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Episode 539: Bargain Bin Butt · Not That Serious

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Put his arms out like, yeah!
• 0:02
  Speaker 2: Shit.
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  Speaker 3: That was....
• 0:12
  Speaker 4: There's an eight second difference.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: That's gonna pass this. Okay, Keenan. Time is not real. No,
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: you're just a time autist. No.
• 0:24
  Speaker 4: I feel like that's a little too close to.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: The time what? Autistic. Yeah. Yeah, that's the point. No.
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: Time is a spectrum. Exactly. Time is not linear, as
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: we can see. I mean, they're both moving in a
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: linear fashion. One's just faster than the other. It's too early.
• 0:47
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, it's so early.
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  Speaker 2: It's too early. It's too early. It's too early to
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  Speaker 2: break out the new prop. Oh, yeah. I appreciate that.
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: It's too early to break out the new prop. It
• 0:59
  Speaker 2: got too early. But... Hi! Hello. Everybody.
• 1:03
  Speaker 5: Not that serious podcast here. Greatest podcast in the world
• 1:06
  Speaker 5: to some. Definitely some to many. I don't know what
• 1:10
  Speaker 5: some to many means.
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: I'm Michael. LZ. Keenan's in the building. Lamont, a.k.a. Dr. Waffle, a.k.a.
• 1:18
  Speaker 2: Light Skin Lightning in a Bottle. Is your boy Cory? Yeah, man.
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: Is your boy cute? I miss that. I miss that guy.
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: He was home this weekend. How could the cool... Mr.
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: Sugars of the Daddy. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. Mm-hmm. He's got a...
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: Never mind. He's writing something off on this. Oh, of course.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: I'm sure he is. Hell yeah. Of course. This is
• 1:41
  Speaker 2: some type of tax loophole he got going on.
• 1:43
  Speaker 5: And if you wonder what I'm talking about, you're going
• 1:45
  Speaker 5: to keep wondering, and we're not going to tell you
• 1:47
  Speaker 5: until it happens.
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  Speaker 2: Wait approximately six weeks. Literally. Is it six weeks? It's
• 1:53
  Speaker 2: next month. Well, the month after. Damn. Well, shit. Yeah. 1698.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Who's counting? Not us.
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  Speaker 5: That whole prospect had to go through a second review
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  Speaker 5: under the President Big E.
• 2:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: Actually, let's talk about that. And I was like, I
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: thought we already talked about it. No. Not in detail, though.
• 2:14
  Speaker 2: Let's actually talk about it. But we're still good. Nice.
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: We're green. We're still green. Good. She's like, you just
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: sprung that up. I'm like, I don't think I did.
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: But I might have. I may or may not have.
• 2:31
  Speaker 2: I may or may not have done that. Has everybody
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: cleared on their ends from their respective presidents of their domains? Yep.
• 2:39
  Speaker 2: You're good. You just got a Mexico trip in your street.
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: I'm good for at least another six months.
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  Speaker 2: Four and a half, but yeah.
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: Because her birthday is in October. I'm So you got
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  Speaker 1: two months.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then.
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  Speaker 1: I'm... Trust me.
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  Speaker 2: You cannot coast through. We're good. Nigga, you are going
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: to be blended up in a motherfucking box.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: We went to Mexico, dog.
• 3:05
  Speaker 2: We good.
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  Speaker 6: We was getting excursions, buying the photo packages and shit.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: All right, nigga. What was your favorite part? We did
• 3:13
  Speaker 2: this little speedboat thing. So that was cool. You were
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: driving the boat? Mm-hmm. Driving the boat, little speedboat. It
• 3:19
  Speaker 2: was lit. Went to like Little Island, in the middle
• 3:22
  Speaker 2: of nowhere. How long was you there? Sunday to Thursday. Okay. Yeah,
• 3:26
  Speaker 2: so it was a nice trip. Okay, okay. Real cute.
• 3:29
  Speaker 2: It was fun. Yeah, you breezed past October.
• 3:33
  Speaker 6: You and me blended up in a bottle of Coquito
• 3:35
  Speaker 6: by Christmas. I'm good for now. She tried to hit
• 3:38
  Speaker 6: me like, we should go away on Valentine's Day. I
• 3:41
  Speaker 6: was like, you know that's the Super Bowl.
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: She's testing it. You're trying to be so funny. You
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: know that's the Super Bowl. Which is nuts.
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: And I told her, we're not going anywhere.
• 3:52
  Speaker 2: It's the Super Bowl. A lot of places about to
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  Speaker 2: be booked and busy on the 13th.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, we can go the day after. We
• 4:00
  Speaker 6: can do whatever we want after that day.
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  Speaker 2: We can do Saturday. Sunday? Sunday? I'll skip the Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 2: It's in L.A., too.
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  Speaker 1: I told her we could just go away after that.
• 4:12
  Speaker 1: After that, the seat's over.
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  Speaker 2: We just go away. Until then, you go away. Pretty much.
• 4:18
  Speaker 2: Pretty much. Leave me alone. That's funny because I saw
• 4:23
  Speaker 2: people were tweeting or saying, like, My girlfriend doesn't know
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: that she's wasting the final two weekends before the season starts.
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: Those are my favorite memes.
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  Speaker 1: You're wasting it.
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  Speaker 5: Those favorite memes are videos of wives or girlfriends realizing, oh,
• 4:38
  Speaker 5: it's football season. I've seen one where the girl comes
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  Speaker 5: in and the dude's just sitting there watching.
• 4:44
  Speaker 6: He's probably watching some absolute bullshit.
• 4:48
  Speaker 2: No, he's watching bullshit. He's like, is that football? But
• 4:55
  Speaker 2: it's still summertime. What is it?
• 4:57
  Speaker 3: It's preseason football. These games don't even matter. I got
• 5:04
  Speaker 3: to see the 49ers. On the West Coast, we got
• 5:07
  Speaker 3: more to talk about.
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  Speaker 6: I was thinking of the fucking 49ers, though.
• 5:11
  Speaker 2: Oh, wow. We'll get to you niggas in a second. Actually, no. Singular. Nigga. Nigga.
• 5:20
  Speaker 2: In a second. That nigga was like, It's 10 a.m.
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  Speaker 2: I'm already hammered. These games don't even matter.
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  Speaker 5: But I guess I would understand when they're watching it
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  Speaker 5: and it's like, why are.
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  Speaker 2: You watching games that don't matter? And it don't even
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  Speaker 2: be the team that you like. I'm sitting there. I'm
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: watching the fuck out of the Panthers and the Cardinals.
• 5:41
  Speaker 6: I'm watching the third quarter of the Packers who play
• 5:45
  Speaker 6: the Cardinals.
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  Speaker 5: I'm watching these future tax judges go crazy right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm watching.
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  Speaker 6: I'm watching the first Navajo football player to ever play
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  Speaker 6: in the NFL.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about him or the team
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  Speaker 2: he's on, but I'm watching. Or the Navajo. In general.
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  Speaker 2: As a people. The dwindling numbers of Navajo. Shout out
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  Speaker 2: to y'all.
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  Speaker 5: All 19 of them that came to see this UDFA
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  Speaker 5: ass nigga play.
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  Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. It's football. Football. I don't
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: give a shit. If you want to take it to
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: the next level, follow my lead. and get into the
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: Premier League because you can wake up, watch a game
• 6:25
  Speaker 2: at 7.30, 10.30, start NFL at 1, then you're watching
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: that until it's almost time to go to bed. Or
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: you're waking up early on the set. But you also
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: take a risk as you could have your day ruined
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: by 9 a.m. Yeah. Depends on how much you care. Yeah,
• 6:42
  Speaker 2: you don't have to care. You don't have to care
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  Speaker 2: too much. You can just watch and say, I'm watching.
• 6:45
  Speaker 2: Wake up, have a Guinness at 8 a.m. That's crazy.
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: You're moving like a real mandem.
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  Speaker 5: Somebody I know, we know may or may not have
• 6:54
  Speaker 5: done that, but hey.
• 6:55
  Speaker 2: Who had a Guinness A & M? Me. It wasn't you? When? You. No,
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  Speaker 2: why are you saying that? I thought you were making
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: that like, oh, I don't know who did it. Oh, no.
• 7:03
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying like you could do that. I would
• 7:05
  Speaker 2: do that. That sounds. I mean, I would. We know
• 7:06
  Speaker 2: you would do that. I would do that. I would
• 7:08
  Speaker 2: do that. Guinness is actually. It's grown on me. Guinness
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: is so disgusting. As my palates age. Guinness is so disgusting.
• 7:14
  Speaker 5: I don't think I'll ever develop a taste for beer.
• 7:16
  Speaker 4: No.
• 7:17
  Speaker 2: While I'm. I don't think I'll ever do that. You'll
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: get there. No, I won't. You'll reach it. I'll check
• 7:23
  Speaker 2: in when Carter's three. I got weed, bro. I'll check in.
• 7:27
  Speaker 2: I'll check in.
• 7:29
  Speaker 4: Let me grab something that works.
• 7:31
  Speaker 2: I'll start doing the fucking syrups. The tinctures? The tinctures
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: get my rig. The rig is crazy. I'll ask LZ
• 7:41
  Speaker 2: for his rig and put weed in it. I ain't
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: got nothing for you. Nothing. But yeah, football. Football's back.
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: Shout out to the speaker of Spotify on the Mendham. Yeah,
• 7:53
  Speaker 2: all those guys. Speaker of Spotify, shout out to y'all.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: We appreciate you guys. We do. And we appreciate you,
• 7:58
  Speaker 2: all the beaters out there everywhere. Continue to subscribe. We
• 8:01
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• 8:05
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• 8:19
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• 8:21
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• 8:25
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• 8:27
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• 8:30
  Speaker 2: We're quite proud of it, actually. Mm-hmm. Pats for Patrick. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: So how's everybody doing? Good? Cool? Yeah, good. Glad to
• 8:41
  Speaker 2: be back. I was just thinking. Yeah, I know. Like
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: he was about to. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
• 8:49
  Speaker 5: But yeah, we did start the Premier League this week.
• 8:53
  Speaker 2: No? Yeah. I'm excited, bro. Man City. Our team lost.
• 8:57
  Speaker 6: Man City, we've been giving up players left and right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even. Exactly. I don't even know. Kenan doesn't know.
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  Speaker 2: He don't know. Kenan. People just been leaving and coming,
• 9:08
  Speaker 2: leaving and coming. Like.
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  Speaker 4: What, like, I'm always saying, stop letting my good air out.
• 9:14
  Speaker 6: You're like the dude that was outside of, like, the
• 9:17
  Speaker 6: WNBA protest. And they obviously got, like, pros and cons, like,
• 9:21
  Speaker 6: people on the other side. So they're asking, like, some
• 9:23
  Speaker 6: of the women, like, can you name five WNBA players?
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  Speaker 2: And they're like, no. And it's funny.
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  Speaker 6: But then the trans people on the other side who are, like,
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  Speaker 6: let women play basketball, they're like, oh, Paige, Kalen Clark, Reese,
• 9:37
  Speaker 6: they're naming other people. But the women on the other side,
• 9:41
  Speaker 6: for whatever reason, they can only name Caitlyn Clark and
• 9:44
  Speaker 6: Sophie Cunningham.
• 9:45
  Speaker 2: I wonder why. It was extremely interesting. If I could
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: do a quick little tangent on that real fast. We
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: can fully tangent and talk about it. Let's fully tangent
• 9:56
  Speaker 2: into that. Fuck Ennis Cantor. Fuck that. Yo, again. Fuck
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: that nigga. What a bum. I don't give a fuck.
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: What a bozo.
• 10:03
  Speaker 1: I don't care what he thinks he's standing for.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think I get what he's doing.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: He's standing in the way.
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  Speaker 6: So he's trying to say that he's protecting women's basketball,
• 10:12
  Speaker 6: saying that only women can play basketball. But really, he's just...
• 10:17
  Speaker 6: projecting his own views and his own hatred that he
• 10:22
  Speaker 6: already has towards trans women. He's making it seem like
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: something it ain't.
• 10:29
  Speaker 2: He's grifting. I just think he wants attention.
• 10:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't think he has those views. I think
• 10:34
  Speaker 7: he just wants attention.
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  Speaker 2: Trans people are just an easy target. It's like a
• 10:39
  Speaker 2: low-hanging fruit. He's making a non-issue into an issue. I
• 10:44
  Speaker 2: probably would be blacked It probably would.
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: It's literally not.
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  Speaker 2: It's somebody. It's not an issue. And he's making it
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: an issue, like you said. It's just annoying. This dork.
• 10:54
  Speaker 2: And he's pulling up to games, antagonizing players. And if
• 10:58
  Speaker 2: I may, how the fuck they even let this motherfucker
• 11:01
  Speaker 2: in the game? Why would you even let him in?
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: That's because you can't say no. He's not banned. That's why.
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. Why wasn't he? As soon as
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: he made that dumb shit.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: They should ban him now.
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: They should have banned him immediately.
• 11:14
  Speaker 6: Because they probably didn't think he was going to pull up,
• 11:15
  Speaker 6: and then he did. That's the type of stupid-ass thinking.
• 11:19
  Speaker 6: Nobody should not think that.
• 11:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's fine.
• 11:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't think he was going to do that.
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: Huh? It's fine. Yeah, you can go to the game.
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: He showed up, banned him.
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: Now you can ban him. Now you have a reason
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: to ban him.
• 11:29
  Speaker 5: I'm just saying, you don't need a reason. I don't
• 11:32
  Speaker 5: think niggas need a reason.
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: You don't want to turn him into an unnecessary martyr.
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to turn him into a martyr.
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: He's a martyr now. Because now the martyrs, they kicked
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  Speaker 2: me out for speaking my truth. This scary black lady
• 11:45
  Speaker 2: attacked me. And the only place you're going to- And
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: I'm standing up for women and they kicked me out.
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: He's still a martyr. He was a martyr anyway. But
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: now you just kick him out and you don't give
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: him the spotlight of getting these women out of their
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: element and getting them out of character. Now it's like,
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: look how I got them all triggered.
• 12:00
  Speaker 6: And now he's- But he's losing his own argument because
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  Speaker 6: he says that he's doing this for women.
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  Speaker 2: But the women that are actively playing don't want this.
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: They're like, fuck you. Get out of here.
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: So now they can ban him for real.
• 12:10
  Speaker 7: But you have to remember for perspective, only 1% of
• 12:15
  Speaker 7: the country is trans, right?
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: 1%, right?
• 12:18
  Speaker 7: And then of trans athletes in college, it's less than 1%.
• 12:21
  Speaker 7: It's 0.02.
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  Speaker 2: It's a non-issue. It's a percent of a percent of
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  Speaker 2: a percent.
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  Speaker 6: And I believe we spoke about the person that even
• 12:30
  Speaker 6: started all of this, the trans player that's playing overseas.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we did.
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: Who's playing in a lower-level league.
• 12:35
  Speaker 2: Second-level France.
• 12:36
  Speaker 6: Doing okay. Not putting up generational, oh-my-God numbers. Michael, his
• 12:43
  Speaker 6: stats have nothing to do with this.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: They are not wilt.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: Yes, it does. It has nothing to do. His stats
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: have nothing to do with this. I'm sorry.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: She averages 20 and 20.
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: No, he's talking about Ennis Cantor. Oh, and his stats.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: His stats literally don't matter. It literally has nothing to
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: do with this. They don't matter. His stats don't matter,
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: but it gives me insight. Oh, this nigga's ass. Yeah.
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: So he's looking for something.
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  Speaker 6: But even if he wasn't ass, he would still be
• 13:04
  Speaker 6: a fucking asshole.
• 13:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, he would be a fucking asshole. He's a loser.
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: I just think he wouldn't be on this grift if
• 13:08
  Speaker 5: he was a nigga that retired averaging like 25 or something.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Well, you gotta think.
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: He's been on this grift even before because when he
• 13:14
  Speaker 6: was in the league, that's when he changed his name
• 13:16
  Speaker 6: to Anis Cancer Freedom.
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. That's because when it was... It was apparent
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: he was on the down climb.
• 13:21
  Speaker 6: Well, he was about to get another contract, and then
• 13:23
  Speaker 6: he did that, and he claims, oh, I didn't give
• 13:25
  Speaker 6: a fuck. Like, I didn't... So he's just a fucking loser, bro.
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: He's a weirdo. Yeah, he's... Listen, I don't know what
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: to say. He's a weirdo. He's grifting, but he's a weirdo.
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: And now, this is what I also want to say.
• 13:34
  Speaker 5: All these grown-up... Listen, this is why I hate these
• 13:39
  Speaker 5: loser-ass niggas, because now I feel like, which I don't
• 13:45
  Speaker 5: mind doing, but.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Now I have to pay attention.
• 13:48
  Speaker 5: No, I don't have to pay attention, but it's like
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: I feel obligated as a black person to pay attention
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: and support the things that either I don't really give
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: a fuck about that much or, and according to another
• 14:03
  Speaker 5: athlete that we'll talk about later, I.
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: Don't really think they're that good.
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: But back to the WNBA, y'all see the clip where
• 14:10
  Speaker 5: me talking about the WNBA and what I've said about
• 14:12
  Speaker 5: the WNBA all this time on this podcast?
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 14:15
  Speaker 5: Didn't really think that much of it. I think better
• 14:17
  Speaker 5: of it now. But now I feel like me, I
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: don't want to be like them niggas. And I know
• 14:26
  Speaker 5: I'm not like them niggas.
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: Don't be on that side, Andrew.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: You're not. I know I'm not like them niggas, but
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: I just don't like my jokes. To be taken in.
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: To be taken in like I'm with these niggas. Yeah.
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: So it's like, and then also me just paying attention
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: to it more. Me just being a black person, seeing
• 14:41
  Speaker 5: how these black women are treated in this league. and
• 14:45
  Speaker 5: then also by extension, LGBTQ people being treated and disparaged
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: by these grown-ass men and weirdo people who don't really
• 14:56
  Speaker 5: even care about the sport. And me, who's somebody who
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: doesn't even, who quarter, third, less than a percent really
• 15:04
  Speaker 5: pays attention, I can name five of these niggas playing.
• 15:10
  Speaker 5: And I know these niggas really don't care And it's like,
• 15:12
  Speaker 5: you're causing all these things. Like, bro, the least you
• 15:14
  Speaker 5: could do is just shut the fuck up and leave
• 15:17
  Speaker 5: them alone.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: And now you want to get on a pedestal, talk
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: about you protecting them. And then, again, like I said before,
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: the only people that's speaking all crazy is the people
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: who are ass now playing or who have played and
• 15:29
  Speaker 5: have been ass.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm. Or not where they wanted to be in their careers. Yeah.
• 15:33
  Speaker 5: So, again, it's like, these niggas are losers, bro. Like, Cantor, loser.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Royce Watts, super loser. Sophie Cunningham, ass loot. Loser bitch.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Dog shit. Somehow the poster child for... Dog shit. And
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: I just peeped, this bitch got a sneaker? Does she?
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: I think she got a sneaker. Somebody fact check that.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: I hope not. I believe she got a signature shoe.
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think Sophie Cunningham has a shoe.
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: Does she really? She has a player exclusive sneaker, which
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: isn't really like a... Yeah, I guess it's kind of
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: like a signature. Even her having a P.E. is crazy.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: She had to got a sneaker.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: She should not have no P.E.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's... They're cashing in on white supremacists.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: That's what it is. How does she even become the
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: face of that? I don't know. Because she's white and blonde?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: Is that what happened?
• 16:21
  Speaker 6: She's not the best white player. She didn't make any
• 16:24
  Speaker 6: type of political statement. It was just when she pointed
• 16:26
  Speaker 6: at somebody.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. She did.
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: She basically said, I'm standing for protecting girls in sports.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Basically, anti-trans rhetoric. Oh, really? She pretty much was there
• 16:40
  Speaker 2: to be the white savior for Caitlyn.
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: I was about to say the white knight.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: The white knight for Caitlyn. And Caitlyn, who I won't
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: say is an outright racist, but... No, she's just... She
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: just stays quiet. She's one of... Yeah. She's a passive.
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: We don't have to get into all that, what I
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: think of those type, but whatever. She didn't really be
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: the whole outright evil person, bad person, bad takes. But
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: this other person who's clearly ass wants to be. And
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: they're letting her and they're letting her run with it.
• 17:12
  Speaker 5: And by extension, this whole environment breeds all these weirdo
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: niggas that's coming to games and getting into altercations with players,
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: throwing fucking dildos on the fucking court.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Just being fucking weird. Which is something they did before,
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: but it didn't make it less weird then. It's just
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: like continuing this cocktail of weirdness. Natasha, that's the gayest
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: thing you could do. That video of Angel Reese. It's
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: seven inches. No, no. Oh, oh. The video where she's pointing.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: She was talking about the pillow. She's like, that shit
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: was like seven inches. Angel Reese was? In fact, she
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: eyeballed seven inches. I'm like, I see you, girl. I
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: know ball. You know ball. Balls. Pulling up to one
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: of them games just to throw a dildo is. Hey.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: That shit is weird. I mean. Go get some bitches. Yeah, go.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: Instead of harassing them. Yeah, please go get some. Go
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: get some. Yeah, please. Good God.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Love of all things holy.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: Jesus. Speaking about getting bitches. Shout out to the owner
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: of the 49ers. I just forgot his name. Goddamn. Does
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: anyone remember his name? Mr. York. Yeah, York.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Was it Joe York? Joe York.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: Jed York. Jed York. Yes. That man has a very
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: Amish name. Shout out to Jed York. Shout out to
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Jed York who was arrested and Pleaded no contest. Yeah.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: What was he doing? He was in a trailer park
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: in Ohio paying $ 140 for some coochie.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Trying to, at least.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Yo. He was in East Palestine, Ohio. Huh?
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: East Palestine. That's a town? Yes, that's the town. Yeah,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I wasn't making it up. He was in East... You
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: thought I was talking about actual Palestine. I thought you
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: were talking about actual... He was in East Palestine, Ohio.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Open air prison. No, he was in Ohio. I mean,
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: another opening. Buying Coochie at 10 in the morning. What?
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: He's worth, they say, like $ 500 million, and he's over
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: here buying the cheapest Coochie you can buy. The AirPods
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: that I was about to buy cost more than that
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Coochie he was about to buy. Literally.
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: I think I have a parking ticket in my car
• 19:20
  Speaker 6: that's worth more than that Coochie.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: There must be something about that Ohio Coochie. I'm telling you.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: He must have found a diamond in the rough.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Somebody said he was on the online thing, and somebody
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: said that nigga fell for the Hot singles in your area.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: Hot singles near you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: We did it off a website. Hot singles near you
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: in East Palestine, Ohio. Yeah? What? Are you trying to
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: fuck old grandmas? He say it. Matter of fact, I am.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Was the team playing in Ohio? Is that what happened?
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: Were the 49ers just there this weekend?
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Oh, please. If they were playing the fucking Carolina Panthers,
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: you just had a solo mission in Ohio looking for coach, nigga.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Please tell me they were playing the Cleveland Browns. Nobody.
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Not even the Bengals? They played the Chargers on Thursday.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: The Chargers? He wasn't even in the mid... Nobody was
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: even in the Midwest. He wasn't even in the vicinity.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: He didn't even play the Vikings or something? He went
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: to a different time zone looking for ass. What in
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: the fuck?
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nah, he's a sicko.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: Bargain bin discount coochie.
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is he from Ohio?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: Bargain bin booty, nigga. What the fuck, nigga?
• 20:24
  Speaker 7: Jeez.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: He's a real sicko, man. Jed York, man. You're moving.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: And he's wicked.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: Is he married?
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: He's in the process of a divorce.
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Sounds about right my man down bad then he filed.
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: For divorce in May he's from Ohio so maybe he
• 20:38
  Speaker 6: was visiting family he.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Went back to that old thing I wonder if Charlene
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: and these palestines still got that powder she told him
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: yeah you know I'm selling it now same price? the usual?
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: the usual mop and slop? he's a sicko man That's crazy.
• 20:59
  Speaker 2: He got grandfathered in on the old price.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Like, I got my mic with the haircut.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: You know, I usually charge everybody $ 350, but for.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: You, $ 140.
• 21:12
  Speaker 7: We got history.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: We locked in like that. Did they say how they
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: caught him? I sucked you off the night before 9-11.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: It was a fake ring. They arrested him en route there.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: It's already over. Everything's already done. He pleaded? He pleaded.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: He served his one day in jail, $ 150 fine and $ 1, 000 fine.
• 21:30
  Speaker 7: The fine costs.
• 21:31
  Speaker 5: More than the pussy.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: And he paid $ 1, 000 for having what they call an
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: assisted weapon. So what I was thinking when I heard
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: that was maybe he's a serial killer. But the way
• 21:49
  Speaker 7: they classify that, if you use a cell phone to
• 21:52
  Speaker 7: set up illegal activity like prostitution, dang.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: They include that. Oh, boo. Oh, okay.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: That's just the add-on charge. It's called a criminal tool.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: His phone, they use his phone as a criminal tool.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Oh, because he's like a knife or a gun. Yeah,
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: because I was thinking maybe he's a serial killer.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he might kill prostitutes.
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, literally. Yeah, that would have been... Moving like American Psycho. Yeah. Nah,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: he's just horny. Like, bro, you are a... He was
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: trying to kill her, right? You own a football team, man.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: You can go get a fucking escort.
• 22:21
  Speaker 6: wherever your tap whatever you like dan schneider.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: That's too easy my guy is it i need to
• 22:27
  Speaker 4: go i gotta get it out the mud i gotta
• 22:28
  Speaker 4: get it out.
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: The mud maybe he's still like maybe like he like
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: he still watches amateur porn that's exactly.
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: He's one of them i need the nitty gritty i
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: need to feel like there's roaches on the walls i
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: need to see the roaches.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I need to feel like i'm only way i can
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: get my nut off i need to feel like.
• 22:43
  Speaker 6: I'm still in it gets the blood flowing are those
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: beer cans on the floor.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: It kind of smells like cat piss. Oh, my God.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: I love it. Is that a baby crying? I love
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: your postpartum stomach. How many months is it? If she's
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: scratching my back, was that a possum? Yes and yes.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: What's that stain on the comforter? Put your cigarette out
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: on my back. Oh, you don't have a fitted sheet
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: on your bed? Shit. It's just Comforter and Hatches. It's
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: just Comforter and Hatches.
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: Ah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: The pillows are yellow. The pillows are yellow. Different shades, too. Oh,
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: I love it. It smells like cat piss.
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: The pillows look and smell like piss.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: Ah. You only own one plate, one fork, one cup.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And it's all in your bedroom. Your bathroom's in the kitchen.
• 23:54
  Speaker 2: This is home. You can do the dishes and take
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: a shit. Your bathroom's in the kitchen. Wow, answering the doorbell.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Your bathroom's in the kitchen. Oh, my God. She can
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: turn on a... He's as sick as a bidet. He
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: could turn on the oven from your bed. It's a
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: small trailer or a New York apartment. Same thing. You're
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: the one. Same thing, same smell.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Jesus.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: Oh, man. Actually, since we're talking about Ohio. Yeah. What
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: you got? Deshaun Watson. What about him? You know what, bro?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: You know they named him the starter.
• 24:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah, the Browns named him the starter. I feel like-
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: They hate him. They have to- I feel like, yeah,
• 24:41
  Speaker 6: they paid him all that money. And if they cut him,
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: it would be the biggest fucking cap hit in NFL history.
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: It'd be like, Tua's was $ 53 million or something like that.
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: His would be $ 86 million. So I feel like they're
• 24:56
  Speaker 6: only doing this because they have to.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: They paid him the money.
• 24:59
  Speaker 6: I think they know that he's going to pretty much
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: flunk out, right? He's going to be ass.
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: There's no way.
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: This is not a good quarterback anymore. He's past his prime.
• 25:06
  Speaker 6: They have to just let this ride out. You'll play
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: your three or four games, and then you're either going
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: to demand a trade, you're going to be unhappy. Either way,
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: he's going to have him on the bench, and Shador's
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: going to be the starter. But they should start Shador
• 25:18
  Speaker 6: from the beginning. If it doesn't work, then you go
• 25:20
  Speaker 6: back to him.
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: Why? I don't think you can. Go back. I don't think.
• 25:24
  Speaker 2: It's your future. Just move forward. I don't think you. Yes,
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I agree. Move forward. It's time to move forward. I
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: think if it doesn't go well, you can't go back
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: to Deshaun Watson. Yeah. You just got to let that
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: shit ride out. You can't go back to him.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: Deshaun Watson is just night and day just a better quarterback. This,
• 25:39
  Speaker 7: to me, wasn't even a shocker. He should be a
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: starting quarterback.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: He's just better. Not by much to me.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: To me, it's like night and day. Shador, if his
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: last name wasn't Sanders, we would never talk about him.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: I do agree with that.
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: And I bring that back to my original point I
• 25:53
  Speaker 5: was talking about when we were talking about WV.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're talking about the Browns. Making me care
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: about things that I don't give a shit about. Yeah. Because.
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: at my obligation as a black man is I have to.
• 26:06
  Speaker 5: It's like, what does this nigga do to not play?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Like, I know. Who? Like, Shador. Well. I'm using this
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: as a concept.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: Like, we can say night and day better quarterback, but, like,
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: I just think from a perspective of we're.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Both dealing with two types of ass, right?
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Two asses that we know you don't have any intention
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: of going into the future with, right? And your goal,
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: I'm assuming, is to lose so you can get higher picks, right?
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Why not just put the nigga.
• 26:36
  Speaker 5: That's not absolutely despised by the fan base?
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. I think the issue is- What message.
• 26:43
  Speaker 5: Are you sending to your fans with a nigga that
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: you saw him get booed when he was playing on
• 26:49
  Speaker 5: the preseason game?
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Then after the game, he's talking shit, talking about like-
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: It was personal. Talking about the fan base and not-
• 26:54
  Speaker 5: They don't even fuck with it. They say it's personal,
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: not the fact that you're ass. And then on top
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: of you being ass, you're not caring about you being ass.
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: and being flippant about it, and on top of that,
• 27:02
  Speaker 5: you just being a general piece of shit human.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: Because he's just not likable. But you have to look
• 27:08
  Speaker 7: at it from an ownership standpoint. They don't make money
• 27:10
  Speaker 7: off of people buying tickets and season ticket holders, so
• 27:14
  Speaker 7: it's kind of irrelevant of how the fans feel.
• 27:17
  Speaker 6: But with Dan, and I rarely ever agree with Dan Ovelaski,
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: but he was like, yo, the Browns fans just should
• 27:23
  Speaker 6: not go to these games.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: No, they shouldn't.
• 27:24
  Speaker 6: They are playing in y'all faces. But also, the thing
• 27:27
  Speaker 6: that they really fucked up with Shador is, They didn't
• 27:29
  Speaker 6: want him. They only drafted him just because of who
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: he was. And they knew that it would bring in
• 27:33
  Speaker 6: some type of revenue.
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: They didn't draft him because the NFL told them to
• 27:37
  Speaker 4: draft him.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: But it's the Browns.
• 27:38
  Speaker 6: The NFL ain't got to tell y'all to do shit.
• 27:41
  Speaker 6: They didn't tell them to sign Deshaun Watson.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: The NFL definitely told the next team to come up.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Y'all bad drafters. It's the Browns, bro. They don't do anything.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: They drafted him. In bad faith. They drafted him. They
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: drafted Dylan Gabriel. Yeah. In the same draft.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: That's why I'm saying the NFL told, like, next team
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: that come up, y'all better draft this.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: No, we're saying that they make bad decisions.
• 28:03
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they make bad decisions. They just suck at decision matching.
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: They drafted him in bad faith, thinking that it would
• 28:09
  Speaker 6: bring something more to the scene, where it's just like, no.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: And the funny thing is, you could- They put themselves
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: in that booth.
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: This didn't even have to go on this long.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: No.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Me, personally, you could have just played the nigga Shador, right,
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: from the beginning- Let him just be.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Ass out there. So now you can justify, clearly he's ass.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Why are we playing him? But then you extend this
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: thing and let him just sit there. Now he's getting
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: all this prestige. You could just cut it off. Let
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: him be out there in a seat where he's clearly
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: not that good. And so it could just be on
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: wax that he's not that good. And now he's just like,
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: why are you holding your door back? And now it's
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: all these conspiracy things.
• 28:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, I believe that they're probably holding him back
• 28:47
  Speaker 5: for being an arrogant black man for sure.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: But then a lot of it also is, your nigga's
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: not that good.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: He's really just not that good.
• 28:54
  Speaker 5: I think we all, just internally, my niggas internally, we
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: know that nigga's not that good.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: We know he ain't that good. We all got eyes.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: We've seen the nigga play. We've seen him.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Seen some practice throws, too. That nigga was throwing up
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: some ham and cheese sandwiches.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Ham sandwiches?
• 29:13
  Speaker 5: That nigga was throwing up some meatball subs sponsored by
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Jersey Mike.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: This is great. Here's the heat. Boy, I'm not even
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: trying to shit on him. He got one of the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: worst balls I've ever seen. Like, he... Bro. I'm not
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: trying to shit on him. I'm not trying to shit
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: on him, but this man is the worst quarterback I've
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: ever seen.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Because, man, like, there's sometimes you can watch the door
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: throw the ball, and it's just not a spiral at all.
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: It's just a wobbler. He's a frisbee. Yeah, he's a frisbee.
• 29:40
  Speaker 6: Just wobbling it's like damn nigga like you know when
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: they talk about rpm when they talk about like rotation
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: per minute like he don't have that you got rph
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: yeah it's just rotations per hour.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: It's just wobbling Womp, womp, womp, womp. Throwing a stale ball. Yeah.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: He just throws his choppers.
• 29:57
  Speaker 6: Obviously, though, he's in the NFL, so there's things he
• 29:59
  Speaker 6: can do. He just doesn't do it at a consistent
• 30:02
  Speaker 6: or a high clip.
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Is he going to get a chance to start? He'll
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: be starting by week.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: Six at the latest. Yeah, he'll be starting. At the latest.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: Season starts, what, September? He'll be starting by Halloween for sure.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 30:15
  Speaker 6: Deshaun Watson is going to force their hand.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just don't think about Deshaun Watson. It's like,
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: I just... Again, I always talk about athletes.
• 30:22
  Speaker 5: Like, I feel like professional athletes are probably some of
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: the least self-aware people on the planet. Especially the niggas that's, like,
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: it's nothing worse than a nigga that was nice and
• 30:34
  Speaker 5: is not nice no more, but is acting like he's
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: still nice.
• 30:37
  Speaker 2: He's lost, man.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: Like, obviously his self-confidence is gone. He's very insecure. But
• 30:43
  Speaker 6: he's lost in a sense to the point where he
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: doesn't even realize, like, Oh, they just don't like me
• 30:48
  Speaker 6: because of what I do on the field.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: No, nigga, people don't like you because.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: You're fucking disgusting.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, but that's the problem.
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: I think people need to just go back and reread
• 30:58
  Speaker 6: what he did because he shouldn't even be playing.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: That don't even matter, honestly. It shouldn't be in the league. No, bro,
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: because it's not about who he is in person. It's
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: because that nigga's ass. It's both. And he makes so
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: much money. It's not. No, honestly.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: It's because when they traded for him, them niggas in
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: Cleveland was out there with fake massage tables.
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: They was happy as shit. Nah, he's right. They were excited.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: They were ecstatic to have that nigga. Ecstatic.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Now to use it against him.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: If he was the old Deshaun Watson, like Texan Deshaun Watson.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: They wouldn't give a fuck. None of this would matter.
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: They'd be like all the bitches was lying. They'd be
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: showing up in towels and robes. Just straight towels with no.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: With lube. With fake boners. Or real boners. Both. Both.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: They'd take the dildos from the WNBA.
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: They'd buy the dildos from the WNBA, niggas. But it's
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: because he's ass. Yeah.
• 31:50
  Speaker 5: And he's thinking like, it's personal. No, it's literally just
• 31:53
  Speaker 5: because your ass. All it takes for you to be
• 31:57
  Speaker 5: tolerated in the NFL.
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: Especially in Cleveland.
• 31:59
  Speaker 5: The NFL has the lowest, by far, standards of things
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: they demand from their players as humans.
• 32:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do. You can be a rapist. Yeah. Shout
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: out to Pittsburgh. You can be... You can beat bitches up.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Shout out to James Pearson of Atlanta Fox.
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: You can beat bitches up. I'm not going to say
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: bitches up. You can beat women up that play professional sports. Yeah.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Right there. Currently. Today. You can beat them up. Still play. Yeah.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: But those niggas were nice. Yeah. That's why nobody gave
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: a fuck. And all you have to do- You can murder.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Dante Stoller literally- In vehicular manslaughter and came back. And
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: was hooping the next season.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: He came back.
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: He did a little cup... Yeah. Vehicular DUI manslaughter. That's it.
• 32:49
  Speaker 5: You can remove people from this plane of existence and
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: still get a contract.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: And you still good. And you still good. And you
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: still good. You still good. Shout out to Cobra. Can
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: you hoop? And can you play? That's where it starts
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: and ends. My nigga, can you hoop? And nigga, you
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: can't hoop no more. That's why they don't like you.
• 33:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: NFL already has low standards.
• 33:19
  Speaker 5: They probably have the lowest standards on them because them
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: niggas is desperate.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: Absolutely. For not only success, a good QB.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Ray Rice would have just retired a few years ago
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: if the video never came out.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's all. Yo, that ass. Yeah, like, they heard
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: about it. It was like, ooh, he did what? That's crazy.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: And then the video came in. I was like, ooh,
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: all right. And while it wasn't the video itself, it
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: was the reaction to the video. You know what I'm saying?
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: And the video just came out, and niggas was like, man,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: that's crazy. They would have also been like, well, that's
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: just crazy. Yeah. Anyway. Who you got next week? But
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: because they was like, oh, this is bad. Mm-hmm. They
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: were like, damn, that's crazy. They said he won a 4-2, right?
• 34:06
  Speaker 7: Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: He broke how many tackles last season? Rockers? What? What? So, yeah. So, nigga,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: you suck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Moving a little bit more east,
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: closer to home, we got some other semi-football, not football-related news.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: The Penn State Kingpin.
• 34:28
  Speaker 4: Yo!
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Yo!
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: Pablo Plechkabar. Oh, man. I'm not fully abreast. You're not?
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: I have the broad strokes of what's going on with that.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there is a drug ring that was taken down
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: at Penn State University with a fraternity out there.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: I forget the name. It was like Alpha Psi.
• 34:53
  Speaker 6: No, it was like Alpha Psi. It was like a
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: two-letter fraternity, I believe. So they had like, you know,
• 35:00
  Speaker 6: their brothers that were like running this shit. There was
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: one in particular who was kind of like the head honcho.
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: Do we want to name him?
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, you can if you want.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Agostino Abatello? Yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 6: So obviously, like in college, people do cocaine. Like it's
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: not like people do coke. Now, is it normal for
• 35:16
  Speaker 6: the king?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying I don't. Oh, I didn't. I
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: didn't do coke. Also, you people do coke in college? No.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen anybody do coke.
• 35:25
  Speaker 6: No, my one roommate was definitely doing coke, but I
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: didn't see him do it. I didn't see anybody do
• 35:30
  Speaker 6: coke until after college. Yeah, my first time seeing it
• 35:32
  Speaker 6: was after college. No, because it's expensive.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's expensive. I didn't have anybody in my circle
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: that had money like that to be spending on coke. Apparently,
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: the new thing is people are just doing crack now. Like,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: crack is back. Where? Really? Popularity, yeah. It's cheap. Where? Ooh.
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: Amongst that demographic. The whites? Yeah. White folk doing crack?
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: They're just smoking crack now?
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Damn. This is actually... Inflation is hitting us all, man.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That's really good news. Inflation hits everybody. Inflation hits everybody everywhere.
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: So apparently that... Not even apparently. This is all... It
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: all happened. They busted this drug ring.
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: And they had the pledges actually packaging coke.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: And they were.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: Saying it was part of their initiation process.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: And he just literally had them.
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was through two frats.
• 36:23
  Speaker 7: Sigma Chi and Delta Upsilon.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Sigma Chi. Yeah. I know that one. That hurt
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: because I know the two. Yeah. Ooh. Shout out to them.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's the Penn State chapter, man. Yeah. Everyone's different.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Everyone's different. Yeah. That's so crazy. Yeah. Everybody go to jail.
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: Even the pledges. Especially the pledges, honestly. Because if. Listen.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: The pledges?
• 36:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not saying.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: They were trying to join the frat.
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: Nigga. Nigga. No. No. No. Especially them? No. I think
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: especially the people who are making them do it. But
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: for you also being a grown ass man. Exactly. Would
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: you have packets of crack? They're just an impressionable 18
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: year old. Would you have packets of crack? Stop it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: Stop it. Yeah? Coke? No, no, I'm not. Coke? No.
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Would you have packets of coke? No. Listen. Why? As
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: for one and a half people. Get the fuck out
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: of here. Who did a pledging thing.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: You don't think them privileged ass white kids didn't even
• 37:21
  Speaker 6: think they were really doing anything wrong?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: And they're stupid. Yeah, they are stupid. And you're stupid
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: enough to go to jail. You're stupid enough to go
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: to jail. You're saying especially them. I didn't mean especially,
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: but it's like. Obviously, the kingpin is going to go to.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: Prison longer than the guy.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying don't leave them out. I mean, yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: Them niggas got to be included. You mean including them. Yeah.
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: Not especially. Obviously, yeah. They're going to jail, too. Especially
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: don't forget them niggas.
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: But honestly, if I'm a cop, I'm going in that situation.
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: I get why you niggas is doing it. Because there's
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: money in it and whatever.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Why the fuck? You niggas are doing a frat? I
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: think people get worse, though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: to me. The weebs. Yeah, you're a dork. I'm sorry.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: The weebs. You want to get your ass paddled? Hey,
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: as someone, two of us, that got their ass.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: Paddled before, hey, man, or whatever. Whatever they do over there.
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Bro, they... But cocaine is normal for white people, bro. Sure.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: Especially those white people. Yeah, that's normal for them. It's
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: still drugs, my nigga.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: It is still drugs, but they're not, you gotta, like,
• 38:27
  Speaker 6: they're not, I mean, I don't think you're looking at
• 38:29
  Speaker 6: it right, Mike.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: Like, you're saying it's still drugs. These are naive white children.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: Not white children, white kids.
• 38:33
  Speaker 7: When we were in college, people were smoking weed, and
• 38:35
  Speaker 7: it was very.
• 38:35
  Speaker 4: And if them niggas got caught by the cops, go
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: to jail.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: Came up to me and was like, yo, if you
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: trying to get down with this, you gonna have to
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: move this pack for me. And I'm gonna tell him,
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Kiss my ass.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Bro, I feel like people in college were doing worse
• 38:49
  Speaker 7: stuff to be down with them.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Sure. They were. Probably. That's what I'm saying. If anything,
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: that was the lesser of it. Like, oh, I just
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: got attacked. It's cool. I didn't finish what I was doing.
• 39:00
  Speaker 5: But one thing I can say about them niggas, them
• 39:01
  Speaker 5: niggas ain't put me in no situation where it was like.
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: They didn't put you in a Rico? No.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: No.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: They didn't put me in anything in a Rico. No.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: They didn't put me in a Rico. No. You know,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: they did not do that. They didn't do that. I
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: think if anything, they're going to make these kids, like,
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: they're going to make them talk more. Like, all right,
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: who was doing exactly what? And they should squeal.
• 39:20
  Speaker 6: They're going to, yeah. Like swine. And they're going to
• 39:23
  Speaker 6: tell them anything. And if anything, that might be how
• 39:25
  Speaker 6: they avoid jail. By telling so damn much. So they
• 39:29
  Speaker 6: might not go at all.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Everything i'm saying it's big brother oxen ford yo told
• 39:34
  Speaker 2: me to get the cocaine.
• 39:35
  Speaker 6: Do you know how arrogant this guy was he was
• 39:37
  Speaker 6: taking payments through venmo that's how they caught him yes
• 39:41
  Speaker 6: wow Like, Coke was just.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. That shit is just normal to them.
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: He's selling T-shirts?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: I don't think they realize... I don't think he understood
• 39:48
  Speaker 6: the magnitude of what he was doing.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: Like, bro, they.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: That nigga is so.
• 39:51
  Speaker 5: Dumb to realize that drugs are not just a cash business.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think they understood the magnitude of it. To
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: be honest. Don't dumb down these.
• 40:00
  Speaker 6: I'm not dumbing it down. I'm not dumbing it down.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: I'm dumbing down them, if anything. I don't think they
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: understood the magnitude of what... Nigga, you are doing... This
• 40:10
  Speaker 6: is an international crime.
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: I think these niggas.
• 40:13
  Speaker 5: I think what LZ's trying to say is these niggas
• 40:15
  Speaker 5: are so stupid. They're so dumb. And they don't have
• 40:17
  Speaker 5: any street acumen.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: None. They think that it's just... They could just do it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: These are niggas that have no proximity to actual drug crime.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: And they watch TV.
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: They watch Breaking Bad or some shit. And they just
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: get a VPN. They can cover their tracks.
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: Or this would be a bunch of a group of
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: white boys thinking that, oh, I'll just have a slap
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: on the wrist and go about my business.
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: That too. That's what I'm calling them. I'm calling them dumb.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I'm saying they don't understand.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: No.
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: But you're saying that they don't understand the magnitude. No,
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: they understand the magnitude. They just think, oh, nothing's going
• 40:51
  Speaker 4: to come.
• 40:52
  Speaker 6: But that's not understanding the magnitude of what you're doing.
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: If you think you're going to get a slap on
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: the wrist for moving cocaine, you don't understand what you're doing.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: You don't think it's that big a deal. Yeah, I
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: think they think it's a big deal.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: That big a deal, but because, you know, skin color,
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: I'll just get off.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: So they don't understand. They don't get it. They don't
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: think it's a big deal for them. How about that?
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: They don't get it. It's like, yeah, it's coke, but
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: it's just coke. They think I'm white, so I'm going
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: to get away with this coke because I'm white. Yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: my dad's a lawyer, dog. We don't care if you're white, nigga.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: My dad's a lawyer. It's still coke, dummy.
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: And not for nothing, you got to think these are teenagers.
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: So if the people that are above them are saying, well,
• 41:26
  Speaker 7: we've been doing this for years and this is just
• 41:28
  Speaker 7: how we do it.
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 41:30
  Speaker 6: And you got to, like, Penn State is a huge college.
• 41:32
  Speaker 6: That's the world to them right now. They're just like, yo,
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: I only move, I only, it's Coke at Penn State.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: That's it. There's probably a whole Coke economy there. You might,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: and think about it. They probably making so much fucking
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: money over there. Coke, Coke economy. Oh my God.
• 41:45
  Speaker 6: But you won't have me in the tree. They were
• 41:48
  Speaker 6: the white out. When everybody wore white on the football.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: Game, they are the white. They were all, they were
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: the white out. Fuck. They were the white officers. Yeah, nah.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: They absolutely- I swear to God.
• 41:58
  Speaker 5: If one of them niggas was going to pull out
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: a pack, especially coke, really any drug.
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: Well, damn it. Cocaine talking about, yeah, you got to
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: bag this up and move it for me. No, you
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: just have to bag it up. They weren't moving it.
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: They were just bagging it up. Just bagging it up.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: They're staying on campus. Just bagging it up. Yeah, you
• 42:13
  Speaker 2: got to strip down to your knickers. They were selling
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: coke on Venmo. They didn't.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you. They didn't think nothing. They were just
• 42:19
  Speaker 6: fucking stupid.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: Dumb. If this was PayPal, I would say something else.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: But them niggas are simply dumb. Idiots. Fucking morons. Really,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: really dumb. Doing. That's how they caught him.
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Honestly, he should go to jail for as many years
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: as how many transactions he did on Venmo.
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Oh. Whatever number, that's how many years you get. Double it.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: That's such a vast depth of stupidity that I can't fathom.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: You are dealing drugs through a money transfer app.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: What is the note? I want to see. Oh, please.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: I would love to see the notes. I don't see.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I would love to see the notes they did with
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: the transfer. Somebody definitely put a snowflake.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: It's just snowflake emojis or it'll be like the ski emoji.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. You know, we're planning our yearly ski trip.
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: man these are down payments for the.
• 43:08
  Speaker 5: Yearly ski trip that we happen to do actually bi-weekly.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: Man no it's just the payments they add up over
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: time it's a very expensive exclusive lodge see they just
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: need me just need me in.
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: Your corner we can weasel our way out man that's
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: what that's so crazy hey man um i was gonna
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: say speaking of white people did y'all hear about this
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: uh this group chat.
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: This Facebook group. Did y'all hear about this? Oh, yeah. Now, allegedly. Yeah,
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: I was about to say, use that. Allegedly. Because I tried.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: These niggas are still going to text. No, no, no.
• 43:41
  Speaker 6: Saying allegedly because people were saying that this is actually
• 43:43
  Speaker 6: not real. Yeah, I was trying to do my digging
• 43:47
  Speaker 6: on this and I couldn't find a source that I
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: thought was valid enough. But there's kind of like this
• 43:55
  Speaker 6: thing going around where they're saying there's a Facebook group
• 43:57
  Speaker 6: and it has like 400,000 plus followers. not just white people,
• 44:01
  Speaker 6: just racist people in it. So they can be white, Asian, whatever.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: They don't like niggas. So they're saying that this group exists.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: And they are working in like restaurant and food and
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: streets and stuff. And whenever they have black people come
• 44:17
  Speaker 6: into these places, they are putting things in the food.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: They're licking their fingers and touching their food. They're putting
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: stuff in their food. And one of the particular places
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: that they said this was happening was Texas Roadhouse.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Interesting. extremely interesting.
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: And they're saying that these people are servers, they're waiters,
• 44:34
  Speaker 6: they're dishwashers. There's all these people in these industries, and
• 44:38
  Speaker 6: they're saying that they are doing this to only black
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: people's food.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Again, I say allegedly because.
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: I was having a hard time finding a reliable source,
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: but I would not put this past anyone who's racist.
• 44:52
  Speaker 2: Now. Mike has brought in the inaugural use of the
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: tinfoil koofy. Is this the first time he has ever
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: It's just... Did we make a... Oh, you didn't make
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: a button for it? Dang. Yeah, we need to summons that.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: We need to... We need to... It should be a
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: button of... Black! Wow! Somebody put a note. Black power. But... Oh,
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: we might... Talib called him my copyright strike. Oh, yeah.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: I forgot that was Talib. That's not long enough. Yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: stop messing with Sarah. Talib is cool then. All right.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Is he cool? I would say he's cool.
• 45:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, stop messing with Sarah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, please. Stop messing with Will.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Um.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. As you were saying?
• 45:30
  Speaker 5: As I was saying, the Luna 4 Kufi is on.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: And if I may, I believe this is 100% real.
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Okay. You believe 400,000 restaurant workers are coinciding? I actually
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: believe 400 million. Okay. Okay. In their downtime of not serving... fries, shakes, steaks,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: and all. They are coordinating against black visitors to the establishments. Yes.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: I believe it. Okay. 100%.
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: I definitely believe it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: 400 million percent. Yeah. Okay.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: It's more likely than not.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I think the same people that would come up to
• 46:16
  Speaker 5: you when you're just sitting around talking about, are you
• 46:19
  Speaker 5: supposed to be here? I think those same people would absolutely,
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: if they had your grits in their hand, would stick
• 46:25
  Speaker 5: their finger in their ass and stir their ass finger
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: with your grits.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: I believe, and I believe those are a lot of
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: those people, and I know a lot of those people
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: are probably in the food industry because.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know, because I think the people in the
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: food industry are not publicly minding other people's business. I
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: think those are two different subsects of... of people.
• 46:49
  Speaker 4: And then I also think there's a lot of people
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: that's in there just to be in there. I don't
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: think that 400,000 people are actively.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's not 400,000. It's only 200,000. Ah. There we go.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: There we go. Oh, gosh. I'll take those odds all day.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: You understand how many servers are in the cell?
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. Yeah. I'm definitely wrong. Oh, I definitely think
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: the group is real. Listen.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: And I think they have more than a couple group chats.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: I think they probably have an app.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: They could. Okay. It's probably only found on Samsung Marketplace,
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: the Google Play Store. Oh, it's on like the fucking H8.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: You think that them motherfuckers got Androids? Hell yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah,
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: they have Androids. No. Androids are cheaper. They got a
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: white WhatsApp. No, they're not. It's all green bubbles. There's
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: cheaper Androids than there is iPhones. Yeah, but the average
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: person already get those cheap Androids. Hmm? We're talking about... Okay,
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: never mind. Yeah. Huh? You heard what the.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: We're not even going to go off a tangent. We're
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: not even going to go off a tangent. Keep the
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: koofy going. Keep the koofy going. Well, my new theory
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: is that- You're about to tilt the koofy to the
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: side over there.
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: No. Because what you saying? What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: You're about to leave Apple anyway, so tilt the koofy back.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Tilt the koofy back. You said it. I was conjecturing
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: about leaving Apple, and I did that privately, so- Off camera.
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: How dare you bring that up? How dare you do
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: that to me? Yeah. Well, how dare you castigate me
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: in front of my peers and our beaters like that? Mm-hmm. Okay? Now,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: what I was saying is, Google power! Blah! Pow! Nah.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: These niggas definitely, I believe that shit. Yeah. For sure.
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: I believe it too. For sure. For sure. Yeah.
• 48:37
  Speaker 5: I think about all the people I've encountered in restaurants
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: working in the restaurant industry, like workers that definitely have,
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: in New Jersey. I can only imagine in the Midwest, South, Southwest.
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: Woof. Yeah, the McDonald's that they had the wedding in. Yeah,
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: they probably- Oh my gosh. Yeah. What? Yeah. You never
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: seen that? Oh, it's a TikTok. Huh? Of like, they're
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: having a full-blown wedding in McDonald's. Two McDonald's employees getting
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: married in a McDonald's. Shout out to them. Love wins
• 49:07
  Speaker 2: and all that.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: But- Don't ever let people tell you that only black
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: people are capable of being ghetto because that.
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: Was the ghettoest shit I've ever seen in my fucking life.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: And that's why they hate us. Because they hate us.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Yo, he got married in his uniform.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Because they ain't us. Oh, they're throwing.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I thought she was throwing nuggets on the ground. She
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: might as well have been.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: She got flowers. Oh, they got little... This is extremely ghetto.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: It's some bullshit is what it is. This is absolutely
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: some bullshit. Shout out to all the good whites in
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: the Patreon, though.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I would say we should put this on the screen,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: but I don't even think it's worth it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: We all saw it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: You can imagine it.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: We've all seen it. Oh, the bride looks exactly how
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: you think she would. Who was talking about AOC? I'm sorry.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: Moving on to the Beta Brigade question of the week. Okay.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: We can talk about AOC's mommy milkers later. She definitely
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: got the milkers. We'll talk about that later.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: They said they started talking about her white husband and
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: she broke up with him immediately.
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: Smart move. That's it. She said, actually, I've been in
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: the means of ending that engagement. For weeks now, I've
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: been planning that. Thanks for bringing it to him for me, guys.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: But yeah, be the brigade question of the week. The
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: question this week, a little nostalgia for us and y'all.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It's what's something you miss as a millennial or just
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: from your childhood if you're not a millennial? Someone said
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: the feeling of holidays actually being a holiday. I have
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: a theory on this.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I have a theory on that.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: That is so true because. Need a tin hat? No, no.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's a tenet.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I don't even need that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: What do you think? It is true.
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: But also, it doesn't feel that way because you are
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: an adult now. So it is our job to give
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: that feeling to when you have kids.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: You give that feeling. You make sure they get that.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: Because you're an adult now. So you're not going to
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: feel it. I'd say that. But also, even the holidays
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: where I'm not in charge of Thanksgiving, even Thanksgiving feels different. Yeah.
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it's just my family, but it
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: used to be like a larger gathering. Now it's more
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: like segmented. Because everybody's adults. People are dying. That too.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Not enough. Not as many people die on my side.
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: But everybody's adults now. I thought you said not enough. Yeah,
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: I thought you said not enough. I was like, my nigga. What?
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: Not enough of them. Not enough people die to change
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: the format of Thanksgiving. All the people, at least for
• 51:45
  Speaker 2: my family, thank God, everybody's still alive. But do everybody
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: still show up? No, it's just like they're segmented Thanksgivings. Oh, really?
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: They show up in different places. COVID ruined it. No,
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: everybody got free choice now. Now everybody's kids. You got
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: to go where your parents or your uncle. No, but everyone,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you, for my family, everyone was still the same.
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: I blame COVID. Nothing has changed. Blame COVID. It could
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: be COVID, really. Because that is, I mean, that could be.
• 52:11
  Speaker 7: But I feel like with some families, like, as you
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: get older, you find out more about your family.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Like, I don't want to be around that. More things happen.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: That's not my family, though. No, I get it. That's
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: not my family. Because, like, do I want to have
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: mashed potatoes with this nigga? Not really. But that's my family.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: Because Thanksgiving, I'll be at his house.
• 52:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was going to say, it's still kind of
• 52:32
  Speaker 6: the same for me. Like, everybody just comes to my house.
• 52:34
  Speaker 6: So that's been cool.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: I love it. I do agree. It definitely isn't the
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: way it used to be. Because half the time we
• 52:42
  Speaker 2: got work the next morning. Yeah. Which hurts. Shit.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: That's what it is. That's the real thing. You can't
• 52:50
  Speaker 5: enjoy Thanksgiving because, oh, shit.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: You got to work on Friday. You have to work
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: on Friday. And if you're a lot of adults, Black
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: Friday is fucking hell.
• 52:58
  Speaker 6: When we worked at UPS and I had to go
• 53:01
  Speaker 6: to work the morning after Thanksgiving, I quit.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: I literally said this in my life. I'm good. No,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: he's not exaggerating.
• 53:09
  Speaker 7: He's literally quick.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, actually, yeah, fuck this.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: That's the difference. Because normally, when we're kids, you get
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: the holidays, especially if it's towards the weekend. They give
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: you that extra day so that you can get extended. Now,
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: if the holiday's on Thursday, you're going back to work
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: that Friday.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 53:24
  Speaker 6: This past Christmas, I did feel that because I was
• 53:26
  Speaker 6: working at the school. So I did get a taste
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: of that. Like, oh, I'm on Christmas break.
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: So I felt that. I did get it.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: That did kind of bring that feeling back a little bit.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: And speaking of holidays, with our surprise from the pineapple pilfer,
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: our trip surprise.
• 53:43
  Speaker 7: Oh, yeah.
• 53:43
  Speaker 2: Hint, hint. So I reached out to him and I said,
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: is this like a trap? Is this like, are you...
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: Are you like leaving the pot or something? Is there
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: a reason why we're getting this like good thing?
• 53:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like when you take the dog to his
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: favorite place before.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: He gets killed. And he was like, nah, it's nothing
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: like that. And I was like, well, yeah, because Christmas
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: before my parents got divorced, I had a great Christmas.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: And I got a lot of gifts. I got so much.
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: And then they sprung it on me. I said, ah.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: By the way. How's that PS2? You liking that? It's
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: all lining up. He's having flashbacks. How would you like
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: to have Two Christmases from now on. That's what they
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: hit me with. I don't know. I don't remember that.
• 54:23
  Speaker 5: They love selling it with the two Christmases. My dad
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: definitely hit me with the two Christmases. I'd rather have
• 54:27
  Speaker 5: one family.
• 54:27
  Speaker 2: And it was really like... It was really like one
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: and a quarter Christmas. Yeah, Christmas. Someone wasn't pulling their
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: weight with those Christmases. Who wasn't pulling their weight with
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: the Christmases? It's always dad. The one in the desert? Yeah,
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: it's always the dad.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: It's always the dad. Like, my dad's Christmases were cool,
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: but I obviously wasn't like my mom's.
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: It was single dad Christmas.
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was single dad Christmas.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: The tree not decorated real right. Nope. Nope.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Single dad Christmas.
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: No, Boston Market for Christmas dinner. Yeah, we was eating
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: hot dogs and beans. Oh! Oh! That's my dad, yeah. Mr. Vincent. Oh!
• 55:04
  Speaker 2: Do better. Beans and Franks. Beanie weenies for Christmas dinner.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: That was my dad's shit.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: Beanie weenies. On Christmas morn. Eating like a vagabond.
• 55:13
  Speaker 5: You're looking like a disabled war vet.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: Like a drifter. Like a hobo. A train-riding hobo. He
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: pulls up to his dad's house with a stick with
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: all his belongings on it.
• 55:28
  Speaker 4: And he was like, all right, LZ, come on. I
• 55:30
  Speaker 4: got the Sal's Bay steaks in the oven.
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: Come on.
• 55:32
  Speaker 6: And the thing was, I think I told this before.
• 55:35
  Speaker 6: When my parents got divorced, my dad just moved down
• 55:37
  Speaker 6: the street. So it's not like he was that far.
• 55:39
  Speaker 6: If I wanted to and I had to, I could
• 55:41
  Speaker 6: have walked.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: To my dad's house. He said, I'm close, but I'm
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: still not right there. I'm still here. I'm going to
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: my dad's house. Yep. Walk across the street.
• 55:49
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: Because he's down the street. You kind of have a
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: close thing, but it's just not quite there yet. Kind of,
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: but not really. I'm going to let you... You can
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: stick it in 90% of the day. And keep it there.
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: All right. Your balls will never touch the... That's insane. Uh-huh.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: The balls will never clap the old coin pouch there. Uh-huh.
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: That's crazy. The old love button. You'll never feel that
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: love tap of the... Back to the beat. You only
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: get a quarter. Okay. What were you going to say, Kenan?
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: Something you miss as a millennial. We only got this
• 56:32
  Speaker 4: for a year before COVID ruined it, but 24-hour Walmarts.
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: It was only a year? It was only a year.
• 56:38
  Speaker 2: Was it really? It was only a year. That felt
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: like the longest year of my life.
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: Because it took them dumb long to finish it. But
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: then once they finished it, we only had it for
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: a year before COVID. Oh, you're saying for us.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for us. Yeah, for us. I mean, I wasn't here. I.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: Nigga, the only time.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: I was in that bitch at 3 o'clock in the morning.
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: The only time I went there is when I absolutely
• 56:56
  Speaker 6: had to because the last thing I wanted to do
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: was run into somebody.
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't because half the time, I just like
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: to get in and get out. There's no lines at
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: that time.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's 3 a.m. You're moving like a crackhead.
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: That's fine. I'm awake. So what? Let me go in,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: go out, get my stuff, get what I need, and
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: I'm out the door. But he's not even a good
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: choice at stuff at 3 a.m. Like, it's got to
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: be there. I mean, it's all the stuff that's going
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: to be there at 7 a.m. The fuck? It's not
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: a restock? Yeah. It's not like I'm out here getting, like,
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: you know, fresh rotisserie chicken at 3 a.m.
• 57:22
  Speaker 6: All you would do is go in there and run
• 57:24
  Speaker 6: into people from high school. That's literally all that would
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: happen to them.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: Not at 3 a.m.? Nobody. No, at 3 a.m., yeah.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I ain't running into nobody. I was in and out
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: that motherfucker. Rob Markman, Jr.: Ain't no way. I hated
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: going in there. I'm like, I know I'm going to
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: see somebody. Rob Markman, Jr.
• 57:35
  Speaker 4: I used to hate when they used to have, because
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: they had the self-checkout, but they would close the self-checkout
• 57:40
  Speaker 4: and just have two registers, so there's like 15 fucking
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: long 30-minute lines.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: I'm like, just open the self-checkout and just have somebody
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: waiting by the door. One entry in, one entry out.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Jr.: At 3 a.m.? They wasn't paying nobody.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Rob Markman, Jr.
• 57:52
  Speaker 4: That's only one person. You're hiring two people to check
• 57:56
  Speaker 4: people out. You can hire one person to.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're cashiers, not security guards. They weren't standing there.
• 58:01
  Speaker 2: If you want to be here at 3 a.m., you
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: got to sit in the 3 a.m. line. Man, I
• 58:05
  Speaker 2: used to hate that shit.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: You can't get the efficiency streamlined of 12 p.m.
• 58:11
  Speaker 2: That you're getting at 3 a.m.
• 58:11
  Speaker 4: But the thing is, now they restructured it, so now
• 58:14
  Speaker 4: pretty much it's the whole thing is self-checkout.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: And then you can choose if you want to go
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: to a line.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: They're actually getting tap-to-pay now.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard. About time. I heard. It's about fucking time.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: They finally caved in. October 12th for us. Yeah, I'm
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: about to say they put out a whole itinerary of
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: coming to the area. Really tapped.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: Because they wanted to keep it in their own ecosystem
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: so that they don't got to share the data with
• 58:32
  Speaker 4: other people.
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: But now they're- I wasn't mad at it. I wasn't
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: mad at it either. I got the Walmart app.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: I understood why.
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: I used the bitch. I'm like, dude, I see y'all.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: You said the Walmart app?
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's what they wanted people to use. Oh, okay.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: In that same breath of 24-hour Walmarts, 24-hour fast food places.
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: We talked about it before. We still got something. I'm
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: just saying. In addition to that.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Technically, Wendy's 24 hours over there?
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that Wendy's is now 24 hours. Yeah. You want
• 58:57
  Speaker 2: to write that on the street? Really? Is it now?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Did that McDonald's is 24 hours? No, it's not. No,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: the McDonald's is not. I thought it was 24 hours.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I drive past it every time I leave here. It
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: is dark. It's close. No, the one across. No, the
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: one on 130. The one across.
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: The street from me is going back to 24. But
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: they're slowly rolling back.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, Mount Laurel?
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: The one next to 45th Street Pub.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: I think it's 24 hours. But that's out of the
• 59:22
  Speaker 2: way for us. You go that way on your home.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: I'm going all the way out there. I'm just going
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: to bed.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: If I'm one of 130 out there, I might as
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: well just sleep out here.
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: I'm going to just go get me some wings from 7-Eleven. What?
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Or you can go to- Just go to bed. Mike,
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: just go home. Just go to bed. Go home, nigga.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: Stop eating 7-Eleven wings, though. Go to Crown Fries. Crown
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Fries is right there. Get some real chicken. At least
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: you're going to get a full wing. Yeah. 7-Eleven wings
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: are good, and they're closer to where I'll be at. Michael.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Just go home, bro. You deserve better, bro. Go home.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: I want that. You deserve that. Put the hat back on.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: That's the same thing Jeb York said. You deserve better.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: You deserve better. But I want that, though. I want
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: the East Palestine. I want that. I want that open
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: air prison plus. I want that. I got one. Mm-hmm.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: Let me see. What is something you miss as a
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: millennial or from your childhood? Physical media.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 5: I like the convenience, but I miss enjoying something that.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I bought with no ads. A hundred million thousand trillion percent.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: I agree.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: Because these companies, all companies, all media aspects. I've really
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 5: been on this, I don't care if it's stealing now. Like,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: these niggas are playing in your faces. And we probably
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 5: won't have time to talk about it now. I definitely
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 5: think we should talk about it on Patreon. This whole
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 5: thing with GTA 6 and Rockstar.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: Sure. How they've been having this leak going on by
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: this person, CyberLeaks. Shout out to CyberLeaks. Shout out. Shout out, brother.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Shout out. You're doing great work. And I don't care
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: that nigga's pumping out a meme coin. I don't care.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Is he really? Yeah. But I don't care if he wins.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: I just want Rockstar to lose. And they deserve it.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: And they do. We'll talk about it later. But yeah,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: stuff like that, physical media, yeah.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 5: It's just, we would be okay with the non-physical media,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: I think, if they just weren't.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: So like trying to squeeze everything out of it.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 4: If we owned it when we still bought the digital
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: copy and we, yeah. I saw an article where somebody bought.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: Like all three movies, the Lord of the Rings trilogy,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: like less than 10 years ago.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: He tried to access it. Google deleted it. And just
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: when he emailed them, they just said, oh, you're kind
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: of just cooked, brother. Tough break, nigga. Really? They just
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 2: told him, tough break, nigga. Tough titties, nigga. You want
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: to buy them again? We still got them. We still
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: got them. For purchase. You don't got them, but we
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: got them. If you need them, we got them. Oh
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: my God. For purchase. Don't ask about it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: If you can email them, you can just buy it again.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: Sure. You'll get another comment about you. You'll get more
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: comments about you. Why? Alright. What's something you miss as
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: a millennial? One of my favorite DJs said, I miss
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: when technology wasn't as advanced.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: That kind of goes along with that.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: It goes along with that. It's too advanced now, man.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 6: Like, I feel like we definitely could use like a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 6: hard reset to like 2000. I'm trying to think where
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: the happy three, I think between 2000, between 2000 and 2007,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: I think is the highest in between there. I feel
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 6: like we were at a really, really nice.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: Let's stop. Whenever, whenever the first iPhone came.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Out, I can see that.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. Stop. Whenever, whenever I say one
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: more cameras, decent like cameras or cameras on a phone yeah.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 6: Which one camera phone is different uh decent oh that
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 6: we're gonna have to.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Bump that up to like maybe 2010 i was gonna.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 6: Say i don't think my first camera was even good
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: enough until halfway through college like i don't really have
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: any pictures from college yeah yeah i don't really have
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: any yeah i have some i.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: Got a couple but I had to, like, the latest. Like,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: it was, like, until my second.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 6: So I had a junior year. I think I had
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 6: an iPhone 5C most of college. Like, it was, like,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: a blue, the blue iPhone.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: Shit was ass. I was going even further back when, like,
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: you could go outside and no one knows where you are. Yeah.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: That's the time I'm talking about. You're just outside. It's like,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: I don't even have a phone. There's no way. Yeah.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: There's no way to know where I'm at.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: You're going to have to find me on a landline. Yo, bro.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: And listen, I'm not trying to... Yo, cheating must have
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: been so easy back then, bro.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: It was easy. Yeah, niggas. That's why niggas had second families.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: Niggas had families on the same street. Across the street.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: You're so crazy. Next town over, I got a whole
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 2: family in Florence. Yeah. Niggas got a whole family six
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: miles away. I'm going to work. I'll be back tomorrow.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: And they'll never know about each other. Going to work.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: I'll be back tomorrow. Until you die. That's what niggas
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 2: find out about each other. I got to go to
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: a work conference. I'll be gone for... Three weeks.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: And they'd be down the street.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: They're on vacation with their second family. Yeah. And there's
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: no Facebook.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: They're still going to work and clocking in.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: How about, I take care of all my kids. Yeah,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: all of your kids. Even the ones that don't know
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: about each other.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 7: How about this like applying for a job and you
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 7: can just give them a piece of paper that's good enough.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Or just walk in a place I was about did
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: y'all see that the nigga made a skit about that
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: yes he walks in and he picks up the water
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: bottle and the guy's like what are you doing he
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 6: was like I'm just picking up this trash it was
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 6: just on the floor he's like do you have a
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 6: job he's like.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 4: You gotta keep eye for detail he's like I gotta
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 4: introduce you to somebody he's like who the CEO.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: You got a bright future here, bro. And then he
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: shook his head. He's like, you got a firm... And
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: then the CEO passes out. He's like, oh my God,
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: is he okay?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: He's like, you got a firm handshake. He passes out
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 6: when he has firm handshakes. That was so funny because
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: that reminds me of that episode of King of the.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 5: Hill where Hank Hill meets George Bush. And he's like 100%,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: you know, super Republican. I'm voting for this nigga. He
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: meets him at an event, shakes his hand, and he
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 5: has like a lip handshake. And he's distraught about it
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: for the whole episode. He's like, how can I vote
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: for a man with such a bad answer?
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: I'm like, like, that is a topic for the whole episode.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, he's like going, he's looking at videos
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: of him shaking other people's hair. He's like, look, in
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: this clip, he's excited. Oh, I'm happy to meet the president.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: Then disappointed. That's actually really funny.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 5: That's hilarious. If you guys don't, yeah, that's a great show.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: Great show.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: One personal thing that I miss being a millennial or
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 2: From our childhoods, just... All the cousins being in one room. Mm-hmm.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: And just... Being cousins. Just being cousins. Yeah. I haven't
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: had that in fucking.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: Enjoying each other's company.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: Bro. I haven't had that shit in like a decade, bro.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: Probably more. Few. Mine's... Like, we used to go to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: my uncle's house every summer. Mm-hmm.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 4: Every summer and pretty much spend the whole summer there. Nigga,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 4: the laughs in that basement.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: Woo! I miss it. You got 50,000 cousins. I swear, bro.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: I know y'all was cutting up. Nigga, my family. Cutting up.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 6: They was cutting up. That's the only way to describe it.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: Them niggas was cutting up.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Getting fucking beat to hell.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: That shit used to be. Wow. Taking the handle off
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: the blinds. Uncle, can we get some ice cream? No. Okay.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: I'm not even talking about that.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: I'm not even talking about that side of the family.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: What the hell? I'm not even talking about that. Uncle Milton,
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: can we get out the punishment cage?
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: See, this is why you can't tell your friends stuff.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Because then they take things and it's just always a joke.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Uncle Ralph.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: Uncle Ralph.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: I'm tired of these left hooks. Uncle, you said after
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: we're done doing all the chores, we can go outside. Uncle,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: can you let me out the chokie? Uncle Carl, can
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: you use the bells without the spikes this time?
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 5: No, I'm not doing.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: It.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Shout out to you and your cousins.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: He said, why are you so physical with somebody else's kids?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: Does he have kids? I would assume so. Ain't no way.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Unless he was just taking out that one.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Was he doing it to the other cousins? Or was
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: he just picking on y'all? on that tree. But I
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: also believe that y'all three were bad enough to warrant.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking of the cocktail of you.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: If I had to guess, those niggas were absolutely the ringleaders.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 2: Because at the live show, Portia said she got it
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: worse than him. Who's the baddest out of y'all three?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: Out of us three? Yeah. It wasn't Keenan. No, I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: don't think it was Keenan.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: I think it was Keenan because Keenan was probably the
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 7: one like, I'm smarter than I'm bugging back.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't get in trouble. I think Keenan got worse
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: as he got older. But as a child, no. He's
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: the youngest. Yeah, he was the youngest. So, you know.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 2: He was fine. The worst. Well, you know what?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 4: They can argue about it. Either DeLorean or Portia. They
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: can argue about who got it worse. But DeLorean was spoiled.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: Portia was just bad. Because Portia said she got it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 4: the worst.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: Portia was just bad. See the way his eyes rolled
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: when he said it? Portia was bad.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: Portia used to curse out the fucking nurses when she
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: had to go get a shot.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: He ain't going to catch me, nigga. What in the hell?
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 6: I can't imagine her saying it, though.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: I can see her doing it. And she's acting like
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: a boondocks character. Yes.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: And then DeLorean was just fucking hard-headed as fuck.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: He just did dumb shit. You don't say. He is
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 2: very defiant. I just sat back and I'm on my
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: own business. I didn't do shit. You don't say. That's crazy.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 5: He just sit there and eat his candy.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: I sure would. Eat my candy and my chicken. I
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: just need me some Mower Ladies and Mad Heads. A
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: couple melted gummy bears. That's it. I'm just trying to
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: make it to the next birthday. Lord see it fit.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Lord see it fit.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: I'll make it to nine years old if I had
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 5: these Skittles in my pocket.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: Hopefully I'll make it to then. Shaking the Skittles. I
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: don't even eat Skittles like that no more. I used
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: to fuck them shits up all the time. I don't
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: even like that no more. Yes, you did.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 5: Now, what's the one thing you missed from childhood? Because
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: when you scroll, you can't see the Prod Wars.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: It's okay, Michael. This is a nice throwback. Nextel i750.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is that? Chirps? I didn't know what the...
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: I did have a chirp. You had a chirp? That
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: was my first one. I want one so bad. That's
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: my first phone. That's what started the pandemic of black
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: people using speakerphone. Where is it? Where is it? Put
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: it on, LZ. Come on. Dig deeper, brother. That's what
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: started it. Dig deeper, brother. That's what started it. Dig deeper.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: That's what started the pandemic.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 6: That's what started the pandemic of black people only using
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 6: speakerphone to talk. And with that loud ass next to it. Nigga,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: you can hear a whole conversation.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: The whole conversation.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 6: And I say this out of the pandemic, and I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: know this for a fact because I do that now.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely a speakerphone talker.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: No, you're not. I am. In public?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 6: I have it to where I can hear it, but
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 6: I don't like having my phone up to my ear,
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 6: so I'll have it here. So it's not loud enough
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 6: for everyone else to hear, but I can hear.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: Question for everybody. Why? Where are your AirPods?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: The question for the room, what's worse, somebody talking on
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 5: speakerphone or listening to music on the speaker?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: Oh, listen to music. For sure. Not even close. Okay.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: That right there is so obnoxious.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: Because you know that person who's listening to music, they're
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 6: only doing that because they want somebody else to hear it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Literally, that's the only reason.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: You're only doing that because you think you're the main
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: character and you think the shit you're listening to is
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 6: going to get somebody to be like.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, you got that shit on. Is that true? I
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: didn't want them falling. I didn't want them falling. But
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it, bro. Because... Because that is
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: the worst way to listen to music. It is. You're
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 2: not even enjoying it. Yeah.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: It's just loud.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: Nobody's enjoying that. You or us. Yeah.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: You niggas are trying to rap all the words.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: You don't even know all the words. I hate when
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: people do that shit at the gym. That shit really
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: pisses me off. People do what at the gym? Listen
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 2: to the music on speakerphone. Nah, you got to call
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: the cops on them.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: You're just a fucking asshole.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: Dead ass. I'm like, are you serious? Yeah, that's weird.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: That's weird. Very. That's crazy. I didn't watch it. This track.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 2: Go on, watch it, Frozen. Hold up, hold up. This track.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: This track. Wow. Said nobody ever. Anyone got any other
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: ones or we're going to questions? We're going to questions. Nah.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: If you're in the Beater Brigade, you can go in
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: there and check them out. Yeah. If you're not in
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: the Beater Brigade, join. Why aren't you? And then go
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: in there and check them out. Boom, wang. God damn,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: I am cramping. Boom, wang. But yeah, I got some
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: questions for y'all.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: What? Come on, Trav. Come on, Trav. Come on, Trav.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: He's so serious. Speaking of childhood, this is a decent question.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 2: We never even got into the verses. We never got
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 2: into the verses. That did happen. That happened. Yeah, you
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: know what? That was on my way back here. Join
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 2: us on Patreon. Join us on Patreon. I mean, we...
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: Talking about... Nah, we late. We late. We real late.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 2: But then we're going to be even later if we
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 2: don't talk about it until next Monday. It doesn't matter.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: The old head's on Patreon. I'll get it. Yeah, but
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 2: I know the real beaters want to hear it.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 2: It ain't even that much to talk about for real.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 2: We'll talk about it on Patreon so we can get
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: into it.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fine. Do you really think it's that much
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 2: to talk about? I think it'll be alright. He has
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: to defend his boy. I don't know why. Which I
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: don't know the fact that he... Because we're doing it
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 2: right now and we can answer the questions. Speaking of childhood,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: someone said, what's a childhood food that made it to adulthood? Sorry,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to make y'all wait until the next one.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: I still eat- Exactly, I was trying to hear what
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 4: you were going to say.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: I tried. Fuck Joe and Donnell Jones, man. We agreed
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 2: that we're going to ask questions. We got some questions.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: What's a food that made it to adulthood? Yeah, what's
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: a childhood food that made it to adulthood? I still
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: eat- God damn, why are you doing that? I still
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 2: eat a dollar Tostino's pizza even though it's not a
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: dollar anymore.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a choice.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 4: I sometimes still make butter noodles with a little salt
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: and I put a little parsley on it.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: What? Okay. That's cool. Do you need some money?
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 4: I don't need the money, but sometimes like- It just
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 4: tastes good. It just tastes good. That lunch, butter noodles
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: hit every time. I used to ask for extra noodles.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes. Lunch, butter noodles? Yes.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 6: They did nothing for me. I'm like, it's like water.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 6: Instead of the extra nuggets. Instead of the extra nuggets, exactly.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: What? You were getting noodles instead of extra nuggets? Yes. Sometimes.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: Y'all niggas are crazy. I didn't have to pay for it.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 2: Explains a lot. That is crazy.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: That explains so much.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: Explains what? Explains a lot, Mike. We got protein or
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: we got carbs. Exactly. It don't work, Mike. It don't work.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: We got protein. We got carbs. You chose carbs. The
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: argument don't stand, Mike. It's okay. It's okay, Mike. He
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: can be fat, too. Do you have a quota? He
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: can be fat, too. It's okay. Then, Keenan got lucky.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 2: He just happens to be 6'3. I was a chunky kid.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is. That's all it is. Put
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: the hat back on. Yeah, that's all it is. If
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Keenan was 5'7, he'd be 500 pounds.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: And I swear to God, and he's laughing because he
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 6: knows it's true because he does not stop eating.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: He's just lucky he has a big frame.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: And he projects onto Mike because he knows he would.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: Be fat too. Because he actually is a fat ass.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: If we actually want to get into it. He would
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 2: be fat too. Because I'd be looking at him sometimes.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: You know what? As a matter of fact. Do we
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: have a second Kufi? I feel like I need one.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going to buy my own. Listen. If Keenan, he
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: got lucky. Actually, I'm not fat. I'm just short. Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: That's all it is. Think about it. If you were
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: six foot, if he had the 6'3 metabolism. I'd be 140. Yep. Yeah.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: But that's, no. No. No. I'd be 140. I'd definitely
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 2: be the Michael Jordan lad. No. Because 140.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 4: Just because you got taller, the weight's still there.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 2: If you were six foot. 145. If you were six foot,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: you could be a smooth 350. You wouldn't even look
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: like it. The six foot metabolism is different. But we're
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: missing one factor, though. What? He's still not active. I'm active.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: I'm active in the streets. He might be active. Nah.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: That'd be a division one football. He swims and then
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: he goes to the sauna.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 6: He'd be a D1 football player if he was six foot.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 6: That's a defensive tackle. You see how fast that was?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: You saw it. You didn't see it. Mike, you fucking
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 2: missed it. You didn't see that. You didn't see that.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: You're like, ooh, I'm Bernard. You didn't see it. I'm raw.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: I'm a project. I'm raw. Straight from Africa. I'm raw.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: They said ATH.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm from that program. Snap right there. You didn't
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: see it. Goodness, goodness. Y'all got a towel? I don't. Sorry. Oh,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: the Koopy one's flying. Oh, my God. The kufi can't
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: touch the ground. The tinfoil might come off. Don't let
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: that crown touch the ground, brother. Put the crown on Reptar.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 2: Take off the Mexican hat. He has to upgrade from
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 2: a luchador. He's a Mexican king, brother. There you go.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: There you go, brother. I said a wall, my brother.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: We was dinosaurs. We was dinosaurs. Look at that. He goes...
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: He goes to Alligator Alley. We was dinosaurs. Look what
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 2: they took from us. He's in a swamp in Florida.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Look at us. You used to stand up like this.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: Look at your teeth, brother. Look at your scales. Why
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 2: are we fighting each other? Why are we crabs in
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: a barrel? But now they got y'all on all fours.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: Domesticated by the white man and the white woman, Angelica.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: We used to have the whole continent. Now they pushed
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 2: us down to the Everglades. Ever hear of Pangea? It's real.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 2: This has never heard of Pangea. N-E-G-U-S. Shout out to Reptar, man.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Reptar. R-E-P-T-A-R. Next question. Okay. Stupid. I
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: don't know, guys. This is a banger so far. Hell yeah.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Might have to go back and listen. Hell yeah.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 4: I might have to run this back in a month.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: And the thing is, they said last week, oh, this
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: was a funny episode. I was like, what the fuck
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 4: are we talking about?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: That was just so funny. Last week? Yeah. I felt
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: like we were phoning it in. You were phoning it in.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 4: Bro, I'm always like, yo, what did we talk about
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 4: last week that was just such a hoot?
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 2: I did see his comments.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: They was like, nigga, I be hooping blindfolded, baby.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: We do this. Charlamagne, call us. I'm hooping. I'm hooping.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Next question. I don't even know. This was trending in
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: different sports groups, so I guess that's why this came here.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: They said, who on the pod would you not let
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: date your sibling?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: Would I not let date my sibling?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, God. Well, he doesn't have to. Say it. Say
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: his name. The Kappa. The Noop. The Shimmy. Corey, I mean, Kenan,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: do you have the same answer? Nigga, the Shimmy-er. The Shim-Sham.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: Y'all treating me like I'm Diggs.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 2: You're the closest thing we got. He's the closest thing
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: we got. On the Diggs spectrum? Yeah. You're the closest one.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: You're the furthest leaning. Closest one we got.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 7: So dramatic.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: All right, Corey, what's your answer? I was going to say,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 2: why you?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: Me?
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. Too type A.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think I am, but I can see that.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: And that's why. It's too type A. It doesn't have
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: to be that way, Lamont. Trust me. It can be
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: this way, too. It can be. It can be. But. But. But.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Is it better? Doesn't matter. Give me a better solution.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying, like, it can look like this.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that. All right. So it's Corey
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 2: for everybody. Okay.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 7: That's unanimous.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Like Steph Curry. Yeah. Unanimous. Unanimous MVP. No dissension. I
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: saw one of the clips that was like, I think
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: it was like the volleyball team or something. And they
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: were all saying this one girl. And I was like, damn,
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: she must be a real. God damn, she's running. We
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: got to clip this instead of the cap alpha psi. Yeah.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: If you tag him. Oh, my God.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: I mean, that's the kind of pub we need.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: Good or bad. All publicity is good publicity. All right,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: next question. We probably did something like this before, but
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 2: it says, if you had to choose one person to
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: narrate your life, who would it be?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 4: He got to start now, and then we got A.I.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 4: the rest of it, but Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman's good.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 4: He makes everything sound good.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: I'd say probably Tom Hanks. Also a good answer. Tom
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: Hanks as Forrest Gump. Gilbert Godfrey as Iago. Just loud.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: Baby's coming.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: I'm going to say Allen Iverson.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: That's a good one. I ain't gonna lie. That is
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 2: a good one.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 7: That's a sneaky good one, too.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 6: Whenever he reads monologues or something like that, it's still
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 6: his personality. It's still Allen Iverson.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: It sounds good. Who would I actually want to narrate
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 2: in my life? I don't know. I'm going to Dickie
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: low-key and say the kid Miro. Because it would be hilarious.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 2: That would be funny. That actually would be funny. Yeah.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: Who would you say? Um... I'm going to go.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 5: I'm going to say comedian. I'm going to go say
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: Patrice O'Neal. I was going to say that for you.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 2: Makes sense. Yeah. That tracks. Yeah. That's a good one. Recipes. Yeah. Hmm. Hmm.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: Am I speaking Kwan Mills? No.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: Because my fucking. Loretta Devine. Yeah? Yeah. That's a good one.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: This is probably a question. Oh, he sure is masturbating again. Oh, baby.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: I don't know why.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: And again and again. He just tugging and tugging. Tugging
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: and twisting. It's the same video. Jim Jules. It's going
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: to fall off if he keep doing that. I keep
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: telling him it needs to stop. It's the same video
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: where Jim Jules just says, messing with her father-in-law. It
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: gets creampied in the end. Oh, my God. Huh? Yeah,
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: I like that one. Chapter 16. Oh, my God. Oh,
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: he's masturbating again. There you go again. He sure is
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: a late bloomer. He sure making up for lost time.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: Y'all seen that video?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 5: I heard her doing a cooking tutorial or video with
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 5: Miss Pat.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: No. And she did not know what the fuck she
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: was doing. And it was like, oh, shit.
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 5: This whole time we think this lady that was playing
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 5: all these sweet moms.
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: She can't cook? She can't fucking cook. Oh, that's it.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 2: That's a travesty. She said something. You saw it. Yeah,
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: I saw it. She said something nutty. She was like,
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: why are you putting that all on there? She was like,
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 2: she mistook something that wasn't seasoned. I forgot what it was.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: I got to look it up. But it was like,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: you don't know what that is? She's rich.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 5: I know, but like, damn, you wasn't rich forever.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, she's been rich since the 80s. You was
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: 40 then. What were you doing in the 70s? Slumming it.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: What was you doing in the 17s? Next question. Keep
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: it real simple. It says, which Pokemon you think can
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: say nigga? Charizard. No. Gastly. No. Gengar. No.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Charizard can't say nigga?
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: Bulbasaur? Definitely nobody from the Squirtles. Blastoise? None of them
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: can say nigga. No.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 2: Squirtle with the shades. Jinx can say nigga. Jinx? Jinx
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 2: can't say nigga. Jinx can't say nigga. Jinx can say nigga?
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: Jinx can say Jigaboo! Who's the frog with the tongue
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: wrapped around his neck? Greninja? Greninja? I mean, close. Close.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: Only Battlebond Greninja. The real ball knowers know. Who can
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: say nigga? Who can say nigga?
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: Greninja can't... He can't say nigga.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: Lucario can say nigga.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: That is clearly a Japanese man.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: That cannot say nigga. Lucario can say nigga. Lucario? Is
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: that it? Lucario can say nigga. Let's see, let's see.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 7: Mew?
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 2: Mew too. Who the fuck gonna stop? Nigga, please. Like,
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Not even gonna say it. Just think it.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 2: He gonna say it for you. Give it to your brain.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: They were making chicken. I'm sorry, man. They were baking cheddar.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 2: She was putting onion powder in the chicken. And LeBron
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: was like, you going to put all that sugar in there? Oh, shit.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: I'm like, damn, lady. This is onion powder. I'm like,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: this ain't sugar. This is onion powder. What the fuck?
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 2: Sugar's crazy. What Pokemon can say, Nathan? Sugar. That's a
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 2: great question. What Pokemon can say, Nathan? Who came up
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: with this question? I'm going with you, too. Alakazam? No. Mr. Mine? No.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Definitely can't say it. He can't his ass beat the
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: fuck up. You niggas tripping.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: My champ and my chook can say nigga because I
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 5: can't stop them.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 2: They're too big. Nigga. I think they'll be fine. You
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: got it, guys. Diglett? I was thinking about Diglett. I
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 2: know for sure. Nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga. Geodude can say nigga.
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 2: But I don't know if Gravelet can. No, no, just Geodude.
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 2: Not the line. As soon as he's bald, he loses
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 2: nigga privileges. Yeah. So, you got to hold an Everstone.
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 2: Real bald noise now. This is absolutely a bald nigga
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: from Onyx. Yeah. That's Onyx. Yeah, that's literally. He's the
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: reason MJ went bald. Yeah. That's Onyx. MJ went bald
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: because of Onyx. Yeah, he's just Fred Rostar. Yo, Michael
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: Jordan went bald because of Geodude. Mm-hmm. Google me, nigga.
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 5: Check your dex check your pokedex nigger.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: Pokedex entry geodude the bald nigger pokemon mj went bald
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: because of geodude because he's a monkey yes okay next
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: question yes.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 6: I think electabuzz can say nigger okay I was saying execute,
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 6: but I was like, nah, not execute.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like them like that. Too many heads.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 5: I don't want multiple people saying nigga to me at
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 5: the same time. Lapras can say nigga.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: Lapras? Lapras can say nigga. Lapras? A soft nigga. Nigga. Nigga. Yeah.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 5: You can only give me nigga if he's going to
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 5: give me a ride. That's a total for getting a
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 5: ride on the, for sure.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 2: Okay. Okay.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 6: Lapras is one nigga. That's definitely a light-skinned woman.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Lappers. That's a bad name. He said, light-skinned woman. Yeah,
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: Labras can say that. Maybe she's like, she said, nigga. Nigga, please. Relax, nigga.
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 2: Shut up, nigga. When I'm talking with my nigga, that's
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: my nigga. I'm like, bitch, you're cooked. Miltang could definitely
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 2: say nigga. Miltang? No.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 4: That is an old southern black woman. That's Paula Deen. Yeah, exactly.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 2: That's why she's here. Yeah, she's going to say it.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 2: Not around my niggas, you can't. What the fuck? My nigga,
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: you better roll up out of here. As soon as
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: you try to protest, you're going to squirt milky in
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 2: my mouth. Is that a word of decision? Miltang. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: let us know in the comments which Pokemon can say nigga.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 2: That's a great question. That's a good one. I got
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: an am I the asshole for y'all. Yes, you are. No. No,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: she can't. No, she can't. Especially the original version when
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: they didn't change her. She was originally black. And then
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 2: they tried to clean up and make her purple. She
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 2: looked like a Target costume. They made a Babadook Pokemon, nigga.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: All right. It says... Am I the asshole for uninviting
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 2: my friend from a vacation because she wanted to break
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 2: rules and be cheap? That's a good one. You automatically
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 2: probably say yes.
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: Maybe not. One of my favorite hobbies is using credit
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: card and casino comps to get cheap trips. Okay. I
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 2: have several cruise lines that I get free offers for
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: where I pay taxes and fees for a seven-night cruise
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: plus extras like gratuities for the staff and drink or
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: dining packages. Nice. My friend had asked what vacation plans
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 2: I had coming up since I travel quite a bit
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 2: and I let her know I had an upcoming trip
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 2: booked and could add her for around $ 600 if she
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: was interested. This is for seven nights in a mini suite.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 2: Balcony room, more space, just below the suite level. She
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 2: seemed interested so I told her to let me know.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 2: I gave her the breakout of costs because I wanted
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 2: to be transparent. $ 160 for taxes and fees and $ 455
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 2: for the drinking slash dining gratuities. She seemed interested, so
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: I asked her to double check the dates worked for
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: her and to let me know if it worked. She
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: came back to me a couple days later and said
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 2: that she'd be good with the 160, but had done
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 2: research and didn't want to pay the other 455 in
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 2: fees because she read that it's not mandatory that you
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 2: pay gratuities to the staff and she could order something
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: online so she could sneak alcohol onto the ship. Oh, no. Bitch! No.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: You're paying $ 600 for a fucking cruise. Seven days. Seven minutes. Unfortunately,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: the way this package works is that everyone in the
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 2: booking has to order if one person does. Makes a
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: lot of sense. I want the convenience of knowing my
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: gratuities are paid and that I can order a drink
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 2: regardless of where I am without going back to the
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: room to make a drink. Yep. I like getting a
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 2: couple coffees in the coffee shop, drinks by the pool,
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 2: wine with dinner, maybe a couple of drinks in the
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 2: club at night. To me, this is just part of
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: the experience I want of being on vacation. I told
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 2: her that if she felt that way, maybe it's best
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 2: that she's not come with me and do her own thing. Yes.
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: But now she's mad at me because she'd have to
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: pay close to $ 4, 000 to do this trip without my benefits.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: I don't mind paying for the extras myself, and I
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: just count it as cost of the vacation. But I
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 2: don't really want to pay for her extras as well.
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: Am I the asshole for wanting her to do the
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 2: vacation the way I want? Absolutely not. Fuck off, bitch.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 2: Fuck off and go fuck yourself. What are you talking about?
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 6: $ 600 for a seven night cruise and you're trying to
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 6: find a way to make it cheaper.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 2: It's a $ 600. And then seven night.
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 2: A $ 4, 000.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 4: $ 4, 000 cruise.
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing? Saving $ 400.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 6: I'll pay the 150, but I ain't paying this, that,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 6: and this because I ain't going. I'll take liquor on
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 6: the boat myself.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 2: Because I can bring in one bottle of Smirnoff and
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 2: I'll be good.
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: That's monkey mumble. You sound dumb.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 5: All right, I get like sneaking food into the movies.
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 5: All right, that's a one-time thing. You want to sneak
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 5: alcohol for a seven day? You want to live in
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 5: front of- Seven days.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 2: Alcohol secrecy for a week? Yeah, for what? That's not
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 2: even vacation at this point. And going back to the
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 2: room is not usually an easy thing to do.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 7: No.
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. The cruise ship's big
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 2: as hell. You got to go.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 4: And in the worst part, you ever go down, you
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 4: get to your floor, but then you realize you're on
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 4: the wrong side of the boat?
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. All the way to the side. I'm like, bro,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: that shit is ass. Yes. That shit is ass. Long
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: ass walk. Yeah, nah. No. I can't stay. I got
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: the drink packets on the cruise. I'm going on in
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: two weeks. Have her stay her broke ass. Yeah. At home. Yeah. Nah.
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: I usually, you know, anti-capitalism, Michael, but this bitch, stay
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 5: your broke ass fucking home.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 2: Get ready to get a discount.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 5: And honestly, I don't like to do this, but I
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 5: also kind of have to blame you because there ain't
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 5: no way you didn't know this bitch was this cheap.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you should have started off the rip just saying,
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 7: I don't have nothing planned.
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: You had to have known. You should have just told
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 2: her it was $ 600. Unless this was a girl you
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 2: just met. I don't think it's just a friend. I
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: was about to say, also, if he was trying to crack,
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 2: you could have just paid $ 600. I don't think he's
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 2: trying to. Oh, it's a dude trying to have a girl. Maybe.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: That's what it seems. I thought it was just a friend.
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: I thought it was two girls. I don't know.
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: To me, I thought it might have been a guy
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: and a girl.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 2: It doesn't say. If it was a guy and a
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: girl and you're trying to crack, then you're wilding. I
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: don't know. It doesn't say. Would you pay?
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: I would pay the $ 600.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: You need to just handle that. I mean, you could
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: go to East Palestine. Or just, you know, bargain bin.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if it's a woman, all right, never mind.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 2: But yeah. Yeah, it might be woman to woman. Yeah,
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: with two women, yeah. Unless you're trying to crack. Unless
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: you're trying to crack. You could also be trying to crack.
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 2: A woman that's also trying to crack. Either way, if
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: you're trying to crack, you need to put that bread up.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but if not, that's just me.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 2: If not, that would be your own way. Yeah. Or
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 2: go stay home. Yeah. Now you interrupted on my drink
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 2: package because you don't... No, no, no. Fuck you. You
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: just stay home. Fuck off. Yeah. No. No. I was
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: going to say, did you ever see that one comedian,
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: Damon Darling, I think his name is? Sounds familiar. Likes
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 2: to do locks. He'll go in a store and be like, oh,
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 2: you have a dollar? And they'll be like, no. But
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 2: he just doesn't like people.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 6: Oh, yes.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, no. He's like, oh. And he'll take
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 2: out a stack of ones. Like, oh, here you go.
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, no. I don't need it. I was like,
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 2: you got to be ashamed. Just stay here. Like, if
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 2: you broke, it's all right. Like, just fuck with white people.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 6: And the thing with him is he recently got banned
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 6: from Walmart because he was going in there doing that.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 6: But also he goes there and like buys people groceries
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: and stuff. He's pretty much a black Mr.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 2: Beast.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 6: Like his grandmother gave him, I think she had like
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 6: oil or something. So he's filthy rich. Filthy rich.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: But he's also a stand-up comedian. And he's been getting
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: like banned from places just for... For paying for... For
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: doing good deeds. Doing Mr. B shit. He got kicked
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 2: out of a mall because he was taking pictures and
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: buying people stuff.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 5: Well, that's because he didn't make them sit in a
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 5: sand trap for three hours.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 2: He didn't make them do handstands in the middle of Walmart.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: He didn't make them relive Squid Games. Yeah, he didn't do.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 5: You don't do 30 somersaults in quicksand. You can't get
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 5: nice things.
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that nigga is fucking evil. First person.
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 2: First person that gets a UTI in Walmart wins. I
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: don't care how you do it. You just got to
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 2: get it. We'll get all your groceries for free.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: See somebody just sitting in the freezer on the peas.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: I was going to ask this just because I wanted
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 2: to try that sandwich today. What's up? The Chick-fil-A sandwich.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 2: I had it. You had it? Yep. Was it good? Yes.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: It smelled pretty good. It was good. I wanted to
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 2: do an NTS Eats mobile. Damn. My fault. We can
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 2: do it next week. Yeah, we can still do it.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 2: I just happened to go there and I was like,
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: oh shit, they got it. What sandwich?
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 1: It's a waffle sandwich.
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 2: Chicken and waffles. Chicken and waffles? Yep, but the waffle,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: I don't know, you got a little syrup. As long
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: as it's not the McGriddle. Comes with bacon on it.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 6: That should be good.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: And I had the spicy one, so that shit was.
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: We got to do some counterintelligence on that. That is
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: a big blow to the corporation. How are they doing this?
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: I thought we trademarked that shit. Waffles. Why did I
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: think of that? I thought we trademarked the syrup and
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 2: the shit. We only trademarked the pancake? What the fuck?
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: Who the fuck? Michael, contact the legal team. That's Ronald
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: McDonald taking off his belt. What the fuck do you
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 2: mean we only trademarked the pancake? Somebody get somebody on
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: first toe stack. We can't make this a single stick again.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 2: Burger King's doing what? Well, once you said all you know.
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 2: It's definitely time to go. And at the end of
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 2: the day, the day is most assuredly going to end.
• 1:37:52
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• 1:38:27
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• 1:38:31
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  Speaker 2: like from the episode. Yeah. Which Pokemon can say nigga?
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah, which Pokemon can say nigga? Put a time stamp
• 1:38:47
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• 1:38:49
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• 1:38:52
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• 1:38:53
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• 1:38:55
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• 1:39:00
  Speaker 2: more likes.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 6: If the video has 2,000 views, it should have 2,000 likes.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: Or at least 100. At least. Ohana. At least. Five. Right?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: What's wrong with that?
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: If you watch a video, like it. It doesn't do anything.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: Do something. It's not a tip. Do something. I hate
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 2: to do the cliche. It costs nothing to tap the button. Like, share, subscribe. Like, share, subscribe.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 2: All that good stuff. I got a house to pay for.
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: I got tuition. I got a mortgage. You got a tuition?
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: My boy. School starts next week. School starts next week. Kenan.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 2: You heard that, Kenan? School starts next week. Kenan. Elsie's enrolled.
• 1:39:49
  Speaker 2: Come on, Kenan. We can do it together.
• 1:39:50
  Speaker 4: That is Dr.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: Dixon.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 4: You're going to finish paying my debt that I owe
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 4: to the school for me to finish?
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to pay that. Do another school. I'm
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: going to transfer my credits. Just go where you at.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: They won't let you even transfer the credits? I owe
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 2: them money. Just go back there. So, like I said,
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 2: you're going to pay the debt? They won't let you
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: go back in if you give them money?
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 1: They'll let you go back if you go back to
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 1: that school.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 2: You got good credit. Yeah, I got to pay the
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: debt first before I can do the classes. Are y'all
• 1:40:19
  Speaker 2: not listening? Yeah, but you got good credit. They got
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: you on a 360, dude? Yeah, what the heck?
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 4: No, I actually owe the school money because I didn't
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 4: do my Fast Fund time.
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 2: So, I actually owe them money.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 7: Why don't you just take out a loan?
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Nah, they can still, they can still. A small loan
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: of $ 500, 000? They can still look you out.
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 7: I know it is harder to get college loans now
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 7: because of audience.
• 1:40:37
  Speaker 2: No, I can't.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 7: Because my, my line brother can't finish med school because
• 1:40:42
  Speaker 7: of that. But I was just wondering, did you explore
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 7: like taking an option, like a loan out of your
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 7: 401k maybe?
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 2: Um, I have. And I was like, nah, I'll just
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 2: save money and I'll pay for it. All right. Okay.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: How much is that?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 4: It's like $ 5, 000.
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 2: That's not too bad. Not at all. So, spring. Are
• 1:41:06
  Speaker 2: you paying for this one? Oh, it's time to go.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: At the end of the day, the game won't end.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 2: If you want to throw up a nigga now, open
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 2: up that wallet. I feel bad. Are you paying for
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 2: this one? Just press the button, Keenan. You can end
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 2: it all. You can end it all. You can end
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 2: it whatever. You want to be my pussy boy? Get
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 2: out my pussy boy? You want to be my pussy boy?
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 2: Get out my pussy boy? That was wild. That might
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 2: only be a 19-year-old man. I forgot to talk about
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: a lot of music.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 4: I also went to Chance the Rapper's 10-year cover and
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 4: book drawing.
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: That shit was lit.