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Gossip Girl: The Serena Also Rises · Your One And Only Source

• 0:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hello, and welcome back to your one and only source.
• 0:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are your hosts.
• 0:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Phoebe.
• 0:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: My name is Caroline, and today we are recapping season two episode five of Gossip Girl, called.
• 0:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Serena also rises, you know what this makes me think of as one of my favorite movies of all time.
• 0:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ten things I hate about you, where Mr. Morgan says, so class, what did you think of the sun also rises?
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: The girl goes, I thought it was so romantic, and then Kat says romantic, Hemingway, he was an abusive alcoholic massage in his who squandered half his life
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: reminds me of how someone, we know my, my respond to that.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: True, true, true.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so that's just what I always think of inside of actually thinking of the book.
• 0:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: This song also rises.
• 1:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I think of.
• 1:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a place in my head.
• 1:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I didn't think of anything.
• 1:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just thought it was a bad time.
• 1:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just totally smooth, totally smooth rain when I read that.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I read this
• 1:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, okay, trigger word for Phoebe.
• 1:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: When you want her to just hold me back out and go blank, and when you're in the middle of an argument with Phoebe, and you want her to completely forget her point, just say, does ring also her eye this?
• 1:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she will be defenseless.
• 1:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Even if I didn't hate that title, I think that that would still jar me enough to make me.
• 1:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: He'd be like, why are you saying this, Caroline?
• 1:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Caroline, Caroline, Caroline, it's the sun all surprises.
• 1:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, oh my god, totally disoriented.
• 1:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's something completely wrong with this English major.
• 1:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She wouldn't have ever let anyone hear her get that name wrong.
• 1:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 1:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Another thing I've been thinking a lot recently is that Alex Earl really is the modern day, Serena Van der Witzen, for sure.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like in such a major way.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Definitely.
• 2:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, Jake is, I don't, Jake might be in the next gen, no, okay, no, wow, wow, no, I think you'd be like next gen, lots of girl, which I didn't watch.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So,
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: so jokes on me.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't watch it.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Click update on my bedazzling going really well.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank God.
• 2:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank God.
• 2:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe is like nasty and rude and cruel to me about my bedazzling hobby, but everyone in my life who would have support me is really happy.
• 2:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: We haven't had one conversation about your bedazzling.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or you, I mean, Phoebe, we've had them live on air.
• 2:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: What are you trying to do right now?
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like it's come up, but it's not like I have, Who's in the Carolina Bastard?
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, then I sent you photos of some of my work today.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: You didn't respond.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was at work.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you don't, you, you respond later.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: When someone sends you artwork.
• 3:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we'll be there.
• 3:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we'll be there.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Should we start talking about other hang-ups?
• 3:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Should we talk about other stuff?
• 3:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I lost the pictures.
• 3:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't know it could be done but she lost the digital photos I sent her her with in the last five hours She is well, she has misplaced them Oh my god, you find new ways to use technology every day.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do have a little bit of a little bit of a honey achy I won't call to my brain.
• 3:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it wouldn't be
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 3:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: What was your update about the bedazzling?
• 3:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that it's going really well and that I've been bedazzling some gorgeous designs and like I'm getting really serious about it.
• 3:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Good.
• 3:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: For once, she sounds happy for me.
• 3:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, she doesn't sound happy for me.
• 3:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, she says one thing her face tells a whole other story.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: If we're watching on the Patreon, you know, she shot daggers with that one.
• 3:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, right.
• 4:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she left the studio audience and was like,
• 4:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like made faces at them at the studio audience.
• 4:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, let's get into the happy.
• 4:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I do think we should we should quickly just know what today is.
• 4:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: My God, you guys, we are recording.
• 4:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why don't you, you tell everyone.
• 4:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're recording on the 16 year anniversary of pretty little liars, the show that saved me and Caroline's relationship.
• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's insane.
• 4:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rumor this time, right?
• 4:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guys, that was a total joke for how funny.
• 4:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wasn't sure.
• 4:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Here's a thing it didn't imagine in our relationship, but I don't remember what our relationship was like before.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: We either, like I have no memory of it.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, did we talk like where we, where we cool, where we like what it is?
• 4:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: colleagues like what was our relationship like before this?
• 4:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've known her.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I definitely known her forever even.
• 4:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've known her long and she's not me.
• 4:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've known her whole life.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I know her better than literally she knows what was all probably because I was like lucid and taking in things about her before she even like had object permanence.
• 5:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: But yeah, I just think I don't know what what we talked about before this.
• 5:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know if we
• 5:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: like I don't even remember so funny you mean somehow you got at the courage to ask me to do this.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean it's Miracle.
• 5:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we must have been on speaking terms.
• 5:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you must have been at least cordial.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: at least.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, anyway, but yeah, it's it is so funny that you don't remember either because truly no recollection, but hey, drama chill.
• 5:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but today, yeah, as the sweet 16 of pretty little layers, which is crazy, crazy, crazy, and just a reminder to all of you that just because we exist in the upper East side now, just because we took the portal from Rosewood,
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: What am I looking at?
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the end of the pilot on my TV right now.
• 6:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: End of the pilot of pretty little liars.
• 6:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, is that well then?
• 6:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's just that's the funeral.
• 6:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I just couldn't say- Oh, no, I see that.
• 6:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I said no, I said no.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Phoebe is celebrating.
• 6:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe is festive today, but- Well, Brett can have the genius idea to get cheeseburgers.
• 6:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: We had cheeseburgers for dinner.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 6:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the only, it's the only thing you can have on this day.
• 6:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to do that or chicken, oh my gosh.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which I really can't, but exactly, it was like, I can't find the recipe for chicken.
• 6:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
• 6:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can't find the recipe for vegan chicken.
• 6:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if it is, Riga wishes I would stop talking about that.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: especially that she's burger but girl we got you in 4k girl we got you in 4k and I get it cheese burger does it like does anybody work here?
• 6:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: anybody work here?
• 6:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: okay nobody wants to fucking work anymore like that is what today is.
• 7:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: in my brain the show premiered like Labor Day but the concept of summer starting
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this show started in being able to hang out with your friends in high school and I get to a hot Tuesday night and, like, honestly, you've been to stuff all day and then in my mind of the meered like the night before my my freshman year, but it must have just been that whole summer.
• 7:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but like, because I do and I do remember the memory of mom and dad like cooking on the deck, as I'm like standing in the den trying to fit in like a few more minutes of this show that I was so excited for.
• 7:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also that that was back when like you didn't like I feel like nowadays you get excited for a show once it's already out.
• 7:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like you're excited like word of mouth and social media is like the number one thing that gets to show out there, which is why we've sort of seen that a client of press tours, I think for a lot of these things until like it's already out there other than like to get people excited.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: But this was back in the day when I was like, you were tuning in at that time.
• 7:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: There was no place to stream it.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you recorded it, you could watch it again later.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like, this was your one chance to watch it.
• 8:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they would fucking tease the shit out of it for months.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so we would just be so high put it finally got here.
• 8:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was beautiful.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of how love Island is now.
• 8:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 8:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I turned to summer show and he just wanted to mention that I'm so glad you did guys.
• 8:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hope you celebrated by doing something something the liars wouldn't do or I was like what do you gonna murder somebody and I'm going to killing spree lake.
• 8:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 8:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's burger.
• 8:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go eat a cheeseburger.
• 8:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I freaking for eggs.
• 8:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go eat each cheeseburger.
• 8:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, all right, well, with that, oh, I do want to also mention sorry you don't complain.
• 8:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: It hasn't even meant 10 minutes.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I want to also mention that our summer Friday's special program is up and running.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And honestly,
• 8:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was a hit.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: We did our first summer Fridays episode last Friday.
• 8:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: We literally recorded it Thursday after the Love Island episode.
• 9:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's about as current as it could possibly be.
• 9:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we really dove into summer house reunion part two and the first week of Love Island.
• 9:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we touched on some other bravo shows, etc.
• 9:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: This week, we will be talking about the summer house reunion finale.
• 9:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I'm sure we're going to have much, much, much to unpack.
• 9:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to have part two of this other hospitality reunion.
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have our first eviction on the island under our belt.
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're going to have some new bombshells to discuss on Friday.
• 9:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next week is the finale of Real Hoth as a fruit island, which means we'll get the reunions, which I feel like you haven't been that locked into Rhode Island.
• 9:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I like, don't get it.
• 9:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am, I just sometimes forget to watch it.
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it is that weird thing because it's on a Sunday.
• 9:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like, you just think I'd have a show to watch on Monday, but then like you do, which is a such a nice trait when you realize.
• 9:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I think I have a self-consuming up to do, but I just don't want to run fun.
• 9:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a fun project.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to let me just go like, let it enjoy it while you have it because I know that you probably are going to hate Kelly and you hate Alex.
• 10:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: There will be a day when you realize that they're not coming back, and it will kind of, it will kind of disrupt the ecosystem is going to feel a little weird.
• 10:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 10:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I can imagine.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just got to season five.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I'm only fresh into season two.
• 10:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I've got some time.
• 10:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll make sure to live in the moment.
• 10:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's a Kelly Kelly is her crazy Kevin Simone is she said every person on my screen Mike and so what what drug are they on but like she's got to be on something
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: dude, her party antics are bonkers.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are going to mean, you're not prepared.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
• 10:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're just aren't.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait.
• 10:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you guys want to join us on this Rooney watching journey by the way, like we're we're going to be probably spicing it and sprinkling it into every single episode.
• 11:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: You record like a little bit of discourse about it because we're both watching it.
• 11:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you want, you should go back and watch Rooney with us from the very beginning.
• 11:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you have a lot on your plates a lot to watch, but again, we're clapping so to wait.
• 11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: We always have to.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We do do and we're like making it work.
• 11:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm making it work.
• 11:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm also a bit idling a lot.
• 11:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, are you kind of multi-task?
• 11:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah, but then you miss things.
• 11:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Something's going to suffer.
• 11:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway.
• 11:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 11:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, just make sure you tune in on Friday for summer Fridays.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I posted our watch schedule on the Instagram.
• 11:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's going to be really fun.
• 11:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe and I just, we, we are passion, our special interest is literally reality television.
• 11:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It just is.
• 11:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: We love to talk about it.
• 11:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: We get so energized and frankly goofy.
• 11:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thursday night's episode was a little bit goofy.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Later in the night, vintage vibes.
• 11:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Phoebe had a little bit a couple beers maybe or like goofy goofy woofies.
• 11:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you did it in.
• 11:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was just me.
• 11:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, that's awesome.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, oh, I wonder if she like had a beer.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: She like you didn't seem drunk.
• 12:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just seemed like like I was like, she called Amber.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I was like that's
• 12:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that just felt right.
• 12:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was listening to that episode and laughing out loud of the part where we said, if you want, you to name your kid an adjective, you better name them the opposite of what you want them to be.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because of since you're on my lunch, not bingsons here, so we, you know, we're like, don't name your kid off, let egg.
• 12:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe name your kid fat.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they won't be, and it is a name of your good big back.
• 12:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: We were goofy.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, I was cracking up.
• 12:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, well, let's get into this one.
• 12:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, we are starting and guys it is.
• 12:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have to make a little bit farther from your face, please.
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, it is fashion week.
• 12:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Get fucking stoked.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's epic and we're going to get a little montage of a bunch of runways and everything and then we go to water of designs and Blair is showing Eleanor the seeding chart for the event it's the water show funny to watch Blair with her mom and moments like this like she's just so different with her mom.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: the level of like I want you to be so proud of me.
• 13:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm also a little bit nervous about what you think of me.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm very similar to the actuals.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Very similar to Chuck and Bart.
• 13:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And his dad's exact similar relationship.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It really is.
• 13:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, obviously, a little is far more maternal and has more love to give than that.
• 13:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: but it's true like in terms of their like mommy and daddy issues.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: They really do mirror each other because like even when Blair Blair showing her the seating chart and she's like so thrilled to be able to help her mom out and she's put the girls from school on the first row and she's like that's okay right and she looks at her mom and like for a moment you see this moment of like
• 13:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Almost the way Little J is asking Ruby for permission to go do things like which we're just so it's so alien to see on Blair that it's kind of like a cute moment.
• 14:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And just I just need to say as I'm watching this show, I just cannot get over how brilliant of an actress late in mester is.
• 14:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Mm-hmm.
• 14:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Her line read, I mean, the depth that she gives to Blair, it actually does make her impossible to hate.
• 14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like not that you would ever hate Hannah, but it is like another actress could have gotten that role and not given Hannah the depth.
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Although Ashley Benson, let me say, on this high holy holiday, but I do think late and me stir as a far superior actress to Ashley Benson.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you said, okay, I know what you mean and I know what you mean and I know what you mean.
• 14:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know what you mean, but I'm thinking like Hannah is such a different person than who Ashley Benson is.
• 14:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so I think that her acting is actually more impressive and we think I feel like a lot of who Ashley Benson is also influenced who Hannah became.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that's true, but in the beginning, I don't know.
• 15:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I agree that ladies and ministers are better actors, but I just think, I think Ashley Benson deserves a little more credit.
• 15:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I'm not saying she's not a good actress.
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying like, I don't want to compare it.
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're acting performances here, because I think that like, I mean, let's just be really weren't saying retroactive M.A.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: for Ashley Benson.
• 15:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, we won't.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: But we're saying it for her.
• 15:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wasn't.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't even mean just in terms of the acting.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just mean like they both were able to give depth to their characters that I don't think was in the scripts.
• 15:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you're looking at it from that side, I would agree they both, they're toe to toe there.
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: just these lines like she just makes me a lot of every single line and that's amazing.
• 15:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: But so we leave the Atelier and we join Dan and Jenny, they're walking to school.
• 15:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan is apparently back to being invisible boy and happy to be so.
• 15:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so he's going to be staying home.
• 15:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's not going to be doing anything crazy.
• 16:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's going to work on his Yale app.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's changed his mind.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's no longer going to work going to apply to Dartmouth because apparently all of the Dartmouth staff got poached by Yale.
• 16:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's his new his new goal and have we heard of Noah Shapiro before?
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't think so.
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: The way to talk about him, it's like we should know who he is, but like, I, well, I think that's definitely how he's talking about it.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, okay, for sure.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Noah Shapiro, you guys know, Noah Shapiro, he's helping me choose my stories to submit.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's who's going to help him with this.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they're like, both going to class and Dan's like, aren't you going to be late and she's like, oh, it's like not a big deal, but ever.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, jokes on you, Dan, he leaves from the street, first mistake.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she tells the taxi, I'm like, we're immediately right on the top.
• 16:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: and saying.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she comes tomorrow.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, she calls Laurel and it's like, hey, sorry.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was in traffic.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm all my way now.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: So crazy.
• 16:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what else is crazy?
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: We find out later.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus has a lot.
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: And where he's like, I've been paying tens of thousands of dollars a year out of my ass for this school.
• 17:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know why I thought she was on scholarship.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's worse being someone who doesn't have this kind of money and finding it and making this work and her skipping school or being someone who doesn't have this kind of money having a scholarship and it's like I don't know which one is worse honestly.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I think one they're just disrespectful to different parties.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, one is disrespectful to yourself and to the school and the other is disrespectful to your father and yourself, but yeah, it's just so crazy like I I guess maybe Dan is on scholarship and so roof is like well, I'll send Jenny to I don't know, but I just kind of didn't realize that and it made it even more of like a holy shit Jenny like that is crazy work.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then we go to the van der Woodson's and Lily is getting a bunch of new art from backs who's back.
• 17:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, okay.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Notice that.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Rupus's former flame correct.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is this on purpose?
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: She like, oh, she likes to get closer to her.
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, no, she met Rupus because she was buying art for Lily.
• 18:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I forgot that.
• 18:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: So like, okay, that makes.
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: So actually this is this is Lily's turf.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you see, okay, okay, all right.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think the back says any idea?
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: it's crazy.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I need her to find out if they don't have a moment where she finds out that's like a such a waste.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll be so curious to see if we keep seeing her.
• 18:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like we don't.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I agree.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it is funny that they decided to use the same actresses that they also see in one storyline.
• 18:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would it would be such a great storyline if Rufus was dating her right now, but he's dating some other girl like Claire, whoever, but it would be like how epic would it be if he was dating backs and backs is helping Lily and then like they all had an awkward run in like hello.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: where were we when this writing room writers room was alive?
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was on the playground.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was fucking busy on the playground, working on the monkey bars, doing the swings, big time.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I was doing.
• 19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: So what were you doing, girl?
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I
• 19:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Serena comes on stairs is the back of the vest she's wearing a Union Jack.
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Phoebe had like a major Union Jack face.
• 19:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would have like went off my leg for that vest.
• 19:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: You were like tattooed the union jack across my entire body.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had a mess in my third grade backpack was a union jack.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Messing back.
• 19:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was like as big as Phoebe's entire body.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she was like, what I'm in front, so everybody.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: When I would walk to squad, basically be like walking at a tilt because it was so heavy, literally like you were upset.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why were you upset?
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe you didn't speak in a British accent.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I definitely did to myself.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, well, I didn't hear it enough.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Griffin might have been Britain.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, remember, no, I know Griffin was, I know Griffin was British.
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You were like nervous.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Griffin was one of the heaviest characters as a kid.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was no, no, Griffin was my favorite.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ex-boyfriend, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't really know how that work.
• 20:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: We did all the get her to you and Jack Masker.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: People are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people are a lot of people
• 20:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: by what they anyway.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Serena is in true Phoebe fashion sporting a union jack on the back of her first for some reason.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's the way I made for Phoebe.
• 20:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh Phoebe's like God, I have it got to have it.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I caught a cartoon with the eyes that go really
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's if you see me as if she had watched this when she was just like a few years younger It's to win just a few so when Serena comes down we learn about Poppy Lifting who last episode We said is based off of Anna Delvee, which is just so fucking funny to me I love that they're like in Serena vander.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's in meet your best friend Anna Delvee not knowing That's a lot.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and I'll be was still in the good graces of society.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's honestly you're
• 21:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, sorry to put you in this position.
• 22:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah, and you're doing it like before we've gotten into all of it.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I kind of would like to wait to answer that until I'm at the end.
• 22:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I do have an initial answer, but I'm afraid that I could be missing vital evidence and information that like would help me.
• 22:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So Caroline definitely is still team where this episode.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's just complicated.
• 22:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And here's what it's complicated about it's because Caroline sees herself in the player.
• 22:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, including in this episode.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's not what I was going to say, bitch.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's what that's kind of where you were going to get.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go like this.
• 22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did you guys hear this TV goes?
• 22:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you, are you team, well, I know you're loyal to Blair, but are you team Blair in this episode?
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm the least you said, and I think we can all agree.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: It wasn't any way, I shouldn't be.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, there is no team where, I'm so anyway, I was like, I'll have to answer that later, and then Phoebe's like, aha, it's because she is team Blair, not only is she team Blair, she sees herself in Blair in this episode, that I just said it was impossible for her.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you see, do you see how you put a few words on my mouth?
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, Phoebe keeps forgetting that like this is a record of line.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Phoebe keeps forgetting that we can hear the evidence of this baby.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is exactly what you said, bitch.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, and that came out wrong.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if anybody ever late to Serena on this episode, so, oh, always having a dull
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She is giving the characters that we just can't stick to people in our lives that it's like, you know who this is giving.
• 23:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Amanda Patula, yes, yes, yes, just tired of having a shit like dim my light for you 100%.
• 23:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's like couldn't be more out of touch.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 23:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: She loved it.
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just got to say all that was from someone who just matter.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like I was just going to say all she needed was a little push in that direction from someone she barely knows from a stranger.
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's done.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: My gosh, it's so transparent that's how she sees it.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, you got me, okay, you got me new best friend, barely even knows me and can see what she sees anymore than Blair ever did.
• 24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: yeah exactly um no i don't know that i'm team player as i was watching i was like okay and this is about episode for player um but there are a few things number and that is part of why i also mentioned like what an amazing after she is because it's like there should be so hard to root for but then it's like there's she creates this great area
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but I.
• 24:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she always she you see how you she gets there, but then she also at the end of the episode like comes back around.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, exactly.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: How does it kind of like has that moment where she tries to either make it right or does something that like.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: in her currency and her currency, it like makes it right, you know what I mean?
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she also, like, she, I think she's aware that what she's doing is wrong as she's doing it, which is another thing that like, like, I don't like the attitude with Serena where it's so flippant, where it's just like, I don't care who I heard.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to be like this.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're like, yeah, and like Blair is very much like,
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I know I, but also I can't like Blair is at the end of the day like a 16 17 year old with an unlimited bank account and she's so deeply insecure and like I think we just see like her mom and Serena are her greatest ops and they are the source of so much of her acting out like take those difficult relationships out of it and she's just not
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: doing that.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like don't get in the way of her mattering.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like so much deeper.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Serena's never had to fight for that, you know, your way that player has.
• 26:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I don't know.
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just hard for me like I just I see how badly like
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's hurt, and she's just like acting out because she's so hurt because all she wants the world is for her mother to love her and it feels like everybody is taking that from her and then it's like we see it time and time again, Mr. Raina, the same fucking situation and I think she just is immature at the end of the day, she at the end of the day, she is a kid since so much time trying to convince us she's not but like she is and well yeah
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily is thrilled about this new friendship with Serena and Poppy.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they've been in all the magazines and photographed everywhere, like whatever.
• 26:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as we're talking about this, Lily is like, oh, by the way, I want to look at this maple Thorpe piece and Serena reminds us that maple Thorpe takes photos of naked women and Lily in the least, like, yes.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, he's like, oh, I'm aware, oh, your mother's aware.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, they're really posed for me, both of them, and apparently it's very hastal, but she would like to purchase it back, and she really wants to purchase it so that she's like, I can share that with my kids.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, they should know every part of me.
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: They should know my whole life.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: They should.
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: They could learn from it too and say, oh, those stupid decisions I made turned out to be worth millions.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, and that's that she's like, I'm inspiring.
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she is, because Serena says you just became the coolest mom on the upper east side.
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm a little nervous.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, true.
• 27:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go to concerts and Chuck is stopping Blair as she goes into school and is like, look, I can I can help you.
• 27:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can make it so that Serena is no longer the Queen B.
• 27:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Remember last episode and I was like, why is Chuck doing this?
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't understand why he wants to play it and I'll be queen.
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is, here it is, this is why.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why isn't it freezing?
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I agree, I know it is more transparent, but last week I was thinking it meant like he wanted to see player.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I think he also reveled in.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think, I think, yeah, he was like,
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I think for him to like the line for him is so blurred between love and hate that it's like if you're feeling any sort of strong emotion because of me didn't that's better than you're right nothing you know well what was that episode title a couple episodes ago fine line between truck and me yes love and hate there you go yeah because exactly it's like he's like okay well you act in like I don't exist in you acting in different that I can handle but if you're crying you
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: you must care and you there's a chance you're at least talking to me you know you acknowledge me but i feel like also in this moment i was like oh he wanted Blair to be completely alone so that she would need him and he would have to come in and be the person who could help her build back up her army and along the way there were relationship with strengthens like
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know that I agree with it, Chuck, but now I understand like what you were trying to do, but Blair is good.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's all right.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's one interesting.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Candle this herself.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's positive.
• 29:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: She'll be able to be able to win back favor because she is seeding all of her friends in the front row of the fashion show.
• 29:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: All the miss she says, I'm the only Constance girl of cloud.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would venture to say you kind of need that on the back of a shirt.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm the only connal girl with clout.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, that's good.
• 29:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, let's go on this.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can you guys comment with ideas?
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I wanted to end all so and also remind us that we said this.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because we will forgot like as soon as 30 seconds five minutes.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm five minutes.
• 30:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe will listen to it again later.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, oh, remember this and then forget it again.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it's just, it's just going to happen.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I, I love you so much player.
• 30:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would venture to say.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena Van der Woodson does have some clouds.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's got some sort of poppy left in with Anna Delvee.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like, just wait until the coming Anna comes out and she has, I mean, she's the big one in her friends.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, just at the beginning of this episode, Caroline said, oh, she's Alex Earl.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could not.
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I almost fell.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was completely lost that.
• 30:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, you got it.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You could see it happen in real time.
• 30:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I think about watching this on video is that we can see when Phoebe just again goes dark.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Someone must have whispered in your mind.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can see me in all the rises.
• 30:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can see the moment when it goes dark, but then also the moment when SpongeBob plugs the two wires back in.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, exactly.
• 30:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can see the moment it all
• 31:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Blair goes up to the girls at school.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: She gives them all the tickets of the show, and they're very excited, but then fucking hazel is looking through the magazine.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she sees that Serena and Poppy were photographed together, and women's were a daily and all the girls are going Google Gaga over it, at which points Serena walks up, and the girls look jealous, and everything.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And of course, Serena, oh my god, what?
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't have seen that, can I take a look?
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: your mom is talking about it this fucking morning you have it you have it at Michaels right now getting framed getting framed you have taken multiple photos on your phone and send them into gossip girl under like star six seven because you wanted to be a post and Dan's like certain I'm I literally can see that it's you're not posting this but I'm just like it so she's like wait what oh my god
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't even see that.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is mortifying.
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually a different election record in Alexman camp in Roni saying, well, it's always nice to be photographed.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is this crazy?
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: You made this, you made the side of age is again.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's always nice to be photographed.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm glad that we've been able to add
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that was the first time I ever did a house.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She just kind of was a little bit transcendent on a comment.
• 32:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: How's your own comment?
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's all of it.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, that was for the good.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was really good.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was good.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was really good.
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's always like, like, seems like she was just scared.
• 32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like someone, someone just said, you last night where she does get when moving in falls off the surfboard.
• 32:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes,
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: it's giving mom.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was just gonna say that she's going to be pissed.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't get over when I realized that Ramona literally left the stage during the reunion because they were talking about nude fix.
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I really thought that I was like bad for her and it should be on the stage while someone else's nude pics were to scost.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She just gets up and he was like
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, why did she leave them like, well, um, just the dude picture.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: She keeps, it's, she's so funny to me.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my god, oh my god.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so, so basically they have this moment in Blair is like, fuck all of you, fuck you, fuck you, too.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: She says, I'll leave you to your fans and she walks away.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so pissed and then Chuck finds Blair and Blair's like Lashes out in such a major way that I wrote it down because it was so epic.
• 33:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: She goes, can you know what you give everyone Chuck?
• 33:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Missouri.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a reason you're always out here alone.
• 33:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nate's only friends with you out of habit.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: The only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey.
• 33:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And at least his lame 90s dad likes him.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's because he's something you'll never be a human being.
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, dude, no, it's not such a thing.
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, me, kind of him, she got him, got him, annihilated, bang, bang into the room.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Honestly, you are the friend that Blair needs, because you would walk around with her saying that, right after being say something like that, you say, don't change a word, that's it.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at her, I don't like Claire.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she doesn't have that line in there yet.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like the only person with fewer friends than you is Dan Humphrey.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm like, that's so good.
• 34:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, is it should we be bad?
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Should we just put a dad?
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys have little earpieces in, so you can like mention his dad mentioned his dad.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair, yep, I see the light in his eyes starting to dim, let's just send this home with a burnt bass mentioned go ahead.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And bang, all right, let's go on.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's because she's wearing the Meta glasses, so I can see Chuck's literally the light in his eyes.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, exactly.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I mean, what a crazy read.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, well, Serena just pissed me off.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm gonna go just absolutely annihilate the first man that I see.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not that he's not deserving, but it just is like so funny.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so then we go to Noah Shapiro's office and Dan is meeting with him.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Noah Shapiro is like, wait, you, you want to be a writer?
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Noah Shapiro's like, okay, you suck.
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, what are you with this?
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You saw as anyone ever told you, you're terrible at this.
• 35:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he's like, is there anything else you're good at?
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan's like, I mean, I've been told I could model and know it's like, so it's writing.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, we'll figure this out then.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just kidding.
• 35:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: But apparently everything's the same.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Noah Shapiro gives him the ultimate read, which is all of your stories are about a shelter a young man with girl trouble who lives with his daddy in Brooklyn.
• 35:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's the guy when you put up like that.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not that interesting, Lonely Boy.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, I'm also pretty privileged, Dan.
• 36:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would say, but what if that same sheltered boy ran a gossip blog?
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: What if?
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: What about that?
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure that would be absolutely riveting, but that's just completely unbelievable.
• 36:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 36:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Dan says, well, everybody says you need to write what you know and the guy goes go learn something else Jesus Christ learns something new right about that Dan's like wait no one's ever told me that I should like learn anything new they've kind of been like you've you pretty much max out on intelligence charisma charm looks like Dan's ego is so high that he's like the person who
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would have him that he could get into Yale for writing is as refits and as refits also taught him to write what you know.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Little does he know that as refits is in Rosewood PA fucking minors and writing a book about them.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Asking if you don't know it, you just stock them until you do.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: You just find out.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't know that way, you find out.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who will do anything for the story?
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, come on.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you're not a journalist but sometimes he had a lean back on those journalists to conscious and make a story out of it.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so that's what they're going to do in Shapiro, because when I was young, Charles Buchowski blew a shot glass off of my head with a rifle.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you just need to find your Buchowski and Dan's like, say no more Chuck, you're free and I am like, okay, we do learn that Dan might be the least creative person.
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: ever when we realized what he names the character.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I was a truck.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's not pretend that this was meant to be any sort of a secret.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're at the Atelier.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eleanor is absolutely freaking.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: She is in love with Jenny, keeps taking other people's mistakes after the lambasting them and then begging Jenny to fix them.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Laurel comes up with a seating chart and is like, this is a disaster.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't have any equals.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this has a poor planning.
• 37:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know how blurry we've been let this happen, but Eleanor show is at the same time as Mark Jacobs.
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, well, yeah, of course.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, sorry girl.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go to Marc Jacobs, but so everyone's going about one so they can't and Jenny is like, well, what about Serena and then shows her the women's birthday,
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny, you're going to regret it for the rest of your life.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's going to be a bad night.
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to say Anna.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: So the Vanderwoodsens, Dan is here, but not to see his ex-flame.
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why is this?
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: But to see his face.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: But to see his face.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, I just hate that Chuck seems surprised to see Dan because again, it's like, how did you get up here?
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: If Chuck didn't let you in.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm honestly surprised Chuck didn't say who let you up here.
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, well he goes, it's like the plague.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: He says when he sees Dan, I'm just like hilarious.
• 38:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then wait, there's also a lot of Dango's luck.
• 38:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you think I'm a boring sheltered nobody, and Chuck, I don't think of you.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was so good.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was so good.
• 39:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That was so good.
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think of you as so good.
• 39:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: imagine being Blair and Chuck's kids and getting in trouble.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god and they're both like they actually haven't been there by as they haven't learned from their own issues.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they need to also imagine you come down stairs and leggings in a baggy t-shirt and instead of Georgia
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are my casuals.
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those are my casual clothes.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Longer annuals.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I also like imagine you are a little girl who doesn't get invited to a birthday party and you go and wear your wear while to earth.
• 39:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let me tell you, you're having a bigger and better party the same day that everybody else is gonna wanna come to.
• 39:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, I mean, it's about to be a social suicide for somebody, not you, any language.
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, it's future good.
• 40:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it was nicely.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think of you.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's a gift I've been thinking of being.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, no, we know.
• 40:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: where's the news?
• 40:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Your number one past time.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no, we we know that.
• 40:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: He wants to experience new things and Chuck goes are you gay and then's like, well, no, but I do want to experience the world of Chuck Bass and Chuck says yes, and I'm like, it is so presumptuous for Dan to walk into Chuck's house and be like, hey, you're going to take me out tonight.
• 40:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you are asking him for a favor ultimately and like as much as Chuck is like a piece of shit, you also are like nasty to him, so it is kind of crazy for you to just assume that he will do this out of the goodness of his heart agree, so at the wall dwarves at the world doors, it's crash out of clock.
• 40:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which layer actually that's every out where's yelling I love and they're yells you can just tell She's truly all and she's like don't know how to go to high school around in the grocery Sponsored and I'm on rainfall Literally yelling she goes don't they know that without me they never see the inside of a fashion tent They'd be set behind the barricades with Peter
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
• 41:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
• 41:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so fucking mad.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she goes to look at her seating chart where she had put her classmates in the front row and it's fucking changed.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she's pissed.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: My god.
• 41:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And to wrote up, are you okay?
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, was it on purpose?
• 41:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a death wish for Jenny Humphrey?
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because why do you tell her a little jaded it?
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: How do you even?
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: What's that?
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are not really a.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
• 41:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ultimately,
• 41:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: purely loyal to Blair.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100%.
• 41:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she's like, I have information learnings.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So exact.
• 41:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have to.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it is, this is one of those moments though, where we see how it would be like the vice president knew that a country was going to wage war against us and decided not to tell the president, you know what?
• 42:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's such a good analogy for this.
• 42:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's suchly so funny.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's exactly what it would be like.
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: it's hilarious.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but this is one of those moments where I'm like, we see how fucking Mad Blair is, but at the same time she has tears in her eyes and you can see that she's like deeply hurt.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like she's like, oh my god, like this is really like Jenny is you surfing me with my own mother.
• 42:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like I get it when it's Serena.
• 42:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's the sparkly, shiny, beautiful thing.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Jenny,
• 42:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we find out that Serena and Blair have a ritual where every year there are backstage together during Eleanor Show.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like, yeah, I immediately knew that was going down the drain.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like every also I ever had Serena fucks it up because I think they're only rituals to Blair.
• 42:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, oh my god, they're special to Blair as soon as like it's just like a thing that's like happened.
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you think about Serena in this episode?
• 43:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, do you think that she's in the right, like, and no, I went back and forth a little bit.
• 43:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I don't, I don't really like love Serena.
• 43:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I don't, it's not like,
• 43:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the thing is like, like, like Serena, when Poppy called you, or when you hang out with Poppy and she's like, let's go to the show and the front row.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you're like, well, Blair and I do this thing, it's our ritual.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think even though Poppy convinces you that it'll be fine, I think the first call you make is we'll let me actually, it's Blair.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: But also, stop acting like you don't know your best friend.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair's not going to be okay with it and you know that.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: So when you pretend later that you thought she'd be happy for you, that's just you actually like being a bad friend because you do know how she's going to react.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And quite frankly, I think Serena, she does want to go to all the shiny things.
• 44:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't want to have to be burdened by being a good friend.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: and that's what Blair makes her do.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And sometimes she has to give up the shiny, pretty opportunities to be a good friend of Blair.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's just like if it were just a normal hangout or a study group okay but this is like a thing you do every year and I just think that like you should have seen this coming.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the fact that you didn't follow by what you say later in this episode makes me just like
• 44:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: want to root for Blair over you.
• 44:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, you know, Blair, that's a thing, Blair should not be more likable in Serena.
• 44:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she and yet she is, can yet she is.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 44:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So, this is also when Blair finds out from Eleanor.
• 44:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Jenny apparently has an end-up in that study she just doesn't go to school.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's actually says great.
• 44:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, it's sophomore, independent study, interesting.
• 45:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think so.
• 45:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so she's gonna be a school as Jenny and Laurel are walking in.
• 45:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair goes, you never learn to you.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, if I'm Jenny, I'm actually like, trying to make myself as tiny as I can
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Ali.
• 45:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Ali.
• 45:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Ali.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so then we go, what?
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck and Dan.
• 45:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, to be fair, Journey does apologize and says that she didn't, like, know what was going to happen.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair says no Blair to the charts.
• 45:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair says, you do now.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, you haven't been going to school, you've been there.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who do you think put all of Blair's best friends in the front row?
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 45:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you think it was moral?
• 45:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I don't know.
• 45:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You think Eleanor knows one of their names?
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Eleanor is like, and I think they're the minions, I don't know.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it's an Eleanor.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my gosh, and this is when we find out that this episode is a freaking sneak peek at despicable me, because in the front row of this...
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: When did it Kevin Kevin the minion Kevin Bob Kevin's one other there's a not no there's three main ones Kevin Bob and Eric I don't know I don't know it I don't know but there are dwarves All right, so Chuck and Dan are now having shots and Dan of being an asshole and like you Dan is having shots right let Chuck ordered six shots and he's gonna make Dan basically have all of them
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's like, this is all or nothing, like, if you struggle, I've got to like, do, did we want him to end up hospitalized?
• 46:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm like, Loki is a sugar pill because Chuck also took the pill and he acts complete and he also acts like he didn't drink.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even though he watched him take a shot, but he I think Chuck's tolerance will be pretty.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a good point.
• 47:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a good point.
• 47:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That you know, it was kind of crazy in the crash documentary with McKinsey Scherello.
• 47:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were like,
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: testing her blood and everything and they're like, okay, there's no alcohol, there were no psychedelics, there was no nothing, there was there was some THC and they're like, aha and literally to the point that the cop was like, yeah, well with all the evidence here, all the videos of her smoking pot, it would essentially be like her driving sober.
• 47:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is not a person who was on a custom to driving longer THC.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're literally going to pretend that's not there and say there's no way.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: like that's how much they've were like this girl.
• 47:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those fucking videos are for driving in smoking.
• 47:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, taking out.
• 47:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just, I don't think they're not only are you smoking in driving, but you're texting and driving essentially.
• 47:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you're taking both hands of yourself.
• 47:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
• 47:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Both hands on your phone, taking videos of yourself, posing, looking at the camera, not the road.
• 48:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is, I'm an obsessed with it.
• 48:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so crazy.
• 48:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, why did you do that?
• 48:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And why won't you tell us she did tell I guess the inmates she confessed to people at the jail that she did it Oh my gosh.
• 48:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this just came out The like seven nights really she told us she did it.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: She has no or more is and then she kept like a fucked-up scrapbook apparently I think of like all this stuff I need to read if she's talking talked about.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay, so they're a trip or a pill And Dan tries to say no and he's like no no
• 48:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're you're here with me.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, come into my bar.
• 48:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're you're playing by my rules.
• 48:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: You want to even tell Dan what it is.
• 48:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, how scared are you?
• 48:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would be really scared.
• 48:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan doesn't like seeing that scared though, but it is like Chuck here's a thing for me.
• 48:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like Chuck does take it to.
• 48:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: So in that moment, I would be like, okay, well, it's probably not like going to kill me.
• 48:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might have like a bad trip, but it's probably not going to like kill me because of like tampering because he just gave me, you know, I don't know.
• 49:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: At the Vanderbilt season, I have Dan with do this because I'm like, it's so not like him.
• 49:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily had Serena and Poppy over for dinner and I mean, Lily is obsessed.
• 49:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Poppy left in.
• 49:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's kind of I don't really get it.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And here's the thing, if this was our mom and we brought in a delvy over to our house for dinner, she would have, hey, that case, that case would have been close before the owners.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 49:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: She went up at first.
• 49:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: First she might have said, man, she's a little bit of an Eddie Haskell.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and then yeah, but she might meet her a few more times and say, uh, uh, and then she has a police escort waiting outside the restaurant.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like she's hired him now.
• 49:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: But she's hired a PI.
• 49:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, she's got she knows things about your friend, including her real last name.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like mom was like, and I knew from the get go.
• 49:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's that's mom.
• 49:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this person,
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lily is going through this thing where I'm like, Lily, do you care do you not care?
• 49:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like she can't since Rufus has kicked her out of the, like, shabby chic world of Brooklyn.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, then I'm going to go ahead first into the ultra-lex world of barbass and like, you know what I mean?
• 50:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so it's like, now these are the things I care about rather than going to the rock show in the middle of the day.
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I don't know.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena is like, trying to explain to Poppy and her mom that she needs to stick with the ritual with Blair and that she says, I know that Blair would never forgive me.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: For me, like, that's enough.
• 50:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, it doesn't matter how badly I want to do the same like Serena why have you not just called her up at this point, there should have been multiple phone calls or tax or something.
• 50:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: The other thing is like, it's not like this is something that you have to do.
• 50:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not like you're an influencer and you're being paid to sit in the front row of this thing or you have a contract.
• 50:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: it's not like you are it's like a scholarship to a school that you want to go to because obviously the Yale party is on that I which is next episode and I do think that's like one of Blair's worst episodes but it's like
• 50:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like it's not like it's one of those things where you can understand a little bit more serenemy and like I'm sorry, Lair, I have to do this.
• 51:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't have to do this.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is something that you want to do like you just stir like do I want to hang out with Poppy or Blair and if you know the Blair will never forgive you.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just think
• 51:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: why that's being the conversation.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they're all behind decides to compromise that yeah, they can sit in the front and then they'll invite Blair to the Mark Jacobs after party.
• 51:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Serena is like, okay, perfect.
• 51:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like Serena, you're completely missing the point of like what Blair Blair doesn't care about like who's party she's at.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's about like you and her being together in the quality time and that relationship because at the end of the day, do you think that relationships are the most important thing to Blair, which is why sort of like Sierra, she's very guarded.
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's very hard to get in, but once you get in, she'll really never let you go, but it's like,
• 51:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: She values that so, so, so much because those are like the few people that she feels she can trust.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 52:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, really gets a call from Beck's saying that the Maplethorpe has been sold to someone else.
• 52:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Lily says, find out who and give a better offer.
• 52:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So there's an all get the door at the Humphrey loft.
• 52:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus opens and it's Blair, who is some chicken noodle soup.
• 52:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He may as well jump right out of his skin.
• 52:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, why is Blair?
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: What does he say?
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to see a Blair of Brooklyn.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, literally.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Literally.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no, no, no, no, no.
• 52:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Kimmy Gibler of Brooklyn is Lily Van der Witzen.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is so true, the feeling of blur of Brooklyn is literally offensive.
• 52:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, wait, we're actually in Zain.
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really Vanessa.
• 52:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, she's literally different.
• 52:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: If we're not having fun with it, if we're not having fun with it, like, well, that's like, that's the obvious one.
• 52:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Of course, she's exactly.
• 52:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you didn't expect that literally.
• 52:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Vanessa is the Uncle Joey.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay, yeah, because she is the more like family like can we they're always a good how you know and like they're not like that What's the nice of for some reason?
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, so what has her facet when he opens the door?
• 53:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He says oh
• 53:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: what could we have possibly done the pleasure of Blair Wattworth?
• 53:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, what could we have done?
• 53:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 53:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she heard that Jenny's been sick.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Rufus is like, no, you have the wrong information.
• 53:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's fine.
• 53:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Blair says that headmistress Quiller told her that Jenny has had a bad case in mono.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: and has been in the last couple of days.
• 53:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, not a couple of weeks, 10 days, but yeah, 10 days.
• 53:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Rufus is like, well, I can't be fooled by you anymore, Blair.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't trust your motives about my daughter and whatever.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair says, whatever my motives may be, Mr. Humphrey facts or facts.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the fact is, Jenny has been to school in two weeks.
• 54:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And of course, Blair has had mistress Queller's home phone number saved to her cell phone.
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I just pass as a phone or Rufus and is like, you, I just want to call and check.
• 54:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I need to surprise that Rufus,
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: went through with it.
• 54:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure he would have, I'm surprised he didn't close the door and call on his own.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's how much he just doesn't trust.
• 54:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Johnny.
• 54:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you know.
• 54:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then we go to the back of Chuck's, Chuck's Luma and Dan is wasted.
• 54:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan had an awesome night.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: He said.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck is awesome.
• 54:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Chuck is pissed.
• 54:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's so annoying.
• 54:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's giving Caroline on my 21st birthday.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I had said, take off your shoes and get out of the Uber instead of telling me it's time to go when you found me in the stall.
• 54:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You say, hey, feed, take off your shoes, give me your shoes and then I leave and then you imagine that would I'd be charged with manslaughter about it about it.
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's a lot of happened that night.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: But anyway, Dan's feet are hot.
• 55:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck is like, take off your shoes.
• 55:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when he does that, Chuck, does he take Dan's phone?
• 55:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And wallet, okay, he stands phone.
• 55:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, why, we never find out like what happened with this.
• 55:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, don't just so he's stranded.
• 55:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know, but then Dan never later is like, by the way, gonna have it back.
• 55:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it's never mentioned again.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I give you an, I guess that's fair.
• 55:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, Dan's got some girl he kinda needs that.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: kind of needs that Chuck.
• 55:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So anyway, Chuck's like pull over and makes Dan get out in the middle of New York and he says to him tonight was nothing.
• 55:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a drunken idiot.
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: My amusement for the night.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Rufus goes to the Atelier and oh my god he finds little Jay.
• 55:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in big freaking trouble.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus or Blair is watching from the door and this is when we found out that Rufus is paying out of his pocket for her to go to the school and he tells her that she's going to be done with fashion now.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we go to the next morning and Jenny's like reading the paper.
• 55:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so fucking pissed.
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Important to note, Rufus is wearing a black shirt with red roses and braided on the shoulders.
• 56:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he's like, listen, this is like not that big of a deal.
• 56:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like somebody was sending me my assignments.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was doing him, and literally would have been fine after this week, but it's fashion week.
• 56:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like everything's just crazy.
• 56:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm sorry, but I'm just like, I'm really good at this.
• 56:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, do you understand, I had to convince them not to expel you.
• 56:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: So like now that you have a second chance, there is no wasting it.
• 56:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you need to go because you have an appointment with the headmistress, even though it's a Saturday.
• 56:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like that's.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: whatever.
• 56:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a journey like, and it's a journey, but it's a journey.
• 56:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny's like, it's a Saturday, and he goes the new better.
• 56:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Be grateful that she said that she would come in to talk to you, which is crazy.
• 56:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, it's a little journey.
• 56:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm afraid this important.
• 56:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That had mistress Queller said I couldn't wait till Monday.
• 56:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now I don't think either of these kids are important enough for this.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I agree.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair comes downstairs in her own home in Serena's there.
• 56:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Again, what's up?
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Need someone to explain to me.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: How do you get up here?
• 56:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just, how did you get up here?
• 56:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know you didn't climb like Vanessa.
• 56:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a try.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, but Lair has to find us in all her windows.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She can't get in.
• 57:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And her and, and she's Gargoyles for sure.
• 57:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: All her all around Blares when they were just like birds that have been pailed themselves and she's like, it's how I like it.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a reminder to other birds.
• 57:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, exactly.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Vanessa and her spare time definitely rock climbs.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, she's like, but like not even like she definitely is a gym that she goes to she also like free solos.
• 57:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's good.
• 57:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she is a rough guy was Mia and her mom rock climbing.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Vanessa's doing that daily, but then also and then she's also a run by her and she's like scaling this city is my playground.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like it can't be that hard.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: I've seen Spider-Man.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Blair is so pisses Rina hasn't been answering her calls and she's like you stole the girls at school And so he's like, well, it's not me.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't help but the girls just like me more.
• 58:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't help with my honey sweeter You need help It's terrible.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're being nasty to each other.
• 58:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Most Rina goes listen.
• 58:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Elias made a set front where I was a favor Ellie is so Did Ellie ask you or like
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I learned it's popular or did pop like stop acting like that's I don't know.
• 58:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then but then Ellen or does come in and say that she had already talked to Selena about it.
• 58:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, true.
• 58:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's it's also like I put a lot of blame on Ellen or I'm like come on you have how many times do I have to fucking teach you this.
• 58:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, we had the photo shoot last season.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caroline Blair, Blair Waldorf's best friend is also like in class with Eleanor about how to be a better mom.
• 58:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, listen, Eleanor, my client is very sensitive.
• 58:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And this is your situation all you know.
• 58:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: You were there.
• 58:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: We are not.
• 58:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're to stick and all.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Toped up.
• 58:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the art strike I'm in.
• 59:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, so when unpopular opinion, you're gonna hate this.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that,
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that Elinore and Elinore, and Elinore Montgomery, could be social friends.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I, what, what makes you think that?
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like they might like do kind of mean together.
• 59:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, Elinore Waldorf has never even smoked pot.
• 59:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just said where you drugged up.
• 59:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like joking, that was like, if I didn't know her that well and I was just Claire's manager and best friend.
• 59:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Socially, this is me speaking from a deeply personal level, which is that Eleanor Waldorf has never smoked pot.
• 59:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I think it'd be weird if she'd have kind of mean unless it was medically, but I also think that she's just like, I don't know, these fancy treatments for me.
• 59:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really understand it.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just like, I mean, we're all miserable.
• 59:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's New York, right?
• 59:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know that's like Eleanor.
• 59:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's a heavy drinker heavy drinker and she'll take prescription pills She'll take like she'll mix.
• 1:00:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what she does.
• 1:00:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: She mixes her prescription relaxation pills and alcohol and wine But she's not like doing drugs.
• 1:00:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think I think Eleanor was like low key not popular in high school.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah Again like I'd do
• 1:00:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it also makes sense why it's so important for Blair to be so popular because it's like almost like that would be the ultimate thing that can make her mother proud.
• 1:00:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: But her mom has already trying so hard to be popular in her adult life.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just even notice.
• 1:00:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I can write a book on this and you know what I don't have to because that's leaving on size of cars already doing it.
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I can't wait.
• 1:00:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, um, so Serena's like, when you know what, if this is such a big fucking deal, I'm just not going to go to the show and then either we'll pop your any of her friends, which like, okay, chill.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair says, well, at least now I won't have to watch the next episode of the Serena Show.
• 1:00:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena says, you know what, but yes, you are going to fucking watch it.
• 1:01:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to sit in front around.
• 1:01:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to fucking laugh.
• 1:01:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's another thing is like Blair Serena doesn't have original comebacks.
• 1:01:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like she only said that like her, she's just with holding or not with holding her actions, whereas Blair is like clever.
• 1:01:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like yeah, says things that cut these.
• 1:01:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's witty and smart and quick.
• 1:01:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so good.
• 1:01:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Dan's sharing his story with Shapiro, who does not love it.
• 1:01:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he does like this one character that Dan has written, creatively named Charlie Trout.
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who could it be?
• 1:01:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, why does what is Charlie's last name in next gen?
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have no idea, but not tried.
• 1:01:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like van, it's like, why don't we?
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: In my brain, like this, when I picture Charlie Trial, I picture Charlie from next time.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, honestly, correct.
• 1:01:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also realizing that next gen is coming back at some point.
• 1:01:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so excited.
• 1:01:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm so excited.
• 1:01:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like this second way.
• 1:01:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't wait.
• 1:01:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Shapiro wants Dan to write from his POV and Dan's like, I couldn't possibly do.
• 1:02:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dan is like, I can't wait for my gun.
• 1:02:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm already having an in-other degree action.
• 1:02:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, sorry, I don't speak douche.
• 1:02:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, I absolutely have the obsession.
• 1:02:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: The obsession sequel is Dan Humphrey wishing.
• 1:02:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wish I was Bart Bass for a day.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bart Bass?
• 1:02:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know Chuck Bass.
• 1:02:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, what?
• 1:02:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He wants to fuck Lily.
• 1:02:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so weird.
• 1:02:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, why did your mind immediately go to sex?
• 1:02:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, because it's kind of like the whole truck-fast thing, and Bart, I guess.
• 1:02:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, why else would dad want to be our best?
• 1:02:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't have sex with his girlfriend's mom.
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And his dad's ex.
• 1:02:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's see, I can't even run all over it.
• 1:02:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Dan's like, all right, fine, whatever.
• 1:02:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, look, you need to just like dig beneath the surface.
• 1:02:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You need to figure out what everyone has humanity.
• 1:02:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you got to find his and like whatever.
• 1:02:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's what Dan's going to do.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jenny's girlfriend went with the headmistress.
• 1:02:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go ahead, Jenny's ignoring calls and texts from Laurel.
• 1:03:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then she goes in to meet with Headmistress Queller.
• 1:03:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did you notice when she walks in to meet with her?
• 1:03:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's rolling her eyes.
• 1:03:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, I'm Andrew.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, have you lost?
• 1:03:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a man in the middle of walking into the reunion.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 1:03:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, God.
• 1:03:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Cat come and walk you up to order to pull a.
• 1:03:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And guys, so we guys were on the Patreon, you would see exactly what I was doing, which is exactly like a cat code.
• 1:03:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's of course.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you don't like my impressions, you wouldn't like the Patreon.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, Lily's no meeting with Baxter in the art dealer.
• 1:03:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have figured out who bought the Maple Thorpe.
• 1:03:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was freaking bar pass.
• 1:03:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily is like not too bad.
• 1:03:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't worry.
• 1:03:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Lily's thrilled.
• 1:03:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 1:03:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's thrilled.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not.
• 1:03:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: But it's like, I can barely even look at it.
• 1:03:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I can barely even look at it.
• 1:03:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can barely even look at it.
• 1:03:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like so sad because she's like, I just like shot the, I've never mentioned it to him, but this is the kind of husband I've always wanted.
• 1:04:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which is like so sweet for a moment.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: She really believes it like she got her fairytale.
• 1:04:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's so excited for him to come home.
• 1:04:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: She doesn't want him to leave again.
• 1:04:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then of course, you know.
• 1:04:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So we're at the fashion show and Jenny's there against all odds and Jenny Humphrey is in the building and then Serena and Poppy go to find their seat and they find that Serena has been moved to the back.
• 1:04:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's in the room and she I also could not get on like and this is this shows me who you are Serena because if I were Serena and I'd be like, oh, just it's fine.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll just sit back there It's not or I'll go be with Blair or whatever if I need to um, no um, no this this is a front row face Okay, this is a front row face
• 1:04:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I thought that Anthony was walking past the I thought that Anthony was walking in and that's why you started saying moves when you started saying no I was saying Anthony right now no
• 1:05:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't do that.
• 1:05:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought we were having a nice date.
• 1:05:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought we were having a nice date It was one of that.
• 1:05:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, all the time.
• 1:05:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna be like, no, no I can't see what's going to do it.
• 1:05:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I don't know.
• 1:05:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's kind of hot.
• 1:05:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, no, it is it
• 1:05:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it is fun to do.
• 1:05:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just pull out sometimes, anyway.
• 1:05:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's what Serena does though.
• 1:05:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: She was, no, no, no, no, no.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Jenny comes to save the day.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And well, actually, Blair comes over and says that there wasn't a mistake because Serena is supposed to be sitting in the back.
• 1:05:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Jenny walks over to the woman who told Serena that the seating is what it is, and Jenny's like,
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, that's wrong.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena is supposed to sit in the front in front of lair.
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Kind of a journey journey is like hey, hey, I don't know if you're visually impaired, but that's a front row face.
• 1:06:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what's not clocking to you, that's a front row face.
• 1:06:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, I guess you didn't realize that.
• 1:06:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then at least he's done.
• 1:06:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like she got back to lair.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: She went to lair.
• 1:06:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: She went to lair.
• 1:06:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: She goes this pointing to lair is a backstage face.
• 1:06:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: This pointing to Serena is a front row face face.
• 1:06:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Does everybody get it now?
• 1:06:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is everybody understand it now?
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, Serena could be a runway face if we wanted to.
• 1:06:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is my hand stamp.
• 1:06:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you still don't know what that's from?
• 1:06:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tell you every time I do that.
• 1:06:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I tell you every time I do it.
• 1:06:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Aquamarine, Cecilia, this is my hand stamp.
• 1:06:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's because I don't know.
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I remember.
• 1:06:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't.
• 1:06:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I can't stand but she's like,
• 1:06:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is that serene of intervals and for sure.
• 1:06:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's 100%.
• 1:06:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, Jenny goes back stage and Ellen were like yells at Blair and tells her choose spare the dramatics for one night.
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you spare me the dramatics for one day?
• 1:07:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, not as how Ellen was weeks to me and then she's so happily to Jenny like let's go back stage again She's like Jenny kissing the lips before the show starts
• 1:07:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck is calling his dad.
• 1:07:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's alone.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, I just thought we could have a drink and Bart's like, I don't want to fucking talk to you dude.
• 1:07:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he gets off the phone and it's really sad actually.
• 1:07:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is really sad and like Chuck is like, Chuck is literally like a son can't want maybe talk to his because yeah, Bart's like, well, what did you do wrong?
• 1:07:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do you want to get drunk?
• 1:07:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Chuck's like, I can't just want to have a drink with my father.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: and varts like, well, okay, but your father isn't like, it's like, that's kind of a two to a street.
• 1:07:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not super interested.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm, hey, I'm not coming like, I should know that.
• 1:07:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: But Dan over here's the whole thing and then sits down with him.
• 1:07:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she starts baiting him and his legs.
• 1:08:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dan's like the best you got last night.
• 1:08:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Then what Chuck's gonna pull out like heroin and be like, try this like literally don't do that Dan and Dan who just got off the phone with Ezra feds is like anything for the story anything for the story Ezra's like I am literally sleeping with one of my students.
• 1:08:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my, no, okay So like I'm telling you anything it whatever it takes, okay for the story
• 1:08:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Jenny is we're back at the show.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny has her dress that she made that she's gonna wear to the after party and she asks him to put it in the back and then Blair goes to whoever was talking to Jenny and is like, by the way, what is Jenny in charge of?
• 1:08:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I just, I want to help out.
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: We go back to Dan and Chuck and Dan is basically interviewing Chuck.
• 1:08:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like he's like asking about his dad.
• 1:08:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck says he's like me only older and meaner.
• 1:08:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, and then kind of so sad.
• 1:08:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and then chapter up to leave and go hit on a girl that he thinks is a prost to he actually goes up to a girl and even if hit on is the right word.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he's like, I will pay you cash upfront.
• 1:09:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what he that's his line.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and then the girl's boyfriend comes over and is like, did you think my girlfriend was a prostitute and then band sawks him in the face?
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, so what?
• 1:09:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Did what made you do that?
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's so out of character.
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And also, something tells me Chuck kind of handled it.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm, I'm calm, but I'm talking to the panel that I'm also just like,
• 1:09:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like Dan was like zero percent involved.
• 1:09:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then out of nowhere, he just comes and punches the guy in the face again.
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the guy probably would have gotten physical, but he wasn't.
• 1:09:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm-hmm.
• 1:09:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was just like you just made him physical.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, Dan's like again, I'm maybe he just did his line of coke and now he is feeling himself.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rufus gets to go to him.
• 1:09:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Jenny's not there.
• 1:09:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, and he has a voice mail from headmesters Queller and she's like listen, your fucking kid is out of control, and you need to call me immediately, and then Rufus is like, where could she be?
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could she be sees a fashion regardless?
• 1:10:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know just a place.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: So at the show, Laurel and Jenny are loving it.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Everything's going smoothly.
• 1:10:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then just what it's just what?
• 1:10:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Miranda Priest, he says in the double worst product one, and she goes, well, you know what this is.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when your whole life is falling apart, that's when you get a promotion or whatever.
• 1:10:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: What, yeah, or kind of a who's you or whatever.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's what this is.
• 1:10:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like everything is going so well at the show.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then all of their personal lives, it's absolute hell.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, we don't, we don't need to assume anything about Laurel's life.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
• 1:10:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right.
• 1:10:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what they say about assuming, I'm just like, no, I'll go, I was go.
• 1:10:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so Jenny goes backstage.
• 1:10:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's ignoring calls from Rufus, where the heck are the models?
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Models are gone.
• 1:10:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: This Blair Blair, this was like,
• 1:10:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: ways.
• 1:10:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think we may be up to the ante a little too much.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, Blair, here's the thing.
• 1:11:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because now you're screwing over your mom, the girls, your fashion week.
• 1:11:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and that's my thing is like, I think the Blair, her scheming capabilities are unmatched obviously.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's gifted at the plan.
• 1:11:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: But when she has to set something into motion like in the moment, and she doesn't have time to think through every possible like
• 1:11:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: thing that could go wrong, et cetera, she gets a little too impulsive and she lands, she's like overshoots by a lot.
• 1:11:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, and that's when it's really hard to get it done.
• 1:11:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's when it's like, uh, not that all of her well planned out schemes are like, forgivable, but you know, I'm saying, like, it's just,
• 1:11:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like this moment where she, like, it's like the all-stop thing in real time.
• 1:11:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, and she, like, I have to respond.
• 1:11:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like the all-stop center.
• 1:11:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like when she just saw it, she's like so overwhelmed, and she just needs to do something, so she does something, like, it's the only way she can, like, feel some semblance of control.
• 1:11:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, I'm making things bad, at least I'm making them something, at least I'm in control, you know?
• 1:11:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Blair sees Jenny as oh my god.
• 1:12:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know somehow the models got the idea they were overbooked So she's in the home and I am like Jenny is crazy.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny tells Laurel immediately that the models are gone I'm like, do you know how long I'm trying to keep this a secret?
• 1:12:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: forever.
• 1:12:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm trying to, until Serena is in a dress.
• 1:12:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but until it's essentially fixed and until they don't it, you're not doing it.
• 1:12:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:12:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 1:12:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
• 1:12:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then, but yeah, Jenny has the idea to have Serena and Poppy and everybody, like the minions kind of do it.
• 1:12:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then, not the minions' associates.
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: We go to jail, the cleaner, come on, we're in the clanket.
• 1:12:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're not to be confused with a derogatory term for AI, although we do love that.
• 1:12:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, we are, we're freaking locked up.
• 1:12:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so locked up.
• 1:12:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dang it.
• 1:12:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're going to go to jail.
• 1:12:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do you think it would be for?
• 1:12:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can't believe I'm asking you to admit a crime live out there.
• 1:13:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what it would be.
• 1:13:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got most likely, cry, what'd you do?
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it done?
• 1:13:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's right in the water mode.
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to name crimes.
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I want you to tell me like if I'm hot or a quarter.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, first one.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can say sure.
• 1:13:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: How do you call the girl line?
• 1:13:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nice, cool, okay.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, okay.
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-t
• 1:13:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She'd decapitated her boyfriend.
• 1:13:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm just saying, I'm just asking if that is more like what you think you would do or if you have something else.
• 1:13:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Caroline, I'm thinking of like swiping a candy bar at Target.
• 1:14:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Stealing?
• 1:14:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• 1:14:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, right, I forgot that's what Caroline draws the line.
• 1:14:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You have a thief, I did not take my sister for a thief.
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, like, did we miss the boat to have or replace a play?
• 1:14:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Showed areas?
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is that okay to say everybody?
• 1:14:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why wouldn't it be?
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why just mean like some people were weird about making movies about that kind of stuff?
• 1:14:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think when it's like, I mean, some people are weird about it, but I think a lot of the times it's like, when they're like glorifying the serial killer or it is a serial killer, she's not a serial killer.
• 1:14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is having Aubrey Plaza play or glorifying it?
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but I mean, but I want it, still.
• 1:14:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry, it's just like, it's all the documentary.
• 1:14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like two coup d of a trial for us to have not done anything with it.
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she just, she died her hair melcy brown for the trials, which she looked like and started dressing like a librarian.
• 1:15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: She stood, she stood in his living room with a lamp shade over her head behind a curtain.
• 1:15:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you've got to give it to her.
• 1:15:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: The girls got comedy chops.
• 1:15:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: I make it.
• 1:15:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe is like so scared that that is going to be the thing that gets me canceled.
• 1:15:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm just like, you know what that worried about it?
• 1:15:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying like, I'm not wearing a shirt that says I think Jodi area is didn't nothing wrong, I'm not wearing an eye heart Jodi area shirt.
• 1:15:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said do you think the crime that would get you in jail is more like her or Mackenzie Sharilla and you'll have to answer neither.
• 1:15:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, well, yeah, that is no fun because those were your options.
• 1:15:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, anyway, Dan and Chuck are in jail.
• 1:15:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: They didn't do anything like that.
• 1:15:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: We kind of already told you what happened is Dan punched someone and Chuck like, Chuck like how'd you get yourself in here?
• 1:15:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am like, Chuck, why, why did you guys are you in here, I know, so we do get this like kind of sincere, vulnerable moment between the two of them are Chuck, dank stand for having his back.
• 1:16:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like, I mean, honestly, once the last time Chuck has experienced that, if it's not Blair having Chuck's back, which we haven't really gotten to see yet, who who has Chuck's back.
• 1:16:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why he has all these relationships, like he's trying so hard at this fam, like familial relationships, is because he needs someone who's going to fucking choose him some time.
• 1:16:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, so he has so much loyalty to give, but he's not giving it for free.
• 1:16:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Chuck explains to Dan how his mom died and all these things and that that's why during child so much.
• 1:16:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, he thinks for Adam because Chuck killed her basically.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:16:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's saying and then Chuck gets let out.
• 1:16:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes and Chuck does say to Dan, he's like, look, I'm going to see if my lawyer can also have you released and then maybe they won't even have to talk to your dad and he and no one has to find out about this and they shake hands.
• 1:16:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like,
• 1:16:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: The other baskets home, the older meaner baskets home, and Lily is like, take them off bar, take off your pants.
• 1:17:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love you.
• 1:17:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not letting it go.
• 1:17:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Again, I'm taking you past but the rubbing it out the window.
• 1:17:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's Lily right now.
• 1:17:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: She wants to take off something she has to show me my newties.
• 1:17:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's full remodeling right now.
• 1:17:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Show me my newties, please, please.
• 1:17:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she loves it, but she's like, this isn't what I remember them looking like she's like, my body has changed a lot.
• 1:17:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't realize a much my body changed.
• 1:17:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, okay, this is great.
• 1:17:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like what about the maple syrup and he is like, what about it?
• 1:17:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or he's like, what about it?
• 1:17:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Harley.
• 1:17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's like, oh, you have a freaking dossier about me.
• 1:17:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: My god, he's like, by the way, no, you can't see it.
• 1:17:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, slutty vibes that we even want to.
• 1:17:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And no one else can see it either.
• 1:17:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually fucking having it burned as we speak.
• 1:17:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You, you whore.
• 1:18:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Can I say it one more time?
• 1:18:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're a whore.
• 1:18:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: He thinks that they could be used against the family one day.
• 1:18:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so he basically like hints that he's trying to do everything he can to make sure that no one ever has anything that they can use against the family.
• 1:18:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she's like, wait a freaking minute.
• 1:18:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: You hired a P.I.
• 1:18:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, sure to let one.
• 1:18:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's like, show me everything.
• 1:18:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, Ellie is freaking out at the fashion show.
• 1:18:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Totally freaking.
• 1:18:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And oh well, how handy that society goes or way if it's then.
• 1:18:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I let every time a Caroline does her, I would know her impression she like moves her.
• 1:18:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: She has.
• 1:18:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's just like, she's always like,
• 1:18:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what I mean?
• 1:18:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: She's always like jujurging.
• 1:18:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It was like a little bit like out of it.
• 1:18:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, uh oh my god I haven't had time to think today like that's kind of Ellen Arnold.
• 1:18:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's always like swarming a fly away from her.
• 1:18:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh She's like.
• 1:18:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she's like.
• 1:19:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she's like.
• 1:19:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, she's like re adjusting.
• 1:19:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like that thing that like kind of like older sheep women do
• 1:19:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, and then we go to Poppy and Serena and Serena is like, I know I'm in the dress with my hair done, but I can't do this.
• 1:19:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, I can't even work too much.
• 1:19:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't much.
• 1:19:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I deserve a shine.
• 1:19:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Tell me one more time that my face deserves to be on the cover of magazines.
• 1:19:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm here at once.
• 1:19:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm working.
• 1:19:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Serena went through all that she had to do to get ready to go on, but then wanted like the credit of having that one last like wait I shouldn't wait Yeah, I'm just going to her feelings.
• 1:19:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know she's like guys she asks everyone except for Blair who's like seething on the corner and be happy to tell her straight up like exactly what will happen if she does it But so poppy's like listen listen.
• 1:19:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had a friend like that fucking bitchy Blair.
• 1:19:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: I had a friend like her
• 1:19:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I always make myself less shiny and like not wanting to hurt Blair is just not a good reason to hide your light.
• 1:19:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's again, and this exact moment, like you did have choices.
• 1:20:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you chose the wrong one knowing who Blair and I'm not saying Blair is justified, but the thing is Serena, you know your best friend.
• 1:20:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: So you know how she's going to react, you know, and also how she's going to be you know your best friend.
• 1:20:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I would maybe check to someone that this was the right dress.
• 1:20:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: and Phoebe said it.
• 1:20:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And now we've said it.
• 1:20:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 1:20:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Susie is like, you know what?
• 1:20:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck it.
• 1:20:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Rare!
• 1:20:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pause up, let's go.
• 1:20:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Blair's like, by the way, here's your dress.
• 1:20:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Serena's like, thank you for finally fucking supporting me.
• 1:20:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Slaps are leaves.
• 1:20:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: She didn't slap her, but she didn't slap her.
• 1:20:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Matter of work.
• 1:20:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Serena walks out, everyone goes cry.
• 1:20:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crowd goes, wow, y'all, she's in this green dress.
• 1:20:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, this is actually an iconic look.
• 1:20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: a hundred percent.
• 1:20:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: She has her hair like ratted up so that it looks like it's like a bob but it's like the big volume.
• 1:20:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's all messy and then she's doing her lean dress.
• 1:20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's doing the Blake lively face with her.
• 1:20:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like literally we got the Shay Mitchell smirk and we got the Blake lively.
• 1:21:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's got to be like, it's got to be like, oh, work on it.
• 1:21:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to see it and then like think that that's what I want to do and then I can't take credit for.
• 1:21:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will get there.
• 1:21:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I will get there.
• 1:21:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, she's got like the strapless bright green dress.
• 1:21:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like princess cuts like out.
• 1:21:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like honestly it's such a good look What Carolina fly for fashion internship
• 1:21:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I did a best restaurant college as, and I know reminding mom of this again now, she probably just crashed the car.
• 1:21:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She could not be, when that happened, I was like, um, believe it.
• 1:21:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Guess what?
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Guess what?
• 1:21:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two of her kids have won best restaurants before.
• 1:21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So she shouldn't have been surprised when it happened to me.
• 1:21:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, she just said, well, of course, I could have seen this coming.
• 1:21:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it actually is kind of crazy that we want to live a course of quite We, who's arguably the best rest.
• 1:22:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, I was from sharp and answered.
• 1:22:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, okay, sure.
• 1:22:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Serena goes out in the dress and then Jenny is like looking for Serena holding Serena's real dress and Blair is like, wait a minute.
• 1:22:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: You mean Serena is on stage at Eleanor Waldorf showing a dress not made by Eleanor Waldorf?
• 1:22:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: And LEC's at him freaks out because guys, this is not just any fucking dress.
• 1:22:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's the dress.
• 1:22:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a little jade, isn't she?
• 1:22:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny and Blair talking.
• 1:22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, why can't you just fucking leave me alone like I'm leaving you alone.
• 1:22:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, please leave me alone and Blair just like snaps because um she's like
• 1:22:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is it Jenny's tell is Blair like I worked for oh no Jenny tells Blair Blair you have worked for every single thing you have in Serena just gets to glide right through and like I see you when I see that That's why I want to not my friend fucking suck.
• 1:23:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I wanted to be your friend for a reason.
• 1:23:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted you to like me and like
• 1:23:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those words are just so bad.
• 1:23:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a crack to Blair, but it's also like not in like a bad way, not in like a tell me I have a front row face kind of way like with serene.
• 1:23:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's more just like, those are like directly feeding into herself worth and not bucket is filled so like infrequently.
• 1:23:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's it's sad.
• 1:23:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Chuck is checking out of jail and they gave him the wrong bag.
• 1:23:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: The crazy fuck up, by the way, they gave him Dan's bag and he pulls out.
• 1:23:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: The paper that Dan wrote about Charlie Trowett.
• 1:23:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: with all these notes to get to the story, get his secret, like whatever, and like then why are we traveling with this?
• 1:23:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are we meeting towards the trout out?
• 1:23:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Was this the only thing that you had on your person?
• 1:23:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy.
• 1:23:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's the only thing in the bag.
• 1:23:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: We doesn't have as phone or as wallet.
• 1:23:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: A moleskin, nope, yeah.
• 1:23:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: With the hell that like Chuck might not think too.
• 1:24:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Either that are a composition notebook, like that's what Dan's writing in, or a yellow legal pad.
• 1:24:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, but I'm being honest with me with the only reason I'm saying like what happened to a little notebook like that is like Chuck wouldn't have been able to see it.
• 1:24:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like it's fully imprinted out piece of paper that like folded up with the red and right like so I catch what if it's a lot of your pocket down exactly.
• 1:24:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Chuck would to pick it up in front of you like you were like down to get wild tonight anything could have happened like who knows so far away going through everything that he found about her and the music listen I'm not ashamed of my past I don't care if my children know these things about my past and then he pulls out an envelope he's like well do you want your heads to know about this.
• 1:24:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we don't find out what it is, but by the end of the episode, Lily's like, okay, Bart, whatever you say.
• 1:24:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so whatever wasn't that fucking envelope, it was not good bears.
• 1:24:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 1:24:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So blackmailing your new wife.
• 1:24:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Who was like ready to throw down?
• 1:24:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: You could have just so quickly switched that narrative and your own had him.
• 1:25:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like, yeah, I'll just tell her that I got the maple for her.
• 1:25:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Put it in your bathroom and off of our bedroom where nobody will ever see it.
• 1:25:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then it's protected in the house.
• 1:25:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like,
• 1:25:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: She thinks I did it for her, but really I did it for me.
• 1:25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So we go back to jail and Chuck goes up to Dan with the story and is like, you want your back, you're freaking, but you're back, freak.
• 1:25:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I used to not think of you.
• 1:25:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now we're thinking of you a lot and he goes, by the way, I was lying about my mother.
• 1:25:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm other guy in a plane crash in the end, he's when I was six.
• 1:25:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: What a crazy story to just like come up with.
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you know the truth?
• 1:25:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think his mother's alive.
• 1:25:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I think it's not unless that woman is an imposter I can't remember I can't remember, but what does Chuck think the truth is?
• 1:25:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think Chuck thinks the truth is dying in childbirth and maybe this is what he tells people because maybe he feels like in his own heart.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 1:25:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: That like he did kill his mom and if he tells people that they'll think that too.
• 1:25:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: So back to the show.
• 1:25:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I think, you know, Ellen Orr is mad at Jenny and is like, you sabotage the show on purpose.
• 1:26:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And she's going to expose her and ruin her future.
• 1:26:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Voral comes over and says that some designer love to the final dress.
• 1:26:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Blair here is that comes over and they all are like, no, take credit, take credit, take credit.
• 1:26:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And Ellen Orr is like, okay, you guys don't need to tell me that.
• 1:26:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Ellen Orr, I'm not, I'm not to.
• 1:26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not taking credit for it.
• 1:26:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Does he child made?
• 1:26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: a little child labor laws anybody cheeses Christ Jesus Christ.
• 1:26:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, but then Blair's like note, Mom, Jenny saved the show.
• 1:26:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Honestly, the social lights were her idea, the dress like everything.
• 1:26:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: You just, we want you to take credit.
• 1:26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Go take your bow and she does.
• 1:26:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then someone comes up and tell Jenny was also sweet.
• 1:26:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny's side.
• 1:26:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jenny was like,
• 1:26:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I use a base your fabric.
• 1:26:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I used old designs of yours like it's basically your dress already anyway, yeah, there's a crazy guy outside and it's roof is it's roofy and he is like needing to be let in and Jenny literally is like I don't have a dog on a man.
• 1:27:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, oh, Alicia, okay.
• 1:27:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Dan and a shocking turn of events called Noah Shapiro to pick him up from jail, and he does.
• 1:27:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they got the charges dropped.
• 1:27:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he adds in and out.
• 1:27:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he tells him, Chucks, deepest, darkest secrets.
• 1:27:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Immediately.
• 1:27:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's a gap, but I'm not using it.
• 1:27:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, if I have to exploit people to be a good writer, then maybe I'm not a good writer.
• 1:27:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hey, Dan, that's literally your whole thing.
• 1:27:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gossip Girl, hello.
• 1:27:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you don't have this, you don't have anything.
• 1:27:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 1:27:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like what?
• 1:27:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Shapiro's like listen, you're all there's going to be a second rate.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: See ya.
• 1:27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Any.
• 1:27:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: What do I want to do?
• 1:27:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm out of here.
• 1:27:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm out of here.
• 1:27:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So Eleanor, a backstage after the fashion show, job well done, Eleanor's toasting everybody.
• 1:27:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: She thinks Jenny most of all, which is really cute.
• 1:27:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then Blair is the first one to say to Jenny, with the toes, which is like, and Rufus watches all of this happen.
• 1:27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He seems a little like a mix of proud and mad at this time, you know?
• 1:28:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like he has to be proud of her, but he's also like...
• 1:28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I let this go on in my reinforcing all of these terrible things about her.
• 1:28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 1:28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: By the way, this next scene is between Blair and Serena and I would like us to act it out.
• 1:28:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just sent you a screenshot of it.
• 1:28:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Phoebe, the long labored size is completely unnecessary.
• 1:28:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think we all agree.
• 1:28:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you want to be Blair Serena?
• 1:28:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll let you choose Caroline.
• 1:28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to put this game every time.
• 1:28:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, it's honestly, I'm not sure because like, I, of course, feel, feel more aligned with the Blair, but I do have a great Serena impersonation, so it's totally up to you.
• 1:28:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can win either way.
• 1:28:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I want you to pick which one do you want to do right now?
• 1:28:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: So so annoying, I asked you now you have to choose.
• 1:28:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I, no, it's like, what is the going to be the best for the audience?
• 1:28:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, Phoebe.
• 1:28:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not a fight.
• 1:28:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll tell you that not a thing knock knock down drag out fight, whatever.
• 1:29:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, you can be Serena.
• 1:29:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And even though Serena is going to have really go for it.
• 1:29:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you're ready to do that.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 1:29:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So you want to be Serena.
• 1:29:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I just was looking at the same verse.
• 1:29:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I can I think we always expect it to be Blair, but this is a Serena one obviously.
• 1:29:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't want to hit me or hurts.
• 1:29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: not really like you.
• 1:29:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, what if you don't like this?
• 1:29:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so you want to be Blair.
• 1:29:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Serena, can we talk about what?
• 1:29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: How you try to publicly humiliate me?
• 1:29:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know about the dress.
• 1:29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Girl, I'll pull me.
• 1:29:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: She said I was an accident.
• 1:29:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Clearly, she doesn't know you.
• 1:29:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 1:29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was hurt, okay.
• 1:29:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: You blew off all of his beloved traditions.
• 1:29:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just get over it, Blair.
• 1:29:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Excuse me?
• 1:29:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: My whole life.
• 1:29:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have been bending over backwards to protect your feelings.
• 1:29:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what?
• 1:29:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not my fault.
• 1:29:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so insecure.
• 1:30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I'm sure it's not your fault.
• 1:30:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're so conceded.
• 1:30:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just tired of trying to hold myself back so I don't shine you.
• 1:30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: My God, can you hear the words coming out of your mouth?
• 1:30:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just the truth.
• 1:30:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: From now on, I'm gonna be who I am.
• 1:30:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And if you can support that and not be threatened and competitive, then great.
• 1:30:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: If not,
• 1:30:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a little like Serena, when have you ever not just been yourself, done what you wanted to do, I think it can't help but be yourself.
• 1:30:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's like my least favorite thing about you.
• 1:30:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I mean, how mean is Serena that same?
• 1:30:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was really mean.
• 1:30:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Meaner than anything Blair did, I think.
• 1:30:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the only thing that Blair is really like floored by it.
• 1:30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: The meanest things that Blair did, this episode were to Jenny, not to Serena.
• 1:30:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: A great, totally a great.
• 1:30:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they have that moment and it's crazy.
• 1:30:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I can't let you hear the words coming out of your mouth and she says it's just the truth.
• 1:30:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crazy and blazing we don't.
• 1:30:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god, it's just so good.
• 1:31:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, we go out into the stairwell and Rufus is like,
• 1:31:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, or Jenny says to Rufus that you can't, you can't make me give up this job with Eleanor.
• 1:31:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like no, but early again.
• 1:31:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: She also, this is like, he's like, tell about to the bars on your window and the padlock on your door.
• 1:31:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 1:31:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
• 1:31:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is giving when we went to Alcatraz with mom.
• 1:31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, who's he's me, I didn't.
• 1:31:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they were selling magnets and souvenirs and things that said like,
• 1:31:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: you are entitled to food, shelter, and water.
• 1:31:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anything else is a privilege or something like that.
• 1:31:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she bought like a million magnets without a put her on her house and that's what Roofly Roof is.
• 1:31:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like, we're going to my Alcatraz rules now.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: But he looks at Jenny.
• 1:31:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, you're only proof of the days are bread, water, and school.
• 1:31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, I just don't want you to make that the same mistakes that I made like I gave up everything for this.
• 1:31:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: And she goes, oh, maybe if you had fucking done well.
• 1:31:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And succeeded, you wouldn't be telling me not to.
• 1:32:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: You wouldn't care as a mistake.
• 1:32:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Crazy literally crazy.
• 1:32:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you know what kind of roof is kind of stoop to her level.
• 1:32:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Although for a second when he goes, oh, because you're more talented than me.
• 1:32:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was like, well, okay, Ruth is on him.
• 1:32:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can we please show our roof is a little more sure majority, please.
• 1:32:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you.
• 1:32:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's like, listen, this is, and that's not my path.
• 1:32:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's Blair is best friend sauce manager also interjecting in.
• 1:32:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't just like to give your food for thought as you, your arguments that could be done better.
• 1:32:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're here in the dressing room, you're here this fight, and you're like, hey, Ruth, hey, have some notes.
• 1:32:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just want to get a chance.
• 1:32:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, yeah, Jenny says, school isn't my path.
• 1:32:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not, and I took color.
• 1:32:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not actually not coming back.
• 1:32:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then she walks back up the steps and the passions are away from her father.
• 1:32:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, really, where are you going to sleep tonight?
• 1:32:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there would be a SWAT team after us?
• 1:32:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, my God.
• 1:32:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would literally have been, they would get like a, like,
• 1:33:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Extendotazer and I'd be on the ground.
• 1:33:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even know.
• 1:33:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Extendotazer sometimes you need one.
• 1:33:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I have short limbs so let me just get our final montage.
• 1:33:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: We've got Dan writing, Jenny's examining her dress.
• 1:33:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck is reading the story that Dan wrote.
• 1:33:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bart's putting the necklace on Lily.
• 1:33:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Blair is leaving the show.
• 1:33:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, at this moment, she's steps out.
• 1:33:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She sees Serena and Poppy being photographed before getting into the limo.
• 1:33:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as they drive away,
• 1:33:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: She gets so upset and she like kind of tries like and then she looks back and she's just it because it looks like it looks like those pictures of Blair and Serena in front of the taxi when they're like, yeah, those like iconic pictures.
• 1:33:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what's it now?
• 1:33:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's like she's been replaced with a runa.
• 1:33:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, it's I mean her acting in that last time was she tries like pretend like it's and then you just see like the little girl who's like so hurt.
• 1:33:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 1:33:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: and that's the episode.
• 1:33:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Chuck is like, please let me out right now.
• 1:33:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to quickly get into the synopsis for next week next week.
• 1:34:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: We are doing season two episode six.
• 1:34:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's called New Haven can wait after a fight with Blair Serena ditches plans to visit Brown and accepts an invitation to visit Yale.
• 1:34:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: The school Blair has always dreamed of attending.
• 1:34:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: a group of skull and bones members kidnapped Chuck, Nate, or kidnapped Chuck, period, Nate and a co-ed hookup.
• 1:34:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Exciting moment, we're getting Christopher Rodriguez next week, the Broadway star.
• 1:34:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: She played Wednesday in the Adams family.
• 1:34:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: She wasn't smiling.
• 1:34:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, of course.
• 1:34:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course.
• 1:34:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Randy freaking goes to a community.
• 1:34:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's the episode, guys.
• 1:34:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you so much for listening.
• 1:34:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you haven't listened to last week's recap or some or Fridays episode, go listen.
• 1:34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now you can expect another episode from us this Friday.
• 1:34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're clocking in for our reality TV weekly recap.
• 1:34:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't forget to tune in and by the way, Tuesday's a new gossip girl day for Summer Friday.
• 1:34:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: So enjoy that a little bit earlier in your week.
• 1:34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you guys so much for listening and we'll see you next week.
• 1:34:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And spot.