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OUTRO: Like A Bad Smell · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: Fan of the Hurdarcky Big for a podcast to make
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  Speaker 1: sure you check out more from Jay, Smike and Kezy
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  Speaker 1: on their Instagram at Hodracky Big Show. Fortuing into them
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  Speaker 1: four to seven every weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks mate, thanks man, thanks just giving us all a pin.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah mine's And then he's doing a really racist bow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, which is not cool, man, I'm not cool.
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  Speaker 3: You're a nap A nap I have?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, tell I have yeah, because you do the same
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  Speaker 4: thing my wife does is when she's had a nap,
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  Speaker 4: her eyes look slightly different for like an hour. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so you're fresh off a nap a net wish I
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  Speaker 4: wish I could.
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  Speaker 2: I just.
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  Speaker 5: Wish I could, But just doesn't happen for me. Have
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  Speaker 5: you have?
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  Speaker 3: You just don't solve this problem for a mate, Just leave.
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  Speaker 4: On that front, That's all I've got.
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  Speaker 2: Went to bed on Satday night just so tired, rooted,
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  Speaker 2: woke up.
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  Speaker 3: From doing what what do we do?
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  Speaker 4: I was just it's been busy, it's a busy week.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah you know what I mean, just stuff, yes.
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  Speaker 2: You know, on the home front as well, and just
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  Speaker 2: tied mentally and stuff moogie and went to bed absolutely
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  Speaker 2: crashed and woke up and went, oh, that was a
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  Speaker 2: good sleep. And it was one thirty in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: How is that?
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  Speaker 2: And my brain just went And that was me for
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  Speaker 2: the rest of Saturday night. Yeah good from one thirty,
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  Speaker 2: watching Game of Trucks on the couch and smoking darries
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  Speaker 2: not inside, by the way outside when you're going.
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  Speaker 3: To give up the dirries man, Honestly, it's getting.
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  Speaker 4: Because you're off the now off.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't know why you're still on the man.
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  Speaker 4: And also this is smoke free in here.
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  Speaker 5: I helped my daughter move that day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I think you hate.
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  Speaker 2: It when you're volunteer for that shit and then you
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  Speaker 2: arrive and you go, ohh.
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  Speaker 4: I've never helped anyone move before.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe not, that sounds about right.
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  Speaker 4: No one's ever asked me to. The one time I
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  Speaker 4: was going to help someone move, it was maybe Pugs.
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  Speaker 4: I offered up my truck, my trucke for like furniture
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  Speaker 4: shifting purposes, but he was fine because he had his
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  Speaker 4: dad there. It was my closest chance to actually helping
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  Speaker 4: someone move.
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  Speaker 2: Because I remember I remember actually park Sun moving actually
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  Speaker 2: and he had to hire a travel trailer for his
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  Speaker 2: box of Connie boxes of connies.
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  Speaker 4: That's right, yeah, yeah, and he had to put them
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  Speaker 4: all into one of those was it storage kings? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: two of those, which was pretty full on. You know
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  Speaker 4: how you can't nap? Yes, what if you didn't have
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  Speaker 4: seventeen coffees?
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  Speaker 5: I don't anymore. I've talked to you about that.
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  Speaker 3: He's talked to you about that. Man.
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  Speaker 5: I used to have about ten a day. Now I'm
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  Speaker 5: down to three.
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  Speaker 3: That's not how many red bulls do you have?
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  Speaker 5: No red bulls?
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  Speaker 3: You have one? On Friday?
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  Speaker 2: I had one, like, very very randomly. I mean we've
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  Speaker 2: talked before, Magie, haven't we about you and I? We
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  Speaker 2: used to hit the old energy drinks quite hard. That's
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  Speaker 2: well out of my life now, well out of my life.
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  Speaker 2: And for me, the red bull occasionally is actually like
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  Speaker 2: the taste of a red bull, and I never agreed
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  Speaker 2: having one.
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  Speaker 4: I wonder if it's caffeine free red bull?
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  Speaker 3: You agree?
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  Speaker 4: Not one single time since I've done the show with you.
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  Speaker 4: Have you ever had one and just shut up afterwards?
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  Speaker 4: I shouldn't have had one.
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  Speaker 5: That's the whole point. It fires me out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, fire up in a positive way. It's instantly, Oh man,
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  Speaker 4: I should.
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  Speaker 3: Not have had that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, how was your weekend, Magie?
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  Speaker 3: It's good man, Yeah, it was great.
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  Speaker 6: So we were up to about one o'clock in the
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  Speaker 6: morning with mum on Friday night. Marge Marge up to
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  Speaker 6: she's in the mid seventies now and she was up
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  Speaker 6: with us having a drink till all ours. It was
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  Speaker 6: bloody good, a lot of laughing, had a great time.
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  Speaker 6: And then we had the kid's birthday on Sunday. There, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that was that was great. Kids at the ball. I
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  Speaker 6: don't think I said a word to her all day. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: Like she just got into the party and that was it.
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  Speaker 3: Just hang out with their mates. Blood Is that your
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  Speaker 3: place at our place? Yep.
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  Speaker 6: Then we fed the kids up on all the things
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  Speaker 6: you feed kids up on at a birthday party, and
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  Speaker 6: then just got all the.
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  Speaker 3: Adults on the pass.
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  Speaker 4: Why there you go. That's a winner.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it quite a good way to.
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  Speaker 6: Do it, because otherwise it's just sort of like I
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  Speaker 6: feel like it can be enjoyable for adults as well,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean? How long was it just
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  Speaker 6: a couple of hours? But then some people didn't left
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  Speaker 6: till seven, right, So it started at midday and it
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  Speaker 6: was over at too, and some people left at seven.
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  Speaker 4: Were you pleased about that?
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  Speaker 3: It was good?
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  Speaker 4: That's good and that was good. Do you guys have
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  Speaker 4: mates that don't leave?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, not anymore because I've.
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  Speaker 4: You know, it's a it's like a com mean thing
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  Speaker 4: that people talk about. Oh, you can't invite them because
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  Speaker 4: they don't know when to leave and they were standing around.
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  Speaker 5: For a few People have talked to me about that.
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  Speaker 4: Actually really about me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh keys, he has a few beers ease and puts
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  Speaker 2: his feed out. Oh is that the time, kezy, it's.
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  Speaker 1: The whole arky Big Show days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
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  Speaker 1: They Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 4: There was one time, Yeah, Tom that used to work
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  Speaker 4: here and his partner Alice, they hosted us if they
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  Speaker 4: hosted us for us? Because a they hosted us for
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  Speaker 4: a Super Bowl party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I made my mac and cheese and they wanted to
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  Speaker 4: bring something and you could bring it in and had a
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  Speaker 4: big feed and watch the game and cheese. Yeah, mac
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  Speaker 4: and pees.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And everyone's on the person massively. Some people are
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  Speaker 4: doing other stuff as well. Let's all go. My wife
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  Speaker 4: brings me stile. When do you want to pick up
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  Speaker 4: us look around. Everyone's going handis and I jojo the usuals,
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, maybe like two hours. She's like okay.
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  Speaker 4: As soon as I said that, like half an hour later,
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  Speaker 4: everyone had left except for me, and it was me,
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  Speaker 4: Tom and Ellie and that fine about it. Tom's wife.
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  Speaker 4: You've met her several times. And it was like it
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  Speaker 4: was three quarters of an hour because my wife couldn't
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  Speaker 4: come get me straight away, and I was gonna because
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  Speaker 4: he told her.
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  Speaker 5: Two hours, so she organized something else.
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  Speaker 4: I and then She's liked, well, it's going to be
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  Speaker 4: forty five minutes. And so I just sat there with
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  Speaker 4: them and we just like watched the news and watched
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  Speaker 4: some other stuff. And I'm really keep on having fun
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  Speaker 4: because they sort of shutt all the fun stuff down.
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  Speaker 3: I guess.
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  Speaker 6: Also that finishes about four o'clock in the afternoon. That's right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: but we're all on a good vibe. And I was like,
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  Speaker 6: and then I just left. It's like, what's that about?
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  Speaker 3: You know?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I used to be notorious for being the last sure,
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  Speaker 2: you know, back in my heyday.
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  Speaker 4: Which is because ship now you're the first to go, wow,
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  Speaker 4: yeah you are.
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  Speaker 2: I am absolutely and you know because as long as
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  Speaker 2: they're still piss to be drunk back in the day, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll drink that piss. It's not I'm not going home
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  Speaker 2: till the pisses drunk. Backbone Where Now there was that
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  Speaker 2: famous party when all of twenty five of my mates
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  Speaker 2: after one of my good mates who went to a
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  Speaker 2: horrendous medical issue, got an acc payment which I told
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  Speaker 2: you about, and he brought bags of a certain herbert
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  Speaker 2: and just a truckload of pests and we all sat
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  Speaker 2: in a warehouse and drank and drink, and then there
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  Speaker 2: was blood smashed glass, vomiting, and old Hoody J was
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  Speaker 2: the last one standing, going.
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  Speaker 3: God, you fuck casts? Is that all you've got is
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  Speaker 3: wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: How long were you in the shed?
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  Speaker 5: For about half an hour?
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  Speaker 3: I love your story, has got how you're a messive backbone.
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  Speaker 5: You've got to them, um, but I think yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: was terrible believing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're right now.
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  Speaker 5: I'm the first to go. I'll go for an hour
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  Speaker 5: and go all right, thanks.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, Okay, showed my face.
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  Speaker 4: You're walking and go. So where's the exit? Where's the
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  Speaker 4: sort of the.
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  Speaker 3: Quickest quickest way out of here? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Or on Friday it was like, keez, you're gonna have
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  Speaker 4: to distract all those real wasted guys by the door
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  Speaker 4: so that I can sneak out that.
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  Speaker 6: My head didn't work either, because I was outside when
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  Speaker 6: you left and they still gave you there will cook
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  Speaker 6: me some fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, everywhere you go.
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  Speaker 2: First time anyone's ever asked me to stub this, stub
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  Speaker 2: my cigarette out.
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  Speaker 4: On their hand and you didn't do it.
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 5: I was going, no, man, I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Going to stub my cigarette and he was just going
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  Speaker 2: do it, man, do it man. I was like, no, dude,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to stub my cigarette out on your hand.
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  Speaker 5: And then he grabbed it and then and crashed.
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  Speaker 4: It in his hand, and I was like, that's a
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  Speaker 4: red dick move, wasn't it. And how old was this guy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe there was one guy.
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  Speaker 3: There was twenty six and thirty.
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  Speaker 4: Everyone was great, but there's always like a guy wasted
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  Speaker 4: who's about twenty four. He's ah, have a shot with me, easy,
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  Speaker 4: get on the person, and I'm like, you are what sorry?
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  Speaker 4: You are half his age in your pattern, wow, almost
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  Speaker 4: half his age and just constantly and wasted. And everywhere
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  Speaker 4: you go, it's cooked me some men get on the purse,
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  Speaker 4: get on the purse, and then get on the person,
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  Speaker 4: and he just couldn't comprehend it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, But I don't think people will understand
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  Speaker 6: that you don't really drink.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's that that thing.
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  Speaker 3: People are shocked by that.
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  Speaker 2: But his mate, he had two mates, and there was
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  Speaker 2: a young fellow going.
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  Speaker 5: Dude, just fucking back off. Let's go back off, man,
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  Speaker 5: leave him alone.
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  Speaker 3: The poor bar seventy embarrassed on his behalf.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, why wouldn't you put the cigarette out on him?
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  Speaker 4: Because you didn't want to hit him?
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  Speaker 5: I mean he was he wouldn't have felt and I
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  Speaker 5: know that much.
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  Speaker 3: Would you have done it? But why would I?
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  Speaker 4: A maid of mine was dating a girl who, when
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  Speaker 4: she got drunk, would purposely always put her cigarettes out
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  Speaker 4: on my mate's arm, a different mate. So he'd just
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  Speaker 4: be standing there like talking, and then she'd like sneak
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  Speaker 4: up and then burn his arm with a cigarette. Not
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  Speaker 4: her partner. She did it to him four times this
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  Speaker 4: one night her He didn't hit her, but because he's
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  Speaker 4: not like that, like he's not he's rich.
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  Speaker 3: Pretty vicious assault one.
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  Speaker 4: Hundred percent, and we su and then in the end.
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  Speaker 4: Turns out she was a bad, bad egg who shortly
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  Speaker 4: afterwards not on the scene like terrible and it was
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  Speaker 4: just like, Okay, that burning you with cigarettes is pretty
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  Speaker 4: fucked up. Why don't you just do it? Jase Man? Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 4: man be a backbone.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if he wanted me to do it on
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  Speaker 2: his nipple, I would have yes, or as fats, I
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  Speaker 2: used to put them out of my tongue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, yeah, what a legend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was a bad man.
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  Speaker 4: If someone came up, got their penis out and said,
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  Speaker 4: put your cigarette out on my fatus, you'd do it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, in the eye of the tiger.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Well we'll do that the day And Lou
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  Speaker 4: want me to put.
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  Speaker 5: My cigarette out on your father?
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  Speaker 4: No, not me. Don't know the listeners. Anyone comes in
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  Speaker 4: with your penis out, hoody jail will put it cigarette
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  Speaker 4: out on the tip of that penis.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, only do it if it's your butter mushroom keezy.
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  Speaker 3: Hey.
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  Speaker 4: Listening to the Hurdy Big Show four or seven every weekday, folks,
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  Speaker 4: Okay it's on radio Hurdak.
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  Speaker 5: Thanks mate,