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#694 Frank Salazar · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What is up and welcome back to another episode here
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  Speaker 1: of the we don't smoke the same podcast wake and
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  Speaker 1: bake edition thank you so much everybody for patiently waiting
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  Speaker 1: and hitting that thumbs up before everything starts you guys
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  Speaker 1: are the real ones before we continue and keep everything
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  Speaker 1: going i do want to remind you guys that as
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  Speaker 1: per usual i am gonna you guys have been keeping
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  Speaker 1: the super chats coming so i will keep the super
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  Speaker 1: giveaways fucking going um i got three giveaways to.
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  Speaker 2: And I think we're on Mr. Krabs now.
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  Speaker 1: For all the people that are trying to get the
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  Speaker 1: SpongeBob chillums by Gardner Glass, the homie out there that
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  Speaker 1: I met at Champs, I bought the whole set. So
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  Speaker 1: I posted a picture on the Patreon and on YouTube.
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  Speaker 1: Cecile's going to get first prize, but you're going to
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  Speaker 1: get the chillum. You're going to get the lighter case
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  Speaker 1: from High Hungry. You're going to get a Chiqueletes. You're
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  Speaker 1: also going to get the Dr. Greethumb papers, and you're
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  Speaker 1: going to get a bag of some Haydar, bro. For free, dawg.
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  Speaker 2: Straight up.
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  Speaker 3: That's first prize.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Nitty. Hand your papers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Also.
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  Speaker 1: Also, too, second place, you're going to get a We
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  Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same hat. You're going to get a
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  Speaker 1: Ross and Benjamin. And you're going to get some Nitty
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  Speaker 1: Papers and Dr. Green Thumb Papers. And third place, you're
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  Speaker 1: getting the We Don't Smoke the Same hats. The two
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  Speaker 1: papers and one other Benjamin. So, hey, there's three chances.
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  Speaker 1: Every single one of them is going to get you
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  Speaker 1: right where you need to go. Big shout out to
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  Speaker 1: the sponsors, Chicklets underscore Los Angeles, Hadar Los Angeles, and
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Sepulveda at Law on Instagram. Best injury attorney out there
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  Speaker 1: in the game. One of those compensations will fix me, dog.
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  Speaker 3: I keep saying that.
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  Speaker 4: He still wants to know if you put a baggie
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  Speaker 4: in there for him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, sorry. He's the only one, dog. I'll go get
• 1:44
  Speaker 2: it at Skid Row. Specifically for you. All right. To
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  Speaker 2: my left is Toxic as usual. What's going on? What's up, dawg?
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  Speaker 3: What's up? Feeling good? I'm happy about this weather, dawg.
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  Speaker 3: I got a hoodie on. It's nice, dawg. Yeah, it's nice, dawg.
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  Speaker 2: That's called the crew neck.
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  Speaker 3: The crew neck, dawg.
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  Speaker 4: You guys missed.
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  Speaker 2: When you bringing this one back, dawg? Bring it back.
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  Speaker 2: I am. It's a classic.
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: Because a lot of people bought so much of the
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  Speaker 1: Spider-Man Jesus shirts. what is it I am making tote
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  Speaker 1: bags and hoodies and reprinting some of the Halloween ones
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  Speaker 1: as well for all the people that wanted it so
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  Speaker 1: yeah there's going to be a lot of new stuff
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: and also I will be at Comic Con at the
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  Speaker 1: end of October at A Plus Products booth I will
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  Speaker 1: have clothes racked there and a table so stop by
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  Speaker 1: I'll be dressed up all three days that's the one
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  Speaker 1: here that's the one in.
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  Speaker 2: LA yeah so I don't know it'll be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah and this is the first this is first prize
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  Speaker 1: all right plus the hate art that it's not in
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  Speaker 1: there because I didn't want to okay All right. Across
• 2:39
  Speaker 1: from me is my other co-host. He's Indian, but he
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: thinks he's Mexican. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Que onda, fools? You already know what it is. Number
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  Speaker 3: one Mexican podcast in the world. Thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to all the Raza out there. I know
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  Speaker 3: it's your Mexican Independence Day tomorrow. I'm happy for you fools.
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  Speaker 3: You just found that out, by the way. Listen, you
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  Speaker 3: guys don't give a fuck. I do my research, okay?
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  Speaker 3: I'm in it. I'm here for the Raza.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wait up, wait up, wait up.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Wait up, wait up. How much of that
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  Speaker 3: research did you do? What happened on September 16th? They
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  Speaker 3: climbed the wall. Ah, fuck you.
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  Speaker 2: They climbed the wall. They climbed the wall with.
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  Speaker 3: The big sack of.
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  Speaker 2: We beat the French with fucking sticks and stones.
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  Speaker 3: You climbed the wall. You guys brought Chamoy. And that's
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  Speaker 3: what happened. I'm glad you learned it's not fucking Cinco
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  Speaker 3: de Mayo. No, that's when you guys brought five cases
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  Speaker 3: of mayo. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Pura mayonesa.
• 3:36
  Speaker 3: We're going to make some funky corn, fool. Yo, what's up, Ray?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Ray, for running the boards as per usual. Also,
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  Speaker 1: let's give it up for our guest. He's no stranger
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  Speaker 1: to the We Don't Smoke the Same Neighborhood. But let's
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  Speaker 1: welcome back, he's definitely same team, to the homie Frank Salazar,
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  Speaker 1: Ray's long-lost cousin.
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  Speaker 3: What's up, Ray? What's up, Primo? What's up, everybody?
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  Speaker 5: What's up, Trucha?
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  Speaker 3: Happy to be here, bro. Happy to be here. It's
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  Speaker 3: been a long time coming.
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  Speaker 6: Usually I'm sitting where Tito's sitting, watching everybody kind of
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  Speaker 6: do their thing. So appreciate you fellas for bringing me on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Looking forward to a good show. Hell yeah, dude. Seat
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  Speaker 3: looks good on you, brother. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so Nitty, what's going on, dog?
• 4:22
  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 2: I saw you back at the gym again.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I went yesterday for the first time. Five months.
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  Speaker 2: How did your back feel, fool?
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  Speaker 3: Great. I feel good. No pain. I feel strong again.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I felt, I started feeling strong, but also
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  Speaker 3: the weakest I felt in a long time. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 3: feel you.
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  Speaker 2: You getting a hit of some deadlifts?
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  Speaker 3: No way, dog. I'm done. Just straight up rows and shit.
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  Speaker 3: Body weights. Body weights. You don't need to fucking add weights. Dude, Jack,
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  Speaker 3: give me a couple weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I've been hitting all this. I gotta lie, fool.
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  Speaker 1: After like a week and a half of going in
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  Speaker 1: on them, I felt some shit in my back.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, ew, dog. On the deadlifts?
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  Speaker 2: Well, not like, it was just soreness, you know what
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: I mean? Gotta be careful. Yeah, I was just like, oh.
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: If you're feeling off in your back the day you're
• 5:05
  Speaker 3: going to go work out, just don't do it. Feel
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  Speaker 3: a little something.
• 5:11
  Speaker 4: So I finally found, I was kicking it with some like,
• 5:13
  Speaker 4: not like homies, homies, but it was my girl's birthday,
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  Speaker 4: so I was kicking it with a bunch of my
• 5:17
  Speaker 4: friends to find out.
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: That a lot of these motherfuckers are on peptides. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: everybody's cheating.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, on that Retta shit, that Retta one.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody's cheating.
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  Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, the homie's selling it now.
• 5:28
  Speaker 2: He's like, send that number, fam.
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  Speaker 1: Nah, I mean, I'm still not on them. But I
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  Speaker 1: was just saying, like, I don't know, man. I feel
• 5:35
  Speaker 1: like I saw this one meme that kind of made
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  Speaker 1: me really, I was like, all right, I'm in. But
• 5:38
  Speaker 1: I was like, I don't think that's the right way.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like an excuse to kind of like
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  Speaker 1: avoid the.
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  Speaker 2: Discipline and the hard work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, 100%. It's like cheating.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's like, don't get me wrong, you can
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  Speaker 1: still look good, but it's like, I don't think you're
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  Speaker 1: really necessarily building that strength over time.
• 5:54
  Speaker 3: I heard that shit makes you gay.
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  Speaker 2: Were all those foods gay?
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  Speaker 3: Some of them were gay.
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  Speaker 4: But they were gay before, so I don't know if
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  Speaker 4: that counts, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Like, none of them shot up peptides. I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what?
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  Speaker 2: I think I want a dick up my ass.
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  Speaker 3: Not yet. It happens.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: That's just like a... That must be just like an
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  Speaker 1: Indian reaction to that shit or something, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Because nobody else is going like.
• 6:19
  Speaker 3: It is. Yo, there are. There's a conspiracy theory. Don't
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  Speaker 3: trust that shit.
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  Speaker 1: Alex Jones said the frogs were gay, but I don't
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  Speaker 1: see any fucking frogs having a parade on.
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  Speaker 5: The frogs are actually gay.
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  Speaker 3: The frogs are gay.
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  Speaker 2: They are gay. Let's be real.
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  Speaker 4: What if they were gay before, dog?
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  Speaker 5: They turned gay.
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  Speaker 2: Let's be real. Let's say you're straight.
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  Speaker 4: Yo, that's what the.
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  Speaker 2: If you, like, told me that I'm your gay....
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  Speaker 3: Whoops.
• 6:47
  Speaker 2: But would you... Nitty loves that shit, apparently, dog. You
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  Speaker 2: heard him before the show?
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  Speaker 1: He was like, yo, I don't want anything else but
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  Speaker 1: this one.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 3: I knew it.
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  Speaker 2: So, no, but wait up.
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  Speaker 4: Let's say you are straight and you get on peptides.
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  Speaker 4: And it does make you gay.
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  Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: You're not going to say anything because that's the thing
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  Speaker 4: that I'm trying to say.
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  Speaker 5: Wait, that's a conspiracy?
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  Speaker 2: No, but what I'm trying to say is.
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  Speaker 4: A lot of these people that are feeling the side
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  Speaker 4: effects aren't talking about it because they don't want to
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  Speaker 4: be considered the guinea pig, bro. You don't want to
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  Speaker 4: be the guinea pig. You don't want to be the
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  Speaker 4: dumbass and be like, I was the dumbass who did it.
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  Speaker 4: So even if someone was to become gay from peptides,
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  Speaker 4: they ain't going to talk about it, dog.
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  Speaker 3: They're just going to go up there and fuck their
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  Speaker 3: girl and be like, ew.
• 7:35
  Speaker 2: Ew, ew, ew. Looking yoked up. Looking super yoked, dog.
• 7:40
  Speaker 3: Looking like an animal, but gay as fuck. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
• 7:45
  Speaker 2: I mean, what happened to all those people that did roids?
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: Now that's performance art.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: In the 90s, though, what happened to all those?
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: Because you know, peak bodybuilding era, late 80s and mid-90s,
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  Speaker 1: there was a lot of people that were obviously looking
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: at Arnold and saying, I want to get jacked. And
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: there was a lot of people that shot up roids.
• 8:04
  Speaker 2: What happened to all those people? They just get heart attacks?
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  Speaker 3: It was the gay fools that did that. Well, back then.
• 8:07
  Speaker 2: your balls got small.
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: Now you're gay. It's a horror.
• 8:11
  Speaker 2: The balls got too small.
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: They couldn't even be gay. There wasn't enough juice in
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  Speaker 3: there to even be gay.
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: You were straight but with little ass balls.
• 8:18
  Speaker 1: You know what's crazy though? Some of those peptides, they
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  Speaker 1: tell you that they do that. They make your balls like,
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: they don't shrink but they.
• 8:28
  Speaker 2: Just kind of like, you know when it's cold? They
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  Speaker 2: just look like that the whole time.
• 8:32
  Speaker 1: Oh no.
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  Speaker 3: All shriveled up.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: Like, intact. You know what I mean? Like, if you're
• 8:37
  Speaker 2: ready to fight. Because that's how your balls should turn.
• 8:40
  Speaker 3: Like, when you're ready to.
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  Speaker 7: Fight, they should shrivel up. They should retrieve. They go
• 8:44
  Speaker 7: into the garage, dog. They're like a turtle, bro. Yeah, no,
• 8:50
  Speaker 7: but I don't know, man.
• 8:51
  Speaker 2: Like, if you could.
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is everybody can do whatever they can, man.
• 8:57
  Speaker 2: Just try to do your research. Like, we're not here.
• 8:59
  Speaker 1: We're just talking about these things that are out there
• 9:01
  Speaker 1: in the world right now.
• 9:02
  Speaker 8: We.
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: We really, we can say our opinion, but we don't have,
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  Speaker 1: we're nobody to tell you how to live your life.
• 9:06
  Speaker 1: If you're out there peptiding it up, fucking do it.
• 9:13
  Speaker 3: But it's, it's good.
• 9:15
  Speaker 6: I feel like peptides are going to be like those pharmaceuticals, right?
• 9:17
  Speaker 6: When you see the commercials and the side effects are
• 9:19
  Speaker 6: way worse than where the fuck you had. Pfizer peptide.
• 9:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, right?
• 9:24
  Speaker 5: Throw a chick in there and.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: Make it fun. I got the Johnson & Johnson peptide.
• 9:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but the problem with this is, who the fuck
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: you gonna sue? Your homie that sold it to you
• 9:31
  Speaker 4: on Instagram, dog? He ain't a company, bro. Back then,
• 9:34
  Speaker 4: at least you could be like, Pfizer, I'm gonna go
• 9:36
  Speaker 4: after Pfizer.
• 9:36
  Speaker 1: Hey, Stevie, I got these fucking tumors in my leg.
• 9:39
  Speaker 3: Fucking XG.
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 9:41
  Speaker 3: Will you come play, homie? That was gonna tell you,
• 9:43
  Speaker 3: that's why I told you to go to church.
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the homie Stevie, though, man. That used
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: to be like 400 pounds.
• 9:50
  Speaker 5: And shout out to Christian Solorzano, because he says quakes
• 9:53
  Speaker 5: over LAFC this Saturday.
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: Well, we better stop hitting that bag, You might not
• 9:59
  Speaker 1: make it till Saturday, dawg.
• 10:01
  Speaker 5: I've been turning a new cheek with this guy.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about the boxing bag, fool. Oh,
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: I see.
• 10:07
  Speaker 5: I see.
• 10:07
  Speaker 2: You ever seen those fucking teeth that you give cuerda.
• 10:10
  Speaker 3: The little toys?
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: That's fucking Christian's teeth, dawg.
• 10:14
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: That's why he don't take selfies.
• 10:16
  Speaker 3: No more, dawg. Because we call him out, dawg.
• 10:18
  Speaker 2: We replay it in slow motion.
• 10:22
  Speaker 5: X who would he be again from Mean Girls.
• 10:24
  Speaker 4: The top one huh oh no he'd be Regina.
• 10:26
  Speaker 8: Regina there you go why do you know this movie
• 10:29
  Speaker 8: dog it's a bomb movie it's a fucking one of
• 10:31
  Speaker 8: the man you guys are fucking you don't even go
• 10:33
  Speaker 8: here dog you don't even fucking go here when you
• 10:36
  Speaker 8: were younger this was.
• 10:37
  Speaker 5: The formula you and the chick watched Mean Girls and.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: Guess what happened I've seen it but I wasn't like.
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: Don't tell me the guy who's seen all 32 seasons
• 10:45
  Speaker 3: of Hello Kitty is calling Mean Girls gay bro Dog.
• 10:49
  Speaker 2: There's no 32 seasons of Hello Kitty.
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: They had Lizzie Lohan in her prime, dog.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't say I didn't see it, but I
• 10:56
  Speaker 1: didn't get invested into the lore.
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: It's so good, dude. It's a good movie.
• 11:00
  Speaker 5: You should check it out again. It's a very well-written film.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: Hold up today.
• 11:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna lie. I guess you could say it's
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: a chick flick, but it's like a super bad chick flick.
• 11:09
  Speaker 5: It's a high school film that's relatable to anybody, really,
• 11:12
  Speaker 5: regardless of where you come from.
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: There's this cool.
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: Mom in there that lets her daughter fuck as long
• 11:16
  Speaker 4: as they wear condoms.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: And you're like, I want that type of.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: It's okay. It's okay.
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, man, that's the type of fucking mother-in-law
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: I want.
• 11:24
  Speaker 5: She's the quote-unquote cool mom.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: The friend.
• 11:27
  Speaker 5: Not the mom. The friend.
• 11:28
  Speaker 2: And then there was a gay guy.
• 11:31
  Speaker 3: Her friend.
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that guy's cool.
• 11:33
  Speaker 4: Huh?
• 11:34
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. And then he.
• 11:38
  Speaker 4: It was crazy because she comes from Africa and then
• 11:41
  Speaker 4: she ends up being with the cool girls but then
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: she doesn't like being a cool girl and then she gives...
• 11:46
  Speaker 4: Because she.
• 11:46
  Speaker 5: Doesn't know, bro.
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: And then she tries to make the The cool girl
• 11:49
  Speaker 4: fan and she steals her boyfriend.
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: It's a whole thing.
• 11:52
  Speaker 5: I propose that we all watch Mean Girls and review it.
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: I'll review it with you.
• 11:55
  Speaker 4: You guys are fucking gay.
• 11:57
  Speaker 3: You're all going to be like, man, I relate to
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: this Mean Girl.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: We reviewed fucking Brokeback Mountain already.
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: You're going to get gayer than that.
• 12:03
  Speaker 5: This is coming from a guy who went to see
• 12:05
  Speaker 5: Brand New Day. He called it one of the.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: Greatest films of all time. Fucking one of the best
• 12:08
  Speaker 2: films of the year, dog.
• 12:09
  Speaker 5: He's pretty gay, but I understand. I understand.
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, dog.
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I wouldn't get invested. I just didn't
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: get invested into.
• 12:17
  Speaker 5: That, Lord. I was so close seeing that movie this
• 12:19
  Speaker 5: past weekend.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: I hope that one of your kids fucking starts crying
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: until you fucking take her to go see the movie. Layla,
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: or whatever your kid's name is, I'm pretty sure.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: I'm close, fucking start crying, dog.
• 12:30
  Speaker 5: That's close enough.
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: It's close enough, dog.
• 12:32
  Speaker 1: Like, fucking start crying and fucking, like, make this fool
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: watch Spider-Man, dog.
• 12:37
  Speaker 5: We were in Pasadena, Ryan. They have, like, this little, like,
• 12:39
  Speaker 5: dinky little... It's actually a nice theater when you, like...
• 12:43
  Speaker 5: see the the authenticness of it it's very like dude
• 12:47
  Speaker 5: like it came out in the fucking 70s the screen's
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: like on the right side and the seats are on
• 12:51
  Speaker 5: the left side it's fucking weird anyways there was three
• 12:54
  Speaker 5: movies Practical Magic 2 Brand New Day and I forgot
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: what the other one was doesn't matter the little one
• 13:01
  Speaker 5: wanted to watch Brand New Day we were like they're
• 13:05
  Speaker 5: like nah let's watch Practical Magic 2 because there's a
• 13:07
  Speaker 5: bunch of cats in that movie and got locked in
• 13:10
  Speaker 5: either way we saw Practical Magic 2 Not bad.
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I was hoping you'd say I took her to go
• 13:14
  Speaker 2: see Buddy.
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: Was it fetch?
• 13:16
  Speaker 5: Buddy. Oh, hell no.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. What about that? Did you hear about that Xavier? What?
• 13:21
  Speaker 5: That movie's wild, dog.
• 13:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's by that fool who's controlled by his wife, right?
• 13:26
  Speaker 3: Keenan Peele? Yeah.
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, so that was.
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 13:29
  Speaker 8: Key.
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: Key Ivory Ways.
• 13:31
  Speaker 2: Fucking hate that guy. He used to be so funny.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Anyways, that's why he's making horror films because he's like,
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: every time there's a killing scene, he's like, this is
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: my wife.
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: Anyway... No, no, Key.
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: The short one or the tall one?
• 13:41
  Speaker 2: The bald one, dog.
• 13:43
  Speaker 5: The tall one.
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the bald one is the one that's possessed by
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: his wife.
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: That's Jordan. Which was Jordan Peele, dog?
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Listen, I don't know.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: All I know is that he was fucking coach. And listen,
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: but he made this movie called Buddy. And have you
• 13:55
  Speaker 1: seen the thing? It's like a big fucking fat ass unicorn.
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: And he's been on the bus. And it's like Buddy.
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: A lot of parents thought that this was like a
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: new Barney movie. But the movie's about fucking like this...
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: sadistic fucking character who has, like, a Barney show, but
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: this fool enslaves the kids and, like, kills these fools
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: and all this shit.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: There's a bunch of people that.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Took their kids and these kids were like, ah, fucking
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: crying and shit.
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: That one right there?
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I mean, bro. Whose fault is that?
• 14:24
  Speaker 4: That does look wholesome as fuck. That looks exactly like Barney.
• 14:26
  Speaker 4: That looks exactly like the definition of Barney.
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: He keeps them and kills them?
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: I don't know the premises, but I know it's very
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: gruesome because it's for sure a 24 film, right?
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: Is it? I don't know.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: I got to double check on that.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had the feeling it's an A24 film,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: so it's probably very confusing most of, like, 70% of the.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Time with, like, good killing scenes. You know? Or, like,
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: that's the thing, bro. Honestly, the king to me.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: That's America. Pretty confusing good killing scenes.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: The king to me for fucking films like this was
• 14:53
  Speaker 1: always going to be Lionsgate.
• 14:55
  Speaker 3: Even though they made a lot of movies that.
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: fucking push the limit, like, well, in regards to the
• 15:00
  Speaker 1: amount of gore I can stand, but for the most part,
• 15:02
  Speaker 1: they did their thing, bro.
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: When I went to that Midnight Summer Scream or whatever
• 15:06
  Speaker 5: it's called in Long Beach Convention Center, Lionsgate had their
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: own fucking booth, like, their own, like.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: As they should, man. They're like kings.
• 15:13
  Speaker 5: Dude, and that shit looked... Pretty fucking good, dog.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: That's like going to the porn convention and fucking just
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: seeing like Pornhub booth.
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: That's like, damn, dog. Like, ex-hamster could have a.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Little booth, but fucking Pornhub is like, you're right there.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: You're putting the festival on.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: And then right next to them, browsers, dog.
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: They're the universal of Pornhub.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're the universal, dog.
• 15:33
  Speaker 4: It's crazy that browsers is what it is.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: It's browsers and you know exactly what it is. It's browsers.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: But you know what it is? It's a Canadian company
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: in Montreal. It's three Lebanese guys who are brothers. That's
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: why they called it that. It's browser. Browsers. What is
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: it supposed to be? Browsers. Like brothers. That's how Lebanese
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: people say brothers. Oh, browsers. It's three guys. That's why
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: they called it that. That's fucking weird now that you
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: think about it. Yeah, my boy used to be a
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: writer for them. You're like... Yeah, he used to write
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: scripts for them.
• 16:01
  Speaker 2: That's... Dude, I literally.
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: Obviously.
• 16:04
  Speaker 4: There's a script, but I didn't think there was a
• 16:05
  Speaker 4: writer for the script.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: There's a whole team of writers. Because they're so lame now.
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: Like, you really need writers to be like, hey, the
• 16:10
  Speaker 4: pizza guy gets to walk in, you open the pizza,
• 16:13
  Speaker 4: and you say, oh my God, it's your dick.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: But it's 2026, so they want to add a little creativity.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Make it a fucking Hawaiian pizza. A little production value.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Some production value behind it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: It's just weird you just mentioned if it really means brothers, like,
• 16:29
  Speaker 6: so you fucking just made this porn company with your brothers?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: That's real brother shit. Hey, brother, are you horny? Yes, brother,
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: I am also horny.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Let's make some money.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Bro, the definition of going to the strip club with
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: your homies is fucking kind of gay.
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: You want to be hard around each other? You should
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: go by yourself.
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: I'm not anti-strip club, but both of your homies going,
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: knowing y'all both are fucking ready to go.
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I just took a blue pill.
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: Did you, dog? Why would you take a Viagra to
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: go to the strip club? Why would you take a
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Viagra to go to the strip club? Why would you not?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: I mean, might as well, dog.
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: All my homies that are regulars, for sure, take a
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: blue chew or a rhino pill, and they wear sweats.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: They need easy access to their fucking junk, bro.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. Like, you don't want to get there, drop
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: 100 bucks, and then you don't get hard. Damn. You're
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: not getting hard. You're buying. You're buying. Just stay home, dog.
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: Go watch a movie, fam.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: Go take your wife to dinner.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: These fools don't have wives, dog.
• 17:27
  Speaker 3: The fools I'm talking.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: About don't have wives. Yeah, they're strip club regulars. They're
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: there on fucking Tuesdays at 3 in the afternoon.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Not even horny, just going, got to clock in. Got
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: to clock in, bro.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Bro, I know fools that are so clocked in, that
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: are such regulars, that they give these bitches rights to
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: go pick up their kids and to go fucking do
• 17:46
  Speaker 4: errands because they sometimes can't afford to buy lap dancing
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: so the girl will be like, You take me to
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: go pick up my kids, I'll give you a lap dance.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: $ 7.
• 17:53
  Speaker 4: And these fools are fucking running, bro. And I'm like,
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: y'all are fucking, both of them, both of them are crazy.
• 17:59
  Speaker 4: So is the stripper offering the lap dance. And the
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: fool's like, yo, I'll get you a kid.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: This is how the guy's thinking about it. The guy
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: is going literally, he's like, okay, this lady, if all
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: I have to do is drop her kid off, she'll
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: give me a lap dance. You know how much shit
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I do for my wife and she doesn't even touch me?
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: He's like, this is a way better deal, dog.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: And then you talk to the strip club regulars, and
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: they'll be like, bro, you waste a lot of money
• 18:20
  Speaker 4: on these females.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: And I'll be like, you know how much you waste
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: on your girlfriend? You got to take her to dinner.
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: And they'll start running on their brains. They're killing it.
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, their players are like, bro, I got this shit
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: on deck. I know what I'm doing. And you're just like,
• 18:34
  Speaker 4: holy shit. Bro, you hear about like the specials?
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: When I leave here, I stop spending money on her. Yeah.
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: When you leave here, you start spending money on your wife.
• 18:43
  Speaker 4: Bro, they're fucking nuts, bro.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Like I've always said, I don't know who's crazy, the
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: strip club regular or the day stripper. Like I get
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: why girls at night on Fridays, they do it. They're
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: literally trying to get as much money as possible.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: Friday night. Day strippers probably the guys who are like,
• 18:59
  Speaker 3: they used to be night strippers. Oh, they're never hot.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: there's always one hot one during the day. Yeah. Or
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: they're old. Or they got pushed out. They used to
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: be night strippers, but then the new, young night strippers
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: come and they're cooler, they dance better, and the old
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: strippers are like, semi-retired now. And then there's a couple
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: guys that used to come at nighttime that still fuck
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: with that ugly stripper. Now they're daytime guys. You know
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: what I mean? They bring their fucking....
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Nene might be the regular.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: I'm just thinking about it. For everybody who.
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: Knows, I know this because I worked with George Perez,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: who was a DJ stripper, so that's how I fucking know.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: A DJ stripper?
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: I'm treating it like comedy. You know what I mean?
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: The ones that are starting, they're not as funny anymore.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: So now you work the day shift. Your tits are
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: funnier in the day. You get kicked out slowly. You
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: get less shifts. For what?
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: What? How strippers have daytime shifts.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: How you become from a premium nighttime shift.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I think that happens when you hit a certain age.
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, right? You just get like.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: You come in your schedule and it's 1 p.m. Like
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: when you got to start dyeing your hair. You know
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: what I mean? Instead of adding extensions... That's like, it's time.
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: You start going, they start putting you in at the
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: 2 o'clock shift. I mean, sometimes you run into some
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: good myths, you know, when you're looking for a bud, dog.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: So just say, somebody out there is looking. That's somebody's market, dog.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: For sure.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Somebody's budget and somebody's market, dog.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Some chick who works, she's great, but she's like, I
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: just can't work. You just give me the day shift.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I just get tired.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: And then you just come in and you're like, you're
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: in a random week where this girl's in for the
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: day shift.
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Did you guys watch the commercial? That's getting all the
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: fucking publicity. The Sydney Sweet commercial. You guys haven't seen it?
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: No.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: Oh, bro, I can't get off of it.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I'm for Instagram.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, with the topless? Well, she's not topless, but she's
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: It was a gambling ad, and it's fucking Sydney Sweet
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: being a fucking thotty. And all the women are mad
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: because she's like, you're making women look bad in sports.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: I'm just surprised you guys haven't run into it. Yeah,
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: she looks bad in sports.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: Like, dude, what about Maximum?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Thank you that's what everybody else is saying they've been
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: doing this weren't all those bitches like fucking athletic like
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I remember reading that magazine before getting porn like when
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: like they'll be like oh yeah like yeah or like
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: they'll be like bitches that are like.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: Bikini models and they'll be like oh yeah like I
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: play for like.
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: A volleyball league or like I fucking like weight lift
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: or I do shit I remember reading that shit about
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: like cause they have a bio to all these bitches
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: there and I'm just like damn these are some athletic.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Fucking fine ass bitches dog you know what I mean
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: like and I'm like what the fuck is the problem
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: What happened to her body, her choice? You know what
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: the problem is? All these bitches hate me because it's
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: all ugly bitches.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: If it was Lizzo, they'd be like, go get it, bitch.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: It's so empowering.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: She gets in trouble for doing this, but a girl
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: kills three of her kids and she's fine.
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: So you think she should kill some kids and then they'll.
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: Let her go?
• 21:55
  Speaker 4: No, that's not what we want her to do. No,
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: that's not what we want her to do. That's what
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: makes it okay.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: That's what women want her to do. That's what women want, bro.
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: You don't see me wearing pink? That situation is fucking.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: It's crazy how many women are defending her.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: We had one right here.
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: We had a woman right here defending her. She got $ 1. 2 million, dog,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: in a fucking GoFundMe, dog.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: When I saw that, that's when I started getting angry.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: She chased the third kid around.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I was like, here I am, fucking asking for super chats, dog.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, who knew?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: But still, though, that is some.
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: What you got to do is take one of your
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: Pokemon cards, rip it on live, and then ask for
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: a GoFundMe because you... Because you were going through some
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: shit when you did it. I was having a mental breakdown.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Xavier made me mad, and I just couldn't do it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: And then all the Pokemon nerds out there will be like,
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: he didn't do it. He's not guilty.
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: I would have done it if someone did that to
• 22:47
  Speaker 4: my Charizard.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: That is fucking wild. Honestly, that's not too far-fetched from
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: a case like that happening. But we would never defend
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: a man doing that. Yeah, I'm saying like a Costco
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: parking lot, bro, the way things are going. By the way,
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: It is release week for all the 30th anniversary people, right?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: And you know what?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I thought I was going to be stressed, and then
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, I'm not going to get it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: You know why?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Because I already bought all the 30 Pikachus before they
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: even came out. I was plugged in, dog. I got
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: them in my binder. Got them on Sunday. Fucking flawless, dog.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: What did 30 Pikachus cost you?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Probably like about four.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like about four. K? No, like 400.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: But it's like they're like unreleased, and it's like the market.
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: Is going to.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: Those specific cards are going to probably hold between $ 20
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to $ 25 or even go up to $ 30 for a good.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Solid three, four years. I just wanted them in my binder.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: When I was walking around with my binder at the
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: card show, and foos were like, how many Pikachus do
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: you have? And I was like, check your binder out.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Foos were like, what the fuck? He's just curious about
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: all these. It's a good.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: The people just pick one Pokemon.
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: Like, obviously, you're Pikachu. Does someone have Charizard?
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: No, I have a few.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: I picture Ezone picks up the card. He sees the Pikachu,
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: and he goes, Pika, pika. Stupid. He gets all excited.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: He's like, yay.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: That's not what happens.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: I kind of just, I see the money signs.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: Same thing.
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: You get fucking that little. The little hats get that, too.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: The little hats get that, too. He's going to get that, too.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: He's going to get a little hat in him.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: He needs to do some DNA in him, dog. I
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: guarantee you, bro, the way this fool does, one knots
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: and one... I guarantee you got a little bit of
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: that in him, bro. He low-key wants to bomb. You
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: got a little hat in him.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Listen, not enough to fucking not know about the tunnels
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and fucking not work, dog.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: It's like when they say, you got that dog in you?
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: You got the dog in you? You got a little
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: hat in you, bro.
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: That hustle mentality is going to change soon.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: You'll be like, oh. You guys are all fucking cool.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: My boy got a little hat in you.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, whoa, wait up.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Did you guys see that crazy ass chick that was
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: working out?
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: And that she shit herself?
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: And she kept working out, bro.
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: And she won?
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: Nah, get the fuck out of here. What are you
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: talking about? You didn't see this, bro.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: So you know those high rocks competitions? Those strongman competitions
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: or whatever? Iron Man competitions where they run through the thing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: How did you guys.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: How did that end up on your algorithm? It was
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: just all over the place.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: But the one that ended up on mine was the record-breaking...
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, wow, fucking a Mexican dude is
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: the one who's the world's strongest man now.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: No one saw that. What do you mean?
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: That shit was big fucking news.
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: That was viral. I didn't see that. Yeah, like, did you.
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: That's fucking big. Shout out to the fucking Mexicans out
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: there fucking bodylifting.
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah. On Mexican Independence Week 2.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: I mean, bodybuilding.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, it happened last week, fool.
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: Two weeks before Mexican Independence Day? That's pretty fucking... Shout
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: out La Raza. Look at you guys. One weight at
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: a time.
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog. Odyssey, Nitty.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: I'm shouting out La Raza right now. Are you getting mad?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: You're not allowed to culturally appropriate our people anymore, dog.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Only we're allowed to do that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: Low-key getting kind of offended the way he does it.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: I know. I'm not liking it.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not liking it, dog. As a real fucking, as
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: a real Mexican. I'm not even fucking Mexican. I'm over
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: here getting a bad break.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: I'm over here telling you guys how good you guys
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: are doing.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Because it just seems.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Like fucking satire to you, dog.
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: Why? Yeah, dog.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: It's what it fucking comes up on.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Like, fucking. I'm so happy. For La Raza, bro. We
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: did it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Get on, dog.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: It's that movie about that fucking.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: What's that show you like, Ray, with the fucking old
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: Jewish guy who's racist? Yeah, that's you right now, bro.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what you're like when you talk about Mexicans
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: on this podcast, dog.
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Bro, look at that.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: You don't really have to hear it, but this bitch
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: was working out with shit running down her thigh, bro.
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: I'm not talking like a turd. I'm talking diarrhea. It's
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: probably just liquid. It's probably just liquid, though, dog. That
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: doesn't mean you keep competing. No, I'm saying it's like
• 27:03
  Speaker 4: at that point, I.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Don't even think you have anything in your stomach.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: What, a banana?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: How much of a turd can you produce with a banana,
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: you know?
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: She won.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: Look, look.
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: And you have to run after her, bro. And she
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: still hugs somebody afterwards?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yes, and there's someone walking after her, bro.
• 27:15
  Speaker 4: She's supposed to get... They're supposed to take it away.
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: They're supposed to take it away. And she's over there
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: being like, a win's a win. Kissing a girl after
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: a rim job, bro.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Nah. What? No.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Same shit.
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: Well, that's disgusting, dude. Poopy lips?
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: That's not the kind of gyms I want to be
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: cleaning up, though. I know.
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: That's not what I was thinking about.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to avoid women's gyms. Bro, but you've
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: heard of that, right?
• 27:43
  Speaker 4: The runner's shits or runner's poop or whatever.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I have heard of that.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: People do that all the time, which is crazy to me.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I'm like, people just act like it's not a big deal.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: But honestly, if I was, like I said it last time,
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: if I was doing a marathon, I'm not aiming for
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: first place. Like, I'm not going to compete with Wakanda
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: in the front, bro.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Like, let that fool fucking win, dog. Like, that fool's fucking,
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: fool's running like.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: We ran to school.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Like the fucking hieroglyphics we're running, dog. I don't even
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: know how you run like that, fool. That's like some
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: super athletic shit, dog.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: I'm running to fucking set the goal in my head, dog.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: And if I got to take a shit and I
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: see a McDonald's coming up, I'm going to go in
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: there and probably grab a hash brown.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: And continue this fucking race, dog.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: You eat the hash brown while you shit?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: No, I'm going to place an order, take a shit,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: and then come back and be like, on this way out.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Just kick, we go back in the run, dog. It's
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: not that serious to me, dog. It's all about my health.
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: But you know what is serious?
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Have you ever seen a marathon runner's toes after they run?
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Their nails fall off.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I just found out. I just fucking saw pictures of
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: the compilation. It was disgusting.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: Never would I do a crazy marathon like that. At
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: least not for that competition.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: What do they get?
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: Like a brand new Honda?
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: I was like, this shit's not worth it, bro. I'm
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: going to just fucking buy it.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: You have to go sit in the car first thing
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: you get.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: No, they get a brand new car. But it's not like... Honestly,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: all right, look.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: If I'm going to.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Let's just say you're getting a Honda, Ray. What's the
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: fucking Honda you're going to choose?
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: They don't let you choose the Honda.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, but if you could.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Well, if I could choose, it'd be the Type R.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you're going to choose something crazy. I'm like,
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: if you were.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: I ran fucking 28 miles and I beat fucking Black Panther, fool.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: 28 miles ain't nothing, bro.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: These people be doing 100 miles.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Those toes that you're looking at is 100 miles.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: It's 100... These fools will.
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: Start hallucinating because they just keep running, on running, on running, bro.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're talking about the ultra marathon. The ultra, yeah,
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: that's where, those are the big boys. Like a strongman competition? Yeah, bro,
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: they'd be running through like Orist and fucking all kinds
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: of people.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the ones at the WC? dog,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: where they fucking go into the water and it's all
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: nothing but like old ass man, like fucking... Dude, that's
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: what Flo's going to do.
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: The triathlon. Yeah.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Flo's going to be like that fucking 60-year-old guy at
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the fucking beach doing a fucking... Like just fucking ran
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: fucking 26 miles and he's going to do fucking burpees,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: swim in the ocean, like... They used to have those competitions, bro,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: before fucking old people kind of got dominated by.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: The pharmaceutical industry.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Triathlons. Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, like before I used to be like,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: let's just say like in the 50s, bro, there's like
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: so many, so much records of like people in small
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: towns and all these people doing this kind of competitions.
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: But like now, bro, what do you see old people?
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: The hospital.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Like, you don't see them doing, like, crazy shit because
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: they convince these people that it's okay that once you retire,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: it's okay to just spend the rest of your life
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: sitting the fuck down.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And then, no, the fuck not, bro. Like, you got
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: to fucking be doing shit.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: You got to move.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I think the moment you start sitting down and not
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: doing shit, you start getting.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Closer to death.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. 100%. Yeah.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Like, straight up. Like, even if you retire, like, fuck, no, dog.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be out there. Like, you still got
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: to be lifting weights.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: Like, you know what I mean?
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: You still got to be doing something. I'm not saying
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: be like Arnold, but I'm saying, dude, that's... That shit helps, dog.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: If Stallone is out here fucking running and jumping on trains,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Arnold is surviving car accidents in the middle of the day.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: That last time he crashed his car, somebody his age
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: should have fucking been a little bit retarded, bro.
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: But that fool came out and he was like, I'm sorry.
• 31:00
  Speaker 9: That's also his retarded voice.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: Neither of them should be fucking the main star movies, though.
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: Come on, dog.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: You really believe on the last... I watched some... What's
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: his name? Stallone's fucking... I watched one of his shows.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: Which one is it?
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: Ray, the one on Fox? Oh, I know what you're
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: talking about. Tulsa King?
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: God, he's out there beating fools up like it ain't shit, bro.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: He's an old-ass man, bro. Get the fuck out of here, bro.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Why do they always make this non-believable shit?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Can your dad whoop your ass still, dog? Can your
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: dad whoop your ass still? No, fool, I'm sorry. I
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: love my dad, but no.
• 31:35
  Speaker 10: Stop!
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Your dad is fucking raising cattle.
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Your dad's fucking you up, dawg.
• 31:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, dawg.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Your dad's probably jacked, dawg.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: I bet his dad has kind of like a farmer build.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: I was like, his dad's whooping his ass, bro. Yeah,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: but not three guys' ass.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: And both of them are supposed to be tossing this
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: fuck to the table.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: They're such a thing as home and street, dawg.
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here, bro.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: That shit's so unbelievable.
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: And here's the dude, you can get a- Maybe when
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: your dad's like 75, of course, fool, you're being an elder.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: But I think, how old is your dad now? How
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: old is your dad? He's 55.
• 32:11
  Speaker 5: He's fucking you up, dog.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's young. Yeah, he's fucking you up, dog.
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: He may not have unemployment, but.
• 32:17
  Speaker 5: He's not going to be undefeated.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You're going to get a few licks, but he's going
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: to fuck you up, dog.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I bet.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: A little bit.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: But Stallone in the fucking Tulsa, he comes in and
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: beats all of us up.
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: And that's what I mean. That show sucks. I'm not
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: a fan of that show. I'm not a fan of
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: that show. It's trash. It's stupid. First episode I watched,
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: I was like, yo, this is 2026. They just called
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: the cops and this is over.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: They're the first ever. I'm like, what's going on?
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: I hate shows like that. Like Sons of Monarchy.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: It's a stupid show. Sons of Monarchy was sick.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: We all know you did it.
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You think all that's cool until you see a cop
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: show and you're like, Damn, fool, they be dealing with
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: some shit, too.
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: Nah.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: I like the cop shows, too. I see cop shows,
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: But the reason it's stupid, Sons of Anarchy is stupid
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: because every time.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: They leave, they leave in their motorcycles. And I know
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: who did it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: They're fucking loud. Like, we all know who did the
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: fucking crime, dog.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: You don't like that show because the Sons of Anarchy
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: always had a one-up on the Mayans. That's why you
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: didn't like that show.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Well, you know I love white people. I like that show.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: But it was so dumb. You love white people on
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: Mexican Heritage Day, Wall Day, or whatever?
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. First of all, Mexican wall day, fool?
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Come on, dog.
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little disrespectful.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: For La Raza. That's disrespectful. No, come on, fool. But
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: I wanted to talk about what you were saying about
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: old people, right?
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: You know how you're mentioning not moving around when you
• 33:41
  Speaker 6: get to that age. What do we see like older
• 33:43
  Speaker 6: folks now? Older folks now are pretty stationary. But I
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: feel like that's being perpetuated even right now. Look at
• 33:50
  Speaker 6: Ozempic and look at Peptides. Talk about not doing the work, right?
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Like not getting to the gym, moving your body. We're
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: incentivizing going around and, you know, taking the easy way out.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: Shortcuts. The shortcuts.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: So by the time like we reach that age, right?
• 34:03
  Speaker 6: Like we're going to be sedentary because we haven't developed
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: those habits of like getting into the gym programming, right?
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: I'm like, to your point, we're talking about off air.
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: Like the problem with peptides to me is just it's
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: not creating that mental discipline. Or you got to get
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: into the gym. You got to do that work. You
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: got to eat a certain way. You got to stretch, right?
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: You got to earn it in different ways because it's
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: more than just going to the gym, right? It's taking
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: care of yourself like mind, body, and soul. So if
• 34:29
  Speaker 6: you have something like a peptide or like Ozempic that's like.
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: You're skipping steps. You're skipping steps. And then when you
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: can't have that anymore, then it all kind of goes
• 34:38
  Speaker 3: to shit. Ellen DeGeneres type shit.
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: You decay like a banana. Okay, but I've told Ezone.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Ezone can get on peptides after he's been working out
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: for five years.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: And he's already at his top peak of bodybuilding.
• 34:52
  Speaker 4: Because also, you see the big ass fools that take it?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: They're disciplined. And they already know what they're doing.
• 34:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, when you see someone that just started the gym
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: and is a fat fuck, you're like, dude, you should
• 35:00
  Speaker 4: at least work out for the first six months.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Then maybe jump into it. But if you're super yoked,
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: and I've seen those guys, I'm like, yeah, I can
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: see why you do it. You're literally already at the.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Human max, so adding a little bit to it works out.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: You're that big already. But those super yoked fools are
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: like the 1%. Yeah, 100%.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: It's like us trying to fucking compete with baseball players. Oh, yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 6: I'm just going to join the Dodgers today, right? Or
• 35:27
  Speaker 6: fight a fucking professional fighter.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: But this fucker's going to get there. That's what I mean.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: I already know him. I'm like, wait five years.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Or wait three or four years, work out hard, and
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: then once you're there.
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: Oh, just don't even do it, dog.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: That's my personal. If I would have done it, I
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: would have done it already, dog. But it's like I just.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: Just eat a lot of meat.
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: Food. I'm cool, dog. I'm cool with the way I'm going.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: There's good coaches where I'm going.
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm like, I don't know. I just got to find.
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Once you have the discipline and I guess the consistency down.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: You're going to make excuses the first 10 minutes, but
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: you know you're going to get up and do it anyway.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Because then your body's also going to not let you sleep.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Once you're dialed in in your body, it doesn't let
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: you fucking skip it unless you're really hurt or sick.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I contemplate it. I romanticize it.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Because who doesn't, dog? You would love to fucking be like, damn, dog,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking shredded, dog.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean? You would love to be like, damn, dog,
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: this is fucking... But to maintain that shit every day,
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean? Most people do it for
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: shows and shit or like.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: But you know, it's like as a man, we romanticize
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: a lot of shit that we know we wouldn't do.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 100%.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Nitty with the hookers.
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You're buying them flowers. Romanticizing. You know, there's a
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: lot of.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: There's definitely a testament to, like, muscle memory, right? You know,
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: one industry that I'm big in that I've been practicing,
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: a sport I've been practicing for 15 years is boxing.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, hell yeah. So, like, growing up in Santana, shout
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: out to TKO Boxing Club. That was the boxing club
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: where I learned how to box. Where's Santana? Santana's in
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Orange County. Oh, shit.
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: The Mexican part.
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: The only Mexican part.
• 37:08
  Speaker 4: Don't see Raza over there looking like this, dog.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: Hi, Raza.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: You know, shout out to the homie Alexis Rocha who
• 37:16
  Speaker 6: just fought on the Ryan Garcia card. Got his another
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: W from Santa Ana.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: Muscle memory, right?
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: In boxing, it's super important where when you're tired, when
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: you're in the 10th, 11th, 12th round, when you're not thinking,
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: you just react.
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: And I think that's something when it comes to.
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: Like, you know, how you live your life where, you know,
• 37:36
  Speaker 6: what he's on is saying is like, Hey, I'm in
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: there doing the work every single day, getting in the gym,
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: I'm disciplining, I'm programming, you know, his body and his
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: muscle memory is so used to him kind of going
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: through that whole process that maybe like, you know, injecting
• 37:50
  Speaker 6: something like peptides and, you know, something of that nature
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: kind of skips that mental step for him where his,
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: his muscles aren't firing the same way. He doesn't have
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: that same muscle memory. It's just like, you know, it
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: sucks getting up early in the morning, right?
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: But you become accustomed to it. Yeah, exactly.
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: All that shit fucking sucks, bro.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Sometimes, like, especially, you know, you feel, like, so good
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: sometimes after working out, and then you, like, you think
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: or you feel a certain way that you try to
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: flex in the morning, you're like, nah, I'm having today.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: You're like, my arms fucking feel huge, but you're like,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: never mind.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, I have those moments too, dog,
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: but it sucks, and I know there's fools out there
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: where it's just like.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Dog, you fucking have definitely pushed this to the back.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: And I'm like.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: So I've been on my workout shift for like five years.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: And for the last... I wake up at 7 a.m.
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: every day because that's when I would go to the gym.
• 38:44
  Speaker 3: But now for the last five months because I can't
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: work out, I just wake up for an hour and
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: I'm just in bed awake. And I have to force
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: myself to go back to sleep. So I'm like, I can't...
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting up right now. I don't have to
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: do anything. You know what I mean? But now it's true.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: You just wake up. It's like I don't need my alarm.
• 38:58
  Speaker 3: My eyes will just open up at 7. That's too
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: early to do. I have to piss. I have a boner,
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: but it's because I have to piss. Still a boner.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: You ever try to ignore it? Still a boner, dog.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: Until the piss comes out?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: You know what's crazy?
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: You know what's crazy? I'm boned.
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: And she couldn't even say that he's like, I've been there.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: I'm about to say, I'm boned.
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: Through the piss, dog. I'm boned through the piss.
• 39:20
  Speaker 4: I'm like, the piss can wait.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: The piss can wait, dog.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: There's a boner here. There's a bitch next to me.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: The piss can fucking wait. There's an age where you
• 39:29
  Speaker 4: just can't. You can't hold it. You can't hold it
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: no more. You remember being in your 20s? You can
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: just fall back asleep even if you had to pee.
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Dog.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: You cannot do that shit. Because you want to keep
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: the sleepy.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: You want to keep the sleepy. You want to lose
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: the piss, but keep the sleepy. And that's hard to,
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: you know, you're going to lose one.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: The moment a light goes on, that shit ruins everything, dog.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, dude.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: And then you try peeing in the dark and you
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: just pee everywhere.
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Why are you peeing everywhere?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Because you're trying not to lose the sleepy, dog. So
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: you're just like, fuck. You can't have both. By the way,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: I want to remind everybody in the chat room, we
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: got three Super Chats being given away today. All you
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: got to do is Super Chat once, twice. Five times,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Everybody, every single Super Chat will get
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: you entered. First prize, you will get, what is it?
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: One of the SpongeBob Collection chillums by Garner Glass out
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: there in South Dakota.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Today is the Mr.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Krabs one.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: And you could break it in with some Hadar. And
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you're also getting a Chicoletti's, some Green Thumbs papers and
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: nitty papers, and the lighter case. That is first prize.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Second prize, you get the hat. You get a We
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: Don't Smoke the Same Hat exclusive. You get the papers.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: You get a rosin pen. Third place, you get a
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: Polak pen. You get the papers, and you get a hat.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: So three chances to win, all right? Everybody's getting hooked
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: the fuck up.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: For the third and second place, I might throw in
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: a little fucking dub sack, a fucking Haynard, because it'd
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: be expensive, you know?
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, there you go, dog. Sheesh!
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Hadar said that now all the prizes get a jar
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: of Hadar.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: So how about that? Hadar. Third, second, and first place
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: get Hadar. That's right. Throw him in.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: First, second, and third place.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: First, second, and third place is getting some Hadar regardless.
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: It's going to be on your radar.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Shout out to the sponsor.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Like fucking Freddy Soto fucking used to say. I forget
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: that's where that comes from, dog. I thought it was
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: George Lopez, but the regardless thing.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: Regardless. Regardless, fool.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: You know, have you ever looked back at that first
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Latin Kings of comedy?
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: That shit was just so Pete, dog.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: You remember seeing that?
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Of course I did.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Cheech was doing his thing, dog. Like, that shit was
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: crazy to look at that. And I'm like, Pichiviejito, ahora
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: solamente se mira cansado, wey.
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: No mames, wey.
• 41:47
  Speaker 6: You know one of my favorite comedy shows growing up?
• 41:51
  Speaker 6: That was the first time I ever saw really Latino comics.
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: Que locos. Oh, dog. I don't know if y'all remember that.
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: It was on like Telemundo or something. It would come
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: out like at night, right? Like in the middle of
• 42:03
  Speaker 3: the night and shit.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: That's the first time I saw George Lopez and a
• 42:05
  Speaker 6: lot of these other stand-up comedians, you know, being a
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: young man.
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't get a chance to enjoy the Que Locos.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: My fucking comedy skit era, this is crazy. I don't
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: know how many people watch this shit, dog, but I
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: still watch episodes of this because this shit was so funny.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: This was like the Latino fucking mad TV, dog. It
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: was called Bienvenidos.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Dog, that shit was so fucking funny, dog. I used
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: to watch that shit. It was very adult, dog. They
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: used to have like... And the bitches on there were like.
• 42:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: You're just like, yo, you're a kid.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: You're like, why do I like her? You're just like,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: why does she make me want to go pee?
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: There was nothing better than La Escuelita.
• 42:53
  Speaker 10: You like that Chunti, that shit, dog? La Esquilita was amazing, bro.
• 42:57
  Speaker 10: That's Bienvenidos, dog, right there. Pull up La Esquilita for me.
• 43:01
  Speaker 10: Do me the favor and show everybody what La Esquilita was.
• 43:03
  Speaker 10: Esquilita had peak comedy, peak comedic. You like that shit too, Ray? Bro,
• 43:09
  Speaker 10: it was good. It was good, yeah. Bro, it had all... Dude, just.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: It's different stuff for different folks.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Just look at this cast, bro. Look at that, bro.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: How can you hate on that, bro? Look at that, bro.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: You know what, though?
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: My grandpa used to watch that shit, too, dog. I
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: just never watched TV with him because I had a
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: lot of cousins in the house. So we'd just be playing.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: But I remember I was like, why doesn't my grandpa
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: like this shit?
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: But it used to be all these, yeah.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I would say.
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, hey, my grandpa's fighting over the TV.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: Fucking let him watch this shit.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Even Rebellion. Yeah.
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: Even Rebelde was a little fucking super sexualized for fucking
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: a pro.
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, 100%.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: That was a kid's show, bro.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: That was at three in the afternoon.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: It was not a kid's show.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: It was a teen show.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Teen show.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: They used to cater it to kids, though, because it's
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: a men's high school.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Remember the fucking, I remember all these bitches in high school.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Roberta, though?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: They used to speak, it was all the bitches that
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: used to speak only Spanish. They used to like them.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog. Chutis, achutis, yada.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: And then they all fucking showed up with those lollipops
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: one day.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: You know where they had the Rebelde stickers? Yeah. That
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: was the one. What was that song? You know what?
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I don't doubt that that's where the idea for High
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: School Musical came from.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, I wouldn't. Yeah, it was first. Yeah.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: And they were like a pop little group.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they would sing for sure. I forgot about that.
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because I remember they would have ecstasy and then
• 44:54
  Speaker 4: people were like, it was just your typical Degrassi show.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: It was like Degrassi. It was like, yeah.
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: But I feel like in Latino culture, shit's been fucking
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: sexualized since we were kids, bro. Like, I remember growing up, bro,
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: and like one of the movies, like, we would all
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: watch as a family, which was super inappropriate, right?
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: Risas y Vacaciones?
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: Risas y Vacaciones?
• 45:17
  Speaker 6: Where like, You just have these fucking creepy ass vatos
• 45:21
  Speaker 6: out there, you know, pulling pranks on people, having women
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: who are fucking like a quarter of their age around, bro.
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: And I'm watching, I'm like five and six watching this
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: shit with my parents, watching with my dad and my uncles.
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: And you're like. I do.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I do remember that. That's because that's an older generation.
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: Older generation.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I remember because my, I have an uncle that was
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: like 80 something now.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: And like.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: That fool used to watch Risas de Vacaciones, dog. That
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: shit was very inappropriate, dog. And it's this one ugly
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: ass fool just playing the pranks.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: On everybody, dog. Did you ever watch that shit, Ray?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: You even know what it is? Type it. What's it called?
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Rizas de Vacaciones.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Rizas de Vacaciones. Only the real Raza watched that.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: No, you have to have older generations to know what's
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: going on with that. Because my uncle that's like 80
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: right now, that fool used to show up to my
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: grandma's house and watch black and white movies with her, fool.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I used to be like, why
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the fuck you watch this shit? Yeah, that shit. He
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: used to watch Cantinflas. He used to watch that shit
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: with Antonio Lillard. Yeah, he used to watch all that shit.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Which one was the Mexican cop movie?
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Cop show.
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: That was like funny, but they would always pass it
• 46:30
  Speaker 4: on Telemundo.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: You guys don't remember that one?
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: Barraza Goes to Jail? That one.
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: I'm not liking this Rasa shit, dog. I'm representing for
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: You guys want to do it?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: We got to increase the Indian hate. Punjabis over here.
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up? What's up, dog?
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: All I've said is positive things. Xavier's the only person.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Who can't celebrate. For being a positive person. Nah, dog.
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: That's fucked up.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: Next guest is going to be Pakistani, bro.
• 46:57
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, bro.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: It's going to be like putting two fighting fish in
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: a fucking bowl, dog.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: You smell like shit. No, you smell like shit. For
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: some reason, throwing Indonesian on the side, he's like, don't.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: Guys, stop it. What was that podcast.
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: You did that Menino kept saying?
• 47:19
  Speaker 3: What does it smell like?
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: He was like, what's the smell in this podcast?
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: I thought that was the name of the podcast.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: I don't think the girls stank, but I was like,
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: those girls, they have access to clean water.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: What was it? Come on. The Convo Sutra. Go check
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: it out. Convo Sutra? Convo Sutra. It's a play on
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: the Karma Sutra.
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: Was that a standard book in the home? Did you
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: ever find it?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: We never had it in my house.
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: You never had a Kama Sutra book?
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: No.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: You know, because when I remember seeing it, it first
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: was in The Simpsons. And then I just assumed, because
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Apu had it in The Simpsons. In my head, I
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: was like, ah, that's like their Bible.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: It's an ancient book.
• 47:54
  Speaker 3: I wish I had one in our house. We never
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: had one.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: But did you even talk about it?
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Did you even know? The most is I found a
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: tape of my dad's porn once. Was it Indian people
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: in there? It was some white bitches. No.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: What was the name of the tape?
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: I know you know the name. No, I don't remember
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: the name. It was a blank tape. Oh, okay. It
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: was a blank tape. It was the same place he
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: used to hide his liquor. Damn.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: What were you looking in there for?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: The liquor? Okay, yeah. You think your pops was looking
• 48:29
  Speaker 3: at that video because they were white girls? Like, fuck yeah,
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: he made it. I think it was just the only
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: porn that he had access to or he got. Oh, no.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: See, my uncle, okay, the first time I saw gaping,
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: I went into my.
• 48:39
  Speaker 3: That's fucking.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: That's extreme.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: My uncle was a maniac.
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: The same one I used to tell you about that
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: I used to work and he used to tell me, dude,
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I have stories with this fool.
• 48:47
  Speaker 3: Fulls of creep. Like... Damn, bro. At least ease us
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: into the conversation.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Who might as well just talk about fisting. No, so
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: he lived with us.
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: Obviously, my parents' house. He lived in the back house.
• 49:03
  Speaker 4: And I remember this when I just got the new
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: FIFA game. And I knew he had it. I don't know.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: 2002. Yeah, 2002.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: With him in the cover.
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: And he had it.
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: And he had it.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: And he told me I could borrow it.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: But he kind of fucking forgot. He went to work.
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: And I was like, fuck, fuck, I need to go
• 49:21
  Speaker 4: get it. So I broke in through his green door.
• 49:24
  Speaker 3: Horny-ass fool.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: No, it was to go get FIFA.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Horny.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and I knew where the games were, and I
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: knew he wouldn't care because he was going to let
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: me in anyways.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: He just forgot to leave me the key.
• 49:36
  Speaker 2: So I got in anyways. So I got in anyways, dawg.
• 49:42
  Speaker 4: And like I said, I was looking for it because
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: I didn't know exactly what it would be, but I
• 49:45
  Speaker 4: knew where the DVDs were, bro, and I'm looking through it.
• 49:48
  Speaker 2: And I see Ask. I see Kulov, dawg.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Like, no big deal.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: But then I saw that, and I was like, all right,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: I left.
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: With the no game, dawg. I was scared, bro. I
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: was like, I got to go.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Because if he finds out I grabbed him. Oh, you
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: were scared of getting caught. I was like, why are
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: you scared of the porno? Yeah, because obviously he didn't
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: want me to see.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: That was his private shit, dog.
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: And I saw him.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: I had the gaping scared of you a little bit.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, so you did.
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: I looked at all of them. I did look at
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: all of them.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck? So how did you
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: know it was gaping if you didn't watch it?
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: In the cover, bro.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: So in the cover, you just seen a girl just
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: stretching her ass? Yes, the cover was nuts, bro.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: This was 2000s.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like early 90s, bro.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: It was like 2000s. I was like, holy shit, bro.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I had never seen that, bro.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: Shit was like.
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: He's like.
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: My pee pee won't fit in there. Is this what
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: they like?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: After looking at that fool, now when you look at
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: that uncle dog, you don't look at that.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: No, but you don't look at that fool. You're like,
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: damn fool, what the fuck were you doing to my aunt?
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: You're like, what was the divorce? What were you trying
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: to do to my aunt?
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: No, that's why they got a divorce, because he was
• 50:56
  Speaker 4: probably trying to do that to her, and she didn't
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: want it, bro.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: He was single, bro. That's why he lived in the
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: back of the house. Fuck. Usually the guy in the
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: back of the house is watching gay porn.
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: You know what? Nobody was surprised. It's not like we
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: back there, dude.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Trust me.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: This shit reminds me like your uncle's like that guy
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: who lived in Hey Arnold's house with that wife who
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: just never would leave him. Remember that shit? The guy
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: who never had a job?
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: Mr. Kokoschka? Oh, yes.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: That's what it reminded me of.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: I wonder what he was watching.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, what kind of fucking terroristic porn
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: was Mr. Kokoschka watching, dog?
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: It was nuts. Miss your uncle? A little bit. Nah,
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: he was nuts, bro.
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: He taught me a lot. Is that the same one
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: that picked up the hooker and he got caught? No,
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: that's a different one. I'll tell you this one.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: I'll tell him this story. This is the one I
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: used to work with for a really long time, so
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: I learned a lot. I used to be a handyman,
• 51:50
  Speaker 4: so I learned how to clean.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Carpets, how to install tile, all that bullshit.
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: Every time we did carpets, we used to work at
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Coto de Casa. I don't know if you guys know
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: what that is. It's like the Beverly Hills of Orange County.
• 52:02
  Speaker 3: Super famous. Say it again? The Beverly Hills of Orange County.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: No, not that.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Coto de Casa. Coto de Casa.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Coto de Casa.
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so we'd go to all these, like, South Orange County, top, top, top, top,
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: to go clean carpet.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, usually older people. But he'd been doing this for years, dog. Like,
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: that was his thing, bro.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: He came here illegal, and he just started doing that,
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: and he's been doing.
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: It for, like, forever. So he's doing it illegally. Well,
• 52:26
  Speaker 3: under the table, but yeah, yeah.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: He's doing a good job.
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. That's what you think. Yeah.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: And then when I graduated, he obviously offered me the job.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I'll tag along. And I was
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: just like his little helper. And he knew everybody in
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: the neighborhood. So every once in a while, we'd go
• 52:40
  Speaker 4: to like, I'm like, not like chick, but like hot mom.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: You know, like a milf.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: And we'd go and be like, bro. portate bien, like,
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: put cologne on. You know, typical paisa shit. You're not
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: getting her, bro. We're putting her up in a silver rose, like, half.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: Getting us there. You never know, bro.
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: She don't give a fuck, dog, but this was always
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: a maniac. This was always on the prowl, dog. And
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: we'd always clean carpets, and then he would always do, like,
• 53:05
  Speaker 4: the cool stuff, because, you know, you're a chalan, you
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: do all the lame shit, like, fill the water up. So,
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: every once in a while, he let me do the fucking...
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: You run the machine. You run the machine. It was
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: because this motherfucker would would go in the fucking drawers
• 53:19
  Speaker 4: and start trying to find the panties or the dildos.
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: And do manyak shame. Like, echa me aguas. Ponte trucha.
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. What does that mean?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: This is before cameras and shit, dawg.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: So this was a maniac.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Ponte Tucho just means, like, stay on the lookout.
• 53:35
  Speaker 3: Watch my back, bro. Keep six.
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'd be there, like, in the hallway while
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: he's in the room just looking for, like, whatever.
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: Never money, just, like, maniac shit, bro. That's what you thought, dawg.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, what if he was just ransacking the.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Place, dawg?
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: He's not giving you anything. Yeah, dawg.
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: He's just fucking.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: He just told you, I'm looking for panties.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: He's really looking for all the gold and cash. And
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: then this.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: And then he's taking watches, taking everything, dog. And then
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: according to him, he'd be cool. He'd be like, you
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: want to smell him? I was like, get the fuck
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: out of here, tío. Vámonos.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: Vámonos. How old are you? Maniaco. How old are you?
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: Like 19, 18. Oh, you were a... You were old
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: enough to be horny. Yeah, old enough where I... Yeah.
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: But fucking maniacal, bro.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: To this day, that's the one that I got fucking sold.
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: I gave it to my old bro. That's good, though.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: It kind of made sense. Yo, buddy. Some people have
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: memories with their uncles going to the park, playing sports.
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: You got smelling panties, bro. You know? Every relationship is different.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: Every relationship is different.
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: All these uncle's ended up divorced. Like the one with
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: the hooker, divorced.
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: That was divorced, too. No, no, that person still with
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: his wife, though. With this one? Yeah, I don't know
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: the one with the hooker.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, that one's... Damn.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Most marriages end in divorce.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the crazy part about that one, I was in
• 54:41
  Speaker 4: the 90s, so he had to call home to let
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: his wife know. He got caught with the hooker, bro,
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: because he didn't know that many numbers. And his wife
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: didn't even understand, so.
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: She came and bailed him out.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: His oldest daughter heard, and then his older daughter translated.
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: It was a whole shit show. What happens if those
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: fools don't call nobody?
• 54:55
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Like, what if.
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: What if, like, that fool's like, I have no wife?
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: I mean.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: This goes to jail?
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: You go to jail and then someone has to bail
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: you out, dog.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: It's the weekend.
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Don't you see a judge?
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: It's the weekend.
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what if it's the weekend?
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: It's probably the weekend. This boy got caught on the weekend.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: This boy wants to get the fuck out. Can't see
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: the judge on Monday, right? Yeah, you gotta get out, bro.
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: Be like, dog, it's either that or something. You'd rather
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: stay than your wife know? Your shit gonna know anyways.
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: You know how much shit comes to your fucking house
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: when you go to jail, bro? When I got a DUI, bro,
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: my parents, there's no way not telling them.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, they're hiding your report card.
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: DUI me a lo pendejo, bro. And you're just like, fuck.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: What does it say? Fucking DUI. It says lawyer shit.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: Telling you to get a lawyer, bro. The lawyers know
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: you got a DUI. And the lawyers are like, they
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: need me. Hit them up, bro. And you can't hide it.
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: You'd have to really be on top of it. Yeah. Abogado. Abogado.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: Did they send a lot of paperwork to your house
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: when the cops were looking for you, Nitty?
• 55:51
  Speaker 3: For what?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Remember when the cops called you and they were like, yo,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: somebody fucking fucked up at Airbnb.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, that was just my... I went to my
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: ex's house.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm saying... Did they send you a bunch
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: of paperwork and it was all said and done?
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't get nothing. Look at Christian, bro. That's
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: why you stick to massage parlors.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Father on a sick one at the massage parlor, bro.
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: Jaw going and shit.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: He's like, I win after every game.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: This one comic I know, he's like an older guy.
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: He's like 50 or 60. This guy, married, good life,
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: has kids. His wife is, you know, she's pretty, like, fine.
• 56:37
  Speaker 3: But he's like, He's been going to a massage parlor
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: to see the same lady for 16 years. That lady's
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: got to be old, bro. The same lady who's been
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: jerking him off for 16 years.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: That's his side piece.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: That's his side piece.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: That's his side piece. That's an affair.
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, she knows me. She's cool. She accommodates
• 56:53
  Speaker 3: my schedule.
• 56:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Xavier's right, though. At that point, that's an affair.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: That's an affair.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: They know everything.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: First of all, how do you keep something like that
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: going where it's just like, Did I sound a lady?
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: I like her.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: No, it's just like, I'm just going to fucking leave
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: my house and just.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: What if your wife don't like handjobs? Dog, it's like...
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: What if your wife don't like handjobs?
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 57:24
  Speaker 4: Bro, these bitches switch up. I ain't even going to lie, dog.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: I bitches switch up. It ain't never happened to me,
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: but I've met homies who are like, that shit just
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: dried up.
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: And then what do you do? Or she's still touching it,
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: but she's not touching it as often. Yeah, or not
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: as often.
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: Why are you projecting? You're the horniest motherfucker, bro.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: You see it with relationships.
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: It goes down.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: It happens all the time. They get still. Yeah.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: What if she don't even care?
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: Well, you got to continue to work on it. What
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: if she don't even care? Not everyone, but you see
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: it all the time. Well, you got to continue to
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: work on it, right? Yeah, for sure. Because the person
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: that you met is not necessarily.
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: You know, like, if you've been with somebody forever, right, like,
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: you're not the same person.
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: But what if she don't care, though? Yeah.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. It's a two-way street.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: I mean, both people fucking change, so it's like... It
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: takes two people. It takes two people.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: One person to pull their dick out, one person to
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: jerk it off.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: 100%.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 58:11
  Speaker 6: Maybe she's more into blowjobs now, right? She's like, now,
• 58:14
  Speaker 6: you know, we'll give you a handjob. I'm like, yeah,
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: it's a trade-off.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if you're a handjob guy?
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: You don't know that.
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: Well, now you... That's enough for you.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: That's not to say you gotta change, but it's just like, bro,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: people fucking change, so it's just like.
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: You gotta meet her in the middle, bro.
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: They're just liars.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: They didn't change.
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: She just never really liked them, and she knew that
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: if she did it, she'd get what she wants.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: They're just liars.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: You're putting a story into this shit.
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: Who hurt you, X?
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: So that's how they are for it? Like that? He's
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: not toxic for no reason. This isn't proposal talk, Xavier.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: Not at all, bro. Damn. Actually, they don't call him
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: toxical for no reason, man. El Toxico. Here, I'll take
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: a hit. El Toxico. I'll take a hit. Maybe it'll
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: calm me down. Maybe. Nah, I doubt it. I doubt it.
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: It's not going to give you brain cells back.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: I'm about to hit some toe venom, right? You know
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: your biggest fear just got even worse?
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: You're going to get gayer?
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: No.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: His biggest fear is because he's a little bit gay too.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: He's like, if he gets any gayer, I might like him.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: No, you know how he's like, I've been waiting for this.
• 59:25
  Speaker 2: You know how you're scared of the ocean?
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Have you heard of the The yellow belly snakes?
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. Hold on.
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: And then Nino's bringing the motherfuckers up.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: And they're venomous.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: If you were already scared of the ocean, now there's
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: a venomous.
• 59:37
  Speaker 3: Ass snake up in the bitch.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: Let me fucking tell you that, dog.
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: So I did see that. So that storm is obviously
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: mixes up a lot of shit around. And I didn't
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: even know.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: But there is a lot of sea snakes out there.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: And this one specifically already started turning up in Newport Beach.
• 59:55
  Speaker 3: Started turning up in the shores.
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: And it's a very pretty snake, but this shit is
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: venomous as fuck. So if you see this, definitely don't
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: touch it and fucking, I don't know, bro.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Don't capture it either, bro, because one bite. Let it be.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let it be, dog.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 4: That's because El Nino, though. It's because the water is
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: really warm. It's supposed to be in the Caribbean, and
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: it's supposed to be good snowboarding.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Global warming. Yeah, it's supposed to hit it up, but. Yo,
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: careful out there. On the road, though. Don't be fucking
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: grabbing it and shit. It looks beautiful.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: They've been saying this En Nino shit forever. Did it
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: already pass?
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: No, it's supposed to be this season.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 2: No, but I'm saying when is the time? It's happening.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 5: Have you noticed the sudden weather change?
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 3: The humidity.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: No, I haven't. But I'm saying I associated it with.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 3: Storm, right?
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: Like rain and all this shit. So all I'm saying
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: is are we getting a different version of it? Is
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: this getting humid and shit?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: That's super En Nino. That's what they're saying. It's like
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: three hurricanes following each other.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: He's for sure straight. He's not going to be anything
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 2: but straight. It's super niño.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Super niño for sure.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fool, what the hell? That's why they end up
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: tasting nasty, dog.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: It only makes sense, right? You know, if you believe
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 6: in global warming, right? Just putting it out there for
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: those people. Like, xg those the oceans are getting warmer
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 6: hence the el ninos are getting bigger that's what it
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: is it's the ocean getting warmer more warm water that's
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 6: migrating you know it's way north it's cyclical it happens
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: a hundred percent but not at this scale right like
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 6: especially over the last 30 years like things have continually
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: get worse worse and worse and worse.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: But the reason that it's the reason that that that
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 4: is i 100 agree with you and we should try
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 4: to not pollute the the earth, but when China and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: India don't give a fuck, what's.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: The point of us caring?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: That's a real conversation. That's the problem.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: And that puts us back because now they're using all
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: this fucking power and now America's fucking trying to be
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 4: clean and shit.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: Carbon offsets.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and now we're fucking losing a fucking military war,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: which I'm not for war, but at the end of
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: the day, I don't want to fucking end up fucking.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 3: What does it all come back to? How big is
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: your hat? Bro, we... So that's the issue with that.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: Military wise, we spend more than 30 of, we spend
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: more money on the military than 30 of the countries
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: behind us combined.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: And we can't pass a little.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: That's insane. The hormone straight, dog.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: We can't get through that.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: Because I don't think it's meant for us to solve.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: I think it's, you know, you talk about the military
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: industrial complex. It's a business, right? Like if you solve problems,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 6: just like doctors, right? If they cure you, right? They
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 6: won't have a job.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You know, so if they solve this issue, then,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 6: You stop having to send weapons and, you know, things
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: of that nature out to, you know, all over the world.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: People who care about profit over everything.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: The business of war.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: We're not looking at the greater good for everybody. We're
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: in a police state worldwide. It's a big business for everybody,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 6: not just us, right? You talk about India, you talk
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 6: about China.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: It's, you know, same. Same shit going on everywhere. No,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: we're just not in that club.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: We got the flock cameras coming.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: It's probably the best in Sweden, though. It's like, you know.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: They got bunkers for everybody, for every citizen. That's pretty badass.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: That's pretty badass. I think it's so... My lives matter.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Well, that's all who lives there. Buddy.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Damn. You just lost your Raza card, okay?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: In Sweden, obviously. Well, what's the population there?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: But isn't it like night there a lot of the time?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: Oh. Sweden's super nice, bro. Sweden's nice. Sweden's beautiful. You're
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: thinking of... Iceland. Yeah, something like that.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: Sweden's that country, like, during war, they like to be
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: like that.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: Donkey. They like to be the middleman.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: They're like, I don't know much.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: We did not have any part of this. That's Sweden, right?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think so. Yeah, right? Can you pull up some...
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Swedish people.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Did you see, like, all this stuff that is happening, though?
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I kind of do find it very hard
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: to believe that you can kind of control all these
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: natural disasters, even from a conspiracy point of view. But
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: that shit is fucking crazy to see all that shit happening.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: And you're like, damn, it kind of did tell you.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: $ 10. 5 million. Yeah, that's how they look. Donkey. But when
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: you see things like HAARP, right, and cloud seeding, and
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: you're seeing the government make it rain....
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 6: And all of this information is becoming declassified. And we're
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: finding out that all these things are true. Like, is
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: it that far-fetched that they're controlling, like, these natural disasters?
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Like, not at all, right? Harp. Like, harp. Exactly. You know?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 6: And I just go and tell people, you know, obviously, well,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: the whole Epstein situation. Like, people for many, many years
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 6: didn't believe there was a fucking island where fucking kids
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: were being fucking molested, raped, and fucking. held against their will.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: XG.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 6: But people like XG were calling it out though, right?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: Like everybody with the tinfoil hat was calling it out.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking me.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: He was visiting. And they were saying that it was real.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: But for like 15, 20 years, people kept saying that
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: it wasn't. It wasn't until it was.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: So if there's a conspiracy like that, that everybody knows
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: is real, I'm like, does it not correlate with you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: that these other things could be real?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: You know what it is? People don't care because they're
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: too comfortable in their lives. They're like, as long... As
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: long as on Sunday my show comes out at 8 p.m.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: and I can order Pizza Hut, I don't give a
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: fuck what's happening in the world, you know? And that's
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: a lot of people's mindset because to take that away
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: and to accept that that's real breaks their zeitgeist, you
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: know what I mean? It's not real. That doesn't make
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: sense in their world. Everything's a lie to them.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: And that's why everybody found the lane to pretend like,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: to make them feel special.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just be comfortable and just be happy and let
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: me just go to work and let me pay my
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: taxes and let me just die before you guys die.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 3: yeah you know that's what people want they just they
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: don't want they don't want it's change makes shit uncomfortable
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: you know and growth comes with that but people don't
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 3: want to that's one of the hardest things that people
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: do you know well for sure they don't want to
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: accept what's going on in the world and the way
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: it works because if they did we'd have the world
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 3: would have a revolution already yeah.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Somebody said there's not enough time to give a fuck
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: about everything.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: That's no that's true it's overwhelming yeah It's fucking absolutely overwhelming.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: And everybody has to be on the same page. It's,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: I guess, agreeing to disagree. Right?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 6: I think we're at a stage in the world where
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: everything now is, you have polar opposite viewpoints. And it like,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 6: and people are so arrogant in their opinions that they
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: believe that their opinion is the only one that could
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 6: be right.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: Multiple things can be true at the same time. Right? Like,
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: XG can be a scumbag, but also a good person
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: at the same time. He's a good scumbag. Right, exactly. Yeah.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: You know, so like both statements are true. And a
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: lot of people when presented, whether it's politics or technology,
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 6: AI and all these other things that we're talking about
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 6: in the world, like believe that their opinion or what
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 6: they have to say is the only opinion and aren't
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 6: open to listening to.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: Like everybody else and try to meet each other in
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: the middle. For sure.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: Like, you know, I'm not going to agree with you.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: You're not going to agree with me, but we have
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: to find ourselves somewhere in the middle.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Like the handjob example. People are not open to it. Exactly.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: Like the handjob example, right? Like maybe she doesn't want
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 6: to give handjobs anymore. Maybe she wants to give you
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 6: something else and you got to meet her in the middle.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: So it just, you know, I feel like society nowadays,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 6: like just kind of taking that approach of let's meet
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: each other in the middle and agree to disagree.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: No? But social media did that. It gave a voice
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: to too many people that didn't deserve a voice. Yeah.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: And now it's fucking causing havoc. have you guys ever
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 3: seen the social dilemma on Netflix? Yeah. Right. I don't
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 3: watch that. So the social dilemma on Netflix is a
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: documentary about the individuals who created social media, whether it's
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 3: Tik TOK, Instagram, all of that. So a lot of
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: engineers who were building, you know, building the algorithms and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: how they speak.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 6: None of those individuals that created social media allow their
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: families or themselves to use social media. So that's like,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 6: Opening up a restaurant and not eating your own food.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: Red flag. Y'all can eat this shit. You think the
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: guys at McDonald's eat McDonald's?
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: Hell no.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: Exactly.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: It's already happening.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: That shit happens, bro.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 2: They don't do that shit.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely. But it's perpetuating. You don't think everybody craves
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: a Big Mac once in a while? Nah.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: I've never really fucking gave a fuck about it.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: Big Macs are fire.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: I think if you never get to taste it, you're
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: never going to crave it.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: I had a Whopper yesterday. I modified it. I added
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 5: Swiss cheese instead of yellow cheese, took off the pickles
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: and the tomato, and that's it.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that blasphemy, but Whoppers are the best.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 5: Hey, but guess what? They made it fresh, bro.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: The only ones we're going to shout out is In-N-Out
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: because they're fucking.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: Making the menu.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they actually changed their menu.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: Yes, so thank you to them.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: That's what you fucking do. Get the fuck out of here.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the Whoppers.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: We're still buying shit that no one's trying to make better.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: Nah. Whoppers are sick. Burger King. You know why?
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: Because In-N-Out is a godly company.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: And they believe in doing the better for mankind.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Burger King is king for a reason. Made the Whopper.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: King of cancer.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 3: I leave. Tell him he's on. Everything is the king
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: of cancer.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're not able to walk anymore?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 3: Shout out Burger King.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: All right, let's get into some of these super chats, right?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Because I know we got a grip. He's on drinking
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: out of a vase.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Fuck you. Do we?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 4: Oh, that was a good one.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: It's a good cup.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 3: Like, people aren't cultured, right? Yeah.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 4: You're going to pass the cups you stole.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Was there flowers in there?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: No, it's a few of them glass cups.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 4: Bro, you still hang out with people that steal cups
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: from breweries? Bro, I have a homie that's whole setup
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: is from a cup from every brewery he's been to, bro.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 4: And it's a lot for, it's like two, it's a lot, bro.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: And it's like, yeah, I'm just like, how you get that?
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 4: You just literally, he's like, you just, they have a lot.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: That looks like one of those things that they keep packing.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: That's why he said a vase.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: Like the ones you see at the little tube.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: That would be something a gay guy would do, drink
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 3: out of. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: Shut up, Mean Girls.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: Mean Girls is a good movie.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: 30th anniversary release.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: It's going down tomorrow for Pokemon. I was at the
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: card show, and I already fucking got... I bought all
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: 30 cards that I needed.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 5: All right, here we go. From Big Trippy?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: All right, Big Trippy. XG, ask Eason why he kicked
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: me out of the group chat like a hyena.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Tell him, dog.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: I thought it was homie court. Homie court, but he
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: ain't here, but we can still homie court it. I
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: already told him. I already talked to him. But tell
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: everybody what happened. You guys were all excited for an
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: LA car show.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 4: Nitty never went in. No parking pass. I mean, can
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 4: we get the... We were.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: At the card show, and this fool was not there,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: and it was very... Like, it wasn't... Y'all were supposed
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: to meet up at 8.30 to have breakfast. That's what
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: I heard in the group chat.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: No, we.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: No, we.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: We were there, but we just didn't... Like, we weren't
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: talking to the people that were, like, had the insight,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: and it was him, and I'm like, and this fool
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: wasn't there when everybody was there... When we were there,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: and Nitty was supposed to be there as well, and...
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: And then he was like, fuck that, I ain't showing
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: up either.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: You know? Because I didn't hear from anybody. I was like,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to just show up and then, you know? Yeah, exactly.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 4: And then on the real, you don't want to show
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: up when he's all mad.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 3: I wasn't mad, though. You booted the guy, and I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 3: was like, whoa. You kicked him out of the group chat.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: You were like, ow. Like, at the end of the show,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I was just hanging out with this fool.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you got... Because you saw the Pokemon cards and
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: you calmed down. Yeah, he got all 30 of them.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: I was already fucking calm. But at first, we were like, oh, man.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 3: We were like, oh, man, his girl must be in
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: the car so quiet. He's all just pissed.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: How much is the parking pass? Oh, it's just 25 bucks.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 3: Ah, something. It's just, I know none of it, like,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 3: it wasn't a big deal, but in those moments when
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: you don't... When you have a hot temper, bro, when
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 3: you get mad at first.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 9: I like you don't want to be in that radio
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 9: yeah I was like oh I was like I texted
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 9: me I was like you going and he's like I'm
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 9: going back to sleep and I was like I would
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 9: too it don't look like you might.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 4: Not even get in you got the favorite parking and
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 4: diesel might not be in the best.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 3: Of the moods it's gonna might be.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: Hot no I wasn't that hot I was in a
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: good mood I made some money worked out yeah you
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: saw that car you wanted oh yeah for that price
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: I got what I wanted.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: Nice. Fuck yeah. Congrats. And they gave you a Charizard
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: with it? Yeah. Like which one?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: The one I wanted.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 3: Which is?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Like this set from like 1998.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: Oh, like the original set?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: No, it's a different, I don't know, it was maybe
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: like a few generations. It's a vintage car.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: But yeah, shout out to Trippie. He's back in the group.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: We interviewed, I got to meet Sean Green from the Dodgers.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: We first got to hear the audio.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: And Robert Ory.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: We still need to figure out if... No, I got
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 2: it on my camera too.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's good? Okay.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: I know my shit was on. You should just make
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 2: the clip though, like a bit with that noise. It'd
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: be like, listen what I got again. All right, let's
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: get into the next one.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: First one. Shout out to Haydar.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: It does sound like that. It sounded like Nas.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: You missed Nas, how are you, son?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Not right now.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Did you miss it? Rosca y huele, hope. The next
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: one is from Rosca y huele, I. And then the
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: next Super Chat is Rosca y Huele.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: Win!
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 5: Also, Nitty eats tacos de pergalada.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 2: His favorite.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: Throw a little chamoy on there. Next one.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Greñas. Let's get this money. Same team.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Same team, dawg. Sykes.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 5: What's up, y'all? Happy Tuesday.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 2: Happy Tuesday to you, dawg.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Tino Santos. He sends us a slice
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 5: of pie, dawg.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: I want some pie. Boston pecan.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: That's what you like? I like Boston.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: Probably like a cherry pie or something. Apple pie.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 5: Peach pie with whipped cream.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: Peach cobbler.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: Ice cream.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: Key lime pie.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Key lime, dawg.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Fuck pie is good, dude.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: It's like a good apple pie.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 5: Let's go to the house of pies one day.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 3: Coconut pie is good, too. Coconut pie is good, yeah.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 2: You know that lemon meringue pie? I like that shit.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 5: All kinds of pies, though.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Even meat pies.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: You guys like meat pies?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, meat pies are pretty good.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 3: Australia, that's what they fucking, they go hard on meat pies.
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: Next one from Hollywood Herp. Hollywood Terp Hogan, same team.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: Same team, dog.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 5: Rascal Huele, Nitty for the Raza, same team.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Que onda, fool? No mames, wey.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: A la fuerza.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Jose. Shout out and respect to the
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: big homie Frank Triple B. Shout out to my boy Biscuit.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: Shout out.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 5: He's a big fan. Then the next one's from Christian Solorzano.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: I hope you got that one already. Did you jot
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: that one down? Did you put that one down?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I already put that one down. As much as
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: I wanted to skip that one.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 5: Hollywood Turf Hogan. Let's go Quakes.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: That's not what Hollywood Terp Hogan said.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 5: That's what he.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: Said, fool.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, no, he can't believe it.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 3: He can't believe it.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: He's like, oh, no, man.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: You're not getting any extra shit if you buy anything
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: from that one.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 3: Banned. Banned.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: Get in this new middle finger sticker that I made.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: That's all I got.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give you that weed that these fools
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: are talking about.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: That purple weed. All right, next one.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 5: Hollywood Terp Hogan.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, no.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 5: Tino Santos today. The 7-Eleven dude told me. Nitish, that's
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: my carnal.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: That's my carnal. Let's go. Thanks for fucking representing. Homie.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: That motherfucker EZON. I follow WDSCS from every account on
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: the TV and my Airbnb this weekend.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah. Thank you, homie.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Chase the password on it.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 3: Thank you, bro. Same to you. Same to you.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Brian Ardon. Same team. Noz, noz, noz.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Same team, dawg. El Monte has some good noz.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 3: Why is it different? Uncut. Well, no, we just.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: That was racist. Next one.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 5: 95 Snowboys. What's up, my boys? Saludos from your boy
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: Snow and... Elgin, Illinois. Arriba las chivas, mi XG.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 3: What's up, Jersey?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 5: For Jersey, next clásico.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. What are you, a fucking?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: You're really a hot class fan?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Saludos, fam. Yeah, fool. That's a classic. That's the rivalry.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 3: You down for the Jersey swap?
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 5: They won the championship recently.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he did do it before. Did he do it
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: with Christian? I've done it with Christian, yeah. I did
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: it with Christian and I won that one.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 3: I'm one for zero. Two guys who are not playing
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: in the game. That's so funny. Just at home. Just
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 3: two drunk guys.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Not for fucking hounding you, dawg, for that fucking jersey. No,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: I want it. Didn't you owe him a jersey?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: He wouldn't let it go.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 3: He's like, hey, it's OXG. And then I want one
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: from him.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: I better get a good one, too.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm down. Hit me up on DM. I want it.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 3: the $ 500 one? Yeah, this fool was.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: Trying to go for it.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I'm not that serious.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: The super official one? The one with the patches and everything?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get it to the next one. 95 Snowboys.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait, no.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: They already read that one. Samwise the Great. XG, let
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: me get that sweater.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I need a new one.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: Don't trip. There's going to be new ones being relisted
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: on the website.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 2: They're going to be limited.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 4: It's like a Christmas Thanksgiving one. I mean, a Halloween
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: Thanksgiving one.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 3: But do a different color than brown.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 3: What's wrong with brown? A nice black one. A black one? Yeah.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I did make some of them, but they were very limited.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: I'll drop them again.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, I do make 3X for all the Tito's out there.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: I even make 4X for the Tito's Plus. Believe me,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: those were the first ones to sell. Yeah, the Tito Plus.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 3: That reminds me, do you guys like the new design
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: of that new iPhone? I'm thinking about getting it, actually.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 3: It looks huge, like a fucking iPad. Ray has a
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: flip phone, the Samsung one, and he loves it.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 5: It is not a Samsung. It is a Motorola Razr.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 3: Oh, my bad. But you love it, right, though? It's great. Yeah,
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 3: he loves the flip phone.
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: And there's no crease in it. I thought eventually there'd
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: be a stupid crease in it.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 3: At least not on his. Really? Yeah. Yeah. I need
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 3: a phone more, yeah.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 5: My upgrade to the newer one, the one that has, like,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: a screen on the front, a big-ass screen.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: It's the Razr? Is it the same Razr? It's just, yeah.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: It's... Modern.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 3: Not a box. Looks like a floppy disk. Oh, my. Nah, bro.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: That shit's actually really nice.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 5: What do you guys think of the new Apple?
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 5: The new Apple iPhone.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: I got to touch it. I don't know how it feels.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 3: It's okay. It's a scramble.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: Dude.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: The thing is, I'm left-handed, and I heard it's supposed
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 3: to be for right-handed.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: Who do I got next right now?
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 3: Tino Santos. All right. I'm sure you can change that.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: I heard you can. It's kind of racist in a way,
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: you know, against left-handed people. I might sue them. You
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: could say it's a little leftist. Yeah, it's a little leftist.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 3: You can't fucking sue. You can sue just because you're illegal.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: I mean, you can't sue. I can't slip on Walmart.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: This is America. You can sue anybody for anything. Come on, bro.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: You should know this. Come on. It goes to the state.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: Next one. Tino Santos. Who are you running the fey with?
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: The water boy or radio?
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: Radio has that retarded strength.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: But so does water boy. He'll tackle the shit.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: Out of you. I'll fight radio.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: A white retarded guy or a black retarded guy? Which
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 3: one do you want to fight?
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: Water boy's not retarded. He's just... From a different part
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 5: of America.
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 2: I'm quite fucking retarded Cuba Gooding Jr.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you were.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: I knew you were going to choose that one.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: I was waiting for it. South.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: Phil got a whole fucking movie over here.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: Eason would run after him, dog.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: Run, force, run. I knew that was your answer before
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: you even said it, Eason.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 5: Next one. Albert McFly, CCC, hashtag same team.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: Same team, baby.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not punching Adam Sandler.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: Fuck that, bro.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: Damn. Next one.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Vivid E. Give us the bars.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 5: Come on, man.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: I told you I'm fucking working on it already.
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: Let's go. Big nips. Right and slip.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Greñas.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 3: Yahweh! That was a good Yahweh, bro. Thank you.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 5: Thank you. All Dark Bro. Go to the gym. Make
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 5: it a habit for your own good.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog. Try it.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 5: The Homie Cruisin'. Same team.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: Same team, dawg.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: The Homie Cruisin' is back. When is Bardz having a
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: 3D barbecue print pop-up?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: Hey, he might have it on October 3rd. Fucking at Corea's.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, we're working on something October 3rd. We're
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: trying to do like an early morning pop-up. The Homie
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Red Eyes started Red Eyes Coffee in L.A., He was
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: catering it last time, and he's going to have his pop-up.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: We're going to have baked goods. We're going to have
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: different vendors. I'm going to have a booth there. A
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: Plus Products is going to have a booth there. It's
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: going to be from 8 to 2. So it's going
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: to be for all the early birds who love going
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: out for coffee in the morning and want to get
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: some brunch or something like that. Definitely go get it.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: And it's October 3rd.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 3: Save the date.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: Save the date, people.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: Show up.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: It's fun. You got Correas, man.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: And it's free.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: There you go. Juan Ortega in parking is very accessible.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 5: Juan Ortega, Nitty. Can we get a freestyle?
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 3: Simple. My name is Nitty. I feel litty. I don't
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 3: feel shitty. I do like titty. Orange, green, blue, black colors.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 5: Hey, give it up for fucking Nitty.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 3: Bars. Bars. Food.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 5: That's all you had to do.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: That's all you got to do. He's on and he'll
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: leave you alone.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: How many bars was that?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: That was like what?
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 5: Two bars?
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Want more? I'll give you more bars.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: He just starts naming out numbers. He thinks he's on
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: fucking shade.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 3: I'll give you guys bars if you guys want bars.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: Don't be afraid.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 5: Don't be afraid.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Don't be afraid. One quarter. All I need. Arcade. Pull
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: out the ace. Spade.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Call me David.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: Hey, you created this guy, Doc.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Roscaiwele. Y'all should get the flying Jew
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 5: on the pod again. What's y'all take on him doing
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 5: the last episode with Uncle Joey today?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: That's on my watch later. Same friend. Suckers.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: He's quitting it?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: No, I didn't know he was quitting. I just listened
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: to their episode. I don't think so.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's Joey's moving to San Antonio.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: Austin?
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: Austin for like once a month to go do some
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: comedy out there.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 3: Does that mean they're quitting the church?
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but I'm like, it's kind of... I
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 2: watch it sometimes, but rarely.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: I fucking listen to it, but I literally was listening
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: to it. I'm going to finish listening to it today,
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: but I don't think he was quitting though.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 3: I don't think.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: What the hell?
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: What's y'all take on him doing his last episode with
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 5: Uncle Joey today?
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: News to me, dawg. Honestly, news to me. Let me
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: know where you saw that.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Cocksucker.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Brian Ardon XG with pee in his
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 5: race car bed. I always wanted one, man. Never got one.
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: That shit looked uncomfortable, fool.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 2: That shit looked uncomfortable.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: Fuckpits?
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: No, the race carpet. Looks way more comfortable than a
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: fucking fuckpit.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 3: It's just a frame.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: That's all it is.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: I know what I'm saying, but like the freaking plastic.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, getting out. Yeah, getting out. Because you're thinking of
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: it as a grown ass man.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: Don't feel like even then.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: You're limping. You're a kid.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 2: Don't give a fuck, bro.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: You can jump it up and down, bro.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 2: You're like, zoom, zoom, on my way to sleep. No, yeah,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: for sure. For someone that wants all childhood shit, I'm
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: surprised you don't.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 3: Have a bed. He has a giant Hello Kitty bed. Well,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 3: we should go to his house. I think he actually
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: has one. He sleeps in her paw.
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 2: No, he probably has one.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 4: He probably has a car bed, but he's talking shit
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 4: on it, so we think he doesn't have one.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: It's the inside of a Pokeball, you piece of shit.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: That was sick, man. Have some respect.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 5: All right, next one. Joaquin Rodriguez. What's up, G? Same team.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: Same team, dog.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 5: All Dark Bro. One time that I finished after fuck,
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 5: lost hearing two minutes.
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 2: How did he write that? He wrote that like Xavier
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 2: would say.
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 2: I just read it the way he wrote it. I
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 2: heard he lost hearing after fucking for two minutes. I
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: guess so.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: The time that I finished after lost hearing. Don't. I
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: think he wrote that while he was fucking. He busted
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 3: a nut. It was so good. He couldn't hear anymore.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: Two minutes. Damn. Two minutes. Damn. That's crazy.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: I hope you married this bitch. I hope you married
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 2: this bitch. You should hit her up right now, dog.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: I don't care what you're doing in life right now.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 2: You hit that bitch up right now, bro. Two minutes.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 2: That's a long time.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: Congrats, bro. Damn.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 5: Go see a doctor, dude.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: Everyone's in the family.
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 3: It runs in the family, the manioc.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 3: Puro manioc.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 5: He is a chivas.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Bro.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: Am I? No, you're right.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: I'm not the only one.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 3: He's like, manioc ways. Yeah.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: You ever lost your hearing for fucking two minutes after
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 2: like a blowjob or something? That sounds like he just
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: wants to go to the ear doctor.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: That sounds like a problem.
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: It was like, this chick needs to fuck you.
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 3: His nut went upwards and came in his ear, blocked
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 3: his hearing.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: Must have ate something hot.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 5: Next one's from the homie Cruisin'. He sends us the
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 5: fucking flying lemon, dude.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Thank you for that super chat. Good luck.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: Thank you, homie. Good luck.
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 5: Then Joaquin Rodriguez sends us the mic. Heroes super sticker.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Someone said that fool was having a heart attack.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that fool was having a heart attack.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 3: Didn't know.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much for that super chat. Next one.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Robin the Hood. He sends us
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: the fucking flying lemon, fool.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, dawg.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 5: Next one is from Dabin in Elma, Washington. Sends us
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 5: a super chat.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: Thanks for Dabin.
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 5: Chitchat Sigs. Q, the artwork for the show, does the
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 5: guest choose? Question, does the artwork for the show, does
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: the guest choose?
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 3: Unfortunately not. Yeah, no, not yet. Sorry, dog. It depends on.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I give the ideas to Bartz, but I mean...
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: Now we're doing the thumbnails, thanks to Xavier, and those
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: have been working more, and I think you guys like.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 3: Those a little bit more. We're getting some hate on
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 3: the AI.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 2: No, that was just all Demi's friends.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: That was just all Demi's friends who fucking think that
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 1: girl didn't kill her kids.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, another bitch.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: That don't think that the kids should be dead right now.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: That bitch killed her kids. Next super chat. AI, please.
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 5: Next one is from TK or Better. Let's go hate Arch.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: Get it on your radar, Arch. Thank you.
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 5: Freestyle king.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 3: Right here. Don't make me drop a freestyle. Like my
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 3: name is Kyle. I've been sitting and waiting for a while.
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 3: I like to walk on the tile. I don't like carpet.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 5: Where you from? 8 Mile? Alright, next one's from Mardimar. WDSCS,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 5: let's go.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, dawg. Good luck to you.
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Chris. Same team.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: Same team, dawg.
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, shit. They just popped out of nowhere.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 3: I know. What the fuck?
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 5: Where am I?
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait, wait. Rousey sent like eight.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 3: We got gifts. All right, here we go. Here we go.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: Super chats, giveaways for everybody watching.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 2: We're wondering why they're doing this. They started flooding in
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: when Haydar was like, everybody's getting Haydar.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 5: Everybody's getting a bong rip.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, shit. He's bringing it. Every time you get $ 5
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 3: or more, you'll get a freestyle.
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 5: Thank you, dog. Next one's from Gray Don. Anyone watch
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: the new Elephant Graveyard video?
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 3: I did. Look it up, Ray. What is that?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 5: Came out five days ago, and they got one million
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: views on the first day. Dude crushed the Rogan sphere.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 3: Wow. All right, so what the fuck happened? Well, he
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: broke it down pretty good with the Epstein files and everything.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: It was a pretty good episode. Okay, so what is
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: this guy talking about, though? It's this guy who goes
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: in on that whole Rogan sphere comedy.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 2: Hating on, basically, Rogan. Is that that fat guy?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 3: We don't know who he is.
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: There's a bunch of those fools that do that.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 3: A lot of fool hate on the Rogan sphere because...
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 3: This guy just makes good videos. He makes careers? You
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: should just check it out.
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 4: This guy's literally saying Tony Hinchcliffe is no one. When
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 4: his name is... He has a show called Tony Hinchcliffe.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: He didn't call him nobody.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: He just said that he's a shit comic.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 2: Has that guy done stand-up? Like, who's this guy? My
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: thing is, who's this guy?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, he made a cool little video? Oh, good for him.
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 4: Like, you're literally shitting on a guy.
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 3: Why are you hurting your feelings? You're not even in
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 3: the Rogan sphere.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: He loves Tony.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 3: You don't think Sam's in the Rogan sphere? Yeah, but
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 3: I don't think... Sam wasn't even mentioned one in there. No,
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 3: I know, but it's just... But I still think... He
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: picked out specific people, and the stuff he said about
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: the specific people wasn't too off.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Sam for ending up in a lot
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 2: of reaction videos I watch.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 3: Sam's a real one. Sam wasn't even mentioned.
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, but I completely get it, but just the
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 4: Rogan sphere is just shitting on him.
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: I'm defending his daddy, fool. I don't think it's shitting
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: on anyone who's like, done Rogan. But he was shitting
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 3: on even Rogan. Yeah, but some of the stuff was like,
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: come on. That's rape, dude. I would say go watch it.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking comedian that just literally just started inviting people.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 3: Like, it's crazy. I watched it growing. I'm not mad
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: at him. I'm just saying some of the stuff that
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: he said. It's all right. Because if you watch the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 3: last episode, if you watch the one that he dropped,
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: just watch it. I'm just saying. Oh, you watched it? Yeah,
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: I watched it. And I trust him. I was like,
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: I get it. But you're just like a hater. For sure.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: Of course it takes a hater to make that. 100%
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: to put that effort into that. It takes a hater.
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 3: But some of the stuff that he drops, you're like, oh, damn. Oh, damn.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: He just connects everything with the Epstein files and shit.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: It's weird. Weird shit.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 5: Next one. Up is down. Merry Tuesday. Same team.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Same team, baby. They're coming in. Let's read them, Ray.
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 5: Next one, Louis Two Joints. Same team.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: Same team. That's a good name right there.
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: I got to take a piss. Next one, Lick Rick.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 5: Shout out WDSTS crew.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: Fire, fire, fire.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: Thank you, dawg. Appreciate it.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 3: Gracias. Piss can wait.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 5: Saul, the piss can wait, apparently. Buenos dias. Que vengan
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 5: mega vergasos.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 3: Buenos dias, homies. Buenos dias.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: If you got to go, I can read them.
• 1:33:40
  Speaker 5: I know where you're at.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: Nah, it can wait.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: The piss can wait. It's because they take a while.
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 3: All right, next one.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 5: Monte Blanco. What's up, fools?
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 3: Don't. Don't. Crickets.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 2: Next one. The next three are from Browsy.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: I think. Yeah.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 5: Browsy sends us the one up and the try again.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 5: So thank you.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: Thank you for the three super chats, homegirl.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: Mama.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 5: Ortelo Fights got an email. Cool prizes today. Hashtag same team.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Same team, dog. I do send your shit out like
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: right after the show. So anybody who wins, literally fucking
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: hit me up on my DM if you win today
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: and I will send it out today. Like literally today, dog.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: These people know, dog.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: I'll fucking go do it.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 3: Today, a la fuerza. My mom is with me.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: But these fools go home and sleep.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 3: Next one.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 2: We'll get tacos first. Fuck you guys, all right, dawg? Yeah,
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: we know what Nitty gets. Tacos de Vergas.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Can I get two Vergas tacos, please? Yikes.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 5: Next one, J.C., 10, JC88. Another good show. Same team
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 5: to all the homies.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 3: Same team. Thanks for listening, fool. Oh, shit. They just.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool. 428GA. Same team. Arriba, Mexico.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 3: For La Raza, fool.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: Happy Independence Day to the Mexicans out there.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 5: Happy Mexican Independence Day to you.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to have some tacos later.
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 3: I got to get drunk. Yeah, I got to get
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 3: tacos too. No, I got to get drunk for my country.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Edwin Velasquez.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: I'm so sad about it.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 5: The next one's from Edwin Velasquez. Rate my chorizo. Shout
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 5: out to you guys.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 3: That's a fresco-ass question, bro. Yeah, fool.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 2: That's the next one.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 3: First, you got to send a picture of it to
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: Nitty so he can rate it.
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, send it to Nitty. Yeah, that's what I just said.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 3: Send it to Nitty.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 2: You got to send it first before you rate it,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: but send it to Nitty.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: It better be chorizo, fool.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 5: Next one's from Browsy4Chorizo.
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 2: He's going to send you chorizo, fool.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bro.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: He's going to send you links.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: On the grill.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 5: All right, the next one's from Browzy. She sends us
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 5: the wink.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Browzy.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 3: Thank you, homie. Mama.
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 5: Raska Iwele sends... Saka.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: A great-ass fucking name.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 5: Raska Iwele, the Haydar. Raska Iwele, I heard Nitty has
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 5: a Mexican flag, three-ramp stamp tramp. For the Raza.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 3: For the Raza. For my... For all the paisas out there.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: I got one. Yikes.
• 1:36:15
  Speaker 2: I think we have the last one.
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 5: The last one, that motherfucker... Que tenga un buen dia,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 5: mis pobres.
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 3: Thank you. We are the poors. We are the poors.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: Hey, Nitty, how mad would Indian people get if you
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: got another flag tatted on you?
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 3: Another flag? What do you mean?
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: Let's just say you were to get a Mexican flag
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: on you.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 3: I'll get a flag for the Raza. I love the Mexicans.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: Chamoy is my favorite fruit.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: But you wouldn't get from, let's say, your family to
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: be like, what the fuck is this?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: No, they wouldn't care. They're like, Why? Why Mexico? Dude.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: His mom. Shut up.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: Your mom was flipping out because you almost joined the Illuminati.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: That's different. You think she's not going to flip out
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: about a fucking Mexican flag across your back? That's joining
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 3: the Illuminati, bro. She knew better.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: I read the fucking message in fucking Indian fucking accent.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: It was like, please don't join no groups.
• 1:37:09
  Speaker 3: She probably said more like, don't join no groups. That's
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: how she sounds.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just like, dude. I'm like, why did
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 2: I read this in this?
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: You should have. That's good. That's how I read your message.
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 1: That's how I read it in my mind. I didn't
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: even have to read it out loud. It's just my mind.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: I was like, why does she sound like this in
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: my head? I was like, she probably does. We got
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: two more.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going to read them. Commander Roach sends Hero. Thank
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 2: you so much.
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 3: Hero.
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 2: Chinese people.
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 3: We got all the Pokemon cards. And last one.
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 2: Comes from Browsy420. Arriba los pobres. That's right.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 3: That's right. Gracias, mama. All right, dog.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: I'm going to pick third place right now.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 3: One more.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 2: No, there's no more.
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: Wait, dude. One more just popped up. Oh, there. All right. ML415.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: XG.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 5: Giggles when he farts in his bathtub.
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck you, dog.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: Like Elmo.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 3: That's the bath bomb that he throws in there?
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 4: It's pretty whack to take a bath.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: Pretty gay. Yeah, it is pretty gay. It's been a
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: long ass time since I've done it. Okay, what's gayer?
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 3: Taking a bath and watching Mean Girls or taking a
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: bath and watching Hello Kitty?
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: Alright, I'm going to click this.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: Alright, third place is going to go to.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: Third place is The Homie Cruisin'. Congratulations.
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 3: That's right, homie.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: The Homie Cruisin'. Congratulations.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 4: Don't forget to tag us when you get it, please,
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 4: on Instagram.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, repost all of those shits. We all get tagged
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 2: when we repost it. Second place is going to be
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: going to.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: And winner, winner, chicken dinner.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Slick Rick K018. Slick Rick 018. Thank you so much. Congratulations.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 4: And if you want, either hit him up on Patreon.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 4: If you're a Patreon subscriber, hit him up on Instagram.
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: Send me the info right now. I'll fucking send that shit.
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: And the first.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: Place winner, I might give an extra one because you
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: guys fucking went all crazy. All right. First place winner
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: is going to be Christian Solas.
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: No. Nope.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 2: Up is down.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 3: Sorry, dog. Houston, Texas. Congratulations. Let's go. Congratulitos.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: Hey, but I'm going to do an extra one.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 3: Fuck that.
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: I'm going to hook him up with an extra one, dog.
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm going to do the same thing. I'm going
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 1: to do the pen, the fucking... I'm going to throw
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 1: in some HADAR as well. So you get the same
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: thing as third place.
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Here you go. Let's pick one more.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 3: One more.
• 1:39:57
  Speaker 2: One more.
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 3: For La Raza. For La Raza, homie.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: Brian Ardon, 820. That might be.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 3: A new winner. New winner.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 5: That's right.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 3: New winner. Hey, bro.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: Four different people, dog.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much, man. That was a lot of people, dog.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: Congratulations to all four people. I mean, hey, man, we're
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 1: doing this and we're going to keep doing it as
• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: long as you guys are up here fucking making it happen.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: And I'm honestly happy that it's different people.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 1: I feel like it's, you know, it's like it's once
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: it's like spins, you just don't know who it is.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: And it gives us the incentive to keep hooking you
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 1: guys up. So expect even bigger giveaway on Thursday. I'm
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 1: going to do fucking four prizes again. You know, I mean,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 1: trust it's going to be really dope. So all you
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 1: got to do is keep super chatting and you guys
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 1: will keep getting hooked up. Let's give it up for
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: our guest. The one and only Frank Salazar. Frankie, what
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: you got going on? What you working on? You just
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 1: boxing right now?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, just been working on a couple different projects, man,
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 6: you know, from in the marketing sphere. So, you know,
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 6: working on, working with the homies at HADAR, working with
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 6: a couple other people down in Orange County.
• 1:41:10
  Speaker 3: Shout out to my boy, Matt Allen, a.k.a. Juice Unlocked.
• 1:41:15
  Speaker 6: Um, so we're working on a couple of different projects.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 6: I'm working back into like the nonprofit sector. Um, I've
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 6: been running this, uh, boxing program for the last three
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: years where I partnered up with a nonprofit down in
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 6: orange County named underground grit. And so for the last
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 6: three years, we brought in young men into the boxing
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 6: gym every week, every Sunday. Um, we haven't, you know,
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 6: we have guided conversations and then we go into boxing.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 6: So all these young men have been either formerly incarcerated,
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 6: system impacted. I really believe like boxing and sports is
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 6: something that really can, especially for men, like having that.
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 3: Discipline is incredibly important.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 6: So, you know, the program now, these youngsters came in,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 6: you know, just wanting to learn how to throw hands.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 3: And then now I have two of the guys competing.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: So that's something, something super proud of.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: People don't understand, bro, like how impactful that could be, bro,
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 1: when you have a mentor, bro. That's why, like, back
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 1: in the day, they used to tell you, they're like, hey, bro,
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 1: it don't matter if your dad's not there, bro. You
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 1: can find a solid coach. You can find a solid
• 1:42:18
  Speaker 1: big brother. Somebody will teach you some shit. And honestly,
• 1:42:21
  Speaker 1: discipline comes with sports hand in hand and, like, teamwork
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 1: and everything, bro.
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:42:26
  Speaker 1: So that's very important, man. Like, don't be, don't ever
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: be talking about, ah, your kid's going to get hurt.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 1: Your kid's going to get hurt regardless.
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 1: So you might as well fucking have him have some
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 1: growing pains with somebody there teaching him some shit. Because
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 1: if they learn the growing pains in the streets, there's
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 1: only two places you're going to end up.
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 3: Sure.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Anything else?
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 3: Nah, man.
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 6: Appreciate y'all. Appreciate y'all having us, man. Thank you for
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 6: Tito and everybody coming in from Hadar.
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. I'm blessing everybody and blessing everybody out there, man.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 3: I appreciate y'all. Thank you, bro.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: Nitty? Shout out to you guys. Number one Mexican podcast
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 3: in the world. You already know. Thanks for listening. Shout
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 3: out to the Raza. I hope you guys have a
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: great Independence Day. I hope you guys bust off some fireworks,
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: like some true fucking paisa.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: Do illegal ones.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: Or the illegal ones. Do the type of fireworks that
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 3: your status in this country is. All right?
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: It should be the opposite.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 3: No, some people will do legal, some will do illegal.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 3: It should be the opposite. It'll be different. If you're illegal,
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: don't do illegal fireworks.
• 1:43:28
  Speaker 2: They won't call the cops.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: Not a good idea. It's not going to turn out
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 4: good for you. Don't listen to Nitty. See, he's not
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 4: for the Rasa is what I'm trying to say.
• 1:43:34
  Speaker 3: I'm for the Rasa. Nitty is not a bean.
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 2: Next one. I mean, what is it?
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: Ray.
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 2: That was it?
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 5: Shout out to Frank. My blood.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: Maybe. That's right.
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 5: You got to do a 23andMe and see where that goes.
• 1:43:51
  Speaker 3: Probably related.
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Shout out to God. Shout out to YFee. Check
• 1:43:56
  Speaker 5: me out on the Morning Real podcast. And yeah. Xavier Guerrero.
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 2: Hit that like button.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Subscribe. We'll be here again.
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 4: On Thursday at 9.30 with Super Chats, we got a
• 1:44:07
  Speaker 4: funny-ass comic. Nitty's fucking funny friend that he finally booked
• 1:44:11
  Speaker 4: that we've been asking for.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: No, actually, we switched. Jeff died? No, I switched it.
• 1:44:15
  Speaker 3: Because he had a flight. No, we got Josh Potter.
• 1:44:19
  Speaker 3: I booked him last night. Oh, I love Josh Potter.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah.
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 2: Nah, he's a homie. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah.
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 2: That's the fool with the big ass tumor?
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's just nasty.
• 1:44:26
  Speaker 2: We've had him on.
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God, bro.
• 1:44:29
  Speaker 2: That's who had that.
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: No, no.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 2: You've had a mom before. Yeah. And he showed us
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: what it was like. He used to work at your
• 1:44:34
  Speaker 2: mom's house.
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 3: Disgusting.
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: He's the homie, though.
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the homie. He'll be here Thursday. It'll be
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: a good time.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, he, I mean, he saw how we reacted
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: on air.
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:44:44
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• 1:44:45
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• 1:44:48
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• 1:44:50
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• 1:44:54
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• 1:44:56
  Speaker 1: flavors by his own.com. Thank you to who the person, Michael,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 1: who bought one out of the two high and hungry rings.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 1: That's 43 grams of us. Some Troy silver. So it's,
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 1: and it's a custom ring. Like the one I got
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 1: on right here in my hand right now. I had
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 1: it upside down. I had these made. So I have
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 1: like a size 12 and a 13 and they're all handcrafted.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 1: So if you want one your size, let me know.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 1: But yeah, they're available on the website. Shout out to
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 1: the person who bought the first one. There's also a
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 1: lot of other shirts being restocked. Like the one Xavier
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 1: is wearing is being limited drop again. The one with
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 1: the cats is being brought back. There's some tote bags.
• 1:45:35
  Speaker 1: The highly spirit one. The Halloween one is coming up
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 1: as well. The high spirit. So there's a couple of
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 1: them being restocked. Also, to save the date, October 3rd
• 1:45:45
  Speaker 1: is going to be going down High Hungry Mercadito at
• 1:45:47
  Speaker 1: fucking Correas Mariscos. Out there, plenty of parking, a lot
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 1: of local small business, and it's going to be dope.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 1: So make sure you guys just come support and come
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 1: get some red-eyed coffee, bro.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: Literally fucking bomb-ass coffee.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: And also save the date for Comic-Con LA. Comic-Con LA.
• 1:46:07
  Speaker 1: I will be vending with the homie A Plus Products.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 1: So we'll be right there in the middle. I will
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 1: have a clothes rack and a table full of some
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 1: dope shit.
• 1:46:15
  Speaker 2: So make sure you guys come up.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm making all these designs for. So make
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 1: sure you guys come get them like the Spider-Man one
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 1: and all the other ones.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: We'll be back Thursday. Watch the Dr. Green Thumb show
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: at 1 o'clock.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 3: Peace out.