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DLHS Hour 4 | Five Things Everyone Forgets · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is out of the deal.
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  Speaker 2: He will show your twenty twenty six edition in case
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  Speaker 2: you are in Cincinnati, Ohio, the Queen City, you know,
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  Speaker 2: the Queen City Charlotte with Cincinnati. It is a gold
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  Speaker 2: Star Chili right in Cincinnati, Nold Star chili.
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  Speaker 1: And and what is the chili?
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  Speaker 2: The gold Star chili and the ice cream Greaters ice cream.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you'll always remember these weird things about the place
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  Speaker 1: when you go places you do eat, I mean, and
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  Speaker 1: that stuff you probably don't even eat. Have I had
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  Speaker 1: gold Star chili and I definitely have had greatest idea.
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  Speaker 2: Is it white chili or is it red chili? No,
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  Speaker 2: it's like chili size. It's like kind of like a
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  Speaker 2: spaghetti sauce, but which with spaghetti and cheesetcha. It's very good.
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  Speaker 2: I think you a bad dude if you eating If
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  Speaker 2: you eating ice cream after thirty five, you are man.
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  Speaker 1: You man you.
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  Speaker 2: If you can eat dairy products after thirty five, If
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  Speaker 2: you eat milk, we're real. If you eat like cereal
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  Speaker 2: real milk, you're a bad dude.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to tell you this. I can eat dairy
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  Speaker 3: with no problem. Me too, and I'm well over.
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  Speaker 1: I can't I can't ice cream.
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  Speaker 2: I can eat milk, but I can't have a I
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  Speaker 2: can't have a what's that cafe?
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  Speaker 1: Not what's the one that used to have? Used to have? No, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you were so in love with those, and then one
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  Speaker 1: day I can't be making booty grape. I can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to trust me if we don't want to.
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  Speaker 2: I've been here in the bathroom. Sounds like bungosn't show me.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody check on. Oh my god, that's enough. That's enough.
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  Speaker 1: We get it. We get it enough too.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, I have a problem eating anything. Okay, we get it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't. You can't even I can't too.
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  Speaker 3: They make me nauseous, but you can't eat them, but
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  Speaker 3: I can eat them. Okay, So people, I will tell
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  Speaker 3: you something that that it's so funny. I called my doctor,
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  Speaker 3: doctor Lavin, and I said, I think I may have
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  Speaker 3: what is it that when you can't eat? Yes, I
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  Speaker 3: think I have celia. He was like, what would make
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  Speaker 3: you think that? I said, well, because every time I
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  Speaker 3: eat a croissant, my stomach hurts. He said, well, what
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  Speaker 3: are your other symptoms? I said, well that's it. He said, well,
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  Speaker 3: stop eating croissants. Oh okay, man, is that my only option?
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  Speaker 3: Does that appeal?
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  Speaker 1: I can take it for twd dollar copay exactly. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You can't ever remember where you put your keys. You're
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  Speaker 2: not alone, jazz and give us five things everyone forgets
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  Speaker 2: by make Butler from madamal Wa.
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  Speaker 1: Number five, what you were going to say?
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  Speaker 3: Ye, it happens like a particular word. I just can't
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  Speaker 3: or it's like that word and then something all the time.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? For me, it was reparatious. But apparently
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  Speaker 1: for white people well well. Number four on the top
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  Speaker 1: five things things, everyone forgets where you parked your car? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not me. That's when they have a feature where you
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  Speaker 1: can press it.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, you know, that's one of the reasons why
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  Speaker 3: I refuse to park in those parking structures because I'm
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  Speaker 3: always afraid I forget where I parked, and it happens
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  Speaker 3: to be a fun time and they don't be fun.
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  Speaker 1: The killer is in there walking up and down. I
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  Speaker 1: don't go. I just park on the street. Number three
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  Speaker 1: of the I just park I legally like you.
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  Speaker 3: So Number three, Yes, of the top five things, everyone
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  Speaker 3: forgets people's names now your bat no, you remember that.
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  Speaker 3: I'm very good you're good at that. Maybe not in
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  Speaker 3: the moment when you're trying to think of your kids' names.
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  Speaker 1: You forget them sometimes.
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  Speaker 3: Number two of the top five things everyone forgets. Why
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  Speaker 3: you walked into a room?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a had time? What the hell this
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  Speaker 1: very morning? Yeah? Like that movie you Memento? Did you
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  Speaker 1: have to see that?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 1: Great movie? It was great. He had to keep writing down. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I do remember that. I do remember that.
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  Speaker 3: And the number one of the top five things everyone
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  Speaker 3: forgets your passwords because they keep changing them. They make
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  Speaker 3: you change them, they make you change past and then
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  Speaker 3: they say they can't all be the same.
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  Speaker 2: Then and then you use this to last if you
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  Speaker 2: remember I used it before, then let me use that one.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Just put an exclamation point.
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  Speaker 2: Man, coming up, we got to deal. Sure, you're twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty six editions. You're going to be in Cincinnati, going
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  Speaker 2: to be a moral auditorium. Two shows on Saturday. Myself
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  Speaker 2: and Joe Tory, we're attending the Grand Conclave will make
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  Speaker 2: us safe. Sci Fi Fraternity Incorporated this Saturdays.
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  Speaker 1: Come check me out. If you take a notion. You
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  Speaker 1: know the audience can come, I mean general public. They
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  Speaker 1: can't come, can they sure they come to the show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they can come to the show. Yeah for sure.
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  Speaker 2: All that other risks one hundred thousand people that they
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  Speaker 2: can come, I'm sure they can come. Yeah, they try to. Man,
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  Speaker 2: they try to charge one thousand dollars for the Marriotte.
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  Speaker 2: You mustel your mind.
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  Speaker 1: I mean the marriout does give you those cookies, don't not?
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  Speaker 1: That not enough? I'm not I'm warm chocolate room noting.
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  Speaker 3: The aria and free break Oh that's not that.
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  Speaker 1: That's some time free breakfast. Yeah, I don't know, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't do it. I don't know,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it. It stayed in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a good night's sleep over here at
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  Speaker 3: Motel six.
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  Speaker 1: What did you learn today? So congratulations? I guess to fifty.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently he did a power deal with Netflix to license
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  Speaker 3: the first fourth series of the movie of that their
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  Speaker 3: series Power. Oh yeah, dope, dope, free dope. So you
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  Speaker 3: never got a chance to watch it? Check it out.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do for what's the other movie
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  Speaker 1: that I missed? The Wire? I've never seen it, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to watch. This is so good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is got to catch Yeah, Junius Henery King.
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  Speaker 1: Would you learn today that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I learned this very hour. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 4: the number one thing that people seem to forget I
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  Speaker 4: have a problem remember, is.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I used to have a
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  Speaker 1: problem with it.
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  Speaker 4: But until how you start or a trick for me
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  Speaker 4: is to, you know, make your password like your favorite
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  Speaker 4: song and just you know, no gaps and something you
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  Speaker 4: will never forget.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what that could be your password? Yeah? What?
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  Speaker 4: What's your favorite song?
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  Speaker 1: Blow the Whistle? Yeah? All right, well that is not
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  Speaker 1: my favorite song, but I do love.
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  Speaker 2: It yet a new favorite song, all time favorite song,
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  Speaker 2: favorite like it's a weird thing. Coming up on the
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  Speaker 2: next day, Hugely Show Kyle Hugrey aka Especially our Kids,
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  Speaker 2: our latest high record producer. We're Here's latest project of
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  Speaker 2: Short Bust Records plus the Village Manage Wall Kingsley. He'll
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  Speaker 2: be a returned to exposed racism hitting their everyday lives.
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  Speaker 2: It's a deal Huglely Show. We will definitely see on
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  Speaker 2: the other side Kyle, my favorite Short Bust operator or
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  Speaker 2: pull Le's Straight.
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  Speaker 1: We got to go the Huge Show. See you on
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  Speaker 1: the other side.