Latest / Untraditionally Lala / Heather McDonald’s Juicy Scoop on the Housewives & the Mormon Wives!
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- 0:05Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous. It is Laalaka and welcome back to the
- 0:08Speaker 1: Give Them Laala podcast. I have Jessica Wolta with me.
- 0:13Speaker 1: Hi babe. Hello, Easton is in Hawaii for a wedding.
- 0:18Speaker 1: Sounds pretty sheet great.
- 0:19Speaker 2: So she and he's having so much fun.
- 0:21Speaker 1: I heard, Yeah, he's having a great time. So my
- 0:25Speaker 1: other co host is Heather McDonald's Yai Mama. I love
- 0:30Speaker 1: having you because I tell you this every time we
- 0:33Speaker 1: hang out, anytime you do my podcast, anytime I do yours,
- 0:36Speaker 1: that you are one of the funniest people that I've
- 0:38Speaker 1: ever met in my entire life. So I'm so happy
- 0:40Speaker 1: to have you here.
- 0:41Speaker 3: Well, thank you. I love you too. And I'm excited
- 0:44Speaker 3: because part of the payment is that I get to
- 0:48Speaker 3: come over and see the new Sosa baby, which I've
- 0:52Speaker 3: not I've not met that cuteness in person, and I'm
- 0:55Speaker 3: pretty excited.
- 0:57Speaker 1: She's officially what is she No?
- 1:00Speaker 4: No.
- 1:00Speaker 1: Five weeks and some change, so you'll be one.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Of the still get to like it's still babyhead smell
- 1:06Speaker 3: and all that, right.
- 1:07Speaker 1: All the things a good Yeah. Five weeks is when
- 1:10Speaker 1: a little bit of baby acne pops up. She's got
- 1:12Speaker 1: more than the average newborn. She's got very sensitive skin.
- 1:15Speaker 1: And she is a white baby. Heather, Okay, she to
- 1:19Speaker 1: be white.
- 1:20Speaker 3: And I brought the jig and self Tanner could slaughter
- 1:23Speaker 3: up at it.
- 1:24Speaker 1: She is my fair lady. That is. I'll be breastfeeding
- 1:28Speaker 1: her and like I'll sit her up to switch boobs
- 1:31Speaker 1: and I look at her face and I'm like, oh
- 1:32Speaker 1: my god, what happened? And it's just literally from me
- 1:35Speaker 1: ever so slightly holding her head like redness or something,
- 1:40Speaker 1: all the redness. If you were to open a box
- 1:43Speaker 1: of crayolas, hers would be fire red. No, she's very cute.
- 1:49Speaker 1: You'll be one of the first people to meet her.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Oh good, I'm very excited. I'm very excited.
- 1:52Speaker 2: I'm curious if you think she looks like gig Oh.
- 1:56Speaker 3: I've seen I've seen the photo that you posted. Did
- 1:58Speaker 3: you think or yes, definitely? And I mean I think
- 2:01Speaker 3: she looks a lot like you and I look and yeah,
- 2:05Speaker 3: and so I think that. But it's funny because before
- 2:10Speaker 3: you know, you came out with the name and I
- 2:12Speaker 3: just like, I don't know, I said, like on some show,
- 2:15Speaker 3: I'm like, I know the name and it goes great
- 2:16Speaker 3: with Ocean because I do think ocean and Sosa sound
- 2:19Speaker 3: good together, and you kind of want sibling names, especially
- 2:22Speaker 3: if they're the same sex. I think you kind of
- 2:24Speaker 3: go good together. So then people were like, it's sailor.
- 2:27Speaker 3: It's this like people thought it was an ocean name,
- 2:29Speaker 3: and I just beent, like, no, the the oh of
- 2:32Speaker 3: Sosa sounds cute with ocean totally.
- 2:35Speaker 1: I think people either loved the name or were not
- 2:39Speaker 1: fans of the name.
- 2:40Speaker 3: Who cares.
- 2:41Speaker 1: I don't really give a fuck.
- 2:42Speaker 3: Everybody what. It doesn't matter even if someone doesn't like it.
- 2:44Speaker 3: That's the name. One since the name, and she's like,
- 2:46Speaker 3: I can't see her as anything else, and and you
- 2:49Speaker 3: love it, you know. And also there aren't a lot
- 2:51Speaker 3: of like bitchy ex girlfriend's names Sosa. I don't know,
- 2:56Speaker 3: I don't know what because that's always that's always thing. Really, Craig,
- 3:02Speaker 3: you name your son Craig. You know, it's like, so
- 3:05Speaker 3: it's all good. Yeah.
- 3:07Speaker 1: My whole thing is if you don't like it, don't
- 3:09Speaker 1: name your child that exactly.
- 3:11Speaker 5: I didn't realize how much people care about syllables too.
- 3:13Speaker 5: The people who love it are like, and it's the
- 3:15Speaker 5: same syllable ocean Sosa.
- 3:17Speaker 2: Do you care about that, you do, don't you.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Well, I just like the flow of.
- 3:21Speaker 3: That good together.
- 3:23Speaker 1: I think it does too. I also love the fact
- 3:26Speaker 1: that I and I just learned this that the the
- 3:31Speaker 1: drug mob boss or whatever in Scarface is named something Sosa.
- 3:36Speaker 3: Do you guess? I just love Scarface for the first
- 3:40Speaker 3: time in my entire life. On that to the East Coast. Yeah, okay,
- 3:44Speaker 3: I'd never seen it, and I mean I thought it
- 3:47Speaker 3: was great. I just I thought there was going to
- 3:50Speaker 3: be more like passion love between the like before watching it,
- 3:55Speaker 3: knowing that Michelle Pfiffer wasn't it and that she was
- 3:56Speaker 3: like the drug lord's girlfriend, and then they found I
- 3:59Speaker 3: thought there was a reason why she fell in love
- 4:01Speaker 3: with him, and I felt like there was no chemistry
- 4:04Speaker 3: and I wanted that like he's a he's an awful
- 4:07Speaker 3: murder person, but like he's sexy and I can't get
- 4:10Speaker 3: enough of him. And then someone's like, oh, the movie
- 4:12Speaker 3: to watch if you want to see that one is
- 4:14Speaker 3: with I think it's Johnny Depp and Blow Cruise Blow. Yes,
- 4:21Speaker 3: that one. There's like a real passion where she's like,
- 4:25Speaker 3: you know, finds herself in love with the drug lord
- 4:28Speaker 3: and that's what I wanted to see more of all right,
- 4:32Speaker 3: yeah that but yeah, so yeah, so the name is
- 4:35Speaker 3: also I was gonna say about so so, which is great.
- 4:37Speaker 3: Tell me is when it comes time for her to
- 4:40Speaker 3: learn how to spell her name, it's pretty easy, was off,
- 4:44Speaker 3: like a genius.
- 4:45Speaker 1: Yeah, Ocean already knows how because it's the easiest name
- 4:48Speaker 1: on the planet. Yes.
- 4:49Speaker 3: So then it's like, oh my god, you're so smart
- 4:50Speaker 3: you already spell your name. It's like like if you
- 4:53Speaker 3: name your kid Bob, and like you'll not be worried
- 4:55Speaker 3: about that child's development.
- 4:57Speaker 1: Like I thought if it. My grandpa's name was Bob
- 5:00Speaker 1: and for a short period of time, it's so good.
- 5:02Speaker 1: I'm like, if I have a boy, Bob is the name.
- 5:05Speaker 1: It's so good.
- 5:06Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 5:07Speaker 1: Have you been watching that Mormon Wives show?
- 5:10Speaker 3: Yes, I'm completely up on it, and I interviewed two
- 5:12Speaker 3: of the girls.
- 5:13Speaker 1: All right, so let me tell you I'm completely not
- 5:15Speaker 1: up on it.
- 5:15Speaker 3: Well, you know you're part of it. Now, can you
- 5:18Speaker 3: tell us what you're talking about?
- 5:19Speaker 2: The cousin the genealogy related.
- 5:22Speaker 1: So Shina texted that to me and I said, I
- 5:25Speaker 1: want no parts. I want no parts. I got through
- 5:29Speaker 1: three episodes. I told myself, I'm going to give it
- 5:32Speaker 1: another shot. So I got through half of the second
- 5:35Speaker 1: episode that I left behind, picked it up, watched that,
- 5:39Speaker 1: got through the third episode, and said I cannot do it.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Why.
- 5:45Speaker 1: I just I don't find it interesting. I find it cringey.
- 5:51Speaker 1: I find it to be I just am not everyone
- 5:54Speaker 1: else is into it. No, everyone loves it.
- 5:56Speaker 3: Not necessarily true, because like you know, I have like
- 5:58Speaker 3: a group that watches these shows and we talk about
- 6:01Speaker 3: it on my Facebook group and know a lot of
- 6:03Speaker 3: people felt exactly what you did. Like, I don't get
- 6:05Speaker 3: the hype. I've I got them all in that code.
- 6:09Speaker 3: I was able to figure out how to watch it.
- 6:11Speaker 3: They're able to out the pasta So I was watching
- 6:14Speaker 3: them and because I was going to interview them. Sometimes
- 6:18Speaker 3: when you have to watch something because you're going to
- 6:20Speaker 3: do work, it feels a little bit like work. So
- 6:22Speaker 3: at first I thought was a little bit better about working.
- 6:24Speaker 3: Just when I was about to give up on it,
- 6:26Speaker 3: I was like, oh, oh my god, I have more
- 6:28Speaker 3: episodes to watch, and then it kind of was getting good.
- 6:32Speaker 3: But I get what everyone says. I get that they
- 6:35Speaker 3: all look alike. It's really hard to.
- 6:37Speaker 1: Keep them Utah that's Utah. Everyone looks the same. They've
- 6:40Speaker 1: all got like the inserted you know, those teeth that
- 6:43Speaker 1: you wind up and the yeah, they all have those mouths.
- 6:48Speaker 1: So when I came out here and people are like,
- 6:49Speaker 1: your teeth are amazing, I'm like, not even go to
- 6:52Speaker 1: Utah and it's like a lot of dentists, a lot
- 6:57Speaker 1: of dentists, a lot of teeth whitener people. I think it's.
- 7:01Speaker 3: Also like clean living of Mormons. Like I remember when they,
- 7:05Speaker 3: you know, rescued all those Mormon kids from like whatever,
- 7:10Speaker 3: horrible guy's name was Ohn Jeffs Yeah, and they were like,
- 7:14Speaker 3: oh my god, these kids. They're so polite. They're just
- 7:16Speaker 3: asking for like raw apples and carrots and they no
- 7:20Speaker 3: processed food and generations of no drinking and no. I mean,
- 7:24Speaker 3: I do think that kind of gives you a healthier glow,
- 7:27Speaker 3: whether it's your teeth or your skin or your hair
- 7:29Speaker 3: or whatever. It's good clean in bread living.
- 7:35Speaker 1: You said it, No.
- 7:37Speaker 3: Well a lot you know, speaking of inbread. Okay. So
- 7:41Speaker 3: so there's this girl and I interviewed her and she
- 7:44Speaker 3: was very cute and her name is Jen Affleck. And
- 7:48Speaker 3: they made a big deal. They would say all the girls.
- 7:51Speaker 3: Here is Demi. Here's this. They would never say anyone
- 7:53Speaker 3: else's last name when they bring them up on the
- 7:55Speaker 3: In the show, she's married to Zach f Affleck, who
- 7:59Speaker 3: is a They described it as a second cousin to Ben.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Okay, so relect not like aflack, not the duck like
- 8:09Speaker 1: the actor. Yes, got it.
- 8:11Speaker 3: And so I was like, well, that's interesting because you
- 8:16Speaker 3: know Ben is famously from Boston. I'm assuming his family
- 8:20Speaker 3: is Catholic who somehow married a Mormon along the road
- 8:24Speaker 3: to then be Mormon. Like I was just curious about
- 8:27Speaker 3: that part. So I'm asking her and she's just kind
- 8:30Speaker 3: of like oh, And so I was like, so, wait,
- 8:32Speaker 3: is it like Ben's a grandparent of Ben's is a
- 8:36Speaker 3: sibling to a grandparent of or a great grandparent of
- 8:40Speaker 3: your husband's Like I was just trying.
- 8:42Speaker 1: You were putting a family tree anyway.
- 8:44Speaker 3: Turns out they're not related at all at all. That's
- 8:47Speaker 3: what genealogy people are saying. They're not related at all.
- 8:50Speaker 3: They just have the same last name. She had said
- 8:53Speaker 3: that they had never met him, but I'm like, well, yeah,
- 8:55Speaker 3: I haven't met a third removed cousin either, you know.
- 8:58Speaker 3: And so then and they said, but he's related to Laala.
- 9:03Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I don't even I don't
- 9:04Speaker 1: even fucking claim my first cousins, all right, so I
- 9:08Speaker 1: ain't claiming a fourth Three times removed. I told Sheena,
- 9:12Speaker 1: I want no parts of it. It's weird. I don't
- 9:16Speaker 1: claim it. I don't want it sent. Take this package home.
- 9:21Speaker 3: Read well. There's there's also talk that she might be
- 9:25Speaker 3: separated from him now the girl, because he came off
- 9:28Speaker 3: very poorly in the.
- 9:29Speaker 1: Show and they was hair his weird wafty hair.
- 9:33Speaker 3: It was that he seemed quite controlling and he got
- 9:37Speaker 3: real weird when the girls went to Magic Mike or
- 9:41Speaker 3: Chippendale's or whatever and in Vegas and they went at
- 9:44Speaker 3: like six o'clock, it was like light out. They're drinking
- 9:46Speaker 3: their SODA's I means, pretty fucking tame, but whatever. And
- 9:50Speaker 3: but you know, he's one of those guys that which
- 9:53Speaker 3: is like the complete opposite. I went to thunder Down Under, Okay,
- 9:57Speaker 3: when I was in Vegas before my show. Not only
- 10:01Speaker 3: was I pulled up on stage because I made sure
- 10:03Speaker 3: I was gonna be pulled up on stage.
- 10:04Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
- 10:06Speaker 3: And you know when they did on real houses of
- 10:08Speaker 3: Beverly Hills. It was Sutton being like, it's not about
- 10:11Speaker 3: the pants. You know, she wore pants. I wore a skirt.
- 10:14Speaker 3: I was like, let it be seen. I had little
- 10:17Speaker 3: hot pants off, but I wore a sexy dress.
- 10:19Speaker 1: Yeah okay, So then hold on, did you wear cartwheel pants?
- 10:23Speaker 1: That's what they're called now, cartwheel pants that you wear
- 10:27Speaker 1: under like a dress.
- 10:28Speaker 3: It's like a little power short. So it's like sexy
- 10:31Speaker 3: in a little but it's also like little like so cartwheels.
- 10:34Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, cart wheel short.
- 10:35Speaker 1: Nothing shows. I just learned this because Ocean I have
- 10:39Speaker 1: to send her to school in cartwheel pants. So you
- 10:41Speaker 1: wore a skirt, but you put on your dress.
- 10:44Speaker 3: With black dress little you know, hispanic shorts full but
- 10:48Speaker 3: full coverage.
- 10:49Speaker 1: OK yeah, I love it, so keep going.
- 10:51Speaker 3: And so the guy pulls me up and he had
- 10:54Speaker 3: like long hair, which is not ever really bend my jam.
- 10:58Speaker 2: It was the guy we interviewed lost know.
- 11:00Speaker 1: Was it magic guy?
- 11:03Speaker 5: It was we interview We had him on the podcast.
- 11:05Speaker 5: I saw I think a video.
- 11:07Speaker 1: It was a huge was Yeah.
- 11:08Speaker 3: They're all like huge long hair is names like Ben.
- 11:11Speaker 3: I think I wouldn't name like I was just another
- 11:17Speaker 3: you know, older drunk lady like he was like, get
- 11:20Speaker 3: me off this shift, right, So then he pulls me
- 11:22Speaker 3: up and we're doing all this stuff and we're filming
- 11:26Speaker 3: it by Julie of Brandy and Juliet are filming it
- 11:29Speaker 3: for me because then we're going to do a live
- 11:31Speaker 3: show in Vegas and I wanted to show that video
- 11:33Speaker 3: just for those people. So, you know, he is on
- 11:37Speaker 3: the bed and then it's like weird because it's like
- 11:40Speaker 3: they're thrusting it but they're you know, he's not hard.
- 11:44Speaker 3: So I've never had like a guy. I never felt
- 11:47Speaker 3: like a non hard dick like that close to me.
- 11:49Speaker 1: I think that they do something to it so that
- 11:52Speaker 1: you that he doesn't get a heart on.
- 11:55Speaker 3: I think it's like a guy no, doesn't doesn't get hard.
- 11:58Speaker 3: You know. Most most are like you know, come home
- 12:04Speaker 3: from work and see their wife and are like, I'm
- 12:05Speaker 3: I'm to see another one. Like I don't know, I
- 12:07Speaker 3: just I don't know, I don't know. I'm not a guy.
- 12:09Speaker 1: All we know is it was flaccid.
- 12:11Speaker 3: It was fine, it was fine, but it was fine.
- 12:12Speaker 3: It was funny video. So then on top of that,
- 12:16Speaker 3: I then have my twenty one year old son.
- 12:19Speaker 1: He had to.
- 12:19Speaker 3: Then edit the video of his mom and I'm like, god,
- 12:23Speaker 3: you're made for TV movie about your childhood and it's
- 12:26Speaker 3: gonna be like so was it Drake. Yeah, Drake was
- 12:29Speaker 3: doing it, and so I'm like he's like cutting it
- 12:31Speaker 3: da da dah. And then I show it to Peter.
- 12:33Speaker 3: He's like, okay, like the most non chous this, yeah,
- 12:38Speaker 3: hazard Peter. And meanwhile, this's like this Mormon guy is like,
- 12:41Speaker 3: you're not the wife. You're not gonna make it to
- 12:44Speaker 3: the celestial heaven with me. I'm like, oh my god,
- 12:46Speaker 3: she's crying. She's like I was just trying to be
- 12:48Speaker 3: on a reality show. Like so people didn't like him your.
- 12:52Speaker 1: Cousin, Okay, you she's not my cousin. I'm not claiming him.
- 12:56Speaker 1: You good bye.
- 12:57Speaker 5: You have such a passion for not and I've seen
- 13:01Speaker 5: comments of people being like she's such a hater.
- 13:03Speaker 2: But then you made a good point to me off air.
- 13:05Speaker 5: You're like, I experienced a lot of weird, not weird
- 13:08Speaker 5: shit during childhood. You saw and heard a lot of
- 13:11Speaker 5: weird stuff about the Mormons because your mom.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Came from that family.
- 13:15Speaker 1: So it's not my mom, my dad, your dad, my dad,
- 13:19Speaker 1: and I did not like the way that my dad's
- 13:22Speaker 1: family treated him because he left the church when he
- 13:25Speaker 1: was twenty two. I just what some people when they
- 13:30Speaker 1: watch that show, the Mormon Show, what they think is
- 13:34Speaker 1: intriguing in wild I experienced from my family members and
- 13:40Speaker 1: the judgment and what it does to a female's mental
- 13:45Speaker 1: state and how they sit there and they have to
- 13:49Speaker 1: please the husband. They're usually controlled, they don't have minds
- 13:52Speaker 1: of their own, they're submissive, they're subservient. It's really fucking sad.
- 13:58Speaker 1: So I want no part of it.
- 14:00Speaker 3: Well, I will say this about the show. All the
- 14:03Speaker 3: girls are divorced. Everybody's on their second husband, which I
- 14:07Speaker 3: find very confusing about such a strict religion because I'm like,
- 14:11Speaker 3: how is it that everybody can get divorced two and
- 14:13Speaker 3: three times and then oh, but you just have to
- 14:15Speaker 3: get some paperwork done by the the head temple people.
- 14:18Speaker 1: I'm like, what, like, you a temple divorce. Yeah, if
- 14:21Speaker 1: you don't get the temple divorce, you're together.
- 14:25Speaker 3: Like you get to have it, And they're like, I'm sorry,
- 14:26Speaker 3: your paperwork's not in so you've got to be with
- 14:28Speaker 3: the first husband. And you're like the ass While I
- 14:31Speaker 3: did it when I was twenty. They're like, yeah, you
- 14:33Speaker 3: didn't fill out your paperwork right, And keep.
- 14:35Speaker 1: In mind they can also when when you die, someone
- 14:39Speaker 1: can go in and baptize you and put your name
- 14:42Speaker 1: in the church. So they just like are mormonizing all
- 14:44Speaker 1: of these people who never wanted to be Mormon after
- 14:47Speaker 1: they're dead in their crape. That's why it's just absolute insanity.
- 14:52Speaker 1: And the one girl who's like battling with the main
- 14:55Speaker 1: girl who got pregnant by that quack tailor. And what's
- 14:59Speaker 1: the one the blonde, short hair Whitney Whitney, so.
- 15:03Speaker 3: She's Mary's husband was caught on grinder, I mean, and
- 15:06Speaker 3: addicted to port just a little slip there, it was tender.
- 15:11Speaker 3: So come on, everyone's subtled down. They're pregnant again, and
- 15:14Speaker 3: they she's the one that did the dance. Do you
- 15:16Speaker 3: know what the the dance tell us about that? I
- 15:19Speaker 3: don't know what the Whitney's dance tell me. Whitney's scoop
- 15:22Speaker 3: was juicier than the tailor scoop because the tailor scoop
- 15:25Speaker 3: is that she did side swinging or no soft swinging.
- 15:29Speaker 1: What is that you make out and like jack people off?
- 15:32Speaker 1: You don't let them insert you.
- 15:34Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not full penetration in front of your partner, yes.
- 15:38Speaker 1: But I think she did it behind his back, which
- 15:40Speaker 1: it then became cheating.
- 15:42Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Then then she so it was a group
- 15:46Speaker 3: of people that were like basically it started with like
- 15:48Speaker 3: spinning the battle whatever. Then they were like doing stuff
- 15:50Speaker 3: with each other grown these are grown people, by the Yeah,
- 15:54Speaker 3: like they put their kids to sleep, and then they
- 15:55Speaker 3: would be like first, she said, first it was like
- 15:58Speaker 3: the husbands were like, you girls should kids. Then it
- 16:01Speaker 3: was like, we should kiss each other's partners. Then it
- 16:03Speaker 3: should be like we should have sex with our own partners,
- 16:06Speaker 3: but in the same room. Then it should be like,
- 16:08Speaker 3: let's switch and just dry hump each other's partners. And
- 16:11Speaker 3: then two of the guys that she was dry humping
- 16:13Speaker 3: with got feelings for her, and then she couldn't understand
- 16:17Speaker 3: why those wives didn't want to be her friend anymore.
- 16:20Speaker 3: Then it gets weird, So then they she exploded it
- 16:23Speaker 3: on TikTok.
- 16:24Speaker 1: That's when it gets weird. It's weird once you put
- 16:26Speaker 1: the kids to bed and you're playing fucking spin the
- 16:28Speaker 1: bottle and you're in a grown person's backyard hot tubbing.
- 16:32Speaker 1: But it's his parents and you're drinking out of a
- 16:34Speaker 1: fucking flask and you're like, don't let his parents get's like,
- 16:37Speaker 1: you're twenty nine, you're twenty nine, You're twenty fucking nine.
- 16:41Speaker 2: This is what happens when you're.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Okay.
- 16:45Speaker 3: So that's she, you know, woke up in the middle
- 16:49Speaker 3: of the night and read or read it that they
- 16:51Speaker 3: knew that she was a swigger, and she's like, well,
- 16:53Speaker 3: I better clear it up on TikTok. So then she
- 16:55Speaker 3: gets on TikTok and that's where she does the famous one.
- 16:58Speaker 3: We're you know, the these girls that you see me
- 17:01Speaker 3: dancing with with their long locks and stuff in our
- 17:05Speaker 3: you know, matching homes, we are actually soft swingers. So
- 17:08Speaker 3: then everyone's like, who's the swingers? So then they get
- 17:11Speaker 3: the reality show. But the girls that were involved in
- 17:13Speaker 3: the swinging were like, we don't want to be part
- 17:15Speaker 3: of the rally show because we don't want the world
- 17:18Speaker 3: to know that we were soft swingers. They are all
- 17:20Speaker 3: sense divorced, those even two. Yeah, so they kind of
- 17:25Speaker 3: cast or found other girls that were into TikTok that
- 17:28Speaker 3: would want to be part of the show. So you're
- 17:30Speaker 3: watching this show and I'm like, who did you? And
- 17:32Speaker 3: the whole time I'm like, who did she swing with?
- 17:34Speaker 3: None of the cast did she ever swing with?
- 17:42Speaker 1: I will say this is the one thing that stuck
- 17:44Speaker 1: out to me a part on that show. It was
- 17:47Speaker 1: episode two or three and Amy with the Bob, the
- 17:53Speaker 1: porn addicted husband's wife. What's her name? Amy Whitney? Wait,
- 17:56Speaker 1: wait Whitney. They're in the in the kitchen baking cookies
- 18:01Speaker 1: with the mom talking about the vibrator and if she
- 18:04Speaker 1: should do the ad right, and she's like appalled, because
- 18:08Speaker 1: pleasure can become sinful quickly.
- 18:10Speaker 3: She should do an ad for Tinder. That's what her
- 18:12Speaker 3: husband was or whatever he was on some app Yeah, And.
- 18:18Speaker 1: All I could focus on was how could you allow
- 18:21Speaker 1: your mom to make those cookies with so much hair
- 18:27Speaker 1: on her black on her black T shirt. I could
- 18:31Speaker 1: not focus. I was like, there, you're literally gonna serve
- 18:35Speaker 1: hair with a cookie around it, dog hair, her own hair.
- 18:39Speaker 1: And I know that I know this because my mom's
- 18:42Speaker 1: a shutter. My mom's like a.
- 18:45Speaker 3: Freaking Golden RETRIEVERT brushes everywhere.
- 18:49Speaker 1: I certainly do. And before she makes anything, she goes,
- 18:52Speaker 1: do I have anything? Stands like Jesus on the cross,
- 18:55Speaker 1: Do I have any hair on me? And we do
- 18:57Speaker 1: a run through, We put the hair back, We do
- 18:59Speaker 1: a second run through, and I thought, I'm so angry
- 19:03Speaker 1: that you're telling your daughter that pleasure can become sinful
- 19:07Speaker 1: when you're ready to serve your family hairy cookies.
- 19:09Speaker 5: Now you know, yeah, you know it's sinful making cookies
- 19:12Speaker 5: with hair on your sweatshirt.
- 19:14Speaker 2: Yeah, that is sinful, lady.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:17Speaker 1: I and they cooked so much. The Mormons love to
- 19:20Speaker 1: make a funeral potato and I'm like, how horrific. I'm
- 19:23Speaker 1: sure that the church is like, so they prepped themselves.
- 19:28Speaker 1: They're like, oh no, Becky's making the Jollo be prepared. Well.
- 19:33Speaker 3: The reason Whitney got famous was before I tell the story.
- 19:38Speaker 3: Her child is fine, okay, okay, ty pie, but one
- 19:42Speaker 3: of her kids, I think she's pregnant with number four now,
- 19:44Speaker 3: but I think baby baby number two or something was.
- 19:49Speaker 3: When it was an infant had RSV or they thought
- 19:53Speaker 3: he might so he went to the hospital and you know,
- 19:57Speaker 3: it turned out he was fine before she took him home.
- 20:00Speaker 3: So he's in the plastic little like nick you crib.
- 20:04Speaker 1: She is.
- 20:06Speaker 2: She the dancer.
- 20:07Speaker 3: She did the dance that song I want to be
- 20:10Speaker 3: with you, I love you, I want to be and
- 20:13Speaker 3: she's like, and she has the writing, and she has
- 20:18Speaker 3: the writing of like when you think your child has SV,
- 20:21Speaker 3: you know RSV, but he does it. I want to
- 20:23Speaker 3: be with you. So the parodies that people are doing
- 20:26Speaker 3: are so hilarious that how to resurgence with the show.
- 20:29Speaker 3: And people will be like dancing like that, and then
- 20:31Speaker 3: their friend will be acting like they just like got
- 20:33Speaker 3: hit by a car, and they'll be like, I love you,
- 20:36Speaker 3: I want to be with you, I want.
- 20:38Speaker 1: To be with you.
- 20:38Speaker 2: Yes, sending prayers. But what happened?
- 20:46Speaker 1: Wait, this is real.
- 20:48Speaker 3: Yeah, this is what she did like a year ago,
- 20:51Speaker 3: And so that was part of the show which you
- 20:56Speaker 3: did not get to, where she's like, I'm pissed because
- 20:59Speaker 3: Taylor did some off swinging and then got pregnant out
- 21:01Speaker 3: of wedlock, and she's not getting the kind of shit
- 21:03Speaker 3: that I got for doing a TikTok dance when my
- 21:07Speaker 3: child was a nick you. But she was like, I
- 21:10Speaker 3: did the dance with the intention of I'm dancing because
- 21:13Speaker 3: I'm so happy that my baby's okay. But then one
- 21:15Speaker 3: of the other girls goes, no, she admitted to me
- 21:19Speaker 3: off camera off everything that she did it for likes
- 21:22Speaker 3: and follows and was happy that it blew up, but
- 21:24Speaker 3: then it blew up for the wrong reason.
- 21:26Speaker 5: It is the weirdest. I cannot believe this is in
- 21:28Speaker 5: the same world. I thought forever this girl is like
- 21:31Speaker 5: number one troll she trolld us all.
- 21:34Speaker 2: I thought it was a parody. I am this is
- 21:36Speaker 2: that was a.
- 21:36Speaker 3: Real That was the original. Yeah, now everybody's doing it
- 21:39Speaker 3: as a joke where they like, like I said, they
- 21:41Speaker 3: have like there's like a log on their friend and
- 21:43Speaker 3: they're like, I want to be with you.
- 21:45Speaker 2: I want to like they're friends under a car and
- 21:47Speaker 2: they're like, they're my friend.
- 21:49Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 21:49Speaker 1: I have never talked so much about a show that
- 21:52Speaker 1: I've never watched. I know, holy shit.
- 21:55Speaker 3: Well maybe maybe it is a hit. They got a
- 21:57Speaker 3: second season. You never know or what I heard.
- 22:00Speaker 1: What I heard from a reliable source. They're filming two
- 22:03Speaker 1: and three at the same time.
- 22:04Speaker 3: That's what they do for selling Sunset. That's what they
- 22:06Speaker 3: did in the beginning of selling Sunset.
- 22:08Speaker 2: Kind of smart.
- 22:08Speaker 1: You know, I've never seen selling Sunset.
- 22:10Speaker 3: It's got all their stuff out there.
- 22:13Speaker 1: Oh, I want to say before we move on, Yes,
- 22:15Speaker 1: this was me. I I was kind of see you
- 22:18Speaker 1: next Tuesday about this show. I just want to say
- 22:21Speaker 1: I'm excited for them, right, I know what it's like
- 22:25Speaker 1: to like be on television. It's very exciting. I have
- 22:29Speaker 1: nothing against any of these chicks. You could line them
- 22:31Speaker 1: up in front of me. I couldn't pick them out
- 22:33Speaker 1: of a lineup. It's my own personal experiences living in
- 22:38Speaker 1: Utah seeing these things where I'm like, I'm triggered. I
- 22:41Speaker 1: don't need to watch this. I don't like it.
- 22:43Speaker 3: That's legit.
- 22:44Speaker 1: So good for them that they got a second and
- 22:46Speaker 1: third season. I am praying to God that someone gives
- 22:49Speaker 1: someone from Utah a show that does not make us
- 22:52Speaker 1: all look like quacks. I turn on Real Housewives of
- 22:54Speaker 1: Salt Lake, They're making us look like quax. I turn
- 22:57Speaker 1: on this Hulu show, They're making us look like quacks.
- 23:00Speaker 1: I'm ready to get my at to one tattoo covered up.
- 23:02Speaker 1: I want to see a snowboarder drinking a fucking beer
- 23:06Speaker 1: that moved there from Switzerland, because the snow's better in
- 23:10Speaker 1: Utah than the Swiss Alps. Show me something fucking cool,
- 23:14Speaker 1: make it cool.
- 23:15Speaker 3: I love Parks City, Utah. That's thank you. For a
- 23:17Speaker 3: place to go and ski and shop.
- 23:20Speaker 1: That's the four three five. Unfortunately I'm ato one bitch.
- 23:24Speaker 3: Well, I will say, well, now I can't remember, say
- 23:29Speaker 3: we continue on.
- 23:30Speaker 1: It's okay, have you been watching New York in Salt Lake? Yes, okay,
- 23:36Speaker 1: I will say Salt Lake.
- 23:38Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, Tie, I have a a Fred who is
- 23:43Speaker 3: my age. And she goes, you know why, I like
- 23:46Speaker 3: the Mormon show The Secret Lies of Wormwives, And she goes,
- 23:51Speaker 3: I want to see young pretty people. Yeah. She's just
- 23:54Speaker 3: she's like, she's like, I like just seeing like young
- 23:56Speaker 3: pretty people on the street. I'm sorry, like I versus
- 24:00Speaker 3: like some of the some of like the Housewives being
- 24:03Speaker 3: drunk and treating people awful and going to prison and
- 24:06Speaker 3: ruining each other's lives. She's like, at least they're like
- 24:09Speaker 3: they're not really mean to each other. There's like a
- 24:11Speaker 3: stark cure there, but it's pretty much they're not really
- 24:15Speaker 3: like that. And so if so, I almost feel like
- 24:18Speaker 3: it's why people watch Hallmark movies And I'm like, how
- 24:20Speaker 3: do you watch that boring as shit? Like nobody's fucking
- 24:23Speaker 3: the nanny or whatever, And they're like, no, I like
- 24:25Speaker 3: it because it's like I know no one's gonna fuck
- 24:27Speaker 3: the nanny and they're just gonna end up at the
- 24:29Speaker 3: Christmas tree lot and I just I just want like
- 24:32Speaker 3: a like a non stress thing. All right, it's a stress,
- 24:36Speaker 3: it'll get there, right, but right now it isn't.
- 24:39Speaker 1: Like that season. Yeah, first seasons of Housewives. If you
- 24:43Speaker 1: think about the drama, it was about like sending a
- 24:45Speaker 1: mini van rather than an arm like. It was very
- 24:48Speaker 1: lighthearted drama and they kind stick.
- 24:50Speaker 3: I would like it to say, like just the fun
- 24:52Speaker 3: stuff and see these girls personal whatever.
- 24:54Speaker 1: But yeah, right right, but let's deep dive into where
- 24:58Speaker 1: are at each other's threats?
- 25:00Speaker 3: So tell me what you're talking about.
- 25:01Speaker 1: So Salt Lake, you've been watching and how how do
- 25:04Speaker 1: you feel about the storylines so far? I mean, I
- 25:06Speaker 1: think we're four episodes in. Do you like Bronwin? First
- 25:11Speaker 1: of all, how weird that there's two bron Wins in
- 25:13Speaker 1: the Bravo universe and.
- 25:14Speaker 3: They spell it differently.
- 25:15Speaker 1: It's so weird. It is so weird.
- 25:17Speaker 3: Never heard the name prior to that either one no too?
- 25:20Speaker 3: And how Bond is like that thirsty Braun when lesbian
- 25:23Speaker 3: Bronwyn but like left and married the girl in Nashville
- 25:27Speaker 3: and is just like every four weeks, just trying to
- 25:30Speaker 3: get like page six to write something. And she's like, now, god.
- 25:35Speaker 1: Damn it, you know that's gonna be really hard.
- 25:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Well, because Bronwin with an oh is here.
- 25:41Speaker 3: Yeah, is a good choice because she you know, first
- 25:46Speaker 3: of all, no no offense to her. Maybe it's because
- 25:50Speaker 3: she's around you know, women that are a little older
- 25:52Speaker 3: shocked to hear she was thirty eight. Yeah, doesn't mean
- 25:56Speaker 3: that she won't look thirty eight fifteen years from now.
- 25:58Speaker 3: I just talked about how sometimes when people look a
- 26:00Speaker 3: little older than when they get to like their fifties,
- 26:02Speaker 3: they still look that age. I don't know if it's
- 26:04Speaker 3: the hair or the outfits or what, but I.
- 26:07Speaker 1: Was like a show of the face, and she's got
- 26:09Speaker 1: to marry like a thirty eight year old. To me, No,
- 26:12Speaker 1: she's very well spoken. I mean, I feel you. I
- 26:14Speaker 1: feel badly that I said her husband was like five
- 26:16Speaker 1: hundred years old. There's only a twenty six year age difference.
- 26:19Speaker 1: I was like, oh, damn, I can't judge. It's only
- 26:22Speaker 1: six years more than my baby dad.
- 26:25Speaker 3: They won't be married in a year. Because she's already
- 26:27Speaker 3: talking about how she like doesn't like to fuck them
- 26:29Speaker 3: and everything on camera classic and I'm just like, okay, like,
- 26:32Speaker 3: do not go on these shows if you want to
- 26:36Speaker 3: stay married now, if you really don't want to find
- 26:39Speaker 3: yourself babysitting your grandchildren with your husband fifteen years from now,
- 26:43Speaker 3: please turn down the Housewife Show because in ninety eight
- 26:48Speaker 3: percent chance you will not make it there.
- 26:50Speaker 1: I was shocked, though, Heather, I yes, but the Takman's
- 26:55Speaker 1: do you remember, I'm Kristen and her husband Josh.
- 26:59Speaker 3: Yeah from RONI.
- 27:01Speaker 1: They were at each other's the roads.
- 27:03Speaker 3: They're still married, So she's not on the show.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Think it's because she left the show.
- 27:06Speaker 3: She well, if she left the show because he was
- 27:09Speaker 3: on Ashley Madison, right, and then she left the show.
- 27:14Speaker 3: And yeah, So when the cameras are gone and you're
- 27:16Speaker 3: living your life and you decide we're good, we're gonna
- 27:19Speaker 3: stay together, and no one has to know that you
- 27:21Speaker 3: were mean to me on Tuesday because the cameras were there,
- 27:24Speaker 3: and now they're watching it on Peacock eight years later
- 27:27Speaker 3: and you're sending me like, can't believe you're still with
- 27:29Speaker 3: that asshole? Like yeah, like, I think I think the
- 27:33Speaker 3: best situation. I always said this was was Carol Radswell
- 27:37Speaker 3: because she got to be on it. She didn't have
- 27:39Speaker 3: a significant other at the time, she didn't have a
- 27:42Speaker 3: child that could grow up to hate her because she,
- 27:44Speaker 3: you know whatever, humiliated them saying like they can't drive?
- 27:48Speaker 3: How many times were to see someone with their own
- 27:52Speaker 3: Like it's just so like con I don't want to
- 27:56Speaker 3: see the driving classes anymore. People to figure out something
- 28:00Speaker 3: else to do with your moody team, I'm done with
- 28:03Speaker 3: that scene. So yeah, that's what I think.
- 28:06Speaker 2: So but don't you guys think, Okay, do you think.
- 28:10Speaker 5: That it just exposes, not exposes, but puts relationships that
- 28:15Speaker 5: like aren't great because you we all know people get
- 28:17Speaker 5: married and they can settle and they're like, I'm just
- 28:20Speaker 5: going to live with this person forever because I'm too
- 28:22Speaker 5: that's all I want. Do you think it puts those
- 28:24Speaker 5: relationships and exposes them and then they're not strong and
- 28:28Speaker 5: they break up because look at like Heather Dubro, look
- 28:31Speaker 5: at Tamra, look at who else.
- 28:34Speaker 3: Samra Dick get divorced from Eddie no first tession she did.
- 28:40Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not a good example.
- 28:42Speaker 3: But I think and with Shannon Badoor, I remember the
- 28:45Speaker 3: first time I met Shannon Badoor, Tamra was like, do
- 28:49Speaker 3: you want to go to the SEUCLA game? Because I
- 28:52Speaker 3: put out on Twitter who has tickets or something? And
- 28:55Speaker 3: she's like, I'm actually going and we have tickets. I'm
- 28:57Speaker 3: going with a new house wife. Don't say anything. It's shit,
- 28:59Speaker 3: you know, I didn't know who it was. She went
- 29:01Speaker 3: to SC two. So I meet her and I like,
- 29:04Speaker 3: like her, that's right, that's Shannon the door and she
- 29:06Speaker 3: brings David and so it's a secret. No one knows
- 29:09Speaker 3: that she's on the show. And she's filming whatever, and
- 29:12Speaker 3: I'm like, you know, asking a million questions, and I go,
- 29:17Speaker 3: I'm a little bit worried, like why would you want
- 29:19Speaker 3: to do this show? Because I, you know, i'd been watched.
- 29:22Speaker 3: I knew even back then that it was horrible for
- 29:24Speaker 3: a marriage. And she goes, I'd like to see my
- 29:28Speaker 3: marriage played back. And she goes and I she goes,
- 29:32Speaker 3: I I haven't worked, you know, since I had kids,
- 29:35Speaker 3: and I think I have something to offer this world
- 29:39Speaker 3: and I would like to do it. And I was
- 29:41Speaker 3: like all right. At that time, he was great. He
- 29:44Speaker 3: was attentive to her, like I, you know, And then
- 29:46Speaker 3: we watch it and whatever their situation was. But like so,
- 29:51Speaker 3: I think for people like her, she thought he's gonna
- 29:55Speaker 3: he's gonna watch it back and see that he's dismissive
- 29:57Speaker 3: of me, and that's going to make him step it
- 29:59Speaker 3: up and be a great, great husband. It's the complete opposite.
- 30:02Speaker 3: They get all the hate from the women across America
- 30:06Speaker 3: finding them, telling them they're a piece of shit. Da
- 30:08Speaker 3: da dah, and then they get then they read it
- 30:11Speaker 3: as the husband, you know, and then they yell at
- 30:14Speaker 3: their wife and then.
- 30:16Speaker 1: It just is like no.
- 30:17Speaker 3: And so when speaking of which did you watch Ronnie
- 30:20Speaker 3: last night?
- 30:21Speaker 1: The two days ago?
- 30:22Speaker 3: So I interviewed Aaron, and I again said to Aaron, Aaron,
- 30:27Speaker 3: this is last year. To yeah, last year. You seem
- 30:30Speaker 3: like you have it together. You're gorgeous. You actually have
- 30:33Speaker 3: a real job in real life.
- 30:35Speaker 1: When did you interview her? It would have been season one.
- 30:38Speaker 3: Yes, right when season one started.
- 30:39Speaker 1: Can we talk about her face real fast before we
- 30:41Speaker 1: deep down into her marriage as well? What has she
- 30:45Speaker 1: done to her face? Because she whatever she's done, she
- 30:49Speaker 1: looks phenomenal.
- 30:51Speaker 3: She looks gorgeous in with the extra hair in the choker,
- 30:56Speaker 3: and she is very pretty.
- 30:57Speaker 1: But she's pretty maybe a little bit of something is
- 31:01Speaker 1: it's slight different.
- 31:03Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even I think she's like barely forty.
- 31:06Speaker 1: Maybe she maybe a different makeup artist. I don't know.
- 31:09Speaker 1: She looks unbelievable. She is like a naturally pretty, stunning
- 31:14Speaker 1: human person. Yeah, Okay, the conversation. There's two conversations we've
- 31:18Speaker 1: seen with Abe, and that's what they do. They they
- 31:21Speaker 1: whatever it is.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I'm sure they have moments where he's hugging her from
- 31:24Speaker 3: behind and being sweet. We're not going to see that.
- 31:26Speaker 3: What we're seeing are are the fights that they're having.
- 31:29Speaker 3: So the first thing is he jokingly says mentions mushrooms
- 31:36Speaker 3: or something.
- 31:36Speaker 1: Yeah, that was strange the amount of like she was
- 31:39Speaker 1: very upset about that.
- 31:40Speaker 3: So she breaks the fourth wall, which I kind of like, what,
- 31:44Speaker 3: you're an idiot, Why are you saying that on air?
- 31:47Speaker 3: And then they flash back to when she referenced psychedelics
- 31:50Speaker 3: the previous year, and he says, well, I don't like
- 31:54Speaker 3: my words being policed. So I feel like they had
- 31:57Speaker 3: before doing the show. We can be ourselves. I'll never
- 32:00Speaker 3: tell you what to do or say. And now he's
- 32:02Speaker 3: experienced her shaming him, calling him an idiot. You spoke
- 32:05Speaker 3: out of turn. Then last night we see them go
- 32:07Speaker 3: to dinner and I was like, dude, like, there is
- 32:12Speaker 3: she treated him? I in my opinion, and I know
- 32:14Speaker 3: I saw a snippet horribly. She was like, she goes,
- 32:19Speaker 3: do better. You know I was out on jets and stuff.
- 32:22Speaker 3: And he was like, I know, I've worked really hard
- 32:24Speaker 3: to like be that guy that could provide what the
- 32:27Speaker 3: other people. I didn't sleep with those people. I was
- 32:29Speaker 3: just so hot that they flew me around. And he's like, yeah,
- 32:32Speaker 3: so she goes and so you kept the secret about
- 32:34Speaker 3: selling the bit point, just do better.
- 32:37Speaker 1: Do bad?
- 32:37Speaker 3: Like she's not like it was. She would never imagine
- 32:41Speaker 3: speaking to my husband like that.
- 32:43Speaker 1: I don't want to ever feel like I need to
- 32:45Speaker 1: speak to my husband that way. Oh, but she also
- 32:48Speaker 1: says to him, you need to keep proving yourself. Yes,
- 32:51Speaker 1: And I was like, if someone spoke that way to me,
- 32:55Speaker 1: if especially my partner, I don't think I could be
- 32:59Speaker 1: with them. What do you mean I need to keep
- 33:01Speaker 1: proving myself? Like what are you bringing to the table
- 33:03Speaker 1: that's so above and beyond?
- 33:05Speaker 3: Oh and do you imagine if we saw a housewife
- 33:09Speaker 3: husband say that to his wife, Just do better, just
- 33:14Speaker 3: you know what, having yourself. You kept it a secret
- 33:17Speaker 3: that you went to sex. You kept it a secret.
- 33:20Speaker 3: So you just keep doing better, or you'll be alcohol
- 33:23Speaker 3: and I'll have another check on my jet. Like people
- 33:25Speaker 3: would lose their fucking mind.
- 33:27Speaker 2: You would think there was an affair and he cheated
- 33:29Speaker 2: and it's something you know.
- 33:31Speaker 3: I think it's really what she's saying. No, she wanted
- 33:33Speaker 3: to use I think she's the mortgage so that she
- 33:37Speaker 3: has a storyline. I think they got to her and
- 33:39Speaker 3: were like, you, if you want to make this show pop,
- 33:42Speaker 3: if you're having any problem, if you fought with him
- 33:44Speaker 3: when the cameras weren't here about something, and so she
- 33:47Speaker 3: looked back and was like, well, I was pretty disappointed
- 33:49Speaker 3: about that bank thing, so I'll bring that up. And
- 33:53Speaker 3: so I have something cooking. Besides, you know, my mom
- 33:56Speaker 3: going through an illness, right, you know, is important too.
- 34:00Speaker 3: But we all know the people sitting at home. Nothing
- 34:04Speaker 3: makes a woman happier than to see another pretty successful
- 34:07Speaker 3: woman be miserable. And so they're very happy to see
- 34:09Speaker 3: that she does not have a perfect marriage. Because last
- 34:11Speaker 3: year they were celebrating their tenure wedding anniversary Y're in
- 34:14Speaker 3: fifty five speeches, so they're like, oh you you had
- 34:17Speaker 3: two kind of a marriage for season one. So we
- 34:19Speaker 3: now we are going to make it that they're gonna
- 34:21Speaker 3: hate you. They're gonna tell the girls are gonna be
- 34:24Speaker 3: slipping into abes dms. Besides Brynn trying.
- 34:27Speaker 1: To get laid, how do you feel about Brinn?
- 34:30Speaker 2: Wait?
- 34:30Speaker 5: Can you also not for because you said you were
- 34:32Speaker 5: interviewing her. I just want to make sure you finish that.
- 34:34Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you said an interviewed and.
- 34:36Speaker 3: I thought she was great. I thought she was really
- 34:37Speaker 3: nice and cool. I thought she was fine. You know,
- 34:40Speaker 3: I thought you had an interesting life before. I just
- 34:44Speaker 3: I was. And I was like, okay, just like make
- 34:47Speaker 3: you're gonna I just hope that you're perfect family, because
- 34:49Speaker 3: it really seemed like a perfect family, Like she really said,
- 34:52Speaker 3: we have a great relationship, we have sex all the time,
- 34:54Speaker 3: the kids are good. And I was just like, so listen,
- 34:57Speaker 3: I know why people do it, and I know once
- 34:59Speaker 3: they get a taste of it, it's like one in
- 35:01Speaker 3: a million that the person goes after one year. I
- 35:03Speaker 3: don't want to come back. I don't even know if
- 35:05Speaker 3: there is one person.
- 35:06Speaker 1: I think there was like a drug.
- 35:07Speaker 3: Yeah, the one girl from Atlanta, and I think they
- 35:11Speaker 3: fired her like first season.
- 35:12Speaker 1: No, I don't think anyone.
- 35:13Speaker 2: I don't think anyone.
- 35:14Speaker 3: Has ever set up on their own on the first season. No,
- 35:17Speaker 3: no way. Yeah, And so it's like I get it,
- 35:20Speaker 3: and then you know, really what changed it is once
- 35:24Speaker 3: people get a taste of Bravo con. I'm sorry, who
- 35:27Speaker 3: doesn't want to be a rolling stone like that? I
- 35:30Speaker 3: think that Bravo con is what changed the whole trajectory
- 35:36Speaker 3: of housewives as reality stars. They put them on stage,
- 35:40Speaker 3: they had women screaming, and they're in a different headspace. Now,
- 35:45Speaker 3: how can you not be?
- 35:46Speaker 1: Well? It is I always say every time you go
- 35:49Speaker 1: to bravocon, it's the only place that you're treated like
- 35:52Speaker 1: you're a part of the Beatles. It's wild.
- 35:55Speaker 3: Yeah, but then you it's.
- 35:57Speaker 1: Also wild to walk out of wherever their hole it,
- 36:00Speaker 1: whether it's New York or in Vegas. You walk out
- 36:02Speaker 1: and maybe a block and know it was a fuck
- 36:04Speaker 1: about who your arm? It's a while, it's like, hold on,
- 36:07Speaker 1: I want to go one block over back to where or.
- 36:09Speaker 3: So it's just going would you like to come to this?
- 36:11Speaker 3: Would you like a hooker to set your room tonight.
- 36:13Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm like would you like to be?
- 36:15Speaker 3: Or they're more like, would you like to be a hooker?
- 36:19Speaker 1: You could make a lot of money. I'm like, I
- 36:21Speaker 1: grab their hand, walk them back one block, and I'm like,
- 36:23Speaker 1: do you see who I am? No, it's but that's why.
- 36:28Speaker 1: I also sometimes look at bravoelebrities certain ones where I'm like,
- 36:35Speaker 1: you realize who we are? Right, like we got to
- 36:38Speaker 1: come down from the clouds, like we are in no
- 36:41Speaker 1: way unless I'm walking into sir, like yes, I'm My
- 36:46Speaker 1: friends will come into town and be like can we
- 36:48Speaker 1: go out? Or like I'm like, here's the thing unless
- 36:51Speaker 1: you take me to one of the places. That's like
- 36:54Speaker 1: I'm Mickey Mouse at Disneyland. I live a very normal life.
- 36:58Speaker 1: I may have people up for like a picture too.
- 37:02Speaker 1: It's great for the most part. Maybe I'm recognized, but
- 37:06Speaker 1: they're like, why would I want a picture? Like what
- 37:07Speaker 1: the fuck am I gonna do with it? Right? Like,
- 37:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna show my friend who may or may not
- 37:11Speaker 1: watch Banner Pump Roules and be like cool.
- 37:14Speaker 3: This is always my favorite is when someone comes up
- 37:16Speaker 3: to me, they'll go, can I get to get a picture?
- 37:19Speaker 3: Can can I get a picture? And then she'll be
- 37:21Speaker 3: like the girl will be like, he has no idea
- 37:23Speaker 3: who you are? And then I have no I don't
- 37:26Speaker 3: know why I'm taking this photo, like yeah's somebody. I'm like,
- 37:29Speaker 3: all right, that's like it's like a weird It's like
- 37:31Speaker 3: first you're like flattered, Oh thank you, Juicy Scooper, and
- 37:34Speaker 3: then it's like, Okay, I don't mean the whole history.
- 37:37Speaker 3: I mean, do you imagine if your boyfriend like saw
- 37:39Speaker 3: some like killer basketball player or whatever, like on a
- 37:42Speaker 3: Nike store or whatever at a restaurant and was like, hey, man,
- 37:45Speaker 3: you and then the girl was like, I don't know
- 37:48Speaker 3: what do you do? You throw a ball around? Okay,
- 37:50Speaker 3: like that's gonna last. Good luck, hope you have a
- 37:52Speaker 3: backup plant. And it's no one to say that and
- 37:55Speaker 3: be like, oh oh cool, yeah, but god, he loves
- 37:57Speaker 3: he loves your team like a girl would be nice.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Yes, depending on how hot he is. GM later right.
- 38:04Speaker 3: Exactly where were we we're talking about and Brent Brinn.
- 38:15Speaker 3: I think Brynn has great style. I love her dresses.
- 38:18Speaker 3: She gives us to a lot of red carpets. I
- 38:20Speaker 3: love everybody's like clothes and stuff on the show.
- 38:23Speaker 1: I like that they allow them to be free, like
- 38:27Speaker 1: they allowed Jenna Allions last year to wear jeans to
- 38:31Speaker 1: the reunion.
- 38:32Speaker 3: Yeah. I felt like when everyone when jad Allions was
- 38:36Speaker 3: introduced to us and all these people were going insane,
- 38:40Speaker 3: you know, I was like, Okay, so she worked for
- 38:43Speaker 3: Jake Cruz. She didn't just work for Jake crew her.
- 38:45Speaker 3: She was a quain of fashion. I was like, all right,
- 38:47Speaker 3: like I don't understand, Like okay, like I don't really
- 38:50Speaker 3: get it. It's not my style. But happy that she's
- 38:53Speaker 3: a successful woman who's in love and raising a son.
- 38:55Speaker 3: Good for her whatever. I do find her like fun
- 38:59Speaker 3: to watch. And but when she you know, but then
- 39:03Speaker 3: everyone's like she's Jenna fucking Lions and now that's her side.
- 39:06Speaker 3: What bothers me about this group is every single one
- 39:10Speaker 3: of their taglines is obscenely conceited, And I'm like it
- 39:17Speaker 3: just rubs me wrong, Like I could not one person
- 39:19Speaker 3: can like come up with something a little clever or funny.
- 39:22Speaker 3: And I know a lot of the producers write it
- 39:23Speaker 3: and they have.
- 39:24Speaker 1: Three Why date the dad when you could be mother?
- 39:27Speaker 3: Yeah, like last week last year, it was get hold
- 39:32Speaker 3: out of your daddy's or I'm going after the sun,
- 39:34Speaker 3: or watch out, sons, I'm dating your dad. I don't
- 39:36Speaker 3: know what it was or something I'm dating the dad,
- 39:38Speaker 3: or you know, don't be mad, I'll just date your
- 39:40Speaker 3: dad or something like that. Now, why they did dad
- 39:43Speaker 3: when I'm the mother And then and then she's fake
- 39:45Speaker 3: lesbian all the time, acting like she wants to like
- 39:48Speaker 3: lick a cry.
- 39:48Speaker 1: And let's talk about that though, because when mel but show, no,
- 39:54Speaker 1: I love all of that, I love all of them.
- 39:57Speaker 1: It'll never slap like O g roney, it just won't.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Like none of them will ever be Derinda, none of
- 40:01Speaker 1: them will ever be Sonia Morgan.
- 40:04Speaker 3: Yeah, Richard's in the room. And you know what, these
- 40:08Speaker 3: new girls, I love them, you know, I don't know,
- 40:11Speaker 3: you know, I wake up every morning, I call my mother.
- 40:14Speaker 3: I've got Hannah, I got the Traders, Like I know,
- 40:18Speaker 3: we'll never have that, We'll never have Sonya being like
- 40:21Speaker 3: I partied with JFK, Like we'll never no.
- 40:24Speaker 1: No, what does she call him? What? She doesn't call
- 40:27Speaker 1: him Johnny? No, she calls him she calls him something because.
- 40:32Speaker 3: John John John John that was his baby name.
- 40:34Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because Ratzy was like, no, one calls him that,
- 40:38Speaker 1: and she was like, beyond defended. We'll never have a Viva,
- 40:41Speaker 1: taking off her fake leg and rolling across the room
- 40:45Speaker 1: like we just won't. And it is absolutely devastating. I
- 40:49Speaker 1: like all the women. I relate to PSI a lot
- 40:51Speaker 1: this season because she's talking about how she doesn't like
- 40:54Speaker 1: therapy but she's in it and she's trying to calm
- 40:57Speaker 1: the beast, and then it rears its ugly head. I
- 40:59Speaker 1: get it. You know how many times I've walked onto
- 41:01Speaker 1: a season, I'm like, I've changed, I'm going to be composed.
- 41:04Speaker 1: One wrong move on someone else's part and I go
- 41:07Speaker 1: insane and then I have deep, deep shame. But I
- 41:10Speaker 1: get it.
- 41:11Speaker 3: Yeah, I think they're all well cast and interesting. There
- 41:14Speaker 3: isn't one that I'm like, you know, like more than
- 41:17Speaker 3: the other. So I think it's you know.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Let's go back to the let's go back to you
- 41:22Speaker 1: talking about how Brynn is sometimes a lesbian. I'm not
- 41:26Speaker 1: a lesbian.
- 41:26Speaker 3: I'm lesbian. This is a flirting thing. Is old. It's
- 41:28Speaker 3: like they some of them, I sink, Just like in
- 41:32Speaker 3: Shannon Badoor. I feel like when she would always be
- 41:34Speaker 3: like you know, Heather to bro and Shannon Badoor, and
- 41:38Speaker 3: I felt like then they told her always say the
- 41:40Speaker 3: last names, and then that became her shtick. And then
- 41:43Speaker 3: for certain people that are not professional actors, they become
- 41:46Speaker 3: a parody of themselves. And it's like, okay, I know
- 41:50Speaker 3: that shick worked with like, I'm gonna flirt. I'm all
- 41:53Speaker 3: flirt with abe, I'll flirt with da da da da.
- 41:55Speaker 3: Just show me a real dude.
- 41:56Speaker 1: You're dating Brin and I and I fully agree with you.
- 42:00Speaker 1: I'm not lesbian or by, but for some reason, Raquel
- 42:03Speaker 1: and Mel, the new couple that like motorcycles super fucking
- 42:08Speaker 1: hot and Mel is super sexy.
- 42:09Speaker 3: Okay, when Mel held up, Okay, when when I loved
- 42:12Speaker 3: that scene domestic, real and funny with the dog with
- 42:16Speaker 3: the dog, I fucking loved it. And then when.
- 42:18Speaker 1: The she's starting to get anxious, babe.
- 42:21Speaker 3: And then when she sucks her and she goes she's
- 42:23Speaker 3: getting a little heavy, and she goes, Okay, you know
- 42:24Speaker 3: this is a bad angle. Now. That was real. That
- 42:27Speaker 3: wasn't trying to be funny. That was just funny.
- 42:30Speaker 2: And I like that.
- 42:30Speaker 3: I like it. I like those kids in a real
- 42:33Speaker 3: place of like they're making steak for the dog and.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Then they're making that weird like Pennsylvania pasta or whatever
- 42:40Speaker 1: kids like.
- 42:41Speaker 3: I thought, like, I like that too. I like seeing
- 42:45Speaker 3: a real relationship that isn't the traditional man and woman
- 42:49Speaker 3: like you know, the lesbians. She's late in life lesbian,
- 42:51Speaker 3: like I like the girl she's funny. Yeah, I like that.
- 42:54Speaker 3: So I like seeing hip today. I like seeing people
- 42:59Speaker 3: you know that look different than the first cast.
- 43:01Speaker 1: I think two lesbian housewives on the same in the
- 43:04Speaker 1: same city.
- 43:05Speaker 2: Why do you think is not?
- 43:08Speaker 5: Because I usually just assume unless you kind of come out,
- 43:12Speaker 5: especially nowadays, unless you come out as gay or straight,
- 43:16Speaker 5: you're kind of by is Brinn.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I think she's just flirting no matter who you are.
- 43:21Speaker 2: Do we think she wouldn't date a woman? I guess
- 43:22Speaker 2: that's my question.
- 43:23Speaker 1: No, I don't think she would date it.
- 43:24Speaker 3: I think she is as gay as I am, which.
- 43:27Speaker 1: Okay, But I think she could get a little drunk
- 43:30Speaker 1: and make out with check.
- 43:31Speaker 3: I think it's just a flirty I just think it's
- 43:33Speaker 3: a way for her to be like silly and fun
- 43:36Speaker 3: and it's just her personality.
- 43:38Speaker 1: But like, but then behind here's the thing that they
- 43:41Speaker 1: called her out on. Three different cast members They called
- 43:45Speaker 1: her out on your your very very friendly for the
- 43:48Speaker 1: cameras and you giggle and you laugh, but then you
- 43:50Speaker 1: send us text messages that you are like carbon monoxide
- 43:54Speaker 1: and you won't even see you coming and you'll just
- 43:58Speaker 1: kill everybody likes a little crazy, which I did.
- 44:01Speaker 3: Was that that I interpreted the Texas different. I thought
- 44:04Speaker 3: she was saying, one of you have called me carbon monoxide.
- 44:08Speaker 3: She say, you I am, then you should watch out.
- 44:11Speaker 3: She's well, then that's even juicy.
- 44:13Speaker 1: I know she was.
- 44:14Speaker 3: She was basically I have to like pause and read it.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Yeah, she was basically saying, this is how this is
- 44:23Speaker 1: how I maneuver. I'm not loud. I'm not gonna clap
- 44:26Speaker 1: in your face. Someone once called me carbon monoxide. This
- 44:32Speaker 1: is how I do things. I was like, that is juicy.
- 44:36Speaker 3: That is pretty good.
- 44:36Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 44:37Speaker 3: I think she's clever. I think she's smart. I like
- 44:40Speaker 3: her looks, and I like the way she dresses, and
- 44:42Speaker 3: I you know, so she's fun to watch. Yeah, I
- 44:44Speaker 3: think she's intriguing. I think it's she's I think I
- 44:47Speaker 3: think it's good. At first, I wasn't into it. First episode.
- 44:50Speaker 3: I was like, I don't think I could do it.
- 44:52Speaker 3: Same but then you know, just when I think them out,
- 44:55Speaker 3: they they lure me back in or whatever that case.
- 44:57Speaker 1: You know what's hard about New York for me is
- 45:00Speaker 1: I'm so balls deep twenty four to seven in O. G.
- 45:04Speaker 1: Roney that it's hard to get me out of that.
- 45:07Speaker 1: Like I just wrapped up when Bethany leaves again and
- 45:11Speaker 1: I'm back at season three.
- 45:13Speaker 3: I don't think there's anything that could make me more
- 45:15Speaker 3: jealous when someone's like, righte it, I've never seen it.
- 45:19Speaker 3: Is there a season I should start on? And then
- 45:22Speaker 3: like someone ever does that, like in a you know,
- 45:24Speaker 3: group or post, everybody's just like, I'm so jealous. I'm
- 45:26Speaker 3: so jealous. I'm so jealous. Just start from the start.
- 45:28Speaker 3: And I was on a plane recently and I was
- 45:30Speaker 3: trying to download on Peacock the first season of New York,
- 45:34Speaker 3: and for some reason it didn't try to watch Scarface,
- 45:37Speaker 3: but like that's what I wanted to watch, just the
- 45:40Speaker 3: way I watch the next in the City, Like I'll
- 45:42Speaker 3: watch episode over and over and over again. It's like
- 45:46Speaker 3: a comfort, and especially if you're on a plane, it
- 45:48Speaker 3: just makes the five hours go by fast. Oh fact,
- 45:51Speaker 3: yeah no, And going to New York, I want to
- 45:54Speaker 3: see like New York stuff. Yeah, so that always gets
- 45:56Speaker 3: me excited to like go to New York.
- 45:58Speaker 1: The only show besides Pet. When they zoom in and
- 46:02Speaker 1: he's like, welcome to New York, I'm like, I could
- 46:04Speaker 1: live there. Pets and Rony.
- 46:06Speaker 3: I'm like, it's so funny to say about pets, because
- 46:09Speaker 3: that's what. I finally got to go to the Malfi
- 46:11Speaker 3: Coast because ever since I saw cars too, Yeah, when
- 46:14Speaker 3: the boys were little, I was like, that's where I
- 46:16Speaker 3: want to go. I want to go to the Mulfi
- 46:18Speaker 3: Coast and did it look just like yes? And finally
- 46:20Speaker 3: I got to go this year.
- 46:22Speaker 2: I love that.
- 46:22Speaker 3: Such a mom thing to bring up Pet.
- 46:25Speaker 1: It is Unfortunately I didn't have kids when I first
- 46:29Speaker 1: saw it. Do Cake, Let's talk real quick because I
- 46:34Speaker 1: want to get your take on this. Ali as Meredith
- 46:37Speaker 1: from as Elsie's Oli Pa. She buys her things from Ali.
- 46:45Speaker 1: She is a caricature of a human.
- 46:46Speaker 3: This has been This has been a storyline for many
- 46:50Speaker 3: girls that have tried to get into retail. Sonya too.
- 46:54Speaker 3: It's very had clothes that were also at Target or
- 46:59Speaker 3: out at places, and then she was selling it and
- 47:02Speaker 3: you know, this is what I remember, So don't come
- 47:04Speaker 3: at me, but I remember there was something with Sonya's stuff.
- 47:08Speaker 3: Maybe not on the show, but somebody found it. And yes,
- 47:11Speaker 3: Oli Baba is a big sight. You probably could explain
- 47:14Speaker 3: it better than I where people could buy stuff, whether
- 47:17Speaker 3: you have like a storefront or whatever, and you can
- 47:20Speaker 3: put your own label on it. And so apparently that's
- 47:24Speaker 3: where she got the jewel the necklaces with his jewelry
- 47:28Speaker 3: with an intention like a spiritual writing.
- 47:31Speaker 1: It's Whitney has nown Rose. Whitney Rose now is now
- 47:36Speaker 1: being accused of getting her jewelry from Alibamba. And it's
- 47:40Speaker 1: pretty hard to dispute it because the photo on Ali
- 47:43Speaker 1: Baba is literally identical to what is shown on Prism.
- 47:46Speaker 1: I don't want to isn't it called Prism? Yeah, Whitney's
- 47:50Speaker 1: And it's Meredith who's being the bone collector and delivering
- 47:54Speaker 1: the news about this, which she usually is attacking people's businesses.
- 47:57Speaker 1: It happens every season. It's like her stick producers call,
- 48:01Speaker 1: They're like, so, who's business are you attacked?
- 48:02Speaker 4: It's your pla, oh, several thousands of dollars to an LLC.
- 48:08Speaker 3: It's always something like that, you know, and it's like,
- 48:10Speaker 3: oh God, like, don't give us too much. So this
- 48:12Speaker 3: time she simplified its shock about LLC. She just said,
- 48:16Speaker 3: this is not like you know, some authentic jewelers. But
- 48:19Speaker 3: this has been going on like in different things where
- 48:21Speaker 3: people there was somebody that cracked it open. I don't
- 48:25Speaker 3: want to say so, I don't want to get sued,
- 48:26Speaker 3: but they cracked open a very big designer that was
- 48:28Speaker 3: selling like a box like here's your member, fad Fit.
- 48:32Speaker 3: What happened to fab Fit fun.
- 48:35Speaker 1: I don't know it. Fab Fit fund its ways the
- 48:39Speaker 1: beginning curated bas okay a curate box.
- 48:43Speaker 3: Yeah. And this person that went deep dive on it
- 48:46Speaker 3: realized that you know, oh this is a you know,
- 48:49Speaker 3: and you get this adorable leather bag and this is
- 48:51Speaker 3: done by a mother daughter you know, designer team out
- 48:56Speaker 3: in southern California or whatever. And it turned out no,
- 49:01Speaker 3: it was from Ala Baba. They created a fake you
- 49:04Speaker 3: know thing. So you think you're getting this a purse
- 49:07Speaker 3: that you know is you're helping a small business and
- 49:10Speaker 3: it's a little chic. It's not you know, Louis Vuitton,
- 49:13Speaker 3: but it's like, you know, a little bit special, right,
- 49:16Speaker 3: And it wasn't and so it's like there. So I
- 49:19Speaker 3: think in her case, somebody came to her, just like
- 49:22Speaker 3: I'm sure people have come to you in your career,
- 49:24Speaker 3: and if you don't do your due diligence, they're like, here,
- 49:27Speaker 3: come slap your name on this.
- 49:28Speaker 1: Trust me, It's happened to me on multiple occasions. And
- 49:32Speaker 1: then it takes you forever in a day to unwind
- 49:35Speaker 1: certain businesses if you're not savvy at the beginning, right,
- 49:39Speaker 1: I totally get it, and I think a lot of
- 49:43Speaker 1: people actually do run their business businesses that way because
- 49:48Speaker 1: it's so easy, like i Ali Baba is for those
- 49:53Speaker 1: of you who don't know you. You log on and
- 49:55Speaker 1: you can get things in bulk for like you can
- 49:57Speaker 1: get like however many bows right, all different looks for
- 50:01Speaker 1: like three ninety nine, and then if someone wants to
- 50:04Speaker 1: sell those, you can mark it up to really whatever
- 50:08Speaker 1: the fuck you want.
- 50:09Speaker 5: And I understand lot it's a good way to, yeah,
- 50:11Speaker 5: find it, because I do understand looking from this you're
- 50:15Speaker 5: still curating what you want. So there's so much on
- 50:18Speaker 5: Ali Ali Baba that like if I were like, oh,
- 50:21Speaker 5: I'm going to start whatever a clothing brand, I'm like, yes,
- 50:24Speaker 5: but I'm still curating, like this is my style.
- 50:26Speaker 2: I'm getting it from.
- 50:27Speaker 5: Ali Baba, but it's still like me, I have my
- 50:29Speaker 5: spin on it. So I get why businesses do it.
- 50:31Speaker 5: It's like, but it is also mass produced and not
- 50:34Speaker 5: the best quality and all that.
- 50:35Speaker 3: Yeah, but and it's not illegal. She didn't do anything illegal.
- 50:39Speaker 3: But one of the things is no, she made it
- 50:41Speaker 3: that this is you know, she chose items that were,
- 50:46Speaker 3: you know, spiritual symbols, right, So she was saying this
- 50:49Speaker 3: is spiritual, and like I would have thought hearing it
- 50:52Speaker 3: if I was to you know, that there was something
- 50:54Speaker 3: that went into the making of it. It wasn't you
- 50:57Speaker 3: blessed you know in the Utah man. Was it some
- 51:01Speaker 3: type of spiritual like blessing or like what what you know?
- 51:04Speaker 3: It's you know, it's a it's a triangle like a pyramid.
- 51:08Speaker 3: I don't know, Like I think that's what she was
- 51:11Speaker 3: kind of marketing it as, which there you know, which
- 51:15Speaker 3: again is not illegal, but like I think that's where
- 51:17Speaker 3: So what what was her defense because I did not
- 51:19Speaker 3: get to.
- 51:19Speaker 1: The defense, was it's she works with designers and does
- 51:28Speaker 1: curated You said, yes, she said, she's called it's called commerce.
- 51:36Speaker 2: She's basically yeah, I was.
- 51:38Speaker 5: She putting it on the designers, like, yeah, I just
- 51:40Speaker 5: tell them what I want and then yeah, maybe they
- 51:42Speaker 5: source it.
- 51:44Speaker 1: Well she yes, she did, but she was adamant that
- 51:48Speaker 1: she's not. She didn't say outright, I'm not going to
- 51:53Speaker 1: Ali Baba. She said it the way you said it.
- 51:57Speaker 1: She used the word to curate commerce commerce.
- 52:02Speaker 3: Curt Curator is a word that has just been used
- 52:05Speaker 3: so much in the last like three years.
- 52:09Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. It is just a great word. I'm
- 52:11Speaker 1: still trying to figure out what the fuck it means.
- 52:13Speaker 5: No anything has curated on it. I'm buying it most
- 52:15Speaker 5: likely because it's like, oh, but what.
- 52:17Speaker 1: Does it mean you created it with someone else?
- 52:20Speaker 3: It means like chosen like that, like you know, with
- 52:23Speaker 3: a curated menu from you know whatever makes yeah, curated
- 52:30Speaker 3: and tear design, curated flowers. I don't it could be anything.
- 52:35Speaker 1: It's just like it.
- 52:35Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, oh, you know, it just makes
- 52:37Speaker 3: it feel special.
- 52:39Speaker 2: It's a racket word.
- 52:40Speaker 3: Yeah, that that draws inurate Like cocktails is a big one.
- 52:44Speaker 5: Yeah, curated cocktails. I'm like, I'm going there and.
- 52:46Speaker 3: By made curated cocktails natural that sounds like twenty dollars glass.
- 52:51Speaker 1: That sounds like, no, thank you, happy, I don't drink.
- 52:54Speaker 1: You know, this screams I'm not paying for anybody's alcohol
- 52:59Speaker 1: when we split the oh, we ain't split an alcohol buddy.
- 53:04Speaker 1: This Britney girl on Salt Lake, I'm so confused by
- 53:07Speaker 1: her and why her her relationship with this Osmond guy
- 53:13Speaker 1: is getting so much. She has now given two ding
- 53:18Speaker 1: ding ding speeches about her and her not boyfriend. What
- 53:21Speaker 1: the fuck is going on?
- 53:23Speaker 4: Well, I do think that's the only reason she was
- 53:25Speaker 4: chosen really, that she is dating the most famous For
- 53:29Speaker 4: your younger audience, they might not know the Osmonds Donnie
- 53:34Speaker 4: and Donnie and Marie were the had this is like
- 53:38Speaker 4: they followed in the steps of Sonny and Chaer.
- 53:42Speaker 3: So it was a variety show. It was huge. And
- 53:44Speaker 3: then they had Donnie Marie who came from this big
- 53:46Speaker 3: Mormon singing family and you know, they were hot, like
- 53:51Speaker 3: you you know, everyone always thought there was something more
- 53:54Speaker 3: going on, but clearly there wasn't their brother and sister.
- 53:57Speaker 3: But yeah, they could have dated and they were like
- 54:02Speaker 3: she would be like, I'm a little bit cal huntry
- 54:04Speaker 3: and he's like, I'm a little bit of rock and roll,
- 54:06Speaker 3: and they're really cute, and she went on to be married.
- 54:08Speaker 3: They both want on to get married, have like eight kids,
- 54:10Speaker 3: and they did a show in Vegas and they've been
- 54:12Speaker 3: around forever. And then there were like ones that just
- 54:15Speaker 3: like in a boy band where there's like the most
- 54:17Speaker 3: popular one and then you're like sitting back and you're like,
- 54:19Speaker 3: I know I won't get Donnie, but I could screw
- 54:22Speaker 3: this person somehow. This guy is not either he's like
- 54:25Speaker 3: the youngest brother of Donnie, or he's like no, I.
- 54:28Speaker 1: Think he's like a nephew, or he's like a nephew.
- 54:30Speaker 3: Yeah. So so anyway, I think that was some juice
- 54:35Speaker 3: that she gave the producers, like I'm dating like like
- 54:38Speaker 3: the most famous of the Utah Mormons, old school famous.
- 54:43Speaker 1: Barlowe calls him the d list of the Osmonds.
- 54:45Speaker 2: I mean, what's the same again, I just want to
- 54:46Speaker 2: see what.
- 54:47Speaker 3: There's like Mitt Romney and then there's like the Osmonds,
- 54:50Speaker 3: you know, so it's like, you know, like let's go
- 54:53Speaker 3: so and then but then he has been like, oh
- 54:57Speaker 3: my god, like I've been used for content, like we
- 55:00Speaker 3: weren't serious, like he has spoken and that I saw.
- 55:04Speaker 3: I don't know if it was from.
- 55:05Speaker 1: The show thinking that she's clearly emotionally stunted, right, Like
- 55:09Speaker 1: we really spoke about it this last week that like
- 55:11Speaker 1: she got into she's a Mormon, got married and had
- 55:14Speaker 1: kids by the time she was like twenty, yeah, and
- 55:17Speaker 1: she just doesn't really know how to hold a normal
- 55:21Speaker 1: relationship that like involves kind of like friends with benefits,
- 55:26Speaker 1: that doesn't she doesn't understand that, which is what most
- 55:30Speaker 1: people experience in their young adulthood. It's like, all, I
- 55:36Speaker 1: can't commit to you, but let's fuck on Fridays, and
- 55:38Speaker 1: like you start understanding the game, right, you know when
- 55:41Speaker 1: to take something seriously. I don't know how like, yes,
- 55:44Speaker 1: you're you're having sex with him, but he's telling you
- 55:47Speaker 1: you're his friend. She can't combine the two and go, oh,
- 55:51Speaker 1: friends with benefits. She's like, but we have sex, so
- 55:55Speaker 1: I'm going to cancel out the fact that he keeps
- 55:57Speaker 1: referring to this as a friendship and only fixate on
- 56:01Speaker 1: the sexual.
- 56:01Speaker 3: And we've always seen him in like a FaceTime or
- 56:05Speaker 3: has he done it?
- 56:06Speaker 1: We haven't even seen him at all.
- 56:09Speaker 3: She's shown he's message God, he's probably just like what
- 56:12Speaker 3: did I get myself involved in? But next thing, you know,
- 56:15Speaker 3: he's John Janssen two point zero. Next season he's dating
- 56:19Speaker 3: some other chick.
- 56:20Speaker 1: That pops around Bronwin.
- 56:22Speaker 3: He's like once her husband gets winded, he's like, what
- 56:27Speaker 3: I buy you the ugliest furniture in the ugliest clothes,
- 56:29Speaker 3: and then you say that I'm ugly to screw, Like,
- 56:31Speaker 3: screw you?
- 56:32Speaker 1: Wife? Is he holding onto plans? My dad used to
- 56:35Speaker 1: bring these things home. My dad was in real estate development.
- 56:39Speaker 3: This guy is, oh, he has like architectural plans rolled up.
- 56:43Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pretty sexy for an old guy.
- 56:45Speaker 5: He looks like he would be someone though that goes, oh,
- 56:49Speaker 5: we're friends, but yeah, let's fuck.
- 56:51Speaker 2: He looks like, in my not to be rude, but
- 56:54Speaker 2: he does.
- 56:55Speaker 3: He doesn't want to be in the seat.
- 56:56Speaker 2: He just yeah, I like him emotionally mature.
- 56:59Speaker 3: Maybe, so she throws out, I'm some you know, look,
- 57:03Speaker 3: the economy is tough, and she obviously wanted to be
- 57:05Speaker 3: on the show. And if you're looking at like how
- 57:08Speaker 3: could I get on the show, It's like, what do
- 57:11Speaker 3: you have that we could latch onto? Oh? Not only
- 57:15Speaker 3: am I dating somebody you know, somewhat famous adjacent, but
- 57:20Speaker 3: it's also a friends with benefits And I'm clueless about it,
- 57:24Speaker 3: and there's you know, some connection to cheating because fans
- 57:27Speaker 3: have DM others like, of course you're gonna pick her.
- 57:30Speaker 1: I would be shocked if this girl was on next season,
- 57:33Speaker 1: but I don't know that she's not coming back. And Mary,
- 57:36Speaker 1: I mean, I'm shocked that she's still back. But for
- 57:38Speaker 1: the first time I actually like her. She's like really
- 57:40Speaker 1: funny and likable.
- 57:40Speaker 3: This well, now she's like stopped. She's completely abandoned her
- 57:43Speaker 3: fake church and now she and the step grandfather are
- 57:47Speaker 3: suing the people that supposedly ran the finances of her church,
- 57:53Speaker 3: and she's suing for six point three million dollars. So
- 57:55Speaker 3: I'm like, how much money did you take from this
- 57:58Speaker 3: congregation in the first place that they could have squandered
- 58:01Speaker 3: away six point three million dollars?
- 58:05Speaker 1: The church is scare me.
- 58:06Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I told you I went to the church.
- 58:09Speaker 3: I went to her church.
- 58:10Speaker 1: When I went ski, did you did you prayiate?
- 58:13Speaker 3: Like before we go to the airport, I made Peter
- 58:15Speaker 3: and then we walked around with the boys and it
- 58:17Speaker 3: was it was already closed up. I peered in I
- 58:20Speaker 3: saw a photo of the of the mother.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Doesn't even what do you mean? Closed up for good
- 58:26Speaker 1: or like this had already.
- 58:27Speaker 3: Got looked like it was closed up for good, and
- 58:30Speaker 3: but it was full church and there was like photos
- 58:33Speaker 3: of like the mom.
- 58:34Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
- 58:35Speaker 3: I mean that that thing is a complete cold scam,
- 58:38Speaker 3: like horrible, but she's weird and.
- 58:42Speaker 1: Religions though, like I was googling, which means you know,
- 58:45Speaker 1: if it's written, it's a fact Google. But how much
- 58:48Speaker 1: these churches bring in? Like I thought the Mormon Church
- 58:50Speaker 1: was hustling. I mean, the Catholic Church is bringing in
- 58:54Speaker 1: in the brillians the trillions of dollars per year, and
- 58:59Speaker 1: we still have homeless people and people who can't feed themselves.
- 59:03Speaker 1: And you're telling me a church is bringing in trillions
- 59:06Speaker 1: a year. It's fucking sick.
- 59:08Speaker 3: You know, Christianner has a church.
- 59:10Speaker 2: Stop it.
- 59:11Speaker 1: You're lying to Kanye's is it Kanye's No?
- 59:15Speaker 3: But you know it's the thing about the churches is
- 59:18Speaker 3: that I would love to see they stop being tax deductible.
- 59:23Speaker 3: I don't. I think that's where people there's corruption. There's
- 59:26Speaker 3: a lot of good that they do, but there's a
- 59:28Speaker 3: lot and so you if you can establish a church,
- 59:32Speaker 3: then you can give to your own church. You can
- 59:35Speaker 3: have people and your family give to your church, and
- 59:37Speaker 3: then that is a deductible for them, but you're the
- 59:40Speaker 3: collector at the church.
- 59:42Speaker 1: So that's where it's the same thing with that Dance
- 59:45Speaker 1: for the Devil. He had a church and she.
- 59:47Speaker 3: Still has a church. But she did have a church.
- 59:50Speaker 3: I went to the.
- 59:50Speaker 1: Church kJ Christian.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Yes, is it stunning.
- 59:55Speaker 3: Well, the first when it started, I didn't ever go
- 59:57Speaker 3: to the brick and mortar, but then they did get
- 59:59Speaker 3: an action will place. Yeah, and they never talk about
- 1:00:02Speaker 3: it and they never I don't know if it still exists, but.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: That is.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: But I went and she had a pastor and the
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: pastor was good, like it was. It was like good.
- 1:00:13Speaker 3: But you know, I'm Catholic, so I always feeling guilty
- 1:00:15Speaker 3: about like going to anything. Like I'm like, if I'm
- 1:00:17Speaker 3: gonna go, I need to go to like boring Catholic church. Yeah,
- 1:00:19Speaker 3: but but there's.
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: The religion, the organized religion guilt and people guilt.
- 1:00:26Speaker 5: You know.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: And then he had his church, and then like schools
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: and stuff are like you know, they they had their school,
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: Will and Jada had a school. I don't know.
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: Chris jennerture a photo of Kylie on the altar.
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: Oh God with them big old lips.
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my good.
- 1:00:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:00:47Speaker 3: But I don't know what's going on with with that
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: thing anymore, but at one time there was.
- 1:00:52Speaker 2: You know what you do?
- 1:00:53Speaker 5: You know, I guess that's like, you know, that's why
- 1:00:55Speaker 5: people are like, it's it's your freedom, it's your right. Yes,
- 1:00:59Speaker 5: it's there when I join the church.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: You're the dummy.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell you. My home is my church.
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: Your house, my house, my four walls, and my bedroom
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: is like the temple. Right, that's like, yes, yeah, I
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: don't want to go anywhere else, talk to anybody else,
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: Like this is my thing. This is where I worship
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: whatever I worship. I never feel guilty unless I lose
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: my mind on somebody and I work through it in
- 1:01:30Speaker 1: my house.
- 1:01:31Speaker 3: Raise you up, lollas wings.
- 1:01:36Speaker 2: I know that song.
- 1:01:36Speaker 5: That's how you know, Like Catholicism only has a few
- 1:01:39Speaker 5: songs in rotation, and some are hits.
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: Their absolutely nothing slaps harder than this is the place.
- 1:01:50Speaker 2: What is this the place?
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: The Utah song that we all had to sing, a song,
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: not a it's a state song and it's like very
- 1:01:58Speaker 1: grant and it's like Utah people working together Utah. What
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: she's got the trumps And I'm telling you. And then
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: it's like it was Brigham Young who let the pie.
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: Like a Christmas song.
- 1:02:17Speaker 1: To be honest, it slaps so heavy. Bring them young,
- 1:02:23Speaker 1: very Mormon weird school. You know, we're based on religion.
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: It's the Mormon state.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: Oh, it's the heaven you ate or whatever? Right, the
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: God Mormon.
- 1:02:34Speaker 1: The Mormon Church was like founded and accepted in Utah.
- 1:02:38Speaker 1: Everyone else ran them out of town. They're like, you're
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: all fucking weirdos, get the fuck out of here. And
- 1:02:43Speaker 1: then they got to Utah and said, this is the place.
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: What do they call it?
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: Though?
- 1:02:46Speaker 2: The mother What do they call it?
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: There's the Beehive State. What are you talking about.
- 1:02:50Speaker 5: In the religion, it's like the Motherland? You guys don't
- 1:02:53Speaker 5: know what I'm talking about.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: I'm losing my mind fucking out.
- 1:02:56Speaker 1: We'll do a live anyway. What do you have going
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: on before we set off? Where are you gonna be?
- 1:03:01Speaker 3: Oh? This weekend? Not sorry, this weekend, next weekend. Minneapolis
- 1:03:05Speaker 3: Fillmore Theater on October eighteenth, and then at the VIC
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: Theater in Chicago October nineteenth. Both of those are very
- 1:03:14Speaker 3: close to selling out. I really want to sell them down.
- 1:03:16Speaker 3: I love the Midwest. My parents met in Chicago.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: You know what the Midwest is, young and reckless, my
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: jack your necklace, Tony West Boom.
- 1:03:29Speaker 3: I will be fine. You'll be safe at these theaters.
- 1:03:32Speaker 3: And then and then I have Irvine Improv. November eighth,
- 1:03:36Speaker 3: two shows, a stand up, November ninth, two shows, a
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: stand up, November tenth, totally different live Juicy Scoop.
- 1:03:42Speaker 1: And those are all at Irno.
- 1:03:44Speaker 3: Yes, that's Irvine Weekend November eighth, ninth to tenth, Irvine Improv.
- 1:03:49Speaker 3: I love performing at all these places. Honestly, I don't
- 1:03:52Speaker 3: just say that, but my favorite place reform perform are
- 1:03:54Speaker 3: Chicago and Irvine Improv, and so ending the year at
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: those places. Heathern mcdonaldt net Way by the way, and
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: see of course.
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: The Funnest Show. It's so much fun. I loved doing
- 1:04:08Speaker 1: it with you. I love doing it with you. I'm
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: imma sure. I love your podcast. I love all of
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: the things. So thank you for being here on such
- 1:04:16Speaker 1: short notice. Our Ache and Relief segment we're gonna chop
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: and actually talk about. We've had people write in.
- 1:04:23Speaker 5: Yes, we've had floods of people write in about where
- 1:04:25Speaker 5: to help for hurricane. So this isn't fact check, but
- 1:04:28Speaker 5: I'm gonna mention a few, Okay, and you guys do
- 1:04:30Speaker 5: your research. But a lot of these seem like good organizations.
- 1:04:35Speaker 1: So I'm coming from people that are boots on the ground.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: Boots on the ground.
- 1:04:38Speaker 5: Yeah, this person, Leah said, you asked for ways to
- 1:04:41Speaker 5: help our places to make donations for victims slash survivors
- 1:04:45Speaker 5: of hurricane.
- 1:04:46Speaker 2: Is it Helene, Helene Heleen?
- 1:04:49Speaker 5: Off the top of my head, these are Instagram accounts,
- 1:04:52Speaker 5: but the link is usually there at Samaritans Purse and
- 1:04:58Speaker 5: what is host these?
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: That is a fucking great.
- 1:05:01Speaker 5: One, okay, at Beloved Ashville, at boone in Chamber Again,
- 1:05:07Speaker 5: I'll post screenshots of these at Avery Chamber, n C,
- 1:05:12Speaker 5: at O Pair, drop in at Mana Underscore food Bank,
- 1:05:16Speaker 5: Mana Food Bank, I'll post these there is ooh, this
- 1:05:21Speaker 5: is a good one from Courtney. I have some information
- 1:05:24Speaker 5: on the flooding you were speaking of yesterday. The unicoy
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: you and I COI County Animal Shelter lost everything. They
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: need help and she said it won't let me attach
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: a picture, but I have lots of pictures and info
- 1:05:40Speaker 5: I can pass along.
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: I will look that up as well.
- 1:05:44Speaker 5: This is someone saying thank you for sharing about Helene.
- 1:05:48Speaker 2: I grew up in w NC.
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: What is that? I don't know? Is that West North Caroline.
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: I don't know that. I don't know.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: I don't know, but I will say, they don't want
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: you cleaning out your garage and said them your old leggings.
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: They just give money, Just give money. Yeah, they don't
- 1:06:05Speaker 3: need more stuff, they don't spend it on shipping. Just
- 1:06:09Speaker 3: they will get clothes with the money you give them,
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: and they'll get what they need with the money that
- 1:06:14Speaker 3: they don't have. The people that are organizing it and
- 1:06:17Speaker 3: you know, yeah, but definitely check out those places. Make
- 1:06:19Speaker 3: sure that they're legit, that they have decades of experience,
- 1:06:23Speaker 3: and that it's not someone that's just starting it random
- 1:06:25Speaker 3: along with their brand new church.
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, just make sure.
- 1:06:28Speaker 3: It's like a legit thing. But give and then you
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: know that and you know, don't waste your time packing up.
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: No.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: I like the money.
- 1:06:36Speaker 5: And the last too, I'll read it is from Kate
- 1:06:38Speaker 5: and it's she just sent obviously American Red Cross.
- 1:06:41Speaker 2: That's a good place to donate.
- 1:06:44Speaker 5: And then blind to date live ADL I gotta check
- 1:06:48Speaker 5: that out, but she said this is good resources, so
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: I'll post all these excellent.
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: Thank you, Jess, I love. Thank you for tuning into
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: another episode of Give Them Alla Podcast. Remember Mondays we
- 1:06:58Speaker 1: have the bonus episode. Regular old episodes air on Wednesdays.
- 1:07:02Speaker 1: I will catch you next week