speaker 6: No, I wen mine and then put the toothpaste on.
- 55:12Speaker 6: Then I wet it again.
- 55:13Speaker 1: Thank you.
- 55:14Speaker 7: Okay, don't know why.
- 55:17Speaker 1: That's one thing you can all agree. Well, this woman,
- 55:22Speaker 1: she just puts toothpaste on it, brushes it, and then
- 55:25Speaker 1: would just swallow the toothpaste.
- 55:27Speaker 6: Yeah, that cannot be good for you.
- 55:30Speaker 5: Anyway.
- 55:31Speaker 1: Okay, we're talking about get ready now. Jane said, Oh,
- 55:34Speaker 1: James says, we're all gross.
- 55:37Speaker 11: I have to say I'm not a germophobe. I'm just realistic.
- 55:41Speaker 11: But think of where the shoes has been during your day.
- 55:44Speaker 11: You may go in a public restroom, you walk across
- 55:47Speaker 11: parking lots, telling you don't wash your shoes like you
- 55:50Speaker 11: wash your hands. But we probably should, but we don't
- 55:52Speaker 11: do that.
- 55:53Speaker 1: Okay, it's one place in the house.
- 55:56Speaker 11: You don't wear shoes in your bedroom, especially if you
- 55:59Speaker 11: have carpet.
- 55:59Speaker 1: Which oh okay, so you're saying, you know you put
- 56:03Speaker 1: on your shoes the very last thing you do.
- 56:05Speaker 11: The shoes are by the door.
- 56:06Speaker 1: God, I'm not guilty.
- 56:08Speaker 5: I'm guilty of not doing that.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, can this.
- 56:11Speaker 5: You do that?
- 56:12Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 56:12Speaker 6: Well, I'll carry them into the closet to look in
- 56:14Speaker 6: the full length mirror, whip my full outfit. But then
- 56:17Speaker 6: I'll just carry them back to the door.
- 56:18Speaker 1: My okay, what yeah? What kind of the bedroom?
- 56:27Speaker 11: That's the bedroom is a sanctuary for everything, including uh,
- 56:31Speaker 11: the Burger joint bathroom germs that you walked into that day. Okay, James,
- 56:36Speaker 11: wear your shoes in the bedroom, all right.
- 56:38Speaker 1: James has a good point. He's not he's not wrong,
- 56:41Speaker 1: but there I'm still gonna be gross and just exactly
- 56:47Speaker 1: thank you, James. That is so weird. Can so you
- 56:49Speaker 1: will genuinely? Yeah, get your shoes, grab them from the
- 56:53Speaker 1: front door, bring them back into the bedroom, carrying them.
- 56:56Speaker 6: Yeah, if they were if the ones I'm wearing were
- 56:58Speaker 6: like by the door, yeah, then I'll bring them in there,
- 57:00Speaker 6: try on my outfit, make sure it's right, that's the
- 57:02Speaker 6: right pair of shoes, and then I'll just carry them
- 57:04Speaker 6: back over there. W Yeah, because I just.
- 57:07Speaker 4: Don't like shoes in the house. Because my kid plays there.
- 57:10Speaker 1: No wonder you're late for work every day? Wow?
- 57:16Speaker 5: Really?
- 57:16Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 57:16Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean I know you think it's but
- 57:18Speaker 1: you make everybody take off their shoes. Yeah, I'm so
- 57:21Speaker 1: bad about that. I don't nobody takes off their shoes.
- 57:23Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you're fine, come on in. Yeah, but
- 57:26Speaker 1: I'm also gross because some people will get in the
- 57:27Speaker 1: debate of don't let your dog sleep in the bed.
- 57:29Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, my dog pretty.
- 57:31Speaker 5: Much sleeps like a human in my bed.
- 57:33Speaker 9: Oh.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Same, Yeah, I'm like, what am I gonna do right now?
- 57:35Speaker 6: I'm not kicking them out?
- 57:36Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, okay, all right now, Michael, Michael, you
- 57:39Speaker 1: do what now?
- 57:40Speaker 3: So people make fun of me for it. By the
- 57:42Speaker 3: time I get down to my socks and shoes, I
- 57:45Speaker 3: do stop shoes sock shoe.
- 57:48Speaker 1: Whoa, you're wild? Why do you do that?
- 57:53Speaker 11: And then do one sock for the shoe on and
- 57:56Speaker 11: then put the other sock down and put that so.
- 57:58Speaker 1: You just won't put on two socks and then your shoes.
- 58:00Speaker 1: You put on one sock, one shoe, one sock, one shoe. Yeah,
- 58:04Speaker 1: are you OCD? In some ways, I just don't like
- 58:08Speaker 1: dirty stocks, Like I don't like to walk around. So
- 58:12Speaker 1: the thought of just having two socks on and not
- 58:13Speaker 1: a shoe on right away just annoys you.
- 58:16Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, interesting, it kind.
- 58:18Speaker 5: Of makes sense. I put my socks on and then
- 58:20Speaker 5: my book.
- 58:21Speaker 2: Crazy for it?
- 58:21Speaker 6: No, I don't think it's crazy, but it's different.
- 58:24Speaker 1: Yeah I do.
- 58:25Speaker 5: Actually I do.
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- 58:47Speaker 4: A Dallas resident claimed a two point four million dollar
- 58:50Speaker 4: lottery prize from the March at drawing. This person wants
- 58:53Speaker 4: to stay anonymous, but apparently they bought the Texas two
- 58:56Speaker 4: step ticket at the seven eleven off of Frankfurt in
- 58:59Speaker 4: down list, this is the.
- 59:00Speaker 6: Second largest top price.
- 59:02Speaker 4: It's two thousand and six and the second biggest price
- 59:04Speaker 4: since that game started.
- 59:05Speaker 1: Wow, and they're going to remain anomalous? Would you remain anonymous?
- 59:08Speaker 1: If you had the power ball. Oh yeah, for sure.
- 59:10Speaker 1: See yeah can't Pooh City would too, Yeah, not me.
- 59:13Speaker 1: Why there'll be signs though, you no, I know.
- 59:17Speaker 6: Yeah, close friends will know for sure. But I don't
- 59:19Speaker 6: want people hit me up all the time for money.
- 59:22Speaker 1: Exactly, change my number.
- 59:24Speaker 6: I'm changing my numbers, so don't find you.
- 59:27Speaker 1: I'm going to make a big announcement online. Then you'll
- 59:29Speaker 1: never see me again.
- 59:29Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, your account.
- 59:32Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna start a
- 59:34Speaker 5: new account.
- 59:34Speaker 1: It's a new me. I'm going to get a BBL
- 59:36Speaker 1: and a lot of things I got played.
- 59:38Speaker 6: Oh my gosh.
- 59:39Speaker 1: Each of you get a thousand dollars if I hit
- 59:40Speaker 1: some you know, if I had one hundred fifty million,
- 59:42Speaker 1: both you guys get a thousand and.
- 59:43Speaker 6: One hundred and fifty million.
- 59:45Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred million, and you give me in canvas
- 59:48Speaker 1: one thousand.
- 59:49Speaker 5: For every million I win, you get a thousand.
- 59:51Speaker 6: Is that what it is?
- 59:52Speaker 3: Oh?
- 59:52Speaker 1: Wow, this guy, I'd give you more.
- 59:55Speaker 5: Don't worry.
- 59:55Speaker 6: This person won two point four million.
- 59:57Speaker 5: Though, and then you get two thousand, four hundred.
- 1:00:00Speaker 6: Wow. I mean, I guess I'll take it nice.
- 1:00:03Speaker 8: I'll take it.
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: Thanks, Bro, Oh, I'm giving you more.
- 1:00:05Speaker 6: Don't worry, Okay, guys.
- 1:00:07Speaker 4: Taylor Swift is being sued for trademark infringement.
- 1:00:11Speaker 6: So the woman suing her is a Vegas performer.
- 1:00:14Speaker 4: She owns the trademark Confessions of a Showgirl. She says
- 1:00:17Speaker 4: Taylor's a Life of a Showgirl album and her newspaper
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: column turned live show basically share the same structure, dominant phrase,
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: and overall commercial impression. Her claim also says both are
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: used in overlapping markets and directed at the same consumers.
- 1:00:34Speaker 4: So I guess she's been writing this weekly column about
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: her life in the entertainment industry. This is for the
- 1:00:39Speaker 4: Las Vegas Weekly. She's been doing that since twenty fourteen
- 1:00:42Speaker 4: and has evolved it into a podcast and live show.
- 1:00:45Speaker 4: But her lawsuit says Taylor and her team should have
- 1:00:48Speaker 4: noticed the similarities. They're saying that Taylor's team was notified
- 1:00:52Speaker 4: that the Life of a Showgirl was likely to be
- 1:00:54Speaker 4: confused with this existing trademark, but that she continued using
- 1:00:58Speaker 4: it anyway. They say this is a case really about
- 1:01:01Speaker 4: ensuring that creators at all levels can protect whatever they've built.
- 1:01:06Speaker 4: But I'm pretty sure the court won't allow you know,
- 1:01:08Speaker 4: won't actually prevent Taylor from using that.
- 1:01:10Speaker 6: Anymore on products.
- 1:01:11Speaker 4: I mean, at this point, the album's been out, the
- 1:01:14Speaker 4: tour has been done, it's over.
- 1:01:15Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:01:16Speaker 4: She also wants Taylor to hand over all profits earned
- 1:01:19Speaker 4: from this branding.
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: Oh okay, you want Travis to Yeah, Travis Kelsey too.
- 1:01:25Speaker 1: You're saying Taylor should have noticed it. Taylor doesn't even
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: know who you are, right, how would she ever copy
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: something that she doesn't know exist?
- 1:01:32Speaker 4: Like, I would be happy because people are searching Taylor's
- 1:01:35Speaker 4: life of a show grow and maybe I get lucky
- 1:01:37Speaker 4: and my Confessions of a Showgirl pops up and I
- 1:01:39Speaker 4: get a link click, or like someone comes to my
- 1:01:41Speaker 4: show and you.
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: Didn't invent the show girl. The show Girl's been a thing.
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: So I mean, come on, it's just trying to get
- 1:01:46Speaker 1: some money.
- 1:01:47Speaker 4: For sure, guys watch yourself tomorrow. Of course April Fools.
- 1:01:50Speaker 4: Obviously there will be some pranks, but also maybe some
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: fun deals. Starting with Crumbull, who was bringing back there
- 1:01:57Speaker 4: almost everything bagel cookie. This time it's a one day
- 1:02:00Speaker 4: only sandwich filled cookie with sweet cream cheese in the middle.
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: Uh.
- 1:02:06Speaker 6: They originally released this four years ago.
- 1:02:08Speaker 4: And they said that the two biggest comments that had,
- 1:02:10Speaker 4: you know, the most clicks and went viral about this
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: cookie were complete opposites. One says, I love the everything
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: cookie I needed to come back, immediately followed by the
- 1:02:20Speaker 4: only crumble cookie and maybe only dessert I've ever spit out. Yeah,
- 1:02:24Speaker 4: so mixed reviews.
- 1:02:25Speaker 5: On that sounds pretty gross to me.
- 1:02:28Speaker 6: I mean I try it, for sure.
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: A salted cookie or like a salt everything everything bagel.
- 1:02:32Speaker 4: They said, it doesn't taste like garlic and onion, like
- 1:02:34Speaker 4: those flavors. It's more like more like, yeah, the salt
- 1:02:37Speaker 4: and pepper savory with the sweet cream in the middle.
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: I'm not a big cookie guy though, no I know,
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: Oh I am, I am, but it sounds nice.
- 1:02:45Speaker 6: But I got a cookie society.
- 1:02:47Speaker 4: Their cookies are so good, Yes they are really Yeah,
- 1:02:50Speaker 4: cookie society.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: I like it. Give me tips, trees, Oh yeah.
- 1:02:54Speaker 6: Tips for sure, it's always number one.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: I need all these fancy cookies with so much on them.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: I'm like, well, okay, it's like that's so much. How
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: much is it a crumble cookie? Oh?
- 1:03:03Speaker 6: Like how many calories?
- 1:03:04Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 1:03:04Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:03:05Speaker 4: Probably like the whole day's worth, like twelve hundred, fourteen
- 1:03:08Speaker 4: hundred probably, Yeah, lots of deals, though. Tomorrow Duncan's giving
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: away free coffee that their first one million and one customers,
- 1:03:15Speaker 4: Dominoes has any Pizza for nine ninety nine and then DQ.
- 1:03:18Speaker 6: Has Bogo Blizzards for ninety nine cents.
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: So just a heads up tomorrow. Yeah, I did see this.
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: One guy also saying that you know we've been through
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: enough this year. April Fools should be canceled tomorrow. It's
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: just gonna be March thirty seconds. So yeah, if you
- 1:03:31Speaker 4: don't want to participate, there you go.
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: I've been through a lot, but I see April Fools Day.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: I usually take the day off because I prank every day.
- 1:03:37Speaker 6: Anyway, and you gat to rest.
- 1:03:39Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my day of rest because everybody expects everything.
- 1:03:42Speaker 5: So what's the point.
- 1:03:43Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, we're ready for whatever tomorrow?
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: Oh you promise? Yeah, okay, she said that. I say, okay,
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: whatever tomorrow.
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- 1:04:25Speaker 3: Okay, I've actually never I've never said this that loud before.
- 1:04:30Speaker 3: That's better with me.
- 1:04:32Speaker 5: Take your time.
- 1:04:33Speaker 3: I'm married. I've been married a long long time. I
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: have kids that are, you know, almost out of the house,
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: and you know, from the outside, I'm sure it looks
- 1:04:43Speaker 3: like I did everything right my husband and dad and
- 1:04:47Speaker 3: everything's steady. Uh. But what nobody knows it's not my wife,
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: my kids, is that when the last kid moves out,
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: I plan on leaving.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: Oh wife, Oh man, what do you mean?
- 1:05:06Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's not like a midlife crisis or
- 1:05:09Speaker 3: an affair or anything. But I don't really want to
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: like live this way anymore?
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: Well, what what what's going on when you say that?
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: What do you mean you don't want to live what way?
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: I've just I just felt like kind of this way
- 1:05:22Speaker 3: since I was young, Like like I've been sort of
- 1:05:25Speaker 3: in the wrong life, like playing a role. I sort
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: of learned how to perform really well, and I kind
- 1:05:33Speaker 3: of pushed it down for years and told myself of
- 1:05:37Speaker 3: a past and you know, just like, oh, this is
- 1:05:39Speaker 3: what life is supposed to look like, but it never
- 1:05:42Speaker 3: really went away. What life do you mean? I mean,
- 1:05:46Speaker 3: I want to start a life as a woman.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: Oh, okay, I didn't see that. I don't know why.
- 1:05:57Speaker 1: I didn't know where it was going. So I you
- 1:05:59Speaker 1: have out this way for a long time that you're
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: what like trapped in the wrong body essentially.
- 1:06:05Speaker 5: Yeah, really, what I mean? What happens now?
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: I mean, because I can't imagine this feeling's got to
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: be confusing, emotional.
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: Right, you have a family, but I'm kind of preparing,
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: sort of quietly. I've been like putting money in a
- 1:06:21Speaker 3: separate account for procedures, wow, things I don't really want
- 1:06:26Speaker 3: to get into, but like things that would finally let
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: me live as who I actually am.
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: You've been putting money into a separate account, as your
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: wife said anything about that?
- 1:06:38Speaker 3: No, she hasn't. She hasn't.
- 1:06:40Speaker 6: Okay, does she know that there's a separate account?
- 1:06:45Speaker 11: No?
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: I mean I feel bad, like windsiding my wife. Yeah,
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: like yeah, I mean, there's no good way to drop
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: something like this. There's no like version of this where
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: nobody gets hurt.
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: Right, Well, have you thought about not doing it? Are
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: you totally this is what's going to happen? Are you convinced?
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: Because I mean, I know, I don't know how long
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: you have and I know you told me off there
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: you don't want to get into details because your kids
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: and one on that's totally fair. But have you is
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: this a for sure decision if you talked to somebody
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: about it? Is there someone you could talk about just
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: to make sure you're making the right decisions, you know,
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: like professional help.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: I mean, I've already waited and made sure my kids
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: are okay and that they're set up, and I've kind
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: of yeah, I've I've gone through all the steps in
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: my head and I know it's I can't really do
- 1:07:31Speaker 3: this for the rest of my life, so I you know,
- 1:07:34Speaker 3: I have to do this for myself, right well, And
- 1:07:38Speaker 3: I know it's going to like shock everyone, and if
- 1:07:40Speaker 3: you knew me, you'd never guess. But that's kind of
- 1:07:43Speaker 3: the part that makes it like harder that been like
- 1:07:47Speaker 3: just hiding it for so long I.
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: Was going to ask you that if they if like
- 1:07:50Speaker 1: you think, does anybody have an idea that this might happen,
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: because you know, I don't know. Sometimes I feel like
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: you might see some things coming. Sometimes you're just blindsided
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: and you think everybody's going to be blindsided by this
- 1:08:01Speaker 1: and have no idea.
- 1:08:03Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's going to be a complete shock to everyone.
- 1:08:07Speaker 3: And I've been talking to a therapist and trying to
- 1:08:09Speaker 3: figure out how to handle it, but it doesn't I
- 1:08:11Speaker 3: don't know. I don't even know if it's possible to
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: not destroy my family.
- 1:08:15Speaker 1: I mean, I.
- 1:08:16Speaker 6: Feel like everyone is going to need to talk to
- 1:08:19Speaker 6: your therapist together. That would be my take.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't listen.
- 1:08:24Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't experience with this.
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Yeah, I have no experience with I have no idea
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: what to tell you. I will say I feel for
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: everyone in this situation.
- 1:08:33Speaker 4: Though, right, and if you're putting money aside that belongs
- 1:08:36Speaker 4: to your wife and your family to make this happen
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: for you, eventually, I can see where that, you know,
- 1:08:43Speaker 4: could really upset her on top of.
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: Sure all of this, Yeah, that's going to be a problem,
- 1:08:48Speaker 1: especially if you know divorce happens and whatnot. But whatever,
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: whatever you do, and if you do this, I would
- 1:08:56Speaker 1: absolutely encourage you to talk to I'm glad you're talking
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: to a therapist.
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: I talked to multiple therapists.
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: And ask them, Hey, if I'm doing this, best way
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: to do it without emotionally destroying my kids and my family?
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: I don't know if there's a way to do that,
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: but yeah, definitely consider their feelings. I'm not saying you haven't,
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: but definitely think about the kids.
- 1:09:15Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, and older, I get the less I
- 1:09:17Speaker 3: care about what other people think. But you know, if
- 1:09:21Speaker 3: my kids are out of the house, I don't know.
- 1:09:23Speaker 3: I think that that'll be my opportunity. Well, that just
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: feels good to say it.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: This is a non judgment zone. Let us know what
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: you end up doing, and good luck with everything. I
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: wish you the best. I really do. I don't want
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: anybody to be miserable in their life right at the
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: same time, it's hard not to feel for everybody who's
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: about to get their world rocked.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: Yeah, but people have gone through this before. I think also,
- 1:09:46Speaker 4: maybe you want to involve some type of support group
- 1:09:49Speaker 4: from others maybe who have gone through this, or get
- 1:09:52Speaker 4: some advice, because I mean, a therapist can say, you
- 1:09:55Speaker 4: know what they know as far as therapy goes, but
- 1:09:58Speaker 4: someone who's actually lived it, yeah, I.
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: Would do as m research as you can. Yeah, but hey,
- 1:10:04Speaker 1: good luck and keep us up to day dow on
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: what's going on. Okay, Okay, thank you for atty here.
- 1:10:09Speaker 1: We'll see later. Have a great day whatever you do.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Enjoy this weather because I don't know. It's supposed to
- 1:10:13Speaker 1: get kind of weird the next couple of days. I
- 1:10:15Speaker 1: guess they're seeing it might rain by Wednesday or Thursday.
- 1:10:17Speaker 4: Wednesday night into Thursday, yeah, and then again Friday into Saturday.
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I'm over that, and then Sunday East. You're
- 1:10:22Speaker 1: supposed to be nice though. Yeah, it's already Easter weekend
- 1:10:25Speaker 1: right all right. By the way, thank you to Waterberger
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: who just brought up a ton of food. Thank you
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: to Waterburger. There's so nice appreciation. Banana pudding shake. Oh
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: is it back?
- 1:10:37Speaker 6: It's back. Yeah, that's one of the ones I don't
- 1:10:39Speaker 6: do dairy, But that's one of the ones I can't
- 1:10:41Speaker 6: like pass up enormous ten seconds.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: Risk again, it's risky, risky.
- 1:10:51Speaker 5: So good. What else they got over there?
- 1:10:54Speaker 4: They got the bacon steakhouse double Yeah, that's the one
- 1:10:57Speaker 4: with the crispy fried onions.
- 1:10:58Speaker 1: It's so good.
- 1:10:58Speaker 6: You know.
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: The worst is I'm doing blood work today, so I
- 1:11:01Speaker 1: can't eat, yeah, or drink anything.
- 1:11:03Speaker 6: To get it after your test.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: Yeah, iish you, just knowing that it's like there down
- 1:11:09Speaker 1: the hallway and I smell it. It's so hard not
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: to just get out there and say, forget my blood.
- 1:11:14Speaker 6: Yeah, now you've come this far.
- 1:11:16Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: By the way, after speaking of blood, what pooh is
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: cut off? If you see poo in public eating candy
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: and sour patch kids, I haven't been. I haven't cut
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: him off. I haven't been because his blood sugar is
- 1:11:28Speaker 1: higher than snoop. It's a little high. That's what the
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: doctor said. Yeah he did, so no more candy, I haven't.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: We're a family. This is a family meeting right now, right,
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: You're right, no more, hold me accountable. I appreciate that.
- 1:11:40Speaker 6: Just say no.
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: Now you have people in grocery stores, people gonna be like, hey.
- 1:11:45Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I'm serious. Yeah, listen, we're one big family.
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: You're listening. You're a family. You're part of our dysfunctional family.
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: Yeah, no, don't please don't take pictures and sad. Please
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: do Yeah, yeah, no, I want you to put it
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: out and put him on blast.
- 1:12:03Speaker 6: This is ma hahaha blast.
- 1:12:06Speaker 1: Because this is for his health. Yeah, if you see
- 1:12:09Speaker 1: him at if you see Poo at a drive through,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: we should do a whole promotion, what like, you know,
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: fine Poo instead of where's Wallda, where's Pooh? Yeah, just
- 1:12:17Speaker 1: where's it? Because people already do it and I love it.
- 1:12:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:12:20Speaker 1: People, you cut somebody off on the tollway the other
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: day in the mixed vehicle and he was wearing earbuds.
- 1:12:25Speaker 1: He took a picture of him wearing earbuds in the
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: car eating sour Patch kids.
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: Swerving through traffic.
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: I'm living my best life. Now we're cutting you off
- 1:12:35Speaker 1: of those sour Patch kids.
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: He's reaching to grab the sour patch kins and floor
- 1:12:38Speaker 4: serving all.
- 1:12:39Speaker 5: Over six thirty five, all over the place.
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: So okay, all right, Just so you know, it's at
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: Billy on the radio, tag me, at candasan air, Yeah,
- 1:12:50Speaker 1: tag her, And it's at Poo on the radio. Yeah
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: tag him, fine, just call him out at the same time.
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: We'll see them all. I have a great day.