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DONKEY: Florida Man Accused Of Impersonating Police In ‘Booty Patrol’ Vehicle · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: You make sure you're telling them to watch out of Florida, Milorida, Milorda.
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  Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in
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  Speaker 2: all of Florida. Yes, you are a donkey. A Florida
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  Speaker 2: man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason. It
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  Speaker 2: gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after that.
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  Speaker 3: Win say he rigged the door to his home in
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  Speaker 3: an attempt to electric hit his presnant lights.
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  Speaker 1: Police arrested in Orlando man for talking a.
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  Speaker 4: Flamendo the practice club bitch you donkey other day with
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  Speaker 4: charlam Hane to Gud.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all
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  Speaker 2: like this. It ain'ty d ball as y'all.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Donkey of today for Wednesday, November first is going
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  Speaker 4: to Gabrielle Louiano. I think that's how you pronounce his name,
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  Speaker 4: Gabrielle Louiano. He's from southwest Florida. What does your uncle
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  Speaker 4: Shalla always say about the great.
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  Speaker 2: State of Florida? Say it with me.
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  Speaker 4: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
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  Speaker 4: all of Florida, and today is no exception. See Gabrielle
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  Speaker 4: is in Southwest Florida's impersonating law enforcement. And I can't
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  Speaker 4: stand folks who impersonate law enforcement, even here in the
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  Speaker 4: Tri State are especially in Jersey. You got these people
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  Speaker 4: who be riding around with the red and blue emergency lights. Vy,
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  Speaker 4: you told me once there's a way to tell if
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  Speaker 4: the emergency lights are actual law enforcement?
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Or usually blue lights are firefighters. Those are the the
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  Speaker 1: usually ones that they use when they fake it. But
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  Speaker 1: and then when it's red, it's usually police officers. So
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  Speaker 1: red and blue is police off. Remember somebody tried to
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  Speaker 1: ride me like that. They try to pull me over
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  Speaker 1: using one of those police lights. So it's the red
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  Speaker 1: and blue. I thought it was a light in the
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  Speaker 1: middle too. Well, they spin, so when they spin, they
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  Speaker 1: don't know what's in the middle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, got you.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if Gabrielle is actually impersonating law
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  Speaker 4: enforcement or if Gabrielle.
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  Speaker 2: Is just looking for a good time.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean, Charlamagne, You don't know if he
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  Speaker 4: was impersonating law enforcement and just looking for a good time.
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  Speaker 2: Let's go to NBC News two for the report.
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  Speaker 5: Police Southwest Florida man it's accused him impersonating a police officer,
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  Speaker 5: all because of his white Chevy truck outfitted with red
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  Speaker 5: and blue flashing lights. Even has decals that make it
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  Speaker 5: look like a US Border Patrol vehicle, but instead of
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  Speaker 5: saying Border Patrol, it says Booty Patrol.
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  Speaker 6: Meet the man behind the Booty Patrol, Gabriel Levano. He's
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  Speaker 6: the proud owner of this trick down Chevy pickup.
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  Speaker 7: I was just bored, you know, just have fun.
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  Speaker 6: You know, so far it's just been fun and games
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  Speaker 6: for the eighteen year old from Braden sit But after
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  Speaker 6: an event in Arcadia he met at DeSoto County deputy
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  Speaker 6: wasn't laughing.
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  Speaker 7: So I said, as I pull out of the event,
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  Speaker 7: the car pulls me over.
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  Speaker 6: Deputy's writing him this ticket for improper display in his rims,
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  Speaker 6: including the prohibited red and blue lights.
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  Speaker 7: His fine one hundred and thirteen bucks. Lots of people
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  Speaker 7: like it, some people hated it.
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  Speaker 6: Well, this is his first ticket he's received. Gabriel says
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  Speaker 6: he doesn't plan on writing any fake ones for pretty
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  Speaker 6: local in DeSoto County.
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  Speaker 2: Gage Golden, NBC two boot Patrol. How can you not
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  Speaker 2: love Florida? Dropping the clues? Boss for Florida. Oh, the
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  Speaker 2: man Gabrielle is riding around in the car.
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  Speaker 4: He calls the Booty Patrol because he said it's the
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  Speaker 4: closest you could get the border patrol and still have
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  Speaker 4: to be in it. Gabrielle, you a damn line.
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  Speaker 2: You could have said Burger patrol, Barber patrol, Bingo patrol,
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  Speaker 2: basket patrol, banana patrol.
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  Speaker 4: You chose booty on purpose, You know what you was doing. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: Booty Patrol is very specific, all right? That actually actually
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  Speaker 4: would be an amazing TV show. Remember Reno nine one one?
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  Speaker 4: Remember that show used to come on Comedy Central that
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  Speaker 4: was about all the police officers.
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  Speaker 2: That was funny.
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  Speaker 4: They could do a partially uh scripted like unscripted comedy
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  Speaker 4: series called Booty Patrol.
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  Speaker 2: Justs hilarious. You got a good eye for talent.
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  Speaker 4: If you could do the casting for the Booty Patrol
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  Speaker 4: comedy series, who would starring it?
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  Speaker 2: Just hilarious?
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  Speaker 3: Dwight Howard, Oh oh boy, santanah oh newly recruited DJ academics.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta Stopwayne Brady either one you stop. Wow Bobby
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  Speaker 3: likes Okay, okay, you can see that.
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  Speaker 2: That's all I got, right, now you got right? Now, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that's a good cast.
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  Speaker 3: Andrew, I know that.
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  Speaker 6: I know that.
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  Speaker 2: Good TV. Like that, Captain. If you in the Booty Patrol,
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  Speaker 2: your uniform comes.
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  Speaker 4: With assless chaps, all right, the same plans Prince used
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  Speaker 4: to wear cheeks just out. They got peenus shaped pistols,
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  Speaker 4: all right. When they hit the siren on the squad card,
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  Speaker 4: sounds like this.
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  Speaker 7: Don't in there.
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  Speaker 2: Like a cop con.
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  Speaker 4: When they're in danger. They are trained to not shoot
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  Speaker 4: first and bust everywhere. We appreciate that. Instead, they are
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  Speaker 4: highly trained to pull out their long nightsticks and beat
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  Speaker 4: it up. They fully support the stopping frist policy, and
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  Speaker 4: we'll enforce it on you and need be. And the
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  Speaker 4: regular police model is the protect and serve. The Booty
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  Speaker 4: Patrol model comes from the great black philosopher John Shaft.
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  Speaker 2: Is what is their model?
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  Speaker 7: Right?
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  Speaker 2: It's my duty? Please? That's right. You sound like you
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  Speaker 2: would be a good director of this show. You got
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  Speaker 2: it all figured, Captain. Should we won't go ep?
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  Speaker 4: Please give Gabrielle Luviiano the sweet sounds of the Hamilton's Police.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you are the.
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  Speaker 2: Whoa the doge all the day ye.
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  Speaker 1: Could you imagine the booty patrol behind you. You would
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  Speaker 1: get so nervous, Yo, if they pull out that they
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  Speaker 1: only rest from behind and they only pull up.
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  Speaker 2: From behind them.
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  Speaker 4: I just got a text from the president of the
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  Speaker 4: Black Lives the Fat Lives Matter community. He says, the
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  Speaker 4: booty patrols downstairs in me they got a warn for
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  Speaker 4: your arrest. They want you to come out with your
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  Speaker 4: face down and your ass up.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wow, that was so corny, Like you really built
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  Speaker 3: the suspense up, just like I thought he.
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  Speaker 2: Was in trouble after that cursed.
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  Speaker 6: Stories.
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to do a citizens arrest Charlamne? Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 2: I do not want to do. I want the booty
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  Speaker 2: patrol to come do their job. What's wrong with you?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 1: BT, we'll see them all piece BT peace BET everybody else.
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  Speaker 2: With him?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: He's so it's horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Guy called him today and said he was so funny
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  Speaker 1: on the Daily Show last night and then he does this.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, just fix my mess is up next.
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  Speaker 1: just fix my mess.
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