Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / Our BOSS showed up PAYTON'S HOUSE at BEDTIME
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Our phone number eight seven seven nine three seven one
- 0:02Speaker 1: oh four seven the tax line. You text jgr whatever
- 0:05Speaker 1: you want to say to nine six eight nine three.
- 0:09Speaker 1: Oh man. I woke up this morning. I went to
- 0:12Speaker 1: bed pretty early yesterday, really early, like seven fifteen ish,
- 0:18Speaker 1: and when I woke up this morning, I had missed
- 0:20Speaker 1: calls from Peyton and I was like, I wont know
- 0:22Speaker 1: why she's calling me, and then I saw she had
- 0:25Speaker 1: left me a couple of voicemail messages. And just to
- 0:27Speaker 1: let you know, as we tell this story, which I
- 0:29Speaker 1: think is amazing, the story that Peyton's about to tell
- 0:33Speaker 1: you our boss. When we talk about Mark, that's our boss.
- 0:38Speaker 1: Mark is our boss, and he's a how would you
- 0:41Speaker 1: describe Mark Rich?
- 0:42Speaker 2: Mark is a legend in the radio world, and he's
- 0:46Speaker 2: been around us for the very beginning of the show.
- 0:50Speaker 2: Then he moved to New York and then his personality.
- 0:52Speaker 2: His personality, he's very funny, but you know, you dry.
- 0:55Speaker 2: It's a very dry wit. So sometimes you don't know
- 0:57Speaker 2: when he's kidding.
- 0:58Speaker 1: Right, he might be hating You're taking you apart?
- 1:02Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Peyton's wedding essentially was party is next week, right, you
- 1:10Speaker 1: sent everybody invitation.
- 1:11Speaker 3: We know exactly it's a next Saturday, and we know
- 1:13Speaker 3: where it is. Everything it's next Saturday.
- 1:15Speaker 1: So let me play for you the voicemail messages I
- 1:16Speaker 1: got yesterday last night.
- 1:19Speaker 3: John Jay called me back.
- 1:20Speaker 4: Literally Mark pulled up with his eight kids and his
- 1:23Speaker 4: wife with a fourteen piece cutlery set from Kitchen Aid.
- 1:28Speaker 3: Okay, So I get that message, and then I get
- 1:30Speaker 3: another message.
- 1:32Speaker 4: John Jay, how are you not answering my phone call
- 1:35Speaker 4: right now? Mark literally just pulled up to my house
- 1:38Speaker 4: with a fourteen piece cutlery set from Kitchen Aid.
- 1:41Speaker 5: Call me back?
- 1:45Speaker 3: Why does the cutlers? First of all, I think Peyton
- 1:49Speaker 3: might have been a little under the employence.
- 1:52Speaker 4: I hadn't been drinking all day. I mean, yesterday was
- 1:56Speaker 4: my bridal shower, and those a French seventy five's did mean?
- 2:00Speaker 3: And of course the party.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Doesn't stop with me, right, So of course we all
- 2:03Speaker 4: went after the fact, and I did have a gummy.
- 2:06Speaker 6: Or two, okay, And I was really excited because it
- 2:10Speaker 6: was on my registry and I really wanted doesn't a
- 2:13Speaker 6: whole family showing up at your doorstep with cutlery?
- 2:16Speaker 2: You might have thought that that wasn't real for at
- 2:18Speaker 2: least a few seconds.
- 2:20Speaker 4: No, when I tell you so, last night is probably
- 2:23Speaker 4: around seven thirty, and the sun was still kind of
- 2:26Speaker 4: up but still kind of coming down, and I'm talking
- 2:28Speaker 4: to my grandma. We're just like debriefing, and I'm sitting
- 2:31Speaker 4: on the couch and we hear the doorbell ring and
- 2:33Speaker 4: I'm like, it's kind of late for like a Sunday
- 2:35Speaker 4: for someone to be at the house. And I look
- 2:38Speaker 4: out to the side and I see like a striped shirt.
- 2:40Speaker 4: So just probably twenty minutes before that, me and my
- 2:43Speaker 4: grandma had actually walked around the neighborhood to give our
- 2:46Speaker 4: neighbors like baked goods to kind of butter them up
- 2:50Speaker 4: for next time, to let them know, hey, we're.
- 2:53Speaker 3: Having a huge party. Exactly cool.
- 2:55Speaker 4: And so I'm thinking maybe like the neighbors are like
- 2:57Speaker 4: stopping by, and so I get up and I'm in
- 3:00Speaker 4: my pajamas and I open up the door. And when
- 3:04Speaker 4: I opened up the door, it's our boss Mark, all
- 3:08Speaker 4: of his kids and his wife with this huge gift.
- 3:13Speaker 4: And I'm like looking i him and I'm like what
- 3:15Speaker 4: is going on?
- 3:16Speaker 3: I was like, why aren't you here? And He's like
- 3:19Speaker 3: it's kind of casual for you.
- 3:24Speaker 4: It was the party next week, and he came a
- 3:26Speaker 4: week early.
- 3:28Speaker 3: Okay, we have our boss Mark on the line. Good
- 3:31Speaker 3: morning Mark.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Hello, So can you tell us your point of view
- 3:35Speaker 1: of the story.
- 3:38Speaker 5: Yeah, so I don't know. Two three weeks ago Peyton, Well,
- 3:43Speaker 5: I don't know if everybody got it, but I'm assuming
- 3:45Speaker 5: they did. That the text with the invite on it, right,
- 3:48Speaker 5: So I filed it away. I'm like, okay, whatever, we'll
- 3:51Speaker 5: put that on the calendar. And then late last week
- 3:56Speaker 5: she sent it again. So I'm thinking, okay, this be
- 4:00Speaker 5: like this weekend. It must be coming up because she
- 4:02Speaker 5: just like sent a reminder and I was even texting
- 4:05Speaker 5: back and forth with her. I'm like, hey, I don't
- 4:07Speaker 5: know if I can make it. We've got my father
- 4:09Speaker 5: in law's birthday dinner. And she's like, well, it's just
- 4:14Speaker 5: stop by if you can. It's a come and go
- 4:15Speaker 5: blah blah. I'm like, is there a registry? So anyway,
- 4:19Speaker 5: I put this in my head that it was Sunday
- 4:21Speaker 5: night and that there was this conflict, and when we
- 4:25Speaker 5: the funniest part is when we were gonna leave my
- 4:28Speaker 5: father in law's house, he was like he thought we
- 4:29Speaker 5: were just making an excuse to get out of there.
- 4:31Speaker 5: He's like, oh yeah, sure, sure, there's a Sunday night
- 4:35Speaker 5: wedding reception. Good one. Just say you don't want to
- 4:39Speaker 5: be here, seriously. It's like for someone at work, and like,
- 4:44Speaker 5: you know, we gotta go, and like normally we wouldn't
- 4:47Speaker 5: mob deep like that with eight people at the house.
- 4:49Speaker 5: You don't have four kids and me and my wife.
- 4:51Speaker 5: And I'm like, let's just let's stop by. And he's
- 4:54Speaker 5: a funny. On the way home or on the way
- 4:56Speaker 5: to Peyton's house, my wife's like, do you think John
- 4:58Speaker 5: Jay and Richard and the rest of the guys there.
- 5:00Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm sure they've already been and left. Like
- 5:02Speaker 5: if I know John Jay, he's already dipped out. It
- 5:05Speaker 5: started at five, he's probably gone by five forty five.
- 5:11Speaker 5: And so we roll up and she goes, she goes,
- 5:14Speaker 5: it's kind of there's not a lot of cars here,
- 5:16Speaker 5: and I go, there's a ton of cars here, because
- 5:18Speaker 5: there was. There was like you had three in your
- 5:20Speaker 5: driveway and they were like six or seven cars just
- 5:23Speaker 5: right in front of that house. So I was like, no,
- 5:25Speaker 5: I think it's cool. I go, probably a lot of
- 5:27Speaker 5: people already left it's you know, it's work tomorrow. Like,
- 5:31Speaker 5: so we go mobbing up there, Me and Why and
- 5:34Speaker 5: four kids, and there's all these teenagers like from across
- 5:37Speaker 5: the street staring at us like you guys do it?
- 5:40Speaker 5: And I'm carrying this big old box skiff and then
- 5:43Speaker 5: we ring the doorbell and I see Peyton look out
- 5:46Speaker 5: the window at me like confused, And instantly I'm like like,
- 5:51Speaker 5: are we too late? Like did everyone go home already?
- 5:53Speaker 5: Like what's going on? Why is she looking at me
- 5:56Speaker 5: like that? And then I knew something was was like
- 5:59Speaker 5: off and anyone Yeah, so there Yet.
- 6:04Speaker 1: Once you and you realize it's a mistake, how long
- 6:08Speaker 1: do you hang out at Payton's house before you time
- 6:10Speaker 1: to leave?
- 6:12Speaker 5: Well, you know, she was polite, she invited us in
- 6:15Speaker 5: and stuff, and we were like, no, it's cool, like
- 6:17Speaker 5: we're just we Star Wars Starry. Here's your gift. Like
- 6:20Speaker 5: I didn't really know what to do. I was like,
- 6:22Speaker 5: this isn't really like because you know, usually you do
- 6:25Speaker 5: something bonehead like that, You're like you can get out
- 6:28Speaker 5: of it. You could like make an excuse or a reason.
- 6:31Speaker 5: And I was just like, man, I gotta wear this.
- 6:33Speaker 5: I gotta own this. I just flat out and if
- 6:36Speaker 5: you look in in my offense, if you look at
- 6:41Speaker 5: the invitation just on your text, like pull it up
- 6:45Speaker 5: just on your text, the date isn't the clearest thing.
- 6:49Speaker 5: It is when you know it's there and you blow
- 6:50Speaker 5: it up. It's like this really it's like red on peach.
- 6:54Speaker 5: But then it's like in like this script fox. So
- 6:58Speaker 5: even after even when we got back in the car,
- 7:00Speaker 5: I'm looking at him like this doesn't even have the
- 7:02Speaker 5: date on it. And then I blew it up more
- 7:04Speaker 5: and I was like, oh yeah, it does right.
- 7:08Speaker 1: Yet when you lead, what kind of conversation do you
- 7:10Speaker 1: and your wife have after you leave?
- 7:12Speaker 5: We were just dying and all my kids are like,
- 7:14Speaker 5: you got to own this one.
- 7:16Speaker 3: Oh yeah, your kid's just roasted you. After that.
- 7:19Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all the jokes about you know, early onset
- 7:23Speaker 5: demension start kicking in.
- 7:28Speaker 3: Yeah, next week Christmas everyone. You know.
- 7:34Speaker 2: When I saw the picture, I just thought maybe you
- 7:36Speaker 2: bumped into Peyton somewhere at first, and it's like I
- 7:39Speaker 2: showed up a week early. I'm like, ha haha, I
- 7:41Speaker 2: didn't really realize he really showed up a week early.
- 7:43Speaker 5: Yeah, we did the picture.
- 7:47Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to post the picture
- 7:49Speaker 4: because I took the picture sent it in the group chat,
- 7:52Speaker 4: and I was like, I'm literally in my pajamas and
- 7:55Speaker 4: I'm like.
- 7:55Speaker 3: Those are cute.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Yeah, they're cute.
- 7:58Speaker 4: And You're like he was SAand Brazier, what the oh
- 8:05Speaker 4: wow party? And I'm like so embarrassed that my boss
- 8:11Speaker 4: and his family saw me in my pajamas.
- 8:13Speaker 3: But I got to tell you.
- 8:14Speaker 4: Guys, like the joy, the joy that I had because,
- 8:18Speaker 4: like Rich you were saying earlier, you and Mark and John,
- 8:22Speaker 4: Jay and Kyle have worked together for so long. I've
- 8:25Speaker 4: just got to start working with Mark over the last
- 8:27Speaker 4: couple of years, and I feel so glad that I now.
- 8:29Speaker 3: Have this with him.
- 8:34Speaker 2: Lots of lots of things.
- 8:38Speaker 5: Well do you you guys some water?
- 8:42Speaker 3: Did you guys know that could you tell that she
- 8:43Speaker 3: was wearing a bra?
- 8:46Speaker 5: I had no idea, you.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Guys, I wouldn't imagine though.
- 8:50Speaker 5: I'm like MORTI no, I was instantly out of body experience, like.
- 8:56Speaker 3: What happened?
- 8:57Speaker 5: How did I get? How did I do that?
- 8:59Speaker 3: Your boss and it's family, show your family, I know?
- 9:01Speaker 4: And I was like you and you play basketball and
- 9:04Speaker 4: I was.
- 9:05Speaker 3: Like, yeah, gre just want to watch you for it.
- 9:07Speaker 1: That's the only to make it worse if you're not
- 9:09Speaker 1: going to watch you for it the finale.
- 9:12Speaker 5: Well, my teenagers we came home and my teenagers did
- 9:15Speaker 5: watch you for It. I guess we could have done
- 9:18Speaker 5: that together.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Well, the reality of it having Mark on really wasn't
- 9:21Speaker 1: to talk about that. We wanted to talk about tomorrow's
- 9:22Speaker 1: big announcement with the iHeart Radio Music Festival and of
- 9:24Speaker 1: course the two fifty America turning two fifty promotion. Mark,
- 9:28Speaker 1: would you like to tell us about those two events?
- 9:30Speaker 5: I thought they already happened.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Not I mean the two fifty already happened.
- 9:33Speaker 1: I mean the promotion that the actual put in the
- 9:36Speaker 1: keywork every hour, every hour.
- 9:37Speaker 5: Mark, it was a joke, guys, because I get days wrong. No,
- 9:43Speaker 5: you got it wrong.
- 9:45Speaker 1: You've been joking. So tomorrow we're announcing the iHeart Radio
- 9:49Speaker 1: Music Festival lineup.
- 9:50Speaker 3: Do you have any hints? Are you allowed to say
- 9:52Speaker 3: you're not allowed to give us hints?
- 9:54Speaker 5: I don't. I don't have any hints.
- 9:56Speaker 3: Okay.
- 9:56Speaker 5: I was supposed to be on a call last night,
- 9:58Speaker 5: but I went to a wedding reception.
- 10:01Speaker 2: Caring about the people. That's what he was doing. Caring
- 10:04Speaker 2: about his peeps.
- 10:05Speaker 1: Well, the next chance that you're a shot at two
- 10:06Speaker 1: hundred fifty thousands at eleven am this morning?
- 10:09Speaker 5: Well, Mark, what do I have to go this weekend?
- 10:14Speaker 3: Should we put bets on it? If Marcus wait?
- 10:17Speaker 2: Good?
- 10:18Speaker 3: He gave me like the exclusive visit. Did you leave
- 10:20Speaker 3: with the present and bring it back next week?
- 10:22Speaker 4: I opened it right away. I was so excited about
- 10:24Speaker 4: those knives, dude, I cannot tell you.
- 10:26Speaker 5: I was like, this is Did you know that that's
- 10:28Speaker 5: what it was?
- 10:29Speaker 4: No, I had no idea when I opened it. I
- 10:31Speaker 4: was just over the moon and so happy.
- 10:33Speaker 3: Mark. Can you play one of her wors bills again?
- 10:35Speaker 3: I love how she emphasizes the present, John Jay call
- 10:39Speaker 3: me back.
- 10:40Speaker 4: Literally. Mark pulled up.
- 10:41Speaker 3: With his eight kids and his wife with.
- 10:44Speaker 4: A fourteenth piece cutlery set from kitchen as.
- 10:49Speaker 3: You're like, you're like the host of prices right.
- 10:53Speaker 2: Cutting friends?
- 10:55Speaker 3: Was good on this? Your boss coming to your house?
- 10:57Speaker 3: What the fourteenth piece gave?
- 10:58Speaker 4: Hi?
- 10:58Speaker 3: From kids?
- 10:59Speaker 4: You?
- 10:59Speaker 2: That dish washers day and forever?
- 11:02Speaker 3: Sure there's more? All right? Mark? Thank you so much
- 11:08Speaker 3: for your time. Mark.
- 11:09Speaker 5: I love that I have eight kids now. She must
- 11:11Speaker 5: have been sea at double oh yeah, there's a.
- 11:13Speaker 3: Lot more going on in Peyton's brain than you know about.
- 11:18Speaker 3: All Right, I have a great day.