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Joey Chestnut Saves America, Stories From The Past, Airport Beers · Three For The Money

• 0:00
  Okay, okay, okay.
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  We're here, we're back, it's three for the money.
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  Fourth of July was yesterday.
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  Today's the fifth of July.
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  That's how it works.
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  Yeah, not a lot has happened since last week.
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  What I can say happened is Joey Chestnut saved America.
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  That's true.
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  I was devastated when I saw the hot dog fest was canceled.
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  Yeah, for like 10 minutes.
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  There was an immediate outcry on the internet.
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  Everybody was like, you can't do this to us.
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  You can't rob this from us.
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  What are we going to do?
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  Yeah, that was, yeah.
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  And still the king.
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  He made it happen.
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  How many times in a row?
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  16 or something?
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  She's either his 16th or 17th.
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  Athlete.
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  He's the greatest athlete we've ever witnessed.
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  You have to, your body has to go through some shit.
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  Yeah.
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  To eat that many hot dogs.
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  He said he was going to go have a few beers after that too.
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  He was like, yeah, I still got some room.
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  He's got a few beers.
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  I was like, God.
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  I can't imagine eating more than like three hot dogs.
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  Really?
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  Yeah.
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  I had like 13 one time.
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  What?
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  Where?
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  In a sitting.
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  In a sitting?
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  Yeah, me and my girl had a hot dog eating contest one time.
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  That's adorable.
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  Did she beat you?
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  She did beat me.
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  They were all B Franks.
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  They weren't regular Franks.
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  If they were regular Franks, I probably,
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  I would have had a better chance.
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  But I don't know.
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  I don't like B Franks as much.
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  But don't you just swallow it whole?
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  I don't.
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  I mean, I chew it.
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  Slurp it?
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  I was like, no.
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  Did you do what Joey does?
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  No.
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  Brake some and dunk some?
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  That's what you got to do, man.
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  I'm not going to do that.
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  Did you set a time limit for this?
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  No.
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  It was just like, all day thing.
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  You didn't feel good?
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  Yeah.
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  Pretty much.
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  It's like an all day thing.
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  It's like about to go to bed.
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  And he's like, God.
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  One more.
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  I'm three dogs behind.
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  But I have to go to sleep.
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  I've got work in the morning.
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  No, I would say that.
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  All right.
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  Three more on the grill real quick.
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  Now we were in this band of one episode of a television show.
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  20 minutes.
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  Somewhere around there.
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  But I was at the gym the other day.
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  And I was at the hack squat machine.
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  And I was like, I really don't want to do this.
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  But on the TV in front of me was an ESPN 30 for 30 on Joe.
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  We Jaws chestnut.
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  And you know what?
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  This was Monday, I think.
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  It was either Monday or Sunday.
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  I was like, I have to do this for Joe.
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  For Joey.
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  For America's King.
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  Yeah.
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  Have you seen that 30 for 30?
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  No, it's wild.
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  I just saw the picture of it.
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  It's wild.
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  Not the picture, but the film without the sound.
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  It was about like the fall of like Kobayashi and the rise of Joey
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  Chestnut.
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  Yeah, when I was growing up, Kobayashi was the king.
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  He was the king.
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  It was kind of sad.
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  He went back to Japan and they exiled him almost.
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  What?
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  Yeah.
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  They just like, because he was like a failure in their eyes.
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  If you're a failure in Japan, they'll want to shoot you.
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  Right.
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  You got to be the best at your thing.
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  They did have this one.
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  I can't remember if they were talking to Kobayashi or Joey Chestnut.
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  They were doing like their, like how he eats the hot dogs.
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  And they showed the video of him like dunking it in water.
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  And it was like, after like the third dunk, there's so much like, there's like
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  soggy bread floating.
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  I was like, so gross.
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  And they show like all the other stuff like, because I have like these eating
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  competitions, like everywhere, it's like different foods.
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  There's just like one sushi one, one guy like 70 something rolls of sushi.
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  And it was, yeah.
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  Or like the little, I don't know, or 70 pieces pieces, I guess.
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  I don't know.
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  Maybe it was more than that.
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  It was like a lot.
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  How much raw fish can you consume before you like die?
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  Yeah, for real.
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  For the mercury poisoning.
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  Seriously.
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  Athletes, every single one of them.
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  I mean, yeah, they train their bodies to get it done.
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  What else, what else would you describe as an athlete?
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  I mean, I don't know, there's a competitive miss to it.
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  Some would say you're not an athlete if you don't wear a cup.
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  So I'm not some, but I don't know.
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  I don't know if I've heard that.
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  I mean, like basketball players network cubs.
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  Ladies don't work cubs.
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  That's true as well.
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  Is it really sports?
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  Nobody watches women's sports.
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  Maybe this argument is kind of valid.
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  It's pretty valid argument.
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  You guys have been watching Brittany Griner since she came back from whatever.
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  No.
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  A Russian prison.
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  Yeah, me neither.
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  We traded the angel of death for the harbinger of death.
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  For a fucking international drug smuggler.
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  No, like a nuclear arms.
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  No, we traded an international drug smuggler for a nuclear arms.
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  Oh, I see what you mean.
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  Yeah, a professional NBA drug smuggler.
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  WNBA.
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  You said NBA.
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  We'll let it slide this time.
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  That kind of saved Brittany Griner's career.
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  If you think about it, why was she, why was she over in Russia?
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  Because she was smuggling drugs.
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  Because she was playing in one of these bullshit basketball leagues.
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  She wasn't in the show.
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  She wasn't in the WNBA.
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  Now she's back.
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  She was still in the WNBA.
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  They get paid like six dollars an hour, so they have to like go play in overseas.
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  They have to resort to international crimes to pay this.
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  You all seen Breaking Bad?
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  Yeah.
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  Brittany Griner took notes.
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  She's like, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta break bad.
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  She had to break the bad.
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  That's foreign affairs talk with three for the money.
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  Yeah, of course.
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  Mr. White.
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  What we're best at?
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  Miss Griner.
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  Jesus.
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  Showed up my ass.
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  Gotta get this to Russia.
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  But free agent, the NBA and NHL free agency did kick in on the first Saturday.
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  NBA started the day before at 6 p.m. as we mentioned last time as it's so kind of weird.
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  But I don't know, I'm gonna go on a little bit of a rant right here.
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  But I was able to find the TSN stream to watch the NHL free agency frenzy show.
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  Because they were getting all the coverage for all the NHL news.
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  None of it was on like...
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  You can't watch it on ESPN.
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  Yeah, because they don't care about hockey.
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  Because they're debating between Jordan and LeBron.
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  Yeah, they're too busy doing that.
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  So I was able to find the TSN stream.
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  And in case you all didn't know, TSN stands for the sports network.
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  The Ohio State.
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  Yeah.
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  But after every single announcement of a signing, it was like, how does this affect the Toronto Maple Leafs?
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  They're the LeBron of the NHL.
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  How does this signing of Ryan O'Reilly and the National Predators, one of the biggest free agents in this free agency this year,
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  how does this affect the Toronto Maple Leafs?
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  It doesn't. It doesn't affect them at all.
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  So they announced that and they were like, alright, how does this Ryan Reeves signing really that Toronto signs?
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  No, it's Ryan Reeves.
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  Oh no.
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  You know, the bane of existence on all NHL players.
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  Then they go to an interview with him. A live interview. It's like Zoom or whatever.
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  He's outside, shades on, in Vegas. He's definitely hungover.
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  He's just like, hey, what's up guys?
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  He's like, what do you think that you can do for the Toronto Maple Leafs? He's like, who?
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  He was like, I don't know, I'm just going to beat people up.
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  He said that. He was just like, I'm just going to beat some people up.
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  Maybe score a goal every 10 games and then beat some people up.
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  Not even 10.
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  I think he's on a three goal average.
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  Could be. It's not very many.
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  He's out there getting cardio.
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  It's important. I know.
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  He's helping people's lights in.
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  But yeah. Free agency started.
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  I think I called it that Westbrook would stay with the Clippers. I think I said something like that.
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  I think we were pretty. I think we were all just kind of like, yeah.
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  I think I said either Clippers or the Rockets, which we can get to the Rockets in a little bit.
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  What do the Rockets sign?
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  Dylan Brooks.
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  Oh, right.
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  And they got someone who was actually kind of get a basketball.
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  I forget who.
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  They gave Dylan Brooks like $80 million.
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  Yeah, $80 million for four years. I remember that.
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  Everyone's like, oh yeah, learn Chinese, pal.
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  Now it just has to speak.
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  Now it just has to speak Texas.
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  Oh God.
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  Just throwing a couple of howdy's and you're good to go.
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  Howdy-duty.
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  Yeah, I can't remember all of the NBA free agency stuff just because the majority of the news was just,
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  what is Damien Lillard going to do?
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  Is he?
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  Loyalty anymore, man.
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  It's dead.
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  Things change.
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  I hope that's a joke.
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  Yeah.
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  I was like, I hope you're joking.
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  That was his whole thing.
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  I do though, I am like ditch the, never run away from the grind thing.
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  He's demanding to get traded to a team that just played in the NBA finals.
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  Or twice in the last three years.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Not a good look.
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  How old is he?
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  Not really that old.
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  Okay, because I feel like he's just been in Portland for,
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  I mean he has been in Portland.
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  Has he been there for like 13 years?
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  I mean his whole career.
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  He's been there for his whole career, I don't know.
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  I don't know how long though.
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  I don't know, if he doesn't look very old.
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  He's not. I'm looking it up now.
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  Um, and.
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  32.
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  He's had a bunch of injuries though, last few years.
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  He's kind of in that like, I need to win.
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  I mean, I definitely kind of mode.
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  I definitely get it.
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  I mean, he's like, nobody wants to come here because it's Portland.
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  Yeah.
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  Nobody wants to live in Portland.
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  A lawless wastelayer.
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  So bad.
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  Like legitimately without Lillard, they have like, well, I guess not like a scoot,
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  but still like they had one of the worst rosters in the league.
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  They had Narkic.
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  They, I think they still have him, but like he's always injured.
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  Yeah.
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  Like he had that like one, like pretty good year.
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  And since then, I feel like the bubble year when they like made that run ever since
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  then, I feel like make the playoffs ever since I feel like he's always heard.
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  Yeah.
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  So I mean, that's, that's really just been the bulk of the news on the NBA side.
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  Um,
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  Piss that Kyrie didn't sign somewhere.
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  Yeah.
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  I want to see some drama.
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  Yeah.
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  No, he re-signed with Alice.
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  Oh, he re-signed with the Dino.
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  Damn.
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  And then Hardin demanded a trade.
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  Yeah.
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  Third time in three years, I think.
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  Yeah.
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  Third time's the charm.
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  Where's he going?
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  I don't know, bro.
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  I mean, some people are saying back to the Rockets.
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  That's what I said last week.
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  Yeah.
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  I mean, he knows the strip club circuit there.
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  I mean, send them home.
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  Yeah.
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  Operation Fat James Hardin is about to go.
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  It's just, it's just like, I, like, I know that like, when you're a player in one of
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  these leagues, you should get some saying, where'd you go?
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  But like, this is just, he's never happy anywhere.
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  Yeah.
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  Who would trade for him?
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  I mean, he's still pretty good, or still really good.
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  Yeah.
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  I mean, I guess he can.
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  He's still average, just like, two points a game.
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  He's still a very good player.
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  It's just, I don't know.
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  It, when you're, when you're thinking about like, leveraging the future for the present,
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  like, the future becomes the future the next year.
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  Yeah.
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  He's gonna have to go to a team who is in like, who's in win now.
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  Yeah.
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  Because that's all he ever plays for.
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  Yeah.
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  You good?
• 15:15
  Yeah.
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  Sorry.
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  Okay.
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  Table broke.
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  Yeah.
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  We're fine.
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  I'm trying to think of any other pre-agents.
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  The NBA.
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  Dre Mom went back to Golden State.
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  Yeah.
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  We knew that was gonna happen.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  We knew that was gonna happen.
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  Yeah.
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  You can't really see him playing anywhere else.
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  No.
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  Nobody else would tolerate that.
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  Yeah.
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  Like, it's just, he's not like a goon, but he does operate in a goonish behavior.
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  And like, he can definitely get away with that in Golden State.
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  Because when everyone is on, they're like unbeatable.
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  So, yeah.
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  The goonish behavior can continue.
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  Just trying to look at other notable signings.
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  There weren't a whole lot of them.
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  I don't know.
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  I didn't feel like, so like I was mainly keeping up with NHL free agency.
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  Yeah.
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  I didn't love it.
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  Neither did I.
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  They weren't like.
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  I was like, this is okay.
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  They were like, so many.
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  After the first day.
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  It was not a big name.
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  Even like the first day, I was like, this is okay.
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  Like, there are so many one year deals.
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  Yeah.
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  And I'm like, what is this?
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  Like, all these guys are just gonna be back on the market next year.
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  All the same people.
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  And it's just like, what, one year?
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  Like, yeah, like, cool.
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  You got a bag, I guess.
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  But like, pretty cheap.
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  Like Dallas got Matt Duchain for $3 million.
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  Yeah.
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  For one year.
• 17:10
  Oh, is it just one year?
• 17:11
  Yeah.
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  That's wild.
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  And it's like, damn.
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  It's like, well, shit, we could have done that.
• 17:17
  Yeah.
• 17:18
  It's like, we could have kept him for that.
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  But damn.
• 17:23
  How do you feel about Duchain?
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  Definitely cut.
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  Definitely a shock.
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  Yeah.
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  That was a big shock when I saw it.
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  And it was, it was like, whoa, okay, we're going to be very bad.
• 17:38
  Yes.
• 17:39
  This is not going to be good, but tickets will be cheap.
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  Maybe I can go to some games this year.
• 17:47
  I don't think we'll be that bad.
• 17:49
  We're going to be worse, but we're not going to be.
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  I don't think it's going to be like the coyotes or anything.
• 17:55
  Yeah.
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  We're not going to be the coyotes.
• 17:59
  No, nobody can be the coyotes.
• 18:02
  Yeah.
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  That's a special, that's a specialty to be on.
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  After the free agent signings of us signing Ryan O'Reilly and, and Nyquist.
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  Yeah.
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  So those are huge.
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  That was like, whoa, maybe we'll be okay.
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  We'll just be okay.
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  Yeah.
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  And it was just like this Ryan O'Reilly signing, like, I feel like that's a steal that we got him at.
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  And you know, we're not going to win.
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  Like we're not going to like, we're not going to make the playoffs.
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  Never know.
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  I never do know.
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  But he's definitely like the veteran presence that you want with all of our young guys that are trying to make the lineup and stay in the lineup.
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  And become, you know, regular NHLers.
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  So when that was signed, that was, that was cool.
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  The Nyquist signing, like it's like, oh, okay.
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  Like, I like him too.
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  I've known that, you know, he's a good player.
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  I've always had him on my teams and like my franchise mode and shell.
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  While we, I don't know.
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  He's always a solid player.
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  He's just like really good.
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  Like, yeah.
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  Second third line guy. I don't know why.
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  I know it's happening.
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  Yeah.
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  And Luke Shen.
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  Fine.
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  It's fine for that much.
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  Yeah.
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  A bit suspicious, but at the same time, I don't know, we have the space.
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  We have so much cap space.
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  Should just got Connor McDavid.
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  Yeah, we should have just traded for.
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  What are we doing, Barry?
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  Just created for Connor McDavid.
• 19:47
  So we got Matthew Wood.
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  Former teammate of.
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  Badaard.
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  Yeah.
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  Former roommate.
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  Yeah.
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  And how do you say that guy's name?
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  Mullen Dyke.
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  Mullen Dyke.
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  He was on the same team with Badaard as well.
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  We're back.
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  Let's go.
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  Oh man.
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  I don't think Chicago is going to be bad.
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  No.
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  It's like the best player in the world, apparently.
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  Yeah.
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  But like, it's like they got.
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  They got someone.
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  They got Taylor Hall.
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  Yeah.
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  The trader for Taylor Hall.
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  And they got some other some other guy.
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  I like the dudes on TSN.
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  We're just like, Oh yeah, Connor Badaard could definitely score like 100 points.
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  Maybe even north of that.
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  Jesus.
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  I'm like, bro, he's a rookie.
• 20:39
  He's a rookie.
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  He hasn't played a single second.
• 20:42
  Of NHL I like and your calling.
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  for a hundred plus. Yeah. The last rookie to score a hundred points, I think, was Sydney Crosby, who also had a hundred penalty minutes.
• 20:56
  Really? Yeah. That's awesome. That same year. That's awesome. I know that. That's like my
• 21:03
  shell player stat. Yeah. A hundred points, a hundred pems. A hundred assists. Hundreds on the board. So, I don't know.
• 21:16
  Like, Chicago's going to be, I think they're going to be better than us, probably. They very well could be. I mean, I think having
• 21:25
  Soros is definitely like, is going to win us like a bunch of games. Corey Perry is the other one. That's who the fuck, yeah.
• 21:35
  That's fitting. Yeah. And they traded for him. They signed him for four million dollars. Yeah. For one year. Four for one.
• 21:46
  Ancient-ass Corey Perry. Jesus. That guy's still a pest, though. I fucking hate him. He's still a shit-disturber. I hate him so much.
• 21:57
  Yeah, he's not cool. I don't like him either. He's very uncool. He's probably the most uncool guy that I can make. Nobody likes him.
• 22:04
  Yeah. Nobody likes Corey Perry. Yeah, that guy sucks. I hope the Blackhawks make it to the final and losing him. I hope they don't make it to the
• 22:13
  end. I hope they're just bad. Yeah, I guess. I hope they don't make it that far. Well, you know, they... I hope they don't make the playoffs,
• 22:21
  so I'm being perfectly honest. Yeah. I hope they just miss the playoffs. In heartbreaking fashion. Yeah. So, like, the lottery pick that they get
• 22:34
  will not be good. But, yeah. What else? I'm just chilling. Cedar Rapids. Yeah. Just taking it day by day. Yeah. This is a riveting podcast.
• 22:50
  There's... I mean... We're coming up on the MLB All-Star Break 2, which is like... One day with no sports. Zero sports.
• 22:59
  Or two days. Yeah. Zero sports. Besides the WNBA. I think there's one day where there's not even WNBA game. So...
• 23:08
  That's not sports. As we discussed. I think I've told the story on here before of that last year. I turned on... One of those that day
• 23:17
  turned on... It was 10.30 in the morning. There was a WNBA game. It was the only game on... In the middle of the week. Yeah. It was like
• 23:25
  a Thursday. I was like, I'll turn on, put some action on it, see what happens. And I was watching it. I was watching it with one of my
• 23:33
  buddies at work. And after a while I was like, you know what? This really isn't like that bad. Like, it's... It's fine. They're almost good.
• 23:43
  And then as soon as I said it, there was like four possessions in a row. It was airball. Airball. It was like, okay. Never mind. This is terrible.
• 23:52
  Well, it was like that with watching the women's like Final Four. Oh yeah. And they're in CAA bracket because they're like...
• 24:05
  I do not remember who was in the Final Four. Iowa, LSU, some other... I don't know. I can't tell you. I just don't because I played in the
• 24:18
  National Championship. Yeah. So I don't know. But I'm pretty sure Iowa was playing this other team that I can't name.
• 24:28
  It might have been Louisville. It might have been Louisville actually. They got four. They were red. The team was red colored.
• 24:35
  But at halftime the score was like 18 to 27. I was like, oh, what is this? That's terrible. That's just...
• 24:52
  It's a different league, man. One time in high school, I was playing... I was playing church league basketball. Classic.
• 25:02
  And it was our first game. We had never played together before. We'd never practiced or anything. We got beat 23 to 8.
• 25:10
  It might have been 30 or something. But we scored eight points.
• 25:18
  So was this church basketball... was it like a weekly thing? Yeah. It was every Saturday. Every Saturday for how long?
• 25:30
  I don't know. I can't remember. A couple months. A few months. At our church we did a January basketball. Which was like...
• 25:40
  Yeah. Basketball in January. Yeah. Four weeks to climb the ladder. And then like... Eventually you play the adults.
• 25:50
  Play the parents. We never win that game. We did one year. We did one year. I would have gloated. And I made the winning shot.
• 26:04
  There you go. That's awesome. Wow. And I'm gloating now. I was in eighth grade. And somehow I was like, put me in! Put me in!
• 26:15
  Down under the basket. Hit that little square. Money every time. It's a layup. No, it's not a layup. It's not a layup.
• 26:28
  It wasn't a layup because I didn't charge towards the basket. I was planted. Every time. Money.
• 26:36
  That's what the coach says. You hit the red square and it goes in most of the time.
• 26:43
  That was my move. Whenever I played basketball in middle school. In elementary school. Eventually for church basketball. Upward basketball.
• 26:55
  Down low. Corner pocket. Money. Every time.
• 27:02
  My move was being absolutely useless. Losing the ball. Missing that. Ball fell.
• 27:14
  What? Boom.
• 27:16
  Getting hit in the face. Missing free throws. All the bad things.
• 27:23
  I was in the middle of a game. One of our games. This one kid. Air ball to free throw. Dead silent in the gym. His name was Rob. His dad was sitting there in the stands.
• 27:37
  He was here. Oh, Rob. I was like, oh, I would. Oh, no. I would just quit and walk out. Yeah. There was one time when I was playing basketball in elementary school.
• 27:54
  My shoe came untied as I was, you know, taking the, taking the ball out. Like we gained possession back. We were taking the ball back to the other side. My shoe came untied. And, you know, called a timeout like you do.
• 28:07
  And then my dad comes down from this, from the stands and tries to tie my shoe for me. And I'm like, what are you doing? I got this. I know how to tie a shoe.
• 28:21
  I must have been in like fourth, maybe fifth grade. So, you know, you're not like totally awkward with your body yet, but you're starting to like, you're starting to like get there where you're like embarrassed of everything.
• 28:37
  Yeah. So I was like, what are you doing?
• 28:41
  I was like when Alan Iverson's mom was bragging his hair before a game one time. It's like that. But worse.
• 28:52
  Yeah. Damn, I learned how to tie my shoes in kindergarten, bro.
• 28:56
  I learned. Yeah, I learned how to do that. Oh, yeah. They're like, I'm not saying I didn't know how to tie my shoes. I know. I'm just saying like, I don't know.
• 29:06
  I had a lady come teach us at school. Yeah. Wild. She had this little like fucking thing that was like shoes. No, it wasn't shoes.
• 29:19
  It was like this, this clipboard that had like holes drilled into it and painted on it was like a shoe. And it was like, this is how you do it. And then she just bring a shoe.
• 29:31
  Maybe she was wearing it. I don't know. That's just stinky feet. She had shoe laces. That's weird. That's odd. She was like, okay, put this over here. And I was like, all right.
• 29:47
  Okay.
• 29:48
  Your tax dollars at work fucking tie and shoes. A lady comes in with a not board with not even a real shoe, a cardboard shoe. Yeah, it's like, okay, and she got paid for that. She probably got paid to do that.
• 30:05
  Most likely, most likely. I mean, come in and do that for nobody does anything for free. Yeah.
• 30:11
  I remember I think this was like first grade or something. They try to like, make us learn Spanish for like half a year. They had some person come in like, not even like, well, back then you didn't have like periods.
• 30:25
  There's like, for like 20 minutes a day, somebody would come in and try to like teach us Spanish. We're like, like, six.
• 30:32
  And then I bet I know what happened. I bet I don't know why it stopped because some parent came in and was like, no, not my time. Okay.
• 30:47
  You're in first grade. You didn't know. I didn't know. It might have. It was definitely elementary school.
• 30:56
  So riveting stories from our past. The past episode.
• 31:03
  Flashback episode. The flashback episode. You know, every sitcom has a flashback episode or a clip show. Yeah, no. I hate that shit. So we shouldn't do it.
• 31:14
  To our listeners. I'm not going to do it. Doing it now.
• 31:19
  Not the clip episode. Okay. I'm not doing that. No.
• 31:22
  Okay.
• 31:24
  Sports sports. The Reds win today. They'll be five and one in their last six.
• 31:31
  They are pretty good. White hot. Yep. Right now. They won 12 in a row, lost three in a row. And I believe since then, since they lost three in a row, they're five and one.
• 31:43
  So it seems like us doing the pod has been good for the Reds. I think so. One thing doesn't hurt. I think it is. So my buddy, Josh, shout out.
• 31:53
  He had a kid and I said I brought up five and ones because since his son has been on this earth since I read the five.
• 32:04
  I mean, since he's been in this world, yes, good. Yeah. A good team. Oh, I mean, we're watching. We're watching it with him. He was he was in the room sleeping while we were watching.
• 32:16
  They had a walk off when it was electric. I want to be like, wake up. Swatch this.
• 32:27
  I tell you to shake babies, right? Yeah, that's what you got to do.
• 32:31
  They tell you to shake them when they're loud. Yeah. Yeah. You shake them enough and then they stop. They do stop. Yeah.
• 32:39
  Just shake them hard. You go to prison, but they do stuff. That's what they say. Five and one in their last six. They're probably going to win tonight.
• 32:50
  That would be nice. I don't know how to feel about this. This is very new for you. Yeah, they haven't been good in like, like over a decade. Yeah.
• 33:00
  So you're like, I don't know what to do. Right. You're like, maybe it's like when the winds happen, you're like, this is amazing. Yeah, I can't believe this. Yes.
• 33:12
  And so it's just going to get higher and higher. My dad said if we make the playoffs where we're going to a game, you have to. That's gonna be electric. Yeah.
• 33:22
  That'd be wild. I'm truly trying not to get my hopes up for that. Still in like July just started. You shouldn't. Two whole months of base or more than that, but two plus months of baseball left.
• 33:34
  It kind of sounds like when the Predators, the year they won the president's trophy. I mean, that year it was just like we were unstoppable. Yeah, like watching every game. Like we did have the mentality.
• 33:53
  Like we did go to the Stanley Cup final and we do have expectations. They had the run it back mentality for the entire year. Yeah.
• 34:01
  And but like us as fans, it still felt like didn't feel real. Yeah, it still felt like every game was like, I hope we can win. Yeah.
• 34:13
  That's what being, you know, a Tennessee sports fan is like. Yeah. In all aspects, NBA, NHL, NFL, college, you know, it's like, God, I hope we'll win today.
• 34:29
  It's never like, oh, we're going to beat the piss out of him. It's like, no, you're going in there. We'll see what happens. But like something's going wrong.
• 34:40
  I do think it is like really nice when from like a gambling perspective, you can get a feel for your team. Oh, yeah. Like, like, I honestly don't like betting on the Titans, because.
• 34:58
  I really don't like been on any of my teams. I rarely do it. I've been betting on the Reds a lot. Do you guys believe in paying for a win?
• 35:08
  We bet against your team. I have done that once with the Titans. It was when we beat the Chiefs and like insane game. Oh, they're like 33.
• 35:19
  Yeah. And I was like, I bet the Chiefs like minus six and a half or something. But you paid for a win and you were still happy. Yes, I was. But I was like, I could have been happier if I didn't lose money.
• 35:32
  I'm not even saying I would bet on I wouldn't have bet on the Titans, but I'm just not going to bet against them. That's the thing, though. It's like.
• 35:40
  I'm like, sometimes it's like you're not going to bet on the Titans because you're not going to bet on like pretty much any of your teams because you know they stink.
• 35:49
  Anything can go wrong. Yeah, like, like I've been a fan of these teams for 20 plus years. I have seen it from end to end.
• 35:59
  What can go wrong will go wrong at some point. I didn't really get really even bet on the Vols that much last year.
• 36:08
  They're the number one team in the country at one point.
• 36:12
  But I will I will say I'll bring up a little story when the Rams were the hottest team in the league Stafford's first year.
• 36:23
  You're the one the Super Bowl and we played them on Sunday Night Football.
• 36:27
  I just. Oh yeah, I just had I just knew I was like, we are at least going to cover this game.
• 36:34
  Sure, but we're going to win. Yeah, that's that's what I mean.
• 36:40
  Yeah, you do get it. Everyone was counting us out. We were we were I think we were more than a touchdown dogs in that thing.
• 36:47
  We're like nine. Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, we're at least going to cover. Yeah, sometimes you do kind of get that feeling, especially on the prime time.
• 36:55
  Yeah. When we played the bills two years ago, when Josh Allen got stuff to stuff at the one Titans Moneyline and that.
• 37:05
  And then three years ago, the COVID season, when we played them on like a Tuesday, I bet on the Titans that night because.
• 37:13
  Oh yeah, that was a Tuesday night. I just wanted some action.
• 37:16
  The King Henry stiff arm.
• 37:18
  We beat the shit out of them. We beat the fuck out of them. I remember I was like a bar watching. I was like, oh, dude, I was in a hotel.
• 37:27
  I was I was also quarantined. Yeah.
• 37:32
  We had an out we had an outbreak at the house and I was like, see ya. Yeah.
• 37:40
  It was like October at that point. Yeah. But it was like, it was really nice to have a Monday night game and then a Tuesday night game and then a Thursday night game.
• 37:54
  Oh, that was that season rock. Yeah, that's the way that people count that season out. That season was awesome.
• 37:59
  We had that random like Steelers Ravens like Wednesday afternoon. Yeah.
• 38:04
  Like 330 kick awesome. I left work early for that. I was like, I'm watching this game.
• 38:11
  And I bet the under it hit but it was like it was miserable because I think Pittsburgh was like scored really quick.
• 38:20
  Shit. Yeah, but people count that season out. I personally loved that. I did too.
• 38:25
  Even though I don't think the Titans got very far in the playoffs. I think they were.
• 38:31
  First round. That was when we lost to the Ravens.
• 38:36
  Yep. Oh yeah. Get about that. Yep. Because that was like a limited capacity.
• 38:42
  Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. That's all we remember from that game. Yep. That's all we. Yeah. Maybe you.
• 38:53
  No, I remember the game. It's just it's all that needs to be said about that game.
• 38:59
  Most games that we go to just being pissed off and sad. Exactly.
• 39:06
  There's very few games where I've left. I'm like, this is a good day. Yeah.
• 39:12
  That was awesome. We should do it again next week. I can't wait to run it back next week.
• 39:17
  Last year when we went, I only went to one game was the Broncos game. We won.
• 39:22
  Yeah. We always boring as hell. And it was so cold. I was like, we won. I don't care. Get me home.
• 39:29
  This sucks. Yeah. God, that game was miserable. 10 to seven or something. It was like 1613. Yeah.
• 39:38
  It was like 10 degrees. Yeah. This is brutal. It's pretty cold. It was brutal, but we did it.
• 39:46
  I had to borrow hand warmers because my those very nice ladies gave you what shirt didn't have pockets.
• 39:55
  Oh, yeah. You should. You should. You should. You like putting them like in my pants.
• 40:01
  That picture is on my Instagram. You should. You should. The picture. You should throw this up on the screen.
• 40:09
  So cold. Chris says it's like hands like tucked in my shirt and he's just like, okay, take the picture. Let's go home.
• 40:18
  So cold. I think that's posted on our Instagram. On our Instagram. Yeah, I think you're right.
• 40:24
  Because we all did something together. Yeah. Switching gears a little bit. I don't want to say I'm actively rooting against a child.
• 40:35
  But I really want this Will Smith kid for the sharks to be a total, total bust.
• 40:40
  Oh, I didn't just to make these people in the comments. Chris was putting up Numbies. Yeah.
• 40:47
  Chris put up some Numbies on TikTok for us. Terrified for a little bit.
• 40:51
  When you when you sent that in the in our group chat, I was like, this is awesome. The internet's not real.
• 40:57
  Those people aren't real. Also, people, I'm sorry, people in the comments think Viva La Vida is quote the most hype song can go suck one.
• 41:07
  Like that's not a hype. It's just not like it's good. It's not. But I've never sit there. Let's go.
• 41:15
  Right before a pump. I'm like, no, none of you have ever done that.
• 41:26
  Don't act like it is one act like don't try and take something that it's not one guy in the comments.
• 41:32
  I did like because there's this other guy who is being a dipshit.
• 41:36
  Like always, I'll give you say it's going to be bad because it's music.
• 41:40
  You call them a stud. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then some guy was like, this is a joke, bud. Yeah.
• 41:46
  You are a hero. Overall, that was good. But yeah, I kind of want him to I mean, not actively rooting against him.
• 42:02
  But if he turns out to be a bus, hashtag Chris was right called it.
• 42:08
  We'll have to wait like probably like six years. But yeah, that is true.
• 42:14
  I like that. I gauge six years because that's what the Red Wings just did to their sixth overall pick. Yeah, they were just like out.
• 42:24
  You're out of here. See ya. Yeah, Stevie Y has no no patience for Tom Fulery.
• 42:30
  If you're good, you're on. Yep. If you're not good, you out.
• 42:37
  Filly's just one against Tampa Bay. You had it. Is that relevant to you? What? Is that relevant to you? Yeah.
• 42:46
  Okay. Very congratulations to you. I was a little worried because I spilled some salt earlier today.
• 42:52
  So I was like, oh, no, I'm gonna lose all my bets. Spilled salt. Yeah. It's like a bad luck. I've never heard of that.
• 43:01
  Yeah, if you like, well, I threw some over my shoulder. Yeah, you're fine. I don't know if that always works though.
• 43:08
  That's what they say to do. I don't know if is that like a foolproof thing?
• 43:12
  Wait, I think I did do that one time and my mom saw me. She was like, what do you do? Just throw in salt. Just throw in salt.
• 43:21
  I threw it like I like faced away from my sink. So I threw it into my sink. That's good. I don't want to make a mess. I was hoping you were at like a restaurant or something.
• 43:33
  No, it was a home. There was a woman behind you and just like, ah, oh, sorry. God do it. I mean, it's like, oh, I spilled some salt and she was like, oh, I get it. You're fine.
• 43:46
  Oh, you're good. Don't worry. Let me pay for your meal. And then it's like, oh, the salt does work. See, just baseball. His, yeah, sucked. No football.
• 43:56
  How did the Bells officially done? How did your bets go for the championship game? Yes, went one and one because Pittsburgh got their shit rocked, but it went under.
• 44:08
  Okay. Okay. And that brings the overall record 19 and 12. What we take, we take. Yep. I forget what my XFL one was, but I think it was like 10 units.
• 44:19
  There it is. There it is. Pretty successful. Best amateur professional gambler in the country. Professional football better in the country. Chris Walker as of now.
• 44:34
  I would like to see, I would like to see some numbers, if I'm being honest, from somebody else who's been on every single XFL game in like half the US. Yeah, try us.
• 44:45
  What was that?
• 44:47
  Oh,
• 44:48
  Oh,
• 44:58
  Oh, also Friday, the Toronto Blue Jays are playing the Detroit Tigers. Alec Minoa is making his first start since like, months ago for the Blue Jays.
• 45:08
  He's terrible. So was that the one that got sent down? He got his shit rocked by much like 18 year olds. Yeah.
• 45:16
  So I'm going to be betting again. I probably will.
• 45:20
  That all the Tigers? Yeah, I can have a bad feeling now. Well, everyone's going to be on the Tigers.
• 45:27
  I'm just going to do it.
• 45:30
  You know, sometimes the public is right. No, yeah, definitely.
• 45:35
  It's a reason why the public is on, you know, a certain team.
• 45:41
  But also, I only get scared of the public when it's prime time in a fell. Yeah. And all the commentators get their picks.
• 45:52
  And all across the board is the like exact opposite of my pick. And I'm like, or, or all across the board, my pick.
• 46:04
  I like it when I have the opposite. Yeah. Okay. I worded that wrong. No, but yeah. When it's like I have the line or spread and it's just like all across the board.
• 46:14
  I'm like, we're doomed. Game hasn't even started. We're doomed.
• 46:19
  It's not good. Yeah. That all the commentators that that's death sentence. Yes, absolutely.
• 46:28
  I don't know if you all saw this October 21st. I saw a slate.
• 46:34
  Put this up to will. It's just makes Chris wet or a line for a lot of screen shot.
• 46:43
  Okay. Yeah, Tennessee. None of these times been determined dead. Obviously with Tennessee, Bama, Michigan, Michigan State one. No, October 21.
• 46:52
  No, no, no. Yeah, this is like we whatever. But yeah, the Michigan Michigan State and state Ohio State UCLA state.
• 47:00
  You tell USC, Clemson Miami, Texas Tech BYU conference game this year. Oh, yeah, Texas and Houston. Baylor Cincinnati could be alright.
• 47:11
  So, oh, you know, that was originally supposed to be the date of my sister's wedding.
• 47:18
  What happened? My dad said, no, no, no to the date or no to just the wedding. I don't know. I'm not sure.
• 47:27
  I was making a joke, but we talked about it one time and I think just something didn't work out with the venue or like they could they could get it moved up till September.
• 47:38
  But their wedding is week one of college football. Okay.
• 47:44
  Which is like, no, it's fine. But there's your look at it. I mean, when there's like two good games. Yeah, it's weak ones like I think week one.
• 47:56
  But I'm not sure. I think Tennessee and Virginia play on like Friday or something.
• 48:02
  Is it a friend? I'm trying to go. I swear to God. If I have to go to a fucking wedding this year, I probably will. I don't know. They play on Saturday. Okay. I don't even know who's who I would know that would be getting married.
• 48:16
  I'm going to one. But Tennessee plays like UT Martin or something. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, that's fine. I don't care about that. Yeah.
• 48:23
  But I don't know with with weddings. I get people that they hate them like in the fall.
• 48:32
  But have you ever been to a summer wedding? Yes, it's horrible. It's awful. I don't think it's so bad. Yeah, it's so hot.
• 48:44
  And it's usually out in this dusty field. You don't do that. You need to have it inside. Yeah. But God, they are well, like usually usually like the reception is like inside ceremony ceremony is like outside under some like old oak tree or something on an old slave plantation.
• 49:05
  Yeah, it's just so hot. It's awful. Yeah. So I'd rather I'd rather like just take the fall weddings, if they come around. Because it would be nice. Yeah, but then it might rain. Rain anytime.
• 49:24
  Oh, yeah. So that's first Saturday. There's not a whole lot. Yeah, it's like fine. It's state Indiana. It'll be on. We'll be excited to watch it. Obviously, you Alabama.
• 49:37
  Oh, God, really? Yeah. And then North Carolina, South Carolina. Isn't that those are the big ones? And it's not week one. That's week one. That's week one. Okay, it might be week zero.
• 49:48
  Week zero. It's worse. Yeah, week zero is like awful. I only think that I think what's the date on week one. I get confused.
• 49:57
  The second. Oh, hold on. May I? What day is the wedding? If you know on the top of your head? Well, I'm not going to say it out loud. All right.
• 50:09
  You should mention the venue, too. No. With the date and the address. Yeah. Yeah, this is the this is the Saturday slate. Week zero. Yeah. Or no, for the wedding. For the wedding. Oh, that's four. Yeah. Okay.
• 50:27
  This might be the one. Oh, Ole Miss, Alabama. Yeah, that's my mom's birthday. My mom and dad are going to Ole Miss, Alabama this year. It was my dad's birthday. Oh, I was like, why? Or it's my dad's father's day present. And it's on my mom's birthday. And that's going to be hell.
• 50:42
  Double trouble. Are you going? No. Okay. It's in Alabama. It's like, Nick Saban Lane Kiffin. Like, my mom couldn't have, couldn't pick two people more than she could.
• 50:56
  That is a nightmare. Yeah. Match up for any Tennessee fan. Not a whole lot. So Florida, Florida State Clemson. When you go to the Texas Baylor, the volunteer games with your family, does your dad go?
• 51:13
  He, I usually don't go. Well, last year, I didn't go to my family. If I go with my family, it's like my mom and my sisters. My dad went to the Ole Miss game last year, two years ago, when they started throwing shit on me. The mustard? Yeah. That was electric.
• 51:32
  I think, and then he went to Tennessee, no, he didn't go to that one. He went to Tennessee, Alabama within the last few years. He didn't go last year because we were at a wedding. Right.
• 51:42
  I'm sure he would have hated that. Oh, he would. He hated being, like he hated just watching. He hated being alive. Yeah. I didn't give a shit though. That was incredible.
• 51:57
  I remember that. Yeah. I think that's a game. Like, I'm not even a fan of like Tennessee, like per se, I guess. I guess I root for them because you're my friend. And it's like, oh, I like to see my friends happy.
• 52:16
  It's in my blood. It's like whatever to me, but I don't think I'll ever forget that game. That was just like, that game was so much fun. That game was the best. From like start to finish, it was just like, oh my God. It had everything.
• 52:31
  So many ups and downs. Yeah. It had everything. It had everything. And then, of course, the storming of the field just, my sisters, you remember my sister was there. She still has them.
• 52:45
  If you were at that game and you didn't go on the field, she still has like a, she has a patch of grass from. She just took some grass. I would do that shit. I think I heard something that like downtown Knoxville is offering like submarine, like trying to organize like
• 53:04
  some marine tours so they could go see the goalpost that's in the bottom of their. They got it out. That's not why I get it out. They've had to have gotten it out. That was the rowing goalpost in the river.
• 53:19
  You know, there's a conspiracy that about that goalpost. Oh yeah. Well, was this that maybe not probably that the goalpost were like flawed. Yeah. And that's why the Alabama kicker missed.
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  But the Tennessee kicker, but the Tennessee kicker made it. But then the students and the faculty were all in on it. Yeah, every fan was in on it. So that's why they dug the goalposts out of the ground and threw it in the river.
• 53:48
  Everybody was in on it, but the entire nation.
• 53:52
  That's hilarious. And they were like, get it out. Get out of here. I just love watching the videos of just the goalposts just like marching down the street.
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  Just like turning corners and just like, we're going to the river.
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  I remember I remember seeing a video of Peyton Manning going to like this bar and being like, it was probably his bar. Does he have a bar? Yeah, I didn't know that. So Loune 16.
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  Shout out. It's probably, I guess it was that bar. He's scared. Oh, he's it. There's fireworks going on. So bandit is afraid.
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  I don't know if you hear anything. But I just remember seeing this video that made me laugh because it was just two sides of a different coin.
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  Because Peyton Manning went up to like, I guess his bar on like, and there's like a stage for like a band or whatever. He goes, he says some shit about the game. And he's like, you guys ready to hear some good country music.
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  And everybody's like, yeah. And then, you know, Peyton Manning doesn't curse. So it's very wholesome what he says. He doesn't say like, we beat that ass. No gloating. Just like, how about the balls or whatever.
• 55:14
  How about the involves? Yeah. And then he brings up Morgan Wallen and Morgan Wallen, the complete opposite of Peyton Manning. Yeah, pretty much just goes, how about those motherfucking balls?
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  It's from Noxford. Yeah. Yeah. God, I don't know if you could tell by the all of his songs. No. I couldn't tell at all. I had to look that up on Wikipedia. I was like, hmm, I wonder where this man is from.
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  I just remember seeing that video that made me laugh so hard. Just very nice Peyton Manning. Oh yeah. Never seen Peyton Manning be mean except for that.
• 55:57
  Oh, well, no. What he yells on Jeff Saturday. Yes, I did see that. Please say it.
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  Is Jeff Saturday still the coach? No. No, I don't think so. Who's the coach? They hired like the Eagles, Cubic or OC or someone. Yeah. I feel dumb.
• 56:16
  I feel dumb for even asking that, but I try to keep like Colts. I mean, you said that, but I knew he wasn't bad first. I was like, is he?
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  Yeah, I had to think about it for a second. Just one. No, because I remember when they were interviewing other candidates, they interviewed Jeff Saturday twice.
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  Twice, yeah. I was like, oh, God, please. Just, I'm still like flabbergasted over that hiring. Like there's three games left in the season, I think.
• 56:48
  It was not a lot. Like Reich is out, but yeah. I feel like and then they were just like, hey, come quit your cushy ESPN job to come coach the NFL. Have you ever coached before?
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  Nice school. Coach my son's high school. He was like, oh, six and seven or something. Oh, you're hired. Just like, what a bonehead move.
• 57:10
  We had a bunch of bits. I love how they would. I love how they were like, we just want to get like a former player. It's like some juice. They had Reggie Wayne on the coaching staff.
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  One of the best wide receivers ever. And they were like, nah, Saturday. Yeah.
• 57:29
  If this guy played center, you know, his only job was to hike the ball to Peyton Manning and then Aaron Rogers for a little bit.
• 57:42
  Yeah, whatever. Anyway, whatever.
• 57:48
  Well, we don't have, we don't have any corners this week.
• 57:55
  Let's start getting into WNBA. Chris's WNBA corner. Fuck it. Why not?
• 58:01
  For the, just why not? For the gigs. Yeah. Just for the low. Well, I mean, there's that one day where there's nothing. So I got to bet on something. Sure. Yeah.
• 58:11
  The shakes won't let you.
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  I didn't gamble like two days last month.
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  Oh, round of applause.
• 58:21
  Just saying. How hard was it? Not very. Because I mean, one day I was traveling. So I just didn't like, we left early in the morning.
• 58:31
  I didn't have time to do any research or anything. And one dashed him really. I don't know. I think it was like really hung over. I was like, ah, just get me on this flight.
• 58:41
  Can't be looking up numbers. My head hurts. I don't want to look at numbers.
• 58:47
  I'm about to go flying through the air is defying gravity. God doesn't want us to do this.
• 58:55
  Don't want to make him mad. That generate when we, well, when we left our flight, like going to Boston, our flight got delayed.
• 59:05
  And so I was sitting in the airport and they had the Reds game on and I put a $25 free bet from MGM on Ellie De La Cruz at a home run.
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  And I was sitting at Party Foul watching a crushed one. $90 right there.
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  It feels so good. I was like, let's get on this flight. I'm pumped. They had no gets my two and a half that night. They won by like 15.
• 59:31
  That was a good day. Good day. It's a plane drinks. I did had a few. They didn't charge me either. Their machine was broken.
• 59:39
  Yeah, bro. That shit's never broken. They make sure to charge you. You had a great day. You didn't have a good day. You had a great day.
• 59:49
  He took my card and he was like, he was like, it's the machine's not working. I'll try to come back later.
• 59:55
  And then like we landed and he came by. He was like, I just don't worry about it. I was like, okay.
• 1:00:01
  Thanks for the free $8 beer on this flight. I paid $15 at an airport for a beer.
• 1:00:11
  See, I remember you saying that but like at the beers I got at the airport weren't like that. It was expensive because it's buying a beer in public.
• 1:00:21
  I was at one of the restaurants. Oh, we were at Party Foul and we went to a bar for a little bit.
• 1:00:27
  Weren't you at like the Tootsies in the airport? Yeah. Yeah, that sounds about right. Big mistake. Yeah. Don't go to like...
• 1:00:34
  I got four of them before I realized that they were $15 each. $15 each? Yes.
• 1:00:42
  Oh, thanks. $60. Four beers. Four beers. That was tough. That was a tough one.
• 1:00:51
  Before the Vegas flight we took last year, I went to like a kiosk and they had like a margarita and a can. I hate those.
• 1:01:01
  I was like, well, I'm about to be on a plane for six hours and this says 12.5%. So it's a six hour flight. It was out of six hours. Whatever.
• 1:01:09
  I was just curious. It was like three. Okay. It's not important.
• 1:01:15
  But I was like, I'm about to be on a plane that... Spirit Airlines. So I'm about to be very uncomfortable for a couple hours.
• 1:01:24
  And usually like I thought that if you buy stuff in the airport, you can bring it on the plane.
• 1:01:33
  This was last year. This was last year. I don't fly a lot. Yeah, neither do I. And I knew that.
• 1:01:40
  I've thought in food from an airport and taken it on the plane. Really? Like what? Yeah.
• 1:01:46
  Like in a package or just like... They sell like sandwiches and stuff. Like kiosk and... You can do that.
• 1:01:55
  And so I thought the same thing applied to alcohol. But he gave me a cup and it said,
• 1:02:00
  you cannot take this cup on an airplane. And I was just like, we are boarding. We are boarding right now.
• 1:02:08
  I chugged as much as I could. And I was like, here, somebody, anybody just take a sip of this.
• 1:02:14
  Yeah, we all kind of split it. And that was like $14, I think. Yeah. Getting an airport drunk is fun.
• 1:02:25
  It was also like 10 in the morning. Yeah. I was like, well, we're going to Vegas.
• 1:02:29
  I don't like flying as I had to get an airport drunk. I was like, if you're getting me on this fucking plane, I'm getting drunk.
• 1:02:38
  Kelsey, we... I was like, you don't understand. We got... I need like at least four or five hours.
• 1:02:44
  We have to get there five hours early so I can get drunk. Our flight ended up getting delayed, so that was nice.
• 1:02:51
  It is... Yeah, you just go... It's like, well, it's a hangout. Our flight's delayed. Let's have a beer. We didn't get to Boston at like 1 a.m. though. That sucked.
• 1:03:01
  That's tough. Well, I think that'll do it. One more quick before... No, just last one about flying.
• 1:03:09
  It was the first time I've flown in 22 years since I was like five. So I thought like the captain...
• 1:03:16
  And on like TV sometimes they're like, all right, we're now about to begin our descent into wherever the hell...
• 1:03:21
  I don't know if it was because it was so late. They didn't do it because people were sleeping or if you just didn't do it.
• 1:03:26
  I just felt it drop and I was like, what the fuck is going on?
• 1:03:32
  But like a second I looked around and I was like, okay, no one else was freaking out. So I think we're just... It's pretty standard.
• 1:03:37
  But like that second I was like... Yeah. What airline? Southwest.
• 1:03:43
  I was like, this is it. It was honestly probably because it was so late.
• 1:03:49
  Yeah, I wanted to like start banging on that thing. Like give me my oxygen. Somebody help me.
• 1:03:54
  As long as the masks don't drop. It was just like that like one second where I was like... Yeah.
• 1:04:00
  But then I was like, I looked around like people were just like sleeping. It was like, okay.
• 1:04:04
  Yeah, nobody's waking up. Yeah.
• 1:04:08
  And then when we landed the flight attendant was like, like we're got back to Nashville.
• 1:04:14
  The flight attendant was like, all right, we have now landed in Miami and everyone was like, what?
• 1:04:20
  Where are we? It's just like, oh, sorry, we're going there next to where in Nashville.
• 1:04:24
  Thank God.
• 1:04:27
  Did we get on the wrong plane? That'd be a rough one. That would be my hell.
• 1:04:32
  I've got to do this again.
• 1:04:35
  Anyway, that's going to do be it for us.
• 1:04:41
  Riveting episode.
• 1:04:43
  I don't think anything is going on between now and next time.
• 1:04:49
  We'll bring some topics.
• 1:04:52
  We'll be more prepared.
• 1:04:55
  We'll try this podcast.
• 1:05:00
  All right. Yeah, follow us on Twitter. Chris gambles every day like a degenerate.
• 1:05:06
  Doing pretty well.
• 1:05:08
  Doing great.
• 1:05:09
  Went five and two yesterday on 4th of July.
• 1:05:13
  Day before that, then we went six and one.
• 1:05:16
  So, yeah, you're also hot.
• 1:05:18
  Yeah, like the Reds.
• 1:05:21
  I've been betting on the Reds a lot too.
• 1:05:24
  There it is.
• 1:05:27
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• 1:05:31
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  Woo.
• 1:05:37
  Bye.