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The K Word (Promo) · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: So this is a special episode for members of the
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  Speaker 1: Meltdown Horror Club. And you may be saying to yourself, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I want to listen.
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  Speaker 2: How can I join the club?
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's easy to do. Just go to MovieMeltdown.com and
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  Speaker 1: join our Patreon page. Then, not only will you get
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  Speaker 1: to hear these exclusive episodes, but you'll also get to
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  Speaker 1: join in on the selection process as you pick a
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  Speaker 1: movie for us to watch. Otherwise, if we don't get
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  Speaker 1: a movie from you, we have to come up with
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  Speaker 1: our own methods to add new movies to the ongoing list.
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  Speaker 1: And that can get us in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: I was out perusing the stores. And again, I don't
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  Speaker 2: go to normal stores. I go to stores where they
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  Speaker 2: still have, like, movies.
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  Speaker 1: So, you know, I'm going to, we're looking at like
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  Speaker 1: flea markets and peddler's malls at this point. Like this
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  Speaker 1: is where I've mentioned finding old VHS tapes. So obviously
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  Speaker 1: this is the kind of place I go. So I
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  Speaker 1: was just looking at one the other day and I
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  Speaker 1: kept finding weird movies that I was like, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't even know that this exists anywhere else.
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  Speaker 1: And if I leave without it, I might never find
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  Speaker 1: it again. So I might have to get this. So
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  Speaker 1: I did that with a few of them, several of
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  Speaker 1: which were.
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  Speaker 2: I think one's sort of sci-fi. I might make some
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  Speaker 2: other poor bastards watch it.
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  Speaker 1: But then I got to this title. Bottom Feeder. Starring,
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  Speaker 1: and they spent all their money on the big star,
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  Speaker 1: Tom Sizemore. Oh my. In Bottom Feeder. Now it's maybe
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  Speaker 1: more appropriate if Tom Sizemore is Bottom Feeder. But I
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  Speaker 1: looked at this and I was just like, I've never
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  Speaker 1: heard of this. and it looks ridiculous and we probably
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  Speaker 1: need to watch it so i'm of the opinion we
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  Speaker 1: put this on the list and then i was like
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  Speaker 1: well how the hell can we all watch it because
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  Speaker 1: it's a dvd and then we'd all have to have
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  Speaker 1: a way to watch it which some people here are
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  Speaker 1: not really physical media people which we won't point out
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  Speaker 1: who but i already looked it's on freaking youtube i
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  Speaker 1: was like well just in case i'm getting this one
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  Speaker 1: so i can watch it regardless but if we can
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  Speaker 1: all watch it we can add it to the list
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  Speaker 1: so the best i can tell is it looks like
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  Speaker 1: a i mean and you can't get better than alligator
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  Speaker 1: it looks kind of like an alligator knockoff so that's
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  Speaker 1: like that puts how many rungs down on like the
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  Speaker 1: drive-in movie when you're a knockoff of alligator so yeah
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  Speaker 1: if you need to uh the back is just a
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  Speaker 1: big shot of mid swing a bloody splattered with blood.
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  Speaker 2: Tom Sizemore holding an axe so oh I hope.
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  Speaker 3: We pick this one next oh I definitely hope so
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  Speaker 3: that's the thing at first I was like oh this
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  Speaker 3: is gonna be terrible maybe we shouldn't do that I
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  Speaker 3: was like no this looks so bad.
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  Speaker 4: I think we'd have fun so I went to google
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  Speaker 4: Tom Sizemore bottom feeder and it automatically came up Tom
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  Speaker 4: Sizemore bottom surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Which I'm not going to click on right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is more than I need to get into with
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  Speaker 1: Tom Slicemore. But I am curious.
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  Speaker 4: Got a 4.3 out of 10 on IMDb.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of better than you would think.
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  Speaker 4: 66% of the people like this movie.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: According to the front here, evil lies beneath the surface.
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  Speaker 1: Of course it does. Bottom feeder. Oh, and it's the
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  Speaker 1: unrated version. Well, I would hope so. I hope that's
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  Speaker 1: what they put on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: This looks like a werewolf, but.
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  Speaker 1: Living in the sewer. Yeah. Like, with no skin.
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  Speaker 4: Go underground in this shocking, gore-drenched experience in terror.
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  Speaker 3: Ooh.
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  Speaker 1: So, this is what you leave us with, because you
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  Speaker 1: out there listening, you could be picking the movies, and
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  Speaker 1: then we wouldn't have to go to these lengths of
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  Speaker 1: me rummaging through a box somewhere and finding this leftover...
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  Speaker 1: DVD that actually wasn't scratched up. So I'm guessing nobody
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  Speaker 1: ever watched it. That's your only safe bet when you
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  Speaker 1: find them in those kind of places. Usually it's two options.
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  Speaker 1: Either it's so scratched up there's no way in hell
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  Speaker 1: it's ever going to play. Or nobody ever looked at
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  Speaker 1: this movie. So I try to find those and I'm safe.
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  Speaker 1: So this one I think I should be fine because
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that anybody ever watched this movie.
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  Speaker 3: We have to bring it to the masses.
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  Speaker 1: We have to deliver unto you the masterpiece that is
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  Speaker 1: Bottom Feeder. But that's what I'm saying. We have to
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  Speaker 1: come up with our own ridiculous titles when we've got
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  Speaker 1: these holes. Normally, because some of you out there are slacking.
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  Speaker 2: And have not joined the Meltdown Horror Club.
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  Speaker 3: It's only $ 2 a month.
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  Speaker 1: $ 2 a month. And you can throw a movie at us.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it can't be much worse than this, probably.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know yet. But you can pick whatever weird
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  Speaker 1: movie you think you know of that nobody else knows of,
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  Speaker 1: like Bottom Feeder. And then give it to us and
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  Speaker 1: we'll put it on the list. And at some point,
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  Speaker 1: the evil forces of the 20-sided die will lead us
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  Speaker 1: to your movie. And then we will discuss it and
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  Speaker 1: probably suffer. So these are things you could do. You
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  Speaker 1: could be involved like I was when I went out
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  Speaker 1: and picked this movie up yesterday. So lucky me.
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  Speaker 2: I am now the proud owner of Bottom B.
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  Speaker 4: We don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That still might be.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you know, we've had some surprises.
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  Speaker 1: That's true. That's why. I mean, it was just right there.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, it looks so ridiculous. I think either
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  Speaker 1: way we'll have fun with it.
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  Speaker 2: But it might actually be an entertaining film. We will
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  Speaker 2: find out somewhere down the line.
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  Speaker 3: And I just did the calculations and $ 2 divided by
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  Speaker 3: 30 days. It's only 6.66 cents per day.
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  Speaker 1: Fantastic. That's perfect. Evil incarnate right there. Come on now.
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  Speaker 1: You got to. you evil bastards out there throw six
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  Speaker 1: dollars and 66 cents at us didn't we decide that
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  Speaker 1: at one point we wanted people maybe we'll make that
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  Speaker 1: our own specialty if you if you want to give
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  Speaker 1: us six dollars and 66 cents.
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  Speaker 2: A month and we can unleash this evil on the
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  Speaker 2: uh on the universe.
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  Speaker 1: But if not two bucks and you can throw a
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  Speaker 1: movie onto our list like this wonderful feature here.
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  Speaker 4: And let's be honest if you're watching a movie like
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  Speaker 4: bottom feeder you probably don't have a lot of friends
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  Speaker 4: to It's true. Not that you don't have a lot
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  Speaker 4: of friends, but you don't have a lot of friends
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  Speaker 4: that are going to be into the same sort of thing.
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  Speaker 4: So you can be our friends and you can hear.
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  Speaker 1: Us talk about it. Yeah. I mean, it's true. The
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  Speaker 1: stuff that I like, most people I know do not like.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what it is. If you've ever watched it,
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  Speaker 1: would not want to, again, I will interact with normal people.
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  Speaker 2: I'm once again using the quotes here.
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  Speaker 1: And even a movie they liked, you'll get about two
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  Speaker 1: sentences out of them. You'll be like, yeah, that was
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  Speaker 1: really cool. I like that. And that's it. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, Okay, I don't think you realize who... This
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  Speaker 1: is why.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get into these conversations with regular people.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm like, I've had three and a half hour
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  Speaker 1: conversations about a 90 minute movie. And that's the minimal.
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  Speaker 1: That's the lesser. Let alone when we dive into our
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  Speaker 1: ongoing something giant like freaking Star Wars that we've now
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  Speaker 1: had God knows how many countless hours of ongoing conversations.
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  Speaker 1: But there's one in the last few years that was
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  Speaker 1: like a good... Several hours longer than the movie. One conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Normal people won't do that for you.
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  Speaker 4: Outside of this room, I don't know of anybody who's
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  Speaker 4: going to sit down and talk about Thanksgiving 3 with me.
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  Speaker 1: At all. Let alone watch it. And that's how we
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  Speaker 1: got stuck with that one too. We left that one
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  Speaker 1: out there for people to choose. You can find something
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  Speaker 1: better than Thanksgiving 3 and put it on our list.
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  Speaker 1: And then we can have a much more functional discussion
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  Speaker 1: about whatever movie you want us to watch so in
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  Speaker 1: the meantime you can uh listen to this week's little
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  Speaker 1: promo and hear us say amazing things like.
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  Speaker 4: This did anyone figure out how to pronounce the name
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  Speaker 4: of this movie i thought i would figure it out
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  Speaker 4: by watching the movie i.
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  Speaker 1: Kept practicing trying the kids just sort of muddle it
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  Speaker 1: everything they just say and i'm like what what are
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  Speaker 1: you saying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah i think it's like I remember reading it with
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  Speaker 3: the picture of just that woman's face that's like decaying
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  Speaker 3: and just having my hand like over that side so
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  Speaker 3: I could still read the other side and like not
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  Speaker 3: look at her.
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  Speaker 1: Stop staring at me weirdly.
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  Speaker 3: I think that was like my first foray into like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm intrigued. This is scary, but I like it.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is the lights are going to flicker when it's creepy.
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  Speaker 1: Everything is going to be a jump scare. Everything is good.
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  Speaker 1: Like it's just all of the dumb horror cliche things.
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  Speaker 1: shoved into this and then on top of that like
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  Speaker 1: a preposterous story that i'm like by the end of
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  Speaker 1: it i'm like no points for how ridiculous this plot
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  Speaker 1: is because it is great and it's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: I was genuinely creeped out for a lot of this
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  Speaker 3: like more than i have been there's a.
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  Speaker 4: Lot of tension in this movie and i'm like i.
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  Speaker 3: Would never show that yeah because this Scary scenes were
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  Speaker 3: like really, really creepy and disturbing. And there's child death
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  Speaker 3: in the first scene. It was like, don't show this
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  Speaker 3: to kids.
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  Speaker 1: He is me.
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  Speaker 3: Except he had the big thick glasses, which are always
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  Speaker 3: so cute on a little kid.
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  Speaker 1: That he took off to see things better. Yeah. And
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  Speaker 1: then it's completely blurry. I'm like, well, obviously you need
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  Speaker 1: those glasses for that reason. Why would you take them off?
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  Speaker 4: I wear glasses, as you guys can see. I've never
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  Speaker 4: once done, thought, I can't see this too well. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna take my glasses off especially if it's far away
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  Speaker 4: like that because that's why i need my.
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  Speaker 1: It'd be different if it were up close and he
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  Speaker 1: needed reading glasses which again you wouldn't need as a
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  Speaker 1: kid i took my glasses off right now i wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be able to tell who you guys were and we
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  Speaker 1: might be a duty wow isn't that what the spooky
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  Speaker 1: witch is called Send.
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  Speaker 4: Your complaints here.
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  Speaker 1: That's from another country, too. I don't really pay attention
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  Speaker 1: to what borders they come from.
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  Speaker 4: Spooky mirror witch.
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  Speaker 3: We're calling her spooky mirror witch from now on.
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  Speaker 1: It's time now. I've got other kids to murder, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get this going.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that could have been a little better.
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  Speaker 4: The witch was like, I don't like myself any more
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  Speaker 4: than you do.
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  Speaker 3: I'm tired of this. All I do is creep around
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  Speaker 3: and open my mouth exceedingly wide.
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  Speaker 1: That's all I do.
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  Speaker 4: Which is a weird thing to see in so many movies.
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  Speaker 4: you know, an extended jaw.
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  Speaker 1: Again, it was really creepy the first time you saw it.
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  Speaker 1: It's very creepy, yeah. But 28,000 times later, you're just like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: they went with that design.
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  Speaker 4: If I saw somebody walking down the street and their
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  Speaker 4: mouth was open that wide and their eyes were all white,
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  Speaker 4: I'd be creeped out.
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  Speaker 1: Definitely. Again, those moments are creepy. You could stab them
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  Speaker 1: in the head with a nail, probably. Maybe.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, what does mom do?
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  Speaker 1: Like, did she just inherit all this money or is she.
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  Speaker 4: Out working for all this? I'm pretty sure it's human trafficking.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, well, she's got kids in two different countries.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I mean, she didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Just get one. Like she did pick up a whole
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  Speaker 1: batch of kids. Like that's, I'll take all of them. No,
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  Speaker 1: she's nice.
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  Speaker 4: She is nice. And I hope it's not human trafficking.
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  Speaker 4: But until you can come up with something, you know,
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  Speaker 4: more plausible.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God.
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  Speaker 3: Well, obviously a wealthy widow whose husband died under mysterious
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  Speaker 3: circumstances that may or may not have to do with
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  Speaker 3: her already cracked current mirror.
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  Speaker 1: That may or may not be buried in the backyard.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good point.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've also learned from this movie and
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  Speaker 3: Oculus that I will be very susceptible to getting a
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  Speaker 3: haunted mirror because they look so cool and ornate.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Antique mirrors like that cost a lot of money, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And if I found a free one of those, I'd
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  Speaker 3: be like, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, which goes back.
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  Speaker 4: To our point earlier about Gil or whatever his name was.
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  Speaker 1: Glenn. Yeah. On the way home, you're slowly cruising by
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  Speaker 1: people's yards looking for dumped mirrors in the front.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying I'm probably at some point going to
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  Speaker 3: come into possession.
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  Speaker 1: Of a haunted mirror.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, can you stop by the antique store and pick
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  Speaker 4: up a mirror?
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  Speaker 1: A really expensive mirror.
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  Speaker 4: That ain't made of money.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, look over there.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, free trash mirror.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's those things that I just kept going, what
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  Speaker 2: are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the number of times they explained what a,
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  Speaker 3: what was a, it's like a wisp.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the. As if it's bad enough we can't say
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  Speaker 1: the witch's name. You're gonna give us. And that little
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  Speaker 1: girl says it over and over. And I'm like, please stop.
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  Speaker 3: Please.
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  Speaker 1: This is inappropriate. There are other children around. Stop saying.
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  Speaker 3: But that was another one that they explained like so
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  Speaker 3: many times.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of, well. They didn't. They just kept saying it.
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  Speaker 1: They explained it twice, but then the little girl kept
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  Speaker 1: saying it every time she was thinking about, what does
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  Speaker 1: that mean? Every time. And I'm like, but they just
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  Speaker 1: told you what it means. And by the end, they
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: don't even make good on it. We don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what the hell it means or how it ties to this, really. Otherwise,
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: go to moviemouthdown.com and click the Horror Club link right
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  Speaker 1: there on the homepage and join the club now. Help
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  Speaker 1: keep this terror train rolling.